Rooster Teeth Podcast - Drinking a Memory - #412
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Gavin.
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And I wanna say I'm proud of you guys.
Like we went in a reverse order and there,
we're adaptable, didn't miss a beat.
You have to be to work, you gotta be like,
what?
Left to right, right to left.
Chris was in the second position though.
Well, it's like, it's like,
because you're reverse hosting, so it's like driving on the other side of the road. You have to It's like drive it's like because you're reverse hosting
So it's like driving on the other side of the road. I would dare you. What do you mean reverse hosting your hosting from that side?
I'm always on this side, but Gus starts it. Why don't you go on?
Welcome to the rest of the podcast. I'm Gus
So are you saying that I'm not a host of this program that gusts the host and that when and he's gone
It's reverse host because I'm here. Well as has been mentioned before do you get the sponsor stuff?
Listen listen miss. We'll talk about it a minute, but you're off brand. It's on the set
Get back on I always want to weird how Michael like to thank you off topic Michael will say I'm your host Michael
And then he's all the other people
It's like everyone's doing the same at a work of the podcast
I'm gonna put my gum down here. You had gum in? You unprofessional
Boston. I'm a little unprofessional. Well, the real host is this is why you don't
normally host. The forward's host. I've got it. But I haven't chewed it since I've
been saying. What did you do? Yeah, so let's talk about Christian. Do you just like tuck
it in like a pocket? Yeah. It's not good for you though, right? Like that'll eat a hole in your face. That's not in there that long. You're like storing it for
like a day. I mean, it's not tobacco. Well, let me ask you question. Like if you left a stake out
on a counter for 12 hours and then you walked up and ate it, that's not a great idea, right? Yeah.
But don't they hang meat for days? Yes. Yeah, but it also is like if you get something stuck in your teeth and you don't know it and then you find it later in the day, that's not...
That doesn't go bad.
We have a special guest tonight.
I think Sally LaPage is going to be coming by and joining us later so we can ask her that.
Why doesn't food spoil in your mouth?
I think the answer is it does.
Already in your mouth so you eat it.
So if you left it in there for like a week and a half,
you'd have a dry age, the little bite of steak.
Is that what you mean?
Well, there's a lot of bacteria in your gallblers, right?
Don't that dry age.
It's not very, no.
Does it all get old
and then they just cut off the moldy bits on the outside?
Yes, that is correct.
It's like cheese.
That is correct.
That's the problem with hamburger gets recalled a lot
because they basically take the surface of it
and they grind it up with the rest of it
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What are you drinking?
Is that booze?
No, this is water from our lovely dinner that we had.
That doesn't look like water.
It's white. So here's what I do.
He likes to spike it.
I get mostly water and then a little shot eliminate.
Just the tiniest little shot eliminate.
Not just lemon juice, but lemonade.
Go ahead, no.
How many soda fountains do you go to
that have lemon juice?
He doesn't know you got it from a fountain.
You could have a squit.
That way it's a blast to come from.
That's really common. It's really common for blast to come. That's a really dumb answer.
That's really dumb answer.
Not a sponsor for them to have, like, you know,
oh, lemon water.
Lemon.
That one, by the way, that was one of my favorite things
from the campaign was when there was some viral photo
of Donald Trump's son.
And he was at a place like an in and out, I think.
And he was taking a photo with somebody.
And someone pointed out that he had the water cup
that they give you, the clear cup, but he had coconut.
And everyone was furious about it.
It's like something that everybody can identify with.
Like you fucking eat.
Took the free cup and filled it with a drink.
You rich prick, and you're getting coke in the water cup.
How dare you?
So even this is a full-size, full price fountain drink
that I only put this much of the fountain.
Okay, like a little lemonade in at the top.
Then that's completely understandable.
Well, I'm actually wasting money to be a great,
I agree with you, ethical.
You deserve it, having such a douchey combination
of liquids there.
What, what, what, what, what, what,
what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
are the little square lemonade from the fountain?
Just drink water, what's he gonna do to you? Fucker, and dinner, you drank apple juice, what do you eat? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. Oh, water, then I get a little squirt lemonade from the fudge. Just drink water. What's he gonna do, sir?
Fuck her and dinner you drank apple juice.
What do you eat?
What's wrong with apple juice, dude?
Who drinks juice after they leave school?
Juice is great.
What are you talking about?
Diakris.
Do you drink juice on a regular basis?
Not apple juice.
Orange juice.
Orange juice is acceptable.
Breakfast.
Oh, actually, I was on a plane recently
and I ordered apple juice got next to me locked
He was laughing at my apple juice. Yeah, I think a little kid. Did you did you order a whiskey to go with it? No
Then yeah, he was laughing at your apple juice. Damn it. What's going on a sippy cup?
Just apple juice. Well like if I order a glass of grape juice. That's weird, right? That's a little kid drink
Well, like if I were to glass a grape juice, that's weird, right? That's a little kid drink
What was the last thing me a grape juice? I've never had grape juice. I don't even know they sold that you've never had grape juice Really? Is it real from grapes?
You like milk a bunch of grapes?
It's like juice in the UK. It's like it's like wine without the fun bits
I got orange juice you got apple juice and then you maybe got some like cranberry,
and maybe some like apple and pear,
and then you'll mix just of different fruit punch,
and then you got cloudy apple juice,
which is way better than just, they sell it differently.
Is that what we call cider?
They're slightly different processes, I think.
When does a juice become a cider?
What happens?
Boos.
Is it just where they make it? Is that what it is?
No, because you get apple cider in the states that's not out the
hollanda. It's crystal-acadabra.
But soft cider, like for the holidays and stuff, is
you get complex here. Soft cider and hard
ciders. What's a cider?
What is a cider?
Made out of apples. Yeah, but so is apple.
Unless it's made out of pears. Spices.
Spices. I'm going to go with Christmas. Yeah, yeah, it's spices and it shows apples. Unless it's made out of pears. It's spices. Spices. I'm going to go with Chris' answer.
Yeah, yeah, it's spices and it's cider.
All right, I'm going to go to the internet and find out when does the cider become cider.
I'm cool.
What do you mean you didn't know what grape had a juice?
Well, I just never bought grape juice.
Like, is it flavoured?
It's just, it's just wine.
It's just wine.
It's wine that's not, uh, alkalised.
Firmamented.
This is what I was looking for. That sounds terrible.
Oh yeah, it must be the cloudy version.
Cider is a term used in United States
and parts of Canada for the unfiltered, unsweetened,
non-alcoholic beverage made from apples.
So it's just unfiltered basically and unsweetened.
So it's like the good kind of sake.
It's cloudy, yeah.
So why doesn't grape juice?
Why haven't I heard of that?
I don't know. Why haven't you heard of that?
So how old are you in the UK when you can have wine at dinner?
Because in Paris, it's like they give it to you in a baby.
Like 14 or something. Yeah, 14, right? If you were the parent.
You get it in the sippy cup.
Like we had we had at you both came to the New Year's party.
Did you come Chris? Yeah, I did.
I think that was gonna be really embarrassing for a second.
See, that's more offensive than because you didn't remember that he was there.
He made no impression on you.
I was just making sure I suddenly had this moment of oh shit.
Did I mention the New Year's Eve party in front of Chris?
Patrick was invited and didn't come.
Oh, he just ditched. Wow.
He was like, nah, I'm doing my own thing.
He had plans, he said.
Plans. I was there. I, I'm doing my own thing. He had plans, he said. Plans. Well, I was there.
I was there.
Such a fake story.
But please, they're alternative facts now.
We are, we are, it's an alternative fact
that Patrick just laid down.
We had all the champagne that we drank.
The champagne drinkers destroyed the liquor drinkers.
We had probably half of a bottle of whiskey gone
by the end of the night, but we had about 24 empty champagne balls. I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that
recently. No, not recently. More. I think it was the location of the champagne
right by the kitchen. People are like, where's oh champagne? The I don't eat. The liquor
was like hitting around the corner. It was on the ball. It was on the bar. Yeah.
Well hitting around the corner at the bar. around the corner. It was on the ball, wasn't it? In the ball. Yeah.
Oh, hitting around the corner.
Corner at the bar.
Just too far.
So how many balls does champagne?
There's a round bar.
Did you buy?
I think we bought 30 altogether.
How much did that probably cost you?
I was champagne.
Uh, it cost us not in what people drink,
but in stuff that we miscalculated.
At the end of the party, I had about 30 lines.
And I always overestimate the amount of beer
that my friends will drink.
And I had that cooler, I have a really bad-ass cooler
that's a wine barrel that's cut in half.
So it's really cool.
And it looks great when you fill it up with beer.
Probably two beers were taken out of it the entire night.
So I overbought beer by about six years.
I think beer's out, I think people don't want beer. No, no, I like beer, but it was like, again, hit it. It was out of it the entire night. So I over bought beer by about six years. I think beer's out. I think people don't want beer.
No, no, I like beer, but it was like, again, hit it.
It was hit.
It was out of the way.
Gotcha.
You need to hire a bloke just walking out
with a tray of beer and whiskey apparently.
There were shots in the hall closet.
So, Kristen, get mine, those either.
It was a big Easter egg hunt fun booze.
Wine cools in the hot tub.
At the house.
But I was gonna say, at the party,
where we drank all of the champagne, Ashley,
you were one of the big culprits for that.
You and Barbara were just,
you guys were a terror.
Yeah.
Did you get right it?
So.
It was new years,
that's the tradition.
You kind of have to.
Also though, because I made a champagne bar,
I decided to get classy as
And so I got little bowls of like blueberries and raspberries and pomegranate seeds. You could drop a couple in
And then when they go up and down in your drink. Oh really? Yeah for a long time for the time being to drink in it Yeah, but then it gets all boozy and you get to chew on it
I really enjoyed the mug the special mug that you've got. I've got, I bought a special mug for Gavin.
He likes copper mugs whenever we go out to bars.
So now I have in my house a copper mug
because I drink a musco mule.
That's right, or a musco mule as you would say.
Or you attempted to at least.
My understanding is that particular musco mule
was not very, it was more mule than musco.
I don't know how to make one.
So I was just drinking whiskey out of it all night.
And if only there was a place where you
go to look up recipes.
Jordan Swares was like, I'll make you a Moscow mule.
And it was awful.
It was a big deal.
I think it was like a bunch of lime and some crap from the bar.
And then I think half of Lindsay's old drink
he poured in there too, which I'm not sure it was.
And that was probably the ingredients.
Well, Moscow mule is just lime, vodka, and gingerbread, right?
Sounds right.
Yeah.
Why do you say whiskey, though?
Because I was just drinking whiskey, okay.
Because I couldn't find those ingredients.
So, at the party with all the champagne that we drank,
we also additionally had for the boys
who stayed up that night until I think one 30 in the morning.
That's probably criminal for an 11 year old, like Teddy.
But they had sparkling grape juice.
Have you not seen that before?
No.
Really?
Wow, because there was a couple of kids,
a couple of the people brought their kids
to the party and they ran around upstairs.
And we had sparkling grape juice for them
to drink at New Year's, like everybody else.
What grape type is it?
Well, there's all kinds,
I can't believe we're having a whole section
of the podcast that I came to grape juice.
And then there's red grapes.
So what's the grape juice?
What's the juice made of?
Grape juice.
Just grape juice.
What's apple juice made of?
What's it red?
Oh, green grapes.
There is two different kinds of,
oh, here we go.
There's two different kinds of grape juice.
There's the purple grape juice and there's the white grape juice,
which comes from quote unquote white grapes,
which are green grapes.
Wait, so there's, that's a blueberry grape there.
What's that?
This blueberry's in grape juice.
Is that true?
That's true.
Chris thought he learned about a whole new fruit.
A blueberry grape.
That's my bad.
It usually grape juice is made from purple grape.
Literally, I need someone from the UK to tell me on Twitter
using hashtag Arty podcast that you,
somebody's obsessed with the fact that I think my hands look small.
My hands look normal size, don't they?
You look very presidential.
You've been trumped?
I don't know.
I think they're trying to trump me.
I don't know what's happening.
But I need someone on Twitter tell me from the UK
that you know what the fuck grape juice is
that you've heard of this before.
Do we need to rescue his wife from that?
That was a...
It's scary.
It worries me that the thing that bothers me most about Trump
and this honestly does bother me is I don't like the way that he treats his wife.
And I don't know if it's just people cherry picking moments, but like him leaving her behind at the car, and there was some gift today,
gif, sorry Ashley, where he turned around and said something to her and her face just like dropped completely.
She was smiling, he says something to her and then she's immediately just starts frowning and looking down.
And I was like, oh, that's so sad.
You know, I just like, I don't like that.
I don't like seeing that stuff.
That's horrible.
I hope it's just like odd moments
and that's not how she lives her life.
Well, there was something like that
that actually kind of pissed me off.
During the inauguration, we're talking about
the inauguration of now president Donald Trump.
And during his inauguration of now president Donald Trump.
And during his inauguration, people kept posting photos, screen grabs of Michelle Obama
with this look on her face.
Oh, her shade throwing look there.
Yeah, she had just kind of like that.
Like this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That kind of look.
But I didn't think that was fair because I get that the people watching were anti-Trump,
but actually the Obama's were super gracious the entire time.
And to cherry pick these moments from her
and make her look like she's miserable
or cady the entire time, she wasn't like that at all.
She really was not.
They were very gracious.
In fact, did you guys watch the inauguration?
I watched highlights.
No, yeah.
The craziest thing about the inauguration
was that to know that there's one thing's one on the screen, shade face.
But you can cherry pick any moment from a video feed.
I think she looks fierce.
And make it look like the person is upset
or throwing shade.
Yeah, she could have just like, you know,
sniffled or something or, you know,
sneezed or any other.
Really, in the UK, grape juice, not a thing.
They've only ever heard of, I'm from the UK,
I've only heard of grape juice from American TV shows.
So is it?
Andrew Lewis said that.
Is it good like grapes or is it just grape?
Does it taste like a green grape?
It's very sugary.
Gavin?
Listen to me.
Do you know what apple juice is?
Does apple juice taste like apples?
Yeah.
It's good apple juice.
Like the cloudy stuff does, yeah.
Yeah, tastes like apples. Right. So that's to have like the cloudy stuff does, yeah. Yeah, tastes like apples.
Right.
So that's it.
Go for it.
But that sounds rank.
You should have, I keep leaving it at greets.
We gotta get Gregg.
I like it great because of the, like, the,
and it's like, oh yeah, it's like a nice
little packet of goodness.
I don't want to just the juice from a grape.
Well you're like,
it's like a, the packet of goodness
and you still like the juice.
Enough to order it on planes.
It's not like a one bite thing.
Do you like wine?
Yeah, why do you mean that a grape's Gavin?
It doesn't taste like a grape though.
I'm never like,
I'm just an awfully sugary in comparison to wine though.
No, no, it's juice versus wine, sure.
Yeah.
I'm not convinced there's real grapes in it.
I just don't see how that can be.
I'm gonna try.
I can't believe,
I'm not even as long as we just,
I've got pretty good white dress. It can't believe I've known you this long and then we just just got pretty good.
If I go up a whole shirt, will you like grapes?
I love grapes.
People like grape juice.
That's a sunny.
If I go a whole wedge of grapes.
That's what you're saying that you love grapes because now we get to make a whole new shirt.
You bought the ante.
If I smashed a whole bunch of grapes into juice, I don't think that would taste like grape juice what you have
What
That's that's exactly what grape juice is. It is that's the grape is grape juice
Do we have any grape juice Northern Ireland checking in they know about grape juice?
So are you guys gonna keep Northern Ireland for the thing?
For the Brexit you guys gonna keep them you're gonna lose them aren't you can lose Scotland? Brexit, are you guys gonna keep him? You're gonna lose him, aren't you?
You can lose Scotland, Northern Ireland.
Are you gonna adopt him out?
I know, you're gonna lose him, right?
Are we?
I don't know, it's like it's possibility, dude.
The whole thing seems so far in the future,
at this point, I don't even care.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, even after Trump was elected,
the inaugurations seem really far away.
But I was gonna say,
what are the tough parts about watching the inauguration?
Probably the toughest part for me was.
That it was real life. I like the Obama's.
I do.
I like the Obama presidency.
Gavin, you said on Twitter that you felt that Obama was the most influential president
of your lifetime or influential.
Got a shit on for that.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, there's people who are very specific, Rob, the Obama, which I get, which is why-
I said it because-
Because that was the life of the president.
Those are important years.
Like the years right after you leave school is I would say it's when you become you.
So the president of that time is influential over you.
Influential is a weird word though,
because it doesn't necessarily have
a positive connotation to it.
I think I enjoyed the Clinton years more,
even though that was a fucking mess with everything
on the trials and in like brushing up against impeachment.
So the only thing you brushed up against. Solid. I think George W. Bush was a way more influential president in my life just because everything that happened in George W. Bush's presidency, you know, with 9-11 and the war ducking shoes. Yeah. Yeah. And then,
you know, well 2008, the crash in 2008 happened. That happened one year, like one, two months before
the election. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah. Like, you know, I think of the, I think of the, like,
the Clinton years as being like the Obama years where it was just a period of incredible growth. It felt like, well, just recovery and, you know, the dot com industry came the like the Clinton years as being like the Obama years where it was a period of incredible growth
It felt like with just recovery and you know the comm industry came out during the Clinton years and everything
But back to the inauguration the tough part for me was watching on my rap this point up was that it was tough for me to watch
That speech that that Trump gave knowing that the Obama's or Barack Obama was five feet away and he's essentially just like
In order to make America great,
he's got to sell the fact that America's a big piece of shit
right now.
So it was basically,
it was weird to hear the President of the United States
get up there and talk about how shitty America is.
Like how city centers are falling apart,
and education's a misery.
Well, he's slogan doesn't work if you think of that.
I'm saying.
You gotta sell the things are shitty.
You know?
That's like the picture today of him signing the anti-abortion thing with like seven
dudes all around him.
Like there's no woman in that photo and he's like no abortions.
Oh right.
I do see the caption somebody put on that of, can you imagine if like seven women were
sitting around writing a thing telling me that they couldn't have reproductive rights,
they had to control over their reproductive organs.
It's in sunny.
Yeah.
My favorite sign of all the signs in the protest
the day after was this episode of Black Mirror sucks.
I like the old ladies who were like,
I can't believe I still have to protest this shit,
which is, I'm starting to feel that way too.
It's like, are we really, really talking
about some of this stuff?
Still.
Did you go out, Chris, to any of the marches?
Where'd you go? You go to Austin?
Yeah.
Well, that's why I wouldn't travel so much
to go be way different.
Okay, look, some people traveled halfway across the country
to March in DC.
Washington?
Okay, I get that.
Yeah, no, but, no, I went out, so you're mine.
Okay, yeah, a lot of people flew.
I went out, you could have been in Dallas.
Who knows, where from? Texas, it's, so you're mine. Okay, yeah, a lot of people flew. I went out so you could have been in Dallas. Who knows?
Where?
Texas, ish.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, somewhere in Texas.
Texas, yes.
Yeah, well, in from Texas, but it's like, it's ambiguous.
No, it's ambiguous.
I was born in Lubbock.
He was born in ambiguous Texas.
I was raised in Longview, Texas.
I love Lubbock.
Texas and Texas.
Yeah, that's a big ish.
Lubbock has amazing storms. Yeah, they do. It's like a super Longview, Texas. I love Texas and Texas. Yeah, those are being t-ish.
Love it, it has amazing storms.
Yeah, they do.
It's like a super flat part of Texas.
So everything just rolls in.
Yeah, and they don't wind.
They wind mile high cloud banks
with lightning flying through many things.
It's pretty dope.
The wind blew off a little bit
in my house the other day.
Oh, it blew off?
Like the window frame.
Shingles stuff.
The wind blew off my place mat. Like I walk, hope you can rebuild Chris.
No, it's really weird because I walked out.
There's no welcome man.
That was no welcome for it.
And then I had to go on like I found it on the ground on the bottom floor.
Please man.
Okay.
That's it.
The mat for your entire place.
So you live at what?
Not on the ground floor.
Third.
Yeah.
And he's gone. I was like, I like, did he have like Chris go down to eat dinner over his welcome
Then he's heard of he goes out and his place mat
Place mats under a dinner dish
I mean you could say it's the mat for your place
My place is mat.
That's how you would say that.
That's how you would say that.
The post-rophy there.
Post-rophy.
Yeah, the possessive makes all the difference in that one.
What happens in your life?
Just like the funniest stuff must happen.
Do you just think the funniest things
when you just out on your own in the world?
I don't know.
I mean, I probably think about the same thing.
You think?
I mean, you asked me if I should fork up my ass.
Chris, you don't want to tell us how the sickle conversations we got.
So I thought it would be a fun game, right?
There's a plastic fork over there.
Can we get a, is there a plastic fork?
We're going to need a fork, one of the ones from the pizza.
But you know, that was a private conversation.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean,
well you don't have to explain it.
No, I want to now.
Okay, you put it up.
I guess I did like bring it up like loaded,
like you asked me if I could shove a fork at my,
so I had this, right?
And I was like,
Oh, it sounds so stupid because it involves crepes again.
Why did you call crepes? So I was like, Chris, do you think, look at this fork, I was like, do you think? It's gonna sound so stupid because it involves grapes again. Why does it involve grapes?
Sounds like Chris, do you think, look at his phone, I was like, do you think, if you put
the fork in this way, like halfway in your ass hole, like just get it about there and
then clench, could you pick up a grape with it?
With the back ender?
No, no, this is the ass here, that's the anal.
Got it.
Okay.
But could you have the the anal
Dexterity to then pick up a grape that was on a table. It's a deep squat to get down. It's on table. Oh, yeah, yeah
That's what I said. Yeah, Chris was like I absolutely could do that and I was like a ripe like a knocked over ripe grape
It's very tough and it might have that sort of like oh
So you're some of the you go to you're assuming that you need to stab the grape, not scoop it up.
No, yeah, that would be a spoon, actually.
Fork it. This is a fork.
A lot of people spoon with forks.
Well, that's not how you play the game, actually.
No, I just think that would be a very interesting game.
Well, here it would be filmable though.
You can get far enough in your A-ness with that.
But you could do it.
But they also have to clear the cheeks.
Look, it's easier if you hold the fork, because then you can like visualize it. You can do it enough in your A-ness with that. You can do it. But they also have to clear the cheeks. It's easier if you hold the fork, because then you can visualize it.
You can do it if you had a hole in your pants.
Almost.
Oh, you have a hole in your pants.
Why is that?
I don't know if we were going to make a video of it.
I'm not volunteering.
So the problem with the scenario crisis, you don't want to get your butt out.
That's really the problem.
No, he's trying to figure out ways to make this filmable.
Okay, let's do this.
So I got the fork in my hand right now for your audio listeners.
And there's probably about three inches of handle, maybe like three and a half four.
Um, so how much of that?
I look like seven.
How much?
Excuse me, this is a ten inch four.
Chris was adding a variable.
Chris was adding an actual scale.
He was adding the additional challenge.
There'd be a line on the fork and you weren't allowed to go in deeper than the line.
So you actually had to clench to hold the fork.
So how much do I need there?
It might, you just tell me when to stop it, my fingers up and that's enough to clench.
Keep going. Keep going.
About there. You need that much in there.
I think I need more.
Can you clear your cheeks though?
From anus to edge of your cheeks.
That's what the rest of the spare room is for.
That's cheek clear. There's the rest of the spare room is for. That's cheek clear.
This, there's the rest of the handle.
Yeah.
But then you've only got like this one to the floor.
Oh, I've been thinking about cheek.
Well, you think you can clench it if you have one inch in?
What's this?
You think you can clench if you have like one inch in?
Yeah, if you get, if you get just like a,
you get it in there.
But then it's gonna wobble.
Yeah, it's gonna wobble big time.
Well, I mean, there's only one way to,
you're doing a full glute press.
That's not a, that's not a glute press.
You want your glutes nice and loose.
You know, but whole puckered.
It's totally different.
I think the challenge would be,
if you, if you, if you clench your glutes,
then you're gonna need more length on the fork.
Hey, if we write our own wedding vows,
can I include in there, she need your but whole puckered?
You can't even clean that in it?
I just think each grasp of the grape, like each,
you're gonna have to clench, but you'll probably miss a few times,
and the clench over a long period of time will be the hard part.
The clench over, oh, seems to be just like,
just like the endurance thing.
Yeah, unless you just don't want a clench.
You're not used to making a stabbing motion with your butt.
That's not, I'm gonna hand this back to you. This floor feels weird to my hands now. I don't want to clench you're not used to making a stabbing motion with your butt That's not I'm gonna hand this back to you. This feels weird to my hand
Somehow, somehow I think that's a video I
Don't know how big video. Yeah, I don't know during this conversation. I can't stop clenching my what hole
Just like protect it. I might instinctively clenching as well
You find you think it'll be forking or spooning would be harder instinctively clenching as well. You're okay little boy. You're gonna be fine.
You think a spooning would be hot.
Fulking with, because you're pressing against your own clench.
Wow, I don't know.
No, you're that motion is scooping up a great,
try scooping up a great, but a spoon with your hands.
It's impossible.
You don't have a great, I think the spoon would be harder
because you'd have to maneuver.
It's more dexterity.
Now, if let's say,
that's in the hips at that point.
If I put a spoon on my butt and I feed Chris some cereal,
then that is a different thing.
That's a spoon based objective.
Would you do to scoop up the cereal or is it just...
Yeah, you gotta give the scoop and then drive
like the airplane coming into the hangar, Chris.
There it comes.
It's like coming out of a tunnel.
This sounds like a million dollars in there.
Can it be coco-pubble? Can it be coco-pubbles? I'm like, it's like a million dollars in a month. It's like a million dollars in a month. It's like a million dollars in a month. It sounds like a million dollars in a month.
It could be cook-o-pebbles.
It's probably you.
So that was what I was talking to Chris about
before the podcast.
Okay.
It seems like a reasonable conversation to have.
Yeah.
It's very scientific.
Is this what, did your brain just go there?
Like, were all the activities I can do with my butt?
It did.
When that today, I don't think it always goes to butt.
But specifically picking up grapes was where you went.
I don't know why it was a grape.
Yeah.
Maybe because grapes roll.
You might have a problem, yeah.
Well, to me, he didn't bring up grapes before.
We were talking about juice.
He was talking about apple juice.
Oh, you may follow me because of my manly apple juice,
my grown up apple juice, and you said that grapes.
Like, if you're in a plane and they get down to you
and they say, can I get you a drink, Mr. Free,
and you say, what would be a kid's drink to you?
Like, if you said, I'll have the fruit punch.
Was that a kid's drink to you?
Would you get a glass of milk?
I think milk is the kid's drink.
Like, nobody drinks milk on the plate.
There's somebody in our office that drinks milk.
He drinks chocolate milk,
and I love the fact that he drinks chocolate milk.
Oh, should we try and guess who it is?
I said it's specifically to you though,
that I loved this guy.
Is it my own chocolate milk?
No, no.
You probably wouldn't guess it.
It's just like he's such an all-american kid
that the fact that he drinks chocolate milk has a grown up, just like I complete the image of me. It's just like he's such an all-american kid that the fact that he drinks chocolate milk
as a grown-up, just like, I complete the image of me.
It's Caleb.
Oh, I see that.
Is he walking around drinking chocolate milk?
I'm a wee-
He's got like his baseball cap on,
and he's like, here's sticking out.
It's freckles.
Yeah.
He looks like someone sent like an eight year old
through a time machine.
Yeah.
But they only like changed halfway into an adult.
He looks like his name should be Timmy.
He like shaves like once every two months or something.
Married, though.
It's always weird to me.
Yeah, because he's like, he's married.
I'm not.
Did you guys do his wedding?
No.
Me neither.
When did you start shaving on a daily basis?
Do you shave on a daily basis?
I do.
When did that happen for you?
I guess you probably
No, I've always had facial hair. It's just never come in like fully
Like yeah, probably 16
Shit really? Yeah, I don't know I don't know
I remember I remember being in
Embarrassed or something about because I was like I was getting like a weird little like the little stash the catfish mustache
Yeah, and then I so I started like stealing my mom's razor,
her like razor shins hitting it.
Oh, God.
Oh, that thing must have looked like just,
well, divots in it.
Dude, not not hurt.
I would get, I got a fresh one.
Go, okay.
Oh, and then I was using that.
Did you not live with your dad?
Or did you dad not shave?
Uh, if you know, not at that time, I live, no.
Okay. And then so yeah, I live, no. Okay.
And then, so yeah, I was using that and then she was like, she found all these, I had
one of her razors and she like, I got you some razors.
Oh, that was nice.
Yeah.
How much did you cut your face up when you first started shaving?
It wasn't a lot, not a lot because then you didn't have to shave often or very much.
You know?
So you take your time.
You just like, I don't think it was just like here.
And it would take like three months for to go back.
I don't think I've ever done like a razor wet shave
and not cut the crap out myself.
I'm not done that.
So I set up this conversation as one of those dumb segues
to reading the Harry's razor and a monster.
But now I feel like we're way too deep into it.
I just feel like now I'm sitting over here
feeling like I've created this
conversation with you guys are having fun.
But I'm like now I feel forced.
I can't tell when that's happening because we have a conversation you're just set though
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I have never been someone who used the after bomb that much.
Like a lot of my shaving habits, I established as a teenager when it was like,
if I, like like if I just like
put the razor the wrong way I would just get a rash there you know now actually
you see me shave I don't even use shaving cream I just like grab my thing and
just just shave you know but you also have a shower you have a dry razor though
you have a dry razor I do now I have I have I have another razor but when I use a normal blade I just go to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Jenkins. I do, I do. I do. And it actually sometimes stings.
Like my skin is so dry.
So, and it gets.
You grew up in a very dry environment.
I did, but my skin gets especially bad after shaving
because it almost like takes off the top layer
or something.
So, for me, having something afterwards,
like a lotion or a balm is a must.
Got him.
Got him. Got him. Got a habit.
Got a habit.
Do you ever, do you see your favorite legs?
Do you ever have to do anything up here with this?
Ever?
I once got my face waxed.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I was painful as shit and then I got a huge breakout
and then I decided never to do that again.
That's out of Dan.
I was, you know,
I was, you ripped the wax off his chest
and got the huge breakout.
Hey, blood.
Yeah, that's not good.
Well, yeah, it's blank waxed for a level of roosters.
Relaxes chest?
Yeah, he waxes chest, like where his suit showed.
And he got a horrible breakout because he immediately
went to the gym.
If you can believe it of play.
Not the most sterile of environments.
And you're not supposed to sweat or do anything for at least eight hours because you're skin
super traumatized.
All of those pores are open because hair just got ripped out of them.
And if anything gets in there, then it's going to irritates it and it becomes like this
huge issue And so then he had a huge breakout and it would cover up on his chest
It is unfortunate. It doesn't seem like once you move the hair you're done
It's like that no big deal. I think go wrong at that point
But it gets like the damn thing like in the follow-up videos to that
Didn't have that thing going on his chest right there. What is it called to your nutter and retitis?
But I think it a folliculitis. Yeah, that was called I just called bullshit because it's the worst
We didn't even put that video out
You haven't put it out waxing that's just are you sure about that really waxes leg again?
eventually
This I guess I saw him in the pool video
Yeah, when you guys shot at my house when he did the incredible mermaid thing coming
out of the water, which is incredible. But yeah, he had it then. So I guess maybe that's
what yeah. I would think you would want to reference why he had that like, weird patch
sheet. Yeah. Yeah. We only put out like 50% of the stuff we shoot. Is the plane to put it
out or is it just your mothballed that one because it wasn't good enough? I didn't think
it was good enough. I didn't think it was fast enough. Like because when you're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful.
You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. How you guys were standing next to that machine with just basically low level shop guys.
I'll tell you how I was like is this safe to stand next to and they were like yeah we always stand next to this.
Okay.
They've literally busted like thousands of balls in that machine.
Did they bust a bar before you saw it?
Like did you test one or was the first one that we seen the video was at the first one you saw break?
Uh, we did get the first one on camera but that isn't the one in the video, was that the first one you saw break? We did get the first one on camera,
but that isn't the one in the video.
Got you, but you were, the first time you saw one break,
you're standing there just trusting these dudes.
Yeah.
Man, I mean, there was a lot of pressure,
a lot of pressure.
Oh my God, you guys see what we have over there?
No, what?
Grape juice.
Oh, no way, you guys got grape juice?
Did someone go shopping?
Oh, we're in love.
That's awesome.
You guys are the best.
Okay. So we have, we're in love. That's awesome. You guys are the best. Okay.
So we have, we have two different kinds of grape juice.
And actual grape juice.
So he says, it's juice.
That's how you know.
All right, I wanna read the ingredients.
Is that 100% pure grape juice?
Is it from concentrated?
When's the last pure juicy drink?
Oh, it's 100% pure.
I drank a pure grape.
Made from filtered water, grape juice, concentrate, citric acid.
That's great, juice.
What does that mean when it's concentrated?
They froze it.
Yeah, it's basically mushed a bunch of grapes up and doing a frozen ball, and then they
mix that in with some other stuff.
Not sure why they go through the concentration.
Why is that a better process than just like juicene?
I think it's just because it makes it more compact
and it keeps longer and easier.
On the front it just says not a low calorie food.
My dad, I love my dad.
He was a brilliant guy, but man,
he would do some really dumb stuff.
Sometimes when Atkins became a big deal
and people were beginning to low carbs,
he basically just had carbs meant bread, and that was it.
And he would talk about his low carb diet. And he said his favorite snack on his low carb diet
was a bowl of popcorn and a glass of juice. Do you not understand what a fucking
car is? Well, and I showed it to him. And he's like, oh, switch to milk. And I'm
like, look, look, just read the label. It's got it's full of carbs. All right, well,
all right. I thought the same thing.
That's it. So just now, what did you think a car was?
Right.
Breads.
Give us a go.
Like things like wheat.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Have you never taken communion?
What do they do for communion in, in UK?
Wine.
Just straight up wine to give the kids?
Pass it down. It's like a sip of wine. Yes, wine. Okay. So wine, they give it to kids? Pass it down.
It's like a sip of wine.
Yes, wine.
Okay.
Why, what do you have, grape juice?
I think we have grape juice there.
And crackers.
Which was always my favorite part of the church.
I like the last grape juice.
I literally have grape juice in years.
I feel like I need to like make you sandwich
with the crust though.
Yeah, no, can I get some carrots?
We're breaking boundaries tonight.
This one no longer be a kid's drink.
So, it smells like how to have a fully fine.
How did it smell to you?
Tomato juice is another thing too.
They have tomato juice in the UK, right?
It smells bad.
No, no, no, they have tomato juice.
Tomato juice, sorry.
Yeah, tomato juice.
Need that for the bloody Mary's.
There you go.
So, do you somehow have a great juice
off the menu entirely?
It's probably because it's really awful.
Now, you're...
Have you tasted or just smelled it yet?
Smelt it.
Hey, from concentrate, according to Peter Hayes,
our resident gif maker,
from concentrate means the juicing content
was dehydrated and compressed.
Nothing more, period, you know.
It's not frozen.
But it's usually frozen.
Dehydrated. Well, if you buy the... You buy a concentrate at the store, it's usually frozen dehydrated well if you buy it in the press you buy concentrate at the store
It's in the frozen little cans all right. I'm gonna take take a sip of it
I think rough just he's like sugar and like
What do you think a group is?
This is my kids are like drinking a memory. Why is that? Hahaha. Can we stop the monkeys?
Hahaha.
I've had that before.
That's awful.
Hahaha.
Did I have great soda?
Hahaha.
That is rough.
What?
He said it was such a duse.
It's like drinking a... That is rough. Trees and I went to the sun. What? He said it was such a dessert.
It's like drinking a man.
I feel like smells and tastes
a very closely linked with memories.
I get to see it in my eyes.
We're grape juice and I are very close.
Like do you have to smell like
something that you clearly haven't smelled
since you were like seven?
Yeah, yeah.
And you remember it's like,
oh my god, it's like being at school.
Like a grandparents house. So you don't know what it is though. Yeah, yeah. And you remember it's like, oh my God, it's like being at school. Like a grandparent house.
So you don't know what it is though.
Yeah, and it just draws you back in.
Yeah.
I still remember that time
that we were walking through Belgium.
This is a good picture.
Does it smell like grape juice?
No, we were walking through Belgium
and we were walking through an alleyway.
This dingy little alleyway between streets.
We're just cutting through it
to go from one street to the next.
And there was, it was a, like a one-foot square spot. Only one person could be in it at a time.
And it smelled like the world's best smelling pancakes or something.
Pastries. They are a waffle or something.
And we had no idea where the smell was coming from, but we took turns standing and, I was like rotating through this.
We were just like, I think we all took a couple of times,
we were just hoffing the air in this little square.
I was like, it's so good, it's like,
it's the best smelling alley.
And then the other two were like,
I can't, I've lost it, I can't smell it.
Like we were all walking through in a line,
and we all passed, we all stopped,
and we all looked back like, what was that?
That wonderful smell, so we stopped
and went back and smelled it. And we tried to find where it's coming from an eat there
But that wasn't really anything that so I recently read a
article about an
Experimental technique. This is for you Gavin where they use sparkling grape. All right. I'm gonna dump out my other stuff
And look at the important. I just bottoms up
Good job.
That's the same, but it's the same, but it's fizzy.
It sounds even worse.
Oh, it came out really slowly at first.
Okay, kind of mad.
It's not purple.
Yeah, it's a magnetic brain stimulation.
It's detecting if they have any improves your precision
memory, a precise type of memory.
What are you talking about?
Okay, so they take a magnet and they go on, on, on, on, on, on your head.
But what did this come from?
I don't know, somebody's studying when magnets and...
No, it's...
Why did this come from?
It's based on the alley.
You're talking about memory.
You're talking about memory and how smells leading memory. Oh, yeah. He's talking my memory. You're talking my memory and how smells lead to memory
And I did that jog my memory. Okay, then I had an article about you smell something
No, I smell a magnet
I saw the magnet near so you put a magnet on someone's brain Josh Flinning and by the way told me a story now
We're off on a tangent he told me story
I said one of the things I want to do this year is I want to go see the northern lights
I want to do this year is I want to go see the Northern Lights. I want to do that for a vlog.
And Josh goes, oh, I've been there.
I've been to the Northern Lights and I go, what are they like?
They weren't there that night.
I said, what?
He goes, yeah, they don't never tell you that, but they're just, they might not happen.
And you go all the way up there and it's like, not tonight.
Bye.
So you have to stay for a couple of nights to get it.
I don't know.
He did never saw them.
He went, he did the whole journey and then never saw the Northern.
One of those things that I imagine looks much better in person than it does on video.
I saw a video of somebody flying into...
Josh wouldn't know.
Red Javik.
Red Javik.
Red Javik.
Red Javik.
You're going to find the Iceland and they took a video of the Northern Lights out the plane window.
It was pretty fucking impressive.
How's that different to being on the ground?
Well, I could see more of them and they were above them,
which I also didn't know was even possible.
I was especially in the clouds,
and it's not in the atmosphere.
Yeah, they were above them.
I thought it was like up a,
I just thought it was space shit.
Like it was, there was the atmosphere was leaking
or something.
I didn't actually think that. So I didn't worry about the WDM make dumb science jokes that we have's not, I didn't actually think that.
So I didn't worry about the WDM make dumb science jokes
that we had to say, I don't actually believe that,
that there was a crack in the atmosphere
in the weekend there.
There's a hole.
I was at a hole.
Yeah, we're going there.
We're going to Australia New Zealand.
That's where the hole is over in Totsk.
It's, I'm sure she has Ashy skin.
She lived there.
The hole is over New Zealand. It's really bad over New Zealand. I thought that's the thin part now
But it's like the hole is closed
It's still thin, but it's not as bad as it was because that gives me hope because it's not the 80s anymore and aerosol
Here's praise in this. Do you remember what it was in aerosol hairsprays that caused the ozone problems? No
Flora carbon aerosol hair sprays that cause the ozone problems? No. Fluorocarbons. Fluorocarbons.
Was it chlorocarbons?
Was it chlorocarbons?
Yeah, because everything was like,
oh, this is now has no CFCs.
Yes, CFCs, chlorocarbons.
So that was really what did it?
It was like canned goods.
Well, I think that was the thing that they
associated with it.
You know, it's like, that's the thing
that you just tell people,
because that's the thing that they, the have and in fact, make it into decision.
Anything like great.
But I want to say it was also like air conditioning as well contributed to it the way the air
conditioners used to be.
Another other factors, but you know, they always have to communicate something to people
where they feel like they can have an effect.
It's a lot funnier if you just think of it.
It's like a lot of ladies with big hair killing the ear stuff.
It was fucking Durandaran.
That's what it did.
You know what, if you put-
You should never fuck Durandaran.
Yeah, otherwise the world would be-
No, don't fuck Durandaran.
If you pull ozone in a cup,
you can do that.
It's blue.
You can do that?
Yeah?
Or you can pour ozone.
Gavin, you're telling me,
you've had a cup of ozone,
but you've never had fucking grape juice?
How is that fucking possible?
I never drunk ozone.
Explain that to me.
I have had ozone in a cup.
I don't know what fucking grape juice is.
What's your verdict on grape juice?
Ranset.
Oh, you're nothing like a grape, all wine.
No, it's very sweet.
It's very sweet.
Grape juice or sweet?
Well, they actually use a very specific kind of grape
to make wine and if you eat the grape, it's awful.
Is that what we have?
It's all like shriveled and like dry and like tiny
and like really bitter.
They use the...
Raises.
Raises.
They use the...
They use the...
They use the normal like the big grapes.
That's just filler in wine.
That's not what makes the wine the wine.
What was I drinking in the Hitman immersion?
I don't know.
Was it grape juice?
Carbonated grape juice.
Was it really?
Probably.
That's what that reminded me of.
But white grape juice.
Right.
It's like silk crap.
And I like rake crap and didn't ask what it was.
It's not even bad if it's on set.
It was a prop.
I always do it a bit where I was like I'm gonna pull.
I'm gonna just chug all these and I was like this is awful.
I was pouring them all into one.
It was rank. It was that.
I always asked a prop person, can I drink this before I do it?
Because I'm always afraid I'm gonna drink it like that was nail polish
remover in glue.
Or something like that.
Or you might take a nice shot
and then find out that it was just water.
Which we've done before.
Yeah, we've had that happen before.
The first thing I've drunk at Ristete was the toilet.
Go ahead. What?
From a full-out video.
All right. The poop toilet.
And that was, I was adamant that that be in the video.
That you had to drink from the toilet.
Thanks. Yeah.
But it was a brand new toilet. It had like old wool. Yeah, paint chips in it. We did a they they they what do they call that they
Distressed it
Antique did I'm sure it's fine our cats drink out of the toilet all the time and they're still up and around
That fucking Joe the cat except for Joe the cat
He's got this thing now where he won't drink out a toilet
He bugs me and her all the time. Why do you want him to drink out of the sink? I close on my toilet
I don't care if you drink out of toilet. I don't give a shit
But if he walks on your face and he's got a poop poor
He's not going for a dive in. He's like it's not a waiting pool. He's got a stand that it's a drink for me
Catching things go on standing in water. Daven what you ever owned a cat a cat? By the way, you're cat, by the way, super cute.
Your new cat.
Very cute.
Little Talamba.
A cat has its paws in the bowl to drink from it.
Yeah, but there's parts of the bowl that doesn't have water.
There's fucking Joe the cat drinking out of my sink.
This is the thing you think.
He wants to drink out of the faucet.
That's a magic out of the sink.
What's wrong?
And he also like...
Because he wants you to turn the faucet on and off
whenever he decides he wants to drink. Can I film that in slima?
Actually, is that from your snapchat? Is that what that's from?
That's from Twitter.
Oh, it's on Twitter.
But he's decided that's his new thing.
He'll either do that or he'll drink out of your copper cup.
And we got him a fountain because on Twitter, everyone said, get the cats a fountain.
I did that. I got him a fountain. Everything's great now. I don't have to worry about it. We the cats a fountain. I my cat did that I got my fountain. Everything's great now.
Don't have to worry about it.
We got them a fountain.
This is a like this is a hard found
to put in the house because it's a flower.
It's a little flower.
The green flower and the fountain's water at the top
and then it drips off the petals
and it's you know it's one of those things where you're like
we have to have this around.
It's a plastic flower, Mason.
I bet it doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good.
So we got that in the hopes that Joe the cat
would drink it if he really wants running water.
Nope.
That's it.
That's the found, that is the exact bouncing.
They found a photo right away.
That's the stupid flower fountain that we have.
And Joe the cat will not touch it.
There's no cat or a mouse.
Drinking. I don't want to drink that. He. And Joe the cat will not touch it. No cat or a mouse. I'm drinking.
I don't want to drink that.
He'll jump up on it, look at it, sneer, and then like walk away, and then like wait
for someone to turn the faucet on.
That's right next to the fountain.
He just wants crazy things.
It's the worst.
That's what he cares about.
But that is not the most annoying thing that Joe the cat does right now.
The most annoying thing is.
He does a lot of annoying things.
He has now started this habit
that he has where he will go out in the night
and he'll hunt for mice.
Then he gets a mouse, then he brings it back
into the house, the little cat door comes through the cat door,
goes up the stairs, comes into our bedroom with the mouse.
And the reason I know that is because I wake up at 3.30
in the morning and I hear this.
I'm like, where's that noise?
Something woke me up and then I hear this.
At the end of the bed, like over the edge
down by the front of the bed on the floor, I hear.
Grr, grr, grr, grr.
He's just chomping his way through a mouse.
Like just has, and I, well, sometimes shine a light on it
to see how big this mouse is,
but you just have to kind of wade it out.
The worst part though, the worst part is when the mouse
isn't dead yet.
Yeah, and then he chases it all over the bedroom.
He brings us a live mouse and then,
there's like chasing it back and forth until he kills it.
So does he finish the mouse?
Is that like mouse?
No, there's nothing left when it's done.
And then he tries to get up and better when
that's a getaway.
Well, the ones are twice your teeth.
The ones are twice's left suspicious bits.
We don't know what they are.
But like something on the floor and just it doesn't look like anything specific.
It's not like a tail or a paw.
It's just like there's some wobbly bit.
Yeah.
It's just like just there.
And it's it's not normally he cleans up after himself, but occasionally he wants us to know.
Does he have a bow cup of old mouth?
Ah, chanda.
What?
Not to my knowledge.
Our other cats still want to throw us up constantly.
Constantly, the cat throws up all the freaking tongue.
Not mech?
Yeah, she's a severe eating disorder.
She's got problems, man.
She got problems.
We like that cat a lot.
She's a really sweet cat.
She's actually a cat.
I should be clear about this
Very nice. She yells at me every morning this cat
Six in the morning every day. She jumps up on my side of the bed and just walks back and forth in the edge of the bed
Just meowing nonstop of me non freaking stop to where I like argue back with her every morning now This is what I do. I just wake you up when that happens. No good Lord. She does it every morning
I'll throw a quarter so you can hear this. It's like a nightmare.
And she's and she's signed me. So it's loud. Yeah. So round.
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I love this because I hate going and trying on clothes, dude
I really hate it. I really hate it. I do too if I have to try on three things like getting that little booth
I got trying three different things. I'm done. That's it. That's all I got to me
I can take off three pairs of pants put on three pairs of pants and then I'm just miserable and I get out of there
I don't understand it when people go and try on stuff stuff and then you don't end up walking away with something,
that's frustrating.
Well, what if none of them are good?
Yeah, that's why I don't like shopping.
My problem is if I get something that works,
I'm like, I will take four of these
because I just don't wanna buy anything else.
So if I find a shirt that fits,
and I like the way the shirt fits,
then I buy it in three different colors.
And that was Steve Jobs did. He would just have the same outfit. No, that I do definitely like.
I went to a face right, did that where I wore the polos with the bunny on them and jeans? Oh, you had a bunch of those? Oh, I had a ton. I had like eight.
Did you think he was wearing the same shirt every day? I honestly hadn't cared enough to notice. Yeah. But I don't really notice people's clothes either.
I feel you, there you go, Ash.
All the effort you put into putting on
nice clothes every day.
If honestly, unless I take it in,
if I were to walk out of here
and someone to quiz me on what every person was wearing,
I would have absolutely no idea.
You would remember what I'm wearing
because you got to touch it.
That's true, because it is absurd.
It's suede.
It feels like all grippy.
So Sally LaPage is here, and we should have Sally join us,
but I'm gonna find out two things.
I wanna find out if she's ever had grapes,
she's in her life.
We should get another glass for Sally.
And then I also have to find out,
what was the thing we were talking about earlier?
We were gonna come back and ask Sally about.
This biology thing.
Somebody on Twitter tell us what we were gonna ask Sally about earlier, we said specifically we were gonna wait and talk to her about it. So, also, we're at put something on Twitter, tell us what we were gonna ask Sally about earlier.
We said specifically we were gonna wait and talk to her about it.
So, also, we're at the point of the podcast.
Remind us if there's any story we started to talk about, but then dropped.
Where's that point of the podcast?
What we dropped?
Why I bled my nose.
All right, Sally's a great time to come in if you want to come on in.
Does she have a mic?
No, I do.
Hey, Sally, how are you doing?
I'm alright.
It's getting...
I cannot believe you've never had grapes.
Thank you!
I have been listening from the control of grape juice.
I can.
I'm grape juice is probably my favorite juice.
Hey, where do you get your tea?
And tea? It's rank. Well, I want to try the great juice that you've got.
That's that's there are two types. There's the type that smells like grape smelly
jelly and there's the actual decent. What are smelly jelly?
Gel pens that are centered according to the color of. So you had the
purple ones were always grape centered. So let me ask you a question. It seems like
a bad idea that we're teaching children to snuff sniff markers that intently.
We have scented markers in the US as well, but when you get to a certain point in life,
if you smell a marker, it's like zyling and you're going to eat a hole in your brain.
But you're not supposed to like stick it up, you nostril smell it.
It just smells as you're right to it.
They're staying a waft.
American people are wafted up from that paper.
But let me ask you this, do you consider grape juice
to be a child's drink?
Uh, only in as much as any other juice is.
So like, apple juice is totally fine to drink?
Well, so I do agree with you on cloudy apple juice.
Cloudy apple juice is amazing though.
Cloudy apple juice is slightly older than normal.
I think it's just like, when you're younger,
you have either orange juice or apple juice or milk,
like those are kind of three drinks that you ever drink.
But why do you drink orange juice?
Why do you drink orange juice?
I don't, I still drink juice.
I'm going to feel self conscious about getting apple juice forever now.
Why?
Because he said it's like a kid drink,
and I always order it in.
So I wouldn't just be able to get it in the bottle. I in no way think, oh, I can't have this juice because it's like a kid drink and I'm I Yeah, I so I wouldn't just I
In no way think oh I can't have this juice because it's a kid drink
I also want to point out it was in a bottle that was half the size of all the other bottles that were on that same shelf right?
Oh, yeah
Only because apple juice is so precious and you they can't make too much of it. I see a glass coming in from the side
So well, I want to try to you just get to enjoy some apple juice.
Or some grape juice.
It's a great juice.
And the sparkling stuff.
Have you never had Schla?
No.
Is it so late to slurm?
What?
Here's what's disturbing you sitting over here, which are realized.
You don't want to be in the future.
When Sally was asking Gavin about not having grape juice, Gavin worked in a grocery store
as a stockboy. He didn't encounter grape juice. Gavin worked in a grocery store as a stockboy.
He didn't encounter grape juice.
In Fruit and Ved, where are you?
Oh, you were in Fruit and Ved,
where I did with actual grapes.
Do you have the non-sparkling?
No, we do.
Unfortunately, it's not true.
I also worked in wait-trose.
And I never shopped a Tesco.
So maybe wait-trose.
If you're in wait-trose, definitely has grape juice.
Wait-trose is the posh one. So Schler is the kid's training you how to drink wine So maybe wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, rarely get red ones, but yeah, like that. So it's the sort of thing that you'd have at a sleepover when you were 13 if you wanted to feel a bit fan.
Sounds like a great time.
Sounds like Gavin missed out on the fun sleepover.
Yeah, basically.
Or an immersion suit.
When's the last time you had a sleepover?
Two years ago.
It's a really personal question, isn't it?
It just kind of just, we decided that we hadn't had a sleepover in years and so we took mattresses and to our fans. That's a really personal question, isn't it? It just kind of just, we decided that we had not a sleepover in years and so we took matches
into a fun experiment. That's wonderful.
So what qualifies a sleepover, right? It's got to be your same sex friends, come over?
Yeah, or just platonic?
Um, e-plotonic and you go, uh, friends house, I'd say, you know, typically to be more than, like,
you and one friend, but it might be, you know, you might have a whole three some of platonic friends.
Go ahead.
Is it a sleep hub if you sleep with them?
No.
That's just chagging.
Yeah.
So you can't have, it's like sex is what makes it not a sleep hub.
Yeah.
So if you bring a go-ah, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but here's a question. What if you just there, but what about crashing at someone's place? Okay, so this does sleep
Okay, is it crash there because it's like all right you went out so you went out drinking and then you go back to their place and
You pass out on their couch. Is that a sleepover? Now if we have to define it
I would say no. I feel like a sleepover is an intentional thing. Yeah, a sleepover is predefined
Sleepover the purpose of the event is to sleep on and you're actually the person
Hosting would actually like get out in the living room and like sleep over right?
Yeah, they all like it. I'm like bonks down together
And you don't sleep so if the intention is to sleep, it's not a sleepover
I would say if you crashed at your friend's house and they came out of the bedroom and slept in the living room with you that would be a sleepover
Yeah, you know, I was I going to offer to people for new years. I was going to
offer people. If you drink too much, feel free to sleep here because we have additional
beds that you can sleep in. But also felt like that would be a little creepy to offer that.
Why? I don't know why. That's solely on me. That's in my head. Because you know they're too
drunk. I don't think that would be good. I think that's a nice like, oh yeah, if you need to.
Exactly what we always do.
But also the way people leave parties to do.
It's like I looked up at which three in the morning and there was like,
no, no, no, Chris was eating a bunch of pies.
Well, we were feeding him a bunch of pies.
I mean, I was he was doing his best for his.
With his tiny little pies from a place called tiny pies and all different
sweet pies. And I overbought those as well. We had like 12 left. So I didn't want bit faster as this. I'm a little pice, from a place called Tani Pice. And they were all different sweet pies.
And I overbought those as well.
We had like 12 left, so I didn't want to throw them away.
So I just started feeding them to Chris.
And he just-
You know, just stick them in a fridge.
Could have, but I also didn't want to be tempted
by them the next day.
I don't want them in a criss.
Yeah, just give them to Chris.
It wasn't fun to see how many he'll eat.
Repay attention.
I went out with Chris the other night for drinks.
We went out to the first annual CBBD, Chris and Bernie birthday party, which I guess is CBBP. But I thought it was CDB,
like, Chris the mayor's Bernie birthday. Yeah. Oh, okay, I like that. First annual CDBBD.
How many how fast can you say that? CDBBBD. Almost got it. CDBBBD. Damn it's hard. So that's triple band that.
Trouble B. CDBBBD. CDBBD. I did it. I feel like you had to break up the two letters though.
CDBBD. There you go. You got it. So we went out drinking. I don't know if you remember this.
So when I was leaving we were talking about what a great time it was and everything.
Chris proceeded to give me a, I think we kept count.
It was eight hugs.
He gave me eight hugs in the course of the one goodbye.
And he wouldn't stop bling, just was shouting
from across the bar.
Stop hugging him.
I had to start hugging people
because I was feeling really left out.
It wasn't one long hug.
It was eight individual hugs.
Are you normally a hug so a person?
I'm particularly hugging you and I've been drinking.
I don't think I've ever been hugs by Chris.
Really?
You have to.
If I, I don't know.
Maybe it's because the day we met, I squeezed the lemon in your eyes.
And actually went in my eye.
You missed.
Yeah.
Got it on video.
Yeah.
It's my version.
It's not a sign.
It might be. It might be.
You should put it up as an RT life.
One that was filmed five years ago.
Yeah.
So I'm having a real problem.
Are any of you doctors?
Not yet.
Okay, close enough.
Not medical.
Close enough.
Don't tell me about your rash.
I have a rash.
We did that on the last podcast.
So I realized, so RTX Sydney is coming up very, very fast.
It's the fourth and the fifth of February.
And it just occurred to me that in a week,
I'm gonna be flying to the middle of summer.
Yes, you are.
I'm like, you guys put on a winter coat.
You have weight, do you mean?
You mean like, eh?
No, like a layer of fat.
Also, that does apply to hair as well. That was like a bushwacking to get through all the hair
on my legs. I can tell you what. But also, just like, you know, you tell people everything.
You eat, you know, you're like you eat a bunch during the holidays and you know, you put on
a couple extra layers. You're like, it's fine. I have until like, ma- Oh, we're talking fat little kids. Yeah, no fat.
She's talking on the edges of it.
No, I got fat, but I realized I have like,
oh, we can have to like, undo the entire holiday
because I'm gonna go to the beach.
And so, yeah, but my swimsuits don't fit now.
Oh, okay.
And so, I'm just really trying to swim.
Get in shape.
I think you're gonna be like on video on the beach. I think you're gonna change me. No, but I'm just really Get in shape
You gonna be like on video on the beat change me
No, but I'll be in for the beach. Well since when was part of the plan the people that you know you clearly aren't in the slack channel Oh, what are we doing?
Go on the beach what beach are we going to?
Don't I in anyway, manly? I never go to any slack channel by the way. I stay I don't like that and I'm not
It's awful Control I'm not you know, it's awful
Okay, control I just sent you guys something
I started running. I should back it on slack like you know 90 minutes to air as day. No big deal
and I hurt my foot
Now I can't run. I can't walk exercise is an actually a good way of losing weight
That combined with a calorie deficit though.
But the calorie deficit is far more important.
Yeah, but if I can do both, then...
If you need both at the end of that chance.
And if you can do both, it's better for long-term weight loss
but actually short-term weight loss, it's pretty much entirely in one way.
So you should just not eat food.
Exercise is bad.
No.
Exercise has myriad benefits. Weight loss isn't particularly one of them.
Maintain it not putting on weight is one of them, but actually losing weight exercises isn't particularly good.
Because if you think about how much exercise you have to do to burn 200 calories,
one single chocolate bar, you can lose so many more calories through dieting than you can through exercise.
And they've recently seen the however you lose what you never had.
Deep, real deep.
What was the most gout and how much you never know.
I'm going to ask you how much more you weighed than what you currently weigh.
What's like the highest you've been away from it, but you actually never know what you
weigh.
Like you don't even know what you weighed now.
How are we like 10 stone that's a me
So what is stomp 14 pounds
14 pounds are 14 kilos
Which would make him about 280 pounds
Maybe he's very dense.
That's not the worst.
But they recently just found, or I guess a study, they suspected this for a while, that
there's a correlation between calorie restriction and longevity as well.
Yes.
You can be stagually.
That's mostly protein restriction because proteins are, okay, I'm going to preface this
with, don't not eat protein, okay.
So proteins, the breakdown products are slightly toxic, like ammonia and urea are all from breakdown
proteins.
And so as humans, we typically overeat in our protein.
Everyone's always like, oh, like,
if you're vegetarian all the way,
you're gonna get your protein,
but we get protein from so many vegetables,
I've protein in them.
But if you don't eat all protein,
how are you gonna get sore?
Right.
But we mostly eat enough protein anyway.
We mostly overeat the amount of protein.
I mean, it's not particularly bad for us,
but if you do restrict the amount of protein that you eat
and just generally caloric restriction
The science roughly says that you will live longer. So that's where the five to fasting diet comes from right where you fast for two days
Eat normally for five days
Jack does that how how much he just doesn't eat for two days so far when you're fasting
I think it's up to 500 calories in that day. Yeah, Jack does six.
I think that's half a glass of grape juice.
Yeah, I might be half a glass.
Pretty much.
And so that probably makes you live longer, but it's not, it's been shown in rats.
Humans, they've claimed have shown it, but they've not really done long-term studies on it.
So don't just go out there and just completely start fasting, because also there are other
problems with fasting,
like really weird blood sugar levels.
But actually extreme fasting can also reverse early diabetes.
I feel like you need to see your doctor if that's the thing for you.
I don't want to be diagnosed with diabetes before you try that.
But if you, but so if you catch diabetes early enough,
if you fast enough, it changes your body's response to insulin enough that it reverses it.
Why is protein bad?
So, what can you eat?
Why are you yelling?
Why is protein so bad?
You're really getting sick.
I thought it was like, you exercise and you like, um like and you need protein to get muscle and then but and so it's like well you need low
carb eat protein and like I found out white rice is bad for you and all this
other it's like no one food is bad for you know one food is well actually very
few food is bad for you no one food is good for you there's the thing called
the halo effect where if we see something is good in one respect,
we assume that it's good in every respect.
So for example, low fat yogurt,
we think, oh, it's good because it's low fat.
Normally they replace the fat with sugar.
Now we're finding that sugar is worse than fat.
So actually low fat yogurts can be worse
for you than full fat yogurts.
That's a whole thing on halo effect.
It's also why we think that pretty people are smarter
because we think, oh, they're pretty therefore, they must be good in every other aspect. It's a common's a whole thing. I'll say it's also why we think that pretty people are smarter because we think, oh, they're pretty therefore,
they must be good in every other aspect.
It's a common thing across the board.
We had a discussion about this was,
if you had to choose to be incredibly intelligent
or incredibly beautiful, what would you select?
Knowing what you know about the world now,
and I was surprised by the number of people who said,
I'd just rather be pretty.
I'm pretty sure.
I said I'd rather be pretty, and that was because everyone will just pretend that I'm smart
That's what Sally said you see what they don't want to believe them
Smart people to be more miserable. Yeah, I think done people happy because it's their idiots. Yeah
They don't know nothing. Don't know all the problems. They have your own problems. They have your own problems. Protein contains nitrogen, whereas carbohydrates is carbon hydrogen oxygen.
Protein also has nitrogen attached to it.
Nitrogen forms some weird compounds like ammonia and urea, all of which are kind of toxic
to your body, so we try and let's just greet them.
That's why it's called urine.
It's called urine because it has urea in it.
And ammonia. Yeah, so ammonia is worse than urea. So we try and we it's called urine. It's called urine because it has your ear in it and pneumonia
Yeah, so ammonia is worse to you than your ear and so we convert our ammonia into your ear Which is safer and we excrete our your ear birds don't we they excrete your acid so the white stuff in bird poo
Is the equivalent of their we because they don't want to lose all that water?
So they use your acid which is a super concentrated form. So what does their poo look like?
The poo is the, so you know,
bird poo is white and brown.
Yeah.
The brown is poo and the white is white.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So they, okay.
But those, so if we eat lots and lots of protein,
it kind of takes a metabolic toll on our bodies.
So it's hard to break down.
We've got to get rid of it.
And so the thought is, is that maybe eating lots of it kind of to break down, we've got to get rid of it. And so the thought is that maybe eating lots of it
kind of contributes to aging,
but this is still only a hypothesis
that has a lot of testing to be done.
We still need very much protein for muscle growth
and repair and general cell repair and everything.
Like all the enzymes in your body are made of protein.
We need protein is what does the stuff in your body,
so don't just stop eating protein.
If I wanted to lose weight and reduce calories,
could I just eat only celery?
No.
Well according to, I mean according to feeble,
that's how you lose weight.
Well, you would have,
if I had a minute of efficiency.
Yeah, over what length of time?
Like a week of celery.
Yeah, how over what length of time? Like, we're a week of celery.
Uh, you would feel so bad at all.
Get me a lick it.
I feel like you would eat a person after that.
But even though my stomach would be full of celery.
Well, I mean, you could just not eat and like, we can last for a couple of weeks without
eating food.
Worth.
So, I mean, that's not good.
No, it's not good.
No.
It's called starvation.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all for myself.
It's like a fantastic stream.
I'm like, kind of like no, all right.
Because if someone is starving,
you can't actually just give them,
like if they're on the verge of dying of starvation,
you can't just give them food and they survive, right?
That's not a thing you can do.
Isn't that what's happening in concentration camps
that's like not give people food?
I'm feeling like.
Yeah, like they couldn't feed them a bunch
and so a lot of them still died,
even though they had access to food now
because their organs had already shut down.
You can't feed rich food certainly.
And it's quite possible.
It depends on the extent of the starvation,
but you will start self-digesting the bits
that are needed.
Well, that's why I was thinking celery is perfect
because then I wouldn't be hungry
and my stomach would have stuff to do.
Oh, you would still be hungry.
I would still be hungry with a stomach full of food.
Yes.
Oh, weird.
So when we were on the show,
and you'll split the level, oh my God.
The people who produce the Amazem race,
they also produce big brother
and they produce survivor as well.
And they talked about,
Is that like a bad girl thing?
Yeah, a little bit,
where they put them on an island
and they have competitions in the last for a while,
which was really-
They don't generally like and drink their own
urine or anything like that.
But especially in earlier seasons,
there was scarcity of food,
well beyond what they were used to.
And so people would go in these huge caloric deficits
over many weeks, like two or three weeks.
And then when they get eliminated from the show,
they put them on a boat and, you know,
motorboat them away.
And then they could eat whatever they wanted to.
And they did, the producer was striving
like some of the stuff these people would eat,
a woman ate an entire jar of peanut butter going back.
Peanut butter is so good for starving people though.
That's what they literally,
they ship out peanut butter in cases of famine.
So miserable, she said though,
because like she just wasn't prepared after all the time. Yeah, just attack it
Yeah, but it's incredibly nutrient rich
Calorie dense because it's got a lot of fats in it, but they good fats
So yeah, if you're starving and need to put on weight then you should eat lots of chocolate
Your smooth either I just don't like it with chocolate like Americans go eight for like
Crap, I don't want to chocolate peanut butter. Oh, I like the both. Why?
Just don't like the mix their natural Alice. No, they're not get them away from each other
They're okay together, but I don't see the hype just sickly
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I recently just saw a thing about Snapchat
where people are wondering if the Snapchat numbers
are what they actually think they are,
because Snapchat is...
What do people think they are?
They're going through an IPO.
Well, the valuation last I heard for Snapchat,
the valuation for the company was $18 billion.
Wait, you're telling me that Snapchat is worth less than WhatsApp?
Oh, I don't think so.
I think WhatsApp was in the same way.
And American's don't use WhatsApp the rest of the world does.
It's true.
I mean, I refer to it a lot of ways,
because Facebook bought WhatsApp.
It was almost like a defensive ways, because Facebook bought WhatsApp.
It was almost like a defensive move
because WhatsApp was in all the countries where,
you know, no one has,
there's not a huge Facebook adoption.
That's how I got you on WhatsApp.
But yeah, it's right.
I had WhatsApp in itself just to talk to her when she lived
in Australia.
That was the only person.
What's amazing of international conversation.
But it's crazy that Snapchat can be worth $18 billion,
but United Airlines,
which has a fleet of airplanes,
was about a $4 billion company, when it was acquired.
It's just crazy to me.
It's just, you know, and what does Snapchat,
or what does Uber have, you know,
they just have technology and user base is what they have.
That's it.
People with more than big hunks of metal that fly.
But they don't have people, they just have records of people.
And they have the spectacles now.
Let's not discount those.
Spectacles.
Have you seen the Snapchat?
I feel like you see nothing online with them though.
I agree with you.
I see people wearing them.
And they take pictures of themselves on Snapchat wearing them.
I don't see many circle videos.
Right.
It's so you can record videos literally everywhere you go.
They're glasses that you wear.
So I just go glossed on my Snapchat.
Yes, but the video is a circle.
It might also be that on Snapchat, I only follow people that I know and I'm close to in real life
and one of them has those sunglasses.
I only got Snapchat so I could try other cool filters.
Nice.
I pretty much never saw it.
I just go on occasionly when my friends are like, oh, they got a new one. That's it.
Same. I like to go in. I'll look at the filters and go, and then just close it.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I'm sure he still count as an active user.
I use Snapchat a lot. I use it just as much as texting.
Really?
My very first Snapchat that I made, I was walking home and I was just like, I'm
gonna film my legs as I walk home and I almost stepped on a dead bird.
And it's like, it was on a great Snapchat, it was on video and I just posted that.
I was like, that was a perfect first Snapchat.
Oh, some of you should I sell about from previously.
This is a very weird event.
When we, one time when we,
Should I be worried?
Yeah.
You should feel worried.
It's very like apocalyptic.
Uh, we went to go look for our third office
that we're moving into as a research team.
And we were walking to the office
and one of the guys,
there's dead bird on step out of his way.
Oh, and he stepped over it.
And then we were commenting how easy it was to park
at the downtown area where we were moving.
It was empty on a weekday.
We were like, why is there no cars around?
Then we come to read that there was a mass bird die off
in downtown Austin that day.
And somehow we just sc skirted the roadblocks
so we were in the shutdown city center.
Oh different species birds or I'm sorry.
I don't think it was limited to a certain species.
Well, bed was it that you stepped on.
We usually had, it was a crackle.
I friggin love crackles.
You do?
I think they're my spirit animal.
They're so good.
Oh lord.
They sound like robots when I hear them.
They're amazing.
They're noisy and they're kind of weird, stretched out,
crotch.
I just love them.
It's piercing eyes.
Have you ever seen them in Austin
when there's flocks of literally tens of thousands of them?
And they will be parking lots.
It's a racket.
It's dark with them.
Where the whole of the cow wants.
You get the rations of grackles.
So we have starlings.
Actually, I think they're an invasive species there.
And you see these amazing videos where they're all in the air
and they all sweep together.
It's like swarms of them.
Yeah.
They're not making time.
The coolest thing we have like that are we have a huge bat colony.
Yes, I've seen that.
That is very cool.
But yeah, and then I read also at the same time
there was mass bird diodes at that same time
in three other locations in the world.
And I like to think about that.
Oh, in the world.
What caused this? Yeah. And so they shut think, oh, in the world, what caused this?
Yeah, and so they shut off the street to protect people from the dead birds. They didn't know why the birds died.
And so they're like, oh, this isn't safe. So often when you've got a mass animal deaths, it can be
something to do with poisonous gases. So there was a really famous case, so famous that I don't remember many of the details of it, where all
of these humans in this village died pretty much overnight. They couldn't work out what it was.
They lived next to a lake and there had been some gas that bubbled up from the lake.
Look at the algae bloom or something like that. I think this was literally gases from the rocks.
Oh, it's coming up through. It's all up through. Yeah, that kind of stuff, but more
noxious. And it just killed everyone in their sleep. Good way to go. Yeah, I mean, it's better than
the... If you have to, to draw now. Yeah. But yeah, so that would be why they wouldn't want to have
multiple people there, certainly. But yeah, I think if it's happening in different places in the world, that's weird.
That's weird.
And Jess more like some kind of pandemic infection type.
But even then, I mean, it's more likely going to be just coincidence that multiple
burd deaths have happened in the same time and because you noticed it, then you have the
observation bias when you notice all the other deaths happening.
I'm not spending all my other time
looking for bird deaths around the world
at that point in time.
So in answer to your question,
first of all, the date of this was January 8th, 2007.
So we just passed the anniversary of it.
It was dead grackles, sparrows, and pigeons were found.
Okay, so the common animals.
Yeah, please shut down 10 blocks in downtown Austin
for several hours Monday.
After 63 birds were found dead in the street 63
Yeah, I thought we're talking thousands
I feel like I sold it as way more birds I did
Yeah, that's on me a video about shacking a bunch of dead birds
What a Chris Marshall's first videos
Was it?
Jack was in it with I don I don't remember. There's like
something that came in the news and is that on the website still? I don't know. I don't know.
I think it might have been like sponsor only or interviews with people who worked here about how
they checked. Well, there's something in the news about all these birds dying or something and
people couldn't figure out. I don't I honestly don't
It was just a pop-up clip of that. I don't know. I'm done
Was that a question for you? Did he?
It was about I was about birds I can't remember now. Do you guys have that picture that I said?
Let's go for the control room. Do you guys have that photo ready? Oh
Someone someone says a photo. they'll pull it up.
I was gonna ask you, in the mines,
whenever they have birds.
What, in the canaries?
Like the canaries, the canaries.
Why is it so they do that?
Because they'll have a canary in a mine or something.
Yeah.
And if the bird dies, they know that it's poisonous gases
and you have to leave.
Oh, they went out of oxygen.
Yeah, oh, yeah, one of the other. Why is it that birds die first? dies, they know that it's poisonous gases and you have to leave. Or they run out of oxygen. Yeah.
Or yeah, one or the other.
Why is it that birds die first?
Because they're smaller.
And so they just die.
So they're smaller, they have high.
So they need lower amount of poison to kill them.
Because if you're not in a tables,
poison is kind of a per kilogram thing. So like you need more
poison to kill an elephant than you do to kill a shrew. And so a smaller animal plus they have higher
oxygen requirements. And so they will die to lower. Okay, so the bed is such a horrifying feeling
to look in the cage and the canaries dead. I know I'm going to get the hell out of this mind.
feeling to look in the cage and the canaries dead. I know I'm gonna get the hell out of this mind.
Like immediately.
Sure, the worst thing would be to look at the cage
and see that someone forgot but the canary in there.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Did you, so were there any science fiction movies
you saw this last year, 2016 that you really enjoyed?
Arrival.
Yeah, so you guys, this was from the dream.
Oh my god, I freaking loved that.
It did, that's why I was asking about it too.
So, but I wrote that arrival was the best movie of 2016.
Everyone here likes La La Land, but...
I didn't write La La Land.
I thought La La Land was okay.
Arrival was on the best films I ever had.
I was 17 ever.
It was just, it was,
and you can't talk too much about the movie.
I am amazed as well that I got to watch it
without having any of its world in any way.
And I had my 14 year old son, we sat down, I said,
he's, I said, do you want to watch a rival?
Over the course of three weeks, he's like, no,
I'll watch it later.
I've seen the trailer, I know what it's all about.
Like, what do you have in some sci-fi movie?
Yeah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, not really interested.
I'm sure I already know everything that it's about.
We're like, watch the movie with them.
And now it's one of his favorite sci-fi movies
full-time. It's so good that I don't want to watch it a second time.
It's one of those films.
It's very different.
Well, I'm just like, I, because it was one of the things that you sit there afterwards
and you just don't want to look at the interviews or you just want to sit and think about what
it is that you've seen.
Very thoughtful movie.
Yeah.
Very like deliberate storyline.
Mm-hmm.
And it's just really good.
I think we could watch a second time though,
because you know what's happening.
Yeah, they probably hit in a bunch of cool stuff,
like cool little elements.
They're like, not really, I get it now.
No, I've seen it, not really.
There's, I mean, there are a lot of movies
that are a lot different on the second watch through.
Book of Eli is a good one to watch the second time around.
Yeah.
There's just a lot of stuff that,
you know, the first time you go through a lot of movies,
you're experiencing it and you're like, oh, this is amazing. Oh, this is crazy. And like,
whoa, this. And then afterwards you can go back a second time and you have a, like, a better
appreciation for like breadcrumbs, how it's made, all that sort of stuff. And Bukubila, I thought,
was a fantastic example without getting to specific. What's the best version of that you think of the movie that you can watch second time
minutes, great.
Suicide Squad.
Why?
I cannot.
I cannot.
I can't.
I can't.
It's not a movie, but a rest development.
Well, as you watch again, you watch a rest of it.
I mean, there's so many like inside jokes and like, uh, yeah, and there's jokes that you
wouldn't get unless you've already seen it.
There's also like they have ones that pay off
three seasons later.
In a restaurant?
They'll plant something and then, yeah, seasons later,
it will actually, like, come up again and pay off.
Oh, it's not too.
Yeah, right?
Doctor, oh my god.
Too many subplots that it goes too far with that.
Ashley took me out to see the Christmas special,
the one with the ghost.
Doctor Mysterio, the return of Doctor Mysterio.
Oh, the superhero, I quite liked that one,
because it wasn't too much in the,
we're gonna thread this and we're gonna thread it.
It was just stand alone, nice,
it's a nice thing about the Christmas specials
with Dr. Huyawa, I always thought is,
it's really, they can be really weird
and still follow on this weird arc.
But the illusionist is a good one,
good film to watch twice actually.
There's a guy in the side,
if I film very little budget called Primer.
No.
You might call it Primer,
but it was made in Primer.
Primer, yeah.
It was in Dallas.
Unless it's got end to the end of an A or an ER.
ER.
Yeah, okay, because it was an A then it'd be Prima.
Prima, right?
Prima Donna.
But it's a time travel movie,
and you figure some stuff out,
as the time travel goes on about who's like,
some people have replaced themselves,
and there's different layers,
and people have drawn charts for this movie.
And when you watch it this second time,
it's literally a different movie,
because you don't be possible.
That's like, you think it's,
oh, there's two different timelines, because it's like the original them possible. It's like, you think it's, oh, there's two different timelines
because it's like the original them and there's like past them.
And then you read the chat, it's like, okay,
so there's 11 different timelines in the movie.
And then you try to figure out like which,
who was who, which one and like,
and it's too low budget as well.
Like there's no effects in that movie.
No, at one point he's carrying himself unconscious,
but like they couldn't afford to do that.
Doesn't look good.
I think it's great.
You check it out.
It's chicken out.
I'm still waiting for that director to make
like an appropriate or a successor to it.
There's a worthy of what primer was because he made upstream color.
And I just didn't really resonate for me.
It's like the guy who made Darren Ar Arnowski, he made that first movie
and then he made things like the one with Hugh Jackman
in a globe going through time.
Oh, time machine?
No, it was like the, what's it called?
The tree of life.
No, tree of life.
It was Brad Pitt.
The fountain.
The fountain needed, was the mathematician one.
Pie.
Yeah.
He did, oh God god you did do pie
right we impression oh man he was both of those yeah they are both depressing
yeah but that fountain was like a weird department it's a rare cerebral
movie it's like it you know you try to do I was like like futurists who tried to
study near future but then if you go out far enough, you know, our vision of the future
is very much based in our technology,
like in the 50s when they talked about
what we're gonna be doing in 2000,
it was all about basically different ways
we were gonna be reading the newspaper, you know,
because they're still involved in paper.
Or cars.
Then they thought that we would have cracked energy
whereas we instead of cracked information.
So they thought we would have unlimited energy,
which is why we'd have hovercrafts
and teleportation and that kind of stuff. Whereas information they thought we would have unlimited energy, which is why we'd have hovercrafts and teleportation and that kind of stuff.
Whereas information they thought would be same as it was then.
But instead, information is just skyrocketed like we've got fiber optic broadband and ridiculous amounts of internet, but no more energy really than we had back then.
So is someone to get on that that would be great?
Yeah, well energy. Yeah, yeah
China's working on it. Oh, yeah, that's putting like
I know it's just hoax mate. You think so? Yeah, all their solar farms that they're building and it China's science
It's all so just hoax, right? Well, we've got a tipping point though. Have we were now solar is cheaper than coal
It's getting there. it is like in China.
I think investments in solar energy are better,
or maybe not actually like the energy.
I would honestly, I would get solar panels on my roof
if they weren't hideous.
I want those.
Oh, stop it.
Testing blood.
Like actual roof tile ones.
Yeah, the single ones?
Yeah.
Well, you know, one of the things I think about too
about solar energy, let's say we have solar energy.
If you crack solar energy, you're pretty much done. Because the sun I think about two about solar energy. Let's say we have solar energy if you crack solar energy
You're pretty much done because the sun goes out. We're not we're not gonna be here anyway
No, you need to crack batteries first, right? So if you obviously you you can create the energy from solar energy and then find a way to store it
You know, so yeah, but that finding a way to store it is still a pretty big problem at the moment pretty big one one of our better
Solutions is just a move a load of water
big problem at the moment. Pretty big one.
One of our better solutions is just to move a load of water.
What?
Just move a load of water up a hill when you've got an excess of energy.
Build up a potential energy and then load it all out when you run out of energy.
Really?
Yeah, that is literally, so it takes energy to push a water up a hill.
Water flowing down a hill releases energy.
So when you've got loads of sunshine, you'll use that excess energy to push the water up
a hill. And then when the clouds come in or it's night, then you just let it all
fly down. And then that power. So what's up a hill is like the biggest battery we have.
It's, it's currently still a viable. There are better batteries and that people are looking
into it a lot, but there are still places where they're like, oh, we'll just build up a reservoir.
That's so cool though, I like that.
It is cool. It is cool.
I love that.
But energies like that, I mean, it's essentially even like steam turbines,
you're just twisting something, you know?
It's like, it's all the same.
How do you do basically the same thing, which is-
With exception, nuclear.
Oh, even nuclear is heating water.
So Gus, a huge fan of thorium.
Do you know much about thorium at all?
I know.
Very little about thorium. Is he the one with the hammer? No, thorium. It's like of thorium. Do you know much about thorium at all? I know very little
about the one with the hammer no thorium
It's like a thorium reactor
That's a puzzle almost certainly named after the one with the other
But you know, it doesn't seem to me though if let's say we do crack the energy problem and energy is limitless and
Available to anybody but if we don't crack the energy problem was screwed
So when we crack the energy problem are we not equally screwed though if we crack the energy problem Let's say we get solar panels the energy problem? Are we not equally screwed though,
if we crack the energy problem?
Let's say we get solar panels that are so efficient,
you can put them on your roof, batteries in your garage,
like the power wall from Tesla,
they get those even more efficient
to where you don't even need a power infrastructure anymore.
You just have power where you need it,
because solar cells are so efficient.
If we have that,
everybody has limitless energy,
is that a good thing?
You know, is that a good thing?
Is the limitation of energy kind of keeping humanity
in check with population growth and development
and everything else?
If we don't have that limitation,
is that going to cause a don't problem?
Unlikely, because industrialization
usually causes the reduction in population growth.
So you're saying that increasing in...
So as countries develop, develop oh this is old school
jugglery. So you got less developed countries have very high birth rates but also very high
infant mortality rates. Sure. As they develop the infant mortality rate drops which means
you get but the birth rate stays very high which means you get rapid expansion in the population. This was Britain during the industrial revolution.
And then mostly mothers have lots of children as an insurance because they know that all
their babies are going to die of infectious diseases or they need their children to work
on farms or like basic labour.
So as the country comes more industrialised, they realise they don't need to have as many
kids, the birth rate drops, the infant mortality rate is pretty
much already as low as it is. And the birth rate drops below 2.2 I think it is, is the
replacement rate. And then you get to the state of like Europe where the population growth
rate declines and you start getting an ageing population.
But the US as well, in Japan, Yeah. You're having a crisis with that.
And Germany as well.
Really?
And so, yeah, so as a country becomes more industrialized,
that is what causes population growth to slow.
China is, I think, about to come up to its peak,
which everyone's very excited about.
But China also has population.
One child policy, yeah.
Yeah, the one child policy.
Have they relaxed it?
They relaxed it since it was first created,
but it's still in some form.
But it said any more lax than it was,
and it's also caused a lot of other problems,
like female and found side.
Yes.
But it is still slowing down.
Which, I mean, just, you, just from analyzing a population,
what happens when you have a generation of men
and there's between five and 10 million of them
that cannot find a mate or a partner in life.
They just can't find them.
What happens?
We don't think we know what that's going to lead to.
That's when everyone invents digital wikers.
Well, I would say that five to 10 million men
is that's a good sized army.
That's the scary thing about that to me, you know,
is that if they run into some kind of crisis,
what happens?
It also makes you wonder when UK, Europe, America,
we're going through these crisis of, I don't know if it's
a crisis, I don't think people maybe are aware of it,
but if we're having this population decline
because of industrialization and natural progression,
then also why are we fighting immigration so hard
across the board?
So that's one of the reasons that UK has a fairly high
population growth rate compared to how far industrialized
we are is because we have quite a lot of immigrants
that tend to be of reproductive
age so that they're just at the right age to have more kids. So yeah, that is boosting our
birth rates. So yeah, and there's a lot of it. So Japan has an awful lot of almost like
government schemes to try and get people together dating and having kids. They are trying to
promote. They like have like, oh, if you're single,
like we will send you on this weekend away
with a bunch of other single people.
Really?
And please, like they literally have propaganda campaigns
to try and get the people to have more kids.
Maybe what they really need to start doing is like,
like adding phone numbers to the ladies panties
they sell in the vending machines.
Oh, that's racist.
They sell pants and vending machines? Oh hell, yeah, but only on the men's only floors. Right next to the ladies panties they sell in the vending machines. Oh, that's racist. They sell pants in vending machines?
Oh hell, yeah, but only on the men's only floors.
Right next to the women's pants.
They can't get to them and buy them.
Yeah.
So men's pants are women's pants.
They're ladies pants on the men's floors
because the men like to buy ladies under pants.
But they're used.
Just to like have, I don't know.
Well, that's those like, those are pants sniffing nights
that you can go on isn't there?
As if we all know about them
I think there's these pants
parties or under underpants parties where everyone takes them off and puts them in a bag
And then yeah, you you you sniff and then you write down who you like identify most with like the nicest smell
Which one you like do you know that's a way of telling the genetic
compatibility of partners is sniffing their sweat?
Yeah, I think that's why they do it.
And then you match with if two people
pick each other's stink, then they're pretty much
meant for each other.
It's like the world worst tinder.
All the world's best, because you have possibly
the most fertile offspring.
Well, I mean, from an end result, from an immune system major hits to compatibility.
That's the next part.
The next part's right.
Oh, what?
Company Christmas Park.
I didn't do it.
You did do something.
That's you.
That's your phone down there.
Yeah, I'm supposed to do that.
I'm supposed to.
Offload it.
All right, so people are telling us we had to go back and tell the story about the study
that I read.
It was just some science article I read about.
How they're using magnets in the brain.
What is, is that something works?
No, I'm trying to think of the name,
I don't know the term for it,
but it's some kind of thing where it's non-invasive.
De-cranial stimulation.
Yeah, the least magnetical.
Yeah, they put this donut shaped thing on your head
and it focuses in, so it's a bit like radiation therapy.
It's a low enough dose on the outside, but then it focuses in on a single point.
That's how you can like focus on a tumor inside the skin without burning all the rest of
the skin on the surface, is that it's low enough, it's only where it all focuses in.
So you can do that and stimulate a very particular part of the brain, and it makes a big clicking
noise as you're doing it, and it can switch on or off
or just completely interfere with the signal so like there are people you see videos of them talking and then they'll
stimulate a part of the brain and they will just lose the ability to speak and you're it's completely harmless
it comes off straight afterwards. How do they know? But then they speak to them afterwards and they're like
I was trying to speak but something was blocking it.
Like they were still trying to do it.
And yeah, it's just an amazing way of trying to do it.
There's also now where you can implant an electrode into the brain and it switches
on and I think it's Parkinson's, which is a disease where you get muscle
tremors. And it's if you... Yeah, a picture of the donut device that is...
Yeah, and then if you override a certain part of the brain,
it gives the brain almost too much information
so you no longer get these muscle tremors.
And what's absolutely...
You have to find a YouTube video of this.
Is that these people have these little controllers
that control the electrode in their brain.
They'll switch on, no muscle shakes at all, switch off, and they can barely control anything that they're
doing. They just can't.
I've seen that.
And then they switch on, and it's just incredible.
I've seen videos similar to that. You might be thinking more than the guy smokes cannabis.
And then I'm definitely thinking of a dude with a switch.
Like four minutes and he's just like totally fine. Because he's supposed to be some weed.
I saw a thing with a magnet where it's like a magnet pill
that you swallow, or they put in your mouth and you swallow.
What?
What's the difference between the thorns?
Like someone puts it in your throat.
But then it goes down and they can like control it
with magnets and it can unfold and pick up stuff
and like scrunch back up and then
they pull it out.
And it's used for removing objects, foreign objects that you shouldn't have swallowed
or like a kid swallowed or something like a magnet.
Like a magnet.
But yeah, it opens up and grabs stuff and it's then they pull it out again.
So they have to do surgery.
I mean, it sounds like a good idea.
I hear it remains that it's a thing.
It might not be a thing.
Was it a proof of concept sort of video?
I don't know. It definitely wasn't.
It's an idea. Let's put this kickstart to compete.
Maybe. But it was right.
That was a cool idea.
The kickstarted industry is based on very fancy content videos.
Very, the big one I've seen now is the wristband
that projects your phone screen on the forearm.
I've seen an amazing deep-on-king version.
Oh my gosh.
And I love how they'll put out their prototype videos now.
And it looks horrid.
It's just basically, it looks like you've been-
It's a projectist.
Yeah, it looks exactly like you'd expected
to look at nothing like the concept video.
Has that flask show not yet?
Well, so they have that thing again.
Oh, the vessel.
vessel.
No, no, what is that?
I bought Gavin a cup on.
It wasn't crowdfunding exactly, but it was a pre-order.
It was that same looking feel of a crowdfunding project,
where they had the super fancy concept video and everything else.
And it was a cup that when you pour liquid into it,
it would analyze it.
It would tell you the calories.
It would tell you the contents of the liquid in the cup
and everything.
Yeah, it would be like four years.
Four years of orange juice.
This many calories.
Four years. Four years been waiting for that cup. And all they've done so far is say, we know what we're going to make the cup and everything. Yeah, I'd be like, four years from orange juice, this many calories. Four years, four years been waiting for that cup.
And all they've done so far is say,
we know what we're gonna make the cup out of.
It doesn't do what we said it would yet,
but it made it.
This is an amazing vessel for liquids,
and it tells you exactly calories and the number of
milliliters in it and everything on the site.
I mean, so I should vlog that on the internet.
Do you know I actually have a conspiracy theory about that,
about nutritional information in the US?
Nutritional information in the US is literally
the only thing that uses metric.
And you don't think about it,
but all of our, we talk about ounces,
we talk about pounds.
Not cooking.
We talk about pints for measurements and everything,
but when you look at the nutritional variation.
12 fluid ounces.
It's entirely in grants.
It's entirely.
It's entirely, so if you saw a cook.
Yeah, 12 fluid ounces.
And brackets the milliliters.
Right, exactly, right.
So that's a 12 ounce cook.
Really quickly.
How many milliliters is a 12 ounce cook?
You had a 12 ounce can, you're gonna hand a billion times.
How many milliliters is it?
A milliliters?
Wait, and then it's just like a 100 more or ailiters? Wait, and then just like a hundred more?
Or a hundred more? Wait, hold on.
How many mills are in this net?
It's a 12 ounce coke, right?
Wait, 12 ounce coke.
It's a normal kind of coke.
Right. How many milliliters are in a 12 ounce coke?
It's conversion here.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't have...
Does anybody know of the time I've done that?
I know of the time I have, but I don't know the ounces. See, I wouldn't know flaws. have anybody know the top of the top of the top of my head I don't know the ounces. I wouldn't know flaws. Yeah
Six milliliters
Hundred milliliters Chris think of what a milliliters is first and then like small. No, what is a milliliter?
Millets it's a hundred oh
It's wait no there's a hundred milliliters in a liter right
No, right?
I have to die when that would be a centa hint is like
I can't
There's like
center
Miller center
Go ahead
What is Santa 100?
Santa's 100 great. So what's Miller?
A thousand. There you go buddy. There you go. Yay I held it. What is Santa? 100, Santa's 100. Great, so what's Miller?
A thousand.
There you go buddy.
There you go.
Yay.
I nailed it.
So, do you have a concept of how big a liter of water is?
Leaders, like, that big.
A liter is like that.
What would have, I mean, it's not,
but what would have a thousand of that look like?
A thousand of this would be that much like a little in.
So, what is this?
What did I say?
I don't even remember what I said.
You said it was a hundred more.
But I think you could learn, like, what is a decent amount
of sugar, for instance, and a Coke,
because that's how you'd look at that.
If you're looking at the nutritional information,
you're probably looking for the sugar content. And I believe a Coke, a 12 ounce
Coke, I think is about 42 grams of sugar. However, if they told you that a 12 ounce Coke is four ounces
of sugar, you'd be like, oh, this thing's like mostly sugar, or, you know, it's a third of its sugar,
or however much it is. Yeah. Then you would be able to make a more intelligent choice. But they-
Well, now often it's in terms of health campaigns,
it's shown in terms of teaspoons of sugar.
That's how they're trying.
But on the side of products, yeah.
I mean, it's a scientific measurement though.
So it's, and when you're looking at stuff in milligrams,
you don't really want to be talking about
mille ounces, like, I get it.
It's stupid.
I would say the opposite version of that for England
is that all petrol is bought by the leader
But the fuel efficiency is done by miles per gallon
Is it so nobody knows how you know nobody knows how to call it?
So it's 3.5 liters of gallon
Well, there's also a difference between the US gallon and the UK. Yeah, there is as is the fine gallons
What an English pint is bigger?
It's like fluid ounces and million. I mean, what's billion is now taken over as a standard, which we would
say is a thousand million, a billion for us is a million million. Yeah. I was
never taught that though. What is a thousand million then? A thousand million.
Is it really? Because it can be said in those terms. And so it's fine. It is a good point.
Why would you not say a thousand million? Because it's one magnitude lower. Yeah, that makes sense.
So, I guess, why does it become a thousand?
That's when...
So, your trillion is our billion.
But you can have a hundred thousands.
Why not be able to have a thousand millions?
When did that die off, though?
Die. I never...
That's cool. I was told a thousand million is a billion.
Why you?
Yeah.
I was told the opposite.
Interesting. All right, well, Gus isn't here, so we ran long. $1,000 million is a billion. Why you? Yeah. I was sort of the upset.
Interesting. All right, well Gus isn't here so we ran long.
Does anybody have any closing thoughts
for the Ruchee podcast for today?
One last question.
Well actually, this is we talked about this earlier.
Mitchell Conway on Twitter said to remember to ask
about food going off in your mouth.
Oh, why does it food spoil in your mouth?
And while we're at it,
do you have the picture of Gavin
that somebody created? I love this thing. Taste like a memory.
What's in the background? So think about that. It's so real. Why am I transparent on your face?
Because you're a ghost. Because you have transcended your no drinking memories.
Oh, yeah, my verdict on the great juice was in between decent grape juice and awful grape juice.
They seem to have added great flavoring. Why doesn't food spoil in your mouth
because spoiling takes time
and it's not in your mouth for long enough to spoil?
Like when you're talking about spoiling
and we're talking about microbial activity.
Right, if you have like a little piece of meat
between your teeth and you don't discover it till
embarrassingly 12 hours later.
But if you let the piece of meat on the counter
and for 12 hours and you ate it,
it feels like that would be more spoiled than something that's been 12 hours in your mouth.
Well, firstly, the stuff in your mouth has got other enzymes acting on it. So we have enzymes
that break down sugars in your mouth, but also the bacteria in your mouth are different
to the bacteria just out in the air. And so what colonizes the meat will be different.
Oh, that's interesting. So then you'll get, so plaque is a community of different bacteria that live in your mouth.
Those will start feeding on it.
So it's just a different bacterial composition, but it will start being broken down in your mouth.
But a bacterial composition that already exists within your mouth.
Yeah.
That you deal with all the time.
It makes sense.
That's what makes sense.
Well, it's not safe.
It causes gingivitis and tooth decay. Well, not plaque, but like, the food is safe. It's it makes sense. That's why it's not safe. It causes gingivitis. Well, not flat, but like the food is not going to kill you.
Yeah. You're not going to have botulism suddenly introduced in your
mouth. No, unless unless the meat already had right.
Right. All right. Well, we want to thank our guests, Miss
Sally LaPage for joining us again. We want to thank our sponsors,
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