Rooster Teeth Podcast - Drinking a Memory - #412

Episode Date: January 24, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. Oh, you're... Ah! Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Rugergethe podcast, a very special Guseless Rugergeet podcast. My name is Bernie Burns. I'm Kristen Harris. Gavin. And I'm Gus.
Starting point is 00:01:11 And I wanna say I'm proud of you guys. Like we went in a reverse order and there, we're adaptable, didn't miss a beat. You have to be to work, you gotta be like, what? Left to right, right to left. Chris was in the second position though. Well, it's like, it's like,
Starting point is 00:01:24 because you're reverse hosting, so it's like driving on the other side of the road. You have to It's like drive it's like because you're reverse hosting So it's like driving on the other side of the road. I would dare you. What do you mean reverse hosting your hosting from that side? I'm always on this side, but Gus starts it. Why don't you go on? Welcome to the rest of the podcast. I'm Gus So are you saying that I'm not a host of this program that gusts the host and that when and he's gone It's reverse host because I'm here. Well as has been mentioned before do you get the sponsor stuff? Listen listen miss. We'll talk about it a minute, but you're off brand. It's on the set Get back on I always want to weird how Michael like to thank you off topic Michael will say I'm your host Michael
Starting point is 00:01:58 And then he's all the other people It's like everyone's doing the same at a work of the podcast I'm gonna put my gum down here. You had gum in? You unprofessional Boston. I'm a little unprofessional. Well, the real host is this is why you don't normally host. The forward's host. I've got it. But I haven't chewed it since I've been saying. What did you do? Yeah, so let's talk about Christian. Do you just like tuck it in like a pocket? Yeah. It's not good for you though, right? Like that'll eat a hole in your face. That's not in there that long. You're like storing it for like a day. I mean, it's not tobacco. Well, let me ask you question. Like if you left a stake out
Starting point is 00:02:33 on a counter for 12 hours and then you walked up and ate it, that's not a great idea, right? Yeah. But don't they hang meat for days? Yes. Yeah, but it also is like if you get something stuck in your teeth and you don't know it and then you find it later in the day, that's not... That doesn't go bad. We have a special guest tonight. I think Sally LaPage is going to be coming by and joining us later so we can ask her that. Why doesn't food spoil in your mouth? I think the answer is it does. Already in your mouth so you eat it.
Starting point is 00:03:04 So if you left it in there for like a week and a half, you'd have a dry age, the little bite of steak. Is that what you mean? Well, there's a lot of bacteria in your gallblers, right? Don't that dry age. It's not very, no. Does it all get old and then they just cut off the moldy bits on the outside?
Starting point is 00:03:16 Yes, that is correct. It's like cheese. That is correct. That's the problem with hamburger gets recalled a lot because they basically take the surface of it and they grind it up with the rest of it so they can't really, you know. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I think you just whispered. They just whispered at me. We wanna thank our sponsor. It was a nice podcast. This is what happens when Gus isn't here. Our sponsors are Harry's. Jack Threads, excuse me, and Squarespace. So thank you all for sponsoring the RooShotee podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I don't think I've ever been on a podcast that was sponsored by Jack Thread. So that's a new sponsor. Did you call it Jack Threads? I did. That's why I was making an excuse that I've never seen them before. So welcome Jack Threads.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Nailed it. Thanks, dude. I do my best. What are you drinking? Is that booze? No, this is water from our lovely dinner that we had. That doesn't look like water. It's white. So here's what I do.
Starting point is 00:04:06 He likes to spike it. I get mostly water and then a little shot eliminate. Just the tiniest little shot eliminate. Not just lemon juice, but lemonade. Go ahead, no. How many soda fountains do you go to that have lemon juice? He doesn't know you got it from a fountain.
Starting point is 00:04:21 You could have a squit. That way it's a blast to come from. That's really common. It's really common for blast to come. That's a really dumb answer. That's really dumb answer. Not a sponsor for them to have, like, you know, oh, lemon water. Lemon. That one, by the way, that was one of my favorite things
Starting point is 00:04:32 from the campaign was when there was some viral photo of Donald Trump's son. And he was at a place like an in and out, I think. And he was taking a photo with somebody. And someone pointed out that he had the water cup that they give you, the clear cup, but he had coconut. And everyone was furious about it. It's like something that everybody can identify with.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Like you fucking eat. Took the free cup and filled it with a drink. You rich prick, and you're getting coke in the water cup. How dare you? So even this is a full-size, full price fountain drink that I only put this much of the fountain. Okay, like a little lemonade in at the top. Then that's completely understandable.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Well, I'm actually wasting money to be a great, I agree with you, ethical. You deserve it, having such a douchey combination of liquids there. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, are the little square lemonade from the fountain? Just drink water, what's he gonna do to you? Fucker, and dinner, you drank apple juice, what do you eat? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. Oh, water, then I get a little squirt lemonade from the fudge. Just drink water. What's he gonna do, sir?
Starting point is 00:05:25 Fuck her and dinner you drank apple juice. What do you eat? What's wrong with apple juice, dude? Who drinks juice after they leave school? Juice is great. What are you talking about? Diakris. Do you drink juice on a regular basis?
Starting point is 00:05:38 Not apple juice. Orange juice. Orange juice is acceptable. Breakfast. Oh, actually, I was on a plane recently and I ordered apple juice got next to me locked He was laughing at my apple juice. Yeah, I think a little kid. Did you did you order a whiskey to go with it? No Then yeah, he was laughing at your apple juice. Damn it. What's going on a sippy cup?
Starting point is 00:05:59 Just apple juice. Well like if I order a glass of grape juice. That's weird, right? That's a little kid drink Well, like if I were to glass a grape juice, that's weird, right? That's a little kid drink What was the last thing me a grape juice? I've never had grape juice. I don't even know they sold that you've never had grape juice Really? Is it real from grapes? You like milk a bunch of grapes? It's like juice in the UK. It's like it's like wine without the fun bits I got orange juice you got apple juice and then you maybe got some like cranberry, and maybe some like apple and pear, and then you'll mix just of different fruit punch,
Starting point is 00:06:31 and then you got cloudy apple juice, which is way better than just, they sell it differently. Is that what we call cider? They're slightly different processes, I think. When does a juice become a cider? What happens? Boos. Is it just where they make it? Is that what it is?
Starting point is 00:06:46 No, because you get apple cider in the states that's not out the hollanda. It's crystal-acadabra. But soft cider, like for the holidays and stuff, is you get complex here. Soft cider and hard ciders. What's a cider? What is a cider? Made out of apples. Yeah, but so is apple. Unless it's made out of pears. Spices.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Spices. I'm going to go with Christmas. Yeah, yeah, it's spices and it shows apples. Unless it's made out of pears. It's spices. Spices. I'm going to go with Chris' answer. Yeah, yeah, it's spices and it's cider. All right, I'm going to go to the internet and find out when does the cider become cider. I'm cool. What do you mean you didn't know what grape had a juice? Well, I just never bought grape juice. Like, is it flavoured? It's just, it's just wine.
Starting point is 00:07:17 It's just wine. It's wine that's not, uh, alkalised. Firmamented. This is what I was looking for. That sounds terrible. Oh yeah, it must be the cloudy version. Cider is a term used in United States and parts of Canada for the unfiltered, unsweetened, non-alcoholic beverage made from apples.
Starting point is 00:07:37 So it's just unfiltered basically and unsweetened. So it's like the good kind of sake. It's cloudy, yeah. So why doesn't grape juice? Why haven't I heard of that? I don't know. Why haven't you heard of that? So how old are you in the UK when you can have wine at dinner? Because in Paris, it's like they give it to you in a baby.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Like 14 or something. Yeah, 14, right? If you were the parent. You get it in the sippy cup. Like we had we had at you both came to the New Year's party. Did you come Chris? Yeah, I did. I think that was gonna be really embarrassing for a second. See, that's more offensive than because you didn't remember that he was there. He made no impression on you. I was just making sure I suddenly had this moment of oh shit.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Did I mention the New Year's Eve party in front of Chris? Patrick was invited and didn't come. Oh, he just ditched. Wow. He was like, nah, I'm doing my own thing. He had plans, he said. Plans. I was there. I, I'm doing my own thing. He had plans, he said. Plans. Well, I was there. I was there. Such a fake story.
Starting point is 00:08:28 But please, they're alternative facts now. We are, we are, it's an alternative fact that Patrick just laid down. We had all the champagne that we drank. The champagne drinkers destroyed the liquor drinkers. We had probably half of a bottle of whiskey gone by the end of the night, but we had about 24 empty champagne balls. I was thinking about that. I was thinking about that recently. No, not recently. More. I think it was the location of the champagne
Starting point is 00:08:53 right by the kitchen. People are like, where's oh champagne? The I don't eat. The liquor was like hitting around the corner. It was on the ball. It was on the bar. Yeah. Well hitting around the corner at the bar. around the corner. It was on the ball, wasn't it? In the ball. Yeah. Oh, hitting around the corner. Corner at the bar. Just too far. So how many balls does champagne? There's a round bar.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Did you buy? I think we bought 30 altogether. How much did that probably cost you? I was champagne. Uh, it cost us not in what people drink, but in stuff that we miscalculated. At the end of the party, I had about 30 lines. And I always overestimate the amount of beer
Starting point is 00:09:28 that my friends will drink. And I had that cooler, I have a really bad-ass cooler that's a wine barrel that's cut in half. So it's really cool. And it looks great when you fill it up with beer. Probably two beers were taken out of it the entire night. So I overbought beer by about six years. I think beer's out, I think people don't want beer. No, no, I like beer, but it was like, again, hit it. It was out of it the entire night. So I over bought beer by about six years. I think beer's out. I think people don't want beer.
Starting point is 00:09:45 No, no, I like beer, but it was like, again, hit it. It was hit. It was out of the way. Gotcha. You need to hire a bloke just walking out with a tray of beer and whiskey apparently. There were shots in the hall closet. So, Kristen, get mine, those either.
Starting point is 00:10:01 It was a big Easter egg hunt fun booze. Wine cools in the hot tub. At the house. But I was gonna say, at the party, where we drank all of the champagne, Ashley, you were one of the big culprits for that. You and Barbara were just, you guys were a terror.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah. Did you get right it? So. It was new years, that's the tradition. You kind of have to. Also though, because I made a champagne bar, I decided to get classy as
Starting point is 00:10:31 And so I got little bowls of like blueberries and raspberries and pomegranate seeds. You could drop a couple in And then when they go up and down in your drink. Oh really? Yeah for a long time for the time being to drink in it Yeah, but then it gets all boozy and you get to chew on it I really enjoyed the mug the special mug that you've got. I've got, I bought a special mug for Gavin. He likes copper mugs whenever we go out to bars. So now I have in my house a copper mug because I drink a musco mule. That's right, or a musco mule as you would say. Or you attempted to at least.
Starting point is 00:10:57 My understanding is that particular musco mule was not very, it was more mule than musco. I don't know how to make one. So I was just drinking whiskey out of it all night. And if only there was a place where you go to look up recipes. Jordan Swares was like, I'll make you a Moscow mule. And it was awful.
Starting point is 00:11:12 It was a big deal. I think it was like a bunch of lime and some crap from the bar. And then I think half of Lindsay's old drink he poured in there too, which I'm not sure it was. And that was probably the ingredients. Well, Moscow mule is just lime, vodka, and gingerbread, right? Sounds right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Why do you say whiskey, though? Because I was just drinking whiskey, okay. Because I couldn't find those ingredients. So, at the party with all the champagne that we drank, we also additionally had for the boys who stayed up that night until I think one 30 in the morning. That's probably criminal for an 11 year old, like Teddy. But they had sparkling grape juice.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Have you not seen that before? No. Really? Wow, because there was a couple of kids, a couple of the people brought their kids to the party and they ran around upstairs. And we had sparkling grape juice for them to drink at New Year's, like everybody else.
Starting point is 00:12:07 What grape type is it? Well, there's all kinds, I can't believe we're having a whole section of the podcast that I came to grape juice. And then there's red grapes. So what's the grape juice? What's the juice made of? Grape juice.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Just grape juice. What's apple juice made of? What's it red? Oh, green grapes. There is two different kinds of, oh, here we go. There's two different kinds of grape juice. There's the purple grape juice and there's the white grape juice,
Starting point is 00:12:30 which comes from quote unquote white grapes, which are green grapes. Wait, so there's, that's a blueberry grape there. What's that? This blueberry's in grape juice. Is that true? That's true. Chris thought he learned about a whole new fruit.
Starting point is 00:12:41 A blueberry grape. That's my bad. It usually grape juice is made from purple grape. Literally, I need someone from the UK to tell me on Twitter using hashtag Arty podcast that you, somebody's obsessed with the fact that I think my hands look small. My hands look normal size, don't they? You look very presidential.
Starting point is 00:13:04 You've been trumped? I don't know. I think they're trying to trump me. I don't know what's happening. But I need someone on Twitter tell me from the UK that you know what the fuck grape juice is that you've heard of this before. Do we need to rescue his wife from that?
Starting point is 00:13:18 That was a... It's scary. It worries me that the thing that bothers me most about Trump and this honestly does bother me is I don't like the way that he treats his wife. And I don't know if it's just people cherry picking moments, but like him leaving her behind at the car, and there was some gift today, gif, sorry Ashley, where he turned around and said something to her and her face just like dropped completely. She was smiling, he says something to her and then she's immediately just starts frowning and looking down. And I was like, oh, that's so sad.
Starting point is 00:13:47 You know, I just like, I don't like that. I don't like seeing that stuff. That's horrible. I hope it's just like odd moments and that's not how she lives her life. Well, there was something like that that actually kind of pissed me off. During the inauguration, we're talking about
Starting point is 00:14:00 the inauguration of now president Donald Trump. And during his inauguration of now president Donald Trump. And during his inauguration, people kept posting photos, screen grabs of Michelle Obama with this look on her face. Oh, her shade throwing look there. Yeah, she had just kind of like that. Like this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah. That kind of look. But I didn't think that was fair because I get that the people watching were anti-Trump, but actually the Obama's were super gracious the entire time. And to cherry pick these moments from her and make her look like she's miserable or cady the entire time, she wasn't like that at all. She really was not.
Starting point is 00:14:36 They were very gracious. In fact, did you guys watch the inauguration? I watched highlights. No, yeah. The craziest thing about the inauguration was that to know that there's one thing's one on the screen, shade face. But you can cherry pick any moment from a video feed. I think she looks fierce.
Starting point is 00:14:52 And make it look like the person is upset or throwing shade. Yeah, she could have just like, you know, sniffled or something or, you know, sneezed or any other. Really, in the UK, grape juice, not a thing. They've only ever heard of, I'm from the UK, I've only heard of grape juice from American TV shows.
Starting point is 00:15:10 So is it? Andrew Lewis said that. Is it good like grapes or is it just grape? Does it taste like a green grape? It's very sugary. Gavin? Listen to me. Do you know what apple juice is?
Starting point is 00:15:19 Does apple juice taste like apples? Yeah. It's good apple juice. Like the cloudy stuff does, yeah. Yeah, tastes like apples. Right. So that's to have like the cloudy stuff does, yeah. Yeah, tastes like apples. Right. So that's it. Go for it.
Starting point is 00:15:28 But that sounds rank. You should have, I keep leaving it at greets. We gotta get Gregg. I like it great because of the, like, the, and it's like, oh yeah, it's like a nice little packet of goodness. I don't want to just the juice from a grape. Well you're like,
Starting point is 00:15:40 it's like a, the packet of goodness and you still like the juice. Enough to order it on planes. It's not like a one bite thing. Do you like wine? Yeah, why do you mean that a grape's Gavin? It doesn't taste like a grape though. I'm never like,
Starting point is 00:15:53 I'm just an awfully sugary in comparison to wine though. No, no, it's juice versus wine, sure. Yeah. I'm not convinced there's real grapes in it. I just don't see how that can be. I'm gonna try. I can't believe, I'm not even as long as we just,
Starting point is 00:16:04 I've got pretty good white dress. It can't believe I've known you this long and then we just just got pretty good. If I go up a whole shirt, will you like grapes? I love grapes. People like grape juice. That's a sunny. If I go a whole wedge of grapes. That's what you're saying that you love grapes because now we get to make a whole new shirt. You bought the ante.
Starting point is 00:16:20 If I smashed a whole bunch of grapes into juice, I don't think that would taste like grape juice what you have What That's that's exactly what grape juice is. It is that's the grape is grape juice Do we have any grape juice Northern Ireland checking in they know about grape juice? So are you guys gonna keep Northern Ireland for the thing? For the Brexit you guys gonna keep them you're gonna lose them aren't you can lose Scotland? Brexit, are you guys gonna keep him? You're gonna lose him, aren't you? You can lose Scotland, Northern Ireland. Are you gonna adopt him out?
Starting point is 00:16:47 I know, you're gonna lose him, right? Are we? I don't know, it's like it's possibility, dude. The whole thing seems so far in the future, at this point, I don't even care. Yeah, yeah. Now, even after Trump was elected, the inaugurations seem really far away.
Starting point is 00:17:00 But I was gonna say, what are the tough parts about watching the inauguration? Probably the toughest part for me was. That it was real life. I like the Obama's. I do. I like the Obama presidency. Gavin, you said on Twitter that you felt that Obama was the most influential president of your lifetime or influential.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Got a shit on for that. Really? Yeah. Well, there's people who are very specific, Rob, the Obama, which I get, which is why- I said it because- Because that was the life of the president. Those are important years. Like the years right after you leave school is I would say it's when you become you.
Starting point is 00:17:27 So the president of that time is influential over you. Influential is a weird word though, because it doesn't necessarily have a positive connotation to it. I think I enjoyed the Clinton years more, even though that was a fucking mess with everything on the trials and in like brushing up against impeachment. So the only thing you brushed up against. Solid. I think George W. Bush was a way more influential president in my life just because everything that happened in George W. Bush's presidency, you know, with 9-11 and the war ducking shoes. Yeah. Yeah. And then,
Starting point is 00:18:07 you know, well 2008, the crash in 2008 happened. That happened one year, like one, two months before the election. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah. Like, you know, I think of the, I think of the, like, the Clinton years as being like the Obama years where it was just a period of incredible growth. It felt like, well, just recovery and, you know, the dot com industry came the like the Clinton years as being like the Obama years where it was a period of incredible growth It felt like with just recovery and you know the comm industry came out during the Clinton years and everything But back to the inauguration the tough part for me was watching on my rap this point up was that it was tough for me to watch That speech that that Trump gave knowing that the Obama's or Barack Obama was five feet away and he's essentially just like In order to make America great, he's got to sell the fact that America's a big piece of shit
Starting point is 00:18:48 right now. So it was basically, it was weird to hear the President of the United States get up there and talk about how shitty America is. Like how city centers are falling apart, and education's a misery. Well, he's slogan doesn't work if you think of that. I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:19:00 You gotta sell the things are shitty. You know? That's like the picture today of him signing the anti-abortion thing with like seven dudes all around him. Like there's no woman in that photo and he's like no abortions. Oh right. I do see the caption somebody put on that of, can you imagine if like seven women were sitting around writing a thing telling me that they couldn't have reproductive rights,
Starting point is 00:19:25 they had to control over their reproductive organs. It's in sunny. Yeah. My favorite sign of all the signs in the protest the day after was this episode of Black Mirror sucks. I like the old ladies who were like, I can't believe I still have to protest this shit, which is, I'm starting to feel that way too.
Starting point is 00:19:43 It's like, are we really, really talking about some of this stuff? Still. Did you go out, Chris, to any of the marches? Where'd you go? You go to Austin? Yeah. Well, that's why I wouldn't travel so much to go be way different.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Okay, look, some people traveled halfway across the country to March in DC. Washington? Okay, I get that. Yeah, no, but, no, I went out, so you're mine. Okay, yeah, a lot of people flew. I went out, you could have been in Dallas. Who knows, where from? Texas, it's, so you're mine. Okay, yeah, a lot of people flew. I went out so you could have been in Dallas. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:20:05 Where? Texas, ish. Go ahead. Go ahead, somewhere in Texas. Texas, yes. Yeah, well, in from Texas, but it's like, it's ambiguous. No, it's ambiguous. I was born in Lubbock.
Starting point is 00:20:17 He was born in ambiguous Texas. I was raised in Longview, Texas. I love Lubbock. Texas and Texas. Yeah, that's a big ish. Lubbock has amazing storms. Yeah, they do. It's like a super Longview, Texas. I love Texas and Texas. Yeah, those are being t-ish. Love it, it has amazing storms. Yeah, they do.
Starting point is 00:20:27 It's like a super flat part of Texas. So everything just rolls in. Yeah, and they don't wind. They wind mile high cloud banks with lightning flying through many things. It's pretty dope. The wind blew off a little bit in my house the other day.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Oh, it blew off? Like the window frame. Shingles stuff. The wind blew off my place mat. Like I walk, hope you can rebuild Chris. No, it's really weird because I walked out. There's no welcome man. That was no welcome for it. And then I had to go on like I found it on the ground on the bottom floor.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Please man. Okay. That's it. The mat for your entire place. So you live at what? Not on the ground floor. Third. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:04 And he's gone. I was like, I like, did he have like Chris go down to eat dinner over his welcome Then he's heard of he goes out and his place mat Place mats under a dinner dish I mean you could say it's the mat for your place My place is mat. That's how you would say that. That's how you would say that. The post-rophy there.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Post-rophy. Yeah, the possessive makes all the difference in that one. What happens in your life? Just like the funniest stuff must happen. Do you just think the funniest things when you just out on your own in the world? I don't know. I mean, I probably think about the same thing.
Starting point is 00:21:45 You think? I mean, you asked me if I should fork up my ass. Chris, you don't want to tell us how the sickle conversations we got. So I thought it would be a fun game, right? There's a plastic fork over there. Can we get a, is there a plastic fork? We're going to need a fork, one of the ones from the pizza. But you know, that was a private conversation.
Starting point is 00:22:09 I'm sorry, I didn't mean, well you don't have to explain it. No, I want to now. Okay, you put it up. I guess I did like bring it up like loaded, like you asked me if I could shove a fork at my, so I had this, right? And I was like,
Starting point is 00:22:19 Oh, it sounds so stupid because it involves crepes again. Why did you call crepes? So I was like, Chris, do you think, look at this fork, I was like, do you think? It's gonna sound so stupid because it involves grapes again. Why does it involve grapes? Sounds like Chris, do you think, look at his phone, I was like, do you think, if you put the fork in this way, like halfway in your ass hole, like just get it about there and then clench, could you pick up a grape with it? With the back ender? No, no, this is the ass here, that's the anal. Got it.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Okay. But could you have the the anal Dexterity to then pick up a grape that was on a table. It's a deep squat to get down. It's on table. Oh, yeah, yeah That's what I said. Yeah, Chris was like I absolutely could do that and I was like a ripe like a knocked over ripe grape It's very tough and it might have that sort of like oh So you're some of the you go to you're assuming that you need to stab the grape, not scoop it up. No, yeah, that would be a spoon, actually. Fork it. This is a fork.
Starting point is 00:23:11 A lot of people spoon with forks. Well, that's not how you play the game, actually. No, I just think that would be a very interesting game. Well, here it would be filmable though. You can get far enough in your A-ness with that. But you could do it. But they also have to clear the cheeks. Look, it's easier if you hold the fork, because then you can like visualize it. You can do it enough in your A-ness with that. You can do it. But they also have to clear the cheeks. It's easier if you hold the fork, because then you can visualize it.
Starting point is 00:23:27 You can do it if you had a hole in your pants. Almost. Oh, you have a hole in your pants. Why is that? I don't know if we were going to make a video of it. I'm not volunteering. So the problem with the scenario crisis, you don't want to get your butt out. That's really the problem.
Starting point is 00:23:40 No, he's trying to figure out ways to make this filmable. Okay, let's do this. So I got the fork in my hand right now for your audio listeners. And there's probably about three inches of handle, maybe like three and a half four. Um, so how much of that? I look like seven. How much? Excuse me, this is a ten inch four.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Chris was adding a variable. Chris was adding an actual scale. He was adding the additional challenge. There'd be a line on the fork and you weren't allowed to go in deeper than the line. So you actually had to clench to hold the fork. So how much do I need there? It might, you just tell me when to stop it, my fingers up and that's enough to clench. Keep going. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:24:13 About there. You need that much in there. I think I need more. Can you clear your cheeks though? From anus to edge of your cheeks. That's what the rest of the spare room is for. That's cheek clear. There's the rest of the spare room is for. That's cheek clear. This, there's the rest of the handle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:27 But then you've only got like this one to the floor. Oh, I've been thinking about cheek. Well, you think you can clench it if you have one inch in? What's this? You think you can clench if you have like one inch in? Yeah, if you get, if you get just like a, you get it in there. But then it's gonna wobble.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Yeah, it's gonna wobble big time. Well, I mean, there's only one way to, you're doing a full glute press. That's not a, that's not a glute press. You want your glutes nice and loose. You know, but whole puckered. It's totally different. I think the challenge would be,
Starting point is 00:24:55 if you, if you, if you clench your glutes, then you're gonna need more length on the fork. Hey, if we write our own wedding vows, can I include in there, she need your but whole puckered? You can't even clean that in it? I just think each grasp of the grape, like each, you're gonna have to clench, but you'll probably miss a few times, and the clench over a long period of time will be the hard part.
Starting point is 00:25:16 The clench over, oh, seems to be just like, just like the endurance thing. Yeah, unless you just don't want a clench. You're not used to making a stabbing motion with your butt. That's not, I'm gonna hand this back to you. This floor feels weird to my hands now. I don't want to clench you're not used to making a stabbing motion with your butt That's not I'm gonna hand this back to you. This feels weird to my hand Somehow, somehow I think that's a video I Don't know how big video. Yeah, I don't know during this conversation. I can't stop clenching my what hole Just like protect it. I might instinctively clenching as well
Starting point is 00:25:44 You find you think it'll be forking or spooning would be harder instinctively clenching as well. You're okay little boy. You're gonna be fine. You think a spooning would be hot. Fulking with, because you're pressing against your own clench. Wow, I don't know. No, you're that motion is scooping up a great, try scooping up a great, but a spoon with your hands. It's impossible. You don't have a great, I think the spoon would be harder
Starting point is 00:26:00 because you'd have to maneuver. It's more dexterity. Now, if let's say, that's in the hips at that point. If I put a spoon on my butt and I feed Chris some cereal, then that is a different thing. That's a spoon based objective. Would you do to scoop up the cereal or is it just...
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah, you gotta give the scoop and then drive like the airplane coming into the hangar, Chris. There it comes. It's like coming out of a tunnel. This sounds like a million dollars in there. Can it be coco-pubble? Can it be coco-pubbles? I'm like, it's like a million dollars in a month. It's like a million dollars in a month. It's like a million dollars in a month. It sounds like a million dollars in a month. It could be cook-o-pebbles. It's probably you.
Starting point is 00:26:30 So that was what I was talking to Chris about before the podcast. Okay. It seems like a reasonable conversation to have. Yeah. It's very scientific. Is this what, did your brain just go there? Like, were all the activities I can do with my butt?
Starting point is 00:26:43 It did. When that today, I don't think it always goes to butt. But specifically picking up grapes was where you went. I don't know why it was a grape. Yeah. Maybe because grapes roll. You might have a problem, yeah. Well, to me, he didn't bring up grapes before.
Starting point is 00:26:58 We were talking about juice. He was talking about apple juice. Oh, you may follow me because of my manly apple juice, my grown up apple juice, and you said that grapes. Like, if you're in a plane and they get down to you and they say, can I get you a drink, Mr. Free, and you say, what would be a kid's drink to you? Like, if you said, I'll have the fruit punch.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Was that a kid's drink to you? Would you get a glass of milk? I think milk is the kid's drink. Like, nobody drinks milk on the plate. There's somebody in our office that drinks milk. He drinks chocolate milk, and I love the fact that he drinks chocolate milk. Oh, should we try and guess who it is?
Starting point is 00:27:35 I said it's specifically to you though, that I loved this guy. Is it my own chocolate milk? No, no. You probably wouldn't guess it. It's just like he's such an all-american kid that the fact that he drinks chocolate milk has a grown up, just like I complete the image of me. It's just like he's such an all-american kid that the fact that he drinks chocolate milk as a grown-up, just like, I complete the image of me.
Starting point is 00:27:47 It's Caleb. Oh, I see that. Is he walking around drinking chocolate milk? I'm a wee- He's got like his baseball cap on, and he's like, here's sticking out. It's freckles. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:57 He looks like someone sent like an eight year old through a time machine. Yeah. But they only like changed halfway into an adult. He looks like his name should be Timmy. He like shaves like once every two months or something. Married, though. It's always weird to me.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Yeah, because he's like, he's married. I'm not. Did you guys do his wedding? No. Me neither. When did you start shaving on a daily basis? Do you shave on a daily basis? I do.
Starting point is 00:28:22 When did that happen for you? I guess you probably No, I've always had facial hair. It's just never come in like fully Like yeah, probably 16 Shit really? Yeah, I don't know I don't know I remember I remember being in Embarrassed or something about because I was like I was getting like a weird little like the little stash the catfish mustache Yeah, and then I so I started like stealing my mom's razor,
Starting point is 00:28:46 her like razor shins hitting it. Oh, God. Oh, that thing must have looked like just, well, divots in it. Dude, not not hurt. I would get, I got a fresh one. Go, okay. Oh, and then I was using that.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Did you not live with your dad? Or did you dad not shave? Uh, if you know, not at that time, I live, no. Okay. And then so yeah, I live, no. Okay. And then, so yeah, I was using that and then she was like, she found all these, I had one of her razors and she like, I got you some razors. Oh, that was nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:14 How much did you cut your face up when you first started shaving? It wasn't a lot, not a lot because then you didn't have to shave often or very much. You know? So you take your time. You just like, I don't think it was just like here. And it would take like three months for to go back. I don't think I've ever done like a razor wet shave and not cut the crap out myself.
Starting point is 00:29:34 I'm not done that. So I set up this conversation as one of those dumb segues to reading the Harry's razor and a monster. But now I feel like we're way too deep into it. I just feel like now I'm sitting over here feeling like I've created this conversation with you guys are having fun. But I'm like now I feel forced.
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Starting point is 00:31:18 Like a lot of my shaving habits, I established as a teenager when it was like, if I, like like if I just like put the razor the wrong way I would just get a rash there you know now actually you see me shave I don't even use shaving cream I just like grab my thing and just just shave you know but you also have a shower you have a dry razor though you have a dry razor I do now I have I have I have another razor but when I use a normal blade I just go to do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Jenkins. I do, I do. I do. And it actually sometimes stings. Like my skin is so dry. So, and it gets.
Starting point is 00:32:08 You grew up in a very dry environment. I did, but my skin gets especially bad after shaving because it almost like takes off the top layer or something. So, for me, having something afterwards, like a lotion or a balm is a must. Got him. Got him. Got him. Got a habit.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Got a habit. Do you ever, do you see your favorite legs? Do you ever have to do anything up here with this? Ever? I once got my face waxed. Yeah, that's awesome. I was painful as shit and then I got a huge breakout and then I decided never to do that again.
Starting point is 00:32:41 That's out of Dan. I was, you know, I was, you ripped the wax off his chest and got the huge breakout. Hey, blood. Yeah, that's not good. Well, yeah, it's blank waxed for a level of roosters. Relaxes chest?
Starting point is 00:32:54 Yeah, he waxes chest, like where his suit showed. And he got a horrible breakout because he immediately went to the gym. If you can believe it of play. Not the most sterile of environments. And you're not supposed to sweat or do anything for at least eight hours because you're skin super traumatized. All of those pores are open because hair just got ripped out of them.
Starting point is 00:33:19 And if anything gets in there, then it's going to irritates it and it becomes like this huge issue And so then he had a huge breakout and it would cover up on his chest It is unfortunate. It doesn't seem like once you move the hair you're done It's like that no big deal. I think go wrong at that point But it gets like the damn thing like in the follow-up videos to that Didn't have that thing going on his chest right there. What is it called to your nutter and retitis? But I think it a folliculitis. Yeah, that was called I just called bullshit because it's the worst We didn't even put that video out
Starting point is 00:33:51 You haven't put it out waxing that's just are you sure about that really waxes leg again? eventually This I guess I saw him in the pool video Yeah, when you guys shot at my house when he did the incredible mermaid thing coming out of the water, which is incredible. But yeah, he had it then. So I guess maybe that's what yeah. I would think you would want to reference why he had that like, weird patch sheet. Yeah. Yeah. We only put out like 50% of the stuff we shoot. Is the plane to put it out or is it just your mothballed that one because it wasn't good enough? I didn't think
Starting point is 00:34:22 it was good enough. I didn't think it was fast enough. Like because when you're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful.
Starting point is 00:34:40 You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. You're a little bit more careful. How you guys were standing next to that machine with just basically low level shop guys. I'll tell you how I was like is this safe to stand next to and they were like yeah we always stand next to this. Okay. They've literally busted like thousands of balls in that machine. Did they bust a bar before you saw it? Like did you test one or was the first one that we seen the video was at the first one you saw break?
Starting point is 00:35:01 Uh, we did get the first one on camera but that isn't the one in the video, was that the first one you saw break? We did get the first one on camera, but that isn't the one in the video. Got you, but you were, the first time you saw one break, you're standing there just trusting these dudes. Yeah. Man, I mean, there was a lot of pressure, a lot of pressure. Oh my God, you guys see what we have over there?
Starting point is 00:35:17 No, what? Grape juice. Oh, no way, you guys got grape juice? Did someone go shopping? Oh, we're in love. That's awesome. You guys are the best. Okay. So we have, we're in love. That's awesome. You guys are the best. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:25 So we have, we have two different kinds of grape juice. And actual grape juice. So he says, it's juice. That's how you know. All right, I wanna read the ingredients. Is that 100% pure grape juice? Is it from concentrated? When's the last pure juicy drink?
Starting point is 00:35:41 Oh, it's 100% pure. I drank a pure grape. Made from filtered water, grape juice, concentrate, citric acid. That's great, juice. What does that mean when it's concentrated? They froze it. Yeah, it's basically mushed a bunch of grapes up and doing a frozen ball, and then they mix that in with some other stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Not sure why they go through the concentration. Why is that a better process than just like juicene? I think it's just because it makes it more compact and it keeps longer and easier. On the front it just says not a low calorie food. My dad, I love my dad. He was a brilliant guy, but man, he would do some really dumb stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Sometimes when Atkins became a big deal and people were beginning to low carbs, he basically just had carbs meant bread, and that was it. And he would talk about his low carb diet. And he said his favorite snack on his low carb diet was a bowl of popcorn and a glass of juice. Do you not understand what a fucking car is? Well, and I showed it to him. And he's like, oh, switch to milk. And I'm like, look, look, just read the label. It's got it's full of carbs. All right, well, all right. I thought the same thing.
Starting point is 00:36:46 That's it. So just now, what did you think a car was? Right. Breads. Give us a go. Like things like wheat. Wait a second. Wait a second. Have you never taken communion?
Starting point is 00:36:57 What do they do for communion in, in UK? Wine. Just straight up wine to give the kids? Pass it down. It's like a sip of wine. Yes, wine. Okay. So wine, they give it to kids? Pass it down. It's like a sip of wine. Yes, wine. Okay. Why, what do you have, grape juice?
Starting point is 00:37:09 I think we have grape juice there. And crackers. Which was always my favorite part of the church. I like the last grape juice. I literally have grape juice in years. I feel like I need to like make you sandwich with the crust though. Yeah, no, can I get some carrots?
Starting point is 00:37:22 We're breaking boundaries tonight. This one no longer be a kid's drink. So, it smells like how to have a fully fine. How did it smell to you? Tomato juice is another thing too. They have tomato juice in the UK, right? It smells bad. No, no, no, they have tomato juice.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Tomato juice, sorry. Yeah, tomato juice. Need that for the bloody Mary's. There you go. So, do you somehow have a great juice off the menu entirely? It's probably because it's really awful. Now, you're...
Starting point is 00:37:46 Have you tasted or just smelled it yet? Smelt it. Hey, from concentrate, according to Peter Hayes, our resident gif maker, from concentrate means the juicing content was dehydrated and compressed. Nothing more, period, you know. It's not frozen.
Starting point is 00:38:02 But it's usually frozen. Dehydrated. Well, if you buy the... You buy a concentrate at the store, it's usually frozen dehydrated well if you buy it in the press you buy concentrate at the store It's in the frozen little cans all right. I'm gonna take take a sip of it I think rough just he's like sugar and like What do you think a group is? This is my kids are like drinking a memory. Why is that? Hahaha. Can we stop the monkeys? Hahaha. I've had that before.
Starting point is 00:38:32 That's awful. Hahaha. Did I have great soda? Hahaha. That is rough. What? He said it was such a duse. It's like drinking a... That is rough. Trees and I went to the sun. What? He said it was such a dessert.
Starting point is 00:38:45 It's like drinking a man. I feel like smells and tastes a very closely linked with memories. I get to see it in my eyes. We're grape juice and I are very close. Like do you have to smell like something that you clearly haven't smelled since you were like seven?
Starting point is 00:39:01 Yeah, yeah. And you remember it's like, oh my god, it's like being at school. Like a grandparents house. So you don't know what it is though. Yeah, yeah. And you remember it's like, oh my God, it's like being at school. Like a grandparent house. So you don't know what it is though. Yeah, and it just draws you back in. Yeah. I still remember that time
Starting point is 00:39:12 that we were walking through Belgium. This is a good picture. Does it smell like grape juice? No, we were walking through Belgium and we were walking through an alleyway. This dingy little alleyway between streets. We're just cutting through it to go from one street to the next.
Starting point is 00:39:24 And there was, it was a, like a one-foot square spot. Only one person could be in it at a time. And it smelled like the world's best smelling pancakes or something. Pastries. They are a waffle or something. And we had no idea where the smell was coming from, but we took turns standing and, I was like rotating through this. We were just like, I think we all took a couple of times, we were just hoffing the air in this little square. I was like, it's so good, it's like, it's the best smelling alley.
Starting point is 00:39:53 And then the other two were like, I can't, I've lost it, I can't smell it. Like we were all walking through in a line, and we all passed, we all stopped, and we all looked back like, what was that? That wonderful smell, so we stopped and went back and smelled it. And we tried to find where it's coming from an eat there But that wasn't really anything that so I recently read a
Starting point is 00:40:11 article about an Experimental technique. This is for you Gavin where they use sparkling grape. All right. I'm gonna dump out my other stuff And look at the important. I just bottoms up Good job. That's the same, but it's the same, but it's fizzy. It sounds even worse. Oh, it came out really slowly at first. Okay, kind of mad.
Starting point is 00:40:40 It's not purple. Yeah, it's a magnetic brain stimulation. It's detecting if they have any improves your precision memory, a precise type of memory. What are you talking about? Okay, so they take a magnet and they go on, on, on, on, on, on your head. But what did this come from? I don't know, somebody's studying when magnets and...
Starting point is 00:40:59 No, it's... Why did this come from? It's based on the alley. You're talking about memory. You're talking about memory and how smells leading memory. Oh, yeah. He's talking my memory. You're talking my memory and how smells lead to memory And I did that jog my memory. Okay, then I had an article about you smell something No, I smell a magnet I saw the magnet near so you put a magnet on someone's brain Josh Flinning and by the way told me a story now
Starting point is 00:41:18 We're off on a tangent he told me story I said one of the things I want to do this year is I want to go see the northern lights I want to do this year is I want to go see the Northern Lights. I want to do that for a vlog. And Josh goes, oh, I've been there. I've been to the Northern Lights and I go, what are they like? They weren't there that night. I said, what? He goes, yeah, they don't never tell you that, but they're just, they might not happen.
Starting point is 00:41:36 And you go all the way up there and it's like, not tonight. Bye. So you have to stay for a couple of nights to get it. I don't know. He did never saw them. He went, he did the whole journey and then never saw the Northern. One of those things that I imagine looks much better in person than it does on video. I saw a video of somebody flying into...
Starting point is 00:41:52 Josh wouldn't know. Red Javik. Red Javik. Red Javik. Red Javik. You're going to find the Iceland and they took a video of the Northern Lights out the plane window. It was pretty fucking impressive. How's that different to being on the ground?
Starting point is 00:42:07 Well, I could see more of them and they were above them, which I also didn't know was even possible. I was especially in the clouds, and it's not in the atmosphere. Yeah, they were above them. I thought it was like up a, I just thought it was space shit. Like it was, there was the atmosphere was leaking
Starting point is 00:42:21 or something. I didn't actually think that. So I didn't worry about the WDM make dumb science jokes that we have's not, I didn't actually think that. So I didn't worry about the WDM make dumb science jokes that we had to say, I don't actually believe that, that there was a crack in the atmosphere in the weekend there. There's a hole. I was at a hole.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Yeah, we're going there. We're going to Australia New Zealand. That's where the hole is over in Totsk. It's, I'm sure she has Ashy skin. She lived there. The hole is over New Zealand. It's really bad over New Zealand. I thought that's the thin part now But it's like the hole is closed It's still thin, but it's not as bad as it was because that gives me hope because it's not the 80s anymore and aerosol
Starting point is 00:42:57 Here's praise in this. Do you remember what it was in aerosol hairsprays that caused the ozone problems? No Flora carbon aerosol hair sprays that cause the ozone problems? No. Fluorocarbons. Fluorocarbons. Was it chlorocarbons? Was it chlorocarbons? Yeah, because everything was like, oh, this is now has no CFCs. Yes, CFCs, chlorocarbons. So that was really what did it?
Starting point is 00:43:16 It was like canned goods. Well, I think that was the thing that they associated with it. You know, it's like, that's the thing that you just tell people, because that's the thing that they, the have and in fact, make it into decision. Anything like great. But I want to say it was also like air conditioning as well contributed to it the way the air
Starting point is 00:43:34 conditioners used to be. Another other factors, but you know, they always have to communicate something to people where they feel like they can have an effect. It's a lot funnier if you just think of it. It's like a lot of ladies with big hair killing the ear stuff. It was fucking Durandaran. That's what it did. You know what, if you put-
Starting point is 00:43:48 You should never fuck Durandaran. Yeah, otherwise the world would be- No, don't fuck Durandaran. If you pull ozone in a cup, you can do that. It's blue. You can do that? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:43:58 Or you can pour ozone. Gavin, you're telling me, you've had a cup of ozone, but you've never had fucking grape juice? How is that fucking possible? I never drunk ozone. Explain that to me. I have had ozone in a cup.
Starting point is 00:44:11 I don't know what fucking grape juice is. What's your verdict on grape juice? Ranset. Oh, you're nothing like a grape, all wine. No, it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Grape juice or sweet? Well, they actually use a very specific kind of grape
Starting point is 00:44:27 to make wine and if you eat the grape, it's awful. Is that what we have? It's all like shriveled and like dry and like tiny and like really bitter. They use the... Raises. Raises. They use the...
Starting point is 00:44:41 They use the... They use the normal like the big grapes. That's just filler in wine. That's not what makes the wine the wine. What was I drinking in the Hitman immersion? I don't know. Was it grape juice? Carbonated grape juice.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Was it really? Probably. That's what that reminded me of. But white grape juice. Right. It's like silk crap. And I like rake crap and didn't ask what it was. It's not even bad if it's on set.
Starting point is 00:45:08 It was a prop. I always do it a bit where I was like I'm gonna pull. I'm gonna just chug all these and I was like this is awful. I was pouring them all into one. It was rank. It was that. I always asked a prop person, can I drink this before I do it? Because I'm always afraid I'm gonna drink it like that was nail polish remover in glue.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Or something like that. Or you might take a nice shot and then find out that it was just water. Which we've done before. Yeah, we've had that happen before. The first thing I've drunk at Ristete was the toilet. Go ahead. What? From a full-out video.
Starting point is 00:45:37 All right. The poop toilet. And that was, I was adamant that that be in the video. That you had to drink from the toilet. Thanks. Yeah. But it was a brand new toilet. It had like old wool. Yeah, paint chips in it. We did a they they they what do they call that they Distressed it Antique did I'm sure it's fine our cats drink out of the toilet all the time and they're still up and around That fucking Joe the cat except for Joe the cat
Starting point is 00:46:03 He's got this thing now where he won't drink out a toilet He bugs me and her all the time. Why do you want him to drink out of the sink? I close on my toilet I don't care if you drink out of toilet. I don't give a shit But if he walks on your face and he's got a poop poor He's not going for a dive in. He's like it's not a waiting pool. He's got a stand that it's a drink for me Catching things go on standing in water. Daven what you ever owned a cat a cat? By the way, you're cat, by the way, super cute. Your new cat. Very cute.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Little Talamba. A cat has its paws in the bowl to drink from it. Yeah, but there's parts of the bowl that doesn't have water. There's fucking Joe the cat drinking out of my sink. This is the thing you think. He wants to drink out of the faucet. That's a magic out of the sink. What's wrong?
Starting point is 00:46:40 And he also like... Because he wants you to turn the faucet on and off whenever he decides he wants to drink. Can I film that in slima? Actually, is that from your snapchat? Is that what that's from? That's from Twitter. Oh, it's on Twitter. But he's decided that's his new thing. He'll either do that or he'll drink out of your copper cup.
Starting point is 00:46:58 And we got him a fountain because on Twitter, everyone said, get the cats a fountain. I did that. I got him a fountain. Everything's great now. I don't have to worry about it. We the cats a fountain. I my cat did that I got my fountain. Everything's great now. Don't have to worry about it. We got them a fountain. This is a like this is a hard found to put in the house because it's a flower. It's a little flower. The green flower and the fountain's water at the top
Starting point is 00:47:16 and then it drips off the petals and it's you know it's one of those things where you're like we have to have this around. It's a plastic flower, Mason. I bet it doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good.
Starting point is 00:47:28 So we got that in the hopes that Joe the cat would drink it if he really wants running water. Nope. That's it. That's the found, that is the exact bouncing. They found a photo right away. That's the stupid flower fountain that we have. And Joe the cat will not touch it.
Starting point is 00:47:42 There's no cat or a mouse. Drinking. I don't want to drink that. He. And Joe the cat will not touch it. No cat or a mouse. I'm drinking. I don't want to drink that. He'll jump up on it, look at it, sneer, and then like walk away, and then like wait for someone to turn the faucet on. That's right next to the fountain. He just wants crazy things. It's the worst.
Starting point is 00:47:57 That's what he cares about. But that is not the most annoying thing that Joe the cat does right now. The most annoying thing is. He does a lot of annoying things. He has now started this habit that he has where he will go out in the night and he'll hunt for mice. Then he gets a mouse, then he brings it back
Starting point is 00:48:14 into the house, the little cat door comes through the cat door, goes up the stairs, comes into our bedroom with the mouse. And the reason I know that is because I wake up at 3.30 in the morning and I hear this. I'm like, where's that noise? Something woke me up and then I hear this. At the end of the bed, like over the edge down by the front of the bed on the floor, I hear.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Grr, grr, grr, grr. He's just chomping his way through a mouse. Like just has, and I, well, sometimes shine a light on it to see how big this mouse is, but you just have to kind of wade it out. The worst part though, the worst part is when the mouse isn't dead yet. Yeah, and then he chases it all over the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:48:51 He brings us a live mouse and then, there's like chasing it back and forth until he kills it. So does he finish the mouse? Is that like mouse? No, there's nothing left when it's done. And then he tries to get up and better when that's a getaway. Well, the ones are twice your teeth.
Starting point is 00:49:04 The ones are twice's left suspicious bits. We don't know what they are. But like something on the floor and just it doesn't look like anything specific. It's not like a tail or a paw. It's just like there's some wobbly bit. Yeah. It's just like just there. And it's it's not normally he cleans up after himself, but occasionally he wants us to know.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Does he have a bow cup of old mouth? Ah, chanda. What? Not to my knowledge. Our other cats still want to throw us up constantly. Constantly, the cat throws up all the freaking tongue. Not mech? Yeah, she's a severe eating disorder.
Starting point is 00:49:38 She's got problems, man. She got problems. We like that cat a lot. She's a really sweet cat. She's actually a cat. I should be clear about this Very nice. She yells at me every morning this cat Six in the morning every day. She jumps up on my side of the bed and just walks back and forth in the edge of the bed
Starting point is 00:50:00 Just meowing nonstop of me non freaking stop to where I like argue back with her every morning now This is what I do. I just wake you up when that happens. No good Lord. She does it every morning I'll throw a quarter so you can hear this. It's like a nightmare. And she's and she's signed me. So it's loud. Yeah. So round. Okay. So I also want to thank our second sponsor for the Rishi podcast, Stephen Jack Threads. One was the last time you ordered clothes online and got to try them on before paying for them. Never, right? Well, that's exactly what Jack Threads, she me Jackthreads.com does. You can bring, you are sure,
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Starting point is 00:51:17 to save 20% on anything you keep. Never buy before you try ever again. I love this because I hate going and trying on clothes, dude I really hate it. I really hate it. I do too if I have to try on three things like getting that little booth I got trying three different things. I'm done. That's it. That's all I got to me I can take off three pairs of pants put on three pairs of pants and then I'm just miserable and I get out of there I don't understand it when people go and try on stuff stuff and then you don't end up walking away with something, that's frustrating.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Well, what if none of them are good? Yeah, that's why I don't like shopping. My problem is if I get something that works, I'm like, I will take four of these because I just don't wanna buy anything else. So if I find a shirt that fits, and I like the way the shirt fits, then I buy it in three different colors.
Starting point is 00:52:06 And that was Steve Jobs did. He would just have the same outfit. No, that I do definitely like. I went to a face right, did that where I wore the polos with the bunny on them and jeans? Oh, you had a bunch of those? Oh, I had a ton. I had like eight. Did you think he was wearing the same shirt every day? I honestly hadn't cared enough to notice. Yeah. But I don't really notice people's clothes either. I feel you, there you go, Ash. All the effort you put into putting on nice clothes every day. If honestly, unless I take it in, if I were to walk out of here
Starting point is 00:52:32 and someone to quiz me on what every person was wearing, I would have absolutely no idea. You would remember what I'm wearing because you got to touch it. That's true, because it is absurd. It's suede. It feels like all grippy. So Sally LaPage is here, and we should have Sally join us,
Starting point is 00:52:48 but I'm gonna find out two things. I wanna find out if she's ever had grapes, she's in her life. We should get another glass for Sally. And then I also have to find out, what was the thing we were talking about earlier? We were gonna come back and ask Sally about. This biology thing.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Somebody on Twitter tell us what we were gonna ask Sally about earlier, we said specifically we were gonna wait and talk to her about it. So, also, we're at put something on Twitter, tell us what we were gonna ask Sally about earlier. We said specifically we were gonna wait and talk to her about it. So, also, we're at the point of the podcast. Remind us if there's any story we started to talk about, but then dropped. Where's that point of the podcast? What we dropped? Why I bled my nose. All right, Sally's a great time to come in if you want to come on in.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Does she have a mic? No, I do. Hey, Sally, how are you doing? I'm alright. It's getting... I cannot believe you've never had grapes. Thank you! I have been listening from the control of grape juice.
Starting point is 00:53:37 I can. I'm grape juice is probably my favorite juice. Hey, where do you get your tea? And tea? It's rank. Well, I want to try the great juice that you've got. That's that's there are two types. There's the type that smells like grape smelly jelly and there's the actual decent. What are smelly jelly? Gel pens that are centered according to the color of. So you had the purple ones were always grape centered. So let me ask you a question. It seems like
Starting point is 00:54:01 a bad idea that we're teaching children to snuff sniff markers that intently. We have scented markers in the US as well, but when you get to a certain point in life, if you smell a marker, it's like zyling and you're going to eat a hole in your brain. But you're not supposed to like stick it up, you nostril smell it. It just smells as you're right to it. They're staying a waft. American people are wafted up from that paper. But let me ask you this, do you consider grape juice
Starting point is 00:54:27 to be a child's drink? Uh, only in as much as any other juice is. So like, apple juice is totally fine to drink? Well, so I do agree with you on cloudy apple juice. Cloudy apple juice is amazing though. Cloudy apple juice is slightly older than normal. I think it's just like, when you're younger, you have either orange juice or apple juice or milk,
Starting point is 00:54:50 like those are kind of three drinks that you ever drink. But why do you drink orange juice? Why do you drink orange juice? I don't, I still drink juice. I'm going to feel self conscious about getting apple juice forever now. Why? Because he said it's like a kid drink, and I always order it in.
Starting point is 00:55:03 So I wouldn't just be able to get it in the bottle. I in no way think, oh, I can't have this juice because it's like a kid drink and I'm I Yeah, I so I wouldn't just I In no way think oh I can't have this juice because it's a kid drink I also want to point out it was in a bottle that was half the size of all the other bottles that were on that same shelf right? Oh, yeah Only because apple juice is so precious and you they can't make too much of it. I see a glass coming in from the side So well, I want to try to you just get to enjoy some apple juice. Or some grape juice. It's a great juice.
Starting point is 00:55:28 And the sparkling stuff. Have you never had Schla? No. Is it so late to slurm? What? Here's what's disturbing you sitting over here, which are realized. You don't want to be in the future. When Sally was asking Gavin about not having grape juice, Gavin worked in a grocery store
Starting point is 00:55:44 as a stockboy. He didn't encounter grape juice. Gavin worked in a grocery store as a stockboy. He didn't encounter grape juice. In Fruit and Ved, where are you? Oh, you were in Fruit and Ved, where I did with actual grapes. Do you have the non-sparkling? No, we do. Unfortunately, it's not true.
Starting point is 00:55:56 I also worked in wait-trose. And I never shopped a Tesco. So maybe wait-trose. If you're in wait-trose, definitely has grape juice. Wait-trose is the posh one. So Schler is the kid's training you how to drink wine So maybe wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, rarely get red ones, but yeah, like that. So it's the sort of thing that you'd have at a sleepover when you were 13 if you wanted to feel a bit fan. Sounds like a great time. Sounds like Gavin missed out on the fun sleepover. Yeah, basically.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Or an immersion suit. When's the last time you had a sleepover? Two years ago. It's a really personal question, isn't it? It just kind of just, we decided that we hadn't had a sleepover in years and so we took mattresses and to our fans. That's a really personal question, isn't it? It just kind of just, we decided that we had not a sleepover in years and so we took matches into a fun experiment. That's wonderful. So what qualifies a sleepover, right? It's got to be your same sex friends, come over? Yeah, or just platonic?
Starting point is 00:56:55 Um, e-plotonic and you go, uh, friends house, I'd say, you know, typically to be more than, like, you and one friend, but it might be, you know, you might have a whole three some of platonic friends. Go ahead. Is it a sleep hub if you sleep with them? No. That's just chagging. Yeah. So you can't have, it's like sex is what makes it not a sleep hub.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Yeah. So if you bring a go-ah, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but here's a question. What if you just there, but what about crashing at someone's place? Okay, so this does sleep Okay, is it crash there because it's like all right you went out so you went out drinking and then you go back to their place and You pass out on their couch. Is that a sleepover? Now if we have to define it I would say no. I feel like a sleepover is an intentional thing. Yeah, a sleepover is predefined Sleepover the purpose of the event is to sleep on and you're actually the person Hosting would actually like get out in the living room and like sleep over right? Yeah, they all like it. I'm like bonks down together
Starting point is 00:57:52 And you don't sleep so if the intention is to sleep, it's not a sleepover I would say if you crashed at your friend's house and they came out of the bedroom and slept in the living room with you that would be a sleepover Yeah, you know, I was I going to offer to people for new years. I was going to offer people. If you drink too much, feel free to sleep here because we have additional beds that you can sleep in. But also felt like that would be a little creepy to offer that. Why? I don't know why. That's solely on me. That's in my head. Because you know they're too drunk. I don't think that would be good. I think that's a nice like, oh yeah, if you need to. Exactly what we always do.
Starting point is 00:58:29 But also the way people leave parties to do. It's like I looked up at which three in the morning and there was like, no, no, no, Chris was eating a bunch of pies. Well, we were feeding him a bunch of pies. I mean, I was he was doing his best for his. With his tiny little pies from a place called tiny pies and all different sweet pies. And I overbought those as well. We had like 12 left. So I didn't want bit faster as this. I'm a little pice, from a place called Tani Pice. And they were all different sweet pies. And I overbought those as well.
Starting point is 00:58:47 We had like 12 left, so I didn't want to throw them away. So I just started feeding them to Chris. And he just- You know, just stick them in a fridge. Could have, but I also didn't want to be tempted by them the next day. I don't want them in a criss. Yeah, just give them to Chris.
Starting point is 00:58:59 It wasn't fun to see how many he'll eat. Repay attention. I went out with Chris the other night for drinks. We went out to the first annual CBBD, Chris and Bernie birthday party, which I guess is CBBP. But I thought it was CDB, like, Chris the mayor's Bernie birthday. Yeah. Oh, okay, I like that. First annual CDBBD. How many how fast can you say that? CDBBBD. Almost got it. CDBBBD. Damn it's hard. So that's triple band that. Trouble B. CDBBBD. CDBBD. I did it. I feel like you had to break up the two letters though. CDBBD. There you go. You got it. So we went out drinking. I don't know if you remember this.
Starting point is 00:59:41 So when I was leaving we were talking about what a great time it was and everything. Chris proceeded to give me a, I think we kept count. It was eight hugs. He gave me eight hugs in the course of the one goodbye. And he wouldn't stop bling, just was shouting from across the bar. Stop hugging him. I had to start hugging people
Starting point is 00:59:57 because I was feeling really left out. It wasn't one long hug. It was eight individual hugs. Are you normally a hug so a person? I'm particularly hugging you and I've been drinking. I don't think I've ever been hugs by Chris. Really? You have to.
Starting point is 01:00:10 If I, I don't know. Maybe it's because the day we met, I squeezed the lemon in your eyes. And actually went in my eye. You missed. Yeah. Got it on video. Yeah. It's my version.
Starting point is 01:00:23 It's not a sign. It might be. It might be. You should put it up as an RT life. One that was filmed five years ago. Yeah. So I'm having a real problem. Are any of you doctors? Not yet.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Okay, close enough. Not medical. Close enough. Don't tell me about your rash. I have a rash. We did that on the last podcast. So I realized, so RTX Sydney is coming up very, very fast. It's the fourth and the fifth of February.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And it just occurred to me that in a week, I'm gonna be flying to the middle of summer. Yes, you are. I'm like, you guys put on a winter coat. You have weight, do you mean? You mean like, eh? No, like a layer of fat. Also, that does apply to hair as well. That was like a bushwacking to get through all the hair
Starting point is 01:01:10 on my legs. I can tell you what. But also, just like, you know, you tell people everything. You eat, you know, you're like you eat a bunch during the holidays and you know, you put on a couple extra layers. You're like, it's fine. I have until like, ma- Oh, we're talking fat little kids. Yeah, no fat. She's talking on the edges of it. No, I got fat, but I realized I have like, oh, we can have to like, undo the entire holiday because I'm gonna go to the beach. And so, yeah, but my swimsuits don't fit now.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Oh, okay. And so, I'm just really trying to swim. Get in shape. I think you're gonna be like on video on the beach. I think you're gonna change me. No, but I'm just really Get in shape You gonna be like on video on the beat change me No, but I'll be in for the beach. Well since when was part of the plan the people that you know you clearly aren't in the slack channel Oh, what are we doing? Go on the beach what beach are we going to? Don't I in anyway, manly? I never go to any slack channel by the way. I stay I don't like that and I'm not
Starting point is 01:02:04 It's awful Control I'm not you know, it's awful Okay, control I just sent you guys something I started running. I should back it on slack like you know 90 minutes to air as day. No big deal and I hurt my foot Now I can't run. I can't walk exercise is an actually a good way of losing weight That combined with a calorie deficit though. But the calorie deficit is far more important. Yeah, but if I can do both, then...
Starting point is 01:02:30 If you need both at the end of that chance. And if you can do both, it's better for long-term weight loss but actually short-term weight loss, it's pretty much entirely in one way. So you should just not eat food. Exercise is bad. No. Exercise has myriad benefits. Weight loss isn't particularly one of them. Maintain it not putting on weight is one of them, but actually losing weight exercises isn't particularly good.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Because if you think about how much exercise you have to do to burn 200 calories, one single chocolate bar, you can lose so many more calories through dieting than you can through exercise. And they've recently seen the however you lose what you never had. Deep, real deep. What was the most gout and how much you never know. I'm going to ask you how much more you weighed than what you currently weigh. What's like the highest you've been away from it, but you actually never know what you weigh.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Like you don't even know what you weighed now. How are we like 10 stone that's a me So what is stomp 14 pounds 14 pounds are 14 kilos Which would make him about 280 pounds Maybe he's very dense. That's not the worst. But they recently just found, or I guess a study, they suspected this for a while, that
Starting point is 01:03:56 there's a correlation between calorie restriction and longevity as well. Yes. You can be stagually. That's mostly protein restriction because proteins are, okay, I'm going to preface this with, don't not eat protein, okay. So proteins, the breakdown products are slightly toxic, like ammonia and urea are all from breakdown proteins. And so as humans, we typically overeat in our protein.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Everyone's always like, oh, like, if you're vegetarian all the way, you're gonna get your protein, but we get protein from so many vegetables, I've protein in them. But if you don't eat all protein, how are you gonna get sore? Right.
Starting point is 01:04:34 But we mostly eat enough protein anyway. We mostly overeat the amount of protein. I mean, it's not particularly bad for us, but if you do restrict the amount of protein that you eat and just generally caloric restriction The science roughly says that you will live longer. So that's where the five to fasting diet comes from right where you fast for two days Eat normally for five days Jack does that how how much he just doesn't eat for two days so far when you're fasting
Starting point is 01:05:01 I think it's up to 500 calories in that day. Yeah, Jack does six. I think that's half a glass of grape juice. Yeah, I might be half a glass. Pretty much. And so that probably makes you live longer, but it's not, it's been shown in rats. Humans, they've claimed have shown it, but they've not really done long-term studies on it. So don't just go out there and just completely start fasting, because also there are other problems with fasting,
Starting point is 01:05:25 like really weird blood sugar levels. But actually extreme fasting can also reverse early diabetes. I feel like you need to see your doctor if that's the thing for you. I don't want to be diagnosed with diabetes before you try that. But if you, but so if you catch diabetes early enough, if you fast enough, it changes your body's response to insulin enough that it reverses it. Why is protein bad? So, what can you eat?
Starting point is 01:05:53 Why are you yelling? Why is protein so bad? You're really getting sick. I thought it was like, you exercise and you like, um like and you need protein to get muscle and then but and so it's like well you need low carb eat protein and like I found out white rice is bad for you and all this other it's like no one food is bad for you know one food is well actually very few food is bad for you no one food is good for you there's the thing called the halo effect where if we see something is good in one respect,
Starting point is 01:06:26 we assume that it's good in every respect. So for example, low fat yogurt, we think, oh, it's good because it's low fat. Normally they replace the fat with sugar. Now we're finding that sugar is worse than fat. So actually low fat yogurts can be worse for you than full fat yogurts. That's a whole thing on halo effect.
Starting point is 01:06:42 It's also why we think that pretty people are smarter because we think, oh, they're pretty therefore, they must be good in every other aspect. It's a common's a whole thing. I'll say it's also why we think that pretty people are smarter because we think, oh, they're pretty therefore, they must be good in every other aspect. It's a common thing across the board. We had a discussion about this was, if you had to choose to be incredibly intelligent or incredibly beautiful, what would you select? Knowing what you know about the world now,
Starting point is 01:07:00 and I was surprised by the number of people who said, I'd just rather be pretty. I'm pretty sure. I said I'd rather be pretty, and that was because everyone will just pretend that I'm smart That's what Sally said you see what they don't want to believe them Smart people to be more miserable. Yeah, I think done people happy because it's their idiots. Yeah They don't know nothing. Don't know all the problems. They have your own problems. They have your own problems. Protein contains nitrogen, whereas carbohydrates is carbon hydrogen oxygen. Protein also has nitrogen attached to it.
Starting point is 01:07:33 Nitrogen forms some weird compounds like ammonia and urea, all of which are kind of toxic to your body, so we try and let's just greet them. That's why it's called urine. It's called urine because it has urea in it. And ammonia. Yeah, so ammonia is worse than urea. So we try and we it's called urine. It's called urine because it has your ear in it and pneumonia Yeah, so ammonia is worse to you than your ear and so we convert our ammonia into your ear Which is safer and we excrete our your ear birds don't we they excrete your acid so the white stuff in bird poo Is the equivalent of their we because they don't want to lose all that water? So they use your acid which is a super concentrated form. So what does their poo look like?
Starting point is 01:08:05 The poo is the, so you know, bird poo is white and brown. Yeah. The brown is poo and the white is white. Oh, yeah, yeah. So they, okay. But those, so if we eat lots and lots of protein, it kind of takes a metabolic toll on our bodies.
Starting point is 01:08:19 So it's hard to break down. We've got to get rid of it. And so the thought is, is that maybe eating lots of it kind of to break down, we've got to get rid of it. And so the thought is that maybe eating lots of it kind of contributes to aging, but this is still only a hypothesis that has a lot of testing to be done. We still need very much protein for muscle growth and repair and general cell repair and everything.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Like all the enzymes in your body are made of protein. We need protein is what does the stuff in your body, so don't just stop eating protein. If I wanted to lose weight and reduce calories, could I just eat only celery? No. Well according to, I mean according to feeble, that's how you lose weight.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Well, you would have, if I had a minute of efficiency. Yeah, over what length of time? Like a week of celery. Yeah, how over what length of time? Like, we're a week of celery. Uh, you would feel so bad at all. Get me a lick it. I feel like you would eat a person after that.
Starting point is 01:09:13 But even though my stomach would be full of celery. Well, I mean, you could just not eat and like, we can last for a couple of weeks without eating food. Worth. So, I mean, that's not good. No, it's not good. No. It's called starvation.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Yeah, yeah. It's all for myself. It's like a fantastic stream. I'm like, kind of like no, all right. Because if someone is starving, you can't actually just give them, like if they're on the verge of dying of starvation, you can't just give them food and they survive, right?
Starting point is 01:09:40 That's not a thing you can do. Isn't that what's happening in concentration camps that's like not give people food? I'm feeling like. Yeah, like they couldn't feed them a bunch and so a lot of them still died, even though they had access to food now because their organs had already shut down.
Starting point is 01:09:53 You can't feed rich food certainly. And it's quite possible. It depends on the extent of the starvation, but you will start self-digesting the bits that are needed. Well, that's why I was thinking celery is perfect because then I wouldn't be hungry and my stomach would have stuff to do.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Oh, you would still be hungry. I would still be hungry with a stomach full of food. Yes. Oh, weird. So when we were on the show, and you'll split the level, oh my God. The people who produce the Amazem race, they also produce big brother
Starting point is 01:10:19 and they produce survivor as well. And they talked about, Is that like a bad girl thing? Yeah, a little bit, where they put them on an island and they have competitions in the last for a while, which was really- They don't generally like and drink their own
Starting point is 01:10:29 urine or anything like that. But especially in earlier seasons, there was scarcity of food, well beyond what they were used to. And so people would go in these huge caloric deficits over many weeks, like two or three weeks. And then when they get eliminated from the show, they put them on a boat and, you know,
Starting point is 01:10:45 motorboat them away. And then they could eat whatever they wanted to. And they did, the producer was striving like some of the stuff these people would eat, a woman ate an entire jar of peanut butter going back. Peanut butter is so good for starving people though. That's what they literally, they ship out peanut butter in cases of famine.
Starting point is 01:11:00 So miserable, she said though, because like she just wasn't prepared after all the time. Yeah, just attack it Yeah, but it's incredibly nutrient rich Calorie dense because it's got a lot of fats in it, but they good fats So yeah, if you're starving and need to put on weight then you should eat lots of chocolate Your smooth either I just don't like it with chocolate like Americans go eight for like Crap, I don't want to chocolate peanut butter. Oh, I like the both. Why? Just don't like the mix their natural Alice. No, they're not get them away from each other
Starting point is 01:11:35 They're okay together, but I don't see the hype just sickly Want to thank our third sponsor Reese's peanut butter cut I want to thank our third sponsor for tonight's Rishi podcast Squarespace. Thanks Squarespace for sponsoring this episode of the Rishi podcast Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to create a website or online store. They have beautiful award-winning Designer templates 24-7 customer service and domains now. We've always said I think every time we've had Squarespace as a sponsor How important is to have your own domain name. I actually have Bernie.com, and I've had it for years, and there's that, you know, very popular RTAA that was about the Bernie.com, you know, debacle that I went through trying
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Starting point is 01:12:54 will eventually go away, whether or not you believe it. I recently just saw a thing about Snapchat where people are wondering if the Snapchat numbers are what they actually think they are, because Snapchat is... What do people think they are? They're going through an IPO. Well, the valuation last I heard for Snapchat,
Starting point is 01:13:08 the valuation for the company was $18 billion. Wait, you're telling me that Snapchat is worth less than WhatsApp? Oh, I don't think so. I think WhatsApp was in the same way. And American's don't use WhatsApp the rest of the world does. It's true. I mean, I refer to it a lot of ways, because Facebook bought WhatsApp.
Starting point is 01:13:24 It was almost like a defensive ways, because Facebook bought WhatsApp. It was almost like a defensive move because WhatsApp was in all the countries where, you know, no one has, there's not a huge Facebook adoption. That's how I got you on WhatsApp. But yeah, it's right. I had WhatsApp in itself just to talk to her when she lived
Starting point is 01:13:35 in Australia. That was the only person. What's amazing of international conversation. But it's crazy that Snapchat can be worth $18 billion, but United Airlines, which has a fleet of airplanes, was about a $4 billion company, when it was acquired. It's just crazy to me.
Starting point is 01:13:50 It's just, you know, and what does Snapchat, or what does Uber have, you know, they just have technology and user base is what they have. That's it. People with more than big hunks of metal that fly. But they don't have people, they just have records of people. And they have the spectacles now. Let's not discount those.
Starting point is 01:14:05 Spectacles. Have you seen the Snapchat? I feel like you see nothing online with them though. I agree with you. I see people wearing them. And they take pictures of themselves on Snapchat wearing them. I don't see many circle videos. Right.
Starting point is 01:14:17 It's so you can record videos literally everywhere you go. They're glasses that you wear. So I just go glossed on my Snapchat. Yes, but the video is a circle. It might also be that on Snapchat, I only follow people that I know and I'm close to in real life and one of them has those sunglasses. I only got Snapchat so I could try other cool filters. Nice.
Starting point is 01:14:39 I pretty much never saw it. I just go on occasionly when my friends are like, oh, they got a new one. That's it. Same. I like to go in. I'll look at the filters and go, and then just close it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I'm sure he still count as an active user. I use Snapchat a lot. I use it just as much as texting. Really? My very first Snapchat that I made, I was walking home and I was just like, I'm gonna film my legs as I walk home and I almost stepped on a dead bird.
Starting point is 01:15:03 And it's like, it was on a great Snapchat, it was on video and I just posted that. I was like, that was a perfect first Snapchat. Oh, some of you should I sell about from previously. This is a very weird event. When we, one time when we, Should I be worried? Yeah. You should feel worried.
Starting point is 01:15:17 It's very like apocalyptic. Uh, we went to go look for our third office that we're moving into as a research team. And we were walking to the office and one of the guys, there's dead bird on step out of his way. Oh, and he stepped over it. And then we were commenting how easy it was to park
Starting point is 01:15:30 at the downtown area where we were moving. It was empty on a weekday. We were like, why is there no cars around? Then we come to read that there was a mass bird die off in downtown Austin that day. And somehow we just sc skirted the roadblocks so we were in the shutdown city center. Oh different species birds or I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:15:49 I don't think it was limited to a certain species. Well, bed was it that you stepped on. We usually had, it was a crackle. I friggin love crackles. You do? I think they're my spirit animal. They're so good. Oh lord.
Starting point is 01:16:00 They sound like robots when I hear them. They're amazing. They're noisy and they're kind of weird, stretched out, crotch. I just love them. It's piercing eyes. Have you ever seen them in Austin when there's flocks of literally tens of thousands of them?
Starting point is 01:16:13 And they will be parking lots. It's a racket. It's dark with them. Where the whole of the cow wants. You get the rations of grackles. So we have starlings. Actually, I think they're an invasive species there. And you see these amazing videos where they're all in the air
Starting point is 01:16:27 and they all sweep together. It's like swarms of them. Yeah. They're not making time. The coolest thing we have like that are we have a huge bat colony. Yes, I've seen that. That is very cool. But yeah, and then I read also at the same time
Starting point is 01:16:37 there was mass bird diodes at that same time in three other locations in the world. And I like to think about that. Oh, in the world. What caused this? Yeah. And so they shut think, oh, in the world, what caused this? Yeah, and so they shut off the street to protect people from the dead birds. They didn't know why the birds died. And so they're like, oh, this isn't safe. So often when you've got a mass animal deaths, it can be something to do with poisonous gases. So there was a really famous case, so famous that I don't remember many of the details of it, where all
Starting point is 01:17:05 of these humans in this village died pretty much overnight. They couldn't work out what it was. They lived next to a lake and there had been some gas that bubbled up from the lake. Look at the algae bloom or something like that. I think this was literally gases from the rocks. Oh, it's coming up through. It's all up through. Yeah, that kind of stuff, but more noxious. And it just killed everyone in their sleep. Good way to go. Yeah, I mean, it's better than the... If you have to, to draw now. Yeah. But yeah, so that would be why they wouldn't want to have multiple people there, certainly. But yeah, I think if it's happening in different places in the world, that's weird. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:17:47 And Jess more like some kind of pandemic infection type. But even then, I mean, it's more likely going to be just coincidence that multiple burd deaths have happened in the same time and because you noticed it, then you have the observation bias when you notice all the other deaths happening. I'm not spending all my other time looking for bird deaths around the world at that point in time. So in answer to your question,
Starting point is 01:18:10 first of all, the date of this was January 8th, 2007. So we just passed the anniversary of it. It was dead grackles, sparrows, and pigeons were found. Okay, so the common animals. Yeah, please shut down 10 blocks in downtown Austin for several hours Monday. After 63 birds were found dead in the street 63 Yeah, I thought we're talking thousands
Starting point is 01:18:29 I feel like I sold it as way more birds I did Yeah, that's on me a video about shacking a bunch of dead birds What a Chris Marshall's first videos Was it? Jack was in it with I don I don't remember. There's like something that came in the news and is that on the website still? I don't know. I don't know. I think it might have been like sponsor only or interviews with people who worked here about how they checked. Well, there's something in the news about all these birds dying or something and
Starting point is 01:19:04 people couldn't figure out. I don't I honestly don't It was just a pop-up clip of that. I don't know. I'm done Was that a question for you? Did he? It was about I was about birds I can't remember now. Do you guys have that picture that I said? Let's go for the control room. Do you guys have that photo ready? Oh Someone someone says a photo. they'll pull it up. I was gonna ask you, in the mines, whenever they have birds.
Starting point is 01:19:30 What, in the canaries? Like the canaries, the canaries. Why is it so they do that? Because they'll have a canary in a mine or something. Yeah. And if the bird dies, they know that it's poisonous gases and you have to leave. Oh, they went out of oxygen.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Yeah, oh, yeah, one of the other. Why is it that birds die first? dies, they know that it's poisonous gases and you have to leave. Or they run out of oxygen. Yeah. Or yeah, one or the other. Why is it that birds die first? Because they're smaller. And so they just die. So they're smaller, they have high. So they need lower amount of poison to kill them. Because if you're not in a tables,
Starting point is 01:20:01 poison is kind of a per kilogram thing. So like you need more poison to kill an elephant than you do to kill a shrew. And so a smaller animal plus they have higher oxygen requirements. And so they will die to lower. Okay, so the bed is such a horrifying feeling to look in the cage and the canaries dead. I know I'm going to get the hell out of this mind. feeling to look in the cage and the canaries dead. I know I'm gonna get the hell out of this mind. Like immediately. Sure, the worst thing would be to look at the cage and see that someone forgot but the canary in there.
Starting point is 01:20:30 Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Did you, so were there any science fiction movies you saw this last year, 2016 that you really enjoyed? Arrival. Yeah, so you guys, this was from the dream. Oh my god, I freaking loved that. It did, that's why I was asking about it too.
Starting point is 01:20:43 So, but I wrote that arrival was the best movie of 2016. Everyone here likes La La Land, but... I didn't write La La Land. I thought La La Land was okay. Arrival was on the best films I ever had. I was 17 ever. It was just, it was, and you can't talk too much about the movie.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I am amazed as well that I got to watch it without having any of its world in any way. And I had my 14 year old son, we sat down, I said, he's, I said, do you want to watch a rival? Over the course of three weeks, he's like, no, I'll watch it later. I've seen the trailer, I know what it's all about. Like, what do you have in some sci-fi movie?
Starting point is 01:21:14 Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, not really interested. I'm sure I already know everything that it's about. We're like, watch the movie with them. And now it's one of his favorite sci-fi movies full-time. It's so good that I don't want to watch it a second time. It's one of those films.
Starting point is 01:21:28 It's very different. Well, I'm just like, I, because it was one of the things that you sit there afterwards and you just don't want to look at the interviews or you just want to sit and think about what it is that you've seen. Very thoughtful movie. Yeah. Very like deliberate storyline. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:21:42 And it's just really good. I think we could watch a second time though, because you know what's happening. Yeah, they probably hit in a bunch of cool stuff, like cool little elements. They're like, not really, I get it now. No, I've seen it, not really. There's, I mean, there are a lot of movies
Starting point is 01:21:53 that are a lot different on the second watch through. Book of Eli is a good one to watch the second time around. Yeah. There's just a lot of stuff that, you know, the first time you go through a lot of movies, you're experiencing it and you're like, oh, this is amazing. Oh, this is crazy. And like, whoa, this. And then afterwards you can go back a second time and you have a, like, a better appreciation for like breadcrumbs, how it's made, all that sort of stuff. And Bukubila, I thought,
Starting point is 01:22:19 was a fantastic example without getting to specific. What's the best version of that you think of the movie that you can watch second time minutes, great. Suicide Squad. Why? I cannot. I cannot. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 01:22:32 It's not a movie, but a rest development. Well, as you watch again, you watch a rest of it. I mean, there's so many like inside jokes and like, uh, yeah, and there's jokes that you wouldn't get unless you've already seen it. There's also like they have ones that pay off three seasons later. In a restaurant? They'll plant something and then, yeah, seasons later,
Starting point is 01:22:50 it will actually, like, come up again and pay off. Oh, it's not too. Yeah, right? Doctor, oh my god. Too many subplots that it goes too far with that. Ashley took me out to see the Christmas special, the one with the ghost. Doctor Mysterio, the return of Doctor Mysterio.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Oh, the superhero, I quite liked that one, because it wasn't too much in the, we're gonna thread this and we're gonna thread it. It was just stand alone, nice, it's a nice thing about the Christmas specials with Dr. Huyawa, I always thought is, it's really, they can be really weird and still follow on this weird arc.
Starting point is 01:23:22 But the illusionist is a good one, good film to watch twice actually. There's a guy in the side, if I film very little budget called Primer. No. You might call it Primer, but it was made in Primer. Primer, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:35 It was in Dallas. Unless it's got end to the end of an A or an ER. ER. Yeah, okay, because it was an A then it'd be Prima. Prima, right? Prima Donna. But it's a time travel movie, and you figure some stuff out,
Starting point is 01:23:48 as the time travel goes on about who's like, some people have replaced themselves, and there's different layers, and people have drawn charts for this movie. And when you watch it this second time, it's literally a different movie, because you don't be possible. That's like, you think it's,
Starting point is 01:24:04 oh, there's two different timelines, because it's like the original them possible. It's like, you think it's, oh, there's two different timelines because it's like the original them and there's like past them. And then you read the chat, it's like, okay, so there's 11 different timelines in the movie. And then you try to figure out like which, who was who, which one and like, and it's too low budget as well. Like there's no effects in that movie.
Starting point is 01:24:20 No, at one point he's carrying himself unconscious, but like they couldn't afford to do that. Doesn't look good. I think it's great. You check it out. It's chicken out. I'm still waiting for that director to make like an appropriate or a successor to it.
Starting point is 01:24:36 There's a worthy of what primer was because he made upstream color. And I just didn't really resonate for me. It's like the guy who made Darren Ar Arnowski, he made that first movie and then he made things like the one with Hugh Jackman in a globe going through time. Oh, time machine? No, it was like the, what's it called? The tree of life.
Starting point is 01:24:56 No, tree of life. It was Brad Pitt. The fountain. The fountain needed, was the mathematician one. Pie. Yeah. He did, oh God god you did do pie right we impression oh man he was both of those yeah they are both depressing
Starting point is 01:25:12 yeah but that fountain was like a weird department it's a rare cerebral movie it's like it you know you try to do I was like like futurists who tried to study near future but then if you go out far enough, you know, our vision of the future is very much based in our technology, like in the 50s when they talked about what we're gonna be doing in 2000, it was all about basically different ways we were gonna be reading the newspaper, you know,
Starting point is 01:25:32 because they're still involved in paper. Or cars. Then they thought that we would have cracked energy whereas we instead of cracked information. So they thought we would have unlimited energy, which is why we'd have hovercrafts and teleportation and that kind of stuff. Whereas information they thought we would have unlimited energy, which is why we'd have hovercrafts and teleportation and that kind of stuff. Whereas information they thought would be same as it was then.
Starting point is 01:25:51 But instead, information is just skyrocketed like we've got fiber optic broadband and ridiculous amounts of internet, but no more energy really than we had back then. So is someone to get on that that would be great? Yeah, well energy. Yeah, yeah China's working on it. Oh, yeah, that's putting like I know it's just hoax mate. You think so? Yeah, all their solar farms that they're building and it China's science It's all so just hoax, right? Well, we've got a tipping point though. Have we were now solar is cheaper than coal It's getting there. it is like in China. I think investments in solar energy are better,
Starting point is 01:26:31 or maybe not actually like the energy. I would honestly, I would get solar panels on my roof if they weren't hideous. I want those. Oh, stop it. Testing blood. Like actual roof tile ones. Yeah, the single ones?
Starting point is 01:26:40 Yeah. Well, you know, one of the things I think about too about solar energy, let's say we have solar energy. If you crack solar energy, you're pretty much done. Because the sun I think about two about solar energy. Let's say we have solar energy if you crack solar energy You're pretty much done because the sun goes out. We're not we're not gonna be here anyway No, you need to crack batteries first, right? So if you obviously you you can create the energy from solar energy and then find a way to store it You know, so yeah, but that finding a way to store it is still a pretty big problem at the moment pretty big one one of our better Solutions is just a move a load of water
Starting point is 01:27:01 big problem at the moment. Pretty big one. One of our better solutions is just to move a load of water. What? Just move a load of water up a hill when you've got an excess of energy. Build up a potential energy and then load it all out when you run out of energy. Really? Yeah, that is literally, so it takes energy to push a water up a hill. Water flowing down a hill releases energy.
Starting point is 01:27:20 So when you've got loads of sunshine, you'll use that excess energy to push the water up a hill. And then when the clouds come in or it's night, then you just let it all fly down. And then that power. So what's up a hill is like the biggest battery we have. It's, it's currently still a viable. There are better batteries and that people are looking into it a lot, but there are still places where they're like, oh, we'll just build up a reservoir. That's so cool though, I like that. It is cool. It is cool. I love that.
Starting point is 01:27:48 But energies like that, I mean, it's essentially even like steam turbines, you're just twisting something, you know? It's like, it's all the same. How do you do basically the same thing, which is- With exception, nuclear. Oh, even nuclear is heating water. So Gus, a huge fan of thorium. Do you know much about thorium at all?
Starting point is 01:28:03 I know. Very little about thorium. Is he the one with the hammer? No, thorium. It's like of thorium. Do you know much about thorium at all? I know very little about the one with the hammer no thorium It's like a thorium reactor That's a puzzle almost certainly named after the one with the other But you know, it doesn't seem to me though if let's say we do crack the energy problem and energy is limitless and Available to anybody but if we don't crack the energy problem was screwed So when we crack the energy problem are we not equally screwed though if we crack the energy problem Let's say we get solar panels the energy problem? Are we not equally screwed though,
Starting point is 01:28:25 if we crack the energy problem? Let's say we get solar panels that are so efficient, you can put them on your roof, batteries in your garage, like the power wall from Tesla, they get those even more efficient to where you don't even need a power infrastructure anymore. You just have power where you need it, because solar cells are so efficient.
Starting point is 01:28:41 If we have that, everybody has limitless energy, is that a good thing? You know, is that a good thing? Is the limitation of energy kind of keeping humanity in check with population growth and development and everything else? If we don't have that limitation,
Starting point is 01:28:53 is that going to cause a don't problem? Unlikely, because industrialization usually causes the reduction in population growth. So you're saying that increasing in... So as countries develop, develop oh this is old school jugglery. So you got less developed countries have very high birth rates but also very high infant mortality rates. Sure. As they develop the infant mortality rate drops which means you get but the birth rate stays very high which means you get rapid expansion in the population. This was Britain during the industrial revolution.
Starting point is 01:29:28 And then mostly mothers have lots of children as an insurance because they know that all their babies are going to die of infectious diseases or they need their children to work on farms or like basic labour. So as the country comes more industrialised, they realise they don't need to have as many kids, the birth rate drops, the infant mortality rate is pretty much already as low as it is. And the birth rate drops below 2.2 I think it is, is the replacement rate. And then you get to the state of like Europe where the population growth rate declines and you start getting an ageing population.
Starting point is 01:30:01 But the US as well, in Japan, Yeah. You're having a crisis with that. And Germany as well. Really? And so, yeah, so as a country becomes more industrialized, that is what causes population growth to slow. China is, I think, about to come up to its peak, which everyone's very excited about. But China also has population.
Starting point is 01:30:22 One child policy, yeah. Yeah, the one child policy. Have they relaxed it? They relaxed it since it was first created, but it's still in some form. But it said any more lax than it was, and it's also caused a lot of other problems, like female and found side.
Starting point is 01:30:37 Yes. But it is still slowing down. Which, I mean, just, you, just from analyzing a population, what happens when you have a generation of men and there's between five and 10 million of them that cannot find a mate or a partner in life. They just can't find them. What happens?
Starting point is 01:30:58 We don't think we know what that's going to lead to. That's when everyone invents digital wikers. Well, I would say that five to 10 million men is that's a good sized army. That's the scary thing about that to me, you know, is that if they run into some kind of crisis, what happens? It also makes you wonder when UK, Europe, America,
Starting point is 01:31:17 we're going through these crisis of, I don't know if it's a crisis, I don't think people maybe are aware of it, but if we're having this population decline because of industrialization and natural progression, then also why are we fighting immigration so hard across the board? So that's one of the reasons that UK has a fairly high population growth rate compared to how far industrialized
Starting point is 01:31:40 we are is because we have quite a lot of immigrants that tend to be of reproductive age so that they're just at the right age to have more kids. So yeah, that is boosting our birth rates. So yeah, and there's a lot of it. So Japan has an awful lot of almost like government schemes to try and get people together dating and having kids. They are trying to promote. They like have like, oh, if you're single, like we will send you on this weekend away with a bunch of other single people.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Really? And please, like they literally have propaganda campaigns to try and get the people to have more kids. Maybe what they really need to start doing is like, like adding phone numbers to the ladies panties they sell in the vending machines. Oh, that's racist. They sell pants and vending machines? Oh hell, yeah, but only on the men's only floors. Right next to the ladies panties they sell in the vending machines. Oh, that's racist. They sell pants in vending machines?
Starting point is 01:32:25 Oh hell, yeah, but only on the men's only floors. Right next to the women's pants. They can't get to them and buy them. Yeah. So men's pants are women's pants. They're ladies pants on the men's floors because the men like to buy ladies under pants. But they're used.
Starting point is 01:32:37 Just to like have, I don't know. Well, that's those like, those are pants sniffing nights that you can go on isn't there? As if we all know about them I think there's these pants parties or under underpants parties where everyone takes them off and puts them in a bag And then yeah, you you you sniff and then you write down who you like identify most with like the nicest smell Which one you like do you know that's a way of telling the genetic
Starting point is 01:33:07 compatibility of partners is sniffing their sweat? Yeah, I think that's why they do it. And then you match with if two people pick each other's stink, then they're pretty much meant for each other. It's like the world worst tinder. All the world's best, because you have possibly the most fertile offspring.
Starting point is 01:33:23 Well, I mean, from an end result, from an immune system major hits to compatibility. That's the next part. The next part's right. Oh, what? Company Christmas Park. I didn't do it. You did do something. That's you.
Starting point is 01:33:35 That's your phone down there. Yeah, I'm supposed to do that. I'm supposed to. Offload it. All right, so people are telling us we had to go back and tell the story about the study that I read. It was just some science article I read about. How they're using magnets in the brain.
Starting point is 01:33:46 What is, is that something works? No, I'm trying to think of the name, I don't know the term for it, but it's some kind of thing where it's non-invasive. De-cranial stimulation. Yeah, the least magnetical. Yeah, they put this donut shaped thing on your head and it focuses in, so it's a bit like radiation therapy.
Starting point is 01:34:05 It's a low enough dose on the outside, but then it focuses in on a single point. That's how you can like focus on a tumor inside the skin without burning all the rest of the skin on the surface, is that it's low enough, it's only where it all focuses in. So you can do that and stimulate a very particular part of the brain, and it makes a big clicking noise as you're doing it, and it can switch on or off or just completely interfere with the signal so like there are people you see videos of them talking and then they'll stimulate a part of the brain and they will just lose the ability to speak and you're it's completely harmless it comes off straight afterwards. How do they know? But then they speak to them afterwards and they're like
Starting point is 01:34:41 I was trying to speak but something was blocking it. Like they were still trying to do it. And yeah, it's just an amazing way of trying to do it. There's also now where you can implant an electrode into the brain and it switches on and I think it's Parkinson's, which is a disease where you get muscle tremors. And it's if you... Yeah, a picture of the donut device that is... Yeah, and then if you override a certain part of the brain, it gives the brain almost too much information
Starting point is 01:35:14 so you no longer get these muscle tremors. And what's absolutely... You have to find a YouTube video of this. Is that these people have these little controllers that control the electrode in their brain. They'll switch on, no muscle shakes at all, switch off, and they can barely control anything that they're doing. They just can't. I've seen that.
Starting point is 01:35:32 And then they switch on, and it's just incredible. I've seen videos similar to that. You might be thinking more than the guy smokes cannabis. And then I'm definitely thinking of a dude with a switch. Like four minutes and he's just like totally fine. Because he's supposed to be some weed. I saw a thing with a magnet where it's like a magnet pill that you swallow, or they put in your mouth and you swallow. What? What's the difference between the thorns?
Starting point is 01:35:55 Like someone puts it in your throat. But then it goes down and they can like control it with magnets and it can unfold and pick up stuff and like scrunch back up and then they pull it out. And it's used for removing objects, foreign objects that you shouldn't have swallowed or like a kid swallowed or something like a magnet. Like a magnet.
Starting point is 01:36:15 But yeah, it opens up and grabs stuff and it's then they pull it out again. So they have to do surgery. I mean, it sounds like a good idea. I hear it remains that it's a thing. It might not be a thing. Was it a proof of concept sort of video? I don't know. It definitely wasn't. It's an idea. Let's put this kickstart to compete.
Starting point is 01:36:32 Maybe. But it was right. That was a cool idea. The kickstarted industry is based on very fancy content videos. Very, the big one I've seen now is the wristband that projects your phone screen on the forearm. I've seen an amazing deep-on-king version. Oh my gosh. And I love how they'll put out their prototype videos now.
Starting point is 01:36:50 And it looks horrid. It's just basically, it looks like you've been- It's a projectist. Yeah, it looks exactly like you'd expected to look at nothing like the concept video. Has that flask show not yet? Well, so they have that thing again. Oh, the vessel.
Starting point is 01:37:02 vessel. No, no, what is that? I bought Gavin a cup on. It wasn't crowdfunding exactly, but it was a pre-order. It was that same looking feel of a crowdfunding project, where they had the super fancy concept video and everything else. And it was a cup that when you pour liquid into it, it would analyze it.
Starting point is 01:37:16 It would tell you the calories. It would tell you the contents of the liquid in the cup and everything. Yeah, it would be like four years. Four years of orange juice. This many calories. Four years. Four years been waiting for that cup. And all they've done so far is say, we know what we're going to make the cup and everything. Yeah, I'd be like, four years from orange juice, this many calories. Four years, four years been waiting for that cup. And all they've done so far is say,
Starting point is 01:37:27 we know what we're gonna make the cup out of. It doesn't do what we said it would yet, but it made it. This is an amazing vessel for liquids, and it tells you exactly calories and the number of milliliters in it and everything on the site. I mean, so I should vlog that on the internet. Do you know I actually have a conspiracy theory about that,
Starting point is 01:37:46 about nutritional information in the US? Nutritional information in the US is literally the only thing that uses metric. And you don't think about it, but all of our, we talk about ounces, we talk about pounds. Not cooking. We talk about pints for measurements and everything,
Starting point is 01:38:04 but when you look at the nutritional variation. 12 fluid ounces. It's entirely in grants. It's entirely. It's entirely, so if you saw a cook. Yeah, 12 fluid ounces. And brackets the milliliters. Right, exactly, right.
Starting point is 01:38:14 So that's a 12 ounce cook. Really quickly. How many milliliters is a 12 ounce cook? You had a 12 ounce can, you're gonna hand a billion times. How many milliliters is it? A milliliters? Wait, and then it's just like a 100 more or ailiters? Wait, and then just like a hundred more? Or a hundred more? Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 01:38:28 How many mills are in this net? It's a 12 ounce coke, right? Wait, 12 ounce coke. It's a normal kind of coke. Right. How many milliliters are in a 12 ounce coke? It's conversion here. Oh, yeah, okay. I wouldn't know.
Starting point is 01:38:41 I wouldn't have... Does anybody know of the time I've done that? I know of the time I have, but I don't know the ounces. See, I wouldn't know flaws. have anybody know the top of the top of the top of my head I don't know the ounces. I wouldn't know flaws. Yeah Six milliliters Hundred milliliters Chris think of what a milliliters is first and then like small. No, what is a milliliter? Millets it's a hundred oh It's wait no there's a hundred milliliters in a liter right No, right?
Starting point is 01:39:08 I have to die when that would be a centa hint is like I can't There's like center Miller center Go ahead What is Santa 100? Santa's 100 great. So what's Miller?
Starting point is 01:39:24 A thousand. There you go buddy. There you go. Yay I held it. What is Santa? 100, Santa's 100. Great, so what's Miller? A thousand. There you go buddy. There you go. Yay. I nailed it. So, do you have a concept of how big a liter of water is? Leaders, like, that big.
Starting point is 01:39:36 A liter is like that. What would have, I mean, it's not, but what would have a thousand of that look like? A thousand of this would be that much like a little in. So, what is this? What did I say? I don't even remember what I said. You said it was a hundred more.
Starting point is 01:39:55 But I think you could learn, like, what is a decent amount of sugar, for instance, and a Coke, because that's how you'd look at that. If you're looking at the nutritional information, you're probably looking for the sugar content. And I believe a Coke, a 12 ounce Coke, I think is about 42 grams of sugar. However, if they told you that a 12 ounce Coke is four ounces of sugar, you'd be like, oh, this thing's like mostly sugar, or, you know, it's a third of its sugar, or however much it is. Yeah. Then you would be able to make a more intelligent choice. But they-
Starting point is 01:40:21 Well, now often it's in terms of health campaigns, it's shown in terms of teaspoons of sugar. That's how they're trying. But on the side of products, yeah. I mean, it's a scientific measurement though. So it's, and when you're looking at stuff in milligrams, you don't really want to be talking about mille ounces, like, I get it.
Starting point is 01:40:40 It's stupid. I would say the opposite version of that for England is that all petrol is bought by the leader But the fuel efficiency is done by miles per gallon Is it so nobody knows how you know nobody knows how to call it? So it's 3.5 liters of gallon Well, there's also a difference between the US gallon and the UK. Yeah, there is as is the fine gallons What an English pint is bigger?
Starting point is 01:41:02 It's like fluid ounces and million. I mean, what's billion is now taken over as a standard, which we would say is a thousand million, a billion for us is a million million. Yeah. I was never taught that though. What is a thousand million then? A thousand million. Is it really? Because it can be said in those terms. And so it's fine. It is a good point. Why would you not say a thousand million? Because it's one magnitude lower. Yeah, that makes sense. So, I guess, why does it become a thousand? That's when... So, your trillion is our billion.
Starting point is 01:41:31 But you can have a hundred thousands. Why not be able to have a thousand millions? When did that die off, though? Die. I never... That's cool. I was told a thousand million is a billion. Why you? Yeah. I was told the opposite.
Starting point is 01:41:45 Interesting. All right, well, Gus isn't here, so we ran long. $1,000 million is a billion. Why you? Yeah. I was sort of the upset. Interesting. All right, well Gus isn't here so we ran long. Does anybody have any closing thoughts for the Ruchee podcast for today? One last question. Well actually, this is we talked about this earlier. Mitchell Conway on Twitter said to remember to ask about food going off in your mouth.
Starting point is 01:42:01 Oh, why does it food spoil in your mouth? And while we're at it, do you have the picture of Gavin that somebody created? I love this thing. Taste like a memory. What's in the background? So think about that. It's so real. Why am I transparent on your face? Because you're a ghost. Because you have transcended your no drinking memories. Oh, yeah, my verdict on the great juice was in between decent grape juice and awful grape juice. They seem to have added great flavoring. Why doesn't food spoil in your mouth
Starting point is 01:42:26 because spoiling takes time and it's not in your mouth for long enough to spoil? Like when you're talking about spoiling and we're talking about microbial activity. Right, if you have like a little piece of meat between your teeth and you don't discover it till embarrassingly 12 hours later. But if you let the piece of meat on the counter
Starting point is 01:42:42 and for 12 hours and you ate it, it feels like that would be more spoiled than something that's been 12 hours in your mouth. Well, firstly, the stuff in your mouth has got other enzymes acting on it. So we have enzymes that break down sugars in your mouth, but also the bacteria in your mouth are different to the bacteria just out in the air. And so what colonizes the meat will be different. Oh, that's interesting. So then you'll get, so plaque is a community of different bacteria that live in your mouth. Those will start feeding on it. So it's just a different bacterial composition, but it will start being broken down in your mouth.
Starting point is 01:43:16 But a bacterial composition that already exists within your mouth. Yeah. That you deal with all the time. It makes sense. That's what makes sense. Well, it's not safe. It causes gingivitis and tooth decay. Well, not plaque, but like, the food is safe. It's it makes sense. That's why it's not safe. It causes gingivitis. Well, not flat, but like the food is not going to kill you. Yeah. You're not going to have botulism suddenly introduced in your
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