Rooster Teeth Podcast - Driving Mr. Burnie - #397

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everybody, how are you doing? So we're shooting podcasts and once again, we are Gusless. We are. But we now have Michael, we have a three person podcast. Hello. Well, we might have somebody else join us like this. This is a nice set. Oh, you haven't been on this yet. I've been on podcasts in about two and a half years.

Look what I got. It's an exaggeration. What did you do? I got a new podcast. I had my own podcast. He was like, you're dead to me. So I feel like that's what everyone's doing. Barbara's got her own one too.

I don't think I've ever been on since off topic started and we're coming up in a year. Is that true? I hate when stuff like that happens. When a Gus just like say no dice. To be fair, he asked me like three times and I was like busy on every time so I think black listed.

What was this? You like that? It's a little bit overkill I thought. We're not losing that one. That's for sure. That was gonna stay with us forever. Bigger? This is absolutely just as loosable.

It's more like a comedian. No. How is absolutely just as loosable. It's more convenient. Now, how is it as a loosable? We can put in your pocket more. You don't waste them because they get put in someone's pocket, they just get moved somewhere. If you're listening to the audio podcast, Gavin has a bottle opener that's the size of his forearm. And he still can't open a bottle.

It's the same way, dude. There you go. It's not great. It's not great. You don't open bottles with an opener like, and you're really trying wedge it out. We're spot opener all the time. We're spot opener all the time.

I know you've used it. What is what? What is the worst bottle opener you've ever used? I don't know. Oh. That's not saying that big monkey. That fucking monkey. It's impossible to use.

You never use the monkey at the Republican House? No. They got a monkey? Did they shelve it finally? I don't know, I don't know. It takes the monkey. I don't remember like an hour to open a bottle. I was like, when I usually suck at,

which is like some of the easiest, is, we had one in the kitchen for a while and then we still do, but it was like the cap with the little tray underneath it. Yeah, it's like a bunch into the wall one. And I sit there like for seven tries and then I finally get it it never lands in the fucking tray Those lands on the floor and then I pick it up when I put it in the tray. It's strange shot right down

To the top of foot to the tray, you know trajectory man, you go to find much aggression and you must be it open in your open. I just smash them open now I was so disappointed. I was on the spot with Andy Which by the way that was really disappointing Oh, absolutely, but on the spot and all of it everything with Andy I mean really it's like I'm sitting on the on the spot set and I'm sitting next to fucking Andy Blanchard And I'm thinking what happened like where did everything go wrong? You fucked up literally everything in my life is now off the F*** it's your fault. It is first right?. I don't know. No, to blame up myself.

Here's what's great about anything you complain about the company. At some point, you can trace it back to you because you've tied the company. Probably. So, even if someone else is responsible, you probably hired that someone else. I'm not actually upset about being on the spot with Andy.

You think the on the spot joke is that wearing thin at this point? That we hate it. Yeah. But I'm not joking. I actually hate it. No, you just hate being on it. Yeah, it's actually, it's a difficult show to be on,

but nobody actually thinks you should. Well, because you're just next to John, that's why it's difficult. It's really tough to say. Yeah. Where is you down? That, that, that cackle. It's a good point.

We had a long discussion about how the way John trims his pubic hair too. Interesting. We each sound the spot. Nice. If you miss that gem, tune in. How does he? What's that?

This is like, not a little bit. He leaves the process. The way I was trying to describe it, back to him. If you miss that gem tune in how does he what's that is it's like not a little bit the way I was trying to describe it back to him stubble as I said Is it so it's like a little like a hit the Hitler's you're dicks like Hitler basically a little like little Little tough to hair at the top and that's it. He's like no He trims everything down to that one point like that's weird. Yeah, I think that's weird. I think it's weird to it It's probably not we had a long discussion about shaving everything. Anyway, Andy was on there with me fucking nightmare. Yeah, right.

We had a great team name though. I realized after the fact that I should have, that I should have shortened it, just to like two guys that have been inside Andy's mom instead of specifically about her version. It was very specific, which then I made, we made a giant joke on on the spot, and then sure enough later that week, who knew the problem with the way we taped stuff here,

sometimes we taped on like a Tuesday, and that's not the fucking Thursday. So something can happen in the world, like say, I don't know, a presidential candidate gets outed for being like a sexual predator. And then you have a joke, a day later, that's like, oh, great, you crossed the line.

Right in there, yeah, it's like, hey, aren't you paying attention to what's going on in the world? Make a vagina joke after Trump, hey, I want to thank our sponsors for the Rishi podcast tonight. I want to thank Harry's Blue Apron and our last sponsor, which is Trump Club tonight. Trump Club back. All right, so thank you all,

we'll do it for Harry's and Trump Club for sponsoring our podcast. What? Sounded for secondly, said Trump Club. I might have, I might have not. Better not, you better not have said that. Which I think is the worst butchering of an ad read ever. To go out with Trump Club?

Yeah. That's a little off brand for Trump Club anyway. What would you get? Don't eat food. Like a set of wigs? I do, all I'm going into this podcast tonight. I'm sitting here thinking like, how do we get through this podcast without dropping the P word at some point?

Cause it's like that, the word pussy is in every, every, I know, I had to like, I can't say the P word all night. It's literally in like everything I watch now. It's like on morning talk shows. You know, it's like we're talking about, hey, what happened today? It's gonna be 85 degrees, all the while so,

grabbed by the pussy or something like that. It's just crazy, dude. It's fucking crazy. It's a little wild. But there was crazy about the people who follow me. I always think the people who follow me on Twitter are sort of similar-minded folks, because you know, they watch videos I mean.

But after that came out, I just tweeted, all right, how can I vote from this point? First I was gonna tweet, how can any woman vote from this point? And I was like, it's irrelevant, how can anyone? And I got replies like, well I'm sure you don't know his policies, blah, blah, blah, like on all his policies. It was like, it was a rat,

it's about his policies at this point. Yeah, that's, like, you know what he said? Do you got back to his, because his policies, like, it's not front and center. I noticed in the debate last night, we're recording this on Monday, that now they're trying to push the talk about policy and everything.

It's like, where's that bend for like the last year of this campaign? But also, who wants to listen to that at this point? Where's been the talk about policy and everything else? Probably late in the game. For either one of them. For either one of them.

Yeah, you know. It's just, it's crazy. We've got like three, three and a half weeks. Yeah. Left. I agree with you though. I, I, you know, it's just, it's crazy. We've got like three, three and a half weeks left. I agree with you though. I think that like at this point, population at large, I don't know how any female voter can vote for Trump. I just don't know how they can walk in the booth and then vote for that guy.

I get where there's some guys who think like being a guy is like the greatest thing ever, but now it's like half the population, you probably won't vote for you. Even though I know there will be a large portion of the female population that does, I just don't know how you do it, especially when he's gonna have, where the next president is projected to have three Supreme Court nominees in their next term,

just by the age of the Supreme Court right now. And you think about that, that would be fucking scary. If you're looking down the barrel of that you know and we have had one supreme court nominee that they've been like you know uh... what's it called filibustering for like the last

eight months at this point like just trying to get to the election so that they can have somebody else nominate somebody besides obama this point i just want how it happens i don't know how it happens speaking of nothing to do with that I just want to know how it happens. I don't know how it happens. Speaking of nothing to do with that. We would just play a game, that was scary.

Yeah, so they came running over after they were recording in the achievement hunter office. We played two games. One very much to do with that. One nothing to do with that. We were actually recording it back to right up against this. It was like seven to 27 of this.

We finished work in achievement hunter, like four thirty-ish. You know, everybody else was pretty darn tired. And then you and I were like, all right, now we're gonna go work over here, went into the other room, filmed an hour-long video in there, ran over eight chicken strips, ran back, filmed another video, ran over here, sat down on the podcast.

Michael Lutely ran up like 30 seconds before the podcast started. I don't know how you're not on a brand. It was 727 and I was moving files into a folder and like it's for an audio. We have to be very quick on audio saves in that room because if we leave the month attended, they will delete them.

No shit, who will? Just anyone who comes in there will just be like, oh, what's this? So it's gone. I exploded it. Who deleted when your audio takes? I don't want to rehash it, because we just did it. We just went into it.

We just went into it, and the Minecraft we recorded today. But, you know, we have the, the side room in the sport office setup, which is, was the original like streaming room, you know, for like, we do the main streams in the streaming on our office, we do the webcam streams, but the daily streams, or, you know, the smaller, I mean, we do like three days a week, in that room,

is so, whoever goes two, three people's stream in there and then we can work in the main room. But that's worked out great for Gavin and I to shoot our two-person videos, like play pals or let's watch whoever announced on off topic, we're doing a whole week of outlast since we never played it. We are super excited about that.

We beat the entire game and we filmed it all in that room and it's great because we can just go in there and do whatever we want and then the other room can keep recording or not record while we do all the work. That's fine. Um, yeah. So, we've been killing that room as much as humanly possible. Which is great to me because it seems like lately

with achievement hunter. It seems like there's been discussions about recording more than there's been actual recordings. Like there's always this philosophy of like, when can you record? I went in there today. I went in there today. Yeah, I walked into the day I got,

hey, how's it go? What's a typical Monday like for you guys? I get hammered with right away. Well, first of all, we got to try to get everybody in the room at the same time. It's like, I was like, I'm leaving. Yeah, it's like, I don't know if I can have that conversation anymore.

Monday's the day of meetings, typically, for most. Yeah, I was trying to do a vlog where I was walking around and like just seeing what everybody does on a typical Monday. Oh, that's why you want us to come and film our with us. Well, I just want to see if you guys are already shooting it and you guys have already shot it, but it's a lot of meetings basically. So, you know, Monday is our day when we have all of our meetings. Any Monday where we can do like four or five videos is a productive Monday. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, usually we're lucky to get A'Wu in two other videos just because it starts slow

and we gotta figure out who's in town and who's in the bathroom. I don't know, sir. A lot of equipment is set unattended for two days, which means it's broken. Like something's been unplugged. There's a lot of crap that we gotta put back to ya. Maybe somebody kicked a desk in half.

Maybe somebody had happened. Something happened. You know what I mean? You know, things happen. It's not what happened. You know what I mean? You know, things happen. It's shocking how the smallest thing will completely fuck us. You know, we're like, where's this thing? I had this thing right here.

Where is it? And someone's like, oh, I don't know. Oh, nobody knows. Nobody knows the rules. Technically left. Technical problems are one of the worst problems. Technical problems and just people taking shit and not putting it back. Dude, when we had one capture station at the whole company, it was basically used

to capture footage for Red versus Blue. And then when we needed to capture something else, we would just like, I would get up from my desk and someone else would sit down and capture there. Every time I sat down at my desk to start a project, I had to do 30 minutes troubleshooting. Because somebody else had just come in and completely rearranged every fucking cable.

And it's like, get the person, I'd say, it's only five of us. I'm like, why did you do this? I was just trying something out. It's like, what were you trying? You was trying to come up with a way to like plug the audio into the video? What was, what were you trying to do?

If you don't lock stuff away, it gets ruined. Today, we went in there, right? So that was what he was mentioning, we were gonna save shit, cause that room is not our main desk. So if we record something in that side office, and then we leave, and I don't put it on space or back it up somewhere, it's just in there by itself for anyone to come and kill or delete or shoot into the sun Trevor. Trevor did it. But today,

today, walk in, you know, like I said, Gavin and I have been using the crap out of that room and everything's set up. There's two monitors in there. So one screen is for the gameplay, and then we put all the capture and stuff on the other screen, so you can monitor it while you're doing. You only have audacity in the face cams and everything. It sounds like a great system. How could it fail? I fucking walk in today, I open a gaming steam,

it's on the right screen. I was like, why? Why is this? But the problem is all the desktop icons are on the right screen. So I have a blank desktop on the left screen. That's worthless to me. And the gameplay is on the right screen. And it's already, however, it's still set up to capture the left screen.

So it's like, cool, I could record the desktop. So I go in there and I was like, Trevor, you know why this is like that? And he's like, oh, I don't know, man, I came in here and it was all like that. Somebody fucked it up. I'm like, who? Who? Why wasn't it put back? Name names. I don't know, man, I came in here and it was all like that, somebody fucked it up. I'm like, who? Who, why wasn't it put back? Name names. I don't know, yeah.

I don't know, that's got all weird. Like, what does that mean? They didn't just happen, it didn't just completely swap. You know what the most amazing thing about Let's Play Live is to me is the fact how all of those events have gone off without a major hitch. Like, I literally sometimes will start checking comments when it's live and I'm like,

you know, waiting for the moment of like, yeah, there's been a three hour delay. I assume every single one will be a colossal failure. It's incredible that it hasn't just been technical. I think tiny little glitches on each one. Yeah, this one that just passed, we started with GTA for a heist and my screen wasn't on the screen.

So I was playing, I could see it see it's working with you there was nothing being shown yeah so i they had to reboot my machine in the middle of the high-school so that like that ready with the guns ready to steal the stuff and i'm where in the low-dashot waiting to rob it with two thousand people in the theater and then you got a kind of a lot of the some waiting for Gavin to restart his computer whose highest was on stage uh... i mean it was kind of all of our collective right right we're waiting for Gavin to restart his computer whose heist was on stage I mean it was kind of all of our

Collective right Ryan hosted it for less play live. We just come up with one guy spit ball got you But you're not doing like a one of the built-in heist. Do they have those now? No, no, no We would playings to those not heist in that anyway. We did four cuz Liberty City in New York City So they've they've killed like four minutes of time good call waiting for me And I mean this point is like all right in New York City. So they've killed like four minutes of time. Good call. Waiting for me. And at the same time, it's like, oh, I will just go. And as they're leaving, I come running around the corner with like just a pistol because I've just arrived

and I haven't got any weapons. I mean, every, I think every single Let's Play Live, there's been a moment where I go, and this is why we edit, like to the audience. Yeah, we're not fucking around. This is everything you miss. There's a lot of crap that goes wrong. And I would say even for us, it has that moment of,

you know, like, man, I hope people don't start getting wrestles and everything, but, you know, it's not for back on, we're good, we're back into it. Adam Barrett has the worst job ever at Let's Play Live. It's just like, it's just like weeks, like we get out there and have to do the show and hope everything runs right. He has weeks and weeks of like technical planning

and setting everything up. And even us, like we, you know, we have different sets. So like I'm on and I'm off for three things, then I'm back out and then you know, fun house comes in and then couch up, atoms on the stage, all night, every single set. Because he's like constantly just running and resetting computers and stuff like that with Gavin's computer and I'm working. And it's fast. And the biggest stuff you could imagine, like what's on the giant screens, where who is it, what, console, all the way down to, hey, Gavin, are you a chicken or horse in this game? Because I'm gonna put the icon by your name,

but before we started, we were doing the rehearsal, he's like, Michael, you're a chicken? I'm like, whoa, fuck, no, I'm not chicken. And he's like, what? I'm like, I'm horse. I have to be horse. I'm always horse. He's like, Photoshop, drag the little horse over

to Michael's name and move the chicken to my name like tiny things tiny details like that He has deal with that too. It's it's madness It was completely fucked out. So did you guys have a good time? It was fantastic. New York Comic Con that's everything We did around that whole event like it's probably live the booth at the actual convention itself Everything seemed like it was just enormous. I'm actually sorry I couldn't go to New York this week. Normally I don't like really lament missing an event because I've been to so many of them,

but this seemed like a really good one. It was good. My mommy was there. Oh yes, front row. We're in James's parents' there as well. I think maybe you missed that. You know, he didn't say anything about it. I couldn't recognize them.

You didn't even like, hey Mr. and Mrs. Willems. That's not a real last name, right? It's, I've never heard it before in my life. I've never heard Williams. Somebody fucked it up and they're like, just go with it. Yeah, I've never heard that name before. It was like a change to a stage name. Like when writing a screenplay,

so you coming up with names can be one of the hardest things. If I had somebody whose last name was Willem, I'd be like, I'm changing that later. That's for sure. That's a guy in the UK called, please, been out of head too, David Williams. A lot of volumes. But apparently there was so many David Williams,

he was just like, I'll just make it volumes. Did he really? Yeah. So he changed it to an A or a? Yeah. Wow. I mean, I didn't wanna pick a stage name. I'm not sure if he leaked it or changed it to volumes.

Okay. Okay. My name is finally recovering from the summer of Bernie Sanders, where when Bernie was getting big, all of a sudden people were smelling my name with an E because of all like auto correct and everything else, it just came back really hard this last year. And now it's finally turning back to where I don't see

as many misspellings with Bernie with an E. It's, I mean, technically my name is misspelled the way I spell it, right? But by choice. Yeah, you know, it's, because it's based on my last name, Burns. And so when I was trying to figure out how to spell my own name when I was 13, my new name that I had been given by Janine Senior was the woman who named me, I was like, okay,

I'll just do you use a you here. Like at one point, I spelled it EY at the end, B-U-R-N-E-Wild. Yeah. Crazy. This is crazy, Michael. Get ready. Have another beer. You have another beer.

Damn. Let me finish. But then when I didn't realize at the time when I was doing it because this is really pre-internet, it was so important to have a uniquely spellable name. Now when somebody knows how to spell my name, they're not going to find anybody else. And theoretically, it should also be easy for me

to get accounts on social media that they haven't been used. But somebody always registers my name the moment. Oh, absolutely. Fucking drives me crazy. That's it. That's every single video game for us where there's like a clan or like a crew, like GTA, perfect example. So, yeah, the second GTA V, you were able to make a crew, which I believe was before the

game came out because you could do it on the rock star social clubs, you could go online and do it. You know, we always make something like the AH crew or something like that. before the game came out, because you could do it on the Rockstar social clubs, you could go online and do it. We always make something like the AH crew or something like that. And I remember we got to GTA V, somebody had AH crew like two months before we ever tried to make it. They had to achieve it another day at AH.

They had everything. So then we made it fake AH crew, right? Because somebody took it. Then we go to Destiny, somebody took fake AH crew. So our client name in Destiny is not fake AH crew. We just keep adding words to it. Because every time- It would be real not fake age crew. So our client name in Destiny is not fake age crew. Like we just keep adding words to it. Because every time- That would be real not fake age crew.

Yeah, it's like our- Damn, it's us taking that. Well now you told them our abbreviation for Destiny, I love it, it just says fake. I think I'm gonna be playing it so stupid. The best part about it too is somebody will register your name and then they immediately go, the last time I'm using that, sir,

and then they log off forever. Of course. And you contact him, you're like, can you please, can I get this name from you? I'll even buy it from you, no response. Do you know what, it's years of the time. They're not interested. What's, what happened? It's all right, just felt wet, but I didn't spill.

Did you pee? No, you sure? I've been with. I have another stroke. The amount of people, strangers who use my face and description on Tinder and Actually match with people I know in real life fucking unbelievable. What are you serious? So people you know in real life are like swiping on you? If they match with you that how that work. I've never used to I'm pretty sure that's the way that work

Well, I assume they saw my face and thought I'll see what this is what they matched with you to match You bolt up to say oh yeah, yeah, I fucking oh what this is about. We used to be matched with you. To match, you bolt up to say, oh yeah, I'd fuck him. Oh, yeah. Who did it? I should've asked the question first. Who do you match with on Tinder? So yeah, they were like, what is this? I was like, oh my God, yeah, that happens sometimes.

And I'm just thinking, well, the chances. So that's crazy. So there's somebody out there who's got your account, who knows everybody who's after you. Yeah, the other thing, then that to for me a lot is like Twitter. They'll take your picture and not just a picture of you, but they'll grab your current profile picture and make it their profile picture. Then they'll put like their name in their Twitter handle.

And it's like, even if they don't pretend to be you, so many fucking people accidentally follow those people because they think it's you. I almost reply to people that have my friends avatars all the time. Yeah, like, as I see the face, I'm just like, oh, this, I'm not talking to the right person here, it's weird. Holy shit, Gavin, you have 600 followers? Oh, god damn it. What happened?

And it's like Lindsey, perfect, like Lindsey has, her Twitter profile is, I am Lindsey Jones, because Because Lindsay Jones was taken. Sure. But that's a common name. It's a common name. There's a fan that has an account I am Lindsay Jones, except like, with a one or something like that.

And it's like, do you understand the point of I am this person? Do you realize? No, you're not Lindsay Jones. The other one is, it's like, well she's trying to fake that she is, right? Yeah, you're not Lindsey Jones. The other one is, it's like, well she's trying to fake that she is, right? Yeah, no, no, no, because you look at her tweets and it's like, not talking about anything, just talking about like some,

it's gotta be, she's some teenage girl and it's like, that's a troll. Not at all pretending to be them, but it's like, oh, I'm a fan of you, so I'll just make your name my name. Well, I mean, on a larger scale, you look at people like Phil Wharell, the Will Farrell account.

That's got Will Farrell's face on it. And it's like, it's the DeVio, it's like, I'm not Will Farrell, but like, now that's that person's account. And I think that account has like three million followers or something ridiculous like that. And it's like, not associated with Will Farrell. It's like, didn't don't name the fucking thing after him.

What are you doing? Is it like a fan account? It's just a silly comedian account. It doesn't really have anything. Just somebody wanted to make an account on Twitter. They named it after we're like, I get parody accounts, but when you just make it the same for no reason, it's just baffling.

I gotta understand it. Well, this one definitely seems intentionally confusing. Is that not you? Michael Jones. That's I am Lindsey Jones is a picture of Michael. And I think it's I am Lindsey Jones, but the name says Michael Jones, and it's a picture of me.

Like what the fuck is wrong with you? What is the point of that? What does it annoy you so much? It's so weird, that's weird. It's just weird. I wouldn't find that annoying. It's annoying if like there are so many people on the internet that glance at something for five seconds

and how many people follow that person because they think it's somebody else. That annoys me. Like, perfect example with the Lindsey Jones Twitter account. They were tweeting, I don't know how long ago we could go or something like that. They're like, oh, it's my birthday today. I saw so many fucking replies.

They're like, no, it's not your birthday because they thought so many fucking replies. They're like, no, it's not your birthday. Cause they thought it was Lindsey. It's like they think they're following Lindsey. But even when the person says today is my birthday, they're not like, oh my God, that's, oh, I'm following the wrong person. They're like, oh, you're crazy. So Phil Wharell, which has a picture of Will Ferrell

as the account, it has 2.8 million followers. That's a huge Twitter account. The first thing it says, I am not Wolfarel. This is a parody account. What does a parody mean? Not in any way affiliated with the actor, Wolfarel. Wolfarel has a Twitter account. He has four hundred thousand followers.

She has less followers by a magnitude of like three or four than this parody account does. So, it's way more than that. He's got like eight times less followers than this dude. It's so crazy. Yeah. Is he allowed to come and do that at some point? And like, it's so funny too,

because there's another account called, at its will Ferrell. And the name of the account is, this is not will Ferrell. It's just, I don't get it. Why did you name your account? It's will Ferrell. I like the idea of will Ferrell being able to actually come and do that.

Take the three million subs, well, three million followers, and see if anyone unfollows him. He's like, oh, I don't want to follow. Actually, Will Ferrell. I want to follow this dude. The parody dude. Yeah, it was way funnier than Will Ferrell.

But it's like, I don't know, like, who's that guy that wakes up every day and runs that account? Like, who is that guy? It's like, and he has to go to dinner parties and go, oh, I run the Twitter account that's not Will Ferrell's account. It's like, but it's me saying that it's Will Ferrell, but it's not me also saying that it's not Will Ferrell. People are very clear.

And someone goes, oh, I love your work. It's great. It's great. It's a huge hit in you. I mean, huge Phil, Phil, where will you be? I mean, it's crazy. What kind of satisfaction do you get in life out of that? You know what I mean?

I mean, sponsorship, probably. You probably can't get sponsored. The other thing I wish you could's crazy. Like, what kind of satisfaction do you get in life out of that? You know what I mean? I mean, sponsorship, probably. You probably can't get sponsored. The other thing I wish you could fucking do on Twitter, we got where I'm at Twitter right now, how this happened. Everyone just changed the verified accounts. PewDiePie unverified himself. I was like, why the fuck did you do that? It was kind of funny.

I totally get it now because there's a whole new rash of verified accounts that are going out of their way to get verified for specific reasons. And they just follow you all day long. I get followed all day long by these verified accounts. They look down the verified list and follow every one of them. In order probably, I'm probably lower than PewDiePie on their list because I have way less followers than PewDiePie does. But now I'm in this like zone where it's like two or three notifications on my phone a day like, oh hey, you know, dog show Kansas followed you. It's like, okay, what's this?

And I also go to their account and I see they follow like 20, followed you. It's like, okay, what's this? And I also go to their account and I see, they follow like 20,000 people. It's like an account that follows more than three or 4,000 people is not a real account. So it's like, they're just doing that to pump up the number so people will follow them back. And they do that so that they can hopefully get sponsorship from brands or something like that.

I guess I've never been approached to get a sponsorship on a tweet, you know, before. I don I've never been approached to get a sponsorship on a tweet before. I don't know why, what? What the number of followers, or people you can follow and actually maintain. Like I have 200 and something and that's like way too much. I get like 800. And I think 400 are muted.

I do like friendship follow. See I don't mute anybody. I follow people's unfollow you. I follow people so they follow. See, I don't mute anybody. I just unfollow you. I follow people so they can DM me. I don't actually look at my feed. I see that. I look at my notifications. A lot of people, I don't have like any alerts.

The only alerts I have is DM. So a lot of people will go, and people that I follow will be like, you see my tweet today? I'm like, oh, no, I didn't see it. And they're like, well, you follow me. It's like, right, but I only use Twitter when I'm bored or like, I have time to kill. I'll take my phone out.

Oh, it'll be like seven hours ago. I'll pop it, you know, like refresh it, and then I'll scroll through it. And if I see anything on there, I'll reply to it. But sometimes I don't look at it for like three days. Yeah, if I tweet more than three times a day, I'm in an airplane. Yeah, always.

It's like, that is like when I'm in an airplane and I'm bored, I get on Twitter. Yeah, or an Uber, probably for me. Which I? Or an Uber. Or an Uber, you tweet and ubers? Yeah. I try to, taking u probably for me. What's that? Or on Uber. Or on Uber you tweetin' Uber's? Yeah.

I try to take Uber's to me is like such a luxury that I can just. Good for a client to stuff. Yeah, because it's like I don't have to drive. I mean you guys usually are like the rider in your cars, but it's so nice when you're in a car and you can actually do other stuff. Yeah, it drives.

It's a great. I almost institute it. So why'd you show me my entire life and not drive it? I'm still shitting on you. You should learn to drive. I mean, you should learn to drive it. That's'd you show me my entire life and not driving? I'm still shooting on you. You should learn to drive. You should learn to drive. That's okay because Meg hit her head and he's gonna get a license to drive her around. Right. I heard about that. I heard about that. I was out of town. Oh, you're out of town. What? Three months? By the time I came back and was like back for an extended period, she could drive again.

Oh, is that right? Yeah. Just say you didn't do it. I didn't do it. I wasn't here. I don't believe it. Oh, let me get a license while I'm in LA. What would I do that? For months, you were gone for months in a row. Don't ever ever see what I was done for ages. I don't believe you were gone for three months though. Even ages.

Look at the tape. Oh, okay. Where's the tape? Look at the tape. Fucking hashtag gavtapes. You guys have some impressive hair going on, I've noticed. Did you guys not get pulled up on stage and get your head shaved?

It lets play live. Oh no, I'm actually gonna get haircut. I was gonna do it today, but I didn't, because of this, and then I'll probably do it tomorrow morning. You knew haircut? I'm about to be on camera a lot. France next week, yeah.

You gotta do it. So you wanna do it like a couple days before that does. So you have time to get over like the newly shaggy. Yeah, look, you know, you're totally right. You need to just cut your hair like three days before whatever it is that you're going to I like to get away with only having two hair cuts here But that leaves you with like a month of crap and then maybe two months of good hair Yeah, and then three months of just shaggy dog Look at that beard though. You could grow that beard out pretty fast, too

Okay He raises how long does it take how long does though. You could grow that beard out pretty fast too. Okay. How long does it take? How long does it take you to grow that beard out? All right. I mean, I just trim it down. I never like get rid of the whole thing. Never get rid of the whole thing? That's not true.

When Meg leaves town for an extended period of time, you shave the whole thing. Well, I mean, down to double. I'm not like, I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get trouble. I'm like a razor. You never use a razor? No, I just like trim it down with the electric. Well, you know, I'm not like. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get trouble. I'm never using like a razor. You never use a razor? No, I just like trim it down with the electric.

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Oh, well, I'll have a beard. That's the guy who wears glasses when he doesn't need them, so. That's true. Yeah. So, if we do it, Ghibbert, are you gonna have a beard in the second laser team then?

Ah, we'll see. Cause that was your big gripe about the first one. That was in my only gripe. Well, you said your big gripe, you can say your only gripe. It was a pretty big gripe. Yeah, I'd like to have a beard. But if you, what? if the movie was your idea and they were like, hey shave your beard

Can you just be like no? We had a director mad hull almost our director He's like he told me cops have to have a clean shave and face. I'm like look at this Yeah, I'll show you cops that don't have a clean shame face look at the entire movie super troopers Nobody has a clean shame face in the whole movie. He's like, yeah, you had to clean James So it was a big debate, but he's our director. I'm right there with you. He said the same thing to me. Yeah, I'm like, well, you're a high school student But I had to shave my face. You did you have like a little Casino's like that's going. I'm good. I wish I could shave my bro. Oh, it's not good. It's it's like 14 year old boy. Yeah, like peach fuzz

That's why I think it's a little good That's why I think it'd be funny for a month. Yeah, you saw me don't do it for a month It looks awful. Yeah, but that's funny. That's funny. Come here now. Actually actually awful I'm a complain that actually because she never she never drives when when oh, it's the best You're being complained to add a little bit. All right, what's the final? No, we can hear you. Just fire back. Just get hot fire back.

Watch out, he spilled, so I might be wet. I spilled it over. Also, he felt like phantom wetness earlier. So that's, and then he spilled right where he felt it. Yeah, I thought I was wet. No, I wasn't in there. No, I wasn't in there. No, I got up and he pointed like,

he's got like a wet spot right near his testicles now. Who doesn't? Man. Am I right? So one of the things that drives me crazy is that I like about Uber is that I can sit in the car and I can do other stuff. Actually, it's like in our relationship,

I feel like I'm the default driver. Like today she went out to the car first. That's sexism. And I came out and she was sitting in the passenger seat. It's your car. I feel like you drive your car. Sure. You drive that car drive your car. Sure. You drive that car all the time.

All the time. Right, but only if you're not driving it because- Right. That's the point. If you're not driving it and I have to take it somewhere then I have to drive it. But it's your car. She's over there guys.

She's over there like this tap tap tap tap. You hear the clicks on the phone like, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. She's just having a really great time. You jealous? I am. I want to institute a no phones in the car. So it's not that you don't want to drive. You just don't want the other person to be in their world.

Yes. You want them to be in your life. You want them to be miserable like you. I can't text and all that stuff. And yet, the times that I offer to drive because he has to do a bunch of stuff, he doesn't say a word to me. I should be.

Because I've got a bunch of stuff I'm doing. Oh, yeah. But you're a stuff that I'm going to point. So do I. The internet. Yeah. The internet's very important. It is. And But you'll stop knowing. So do I, the internet. Yeah. The internet's very important.

It is. And it's a, I have to check all the parody accounts. What's your commute time, Michael? Uh, it's about like 15 minutes. Yeah, I'm like, we're about 15, 20 minutes, depending. And so it's like, that's like, you lost, I've done, you can like knock out like that.

There, it's 10 emails. It's, this will piss you off, because you know, you're doing the driving. There are so many times. Let me get ready. Today, on the way to work I was like all right. We're talking to Lindsay getting the car. She's driving. I'm like all right This is what we got to do today to do to oh, but oh my god. We're here

It was like it was like I Swart of God I looked up when we were in the parking lot. It's great. It's great. It's like teleporting Yeah, it really is yeah, he gets sucked in It's like imagine if you're in a plane, Gavin, and you never have any infliter and taming of any kind. You just imagine if you were in the plane and the pilot came out and said, put, talk to me, put that down. I didn't.

In the scenario though, you're the pilot. I would totally go up and talk to the pilot. Do you think the pilot says that to the co-pilot? Like, hey, hey, get a fuck. You would talk to the pilot, because in the pilot, and it's cool. Nobody thinks the driver of a car is cool. You do?

You told me that one time, it's like, it's really manly to drive a car. Like you were excited about like the prospect of driving a car one day, because girls would be really into you, because that's the high school thing, right? The girls like the older boys with the cars. I think that's what you were 28.

Yeah, I never had that, I never experienced that. I think the's what you were 28. I never had that. I never experienced. I think the point of the older boys with cars is that they're old enough to drive. Yeah. It's a big difference when you're 15 and can't drive a car yet. Once you turn like 1617, who gives a shit? I don't know. I've run going to four to car the moment that's 17. Well, aren't they just happy that it's like, it's probably like the college boys. It has and I don't know that it has to do with a car, although yes, it is pretty cool if you can go parking. If you know what I mean. Take it easy, no matter.

What are you doing? So I've never gone up to an adult man and be like, you got a car, huh? Oh, well, because everyone can do it. Well, is that me? Show it as if you let it ride the passenger seat. I'm like, kind of just like off to do. Undead your whole argument.

You're like drives itself anyway, just text. But no, you won't let me. I would love to be able to do that. But they've actually kind of nerfed the auto steer on the Tesla. They nerfed it? A little bit. Now there's a thing where it'll alert and say,

hey, hold the wheel, hey, hold the wheel. And then in silly says, you don't get auto steer anymore for the rest of this thing, because you didn't hold the wheel for. Really? Seriously? You left it out. You ignored it that Seriously? Wait, why'd you let it go? You ignored it that much? No, it's not that wrong

Can you just turn it off and on again? No, you got to park the car What was Pock though? Turning the car off? Yeah, there's like park is the same as turning it off You really not know what park on a car is? Why me what does the car think Pock is? Probably what you put in park

Right, so what's somebody from doing that and then I'm doing it What does the person have to come to a full stop. Okay, in traffic. Boo, boop, boop. I parked. Is that what? Yeah, but typically you're on the freeway when you get chastised.

Because that would never like be in the city. So here's what you do without my hands on the wall. You get, here's the advice from the guy that doesn't drive. Hot dogs. Get your fans Michael. Hot dogs have capacitive. Why is it?

Is it like a grip? I'm not sure. It's like a little bit of schnudge when you're like when you When you grab the wheel and you give a little all right, that's what you know to the wheel You know, what if you're wearing what if you're wearing like driving gloves or something you would still have to I think it's a little bit of motion. I think it's what I don't know But I feel like as my driver he really should be where Take it easy, take it easy. The other thing to do in America, Gab,

is that teenagers tend to get the shittiest fucking cars. We give the worst drivers on the road. We give them the worst cars. True. Like, actually, she drove over a mountain pass to go to high school every day, like literally over the top of a mountain. And so, I used to up, and like,

I guess like once a year, a kid would go off the edge. I have something, usually they lived. Usually they didn't go far off the mountain. Crazy. But we did have a couple of cases where they didn't. She had two 50 pound bags of rock salt because her shocks were so bad. She had them over the back tires, like hold her car.

Okay, well that was my second car. That one was an upgrade. Was it? My first car was, I got for $200. I had $200 car. It was awesome. It was one of it. It was a 1982 gold Dodge 400 leather roof. The lower bench seats had to put my own boom box in it because nothing worked and I sold that fucker to my cousin. When a blinker went out because we would have had to take the steering, call him off to fix it. How much did, what for a blinker? Yeah! How much did you sell to your cousin for?

I don't know, more than 200 bucks. Profit. Yes, right, you made a profit on your son. You learned. Yeah. How did that? Hey, my cousin knew about the blinker problem. You wanted to make a profit off your cousin? Yeah. Sure. Done. Absolutely. It's a business man. 100%. Everything was so good. Actually, my cousin drove it for years after that too

Sorry, I don't tell you drove off a cliff Really I see and not one of the ones that survived I just move my mouth my my mic away from my mouth to I'm I'm mad into actually my because hard as I could so probably deaf in the couple is that what you know the most then Driving and almost never argue Would you agree with that? What are making a face? What do we argue as that true or not? Should we I mean yes, what was the last argument that we had? Big argument yeah When we got eliminated from amazing race and that's when we both threw our tantrums

We we as we got off camera. We were like, the second they were like, all right, get out of here, we're like, I'm so mad and then fought for six hours. But you were in it together. No, we were great, the entire time. You have to have that like that like pressure release. I'll just shouting at someone and being unreasonable for a little while and we didn't let that happen the entire race so the second it was done,

we were like, I hate you. No, we said that. And in fact, you be fair, I believe my end of the argument was, hey, can you stop fucking bitching about this? I think literally that was my, because she was like, I'm an hour straight of complaining. He was really mad that I was upset

that we got eliminated. It was a weird fucking fight. Well, the thing is, it was like, you were like, you were in a weird space. Like you were saying, yeah, I was. I had just been eliminated and come in and go fucking China in the rain after running around like an asshole for an hour.

That was my fault. That was my fault. The running around for an hour was my fault. At least you were both around. We ran together. We were both. Literally, as a couple, if our only argument like the last four years

It is a time where we're eliminated from the network reality show. I think we're doing it. I think we're okay I'm so I'm worried that we don't argue enough. Uh-oh. Do you and Lindsay are you well? The promise I don't get make-up set if we don't fight today Sitting there, you know where it work. I know three two three three o'clock again alert on my phone three, two, three o'clock. I get an alert on my phone, Verizon. It's like, hey, you use 90% of your data this month. We have 10 gigs a month, and our plan resets in the 25th.

So we're exactly halfway through the month. And I'm like, how the fuck do we have 10%? Let's open the app. Oh, she used 8.9 gigs. And I just like walk up to her and I just hold her phone. I'm like, what the fuck is this? How? How? How like how? Jeff's how do you do it?

And she's like we'll talk later. I was like we'll talk later What did you do at New York Comic Con like like just turn on YouTube hit play and then put your phone in your pocket the entire time You were there. I don't get it. We live in a world and we work at a place where there's Wi-Fi everywhere. We go from our house to work and that's the only time we don't have Wi-Fi. Most convention centers, how even hotels, they have Wi-Fi. Why?

Why? So, the cellula, Deya. I watch your videos. You're a fucking suckling. I watch your videos for so long. She probably does. Yeah, well, yeah, but yours is unlimited. I have unlimited, so.

You keep bragging about your shitty grandfather on the mid-point. Yeah, isn't it like more expensive than not? It's more expensive they throttle you and also they are unlimited plans on AT&T. Let me think I thought and they throttle you much higher. You got it. You got it. You got it. Accent thing. Tori's probably being weird. Anyway you're on the wrong plan. My plan's fine. I don't get that fucking message. I get that message for literally every other person in my family. I get it for her all the time. I go out constantly. Do you have every like, account?

Data hose. Every time what is it to is like, maybe you should get more data. I'm like, maybe you should stop using so much. How about that? That's why I like it. It's just gonna get worse if I give you more data. Then you'll blow 12, then you blow 15. Get a hold of yourself. I just like the red bomb. He just likes filling it. I had used 23 gigs. That's insane.

I had like five days. That is fucking insane. Because I'm a limb, I'm never gonna wi-fi. I think wi-fi is fucking slower than LTE. I swear it is sometimes. It is. It is sometimes. That's totally right.

I mean, I will drop off wi-fi to get a big hit. I'll drop it off. If I'm like trying to refresh a website or something and it's pissing me off or I'm trying to use an app, like a, you know, American Airlines or something or trying to check my flight and it's running slow, I'll use it. I've never turned it off to watch a video.

Like, I'm gonna watch a movie. Get that Wi-Fi out of here. That's crazy. That's why I like about me and Tony is that we didn't share anything. So there's no arguments to be had about stuff. You have your own data? Oh, you have, you, not in your house though. You guys use the same connection and Tony, is that we don't share anything. So there's no arguments to be had about. You have your own data? Oh, you have, you, not in your house though,

you guys use the same connection and like, you don't have your own TVs. Are in TVs, yeah. You have your own TVs, like what, you don't share anything? There's two TVs in their bedroom. And there's a wall in the middle of it. Yeah, do you guys have separate bedrooms? No. I love Lucy Benson.

I mean, we don't share stuff that costs money. Like, she can't spend my money by being a lunatic and watching videos on Celia. She can run up your electric bill. It's true. Do you make a great debty see? No, I pay that. You pay the electric, right?

Well, that's my house. I mean, I know, I'm just asking. I'm not throwing accusations or anything. So do you walk around going, hey, turny, would you shut up the lights? I've done that before. Not mean, usually if she's going out of town And I'll be like you left all the lights on upstairs. Oh, that sounds rough

I'm looking at this right now. I'm your lights LED So just cuz it's like a cost-efficient bulb you don't want to leave it on the all night Yeah, so if Meg leaves the light leaves the light on when she's out of town, I mean, she leaves the lights on seven days a week. Because as far as I know, Meg is like, she's out of town constantly now. Yeah, that's another reason why we never fight is that you have to be near someone to fight with her.

That's not true. What percentage of the time you fight over text over the phone? Okay, well, she's bit, well, okay. Tonight, she gets back from New York. Tomorrow I leave for Vegas. She gets her part a lot. Yeah. She gets back when?

Tonight. She gets everyone night together. Yeah, yeah. But, that sounds awesome. Duns in town. Fuck Dan. Get Dan out of there. Just send Dan to a bar.

He'll find another place to send him back. Dan, in fact, in fact, Dan is at your house waiting for Meg to come home That's true because you were talking to before you're like I'll tell Tony Just and you know so she doesn't walk in with you and your dick out sucks Sucks when your dad's hanging around when you want to like That likes to get his bulls out a lot just out yeah he just his balls

or yeah he did have thing where he took pictures of him putting his balls on my stuff you know it's so we're in like Meg's dough with that before because she's workplaces were like she talked about a guy that would get his balls out on a regular basis at work I'm like that's that's fucking crazy I was at the office when he pulled out his testicles and smear them on the window It was hilarious. That's fucking lunacy. I will say that I feel like you see but I'd to be a fair Jeff and I have both done that to you. Yeah, you get your balls out and put them on Gavin. No Jeff put them on him Yeah, well Michael likes if Jeff does something to me Michael likes to get it on it

It's fine if Jeff thought something Michael threw a few my way Jeff batwinged me so he he stretched out his scrotal skin. This was batwing. Well, it's when you pull your scrotum out, you stretch it. If you grab the skinny, you stretch it out. So this is great. This was when he was in batwing. And he was in batwing.

This is when we were in your office now, like in stage five. You know, there's the door leading to the room that was Gavin's office. So I'm having a phone call. There was a glass window on it. Yeah, I sit next to the room. Right, so Gavin was,

well, you were on a conference call. I said, he was annoyed because I wasn't gonna be in a video. Well, all the video was gonna start like, because that important call. So Jeff, obviously haven't had a few. Woulda, obviously. Of course. It's a way to either like, bash on the door or like fling stuff into me or like guess testicles out

And then at one point after I was like this is important cool Get off me with your scrotum then Michael and Jeff first that he went in and he was trying to like attack you with a scrotum And you like literally Gavin like shoved them like Gavin is super non-confrontational He'll just leave he'll walk away But he he couldn't go anywhere. I was in the call I was it was a storyboard thing so I was like looking like Gavin's like violently shoving him out of the door. He shoves him out and he closes the door So then Jeff starts putting his balls on the glass Like batwinging Gavin and he's like, God stop. I think we waited to you were done with the call

I don't I don't remember because because there was no testicles on like video, but he walked in afterwards, you're sitting in your chair at your desk and he was on your left and I was on your right and he bat-winged you and you were looking and you're like, oh, and you turn your right and then I hit you on the right and you're like, oh, and you're just going like this in between us. And now, I do, how's the workplace?

Now I do slim at home. Yeah, I don't blame you. I have a home office for that. I know where you live. You lost your privileges. What can girls even do? That's an equivalent of that. I mean, it's like you can't go like getting your tits out

at them because that's not a punishment for anybody. Well, yeah, you do. Do you have to like just like walk up and snail trails? I don't know. I don't know. I don't see. I don't know because most girls are like, into that shit.

Oh, check this out. Look at this. Touch this. Push that. Did you guys see the sequel to Neighbors, the Seth Rogen Fratt movie? Yeah, I can't remember. Did you see that?

I saw a part of it and then I went on the treadmill and left you because I wanted to watch the full thing. Yeah, the bit where you're in the car? No, there's a bit where they like, their house is getting pelting with stuff and it turns out it's used tampons, and they're throwing them at the windows and everything. And Zach Efron's like, that was fucking hilarious.

Where'd you get the fake blood? And what's in it, Chloe? Uh, Chloe Grace Merritt. Grace Merritt. Yeah, she's like, this, what fake blood? What are you talking about? He's like, what's wrong with you people? Yeah.

What happened to you? There's this thing that Lindsay always, like it's one of the oldest stories I remember her talking about. I think it was this thing that Lindsay always, like it's one of the oldest stories I remember who're talking about. I think it was a video that she saw, but it was two girls getting into like a fight. There's like hair pulling grabbing, and one girl pulled out her tampon,

and just started hitting the other girl with it. Holy shit. In the fight. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, no equivalent for that for guys. Wild. Yeah.

But you want to get your dick out and start beating on like, I'm in a fight with it. Not like in an, yeah, like, like, I'm a cool one for that for guys wild. Yeah, but you want to get your dick out and start beating on like, I know fight with this. Not like in an, yeah, like, like, I'm gonna take this. I mean, I'm like, just imagine all the possibilities for war paint though. Oh my god. You got your own supply. Jesus.

Yikes. I think they would attract bugs. I'm sure it would. It would, you know, I heard that that, they actually used to use period blood for, you know, we can just stop this. No, they used it for it. You brought it up. I'm your deep ear.

I believe it was an Aboriginal medicinal thing. They'd use it to try to disinfect wounds. Really? I read that in a book called Walk About. Walk About the book. Yes. The, I learned a trick recently, I think it was Josh Flanagan told me that there's an urban legend that apparently

does actually work where soldiers in the field will eat the heads of matches to ward off mosquitoes. And if you do that for a certain amount of time, people who actually come back to the US, they don't get bitten by mosquitoes if they're in the military because they ate so many match heads. Is that why you eat match heads now? I don't, do I matchettes. No, but I would cuz I fucking hate mosquitoes now when they what is the correlation there to what the sulfur I guess the change your getting bit by mosquito

I think why am I telling this fuck? What do you mean? I don't know they eating matchettes part. I think the sulfur like it emanates from your pores in the Mosquitoes like nah interesting interesting dude I got this thing now I know what the fucking deal is where mosquitoes bite me on the top of my feet Yeah, I've had that it's like it's like the skin is like razor thin there It's like probably skin and really hot pot of you Which is I think it's easy access to those I think it's hot tops your feet. Oh, yeah No, I'm tired. Especially's feet are disgusting. All those

meditarious. They're gross as shit. Fein general are very utilitarian. No, you're one's got like fucked up. I never was because you like people break their toes all the time, don't they? Yeah. Yeah. There's like nothing you can do about it. Ingrown toes. I think a pinky toe over time is doomed to fail. Like it gets jammed to the shoe so much like a pinky toe is eventually just doomed to fail. Like, it gets jammed to the shoe so much, like a pinky toe is eventually just gonna like curve in or get messed up.

My feet towards the outer toes are all just like curled under. What do you mean? What? Like under each other or in? No, they just like, it's like they've just kind of gone around and like this, I think. They were like, you popped back. Oh wow.

I wish cause then like a group all kind of spread to the inside. And hang up, say, hang up. It's like, I'm gonna be fucking radical. Hang up Saturday. My, my, my radical. My pinky toe is almost like completely under my other toe. See pinky toe is a doom to fail. You know what I mean?

It's fine though. It's fine. My pinky toe is just next to the other toe. No, mine, mine definitely like, if it was your hand, it's kind of like behind it like a little bit like that. It's average to go 49 years, you should have a safety. His name is Ronnie Lot. And he kept breaking his pinky finger on his hand.

He broke it like a number of times. And he went to the doctor and they're like, yeah, you broke it again. We're gonna split it for a few weeks. He goes, cut it off. Forget rid of it. Cut off his finger. Cause he did what he didn't want to deal with breaking it off.

Take a picture the other way. Did he immediately start breaking his ring finger? Yeah, I know, right? That's an up point. He's working his way down the line. We have not careful. Don't cut your fingers off. He ends up with just like a stump hit

because he keeps cutting everything off. Wouldn't that have felt like your ability to grip? Yeah, I would think so. I didn't see all that well thought out. That's okay, they just traded them to the Jets. Hey, am I right, Michael? Yeah. Oh.

What's he loses this finger? Sports. Yeah. You're not a Jets fan, you need to grow up around there, be it a jet-spanner, anything? Giants. I don't give a crap, but my father. Well, they were the new Jersey Giants, right?

They're New York Giants, but they're based in New Jersey. Yeah, they're like, they're Stedolans in New Jersey. Yeah. Growing up was the odd dad annoyed that you weren't in sports. Not adding care. Was one of your other brothers in sports? Not really, my oldest brother a little bit.

Not really. Like, I'd go, I watched football with my dad, and oldest brother a little bit, not really. Like I'd go, I watched football with my dad and I went to a few games with him. Um, I don't really, you know, it was fun to go. I went to a couple football games, it was fun. I've been the giant stadium, you know, but he watched it like religiously every single week, but he was, even he was like a giant span. He didn't watch anybody else, he didn't give a shit if everybody else was playing. He would just watch that. But he didn't give a shit if anybody else was playing. He would just watch that.

But he didn't watch baseball and watch anything except for football. My oldest brother was a big hockey fan because he played hockey when he was a teenager. I'm amazed at my friends from college who still go ape shit and go to every fucking long horns game and everything. It's been like 15, 20 years.

It's like what's gonna happen in a football game at this point? I love sports too, but I feel like I've seen every iteration. It's like, oh shit, the team was losing, and then they didn't lose, that's fucking amazing. I think Lindsey said in her four years at UT, she never went to a single game.

Dude, it's a lot of fun. But I mean, I did it for like seven fucking years, and then it's like, okay, that's enough. You took me to my first UT game, and one, we went to a tailgate and that was your friends from college and then we left halfway through the game because all the people in the crowd just spent all the time hating UT. It was really weird.

Weird fans. They just went to like hate their own team. Football. Can I tell you what we went in the middle of the night to go watch this rugby game? Oh yeah. I said we're going to go watch this rugby game. This is a big championship. From, she's from Australia, she lived it for a while.

We're gonna go out and I found this bar. We're gonna go out in the middle of the night and go to this fucking rugby game, this big championship, national championship. And we're on, I think we're on our way to the bar. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah, this will be really cool. I didn't watch a rugby game. She goes, yeah, it's really cool.

I used to date the captain of one of the national teams who's gonna be playing them. I'm like, we're going home. I'm like, I'm like, we went back to the house and teams who's gonna be playing them like we're going home I'm not gonna fucking watch this guy play you turn around. I forget what it was it was like the plan I'm gonna hand it up somewhere else the plan spell through let's put it that way because you decided I think it might be over dramaticizing the fact that we were on our way there at the time I think I found that out like three or four days before he knows like all right Let's just delete that from the calendar Let's not do that you'll scramble for other stuff to do that night and the fact that we were on our way there at the time. I think I found that out in like three or four days before he and I was like, all right.

Let's just delete that from the calendar. Let's not do that. You'll scramble for other stuff to do that night. So I wanna talk about the streaming in a second, but before we talk about that, I wanna talk about this restaurant that we went to. Gavin is an old man now. We went to a restaurant and Gavin was like,

we had to leave because the restaurant was too loud. We did. It's not that I'm an old man. I never liked loud restaurants. I don't like live music. I'm only yelling at people that I'm with. I don't want to scream at, yeah. We really shouldn't be in Austin.

We really shouldn't. We really should not be here. I've always hated it. The thing is now, I don't, I just don't have the patience for anymore. Like before, I would happily sat through it in time meal where I can't hear anything or say anything. But now, even though we're like, we already ordered drinks, It was like, I mean, we're gonna pay for the drinks and let's leave.

Michael, I had to pin you a lot of. Yeah? I feel like part of that though, is that we're adults now and we like the people that we're having dinner with. Yeah. And we'd like to be able to hear them and not just hear ourselves.

Yeah, I don't have to spit on someone. Basically, fuck you. I'm always spitting on people. When I'm yelling at them, I'm like, I'm convinced I'm like, oh, it happens. It'll flex when you go. Yeah. Yeah, it happens. I'm laying in somebody's mouthitting on people when I'm yelling at them. I'm like convinced I'm like little What happens? Little flex when you go.

Yeah, like the most. It happens. Playing in somebody's mouth, too. That's the worst. I try not to go in their mouth. That's just like long distance kissing really. That's like a three pointer kiss. That's what that is. No other solution though for a loud restaurant is.

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So, God, what a nightmare. When is he getting his own place? That's a great question. You do? Two people? Oh, I gotta eat. I have to feed Andy too. Oh, God. What a nightmare. When is he getting his own place? It's a great question. Does Andy have his own car? Yeah. Get fucked.

Does Andy make you want to have kids more or less? It's irrelevant. I don't... Everyone's to what Andy likes. He's like seven-year-old. He is. Dude, he's been living on my house like seven months already. Is that true? Yeah. that's a long time.

It's a long time. I think he's been there since March or April. But it's great having the house, because it's just like- Still you can never have your kid off. Fuck off. Well, I mean, in my bedroom, I can. Right, but if you can't walk around the entire house naked to stake your claim, is it really your house?

Yes, I pay the goddamn price. I pay my brother. I can't say walk around naked. Yeah, I mean, I price. I meant brother, I said walk around naked. Yeah, I mean I could, I prefer not to, but it is nice when he's gone, the nudity increases. If he's like home for the weekend or something like that, but look at how good I'll zoom. This one, she gets home, it's like a close explosion.

Yep, it's like, same thing when Lindsay. It's just like, hit that door. It's like, hit that door. Shreele the clothes wherever she's going. I must have been every night at that hotel. It's amazing, like 20 seconds and there's like, oh yeah, there's like, oh yeah. There's nothing as good for a lady.

Is it taking up that? We like you a whole bunch and you do some very nice things to us. But there's nothing as nice as taking off your bra. Yeah, it's nice to take off your bra. I'm fine with it. I would agree.

That's also for guys. It's pretty cool. It's awesome. I mean, it's impressive. Where you walk in the door. It's like, oh, and you're nude. What? Yeah. It's like, it's impressive. Where you walk in the door, it's like, oh, and you're nude, what? Yeah, bush, yeah.

It's like, it's like, everything goes off. And for me, I see, as you said, you did not put all your clothes in a pile yet, like it's there and there and there and there. Did you have to like fling it in every direction? Like Gavin just saying, we were in, how was the bra before the shirt too? It's like in the pile here.

Like, I don't make any sense. Doesn't make any sense. He's out of order. The jacket is last. We, Lindsey was at New York Comic Con, and I came in a town for less-by-lives. She was there on Wednesday, I got there on Friday, but they were like right next to each other. So we, I would just stay in her hotel room.

So I didn't have to check in, I get there. And there's a pretty small room. I walk in, literally every single fucking inch of the floor is covered with clothes. And I'm just like, why? Every time, every time we travel, I should like, I should like post, I do catalog it. I take a picture of my suitcase after like two days.

Up and find whatever day one, whatever. But after you've been somewhere for like two or three days, I'll have my suitcase open, all my clean clothes in it, all my dirty clothes, and a neat pile right next to the suitcase. Lindsay, it's like fucking chaos. It's just like, you packed the bag, you folded everything when you packed it, we got to the hotel and then you went like this

and this threw it all over the room. It's like, where's that one thing I need? The bathroom's huge. It's insane. It's insane. The amount of stuff that Ashley can set up in the bathroom, it's almost like she brings her cosmetics bag into the bathroom. And instead of unpacking it, she just like pulls the pin on a hand grenade,

puts it in and just leaves the room and it's just boom, everything's everywhere. There's like stuff like make up in the shower. It's like, what's purpose of this? That it's in there. I feel like you know that thing when thing when you time lapse the changing the set and it happened too fast. If you were to time lapse the room, it would also be too fast. You wouldn't get the detail of stuff in it. It'd be like a 42nd time watch. It'd be like, everything's out already. And here's the crazy thing is, she unpacks everything,

she puts stuff everywhere, she never forgets anything in a hotel room. I forget stuff constantly. It doesn't look like a system. It's one of those things where it's like, I know exactly what this pile is. Constantly. You know what I'm telling? I'm such a pretty good. It doesn't look like a system. It's one of those things where it's like, I know exactly what this pile is. If you can ask me to find something,

and I'll be like, I know where that is. And I will go and I'll get under three layers of something and I will find that fucking thing. I know exactly where it is. And I guess if you have to repack the entire suitcase, you can't forget anything. Because you're literally dealing with everything. If you're just packing stuff from stuff you remember you might

Something it raises me when I look when you're walking on the hallway and you kind of look into other people's hotel rooms And it's a fucking nightmare like what people do in hotels like there's always bottles everywhere and just food and all the stuff Just like tons of stuff. It's like I couldn't be in a hotel room with all that stuff around me all the time Would you try me fucking crazy? It's wild what people leave for the room service. It is crazy. I am so anal. We just went to the hotel and there was, I had a few days of worth of food and stuff, but it's like,

You leave your anal stuff for the hotel room to clean up? Yes. I provide the anal for them so they don't have to worry about it. But it's like, I had every single piece of garbage. I had like, I bag everything, I put it on the garbage can. Literally the only thing that was left in the room when I walked out was a plastic container

from a cheeseburger, because it was too big to fit in the garbage can. And I took out a tray table, put the tray table on the bed and put that on there. Like, please dispose of this. But everything else was smashed into one garbage can. Like, I'm so sorry, please come in my room and take this garbage.

That's it. I can't, I can't fathom people that just leave shit everywhere. Even bottles, you know, we, Lindsey, Barbara and I went to Germany for Kanichi a couple of weeks ago. And the staff from Kenichi, they gave us like beer, like October Fest Beer in our room. It was awesome.

And they left us like two six packs because Lindsey and I were in the same room. So we plowed through like eight or nine of those. And every day, we had six packs. Every day, every time we had one or two, I literally rinsed them out like three times, washed it all down the drain, and then I put all the beer bottles back in the like,

six pack thing, and we'll just leave it there for them. So all I gotta do is come and take it. There's not beer everywhere, it doesn't stink. There's no drags in the bottom, it's like just fucking wash it out. Like they're already coming in your room and taking all your garbage away, clean it up. I hate the idea of like, it's fucking leave it everywhere. They, they're already coming in your room and taking all your garbage away. Clean it up. I hate the idea of like,

it's fucking leaving everywhere. They'll do it. It's wild. It's clean up after yourself. You're probably the dream customer of anyone who works in a hotel. I would imagine, and I always tip the room service, which people don't do.

It's usually included. Usually says on the thing. Tip. That's extra tip. I made a classic mistake. I let Ashley and I got a guy thing that now she knows about. Like she talks about the underwire where women just like to take their bra off and let loose. I explained to her how when you have to adjust downstairs sometimes there's a lot of different

ways you can go by doing that. And like last resort is usually by hand. Right. It's usually last resort. Like hand on penis and pesto coos. And sometimes you can just do it by taking like a wide step or like step a little bit to your right if you hang the right.

The flight plate tectonics. Exactly. So you just like step that. So she calls me on it every time in public now when she sees me taking a weird step. She's like, you took a weird step. I don't know if you can see someone go like, and then like side step and continue on like,

I know exactly what just happened. Like your balls are unstuck. That's how close we are. They get mashed up. That's the bat wing thing too. Is the bat wing is like, it's a good bat wing, that thin bat wing stuck to your legs, what it is. That's why the guys want shave all out there,

it's like the whole bat wing thing. You don't, you don't feel like a brillo pad. No. It seems like a rough area to shave. I mostly just heard the guys waxing there because that's what fucking is Santa? That's way worse. You want to know about how guys wax? It's like an egg too where they get this hardened wax, so it hardens up and they just crack it like an egg.

Bullshit! What are you on about? No, you have a locker room talk. You ask the internet. That's a variety of, it's like you can get like, those back crack and sack come wax. So you're like leaning back and sack wax? Yeah, that's so cool. But so what, you have your knees at your head and you crack in an egg into your gooch?

I mean, this is for guys. I know, that's what guys have it on. No, it goes on in a hard disk. It goes on in a hard disk. It hardens and then you crack... uh... it goes on and i like it it hardens and then you crack it off and it pulls all the hair with it that sounds incredibly painful it's waxing of course it's incredibly so that don't do it here's a thing you know what's worse than general why can't

speak to balls because i've never had my balls done but uh... what's even worse is actually this kind of right here that's the worst part to wax. Because there's no fat to insulate. Where's this? Right here. Just like waxing bone, but like. For me, this hurts worse than getting my cooch done.

What sounds like we get tattoos. Wherever it's like skin in the bone is a nightmare. Or like joints. Like this is fucking awful. Yeah. Right in here. It's all just like, I could even imagine that. I know there's like the back of the arm? Great. Yeah. Right in here. It's all just like, I couldn't even, there's no, there's like the back of the arm? Great.

Yeah. It's just like drawn on paper. It's like, let's a really sweet tattoo on your red arm. What is that? You can give me a continuation. Fuck you. I'm gonna have to say. Wow.

What are you gonna say about the Streamies? What's the, what's no, so I got some comments here. By the way, I want to know in the journal, if there's any story, this is now, we're about half an hour from then, is there anything we started to talk about and then didn't talk about? Because I know that's a hot topic

whenever we finish the podcast. So let me know in the comments on my journal, if there's anything we didn't finish talking about. The audience would like to know, how did Dan feel about not being present when the Streamy was won for Slimo Guys for cinematography. He didn't care.

He didn't care. I can't imagine that would be a discussion you guys would even have. I don't bring Dan over unless we're going to film. Like it's a waste of a flight to not get something out of it, you know? Right. When he's going to award is great. Great promotion, but he's still won the award. Well, I imagine for Dan flying how it.

So what's a direct flight like LA to London 12 hours? Yeah, flying 12 hours for you know two to three hour thing and you really just throw an appearance to the people there. I mean he still can say he won that award that cinematography award. Also, he doesn't know how to. Not like they fed you. What? I didn't feed anybody. No, they gave us full, the streamies, they gave us a full play setting, plates, silver ware, everything, but there was no food. What? There was some cookies.

It was really weird. In the middle on a plate and you could grab a cookie, but you don't need like three saucers for a cookie. It was the illusion of grand banquet. Also, we won the award at the other one which which actually did have food the YouTube space one is that the one where there's no tables though it's just like standing remotely and they bring up on a little stage and it was outside so everyone stepped everyone's sat in like the tiered seating outside yeah which is like ledges but it was actually a lot better than the main awards well we did not win obviously the

channel of the year award because we didn't campaign for it and And we said specifically we weren't going to campaign for it. Barbara said we might tweet about it once. I don't think we even tweeted about it. I think I mentioned it on the podcast that we weren't going to be asking people to vote. We said I had a whole segment of the vlog dedicated to that, talking about how when these things come up, we do actually talk about them. Like do we want to do it or don't we? And I want to make sure that people understand the audience, especially that we really value

their time. And when we ask them to do things, it's not audience, especially that we really value their time. And when we ask them to do things, it's not just, oh, this came up, guys, go do this. Now this came up, now go do that. It's like, we look at stuff and say, is this worth their time? You know, are we asking for too much stuff? And we know we've been like, the big thing this year is we're just trying to people to realize like, all the cool stuff we have in the first program. But then we also have extra life coming up too.

And it's like, that's something that can be like really impactful For what we're doing and 2016 has been a great year with stuff like day five crunch time and let's play live in the documentary series And everything else and laser team was at the start of the year camp camp camp, you know Just a lot of amazing stuff and it would be really cool to like win for you know this year because I think it's been a great year First probably the best year in the history of Rootie the my opinion But at the same time, it's like, we don't have anything going on like laser team casting where that's gonna help us where we say, oh these guys just one channel a year, you should read their script and see if you wanna be

in their movie. We don't really have that, so it didn't seem like it was really all important for us to push for the award. That being said, next year we're gonna push as soon as the thing starts because like sitting in the auditorium is like, maybe we should have tried harder. Yes. We just, it's just a lot of filler.

It's a lot of things for people to vote. It's a weird system as well, because it's one of those things where people can vote like 100 times a day. And in order to vote, you have to tweet. Yes, people are tweeting 100 times in a day. So you're basically getting a bunch of people to spam all of their followers.

So it's basically ruining the internet, which is weird because they didn't say as part of the broadcast, like, oh, there was over eight million tweets about this, which is usually the reason why they do that kind of a thing is because they want to be, you have the big number for how many people tweeted about it. But they didn't do it.

Next year though, we'll push forward. All right, let's do it. I had fun at the awards. It's always nice seeing people that you don't see for everything. Also, I really like the day five cast. I never really saw them before. Yeah.

I love Walker. I love Walker. He's funny as knobs. And they're all really nice. I had fun just chatting to him. How do you zoom the screen in on a Windows machine? I think it's Control plus or Windows plus. Got it. Thank you.

What was it? You nailed it. Thanks. All right. Anything tells you like a Mac. That's what the exact same thing. I honestly, I can't use a Mac. It's like a foreign language to me. Just that one extra instead of Windows, it's the Apple P.

It's whatever it is. The different in-hockeys. It's the Apple key. It's a command, it's whatever it is. Like the difference in hotkey's function. It's the Windows key. Well, Windows uses control as that function. I mean, but it's the same thing. It's just an extra button, right? Yeah, but it's just control C is in a different spot to Apple.

It's true, it's in a different spot. But it's pretty easily identifiable if you look at it. Like, oh, there's the Windows button and there's the Mac button. Yeah. But I get, you know, if you're stuck on one platform, and I had an iPhone for the last three, I guess going on four years,

I had an LG chocolate before that for seven years, and I met you when you had an LG chocolate. I had it in, and here's the insane part, right? You think it's insane that I had an LG chocolate when I started working at Ristartyth, okay? I started working at Ristartyth, August 2011. The insane part is I had that LG chocolate

until January of 2013, while working here. That's fucking this. I had that almost a year and a half and I think about it now and I have no idea how I did that. Like I blow my fucking mind. I mean, the rest of it said iPhone 3's at that point in time or 4's.

Yeah, I guess I'm not gonna be LG chocolate. I got an iPhone 5, it was a 5 or 5s. I guess 5 was the first iPhone I ever got. Crazy. But, you know, I've had that for almost four years now. I'm pretty familiar with it. I like it, I like the iOS. I like how easy it is to use.

I go home, my mother, she's got like an older phone from my brother, but still a smartphone, but it's an Android fucking don't know anything about it. Like I'm like, here I'll figure it out because she never knows what she's doing. She's like, hey, can you set this up for me? Can you do this for me? I grab it and I'm like, I don't know what any of this is. What is this? It's like a totally different language. Yeah, when you don't use it. I will say this though, I got the iPhone 7. I got my iPhone 7. What do you think of it? Plus, which finally came in,

it might be the least upgrade of an upgrade phone that I've ever had. Yeah, but the whole phone shakes. It's for my side identical to the last one. That's what I'm saying. It's like, I don't know why. Did you both have the 6S? Well, so I had a 6 plus, then I broke it,

and I went, when they put out the 6S, I went from a plus to a regular size and I regretted moving down in size. Well I feel like Gavin said that where there's not a lot of features. Take it easy. Going from the S to the seven. But going from the from the six to the seven,

I feel like it's pretty decent jump, waiting the two years. Maybe it's not that much in a year. Like I found myself describing it Gavin a lot of things because I got the you listing features like. And crazy psychotic twist. I got my iPhone 7 before Gavin did

and I fucking glittered about it like for a while as much as humanly possible. Nice. I came back to haunt you with the Gears of War thing, though, didn't it? Yeah, it did. Little karma. But-

Little karma. But I would say 85% of the features like I can do this now. He's like, yeah, success has that. Oh, really? Oh, has that too? Oh, I don't have any of this. I have no idea.

The problem was too is that I upgraded to the new iOS before I got my seven. So it really does feel like the exact same phone. Like, see, I waited too. Yeah, I never upgraded because it was like, if the iOS came out and I was getting my phone in like 10 days, plus I was going to Germany. So I was going to get it like two days after I got back.

So I just got the new iOS with the new phone. Again, so to me, the new iOS is the new phone. I'm like, look what I can do. Gavin's like, yeah, I could do all that. All right. Yeah, we've known for, I think 18 months that this phone wasn't going to be a big one. The next one will be the big one. So that's the reason they did it.

But the S's are never the big one. But this isn't the next. It's like, no, no, no, but it's like, isn't the S usually like, we fix the things that were wrong with the last round? Yeah, usually it's like, yeah, but this one isn't the S, which is why it's flipped. Because usually the new, the seven would be the big change.

Yeah, it isn't. The eight, or the seven S will be called the eight and it will be that one that's called the seven. I don't think so. I don't think so. and that's why they change the physical appearance so much on this is so it feels more like a new product when it really isn't. It really isn't. Honestly if my library, like all my content, yeah, if all my media and my licenses for everything weren't tied to iOS, I'd probably have switched within like a week of getting the seven.

Because I just, I don't care enough about the improvements, and I continue to be fucked off about the phone jack. To me, it's just, it's just, I'm not saying. She's really pissed about that. I've already been annoyed. That's because my phone is black. My headphones are black, and I have this little white fucking thing in the middle.

All right, that's a silly reason to be annoyed by it. But sure. Like it's because of your phone. Colorful coordination. Abs of fucking literally. It's only white because to be annoyed by it, but sure. I'm like it's because of the color coordination. Abs of fucking literally. It's only white because at some point in time, Apple was like, why does the nice color? And they made fucking everything in white.

Now it's not. It's all in black, except for this goddamn dongle. They've never made a white iPhone. Have that? It's not true. They made it white iPhone. What was the last white iPhone? iPhone 4.

Okay. You said it's the last one. The space gray and they have silver. But they've done with like, they're with like, they're those stupid little pod headphones, everything. All of their accessories were white. Well, somebody made a good point that the original marketing for the iPod that they became really well known for was the white headphones with the silhouette dancing around now.

There's just like, that white cord wouldn't exist. Oh, this nonsense. Yeah, I remember those commercials. I remember being like, that's the future. T9. I just saw a come, oh, fuck did I spell this right? What spell, I remember being'm maybe in like spell check.

I think that was the thing when they announced the iPhone 4 where they were like, oh yeah, I'll do it in black and white. But the white one didn't come out for like six months. No. That was an issue with it. And they just were really quiet about it and eventually like slid it out. But it was like end of cycle at that point.

I can guarantee when they put out Xboxes and they switch between white and black. Like when they put a new one out, like the new Xbox S is white. Whenever they put out a white one, I want a black one. And whatever they put out a black one, I want a white one. They know. I don't know how I'm like off sync with them,

but it seems like every single time. Also, I'm not gonna say the name because I don't want to activate people's devices at home, but when you say they added Cornada to the Cornets. It's the X box, it's awful. You say like, hey, Cornada, turn off the X box. And then it's like, you should be just like X box turn off. And that was the way it worked.

Yeah. And now it's like, you got to talk to Cortana first. Well, you can turn it off. You can turn it off. Can you? I'm doing it. It's in the settings. You can do it.

You can be like, turn the shit off. will it just go back to normal voice commands? Don't don't go smear yeah that connection for the connect to the S Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do you have it? It's awful. It's all in a cat. I so stupid It makes the whole thing bigger than the original Xbox. Yeah, I just don't use the connect They just need to make a fucking USB microphone That sits there and you can put it next to your TV build it in because I don't care about the camera features put it in the machine They are building in the machine. Oh my god. It's a camera looks fucking terrible too. It's a piece of shit Not only do I not care, but like it's awful the coolest thing about the connect is when people use it wrong

They use it for something else that what like when they use it for like 3D mapping over room and then real time like they hook it back up to a computer and then it remaps the room like did you ever see the sand thing where it's like a Straight down view and as you dig the sand and build it up It can like measure with a connect the height of the sand So it with light on a projector it remaps the light on it to be like Topographical like if you dig down it starts to turn blue like oceans. And then you feel the way it goes green, green, and then white sounds really cool.

No idea what you're talking about. Yeah, sounds like that. I know how that is. Somebody hoping the controller can look up what I'm talking about, the sandbox with the connect. But in the meantime, I'm gonna read this. Shopping is frustrating, wandering from store to store. Oh, here it is, right there.

Go back to it. I'll go back to it. So that's a connect, I there. Go back to it. I'll go back to it. So that's a connect, I believe. It looks like it's filling up. All right, that's a clause. That's pretty cool, right? That's way cool and anything Microsoft did with that thing. So that's the point I was making.

There was a lot of really cool third party development with PC in particular that happened, like a lot of like home brew stuff. And that was before they even put connect out for PC. One people were just hacking it open, and using it for all kinds of crazy cool stuff that we never saw consumer applications for. By the way, Johnny on the spot in the control room, pull them out of the door.

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Or a tentaylor, I feel bad turning it off because like Jen Taylor, I feel like she's losing a royalty on matter, something. Well, though the time is not her voice though. Huh? What? No? It's just like text on a screen. No.

Hey, I'll say if each of you that I do like from iOS 10, I like the fact that now voicemail, it does dictation for you. Oh, that's cool. That's pretty cool. Yeah. What do you mean?

What does that, what does that, is cool. Yeah. Yeah What do you mean? Oh, they did the voice attack. We talk about it. I can't give voice. I get voice. My whole time I never read the phone. Do you do a lot of spam phone calls to your mobile? Yeah, I Don't answer a lot of like if a number is not in my contacts I generally let it go to voicemail and then see what they have to say for themselves Well, the great thing is is that now it will search through all your crap So a number that's unknown it will say hey, maybe it's this person right and then I'll consider answering But it's just not at all the only if I ever get a call and I don't answer it and I don't know the number and

There is a voicemail. I just call him back You don't listen to voicemail now you don't waste the time Well, that's a point of dictation. You just look at it. It has a text version of the voicemail? No, you don't waste the time. Well, that's the point of dictation. You can just look at it. It has a text version of your voicemail now. It tells you what the voicemail says. Have you seen that? It's just a text.

Mine doesn't do that. How does it do that? I will leave you a voicemail. I'm gonna leave you a voicemail right now. It's fucking awesome. It's pretty cool feature. I usually can look at it and be like, oh, this is probably an Ivan Free.

What I mean is I don't go to the voicemail. I just read all the miscool. Oh, I guess. I mean, you're gonna have to mute it though Tell me the buzzes if there's a buzzing I want to know about the buzzing Is a buzzing feel like it's buzzing You guys go ahead and talk this can take like a minute for all this. I don't want to travel your what do you think Gavin's voicemail? Probably just say your phone number on a fall. Can I play it a voicemail? Is it ringing for I'm not a fan of the most of the time.

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that comes with the new iOS. Never cool myself. And it should transcribe what I'm saying to you. So you don't have to listen to it. can just read it fucking prick the problem is it what it you are it summer It's so you won't get the whole thing my new was coming It's like I didn't know that like I thought you If I let your phone number out I would never live that down. I would never Been my dad it would have been my phone kind of would have been his fault. Kind of would have been his fault. Oh, like the desk.

It might take a while to transcribe it. And it's not perfect. Okay, so it says, I got a voicemail. I can't make it to the streets. Yeah. Come on, it might take a while. I don't know. You're a voicemail.

All right, now what I do. Just go to the voicemail itself. He's right, don't do it. Well, it might have done to do it immediately. Give it a bit of time. You might have because you played it and it might have overdone it. I don't know what it is.

Everyone everything. I don't have it on any of it. Is that a feature? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. I think I like, let me see. I think I got one in here. I like these crap technology podcasts

because never it works. Yeah, I don't have it either. Nothing works. And also it dates it so well. Well, I've been really enjoy listening to this in like five years. I am. I'm convinced so.

You're gonna be really not gonna listen to this. So I have here either the last five years. I will. This is a 1-800 number, right? Which is just crap. It's a 16 second thing. Open it. It says, please have a pen and paper handy

to write down the activation code. You'll need to put fucking delete. Yeah, that's it. It's a robot. Fuck off. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like a trans-suffering line. Oh man. Say, you don't do it. Cool. I would use voicemail if I had that. It's it. It's a robot. Fuck off. Yeah, it's like stuff look it's like Trans-Strength blinds. Oh man.

Say, you're gonna do it cool. I would use voicemail if I had that. It's great. I was same thing with actually the only time I ever answer a phone number if I don't know who it is is if I'm doing something like Fuck I'm getting the treadmill repaired it's probably that guy. Yeah, and then that'll burn to me because I answer it It's not I'm like how dare you. Well, you've got, you're calls, you think are fake or like spam calls. Not that many. I think it's used to mine. How long do you give a phone call? Like if you answer it and know on the other end

is immediately saying yes, hello. How long do you give it before you hang up? I always wait, I won't just hang up. Like if I'll wait to see if it's a human or a robot. If it's a robot, as soon as I hear it talking, then I hang up. If it's a human, I'll just make no thank you, and then hang up.

I'll do like three seconds. When I moved here, my number had recently been used for someone else, I guess. So I used to get calls for someone called Mario a lot. I remember that. Yeah, almost, almost like every week without fail. Right. And then it just went away.

I always wonder like, sometimes I just want to call my old numbers and check up on the people who have them now and see how you doing. How you doing? You taking care of it? Right, like, make sure they're treating them right. Every now and again, I'm reminded of it. Straighten it right. Hey, who's calling you on this number three?

You think you call the number and they go, hello, and you're like, bad move. You don't know this number. Why do you answer? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, well, we're on the same technology. Oh, no. Her came after you, there's a few tragedies wiping out the entire Eastern seaboard.

Is it as bad or not as bad as what was predicted? Why do you guys, I mean, it was, well, it's, it's pretty bad, but I think it's more isolated than it was supposed, like it was supposed to hit more stormy, and more like New Jersey, New York and so on. Everyone said Katrina. and it's mostly Everyone said it wasn't bad didn't it kill like over 400 patients?

No, no, I'm talking about them the eastern like Katrina was like for us. Katrina is the worst hurricane still to hit The US at least on the impact that had anyway I was was flying on a plane. I thought I'm gonna load up my weather app to see what the weather is in Austin but What I land because I was curious if I needed to put on my hoodie or not. I always went D for this, wasn't I? And the default tab is current location.

And so to pull up, I guess it pulled up my last GPS coordinates over whatever city we were over. And it pulled up and showed me the weather app. This is what it showed me. Jesus. It shows me the status instead of cloudy or partly sunny, it's tornado. Why does that exist in the life of?

They had a poor image. They didn't have an animation for that. They do subtle animations. So if there's Apache Cloud, the cloud on the Apple thing, because this Apple is like, oh, there's a slow moving cloud. Hey, it will be like, oh, a bit of thunder. Who with a Christ is gonna be like, I wonder what that was.

Oh, tornado? Oh, okay. Oh shit better get underground trailer just It's definitely a tornado we got the animation around the animation was really cool It's like why the hell do they have that yeah, I do like the thunderstorm animations. Yeah, it's like that's pretty cool I mean sometimes I just think those apps are doing it to fuck with you though like the times that Google's instructions would say go on again from this content to this continent like you go here swim from

africa to uh... the united states and then continue on your way but what else do you think they have in there if they've like you would never see tornado like it's built in that they have this to have like meteor shower wake and we have a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Lava. Ha ha ha ha ha. Alien Invasion.

Torrential flood. You're in the middle of a river right now. It's just crazy to me that they would include that in there. Like I would say, it's raining. And if a tornado happens to come, you know about that. That's under storm. I get that, you know, makes sense.

Do they have a little icon too for the tornado for like at 12 noon? It's like, here's the little tornado. Then after that, maybe some lightning is a matter of stuff. Well, the problem is that they do that. It's like, it's like here's the here's the little tornado then after that maybe it's lightning. Well the problem is that they do that it's like 50% chance tornado and it's not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. They're never right.

I should have I have my clip at home I should have brought the loud restaurant. Oh my god. But it was too dark in that when I tried to record you guys and it's Gavin just screaming at the top of his life. We ditched dinner. we just didn't order food and then went to the off the party for the streamies. And then I think it was the right decision. I had fun at that party.

I had fun at that party. I see you the whole time. They had sliders. That's why you had fun. I like going to events with Gavin because if I see him or don't see him, it doesn't matter. Like, I know, I totally agree. You know what I mean?

There's no pressure. There's no like, oh, I gotta meet up with him. I gotta do this. Or hear it together or whatever. Or like constantly blasting me. Like, where are you? We gotta meet up. We gotta do this.

We gotta do that. He can go off and he can entertain himself. He's like, I walk up in a conversation. He's in it. I'm talking to people. It's like, it's nice. Because we both know so many people in that world. Actually, he's the same way.

It's like, it's so nice to be dating someone who it's like you don't like go around with them everywhere and hold their hand and all that stuff Well, not mean like hold their hand, but like literally like yeah, you know Walk them through a party otherwise they feel neglected. It's like you're saying I'm better than a dead rising character What's up? I was playing I've been playing dead rising lately. I can't even hide well. You're pretty good on tarte shit Here's the thing about it too, is that, you know, this whole thing that went down with Trump this last week

and all the horrible sexist comments that he made, you know, it's one of those things that you realize, like because I'm not subjected to that kind of stuff on a daily basis. I mean, I subject you to it all the time. In a little bit. You always get, actually gets excited when she thinks I'm about to get drunk.

She's like, she goes, you're getting tipsy, huh? And then she does this. She goes, with eyebrows, like that I'm about to get drunk. She's like, she goes, you're getting tipsy, huh? And then she does this. She goes, with eyebrows, like that. You're gonna get drunk? I'm like, what do you think you need to get me drunk? To, you know, to like, that's a big, big score for you. It's just a different version of you. I just wanna get to feel like I'm taking advantage.

Is that what it is? It's fair. You're so unfiltered, it's great. What's, oh, like, am I filtered now? No, I mean, probably amongst friends. Yeah, I mean, not really amongst friends, but yeah, I mean, you're filtered as in you're not pretending you're Dracula going like this.

Oh, that's invisible. I mean, like that's how that is a filter. Yeah, I'm worried to get like totally unfiltered and I say shit like when there are big, you a big star that you do whatever you want. Stop. What a fucking, what a fucking thing to hear someone else say.

Oh my god. Like, he always says, just look, we're in ban to hear someone else say? Oh my god. I like that he always says, just lock a room banter, you know, that's not me. It's like, surely that's exactly you. That's you when you're most you is when you think no one's list. Also a locker room is a room that by definition is separated by gender. So he's confirming like this is what he says when there's no women around that can call him on it.

The other thing, the other thing to me too is like, people say stupid shit. You know what I mean? People say stupid shit. People say dumb shit. We say stupid shit on all the time, all the time, right? Not running for president, but still, we say stupid shit. I can take that of like, I didn't know what the fuck he was doing, stupid move, whatever.

It's not the same thing when everyone, like this is the image you make, like you give the public already, and then you have this confirm it. You know what I mean? This is not an isolated incident. This is what everyone has been saying. You are like this, you are like this,

and here's a private conversation of you being you. It bothers me that people take it out of context. It's just one thing. It's like, no, but you match that with what he's been saying for the last, not only just election, but like, for the last 10 years. It's like, that's exactly who he is. When you were saying how it would be acceptable

if he was like in his 20s, but it was recorded. That's what dude, literally, I was, I was having fucking fun with it, but I went nuts with the debate. I was just like tweeting joke, joke tweets all night. Hashtag debate. My favorite part was people that don't follow me because the world is following debates.

I get these like, these these responses people sent to me and I got a lot of like, you know, bro, Trump people and stuff like that. And one person was like, yeah, I bet you said some stupid shit 11 years ago. I was like, 11 years ago I was 18, not fucking 60. Like that's fucking insane. That's insane.

You know, it's also like hearing him early on and the K- hearing him early on and the campaign printer early on is like a week ago, when he was saying like all these things that were come out that he had said and like people were quoting me, and he says well most of that stuff was said for entertainment purposes.

And I was like, you know what? I actually get that argument because we work in entertainment. Like sometimes we'll say things and it's like sometimes I'll make a funny joke like on the podcast I made a joke about going into bathroom and molesting a kid. And it's like one of those things that later in life someone can easily just pull up that clip and say oh, he made a joke about going into bathroom and molesting a kid. And it's like, one of those things that later in life, someone can easily just pull up that clip and say,

oh, you made fun of molesting children or whatever, you know, I don't know thing. And it's like, it was a joke that I made at the time, but I did make it in the context of a humorous podcast. Right. So I kind of got that up until it's like secret recording on he's on a bus and there's not a camera in sight. Yeah.

Yeah, we always say dumb stuff, you know, sometimes extreme stuff on these podcasts, just to get a reaction, it'll be funny. Exactly. I had another one. I did that on the spot this week. Somebody messaged me, right? And they literally during the day last night and they go,

yeah, timestamp, 58 minutes into podcast, 158, or something like that. You said you like Trump. So now why you jumping on the bandwagon, I'm like, that was four fucking years ago. Michael Dunchan, you never- He wasn't- He's made a public opinion publicly.

You can't even change it. But it's like, I'll even defend what I said. I'm like, the guy has always been a piece of shit. He's always been an asshole, but it's entertaining and he was irrelevant. Who cares? He's the fucking, he's some jerk off businessman and he's the star of a stupid reality show.

He's always been a piece of shit. He's always like attack people like Rosie O'Donnell. And it's his savage and he's the star of a stupid reality show. He's always been a piece of shit. He's always like attack people like Rosie O'Donnell. And it's his savage and it's stupid. He's on the WEE for credit. And it's like whatever, like I'll laugh at the guy. I'll joke about the guy. Don't you fucking tell me that? I don't want that being the president of the United fucking states.

How do you not see the line there? Like that's what blows me away. I absolutely stand by what I said four years ago when clearly I was talking about like, man, I love when they made fun of Trump on Conan O'Brien when they like use the lips where they put the face and it's just some guy going like, oh, you're for you. You know, it's like that, that was funny to me. Classic. I don't want the guy starting World War III. Okay. I don't want that. I don't want him avoiding three Supreme Court justices. I really don't want that. You know what I don't

understand about elections in general? Is a lot of the presidents or the presidential candidates, and this is just in general, not this election, but they just take pains to be like, you know, I'm just like one of the guys, a normal person, all this, it's like, I don't want you to be a normal person. I need you to be better than me.

You need to be a lot better than me. Like you need to not be normal because like, we're fucked. I completely need you. You need to fix us. People already hate America enough. Yeah, that's my thing. Let's not make it worse. Whenever I give my opinion, which, you know, I can't vote,

I'm just like spewing stuff into the world because everyone's allowed to do that. And it's very important that Americans know though that the president of the United States greatly affects the rest of the world in, you know, what their countries can end up doing. You've got to ally with the US. But there is part of us that just like, so what? I mean, there's a lot of people who just feel like when they hear that, like, no, yeah, and that's different from what they're

trying to affect any change. I'm just stating my opinion on it because even if I didn't live here, it would still affect my life. Bush affected the UK a lot. One of the reasons that I moved overseas was to sort of get a different view of the world. Keeping in mind I moved overseas, 2008, had a great eight years of apologizing. Every time I went overseas, I were pretending to be Canadian.

But one thing that really drove that point home was I moved in September, the elections were in November, and I had never seen people in my place of employment in the US pay as much attention to the election as it was happening as I did the people in the Australian office. Just because they understood that the US president is going to affect. It's a big deal. Like everyone, eventually eventually there'll be you know just ripple effects that that's just natural in uh... in you know

different country politics all that sort of stuff relations you know policies for like taxes imports whatever it is like the entire world is affected by something that major every matter to everyone you know you have to say that publicly like on these podcast like coming back to Haunt, you at some point in time? I mean, I've got to run for office or anything.

Don't we say that now? I'm already wondering what you're saying, comments. Wait, do you check your Twitter later? They'll be all over you about it. I'm pretty sure there's got to be a subredder for that, right? Yeah, I do. Oh, one. You're in Walnut, but yeah.

Anybody watching Westworld? Anybody before we go? You used like you're in you're in wall blood. Yeah, the anybody watching Westworld anybody before you watch it Both episodes, uh, Ash and I been watching you by watching it. Oh, yeah, what do you think both? They're just the first one I was the bubber's both okay, sweet. Let's fucking awesome. I love it quick game If you were to name video games that might have inspired the creators of that show What games would you name? Red Dead Redemption. Well, games. Video games. I don't know, because I just see Jurassic Park.

I mean, I dress up as all I say, too. The showrunners did name some specific video games that they took interest from. BioShock? That's the two. Is Red Dead Redemption a BioShock? Well, look at me. BioShock, I can get the feel of like all the staff

and, you know what I mean? Like the world is obviously red dead, but even like the, I like the, when they go down to see like all the storage hosts and shit and like all the water floods in and everything like that and it's dilapidated and they're like, my fuck, it's fine. Whatever.

Yeah. Yeah, I could see a buy a shocky thing like from the facility. Like I can see the thing as a rapture type thing because we still don't even know what the scale of it is. I have no idea how big the place is, I have no idea how many floors there are. I mean, it's all one place.

I don't even know what the hell it is. I mean, what's the where is I'm applying it? And then it was so many questions. Well, when they talk about it, the people who work there and work on the park, on who work on Westworld in the show, not the people who work on the show, but the people in the show who work on the park, on who work on Westworld in the show, not the people who work on the show, but the people in the show who work on Westworld,

they talk about it like it's an MMO, like the way they talk about storylines, and they were talking about characters and all that stuff. And how when you walk in, there's all these, what basically quest givers for all the attendees. It does, it feels like one of the most unintentionally video game shows that I've ever watched. And they don't overxplain it either.

Like they already like, they already like the base is set. Let's move on to the craziest. We were talking earlier with the broadcast crew about it and somebody said, or as John Reisinger says, the booth people. The booth people. And I forget who was it that said that they wanted to watch the Westworld 70s movie

after they watched the first season of Westworld. And I was like, you're going to be disappointed. Yeah, is that a dumb movie? Yeah, there's also Future World. Yeah. I like them a lot. That this is... Was it the sequel? Yeah, I think Future World is sequel to sequel to...

But like, is it what's his name? Michael Criton? It's who made Westworld in Jurassic Park. Oh really? Is it? That made Westworld? Michael Criton actually directed the movie. He wrote the book and then directed the movie. All I remember was you, Brenner, was in it. That's why I remember, yeah. Is it? Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more.

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Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. Might be a little bit more. They just go into Westworld. So I mean, it would make sense if they eventually add it to the show. Yeah. All right. Well, did you know, throw this in real quick? Did you know the security officer,

the guy with the blonde hair and blue eyes, he kind of does like, he's like in charge of the team, like the like military-esque guys, like the security guys. Do you know he's the oldest Hemsworth? He's Chris Hemsworth's older brother. There's an older brother? Yeah, he's the oldest and theworth? He's Chris Hemsworth's older brother. There's an older brother? Yeah, he's the oldest and the kid from the Hunger Games is the youngest.

And the guy who always sunny who plays one of the brothers. Fucking Liam McQuayle. I was so happy to see him. I was like, yeah, you get it. He's really good. He's really good. I really like his character. Yeah, I was also very happy to see Trevor from GTA 5 in it too.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, who's he? He's one of the two drinking bulls. He's one of the two drinking bulls. He's that she died. Oh shit, really? I just bought that.

Yes, don't want to point to the point. Don't want to point to the point. Watch the show if you have HBO or you have HBO. I believe the first episode is free. Really? Even if you don't have it. Go check it out. I understand it's like an enormous

he's meant to show for them, so they might not be around for very long. I will see, they've already started production on season two. It's not greenlit yet, but they've started production. Bold move. I mean, it ended up somewhere. Or like, you know, pre-production. I'll say this, if the show continues,

it seems like a fantastic show to take over after Game of Thrones ends. I agree, because it's like, they'll run season one, Game of Thrones will come back, then they'll run season two, then Game of Thrones will end, and then they'll have this in season three. So it's like, it'll have this audience, and also for all the new audiences that haven't run season two, then Game of Thrones will end, and then they'll have this in season three. So it's like, it'll have this audience, and also for all the new audiences that haven't watched it yet,

it's only two seasons to catch up on, which I assume are gonna be 10 episodes each. Yeah. If you don't like world building, those kinds of shows, it might not be your bag, but it's a really good thing. You see? The acting is really good. And the special effects are really nice and subtle, like whenever they power down or freeze.

It's like, there's definitely some stuff going on there that not just like this, but it's so subtle, it's very cool. It's also, they also very clearly learned a lot because it's all like death, tits. It's like it will absolutely fill that in. The world is gonna warning at the beginning of every show is graphic violence and nudity and violence. The world is gonna need a fill of violence and tits

and cock after all the friends. Yeah, it's a lot of like freaky weird tits and nudity. The world is gonna need a fill of violence and tits and cock after all the friends. Yeah, it's a lot of like freaky weird tits and cock, though. Yeah, a lot of, like, ah! Yeah, that's a bad way to describe it. Well, game of thrones has had some pretty weird tits as well. Yeah, but I put this weird already in two episodes of like half human tits. Slice of life.

Yeah, sure. It's also like Western, you know, it's all the characters. It's not just the guns slingers and the pretty showgirls. It's also the guy who runs the bar is then naked, you know, when he's in repair. They're big on nudity. They're big on nudity. Yeah, and that must be the first thing they tell people

when they come to be, you know, for an audition. They must be like, look, if you get cast, you're gonna be sitting in a chair naked. In the upper body. Or probably a like, eight-laddering position. A whole season, yeah. Just like, look, if you get cast, you're gonna be sitting in a chair naked for probably a like eight-send position. A whole season, yeah. Just like literally sitting there and doing it. It's not the sexy nudity of Game of Thrones. It's like the cold reality nudity of like science.

Like the morgue, right? It really is. It's pretty morgue, much like a morgue. Yeah. All right, well, I think that wraps it up. I do wanna say RTX Sydney is coming up. Gavin, you have been announced for RTX Sydney. You'll be there.

I'll be there. I don't know if you're an official guest but you're going to come, right? I'll be there. Yeah. Are you going to RTX Sydney? I don't think so. Don't know.

See, everyone says that. They're not sure. Well, because nobody told me I'm going yet. We're still making an announcement. I'll be. I'm going and I'll say yes. But I will be at PAX Australia. Dude, if you go to both, that's the same idea.

I hate, I'll touch Trips Australia, but it's gonna be the first RTX I miss if I don't go. You should go to RTX it, we'll figure it away. Sure, yeah, at least if we can sell like a bunch more tickets, we'll send Michael to RTX in here. Okay, you heard this. So when you buy your tickets, it's type in Michael Jones. It's for the reason why.

And that's why. Is there a reason why I failed? Yeah. What's that? No. To type in. Okay, then the reason why. And that's why. Is there a reason why I failed? Yeah. What's that? No. To type in. Okay, then the other thing I'm gonna tell you before we close out here, is that Game Attack

which launched today, this is where we're recording this on Monday, the Tri-Hard podcast is gonna be right after we finish this podcast. They're immediately gonna start airing that. They kind of held off on their, beginning of their podcast until we were done because they want to go like seamlessly right after that. That's why you've been trying to wrap it up. No, no, we just told us and we would have not talked about Westworld for so long. We just got to our

time but we have a post show coming up and there's some stuff I want to talk about with Deadrise. And the post show is not live and it won't be on now. It won't be on now. So you should go watch Game of Tastes everywhere. podcast. Anything else? All right, did you check your channel? I did, there was nothing, there was still nothing. I love you guys. All right, thanks for watching.

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