Rooster Teeth Podcast - Eric Learns what UwU is - #683

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

Join Eric Baudour, Gavin Free, Jessica Vasami, and Cole Gallian as they talk about Matrix 4, the McDonald's bridge, where things are in the ocean, what is a franchise, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Tickets on sale now for RTP LIVE on April 1 and RTX Tickets on sale Jan 24 (FIRST) & Jan 26 (Public): https://www.rtxevent.com/ Sponsored by MeUndies (http://Meundies.com/roosterteeth), Chime (http://Chime.com/rooster), and BetterHelp (http://Betterhelp.com/rooster). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Jessica. I'm Cole. I'm Gus. So Gus isn't here. What? Neither is Barbara. And well, Cole can be fine. That's we have like a rotating fourth, typically, for baby.

So you're stuck with this. I'm sorry, but the B team. Yeah, see team We can be mad about stuff. Do you want to be mad about what are you mad about Eric? Um, I'm out about this mic Stand it. Yeah, what's there to be mad about because if I yell it will probably collapse I was gonna yell that I realized that people were at headphones. Yeah, it's mean to yell into my likely collapse It will collapse during this podcast. Um, I'm mad about that people say that speed racer is a good movie. Cup of that. I'm currently mad about that. Who's saying that?

Internet why? Uh, because I think when you put eight years between yourself, not you, it's the royal you, between yourself and some kind of media that everyone, like, pitchfork or vice wrote, like, negative articles about. But those people don't work there anymore, and new people kind of move in, and they go like, actually, Speed Racer was a very good movie. And then that changes a discourse for people who are saying it was bad or now saying it's good, and that bothers me a lot.

Shouldn't, shouldn't. Shouldn't. Have you got an opinion change? No, no, no. I have, but to the vitro that it was expressed to speed racer at the time of its release, to people going, actually, it's very good. Bathers me to a huge degree.

I think you're, are you just like tired of hearing people's opinions at the time? Yeah, I think people are said in, because that's all it is. I think people have, I think people have too much to say. I think they're going to welcome to the podcast. Let's all go around and talk about what we're mad about. I can go to say a lot of things. They have a lot to say about speed racer.

And I think it's going to happen with, I think it'll happen on a faster cycle now with stuff that like the matrix like the new matrix. I think it's not it's sort of like medium reviews. Have you seen it? Have you talked about it on this? No, no. Do we need to? How do you feel about the matrix? Does everyone see that? Yeah, I know your thoughts on it. No, but you can go ahead. I'm probably not gonna see it any time soon. Well, I hate it. Yeah, I didn't think it was any good. Right, right, right. So time it right now for six years.

Get washed. When all of these articles come out and they go, actually Matrix 4 was very. Well, actually. Yeah, well, actually. But is that because there's new voices in the media or are you more upset if Gavin comes back in six years and says actually the matrix? Well, it could happen. It could really submit one. This even what? Yeah, it makes it look great. The thing that bothers me is that people are swayed and their opinions were like when they had these things to say, they obviously had no weight behind them

because to be swayed like that easily by other people going, this is actually good now and they go, yeah, this is actually good now. Don't like when there's no back, if you have an opinion, that's fine and you can change the opinion. But to not have any sort of like backbone to the opinion and then change the opinion, why even have it to begin with?

That's what bothers me. That's what bothers me. I get that. Yeah. I don't like it. I'm still thinking about the Matrix. Like I can't believe they made that. I don't want to discourage people coming back to franchises.

Like I really actually genuinely love seeing actors return to roles after like years 20 years or something. I think that's great. But this was not, I feel bad for every one of all. Yeah, I feel like the problem with a new matrix is that it was so cutting edge in 1999. Yeah. That to do something 20 years later and to still believe it's going to be as cutting edge is so like full hearted. But it's not like it wasn't able to like go the next step. It just seemed less than the other ones. The script was just bad. It felt like a TV fan movie.

Yes. But is it like I've said this before, by the numbers, I'm not a fan of the Matrix. If you just look at the number of movies they've made, and the number of movies of the Matrix that I like, I am not a fan of the Matrix. You just like the first one? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And really, I only like the first one

when they're inside the Matrix, because when everything is gray and they have to eat gruel, I don't wanna watch that. And then they have like a sex orgy and like a cave. That's like a really long time to spend on them. Yeah, and then like, and you just go, right, but remember when everyone was flying. Yeah, plug me in.

Like, by the numbers, I don't like the matrix, but I feel that way with a lot of things. I was gonna ask, is there a franchise that you like by the numbers? What qualifies as a franchise? How many? Probably anything more that three or more? Three or more.

The minimum requirement. I would say if you were to cut off Terminator at three, I'm a fan of the Terminator. But if you include all of the Terminator movies, I'm not a fan of the Terminator. Unfortunately, there's more. Yeah, three wasn't good. Three wasn't good.

But he's saying by the numbers one, one and two or fantastic three is not good I thought you said come off off to no no cut Well if you cut if you go one two and three that's the franchise great then I'm a fan of the Terminator But there are like seven How many terminals? How many terminators is there? Oh, Jenny C. Ace Resurrections then that's the matrix. That was the matrix.

One of those ones. Terminator reloaded. What was the next two, electric boogaloo? What was the newest one? What is, as covering up our chat. Yeah, check it out. Does that happen to people watching what they don't like? Check it out.

Well, they're not zoomed all the way in on the chat like this. So, it's a small thing and it doesn't go over the video. Oh, well, someone said ads are really just, I mean, so like, yeah, I guess they can fully see him. Well, there you go. Hey, everyone's first, man, boy, they got ads. So, you can, look at a cup by a cup. A cup I don't have.

This is a regular table. Yeah, it's in the store, fuck. Bloody ad every 10 seconds. What, what franchise are you a fan of then? This is a regular. Yes, and the store fuck. Bloody out every 10 seconds. What? What franchise are you a fan of then? And like if you're using that like Jurassic Park? No, absolutely not. Probably War of the Rings.

Okay, I think that's it. Well, I like the three movies. The first Hobbit. The first Hobbit. I love Harry Potter, man. I'm much higher. I love Harry Potter. Okay, Harry Potter, I think.

I mean, yeah. Harry Potter, at least, was just like the same style all the way through. I mean, it got darker, but it didn't feel like an era of Harry Potter and then a different one. Like, which is, yeah, the rings hobbit. Yeah, very different. But it's also, it is crazy because the War of the Rings of Hobbits, the same director. Harry Potter, like, switch directors, like every movie.

But Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit is a very different, it's, yeah. Every Harry Potter movie is a book. Every Hobbit movie is a very different. It's every Harry Potter movie is a book. Every Hobbit movie is not a book. It's all one book. There was more time between how many years were between Lord of the Rings in the Hobbit. There was a good chunk of time. Yeah, it's 15.

Where's Harry Potter? I don't know. They just kept making them. Maybe there's something to say with just like, hey, we're in the same world for 10 years. Yeah, but I think that Hobbit really falters because you have one book in the second movie of the three movie thing is just people going like like dragons in there and they go, yeah, it's going to just like something.

Yeah, it's just a lot of standing around going, was Lord of the Rings three books, a one book three. Yeah, isn't it three books? Yeah. I said really in these one more book, I suppose. I don't read some book. Fellowship. The same name as movies. Yeah, I've got a book on myself. This is Lord of the Rings Is it like this big? It's pretty big

That's all the book guys Yeah, I'm going to venture to say it's all the books Definitely that there is two editions like there's like two editions of the Hobbit There was one that was written initially where they Gollum in Bilbo didn't fight over the ring. Like they agreed to part amy coble they're like, okay, you beat me in riddles.

Here's the ring. And then me and real fun. Then they knew like, uh, I do that to the police. Beat me in riddle. Take me away. Like me up.

Uh, and then, uh, when he knew he was going to be writing Lord the Rings, he changed it to where they didn't part am Cobley. Yeah, there's a lot of retcon for the Hobbit, right? In the movies too. A bunch of stuff.

Oh, movies especially. No Tom Bombadil. Oh, no. The original trilogy through means the one in the book. We're Bombadilists and that sucks. My biggest problem with the Matrix. Yeah, yeah, love it. This is what I want to hear about.

It's that it looked shit. Right. Like technically it didn't look as good as the other three. Because it looks like, I assume they just shot it on like a bunch of red cameras and stuff. Right. But it's like to my eye, they didn't know which bits they wanted to slow down.

So they shot everything a high frame rate. Yeah. It is all over the place. But then played back at like a normal 24 frame. but that because of that the shutter speeds too high on all of the dialogue and all of the like And then when they go into slow-mo, there's not enough shut so it's a blurry and messy and it's just I just can't believe that must have A pre-production. Yeah decision. Yeah And I might not be what they did, but it to me it looks like Technically, it's just a mess. You're up to

This is this is why when you're on the No, I'm not trying to say that I could do anything better. I can't direct a movie, but it just is weird. It's weird to look at. I don't know what cameras they use, but they look like digital. I'm sure I could find out easily. I'm not sure they should have done it on film. And I hate being like one of those films better.

Cause I do like digital cameras, but I feel like it was a, it was mucky and it looked very TV-ish. I watched, watched licorice pizza over the weekend. I want to see that. Uh, yeah, I mean, if you like in Sino, California in 1975, you're going to love licorice pizza. Um, if you've never been and that doesn't make any sense, you might be a little at a loop on licorice pizza. Uh, I saw it in a 70 millimeter screening. So it's on film. Uh, that's a trick That's a trick, that's a trick for you. That's a, you get, you get duped.

That's a little tricky trick that they trick people into doing. What's parts of the trick? It's where people go, I enjoy cinema. And then they go watch the 70 millimeter thing. And you go, the fuck is this? Yeah. It's just the same, it just looks the same.

Was it a shot on 70 millimeter? I have no idea. is this yeah, it's just the same it just looks the same was it shot on 70 I have no idea if it wasn't that be insane. Yeah, yeah, we're so would be crazy Does not look like it needs to be shot on 70 Everything there's a lot of that movie where they're like they're interesting tracking shots There are some great looks to everything they really nailed the look in the feel of Southern California. Like, man, it's really cool. Story-wise, I'm tired, I think. It's coming of age.

Which all takes place in like a month. It's a coming of age story that takes place in a month where no one really comes of age. Oh great. It's very strange. I think I'm tired of movies that are like a love letter place in a month where no one really comes a page. Oh great. I think I'm tired of movies that are like a love letter to and then blank. Like the way once upon a time in Hollywood was and liquor spits that kind of feels like that. And it was just sort of like, this is an ode.

I don't, I don't, I like when movies are 90 minutes. That's really fun for me. I really enjoy that. Yeah. Yeah. But now it's a lot of sort of like, well, we shot all this. Yeah.

Here it is. You gotta use it. Yeah. You know what, it just feels like people don't have editors. And so there's like a lot of sort of, you gotta hang it out. And there's no. What studio is behind that one?

It's the drive. I don't know. I just thought Paul Thomas Anderson is, it's him all the way. Somebody said, Paul Thomas Anderson, what do you want to make? And he said, I want to make a story about how I used to love my art teacher. And I'm going to cast the art teacher as her daughter. And that's the guys really. Yeah. It's very. I want to watch it merely just because I'm sure it's going to be nominated for. I just want to watch all the Oscar movies. So, you know, it's not by no means is a bad movie and there are no bad performances and it doesn't look bad. Nothing about it is bad. I just don't think anything about it is like tired of it. Yeah, I don't think anything about it is like.

What I want from a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, you know, oh Boogie nights where you like the guy's throwing firecrackers and everyone's doing co- And you see Dix and stuff. So, I was big dick and it was, I'm not shooting you in state. I'm in state of California and he's all fucking. Yeah. I love that. So, it wouldn't be a good like 40x movie. No, I haven't seen the new Spider-Man movie because I want to see it in 40x so badly. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. It wouldn't be incredible in 40x.

Are they gonna like, silly string you? Yeah. Just where you are 40x and its properties what it does. No, but it sounds is it all like you're in the chair Wind yeah, I've never been to one of those The only way that I'll watch some of these movies. Yeah, it's so you're seeing you want to see Spider-Man that way Oh, the only thing that like how you only see Marvel movies from Yeah, yeah, after seeing shing shing shing chees sorry after seeing shing

chee like that it's the only way that I think I can see those movies because I don't have the patience to sit for two hours and 31 minutes hey you got a pee man it's just like I don't want to spend this much time with those characters just to make sure to steal a fast and furious those that is like you're driving the car. You know, like it's when you're in here, it's him and TPG as the current three families. It's awesome. It's just Tim going, bro.

You fuck with Vin. And then you just go absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Thank you, Cody. Those are fun, because then it's like you're in, it's like universal studios. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Thank you, Cody. Those are fun, because then it's like, you're in, it's like universal studios, where you're like in the thing and then it goes,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then you're like in the car. Yeah. So I feel like Spider-Man will be the same thing, because he'll be him swinging and fighting Willem DeFoe or whatever. How far do they go? So I know that they move your seat, they have wind,

do they do like water, they're smoke, when there there's gunshots lights go off. Oh, nice. Sometimes if it's very smoky and the strobes are going off, it's bouncing light off the smoke in front of the screen. You can't see the move. They also like punch you in the back. Yes. Yeah. It was awesome. It was like very physical to get hit and just go. Oh, it was very cool. So like if you saw Titanic You could just like you're drowning. Yeah, you just start Yeah, they start filling in a hose like 19 minute movies. You think he's gonna touch Titanic. No, I'm not gonna watch Titanic It's like two I think this ship hits the iceberg around not you

And that's the end of movie number one. I remember watching it on VHS when I was a kid. Me too. And like put it like it was like playing Final Fantasy VII. It was just like end of disc one, insert disc show. It was like VHS teams. Yeah, that was very exciting. But like, I just don't know what I don't know why there's such a poll. Do people want to go like, yeah, I gotta get my money's worth.

This movie better be two hours and 45 minutes. Like is that that feels like too long to spend with most characters? Yeah. I mean, I think, I mean, with Marvel and stuff, I think it's, they have their big crossover that I think you want to get all your characters time in. But then they're like, well, the last movie we did was three hours. If we make this one 90 minutes, that feels like we're missing something. Also, I feel like movies, the Marvel movies, they know that they can do it.

And people will sit and watch it. Also, I feel like movies, the Marvel movies, they know that they can do it and people will sit and watch it. Oh, they don't. Yeah, we were talking about it before we started here. The end, the after credit scene for Spider-Man is a trailer for Dr. Strange. Not like, oh, Dr. Strange does something. The movie ends and they go, here's a trailer for Dr. Strange and they just show a trailer and I think that's fucking awesome So we've come full circle for what I think they end of

Whatever was right before the Avengers had just a trailer for the Avengers in it Yeah trailers yeah, they trail the movie. Yeah, so now we're I did not know that that's great. Yeah. So now we're at the end of the movie. I did not know that. That's great. Yeah. Wow. I love that they just went like, well, we could shoot another scene and somebody went, fuck off. Yeah. Put a trailer. They are going anywhere. Oh, what are you gonna do? Get up. I love that. If I was Marvel, I would just have that as ad space. Yeah. I would just sell something. Forget Super Bowl movies. Um, ads like that cost billions of dollars Put if you sell that slot at the end of a Marvel movie. I think companies would pay massive. Oh, yeah

I think people would spend big buns. Oh, yeah, what's this guy co-comers? Is is Captain America gonna show up with the lizard or what is all done with the characters? That's the afterbird the European version where the ads are just trailing along the bottom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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that says his favorite movie is commercials because it's gotten to a point where they're just so like big budget. He's just like, I think my favorite movie is just when the Super Bowl is on and then it stops being on and they start showing little movies. That's very cool. I like that. What's this? This insurance under new short date. That's it. Any of these nominated? Yeah. That's great. What are you upset about? I'm upset. I ate a large amount of broccoli before I came here and now I'm real gassy. Have you been gas now this whole time?

It hasn't come out. Yeah, everyone does. I guess I'll inform you. We might not need to. Yeah, he might time. It hasn't come out yet. But when it does, I guess I'll inform you. We might not need to. Yeah, you might just be informed. You might be informed. But yeah, I wish I didn't eat all that broccoli. Why did you eat such broccoli? I'm trying to eat more vegetables and fiber stuff,

and you're being healthy in general. Yeah, just in general. I listened to a podcast about how literally everything you eat ties into, of course, the way your brain works, and how you feel like everything your doctors have told you your life but you're just like yeah fuck it I'm gonna continue doing it now. My doctor is having podcast. So that sounds like something I'd never listened to. So then you went broccoli's gotta be it for me. Yeah straight up raw broccoli I put a little bit

olive oil on it. Some salt pepper garlic, garlic powder. Why don't you bake it? Well, sometimes I sometimes were able to today, I was just saying, I'm gonna go, you just say, you're like a bunch of raw broccoli. But I put olive oil, salt, pepper, and garlic powder on it. Right, that's not what I'm asking if you do. But yes, it was raw. You didn't cook it.

I did not cook it. Why? It's good. It was good that way. And I felt. It's probably more, it's probably healthier for you if you don't cook it. I think it's probably more it's probably healthier for you. If you don't cook it I think it's probably pretty healthy if you cook broccoli not if you're not certain ways. That is true. That is right. I think steaming is the healthiest way. Yeah, you add all yeah, right.

But I'm going to eat steamed broccoli instead of raw broccoli that I totally garlic powder on. Totally. I'm just gonna Roll broccoli and I'm bowl of all of Yeah, no, no, yeah, My dad, my dad would take celery. He would mix, he would make a mixture of olive oil, garlic powder, salt, pepper, whatever other seasonings, make it and dip celery into it. He's very Italian too. So it's just like olive oils.

Everything. He's celery. What? I mean, you know, I get it. It doesn't really taste like much. He's all long. That's good. Yeah, dipping it into peanut butter, you know,

paris celery. Hey, I'm an adult now. I have to eat better, you know, you're supposed to do it. Have you thought about trying it again? Because I have. I have. You thought about it or you have tried it again.

I've been sitting around thinking about trying broccoli one more time. I'm involved with it with the wife. We might do it. We sat down with me to pros and cons list and undecided. I had it recently and it's just like I just don't like the tape. It's so like bad celery is bad celery like watery and it's just sort of like you're crunchy and this isn't anything. But then when celery tastes a lot like celery I

taste bad. Yeah. We try to cook celery. It's so good. We cook. Oh yeah, it is. It changes the game when it lot like celery. I taste bad. Yeah, we try cut celery. It's so good. We cook. Oh, yeah, good It is it changes the game when it comes to my roommate just got She's been like super in the final fantasy 14 and so she got a cookbook. That's like all of the recipes from the game What and so it's real? Yeah, so we had a weekend where we like for the meal that day We all just had cooked we We had like a roast beef from the game and they like you put so I don't know what the celery did but you put the celery around the beef and it absorbed all of the flavor. It was so good. I have a Harry Potter cookbook

shit. I'm making pastries all day from that book. Is that butter beer? Yeah they have all that in it but you know trick millennials into cooking. What vegetables do you like? Do you like green vegetables? I love broccoli. Okay, but you just don't seem to. I think it's fantastic. Carrots, peppers, onions.

I love vegetables. Celery has a very weird flavor. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like kale. That should taste like all exact. I don't mind it raw. I like how rough it is. You have to like, it's like I like fighting like it. I don't like kale. That should taste like all exact. Really I like kale. I don't mind it raw.

I like how rough it is. You have to like, I like fighting my food a little bit. Chickaroo glue. Yeah. Oh, it's peppery. I like a rooge on pizza, but you gotta eat just a handful. Yeah. You just a handful of a roogella.

Yeah. Peppery. No. How do I think? Which one's that again? It's like the peppery one. It's like thin. Yeah, it's a thin which one's that again? It's like the peppery one. It's like thin. Yeah, it's a thin. It's a thin. It's like thin. Gavin, yeah. Mm-hmm. It's like what if what if baby spinach was thin and spicy and spicy? It has a lot of ridges, but like they're bigger ridges.

Like a small kale. Yeah, but it's lighter than kale. It's a lighter color. It's not poison. Is this a good episode? Is this good so far? Is this what you tuned in for? I think you could make poison. Ivy tastes good. Whoa. Can you coo? Can you coo poison Ivy to be edible? Yeah, cook all the poison out. So everybody knows Gavin is researching rock. Yeah, he's rock. It. So everybody knows Gavin is researching. It's rocket. Yeah, he's. It's what England calls a rouga.

Oh, which one it is. It's got a different one. There's like, Karenda and then. Yeah, right. Yeah. So yeah, you said what's the, you don't you have a different word for like turnip or something? Root root a baga. You have like a different. Sweet.

Sweet. Yeah. Yeah, we have sweet. We have a different podcast called Fuckface where we've deep dove these topics. And many more. We're trying to explain to Jessica what it's about. It came up short. I mean, just started talking about beanholes. Yeah. The crash course on beanholes. And this fell down. Yeah. Yeah, Jessica, you should listen to all 85 episodes of our podcast.

Oh, I'll do that. I think you would wait. I think it would like really make you insane. I can't imagine. I think, and I feel like I know you quite well. OK. You would hate it. OK.

Wait, why? I agree. I think you would just be so sick of us. Yeah. Yeah. I think if you're listening to podcasts where a doctor is telling you what your body should be consuming, you're going to hate this. Yeah.

Because you'll be like 19 episodes in and be like, I don't think they've talked about anything yet. Well, it's one of those things where like I like you as people right now, but if I were to listen to podcasts, would I just hate you guys after that? I think so. Yeah, I think I think you would be more like confused that you just be like, why are you? Why do you have a podcast? Yeah, like what is this? What are you doing? You're like happening. You guys have so much more to talk about. Like, yeah, there's anything you can tell us. Why don't we put it to

the chat if they've seen bleep face? Let us know. Why should Jessica? Oh, that's very good. That's actually a great question. Why should I? Why should Jessica oh that's very good Actually a great question why should I should Jessica listen to fuck face Yes, Jessica it would be great for you I think there was a debate for a long time on how you would eat a whole door. Yeah, like a like a door door Yeah, you know like a door. I've heard that with like a airplane You would eat an airplane. How would you eat an airplane? Well, we started smaller. We went that and airplane going. So there's a lot of conversation about that.

Wow. Jeff thinks he can throw baseball 80 miles an hour. No, that seems false. I'm ready to just take news. Hey, it is somebody. The scene of Jeff, like the rookie, where he throws it by the speed trap sign. He, uh, I don't want to just talk about other podcasts on this, but God, it's my favorite thing where he just went, I threw it 80 miles an hour and then went out and tried.

And he's like, Gavin threw it pretty fast. He threw it like 43. And I went, that's about half as fast as you need to throw it. That's, that's, you saw that and you went, wow, that's pretty quick. You have to do double that. That's very, 80 miles an hour is like very, very fast. Yeah. It very hard. That's fast for me an hour is like very very fast. Yeah, it very hard That's fast for me driving come the onsis. Oh, okay. Go go now. That's good

I don't know how to do it. I'm doing it. It's a regulation podcast Raymond Soma This all makes sense if you listen to fuck face the pencil Andrew's miss it's not Yeah, he tried out nugget the nuggets. That was a whole that was a weird Now I like it. Yeah, it's like out pizza in the hut or something No one Get out pizza the hot. Do you understand me? Yeah, he tried to well, we'll put this out for you just could

Yeah, absolutely great. I'm a Print it with the law. We'll print the law. We'll print this it'll be fine. Oh, no, no, why did you touch it? I crashed it back. So no. Cole, is there anything you're mad about? Uh, I'm gonna change it to where I'm mad that restaurants don't have more robots. Okay, there was a bunch. I went to the Korean barbecue place that just opened up. There's a bunch of oo-woo robots running around. There's a bunch of what? Oh, what? What are you saying? Like little cutie? What? No, it's from behind the camera. There's a bunch of oo-woo robots running around. There's a bunch of what? Oh, what are you saying? Like, little cutie.

What? Now it's coming from behind the camera. What's happening? Yeah. What is that? They got a little cat face. They go, oh, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a noise. Yeah. Oh, okay.

Well, it's, it's like, oh, W.O. I thought you W.U. I thought you were describing the brand of robot. Oh, well, but it's oo-woo. That's cuter. I thought it was with you. Yeah, they walk around. Oh, or you. Okay. I bet they shoot. Oh, wow. It's pretty close to the groan tube noise. I was gonna say, oh, yeah, we, but that's just you. So this is a Korean barbecue place where so yeah, they they have it's weird because they have like a waiter who comes by and goes,

oh, what do you want? You're like, oh, I want like a beef belly. What the fuck do you want? Beef belly pork belly, soju, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, then the robot comes, and it's just like a robot with a little face on it. It has a bunch of trays under it. And they bring you the meat,

and then you take it and you cook it yourself. Huh. Wow. And now you want that from every restaurant, everywhere, yeah. I want this complicated. You want to go to like pint house pizza and have it. And have it, Stephen.

Well, you want to go to McDonald's. Yeah. I feel like McDonald's will be pretty quick to adopt the robot. I feel like McDonald's doesn't need the robots. Every McDonald's is so small inside that you don't, you can go to the order and make your McDonald's.

Yeah, you go to the ordering can. Yeah, I think that was a bridge. Wait, what? The fuck did you do? I think that's a whole bridge. You went to you went to a McDonald's and it's a bridge. It's a whole bridge. Yeah. You

keep I can't I mean, I think you're under selling your own. That's true. Andrew did go to one that's a train. See, we could have the McDonald's at the train go over the country. Yeah, I think he says like Ronald's caboose. And then he was like mad at us because we didn't know what he was talking about. Yeah, because he thought that all McDonald's had trains for them.

He's been one to another McDonald's. Yeah. He's a lurk. And like imagine going to like Bakersfield, California, and going, so this, where's your train for this McDonald's? They just go, what the, get out. So it's from an island. Yeah, yeah.

So it's like when you're driving up to Indiana, there's like a whole bridge that's the McDonald's. You keep, I don't understand. I still feel like I don't understand how it's a whole McDonald's I don't either it's a whole McDonald's So there's no drive through it's a drive-over. Yeah So you order it went into the bridge where you can't drive on the bridge. Oh, that's all a McDonald's It's a footbridge. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm thinking it's like a car bridge Of course, I'm thinking it's a car bridge. It's like

Guys, that's a car I'm thinking it's like a car bridge. Of course, I'm thinking it's a car bridge. It's like God, there's no bridge in the car. There's no bridge in the car. There's no bridge in the car. There's like foot bridges in Austin. Of course, there are, but I don't go yet. There's McDonald's. Yeah, she doesn't know where's this. But first thought was a bridge. Or is it just a building that has like a road ahead? The entire bridge is a building. It's a big arch. That's not a bridge. Oh, is it a bridge? Okay, so there's a high point. It's a bridge. Can we get a picture of this freaking bridge?

It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant.

It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. It's so giant. Wait, so you've been here? You've been to the bridge. You just said you don't know what I don't know. What? You just said you don't know what the bridge McDonald's is.

Yeah, you did say that. Okay, I said I don't I don't know what I said. Oh, shit. I was getting yelled at and so I just started answering questions. That's bad. I got it. Bridge McDonald's. We found out that Cole hadn't been on this podcast like ever until a month ago Or so it happened on the call we've been on it, but it wasn't until Work from home. Yeah, and it was like how I know no, yeah, that's crazy It seems like Cole's a natural fit for this thing. Yeah, pretty McDonald's Oklahoma Bonita Oklahoma Oklahoma, Benito Oklahoma. As Anthony has. Here are my findings. Shut up. Oh,

Oh, Okay, hang on. No, that's a bridge. That's not what I thought. Of court Jessica. Of course, it's not. Okay,

Okay, let's, let's, let's have a poll here. Okay, raise your hand. Is that a bridge? I mean, I guess it is a bridge is to take you from one place to the next when you can. I don't think No, if that was a if that go about to the picture if there was a building on top of that Mm-hmm. I would say that is not that's not a bridge that there is a building on top of that. It's the McDonald's No, I know, but if it was like just one of those fat buildings that just has a road

go under it. Uh-huh. That's what that is. Mainly a bit. No, there's no road. Wait, let me look at the definition. Just in case. Oh, there's no way to go under it.

There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it.

There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There's no way to go under it. There GTA. I understand what you're saying. You can go sort of under. And I posit that that's exactly what that is. I have the definition of a bridge in case anything is good. Please, Jessica, please. Okay, a structure carrying a road path railroad or canal across a river ravine, road railroad or another obstacle. Okay. So or the elevated and closed platform on a ship from which the captain and officer said,

No, no, no, no, it might be, it might be the first one. It certainly not the second one. I can hold cards. It's a car, a car. That's it. I don't, I don't, is an overpass a bridge?

Yes. What's an over, why do they call it an overpass? Because you're passing over something. Save with a bridge, right? That's the whole thing. I don't know, I call those bridges. I don't call those over, I'm not going, I'm across this.

Have a cross with an overpass of bridge. Man, we're real smarties. You know what, a couple of smarties. You know this is a bridge. It's tower bridge. It's tower bridge at bridge. What is tower bridge? The bridge London. You just described it as a bridge. What is tower bridge? The bridge London. You just described it as a bridge.

That's a bridge though. What's one of those? You just said it was. It's a tower bridge bridge. So it's a draw bridge. If it was a draw, then don't know. That was what you would say. Oh!

Big Mac slime. Hold on to your pride. Oh I think that's the only way that I will acquiesce and say that that McDonald's is a bridge is if it opens Auto corrected is an overpass of bridge It's called it's called an over bridge in the UK. Oh no over bridge or fly over in the UK. I thought fly over. Yeah. Okay. It's a bridge road railway or similar structure that crosses over. So maybe I don't know. I don't know.

I think I think I just found out the secret and then kept it to himself. Yeah. It can be a bridge. So the McDonald's is a bridge? The McDonald's is a bridge. I can agree. Everyone agreed with me. Why don't you agree with?

It's not, it's a building. So you can walk all the way across it. But I just don't, it doesn't make sense. This is the reason comment. If Jessica was wondering, this is exactly what listening to. Yeah, we have to, I guess what we would do on FUKFACE is really break it down to figure out what a regulation bridge is. And then compare this to that.

And then Gavin would go, well, a draw bridge. And then that would do everything that's happened to that point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't agree that it's a bridge, but it should have robots. Shit out. We can, I think we can all agree. Yeah, I can. I mean, no, I don't agree that it's a bridge, but it should have robots Shit out. I think we can I think we can all agree. Yeah, I can I mean no, I don't agree with that I don't think McDonald's needs robots why not because it already has the ordering kiosk and then you walk for feet to the counter It's not a sit down service restaurant. I'm a man house. Just don't sit down service restaurant. No, it's not a sit It's a it's a restaurant where you can sit down But it's not a sit down restaurant. So wait, and wait, Tristan.

Some of them can be a sit down restaurant. They, I think they, some of them can be a bridge, they can do anything they want. Sorry, me a train, it's a bridge. Some of them can be a bridge. Yeah.

Listen, kids, you can do anything. McDonald's can be a bridge. Can we, dig a road? Yeah. Just under this building. So you'll work in a bridge. This is a bridge studio. This is a bridge.

This is a kind of bridge B at ground level. Yeah. Or is everything under that tunnel? It's tunnel. What you can ever be at ground level? Because if it's over C, then that's C level, and then there's ground level. Huh? What? level. Huh?

What? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Do you see what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. Yeah. Well, the cause, there can be bridges in tunnels on the bridge, the ground level bridge. Ground level bridge.

There's a tunnel underneath it. It's under sea level. Yeah. Okay. So wait, do you not think you can just wait the normal way you agree with someone? Like his brain cannot compute. He just like malfunctioning. What's you to keep going? Because maybe you can't jump and you'll get there. I didn't get that. Still So he's still not there. It's okay. This episode of the Rupert Heath podcast is brought to you by

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funds. Eric, you know, there are bridges that have boats can go over, right? What the fuck did you just say? There are bridges that these rights can go over. There's bridges that boats can go over. Yeah. The cars go under the bridge and the boats go over the bridge. That's a weird one.

It's called a float over. Oh wait, is this the thing? Okay, smarty pants, all of a sudden. Now, smarty pants now. Is this the thing how you get to like a like the channel like thing like you drive like under the water or something? Well, that's cause under the sea. And then the boat would go over them. That's not a bridge up there.

That's just the sea. Yeah, what is the sea of bridge? Somebody wrote, yeah, is the ocean of bridge. Yeah, that is the sea of bridge somebody wrote? Yeah, it's the ocean of bridge We already went underneath it and you can drive under it then the whole ocean is a bridge The ocean was a natural bridge You have to consider that the whole ocean is a bridge are we are we on drugs? I don't know I'm not that I know what we should show the picture of the boat bridge because that things I don't know. I'm not that I know of. We should show the picture of the boat bridge

because that thing's called that thing. I don't understand. I still don't know what you're saying, but I'm okay with saying that you have a boat. Save a boat and you need to get to work. All right, you hang on the boat. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And you say I have a boat and I need to get to work.

So you get in the boat and you start sailing. And there's a bridge that goes under you. You, don't understand it's basic, on its face, we can understand what you're saying. Yeah, you might have to find a picture again. We're gonna have to, I'm a visual artist. Imagine you have to go to work so you get into your boat. Now you're sailing to work and the car drives under you.

Oh, okay, oh. What the, that's not, that's boats on boats. That's, that's really cool. Well, there could also be a part. If you look at that and think, well, you couldn't put that's not cart that's boats on boats. That's that's really cool Yeah, but you if you look at that and think well you couldn't put a road under that sure you could yeah No, I think you can why shouldn't why I think that should exist. Yeah, that's great It's a river that goes over a different one. That's not good. That's terrible Somebody wrote this is a fucking fever dream This is this if it rained too much,

then the one river goes to the other river. What the fuck are cars underneath it? What? Wait, let me see that. It's a fuck. It's more of a tunnel. Wait, that is bizarre to think about. That's hard for your brain.

It's a bad idea, but it is very. Third image in Google Limit. That, yeah. That's bizarre. I don't, this is like making me sick to look at. Where is that? It's like Are you saying if it would if it would rain? Uh-huh the risk is the road would get wet Cuz I'm gonna happen whether it rains then the water is The water go it's all on the road

There's no water you can't get the waters up no the road is down because how do you get the water? Oh, I can't you're saying like you fit overflow. Yeah, and then how do you get the water? The way that would have a flow is if the entire thing of a flow at which point if that wasn't a bridge that it would be in the road Anyway, I also think you a lot more to worry about the entire sea levels rise. I never want to drive the picture that we just looked at. I never want to be there. I don't want to drive under that. That is so unsettling.

That like, well, that made me like car sick. What's the tube from England to France? Yeah, the channel tunnel. Yeah, that you would. Well, yeah, that's right. That's what I mean. So now the ocean is a bridge. I terrifying. So you never take the tube. I'm not want to. You never though. I don't know about never.

I would. I just pray to God the whole time. That's like the cool part about it though. You can be an England and take go to France. This is like going to see world and going to like the shark exhibit where they go and you go in this tube and the sharks are everywhere. I would I ever want to be where the sharks are anywhere sharks are anywhere you like being under shit. No, why would I want to be no? I like Wanting on the roof right now Yeah, there's a building above you. Yeah, but look at this. This isn't this isn't water Collapses and shitload of steel These night's concrete I trust this less than that bridge. I trust I trust that bridge zero

This is not concrete. I trust this less than that bridge. I trust I trust that bridge zero There's no way that bridge is that bridge is water and water is an element that God has said man Keep out and that's why we can't that's why we haven't been to all the ocean yet About it a little bridge down there I found out that the ocean is mostly like desolate in the middle. And most of the life is around like coasts and islands and things. The middle. Where is the middle exactly?

You know, like where there's nothing. Yeah, but where is that? You know, where can I, yeah. I see. You know how like you just like, you go in closest to where in the world. So I have a lot of that I understand. Yeah, the middle is furthest. Yeah, I would think that, yeah.

I get that, but you know, we had a map. Where would you point? I would I would go. I would find a place that like if like the US is here and Australia is here, I would kind of like find like a Pacific ocean. I mean, yeah, I guess you could do it like I feel like the Pacific is probably a Tristan Dacuna. However, that what the fuck did you just say?

What's the name of that tiny remote island in the middle of the, but there would be a life around that. I'm saying far away from that. No. Is that the remote room? I don't know. That's what you were talking about. You would find all of the volcanoes in the world and find the one, the spot that's the

most far away from all the volcanoes. No, I'm just saying that in general, when you're away from coasts, there's not a lot of teaming life in the ocean. That makes sense. That makes sense. I didn't, I never thought lot of teaming life in the ocean. That makes sense. That makes sense. I didn't, I never thought about it. I haven't either, but that makes sense. Like why would a shark piss off right into the middle?

Into the middle. Right. When there's potentially like warmer stuff nearby and more. But I've never thought about land. I've never thought about where a shark doesn't go. I just constantly think about where a shark might be right now. So wait, you're afraid of sharks then, right? Well, I don't like sharks.

I think the water in general is something we don't respect enough and should respect more. It's scary, man. It's not healthy to be in the ocean. I was about to tell you to hang out there because that's the farthest away from sharks. No, no, no, no. The shark itself is not something I fear. The ocean, and when you look down and then you just don't see what that fear of like, what's down there? The fuck is down there, yep.

Think about, yeah. You see that movie The Meg? That's a big shark. Could be bigger. The Meg look. Who knows? Yeah. In the middle of nowhere.

I went deep sea fishing one time and you just get in a boat. It like six in the morning. Yeah. You start drinking and then a guy just kind of like, I should have started. You just start going west for like an hour and a half and you go, man, we're really far.

And then you go like another half hour and you just go, they'd never find us. Have you seen open water the first one? No, don't. It's crazy like going out into the sea. How quickly you lose signal on all phones. Uh-huh. Because you're like, oh, it's crazy like going out into the sea and how quickly you lose signal on all phones. Because you're like, oh, it's everything. The land towers that these connect to and they're on any in the sea. There's none. And you just go out there and you go, well, hope we catch something.

And then you do where you don't have you been to the beach at night when you just walk into the water at night. That's terrifying. Yeah, I've done that one time. Yeah, never again. No, that sucks. Yeah, no, we also had to do like the stingray shuffle. There might I've done that one time. Yeah, never again. No, that sucks. Yeah, no. We also had to do like the sting ratio. Because there might be sting rays under the sand. Do you think there's an escalator anywhere that's a McDonald's? Like, you can order at the bottom at like a little kiosk.

And it's ready at the top when you get like near the top. The problem is when somebody orders McFlurry and you get the top and there. And they just say, I think you order McFlurry and you get to the top when you get like near the top, the problem is when somebody orders McFlurry and you get the top and they are just having a... And they just end in way... I think you order a McFlurry and you get to the top and they don't sell you and they just go, sorry, it doesn't work. And then you have to keep going

because what are you gonna do walk back? You can't, you can't. No. It's not a McDonald's going down, that's a Burger King. Burger King is, I think, the worst fast food restaurant. I could agree. Yeah. I have a nice Burger King.

Right, because it's bad. I think so. Their food is so bad that I like their impossible burgers. It tastes the least like all their other food. It's crazy that they're they take it tastes so much like Burger King and like nothing else. And then their fries taste like nothing. Yeah. And you go, how? How did this happen? How what happened? They figured it out for a while. You put like a Cheeto cheese on it.

They didn't like you, you could shake the box around and you get the Cheeto cheese all over the fries. Did that, did that in Japan? Yeah. The police in Japan where I put fries in a bag and then shook them all around. They always do like really weird things with like American fast food in Japan.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Japan, maybe too many sharks in Japan. Yeah, I would think so. Like near Japan around. Yeah. Would you be afraid constantly? No, I don't think you'd be afraid constantly, but I think if I went to the beach, I would be on more high alert for a shark.

I went to a aquarium in Osaka where they had a whale shark. But that's not like a shark, is it? Yeah, it's still a shark. It's a little shark a shark. There's a good shark What it's just it's just not a mammal whatever? Whatever animal is at the end. Uh-huh is what it is Like a tiger shark not a tiger True, so is you I got a pop nicknames. You think of it animal has an has an animal's name at the end, but it's the first animal. No, you're dumb.

I'm with Ladybug to Bug. It's a bug. Oh, we call it a Ladybird. What? And it's not a bird. Well, that's a dog. It's definitely not a bird. And why would you call it a bird?

I don't know. You call Ladybug's Ladybirds? Yeah. Ladybirds a person. It's definitely not a bird and why would you call it a bird? I don't know. You call ladybugs ladybirds? Yeah. Ladybirds a person. It's a dog. Rocket and Caranda and Ladybud. White. It's a ladybud's dog. A Ruger was not a rocket either.

You guys are all mixed up. God, we are. Ladybug is a bug and not a lady. I'll give you that. I heard something about like in Orca is actually like a dolphin. Yeah, it's mammal. Well, yeah, I'm saying it's not a whale. It's a dolphin. Yeah, it's close to a pork. That's weird. That's weird. They're like dicks. Oh, that's a good one. The chat. Dine a mic.

Spide a monkey. Oh, I thought Dine a mic was the thing you were saying. He's not dynamite. He's not dynamite. Actually speaking of dolphins, have you guys looked up, like once I found out that dolphins hump humans are trying to have sex with them, I immediately got on a YouTube and looked up videos of this. Immediately. Have you guys seen them? Yeah, honey. I mean, he's right. He's very right. Technically, well, they also call Orca's blackfish and they're not fish. That's true.

And I've also never heard that. Really? I mean, there's a documentary called, why I know that? But I thought that was just sort of supposed to be like, like, like a, like I guess I just thought it was like a spy-up thing. I think most things are CIA ops. I think they're like, like, I think the most things are planted to mentally break me and I must overcome them

in order to see. I'm not connecting. I understand. I understand. Yeah. What? You think like you're living like a true minstrel life? No, no, no, no.

I just think. He's just at the CIA's everywhere. Yeah, yeah. And I just think the CIA Yeah, I just think the classic I think they're doing classic siops to break me mentally. So blackfish is a like a a siop name for it's a good name. Yeah, I'm against them. I guess or I'm against C world. I suppose we get C. Yeah, yeah, I grew up a shirt near C world and I didn't like it. No, we neither actually because you had to go inside We're all the sharks were

Very clear about that and we come for all circle That's when I'm getting you don't like sharks. I'm not a water guy. I'm not yeah, we grew up at a beach I grew up in San Diego, but like we're also like we went to like the desert. So you're like desert rat people That I think that's more my I think my people are not water people. They are, they are people who like live in the desert and like steal their stepdad's dirt bike and sell it for like meth money. I think that's my people. And the CIA is after me trying to stop me. And he trying to stop you from stealing your dad's dirt. Step dad's. I sent you a TikTok recently that was a rat playing doom. Yeah, did you see that?

It's like the easiest fucking level of doom I've made. They made a special for the rat. They made a special doom for the rat. Yeah, they made a... Are you pissed off that no one made a special level in doom for you, but they made one for a rat. I know, I know a guy who works on doom and he didn't make a special level for me. Someone wrote, this is the next matrix.

Someone wrote black widow, not a widow. not a widow it is though because they eat the Mail yeah, that's why it's called a black pudding praying mantis do as well. Oh, yeah, it's not a praying. It's a mantis Well, it's both They're praying and also being a mantis What else is hippopotamus not a horse? What no No one said it was a horse. What the fuck? What are you on about? What the fuck? What do you say what do you want about?

What do you him? I don't know what's like that. That's crazy, isn't it? But there's no where in hippopotamus doesn't say horse. It's true. I don't know where that came from. You ever see when people like from the year like 1500 like drew like a giraffe or whatever and it would just be like what happened here? Don't get me started

They like two years ago two three years ago that came out and there's a third species of giraffes Wait, what were they have the two there was I don't know. I'm like why do we care? It's that old giraffe? So they two there's three well That's so low though, isn't it? There's like three kinds of drugs. I think of how many elephants there are. I think two. I think there's only two kinds now.

African Asian. Yeah, Indian. I don't think, I think that's like an extinct kind, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, it is. So there's two. Okay. And so he's saying that it's the same number of giraffes and then they said here's a third one.

So what you've posited is for a year. She and we thought that I should have like, you know, you're on. I was somebody who was working on a book saying giraffes definitely only two species. And now out the window, it's been. I can say scientifically only two species. I was just like, why do we care? Why are we why are we checking out draft? Man, this really rouse you up cold.

That's what makes me mad Potsamas means water horse. Is that what the name? Oh, that's what they're trying to say, but that's not what it is I mean, that's not what it's called it's just like a hippopotamus. It's just like the horse of oh, I guess there are some where it's like Seahorse. Yeah, see horse. Seahorse are less horse than sea. They are C-horse. C-horse. C-horse are less horse than C. They are more. They are more. They are more. C. Wow. Yeah. That.

Oh, yeah. That's fully. Mm-hmm. Someone said R-I-P air explain. Ah, this is a tough one. Really? Which are you? What are you confused about now? It's just C-horse. C-horse is. C-horse. C-horse. C-horse. That's fine. Oh, I will allow C-horse's. They can be the one outlier. Lady bird. No, no, no, no, no, no, ladybug. Yes. It's a bug. Birds. There's a bird called Secretary bird.

Not a secretary. It's a bird. Very long legs. It's like this is snakes. It like stomps on snakes. I've seen that at the zoo. I've seen two kinds of drafts. You see that at the zoo? You might see three. I don't know. It's true. I've seen horses that have long eggs, You see that at the time. You might see three. I don't know. It's true. I've seen horses that have long eggs, but not giraffes maybe. They couldn't warm us. Sea lion, not a lion. So if it's...

Oh, if it's two animals, this is always the second animal. If it's sea, then an animal. Then it gets always the first thing. It's like the sea version of a lion. Well, I don't think it's... And a sea version of a lion. Well, I don't think it's and a sea version of a horse. It's because it's definitely sea lions, definitely more lion than water. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Why is it called a seahorse? That's a bad name for it. Does it have a horse face? No, it doesn't. No, it's got like a long. I guess it's got like a snork face. If you were dumb and all sorts of it's not a top.

It's not a horse. I don't think it looks like. I don't think it looks like a horse. If you were dumb and that's true, if you go back in time when people were drawing elephants and stuff, I think you'd be like, I'm an idiot, that look at this monster. Well, because they also like in Greek mythology, they thought that Poseidon made horses. I'm sorry. What in Greek mythology, they thought that Poseidon made horses. The sea guy.

Yeah, that makes they thought horses came from the sea. What Poseidon makes sea guys came from the sea. What beside the big sea guy. I'm sorry. What makes complete sense? I was being sarcastic. Oh god. Sorry, that didn't come across the pie. I thought you were like on board with the horses came from the ocean. It was like the it was like a whole bunch of metaphors where it's like the waves are like a rumbling horses running at the coast and like the horses would come out of the water. Oh, I think this might be an instance where a guy who doesn't understand subtlety thinks that people were being literal about something.

I mean, you can check it. You can Wikipedia says Poseidon thought. Right, right, right. What I'm saying is that people probably wrote like that in prose and in poetry. And then a scientist read this and went, Yoreka, I don't understand. The guy like these like the galloping of the sea. Yeah. and then a scientist read this and went, Yerika, I don't understand. The guy like, he's like the galloping of the sea. Yeah, he went, they must think that horses come from the water

instead of some poet writing about how the sea is rumbling and deep and he's making connections. I probably saw a picture of a sea horse. And I was like, Yerika. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp Online Therapy. We talk about BetterHelp a lot on this show, and this month, we're discussing some of the stigmas around mental health. We focus so often on New Year's resolutions that focus on taking care of our bodies.

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You wouldn't have found out about the McDonald's bridge. You wouldn't have found out about the boat bridge. You would have a lot less information about bridges. I'll tell you. No, but I mean, I think about weird stuff like this at home. I talked to my, I'm, you know, with my own thoughts. I, I partake in the greenery of the earth and I just sit there to think thoughts. And these are some of them.

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the year. Which one should she listen to first? Oh, fuck face. Okay. Yeah. Face Jam. She just talked about eating raw broccoli because doctors told her it's better for her. We ate Applebee's Cheeto wings. So Face Jam is not for you, maybe. Okay, no, I've listened to, I've seen some of the video podcasts for Face Jam. Uh-huh. Yeah, so I've seen a few of them.

What a review. I've seen that trash garbage idiots. I didn't say anything. I was just saying like, I've seen it, but I haven't listened to fuckface, so I mean, bleep face, I've face. Well, if you want to see this podcast with most of the regular crew, but you want to see it live in on the anniversary of this company on April 1st, we're going to be doing a live podcast from Statesite Theater. You got rtxvend.com,

check out the normal podcast tour. We're going to have more dates announced for more podcasts through the year, like one a month. Podcast tour is not the right term for what's happening, but we are doing some live shows for podcasts around the United Stravaganza, right? Yeah, it's a podcast extravaganza. Yeah, if extravaganza means one a month every month for a different show every month. That's kind of a tool. Is it? No. Also sorry this podcast has been bad. So apologies.

This is the second time I'm gonna say this to Jessica today. You don't have to apologize like ever to anyone. I don't know why you would apologize for not just this. Fuck this, who cares about this? In general, just don't apologize. you would apologize for not just that fuck this who cares about this in general Just don't apologize. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, never mind fuck all you guys You and them The very pro Jessica

Yeah, I like how it's... You know what I do, right? I like how it was like trying on a pair of shoes that she thought were a little too cool for her. She went, yeah, fuck you. Oh, yeah, yeah. How I feel about it. I feel like this is similar to the stuff we talk about.

Yeah. Outside of work. Yeah, no, yeah. I mean, and even when we do talk, we're not intoxicated on anything. Yeah. Outside of work. Yeah. No, yeah. I mean, even when we do talk, we're not intoxicated on anything. We just have these thoughts. You don't know that. You could be eating raw broccoli with garlic powders.

Oh my god. Broccoli. People alcohol on the broccoli? Like rum or... What would pay well with raw broccoli? I think that all sounds like disgusting. I mean, gin would probably, because it's botanical is probably the closest,

I would think. Fiable. Oh, that made my stomach do a flip. Oh, god. That made a lot of fun. No, everyone loves that. I'm telling them to go like fuck themselves. I mean, you guys love torture and being treated like shit.

Okay. Actually, do you love it? Look at it. Hey, you want worms? I'm gonna stab you. Say you want to be like shit. Okay. Actually do you love it? Look at it. Hey, I want to warm some stuff. Look at them. Yeah, say you want to be stepped on. Yeah. If sent me pair of heels, I will absolutely step on it.

Wow. RTX. Yeah. There was. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There was somebody that I knew, friend of a friend, who was like, she's doing like sugar baby stuff where like a guy would like pay for her, like go on shopping trips and stuff. And I'm like, well, she's doing like sugar baby stuff, where like a guy would like pay for her,

like go on shopping trips and stuff. And I'm like, well, that's crazy. Do you have to like be mean to him and do like crazy shit or whatever? She's like, no, he just gives me money. And I went, that's, I need to figure out how to do that. I think that's just looking for companionship. I'm like, the cool, she's like, I've never met him.

And I'm like, that's the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard. Does that have a met? No. They just have some kind of like, I'm like, oh, is this like an elicit affair? Like, whatever, and she's like, can you give me the number? Right? No. They just have some kind of like, I'm like, oh, is this like an elicit affair? Like, whatever. And you give me the number. Right. Yeah.

It's like it. It's just going to Twitter just they looking for a sugar daddy. And like, there's like, it's like a trigger word that sends everyone to you. It's a trigger word that sent you to try it later. I will. There. I'm up the client. You could. I could catfish, but you never know. I think there's a little special

something for everybody out there. That's true. So, you know, I just think getting paid is fucking cool. Yeah. That's it. Any way you can do it. Yeah. It rules. Yeah, hell yeah. And it's not even like sex work. No. Technically. I had a friend that did that too. She would just go to dinner with just men, different men. And she would always tell a friend that did that too. She would just go to dinner with just men, different men. And she would always tell a friend that she was at a restaurant and she would always kind of like sit in the corner. And it was just dinner and he would bring an envelope and just pay her. But he just was like looking for somebody to talk to and just chat with, have dinner with. And that was it. And she was making really good money doing it.

Did she like doing it? She said that she liked it when there was nothing else more involved. So if it was just dinner, there was, and she always upfront was like, this is it. It's just dinner. I'll go, yeah, I'll go shopping with you. We'll go hang out, but that's it. Which it's super innocent.

You're just kind of like, and he was an older man. So I think his wife had passed. And so he was just looking for Companion chip. Huh. It's like an entire industry in Japan like Renta girlfriend's or a Renta boyfriend. Oh really? Yeah, it's like oh for the day. I'm gonna rent this person and then you meet up and go and They have a report like okay. We went here and did this Huh, how much that's interesting has this pandemic? Stopped you from being in Japan. I feel like

Before I feel like for a lot of people. Yeah, everyone's just like waiting for the bad to be so I was supposed to go March 19th The pandemic hit on March 18th That sucks. Yeah, and it's been a year of this. Yeah, there's also I have I have bigger plans Mm-hmm of going out there for a more extended period. I want to try to go to like a language school there. And that's been frozen for eight months now. So you're just in like a limbo.

Yep. Yeah. So I've been there. It's not great. Cole and I see each other like every Saturday with my baseball. And it will be, just occasionally occasionally there will be days real come on Saturday and just go,

it's all fucked up, I'm not going to Japan right now. And it was like, it would be once every probably two and a half or three months where we'd be like, he's ramping up, he's ramping up, he's getting close. Oh man, we only got a few left and then he would come and go like, never mind. Like, you know the feeling when you know

you're gonna move house, so you stop like doing stuff for you. I'm not gonna put this picture up. I'll just keep it on the floor until I move. And then you end up with a big stack of shit. You probably should have just put up. When you're about to switch countries and you know it's coming, but because of other circumstances, it gets dragged on for years. You leave a very weird and sort of like piled up life. Yes, it is. Should I invest in this? No, so like the most recent time that I got canceled the day before I was shopping for

apartments and was packing up my room. Like, so I have a bunch of just stuff like my anime figures and stuff in boxes. And so I was like, I'm not unpacking. This, I did myself a favor and packed for the future. I also desperately need to buy a new bed. But I, I, I, I, you've just spent for a year. Yeah. You have anime toys that you have not seen since March.

It kills me. It kills me. And then you don't, and then you have it in the ceiling or a hiding. And I, Oh, cold, cold, just, just get him out. If you unpack the worst thing that can happen, suddenly you can go to Japan and you're like, bad at packing, but at least then you're going.

The moment you unpack them is the moment at all. It could be- It could be the moment I put the last one on the shelf. Like, ah, what's that? Oh, come back, all right. I think that's win-win. But they know what's gonna happen as soon as they put it back in the box,

they can't get to the box. Oh, absolutely. 100%. How about this? Get there. Mm-hmm. I'll go be. Oh, absolutely. 100%. How about this? Get there. I'll go to your apartment, pack all your shit up, and I'll just send it. Oh!

That's one of the nicest things you've ever said or done for anybody. Oh, if it's weird, I'll do it. I'll help you out. If it's like a bizarre favor that no one should really offer, I'll be on the way. I'm moving countries. I really need to pack my anime fidget. I can't miss this date. I have to go now. But I had to trick myself into being able to go.

Because if I pack to my kids' cancel, I feel like if I pack up before I go to Japan, God will be mad at me. So I need you to pack everything up for me. Yeah, like God is just like looking over the up and that he just sees Cole already in Japan. He's like, what? And he doesn't check. He's like what? What? And he doesn't check. He's like, wait, his figure is still at home. Oh, god damn me damn. Damn me.

Damn it. I actually have a trip plan to England for most of the month. Actually, just UK and Jordan. I'm going to go to Scotland as well. You mean to pack anything? For a favor? Packer anime figures. Yeah. Yeah. England for most of the month actually just UK and Jordan. I'm gonna go to Scotland as well You miss pack any for uh Frapral Pecker anime figures. Yeah But I have a refundable ticket because I mean if cove it's still regionally, there's I'm not gonna go So who and I have no idea yeah, give me fun co-pops. I

Personally don't I'm not a huge fan of them. I don't like them That's why I was asking, because if you said yes, that would have been very disappointing. No, I think it would have just been like shocked. I would have been like, Jessica's fucking go pops. What do you think I have? Just in general. I'm trying to figure in's like little things

and then a lot of like, like, I think that you either have spoons or fans. I have spoons that I eat with. Well, I think we all have spoons that we eat with Jessica. So you think I collect spoons that I eat with. Well, I think we all have spoons that we eat with Jessica. Do you think I collect? I thought maybe you have some kind of thing. We don't think we don't have my camera on the side of the spoon. My grandma has decorative spoons.

She has like from like Indiana or. I thought maybe you have like gyps or like this is a thing. Do I give you that by? Well, I just thought it was like a chain where you're like, I did this with my grandma. I also have these spoons. That's the kind of like. You know what, Eric? I don't have any did this with my grail. I want to have these spoons. That's the kind of like You know that I would like I don't have any spoons. Yeah, that's fans. I don't have any fans either

I do have a look. I have some figurines of Wonder Woman. Okay, but obviously What's the thing you collect? I don't know if I really collect anything. Okay, what's your hobbies? I don't like yeah What's a clutter? Yeah, what's your hobbies? I don't like a bunch of clutter. Yeah, what are you into? Well, recently I've been spending my evenings trying to get my own personal projects off the ground. I wanna make movies and tell stories and stuff. Yeah, but like that's not funco pops.

Like what's your other thing? Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I scream at the top of my lungs as often as I can. AKA, I try and sing constantly. Oh, yeah. It me and Devon, we fight overnight where we can both sing in the house because he thinks that he can sing, he cannot.

And I think I can sing and he thinks that I can't sing. So there's just next week, Devon and Jessica will sing on set up a little mic. Oh, sing on. We'll have a vote. Well, what are you doing on Wednesday? I guess this. I'm going to pre-tape this. Yeah, let's do it We got to pre-tape this next one. So I'm should I sing set up? I that's up to you. I'm not gonna make us

What do you want me to sing? I love that song. I mean it's high I just don't know how we can show it on the podcast, but we're going to we have Ruby songs Yeah, there's that one that says fuck a bunch The Ruby songs have some high notes in there man. There's some high I'm trying to figure out which Ruby song is the most twerkable right before we go. There are Ruby songs have some high notes in there, man. There's some high notes. I'm trying to figure out which Ruby song is the most twerkable. Twerkable?

Yeah, which one? So if I'm seeing you guys will be twerking, dope. Yeah. I'll be back to plan. Let's do it. Yeah. Let's see if I can set this up with Devon and see if we can get a mic. I just don't know how we're going to show it on the podcast.

Yeah. But we have a lot of people. We have vote. Suppose there's a voting feature. Well, right, but we won't be live because it'll be okay vote now If you think who is better Your solution for not be why next week is to vote now Oh the week before we have the context we can do the karaoke stream would someone wrote karaoke stream

That would be really fine. We can record multiple versions of the finale. And have that like whoever win we have the vote. And then we have someone from broadcast. Sorry, you have to let the do with the apprentice and stuff. You realize the pretend to win the apprentice. I realized that I was saying I was like, I could be stuck. You're bound yourself. What's the song that you sing the most? She was yelling me about what he brought up the apprentice and I was like I could be stuck to yourself What's the song that you sing the most she was yelling me about? Well, he brought up the apprentice and I was like that one trump show But you see that when I've seen like the Alan Sugar one see I don't I didn't even know that you can have a different

Not really Really I was like you watched the trump show I never seen that one no I haven't either back in the day, but not anytime recently Anyway, I think they do is that because they decide until it as they film two endings. Okay, that makes sense. Okay. We can do like what they do in like HGTV where we already know who the winner is But then we make people think we don't know who the winner is. It's like that's kind of what Gavin just posited by saying just vote Before we even do the contest. I also watch a lot of documentaries and paint I don't know. You paint. Do you click art? What do the contest. I also watch a lot of documentaries and paint. I don't know.

You paint? Do you click art? What do you paint? I do like collecting stuff. Okay, you're right. We found it. Okay, yeah. I do love going to little cute spots and getting like independent art and stuff like

that from from local artists too. So yeah, if I could cover my entire wall space at my house with really cool, interesting art I would for sure. Okay.I. would for sure. Okay. Yeah. Um, anyway, at what point do you yell at us for seeing? Is it when it's in a tune? I was at the words. I think it's any of it really.

I don't think so. If I was like, please don't or do. Hey, you know what? At this point, what if I told it a story like I had a friend called Tommy and he used to work on the docs? Uh-huh. My gosh, but the union what happened? Union something happened. I think they were. I thought you were gonna say he was a pinball wizard, but that's a lot of their.

It's a different Tommy I suppose. How many Tommy songs of it? Two. I think that's it. And then nope, that'll not the third one. Yeah. Now, I know it like a giraffe. Like a drop. That's the third time. Stop. No. I don't want it. Enough. We don't need it. Okay. So singing collecting paintings. What was the other thing that you said arguing? Arguing? Yeah. Documentaries. I love watching documentaries. Man, there's so many like ancient Egypt documentaries out there that are just fascinating. Mm-hmm. And about space and time. You messaged me so much about space. If you've watched a documentary about space or time, because we love interstellar, it's like anytime I like anything space and time related, I find out new information or like there's a new planet that's been found or like a telescope out there has taken a new picture

I'm like, oh yeah, look at that. I like the moment when we were watching it to Stella. It was like Right after the docking scene and we were just both like watching because it's like very intense scene and after it was over It goes very quiet. We just went But also West Ellis and his friend Randy that everyone knows they I don't know if you might have been there But he showed Interstellar to Randy for the first time. I was in, I was there. That's boy, that's great. But you saw, did you see the video?

Oh yeah. And it was that docking scene where Randy is just staring. It is. It is. Randy is like if a golden retriever was a human man. Yeah. So he was watching it like the way a dog watches a duck on TV. Yeah.

Like where it was like, and it's the docking scene, it's special, yes. It was So fucking fired in. It was incredible. I mean, that, yeah, I think anytime you're watching it, or still are that scene, for sure, for sure. I first watched that movie in the front row of the IMAX. Oh my God. And it was one of the most intense, I thought my heart was a good. But he's a movie. He's not. He watched it. I. I'm expert. No, I don't think anything should be. I'm expert. I don't know why there's a front road and I'm done crooked. I'm expert. Rowan, it was awful. Oh my God. I saw done

I'm acts, but none so much dark night. The second time, the first time I just saw on theaters like that, then I had opened and then I saw I max dark night and I was in the first row. And it's just I remember the scene where Gordon is I'm not going to be a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a

lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a

lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a

lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of ever do that again. No, there's a lot. Oh, but watching Interstellar Front Row and I max. Yeah, I would have a heart attack for sure. I thought the rules and ceiling were that to get ripped off. Yeah, I was so overwhelmed. I think watching Interstellar Front Row and I max feels like watching anything 40X. Okay. In the front row, like when we saw Fast and Furious

and they just kept shooting smoke and everyone in the front row is going, because they couldn't see anything because smoke was just billowing at. Yeah, and they were 40X. What can you request to movie in 40X? I don't think so. Well, I think it has to be there to like program. Yeah, I don't think it's just they put it there and then they shake you around. It's like tied to it. If the movie's not programmed, they're just like stick it on random. Yeah.

It's like a really deep right? And we're getting sprayed. Yeah. What if it was like all sexy as your chairs start to like? You can't be too much. You've just joined a sexy and you got sprayed. Wait, so that again? What?

Wait, don't really didn't hear you. What? We got a wall. A sexy and getting sprayed, as I said. Would that be too much? Like if they actually sprayed the. What, we got a wall. A sex scene and getting sprayed, is that what you said? Would you be, would that be too much? Like if they actually sprayed the wall on your face during a sex scene. Yes.

Is she, is who is getting sprayed in the face in the show? Or is it, it's not, they don't show like, you're gonna see like, dick going in and in. Right, right. Typically what you're both describing is pornography, which is not shown in the 40X pornography. That's what we're saying. It's rhythm sucks.

It looks like trying to check your phone. It's like, finish. But he's saying in a sexy, like, would they spray? But I'm like, most sex scenes I've seen, I don't ever see the guy like to stick out. You see the guy. No, but why do you have to be sprayed with it? Because it's not being sprayed in the movie?

Well, sometimes you see if someone's finishing a movie, they show the junk. But they're they're they're they're finishing in what movie are you watching or somebody's finishing? Evan Gillian. The people have. If okay, I will say if they show even Gillian in 40 X and Shinji comes in his hand, I say spray spray me in the face They shagging that car. Yeah, see anyone finish Do you think stopping is finishing What should be ideally Different terms different terms different terms hey can I guess can I guess star I don't know on

fuckface let me come in now we don't do guess okay sounds good just just three white men that's fine that's what's up. Once from Canada. You can, what is from Canada? You can argue with it, but I don't think you can argue with the numbers. Oh man. Yeah. It is staggering how many people listen to this podcast that I can't describe to anyone and never tell anyone about. It's way to have a podcast at this point where we really don't talk about anything proper. Yeah. But you can't just jump in anymore. No. It's weird to have a podcast at this point where we really don't talk about anything proper. But you can't just jump in anymore. There's like a thick law. I would love to do nothing.

I would love to see somebody try to jump in now. Hey, I'll be the guinea pig, man. Listen to it. Listen to the newest step. Wait until the new one comes out. I know someone who jumped in on it because apparently there was something in the sub-reddit. It was like, this is the funniest episode ever. And it was a broken piece of it.

Yeah. The person who had never listened to an episode before said they listened to it and said, it was the worst thing I ever listened to. Yes. You spend the first ten minutes talking about printing the law without ever explaining what that means because that came from the previous episode. Then we talk about a picture from the previous episode. Not only is it an audio podcast where you can talk about a picture from the previous episode. Not only is it an audio

podcast where you can't see a picture, it's a picture from last time. And then there was like a third thing and I was like, yeah, on paper, that's a really bad one. Overwhelming vocal support for this episode, where Andrew called in on three or four different devices. So his microphone is never consistent because the law fucked up his computer. Yeah. So wait for the next one and then have a shot. Sit down and go, what's's this about what's all this then is what you can say and then you can listen to it and go they sure are talking about the tuxedo a lot

and then you go oh that was a thanks position there's nothing wait with Jackie Chan uh-huh oh I remember that what do you think I liked it when I saw it but I was like 12 so I liked it when I saw it, but I was like 12, so. Cool. There you have it. Good deal. What about you, Jessica? What do you think about the tuxedo with Jackie Chan? I haven't seen it.

Okay. So Jennifer, love you, it's in it. In order to watch, in order to listen to the fuckface, did she need to watch the tuxedo first? No, that's, well, for one of them maybe. That's some content later. Okay. Cool.

So don't watch the Tuxedo. Copy that. We'll let you know when you need to watch the Tuxedo. You should probably put a disclaimer at the beginning of the episode that somebody needs to watch the Tuxedo. The thing that we have been doing with the podcast that I've really liked is Jack will record a thing about what he thinks the podcast is going to be about each episode.

That was the other thing that the person said, because that was another visual joke. So it was like, thing that happened last time, visual joke that happened last time, visual joke. Yeah. It was a lot of fucking stuff. Jack goes into the chat and just sees what we were typing while we were doing this podcast and tries to piece it together. Yeah.

He's close sometimes and he's never right. Yeah. So we have him record the next week on yeah. Based on what we've left in discord. Okay. And a lot of the time he's pretty close. A lot of the time he's way off. Yeah. It's pretty fun. Really something. My favorite thing is people now say, hey, could you put that at the beginning of each episode? Like it, like you can't just go back to the other one at the end. Just on your own.

On your own, just, just back. Because if you're pinching them, which is when we stop, or you'll be able to do, do you really wanna hear it twice? Do you wanna hear it and then hear it again the next time? No.

You wanted the end of the other one. I agree. Yeah. And we're not gonna put it at the beginning in the next one, it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I can see why people are saying it, but it's like, I can't. It's quite easy to find terrible idea Well, listen to these people. It's only if you're listening week to week

Yeah, it's like watching the loss when it was on it's like It's the last time previous Leon. Yeah, who would do that? What have you got like, black crystal? Just, he's just making people. Maybe I didn't think he was actually gonna give an answer. Yeah. So what, we would get BK to read the same disco jet read for next week.

Yeah. And she would do it for last week. Right. We could talk about that. She would say the same, she would probably, they would just do it and she would say this week on instead of next time on. And then she would do previously on.

Right, she would do pre, but okay. This rules. Yeah, this is insane. I don't wanna do this. This does work. So she would do last week on at the beginning. Yes, yeah, and she would see what we put in the chat for the last time.

Yeah. But then if she's see what we put in the chat for the last time. Yeah But then if she's not right that wouldn't tell that's no one give you the information I would for this one correct We should do it. No, it shouldn't be K. I don't want to I feel like I'm the meme with like all the math problems What we do? No, okay, what are we doing? What does Jack do for I think I'm going to say. You don't understand what we do. No. OK, what are we doing? What does Jack do for?

I said I don't understand what you think he does. We're doing what Jack does for. So is he listening to the previous podcast or whatever? And he's see, I don't. He's reading the chat log of what they sent on Discord to each other. OK, so he's not reading. I thought he was reading the chat log of what they sent on discord to each other. Okay, so he's not reading I thought he was reading the chat of this, but just to you to each other. Okay, that's even more chaotic. Yeah. Yeah. And then Cole's idea is to have BK do the

same thing, but for the previous episode and say last previously on. Yeah, except she only met us like a couple of months ago. Right. And she must know I didn't have to do it. Absolutely insane choice to throw into this thing. I like it. I like it. Well, you should ask her.

I mean broadcast now. So I got a question. You want to do something? There you have it. I think we should wrap this episode up and go to the post show. I just love the idea of a next time on and I'm previously on the never took place. Just trying to catch it. So what's this podcast?

It's like going what happened last time and none of it's right. I didn't like lost while it was on. That's the best viewing experience. I think who said that? You did. It was a much better binge. No, I disagree. I think that I think that I benched it. Yeah, I didn't see what I think the best Shit when it was live and I benched it Decade layer yeah way better. I ready for programming to start being made for binging I think I think most content is made for binging at this point. How is something not made for binging? Because I think they like put mysteries and stuff in

where like week to week you're supposed to be like, oh, what's gonna happen? And then you're supposed to talk about it for a week because that's what I think you're saying. That's what I loved about lost. Yeah, I don't think you don't actually talk about it for a whole week. You talk about it for like 20 minutes after.

When you can't do it during bing. We talked about it for so long, all the time, once in a year. It was like this podcast when lost was on where it just was lost talk. That full episodes of the Make a 64 podcast were the same thing. We're be like, okay, but what about now it's swaying up to? I remember being in school and they put out a trailer for season two of lost. And it was like very fast cut. And then I think there was like a clip of Desmond doing like the failsafe switch. And it was like very fast cut. And then I think there was like a clip of Desmond doing like the fail safe switch.

And we were, there were like three frames of it in the trailer. We were like framed by frame like, what is he doing? Who is that? What's going on? Maybe a season three. I don't know. And it's like you're talking to that group about it then you talk to someone else about it.

It's like a week of you catching up with everyone. It's like, but that was that time. That was long time ago. Now I feel. Yeah, I don't watch anything now. I don't watch anything anymore You don't watch any TV. No, not really What do you think it shows you don't watch a watch professional wrestling and that's about it. Yeah sports watch sports Yeah, what you need to swallow so a mosque. Yeah, I've made a bunch. I love that. I think that's super cute I love that. I think that's super cute. Great.

I'm so cute. Who's your favorite sewing YouTuber? I don't have a favorite sewing YouTuber, but there are a bunch of sped up videos guys in Mexico making masks. And I have to slow them down and go frame by frame.

Maybe with a lust trailer. Yeah, it's absolutely. And I just want to... Why is he doing a fail-safe? What is this? And then that's how I frame. Maybe with a lust trailer. Yeah, it's absolutely. And I just want to see what is this? And then that's how that's how I learn. Hmm.

There's a how do you feel about YouTube getting rid of the down vote? I don't give a fuck. Okay. I don't know if I don't know if you use that to like, I didn't use the down vote ever. I mean, I don't say you as a viewer going and seeing, okay, is this an actual tutorial?

Is this somebody fucking around? You know how I figure that out I go skip skip skip skip for nothing here and then I go to the next video like I always did never have used the Downvote feature at all. I don't care doesn't mean it. Yeah, I like how how upset it made Reddit a Platform that is all about up and downvotes Imagine if Reddit got rid of the downvote. I don't know. Imagine if Reddit got rid of the downvotes, I don't know where anyone would go to go, what happened? Day, I guess? I don't know.

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