Rooster Teeth Podcast - Extra Life Damage - #675

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Geoff Ramsey as they talk about toilet technology, the three best fruits, Extra Life, Halo Infinite, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Squarespace (Squarespace.com/roosterteeth), Better Help (betterhelp.com/rooster), and MVMT (http://MVMT.com/rooster). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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am Gavin I am Barbara I am Jeff and I'm Gus Jeff you're a monster why you know what you did I saw you do it like right before it went live I burnt you you went to the bathroom and didn't flush the toilet I went to a urinal there's no urinal no no I went to the bathroom and didn't flush the toilet. I went to a urinal You there's no urinal in the bathroom. No, I went to the bathroom. Yeah, but they auto flush. No, they tone Don't they know it doesn't every doesn't every toilet have a little sensor that auto flushes Do you want to go check isn't it 20 20? Standing up peeing into the toilet well because you were The sensor sensor does not read that. I don't think you walked over what would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations?

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Well, why didn't you just say something then and I was happy? Because then I would talk about it on the podcast. I assume that yellow gold. I assume that anytime I use a public restroom, it's got a little sensor that auto flushes because it's been that way for 30 years. Every single public restroom. It's got a little sensor that auto flushes because it's been that way for 30 years. Every single public restroom? So it wasn't a toilet or a 20 years. No, it was a toilet. He was trying to pass it off and see who's at a urinal. He was not at a urinal.

No, I was at a toilet. I was at a toilet. But when you go to toilet, it has the thing that auto flushes. No, it does definitely just not. Were you not in the bathroom long enough to hear if the toilet flush or not? I was just talking, I was having a conversation with Gus, I don't think about it. Wally was pissing? Well no, he came out of the stall and I finished the year in a little bit and washed our hands together.

He's not that much of a monster he did wash his hands. Do you have a dude, Tuesday? No. Well, because that would be way worse. Made a little bit pissed. I swear to God that bathroom has got to have an auto sensor. No, Mike shaking his head no. It doesn't.

I think that? Well, that's gross because it's 2021. It's your right. It's not your fault. It is. It is 2021. I'm not on trial here. The goddamn bathroom is on trial. I don't think that yeah, I don't think that any of the the stalls here have the auto flood. No, and the, the, well, listen, I didn't realize the rooster teeth was still in the past. Now I get it. I get it. Okay. God damn well I try to get try to think it's 21 Rooster Teeth. Get a bad sensor on the toilet at your home Yeah, I have a I have a bidet. Oh an automatically flushes you with the bidet and you heard that before. That's very fancy It's very nice. That would be nice. It's fancy to use a different toilet to use an idea of becoming animal

Yeah, I like having control over my flushes personally. Because I feel I feel like most places that have that automatic flush, it never works the way you wanted to. Either flushes too soon or never. Well, you know the nice thing about the option is that you do have control. You can choose to flush or let it do it. I assumed that our bathroom at Rischth was in the present, not in the very, very distant past. So I didn't, but, uh, poi, I will from now on. There. It's 30 years in the past,

apparently. There are some toilets that have such a violent flush, and it's an automatic flush, that if you're sitting on the toilet when it flushes, it'll literally like, oh, suck your vagina lips down with it. Try, try having a pair of testicles. Oh. lips down with it. Try having a pair of testicles. Oh! The worst... The worst is when it gets so striculous. It gets so striculous. It's the worst. Yeah.

That's the fucking worst. At least you guys have everything that... You don't have things that go internally. I guess you have your butthole, but like... You get you on a splash enough in the crevs up in there. You know, it's just bacteria. Why are toilet still so terrible? I don't think that technology will ever change.

It's largely unchanged, except for auto-flushing, I guess. Which we don't have. So we have the same toilets our grandparent were using here at Rousseau T. The toilets of our grandparent down. That at Roussertis the toilets of our Grandparents down that's our title. What do you want from a toilet that it doesn't do that it doesn't splash on my ass when you flush it Why can't there be any consistency? Why are some toilets like short and then why are some toilets long like Set on a short toilet your dick's rubbing up against the that you're gonna worry about like your dick placement There's a toilet

There's all there's a bathroom in this like temporary office we're in. The toilets are higher than normal. I love it. As a tall person, just to be able to like sit down and I have to like that. That's a lot of adjustable toys. You can adjust your car seat.

Why can't you adjust your toilet seat? Yeah, but a squat is better for your asshole. Yeah, just peeing. I guess this short. The shorter the toilet technically the better, right? I. Because you get more of a squat. I feel like's a bit more sour. The shorter the toilet, technically the better, right? Because you get more of a squat? I feel like American toilets are different though to a lot of European ones.

Like, they like suck all the water away. I feel like my bogs in England would just put more water on as the, it was always like a set level. I think it was in Germany where I just kind of shout on a shelf and then the water blasted off that so there's zero splash whatsoever. It's just like a bog tour. I like this. There. Hey, you know, they've been looking for more premium content. And I think this is a show. I forgot about this in talking about this the other day. I'm not joking by the way. Yep. Price it out there. I saw a woman live my worst nightmare and I felt so sorry for her.

I was walking down to public places, walking through a mall and like I saw this woman off to the side like kind of like sit down kind of squat down near the like with her back up against the wall like off to the side in the mall and like she had a friend with her who was like looking down talking to her and I was like oh I think I know what just happened and I think that woman accidentally shit her pants while walking through the mall because I gave a quick look and I could see like stuff on the floor under her where she was squatting and her friend was like taking a jacket her jacket off to like

gift to her to like wrap around her waist and stuff. And I felt so bad. Like I couldn't think of what to do to try to help this one. The only thing I could think to do was like act like I didn't notice it. Right. And just like keep walking. It was like a quick look.

Like, oh, I know what's happened. What was she? Do you think? If I had to guess, I'd say late 20s or 30s. Oh, OK. OK. And I was like, like, yeah, that is so such an embarrassing situation to be it's it is a it is a legitimate fear of mine that I will accidentally shit myself somewhere in public

there are a lot of there are a lot of things that happen where the the best thing you could do for someone is pretend like you don't notice it one of those is if you're talking to someone and they accidentally spit or like a piece of food comes out and like lands on their own face and they like brush it away, just like be looking at something else, pretend you don't see it. Don't want to embarrass them any further. I'll just spit food every year in face. There you go. Imagine. Imagine. Yeah, it's, I can't imagine living through it. I think I try to live every day of my life to prevent putting myself in a situation

where that might happen. You've never shit yourself in public. Oh, when I was in kindergarten, I shit myself. I shit my pants, because someone was taking too long into bathroom. Other than work, have you? Other than work,

have I shit myself in public? Yeah, because I know the answer to that one. I don't feel like I shit myself twice a month in public. Yeah, because I know the answer to that one. I mean, I feel like I showed myself twice a month in public. I know. Recently, I think you shot yourself while you were talking about how you pissed yourself. The new I did. Yeah. I should I shit. Dude, I wasn't in public, but I shit myself on a zoom meeting the other day. Oh my God. You and Trevor both did that. That was like, well, the other day for me was like three months ago. But it was like I didn't I didn't I think I told Gavin, I don't think I told anybody else.

But it was like, it was like during, I like Jordan and like, uh, all, every, all like executives and stuff. And I just, shit, my pants. And then I just kept going. I didn't realize. I thought like, I think I probably, I don't have to check on that later. And then I finished up like the last 10 minutes went to the bathroom. Oh, wow.

When, okay, I need to, it was a big, it was like a, okay. When okay, I need to it was a big let's like them. Okay, that's what I wanted to clarify because I think we might have talked about some the podcast before when someone says shit themselves. Like are we talking like there's pieces or are we talking like it just like prairie dog is there is. If there is residue you've shot yourself. Okay, like if there is any kind of duty on your, on your, on your, on you or on your underwear, or even like a stain.

Yeah. Yeah. You shot yourself. Okay. So the wipe shows results. You've shot yourself. Yeah. That's a good way to put it.

If you can, if you can turtle out and then suck it back in cleanly, I think you're fine. But what if it just kisses like, there's just, if it leaves, if it leaves lipstick, the wipe, you're dirty. Okay. Okay. Yeah Chat just informing Jeff about all the times he Yeah, I should myself all time Hey, I thought it was alcohol, but it didn't go away. I guess. Yeah, didn't go away. Yeah, you might have IBS Wonder like is there a tester, I feel like I do. Like is there a utility doctor like do I?

Dead and gastroenterologist they can do all, I'm getting a colonoscopy Friday. My doctor, can we film it? Oh, they're gonna film it, they do that. Are you out cold for that? Yeah. I think you guys, the footage of the last colonoscopy. They put you in the spotlight.

Don't they like that? Yeah, you're in twilight, you're not. It was like a happy hour, I think we did. They need you away, because they need to twilight. You're not. It was a happy hour. I think we need you. They need you away because they need to adjust you. I'm not doing it again. Yeah, when I had an endoscopy, which is the one in the mouth, not the one up the butt, and when they put me under, you know, they give you like the two shot twilight stuff,

the first shot you feel like really woozy and out of it and they give you the second one and you're like out. You don't remember anything. Right. They give me the first one. They give me the first one out in like the prep area. And they wheeled me into the room where they're going to do the endoscopy. And then I remember seeing my doctor, my gastroenterologist.

And I thought, oh, that's weird. My doctor's here. And then they came in the second one. Like that's like the last thought I had. And I like that's how out of it you are. Is I was like, oh, weird. Fancy running to my doctor here. I remember the first time this is 10 years ago.

I did it. I just remember the conversation, this is 10 years ago, I did it. I just remember the conversation, you know, they give it to you and they're like, you're gonna go somewhere, you know, you're gonna go sleep or whatever. And then I just remember like being slapped on the ass and woken up by the doctor and he said, you did great buddy.

And I was like, you slept your ass? Yeah. You're cool, Moscapie. Oh, awesome. It's like getting like a rhino plasuse surgery and just like slapping you across the face. Great job, bud, but you sure

You're not confusing it for when you were born. I'm pretty sure I don't remember that one. Yeah A little baby boy. We're in an interesting situation now where Tomorrow the next bleep face comes out. Yeah, and then we don't have anymore. Yeah ever No, we're just we're not ahead of tool. We were ahead and then it got then somebody got sick and ruined it So now we're don't look at me. Look at Canada. Yeah, he got sick. I didn't get sick. Did you get sick? Nope? I don't know who else it could have been Did he I we had no government for like a week. He said something today in Slack. So I he's definitely alive I feel like I

I He said something today in Slack, so he's definitely alive. I feel like I'm afraid. I check on him every day and I go, are you still alive? And he goes, yes. And then I tested, I texted him first thing Sunday morning and I said, check in and still alive. And I didn't hear from him for eight hours. And I said, I'm going to assume you're still alive.

And then I didn't hear from him again for like four more hours. And he's like, yeah, I'm okay. Like, I didn't really, he's really in a turn in his phone off these days. I don't like it. I don't like not being able to contact them. I never really he's on our slack Yeah, I just like it. I know he's there. I you said that I was like do they have a separate owners on ours? He's on ours Well, yeah, he works for Chievinhada. I'm a good employee. I'm here with a separate one or something I know he's been working for Chievinh for a couple years Is this live is yeah floppy top? I don't know why people like to ask that. I don't know. So that's what he looks like, huh?

You haven't met Andrew before? He's been at least for role-dancers. I don't know if I've ever met him though. You must have at some point. I don't know. I don't know that I have. Well, I might not have been around like you haven't lived until you spent any time in person with the enigma that is Andrew. Well, the thing is about Andrew, I've always pictured him with a mustache because of his Twitter profile picture. And so when I saw that he didn't have one,

I went, this isn't him. Well, that mustache was a glued on mustache anyway. I know. I know. I know it wasn't real, but for some reason, I've always pictured him like that. It's a problem, though, because the notes section is getting long on my phone We have so much to talk about and and some when when our notes get so big that we struggle to even decide what to talk about

That then creates more shit and we just never ever get to it like it creates a Creme mass that is unapproachable. It creates joke compression Yeah, it's really difficult to deal with, because it's hard to release the valve to let the comedy out evenly. So what I mean, you get fits and spurts, and then sometimes like some of the jokes get clogged, and then you got to throw those away.

And it's fucking with our notes, and then he'll say something like, I dropped a bowl of smashed up muffins on the bathroom floor, and then we're just like, oh that's four of us. Oh that's good. Yeah, go ahead. Dropped's ours, yeah. Go ahead. Dropped a bowl of smashed up muffins.

Anyway, listen to Bleepface to learn all about this. It's a podcast about fruit and fruit related activities. That's the best thing I can say. I just listened to the episode where you guys talked about apples and I wholeheartedly agree with everything Gavin said about that entire discussion I was going, yes Gavin, yes, yes. Absolutely. What did he say? Just that like apples are okay, about that entire discussion I was going yes, Kevin. Yes, yes, absolutely I don't know what to say just that like apples are okay. They're not

Near the best fruit anybody who thinks they're the best fruit. You're weird. What's the best fruit? I Really like strawberries blueberries see the problem with strawberries and blueberries is they're inconsistent You can get a really excellent one in a really mediocre. I think all fruit could be no If you get a honey crisp apple, honey crisp apple is consistently good. It's consistently okay. The problem with small berries though, is you have to be a shitler to make up the same masses

and apple, but they'll probably give you the shit. Well, how about this? Gus, what is the best fruit? Give me a top two. I think apple for great. So apple's the one or two. Yeah, apple is, apple, if I had any fruit, probably like apple and a sumo orange like Apple and a sumo orange.

Apple and a sumo. See, I like think about I like about you. You get specific. So you're like, I'll let me press Apple and a sumo orange. Yeah, they're like a red delicious apple garbage. Right. Absolutely trash. Well, there is a lot I'm, I'm learning about the complexities of Apple, bouquets and flavors.

Gavin, we do it. My favorite fruit. Top two. Yeah, we've covered in the other one. Number two for me, a bit pineapple. Mm hmm. Controversially. Number one for me would be a great fruit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, get like a nice pair that's like not too firm. That's like top. I think that's the trick.

I think most people eat pears wrong. And they, yeah, you know, when they're too firm. Pears really have to wait for them to ripen up. And they're excellent. And bananas are just, they always taste the same. Yeah. That's the nice thing about bananas. I will say, I think banana is the most

remarkably consistent fruit. It is very, very rare that you have a subpar banana because they're all clones of each year. I had one in Florida. It was a fucking nightmare. It upset me. It was a whole thing in the other in the other pockets. Oh, peaches are good too. Peaches are good. Peaches nectarines apricots. Grapes. Here's the thing about fruit. There's no bad fruit. There's no wrong choice when it comes to fruit. The like the foot The fruit basement, it's probably like a green grape. Maybe it's like the fruit basement. Red grapes are better than grapes.

I would disagree with you and say that the olive is the one of the worst foods. I love olives. Let alone the worst fruit. Okay, well, if you're gonna to consider it all of a fruit, then I understand that that's controversial because it is. I understand that like according to the letter of law, it might be, but we're going to go with like traditional traditional,

what is the grocery store? What's in the grocery store? Ask fruit. We're not going to get into the, that like the etymology of it, right? All melons are just filler. As you guys said, yeah, yeah, I think I think melons are garbage. Here's the thing about melons as you get older. Melons serve a very important purpose. They're fruit primer for kids. I hate it for you.

I hate it, melons as a kid. I still hate melons. Canalope, honeydew, all that shit. Garbage, mix you want to vomit. I don't love them, but my honeydew. The best fruits, the three best fruits. And it's, there are, it sounds like a cop out because you can't pick one,

but it is a perfect, it's a flavor triangle between, as Gavin said, a it is a perfect, it's a, it's a flavor triangle between, as Gavin said, a grapefruit by far, absolutely. Pineapple grapefruit, grapefruit, pineapple, a watermelon. Oh, watermelon as your top. Oh my God, yes. I was respecting your list until you threw watermelon. I know like watermelon is a ball of apple, but I wouldn't put it in top. Oh, it's easily above that.

No, it's not a ball of apple. I put it king of the melons, but I wouldn't have it in top. Oh, it's easily above that. No, it's not a blue apple. I put it king of the melons, but I wouldn't have it high up amongst the other king of the melons. It's definitely king of the melons. For sure, but not talking. A sard water melon. Water melon is the last thing I go for in the produce section of the grocery store.

The last thing. Maybe not a can of lope might be lower than a watermelon, but it's down there with it. It's bottom is can of lope than honey do than watermelon. You're crazy. Water melon is gone. What's that apple? Galapal. Galap that's only Chris Bapple let me tell you a little story a little story oh sorry that cosmic Chris Bapple I'm gonna tell

you a little story about it if that's is that the one that was on his desk I should do this myself I have to hear the story first before he had one on his desk they took with us the other day I thought it was that one did you wipe something on my apple no but what I did was I came into the office the other day and nobody was at work yet, right? Because it was 11 a.m., right? So y'all weren't awake yet. So I came in and it was a ghost town, of course,

because way too early for you guys to get up, 11 a.m. And I was walking through and I was looking at stuff and I saw an giant thing of Gorilla Glue that had never been opened. And I thought, well, this is a prime opportunity. So I grabbed the Gorilla Glue and I was looking at stuff to glue to stuff. Right?

And I went straight to your desk and I was gonna glue everything you had to everything that you have, right? And I started with the Cosmic Crisp because I thought like, this is great. He left it here, he was gonna take it home and he was gonna have it. I remember you were gonna have it

in your Pastrami sandwich. You were gonna add Cosmic Crisp to the slice of Apple. And I realized you probably left it here, he was gonna take it home and he was gonna have it. I remember you were gonna have it in your pastrami sandwich. You were gonna add cosmic crystals. That was slice of apple. And I realized you probably left it and forgot about it. And I was taking the cap off and I was about to put it on the apple and I thought,

where did this desk come from? Is this like one of like e-com's desks or is it like a marketing desk that we're borrowing? If it is should I not ruin their desk and I thought why do I give a shit right like you guys already not conceal and tiles out I said whatever I do isn't gonna be anywhere near the fat is just the bog standard shit You guys do go into the bathroom and not flush and toilet you fucking animals and so I And I thought so yeah, fuck it. I'll do it and then I thought something told me no And so I put the cat back on, and I put the apple back down,

and I just walked away. You did nothing to it? And I did nothing to anybody's deaths. And I thought, oh, this is maturity. I thought about doing it. I enjoyed the thought in my head, I did it. You were very annoying. It was very funny.

I also did it to Trevor. I also did it to Althraydo, who I've never done any of that stuff too. He was really confused. I feel like. But then it all just did it to Althreydo who I've never done any of that stuff to he was really confused I had a great But then it all just happened in there and then I didn't do it I think the apple is a barber It's fine

That's actually one of the better apples I've ever had whatever flavor that is whatever type of apple that's a good apple One to 10. One big the lowest 10 being the highest. If you ask me and I'm going to punch Gavin. Seven. Okay. That's a pretty good apple. That's a. Let's commissar it with where we were.

Yeah, I think I was in the six apples. They're like a six or seven. Again, there's good. The highest ranking this apple got was an eight and that was from Andrew. Who didn't eat? I gave it a seven point six and that was from Andrew who didn't eat I gave it a 7.6 and I was being kind because I thought you guys were being a little mean a little hard on it Talking about how good an apple is and Barbara just gave it a 7 No, I said they're middle of the road. I said they're middle of the road

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We told, I think we mentioned it on the podcast. My failed glue prank on you. Oh, you know what? We were, Jeff was like knelt down for some reason on the floor doing something. I'm not sure if it was to like open an awu package or something, but it was just like sound his knees and his feet, the salt of his feet were just like up behind him, and I just got a shitload of gorilla glue and just caked every single open spot of the part of his shoes. And then I went home and like,

we clear, I was like, I guess it was never a reaction to that. And you're like, oh, I didn't even know it. It's the worst prank in the world. It's gluey shoes and I have no idea. No fucking clue. I think maybe it is harder before he stood on them. He didn't notice like a texture difference from their soul. It's because it was the achievement hunt of four. So stickiness is the biggest thing.

It's a covered in bacon jam and a thick jam and shit, right? So how would I know? So anyway, that's the fruit related portion of the con. Do you want to get into pastrami now what about that where you get your pastrami good strime sandwich I get it up that there's two places I think that I'm really good you can get it at beatermans up off what does that you know have to say I know it's on far less and nervous Charlie's what is nervous Charlie's is a bagel shop on North Lamar they're really popular if you want to

get something from there on the weekend, you got to order online like an hour and a half. Where on North Lamar? North Lamar by Houston Street. Okay, okay. So real close up to like the high school and stuff. Yeah, right, we're real close to you. Is that McDonald's there?

Yeah. We're kind of across. You don't worry about that. That's the, that's the, that's the, like right next to the tire. Yeah, okay. Yeah, absolutely. Interesting, nervous charles.

That's cool, man. I, I just, Little Mealy, Good Sweetness. Mealy, okay. Yeah, absolutely interesting nervous Charlie's that's cool man. I I just a little melee Sweetness melee interesting great. We're interesting. You know that apple supposed to keep for a year Seven seven seven seven All right, nice little hint of darkness They might have seven point five that went up Has Oliver and your paint is angry and he doesn't know why Jeff have you ever been to Schwartz's in Montreal? Yeah, I went there at your recommendation Okay, and I had their brisket and like the like the there smoke smoke

Pistony or brisket or whatever they call it there and then like I said you had like an orange soda with it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was awesome It was like totally different than Austin or then Texas brisket, but like really fucking great Yeah, beatermins I think is top of the food chain that I've got Readerman is fucking excellent. Beatermins is awesome. That's a place in Austin. Yeah, it's on it's on far west Kind of north like Northam like west of Moe pack. It is Either probably twice a week right? Yeah, I cannot I wish they were open later. Don't open to like 2 p.m. Yeah

Oh, yeah, I'll have a dinner tonight close at 3 o'clock. Yeah, get a handle on how much I love pastrami I can't get enough of it. You should try they have what do they call it? I think they call it Willie's pastrami sandwich at nervous Charlie's okay Yeah, I'm all about nervous Charlie's I'm gonna try that soon. I'm gonna try to Obsessed with the Pastrami I don't know man. man. I was getting breakfast a couple months ago, maybe a month and an half ago now, and Emily asked me what I wanted,

and I was looking at the menu we were ordering at home. And I just, I just, everything was boring. Yeah. Like I'm just sick of breakfast tacos, I'm sick of waffle, I'm sick of, I'm sick of, I'm sick of breakfast, I'm sick of eggs, you know, I've had 46 years of eggs, I'm just tired of it.

I changed it up. What's that? I changed it up. Yeah, and so I thought, I'm just gonna get something I've had 46 years of eggs, I'm just tired of it. That changed up. What's that? Yeah, and so I thought, I'm just going to get something I've never had before. I don't even know what pastrami looks like. It's never had pastrami. I've never had pastrami in my life. Wow. And so I got it and it was like a flavor revolution.

Yeah. And I haven't gotten it out of my, out of my subconscious sense. Like it's always amazing. It's always amazing. Yeah. It's strong. It's an amazing, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, strong, amazing. Strongly say, anarchy's classic. There was a place that used to be really good.

It was that in Melvin's sandwiches. I've heard what it's called Melvin's. It was a little trailer in the parking lot of what is now home sliced on North Loop. Okay. That place was awesome. Like that was the worst part about a home sliced opening up that location. Was that Melvin's had to go away?

What did I used to be? You see like a paper company, right? Was it? Yeah, it was like a little like a little like dundermifling type thing. There was a paper company, right? Was it? Yeah, it was like a little like a little like dunder miffle and type thing. There was that doctor's office right around. There wasn't that the doctor's office with the Mary go round in the front that you and I got yelled at for writing. Was it for kids?

Yeah. It was a pediatricians office. And we were going to garage sales on a Saturday. We like pulled over because we saw like one of those Mary go around. You put a lot of the top of our car.. It's not riding it in the like the top Oh, we realized they were still open in the office. They mountain yelled at us And then we got like ran back to our car control. I don't remember if that's where it was

But I did it. It was like right there and there. It was around there. Yeah That was the Lepa Fosmot phone, so yeah We were like teen photos or anything. We were just like oh, let's get on right that Just we're fun. There let's get on right that Just for fun it was a long time ago. Yeah Before people did stuff for TikTok when they just did it for fun. Yeah back in our day Every time we do anything out the office. I'm like is there a camera rolling? No, okay. Why bother? Why bother having fun on this peak film like Gavin tried to push me today on a scooter While riding his one wheel scooter.

And I was like, well, no one's filming this. So like, why? Just for us. I know. Just for us. But I'm like, I'm gonna get hurt. And it'll be for nothing. Like a little side cut to my way.

Yeah, like John Reisinger was like proposing, like, could you do a handstand and do this thing and like this weird physical challenge? I'm like, wait, wait, wait, hold on, let me get my phone out. Yeah. It's's like we don't try that. That sounds really cool Because if you're gonna get hurt it might as well be for con and guess what? People got hurt Makes it worth it because then you could pay your medical bills. Yeah, you come here

Speaking of getting hurt. How are you feeling over there off to extra life? Yeah This year was odd because usually it's a pretty even spread between Michael and myself with the moon balls or the paint balls. The ratio was off this year. It was like four to one or maybe even five to one. He got hit so much more than I did. I took a pretty big one in the the first one hit me right in the testicles which put me on the ground and then the helmet which was too big swung down and the grill like hit me right in the testicles, which put me on the ground. And then the helmet, which was too big, swung down and the grill hit me right in the teeth. I was like, I was like, I don't know which one it hurts more. I was like, check it to make sure my teeth was still on. I left for a bit and then I came back. And then the very last one hit me right in

the middle of my face. It was a Brad Stuva absolutely hoofing a mess. The last one, I had my hands here, because he was like, don't do this, because I could hit your fingers and snap them back, just punch the ball. So I was like, doing this, like I'm just trying to box him. You can see in the footage, he just strikes one that's going right from my head.

My reaction time is I go like this, and it hits me in the head. I mean, my face is like two inches. I remember looking at him on the ground, looking at the ball, and then it was, My reaction time is I go like this and it hits me in the head like I Remember looking at him on the ground looking at the pool and then it was like blinked and it was like here and I was like Straight up and that rocked me I had it for like that shit was so fun to watch it was so fun watching the best part for me was watching him practice kick and hearing the thud. And then as soon as I heard it, I thought this is going to terrify them. And I ran inside to watch you guys see it hat, like see the realization hit. And that was maybe the best moment of extra life for me. I think someone in broadcast

faded between my face. There was a moment where there was because he cracked the wall open, basically, as he was practicing. And it faded a picture of or an image of Gavin in the studio being horrified and then the wall and then Brad came over and just put the ball into the little slot that broke into it and it happened to light up with Gavin's head exactly. Yeah honestly the helmet was just it made it so much worse just because it was I saw you on the ground. Let's make it look safer. I saw you on the ground

after the first kick going. I went routine and I went for all buddy. And I was like, first, why would you go, could I get a helmet that doesn't hit me in the mouth? At one point, one of the balls hit Michael, and he goes, I put my top, I put my top. Yeah, and I'm sure he wasn't bleeding. And then he got hit like twice in a row. Then we switched sides and Brad just nailed him again on the other side. Do we have those?

I can't ask for a Image of the Bruce Michael tweeted Michael's lap is Like it's one of those bruises where I should say open it out of that okay Like how are you just I got hit less? I got hit less. Yeah. I got hit in the head. And that's- And it comically, Michael's got another couple thousand

of those coming in way. Yeah. They did moon balls for the remainder of the shots. And my favorite part was when code four shot moon balls at you guys, the medics on staff. The moon balls were the greatest reprieve. I would take 100 moon balls over one peppered soccer ball. What was the fastest?

Because we had the radar gun out there. And I clocked him, I think, or the fastest. I saw him clocked out. It was like 42. Did he ever get any faster? He must have. I don't think he was even close to kicking it as hard as he could. No, and he was doing a lot of favors in where they were hitting.

Because he could be precise. You could be pretty precise with a football when you're a professional footballer. When you do it for a little bit. Yeah. Also, as a goal-tender, isn't he like the one who has to wing at the hardest and the farthest? Yeah, he's the only one that can kick the whole pitch.

Right. Yeah. It was intense. We were hanging out with him outside, waiting for you guys to come out. Just like, he was warming up, and then we just kicked the ball around a little bit. I was playing goalie as he was just like lobbing the balls over,

but they were so soft and so gentle. And I would like cash him. He goes, you're doing that without gloves. I'm like, you're like five feet away from me. You're doing it underhand. Yeah, I think literally. He was such a nice dude. He's very nice. He was lovely. It was just an amazing

Night like just to walk on with Michael and and it's a double-edged sword because people are now just saving their donations for when we show up because the donations equal pain But it was just like a wall of gold You guys couldn't get a single word in for probably the first half hour. Yeah, Jack had credible Yeah, and I looked at Chelsea's like Talian. It was already up to like 40 balls I was like it was like watching over. It was like watching one of Ray's streams Ray Ray chucked in a 10k He did that was awesome great. Good guy Ray somebody chucked in 5k to make Matt Bragg run him That was awesome. Great. Good guy. Ray. Somebody checked in 5K to make Matt Bragg run them. Well now all of that was brilliant. I'm so glad you did that. All of achievement are restaurant of 5K. Yeah, they do. Do you are you included? I'm not an achievement hunter. I think

you are still. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not a part of achievement hunter. If you start it, I'm about as I'm in achievement hunters. You are you're wearing the army. You can run a 5K. I didn't say I couldn't. I just said I'm not a part of the achievement hunter. So you're also also army, you can run a 5k. I didn't say I couldn't. I just said I'm not a part of the two. So you're also also, uh, uh, point of clarification, I was in the army. So I'd no longer have to run a 5k. I did it for the country. I ran 5k's for America. You've all minced it for America. Yeah. A lot. Yeah, you guys raised an insane amount of money that lost two hours of the stream. It was $172,473. Oh, it was more than that. I think we started out from that.

We started with segment. We started the segment, I think, just under, I want to say it was like 480. Yeah, it was like 5, I think, right, or 540. Yeah, and you guys ended it at like 780. It was, or something close to 800. Thanks very much if you donate it. Yeah, it was amazing.

It's always phenomenal to see the support that we get at extra life. And it's always, it always blows away. It's always humbling. I don't know what it was about this year. I know it wasn't a full 24 hour stream, but it wasn't like the big to do. It's necessarily been or as big of a to do as it's been in the past, but this felt like the best art yet. I keep saying art text. This felt like the best actual life we've ever had. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was just that we all got to be together for the first time for a great cause.

I mean, we've had those moments before. We've had last laugh. We've had a few moments where we've gotten to be together on camera, but nothing to that scale, I guess. And it was just like, I just, the audience was wonderful and everybody that came and donated their weekend to help support. I think it's like,

you guys don't need your bodies. Literally. Yeah. But yeah, I think after having to do it from home mostly last year, and just like, you know, being in isolation for almost two years, just felt like extra good to be back.

But something that I was thinking about, just right at the end, when we were like, everyone was thinking everybody and Matt had his whole video. I was getting like really emotional because I was like this is one of the reasons I love the research youth community so much is extra life and seeing like the outpouring of support and donations and enthusiasm that everyone brings to it and like people at the company and like the whole crew and just everything. It's like fuck fuck, this is the reason, this has been a really hard year and a half, two years. And like coming back for actual life and doing that and like experiencing that again is

like, oh yeah. And getting to know that you're doing a little bit of good out there. And it was definitely is going to go in the mental role of decks of favorite, up there with favorite things that we've done. Favorite experiences in the 18 and a half years we've done this. I love Emily doing haircuts. It was just a perfect storm of good feeling and love and support and hell. It was just great.

It's just more positivity that we need. New building too. It was the critical needed, I think yeah for the employees and for you know I was looking at the right now. I was looking up the the top the team leaderboard for extra life and kind of funny On there number eight. That's awesome. Yeah, they're pretty good hell yeah, who's number one? I remember a few years ago Reddit I think was in competition with Rooster Teeth for like, who could raise more fur? That's why I was looking at the list.

Yeah. And like, we got into like a Twitter argument back and forth with Reddit saying that they were going to go down. And they did for the kids, of course. Charity beef. The best kind. We're in a charity biter than you. Yeah.

Anyway, y'all are all wonderful people at Rooster Teeth for doing that. And the audience, you're all wonderful as well. Thank you so much. Yes. Thank you guys. It was a wonderful, wonderful event. We'll see you again next year. Yeah. What do you think? It's a more pain. You guys gonna just die next year? Like, what's good? I do not. Something I love really. Where's it going? I'm wondering about that too. You're 33 now, right? All right. Chill out. Like at some point,'re going to be 46. Like you? Yeah.

When did you take her off? When do you stop taking balls to the face? I don't think there's any reason to. Any reason to stop? No, there will be. When they went to get to 46. I was going to tell you. So I have a call with my family.

We started doing it during the pandemic with my family and my cousins and my aunts and uncles every Sunday night, and I was talking to them about extra life. And my aunt in particular was like, so people donate money to hurt you? To hurt you guys, and I was like, yeah, so one year, one guy got tased, and they were like, like a real tased,

I'm like, yup, like a real got tased and they were like, but like a real tased, I'm like, yup, like a real police taser. A guy's got kicked by soccer balls this year, got like hit by paint balls and they just like could not understand why anybody would give money to watch us get her. I will never forget watching them pull those hooks out of Michael.

Oh my God. With the skin coming with it. Oh my God. Oh my God. I can imagine insurance signing off on that one now. No. Nope. Blew.

I think the paintballs were. That probably is the most painful. The most painful for me, just because I didn't get hit as much yesterday. But something about like standing there and you get hit with one paintball and it's like, ah, but when they, when they're just hitting you hitting you will over and it's stacking it's like the pain is just like oh I'm gonna need to stop and take a break and he like hits that limit and then you're like ah and then like oh We're like 20% through the papers And like they're just stacking on top of each other

Yeah, it's like Bruce on a bruise awful Yeah, we had shot collars that That was a pleasant. But no one here is bad. Yeah, I feel like all of the other stuff is just pleasant in comparison to being down the other end of the fire range. In chat, anime lady, 501 says, pain equals money. Yeah. Pain is so funny. You say this on the internet. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp Online Therapy. Since talk about therapy can be kind of hard, let's use a bunch of analogies. There's nothing wrong with going to therapy.

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This is, you know, we're talking about looking back, you know, you're talking about all the things that have happened over the years of extra life. And, you know, coincidentally, today is the 20th anniversary of the launch of the original Xbox. You mean the console that gave us all a career? Yeah, 20 years ago. Do you ever think about that? I do, especially what's the thing about it today, all the people were tweeting about, like, Xbox memories

and, you know, where they were when they bought it. I remember when it came out, like, it was such a pain in the... Did you want me to pick my Xbox up? I had pre- We were inseparable, we did everything together. I had pre-ordered it at the game stop by then. It was, I guess it must have been a game stop at Barton Creek Mall, is the one for our game.

It was an EV game still, wasn't it? No, I think it was a game stop. Okay. The one is a Barton Creek Mall was like under the S. I remember, and I remember the one we were talking about. We used to go there and we used to return games and free. No, that was the one in Sonset Valley. That was a fun co-land in Sonset Valley.

That was you, right? You're right. That was fun going. The seven-day return policy. It's great. I was at that game stop and I was so mad because I couldn't buy just the Xbox because it was GameStop. I had to buy the bundle.

And it came with another controller and you had to buy three games. And it was like, I didn't have that much money. It was like $700 or something. It's like like I have enough money for the console and for Halo I don't have enough money for the bundle and like trying to figure out like I need to come up with $700 To like buy all of this stuff like how the fuck am I gonna come up with the extra couple hundred bucks? They need to pick games from the launch like games. I got Fusion fusion frenzy and I don't know what the fuck else I got. It's like I don't care about anything.

I just wanted to play Halo. But yeah, I paid $700 for that or whatever. I think it was like $720. That's about to be $20 anniversary. Yeah, today is the 20th anniversary of the launch of that console. Wow. That's insane. It's been such a long time.

Yeah, it's weird watching them post like old dashboard stuff or the old startup or like the all promotional materials They came up with 20 years ago. It's like that stuff looks like it's way older than 20 years Yeah, I though the green like whatever the hell's better be good on the electric green goo It is crazy how quickly I it's it's a very old man thing to say right old person thing to say But it is crazy how 20 years just disappears in the blink of an eye. Like it does not feel like we were, we were essentially the same age as we are right now,

hanging out playing video games 20 years ago. It's fucking weird to me. You and I were at the adults just hanging out playing video games and now our lives are not that different. 20 years later, but where did all that time go? Our career lives are pretty different. Well, in terms of interest, then should we do that? Now you should your pants a little more frequently.

I did. You should have a pants more if we could have covered that. At work and not at work. Well, yeah, I've always, you know, I've always loved video games. I've always, you know, tried to buy them, but I think that wasn't the first video game system I bought us in a day. I think the first game system I bought us in a dark. I think the first game system I bought us an adult was a playstation. But I definitely got I think that Xbox was the first time I bought a console when it was brand new like when it lost.

You got watched I went and got the same. I don't know if you remember this, but you bought the Xbox and I bought the PlayStation. I think You can play change. You came out the next year in October 2000 or maybe I bought the dream cat I remember we just we bought a dream cat about the dreamcast and you about the outside. Yeah Yeah, I remember we were like taking turns and then we like we should so we could share yeah Yeah, oh the Xbox was so long ago that they didn't even do the data in Megabyte so give me blocks blocks It was like 10,000 plus blocks I never reduced it. I was like, how much did I want? I think it was only a eight or 10 gig hard drive. It wasn't even that big.

I never saved enough stuff to even make a dent in the 10,000 plus or 50,000 plus. Was it burnout was on the Xbox, right? I think burnout one. Was it or was it on 360? I think it was burnout one. I feel like burnout was one of was one of the first games that allowed you to upload your own soundtrack. Xbox. Yeah, and I feel like I like I remember I ripped an album to my Xbox and that's how I that's where I use space. So I can listen to my own music while I played the burnout game and I thought that was unbelievable. I did that for the Sims. There was no you had the ability to upload your own music into like the the game files so that would play when you feel like in build mode or anything like that and I remember I had like certain songs that I uploaded to it and anytime I hear those songs I instantly think of the Sims. Yeah.

I did that with GTA 3. I don't remember it's probably like Blink 182 and Spice Girls. Everything was a very Spice Girls love. I that. What was your favorite spice girl, so? I'll have to think about that. That's a big question. Oh, okay. I didn't realize that's a big. I think I know two Spice Girls songs. I was speaking of which in the same world,

or in the same, like at Jason, I guess, congratulations to Britney Spears. Yes. Yeah. Big Dan and a real piece of art. 13 years. She gets to be an actual grown up. That's crazy. I don't fully understand.

Just that entire situation of what she went through and like the conservatorship. Well, if he talked to my girlfriend because she's watched 11 documentaries in the last month on it. So she can tell you guys the rest of know about it. Now, but I mean, that is a long time through such formative years. I don't know if you, how long it takes you to catch up if you can ever catch up to living your own life independently and freely. Think about this, dude. She has kids and stuff, right?

Yeah, she has two or three kids. Almost the entirety of this company. She was under a conservative. Totally shit. That's like, the entirety that we've been doing this podcast. Yeah. Not having control of like your decisions, your money. Longer than a Chima Hunter has existed. She's been under a conservatorship. Shit dude. I don't know.

Having her phone bug, having her bedroom bug. How was that? Like, allowed. They are a lot of wacky rules with conservatorships. And also I think a lot of it was illegal and that's part of why this thing started unravel when it did. There's apparently a Netflix documentary, someone saying we should watch. There's a bunch. There's a whole one. Yeah, I like loosely understood what was going on, but like all the depth of it and like what are all entailed. I don't fully grasp. So yeah, I'll have to watch that and figure it out.

She's fucked up. She's both control all kinds of stuff. Yeah. So she could even if she wanted another kid she couldn't make that decision for herself. Yikes. Yeah. Well I'm sure we're gonna probably find out a lot more about it. I'm sure we will in the coming months years. Yeah it's just it's crazy situation. Sensivity. Yeah. She sued like is she gonna Yeah, it's just it's crazy situation. It's insanity. Yeah. She soon like is she gonna is there anyone to like pay her for the time lost? I mean, it's her father Right, so I'm sure it's more than time. It's also money too, right? I think the whole big thing

Yeah, it's like a lot of how youth this messed up. Yeah, I just can't imagine because she started when she was six 15 or 16 when she like really getting famous. I think she was 16 when it was um hit me baby one more time when that came out. But like being a child star and like your parents having control basically everything and then to be an adult and that's still being the same situation. It's like you put on all that work and like went through shit to not even have control of your own fucking life to have a allowance She's what like 30 to make billions of dollars off of your talent in your voice and your ability and your creativity And then to be given a fucking stipend by your parents. Yep. Yeah. Yep. It's fucked up No, thank you Yeah, I make my own money. I like to keep it. Yes

Yeah, I bet she doesn't even get to pick what apples right there probably like this is the best apple for you She might not know what her favorite fruit is. Yeah, that's true Have you has anyone been watching that Invasion show on Apple TV? Is it good? No. I was hoping somebody else has been watching it because it's driving me fucking crazy

because nothing ever happens. It's like aliens are invading the world. That's something. But you don't never see them. And you don't know what's happened. It's like, I guess it's from the perspective of individuals around the world who don't see the bigger picture and know what's happening It's like they live No, is it like the?

No No, this is more like it's catastrophic events that are happening and like the individuals are like Oh, maybe it's a terrorist attack like no I don't think it's terrorists. I think it's you know Russia is attacking the United States But it's like from the perspective of people all around the world. It's like there. It's just aliens Can you can we just get can we can we see an alien please? It would be cool if we could see one in the show about aliens invading earth I guess we've never seen anything they finally showed one one in the last episode, which is like episode seven. I think we finally, we finally saw one.

And it was like in one of the whole episode is dark at night in the house with no lights, because they're hiding from the alien. It's like, oh, okay. They even took the cop out way. You don't ever really get one good look at it in the entire episode. It's just, it's just dropping me crazy.

Because I feel like that's now a recurring theme in Apple TV shows because it's happening with invasion. It's kind of happening with is anyone watching foundation? What's that? As a gasm officer? Yeah, there's an Apple TV series for it now. Oh really? I read all the books. The season finale is this Friday. So there's nine episodes out now that it's about to come out. But it's just it's it's it's similar in that the first six episodes you like nothing's happening. Like I mean to be fair, Red Vs. is blue didn't show an alien until like season four. But the show wasn't about aliens invading. I think is it doing it in particular like because sometimes movies or TV shows

don't show the villain to kind of make it more scary or like they don't show the threat to make it more scary So that you could like imagine it in your head rather than actually seeing it, but in this one like Also, I don't know it. It's like the the people instead if you're not seeing anything interesting You're watching people evacuate and like sit in traffic and go to stores that are empty I'm gonna make you look realistic now. This is Is Delegion not foundation correct foundation. Obviously it's a special feature It's like I think foundation is finally has finally made the turn to where I'm really invested It's excellent, but the first like five or it's such a big story, right?

It's like the first five or six episodes you you're just learning characters and you're like, who the fuck is this again? Well, it's what, what is it? Like I don't care. And eventually you get to a point where they get enough backstory settled to be like, okay, now this is good. It's, I mean, it's his dense work, right?

It's as well as it's his dune. Plus, and so, or his game of thorns. I also remember being very dry even as really as a kid. So they have to, they've obviously had to tweak it a lot to try to make it a TV show, but it still comes across as incredibly dry even even so. They made some interesting choices with some characters, but I think now that it's all out, it's something I would recommend you walk out. Because you don't have to wait.

Waiting week to week for it has been like pulling my fucking hair out. Now that it's all out, absolutely. Have at it. That's all I feel about survivor. This is the first season of survivor. I've had to watch live, you know, since the survivor explosion, it is rough. Yeah, I'm just gonna wait until it's over. Well, we need to get back on our survivor thing. If you can catch up, I'm like five behind. Yeah, you got to catch up. I'm like five behind. Yeah, you got to catch up. It's we got all fucked crazy this season. Although it's funny when we like watch

that y'all's place. That was the first time I think Trevor and I watched the survivor where we had the commercial breaks. Oh really? We're used to just like binging it all the way through and like having a wait is excruciating. It's so much fun to watch it with friends and to like make a thing out of it. I do like that a lot, but yeah, it isn't it's not only you get the harder it is to Do shit. I love how the first like when we came to your place and everyone's like all right Like you put your name on a person. Uh-huh This will be like your person who you're rooting for to win the whole time. Yeah, the one person I was like, okay, let me pick this guy get's voted out that episode

Well, fuck do I get to pick someone else and I lost my guy too and then I never watched another episode it's a lady still goes from yeah it's a I laughed at my choice she's still in it she's terrible oh I mean spoiler for Gavin Yeah, I maybe she's not We're still two episodes behind so And that okay, so let me ask you question then Gus because I just last week or actually this week set up My Apple TV account like I have had it I guess because you get it for free or whatever Right, I just had never turned it on I never put the app on my TV But I rearranged my bedroom and so I put a different TV

in there, so I thought, oh, throw this on. And I put it on and I started, I thought, I was overwhelmed with choices first off. I didn't recognize any of the stuff on there because I haven't had it yet. And I was like, what do I watch? And I just, I saw this show called Acapoco and the dude that was in it, I remember being funny

from movie, so I tried to watch like, I tried to watch that. I watched 10 minutes of it turned it off and it was not into it so what should I watch? Apple TV. What are the Apple TV original? I remember I didn't so I watched the first season of the morning show I thought that was okay they just but it wasn't good enough for me to watch season two I

never watched. Yeah I've heard a lot of mixed stuff about it. I think you should if you read foundation I think you should watch it especially now that they're wrapping up the 10th episode. I will watch that because, yeah. What else do I watch on there? Don't watch Invasion. On Apple TV?

Yeah. I would highly recommend checking out the Billy I was talking documentary. Okay. It's very good. I'll watch that. Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso, obviously. Yeah, I need to get on that Ted Lasso thing.

I haven't seen it. Everyone loves Ted Lasso. Yeah. Very good show. That show is nothing like what I expected. Ted Lasso, obviously. Yeah, I need to get on that Ted Lasso thing. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Everyone loves Ted Lasso. Yeah. Very good show. That show is nothing like what I expected. Ted Lasso? Yeah. Because we, you see like the original, like one-off sketch they did back in the day.

Yeah. And it was like coach beard and Ted Lasso, but he's a real, he was like coaching the real Tottenham team in England who would like, actually playing at the time, it's like a completely different character. I, I, I expected it to be more like he's an idiot and he's obnoxious and I wasn't expecting it to be so wholesome It's so wholesome. It's it's just a show that makes you feel happy. Oh Mythic quest I've heard really good stuff on there. That's a rob show. Yeah, is the boys on Apple TV? No, that's Amazon Amazon. Okay. I saw someone say the boys and I was like, Oh, that shows fucking awesome as well.

It was just fucking awesome. Is there another season of that? They I haven't heard about that, but when Disney did their Disney Plus Day the other day, Vot tweeted a Vot Plus promo with like the boys advertising there, or not the boys with the the seven advertising, like the Vot Plus. That's a shame. Oh, that's's really. And it was really I thought it was really well done. They don't say anything like new season coming to you. It's just like it's just a

straight promo for Vot Plus. They got it right. There hasn't been closure really. Pretty sure they're shooting season three right now. Season three right now. Oh, so they're a little behind because season two came out last summer. So if they're still shooting season three currently, like COVID messed up their production schedule. I'm yeah, somebody said, uh, Mr. Steel crayon said, no, wait. Uh, sorry, Lindsey Fawning said Paramount Plus has finally released a trailer for their halo series. Oh, that came out earlier today. Yeah, I haven't seen that. It was a good.

Uh, it's very sure. It's a teaser. It's just like really, really sure. You don't really see much. I started watching the new season of Love Island Australia. That's okay so far. I had taken a huge break from dumb people in bathing suits. Hot, hot dumb people. Yeah, hot dumb people.

We should have a podcast called Hot People in bathing suits and it just covers all those shows. We should, yeah. It's a suntan lotion and speedus. And it's pretty good. Just I needed about six months off of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no pretty good. Just I needed, I needed about six months off of that. Yeah, those shows are fun to come back to you. But yeah, if you're trying to get through a bunch of seasons, all at once, it could become

a little much. I've decided I'm going to be a fan of Real Housewives of Potomac. I keep hearing that that's the best one. Yeah. What's it? That Potomac River? It's like by Washington DC, Virginia, that area. And so far, loving it. Pretty fucking good. Dude, the real housewives shows are very entertaining. You are, dude, you would love real housewives of Salt Lake City. I think it sounds like everything. I hate it. In this episode, they're getting, they're all loading onto a party van and they're going to go from where they, from Salt Lake City to Vale for the weekend, right? They rented a mansion in Vale. They're all going to go have fun in Vale. And as they're gonna go from where they, from Salt Lake City to Vale for the weekend, right? They rented a mansion in Vale, they're all gonna go have fun in Vale. And as they're all loadin' up,

this one person, Jin Sha, she gets on the bus, and they're like, here's your snack stuff, and then she gets a phone call and she's like, excuse me? She's like, okay, she goes over and she says, I need to turn my mic off. And then the girl next to her turns her mic off, which does not happen on a Bravo reality show. That's a big deal.

And then she goes to everybody and she goes, my husband, I just got a call from my husband. He's in the hospital with internal bleeding. I have to go right now. And they're like, oh my god, what? And is he okay? And she's like, I don't know. Maybe I'll be back.

I won't. And it's obviously bullshit. And then she leaves 10 minutes later. The fucking fed show up. Homeland Security shows up. New York Police Department shows up. The FBI shows up. Looking for her. She's not there. They fucking The FBI shows up looking for her.

She's not there. They fucking they GPS or they find her. They pull her on the side of the road and arrest her. She is being she's currently been arrested her and her partner for what is it? Wire fraud and okay. If it's a show about rich people just getting arrested by the FBI, I want to.

I want to tell you. You love it. This I want every want to watch that. I just want to tell you what all this is. I want every episode to be that. Not every episode. So when someone dragged off a bus screaming and getting thrown in prison, for tax evasion, for wire fraud, tax evasion, wire fraud.

Apparently she ran, I just conjectured, right, allegedly. But as I understand it, from Whitney, who's on the show, now there's not me talking, there's Whitney talking. I guess that she had a company that she had like a lead generation company, they would collect leads and then sell them. And they were like, according to Whitney, of the real housewives of, not Jeff, according to Whitney.

Apparently what they were doing was they were then segmenting the leads into like vulnerable people, like people that were disabled or old or like questionable, and then targeting targeting and then selling those for targeting And apparently that's pretty illegal. How does she know at least? She probably got a call. She got a call. She got heads up. Okay, get the fuck out and then they they they caught her and that's all and it's all like Happening in real time on the show like 24 It's like Jack Bauer like there's the time go on that's like 227

A lot of times I would think that all of this is bullshit and being planned But if you're getting arrested by like law enforcement agencies and like the FBI and the police are there Okay, yeah, that's probably really and that's just Salt Lake City my friend because over what we just dealt with on Beverly Hills Which just wrapped up is Eric and James husband Tom Gerardi who you might know as the lawyer from Aaron Brockovich The the actual dude the guy lawyer from the movie a Multi-multi crazy multi-super rich one of the richest most successful lawyers in the world He just got caught for stealing hundreds of millions of dollars from his clients including burn victims and stuff Your arms growing up. That's a fuck us.

Dogs eat at six. Hope Emily will take care of it. Does Emily have internal bleeding? Yeah, oh my god Emily's gonna try. Here we go. And so they're going through that whole thing right now. They're being sued by everybody on earth. And it's not.

I want to get in on that lawsuit. Oh my god, it's crazy. So you're watching her go through. She's divorcing him while it's happening. She's being sued by the victims. In addition to him, they're trying to figure out what is her money from the loss. It's crazy.

And it's all happening on the real housewives. Fasten. These shows are so fun to watch because it's not your problems. It's other people's problems. But what's like when you watch someone running through an app open, you're not late. And it's just like, oh, sometimes, yeah, sometimes that's good, but then sometimes it's bad because I think of like uncut gems. That's just watching someone else's problems. but that was so stressful, I wouldn't want to experience that again. That's stressful problems. These are just like hot people's problems.

This is like, so many super hundreds of millions of dollars and you're in a problem. Okay, this is a little intense. I'm actually like, love island. Imagine if you're the friends of Adam Sandler and uncut gems though, and you're on camera going, I knew he was guilty, and then someone else was,

then it surprised me at all, and somebody else's like, yeah, he's a real scumbag. And you're like, you're his best friends. Like, that's the best part. Is they're all commentating as it's happening? You know, and you're watching them turn on each other. And then who's being supportive and who's not? And where do the friendships like begin and end? It's just fascinating. Hmm. Someone in chess said, great timing on that alarm. Taking that boys. This episode of Receipt Podcast brought to you by movement.

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Why the fuck am I getting a text at 342 and an automated text? What did it say? Let let me pull it up here? You have an appointment on November 16th at 8 a.m. With Dr. Blah blah blah reply want to confirm to the council reschedule at this link Really at 3.42 in the morning. I got to get a fucking time set into England Jesus I had that with a hair appointment recently where they emailed me to confirm They texted me to confirm I clicked I typed why to confirm They texted me two days before again to confirm and the day before another email and a text I'm like I've confirmed this seven times. I've already done that too. I've confirmed this via email They've called me like I don't know. I mean are they gonna send me a fucking letter that I'm gonna have to write back to them

Is there gonna be a pigeon when I get home on my fucking doorstep? 24 hours before an appointment. Give me a text to say confirm or you reschedule and that's it Right, if I'm a chander, you got an appointment tomorrow. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call, if you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call, if you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call, if you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a call. If you need to cancel a moment. Do you also have the thing too, where you go in and they go, did you fill out the online forum? And you go, yeah, last time. And they're like, you need to do it again. And you're like, but I've already done it. And they're like, I know, you need to do it again. We don't have it. It's like, but I did it. And they sent me before for this appointment.

Like, you can fill out the forms for this appointment now. Like, great, I already did it. I guarantee him to show up tomorrow. They'd be like, yeah, we don't have that. You need to fill it out. Yeah, or it's incomplete. And it's like, no, it's not. I feel like every single fucking thing.

Yeah. They even or it's incomplete. And it's like, no, it's not. I feel like every single fucking thing, yeah. They even have the audacity. The audacity this time when I filled out the forms ahead of time, they're like, hey, do you underpay your co-pay now before you go or do you underpay in person at the office? Fuck you. How about that? Fuck you.

I'll pay you when I get there. Don't fucking ask me for my money now before I get there. Fuck you. Prepay. We had. Pre-pay. We had to cancel your appointment. Yeah. I feel like George in that episode of Seinfeld where he gets his doctors appointment canceled on him

and he wants a cancellation if he paid back to him. Hahaha. Fucking God. Have you been watching the season of a curb? No, I haven't. I didn't even realize it was on until like last week, the week before. Definitely good. It's gonna be a new succession, it's real good. I can't I don't want to watch that show. Why?

I don't want to watch White billionaires arguing about who gets what money? I don't give a fuck about the story of white people ruling the world and crushing everyone else and SICK of it, but I don't want to see it. They're all getting their comeuppance. I just can't I just I just can't get over it man. I just I just watch I watch the trailer and I was like No, I know everyone loves the show. I just can't watch it. I just can't read what's up the fucking care about it. It's pretty good I have yeah, I have a lot to catch up on that show Trevor loves it really yeah, he's caught up but I'm season one episode four I think and that show makes me angry. Isn't it like season? Are they on season three now? I think they just started just that season three episode four. I think it's like a very

Lotted show. It's when one tons of awards, right? Yeah, people people are really fucking love that show. It's got one of the Culkin brothers on there. Yeah, you're in here in Culkin. He's phenomenal. He's best part of show. Yeah He's great. Yeah, he's really funny. No McCulley I'm just best part of show. Yeah. He's great. He's really funny. He's no McCulley. I think he might be better. Yeah, he did you see when he hosted SNL that clip they showed of when he like in his monologue when he was on it was very funny. At the end, who was it? I was somebody picked him up. They picked him up on the shoulder. It was Chris Red and Keenan Thompson. Yeah, that's really good. I think picked him up. Is it supposed to be kind of like a nod to the people who run the Fox network?

What's that? Succession. It's taken in large part by the Murdoch family. Murdoch family. And also I think they say some of the Trump family too, actually. Okay, interesting. But I think it's heavily inspired by the Murdoch family. Okay.

Let's definitely get in those vibes. I just want to play Hayler. Yeah, I mean, people kind of guessed it over the weekend, but they kind of stealth dropped the multiplayer portion of Infinite today. They say it's in beta, but it's out. It just till it looked out. Yeah, until the launch. That's crazy.

And forever. Because they were going to the head planned on launching multiplayer as a separate free game anyways from campaign, a free to play. So that's just out now. Have you played it yet? No, I used the app to download it to my console as I was here. I was on my way here when it happened. Oh yeah, I wanna do that.

I played the beta. I haven't even touched it. That the, I was, I liked the beta quite a bit and I felt like- It was like logging in and downloading around. I had that problem when I was playing the beta where I felt like I was getting good. And I was like, am I really good at this game

or like are the people shitty? Like I feel like that about getting good. And I was like, am I really good at this game or like are other people shitty? Like I feel like that about split gate. Yeah, like I was like, I'm actually doing D, I'm at the top of the, like the leaderboards for my team. Every time I could see the friends and family beta of Halo three, I was like, really good at this Halo. And then it just looks for everyone. I was like, oh, never mind.

No garbage. Suck. It could be that yeah, I was playing like at a time when everyone was at work or at school and it was just like me and old unemployed people. You guys talk about the Xbox but it's also halo. Like if that game never existed, we would not be sitting here. It's also the 20th anniversary of that. That's great. And you can buy this red versus blue blanket for just in time for the holidays look It's got a warthog on it looks like a poop under me. It's very soft

No way it is though. It is actually really soft like it feeling it when it's not being used for appointment confirmations Technology's pretty good. Did you start the day? I started down the middle of my yeah, it'll be there when I get home You could do that waiting for me. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Just download it from the Xbox app that even pick the Xbox I wanted to put it on. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Just download it from the Xbox app that even pick the Xbox on to put it on Yeah, why not? Yeah, I'm totally doing it Very cool And download it

Nice Bobbra. Yeah, I'm gonna halo. How many halo games have they been now? So there were five and then reach and now infinite is that seven only then ODST. ODST. Halo Wars, Halo Wars 2. No, there was only one ODST. You kind of the Halo Wars? Yeah, they're Halo games. Okay. There was a there was that mobile game. Oh yeah, it's part of a tax, part of a tax. I think it was called. So there you go. Same thing. That's all 11. Are we forgetting any? I feel like that's all of them. I don't think so. Yeah, 20 years. That's a lot. It's good. It feels like the time has gotten longer and longer. It does in development. I guess even

Even if you look at infinite, I mean, it was supposed to come out last year. It's already been the later year. Yeah, so I don't know. That's a good what's that said about hailer i played the beta and fucking love that it was right that it was excellent uh... what do you say here there are still a sixteen games in the hailer series

uh... of these games eight are considered to be main story line sixteen they're just sent me the thing you know hit man one hit man two 16 games in the Halo franchise. I don't there. I can This this article just not list them. It doesn't list them. This article sucks Why did you send it to Gus? Then all right? Why didn't you answer? Yeah, given answer, but it doesn't list them

Her total of 16 game of these games, eight or super one is the other. But what does tell me? Oh wait, here. Halo two. Halo three Halo Wars. ODST reach. Halo, come back. You've all the anniversary.

Come on. No, that doesn't count. Listing them. Halo four. Spartan assault. Okay. Search each collection. But that doesn't count. I'm listening to Halo 4, Spartan Assault. Okay. That's your chief collection.

But that doesn't count. That's Spartan Strike. That count. Spartan Guardians, Halo Wars 2, Halo Recruit, Halo Fire Team Raven. Fire Team Raven? Yeah. That's our kid game. Beyonce's Halo.

Halo Recruit, Fire Team Raven, and the sequel to Spartan Assault, or what I forgot. Halo Recruit, which one's that? I don't know Halo I got some catching up to do oh It's a VR game I would explain you know they should do as a stunt you know the sign that says hello. How are you here in Austin? The Lofra guy. Yeah, we're alien for I don't know Daniel Johnson. They should have it say halo. How are you? And deck it out not like halo property stuff download to console

There you go. That's take me like ten times as long as the Jeff did it like instantly. He's always got tech problems. It's true I'm an idiot. I was able to do it. Well, let's see if it actually works. I can't even work a toilet Your urine is still sitting in that is hope so. That's where it'll sit forever. There was a speaking of living in the future. There was a... Look at Halecustum Edition. Custom Edition? Yeah, on the PC. Oh, Halec, they just changed the combat evolved. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just Halec. Just Halec, dude. There was a game a different maps a space that's fair There were a couple different vehicle. There was a a company that like stealth Launch I guess it'd been like under stealth mode for like six or seven years developing a new way to launch satellites in orbit

And they just successfully did their first test launch the other day like four or five days ago and did their first test launch the other day. I was like four or five days ago. And there's their secret thing, the way they're gonna work on it, is they have a big centerfuge pointed up at the sky, and they just spin it really fast and shoot a satellite up into space. They just fling shit. It's GDS-Centrivial Force. Right. They just get it going really fast, spinning in a circle,

and then they open up the top of it and it just shoots out and straight up into something like a like a bit later or whatever. Yeah, yeah, they Like I do it. Have a throw the company's spin launch So fucking stupid and perfect, but Jesus that thing Pooly. I don't know. They do it with people. I don't think I don't think a person could survive I don't know. Like can they do it with people? I don't think I don't think a person could survive. Those forces.

But it's like, it's still, it doesn't fully get it all the way to space so like they, they launch their payload and then once it's as high as it gets in like a rocket fires and it gets it the rest of the way. But it significantly reduces the amount of fuel required to get a satellite up into space because like that's the bulk of, you just need enough electricity

to destroy a whole city block to spin it faster. Right then someone I tweeted about it the other day and someone replied like, oh what's to stop them from putting it in space and you know aiming it back down at earth. I was like, you know something like that. You don't need it in space. You can just fucking aim it sideways. Yeah. Building for a city. It doesn't fucking matter. You don't need it in space. I think it's already, why did you think the Department of Defense is investing money in this company? You're not gonna fuck about launching things into space. I think it's already, why did you think the Department of Defense is investing money in this company? They're going to fuck about launching things into space to get a fuck about turning that thing 90 degrees to the side of it, and shooting it at another country.

Oh, I wish you'd do you think is the most likely to become a super villain, and you shit like that. Hmm, who would be our go to super villain? Well, I would have said Bernie would have been our yeah, our Hank Scorpio, right? But he's off doing it. He might be Like he's In a foreign country right now plotting who knows what? It can't be good though. Mm-hmm Lungus using centrifugal force to launch. Yeah, he's building a he's building a space troubleshoes. He's engineering this now to launch. Yeah, he's building a space troubleshare. He's engineering this now. But it's just then the thing looks so ridiculous. It's like a big circle with like a tube coming

out of the top. It looks like if you asked a kid to draw a way to get stuff in the space, it's what they would have drawn. Like it kind of looks like a hotel head dryer. It does. I would say barbically hotel. I would say Maggie or Carrie. Interesting. Yeah. It's the quiet ones that you don't think are the plotting like to eliminate half of a lot of criticism chat. I was gonna say Chris is up there for me. I also think like who's really fucking smart? And then I go Trevor is a genius and he's an engineer. He's really nice. But like, Trevor would overthink it too much. Yeah.

He would be still lost in his own head. He would never, he would never. He's also too nice. Yeah, but he would never turn it on because of the risk. Chris, Chris to Maris, even if he were evil enough to come, he would through his own ineptitude, he would unintentionally turn the device on himself.

Right? And in some sort of confusion, he would launch himself in the space. Or he would just do it accidentally, you see all the things. Yeah. Go Lindsay in there. Oh, that's a good chaos there.

Yeah. Eric. I'll do it. I don't care. Eric says he doesn't care. He'll be the villain. I think there might be too much entropy there for You did a podcast from the hot tub Podcast it was good Jack was there He was supposed to be that why I was good. Yeah, okay

Was he supposed to be in it? Why does he go to anything? There was a big stuff I guess. We can't get him to be in anything. You can't book your own people? Well, it was his thing and then he wasn't in it. And if I understand it is the five K, I assume is his thing. I mean, he's done five Ks before, so. But now it's content, yeah. Yeah, but this is the five K's before so but but now it's content. Yeah

Yeah, but this is the five K's an extra life thing and I feel like I didn't know that I kind of feel like you haven't done it then Also to be fair though was the stretch call for Jack to be part of a hot Yeah, to be fair the fuck him I I tuned in for a little bit of that off topic. There's a lot of nipple You know that nipples were just I was above the water like I have like where the like, where the water hit. So like, it was like, magnified nipple. From like, the water kind of,

lapping up there. We're cracked in nipple. That's right here at Category on Port Hope. Were you guys hanging down into the water? Yeah. Nice. Apparently they were playing footsie. Nice.

I feel like a hot tub is good for like, 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then we get all whosy when you come out. Well, you keep having to get in and get back, like you sit on the edge and then you get to get your arms out because it's too hot, but then you put them in and then it's too hot and then you like sit out of it

and it's too cold and then you get, it's like, you can never find the right temperature. You gotta have an adjustable seat that raises and lowers depending on your temperature. Something that I will never get is when people do hot tubs when it's really fucking cold outside, like out in the like snowy mountains and stuff like that. Cause I'm sure it feels great when you're in it, but

the second you got to get out, it's like torture. I did that. I did. I did. Yeah. It was it actually was awesome. Yeah. You get so hot. And when you're walking out in the cold afterwards, it's refreshing. Like it feels good. God, I would. No, like I thought the same thing that I went in and did it. It's like, Oh, I now like once you do it. You like I totally get it. I am all about Okay, I we did it It's actually during the snowstorm at the very beginning of it because we were on vacation in Fredrick'sburg and we ran like a big-ass house that had a pool and That a heated pool and I still think about it sometimes it was so much fun like all the the like there's like

Like yeah, all those steam steam rising and it's super and you're warm like that was the cool thing about it was so much fun. Like all the, like there's like, like, yeah, all those steam. Steam rising and it's super. And you're warm, like that was the cool thing about it was, even though it was like 20 degrees outside, I was warm from the pool back to the house, from the water. So I, like, you didn't really feel it. It was really neat. Yeah, it's, like, it doesn't make sense. If you don't do it, like, you're like,

that seems weird and stucing, I guess if you use a hot pot like normal, and then get out and it's like, oh, it's fucking cold, I hate this. But I guess if it's extremely cold out. Yeah, Kirby dance is right. I did that and then I peed on a snowman. I found an interesting bit of trivia the other day.

I told Gavin this already, so he can't answer. I'll just relax. But you know, Wikipedia, Wikis, like all this stuff. Do you have any idea with origin or wikis? Like the phrase wiki, why is it wikipedia? Why are they wikis that you go to to get all the information from? Is this something I could figure out? No, I can't. If you don't know already up top of your head,

you will never guess why they call it that. I don't know. Dino Bob. Wiki? Yeah. Wiki, Wiki. Right, is it from Nickliest? Wiki, Wiki, Wiki, Wiki.

No, it is. Yeah, it is. Well, jam on it. Yeah, jam on it. Jam on it. It's the name of the inter terminal airport shuttle at the Honolulu airport. The Wiki Wiki shuttles.

Because apparently in Hawaii and Wiki means fast. And the person who started Wiki Pedia thought, oh, that's a cool name, Wiki. And then just call it Wiki Pedia, Wiki Pedia. Because it's fast, it's like Wiki Pedia. We have to take them. So like Wiki Pee is like fast feet. Fast feet.

Yeah. Fastest fuck boy. It's just like it's such a weird trivia. I'm like, I used Wis, I used wikis. I love wikis. I just never thought why the fuck do we call it that? Yeah. Let me speak something.

I'm giving it a nose. Five stars. So a few people in chat actually knew it. That's crazy. They could go that. Yeah, they could go that. Or did they wikipedia? No.

And they then really fast Wiki wiki, but I just I find like the you know, I love language already to begin with and I feel like like the merging of language is even an un And ways we don't realize always we don't know it's like this this new word now that we all know which isn't even People don't even realize wasn't even an English word. It's like adopt adapted from another language. What's your favorite word? My favorite word. It's funny. You say that. I don't know if I have a favorite word in English, but I do have favorite words in Spanish. Oh One of my favorite words in Spanish is sterko, which means stubborn. I just think it's a funny word It's like it just makes me think of like bull headed for somebody's even though that's not it's sterko Derko T.E.R.C.O Bullheaded for some reason even though that's not It's steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric steric I think the best word.

I feel like I know this. I feel like I've asked you this before. I think it's bracket. Yeah, do you have a bracket? I like bracket a lot. It's fun to say. So I'm about the bracket. It's great. Yeah.

Do you like ASMR videos where they say certain words? No. I'll give you a shit about that. Like the scuss, scuss, scuss stuff on that. Yeah, because there's some words like bracket, bracket. Yeah, it has nothing to do with ASMR. It's just a cool word bracket. I like it. I like build like a hard K Bill just a good word good one. Bill just a good spatula. Travis is up there for me.

Chalice. Chalice. Barb, what do you gonna? I don't know if I have a favorite. I used to like nifty a lot. Nifty just cuz it's such it's such a nice pure word. I like I like but I'm also frustrated by fiery because the eye in the e, like the e in the are the fiery. It's in mouthgolly. Your words, like your letters get jumbled up. Yeah. Firey.

Firey. Yeah, that's a good word. Or gas. Firey. I remember there was a, David Lynch was rumored, was supposed to be making a video game called Woodcutters from Firey Ships. And it never came out.

That was always a problem about that. Firey. Firey was always bummed about that firey firey walk with me Fuffle firey walk with me. Kirtfuffle. That's a good one. That's too obvious. Bracket. Bracket is a good one because it's like a very Carcguard. Right.

There's no heirs to it. When you say it, are you picturing some sort of like hanging hardware? Are you picturing a parenthesis? When I say it, I or you picturing a parenthesis like when I say it I'm actually picturing a race car changing gears like like bracket and I think it's because when I was a kid my second I was a drag racer and I spent a lot of like every waking moment at the drag races and I there was like a sticker that said bracket that I would see everywhere.

For some reason in my head I associate it with. What about picket? Picket is a great word. Like a picket fence. Yeah. Or yeah. What about or like picket these working conditions? What about Scrum?

Is that a real word? Oh my god. Oh no. Why? Those are best selling stir-item last week. Yeah. Oh no. Why? Those are best selling a stir-item last week. Yeah. No scrum.

No, it's no scrumping. Was it? Why did you hit the ass? That's the best selling store, right? What is scrumping? Oh no. What do you think scrumping is? Uh, scrumping.

I can't believe that. It's a real word. It's. Could I have context? I guess that would give it away. What it is. I'll give you a ton of context. It's you Could I have context? I guess that would give it away what it is. I'll give you a ton of context. It's you're holding it. Is it when you're eating fruit in a place you shouldn't be eating fruit?

Even more specific. Eating in that. Oh, notice no scrumping. Is that a real sign? We sell it. We sell it. We sell it. It's all about 200 of them last week. Is it when you're holding an apple? He's all about 200 of them last week. I don't know really. Yeah. Is it when you're holding an apple? You're so close. Kind of, yeah.

It could be. Eating an apple? Touching an apple? Chewing an apple? How would you obtain one? Just grabbing an apple. But picking an apple. What if it was at yours?

Taking someone else's apple. Yes. Picking someone else's apple tree picking someone else's apple tree stealing an apple stealing an apple called scrupping we didn't know was a real word to we got Gavin we got pubert Adams yeah yeah and now we sell scrupping merchandise and I we haven't talked about but I'm I'm I'm thinking we should get a insider I think we should be cider men. Yeah, we'll start making cider I want to keep you up thing going because you've got juice there fella. It's tangy and brown. You're in cider town

I thought it was like dancing It's a blender's quote from the It's the only way I remember the director of juice and cider I know way too much stuff. Thank you. Let's go ahead and do this on that note. No scrumping. You heard it here. Go store.rstee.com.

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Why would ever you want? Don't listen to Jeff. You want to know scrimping thing by that. OK, fine. I'm not going to stop you. I'm not going to stop you. But if you're going to do that, go ahead and buy the go-go now shirt that just came out too.

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