Rooster Teeth Podcast - Family Bible Battle - #661

Episode Date: August 10, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Cole Gallian, Chris Demarais, & Eric Baudour as they discuss condomworld, the bible, world travel with no plan, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded August 9, 2021 and is sponsored by Helix Sleep (HelixSleep.com/rooster), BetterHelp (betterhelp.com/rooster), and MeUndies (Meundies.com/roosterteeth). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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After years of wearing a mask. I don't know much about wrestling, but one of my favorite gifts or short videos is sting wearing the sting mask and then pulling out the chair and hitting the other wrestler and then taking off the sting mask and it's sting under there.

So, like, I think it's a meme probably forced thing because he's done it. I think in every company he's worked in. He did it in AEW, he did it WEE, he did it everywhere. And I think that's really cool because Sting is a great wrestler. He's been wrestling since the 80s. But to be able to reinvent yourself

just by wearing a mask of yourself and then pulling it up. That has to do with the full face paint like that. It's like kiss, right? You can replace people. Yeah, you can be- Yeah, no idea. The fifth sting for the full face paint like that, it's like kiss, right? You guys replace people. It could be- You got no idea. The fifth sting for all we know. Yeah, it's the same sting.

It's definitely Steve Borden. He's still there and he's looking. But it doesn't have to be. It's true, he's looking good. Way to go stinger. How many painters, not many wrestlers have that white paint? What the fuck? How many painters are there?

I swapped those words in my head. I was gonna say how many painters use a white and back wrestlers? Wrestlers? Uh-huh. So you're asking who paints their face? Specifically like the white black look. That Darby Allen does half of his face. Yeah.

Sting does his whole face. Shockingly, they're a team in AEW. No. A dad and son team. Yeah, it's like, it's cool because things like older and they're in the eyes. Only this half is face. And he only does half his face. And it's like, it's like a real dad stepson, like kind of vibe where he's like, my stepson's

pretty crazy, but I can't control him. And then the guy goes, hey, fuck you dad. It's perfect. It's really great. It's a lot of fun. So just those two? Yeah, as far as that, I you, dad! It's perfect. It's really great. It's a lot of fun. So just those two? Yeah, as far as that, I mean, there's other wrestlers who paint their face, but not in that way.

That's probably a lot of indie wrestlers. Yeah, I'm gonna be the next thing. Yeah, Sting was the guy who watched the Crow, and then he went, well, shit, I can do that. Maybe I was thinking of the Crow. Yeah, yeah, the Crow was an wrestler. That was a movie. Yeah, and he does. He was a martial artist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it was. Well, the other alternative crow is an wrestler. That was a movie. Yeah, and he does a martial artist. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, well, well, the other alternative

I think that you see a lot like in Mexican wrestling is the mask. Yes, and that's that's cool. They're also very expensive and I was watching a triple a over the weekend is triple a in Mexico and there's a guy named psychoown and he was fighting Rea Scorpion and every time they fight, every time they fight, Rea Scorpion just grabs from the eye, from on the mask and just rips it all the way open at the beginning of the match, every time they fight. That's insane. Do you know how long it takes to make a fucking mask?

Do you know how expensive it is? Like, do you understand that? That's showmanship, that's commitment. And a guy named Psycho Clown, his whole thing is the mask and the other guy just goes fuck you and just rips it all the way off and then hits him until he bleeds see he needs to take a page of stings book and just have a cheap mask over his real mask you're a genius isn't that me mask on us me a male mask I said I mean a ton of masks all different ones all the time the guy who has the best ones right now

welcome to the research he's bought yes the the time. The guy who has the best ones right now, welcome to the Risteri Tee-Thbot, yes. The guy who has the best one right now is Teton in Mexico, where he has this whole mask that looks like a demon or like a monster that's like eating the front of the face and so like the front's all mesh like it's a mouth. But he comes out with another mask over that that looks like it's whoever he's fighting is being eaten. That's by that thing. and then it pulls it off.

Like, he fights in a hurry. And he's fighting to Plario who just has like this big cross, and it's really cool. But he came out with that, and you're like, this is awesome. No one's gonna see this match. If you're gonna be a wrestler, knowing now what you know about painting your face, having done it a whole bunch for the Babadour

in Canter-Trayal. Yeah. Would you pick a wrestler persona that had his face painted? I think some, I think some face paint is a thing that helps people see you visually and like. It's to doubt, yeah. Yeah, and it really does make a difference, especially when you're a guy who's just working

for like a hot dog in a handshake. especially when you're a guy who's just working for like a hot dog and a handshake and if you're a guy who's doing that and then has a look and has a persona. That's like a Finn Balor so over right? Yeah and then you have just sort of something like that people pick up on that and then you're the guy who has this look and if you can do a couple of cool moves people be like oh shit this guy's fucking alright this is something else like we were doing that wrestling with the weak podcast for a while, James and Scorpio Sky. And Scorpio Sky is a guy in AEW who, when I saw him in like 2004 in LA wrestling for Pearl Wrestling, Gorilla, he wore a mask.

He's brand new to wrestling, he's only been in for like a couple of years. He wore a mask and like a whole get up and everything. And then later he like lost the mask, took it off and he has, he's never gone back to it. Did he ever find it? He, he, he, he, hidden somewhere. But he just took the mask off and never went back to it. There's so many guys that either are lifelong mask guys

or like never even broach it. Like it, it really is like. What's like whether you want to maintain that separate persona, or whether you want to become the character. Yeah, because Jericho also do white and black for a pain maker. Oh, he just puts,

he just puts kind of like some black on his eyes and he goes, I'm a scary man. We talked, Eric and I were texting about this the couple of weekends ago about how there was this phase in Mexico in like the 60s and 70s Where they made like when James Bond was really popular? They made

Mexican spy movies where like the wrestlers wearing masks were also spies like being a wrestler was their cover But they were really spies yep, and they go around and do like spy shit But also wrestling all the time and it was like this whole like sub genre of movies that existed for like that window of time. That gets totally forgotten. I think it's so cool. I think it's so cool. The time like there's that one Mexican spy, but I feel like they threw in.

He was like, he was a priest. Yeah, they have so many like, I have a lot of bootlegs of those movies because you can't find them anywhere. It's just like a guy who's like, I transferred this onto like a CD and then you could just put on your computer. And it's like, all right, cool. It's just like a guy who's like, I transferred this onto like a CD, and then you could just put on your computer. And it's like, all right, cool.

It's, Blue Demon was like one of the big ones. It was him and Ray Lisco and a lot of these other guys. Yeah, Santo, and it's crazy because all these guys have family who still wrestles. Like, Iho, De Santo is still wrestling and like, Iho, though, Blue Demon, still wrestling. And these guys all just like, legacies, just legacies, and you never know

what they look like. And you've seen wrestlers think there's gifts of like taking off the mask and they just have like a mask underneath like another mask underneath it. And you're like, that's cool. That to me is, that's them. They don't, they live that lifestyle. People don't know who they are.

And that's really awesome. Yeah, I think it's very good. Then when they're done, they can go shopping for groceries. Yeah, exactly. They're like, well, I'm done because they get fucking, these guys bleed and get messed up in Mexico. It's crazy. They have two styles in Mexico.

It's like crazy lucha flipping submission style that's like, oh, what other's insane. And if you're not doing that, you're beating the shit out of each other until you're bloody and fucked. It's awesome. There you go. Chris, you've learned. Would you have-

Would you do the paint? Well, I guess maybe I'd do something, but I think I'd have some sort of prosthetic. Maybe an eye patch. Eye patch isn't a prosthetic, but I agree. I get what you're saying. I don't know. I have a good eye prosthetic under the eye patch.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, a prosthetic. Because then I, oh, you see my bad eye. Yeah. You're bad. Yeah, because it'd be covered up with eye patch. It'd be like a laser eye. Yeah, cool.

That'd be cool. I'll do that. But I guess it would be cool. It sounds cool. It sounds cool. Oh, because I never. Speaking of eye patch, why the fuck are you wearing sunglasses? I'll do that. But I guess it would be cool. It sounds cool. It sounds cool. I've never heard it. Speaking of iPatch, why the fuck are you wearing sunglasses?

I thought it looked cool. I didn't have a key to get in because I left the key to the door. I know how long I would stand outside the door to get let in, so I wore my sunglasses. But you're in now. Yeah. And I was like, is that acclimated to the darkness? get let in. So I wore my sunglasses. But you're in now. Yeah, and I was like, is that acclimated to the darkness? Yeah, it's dark. Right, but in his mind, he's still outside.

For the audience. Yeah. Between outside and here is 200 feet of pitch black, filled with equipment and obstacles. So you wore the sunglasses in the pitch black where you could potentially trip and fall. I'm like daredevil. I can hear it.

I'm gonna take these off. I like these sunglasses. Did I tell you this? I got them in Puerto Rico. Oh. That's how the story of how I got my sunglasses. No, but I'm boy! Welcome to the Ristra podcast where I'm so excited to hear.

This is like in Batman. Do you I know how I got these cards? So that's the little thing with my eye patch cards, but let's put some sunglasses on that face. We do have a different story every time we have. He told the story where it was. I'm so thrilled for whatever we're about to hear Chris. The floor is yours.

How did you get your sunglasses? I went to Puerto Rico recently. I was working the whole time, but on the weekends, God, the beach. We were drinking before we went to the beach, and then at some point we went to the beach. In the process, we forgot everything. Like our cooler of beer, our everything. We just showed up.

Some glasses everything. We showed up the beach and we're like, where's all this stuff? It's the Lina seeds. We were like, where's all this stuff? It's the, laying the seeds. We were like, where's all the stuff? And then we're like, well, and so I volunteered, me and my friend was like, let's go find some beer. And so.

You're not even gonna try to retrace your steps to find your beer, you're gonna find new beer. No, we left, we knew we had left it at the house. Okay, gotcha. We knew it was like, for gone. Good as gone. Yeah. That's later beer now.

Yeah. It was cold though still, which is good. as God. Yeah, that's later beer now. Yeah. It was cold though still, which is good, because all packed up. It's cooler. So we went to go. OK, I'm really left at the house. OK, you know, you're right. Go on, I'm sorry.

We went to go get the wall, I'll tell you a tangent too. We were walking fantastic. We were walking down the beach area, and there was a store that was pitch black. It looked like a cave. And I was like, and it was called Condom World. But it was a cave. And all the other buildings, all the other stores

had lights on them. And Condom World was like a cave with like two people standing outside. Condom World has several locations. It's a chain apparently in Puerto Rico. Yeah, there were several of them. But this is the only one that was a cave. And I say cave is in, it was like,

well, I'll tell you guys that we went in. So I was like, what is this? And I was like, because I was talking to my friend, I was like, try to figure out what is this store that has? What is Condom world? Yeah, but like, why is it black? That's out.

And why is it the only store? So then I go up and I'm like, looking in, and like, so then the people at this place are like, do you guys want to come in? Uh-huh. Do you want some condoms? And I was like oh yeah, and I felt bad for them because no one was going into their Yeah, yeah, so then I was like let's go in. It'll be fun. Yeah, we we me my buddy. We go in Decona world And they're explaining yeah, there's no electricity And I was in my head is weird because there's electricity everywhere else.

But there were blackouts in Puerto Rico sometimes, so it wasn't that weird. Right, right, right. But then it was scary because then, as we went in, they closed the door behind us. Uh-huh. Like they closed the door. Right, and now you're locked in.

Now we're trapped in a world. Now we're trapped in a world. You're living in a world. Yeah, you're living in a world. Like, and I was like, why did they shut the door? That's weird, not in here. Yeah, you're living in condom. Like, and I was like, why did they shut the door? That's weird. Not in here with you, you're in here. You're in here.

And so I'm like, I'm like, I didn't really want anything. I just want to look around. So me and my friend were looking around. We're like, you can't really see. We can't see, it's pitch black. If there was anything you want, you wouldn't be able to see. Right. And so I'm like, and we're in my friend like,

why do they close the door? That's weird. So then I'm like, I feel like we should buy buy something I feel like that was like a like a right Yeah, you got to be polite. Yeah, so then I was like Pink like they're like what are you all looking for? You're looking for like you know those No, and then so I'm just buying like some of those like novelty straws We like vaginas and penises on them. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Some of those yep and then, it let us out. Uh huh. Teak. So then I was like, we make our way to the CVS. Cause, and then. They walk you into the CVS? Nope, they don't want, do they have power? They have power.

Oh, do we have, do we have the condom world logo that we can throw up on the screen real quick? Do we, we see that looks great. Hey, isn't that Miss Minute from Loki? Oh, yeah. What does that say below it, protecting the planet? Is that? That's funny.

That's great. So I go to CBS, and I go to buy sunglasses, because I also wanted some cheap sunglasses. They didn't have any iconic world. Not that I had to see it was dark. Oh, it's too dark. And I wasn't gonna ask. So I go to the sunglasses, and they're like completely sold out

except for the fancy, fancy, fancy pairs that were like 40 bucks or something. Ooh. Which much. And I had sunglasses. Yeah, yeah, they're back at the house. I just wanted some cheap sunglasses. And then I was like, the kit section.

Oh yeah. They had lots of kit sections on glasses. Okay. And that's where these came in. So I got these, which look pretty good. They look great. They look great. For like five bucks or something.

It's just eel. The other ones would have been like 35 bucks, and they look bad. You could, that's condom money. Exactly. And so I got my sunglasses and my novelty penis and vagina straws. I go up to the, to go, I get a bunch of beer

and my friend said, he's waiting there, he's like, hey man, they're not selling it to us. Why? I was like, I don't have my D, can you pay for it? And I'm like, oh, I don't have my D, either. Like, because we left at the beach. Right. And so, and no, not a lot of places,

ID in Puerto Rico, at least for like old people. So, I was like, he'd gone through the front and then as we were standing there, another CVS worker went to go, opened up another one in the back. I was like, let me try her. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like maybe she'll, so I go up there with all the beer, and these sunglasses, and I try and buy it. And as I'm buying it, I'm like, I'm buying children's sunglasses. And, and, like, these are children-sized sunglasses. And I'm like, and I'm holding novelty vaginas. And I'm like, brought this in with you. Well, yeah, what else I'm gonna do with it? I was watching you walk. So that neither of us say, we did not get, no one, no, we did not get any beer. What? But I get my cool sunglasses and some novelty vagina.

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the sun glasses are melting onto your face. Maybe they're not the best sunglasses. Turn the other way, Chris. Yeah, there you have. There you go. There's a little glass of tiny one on the other side. There you go.

Oh, you got it. No, yeah, you got it. They're peeling. Yep, you got it. I think you have a plastic part. You got a tiny one on the other side. Other side? From where the sunglasses are. There you go, you got it. Oh, you got it. No, yeah, you got it. They're peeling. Yep, you got it. I think you need to use the plastic part. You got a small piece on the other side too. Well, whatever, if I put them on, you can't see those things. This episode of Receipt Podcast is brought to you by Helix mattress.

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No, not to Puerto Rico. But you knew he was going to Puerto Rico, right? So you gave him all your recommendations? I found out Chris was in Puerto Rico from his Instagram story. I lived in Puerto Rico. But you knew he was going to Puerto Rico, right? So you gave him all your recommendations? I found out Chris was in Puerto Rico from his Instagram story. I lived in Puerto Rico. That Chris in Puerto Rico, I lived there. I didn't really plan it out very well. I was, what a staggering surprise here.

Shocking news from Chris on the Rooster Teeth Podcast. But I went to a podcast convention with Chris last week. And how did we meet up on that day? We, I think we ran into each other randomly, right? Yeah. Like on that, whatever that was, that Tuesday, Wednesday, I think it was.

Yeah. Yeah, on the convention floor. Yeah, it was like we were just walking by, we're like, oh, hey Chris. And it was my wife and I, and we ran into Chris. And Chris, we were like, what are you up to? He's like, oh, I'm gonna, I got this happy hour. I'm gonna go to here in a little bit.

You guys wanna come? I was like, yeah, sure. You know, I really don't drink anymore, but I was like, yeah, I'll go hang out, socialize and stuff, which is weird for me. So I'm like, where is it? And you know, Chris has all the information on his phone. He pulls it up. He's like, it's the monetization happy hour.

It's in ballroom E. I was like, that's a weird game for a happy hour, but, all right, whatever. It's like, we got a few minutes to kill. So we like sat down and just like shot the shit for a little bit. Then it's like, whatever time, like four o'clock or whatever the happy hour is supposed to start. Like, all right, well, let's, let's have

her to ballroom E and see what's going on. So we're like, walk in that direction. Kind of like have a map. We're like, it's somewhere over there. And we're in the convention center're like, walk in that direction, we kind of have a map. We're like, it's somewhere over there, and we're in the convention center. We're walking in that direction. We walk past this person who works at the event, and she can tell that we're kind of looking around,

she's like, what are you looking for? We're looking for a ballroomy. She's like, oh yeah, go down this hallway to second door on the left. Okay, great, thanks. So we walk down the hallway, second door on the left, we walk in, and it's just like a panel room. And there's someone on stage giving a presentation.

And we're like, is this ballroom e? And we're like, look around and there's quite a few people in there but everyone's like sitting down listening to this panel, so we step back out and they're like, there's other people doing the same thing.

We're walking in and then walking out and like, what's going on? So I'm like, Chris, let me see your phone. And he shows me his phone and it says, the name of the panel is monetization happy hour, how to drive monetization on your podcast. Chris, this is a panel that's called Happy Hour.

It's not an actual happy hour. That sneaky. No. No. It was pretty sneaky. To her credit, her panel was very full, but there were other people walking by that same convention workers.

A lot of people who were like, that wasn't a happy hour at all. It's just a panel. So every panel at RTX from here on out is going to be the... Oh, no, and everything. We're just a team's happy hour. At RTX, welcome to the Rooster Team's podcast happy hour. This is going to rule. So we're like, all right, well, this obviously is a panel.

It's not a happy hour. Chris is like, well, don't worry. This is at four o'clock, might do. At five o'clock, there's a mixer. We can go to the mixer. It's definitely gonna be nice. I said, okay, great, what, five o'clock will it make? So let's just go sit down, we'll shoot the shit again.

We just like sat down at the table and the three of us all sitting around talking. We walked around, they saw the booths. Yeah, of course, yeah, good booths. Good booths. A lot of people, a lot of like services that we work with and some that we don't work with. But five o'clock finally rolls around.

Like great, let's go to this mixer. Go to this mixer, it's being held in like, I don't know what that was, like the keynote area, whatever, like the big, the big hall that they have. Cool, walk in there and as soon as you walk in, there's like a little spread of food and I don't want anything and Chris is like, I'm gonna get some food, so Chris like goes

and gets food of course, huh? Like find a place to sit we sit down and there's only like one bar in this it's a it's a big room It's only one bar one bar tender at the bar Chris like I'm gonna go get in line for for something get something to drink so Chris leaves and gets in line the line's really long It's like halfway down the hall Chris gets in line and This woman comes up on the stage. She's like, hey everyone, thanks for coming to the happy hour, blah, blah, blah.

I have, we have Raffle. If you all need Raffle tickets, go over to this table over here. I've also got drink tickets. If you all want drink tickets, come see me. So like Chris immediately leaves the line and makes a B line for her. And gets a drink ticket. So all this is going on.

Estonier looking around and we're like, it's a lot of women here. Really not many men at all. And I'm like, this is kind of weird. I looked around like, I feel a little weird now. Like, there's really no, like, am I supposed to be here? Right, there's no men in here at all. So Chris goes, you know, talk to the woman

who gets a drink ticket, goes, gets back in line. So now he's even further back in line. He waits in line about 30, 40 minutes, gets his drink, comes and sits down with us, and like, Chris, let me see your phone. I wanna see what this event is. It was a podcast mixer for women and non-binary podcasters. Yeah, it is.

What? I didn't, it didn't say that until, it said it, it did, I was like, Chris, what? Dude, what are you doing? What? I didn't say that until it said it. It didn't. I was like, Chris, what? Dude, what are you doing? I mean, I was like, then I said, Chris, what if you win the raffle? Yeah. I was terrified.

So the Chris became terrified that he was going to win the raffle. Just said, just don't say anything. What are you doing? It's just, the thing at the top said like, you know, something, something, party or fixer. Uh-huh. She podcasted. Something, something, she podcasted.

Uh-huh, and then did it continue to say other things? That was in the like, when you hit the description of the event. Uh-huh. Which you did not do? No, because we were, I was just trying to find the next thing after the pre-shoot. I had to have it done well. I feel like after the first destination was a flop. I should have taken the photo and looked at it. I have to listen. Listen, I blame Chris. Absolutely. However, I have to put some blame on you

for not looking on your own phone. Or on Chris's phone. Or on Chris's phone. I showed any of the information. I know now. After the first one, I should have looked. That's on me. We want to stay on full-time.

I'll be honest. I'll be honest. If I was with Chris and this was happening, I would have been looking it up on my own first, and then going. I don't know that that's an indictment on Chris. However, that's what I would have done. It's crazy that also you did not do that.

I was just like, all right, whatever. Let's go with the flow. Yeah, it's, you were, Oh, classic, classic Gus. Go with the flow. He was seeing how the other half lived. I think, what does Chris do at convention? I felt so bad the whole time I was in that,

because then I was like reliving that moment in the whole line. What would you have won if you won the Rapples? Four bunch of points. Shame. I think the big prize was an iPad pro. Oh God, I wish you would have won. That would be... You would have been dressed like this.

He kept asking Esther. He's like, please, if I win, will you go up and accept it for me? You can be Chris. I was like, I don't want to, or I was like, or give it back or something. I just don't go up at all. I was like, I just... And then we had to... Yeah. So then we had Chris finish his beer and we laughed. I up at all. I just, and then we have to, yeah.

So that we had Chris finish his beer and we laughed real hard, that's it. Dude, this is, oh man, this is, I mean, Gus, you're different in Nashville. You're a fucking, Smashville Gus is different. Like, just goes with the flow, just, coolin' out, goin' to happy hours where he doesn't drink.

I did maybe the most ungust thing ever while I was in Nashville. And I did it by accident. And before I tell this story, I feel compelled to tell everyone, I'm not sick. I took a COVID test this morning. It's negative. Okay. I totally fine. Okay.

I just feel like I need to get that out of the way. Okay. So on one of the days, I don't remember what day. I need to get that out of the way. Okay. So on one of the days, I don't remember what day. I wanted to get something to eat. So looked up like highly rated restaurants in Nashville and found this place called Monels. Cool. It's like southern food. Great. Nashville in the south. Texas isn't the south. No. Texas is like the west, right? Yeah. Is this was this was this a place that was inside of like an old house? Yes, I went there. Okay, so you know where the story's going.

Okay, so when I we pull up to this place we take an Uber there and outside there's a sign that's like says like Enter a stranger's leave his family. Yes, I'm like, okay, that's kind of weird slogan, whatever. It's like all of garden when you hear your slogan, whatever. It's like Olive Garden when you're here, your family, whatever. We go in and there's the host. It's like, welcome here. Have you ever been to Monos before? Like, no, never been here.

He's like, okay, well, we do things a little different here. It's all family style. It's all you can eat. We're gonna bring all the food. We only have a limited menu every day. I forgot what it was like. Today we got fried chicken, roasted chicken, and pork chops and all the sides, all the food. We only have limited menu every day. Today, I forget what it was like today We got fried chicken roasted chicken and pork chops and all the sides all like typical southern sides great sounds good The weight is left over the host is like so y'all good to eat here. Restaurant like yeah, sounds good. Great. Let me show you your table

He leads us to a table that already has eight other people sitting at it and It's like all right. You'll be sitting right here with these people. Were there any other empty tables in the restaurant? No. And I realized, that place was hopping, man. I realized that's what they mean. Oh, yeah. And tourists, strangers leave his family.

You're supposed to interact with all these strangers. Out with the host, but with the other guests. With the other guests, like you randomly assigned people to eat with. And like they bring out the food family style and you pass it person to person, like you're eating a family dinner and it all goes around the table

and I'm sitting there and I'm like, this is a mistake. This shouldn't be open right now. Oh, it's going on. It's going on. It's going on. And I was like, but the food was really good.

It was amazing. It was good. But also then the social anxiety of leaving that after you recognize the situation is, you can't leave. I was sitting there and I was like, it's gonna look really weird if I sit down, if I get up and leave at this point.

You know what it was like? Have you ever done an escape room with only like two people? Where you're like in an escape room and it's like two or three people and then they put you in the room with like a bunch of strangers and you're stuck, and you get that's what it was, but you have to eat your way.

Yeah, I did. Next up, the strangers next year are giving you a plate of fried pork chops asking if you want gravy. You have to eat your way out. That's awesome. That would be a really good escape room. That's a way better escape room than literally any other escape room.

I just, if you were like this is dinner and then you can also solve this at your leisure, it would be like, well, I'm more apt to do this. You have to get out in an hour. Except for the escape room in episode three of Camp Atrial. I was in that one. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right.

Yes, yes, you are. Yeah. I was thinking of the escape room in Oh, yeah, no, you're right. Yep. You're thinking episode four. Oh, I was One. Oh, I was doing my dance. Yep. I saw someone post online that they thought the show was called campy trail Oh, no, hey, here's the thing I understand where they're coming from. I would like to note that the resounding silence that they got when they said that should be a note that really that's on them and not on us. Camp B trail.

It was no one. If that was a thing where other people felt the same way, I feel like people would have come in and be like, yeah, B2 isn't that crazy. Defining silence, deafening. Cam, I trail. I like that you did that dance Gus because like this was like the week, you know, probably four days before we were shooting.

I was writing the puzzles and stuff for that escape room. And I was like, I was trying to figure out a way, I wanted Gus in the show and I was like, hey Gus, can you do this like video of VHS riddle for me? I need you to figure out a way I only gots in the show and I was like, hey guys, can you do this like Video VHS riddle for me. I need you to do a specific dance that they have to copy and I was like if you want I can do a sample and then just copy that and he said okay So then I was like I feel myself doing this dance. Do you have that? Oh, you know I do why have we not posted that? It's if we were streaming from home

I could pull it up right now because it's on my computer there. It's not Posting we should be posting we should be posting that on all of our social media. You porn porn How we should be put X to you have a you porn account you have to be verified you got No, it's porn hub We can get verified. We get verified. Let me see. I've got it.

The fuck is going on. I'm downloading it. I'll send it to Broadcast. I'm too world. You weren't having verified on porn hub. Oh my God. Brian, be on the lookout for this video. It's going to take a really long time to download.

It's only 61 megabytes. Oh great. It's short because it needed to be a short dance, because they had to In the escape room for context people haven't watched camp at trail. Which should It was an escape room where they were split up And the people had to describe the dance in one location to make the other people do it This episode received podcasts sponsored by better help online therapy

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you feel on set when all of this stuff is happening around you, but then every time somebody says action and something's rolling, you get through that part and you go, oh shit, this is good. Like every time the cameras were on, it felt like everyone went like, oh, like we're doing, like this is happening. Like this is, excuse me, this is like a show. This feels like a really strong show.

Everything we're filming is good. These pieces are coming together. We've figured out bits for it. All the characters are there. Like, I hadn't felt that in like, boy, like a really long time being like on a set, doing something, I've been part of a temple, like at all. But like, being on a set where things are like, clicking,

man, it took a long time. Oh, you have it. You have this video already. This is why the broadcast department's so good. Thank you, Brian. Brian Baker's just a wizard. Look at this guy. What a master wizard.

So this is what Chris sent me to try to emulate in the trail. Right, here we go. There's the dog. I asked, I also know that I haven't slept. Oh, yeah, hands, okay. And then you're doing like a horsey, like a, and then hands again, and then they're forward, they're okay, and then you're doing like a horsey, like a, and then hands again, and then they're forward.

They're down and then you're to the side, and you're spanking it, and then that's good. The dog. I did that, and I did another, I did one more. Oh, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. There's the case, which one's better, and it's forward and hands up, and it's kind of like a star spread,

and then to the side, kind of like a horsey, and then hands forward, jazz hands to the side, jazz hands forward and there we have money shot. I would like to note that Booger the dog did a very good job of just being there and watching and not getting too excited. He's not judging. No, not getting too excited, not getting too, you know, I just feel like other dogs would be like, whoa, what are we here doing? And he just sorta went like, and it's Chris.

Well, it's Chris. Yeah, we're used to this. Simply, this is Chris. Well, it's a good dance, you did a good job. You did better than I did. I was, I had Chris's video playing on a loop on VLC, on one monitor, and I had like my capture on another monitor. So I was like trying to,

I watched it a bunch of times, trying to memorize it, and I was like my capture on another monitor So I was like trying to like watch it a bunch of times try to memorize it I was trying to mimic it as it was playing the other The other cameos and that was pretty good like Armando and like a few other people right? Armando from Funhouse and Cold Podcasts and yeah, we have a like Chelsea from One of our Roost partners from deck me. Yeah, and and then That so that goes out tomorrow has like James Lease and Ken. Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And John, yeah, I tried to put as many cameos in it as part.

It was smart. They told me when I had to do some ADR later, which there's a lot of ADR in the show, and I don't think you would know by listening to it. You're gonna hear it, and you're gonna go, well, this part was ADR, and it's probably not. It's probably a bunch of the other parts that you don't think are ADR, because I've been listening to it and going

Did I record this later? Oh shit, that's crazy. It really well done by our post team Fucking made this thing sing. It's really really good, but They made me do 180 R part that's like okay, and I think this part's for James So like really just fucking hammer him and I went all right, hey look at this stupid idiot Don't go around! Look at this dumb idiot. look at this guy. It's just that for like I Mean it had to be like minutes of just like slam James It was like I was slamming James take take it's really do people know what 80 hours to replace the the voice Yes, yeah, it's a lot of magic dialogue replacement.

Yeah, it's when you watch something and you go, okay, we need you to record this. A lot of it is like just voice over, they go over to other parts and they're gonna put like B-roll. A lot of it is like, and match your lips here. And you're like, wow, right. Why are you doing that stuff?

And it was like, I suck, they did a great job. I'm terrible. Most anime dubbing is ADR. Yeah. Just because you were trying to match Muffleps. Yep. That's pretty interesting. I feel like it's easy to like, you know, hammer James, because it's like, it's just like

fit, good looking, successful guy. You're punching, you're punching really mad at him. You're punching up, right? You know, it's like, it's nothing but uppercuts. So I actually put, I was like, here's a couple and then like do some mean ones. Yeah, really just fucking get them. Oh good, so the note came from Chris. So James, when you watch that, don't be mad at me,

just message Chris. Thank you. James has been like, I think he's been like pro wrestling again. I think he's been training again. Oh, I should give him some tips on his, I, he should do the eye patch thing. Prostetic. Yeah, yep, you should do that.

You hear that, James? Just talk to Chris. I know you may not know a lot about wrestling, but apparently Chris. Yeah, I know that you've been in the ring and had a match, but if you're looking for something to do with a prosthetic and then an eye patch to go over that hard work, you're talking to this guy.

Mr. Sunglasses. Well, those are from CVS, not condom or old ones. Child Mr. Sunglasses. Well those are from, those are CVS, not condom or old ones. Child sunglasses from. So where are your straws? Oh, well we left those in Puerto Rico. They were like, they were melting. They had like, we think they might have definitely

had like, some carcinogens in them. Because as we were drinking them, they could, I brought them out to everyone with beer because we ended up just buying beer at a bar. Yeah And like the paint was coming off of them and they were melting in the sun. They were clearly not made to actually be used. Hang on. You told me that the novelty trust from condom world. I'm a picture of them. I Would yes, we probably can't show it. No, but you can show me a man who simply wants to see. Yeah, I'll show you just Google, Condom World,

penis and vagina straws. Oh God, don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah, I'll show you later, because I want to take through my photos. Oh, okay, hey, Chris has to be photos. He has to be a good time to baby. Superbular.

All right, any more, do you have any other Puerto Rico stories? Or Tennessee. Or Tennessee stories? Or Tennessee? Or Tennessee stories? Tennessee, oh, let me tell you, Tennessee's great. That's folks. When I got there, of course on the plane, I have to wear a mask. Got out of there.

I'm very diligent about wearing a mask in public. So I've got out of the airport to get taxi to the hotel. Still wearing my mask, get into the taxi, taxi drivers not wearing a mask in public. So I've got out of the airport to get taxi to the hotel. Still wearing my mask, get into the taxi, the taxi driver's not wearing a mask. Like that's kind of fucked up, but we're gonna do it. Says cab, do it every want. Driving on the way to the hotel's not far from the airport. 15 minutes or so.

Tax driver's like looking at me in the mirror, he's like, where are you from? That's in Texas. He's like, oh, okay, you know, here in Tennessee, you don't have to wear the mask if you don't want to. You can just take that off right now. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. Now, I'm gonna keep wearing it.

If that's cool, I'm just gonna keep it on. I was like, no, yeah, yeah, just so you know, inside, anywhere you go, you do not have to worry that mask. Take it off. Like, okay, I mean, thank you, but keep in the mask on. Uh-huh. And we were staying, I think, in kind of a touristy hotel. Obviously, there's a convention, lots of people traveling.

Yep. Maybe 10% of people were in masks. Boy. It was, yeah, it was. I wore my mask very much everywhere. Yeah, I had mine on. That was a lot. It just got back from Hawaii, and everywhere on the island,

everyone's wearing masks except for the hotels. And it was like, they had rules in the hotels. Like, oh, please wear it when you're in the lobby or the elevators, but people are like running in from the beach and didn't bring it to the beach with them. So just like, oh, they leave a lot of stuff at the beach. Like, their IDs and their penis straws. How are you supposed to remember a mask?

But not sunglasses. No, no, you want to bring those. But the food was great. Yeah. I had tons of great food. I had some authentic. I've always, I've never been in Nashville my first time over there.

I love Nashville hot chicken when I've eaten it, but I've never eaten it in Nashville. So actually eight Nashville hot chicken is really amazing. So good. It's a good food city. Nashville is, it reminds me a lot of Austin just sort of like the mentality and like, the people that were there and everything.

And it was friendly but it was super friendly yeah it was very cool but man it's a big food city like that's it like and sit down stay while eat something also did you know it's like a huge bachelor at party hub I do know because I saw so many had no idea until we were there. So I think there's like Designated party cities in different regions of the United States And I think Nashville is the party city for for that region just like in Texas in this area people come to Austin Like you see a ton of bachelor bachelor parties down six street by the way Broadway It takes a shit out of six streets. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah, that was like it's huge and there's a lot

Yeah, it's like I know what to put to expect it up in down six feet many times I think I walked half a block down Broadway. That was like huge. And there's a lot. Yeah, it's like I know what to expect. They've been down six, three many times. I think I walked half a block down Broadway. I was like, this is too much. Yep. And I just like turn around and let. Is it less college oriented? Is it?

I would say so. I think there's areas that are more college oriented. And this is a big, it reminded me more of San Diego where it was like, this is the area where this is bars. Yeah. This is the bars area and everything here is bars and you can also eat food sometimes, but mostly this is bars.

It was a lot of bars. They have a lot of a breweries in Tennessee. They've been in there. I didn't run into like brew pub stuff. I saw like on lists of like things to add and go to any. I saw like on lists things to do that and like whiskey to still have whiskey. Yeah, yeah, a lot of whiskey. A lot of whiskey.

Oh yeah. Yeah, there's some whiskey tasting that I wanted to. Yeah, oh yeah. How are the whiskey tasting? It's good. Yeah. Yeah, you got a jack Daniels. Yeah, because they have, that's where it's brewed.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had to tickle my throat. What a perfect hot meal. I'm trying to like, risk and then tell me more. And then I was like, but I got, I've been tested and everything, but I was like, if I cough it might,

so I was like, trying to, that's the worst, like getting a normal cough on the lane now. You're just like, I'm not, I'm good, I'm good. Oh, we do those comprehensive tests here because we always get swabbed, just so you guys know, we get swab before we come into the studio. Like, we have to get tested.

Yeah, yeah. Like, the thing up into your brain, it's a whole situation. I got a result back one time that was like, all right, yeah, you're all clear, everything's good. You have Rhino virus, so you might be prohibited from coming in and I went, oh fuck, what's Rhino virus? It's a cold, yeah.

And I was sitting at home going, I have a cold, no idea, no symptoms. I got rhino disease. Yeah, oh no, I'm a rhinoceros. Oh, no. And they told me that. Yeah. And I was like, what, oh my god.

Yeah, I know, I was freaking out about your rhino. Yeah, they're like, because it was producing for show and all this stuff and it was people, people were depending on me to come in to do this stuff and it was like, you have a rhino virus, so we're gonna have to get, we're gonna have to see what the chain says to get you into the studio and we went through all

these steps to be like, okay, you can get a note and it's this thing and it's only a cold and all this, then you come in and do this and I went, okay. I have a cold. I have a cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold. Someone had to tell me I have a cold. Yeah, I had no idea.

I had no clue. It's great. I'm waiting, I'm convinced that one of these days I'm gonna get swabbed on them, before we come into the podcast and they're gonna be like, oh yeah, you have asymptomatic COVID. I've convinced it's gonna happen one of these things.

Every time, the two hour wait, three hour wait before you get your result back. I was fast today. Yeah, mine was really fast today. I was worried this, because I had traveled this weekend. And I had, and so I was like, it's all here. And so I was really nervous that I was like,

maybe I got like the Delta variant. But that's the thing, like, you're wearing your mask, staying distance, like. I ate next to a bunch of strangers, they pass you the booze, I mean. They all spit the pork chops in my mouth. I figured it was fine. I think everyone's just, you know,

we're taking the right precautions, do all this stuff and then getting swaps. So, I vaccinated and. Yeah, oh, yeah. Jesus Christ, I'm like that. Give me another one. Shoot me up again, dude. I don't give up.

People may need a booster. They may need a third shot. Like, okay. If this is influencing you into whether or not to get a shot, reconvence your, like rethink like all of your life decisions where you're thinking like, hmm, fair it got it. You're fucking mean. Listen, I'm gonna do whatever I can to tell people.

No shit. Get the fucking shot. It's just crazy. Yeah, absolutely. We want another. Yeah. Two more. Give me a second.

Yeah, give me a second. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style.

I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I asked it around family style. I'm getting tired of always seeing new sites and use focusing on talking about breakthrough COVID cases. It's like, I mean, of course, it's gonna happen.

Vaccine's not 100% effective, but what we really should be focusing on story-wise is the over one majority of people who are not vaccinated are the ones getting sick and the ones going to the hospital. I feel like when you say like, when you highlight breakthrough cases, I'm not saying we should ignore breakthrough cases,

but when breakthrough cases are highlighted the way they are right now, it just erodes confidence in the vaccine. To me, it's, you can talk about the breakthrough cases and what that means, but what I'd like to see within that, because less of a headline of, oh, more breakthrough cases than ever,

this is crazy, and more like, there have been breakthrough cases than ever. This is crazy. And more like there are there have been breakthrough cases. No people have died or like what's that statistic of the breakthrough case? How severe it is and where it all ends up? Because I know people who have been struck with breakthrough cases and they go, yeah, it's like a week where you just go, ah, shit. And then I and then I didn't have to go to the hospital, I'd kind of a fever, I'm okay now, compared to not.

It could be really bad. Yeah. And I know there are people who are watching this going, don't stop talking about COVID. You're gonna be shocked that it's still a major factor in my day to day fucking life. We're still having a good swallow. Jesus Christ.

It is. I kind of don't care that you're sick of hearing about it. I'm sick of talking about it. I'm sick of hearing about it. But really, like, it's, boy, it's still around. Sorry. Yeah. It's, uh, it's still a thing. I thought, I thought we were over it. I thought like, oh, me too. I saw the cases going down. It's like, yep. Okay. Maybe not. People got vaccinated. Yep. Yeah. Like, I wish it had been more, but we did it. And now it's like back up, maybe projecting to be worse than ever.

I don't know. We'll see how it works. We're like, awesome. Awesome. I was hoping that maybe, I don't know, I could sit at my desk again. Yeah. Am I desk at work?

Yes. Yep. Yeah. Getting a, you could eat family style everywhere. Everywhere, not every day of the week. And not with your family, with other families. I feel bad. Comment strangers, leave us family.

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What does that mean? What it means is I eat lunch. Noonish? Lunch time. I'll get a text from Chris at 3pm that says, hey, have you eaten lunch yet? That's not. That's late.

That's late. Oh good, we're in a great place. I don't be like, no Chris, I eat lunch early or on time. Yeah. I do not eat lunch at three Kind of an on time lunch guy that's my sister said it came off like I was being a dick to Chris I was like yeah, but he says to me. I've eaten lunch at three. Oh, no, I've been waiting for you to text me Fucking cares. Then you asked me to eat early lunch on Friday. Oh, yeah, what time is early lunch? Early lunch was 1130. Okay, I was still my pajamas.

He looked like he had just rolled out a bit. This is every person at this fucking company. What did I start it here? When I started here, it was rolling around 10, figure out what we're doing for lunch. I know. That's not how I normally work. I was just...

You ate lunch at 3 p.m. Two other days besides that. Yeah, I know, but I was also, I was doing stuff at the, in my hotel, did it on my computer, and then I had to figure out, and I had a late checkout, so I was checking out at noon, and I had to figure out where I was staying that night. Okay, you were checking out at noon?

Wait, you had to figure out where you were staying that night. Okay, you're checking out at noon? Wait, you had to figure out where you were staying that night? Yes. This was also like 1115. Like I thought your late check out might have been like two. That was a good thing. I had to late check out because I didn't know where I was. Why were we glossing over the part where you didn't know where you were staying that night?

Because I hadn't booked my hotel for that night. What does that mean? Because the conference ended on Friday. I stayed till Sunday. And you hadn't thought. When did you decide to stay till Sunday? When I booked my flight. So months ago, okay?

And I never got my other flight. Where'd you stay? Where'd you went up staying? I got a place downtown. It probably would have been cheaper if I booked it earlier, but I booked it as after I walked out of my room because the cleaning ladies were coming out. So then I booked it in the little lobby on their computer. No, I'm my computer. Okay. Esther has said the way Chris travels is my

nightmare. Yeah, that's what she said. Like the whole last minute, waiting to book stuff. There's pros and cons. What are the pros? I, well, I will say he is adventures. Oh, absolutely. I love hearing about them and would die if I lived them. There's no way. Yeah, what are the pros? We've got to hear the pros. I have to know what pros are. I'll give you a couple of pros. One, you end up, you get flexibility where you can be like,

I don't want to go here, I'll go there instead. Like, when I was traveling around Europe, there were days where I was like, I didn't know where I was going the next day, and so I changed my mind the day before because I was like, well, instead of spending a whole night in Brussels, I'll just go for the day and figure out somewhere to stay in Paris. Was there any limitations to that though?

Like could you not go somewhere because there wasn't opening? Well yeah, that night in Paris, Was there any limitations to that though? Like could you not go somewhere because there wasn't opening? Well, yeah. That night Paris, I had to find, I found, I did my hotel that I had booked and couldn't extend it the night. Yeah. And so I had to like figure out a place to stay. This is Chris's Europe Stories, or like this is going to be a deep cut that no one's

going to get. It's like the montage in rules of attraction where that guy talks about being in Europe and taking ecstasy and like going to London and how he hated Paris. Gracie, have you ever heard of rules of attraction? I know. Thank you very much. I know what you're talking about.

Yes, that is what it sounds like to me. Gracie, you should watch rules of attraction. It's great. It's in the same universe as American Psycho. So what? What? It's written by the same universe. I know it's in the same universe.

It's the same writer, the brother. The AP Cinematic Universe? Yeah, it's AP. So Chris, you think that the pro to you booking your travel same day or your accommodations, I suppose, same day, is that you can go wherever you want. You're flexibility. But you're talking about Europe.

We're talking about Nashville, Tennessee. So I guess my question is, what? I could have, what if I decided I wanted to leave, what if you wanted to go to Memphis? What if I wanted to leave a day earlier? On Thursday? No, no, on Saturday. That's a day later. He means instead of Sunday.

He said Sunday. He did already book the airfare. So then you're booking, but then don't you have to pay the difference in the ticket? If it's, the world of it is the same price. I guess in the world where a plane ticket is the same price the next day. Sometimes they are. I've never in my life had that happen.

I would love to see you have a breakdown of how often happens. How early can you get in line for standby? There you go. I want to fly tomorrow. It works out okay Makes sense in Europe, but in Nashville Tennessee I know I agree I made it I wasn't ideal in Nashville. I agree with that. Uh-huh. I here's there's nothing I'm about to go on a trip. Yeah an axe like my yes. Oh, yeah, yeah and I

Haven't I haven't planned anything. Oh You have a you have a flight. I have a flight there and a flight what city are you landing in oh? No, don't say don't say like I can because it's even more exciting this way when I hear about it later I'm excited to hear all your I don't want to know anything. I just wanted to chart where I think he would Yeah, 100% city and then chart from there. Uh huh. It is. Are you returning via the same city you arrived? I'm returning via the same city. Okay. So, and I'm going multiple places,

which I'd not sure, exactly sure which ones. Have you booked any of that yet? No. So all you have is your flight there and your flight back. Yes. And a vague idea that you're going to go other places. Yes. Well, yes. Okay. I a vague idea that you're gonna go other places. Yes, well, yes. Okay, I had an idea that I want you to do. Yeah. You know how y'all been playing Geo Guessor?

You should do like real life Geo Guessor. You should go and take photos of stuff and like then take a photo of your pinpoint on the map and then they have to try to find a exact point. Ben told me about this idea and I went, this is fucking genius. Someone who's traveling and takes a picture of something somewhere and goes,

hey, where am I? And then it's people trying to geogas where they are. And they're like, oh, well, we know that. They're like, oh, we know he's like in Italy or whatever. So it's like, oh, is it Rome and you start kind of fucking roaming around? Not, nope, I'm sorry. I'm Barbara. And you just kind of keep going and then you're like, no, I'm sorry. I'm Barbara.

And you just kind of keep going and then you're like, oh, wait, why is he in Naples? And then you, wait, what the fuck? Why, like, you're just ending up, because it's Chris, boy, that works, because you have no idea. If all of a sudden it was like, why is this in Swiss?

It's like, is that Russian? Swiss? It used to be like, is that Russian? Uh-huh. Oh, he put him in Spain. Yeah, he's like, what's that Russian? Well, but here's another thing. I would say the other benefit is the world is so disastrous right now.

Uh-huh. There's so many things going on. The fact that I haven't booked any of my hotels or any of my like in-between flights, if I had to like cancel my trip, like this week I could do it way easier. Yeah, but most places have a super liberal cancellation policy. Well, hopefully now we were planning a Japan trip

with us first, like last March, and they like boned us. Like everywhere was like, oh, we changed our policy to be like, no refund. Yeah. And so I don't have to worry about that. I can look at, I'm gonna look at, I'm gonna look probably, because I'm leaving Thursday. I'll probably look tomorrow.

You're leaving in a couple of days? Yeah. I thought this was like a far off thing. No. So you're leaving in a couple of days? Yeah. I thought this was like a far off thing. No. So you're leaving in less than 72 hours. You'll begin this. Yeah. All right.

The way he's going to his crazy vacation is like, I'm going to San Diego in like that same time frame. And like to say, I'm going to San Diego in like that same time frame and like to say I'm Not stressed and don't have to worry about any of that stuff is like such an understatement and like I just feel like man You are based on you picked a time and a place I know I'm in a place Beating your San Diego trip is super booked like you've planned. Oh, I know what'm in a place. But you beating your San Diego trip is super booked. Like you've planned. Oh, I know what, but

like I have events that I also lived there. Yeah, exactly. And so to go where Chris is going in the time that he's going there is like boy, whoa, whoa. I mean, I'm there. It's definitely I'm that's why I'm I'm happy that I haven't booked anything because if I decide I wanted to pull the plug, I'm there. It's definitely, that's why I'm happy that I haven't booked anything because if I decide I wanted to pull the plug, I could. He's not going to. It's in three days. He's talking about this like he has the opportunity

to not go. Do you think maybe that he's gonna book his hotel on the plane when he's flying to the location? I don't know, does he want to pay the $12 for the interplay? I don't know. I think the airport before the plane. He could be watching Fast 9 on his phone on the flight over. No, no, no, that's tough.

When I was flying back from Nashville, I boarded the plane in Nashville and they were like, you know, welcome on board. I'm sorry to tell everyone that there's no Wi-Fi on this plane. This plane is too new. They have not installed the Wi-Fi yet. What? So if you want to watch anything or have any entertainment on the flight, you better start downloading it now. And I was like, well, shit, I didn't know that.

The door's closing in 15 minutes. What did you download? I started trying to download a movie on HBO Max, but I was like, no. I was getting real shitty. You're insane. Yeah, why are you asking a podcast? It has to be podcasts, and then you just do this.

I love it. I was hoping that it would do that thing where I could download part of the movie, and still watch it. Oh, got it, yeah. But it didn't work that way. I downloaded like 30% of a movie, but it wouldn't play. I had a different experience. Uh-huh.

They just reminded me of it. Fantastic. This is on the way to Nashville. What was this into a podcast? Doe stuff. Actually I just told the story wrong. But anyway, I would be sleeping. If you hadn't started telling that story,

you could have flexibility to change it. Anyway, I know. Anyway, 72 hours. I was sleeping if you hadn't started telling that story you could have flexibility to change it anyway. I know Anyway 72 hours. I was sleeping and I felt Booger my dog rub up against my leg, but you're on a plane. Shh I felt booger rubbing up against my leg and then I went down. Are you telling me a story about you just being at home? No. I felt booger rubbing up against my leg,

and I was like sleeping listening to podcasts, and then I went and I started petting him. Oh, he wasn't, Gus, he was not at home. I was not at home. Booger didn't have a ticket. I was sitting next to a large man. Yeah, uh-huh. He was sitting next to me. Uh-huh. And I woke up and you were petting him? And I was pet next to a large man. Yeah, uh-huh. He was sitting next to me.

And I woke up and you were petting him? And I was petting his leg. Was he also asleep? He was not asleep. He was looking red at me, very worried. I was just like, oh. What did he say? He just looked at me with big eyes and I said I'm sorry

Telling me I just I said I'm sorry and I just kind of like mumbled and turned away He's called qualified attendant, killer. He's missing your dog. He must be the one who's seen my dog. See, that's why I realized I told that story wrong. I should have just told the story, like, oh, at one time I was a sleepless new podcast. No, I think the way he told it was fucking great. It really led you down the road. I know it was good because Nicholas just started laughing.

Hehehe. Oh my God. There's a new TV show that started a few weeks ago. I don't even know what network it's on. A&E, maybe? What's up one of those cable networks? Called Fasten Your Seat Belt. I don't know if y'all heard of the show at all.

Not at all. All it is is clips of like airport freakouts and airplane freakouts. That's a television program. Yeah, it's a 30 minute show. All they do is like have like people freaking out on planes or in airports. It's it is yeah, right up my alley. I was like, I've seen all of these already on live.

Yeah, yeah. I'll let them all on TV. I mean like. We should probably all individually have TV shows if that's a television program. It's hosted by the guy who was the pilot on Airplane. What? The guy who was nervous to be a pilot?

Right. The guy who has the drinking problem? Yes. Yeah. Hey, you know what? You haven't gotten working a long time. I guess that's, I mean, cool, good job. I feel like he's the dad on a lot of,

I don't know if this is true, but this is like that pigeonhole for him. He's like the dad on a CW show, but a dad on every CW show, that's how he, that's what he's. That's what grandpa now. The CW universe. Yeah, the CW verse. Where he is like father Abraham.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the seven sons. His sons, the flash. Yeah, the's CW verse where he he's like father Abraham. Yeah, yeah, yeah with the seven sons His sons the flash yeah Did you see the Markey post died yeah, he's that crazy that's sad that's how grazy do you know Markey post is Thank you Markey post was on a show called night court love. Love Nightcourt when I was a kid. Love Markey Post. Markey Post was awesome and that's really sad. And then it said like she was 70 something or whatever.

And I just went, oh yeah, that's just kind of how that works, huh? It's a bad time to be 70. Yeah, it's rough. Rough time to be 70. I think every time your 70 is a bad time. That's true. Every single time your 70 literally is a bad time to be 70. Yeah.

It's better now than it used to be though. Let's say, unless they invent something to, I don't know, reverse aging. In which time, that's the best time to be 70. You are good asterisk. You know what? Chris is right. Milder. If you reverse aging through some kind of miracle or science,

Benjamin Bucket's imagination. Yep. It's good. Oh yeah, I didn't think about Benjamin Bucket. So two times that are good to be 70. One, miraculous invention or reverse aging of time. Two, Benjamin Button disease. That's all.

Mm-hmm. Eric and I were on a livestream earlier with a team of hunter. Oh yeah, we played Agro. Agro. Agro, which is like a werewolf. It was just a fucking board game, but they make you buy it on steam. I have a question. Yeah.

So before we started playing that game, it's like, we, like, a team of hunter was doing their chat stuff. So like, a lot of us loaded into the game, we were waiting for them, we were running around. Like I'd never played the game, so it's like I just bought it, just downloaded it. It's running around, it's like, oh man, I thought this was just like a werewolves game. There's like this whole huge village,

there's like a gate. I mean like, Gus is not underselling it. It's the area, like the map, is there are like three levels to it with like all these cabins and like a store. So I was like trying to run around familiarize myself like I don't want to be like a idiot when the game starts. I got to see where everything is.

Okay cool cool cool. Uh, everyone comes in. We start the game. The streams go in like all right, the game starts. You're just sitting around the fire. You don't go anywhere. You don't run around. You like do anything.

Not even like when you go to sleep like No, where exactly. The screen goes black. Uh, and when you die, you can wander around the village. You can be a ghost and go to the store, which is so far away that if you die second, you do not have enough time to buy or do anything. Yeah, when I would, if I, when, and rounds where I died, I would book it for the store in advance. I'd have to buy something.

I didn't do that. At the time I couldn't get there, because it was so far. And I was wondering, why the stories by something. I didn't do that. That's how I couldn't get there. Because it was so far. And I was wondering, why the fuck is that map so big? This should be like the campfire area and the stores right there. It's also it. It was snowing everywhere

and there were Christmas trees. I didn't understand anything in August. It was, didn't make any fucking sense. Like if you were like, it's fine. It's a werewolves game It's fun to play with your friends, but Why was the map so big? I don't know. I got it got it gifted to me so we could play on stream They made me buy it

They're like can you can you be on stream? I was like sure all right. We're playing this game like all right I guess got to buy it. I guess that really influences decision after that, Gus started buying premium DLC for the game. I was like, I'm sorry, because everyone else had outfits and pants and stuff. And I was like, I'm just here with a stupid leather bandalier. I've got to go buy stuff. So I bought a gesture outfit, I bought a fox pet, I bought a fancy grave. Do people get to see it? Yeah.

We all saw it. I definitely saw it when I was sitting next to Gus, and I look at him and he was also a werewolf and I would go All right, who are we killing? We would point at someone is like it would die. They kept making the two of us were we're all together so many times It was so weird. I'll I'll say flat out among us this werewolves game Like any of these games where it's just you don't like social deception fuck no Except for uh-huh can't can't can't be true only on rooster teeth. Yeah, I don't like these games at all They are not fun. They are also not games. They're board games and that's not a video game. It's just a board game

I fucking well this is a way to like it is a board game. They don't have to be together It's a board game. It's a board game. I hate it. Yeah. I a board game. I fucking, it is a board game. It is a board game. Play, so you don't have to be together. It's a board game. It's a board game. I hate it. I hate board games. I hate board games. I don't like board games. I hate not like board games.

Every time I play a board game, none. Zero. But it has to be a board game. Can I do more? And chat, see Morrison says, the host chooses the maps. He'll blame them for the snow. I've known you, the host was. It wasn't Michael, because he kept muting himself and he didn't know he was meeting He was like I'm screaming at you cuz we're both were wolves. It might have been Frado

Probably was did you see his fucking level 70 armor? He's the reason I paid money Yep, him and Trevor Trevor was like a king. Yeah, Trevor had a pig And then I got a bear what does it was a big deal? No, I had a pig. And then my lot of bear. What does a pig do? No, it just hangs out. You can kiss the pig. Yeah, well, we just kept running around, and we kept crouching, we were going,

whoo, kiss the pig and Trevor got mad. He didn't run away with his pig. Yeah, I was, uh, board games are just not my wheelhouse, I guess. Like it's, um, it's just not, I don't like having to learn all these rules, and I don't like having to like get to like the third turn and you're like am I supposed to attack or do I do a card pull and they go well and if anything starts with well I don't want to fucking hear it. It's too many rules and then I end up like

inevitably the first time I play a game I end up winning and then everyone goes oh you that's great A1 great, A.U.1, and I go, feel nothing for it. It means nothing to me. This was me going, I don't fucking start laying shit on a board. I like hate it. I like board games. Except for that one, I guess it's like secret Hitler or whatever, or secret Palpatine. Yeah, that's another social reception one.

That's one, I just don't get it. I tried to get it. I played it before on a video. We did a hardcore, I think it was a hardcore secret palpatine or something. And I think I was late for like a Dennis appointment or something, so I was just like, I don't have time for this.

And Michael dressed up for it and everything. It was chaos. Oh that game, yeah, I saw that. Yeah. It was chaos. I don't know what happened. I still don't know what happened. And then whenever I was working on camp of trails

watching and reading up on a lot of those types of games because it's, you know, I don't understand that game. But I don't understand it. By the way, for the stream today, they invited either Chris or me to take part in it. Oh really? Chris just never replied. Yeah.

Yeah. So it was me. I had like, and here's the thing with the board games, is that I waited to see if you would respond. I was like, I hope you're just responding, because I have others, I not say that you aren't busy, because I'm,

but I have to, we're literally locking like Campatrol this week, like the last episode, so I'm like trying to, I need to do that today. Yep, you got your, but thank you. Yeah, no, I got your, I got your. Speaking of Lonkey, locking Campatrol, we had a nice little rat party for Campatrol recently.

It went out, it was a socially distance thing. It was nice. It was a little bar. It was out, like everything else in Austin. It's fucking outdoor and it's 100 degrees. But this was a nice, cool day where like the cloud cover came in. It was perfect. It was like, let's do it.

We went. We went to this bar. We met up. There was K-so that was on the table. Oh, my God. Chris didn't eat any of it because he simply thought it was hummus and then took a bite, thinking it was hummus and then went, this is cheese.

Yeah, how do you confuse hummus and gruel? I don't know. No, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. Oh, what happened, Chris? I did take a bite of it. I ate it and was like, hmm, this is weird hummus. Oh my God.

And then later when you said it was queso, I was like, that explains why it's weird hummus. We can make a shirt. Queso is just weird hummus. Queso is just people's weird hummus. Can we make a shirt? K-so is just weird hummus. K-so is just people love weird hummus. Yeah. I mean, like, it was very nice to see people. People who worked on the show,

like the post team and like, it was really great to see everyone. And then it was Chris going, oh, just out loud. Oh, this is cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Because everything he just said was in his head. And then what I said is the thing that he said out loud. Out of nowhere.

What the fuck? Will he wear sunglasses at the time? Maybe he couldn't see it clearly. No. Crystal was a lot of weird stories that night. Gotcha. I did? Yeah. About like your brother. Did you have a little drink, Chris? Oh, I did by the end of it.

He did when I got there too. Oh, that's right. We recorded a black box down the next morning. Yeah. I remember. Yeah. You'll never really would have an all this plane. Huh. Yeah. It's been a long production. They were. Huh.

It's because those drinks, they do a Paloma on draft at this bar that we went to. Palomas are. They do a frozen Paloma up here at a hanks. I don ever have. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's really good Yeah, the Paloma at this place miss call. Oh, even better Yeah, I loved it loved it love a love a miss call Paloma fantastic I think I know it's a story you're talking about. Uh-huh. I'm my brother's never eat missal Yeah

Did you think it was homeless? No, he just he's never eat a salad. No, nothing not eat vegetables. No, he eats vegetables. He just doesn't eat salad Gus, I'm not reliving this entire conversation This is what everyone said. What is any kind of salad? No, this is all we're doing we're doing the whole thing I think pasta salad would work. I think that that's only a salad and he means like, like a lettuce salad, like a green salad. He doesn't need a regular salad. No, no, if it's like green leaves, he won't eat it. Is he prideful about this?

I think so. How does he know he won't eat it? Because he just won't. What if he's eaten one by accident? So here's what I asked maybe he's had one Chris text him I Texted him. I was like hey because this is something he'd you know, yeah, he's at this point 30 And so we're asking us You know, I was like maybe it's something he didn't like high school or like he grew out of. Yeah.

Huh? Have you still ever eaten a salad? Nope. And he texted me back, he confirmed it. Like, ever? Uh huh. I guess not. He's never eaten a salad.

He's like, you've been there for part of the times, right? Yeah, where he didn't eat a salad. Yeah, but like, he's been there for part of the times where his brother did not eat a salad. I can say, I've effected my brother's eating a salad. Uh huh. We went to the Outback brother did not eat a salad. I can say, I've effected my brother's eating a salad. Uh-huh. We went to the Outback Steakhouse in a salad. But he also never, he's never, like, a point of conversation that he's never even salad.

True. Fruit salad? I think he'll count. Well, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. I'm talking salad. I'm talking, like, green salad. Yeah.

Like your traditional salad salad. Yeah. Okay, if it's like a, some other, if you have to, like, clarify. Get him a wedge salad. So good. traditional salad. Yeah, if it's like a, some other, if you have to clarify, get him a wedge salad. So good, perfect salad. I'm not pushing this on him. I'm gonna order him a salad delivery. Send me his address right now, Uber Eats, Uber. I'm not, look, I'm not pushing this on him, okay?

Cause like, what do you have against salads? I don't have anything against it. So he's the weird Domeris. Isn't that insane? Ha ha ha ha ha. Like, what also, can we talk about the argument you two had? Yeah, yeah, sure. Was that under eye?

I'm curious about what you think, Gus. Okay, okay, I wanna go ahead here. Cause I'll decide you're on the board for you. The Bible. Uh-oh. Is it one book or two? It's more than two. Isn't it?

It's a collection of books. The Bible? Yeah, it's a collection of gospels that are all on different books. It's a collection of gospels. Different books that are in one book. Well, there's two. There's two testaments.

Yeah, it's the Old Testament, the New Testament. Which is one book? But it was two books. You just get one book now, but it's one book. But it's written a different time. Chris isn't one book or two book. It's two books. And what did your brother say?

He said it was one book. And what happened? He almost beat me up. What he could do. I mean, he's much, he's like, my little brother is much strong. He's like, he's kind of like, if you took Blaine, but shrunk him down to like five, six, that would be my brother.

We were playing Scattergore, he's one time at Christmas. And it was something like name a book. It was like books or something. Or whatever. And I did Old Testament New Testament. And he was like, that's just, no, that's not true. It's just the Bible. I was like, no, it's two books. It's two books? Yeah. The Old Testament was written between 1200 and 165 BC. The New Testament was written in the first century AD. It's like over a thousand years apart.

Yeah, it's one. Also, you can buy it separately. And you can't have two books that were written over a thousand years apart and call them one book. That's one book. And we got the word of God. Yahweh. Well, it's like Canterbury Tales and a Stephen King novel. Put together. That's not one book. You can't get very tales and needful things.

And you slap them together. One book. Oh, no, that's not. But we were. It is also like. It is. It is the work. I put two books on top of each other.

Are they one book or two books? Oh, no. But it was like Christmas and we'd been drinking. It was late at night. I put two books on top of each other. Are they one book or two book? Oh, no. But it was like Christmas and we'd been drinking. It was late at night. Oh, of course. And then like he was like, you're not getting two points for that. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm,

and we got in the argument where he was like about, he, my sister had to break us up. This is where it doesn't like board games. He was about, you believe it, Sam. Like he took my phone and threw it on the ground. Because I was like, I pulled up Amazon. I was like, you believe it, yeah. Like, he took my phone and threw it on the ground. Because I was like, I pulled up Amazon, I was like, look, you can buy two books, new test methods, it's so book, and you fucking threw it on the ground.

Oh my God. And it's like, I got it, I'm well on your side first. It's one book. And then, like, my sister had to be like, we're not playing Scategories. It's called The, by Gracie, is it one book or two books? It can be one book, but it could be Gracie. I'm two. What? It's, you Yeah, it can be one book, but it could be Gracie. I'm two.

What? Yes, it's seven. You got two books. Got damn it. According to who is this in chat. What, and out my argument is, Wait, is it at 17 books? What would you say, if you asked a Jewish person,

how many books are there? Oh yeah, that's right. Chris asked Barbara while we were at this rap party. How many books? How many books is the Bible? She just went, uh, I think she's like the book of John, the book of Paul. People say one, but the second book is about a very nice man. There's probably there's 66 books in the Bible. There are not 66 books. There are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are, There are not 66 books. There are...

There are some... Gospels within the one book. What is a book? The book of John. I can't... I can't... You can buy the book of Genesis by itself. Boom.

What an ins... You should give that to people. What an insane thing. That was what I was asking. You should give... That's what I was gonna give him. Uh-huh. For Christmas, this next year was two separate books

of the New Testament, Old Testament, but then I thought, he may not let me go back to Christmas. Well, it's me and I would, If it had his house, I'll get kicked out. Did you notice the hotel we stayed at for this podcast convention? You know, if you opened up the drawers, it had a Bible,

but it also had the Book of Mormon in there. I didn't know. Could I have opened up the drawers, it had a Bible, but it also had the Book of Mormon in there. I didn't know, is that? Could I have opened up the drawers? I always open them all. I'm always convinced that there's something in there. Whoa. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it.

Does the Old Testament end with the end? Do you think the Bible ends with the end? The end? Yeah. Now it Jesus will be back in. Well, Jesus is in the Old Testament. Jesus will return in. The New Testament. Wait, return in the new test.

Wait, you think the old testament ends with the end or you're saying it doesn't so it's not its own book. I'm saying it does because it's two books. 66 short stories. It's an anthology. This is an elf. There's porn in the Bible. These comments, who are these,

who's, people are commenting all about the things are in the Bible. There's porn, there's not porn in the Bible. There's maybe sex in the Bible. I don't know if it's porn in the Bible. These comments, who are these, people are commenting all about the things that are in the Bible. There's porn in the Bible. There might be sex in the Bible. I don't know if it's porn. Yeah, sex is porn. No one's jerked off to the Bible. I'll tell you that.

There is. Oh boy, what is this fucking show? You do 660 of these and it just kind of looks like a book. There's a whole Bible thing about a blanche guy's trend to have sex with the other one. It's almost 660. Yeah. Oh yeah, Cody was nervous.

He heard it was 661 and and he went oh no five more We were figuring out if we're doing something So I think somebody recently made a comment like hey, I thought you guys were gonna do all the Food podcasts at once when you came back into the studio. I would love to do to the the idea of doing the idea of doing the crossing over and handing of food and all that stuff while we're in the restrictions that we're in right now. There's no fucking way. Yeah, just because of COVID restrictions. We can't trust me.

We have not forgotten that idea. No. As soon as we can do it, we will do it. Yes. We just cannot do that right now. Yep. We were, when we were, one of those times that we were shooting the shit killing times before crashing up mixer that wasn't for us. Jesus.

I told Chris a story that I, for some reason, I never told on the podcast before. Ooh, I, ooh, settle in. When I was in eighth grade, we took like a class trip to Washington DC. It was like one of the things where you fundraise all year and then like for spring break, you get to go to Washington DC and went out there. And I was excited to go to Washington DC just because I grew up in a really small town. It's like, oh, you get to see like the White House

and the kind like all these iconic, you know, seats of the US government. And that stuff was cool. But I got kind of pissed off one day, by the way, I was like 14, just to set things appropriately here. I got pissed off one day because I wanted to go to Ford's Theater, but they wouldn't let me go to

Ford's Theater because we were eating at the Hard Rock Cafe, which is right next to Ford's Theater. And I was like, I don't want to eat at the fucking heart. This is what 1992. I don't want to eat at the fucking Hard Rock Cafe. I want to go see Ford's Theater and they wouldn't let me.

It was like, fine, I'm gonna act out now. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. So I don't know where I did this, but somewhere I found a place that sells rubber snakes, like I don't know, like two or three feet long. And they're DC. Yeah, like some street vendor or some,

I don't know, I found three and nine and 11. Yeah, the rubber snake street vendor. Someone was like, don't tread on it. Yeah, what? It was like two or three feet long and it's all curvy. I was like, all right, I'm gonna do something with these. Went back to my hotel of staying at the Embassy Suites. And I walked around the outside of the hotel.

I tried to figure out where my room was and I like, it was nighttime by this point. I tried to hide the rubber snake, like half in the grass, half on the sidewalk. Oh my God. And then I went back up to my room. It was just what? And I opened the windows and I would watch people.

And I would just start yelling down, hey, watch out out there's a stick that's awesome yeah I got the watch because I would laugh so when I just got pissed off and they went to the front desk and ratted me. Oh, that's so cool. They took all my sticks They took all my snakes even the one hidden Then the guy picked it up and when the guy picked it up I can see you like real mad storming off to the front of the hotel. I was like, oh shit I didn't think I could ride my snakes

Good flush I didn't think I'd better hide my snakes I don't know why I like I'd forgotten all about that we're talking about like old I always explain the story about why I don't like Dollywood what I told you that I'm like dollywood I'm like until the story again I know I told the podcast. Uh-huh. I'm gonna give it a real quick, any second first. Hit me with it. I love Dollywood. I was in band in high school. We had a band trip, is every two years.

You get one of them? You're distracting. Every two years we had a band trip. Yep. The first year as a freshman, we didn't go to a trip. Second year, we're gonna go to a crew in Mexico. Yep.

I'm super excited. I only stayed in band second year because my friends were like, don't forget about the cool cruise. Staying cruise, 9-11 happened. A mom complained about us leaving the country, even though it was the next six months later. So this was early 2002? Yeah, and then so last minute, like three weeks before the trip,

we canceled the cruise to Mexico and we decided to take a bus trip to Dollywood. And from Longview, Texas, which is where I was, 13 hour drive. Yep. 13 hour drive to Dollywood. We, on a bus. I did the same trip.

Not a school bus, though. We distracted. Yeah. On a bus, we get off, we go, we go to sleep, we wake up, we do Dollywood, which is okay for an amusement apartment. Nothing as good as six when I was as far as ice concerned. And then we get back on the fucking bus for 13 hours.

He was a horrible trip. Yeah. And I want to be on the beach in Mexico. That's not dollywoods fault. That's not dollywoods fault. It's the 26 hours of. I know. That's why I hate dollywood.

I don't say, I didn't say dollywood is a bad place. I said I hate dollywood. I like it. Very clear distinction there. Yeah. I hate Dollywood. I don't say, I didn't say Dollywood is a bad place. I said I hate Dollywood. I like that. Very clear distinction there. Yeah. I hate the idea of it. I do know why do you hate the idea of it? Because a dollar part in, my Mexican cruise gust.

But it's not Dollywood's part. 13 hours on a bus. Two ways, that's 26 hours on a bus in one weekend. Yeah, a math check set. Yeah. I know we have to wrap up. We only have a couple minutes left. Is Dully parton still hot?

Yeah. Sure. I think so. Cold was naughty. Yes. I mean, I'm not gonna. Sure. You can just, yes or no?

Okay. It's so hard for him to just say yes. What? I mean, what? She's a wonderful person. I feel like all this news comes out about her about like what an amazing person she is. Yeah, with philanthropy and like just trying to do good things. It's like we don't deserve Dolly Parton.

She's great. Such a great person. Yeah. Great songwriter, great performer. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with her. Except for my experience at her music department. That's my own part.

But your experience that you hate is the drive, the 26 hours. So you should hate buses. Yeah, you should hate buses. Yeah, no public transit. It wasn't the bus. It was like the economy term. Supplying demand.

No, where it's like income that you didn't make because you were doing something else, sunk cost fallacy. No, it's's like income that you didn't make because you were doing something else, sunk cost fallacy. No, it's like. I thought that was it. Me too, I felt like that. I don't know. It's one of those things, it's not the fact,

it's like how much cooler of a trip I could have had. Ah, classic economy. But you were, we're talking about that. We're talking about that, we're talking about that. No, I could have had. It was Jim Kramer going,

could have been a better trip. Does it make sense to give him a good one? No, I could, yeah, well that's the thing. It's like I would have rather have got his six flags. And trip! That's it, it was a good good one. And I knew it. No, I could, yeah, well that's the thing. It's like I would have rather have got it six flags. And Dallas, and had it closer. Did you give him a school for it? We missed one day.

It was like you should have been. For one day. You should have missed more days. Yeah, it was over the weekend. See, I loved Hollywood, but I also went to Gatlinburg first and everyone bought weapons. At Fort Dahlt? To take the Hollywood?

Yeah. Well, in Gatlinburg they just had a bunch of brass knuckles and butterfly knives. Why? What the fuck? everyone bought weapons. For a doll to take a dolly wood? Yeah. Well, in Gatlinburg they just had a bunch of brass knuckles and butterfly knives. Why? What the fuck? I don't know, they let us run loose there and everyone bought a weapon.

Gallopery says for you. I love the tight, dude. What? 13. Holy shit. I was buying snakes. You were buying the best knuckles and knives. Look at that snake!

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I'm not kidding. It's a Fort Worth Alito text. How are all these texted and banned nerds? We're going to somewhere. I'm not. I'm not a rock-a-fire-sloot. See? Totally different.

There you go. All right, we got to wrap this up. I don't know where the fuck we're going. This is a good-ass podcast. If you hated this, go ahead and yell. All right, fuck you. We'll see you guys next week. Bye.

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