Rooster Teeth Podcast - Faxing Us Into The Matrix - #733

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, and Armando Torres have you send us faxes, and talk about sweet Matrix glasses, Stolen Valor, best show binges, Vine vs. Tiktok and more!  Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Gus. I'm from Armando. I'm Barbara. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric.

I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. I'm Eric. Hello everyone, welcome to the receipt podcast. I'm Gus from Armando. I'm Barbara. I'm Eric Steinbuss. And Gus. We have a special guest with us today. Yeah, barb, but that's machine. What?

Oh, that's machine. It was a shredder. Oh. It's a shredder. It's a shredder. We're on the cutting edge of technology. We're looking for people to, one step ahead of chat. If you're watching this live right now, fax us at vseq.com.

And we'll be hanging on. We'll be hanging on. Zao, fax us at vseq.com. We couldn't actually get a fax machine, because that requires an analog phone line. But you can fax us at vseeth.com. We couldn't actually get a fax machine. Okay. Cause that requires an analog phone line. Uh huh. But you can fax us at roosterteeth.com. You keep saying that.

Is that the email address? Yes. That is the, okay, I see it. It only is fax us at roosterteeth.com. Okay. That is this bit. What I thought you were saying was send us a fax. Me too.

To roosterteeth. Yes. Me too. That's the confusion. Like fax us. Now we have roostertex us. Now I'm sure everyone saw Glass onion. Yes. And Tyler, our producer said, wouldn't it be cool if just like, you know, the main character can be like, we could get fax on the rooster podcast. I was like, oh yeah. So I have a question. If someone sends, I'm an email to fax us at roosterchief.com.

This happens. Are they going to print out for you to read? We're going to print out for you to read. We're getting it. How do the audience doesn't know what that's saying? What does it say? It says Eric Smith. What the fuck?

Technology! Hey! No. Who's that from Tyler? We need some kind of notification on it. This sucks. Oh, why did you put on a hat? Are we doing accessories? Yeah.

What's your accessory? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why do you have those? Can I have one? Yep. Hell, yeah.

What is happening? I'm wondering. We're entering the matrix. How do you put it on something? You have to squeeze the front together. You see the sides? Oh, there you go. And then you enter the matrix.

Yeah. Whoa. Can you see the code that makes up the universe? Are you taking the red pill? Yeah, oh, oh, bro, I'm fucking red-pilled right now. Oh, I can't just went right through your head. What, I'm just, I'm all about, I'm red pilling. Which is the one that keeps you in the matrix.

It's like the blue pill. The blue pill, I'm taking the blue pill. I don't want it in reality. Which pill would you guys have taken if presented? Taking it the same time. Oh, I take a bubble. Purple pilled. Yeah.

I'm just trying to, I'm all about as many as this. Dude, I don't know, it's a drawing of SpongeBob. Mihoi Minoi. Now that's Spanish. What? What? What? I don't know what that is.

Minoi? Minoi, that's Spanish for money. Mihoi Minoi. Mihoi. Minoi. What's happening? It's probably a SpongeBob SquarePans reference. It is. Wow, have you guys not seen that episode? Do you know what? What year were you born in? 1996. What's it's probably a SpongeBob SquarePans reference.

It is. Wow, have you guys not seen that episode? No, what year were you born in? 1996. Yeah, that would be why. I graduated. You're literally 10 years old. I graduated high school at your. Yeah. You're 10 years older than me.

I graduated high school in 2014. What was I born? Right. You were born? What are you 86? Yeah. 2014. 2014.

That sucks. Yeah. Wow, so does that just come out directly if someone emails or something nasty? Well, Gus has the discretion. Oh, yeah, I'll see. It's a power of expression. Facts us at roostee.com. The Frodge Mahal was asking.

Welcome to the facts episode. This is very weird. I love it. It's the Matrix. This is a fun bit. Hi, this is Gays and Carolyn, and we're faxing you 10 out of 10. Good facts. What's the last thing you guys used to fax machine?

I worked at a electrician and I was a dispatcher and I had to do... Sometimes I had to send stuff over fax. Very weird. I had to do, sometimes I had to send stuff over facts, very weird. I had to do use faxes fairly frequently when we were attending events, like for payment stuff. You have to like fax credit card details. They wanted it like that for some reason.

I think I was the reason we had a fax line at Rooster Teeth for way too long. We had a fax line here probably until like 2017 or so. Gus, we have a fax line here in 2020. So, it's the email. That's gonna be so annoying for the audience. Yeah, we can stop that. No, that's faxes.

Any good fax? Good fax. There might be bad faxes. Yeah, there are bad faxes. This is for real, Brennan. This is for real. Wow. Can I see?

Yeah. He probably just wanted to test it out. That's somebody's real email address. Is this real? Don't you want to do it, Brennan? I'm not, I'm keeping it here. I have a story about the last time I used a fax machine. Oh yeah?

But it's, you're going to have to stick with me for a while. All right. As every story about a fax machine is preemptively said. Let's do it. So the year 2020, I think it was either 20, yeah, it was 2020, which is the year that I joined the Ku Klux Klan. Oh, right. Yeah.

What? I did this. So I mean, there's a movie that everyone, I think, is seeing called Black Clan. Right. Where the point is is that the clan is so stupid that they would, they wouldn't, there's a movie that everyone, I think, is seeing called Black Clans. Right, yes. Where the point is, is that the clan is so stupid, that they wouldn't, there's not that they're so stupid, but that they would just let people in.

And so I thought, well, how easy is that to do now with this movie? Apparently very extraordinarily easy. You're saying they didn't watch it? I don't think they did. No. But not for the reasons you think. They just really hated that 70s show

So I decided that I was gonna try to attempt to do it and I sent in my application What's that? This was my snack for after I did a good job on the pot. Oh, that's fun. If I did a good job on the pot. Oh my god. Well, it all rides on this store. Yeah.

Oh god. So you joined the Ku Klux Klan. Well, I send in my application to do it. The problem is, is that you send the payment through a check in the mail. But then, because they don't have a system for accepting applications, I had to fax in my application, but I don't own a fax machine.

So I had to go to a kinkos. Hold shit. That's where they are. And that's when I realized, because up until this point, I was like, yeah, you can just do that. It's fine. But then I realized that I was going to a public business

and being like, can you send this to the clan to the clan at fax set Rousseur T back down. And a parent, I felt really bad, but the guy who was working at the Kinkos goes, dude, I work at a Kinkos, this isn't the weirdest thing anyone does. Which made me feel way worse for that guy. Yeah, yeah.

I think about that sometimes with people who develop film cameras. Like, what weird shit must they see? What do you see? Oh, you see it all. You must have seen a lot of junk. Yeah. I've always wanted to like get a film role developed,

but like show up, super weird and creepy looking, but like make the film real, weirder and creepier over time. Like make it look like it started as a vacation and then the pictures get weirder and creepier. Like it's only like corners of people's faces or like a close- up on a belly button. So you're doing art for one person.

For one person. I like that. Who never probably doesn't even look at it. And also doesn't give a f- Doesn't care at all. Realizes there's no titties. Yep, 100% goes boops, boops, no boops, no boops, no boops. Next.

Let's see some facts. Yeah, what kind of facts is that? There's a point to you. Cute up. Wow, yeah. I mean, what'd you guys expect? That's garbage. Dart, see?

We're not going to read the bad ones. Good ones only. It's a cat with a stuffed doll. Wow. I love that. It's a spice rat. A lot of it incused on that one. What is a spice rat?

Yes, isn't it? Is eating a spice rat. A doll. Are you offended? A no-quote of mine. I don't like resolutions, it implies imperfection. Oh, very true. Very good one.

This Photoshop of me as Tigger. Nice. And following that up, a very strong curvy. Very strong curvy. I do like how people are just sending photos. Don't miss the randomest stupidest thing. See? The trash ones are trash, man.

Yeah. I don't want it to be explained to, man. I don't get it. I don't want it to be explained to me, but I don't get it. I like this one so far. Yeah. Is this a picture of... Sorry. Like those fingers.

This is a picture of you that I've seen before. Yeah. Is this not real? No, that's what I'm talking about. Real photo of Gus. It's a photoshop which has been used in... As if it were a real photo in that capacity so many times.

It's really good. We know who did it. Well, it was a community member who created that photoshop. Yeah, I did a great job. I text him every so often to curse at him for making that because I'm so fucking sick of seeing that. Send him another text.

I'm gonna start making these shirts. Maybe he's sensitive. Maybe he's sensitive. Maybe he's sensitive. Maybe he's just to remind you. Really wants to keep it going. Why do you hate this picture? I think it's not him. It's not me.

If it was me, I would be all about it. See, but it's not me. If it was me, I'd be right. The bull's is all wrong. Gus isn't about stolen valor. No, I am. I am. Yeah.

I steal valor all the time. Do you watch that video from the waffle house of the guy who was trying to eat for free by wearing a military uniform? The actual guy. Oh, that's Chris. Yeah, that's the actual one. It looks like Chris. It's Chris Tomeris.

Yeah, I said he had like an Air Force shirt on. Yeah, Air Force shirt on and army pants Yeah, and got called out and like had earrings in and like a beard The guy kept calling it a fat beard, which I take offense But he's in a waffle ass. I mean yeah, yeah, exactly And the guy who's impersonating keeps saying can you call the police and get on the police? He's expo he kept going can you call the police? Can you call the police? He's expo- he kept going, can you call the police? He's exposing me.

That should be exposed. That's such a solid plan that I would have never ever considered. Like I'm a scammer through and through. You never considered stealing valor? No, really? I don't think I could pass it off. I think you could do it.

I don't have the body type for definitely serve. You've been out for a few years. Yeah, it's that. I think if you have one of those backpacks that looks like military backpack and you just kinda like stitch your name on it or whatever, you'll be fine. I think it's a crime.

I think it is. I think it is. I think it is. Like you get a shovel with it. A crime like, put in jail or like- They're not feet. Put you in jail, you're a veteran. They make you sure.

They make- I like it. They make it in the air. Put you in the army. They go, how much You and jail you're a veteran. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure.

They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure.

They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. They make you sure. present for up to six months. So it's a real crime. Unless the decoration lied about is the middle of honor, in which case imprisonment can be up to one year. Eric, I have to tell you about how I got a medal tomorrow.

I'll tell you about how I served. But all I'm saying is that it's a misdemeanor, so you can still vote, so you can be the one to overturn these laws. That was the 2005 law, which was overturned. Oh. And then there was a new version passed in 2013. And now it's a crime for a person to fraudulently claim,

having received a valid reward specified in the act. So, the process of obtaining money or other benefits. So I can still say that I served. Yeah, it sounds like you can't get benefits from it. But okay, but hey. And you can't say you gained one of these. But I'm not gonna say that I did that. I'm not gonna, and let me be really clear. Don't do this.

Let me be really clear. I'm not gonna say that I won the Medal of Honor. I'm gonna say I was in the Army. And then is that a crime? I probably, isn't that stolen by them? I think that was a crime in the 2005 version, which is overturned, but not in the 2013 version. Because I think that was a crime in the 2005 version, but not anymore. But not in the 2013 version,

because I think what was said was the 2005 version saying that is protected free speech. Welcome to the fucking matrix. You have another one. I gave my back. Oh, God, is this illegal? Yeah, let me know. Am I stealing Matrix Valor?

It's... You're gonna take the purple pill at this point. Whoa, you Can't mind I'm offended that he didn't offer to you or me Yeah, I can put them on over my glass. You're wearing more than one glasses right now Well now there's one on his mouth. I don't know if you want that one. I do I'm gonna mix them up so you don't know which one's which yeah, I know which one it is and I want it This is the mouth. That's the mouth one. I'll put it back on.

How do you... So you pinch the front? Yeah. Like that? Yeah, there you go. Not, oh, that's cool. You look like Snow who sang in former. In former.

Yeah. Who and what, what? You're Canadian, you should know this. Snow in former? Snow. Snow is the name of the rapper. In former is the song. It is the name of the song. song snow the product you don't remember you've never heard this song I mean you're born in the year 2000, so you don't know but like you can't play it for me

But could you see raps fast he goes like you boom boom down Guys I was in the military and guys I was in the military and he does that's what you have the low glasses like snow does he but is it just a little hey somebody facts a picture a picture of snow with the cool glass fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me a metal of honor yeah a bunch of built up okay all right let's go through our faxes um podre suck yanky's rule all right all right all right that way that go through our faxes Padre suck Yankee's rule. All right, throw that away. It's trash. You have to read what a garbage garbage trash throw it away Got a rat boy. Yeah sunglasses in the matrix too

What does that stand for that's trash? Yeah, that's Actually told me yeah, I did what he told me he said it out loud twice now Told me when we were hanging out. I've been asking. He was a f**ker. He picked a road nearer because of banana head. Hey, what the f**k? That is true.

We're reaching out to you guys regarding your car's extended warranty. Nice. Good one, Alejandro. What's wrong with the printer? His dad faxed you. He says, hi, Barb, I'll give you that one. What? Hi, dad.

Barb, period, dad. This is how you barb, I'll give you that one. What? I's my fine. Find a photo, someone's got to open up the email. If I buy a copy of the game Medal of Honor. You can wear it and say you're a Medal of Honor recipient. If I buy Medal of Honor and give it to you, you would be a Medal of Honor recipient. And then I can do that. Yes. You know, just you threatening to do that,

I'm gonna have to remove one of your Madeline. No! I'm a Madeline of all of you. I just think stolen valor is very funny. Because why? The only people that treat veterans well are other people and not the government. So why would you want to steal valor? I feel like we should be doing a better job of that. We should.

From a government perspective, take care of the people. The people who treat veterans the worst are the government. Yeah. I actually agree, but in the other way, I think we should make it harder for them when they come back. Oh, do it like real 70 styles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they should all be forced to take the Rambo route Where we like force them to walk through and we tell them like you're not welcome in our town Did you first blood? Did you first blood? Could you imagine Rambo? I mean, I know that they've done a reboot of it But the premise of Rambo is that a veteran is walking through town and a cop

Disrespect, yes, uh-huh and tells you get the fuck's like, not in this town, and then they drew first blood. What a wild concept, wow. Uh, I don't know that it's, I mean, it's probably pretty common. For, I don't know. Except for all of the violence afterward. I mean, only like one person dies in the first Rambo. Yeah, yeah, and it's Rambo. Yeah.

That's what's wild. What? Making the sequels. Well, they're all in Jacob's Rambo. Yeah, yeah, and it's Rambo. Yeah. That's what's wild. Making the sequel. Well, they're all at Jacob's ladder situation. I've never seen a single Rambo film. Really? You're not missing a lot. The first one's a good film. Like it's a good movie.

And then the other ones after that are like, they like really like lost the thread about what Rambo was. What if Rambo went back to war? Yeah, Rambo didn't want to be a war. That's the first movie. He didn't like what happened to him or who he became. And then they made six more where boy he loved when he became. But in the third one, I think it's the third one.

He's like friends with the Taliban in Afghanistan. He's in Afghanistan fighting the Russians. Yes, he's fighting the Russians with the Taliban. Interesting. It's crazy. Yeah. And what you did these films come out? That was like 1990.

No. And her but three would have been like 88, wasn't it? Wow, really? So wait, do they imply that Rambo trained the Taliban? Well, I mean who? Because we did do that. Yeah, so I was going to say who you think did. We did do that.

They were making us years. Uh-huh. Don't, we're going to get sued. No, no, no! Huh, he shoots down a Russian helicopter from a horse with a bazooka, with a Taliban, in Rambo 3. They're playing a game where there's like a dead goat

on like the boat. Oh yeah! They're like riding horses with like a dead goat and they're gonna like slam it like a basketball. It's really weird. Wow. Yeah, it's really fun. Yeah, the third one's not.

The Cold War was a weird time. Yeah. Have you seen RRR yet, by the way? Yeah. Okay, cool, cool. You know what I weird talk. Yeah. Have you seen RRR yet, by the way? Yeah. Okay, cool, cool. You know what I realized? I was watching, speaking of RRR, I was watching Indiana Jones in the last crusade yesterday, because it was on cable,

and I just put it on. Oh cool. And like cable. You're watching cable? I'm a boomer. And yeah, this is my chair. There's that actress who plays Elsa in the last crusade. Yeah.

And I thought, I don't remember ever seeing her in any other movies, her looked her up on IMDB She's the evil villain woman in RRR Is she really the same woman? Yeah, who played Elsa in last crusade that's pretty cool. I was like oh, I didn't realize that that was her I did not put two and two together on that. Yeah, what a great movie. I got two things first of all I've been staying in a hotel for the last several days And I have also been watching Cable. Oh, cool. And I don't know how you do it, dude.

It's awful. I haven't seen, first of all, the other day, the only thing watchable and in quotation marks was Adam Sandler's grownups. Oh, my God. Which I watched in five minute increments between ads with Shaq. Which he's the only. So many ads. He's the only actor that is in commercials anymore.

Oh, and ex football players who are like, you have low testosterone and your girlfriend fucking hates you for it. You call Shaq an actor, but you realize he is not an actor, right? Watch her pop at the unskirmament. Not only is Shaq the only actor these days, he's the only actor in that commercial. He plays multiple people with all that tries. Except he doesn't play the woman. No.

Probably because like, you know. All I'm saying, I'm not like, I just think Eddie Murphy did it. Yeah. But Shaq. Shaq could never. I think it's times are different and maybe there's more sensitivities towards

making fun of trans people. Hmm. Interesting. Interesting. You know. I hadn't considered that. I just went, and Murphy did that. Why didn't Shaq do that? Shaq is, he turned Papa John's around.

Yeah, he's friends with the general. Shaq can do anything. Was it Papa John's, like, owned by someone super bad? Papa John. Yeah, he was owned by Papa John's. Was he like super, super bad? John Shrader, I think. John Shrader, yeah.

Yeah, he's good a lot of pop saying the end word. He's like, he's like, got a bunch of John, John, but was he like super, super bad? John Shrader, I think. John Shrader, yeah. He's got a lot of pop saying the N word. He's like, he's like, I'm working so hard to get I'm a vocabulary, but it is not. It's not, it's not. It's also when like all the healthcare stuff was passed. He said that he, Papa John's couldn't afford to do it without raising the price of a pizza like 30 cents.

Yeah. And it was like, well, it just raised the price of a pizza there. Yeah, and then he went, no! That was, and then he lives in a house with a big eagle statue or something. Kind of looks like if the Mexican flag came to life, but it doesn't make sense for him.

Papa John, yeah. Wow. It's pretty crazy. Shit. Yeah. I'm thinking about buying some steaks and Papa John's now. Yeah, Shaq style? No.

Good pizza. Yes, hostile takeover. Yeah, also what? I think Papa John's pretty good. Pretty good? Yeah. For like the fast pizza chains, it's not the worst. Papa John's wack as hell.

Shack, if you're fucking out there. Uh huh, I'll fight you. I have a problem with Papa John. Papa John's sucks. So what's the best way to? Yeah, so what do you like to? Yeah. All right, what are we talking here?

What's your favorite pizza? Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's. Like the big chains you think of. Well, first of all, you're all wrong because you're all going too high. Domino's, pizza Hut, etc. The same little Caesar stuff. I'm saying little ceasers.

Little ceasers, the goat. Little ceasers, the goat. I can say little ceasers, I can do that. Little ceasers is the best pizza that you can get. Do they deliver? No, but they do pizza that you can get. Do they deliver? No, but they do have, you can get it on door to have it. Yeah, I'm talking like pizza delivered. You can get pizza delivered.

But they got the pizza locker. Yeah. They give you a pizza portal code and then you input it at the- You guys are insinuating that I would want to leave my home. This is the thing. I forgot how good little Caesar was. A couple of months ago, I was like, I don't have little seasons forever,

I'm gonna go pick one up. As the kids say, it's slapped. It's slapped, do you get it? You can get like $5 pizzas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, not anymore. You can eat the whole thing. They had to raise the price of pizza by 30 soon.

Yeah. No! So like $5 hot, hot, ready, hot and ready. Hot and ready. So. My nickname in high school. Little Caesars, what the fuck? It's snowing down. It's snowing school. Little Caesars, what the fuck?

Let's see. Let's hold it down. See? That's from Shane, thanks for being here. Thank you. Thank you, saving the day. I, let me see. Let me, let me see.

Yo, hold it up. Hold it up next to you. Put your glasses down low. Oh, this guy. Yeah. See? That's what I'm saying. They keep boom, boom, boom, now. I don't know, actually, buddy, says there.

Nope, that was it. That was pretty good. And he's spitting facts. Yep, for facts. You ever seen that movie? Was it a Bronx Tale? Yeah. You know how there's that scene in a Bronx Tale

where he's like, let me tell you something. If you open the door for her, and you go around the car, you look inside, and if she doesn't open the door for her and you go around the car you look inside and if she doesn't unlock the door for you, not the right door. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I have the same test but instead of the door, it's if you take her to a little season and she complains she's not the right one for you. When she doesn't, so when you take her to little seasons and she doesn't complain or you like the kid in the movie where he goes He's always so weird celebrates so hard

Yeah, so there's a slow-mo shot where he looks through the by the way. Yeah stops walking completely and goes And like looking into the window and sees her in slow motion, unlock the door and he's just like, what the fuck is going? He's fired up about it. It's pretty good. I want to see this now. Yeah, Bronx tells fucking good. He's a good movie. It's like I wasn't it from like adapted

from like a one man like shadow. Oh, yeah. Like a stage flight, which is so night's tail. Different thing. Very different. It's no, they're very similar. Shannon Sossman's in a night's tail. If he's Very different. It's no, they're very similar. Shannon Sossman's in a night's tail.

If he's black, it's a shenanigan. If he's black, it's a shenanigan. Yeah. Uh, Bronx Tale is a very funny thing for like, to me, it's for like, oh, the very Italian guys, like, oh, that's what it is, like that kind of shit. But it's adapted from a one man stage play and I just can't imagine the same thing guys, but oh, with the black box theater, so the mud of fucking show.

I looked it up, cast Pell Mentari wrote the screenplay and he also wrote the stage play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And didn't with the Pacino like bought it, right? I think so. The Neuro, the Neuro. The Neuro, the Neuro. The Neuro, yeah.

Yeah. Fuck, I'm dumb. Yeah. Yeah, I love little Caesars so goddamn much. And also, Gus was probably going to look this up and prove the right stuff. But the guy who owned little Caesars, paid Rosa Parks's rent until she died after her house got broken into. And it just owns the...

He owned the Red Wings, the Tiger. Yeah, he's the Tigers. Tigers, Red Wings. Yeah, and then he died. Mike Illich, he died and then left all that to like his foundation or whatever, but he's like very community focused in Detroit. So...

My understanding was the story behind the Red Wings was that he bought it so that they wouldn't like leave the city or something. Yeah, and then he played for the Tigers like triple A or double A team or whatever and never could like make it and then made a bunch of money and was like I'm both a team. Oh, I thought that's cool. Now I'm back. He bought it.

He's like in his 50s and he's like, put me in coach. I guess you could do that. Why not? Yeah, you can go start for like the AAA affiliate. Do whatever you want. I mean, you'll get fucking, don't. Slot. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think you understand how hard baseball is. Like, oh, baby, I know. Boy, it's tough. How many times have we been out there hitting fingers and I get gassed after four or five swings? We win. This going as a relief a relief pitcher Yeah, yeah, get teams way ahead get fucking destroyed Where do you where you're in town when Eric had to essentially be the umpire?

No, you weren't here for that. I There's a San Laugan Austin West plays for or played for that team and I went because I was gonna get drunk and watch the baseball game I just watched the game and they went hey the umpire didn't show up and then Randy, of course it was Randy, came up and went like, hey, can you umpire this game? It was like that or the game was gonna happen. Yeah, and it was like, yeah, I'll do it. And it was every time somebody talked trash, I just went, you come out and do it.

I don't want to do this. You do it. Hey, that was outside. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know. So just Eric making calls. Yeah, it was just like, how do we get through the last inning? I I don't know, man. I don't know. So just Eric making calls. Yeah, it was just like, how do we get through that?

The last inning, I was just like, strike whatever. I don't care. There was like a close play at first and the guy on the other team argued. And I just went, I want to go home. I don't want to do this anymore. I'm done, man. Eric has his stuff.

He's drinking his beer. Fucking suck. I was struck. That's what real, I'm fine. Yeah. There, coach comes out. Are you mother fucker? I want to go home.

I think I told the story before. I went to an angels game when I was living in Anaheim. I got tickets from my boss at the time and they were like front row first base side, like I mean right there. In the first inning, there's a bang bang play at first and the umpire calls the guy out calls the angel out. We just start lighting them up. What the open your eyes blue with the alley. You don't just giving it to him giving it to him giving

it to him and he just goes and looks right at us and we just went really sorry. We're used to seeing way up there dude? You're doing great, keep it up man. No problem, no problem, we got you. You turning your head and staring at me with those sunglasses on was very funny. Well that's matrix. You should do it to the camera.

Matrix. Hey, boy. It's so good, yeah. How does this look? They're so small, look at how small they are. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It looks like your eyes are eating your sunglasses. Yeah, they're so small look at how small the car It looks like your eyes are eating your sunglasses You got little bug eyes You look like a character in Coraline

That's pretty cool That actually now just looks like your eyes are the black circles in the glasses That is... Oh, fuck, that's a phadog. Oh, it's a... Oh, oh, oh, it's back time. It's back time. It's back time. Let's get facts done.

Good transitional period. Oh, man. Lay it on. Face jam. Nice! Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Three men in a monkey.

Brooke sent us a dog. Brooke, room tail. A dog from... Good dog, good dog. Bruno Torres, you everyone are over here? No, never. A dog, Brooklyn tail. A dog from, good dog, good dog. Bruno Torres, you ever went over here? Oh, no, never. Yeah, I guess I'm a show.

Beautiful work of art. I love you, don't let us. Oh, that's so cute. Is that you? Is that you, John? Of you now. Well, it's actually from the future. They're watching.

Ross Boss says Eric still smells. Hold on, in any other context, this photo that just turns back to me, would be the most Me it's a meme That you seem to understand a dog. Oh, it's a good dog excellent. Good These features of dogs are taking up a lot of printuring. Yeah, I'm a fencing. I don't know Picture of a dude holding a sprite. It's from a video game our Armando Venmo would meet to send this Oh, that's cool. You guys know someone?

I haven't had, I've been on camera the whole time. We have photographic evidence. Oh hell yeah. Buffy gets you to go to the buff current now. I like this buff Pokemon. Michael in a garbosuit shirt. Oh fuck. Literally all black ink.

Spit in facts. Nice. Spit in facts. Hell yeah. Good pun. And like you boom boom now. Yeah. Oh that's really cool.

That's a tattoo. That's a good looking tattoo. See? The roll roll. Oh, that's really cool. That's a tattoo. That's a really cool. That's a very cool. Like his little claws. Oh, I didn't see this one earlier. Snow. Oh, it's a gold.

Oh, another picture of snow. Yes. Oh, that's not just snow. Just snow. Written in the snow. The boom, boom, boom, down. And a picture of very angry dogs. Whoa, that's cool.

I like that. Late breaking news. All right. Oh, two's cool. I like that. Late breaking news. All right. Oh, two more. Hot off the presses. Hot off the presses. Two. Three, two.

Uh-huh. It just says breaking news, Pope Benedict the 16th dead at 95. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to break my two. I'm going to break my two. I'm going to break my two. I'm going to break my two.

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Eric, you're wearing sunglasses in that photo too. I'm gonna sunglasses, yeah, I'm Michael. I'm gonna be honest. We're getting way more action out of this printer than I thought we would get like five. I mean, it's very easy to email. It's a fact. Is it more snow? It's more snow.

Oh God. That's cool, that's what you look like. What is, what, what, what, what, I thought no one would go through the truck. I know it's easy to email, but still it's like someone's got to write something or find a picture. Just drop and drag. What's snow up to now? I bet he's a producer. Did I think? No, he's got to be alive. Snow dead at 96. You think snow is 96? So hang on, if I just go on Wikipedia and type in snow. Oh, that's a good guess. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

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Also a great man for that. Yeah, 12 inches of snow is fucking killer. One night in Paris, also pretty good. Oh, yep, one night in China. Less good. Yeah. But still respectable. Snow receipt 2017, 2019.

Daddy Yankee released a reggaeton and dance all version. Woo! And it featured snow. Oh, that's cool. I'm a little snow marina. I have two shows I want to ask you guys about. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. If it's a good time to say that

Absolutely, absolutely the first one. I know Gus has seen because we've talked about already Allison borderland No, we talked about it. We mentioned it the other day that title is terrible, but that won't stop me from watching It's about Alice from Allison Wonderland living in no Gallus Arizona Right yes, right? Yes. Alice in Borderland? No. She's living right in the border? No Gala, Sarah Zona.

It's famous border town. Thanks, man. It was like a 85 joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a great title, very confusing. And I feel like it's kind of, uh-putting. I kind of liked the title, because I think it makes sense

when you know everything that's happening. So when you're trying to get into it, not knowing, you look at it, that's why I feel like, like once you start watching it, it makes more sense. But like, grabbing it, like, what is this? Like if you don't know anything. It's one of those shows where it's a very big mystery what's going on.

And season two just wrapped up, and I feel like it's one of those shows that actually has a very satisfying ending. Oh cool. And actually explains what's been going on. So Netflix show? Netflix. Is it produced by Netflix?

Like are they making it? Or they just have distribution right? Yeah, because it's Japanese. Yeah, based on a manga. OK. OK. Nice to see that word one more time. Manga?

Manga. Manga. I'm not a dork. Get em. What? Oh, it's a mango. Okay. Okay. I see that word one more time. Mango. Okay. I'm not I'm not a dork Get him what? You are I'm the biggest star you stupid I'm masking Like pretend like I don't know how to say it The other show I want to ask you guys about that Trevor and I just started watching which I think everyone should check out because I'm curious to see Everyone's experience with it. It's called kaleidoscope

kaleidoscope it Kaleidoscope? It is also on Netflix. You, basically, when you sign into your Netflix account, everyone gets a different order that these episodes are in. Oh, I heard about that. Each episode is titled a different color. That's cool. The only rules that you have to end on the white episode.

That's neat. And it's a big, high-step episode. It looks like Armando, if you're listening to this, I'm sorry, but it looks like Armando is in the middle of it can spear receive. He's looking for the picture of Gus Did that show just come out? I haven't heard of it. It's very new. It has a Giancarlo Esposito. Yeah, no from Breaking Bad. Oh, I like it. No mihoi minoi. That's not what you're looking for before. No, it's a picture of you in the tiger thing I'm looking no. I'm looking for 34? No, it's a picture of you and the tiger thing. I'm looking, no, I'm looking for the picture

that says, why are we here? Oh, or do you know why we're here? I think it was just a text, was it not? Yeah, it was just text, it's just no image. It really looks like you're trying to solve the worst crime. Any here, check out Koliath's gope. I think a- How many episodes is it?

I wanna say six or eight. Okay, I saw a YouTube short that was showing off like things that happen in one episode that you see again in a different context in another episode. And it was just like simple cinematography stuff or t-shirt designs or faces or something like that. And I go crazy for that shit.

This is a hot take that either it's got a hot take because one, you don't give a fuck or two, if you do like this thing, you're gonna hate me for saying it. But that one season of arrested development where it's all like jumbled up and out of order and you watch it, I actually like that. Like I like watching a big jumbled mess. What's that?

Vantage point. Like that style of thing where you see one thing from different perspectives. Oh yeah, yeah. Or you have to like watch it. But not that's what I was talking about. After party? After party does a really good job of that.

No. That's what the... What's that guy's name from Parks and Rec? Who sings? Everything. No, oh, oh. He was in Sonic. He was Sonic. Yeah, Nick offer man. No, Ben Schwartz Chris Pratt. Yeah, sure It's a place Tom. I'll replace. Oh, oh Ben. Yeah, Ben Schwartz. I got it. Yeah, he's in that It's basically like a murder mystery, but you see every episode is from someone else's perspective

Yeah, and it's, really well done. I just looked it up at apparently this 40,000 ways to watch kaleidoscope. There's nine episodes. What do you mean there's 40,000? I guess all of different orders. Which is funny because Trevor and I watched the our first episode, which I think was green or blue. And it was like, man, like this really feels like it would be the first episode

of the show. I wonder like how it would work if that wasn't someone's first because there's so many things that happen in that that you would need for everything else. But we watched two other episodes, and it's all, it's coming. It's pretty similar now. It's all connected now.

So you're done with it yet? Or you're still going to walk it? Yeah, it's cool. I'm going to fucking power through that shit. I, TV shows, I'm going to fucking power through that shit. Yeah. I TV shows. I'm out of my mind. I just fucking devour them bitches. I was bored.

I'll listen board. I'll watch that. The thing is, I was telling Gus this over the Christmas weekend, so I was here. I can't say what I was filming. I was here filming something. Yes. Super secret. Yes.

Very fun. You were there. I was there and I was also in the super secret thing. Yeah Uh-huh. That's what I meant. Right. Stop talking about it. Okay. Good. That super secret thing. Oh my god It's on the spot. We're bringing it. Don't make promises we can't keep No, there's another one I could have said that I've been planning on doing it So anyway, we're bringing it back camp camp and I

I could have said that I've been planning on doing it. So anyway, we're bringing it back camp camp. And I, uh, we're literally every second comment on the RACHY YouTube channel is where it's camp camp. Where it's camp camp. I start, I'm getting it never mind. I'm gonna, I'm moving on. I shouldn't have even brought it up.

But, I, we were here for that. And then I left to Minneapolis to go like, be on vacation with my mom. Do you know when we stopped? Was that the 19th? When we filmed that part of this thing. The 19th, right? Yeah, yeah. It was the 18th of the 19th, wasn't it? Yeah, because it was a Monday, right? Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was the 19th, so from the 19th of December to the 29th. I was in Minneapolis and I watched all four seasons of Fargo.

I watched Thomas Pami. I watched The Dropout. Oh my God. I watched what else? I watched a bunch of Futurama. There was more that, oh, maniac. I watched all maniac. Oh really?

Wow. Which really got me. maniac got kind of screwed over by my grandma because she was like, I watched it and I really liked it. I was like, I don't wanna watch this bullshit. Oh. Cause my grandma is the kind of person who's like, I'm just gonna rewatch 30 Rock for the 19 millionth time. But I devour TV shows.

I'm the opposite. I don't watch any shows. Really. I don't watch any shows. Really? I don't watch any shows. You liar, you are crustling. Wrestling is the only thing that I watch. There's no Netflix, Hulu, HB, I like, no shows that you. Oh, and White Lotus season two, I finished it.

Oh, hell yeah. I started dead to me on Netflix. I don't know if any of you ever watched it. I did watch some of it. I mean, I'm close to the end of the first season. I guess there's three seasons out right now. I show fucking good. That show's amazing.

It's weird. I don't know. I feel like it doesn't get, or it never got a lot of attention. People, I don't know, I didn't even hear you were talking about it. It's solid. It's really good. It's like Christina Applegate plays a woman whose

husband was killed in a hit and run accident while he was out jogging. And it's just like how she deals with her life after that fact. And then like she meets another woman at like a grief counseling seminar and they become friends. And it's a spoiler for the first episode. At the end of the first episode you find out

the other woman she meets is the one who was dead. Oh my God. Oh damn. And then it's like how their lives got smushed together and like the aftermath of this and how that all plays out. Wow. It's heavy.

But it's really good. You can definitely know what the pitch for that show was. You definitely know what it was. And it's just a guy in a room going and then it's revealed. She was the one who here has been and a bunch of executives. Damn. What executives and then they greenlight it they go a bunch of executives just going oh what oh

fact time back time uh yeah shut the fuck up it's a little that's fine I'm just a little bring, bring back GN Ratman. Oh, good news, Ratman. Good news, Ratman. It's the best RGP episode of the lie. You remember good news, Ratman?

I can't, I like that one. Same time, I said that one to side. Every day of my life, I find out about a new rooster tease show that doesn't exist anymore. Good news, Ratman. Mauiwana. Good cat. Mauiwana.

Mauiwana. It's got your attention there. You're ready to take the green pill? Whoa! That's a... That's really good. I want to actually... There's a t-shirt for you. That's a t-shirt.

You've got a very uninterested cat. Oh, wow. Love him. That's the cat watching the podcast right now. I feel like I saw this dog the other day in Austin just hanging out. Wow. That dog looks like the dog that lives in my apartment building It is maybe it's at the floor this image, but I think it was too small so they recented a little bit. Oh good

It's a hat with a sombrero Oh Very nice. That's fun. That's a fun cat Pupin is Spanish for poopin. Thanks Michael. Oh baby Eric remember when Michael Jackson helps get over the thing That was funny. It's talking where we're in sunglasses. I can't read that it's too dark. Mundo, you with a cat under there?

Oh, I'm watching you on the podcast. Fraser wrote Nice Cock. Nice cock. Nice picture of getting a class figure. Most people think T-Rexes can't clap because their arms are too short, but really it's because they're dead. Oh, I thought it was Nehrman. Nice.

It's just funny, I remember. Yeah, that's right. I don't remember that show. You know how many, I ate like something like 42 carrots. You know what I'm saying, I'm a fan of two days. You were always saying, That's Al Snow for a professional wrestler.

It's a picture show. Another snow, different snow. Where's Jon Snow at this point? We need all of them. By drugs from this man. You get that to Mondo, he wants map. You get that, Tumando. That's today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we got in photos of everyone from the RTPOT has except me. Except for Bimmy. That's cool. Do something fun. It actually is cool. And I don't think you fix it. You've got to do something fun for me.

I don't. No. All right. This one's for you. OK, here comes. Well, don't stop. It's worse when I take off the chair. Yeah, really.

Two atoms were walking together. One of them turns the other and says, I think I lost an electron. Are you sure the other one replied? Yes, they clarify. I'm positive. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up.

Fuck you. Oh, I'm positive. Shut up. Fuck you. This is why no one sends you. I was a film school. It's a I dropped out of orange County. Yeah, OCC. What up? John's John snow Oh, I spoke to you soon Eric you can go inside a sonic That's you can't so it's fine. No, and I think a dog dressed as Mickey Mouse

Nice. Don't make the noise or we'll be so a dog dressed as Mickey Mouse. I'm gonna make the noise or we'll be soon. So that, what? What? Who? Go on. You can go inside of Asonic, but you shouldn't. You shouldn't.

You never been able to. You never been able to. Not allowed. Oh man. I saw, dude. I saw, dude, we're gonna have Asonic heat shit on his roller. Have to. No.

Wait, are they still on roller blades? I don't think you have to be, but like, yes. Okay, you don't have to be, because I used to, look, I'm not proud of this. All right, I'm gonna say a lot of things about my eating habits that are gonna make sense of why I look like this. I used to.

Should I take another battle? Yeah, you should. Yeah. My own health. I used to eat at a Sonic's and Carl's Bad California. Beautiful. About once a day for a period of time in my life and there was nothing sadder than the day a man like everyone's zooming

around on the roller skates and then a man just slowly walks out and hands you a cheese burger. Yeah, there you go. It hurts. Yep. And that's the last time I went to that sauna. It was nice. Was that on Tamarack? Yeah. Well, that's crazy. What would you eat at sauna? Don't make two. Yeah, do it. You had an order.

What'd you get? Out order. First and foremost, first thing I would order is the mozzarella sticks. Okay. And what size did I get? A large. Yeah. Well, yeah.

How many sticks came with that? I don't know. Do you think it seems like eight or ten? Wow. Eight or ten, or it doesn't seem delicious right now. Yeah, it's a lot easier. And that's how it started off. That's the appetizer. And then I would order, I think they just called it a big fat, piece of shit box.

Yeah. I thought you were actually saying something like that. Was it on the tots? It was tater tots. Fried chicken fingers, gravy, but they would give you to dunk that shit in, which is just them being like dunk it in fat. Yeah.

Because that's what gravy is. It's just fat. Animal fat. Yeah. This fat and flour, I think a piece of Texas test my mouth is watering. It's a sounding not too far from here. Oh, I think I'm actually closed.

It did? Yeah. Did I put the one on airport? The one of Cameron. Oh, I think it's actually closed. It did? Yeah. Time for the one on airport? The one up Cameron. Oh, Cameron, I don't know about. The one on airport is nice. Yeah, the one on there. The one on there is Sonic's?

No. Sonic sucks. So then, then you would say you would order that amount of food and you would go, you would order that amount of food and you would go, well, this is too much for a person, right? So then on top of that, I would order order the longest size of chili cheese top. Yes. Yeah. And then on top of that, I would order a cherry limeade. And I would eat, I would fucking pound that down like daily. Yeah, daily. Daily. Yeah, Mark, picture. Thank you. Is it the one of the face? Yeah. Oh, but it's the cotton in a weird time.

I don't think there is a good time to catch. No, but look, it wasn't like pure goof face. Oh, I'm just, just my own. Thank you. So did you hold it in your car? Yeah, I would eat all of it in my car and listening to a podcast. Nice.

That sounds pretty chill. I would be really, yeah, and I would be really sad the whole time I did it. You'd be really stoned the whole time you did it, yeah. Yeah, I didn't say stoned. Yeah, yeah. That's the worst part is I was dead sober. No.

You ever eat that kind of food dead sober? It feels wrong. It's, you're not supposed to. No, no. I've done that a lot. I've eaten like Taco Bell in a parking lot of a Toys R Us that shut down. You're not supposed to be dead. That is where most Taco Bell in a parking lot of the Toys R Us that shut down. You're not supposed to be in the car.

That is where most Taco Bells are. See, that's the thing is that at least, I don't eat like that anymore. I feel good about myself. I'm great at Tom Aguil. Remember Eric, I forced him to take me to a water burger after a day of working out, and I's not working out.

A day of playing baseball. A playing baseball drinking beers I's not working out. But what? A day of playing baseball. A playing baseball and drinking beers while we were working out. Yeah, but I. He sat down on the ground and fly ball went over and said he swatted at it like a big bear. I'm so tired. Oh, look at that one. Beautiful.

Now that's it. Now that's it. Putting that in my portfolio. You, you have a one of burger order. Yeah, I ordered a patty-mout, medium fry, and then I ordered a burger for later. And I didn't drink a soda. Yep.

And I was very good. Yeah. It's all about balance. Yeah. No. I eat not that amount anymore, and I'm really proud of myself. How often do you guys have fast food? Well, I work on a show called Face Jam.

So once every two weeks at least. At least. And then. But it's more than that. But I don't seek it out. It's my wife. Yeah. She is the one who's like, I want Panda Express.

And it's like, really? OK. Or, hey, it's 10 in the morning. I want McDonald's. McDonald's breakfast slots. It's fucking hard to turn down when you go, like, I can eat two's 10 in the morning. I want McDonald's and McDonald's breakfast slots It's fucking hard to turn down when you go like I could eat two hash I can speak in a fast food breakfast. I can't bring myself to do it But I'm really curious about the frosty Chino

You can ask Jordan Frosty Chino. What is that? It's like a Frosty What do you think it is? Well, what restaurants are from is it from Wendy's because they have frosty Chino? Uh-huh, is it? I don't think it is. Well, what restaurants are from? Is it from Wendy's? Because they have Frosty Chino. Uh-huh. Is it? This would be a game.

This was smart. Good job. You're producing. Well, I'm using Context Clues. We're talking about breakfast. OK. So is it like a breakfast milkshake? I mean, yeah, sort of.

I guess. You know where that Chino comes from? No. Oh. No, I don't know where that chino comes from no Because their frosty is made in state pandas Chino state prison. It's a it's a cappuccino frosty cappuccino It's it's coffee and frosty and it's they're always pushing it like with the Rick and Morty commercials and like I could drink a frosty It drink. It's not good enough in either direction

for you to go get it. It lands too much in the middle and you go not sweet enough to be called a frosty and not coffee enough to be called a coffee. Yeah, I also don't like sweet coffees very much anyway. So I feel like I would not. Black coffee. I did a mistake earlier before this podcast where I was supposed to get a latte with oatmeal, which I drank because I can't drink normal milk. My personal art. Yeah, how do you do it? But I accidentally got a vanilla one and it was, like, I have a headache right now.

Yeah, it's too sweet. It's too sweet. You asked if I wanted a coffee like a three o'clock and I was like, normally, yeah, not on podcast, like someone need to take a dump the entire time. We're recording the podcast. It's like instant for you guys. Well, that was doing in-much today. And you and Jeff were both like, we gotta get out of here.

No, I did to piss. I did to pee so bad after we were recording in with this morning. I was like, when I was driving to back to the studio from that, I was like, I'm gonna navigate along a street. I know where there's like convenience stores. So if I need to stop and take a piss immediately I can I don't know a long way to work. I was like cruising. It was nice. It was like a nice day out. It took a beautiful day to work It's so cool. Why? Why do you think?

What is that? It's just a blank one. I think it's done with yeah, we might be out of ink Yeah, no, no, but there's some coming through still I think someone decided to start sending blanks. That's cool. No more blanks. Someone shouldn't blanks. Make them stop. All right, facts time.

Facts time. Oh, facts time. Sweet. That's me as Frieza. Oh, I think it's from the Dragon Ball. Yeah, it's from the Frieza side, I think. I can't tell that was you. Yeah, it's good makeup. That's me too It's a sexy cat sexy cat posing

All right P rapper Puhlio Okay, yeah, yeah, that sucks. Yeah. Oh shit spoiler What is that it's spoiler Spoiler like you put it on the back of a car. I thought I was co-efficient. I would do a load of car. I will. Yeah, absolutely Daab is that you that's me? It's really cool. So cool That's me, but this is you in a box Seconds from disaster. Yeah, just kidding. Barb in a box. Yeah, never forget that About to get fucking destroyed. I went in a box of packing peanuts and

I'm joking around and then Ray came out of a Chumahunter and dropped kick me. I mean, like full senders. Mercilessly, yeah. And it hurt. I was fine because I was covered in packing peanuts. He, I don't know how he didn't hurt himself because he was fully like, he was two feet. I think it's you and Amungus.

Barb. And oh, that's from just this week. That's from, yeah, we just played on his every. We're still playing Amongus? Yeah, more Barb. But modded. Nice. Excellent, excellent.

More Barb, lot of Barb. Very cool. I'm liking these faxes. What's that from? A dog drinking Pepsi. A dog drinking Pepsi, it's Pepsi. No, not that. Well, wait.

Yeah, this one with the pointy finger. Oh, like what's it from? Is that on the spot? That's on. Well, wait. Yeah, this one with the pointy finger. Oh, like what's it from? Is that on the spot? That's on the spot, yeah. We're bringing back. It's back, baby. That's right, everybody. It's back. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b yeah, show this one, show this one. Show this one, show this one.

I was gonna pass, show it. Craig sent us Kermit doing that. Why would you show it? Why would you do that? What the fuck? Someone's watching the podcast eating spaghetti. A pizza maybe? Is it little scissors?

What is that? There's maybe a steak under there? I don't know what that is. That's some fucked up, looking food dude. Black and white photos don't do your meals, justice. Yeah, that's a steak. That's a steak with broccoli and nuts. There's some potatoes.

Nice, healthy brown and meal. Just some cut up fucking green onions on top. Bones for you. That's a very good idea. That's a very good idea. That's a very funny. That's a very funny idea. That was very funny.

It's very, very clever. Very, very good. Do you ever get spaghetti or what? No. Really? Yeah, do you want to tell them what I texted you? He wants to know if we can get spaghetti. No, that's not what I texted you.

What was it? What did I start off with? Asking where I, I weird, oh. This motherfucker asked if Fizzoli's was good. It wasn't. Is that the place you guys got? Did you get Fizzoli's today? No. Like over the weekend, he got Fizzoli's. Yes, it was. guys did you give us always today? No

Like over the weekend he got was it with Christ? Amiris no, okay, that's the price it was by myself. That's By myself In Austin, Texas arguably known for having very good food a terrible Italian food But good food otherwise, but yeah many options that you don't typically get of elsewhere. I told him another place. First of all, I live in Los Angeles, honey. We're known for food. Yeah, an actual known for bullshit.

It's an actual, you know Los Angeles. And you still got Fizzoli, so get off the fucking high school. Yeah, I'm Fizzoli, so fuck off. All right. Los Angeles has brick and mortar restaurants. Yeah, like real restaurants. We have brick and mortar restaurants. Yeah, like real restaurants. We have brick and mortar restaurants. Yeah.

And they're good. I get a frosty chino. Yo, I'm gonna fuck with, this is not gonna help my case. Yo, I'm gonna fuck with Taco Bell's breakfast. No? No, it's a good breakfast, AM Crunch Wrap homie. That's just, I'm normally still fast. I'm normally, are you waking up,

getting out of bed going, Taco Bell? Yo, Crunch Wrap time. I'm normally two full after fourth meal. I can't get up with breakfast. I dislike Taco Bell as like normal food. I don't really fuck with it. I don't really eat there. They're breakfast and also just that one item

out there breakfast menu, not the whole menu. The bacon crunch wrap is fired on. Do you want to know what else is fired at Taco Bell? But not a lot of people know on her sleeping on, they're a fries. Oh, they're fries, are they? Taco Bell, not Joe Fry's? Yeah, they're fries.

Honestly, I would argue that they are some of the best fast food fries out there. Yes, they are. They don't give you a lot. No, no. They give you a lot. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It's not like, they focus on making them good.

They don't give you a ton of them. They also give you like a cheese dipping sauce. Yeah. To me was like, well it's like a queso, right? Weird. It's like a nacho cheese. It's like a nacho cheese. Yeah, that's why they call them nacho fries, I believe. I never used the cheese because I think the fries,

they're seasoned very well. And they're like a little crispy. They hit them, they hit them with a little bit of sweet. That's the weirdest part. That's nice. And I usually hate that. A little bit of sweet in my savor. I don't want it, but that's the onion rings

that's sonic. Fucking wackest ass onion rings. Is that a good thing? No, they saw. They take this good or bad, these days. That is very bad. Okay. They take the onion.

They take the onion and instead of dipping it like in a batter, then frying it, they dip it in melted soft serve first. What? And then they batter it and then they fry it. Is this real? Yes. What does it, what does that, it makes it sweet and gross.

I didn't know that. They use their fucking disgust, but I didn't know that's why they were fucking gross. Yep. Oh no. If you go to a science, what you gotta do is you gotta get a large order of mozzarella steaks, I'm like, you gotta get a fried box of got to do is you got to get a large order mozzarella sticks Fry box a fucking a large order of chili cheese tots. We made those chili tots on trucked up Yeah, we did mm-hmm. They're so I like the size discrepancies in the chili tots You can tie which were some by some people and which were done by Armando. I know they were fucking this

Dust they were they were the right size of his hands Everyone had tater tots and he had potatoes. Was it like two tots per potato? Oh, it was per potato. You know what, they're a tater tots. You know the craziest part was, is our tots were one, either 1.75 is big or just straight up two times as big.

Yes, yeah, they're huge. Some three times as big. No, anyone else is charged. I can't tell. And we were also the only ones who made like 30 of them. Yes. Which is insane to me. I who made like 30 of them. Yes. Which is insane to me. I don't know how we had enough potato.

Tadour, I don't know how you did either because we ran out of potato pretty quick. Yeah, something wrong happened. I also, one thing that got cut out of that show and it trucked up that I wish we had kept in there was the scene where you're holding it and you're like, you know, like, oh, I can't hold this fucking potato in my hand. And then you hand it off to me and it's just like,

you're holding it. I can't hold it. I think we put our hands together and it was like, oh, we understand now. Yeah. I feel like that was bullshit. Yeah. Check this out.

Look at that. Yeah, it's pretty big. He's got a bare paw. I don. Yeah, it's pretty big. He's got a bare paw. I don't know if it's made in your camera. Yeah, there you go. Show it. There you go. You see that?

It's pretty big difference. Bare paw. I'm like in your palm. Yeah. But that was face shape struck up. It was a lot of fun. There was really good. Watch it now.

Yeah. I'll let you see. Yeah, just for a first trial. I got to watch it on first and watch all the ups and I was in the credits. Yeah, I got my first credit. It was great talking to Armando while he was helping to like watch the edit and give notes and like here's what you make it whatever.

And he said, oh, I get why it's like, hey, don't do all these bits. Stop doing all these bits like when we're filming it. Because now we're editing and it is just... Bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit, bit. And none of them are making it. Yeah. There are just so many bits that don't make it. And it's what's a bummer is that like, it's not that they weren't good bits.

No, there's no room. There's no room. There's no room. You have to tell the story. It's all bitch. Yeah. It's exactly what it is. And if you do that, you can't the show doesn't make any sense. Nope. That's why you have people like me who don't. Sure. We're just trying to take the competitions. In the episode that I got to take lead on is the time where you use the switch fork

to a whisk. To whisk the eggs. And there's like, you're, you hit this like stroke of genius and a lot of times watching the thing where like you'll come up with an idea and I'm just like never in a million years what I have thought of that. Oh dang. What a fucking good bit. Wow, that is a lot.

You're great in that show. You said you was a story producer. Oh, that's very cool. And a writer. Yeah. And I was in it. And cast. And cast. Yeah a writer. Yeah. And I was in it. And cast. Yeah.

If I could hear you and trucked up. Yeah. That's when you were on your break. I'm a break. PK's like, help. Come back in and help. That's what I was saying. I was like, hey, so I wanted to wear,

I wanted to dress like the bear. Yeah. The bear that I was doing. And so I bought like a bunch of car hard, I bought a bunch of dickies, I was wearing like those fucking vans. I had them hard, I bought a bunch of dickies, I was wearing those fucking vans. I had them like crop those, doing the whole nine.

And one of the things that I got were these fake cigarettes that then never came. So I had to re-order them and they came on the last day of shooting. Perfect timing. And was like, how am I gonna shoehorn this into the show? Oh, we'll do a break. And I just completely left BK on her own.

So funny. So funny. The face in this screenshot. It's very funny. Which like K is so fucking funny. She's so funny in that show. God, she's so weird. I mean, she's great.

Period. But in that show, she really does. She's so good. I, that team up at the end, you and BK is a great team. That's great. Oh, you have more faxes? Speaking of things that are great. Uh-huh.

You have a lot of there. These are great. People are, I see some people are bummed they're like my faxes aren't making it through. I think the fax queue might be full. Like it's going nonstop. Yeah, yeah. We should chill on the fax. No, no, no, don't.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Overload the system. I think people, someone sent their cat in. Very nice. Uh, Barbara, it's a photo of you, maybe. Maybe. It's hard to tell, it's very dark.

Oh, yeah, that's an old photo. Maybe from VidCon. Yeah. Let me see. There's another one. VidCon that we went to. No, this is like, I think this is VidCon 2014. Jeez.

I'm one in the Matrix, and I'm loving it. That's it. It's Barber. VidCon, we went to together'm one in the matrix and I'm loving it. That's it. Barbara, do you know that VidCon we went to together was my first convention ever? Why really? Well, RTX, other than that. That was before RTX. Oh, that's fun.

Look at you. You found a Ristete Instagram story. Very cool. That's a very random photo. Speaking of Barbara. Did you save this? That was creepy. Oh, God.

Trevor, as a bird. Oh, we got a photo of a here. Did you was this from? Nice. No, that's from like years ago. This is weird. It's a weird thing to send in. From the Root of Teeth Instagram too. Yeah, did you like do you save that photo? It's a cool photo. No judgment. I'm judging you. That's weird. That's weird. No craft singles. I don't know what this means. I don't know. Huh? No singles. Oh, you you. That's me. That's me, bro. No craft singles. I don't know what this means. I don't know.

No singles. Oh, you're elect us in tarant. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I hate single women. Dad's playing. I only want to fuck you if you got a husband. Oh, shit.

Someone's watching the podcast eating little caesars. Yeah! Do you think they got it? Because we were talking about it the day of August? I mean, there's plenty of time. They're Christmas tree still up. It's January 9th. They should have.

No, you play your best life. I just went to his house yesterday. That sounds right. I mean, that sounds right, though. Do you know that little caesars use this monster cheese in their cheese blend? Really? Yeah, they spend extra on it

and still give you $5 pizza. Come on, but not forgotten. It's me, or dead, baby, dead in love with it. Larissa wrote, Ramondo looks like a hot sauce packet from Taco Bell. Probably when we're talking about Taco Bell. You didn't want that. It's because you're so hot. Yeah, that's why.

I think someone's eating a little, what do you call it? Pretzel dogs or something? A little pig in a blanket? A pig in a blanket? Oh, yummy. I'm getting really hungry. It's dinner time. I'm so full, Barbara. a little, what do you call those like pretzel dogs or something? Little pig in a blanket. Pig in a blanket? Ooh yummy. I'm getting really hungry. It's dinner time.

I'm so full Barbara. I think it's you from Always Open. Nice. Always open coming back baby. I'm at the wearing sunsets in a hat. Wow. Cool. Another cat.

Cats coming back baby. A very proper dog. The cat. The cat. A very proper dog. A potato watching another potato. Get dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog.

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The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. The dog. That's a giant choice. No idea why this was sent to him. Good. What? No, I don't know. Did we make this video?

Which one? It's got Barbara talking to Bernie and Gavin at the Rafael Blanado office saying, hey guys, check it out. I got a new spoiler for the back of my car. Yeah, that's from our vines. That was what we used to do. Wow.

We started doing vines again. Spoiler. Vines coming back. I mean, that's TikTok, essentially. Vines. Good. I fucking hate TikTok. Why? I miss vines.

All right. Let me put this in the right way. I love TikTok so much for the burning fiery passion. I hate how much time it steals from me. That's what I thought TikTok. I should say, I love it. It's so good and their algorithm is so fucking awesome at like figuring out like, it feels like these creators are making videos

targeted directly at me. And then they have like five million likes and I'm like, oh, the world is actually from the small place. Which means there's five million other people like you. Yeah, it makes me feel less alone. Yeah, I get that. But then also extraordinarily alone, because I'm just sitting on the toilet being like,

I like this family guy clip and then a guy dude with the game on the phone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't like family guy clips because then that's all you get. You have to be careful. I didn't, it's not even just liking them. It's like if you watch it, you're more than 15 seconds. Do not. It's like do fucking send it. Send it. YouTube is the same. You have to like get it out of there.

It's not good. I had to purge family guy from my Instagram suggestions. Like anytime I saw it, like, really? Yes, because it is a thing that will get served to you the most. Oh, I don't see any family guy stuff. Because you said, and then they went, okay. Were you gonna talk about,

you're talking about Tik Tok, were you gonna talk about that video? Our New Year's one? Yeah. Yeah. So last year for New Year's, we squatting forced, we made a New Year's video where it was essentially the feeling of about

to celebrate the New Year's 2020, not knowing what was gonna happen. And then immediately it flips us the New Year's 2020, not knowing what was gonna happen, and that immediately it flips us to New Year's 2022, where it's like literally a leap in time, did really well for us, so we did a updated version for 2023, where. We'll detect on a few extra seconds of the discussion. A couple extra seconds, Gus's top-less drink in a beer,

Blaine is still screaming a year later. And yeah, I ticked off on Instagram, love that still screaming a year later. And yeah, it did tick-tock an Instagram love that video. Wow. It did really well again. Millions more views for another four seconds. Easy. Yeah. See that's what I'm talking about. Like the same thing from multiple perspectives. That video. That video is a real roshamon. There you go. We're getting a lot of perspective. They're really putting it together. It's real vantage point.

I want to style. I wanted to look and see what my Instagram would be serving me. And it's just a lot of really strong women. I was gonna say, we were like, hell yeah. And I don't mean like role models. I'm well, no, I mean like strong women. No, I get it like, no like, no stretch you.

Yeah, no, I get it. You're not. Yeah, you don't have to show Gus also. Yeah, I'm kidding on that. That's gonna get fed my Instagram now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like stretch. You know I get it. You're not. Yeah, you don't have to show us also. Yeah, I'm kidding on that. That's going to affect my Instagram now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My Instagram's like, oh, he looked at it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're fucked. Yeah, the first one we did last year, it has, I think, 23 million on Instagram. Wow. And then this year's has 12 million views. Just for an extra four seconds. It's crazy, though, to see how, like, I had so many friends

reach out to me saying, I got sent this TikTok from someone who doesn't know you guys or doesn't know you at all and they're sending me y'all's TikTok. You did a really good job of framing up that new footage like identically to the old footage. It looked like I think the camera was in the exact same spot. I had to also like when I edited it I had to move it a little bit in the frame to perfectly match up but it was pretty close. It was really close. It was pretty close. It was really close. It was pretty close.

One does get in fucking horny on camera. I'm not getting horny. This isn't, that's not even what I'm into. I don't know why you keep on looking at it. Why you keep on looking at it? You're showing us photos. It's, yeah, it's just keeps, they keep serving me. Chhh, wrong women.

That's what the facts is into. What is that? Common writers or something? Yeah, common writers or something. What is that? It's like a power ranger. Yeah, it's like extra medium. What does that mean?

The Philly Spanada? I'm not getting a texture medium right now. Yeah, there's a different shift. Hey, it's a picture of you and me barbed at RTX London. Oh yeah! Let's go. I don't want to go to the international one. Well, we don't have them anymore.

All right, man, let's go. Yeah, this is your mean-you. It's excellent. RTX, cancun. Yeah, baby. This goat looks like He could really coach a baseball team. That's cool. It's where you're shooting that. That's cool cool. Cool goat I think we should do like go to drawing RTX. Oh, that's nice. Go ahead. I think we should Yeah, what's your idea? We're not gonna do go ahead Saudi Arabia. Yeah, okay We do it for one really rich guy. idea? We're not gonna do. Go ahead. Saudi Arabia. Yeah, okay. We do it for one really rich guy.

He has a bunch of falcons and us. You ever see the, I'm sure you've seen those pictures of falcons on a plane. Yeah. That shit's nuts. It's awesome. Keep calm, Eric Falky-Sucks. That's good.

That's not a prior date. Really. Are you alright, I don't know. Trevor and Jerry. Is it Josh hugging? Yeah, is that Flanagan? It's probably Chris. Chris in the middle.

Is that me on the side? Yeah, that is you on the side. I think that's from Extra Life. Yeah, and then Johnson the back there. Yeah, Dog and the Cat Kissing. We were just getting fags. You had like old friends reach out and go like, hey, this video got served to me

and whatever. My old college roommate Ian hit me up and he actually left a comment on the video, I think it tagged me on Instagram. It was like, how are you in all this shit that I'm watching? And it's the role for pizza video where at the end I come in and eat pizza with you guys or whatever. Oh yeah.

You just went, how the fuck, what are you, what, how are you everywhere? You just appear for a guy that I have a, a stick-and-poke tattoo on my ankle because he's the one who had that tattoo when we were in college. Yeah. And I told him I wanna get it also.

It was just like so bizarre. Like so fucking weird did just get. Just like on his four-you-page. You're part of his algorithm. Yeah, absolutely. You're like doing content idiot. Yeah, I guess what? We're only gonna serve that to you.

I had a- I had a- Eric had family guy. That's all I wanna say. But I wanna see an Eric with, you guys know what I'm talking about, the game where it's like a sliding thing and you hit the ball and it hits the,

all right, it's fine. There's people out there that know what I'm talking about. Because I see there's like seven billion likes on that. Every person on the, it doesn't matter. I got a message the other day from somebody that said, this is you, right? Sorry for the random message, but I searched for a wingman in GIFs

and came across this and was like, wait a damn minute. This, wait a damn minute. This looks like our Mando. So I have my friend, their friend's name. I don't know if you remember her from high school. Basically, a message about how they got it to the back. This is so stilful. It's just me.

It is, it's you. It's me from last last. Last last. Right, go. I'm getting my boy laid tonight. That's another thing, too. There's a lot of gifts that come up that have, I think, like Gus, you're in one that's used. If I do Gimme. Yeah. You give me one. That's like the of gifts that come up that have I think like Gus you're in one that's

You give me yeah, give me one. That's like the first one that comes up when you type in something. I think Miriel used to work here. I think at her new job somebody was like sending gifts and she's in the gifts and it's like yeah Is this you that's where yeah, that was using slack. Yeah, yeah, the slack gift That was a weird message to get but it's not as weird as like, it's not as weird as somebody sent me a gift that I was in on Tinder once. Oh wow. And that's where I was just like,

I apps gone. I had to delete this shit. It's never a little. To connect it at that point. Yeah. I don't like it. Now I just send gifts of gust to people. Nice, that's good. Did you guys make point. Yeah. I don't like it. Have you guys? Now I have 10 gifts of gust of people. Nice.

That's good. Did you guys make any, I know you don't like resolutions. Mm-hmm. We went over it in one of the faxes. But did you guys make any goals for 2023 or things you want to do or things you want to try? I don't do that stuff. Yeah, not at all.

Yeah, no, I don't do short-term long-term. I just, as much as like, what I start today, I don't care. It doesn't matter. I've never been a guy that's like, New Year, I gotta make some changes or whatever. I mean, I started working out with Blaine like last year and just like, thinking like, April, just cuz. And I've been consistent with that, but like, as far as like, you're just like, oh, you're gonna like,

you gotta like, lift heavier, you gotta like make these goals. And it's like, I'm not a goal-oriented guy. I'm really just like cruising. And I've just never, wow, you're going to advance your career. Like you're, like your person. And it's like, I don't want to do that. Totally. Thank you.

Thank you for that. What about you, Barb? Do you have something in mind? There's things I want to do this year. So this is really like goals. What can we make happen? I want to get a therapist. Oh, OK. So that's something that I'll be working on. OK. You want to do this year. So this is really like goals. What can we make happen? I want to get a therapist. Oh, OK.

So that's the thing that I'll be working on. OK. You want to get a therapist? I do want to get it. No, no. I do great work. I don't know. Yeah, I can tell.

Yeah, I can really tell. There's little glasses on. I also want to. The same therapist says a very famous mob boss from Jews. Perfect. I could use that's my type of therapist. What kind of, what can we help you achieve? The other one is I want a dog.

We want a dog this year, which I could use. I've already been asking Gus a lot of questions. I can get you a dog. Yeah, we'll go get a dog right now. I'm a therapist. Yeah, help me with what's that. Yeah, we'll kind of dog. How much dog you want?

How much dog you want? How much dog do you want? How much dog do you want? Smedium, Smedium amount of dogs. Extra medium, that's a lot of stuff. That would be too big. No, I want like not, let's the opposite of extra medium. Medium? Yes, that.

Small medium. Small medium. Smedium. Uh, and then I set out this year, I wanted to learn something new. Okay. So ever since the start of the year, I've been learning Japanese. Oh wow! How neat you what?

That's fun. So that's been like, I've actually been having a lot of fun. I'm using Duolingo to do it. And I'm excited to get home so I could like, turn on my next lesson. Yeah, message call. He's over there. Well, Carrie also messaged me and he's like, Turn on my next lesson. Yeah, yeah message coal. He's over there. He's in well carry also Message me and he's like if you ever want to like study or like need any help with anything because carry also has been learning Japanese Cole lives in Japan. Yeah, he's in like an immersion school. Yeah, he's like not the video game

Recreation he's doing video game recreations in Japan at school. It's fucking weird. It's not good for it But it's been it's been school. It's fucking weird. It's not good for it. But it's been 25 years since I've learned another language. So I thought that would be a cool thing. I really thought you were going to say I'm picking up French again. And I like that you went Japanese. I thought I was like, I want to challenge myself. Yeah. By Leo Huang.

Like learn a whole new alphabet too. Although there's a lot. That's a lot to learn there. Yeah. No kidding. That's a fun challenge learn it. Yeah, that's a fun challenge. I don't want to learn a new language. I want to learn how to speak in a new accent. So make people think I want to do a different voice. Like I'm a little guy.

I'm a little guy. I'm a little guy. I'm going to talk like Beetlejuice. There's a guy that we is a, I don't even know what he was on our shoot. I guess a grip. I don't know, but his name was can't but he's out like this and it was like he was great Oh, he ruled hard. I can't talk about that guy enough Wait on the shoot on the shoot. We just did last. No, no, no. He was on the road trip. Oh One of those guys gotcha. Yeah, there was we had a great crew for the last time. It was really cool

It was all the faceGM shoots are fun, because we just let Drew put it all together, and then we trust him to like pivot when shit goes wrong, because that's all that happens. I don't trust him. That's good. Yeah, get him. I don't trust him. Attack, attack, attack.

So, yeah, it's a very cool. He does a really, really good job of working on all that FaceGM stuff. We like like working with them, so it's cool. It's fun. He always does a good job Uh, how are your faxes do? I'm pre-screening some faxes here. Okay. Yeah, we got a steal from that 2023 new year Oh, nice. I mean, me crying and just In life this one's addressed to Eric Oh Oh, it's upside down. Oh nice. There's how I do middles now.

Yeah, yeah. It's like dipping. It's pretty good, right? Got another cat. I thought people were going to send questions or things personally. I thought so too, but we got a cat in a hat. It's our Monday.

It's our Monday. What? You're cat in the hat. It's more the bunch of me wow. Okay, it's a bunch of bread sticks. I have to make sure there wasn't a dick in there as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, there still might be. Yeah, just very hidden.

Careful. I think that's what's intended for you, Mondo. Give his glasses on. Come on. And strong woman. Whoa, wrong. You're getting too horny over there, bro. Can we zoom in? No, we can't zoom it. Don't zoom in. No, punch in

Punch in oh, so speaking of your resolutions bar, bro Someone wrote I don't do resolutions, but if I did it be 2060 p nice Good joke. Good joke. Good joke. My resolution is to get worse 2160 p nice good joke good joke joke. I resolution is to get worse I've already made that joke before if you're cold there cold so bring inside That's awesome bring the mouth man inside. Oh God big foot the Loch Ness monster and Bring the mouth man in he cold. This isn't red web. Yeah, it's a different show. You know else a different show and Mapod gas record one this morning. That's a cool. That's a cool shirt. That's a cool shirt. It's Casino Al Camino.

Oh, I love Casino Al Camino. It's fired. Is that place still open? No, no, don't tell. Don't tell? What? They can't know. What?

Oh, the name? Yeah. So here's the thing. We still know what Anima stands for. You don't. No. Gus has said it out loud to you and Esther apparently. Yeah.

That's it. There was. You're on the same level as Esther. Yes. There was a thing, there's been kind of a push in the show recently where Gus is kind of tired of the name guessing. And so are we. So we're like, oh, maybe we should just have Gus

say what Ann must stand for. And then we ask, hang on, and then we ask the audience. And I think a lot of people were saying, like, yeah, yeah, just say the name, say the name, say the name. The thing that got me, the thing that bothered me, and the reason that I'm saying, don't say the name is because people are going, this bit is old and not funny. You should say the name, the bit isn't funny. We talked about it in the episode of Recorded Today. I need to be really clear about this. It's not a bit. It's not meant to be funny. We don't know the name of the show.

If you think this is a bit, it's not a bit. I don't know the name. It's not meant to be funny. We're trying to guess. And we're trying to see if you can guess. So far, no one's guessed. It's not meant to be funny. It's meant to be a guessing game.

That's it. It's not even meant to be a guessing game. It's not. The worst part is once you find out, you're going to hate yourself. Oh, absolutely. It's going to just make us go. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And that's it. That's going to be the entire reaction. Yeah. Okay. There's only a couple sheets left in here. Once these are gone. Oh, did that see any episode?

That's the done of the fact. Damn, the fact. You know what's going to happen? This episode is going to come out and come out and come out and come out and come out. This is going to come out and come out and come out and come out gonna come out and talk more. Oh, I don't know what the... You can turn some of these papers over and use it in that machine again. You're supposed to watch this taped episode

and they're going to email our facts machine. It's not gonna work anymore. Well, we'll turn off the email address. Yeah, we'll just tell Dante to turn it off. It'll just bounce back. I say you just leave it on. Even on, see what emails you get. Just check it every once in a while.

Yeah. Stabby, you find with that? You find with checking our effects machine every once in a while? Because I mean, it doesn't help now. And there you go. Does it directly go email to print? Because I would think it has to go email. You get the email, set it up to print.

We got secret sauce. Yeah, it's called dial up connection. Oh yeah. Let me hear it one more time. Yeah, let me hear called dial up connection. Oh, yeah, let me hear it one more time. Yeah, let me hear that dial up connection. I said, let me hear that dial up one more time. That's it. No paper. It's out. It's out.

It's out. We did it. I think our facts experiment went really well. Uh-huh. I don't know about you. That's my favorite one, Barb said a side over there. Uh-huh. I don't know about you. It's my favorite one, Barb set aside over there. The red man. I like that one. I think that should go up on the,

it's pretty good, yes, your podcast set. I'm going to go step, good, good, good, good. I'm going to go step further. I think we should send whoever sent us that one, a $50 Ruesti store gift card. Whoa! Can we really do that? Dad, can we do that?

I can make it happen. Oh. Send that person a Ruesti store gift card. That's just a boss. I don't know what you're asking me for. Excellent. That's a good question. How many Madeline's do they earn? How many are in there?

There's three in there. One, we'll see how the push goes. Nice, I like it. All right, give me one. That's it for this episode of Receive Podcast. We'll be back next week with another episode. And we'll see you guys then. Bye. Enjoy your Madeline! Do you like apples?

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