Rooster Teeth Podcast - F**kface Mini Breaks Sh*t - #650
Episode Date: May 26, 2021Join Barbara Dunkelman, Eric Baudour, Jessica Vasami, and Geoff Ramsey as they discuss F**kface card break streams, making time without having the time, winning employee of the year, and more on this ...week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded on May 24, 2021 and is sponsored by Stamps.com (http://stamps.com and use code ROOSTER), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/ROOSTER), and Imperfect Foods (http://imperfectfoods.com and use code ROOSTER). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello everyone, welcome to the RACHEED podcast.
I'm Barbara.
Eric.
Jessica.
Hi, I'm Jeff.
And I'm Barbara.
Sitting in for Gus this week.
I'm playing the part of Gus' Rola.
What was your laptop?
Tell me I'm wrong, immediately.
Do your best impression of Gus.
So I got pissed off this week
Are you pissed off though? I'm pissed off the Gus isn't here. Oh, yeah, I mean aren't we all you guys had to dig me out
And out of what I'm like to metal my mausoleum
It was great because got here and we're testing mics
and there's a mic issue.
So we were all wearing lobs just in case.
In case mic has to like switch it.
And Jeff hates law of a lear microphone.
Not as fan of lobs.
Why?
Because they all, because they,
because 100% of the time I wear a lov
it has a problem.
It falls off or somebody has to come check it and go,
no, it seems to be fine.
I don't know.
And I'm touching you. Or you're watching or trying has to come check it and go, no, it seems to be fine. I don't know.
And I'm touching you.
Or you're whistling or trying not to move your body at all.
Or like, there's just all, like this,
I just stick it in front of me, I look at it,
it looks at me, we can see each other.
There's a whole world going on with me in the law right now
that I have no control over.
I don't see the law, I don't know what's going on
under my shirt, I just assume it's working.
This, this conversation between me and the mic.
I wish that the camera was on you and your face
when Eric was like,
why don't we get a lot of leaders just in case
this backup Jeff's face Eric, no joke was this.
Yeah, he was not happy, but also I don't care
because if we don't have sound for the audio podcast,
I mean really, like sorry about your love situation dude. I don't have sound for the audio podcast, I mean, really, like, sorry about your love situation,
dude.
I don't know.
The worst is going to the bathroom with a lava on.
Oh my god.
Oh, the time.
I assume it's the worst for the sound engineer.
That's not a me.
No, well, you guys probably don't experience it.
I guess it depends on how you pee.
Like if you just fly open.
We're trying to find my hat.
That's true.
What's going on?
Well, good question.
It is different for me every time.
If ours is on the pant
What's it called? Why can't I?
What's it called the fucking waste band?
Yeah, that's what we're talking about women needs to pull our whole pants down
And so when you pull it down the whole thing is attached like the masking
That's like take it off the belt hold it while you're like finagling your pants down
That sounds rough. That sounds rough. I don't blame you.
I heard that, like, if you wear a romper,
you have to take the whole thing off and you feel like you're like a child.
Yeah, just like tits out, man.
Yeah, when I do the same thing, I take it all the way to the,
I take it all the way to the ground.
The worst? I mean, I don't know.
I don't need to take my shirt off the feet, but I do.
Well, I take my pants all the way to the ground and then I lift my shirt up.
I'm gonna be safe.
They're safe and something.
What if I ruin this shirt?
You're right, what if I ruin it?
You're right.
That's a good shirt.
It's a good shirt.
What if I ruin it?
Jessica, you probably experienced this too, growing up.
But if you're ever at a pool or a beach with your family
and you have to go to the bathroom and you're wearing
a one piece, that is like, you're in a public restroom completely naked because you just and like
bathing suit that you have to like
Skurry down your body and like this is why we should wear bikinis
Exactly. Yeah, I guess that's a good point
What's up with bikinis now going back to like that real 80s style?
What's up like the high waisted? Yeah, yeah, they're doing that thing where it's like that real like high waisted in high leg Yeah, yeah, they're doing that thing where it's like that real like
high waisted and high leg.
Yeah, yeah, they're doing the thing where it's like real 80s like
Howard Stern. Half the badge is like, yeah, like it's all up.
Very like Baywatch.
So it was with that. Yeah. Yeah.
What's Jeff?
Jeff? I don't know, but I'm not complaining about it.
Some of my earliest directions were because I knew you'd be into it.
I knew I was a trial of the 80s.
I learned a lot about life through those bathing suits.
Yeah, blood pain.
I'm a soldier.
I like it personally.
I think it's a more flattering cut for a lot of women.
It is.
I love it.
I have a friend.
Actually, it's one of our costume contractors that comes to set frequently with us because of those
bikinis if you're into it women whether you shave or don't shave or wax
laser whatever she's like yeah I she's like I just do my bikini area so she can
wear bathing suits like that and then the rest she's like is a 70s bush and my
husband loves it that's fucking cool yeah that's a good like balance you know
half of it's and then the other half. You think 70's bush comes back
Well, I mean, I think wow the Jeff took I mean to say that he went into deep thought is maybe an understanding
That was fucking wild. I was expecting a laugh and then somebody to agree or disagree and Jeff went
Well, you asked a question Thought Well, yeah, I think you take a seriously.
Thought you bowed it or what?
I'm about, I'll tell you what I'm about.
Tell me what you're about.
People feel uncomfortable in their own skin
and being happy with their bodies and
terrifying confidence is attractive.
Terrible, I'm being 100% serious.
Like as a 40 damn near 46 year old man now,
like I'm just into people that are into them. So yeah, yeah
Honestly, there's a lot of like confidence is the sexiest
Yeah, as you get older it really becomes a thing like I don't care if you have the I don't care what your bush looks like
Doesn't matter to me. Oh done as long as you're you're rocking the way you want to wear it, right?
You know, yeah, yeah, again, not what I just camera on me not what I asked
He asked if they're coming back. Ask if they were coming back
They're not asking you and think about it. I said come them back. Uh, I
Think everything is back all months. Yeah, yeah
I think that I think that the internet and social media have made the world so large and so small at the exact same time
that there's a weird confluence of generations upon generations
of pop culture all crashing into each other at the exact same time and as soon as the
wave abates another one comes in and it's just non-stop.
So yes, I think everything that's ever been in is currently in.
Yeah, also like fashion and stuff like that is very
Cyclical to boot cut jeans are out though boot cut
Don't wear it. I see that flares are yet coming back. Don't wear boot cut or
Only wear boot cut and then make that your thing. I guarantee you there is a segment of the internet that thinks boot cut jeans right now
Or the fucking shats and better than they've ever been. And that segment is large enough to
sustain the boot cut industry. That's sick. That is so cool. I know you're not
supposed to wear skinny jeans anymore, which is fine. And we're skinny jeans to
begin with. Which me and Jessica are both. Oh no. And well, I'm
least really mad at her. Oh, we are no part of it. I'm in my mid30s. I know that you're not supposed to wear skinny jeans anymore,
but I really think that boot cut jeans were from a time
where people didn't know that clothes were supposed to fit.
So it was like, it's the beginning of everyone
was able to buy clothes that made them look like a model.
You could buy a shirt and be like, whoa shit,
this looks like, it's almost tailored for me,
but in 2002, the gap went fuck that,
big ol' fuckin', these are for your boots.
I'm like, I'm like, converse.
I like the stuff if it's kinda big.
Like that's, it's more comfortable for sure.
Exactly.
Comfort-wise.
And just, I don't know.
It feels more, I don't know,
like sometimes if I'm wearing like
Tightfitting stuff or like figured flattering stuff. I feel like too exposed in certain situations in a weird way
And maybe that's just a very deep-bruted insecurity
Haven't like clearly were you know both in baggy sweaters right now. Yeah, we're in
Lugs I'm're in lugs.
I'm bringing back lugs.
I'm gonna wear boot cut jeans.
I'm thinking polos.
Wow.
Remember striped polos?
You actually pull them off.
You really would.
Pukashell necklace.
Hey, in chat, you would.
Can you tell us if you think Eric would pull off a polo?
And a good show.
You should get a polo with the giant fucking logo though that takes up like half the side.
Oh big like ostentatious Fred Perry just right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now all the way to the top. Yeah, make a statement without making a statement.
How would you wear your hair still has? No, no, no, so so my hair is getting long. I gotta go see I gotta go see Jeffrey
I gotta go see my cool barber
Jeff knows my barber sort of yeah, he's Jeff, he's Jeffrey's, I know, I know love him.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Jeff to Emily is like, oh, he goes to see Jeffrey,
he's like, oh, it's the character.
Fuck yeah, I got rules, Jeffrey's awesome.
I'm thinking, thinking I get cut,
thinking I do like a Jonathan Taylor Thomas middle part.
Oh, so but like, would you do the little curl
that he had like the feet?
No, I think it's
got to be, I think it's got to be like long and then it goes, see, because I can't right
now, people are like, oh, it's like a lot of gray. Yep, this what happens, but if you,
but if I did the middle part, let's see, if I did the middle part, yeah, and then, but
then I did kind of like, okay, there goes. Oh, see, now look like Thomas Dolby. So like, shit.
That changes your entire look.
Just by doing all the stuff.
Yeah.
You know, the last time I grew my hair really long,
I was really into Doom Metal,
and then growing my hair really long
and having like crazy mustache.
And I think you told me my hair was super long
and it had like that middle part
that's where it parted naturally at like that length
and you just went, I don't know.
And I went, meaning there.
I'm guessing this was pre-Rusty Tees.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this a years ago.
Yeah, I had a tax or something like that.
And it was like, might be right.
I got out of that phase because I went to a Doom Metal show and I don't know what happened
but like I passed out like in the middle of the show. I guess I just got overwhelmed by...
By Doom Metal?
By all the droning.
Leap and harsh toad, and I just went,
eehh, and I passed out and I woke up on the floor like this and my friend Derek just went,
what the fuck man?
And then that was...
It was, I got to cut this hair.
45 minutes later and they were still playing the same song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, whoa, this, I couldn't have been out that long and they're like this tomorrow.
Did you quit at Kul Turkey? Yeah, I think, I think it was long and they're like this tomorrow. Did you quit at Kulturki?
Yeah, I think it was just like time to cut the hair. Let's just get it out of here.
But I like changing it up. I don't like keeping the like my look at the same that often.
Yeah, makes it up. Because then you're the guy that people send pictures to and they go,
is this you? And it's a white guy with a mustache and you just go, just fucking unfollow me on Twitter.
Get the fuck out of here. I block it and block so many people. Jesus Christ. Don't send me stuff.
Does this this you? It's not me. I'm me
Fucking me grow up Jesus Christ
This is Eric if you haven't met him you're welcome. Well, what else you thinking about?
Oh, baby. Great. You're on a roll. I'm fired up now
I know all of you would change your looks if you could just go what would you do like what what like if you could completely
Like 360 your look you should do? Like, what, like, if you could completely, like, 360-year look. You should do.
Bleached blonde hair, butt cut.
We're talking like, like that, or talking like,
plastic surgery stuff to.
Oh, anything.
Whoa, went to a, oh my god.
We're in a far place.
Well, you know, we don't know.
Well, you know, we don't know.
plastic surgery immediately.
What do you hate so much about?
Well, I didn't do it.
I am sure about like, what, different cut of jeans, but.
Yeah, which is also probably point out this is Jessica's first production back in studio.
Yeah, we love it off.
You guys haven't been a therapy in a couple weeks.
Welcome to therapy.
Here we are.
Not podcast.
Don't worry, I've been to enough therapy in the last couple weeks for all of us.
Thank you.
I got us covered.
Yeah, okay, great.
Do you have any answers to your therapy?
I mean, you've been my assistant.
I've been with you two together before.
Yeah, I'm back in your exercises. Should we do an exercise together before getting back in your senses.
Should we do an exercise together, like a breathing thing, or what do you do?
What do you like?
What do you like?
My therapist.
Bitch about shit.
Oh, yeah, that's quite the same.
Do you start with anything?
I don't really know.
I've only been to like three therapy sessions.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
It's like, I like the way he laughed at you.
I know.
Oh, fucking really? I did just depends week to week.
It's like, what is it that's making you want to pound your face
into a wall at the most at that moment?
I think you start there.
You start about it.
You talk about it.
Typically.
Yeah.
My therapist makes me do what she calls the wet noodle where you literally
You just take your entire body because we all all of us all the time
We're all stressed. We're all just like this the entire time. She's like you have to like gree like oh, I'm just like
Just she pulls up the wet noodle so every time before we start
I just like completely let go of my body and I just like lay over the chair like I'm kind of like a mental institution person and
And I just breathe for a little bit before we get into it.
Cause you need to, yeah, especially because I'm somebody that has anxiety, so I just hold it inside my body a lot.
So yeah.
So how would you change your look?
Or I think you should do like a Karen O early 2000s.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, like choppy that hair cut, you just got a greats. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, like choppy that
Herkai, you just got a great haircut. Yeah, it's a great beautiful haircut. I'm not not
Not trying to change your entire style. It's true. It's fantastic. I see what you're saying. Yeah, choppy hair cut
Do it like so it's like over the eyes?
Karen style cover those
Lotta like fishnet kind of like with like gold
A lot of like fishnet, kind of like. With like gold ill-fitting dresses.
Yeah, yeah, go down to cover your arms.
You have like a pink tiger strike top
that you've cut too big at the neck.
So it's also kind of like flash dancey
over like the shoulder.
I see this.
Early 2000 scene sort of like art rock.
Yeah, a lot of it's called a raccoon,
a lot of like messy makeup.
Libertines sort of style look. I think that's the jam. Yeah a lot of it's called a raccoon, not like messy makeup. Libertines sort of style look. I
think that's I think that's the jam. Yeah. I say go for it. I think you guys should give me a
makeover. That sounds awesome. Yeah. That would be either the best or worst idea. I mean, it's a
terrible idea. We should do it. Absolutely. I'm down for it. Nothing's permanent. What about you guys?
Fleeting. Yeah. What would you do? I got the lay missed answer. It took me like a very long time to get comfortable in this body.
And with the, it was a long slow process of trying on clothes and tattoos
and fixing those mistakes. I'm pretty happy with where we are.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to change anything.
I like your wisdom now and days, Jeff.
I like, I was thinking about it on a bike ride the other day.
This just gets really dumb.
But I was thinking that I was riding my bike the other day
and I was thinking about what,
I was trying to remember when I was a kid,
trying to connect with who I wanted to be when I grew up.
I'm like trying to remember.
Not, there was a time when I wanted to be a rodeo clown
and then there was a time when I wanted to be an architect.
Sixth grade.
But thinking like, who did I like see myself as?
And I tried to reconnect with that kid and all that would come back as I remember just
thinking like Sunday I'm gonna be this dude who wears like vans and dicks and white t-shirts
and has tons of tattoos and doesn't care about anything.
I was like, I guess I think I nailed that. You're pretty close. and YT Shirtson has tons of tattoos and doesn't care about anything. Mm-hmm.
I was like, I guess I think I nailed that.
Yeah, you're pretty close.
I'm pretty close, but they're,
so still maybe care about so.
And I did wear dicks for a long time.
But, and I thought, yeah, I guess I pretty much nailed it.
So, I'm happy with that.
I think he's just put your tongue like a snake.
Um, that?
And then you have a snake tongue.
I'll say, I am glad.
That would never have appealed to me,
but I am really glad I didn't go down like the piercing
to have it hold.
I see dudes now, and there are like 40s at HB
that have like lobes that hang down
and they're just gonna cut off,
or you just see like, just holes and faces and stuff.
We're watching it.
I don't begrudge anybody for getting it.
More part to you, it's do what you wanna do with your body.
If you think it's beautiful, I do too,
but I'm just glad that I didn't because I could have easily gone from tattoos
into piercings and I could have a lot more holes on my currently.
We're watching a season of Love Island and there's a girl on that episode, like the one
we just watched, who I guess used to have one of those little piercings over her lips,
like a beauty mark kind of piercing.
The Monroe Piercing.
That doesn't wear it anymore, so there's just like a hole.
For the rest of her life.
Yeah, and it's like, that is.
It doesn't go away.
No, I don't think that goes up.
The same goes up here, they don't close away here.
Does your nose not really close up well, either?
I have my nose pierced, it feels, it's pretty close down.
Pretty close, right?
You can see it.
Oh, you can see it.
But it's not open.
No, we should try, it's not like earring.
It's not open, but you can.
I have a hole.
No one knows, it's not open,
but you'll be able to see it from the side.
Yeah, great.
Plug your nostrils,
and blow on your nose, and see how it is.
Let me know if you killed this.
I think if I could change,
I would like, if I was not afraid doing it,
or like having to get my normal hair length back and everything,
I would cut my hair to my like chin and get bangs and dye it black.
Fuck, yeah, that was sick.
Your Arizona circle look,
that character, that black very short bob.
That is the tip, it was a good cut.
Sort of like, what's your face in pulp fiction?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm in the middle of the movie.
I'm in the middle of the movie, yeah.
I would do it, maybe someday,
but I think like, when you have blonde hair growing in,
it looks like I think that would be cool.
That's a cool look.
I'm only going to wear blue jeans, I'm only wearing blue jeans,
I'm only wearing white shirts,
I'm gonna shave my head almost all the way
and then bleach my hair, look like 99 Eminem.
There you go.
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Heckstravaganza.
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I'll say as a guy as a behind the scenes guy now.
I do a lot of moving and shaking behind these scenes. I'm behind them
just start the company for the most for the most part except for whenever Gus and Gavin are available and like I said they just take the books off my
To crypt and then they come on in
Yeah, you're like is it time again?
them again. I'm like, oh, take a diet coke. And out of when they sat down and they said, hey, we're
going to do this month of fucking shows.
And they had all the ideas.
The Good Morning from Helen was the first one that came in
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I agree.
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that Christaarice.
That guy likes to make decks.
He puts a lot of work into his decks.
He does.
He does.
Very, very crazy.
Yeah.
That's his thing.
That's his thing.
That's his thing.
So anyway, this Friday, good morning from hell.
So many decks from Chris.
Yeah.
At this point.
Now that I'm a creative director and have to funnel in these decks for things,
he's good, he's great at them.
Yeah, but it's like, it's work.
When I got the original Black Box down deck,
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Yeah, that in the good morning from Hell one,
where it was like, oh, I think this is how we launch
podcasts surround here.
I now I get it.
Yeah, I set the standard.
Can we announce the fuck face thing?
Are you asking me? Yeah, aren't you the producer? Yeah, but you're the guy. You're the showrunner. Here guys, I'll make this
decision for you. Yeah, go ahead Jeff. I thought I already announced it.
No, it's probably on an episode. Oh, I was probably not out yet. Yeah. Oh, uh, yeah, we're doing the
fuck face break. It was such a, such an error problem mistake-free
success that went off of the hitch.
Someone say the best production out-of-the-gate we've ever done from a technical and entertainment
and-
I would say just tam-
I'm a time management standpoint.
Tam-
Tam management as well.
And so you, the audience, you demanded, you said you said damn it rooster teeth
Damn it all rooster teeth the damn we're not gonna put up with it
If you don't make the goddamn show again make the fucking goddamn fucking show again
So you talk about wine and I say I also count that's okay
We'll do that so then we did we're doing it and it's gonna be
Check this out. I'm gonna get it right June 25th, boom. It was a Friday. Yep from three to five PM normal people time
That would be four to six on the east coast that would be two to five three four mountain time
It'd be one to three on the California time. Yeah, I don't know what it is in Hawaii
Or what is it the Cook Islands are the most ahead or behind?
I don't know what time it is in the Cook Islands
if you're watching.
You're gonna have to do, but you honestly,
if you're in the Cook Islands,
you probably are used to this.
Yeah, right.
So that's something that you do
with the whole of the time.
Same goes to you, American Samoa,
Guam, the Philippines, anywhere.
I don't know what your time zones are right now.
But if you wanna come, just use our central time.
Three to five central, June 25th,
fuck face break shit, part is the two hour when this time.
Yes.
We're gonna break all kinds of other shit.
And I got something special for Eric.
I'll be in the same stuff for Gavin.
I got special stuff for Andrew.
I got a little stuff for me.
And I got special stuff for fan Jack.
Yep, fan Jack. Regular fan Jack. Regular fan Jack. And maybe even some a little special for me and I got special stuff for fan Jack. Yep, fan Jack.
Regular fan Jack.
Regular fan Jack.
And maybe even some of the special for you.
Wow.
Wow.
So if you wanna see that first one,
it's on YouTube and it's also on the site.
You can watch it if you're in another country
like Japan or Australia or the Seychelles
or Morocco.
Belarus.
Yeah. France. Yeah.
Uh, France, Germany.
There's a litany of countries that this show is available on.
I just don't know what time it is in your country.
Do you think it'll start on time?
If you text or do not,
if you tweet me, tweet me and say,
Hey, Jeff, what time does it start in my country?
Uh, I'll say, that's a great question to forward to Eric,
because he's a producer.
And there's a, actually coming out, just tweet Eric, I would go to Eric, maybe, tweet Eric
and say, Eric, you're supposed to tell me what time it starts in my country.
You'll, I'll block you, I'll unblock you and then you'll tweet at me and go, I notice
I don't follow you anymore and then I won't reply to that but know that I saw it.
And he will answer your question.
Thank you.
Wow, that was, I was like, I was like, I was just talking about that.
But you said, I've never heard of anything.
That's the thing about this company. We're making so much stuff and there's so much stuff to be
excited about and then we never talk about it until the day before and then everyone goes,
too sure.
I missed it.
Or we do the opposite.
We're talking about things like day five, four years before we actually make day five.
We should start talking about day five now.
Guys, check out day five.
It's wherever, your local FYG
has a DVD or a VHS on the side.
You think it's probably on the side again at this point?
Yeah.
Should be on the side.
I think so.
I actually have no idea.
It was a fun, I like that series.
It's a great series.
Did you also see that they're making a movie?
That is essentially day five.
I think it's the opposite.
It's the opposite of day five.
I think the premise is that no one can sleep.
Not like, why is it step here?
It's your day off.
What are you doing?
I'm stuck in the chair.
I think the premise of day five is you sleep, you die.
The premise of this movie is no one can sleep,
but this one girl can, this one little girl can,
which leads to the funniest part in the trailer,
where like, it's a bunch of like military,
like drawing down on like this family.
And the little girl goes, I can sleep, I can sleep.
And it was like cool.
I thought it was.
They were allowed, like they, if they sleep, they die.
I thought it was the exact same kind of.
No, if you fall asleep, the body snatchers put you in a pod.
They wrote you become, you become, that's the, you become, they're invading you, they take over you and you become a pod they really know that's a different you become that's the
you become they're invading you they take over you
and you become a part of a different thing I I'm
pretty sure this I think the movie I might be wrong
and maybe you're right maybe you're right maybe you're
right Jeff Goldblum in it no Donald Donald Sutherland
70
you're saying ignore that Barbara you think it's I
think it's if you don't
just a cut in the body snatchers
it's called
cool man I think it's, I think it's if you don't include Jessica. And they're just the body snatchers. So it's called.
Cool, man.
I'm just, I'm just vibing over here.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
So yeah, I think we should promote the stuff
that we're excited about.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
There's a lot going on here.
And it's hard.
I can only imagine from an audience perspective,
trying to keep up with everything we're all making all the time
But also maybe not everything you maybe you have
Hopefully we're not everything, you know what I mean? We're people are like I like this. That's fine
Maybe this was not for you. Yeah, that's all good. Maybe you're just looking at it. You go, you know what?
Not this one and that's fine. Maybe you don't like theme parks
Maybe or maybe you don't know you like theme parks yet until you listen to 17 or 18
Episodes of annual past all is in this dickhead. I think I think
I'm like I'm fine. The only thing only thing better than we've recorded a hundred the only thing better
The only better than listening to podcasts about
Theme parks is listening to podcasts about theme parks where I make fun of Jack on occasion. That's fine
I could see the appeal. I'm telling you down though. Yeah, it's not the vibe of the show. Yeah, I'm a lot more
Supportive show positive show. So I don't I don't shit on too much. I'll show them here though
Every chance I get anywhere else, but I won't shit on them there. It's all right. It's dumb mouth
It's all about where you are. It's all about your environment. Yeah, where to shit on people the right time right place
Like right now Peter Hayes in the chat just said Eric never promotes the stuff I do Gifts I'm supposed to promote fucking gifts dude. Hey guys check out
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Hey, love Peter.
You guys don't know this, but if you want Ericness,
cause I have to run everything by the producer.
I brought props for today.
A fun game.
I got a funny story I wanted to tell,
but then I thought I can't tell it
because I got to wait to tell it somewhere else.
I wanna know.
Because we record our stupid podcast so far in advance,
I can't, it's a good thing. Two episodes, it's trying to get them to make a stupid podcast so far in advance. I can't.
It's two episodes trying to get them to make a make up for it.
To make up for it.
I brought props.
I thought we could a little bit because you guys are invited to the fuck face
break shit.
By the way, Paul does you're not invited.
You know now don't show up.
I mean, I was.
I'm.
We're through this. You guys are totally invited. It's the producer says you can talk. Just like you know now don't show up. Okay, I mean I was going to be honest. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
And we're going to have to work through this in there.
You guys are totally invited if the producer says you can go.
I'm going to talk to the audience.
I'm going to touch my therapist about it.
But I feel like we have a thing that we've been doing for a long time.
We'll talk to the therapist later.
We have a thing that we've been doing for a long time, the fuckface breaks shit.
All the way since the beginning.
And what's the call?
It's called the pack sack.
What?
And I made this myself.
And I'm trying to call it in. It's not what? Pack sack. Whoa! And I made this myself. That's not kind of quality.
Pack sack, but that's not what the sack says.
All right, so it is true.
It says sack pack.
And here's why.
Look at the unicorn.
Because I got excited.
And I made it wrong.
And I realized I put sack too high.
And I didn't know how to, I ironed the transfers on.
I ironed them on.
Oh, it was supposed to be past that.
So I made it back.
So at the top of the bag.
Yeah, so I didn't know how to take them off
after I ironed them on.
So we just went with it.
But I decided to.
Jessica looks terrified.
I decided to try to obscure it a little bit by making,
but I put a cool Disney castle here.
Oh, it's so shiny too.
It's a unicorn.
It's a basketball.
Now all you're doing are sports represented.
There's a football and basketball and the other ones.
There you go.
Oh, you're doing sports.
Anyway, and inside it, this is the pack sack.
Well, a lot of people call it a sack pack,
but it's not a pack sack.
And in it are a bunch of mystery packs from who knows what?
And you can pull it out. And then everybody can can pull it out and then you can all open them and
then we can look at them on camera. Oh wow. So it's like a mini. Just so you take one and
pass it down. A mini break shits. It's a mini short face break stuff. Yeah. That's
probably what I'm going to call this. That's probably the title of this. I have to remember
mini fuck face break shit is the title of the episode. I have to go home and do metadata
after this thing. I'm just gonna take a few things.
Got it.
Just take one.
Oh, just one.
Jessica grabbed a handful.
Just take one.
That's for you.
And then you can pass that on to.
Sheesh.
And then he'll take one.
And is this for us to keep?
No, I'm gonna open it up and we're gonna see what they are.
Okay.
And if it's anything I really, really want,
then I'll take it.
Uh-huh.
Until then, it's your heads.
What do you get?
Oh wow.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Here I'll open one too. Oh, we love to trade.
Why, let's everybody look at what we got.
Okay, you can trade.
I'll take that sec out.
Where did you get?
I got 1991 premium hockey cards, 12 of them.
Wow.
Wow.
Here, Barbara, why did you get this?
I got Disney's Pocahontas, five cards, plus one pop out card per pack.
I got rock, rap, and pop stars,
pro set, superars, music cards,
80 new collectible cards.
We don't rock and roll trip down under, probably 90 more.
I have two boxes of those on top of that.
So if you like, if that's your sweet spot,
I got more free of pop.
Queen O'Bent, I have exotic dreams,
art, collectible cards.
Wow, that's a good one.
For me, saw this, he would be so pissed,
he hates openings.
Yeah, he does. But guess what?
But guess what?
Does he actually guess what?
Ah!
He's not here!
He only likes it if there's a big newton.
Oh, y'all, these smell good.
Yeah, no, definitely smell them.
They will smell like your childhood.
They smell like the mighty.
Wow.
They do smell so good.
You got Mr. Big, Randy Rhodes!
Oh!
Wow!
I got you looking at me looking at you.
These are tons of people I don't know.
I got a Jaguar, a Ferrari, a Mercedes, a 1980 BMW M1.
I have a BMW, but it's not an M1, it's a different M.
1956 Ford Thunderbird, 1988 Ford Fett.
Oh!
This pecs nuts.
Dude, this is mine, this is the one, Dude, this is mine. I like this one.
Can I take another one?
It's the 1989.
Look at this.
Aston Martin.
Dude, I can build a ZM on that.
No, no.
It's a Aston Martin Volante.
That's Gabby.
Gavin's always wanted to ask the Martin.
I got one first.
Oh, Jessica looked at all of her hockey cards and then went, can I have a different one?
Yeah, we'll give you a different one, Jessica.
Don't worry.
Let me tell you right now.
Jimmy Page. Randy Rhodes. Don't worry. Let me tell you right now Jimmy page
Randy Rhodes cheap trick
Lionel Richie cheap chick's great primus
Madonna C and C music factory fire house
What the fuck this one be called third base B.A.S.S
S their base. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, their
Pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop there you go
What's the cheap tricks one of their main songs again? I want you to want me
That's that's them Here you go and it's great. You can pick another one since you got hockey and nobody looks like damn
That's cool. Well, part do you like hockey? I do like hockey, but not much is poke on his
Hanna's cards stuck together. Oh, no, actually there. Okay. Sometimes these are
Although did say there was five plus a pop out pop out card, but I can't really three cards
Yeah, so I will preface this I have been collecting and if you're a fuck face breaks shit fan you know this but I
community member I don't like that word
I have been collecting every time I you know this, but I, a community member, I don't like that word.
I have been collecting every time I, every weekend
that I can, I go to yard sales, I go to antique malls,
around central Texas, I will drive three hours
in any direction, and then I buy every weird pack
of cards that I can find.
I've gone on road trips up to Detroit over the last year
and back buying cards, and so everything that's in that bag is cards that I can find. I've gone on road trips up to Detroit over the last year and back buying cards and so everything that's in that bag
is something that I found somewhere in the world.
Wow.
This is awesome.
I think I have to give this one to Blaine.
These are the Terminator two-touch Monday.
Wow, that is cool.
Yeah, I love.
I mean, you get into Blaine for sure.
I hate to talk.
I just want to see him.
I'm excited about this.
This is a great, so this is a top handle.
Oh, two top handle.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's on a motorcycle.
This isn't a time in music where no one look good.
Yeah.
And it's really a bummer because bunny Carlos
from Cheap Trick, the drummer from Cheap Trick,
always intentionally looked bad.
Like he always had a cigarette hanging out of his mouth
and he had a white button up shirt and a tie.
Always wear sunglasses.
You just got bunny Carlos fucking sick. They made bunny Carlos dress up in clothes and it's like that white button up shirt and like a tie. Always wear sunglasses, you're just like, this guy bunny carlos fucking sick.
They made bunny carlos dress up like in clothes
and it's like that's a bar.
Bunny carlos fucking sick.
I don't know.
I think cheap trick, it's very underrated band,
an American rockin' roll.
Dude, this is the car of the fucking day, I think.
It's Terminator 2, the T-1000 dispatches Lewis the guard.
It's the moment when the T-1000 puts his fucking finger through Lewis's eyeball. That's so sick.
Commemorate. You give that to boy.
I have to get another name.
I do.
I do. I do.
I do.
I don't know if you can tell, but it's like a 3D guy.
Oh, what a fucking me go.
Shoot now.
Get ready.
You're fucking right.
Dr. Raul.
I'm going to meet.
Go.
Dude. This is awesome. I'm so surprised you let us kind of like go through You're ready to face! You've jumped around! The Rhythmal Ball! I love you, Mido.
Mido, this is awesome.
I am so surprised you let us kind of like go through these
and open them.
Yeah, put our grimy hands over there.
Yeah, they're for you guys, enjoy.
I was kidding, just kidding.
Just get going.
Just get trying to get more.
I mean, if there was like a $100,000 card, I'd be getting.
Do you think any of these are worth $100,000?
I don't know, I'm just excited.
Well, that's the thing about Fuckface,
is that they're worth what you decide they're worth.
Wow. These are baseball bubble gum cards, Jeff. Well, that's the thing about fuckface is that they're worth what what you decide there were
Wow, these are baseball bubble gum cards Jeff
They can open that one, but if you get a domed Zimmer or a page of Martinez, I have to take it
Yeah, you can open that one only if you eat the gum and you have to eat the gum and you have to eat the gum
Yeah, I will eat Trevor. Trevor wants me to get him a card
Okay, yeah, could I pick a new pack for
Yeah, you can have this line of Ricky card. Okay, whatever. No, no, I got a full new pack for? You can have this Lionel Richie card. Okay, whatever it is.
No, no, I got a full new pack for them.
The funny thing about a pack sack is it's pretty full and heavy,
but that's about half of the cards I have for the pack sack.
A sack pack makes more sense because it's like backpack, but it's sack pack.
No, it does not. It's a sack.
It does not.
It does not.
Yeah, right.
So it's a pack sack would make more sense.
Who are you looking for, Jeff?
I'm looking for Don Zimmer or Pedro Martinez. All right Trevor when we get him for Trevor when we getting for Trevor
I keep grabbing too many. Yeah, but they have
You get
The Flintstone
We we've got some more Flintstones related stuff coming up for part two Flintstones the movie is gonna be a thing with us. I think if you like this small
Break shit, then you should definitely check out the YouTube video
and
June 25th this is also not like this is not the cartoon Flintstones. This is the live action live action Flintstones
Anything good you might have got some modern stone age movie cards and one stick. You got a Roger Clemens, dude
That is a really washed out fucking card look at that that guy
Great baseball player none of the sketchy
Got real weird got real weird
Yeah, he really did can we just get the camera just go while she eats this gum. Oh, yeah the gum
I thought that there were cards that were actually gum, but it really is just as one piece of gum
You thought how is this?
How is this?
How is this?
How is this?
How is this?
How is this?
Yeah.
It's a baseball, it's this freaking bubble gum cards.
I would think the same thing.
I thought the cards were a bubble gum.
Yeah.
That's exciting.
How old is this again?
1990.
So probably 89.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no.
That is at least 32 years old.
Nothing just completely shattered in her mouth.
It's gone.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a turn to powder.
Yeah, um, musical.
You might not want to eat it.
I'm not going to eat it.
You can get up and just put it out somewhere else.
There's a trash can.
I'm gonna check it with my body.
Yeah.
Those are strategically placed.
Oh, well, perfect.
Gross.
Thanks, Jeff, that was fun.
I was excited.
That was a little fun little activity.
What a, yeah.
Gross.
You're gonna keep these forever.
Oh, it's the Wing Game rules.
Let's see.
When I'm old.
When I'm old, when we're all long past Ruchochief in our old age, I'm gonna look at these and I'm old trail. Yeah, and when when when we're all long past Roushichith in our old age
I'm gonna look at these and I'm gonna remember this moment. You can remember Jessica and Eric
Tencent card discount damn
Scratching win dude. I don't mind. No, don't work. Do you know what I do? Oh here?
Whoa, yeah, we don't know something a bottle opener is good for
Here it is here. It is one million dollars.'t need a bottle opener. It's something a bottle opener is good for. Here it is, here it is, $1 million.
This is, sorry mate, try again.
I hate you Australia.
Really?
Oh.
I love Australia.
These were great.
I've been in a real mood where I'll listen to the Smiths,
but then I sing it in an Australian accent.
I think that's fun.
I think.
To guys, I y'all saw,
Gilfriendina cameo. Oh, I know I know
Will you also sound like you sound like Romeo and Michelle?
Yeah, high school. Are you?
She's selling Romeo. It's pretty good
Dude, I love that. Hey, she wanted to count it me or is that mere serving? Yeah, mere serving
She's being more stuff. Well, uh, it was a Weinstein thing, right? Yeah, she got Weinstein fucked up.
I didn't realize her dad was Paul Sorvino.
Paul Sorvino, I don't know how I never connected those dots.
Yeah.
Cool fucking dude, that Paul Sorvino.
Paul Sorvino is fucking sick.
Did you let, I think it's Brandy and Snoop Dogg are related?
Yeah, they're like cousins, I think.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
And I was like, that's, yeah.
There's like a lot of celebrities that are related
to each other.
It's almost like it's a business of nepotism.
Mm.
Have you been different?
Yeah, some really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that actually came up.
Have you guys heard of Dear Evan Hansen, the musical?
Yes.
Jessica, I'm sure you have.
There is a, they're making a movie based on the musical.
And the kid is supposed to be Evan Hansen,
I think, is supposed to be 16 years old,
or in high school,
or some sort.
They're using an actor that I'm blanking on his name,
but he's like 27 or 20?
Yes.
Or he's like in his late 20s or early 30s,
and he's playing a 16 year old, which is very strange.
Instead of using the guy who actually is in the musical,
who's like in his late teens, early 20s,
who actually looks like a teenager,
and is in the musical
The producer or director of the film. It's his dad Ben Platt's dad
That rules. Yeah, so it's like okay, that's so cool. Just realize guys one day if you're watching this one day You too can get to a point in business where you can just hire your friends whether they're good at it or not
Especially if you have kids who just graduated from college,
and then you go, mm, you're in charge of HR now,
and then your kid shows up sometime.
I could be completely wrong,
but he might have been the original cast on Broadway.
I think he might have been.
So it's, but still,
correct?
That is correct.
Oh, okay.
It's kind of like how Lance Stroll's dad bought the team.
Now he can be an F1 racer.
Yep.
Oh, he's really fucking good.
So, you know,
well, still like if you're saying like,
they should test to be that age.
Right, really?
If it doesn't go to be in the bad bastards of baseball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was Kurt Russell's dad on the baseball team
and then Kurt Russell just played like shortstop
for a couple seasons.
Yeah.
But Kurt Russell is maybe the greatest man to ever live
so he can kind of just do whatever he wants
You know what I mean he was Santa Claus. He was a Pliskin this he
Played baseball he was Walt Disney's last words that guy's fucking
Russell rule he was
He started the only overboard
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so such a great movie. Mm-hmm. Not this bullshit remake such a great. Oh, they made they we made over
Yeah, I did not know that I'm not happy about who was in the remake look it up right now
Yeah, why don't they an a fairest maybe yes an a fairest that's so weird. I did not know I like as well
But the movie was perfect. Yeah, yeah, no it was
I did not know who I like as well, but the movie was perfect. Yeah, yeah, no, it was.
And it holds up.
And I think that's where they met, right?
Him and, um, was it Goldie Hall?
Goldie Hall.
I thought that that's where they still together.
Still together.
They never married.
And then there, and then, uh, Kurosles kid, I don't know if it's their kid together,
but Kurosles kid was Captain America and the new, well, not real Captain America, fake
Captain America and the, and the burden, uh, was a fuck. Keep going, keep going. It's the burden was a fucking keep going keep going.
It's the name burdens over our arm.
What's the name of the burden?
So we're burdened the bee.
What the fuck's the name of the show?
Now you got to keep going until you get it.
Oh no.
What's it do?
It's fucking.
Halkin.
Halkin.
Falcon.
Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.
Falcon, Falcon, Falcon, and wind.
Falcon.
Oh, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.
Oh, Falcon, Falcon, Falcon.
There you go.
Falcon and Hawker.
There you go. I like Hawker. There was a moment there at the beginning where I didn't know what show you were referencing. Falcon oh
I like hawk arm. There was a moment there at the beginning where I didn't know what show you are
Barbara and appeared that neither of us did oh
Yeah, it's an aferis and that dude yeah, Eugeneio Derbes
He's funny. I don't know if that is funny. That was fun to watch Jessica go. He's funny.
He was in, uh, how to be a Latin lover, I think. Wow. I don't know. I'm terrible with his character. He's character. He recognized him and go that guy. That guy. Yeah, for sure.
That guy. You know, I just watched Twirgo the other day for the first time. Oh, yeah TV show. Yeah, oh movie. Yeah, the movie
Okay, it's also when she was so great in it. She's great everything. Yeah, she's great and everything except its award speeches
Right, you know that most recent one was
I don't know I don't die just weird. Yeah, and her acceptance speeches are like I
Thought this year's was weird, but not nearly as weird as the one for the billboards one. That one was
really out there. I did not see that one but I saw this most recent one at the
Oscars or Golden Globes. I feel like I would be terrible at making an award speech
because I'd be so fucking nervous. Easiest thing I'm going to do. All you
get to do is go, oh my god, thank you so much. This is the best day of my life.
I can't believe it and walk away. That's nobody ever does that.
That's 100 words more than Joe Pesci said.
When he just walked out, he killed,
Joe Pesci fucking killed it.
He killed it.
And that was it.
Yeah.
He raised the, thank you.
And walked off and you went,
the coolest guy, the coolest fucking guy.
Yeah, awesome.
Awesome.
That's probably what I would do,
because like, because people are like,
I want to thank this person and these guys
and this producer and my family and these,
and it's like, I won't remember any single name if I ever. And I thought I want to thank this person and these guys and this producer and my family and these and it's like
I won't remember any single name if I ever
And that's what I'm going to do this year if I win employee of the year for the third year in a row
I'm just going to walk up and just go thank you and then walk off
Have you actually have you yeah yeah, I'm too I'm too for last year in the year before I
Said that I am the employee of you. I was gonna say we don't even I don't think we even do employee. Yeah, no
I want it to touch.
We don't even know.
I want it both times.
And I will be winning it again.
Yeah!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Hey, Ashley, is this the Jeff?
Hey, Jeff.
Thank you.
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He does what it has deserved. It's so funny. And it's not like he's got a lot to work with.
You know, so it's like he does the best. He does the best. I best he can get. I have a fantastic team in broadcast.
That's true.
I have.
I don't know that.
Yeah.
Here's the thing about broadcast.
If I was working for a different department,
maybe I jumped out of window.
But, but when I work with, but when I'm ready to jump out
of window and then I go Patrick, I'm going to jump out
of window and he goes, let's work on it.
And I go, great. I feel so much better
Yeah, no Brock at the Brock scene. They're just
You can best Nicholas made a speech. What do you get the camera? What do you think you're doing?
Hey, I don't even get back to work
Eric and say you could be on camera
There it is. I missed that voice.
Hadn't heard it in 20 minutes.
Here we are.
I'm great in short bursts.
Welcome to the hour and a half long podcast.
At least you know that about yourself.
Oh, I'm under.
You're short, but very aware.
I know.
I know my wheelhouse.
It's spelled H-A-U-S.
And I know where I work.
And I know where I don't I'm not I'm not so
Blinded by the fame and the all the war yeah, the fellow
I've been here almost 10 years and never on a single award this come
I never
Really yeah, because I think I like I don't want to release to the point where like we didn't have any sort of like
Recognition awards. I think and then like once the want to release to the point where like we didn't have any sort of like recognition awards
I think and then like once the company kept growing it's like
There's a lot more talented people here now that I
Oh you just you work your ass off you should I mean everyone does so it's like, you know, but for you
That's a surprising for you that's surprising don't I'm gonna tell you what if you guys went the air a grout and gave yourself
So what yeah, you could just do it right now if you want each other
Creative director of the year. Oh wow
Like producer of the year
Wow, thank you. Thank you. So thank you so much. I think Eric Eric can now that's for Jessica
Eric can give it I know the producer can award Jessica producer of the year
And I was creative director before in the old days, huh?
So I can I can vouch for your creative Cancer can award Jessica producer of the year and I was creative director before in the old days.
So I can vouch for your creative best job.
Great.
Great director of the year, right?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Wow, that's great.
Jessica, you beat out Hannah and Trevor and those idiots in California.
Good job.
Jessica, they didn't deserve it.
You did.
Nope.
Nope, they're way more deserving.
You're doing your best. So anyway, thank you.
I was looking good.
Nice.
Just got to watch this show for you.
Just got one you have this.
So thank you, the sandalwood one, the worst kind.
Thank you.
Smells like shoes.
I love sandalwood.
Sandalwoods to Lish.
It smells like what's called sandalwood?
I don't know.
I don't know what sandals would sandalwood. Is that a real type of wood?
Sand it might a dumbass right now
According to Jeff. Yes, find out about two and a half years ago. Definitely comments. Yeah confirming
She didn't know what fucking dumbass
Dude the scent I need like candle smells. That's like a woody kind of scent. I'm all about it
Mawokey and I like the new fuck face air freshener scent
What is that?
Waffle bomb it smells like a waffle explosion. Yeah, so like maple maple syrup
Yeah, and
Doh, I don't know waffle and sir. Yeah, it Doe. I don't know. Waffle and syrup.
Yeah, it's like sweet, but in like almost like a sickly way.
Because it's supposed to be because the, well, it was a whole thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Andrew made some waffle mix and he left it on his desk for,
what, like, two months?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, and then we made him smell it.
And then we made, then we captured that scent and we made an air fresher.
Would it be the best or worst idea to put Andrew panton and christameris on a podcast together?
I just don't know what it would be. I don't know what you would get. I don't I don't know what you would get
I feel like they have similar tendencies of just like I think the problem most unfortunate circumstances it'd be like
It'd be like...
There would be no one to lead the chaos. That's true. It would just be like, I don't think it would ever get started.
Yeah, it was because of me.
I was saying, um, uh, and Andrew's going, I don't know what to say.
Yeah, they're great when you can spin them up,
but if there's no one to spin them up, I don't know that they would,
they don't spin each other up.
I'm just saying it's an interesting experience.
That would be interesting.
It would be fucking weird.
Because I mean, any podcast you're on to a degree, someone has to kind of take the lead,
right?
And like drive the conversation.
And if you have those two together, it would be interesting to see like as a social
experiment, who would take that natural leadership position.
Now I kind of want to make this happen and we should wager on it.
I have to.
Yeah.
Feel like Andrew would say Andrew.
I feel like he would try to host.
I feel like he would try the Chris is much older than him.
Uh-huh.
Much.
Chris is my 100. So.
Percent older.
Definitely be weird.
Yeah.
I just, I think Andrew would try to host.
I think he would try.
You know, like when you try to like get him to do the intro
or the outro, I think he would try.
What's up, everyone?
It's,
well, ah!
How do I, what am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?
Nobody but me.
We've done a year of them.
We've done 51. And when you ask him to do an outro, How do I, how do I, how do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I, what do I doing this all my life. And acting, I have to memorize lines.
I don't know what happens with these intros and outros.
Something about entering a podcast,
it's also like, especially when you're hosting one,
you have to be thinking about a billion things
at the same time.
And so when someone's like, all right, just say blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
I forgot everything you just said.
I think it's because you have to get it exactly right.
And you have to make sure you hit,
especially with HBO's, hit all of their specific things.
Yeah, because we were the official podcast, I don't know, I'm doing quotation marks.
We were the official podcast for the very first time.
Yeah.
And I don't know, I'm just degrading myself here for no reason.
We were number one on Apple Music and Apple Podcasts for post shows, and we were official with HBO. Yeah. But it's like
whenever you're doing something official like that, you have to get like the talking points
right and make sure you say like, like all the things you have to say properly and exactly
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No, you know how far earlier we're talking about how like in podcasts, there's somebody that's always kind of like taking charge and leading.
Is that always you? You're very much a talker. You're always just like the loudest person in the room.
So it's just so easy.
Is it naturally, but it's because, but like,
or do you just, like, did we end the podcast or not?
No, no.
Oh, what's that?
It was over.
We'll probably do a short, it did a great job.
Yeah, right.
But we have to do a little, give me that.
We have to put in the flower.
Give it, give it 10 minutes and we'll stop it.
Yeah, we'll go to 10, 15 and then,
the thing evening.
The thing about, I just think that was really good.
Thank you.
The thing about podcasts is that, yes,
someone naturally has to like sort of go and drive the thing.
And when no one is going to do that,
it's like being in a meeting that got called by somebody
but no one has ownership of.
Or that person isn't there.
Yes, and I'll just, I'm just taking over
and I'm going, here's the agenda.
Here's what we're doing.
We're getting in and out in 15 minutes.
I have too many things to do to where this drags on
for 35.
So you're always the one to do it because no one else will.
100%.
If someone else is willing to do it,
like if someone is like,
I'm going to strongly host this meeting, this podcast,
I'll sit Michael with Face Jam and everything.
Boom, take it away, he's got it. And that's fine.
Jordan, he, Michael does the intro. Jordan does the outro.
I don't have to do either. And we got it.
Here's the deal. Because I feel like you're looking at me
intently here.
I would say I don't, as if I don't do those things.
But he, that's not always, that's not what's going on.
You don't, do that's not what's going on on my fucking podcast.
You don't Gavin to do those things.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal. Here's the fuck.
We start episodes and there's no beginning. It just, it's in the middle of a conversation. Here's the deal. Andrew to do is the fuck. We start episodes and there's no beginning.
It just is in the middle of a conversation.
That's a dial.
And there's four minutes in.
And then four minutes in, somebody goes to the podcast,
start every time.
Every, so, every time.
So there's two things going on there.
One, you can't get three people together
that are that excited to get into it and talk to each other
that have been holding off from talking to each other all week
And then not having just fucking go just running out the gates just out the gates like it's the church hill downs
And we were fucking we're hopped up on performance enhancing horse drugs, right?
And then the other thing is I have been doing this for 111 years
And I'm tired and I'm tired. I'm tired of doing so much heavy lifting my entire
fucking life. I got two other much younger, much more interesting little idiots on the
podcast with me that are we're supposed to be a comedy triangle. No end to the triangle
is bigger than the other. They're fucking identical, right? So I want to do an identical
triangle's edge amount of fucking intros and outros. I should only have to do 33% of it.
And it doesn't work that way.
So when I try to incorporate the other little shit
mouth into it.
Yeah, I think the problem you're gonna encounter there is.
Is that there's lazy, worthless people?
Yeah, you're choosing a triangle with two people
who are never gonna be a corner.
You've already, like, floating in the middle there.
We already had a conversation.
You're right, though, for what you're asking for.
Yeah, you're just a little, I just want to, I just want somebody else to do it every once in a conversation. You're right though for what you're asking for what you want. You just did follow a little. I just want to know a little. I just want
somebody else to do it every once in a while. Get just gone. No. You're a great co-host.
When we did the other ad reads, every bad ass. I never asked anybody else to do the ad
reads. I do 100% of the ad reads. One time Andrew did them because I was gone. Only
52 weeks of ad reads. I've done them all. All I'm saying is maybe Andrew could do an intro.
Once in a while. Maybe Gavin could do an outro once in a while.
But that's, but we've already established and you've already said that Andrew is not
that person.
We've had a conversation, in fact, on this very podcast, mere minutes ago, where we said
that he was not that person.
Doesn't mean that we can't strive to teach him.
You think that's teaching?
When the episode Barbara,
yes.
When the episode starts and then it's somebody going
to the podcast start and Jeff goes,
yeah, and Andrew goes, I wasn't recording.
Is that a teachable moment?
Maybe there should be someone going,
all right, let's roll all around.
I agree, but like,
there should be, however, right. Let's roll all around. I agree. But like there should be however
Maybe should be the producer these three people who apparently can't wait to talk to each other or whatever
Already talking and then you go okay, so we'll just do the intro and we'll get right into it
Nobody does the intro. It's just conversation and it all starts the only reason the podcast starts at the time that it does
The only reason it starts at the time that it does is because
cast starts at the time that it does. The only reason it starts at the time that it does
is because Andrews early, I am early, Jeff is early,
and then Gavin is on time.
That's a surprise.
He doesn't have time.
He doesn't have time.
No, no, no, no.
On purpose.
He gets there at the stroke of whatever clock.
The deal is though, dude, I agree with you.
The problem is Andrew never fucking hits record,
but listen, I get in there 12.45. I'm going to say the same thing. Let's say the podcast starts at the listen, I get in there 12.45.
Let's say the same thing.
Let's say the podcast starts at 20.
I get into 230.
I start recording.
I get a 255.
I start recording.
I get a 259.
I start recording.
I start recording.
You do, Gavin does it.
Everybody does it because that's the way you do it.
Andrew is just dumb.
You get a camera on Jessica real quick.
She's just texting.
It's just, I think she's texting Barbara.
I hate this.
Can I see you tell you going, please help.
No, there's nothing to help.
I will say though, I have listened to a few episodes
of Fukrace.
Enjoy it very much.
I like how you guys do the show.
How there's like a very unstructured chaotic intro.
It's part of the chart.
What did that case think?
It was a perfect.
Yeah.
I think it suits the show that you guys are not
coordinated or professional in any sort of capacity.
Trying to grow or get new people to listen or sell merchandise.
It's like trying to watch three people play basketball
with their shoes tied to each other.
Yeah.
That's a great analogy.
I wonder if they'd be interested in listening to the behind the scenes shit that goes on with
all of our shows.
Oh, I think so.
It's just fascinating.
I want to know guys watching like this is fascinating for you.
I think people can't get enough of this because I'm more than happy to talk about what
goes on behind this.
Go!
Some of these drops of bomb.
So we're going to start a new podcast called Spill the Tea.
You guys want to spilled the RT.
Wow, that's a way better.
That's probably the best title we've ever come up with here.
And we came up with a achievement hunter.
Jeff is looking at me like.
I'm really, I'm really proud of you.
Yeah, thank you.
That's a really good one.
Yeah, and my 10 years now I can get my awards.
That's a great career.
Director of the Canterals,
but you're a good kind of name and right there
Thank you
Oh man
Oh really, you're a good...
Goddamn
That's great
Is this a form of therapy?
It's so cool
It might be
No, I feel like we've had this conversation
And I'll like, yeah
My whole reason I was asking
Just a person
The whole reason I was asking you this question is
Because you're such a strong personality
I just thought like whenever you enter the room. It's just like it's Eric time. I try not to for some stuff
But then there's but then there's other stuff where I just go like this is I just have to someone's got to do something
A lot of my life is led by going
Someone has to do something because a lot of times nobody's doing anything
Well, here's the problem of Eric if you do that too much people will start relying on you too much.
That is welcome to the position I found myself in.
Welcome to Vienna like a person in some degree.
Hey can you be cast in this?
No I cannot.
What?
What?
Yeah I'm too busy I can't do it.
What? Are you doing it? Is that you doing that noise?
No, it's not.
That's the response that I get.
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's how it feels.
That's what the response feels like.
It's a bunch of different people going, boi!
Eric, I understand you. You're a pain.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I tried that a few times lately. Hey, can you be
casting this? I wish I could, but I can't. Nope. You'll find a way. Yeah, guess what?
You're in it, baby. Drawing power, dummy. You've been here too long to say no. We'll work around
your skin. I've just started taking to trying to show up like like a you over here
Yeah, because it's
You're getting the picture right now
You know this right now
There's literally every email you and I send back and forth is like what about the state? Oh, man
It's part of the beauties of being a producer. How does that?
But also for talent too, it's like everybody,
it's hard on everybody.
It's just schedules and time, and we're all running
a million miles an hour, so it's been, you know,
it's been, not exaggerated, it's not the right word for it,
but because of working from home and figuring,
who is it?
Oh, hello.
Shane, is it, who is it?
Who is it, your phone's please? Oh, hello. Shane, is it who is it for phones, please? Oh, hopefully.
But just working from home and figuring out, like,
I don't know.
It's like every task seems to be something
you need to have more time for, where it's like,
I have to do this one thing today.
So I'll work up my entire morning preparing to do it.
I'll do it.
And then I'll go home and I'm like, I'm spent.
Yeah, spent for today.
Everything feels like it's more energy and work to do.
Do you think it's...
And I don't know why.
Do you think it's the case or do you think it's like a lack of stamina from doing things
differently?
Because I feel the same way.
Probably.
And I feel like it can't...
Like I feel like it's got to be somewhere in the middle maybe, because it does feel
like things are harder than they used to be.
And I recognize that some of that is just the fact you haven't done it as much. Yeah, Alice
But there's more to it
Barba has said this we've talked about this before
She's like everybody was very thoughtful going into the pandemic, but then once we're coming out
It's just like we're coming everyone's like well the rat race is ready to go fucking genius
That's absolutely what it is. It is everyone always consider it the first six months
and then the last six months,
everyone's going, shut the fuck up.
And just do it.
Yeah, hey, we need this,
stop.
We need that done by end of day.
I know you're recording all day,
but if you could also get that done by end of day,
I'm like,
yeah.
The thing that I can't stand,
the thing that I get the most that drives me insane is people that start
their messages with. I know you're really busy but I know I'm really busy. You
don't have to tell me that I'm busy. I know you know I'm busy. You're asking me
because you need more. Don't tell me. Do not look look at me. Do not tell me that
you know I'm busy. that you know I'm busy.
We both know I'm busy.
Save it.
Tell me what you need.
I feel like I'm being called out here.
No, that's for everyone.
That's for everyone.
On earth.
On earth.
On earth.
This is not a ruchti thing.
This is an earth thing.
But here's the thing.
For this, I'm always a yes because I have to be doing this
anyway.
Yeah.
I have to be honest with you. I have to be honest.
I'm out anyway, so it's fine.
Yeah.
Because we were scrambling a little bit because Gus went out of town.
He's not here this week.
And we also have to pre-record a podcast because Memorial Day is next week.
Right, yeah.
Is that the one you invited me to initially?
I was going to go to one tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.
I couldn't do that.
And then I said, guess what? dummy, Monday, you went fuck.
And then now we're here.
Fuck, no, I'm happy to do it.
But like, you talk about everything taking so fucking long
for the dumbest shit.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, I talked on my other podcast probably about just trying to get
Millie a driver's permit was four separate trips to the DMV across three months, two trips to her high trying to get Millie a driver's permit was, oh yeah, four separate trips to the DMV
across three months, two trips to her high school
to get notifications.
Yeah, I had to get something called
a verification of enrollment.
Millie couldn't get a fucking driver's permit
in the state of Texas unless she's enrolled in school
and passing her classes.
Geez.
What?
What are we talking about?
And then it was good for 30 days and then her mom took her to
get it and it was on day 33 or actually her mom got the verification. I took her. It was on day 33
so they kicked us back and they're like it was inspired three days ago. Oh my god. Do you think I
unenrolled her in middle school in high school three days ago to like pull the fast one? So the
various trying to get a 15 year old kid of fucking driver's living man.
No, and so that was like four whole fucking things.
Everything is like that.
Right now, I haven't talked about this in fuck face.
Probably no point in it.
I had another plumbing leak, right?
Fucking, I know, I know.
I had another plumbing leak.
Plumber comes out, he goes, yeah, you got a plumber leak.
Plumber leak, we'll have to fix it.
And I go, cool, get right to it.
And he goes, yeah, we'll be back in three weeks.
Whoa! We used later, we'll be back in three weeks Whoa
We call and they're like I guess we never scheduled it so then they come out like a week later
We get them to come out. It's not a bad leak. They fixed the leak of course in my it's
It's actually in the wall between my laundry room and my yard, right?
So the leak was actually going out of the house
So it wasn't like fucking out my laundry room. But so then the plumbers come.
And it's the same as every time I get a leak in my house,
which is 12 to 18 times a year.
And he goes, they rip the fucking wall out
and they go, all right, your leak is fixed.
Fucking see ya.
And it's like, well, that don't have a wall anymore.
And they're like, yeah, and I'm a plumber.
So then you guys, and you get a well, I don't have a wall anymore. And they're like, yeah, and I'm a plumber. You know?
So then you guys, and you get a schedule,
the drywall guy to come out.
And so that was yesterday, that was last week.
And then so tomorrow evening,
the drywall guy comes in and then drywalls in the paints.
Oh my god.
And so it's like one small leak,
one small leak that wasn't really a big deal,
ended up being four separate visits
from four professionals who have charged me four separate times to get back to where I was, which is not a small difference.
Well of course of what it sounds like maybe a month or a half or something.
Probably too much.
Yeah, I'm talking about like, small mundane task feeling like and seem like it's taking
a long time.
That's actually something small that is actually taking a lot of work.
Everything is like that.
Everything in my life is like that
Mm-hmm. I don't want to get into like I don't want to spoil something from fuckface this week
But like I've been dealing with something for the last month and a half
There's been a fucking nightmare related to my car. Yeah, it's just been yeah, it's every it's
Everything is 10 times harder than it needs to be yeah
So if you want to hear that listen to episode 52 a fuckface Thursday
52 yeah, so I won the anniversary where there's a big So if you want to hear that, listen to episode 52 of Fuckface Thursday. 52! Yeah, it's our one year anniversary.
There's a big case. Listen, there's a celebration.
Let's just say a certain mic stand gets used for the first time.
It's a very good intended purpose.
It's so good.
It's great.
It's a very good, it's a great show.
We were just thinking about how Jessica and I, the last thing we did together in studio
was always open March 24th.
I thought it was May 24th, I was going to be like, it's a year!
Wow, oh my god, it was March 14th.
Yeah, that's wild.
And that was my last time in the studio doing something like this.
She had a step foot on this campus.
No, I have for some of the temple shows, but it's first recording like a live show like this.
This is my first time.
Yeah, it's crazy
Is it feel like riding a bike a little bit? Yes
Yeah, I was a little nervous at first and then I'm like, okay, we're just now. We're just talking shit again
So it is very good sense of a podcast
50 baby. Yeah, it's like 50 hell. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's long time. That's a long last time
Mm-hmm. I's a long last time.
I had a realization of the day that I feel more comfortable
like this than I do not on camera.
I get it.
This is the only time you're talking about like,
like, right, and like, this is the only time I feel like I'm me.
Really?
When I have to talk to you guys in 30 minutes out there,
I'll be, it'll be totally different.
It's because there's like a-
I only feel comfortable performing.
Isn't yeah. Are you technically, I guess there is a performative aspect to this, but like, is it because I only feel comfortable performing? Yeah. Are you
technically I guess there is a performative aspect to this but like is it because
when we go out in the parking lot after this it's like everything's out the
window it's just us it's kind of more vulnerable or no. Maybe it's because it's
like we're having a conversation for a purpose right and like it's a point to
it yeah yeah it's like and I this I which
sounds really sad no I don't want to talk to you guys outside of the podcast
there's no purpose no no that sounds wrong I don't mean to like that but this
is all how I it's just it's I don't know it's just something that's developed
over time I guess but like I feel like I can connect with you guys and people
more in an environment like this than I could if we were out for coffee.
I get it. I get it. I just noticed over time in my life.
And the more the older I get the less I talk to and you guys will be evidence of that because you never see me.
The more I get the less I socialize or talk to people or I owe you a coffee now for months.
We've been talking about getting a coffee for a while,
but I just, I don't know, it's weird.
Yeah, I think when I shut down, when I'm not on camera,
this year probably didn't help.
I would imagine it didn't help at all.
I think it helps when everyone is up
and the expectation of conversation is there
where you can have silent moments
kind of in a group or together or whatever.
And now it feels everything,
like because we've been in this situation for so long,
it's like, all right, let's go out to get coffee.
And so it's like, we are going to go out and have a talk
and get coffee.
It's not just like,
anyone who grabbed drinks after work
and just like, hang out,
like it's not,
this feels like it, you have to put it on your schedule.
It's something that you, like, know is coming the whole week.
Intermentally preparing.
I need to have an hour and a long, hour and a half long conversation with my friends tonight,
which is great.
But you're right.
It's like making a point of like, we're going to sit here and have a honest, open conversation.
Yep.
That's a real thing, too.
Do you, do you really do that?
Like, you were like, I have to talk to my friends tonight. I need to prepare a hundred percent. Yeah, I do a real thing too. Do you do you really do that like you were like I have to talk to my friends
Not I need to prepare 100% yeah, I do too 100% I have to mentally prepare because I
Is much as I don't want it to take energy for me? It just does and then I have to after this I'll go recharge my batteries
You know I get I do it's weird to maybe think about for some people
But maybe a lot of people understand this. If there's more people, it's easier.
Yes.
Because you don't feel like as obligated to hold conversation,
because if there's a lot of people,
it's like you could just kind of hang back a little bit,
you could include yourself if you want to.
Yeah.
Like we had something a few weeks ago
where there was a bunch of us hanging out,
all vaccinated and safe.
Thank you CDC guidelines,
but it's a, that was the chillest I felt. the chillest I felt it was in that like big group center
I had a really great time with those very nice
Yeah, I
Know people have that I don't have that I know you don't I got to gear up. Yeah, it's it's so it's so interesting
Grab piece. Let's go. I got put on your shoes. Let's go out the door. We got to do this thing.
Do you have empathy though for people that are not like you?
Yeah, because my wife and my wife is like my social batteries empty and I'm like, let's go on.
Yeah, your wife is fantastic.
I didn't used to be like that. It's a new thing.
Yeah, same here. I think eventually you just sort of you
you run that energy out and then you go the other way and that's I don't think it's wrong
It also probably needs to be at least for myself
I don't want to speak for you guys, but like recuperated after this year where it's like now
I think my social battery drains quicker. Yes, but I think that'll improve like the capacity is gonna keep growing
It's a stamina build up over time. Yeah, I guess I was told by someone that no matter what they were invited to
They would say yes to it and then this weekend they were invited to, they would say yes to it.
And then this weekend, they were invited to something
and they told me no, so.
I want to, you want to out them?
I won't name names because you'll get mad and be sad.
But so it's fine.
You can, you can make your guess based on that.
But I also said, fuck, face comes out on Thursday.
Comes out on Wednesday.
You're supposed to say, you're supposed to say,
what do I say?
We film on Thursday.
It comes out on Wednesday.
Wrestling with the week comes out on Thursday. It's not me. You didn't invite me to shit
What no, not you okay? No, you also you wouldn't I don't think you would have come
No, I wouldn't have told you ahead of time. Yeah, no, you would have said yes. Yes. Yes
I'll be there. I went one time to hang out with you. I want wrestling with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's my next thing
You went wrestling. Yeah, yeah, we took off our shirts and we went to
Parking lot's where we just we went to like 800 Congress Street and we just started going at it
You're just like and they kissed. Oh, oh
Two best friends to room. Yeah, my my next thing. I'm so excited like I have all like this baseball lined up
That I'm going to and everything but then in June
I'm gonna be got like pro wrestling is
Back and I finally feel comfortable'm gonna be going, like, pro wrestling is back, and I finally feel comfortable
to, like, be in a space with these Mongols
who I don't believe are probably vaccinated,
but I feel comfortable enough to wear a mask
and be around them.
Also, I'm gonna drive down to San Antonio and see these.
I have a friend who wrestles,
like Demetri Alexanderov, who is wrestling down,
he's a Russian and a fight.
That is the most Russian name I've ever heard.
He is Russian and he fights bears and he's awesome.
And, uh.
Russian man who fights bears.
Yeah, he's a badass.
Oh, Carol, is that you?
Is that you?
Is that Carol?
Does he drink vodka?
Yeah, vodka.
Oh, yeah, he's a vodka.
So he's wrestling down in San Antonio for a
Company called heavy metal wrestling on like June 12th and I'm fucking stoked He's wrestling a guy named paro p-a-r-r-o-w
Holy shit, they're gonna kill each other. I'm excited
Blood bath. That's gonna be a blood bath. Oh my god. That's wrestling. That's what
Blood bath. Oh my God, that's wrestling.
That's what I'm excited about.
We'll have to have it done here.
Yeah, baby.
Where at?
I don't remember.
Like some guys back here.
There's some Legion Hall thing or whatever.
Yeah, but it's gonna be, I think we're gonna get some
deathmatch-ish, I think it's like called like total blood
or something.
I'm like, I can't wait.
Total blood.
Get me out of here.
I can't wait to see it, guys.
I am excited. I am excited.
Eric on that note, I think we're going to wrap up
for the evening, since we're recording another podcast this week.
We don't want to, and by we, I mean me, don't want to waste.
Yeah, who's on the next one?
So the Memorial Day podcast will be myself,
Blaine, John, and Cole.
Yep, okay.
If I'm on a group, that should be a good one.
The club, I think Cole's excited.
I think he's excited to be in studio.
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