Rooster Teeth Podcast - Forbidden Snacks - #701

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Jon Risinger, and Barbara Dunkelman as they talk about sitting next to Chris and being at desk war, the perils of water partying, watching Jackie Brown on TV, changing a year in Korea, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by DoorDash (Download the DoorDash App + Code Rooster), Factor (http://go.factor75.com/rooster120 + code Rooster120), and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + code ROOSTER).. Subscribe to ANMA Podcast NOW: https://link.chtbl.com/anma Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm John. I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. So, who would make the most money off their feet at Roussejith? Go. Me. Do you think you've seen every person's, not every person at Roussejith, but like a lot of people's feet at Roussejith?

I think so. I would pay a lot to see his feet. Have I ever seen your feet? I think so. Look when we did the calendar shoot. I was running bare feet for a long time yeah over in the other stage I yeah with all the costume yeah like changing clothes at some point. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I've seen you mostly naked at this point. I have to be careful because like whenever we are filming something

We're doing costume changes like I have no shame. I'll just start changing my clothes like in the office But it's like I don't want to make other people uncomfortable So sometimes I'll go to like a partition area to change like not that I care or if there's clothes in the office, but it's like, I don't want to make other people uncomfortable. So sometimes I'll go to a partitionary to change, not that I care. Or if there's nobody in the office, I'll try to very quickly change. And I always feel guilty, if someone's going to open the door and walk in,

they're going to feel bad. It's like, no, no, it's fine. I don't care. I feel bad for you if you walked in and experienced this. Someone walking in and Gus screaming. I wouldn't have asked for consent. I personally don't care. If I'm one of the people you're worried about.

Everyone, I don't want to make any assumptions about anyone at all. So I'm always trying to be very, very careful about it. I made some of the boys in our office a little uncomfortable today. I had to be dressed like a woman of the night. I think that's the proper way to say it. A prostee. Yeah. For like a bit we were doing.

And it was for a bit. It was for a bit. It was for a bit. It wasn't legit. Not this time. But I had to, I was wearing like a dress that was really short. And it's a dress that I bought online, not realizing how fucking short this dress was.

And it's a good thing I brought shorts with me, because literally if I like lean over to pick something, my entire ass would be like, not even just like the edge of my butt cheek, but like the entire ass is out. And so I wore shorts under the dress. You're on the short list of co-workers that I currently work with that I've not seen their ass.

And I'm not looking to take you off the list. I'm just saying. It's the way you came to where I'm all up right. I'm just saying. It's the way you can't. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

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I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just realized, I'm like, oh yeah, I have to like tell people like, this, there is a level of like, unprofessionalism that comes with this environment

where you might walk on Gus changing into a costume. Go watch our TikTok. Yeah, so it's like, you know, that kind of stuff happens where you just accidentally see Chris's feet and you didn't mean to see Chris's feet. That's like a gift though. It's, I sit next to Chris. I've been sitting next to Chris for a few months now.

We're first at the other temporary space. And when we moved here, I sit next to him and, I like the side of the back. It's been a learning experience. Slowly teaching Chris where his desk ends and my desk begins. It's like, he's fine finally he's good about it now It's this is no longer an issue, but for way too long It was see right here is where your stuff should stop because this is where my stuff meets the start

We do but all he so then that that was learned pretty quickly on the ground But then yet there was a file cabinet That was learned pretty quickly. Well on the ground. But then, yeah, there was a file cabinet that then got put between us. That was like- It was tested territory. Yeah, it was in the DMZ.

And it straddled half on his side, half on my side. And at first, I tried to be diplomatic about it. I was like, Chris, just had a curiosity. What the fuck do you have a foul cabinet for? What do you keep in there? He's like, oh, it's personal stuff. And he starts like opening it. It's like deodorant.

You know what I got? Are lanyards that we have our key cards in? Like 10 of those? I was like, what? Have you, you haven't opened it, have you? No. You should go over there and take a look. It's madness.

I just figured it was like work stuff. Oh my God. It's like, it's like an insight into the mind of Chris Demaris. What really helped Gus get those boundaries, uh, respect was when he got the little clicker. We just to tell Chris when he's doing it right. With a high pitch. We filmed an Easter Egg Hunt video that came out like right before Easter where Blaine dressed up like an Easter egg and we had to find him in Mueller Park and I gave Chris a ride from

the temporary space over to Mueller Park. And he was so good in the car. I was like, oh, bye, you snow-coned Chris. I mean, we went to the snow-con place over there. I got there a few minutes after you guys. And you were in that little like, food truck area eating the snow cones. And Chris just looks up at me and goes, I was good in the car. Oh, my God.

I was like, what does that mean? No, that just means that's how low the bar has gotten. That's how far it's gotten, where in order to facilitate good behavior, we have to reward him. What would warrant bad Etika and Yulka? That's the question I have as well. I don't know, like messing with the seat, moving settings around, taking your shoes off, pushing every button

possible on the center console. Was he good in the car because you absent So like messing with the seat, moving settings around, taking your shoes off, pushing every button possible on the center console. Was he good in the car because you absent me or like? On his own, he was a big boy. Oh good. You didn't even tell him to do anything. You didn't tell him you even get a reward, that's why. Look at that.

Yeah, it's the best kind. I love Chris, I love Chris. But just to finish up this story too, I came into the room wearing the dress. Oh, shit. I didn't see this address. It's okay, you'll see it in the TikTok. I guess. And I had short setonies and I was like telling them,

I'm like, oh, this dress is really short, so I put short setonies and I was like showing them. And Chris and mine were like, it's still uncomfortable. Yeah. I didn't see it. I was in the other room when you were doing it. It was just funny how they were trying to be polite about it and not make eye contact with me.

It's because you're part co-worker and part sister to them. Yeah. And so that's what they're seeing. It's true. Yeah, don't be disgusting. Hahaha. Barbara almost had a spit take before we started the episode.

And she just almost had another one again right now. Yeah, John gone me for not keeping up with my water. So I chugged a bunch. Why was I getting on you so much? Well, because originally I was like, oh, you're still at four o'clock today. Yeah. You should be at five o'clock.

So the water bottle I have has times on the side. So it shows me where I should be drinking my water like throughout the day. Because I'm really bad at drinking water. I'm terrible. And so like 8 AM, 9 AM, et cetera. And then on the other side, it has 2 PM to 7 PM. And John thought I was already on the second bottle and that I was only at 4 PM, even though it's 5 PM right now,

but I'm truly on 10 AM. Wow. Because I have not been doing very well. Why doesn't it always behind? Why doesn't a company invent a bottle that counts how many bottles of water you've had. Hmm. What?

Like in a day or cumulative or both? What if they also invented a bottle that told you what was in the bottle? Oh, that bottle. And uh, Oh. Told you the calories that could be in it. Is that company still around? Is that the thing? Is nothing you forwarded on like?

I think you remember now what you're alluding to. I was looking to the vessel which was a Cup that told you like hey you got orange juice and this is 95 calories and then and then what they discovered is that that doesn't exist We can't make that so here's a cup that just counts how many times you had what I don't yet I don't know where you even start to be able to analyze the ingredients in a lot. Well, you take everyone's money and then you think, damn, that didn't work. I would think you'll try to figure out, it's like a density issue, like the volume of the liquid versus the weight and then what it could possibly be.

That doesn't even work that way. And like then you're only narrowing it down. It's not maybe a sensor to see how much light comes. I don't know, man. Because Densy doesn't even facilitate calories. No, just to try to identify what it is, to narrow it down. You do have a cool water bottle, though, Gavin. You have that one you were telling me and Trevor about.

We're so old. Yeah. We're talking about a cool water bottle. Hey, tell the kids about that cool water bottle. It is cool, bro. Yeah, it's got like a UVC. Make sure to put a picture of this water bottle in the thumbnail for this episode,

because this is going to be the highlight of the entire episode. Hey, kids. Hydration slaps. He actually does. Sorry, tell us about the really big spot. No, it's got like a UVC light in the lid that turns on every hour or so, and it just means that you can leave water in it for much longer, and it doesn't taste gamy like overnight water.

UVC, what's this, what is that? It's like a ultraviolet spectrum. You can also lie on the sea spectrum. To the point where if you shine in your eye, it will really hurt. And I think because of that, it cleans, it kills stuff in the water. Kill the bacteria or something like that. Okay. So there's a water bottle have batteries?

Oh, the lid has like a USB slot. Yeah, I've got to charge my bottle, right? You're gonna put your water into the wall? It lasts about a month and every stuff and I've got to charge the lid, all right? You can charge your lid. I can, you know, go out of town and come back and if there's still water in there, it's still fine. What?

Sorry, Eric. It wouldn't be otherwise. No, you can't just leave water out. Is it that one? You don't have to wash it as much either. Explain to me why you can't just leave water out. I'm, yeah. Yeah, you don't have to, if you just keep water in it, Eric,

you hardly ever have to wash it unless you drool in it. The benefit you just gave is that if I go out of town for a month, I can still have the old water. It's a very extreme example, Eric, but sometimes I'll leave the bottle somewhere and I'll come back and I won't have to wash it. I can keep you immediately, Eric. We also talked about this led to another discussion,

which I'm not proud to admit, but I'll do it on the podcast as well. We were talking about how like, if you have a couple water that you put on your nightstand, discussion, which I'm not proud to admit, but I'll do it on the podcast as well. We're talking about how like, if you have a couple water that you put on your nightstand, like when you're going to bed, you drink it and you like leave it on your nightstand overnight. Some people don't drink that water when they wake up or like they can't, they don't like the taste of it the next day or the next two days, whatever it is.

I'll leave a cup of water on my bed. I'll drink it like three days later. Yeah, it's just taste wrong, though, doesn't it? It doesn't taste as good, but it's like if I'm thirsty, I'll drink it. You also don't have cats, because if we did, you probably wouldn't do that. It's very drinkable. Because they like to drink quats on the counter. Oh.

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Esther needs to, you should put that next to where you're dog sleep so they can always look at you. Oh, you would love that. Yeah. I realized I saw Gavin every day this weekend, including Friday. And that's very... Friday Saturday Sunday. Yeah. And Monday, four in a row, and Monday. Hey, including Friday. And that's very Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, four in a row and Monday. Hey,

with friends, we don't usually hang out that much. Well, not in the last couple of years. Very true. So what happened to you guys in the past couple years? Summer happened. Something strange. I can't see it this week. Yeah, we're, Eric had his birthday bash. Oh, you're the go got Eric cam. Eric. Yeah, we just aircat is birthday bash. Oh, you're the go got Eric cam. Erick. Yeah, we're just on both you. That angle. It's so milky.

He said it was like a cryptid. Put your arms out that way. Yeah, he's calling Milky. Yeah, we were on a boat and that was a fun time. Yeah, it was a. So you'll say about it party boat, which I'd never been on one before. But it was just one guy, captain, captaining it the whole time. And he had to re-anchor the boat three times.

He just kept on. Guys, we're going to be good. No win today. Drop this anchor, swim around. It'll be great. 45 minutes later. Get it, Bob! Yeah, because it's it'll be great. 45 minutes later. Get in the box! Yeah, cause you're in the box, you can't!

Cause it turns out when you're sat with your feet up on the steering wheel and you'll hat down like this, you don't pay much attention to the drift of the boat and suddenly you might be like, suddenly you might be like, we're not feet away from rocks. Oh, oh, oh, like you're, you've drifted towards something

that's getting a little bit of a rock. Yeah, like the anchor he put down came loose and we started drifting close to rocks. Two or three times. Yeah. It was pretty exciting. There was one time where Meg was in a little ring floaty thing. She has something where she can't get in the water yet.

And this was the first time where he's like, get in the boat, we've got to go now. And everyone's swimming to the ladder. And Meg's like, get in the boat, we've got to go now. And everyone's like swimming to the ladder. And it makes like, help me. Help. And like, she's the only one out there. She's going, boy, boy. I was at the ladder on the side.

Like, so everyone was like basically in a line trying to get in the ladder. And I was like taking people's drinks. I was like, come on. And then I realized that she was still over there. I was like, ooh, I just jumped on the other side of the boat. And I grabbed her and pulled her on the other side. Yeah, that guy was a big emergency every time we had to move the boat.

Right. It was just, I think it was, like Gavin said, the captain going, shit, got to pay attention again, hang on. And that was his mode. But it worked. Yeah. If you told me that we were out there for 45 minutes instead of four hours, I would have believed you. Dude, like flew.

It flew by. Yeah, I was killing. We should definitely do that again. Yeah. I've only ever been on a party bar once. It was a long time ago, pre-Rustruthi. I had a friend who was a bartender. And all these bartenders from this one place in town,

were all gonna go on a party bar one week. And so I went out there with them. And that was the day I learned how to shotgun beer. Oh my God. And I drank most of a bottle of Jack Daniels. Yeah! And I fell asleep for I think about 36 hours. I probably had alcohol poisoning,

and I probably should have gone to the hospital. Oh wow. But yeah, I woke up, I think 36 hours later. What day did you just vomit in? Wow. It was like, I had one white cloth, and that was it. And that's all I drank on the party boat. Yeah, that's a good call.

It's just fish we got in the sun and the heat like that. Yeah, I also just like, I'm not really drinking much anymore. Yeah, I had the same thing where it's like, I'm such a lightweight now. I had a couple of clothes that I'd go out of the world to the boat. You know, the boat's not even anyway, but I was like, oh, that's the right. Like, that's a deaf alcove from me. And then I just started doing flips and going on the side.

I think I saw that 24-pack of coars. Wow. Yeah, that was just like four beers. Yeah, man. There's also, it was great at the start, when the boat started taking off, I recall Eric saying, I'm not gonna wear sunscreen. Mark my words, not gonna wear sunscreen. The second the boat parks,

he's spraying himself all over on the top. I think probably you realize how sunny and hot it was. I was not gonna not wear sunscreen. It's intense. Yeah, it was, it was a lot of sun. Didn't you also go float in the river once and you had like a bag of wine or something? I took a box of wine and I took the bag out of the box

and then right as soon as we got into the river we were tubing. I chugged the entire bag and then passed out on the river, woke up underwater, woke up in reeds. Like I was a nightmare. Someone ought to take care of me. That's back when I had like a shaved head,

my scalp burned and all the skin on top of my head came off in one big piece and had all these tiny holes in it from the follicles. It was bad, it was bad. You've been tubing, right John? Have we been tubing together? No. Really?

I feel like maybe like years and years ago. I've never, I've only entered to North. I've never gone down to San Margas. Okay. So if you've done mostly San Margas. The burns you could get while tubing are used. Yeah, because only this part of your body is out. You're just exposed.

And so your shins and your arms, top of your arms, get so burnt. Yeah, you can get like a burnt in a thigh and lap that you want to expect to. Yeah. The first time I did go into tubing was, I was on choir tour. It's like church.

Thank you. What should I do? Should I shine off of that? I feel like this is funny. I was holding for laughter as well as doing choir tour. Yeah, I was on choir tour with church as any youth does. And we, you know, they kind of put in between our shows that we had little things we would do and we went into

being. And it was one of the most like, it was actually legitimately dangerous, like the way they set us up to is because there was a point where a tree had fallen over on the river. Was anywhere around to hear it? That was bad, that was bad delivery. Was anyone around to hear it? It was, it was.

Let's cut that first part. Let's watch that in the edit. No, it fell on over enough where like, you needed to like, it was like right in the middle of the river, you need to get around it. It was like, essentially where everybody was the middle of the river a need to get around it It was like essentially where everybody was heading towards and people had to kind of go around it But it looked like you could just go like I'm a float to it and then I'm gonna stop myself And then I'll just kind of move myself along the thing. Yeah, what it caused was it caused a it kind of a suction

Uh-huh, the water was going so fast under the thing so that when I got on the current of some Yeah, so when I got to it put my foot up to stop myself and my foot stayed and I did it And I went under the thing and lost my energy and like this is having multiple people who thought this looks smart Yeah Um those those tubing paths whatever they're called Those tubing paths, whatever they're called. Rivers? Rivers.

But sections where people tube the pathway that they have for it. But it's sometimes really dangerous. It can be. But when we were done, that was, we had not been reapplying. Like stuff. And we were out there, like probably for a couple of hours and very, very direct. You know, like four or five hours.

And we, a bunch of us got to like, whatever church we were staying at that night and got into the bathrooms and we just saw that we were just like, made of red. Yeah. And it was one of the most painful in situations of my entire life.

There was, I remember a few times when we've been tubing. There's always a section where it's almost like a mini little waterfall, like it goes down a little bit. And sometimes it's so close to the rocks where the water is. You have to sit in your tube like this to avoid your tailbone being fucking grinded by the rocks. And it's always like you see each person going,

ah! I'm mentally prepared. It's tubing. It's dangerous though. It can be. I like tubing. It's dangerous though. It can be. Water stuff, man. I think I told the story years ago in the podcast,

but one time, again, years ago, when I was in my early 20s, I went out tubing with some friends, and it was down in you, Bronfold. And like you're talking about like a tree, like where it goes fast, it was a similar situation like that where you go, and then there was a quick undercurrent and if you weren't careful You would get knocked off and dragged under for a little bit and I was watching I was kind of towards the back of our group of friends and like a friend of a friend I saw her hit that part and go under and then like not come back up and I was like

It's been a little longer than it should be so So I jumped out of my tube and then dove down and she had gotten stuck, like her foot had gotten stuck on a piece of wood and she couldn't get out. And I just had to help her shake the tree and get her foot out from under there and then she popped straight back up. You saved a life.

Yeah, and it was that kind of thing. It was like, that could have easily gone the other way. Just a couple of seconds. If I hadn't been looking looking or maybe she would have broken down her own too, but you never know, right? It could also have been a wine bag day, and then you probably wouldn't have been as much. Right.

I would have been distracted taking care of me. It's always, it's always a scary moment where someone jumps in water, and if they don't come up in enough time, everyone's like, like the mental game of like. Everyone's kind of watching, right? It's someone gonna jump in and then like someone will go in and it's like, oh shit, as soon as that first person

goes in, you're like, oh, oh, this is actually real trouble. My brain likes to think through unlikely scenarios, just for fun. As you do, just to stress me out. Just to stress me out, but when we were on that boat, there was a little section off the top where people were jumping off. And in my mind, I was sitting underneath that section.

It's like a double-decker boat kind of thing. I was sitting on the cushion just talking to people and people were jumping off kind of behind me. And I had a thought that someone would somehow try to jump, get their foot caught or slip, and fall, but fall fall like into the boat onto my head. And so I was like, I'm going to just go sit on the other side.

I think you know, you think about that. I think that does happen every now and then. I think like every couple of years you hear about someone passing away because as they jump off the top of a barge like that, they hit like something on the lower level, like knock themselves out and then go into the water. And it's like you can't find them or something like that. So, I was so careful. It does, it does definitely happen.

It's amazing how that. I was in a way such funny phrasing. Like a freak accident. Yeah. He came in, he smashed his head and he passed away. Passed away. It's funny how that's that ability of your brain doesn't go away as you age and become more logical and learned.

As soon as even the most fallacy-filled idea pops in your head, just even though things of walking down a very, very dark corridor, and you're not scared of the dark, and you're just fine. But then like, you just think of like, what if a murderer was in that room, and then you're like, well, that's in my head now. So I'm gonna run.

I think. Just shut that door. Just become, as you get older, you become more aware of different scenarios and different stories and different things that happen to people. But when you're young, you're just like, blah, blah, blah, blah. But even the young things stay like,

do you ever feel fully safe in your dark bedroom, putting your hand down under your bed? I was just like, when you're a kid, you picture a monster under the bed. When you're an adult, you picture a murderer. Yeah, it just changes. It just changes. That's very true.

Like my side of my bed is full. Like no one could be under there. Still don't want to put my hand down. I just don't want to look in mirrors when it's dark. Yeah. I'll see just like a figure behind me. Okay. But you can't see in a mirror when it's dark.

Or like a dim. Well not pitch black. But yeah, when it's like dim. Or if it's like. Just playing the space. Or if it's dark in the room that's behind you. Yeah, I gotta do that. Like she's just trying to contribute to this podcast.

The comedy podcast. Kevin yes and me. Yes and me. You know what you're doing. You podcast. The comedy podcast. Kevin, yes, and me. Yes, I had me get down. You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing. You're not a dumb man. What is, what is Doc? I don't even know the mirrors though.

That's all I say. That's why Gavin runs in the mirrors all the time. Dumb. If anything, you're scared to see something in the mirror. The complete darkness is the ideal situation. I'm just like, if I have, okay, let me face this better. If I'm in a room that has a mirror mirror and the mirror is pointing out back into a room

That's dark. Yeah Just Yeah, let's get an RTA going through every single possible scenario. Okay, what if there's one light 30 feet to your left? What if it's Christmas lights What if the mirror is actually just a reflection? Of a mirror? Like a window. Thanks everybody for joining us for the Rooster Podcast.

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Lake House is a counter-reason, Sandra Bullock, kind of like a classic. Night House, the keynote thing. Last year it was a whole new thing. Night House, I saw. Yeah, it makes me think about that. It's like this woman's husband dies and then like she starts finding out all these weird things about him and that he built a mirror image of their house on the other side of this lake. Oh, what? Yeah, it's like this whole like super fucking weird. It was really weird.

And not holy good. It was okay. Yeah, that's what I mean by saying not holy good. It had some amazing practical effects where they had moments where there was like haunting moments where she would feel like she was being haunted by her dead husband and they would have these steady shots and she'd be looking down her house like down a hallway and then all of a sudden a curve of the hallway would turn and reveal a silhouette of him in the curves of like furniture and the molding of the hallway would turn and reveal a silhouette of him in the curves of like a furniture

and the molding of the thing. And it looks like, well, that was done CG. Now, they had fucking things that they did practically where they made it so that you could like, if you shifted, it's kinda like those, those museum installations. We were looking at it. We were looking at it.

And it like changes. There's a maze. It's a super cool effect. They only use it like twice in that movie. It's it. Watching the behind this means like that looks like too much work. You could have just done with visual effects. I think it looks, but it looks. Oh, yeah. Super scary. I don't know. I like it that it was, it was done practically. Yeah. I love being surprised like that. Like a Blade Runner 20, 49, like all the miniatures that you find that they use for all the sets. And you're like, oh, I thought those were like CG landscapes, but it's like, no, they made a little garbage, you know, land and everything like that.

So similar with the Star Wars prequels where there's actually a lot of miniatures, but people always assume it's all CG. It's because there's a lot of CG. I'll see you on top of that stuff. Original films or the more recent stuff or install of that. Like one, two, and three. Oh wow. The prequels, yeah. A prequels.

A prequels. Yeah, there's still a lot of. Sorry. Minuture work. Even in that all that pap. I think the movie Titanic didn't they use the miniature version of the ship for a lot of shots. It might have.

Well, I think they just, I don't think it's like super, super miniature, but like. Yeah. And I think even the interiors that they built were not a hundred percent scale, I think. Like that's the thing people laughed at when James Cameron was making that movie. It's like, I think. Wasn't the whole side like nine tenth scale but saved a lot of money doing that.

Yeah, it's like they built the interiors like 90% scale. You'd be like, why not just build it the whole way? It's like, well, yeah, you build it the whole way. That's like exponentially more expensive. You build it 90% it still looks fine, and it's way cheaper. There's a shot in a movie. You guys are a scene 51states. Yeah, yeah.

Yes, but it's been a few years. You don't even know where to go. You don't even know where to go back and rewatch it. I think you do. I'm sound like you're very more right now. Yeah, it does not age well. I love that movie. It does not age well.

Well probably not. It is not a good film about consent. Oh, yeah, okay would see that angle. But there's a shot in that movie near the end of the film that makes me laugh every time. It's where Drew Barrymore's character away. Comes out of the cabin. Wakes up, and she's looking through the window

of the ship. It's a terrible city now. And then it zooms out, but her face is so big. And it's like big and flat. The scale is so bad. And it's just like, it's incredibly obvious that like she's not actually there in the ship looking out. And I just found it so funny that I'm like a pretty big

production like that movie. They couldn't make that look right. That's, you see that all the time in films, even like good films where you're like, oh, that's where the time and money ran out. Yeah. Most of the time. Time really can like screw over even like fantastic filmmakers.

Yeah, sure can. We were talking about people like you. Even people like you. Who like works. You can't make more time. Gavin saw a movie he'd never seen before on Friday. That's good. That was on his list.

Yeah, what would I say? Big trouble little China. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We went to a driving theater for Blaine's birthday on Friday and watched Big trouble little China. And a bunch of us hadn't seen it before.

Had you seen it? No, never. I'd seen it. You'd seen it? It's an older movie. I don't know. Any reason you would go out of your way to war. Like, if it's a movie you didn't see by now,

I can't imagine going out of your way and be like, I'm gonna watch a big trouble a little bit. I did. It's a really, I've only seen a few years ago first time. I mean, if you just discovered John Coppin, you might go through some of them films. I don't think I'm, this, I'm gonna upset a lot of people, but this is how opinions work.

I don't think I'm much of a John Carpenter fan. I don't think it styles for me. And I think maybe I missed it, like as far as like what, like Halloween and big trouble little China and thing, and that kind of thing. Well, I love the thing. I think the things probably one of those things. I had seen that for the first time this year too,

or in the previous year, I guess. That's a bit, that's been the thing with staying home with the pandemic. It's like catching up on all the shit you never saw. I know, it's a bit. That's been the thing with staying home with the pandemic. It's like can't you go put all the shit you never saw. I know. It's been helpful. But big trouble in little China was fun. It's also like there are some movies I see that are like blame movies and that is a blame movie. That and then we watch Predator for his birthday a few years ago too. Also a blame movie. Also a very blame movie. Dutch. His dog named after Dutch from Predator.

That new Predator movie praise coming out this trailer Just don't get released. Yeah, it was it was it was it's just like a teaser right it's like two seconds. Yeah Yeah, I feel like blaine's got great taste in in those sort of insane films from that period where they're sort of Dark shit and ape shit, but good shit, but like I was trying to have the charm I was trying to have that conversation with him during lunch, and I think he was getting upset at me, but I was trying. Hey, you're tasting movies are shit. Yeah, I used those exact words,

and for some reason he got mad at me. Now, John, use those words, stepped away for a second, and Blaine turns me, goes, let's just leave him here. Let's just go. Now, I guess I was trying to like, I mean, you described it as like, they're like, they're, they're, they're,

they're apes shit and, and, and, and, and, and, but on paper it's not a good film. Yeah, it's like such a fun film and it is bonkers. That's, and that's what I was trying to like, understand is like, is that, is his interest that he goes beyond the flaws of the film and he just likes the fun that he experiences. Cause that's a whole, that's a whole genre of films for everybody like I told him

that I was like I have films like that that I'm like I know that on paper these are bad movies yeah John brain like him John brainwant to watch I don't be I don't need to be moved by a film to have fun yeah which I my greatest example I've said this before is like I really like the King Arthur legend the sword, the guy Richie filmed that, failed miserably, critically, just totally pan. I think everyone forgot that movie came out.

I've watched it like probably 10 times at this point. Love it, love it. My little trash, yum yum yum. But not this thing, you don't like the thing. I didn't say I do like the thing. I think John Carpenter's style is maybe not necessarily something that I'm gonna go crazy about and be like, let's rewatch Halloween.

It's the thing. Does it have the scene in all films where a different relation went as badly as it could possibly go? I don't recall. It's been a long time since I've seen that one. I don't recall any other movie that has that kind of failure of rehabilitation before. Yeah, it might take the cake. Yeah. I remember.

Name another movie that that happens in. Can't. Is that like a thing? I think that's what he says. Like, you can't name another one. Like, that's the one where it goes as badly as that. It goes that, but I think was it last week or the week before, Brian Garc tweeted about Jackie Brown.

And they're like, I was, I happen to read it and it just so happened that Jackie Brown was starting is last weekend. This Jackie Brown was starting on HBO at the same time. It's funny. I'm gonna watch Jackie Brown. I watched it. I was like, oh, yeah, that's still a really good movie.

And then this past weekend, I was sort of thinking it would tell, oh, Jackie Brown's on. I watched it again. I watched it last, I watched it last, this past, I watch it yesterday and then the weekend before. Nice. This is one of the like the oldest things that Gus does that makes him old.

Flip through the chat. Is that you said it was on. It was on and I watched it. What do you mean it was on? It was on. I was like, I know. That's cable. The very first time you ever said that a while ago,

I was like, what do you mean? I just still just turn on HBO on TV. It's like, oh. I can't imagine sitting down in front of the TV without a plan. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's easier to find something. Like you can go through a streaming platform and look forever versus like, I've narrowed down my decisions to this is what's available at the moment.

I don't want to, I don't want to, I want to tell, like if I'm at a hotel, I'll flip back channels. Yeah, it's different, because you're just traveling, you don't want to control. I'm not, I don't'll flip back channels. Yeah, it's different, because you're just traveling. You don't control. How's the... Well, which way is it? I don't know.

I don't know. Watch stuff on my phone if I could just put the TV on and just... I don't want to spend 30 minutes browsing through every streaming platform to ultimately be like, I guess this. Well, here's what I try to do. I don't, this might be crazy. OCD person is I keep an ongoing list of movies that I want to see and then I use an app that lets me know if they're available for streaming.

And then I go through that and we figure out, I figure out things to watch. But the stuff pop up and then you're like, I don't really want to see that that much. Yeah, I mean, that's why the list is helpful is that it's a smattering of options. That's like all-time Netflix when you would get a disc in the mail. You're like, I want to watch this and you would hold onto it for a

minute. I'm never watching it and send it back. The Netflix still have that. They spun that disk business off as quickster, remember? Yeah, but then they go back to Netflix. I don't know if I doubt clicks to even exist. I didn't think it even worked. I think they just went straight back to calling it Netflix. Well, no, they spun it off. It was two different companies. Yeah, but then they unsplit it off? Did they actually go ahead with Quickst? Well, no, it's dead. It's launched in 2011 and died in 2011. Yeah, that's what.

Is Netflix okay? No. They're not okay. They're not okay. No. There's been some bad news for Netflix. No, they're not okay. They're popping their bubble.

They're tankin, man. Yeah, yeah. It's not. Which sucks for a lot of them filmmakers out there who are getting a lot of their projects canceled. Oh shit, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, they saw their first subscriber lost. Yeah.

I was reading. I wonder if that's just because there's so many options now that people are choosing not to. There's a little bit of that. It's like competitive area. I was really interesting article about how why a bunch of CW shows that were long running got just all of a sudden canceled,

and it's part of the Warner Discovery thing, but it was because, a little known fact about a lot of these shows, like Legends of Tomorrow and stuff like that, was that, they weren't really finding success here in America, they had a lot more foreign success. And so that's where they were making their money. And it's the reason why they were getting remade.

But then with the merger, that deal, like with Netflix, Netflix was basically taking them to foreign markets. That deal broke. And so now they can't sell those shows to the foreign markets. So then there's no reason to make them for here, because not a people here are watching them. So a lot of fans of these shows, like like why all of a sudden are these shows going away It's because of that whole like loss of a contract. It's that's fucking wild. It's weird. Yeah

Gav have you talked about severance on any achievement hunter content? No So I have a bone to pick you and me both Barbara you and me both I wonder if it's no I wonder if it's for the same thing. Probably. Please go ahead. Every now and then I'll pop into our subreddit, see what's going on. And I saw a thread that just said severance.

And I opened the thread and it said, yo, I just want to shout out Gavin for recommending severance. It's really good. And he's like, he was really right. It is wild. Why did I talk about it? That's what I wondered. I don't know.

Maybe you mentioned that it was good too. I think you mentioned when you finished it. You're like, yeah, it was good. I turned it on and I watched it this weekend after we'd been talking about it for weeks. I honestly get a Gus critic, because I think different channels, different audits. I assume it's in a very conversational let's play

or something like that. Yeah, I mean, I hear the thing, I don't really care. It's just funny that I'm like well me and guys were watching That's the sound of someone who doesn't care yeah, Barbara definitely got me to watch severance So there's time I saw it to me. Watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it watch it There was a severance was really good. There was another Apple TV plus show that was on I guess it just wrapped up the other way called Pachinko. I don't know if anybody watched Pachinko. Yeah, I still on my list.

Pachinko is really, really good. Okay, good, because I was hoping it was gonna be like a bummer. Apple TV has had a lot of swing and hit slightly. It's good, they don't have a ton of programming but I feel like the programming they do have is for the most part pretty good. And it's got iPhones in it and stuff.

And Macbooks. Yeah. Just like my life. But Pachinko is about, it's like a multi-generational story. It's actually kind of complicated, but it's interesting because the dialogue in that movie is presented in Japanese and Korean.

So it's like the subtitles are different colors, depending on what language is being spoken. They did that in the handmaiden. Oh, that's right, yeah, they did as well. Because they say it like at the top of the film, like that's what's going to, it was like, oh, never ever experienced that before. Do you know what pisses me right off

through the roof hole? Is some on an HDR TV TV sometimes the subtitles are too bright Wow I'm right off through the roof all do you need some time off to like cover is it like sometimes I just like to watch stuff With subtitles on if it's not the first episode is something I like to just like read everyone's game It can't watch stuff without the subtitles now. Like that is now, I don't like to watch comedies with a subtitle on because sometimes I subconsciously read ahead

and I'm like, oh, the delivery was funny that me reading it. Yeah. But, yeah, I enjoy subtitles. But for some reason, that really bright on my telly that I've got to do this sometimes. Is there no setting you could change that? I was thinking of a separate out from the rest of the page.

Maybe your subtitles, HDR content and the video is an SDR content. It's probably that stupid. It's going to be something like that. I feel like I want to rewatch Game of Thrones with the subtitles on. Yeah, it's very helpful. There's so many names of things on that show. But yeah, like for knowing names or like places or... Game of Thrones is probably what I think when I started doing that. Because it's just like the first episode. It's like, who? 28 characters in it.

Yeah. And some names are very similar. And you have to like, read the difference. Oh, what's the, like, the renamed... Theon's sister in the show. But in the book, her name is very, it's like almost identical to another character's name. Yeah, it's not OSHA and OSHA. OSHA.

Yeah. I thank God they didn't leave it that one in the future. So the teacher named to Yara in the TV show to try to differentiate it. The next book's never coming out, right? We're, we're never. Wasn't he talking about the news recently? Was he?

Yeah. What do you say? I don't know, show up on my feet, I didn't care. I didn't read them, so I was like, I'm not talking about the news recently. Well, is he yeah? What do you say? I don't know show up my feet. I didn't care I don't I didn't read them. So I was like I'm not clicking on this news article showed him my feet. I didn't care Yeah, showed George Haram Martin my feet. He didn't care. He didn't listen He's been busy working on one of the best video games ever and so you can just wait in line Okay, speaking of books I know none of you guys will care about this and And only maybe like 10 people in our audience will care.

But I finished the first, a court of thorns and roses. Fantastic. I'm already reading the second one on my newly acquired Kindle. What is it? What is it? Let's be putting on my glasses. How many books are there? I think you told us before.

Okay, you're fine. I think there are five. There's a lot of books in the world. I posted about finishing the first book and I got a message from Maryl being like, the fifth book is poured! Read the Bible instead! But yeah, they apparently get smudier and smudier as time goes on.

The first book was very much like young adult. Refined. Yes, there was like one little sexy scene, another like also little sexy scene, but nothing too super graphic. This is worse and worse. I've never read a book that was like porn. Like a romance novel or like a smuddy novel. Like I never read something and thought, four.

I'm good to go. Is that the sound of you turned on? Is that the sound? Four. That's what he says for? That's why they call it for play. No, it was for. Something I do find funny about this book series.

Ooh. Ooh. Is that part of the lore of this is like, it's about fairies, but it's about like F-A-E-R. So it's like different types of fairies and stuff like that. The main character's name is Fae-Ra. Fae-Ra the Fae-R-E? Fae-Ra.

Fae-Ra the Fae-Ra. She's a human. That's like a person being called Hume. But you just said that they're not, they're a human, they're not actually a fairy. Yeah, she's a human. But it's just funny that like, oh, so a book about fairies and there's the character named Fae-Ra, I think. Could have been anything else.

With the author just had that letter combination on the, like in the brain. In the brain, yeah. I've been reading a book too. Bragg about it. Oh, do you have it with you? Oh my God. I'm studying for my pilot exam. Wow, you really, you have like fucking load.

You can get that on a Kindle. I have a digital version on an iPad as well. Huh. For searchability. Is there a chapter on fairies? There is no chapter on fairies. There's a chapter on ELT, light, oxygen, and op equipment, T-cassinADSB.

What's the main character? Riveting. Pylot. Pylot. Yeah. Yeah. Can I see it? Can I see the book?

Oh, Pontius. Pontius. Pontius by luck. This is heavy. That is a hunker. Oh my God. I'm gonna read one thing. Oh God. It's all like regulations and law. Relocation of a threshold. Please tell. Sometimes construction maintenance or other activities require the threshold to be relocated towards the rollout end of the runway.

You're reading the airport operations section of the aeronautical information manual, which I am. I believe that would be aim to know 416 maybe in the upper right of the page it'll say. 233. Got 233. Okay. This is like when Andy Kaufman would pull out and read great Gatsby in the middle of a show, just to piss off his

audience. Oh, my markers. Say and then if you flip through it, you'll see pages and sections where I put like a little orange markers. Did you put all these on here? Yeah. And sometimes there's occasional notes for like stuff I need to wait, oh, the shit this is sticking out. You did. Did you like, label make it for that? No, you can buy those. Where some of the pages stuck together? Listen, by the time you get to the end of the book, you get to really smudgy.

Smudgy. That's great. Because that's his books. I have mine. What are you reading, Gavin? Got my final exam coming up in a couple of weeks. I'm trying to get ready. Oh, shit dude. Oh, am I reading? Got to be reading something. Oh, I was reading the instruction manual for my printer, because it doesn't stay a printer. It transforms because of the all spark. No, if I print, I think I got into this on a bleep face recently, but yeah, if I print something and don't use it for a week, it doesn't do anything after that. And I have to connect it to the Wi-Fi type in the password

How do I get it to stay a printer when I walk away from it? Yeah, not become something that takes up quite a lot of my dad isn't HP by any chance. It is not I Been having that trouble with my printer. I think everyone has that. They're all garbage. All printers are fucking garbage. I don't own one. I don't own one. That's why whenever someone sends me something to sign, whether it's a form to fill out or

a contract to sign, I'm like, could I get the digital version so I don't have to figure out how to print this out, sign it, somehow scan it back to you. If I'm going to do it, I'm going to resort to wiring in. I'm just going I, uh, I'm gonna resort to wiring in. Just gonna have to, I, I, I have a Wi-Fi printer. I have a USB cable sticking out of the back in case, it disconnects itself from the Wi-Fi of the same problem. Yeah, you can do scanning to a limited, yeah, you could scan. If you're prinsling out, you could scan it with your phone

and like, but the printing out of it is the Printed shit across VLANs and I haven't tried modulating the subnet yet But that's probably a net mask issue or Maybe you don't have appropriate permissions to cross your VLAN If we had a podcast together, you and me, guys, like you and Jeff have one, I think it should be called Subnet Modulate. Yeah.

Who do you think Jeff is gonna make the next podcast he makes with? Me. And we're gonna talk about comic books. I think you'll do that one. Now he wants to go through the fingers crossed. Are you trying to get Jeff for one? I mean, yes and no.

We've talked about doing like a reality show podcast for a while. He's just a slot for podcasts. I know, but I'm jealous now, because now everyone has podcasts with him except me. Not even. I guess I need to. Just Jack, Gus and Gav.

We recorded Anima episode for this morning. This is my second podcast of the day. Yeah. I keep having to separate my brain. It's like Anima is I mean, severance. Andma is the past. Our key podcast is the present. And I would start saying stuff, and we're clearly like,

no, wait, that's a podcast story. Presently, if we were in a fictitious world, where you Gustavo Sorola were hosting a drive-in theater experience for your birthday, and you got to pick the movie, what would it be? If I got to pick the movie, that's a really good question. Got a four-soluble friend,

you watch it. Jackie Baal. It probably wouldn't be Jackie Baal. That's a good, that is an excellent choice though. I don't know, man. You put me on the spot here. Hey, it might be, you know what? It would probably be Rushmore.

Really? I guess it's like, what strategy do you go with? Do you go with something that you like or that you think everyone's gonna like? I think Blaine did both, or is attempting both. He, I think he picked something that he liked, but he knew people would have dumb fun watching. Sure.

Not necessarily the greatest movie of all time. Which I think is a good strategy for a fun drive-in. What would you pick, John? King Arthur ledges. I'm moving that. Nobody would have fun with. I would pick the mask. Our mask is such a good choice.

Or like any gym carry. It holds up. It's most my favorite movie. It holds up. It's so good. It's full of so much heart. I love it so much. Now I wanna do that.

Let's do another drive in. King Arthur leds into the sword, 31% of rotten tomatoes. Yeah, it to do that. Driving mask. The author legend of the sword 31% are on tomatoes. Yeah, it's pretty hated. What's the mask? I'm looking it up. The mask is tough to gauge though because older one predates the existence of the platform. Yeah, so people have to actually actually

go back and do that. That's the same. The older movies get a bit of a harsher score because people... It's only people that go back and do that. We re-watched the first, first Pirate of the Caribbean movie the other night. I love that movie so much. I'm so much.

I was one of my favorite movies to you watching it for the first time. I felt like that is such a well-rounded movie. I felt like it came out of nowhere. Like, it was like a stupid ride at Disney and they made a movie out of it. It came out of nowhere to a degree, but it was at the but end of Disney trying to make that happen.

Turnrides into movies. It was haunted mansion with Eddie Murphy and that one was fine. It was like a family movie. It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't good and didn't do anything for them. They tried Country Bear Jamboree and no one went and saw that. They did a movie for them. They totally did. Never heard of that.

Yeah, full on like animatronic, not animatronic, but like puppeteer costumes, like people in full body costumes with robotic like now. Oh, man, this came out in 2002. Yeah. And then pirates happened. And pirates just worked they they stopped and just went with pirates. I probably picked the thing. The thing you pick a horror. Yeah. What? Yeah. Is it horror? 100% I would call it a

horror. It's all right. It's fully. Yeah. I got really gorgeous. Like action thriller. Maybe would be the romantic comedy. It's not very scary. It's pretty intense. It's got a lot of body horror. It's got a lot of things popping out of you. The occasional head falls off and walks away. It's not that scary. Christopher Walken was in the country bear jamboree. That guy works.

Wait, no, this is the country bear. Is that it? Yeah, this is it. Yeah. Country bear jamboree. I mean, when Disney calls you and says, hey, you want this big check to be in a silly move with us. I mean, you probably say, yeah. Budget, 35 million.

Box office, 18 million. Yeah. John knew that off the top of his head. I feel like John is the movie TV show comic book knowledge wealth person. Well, if you don't date people, you have a lot of time to just... But you have been dating people, someone for a while.

You've talked about having a girlfriend before, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, we've been dating for a few years now. I'm saying like, congrats. I'm saying like 2002, thank you so much. I appreciate it. Early, early, John. I'm saying 2002,ohn definitely wasn't dating. That's a graduating high school, John.

So no, but he also knew not to go see the country bear movie because it looked bad. Did the effects hold up in the first pirates? Yeah, I think so. Is that the one where he just like steps off the boat as he thinks? Yes, that's probably my favorite. That's like his introduction, right? That's like a first-seeing zoom.

That's so cool. And everything. It's a ball a bit. I also love the scene where, and you know, the premise of the first movie where the people who stole the gold from the chest, when they're in the moonlight, they're skeletons, where they're going underwater. You're in one?

You're in one. You're in one. When they're in water. When they're walking underwater to ambush the opposing people and they're walking underwater and they're like under the boat and they're like human and they come from out the boat, but they're still underwater and they turn into skeletons. The whole time I'm watching them,

just like skeletons wouldn't be sinking to the bottom of the water here. You know what they're with humans? Because they're not heavy enough. They're like walking to the bottom of the water here. You know what, humans, because they're not heavy enough. I thought they were walking on the bottom of the water. They're like, no lung bags. Yeah, wouldn't bones just sink to the bottom? I don't think so.

Do bones float? Bones float. Doesn't that have carrots? No, they do not. They don't. Bones are denser than water. Then what? That's why there's always skeletons at the bottom of the ocean

stuff. Corpse is float because because they have of the flesh, but bones sink to the bottom. Dude, my mind is blown right now. The whole time I'm like these skeletons wouldn't be walking on the surface of the ocean. The ribbed hem is would be a different story if bones float it, I think. I love that film for many reasons but I it's got me to pay attention to Kira Knightley who's one of my favorite actresses now and and Garroth from the office isn't it? Oh yeah. I've never seen that. I'm like British Dwight. Kira Knightley has got a wooden eye mouth actors here Knightley all of this yeah She's a lot a lot of teeth, but she's so good. I love her so much. Yeah, she's fantastic

And she's she loves to even make fun of herself. I loved when she was on the press tour of Like the last last kingdom or final kingdom or something like that is a medieval Like King Arthur kind of thing and she poked fun at the action figure they made of her, they gave her bigger boobs, the action figure, and she herself was like on press tour, just be like, this is absurd. I was like, that's fantastic. I don't want to make you fun of herself as it is,

like make you feel like- But also like, undercutting the merchandise of the film that she's supposed to be promoting, is it a pretty baller move in my opinion? Right, well, you know, you gotta stand up for yourself. Yeah, she's like, this is stupid. Well, that's a good question and chat. Oversea, O6, two bloons.

Bloons. Try that again. Take two. Oversea did not write bloons. Two bones float on lava. Oh, do they? They don't have to, right? Bones are less dense than rocks.

And I think we determined that rocks float on lava. Stuff can float on lava just not very long. It then just becomes lava. I feel like it would get, yeah, it would be melted by the lava very quickly. Yeah. I like that with Survive Block Island that I realize as catching up on Survive Block Island because I'm watching it too, because there's a whole ton of it that I didn't experience, is that as I'm watching it, because I was on the teams that were winning,

basically the majority of the variety game. Yeah, yeah, I will. You know, I came to your team and helped you out. I'm not really in the show, I'm like in the show for a long time, but I'm not really in the show. I'm in the show for a long time, but I'm not really in the edit, because all the juicy stuff that gets into the edit is a lot of the discourse that happens

after the competitions and the scheme. If you win, you don't have to go to the chopping block. So there's no discussion. The chopping block is a whole scene as well. So I'm not in there much, but there's a few nuggets of lines they've pulled out, and I like. The chopping block is like a whole scene as well. So I'm not in very much, but there's like a few nuggets of like lines they've pulled out. And I like that one in mind is, is anybody else ever

look at lava and think they want to eat it? Because I think that's fun. They did include that one. I remember I was talking about that one time of like, what's the most like it looks yummy? Edible looking thing you're not supposed to eat. Forbidden snack. It's flowing.

It's like gooey. I've never looked at lava and thought that looks like I want to eat snack. It's flowing. It's like gooey. I've never looked at lava, and thought, that looks like I want to eat it. It looks good. It looks like it. Especially if it's got like that dark crust on it or break it off, and then it's like on our engine warm on the inside.

Are you, Eric, are you on the delicious lava? Be told I'm real lava. Yeah. This is like, this is crazy. Yeah. I'm not saying I would. I'm saying that it looks edible. It's just like good.

I'm not saying either, but I'm saying, does anybody else look and be like, I wish I could. I've seen this echoed on the internet before. Like people saying lava looks like, I want to eat it. I'm never going to, but I want to eat it. It's like watching the rock eater from never-ending story.

You ever watch saying, be like, yeah, I wish I could eat rocks. I'm saying the rock eater from never-ending story. I'm saying, I'm not an actual rock eater from never-ending story. I'm saying, I'm not an actual rock eater from never-ending story. I'm saying, I'm not an actual rock eater from never-ending story. I'm saying, I'm not an actual rock eater from never- that one. I don't want to eat lava, I don't want to eat a rock.

I want to eat a melting rock. I'm saying, I'm saying the rock eater from never-ending story made rocks look numbers. But what did he drink? Lava. Lava. He probably did. I always live in the light. I think if I could eat something that isn't food,

I think the drippy sap that goes over the Mosquito and Jurassic Park, if that tastes like... The amber? Yeah, it looks like it tastes like honey or something. It doesn't matter. That's like nice little popsicle of that. Yeah, little lollipop. To take a Hammond's staff and...

You treat it like a lullipot. You just cut the hammond her once when I just like, and I, I Like the rectangular ones? Yeah, those used to look like they would be yummy. But then when you smell them, you're like, never mind. Yeah. There's been some other things. I feel like people should put them in chat, because I'm having a hard time remembering all the things. But I remember there was one time, I think,

a poll or something I saw where it had four different things. And I was like, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious. A poll? There was a poll someone put out of, like, Forbidden Snacks. Forbidden Snacks, basically, delicious, delicious, delicious. A pole? There is a pole someone put out of like... For bin snacks. For bin snacks, basically like, what is the most appetizing to you? What of these non-edible things seems the most edible? And lava was one of them.

Yeah, that's a lot of people that would eat. That would be the other thing Eric. There's, you have to say that one more time. Have you ever, if you never thought that looks good enough to eat? I mean, maybe. There's a whole subreddit for it, by the way. Really? What is it? For Bidden Snacks.

Oh, is it really? Yeah. Oh, leave a comment about whatever your forbidden snack is. You'll freak if you're watching this. The problem is- I'll tell you what one of the forbidden snacks is. Maybe you'll agree with this one. There's, uh, like, a home cleaning product.

There's a whole cell! That's popular Mexican called Fabuloso. And a fabulous- It looks like a fucking cleaning product. That's popular Mexican called Fabuloso. And, in fact, it looks like a fucking delicious juice. All right, let's get some picture up. Yeah, what does it look like? Fabuloso. I mean, a lot of products look yummy. If you had a grape juice or something like that, it's pretty perfect.

Yeah. It even looks like it's in it, because it's always in those like refillable jugs. And it looks like it should be at best. It looks so vibrant. It looks like they would be delicious. It next to Mott's apple juice or something. All this liquid talk, and I drank this so fast,

I have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I was wondering if that was going to happen. Can I go pee? Yeah, go for a teacher. BRB. Should we sit in silence? Sit in absolute silence. Oh, I was gonna say turn your mic off. She doesn't have a mic.

I think I was thinking of the beans episode last week. I was upset about that episode. Why? Because I like beans on toast as well, and I thought he screwed it up. He did screwed up. You're right, John. Like it's a legitimate.

And it's also like you can... Eric, sit in the chair. This disc asserts you. You can like... John has Like it's a legitimate, and it's also like, you can... Eric, sit in the chair. This business turns you. You can like, John has things to say about. Well, you can find the proper beans in so many places. He went to two places, I mean. I couldn't find the proper beans, aren't you? But it's just, it means I don't think you looked hard enough.

For beans? Yeah, for the private. I think I look for the adequate right amount of time for the amount of work that I have to fucking do here to look for beans, John. So I think that I did a great job and you're welcome for the bean off. Here's why I don't feel bad, Eric. Yeah.

About all the things you have to do. Uh-huh. Obviously now, you're Rucity Theric. But we had to put up with Mega 64 Eric for multiple years. So whenever you're like, I didn't have time to get the right beads. So I got shitty beads. I've got too much to do.

I don't feel bad and I don't think I ever will. I don't understand. Put up with Megas 64 Eric. Mm-hmm. I liked that Eric. What was wrong with that Eric? Thanks, man. Yeah. Well, that's all real quick. When those booths were bordering,

that those days got real long. LAUGHTER Ah. She's talking about convention. Convention, mega 64 Eric. You know, we've lived through it. Conventions are in general, especially when the way we would do it, where you're there, like eight hours a day, 10 hours a day, like that's a grind. I did so much fun being next to mega 64 conventions. That was like a highlight.

Yeah. Especially when you guys would do dance conventions. That was like a highlight. Yeah. Especially when you guys would do dance parties. You didn't really put the headache. No, it was fun. Just you and the guy who's not here anymore. You're next. Just you and the guy who's not here anymore. They were great.

Convention's easy. You can scream at people. No one does anything. It was awesome. Yeah, I remember my favorite part is when they would open the doors the first day. And of course people are excited to be there, so they're like running in. And Eric would just be like, no running! Stop!

You! Sean would tell people not to run and they go, oh, it's so hot. Are you talking like, specifically, like RTX? No, like, a PAX. Yeah, so you'd be at the booth before they open. Yeah, so we'd be the exhibitors there. That's funny I think that was legitimately a time where I was I probably went out the night before you know back when I was young and you think so and And you know I was waking up the next day. I've got to be back at the booth

And I and I was going to the booth and I thought No, Eric's probably gonna be next to us. I'm gonna get a coffee real quick I need to be able to keep up. And now you do a podcast with him. Yeah. Now we work together every week without fail. I think there's one year we're back to back our booths. I want to say it was like packed west. It was Pax West. Got 20. Oh yeah. Over something and it was like right behind. Yeah. Maybe 13. Yeah. Something like that. And you got back to back and I remember we kept tossing things over at each other. Forget about that. That's right when they put. And I remember we kept tossing things over at each other. I forgot about that.

That's back when they put us up on the top floor, right? Are they conventions? Yeah, we were like, remember when we were on the main floor? Yeah, there was a lot going on on packs. And then they went, here's the six floor. Fuck you. Yeah, I'm sorry. The main floor costs a lot.

Yeah. Get out of here. I just off the once more booth space. So you can lay in the boom closet idiot. Yeah. It was fun. Convention's were easy. Convention's were like never.

It's, you know, you just have to, I think that's where you learn to like, not overdo it, but it takes a lot of practice, like at night to like not go too far so that way you have energy for like the next day or you're fucked. We've been talking about some plans for RTX this year. One thing I'm really excited for, I'm not going to give it away,

but good morning from hell is going to be doing something at RTX this year, which is going to be probably my favorite thing at the whole event. I don't know if Blaine and Chris have talked to you guys about it, but I've heard I've been in the room with some of the planning. We're also going to do, so I first to third 3rd We're gonna do an always open panel at RTX So if you like always open me and Maryl and some other guests are gonna be

Doing it there. I'm gonna be reading from your book all the things all your smut book if smut rtx event dot com tickets available now or badges whatever you want to call them July 1st to 3rd this summer Oh soon. That's like a month and a half away. Yeah. It's real soon. So yeah, there, go there, buy a ticket, come see us. Yeah. Coming out, a lot of fun stuff happening that weekend.

Is there a circle in that QR code? Yeah, in the middle. Did I do that? You do whatever you want in a QR code. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Ever? Ever. This is the Puck-Cust-eyed Pro. No, actually, I saw that purple cleaning night. I want a QR code. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Ever? Ever.

This is the Pocca style, pro. Not actually, I saw that purple cleaning night. Fabulous, I was better than that QR code. What, your life is defined by when you first saw Fabulous, so there's BF and then there's AF. That's what I thought. Love it. Hell yeah.

Yeah, I'm surprised you never see it. I feel like you can find up in lots of stores here in the Austin area You also find a Hines beans and a lot of stores in the Austin area. That's very true. Almost an abundance of this stuff You are Mike. You're not even on Mike He's just gonna argue with you from the dark. Hey, thanks for inviting me to your birthday. This is a good time.

Jeff texted Gavin. He's like, hey, are you going to Eric's birthday thing? Gavin said, I don't know what that is. And then I'm like an owl later like, that's right. Hey, come on, I didn't think you, I was like, oh, I'm not being guilt invited. I mean, you went anyway knowing you were being guilt invited. I absolutely would, here's what I told Gavin straight up.

I absolutely would have invited you if I would have thought that you would want to be on this boat for four hours, but I thought there's no fucking way you would want to be on this boat for four hours. And I appreciate that because on paper, you're right. But then because you said that, I had to go out of spite, I had to go. So that's the way to get you to go to things.

Yeah. But I'm honestly, I'm so glad I went. That was the most fun I've had on a weekend in forever. Where are you saying you didn't have fun hanging out with me in Trevor the day before? That was really fun. That was also a weekend. Yeah.

But did it have slides? It didn't there you go. It didn't I liked when we would slide down the slide onto the lily pad and just sort of skim it At one point and this is definitely after I had two white clothes. I decided to wrestle playing on that How that end I was upside down a little bit Underwater. Oh, is that what that sound was? I was upside down a little bit underwater. So. Oh, is that what that sound was? Did you hear it?

I was like kind of slightly early on into maybe like the first hour and a half or the next thing. Oh no, this is like way at the end. Oh, okay never mind. Yeah. I just remember I heard a lot of thrashing. That's what you do when you get alcohol in you. He used to wrestle me.

Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. Well, you just sort of start. It's like what Jeremy used to do. He'd just like look at me and like squat down a little. Oh, arrest. You know, it's like when you're approaching like a pet, and you're trying to get that posture that gets them like in like the playful,

like like get that. And the pet goes, it's time. Yeah. Like you're about to take a little. And then I regret not using that slide though. You didn't do it on the slide. I never I didn't use the slide because I I'm someone who likes to tenderly and gently get into the water.

Because it's cold. Tenderly and gently. But once you're in. I never warmed up. Everyone's like you get used to it. I never got used to it. I was cold the whole time. And so I went back in the boat.

It was like a hundred degrees. Yeah, 38 degrees Celsius. An elake. The lake was pretty chilly still. I mean like outside. Yeah, no, that's why I kept going back in the water every few minutes. Also, I didn't want to get back in the water because I knew in five minutes that I would be like, we're moving. We got to get back on the boat. And all the effort it took for me to get in the water would now be just undone immediately. We really did a lot too. It was like throwing a ball off, like trying to catch a ball and doing a jump.

Do a flip, catch these two balls, like they're going on. I think without exaggeration, I jumped or slid into the water, maybe 50 to 60. That's how they do it. Well, that's what it's there for. Yeah. You caught a couple balls, too, mid air. I did.

I feel like it's like a kid's birthday. Like talking about all the slides we went down. I did it. And then I jumped and I caught the ball. I think Gavin is the most athletic, an athletic person I know. Where it's like, I don't know you as someone who's athletic in like play sports

and does all that stuff or like goes to the jammerless weights. But you're so athletic in these like small random ways. Like you'll do a bunch of flips and be able to catch it and I don't know. I can get by. That to me is Jeff. Yeah, Jeff with Jeff is like, weirdly athletic.

And he's not a guy who strikes me as that at all. Yeah. Wait, I don't, I can believe that about Gavin because I've seen Gavin move. I haven't seen Jeff move. Jeff like hits home runs and like, so that's what you saw that's like as Nena's like okay, I've off the top of the boat like jump in like touches toes And like Jack knife perfect dive in the water. Okay, that is good. I went Wow, he does really incredible. He drove through that little inflatable ring like head first

It was like insane. Yeah, and he just went. I thought everyone can do that. He also That's how crazy to me. Yeah, He bike doesn't need bike like 20 miles. Yeah, but it's an electric bike. So it kind of does the work for. Yeah. I didn't know that the first time he said that was like, that's far. And then like, and even the first time I saw him biking, like I actually ran into him biking when I was biking. And he wasn't even dressed for 20 miles. He was wearing like pants and like a flannel. And I was like in full, like, you know, boot, like, you know, booty shorts and tank top was like, like Jesus Christ and then I figured out his thing was electric

not to like like undercut it's still a little bit of work but that definitely does it now I want to take Jeff climbing I want to see Jeff on a wall he honestly he would do that he probably would could we hate how do we incorporate that in a fuck face ask him it's not it's not my show it's a show how do we get Jeff to go climbing with John because it's a fuck face. Ask him. It's not, it's not. It's not, he's not. He's not sure what's his show. How do we get Jeff to go climbing with John because it's a fuck face? I think you get Jeff and Gavin to go climbing together. That's what I'm curious to.

It's too, but I don't think I could ever, unless I got him do that. Fuck face breaks shit. It's an arm. Yeah. You're not gonna break your arm climbing. Don't look at Blaine. Blaine broke his muscle.

Muscle. Because Blaine- Which is part of his arm. But when someone breaks a arm, that's not what you're referring to. The bit that breaks sinks. I want more people to be climbing with me. I'm always climbing by myself. I have an e-bike and I use it, not to like, Jeff extend it.

Like, I'm not 20 miles or anything like that, but I'll use it a little bit. And whenever I'm biking around, like, most of, but I'll use it a little bit. And whenever I'm biking around, like most of the time I'll use like the electric function on it. I can't even visualize Gus on a bicycle. But when I get close to people who are like walking, I'll like stop using the electric part and then like do the pedal assist and act like a pedaling.

And then once I'm past them, I just start using the electric part again. I don't know why, It's like a subconsciously. That's hilarious. Have you ever been jogging in public before and whenever you pass people, you jog a little better? Oh yeah.

Yeah, it's kind of like that. Like, uh, I've gone through phases where I do a lot more jogging, but I'm not like someone who can just keep going for forever and that kind of thing. And so I often like stop and walk, but then I have to like strategize that if I see someone ahead of me,

I'm like, okay, so if I start jogging, I need to not only be able to pass them, but get far enough ahead of them, they can't see me anymore when I stop. Yeah. So it's like, it's so dumb. Whereas I should just be able to stop if I want to stop. But nope, not how brain work.

Not how brain work. Yeah, I did a thing once way. I was on the Golden Gate Bridge with Meg and she's quite good at running and I hate running. I think it's crap and boring and I hate it. And I thought, You were doing it a little bit for a while.

I think mostly for her it seemed maybe. Yeah, and so we went all the way down the bridge and then she wanted to run back and I was like, God no. It's a long bridge. I'll see you at the other end. It's a long bridge. And I you at the other end. It's a long bridge. And I was walking and as she was like just disappearing

off into the fog of people and then San Francisco, by all the way down the bridge, I just thought, I'll be really funny if I beat her though to the end of the bridge. Did you just start running? So I just started hauling us across the bridge and I actually caught up to her and I don't think she's ever been so surprised.

Yeah. It would have been funny if you had managed to get an uber to pick you up. Ah, and then take it to the other end of the bridge, get out and just be standing there waiting for her and be like, what took you so long? Yeah, man, you're really slow-turning. Come on, I pick up the paint. But it's up because she was already running and I had to then run fast and then she was running to. Yeah. You had to close the distance and then...

Yeah. Oh, what's this? Look at that little bike going. Is that you guys? Yeah, that's a bad bike going. Where is that? Like a that little bike going. Yeah, that picture. Where is that? With a water bottle for scale. Oh, that's during a recording for anama.

Oh, gotcha. Look at you go. With your helmet, good. I'm glad you're being safe. Yeah, gotta be safe. Gotta protect my giant head. The wear helmet? The Golden Gate Bridge is almost 9,000 feet long.

So that's close to, that's close to two miles. Visible and the big and the pieces of it are massive. So you know, it doesn't feel like you're getting closer to any of it. That's close to two miles. Visible. And the pieces of it are massive. So you don't, it doesn't feel like you get any closer to any of it. That's true. I am with you though. I hate running. What? I hate running so much.

Big stuff takes longer to get to. It's still, don't know. It's like you'll see any change in the scale. So it doesn't seem like you're moving relative. One of the things that need to change in scale, like in closer to you. The pylons of the bridge. Yeah.

Like the big bits that hold the bridge up. It's so, you expect, because like when you're running, you want it, it's getting closer to you as you're getting closer to it. So you expect it to get like bigger, but it's so big that you can't even. You start a mile away from the Eiffel Tower.

It's big already. And you have to run a mile to get to it. It's massive. You feel like you make in the program. Yeah, we're all with you, except I don't understand how you can't just see something and go, it's that big. So it's gonna get bigger as I go for it. But it doesn't really get any bigger.

The most things on that big, like a tree isn't that big. I don't understand. I'm with you, G I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger.

I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger.

I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm getting you bigger. I'm it feels longer. Yeah, because you can see it from so much further away in great detail. It's 746 feet tall.

That's pretty tall. That's the thing. But I look at buildings all the time. But you're not running to them. Yeah, but I do. Yeah, but most buildings that big have a building somewhere right? There's a neighborhood or there's other things for reference.

You're just on the bridge. Have you ever been on the Golden Gate Bridge? Yes. Right. Well, I was hoping he'd say no. I lived in New York. No, I was a Gorn. Yeah, I've been doing like multiple times. I've been there plenty. Yeah, so we when we were there for kind of funny prom. I was there for that. You, me, West Ellison Trevor, I'll walk the golden gear we did yeah part of it or no We just just part of it took a photo and then went back you guys didn't want to go out to it It was too long it's too miles all the bits were too big and You didn't know if you were getting closer. It felt like we were getting closer and we weren't it was still so far away because Size I We weren't it was still so far away because Size

I like San Francisco. I do do too, especially the big bits I haven't been in a couple years before pandemic. Yeah, if so wait if they had more of those pylons It would be less of an optical illusion if they were smaller What are you what are you not understanding? They said that the buildings because there's more buildings around that you can tell what's killing it. It's frame of reference. That's why I was asked that. It was more of those pylon. They're big. They're not small. He's talking about like going through a city. There's like smaller frames of references that you're passing. Yeah, that big not small, John.

I'm lost. I totally get it. You lost Barbara. I was like hanging on to it. No, I got it. I got you. Was the chat on my side of tour that I was looking? I know. They're just laughing. I think I might eat glasses. I can't read the chat anymore.

Like if I squint, that says RTA content. Could someone in chat post a series of like? Cuminido77 says, I think I'm with John on this one. What? What? The Golden Gate Bridge when I was in San Francisco. I can't confirm pretty dang long. You look like you're upset with chat.

Yeah. You're like furrowing your brow. Restore that, OK? Yeah. LMAO, yup. But he has glasses on. I think so. He says yes.

Yeah, but he has glasses.. I think so. He says, yeah, but he has glasses. Yeah, I definitely love this from it. Oh, you are those three you're for there. Some gutsy, but I like a foot difference, you know, not even. But yeah, I, it's getting blurred. When's the last time you got your eyes checked? Before pandemic. Yeah, it's the first thing I did after I got vaccinated.

Really? I was like, I went and I got an eye exam. Oh, you're running towards got an eye exam. Oh. You know, running towards that chat, John? It would get big really quick. Right. Because it's not big. Right.

Right. You see this, John? Is it getting any bigger? Right. Whereas if you were running towards my dick, it would take forever. Right. Now that I understand.

Now that I understand. Oh, go with the gate, then. 9,000 feet long. Line down. Rounding up. Really, it's only about 6,000. Also, thank you, Peter, for putting yourself in all caps, because I could read that great.

Can you read this? Yes. I can read this. Bahra Harah. I'm thankful that great thing. Can you read this? Yes. I can read this Bahra Hara. I'm thankful that despite the fact that I am already lacking in a sense, my other one's seem to be still holding strong for the moment as far as you know. As far as I know, I mean, right now it's a good test. I can read that perfectly.

And there's a person who's like much younger than me next to me struggling with it. So I wouldn't say much. I'm 37. I'm 37. I'm 37. I'm going to be 33 in July. But I also like kids age you more. That's true.

I thought I was 34, right? But in a week or two, I'm going to be 34. Oh, you get it. It's whole year. It's because that happens, I think, in your 30s, because age stops mattering in your 30s. And so there is nothing to differentiate yourself between 33 years old and 34 year old.

You don't change dramatically, biologically. There's no new level up or powerups you get with society and it's like that. Society mostly goes, we don't fucking care. Until you hit 65, then you get cheap coffee. Yeah. So you thought you were turning 35? I thought it was about to be 35,

and I've been thinking, I must have spent months thinking I was 34. And then to find out that I was actually 33 and gonna be 34, I felt like I got a free year. There is nothing more on brand for Gavin free than that that right there. That's you in a nutshell. Don't get me wrong. I didn't forget the year I was born. Right. I just forgot the mass of it. I did the same thing, 3334.

Did you really? Yeah, I really. It's causing a man to feel so much better. No, because you start thinking that you're going to be this age and then you think about that so much that, okay, now I feel like I am that age. It's like finding a fiber since 20. Yeah, it's a year. Yeah, it's like finding a fiber down the back of the sofa,

but it's like $2 million. Because a year for free. That's gold. That's priceless. Especially in the end. Oh, it's priceless. It's priceless. Which is the next best thing to do me and out.

After two years of the pandemic, where it feels like we lost two years of our life, you know? Yeah. To get one of that back, I feel like I hyperaged. So you know how I've talked about before, how people who live in South Korea count their age differently. Like, you know, you count time in the womb, so when you're born, you're one,

then everyone gains a year on January 1st. Yeah. So like you have, still doesn't make sense to me. Then you president is making everyone a year on January 1st. Yeah. So like you have still doesn't make sense to me. Then you president is making everyone a year younger. Oh. What? When everyone, when are you going to come into office?

They're going to change the numbering system and shave a year off of everyone's age. I'm going to run for office someday, and that's going to be like, I'm going to take a year off everyone's life. No, we're all careful how you phrase that. Well, I'm going to age everyone backwards a year. Everyone gets to be one year younger than they currently are.

You're welcome. It's always interesting when one person wants to power. 21 hours for me pissed. So like shift something so big. I think I want to say it was Julius Caesar who had, who they figured out that like a year wasn't exactly a year and all of the time it'd been the extra six hours every year had been adding up and the and everything was out of sync. So he had to change it. It's changed the month, right?

I think he had to add several months to the year. It was like four months or something It was huge. It was a huge show. He had to just like be like all right reset and that must have been the weirdest Yeah, I think I've mentioned this before but a very weird year that must have been to have mm-hmm Like a 500 day year or something. Is he taking off the year in order to then align with how other countries count? I don't know what the reasoning is for it. Does it go to be? I think you're trying to align. I must be trying to align it more with the way everyone else counts age.

Do you think someone was going for the oldest person and then they just go set back a whole year? Oh, probably. Due to the different calculations of legal and social age, we've experienced unnecessary social economic costs from persistent confusion and disputes over calculating age when receiving social welfare and other administrative services,

or signing or interpreting various contracts. So yeah, there's this, it's to come more along with international age. But it's just, it should just be days. That would be, that change gets worse, the younger you are, because a year matters more when you're younger. So someone who was like, I'm about to be able to get my driver's license. Like, fuck you.

You got to be able to legally drink. Yeah, alcohol and that kind of. Or vote. Yeah, or vote. It's like, no, you gotta wait. That's when the years matter. My kids right now, or votes. Like, no, you got to wait. That's when years matter. Like my kids, my kids right now, years matter. Well, when you're young, that's the thing, right? Like when you're young, a year is a larger percentage of your life.

Like the older you are, the smaller of a percent of your overall life it is. So the less- Yeah, when you're 10, it's a tenth of your life. Yeah. And like, the less you need to find. What? The less you need to find. What? What? What? What? Yeah, I've had this this terrifying realization and I think this is also a part of the other

podcast briefly. But yeah, just looking back at the last day I got an achievement in a game and then trying to finish the game and looking at my save file from oblivion is like May 2006. Wait, why did I hear that? Did you say that on off-top or something? Or a bleep face? No, I've been listening to bleep face. I don't know. Maybe Did you say that on off top or something? Or a bleep face? No, I've been listening to bleep face.

I don't know. Maybe you're on a beer. I think you brought it up here maybe last week. That's when you talked about how good Severance was. You were on a TV and I'm too many podcasts. But yeah, it's just trippy to be like, I remember when I stopped playing that game. Oh, that was, you always talked my life again.

It was bean. You were talking about it. I was, I had beans in my mouth. That's why I forgot. I told it to about it. I was making, I was cooking beans. It was bean. You were talking about it. I was, I had beans in my mouth. That's why I forgot. I told it to about it. I was making, I was cooking beans. I think you texted me that and I wrote, fuck, I feel extra old now.

Yeah. I want beans again. That bean podcast was so good. Get all y'all's good beans. Some beans? Yeah, it was really good. You didn't get any beans, did you? I wasn't here.

No. Dang. Can I have a bean redo you want a bean do a bean do yeah I think I can set that up I'll find your correct beans I'll order them online or whatever yeah I'll just get a chb just get a chb do you do it on anything special for bread or you just get a whole wheat from a chb yeah just whatever I feel like the bread's not too important. Okay.

I took home the bread that they had bought for Gavin. Barbara was freaking out about this bread. It was very good bread. It tasted like cake. It's like thick, delicious bread. It's like 20 grand. What did you buy? It's so good.

It's the most middle of the road bread from like tart. Was it, or a wheat? Was it? I don't remember the brand. It's like thicker and softer than like a normal piece of bread. What bread you've been eating this whole bad? I just eat like regular whole wheat bread, but like. Oh, that's your problem.

But was this like whole wheat bread? No. White. Okay, so it's white. Yeah. Yeah, it's like my house we never had white bread ever. I know. We only did whole wheat cross.

What's the bear logo one? The bear logo one. California. No, the bear bread, the bread with the bear logo. I don't know. Country bear chamboree? Yep, that bread. Let me look it up.

Anyways, white bread was like candy. Bread with a bear logo? Yeah, like, it's like a bee. Not like Wonder Bread. No. What is it? Bimbo? Yeah.

Oh, Bimbo Bread. Is that bread? Bimbo? Yeah. Bimbo? Bimbo. It's belt Bimbo. Bim.

Yeah. Yeah. This little guy. We didn't have, my mom tried to keep us healthy. Oh, of course. So we didn't have white bread. I never, like growing up, I never had whole wheat bread, never had skim milk.

It was always whole milk, white bread, like nothing. Or you're gonna fat, this little Gestapo that was overgundy. I'm totally close to what you would consider, how they was always full fat, real butter, everything, 100% good, 100% eat. I think there's something that we grew up, we old men grew up with that is no longer a thing

where your mom's always had a box of dehydrated milk in the pantry. What are you on about? Not us, not me, no. It was a total, that was a total like suburban mom thing. It was like a grandma. It's a emergency milk. It was like if you ran out of milk,

because that was always a problem. And then because we didn't see milk. Yeah, it was like if you ran out of milk cause that was always a problem and then because we didn't have milk just delivered to our door. Yeah, I feel very lucky to have had a milkman. Just one of the greatest like things ever. Yeah, milkman. Hello, I'm Stephen Milkman. Nothing, sir.

Uh, but yeah, a little box of dehydrated milk. Never had that. Just terrible. It was a taste like shit. Oh, just terrible. In my process. But it would like, it would, it. But it would come in handy and like in a pinch like if you like wanted to bake something. I could do that because there are times where if I've run a milk or the milk's bad there's so many meals that don't function like

coffee because I really struggled to drink like coffee. Really? Not that's a meal. My meal of coffee. Like coffee. Cereal though, that's not the window. I'm so mad that Trappacana made the cereal for orange juice and I missed it. The cereal for... What? They did this short little promotional thing. Like a cereal that's meant to be put in orange juice.

They made cereal that was meant to be used with orange juice. That sounds horrible. But I have to try it. Tropicana. Wait, does anyone want to guess what the flavor would be? My guess would be some other type of fruit flavored. It's in there. Like other random fruit. Like not fruit loops, but something different. You want to get scab? Mango. Oh, but that would be good. What was it? Tropic cana, it's Tropic cana crunch,

honey almond cereal. Honey almond. I cannot imagine honey almond with orange juice. It's looked interesting. That means bad. I thought I had time, but I didn't know it was that limited ever thing. Oh, this was just like a couple of weeks ago, huh?

Yeah. It was very recent. I obviously put on orange juice cereal, John. I thought, well, see, here's this problem with promotional cereals. Listen. Is that they put out, it's kind of like video games. They put out the like teasers for it, really far in advance.

Yeah. But unlike video games, they slow roll them out to certain stores. And so you don't know when your store has them. Like the launch day could be this, but like my Walmart doesn't get them for two weeks. This cereal came with a paper sipping straw inside of it. Oh, so you could drink the orchies after? Yeah. I'm going to tell you, I'm looking at this box of cereal. I've got a real problem with this box

drawn. The design's bad. This orange is too cool. He got some very cool orange. They need to decrease the temperature. No, it's because he's a serial mess, guys. They need to decrease his coolness of about 25%. No, he's got to compete with Tony. And two can't say him and all that.

Look at the orange juice being pulled. That's vile. Look at it. It looks awesome. Beneath. That's vile. Look at it. It looks awesome. Beneath. That looks like an experience that I missed. That looks like someone from the internet find me a box and send it please.

I'm sure it still exists somewhere. I'm sure you could find it. Someone, someone has to work for Trappocana. Someone's probably out. That looks like swill. I'm still mad that the mother's day... You can buy a box or a $140. I know, they're going for so much my an eBay right now.

Just get a fucking box or like... No, but I need to know... You want an R&D? I'll make you an R&D serial. I'll bring it here next time. I think that looks like... I think that looks like... I think that's a existing serial, that's a real...

But they said it was made for serial number... For, for oranges, I wanna know what that means. Just chuck a bunch of almonds and if I can cut the orange juice, you fool. What else you did? But there was like, I don't know what they did. That's what they did, they bought an almond cran cereal. They took the libel and put a different one on it. You are there.

I like, what? I'm just so confused. Is it something that only tastes good with orange juice? Like with the cereal? You're amazing. They'll still be good with milk. Now we gotta try it with other stuff. I know, we have to.

You know what I realized in googling? No bean off, next, next one. It's the cereal or the bean. The bean redo has to wait. Thanks, thank you. What did you realize? While I was googling the bread with the bear on it, I accidentally opened up my Google tabs,

the things I've googled recently, and I think that's a fun game to play, is to have everyone open up their previously Google things and just say what they are. Golden Gate Bridge length. My NAR, where to get the rocket launcher in GTA 5? No. Famous wrestlers. Famous wrestlers.

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Never mind. How do enable reposts on TikTok? I like it, Picasso, and Bread with Bear. Those are my recent Google tabs. Awful. All a minor here related to podcast stuff, just because I've been looking up stuff. Oh, yeah.

DuBones float. Our bones denser than rocks. I looked at the last thing I looked up before the podcast had to do with a dog that Eric kept showing us. Eric, tell us a little about the dog. No, I don't want to hear about that dog. It's time to wrap it. No, Zoe, is that how you say?

Nope, we're done. We're done. That dog is only out for itself. Oh, all right. Thank you for watching. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.

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