Rooster Teeth Podcast - Fredo Teaches Twerking - #642

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

Join Alfredo Diaz, Blaine Gibson, Gavin Free, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss Blaine's Blockbuster tape, Halloween costumes, Tim Gettys' papercut and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded on March 29, 2021 and is sponsored by HBO Max (http://hbom.ax/rtmarch), ExpressVPN (ExpressVPN.com/rooster), and Freshly (http://www.Freshly.com/rooster). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm your substitute teacher, Blaine Gibson. Welcome back to class. Wait, but then Gavin just like yelled at me. Is that yelling? I'm inside. I'm inside. You're on Friday. Right. Is this your first time? Uh, yeah, took, uh, yeah, took about three and a half years for me to break down the wall to get in. Um, I think, uh, I think Gus just secretly hates you, maybe he has like some bridge held against you.

Like he thinks you're too good looking. He's threatened. That's not that he's threatened by you. We just can't handle. Can't handle the sauce. Did you bring those pictures that we asked? Uh, no, we have that's that's our, that's our opening bit for you. We always that the opening.

Yeah, we always have, we, we have. Okay. Look, do you know? I don't know if I prepare him. I got a ton of dog photos. I doubt show you all the dog photos. Now I know what it's like to be a parent in that sense. I'm just like, look at my dog. Wait, sir, you and okay, well, that's a personal question.

Had you ever intended to have kids or is this like your outlet for children? Because that's what my dog is. Like, I don't want kids. No, Jackie and I fully plan to have kids or is this like your outlet for children? Because that's what my dog is. Like I don't want kids. Oh, no, Jackie and I fully plan to have kids. The plan is two. And then if we are up for a third one, we will adopt a third one. Yeah. So this is your next test for us.

Jackie's adopted. So that's why we're like, okay, if we want a third one, we'll adopt two. That's cool. Oh, man. I'm getting tired just thinking about that. I mean, look, I just like having kids and taking care of anything besides myself. It's just like, I am such a selfish person that that seems like way more work than I want

to do. Although, you know, I'm sure mindset's change and things like that and people evolve to want different things. So I sure if you, if you shot one out, it would be a different story. He'd be very good. It would definitely be a different story if I shot a kid. Oh my God. Oh, sometimes you, you give birth and you shit at the same time.

My mother, maybe TMI, shitted on all three of us. You're my oldest than my sister, than my brother, and we were, shitted on all three of us. There's three of you. You're my oldest than my sister, than my brother, and we were all shitted on. Your mom is dying. That's what that maybe TMI. I don't think that's TMI, listen, that is a natural part of giving birth to your push.

Push, push, push. You were being out. Tell you three for three shit on the kids. Yeah, two for three. Did you have like a little party hat when you came out? You're just like ready to go No, I was like a Mall Take me a second

It did it did it took a second for me. Oh, no, I came out as a tiny baby So so did my sister is a year younger my brother though. um I remember growing up my brother he came out of bigger baby um he was really bigger baby. No. Came out of bigger baby. Yeah. I mean it's it's just bigger babies technically like. Yeah. It was a Russian nesting doll situation. But for the longest time he had to grow into his big head. So if you look at like looking back at all like the baby photos of my brother, he would be like like this all the time. And so maybe not a video footage of like him on a swing like this because he was having so so he had to like grow into his big head. And he was always just like this. I would have

your parents. I never thought he would be like a super villain. He's just like this. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's. I would have heard Perry's.

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but there is an embarrassing birth story related to my mom. And I think my sister or myself, I can't remember. And I was told the story and I thought it was funny. And then I started telling it to someone else in front of my mom. And I think my mom was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like that's not the answer I'm supposed to share that information. So now you're telling on a podcast? Oh, I don't say the specifics.

I'm not saying I'm shit on or anything like that. I can say shit. I can say shit. I'm shit on. There's only so many things that can happen during birth. You want to list them all? Let's go through them. All right.

Number one, get shit on. Number two, baby flies out through them. All right. Number one, get shit on. Number two, you can. Baby flies out. Excellent. Number three, uh, comes out backwards. Number four, baby's two tall. Slender man's his way out of the world. You tall.

What is two tall? Like how you know what's a baby? Two tall. What the world. What is too tall? Like how is a baby too tall? What happens then? Is a baby tall lying down? Is it like... I like this. Is it a kid's stand? Like are you trying to make a reference to the joke

where someone's like, I'm taller lying down, winky face implying that they have a big dick? No, I didn't go, I didn't go. I was, I was, so it's, you're talking like on the birth certificate, they measure your length and you're, you're like, oh, this one's two foot longer. I don't know what the normal length for a baby is. Isn't like the main measurement just like the pounds

and how much you weigh, like where the not your fat baby. Seven pounds, something ounces. Yeah, I think it's less like, oh, there's a tall baby and more like, oh, there's a fat baby. Yeah. I think they, I mean, I'm sure they measure everything when it comes out. They measure height, weight, all that stuff. But yeah, I think usually when people are like, oh, you had a baby girl, seven pounds,

eight ounces or whatever it is. I don't recall people being like, a foot long. I'm a super nostalgic person. So many times I go home, I dig up old documents or whatever. And I found this one is, it was my baby book. And it was like, my parents would journal entry things that were going on based on my month or my year of age. It was so fucking boring. And it's probably applicable to every baby.

It's like, Blaine loves applesauce. And it's like, who fucking does it? I'm a baby, like, zero personality to that at all. I got a, I got fed applesauce this past week by a nurse, which was a really nice treat. Is that knocked out. Yeah, so for those of you who don't know, I'll just touch on it quickly,

because I'm sure there's some people who are wondering, I had a surgery last week for a condition that I have called hyperhedrosis, which is essentially overactive nerves that make certain parts of your body sweat way more than they need to. It's like uncontrollable just all the time constantly, so I had a surgery for that this week. It went well, I'm still in pain, we're doing well,

don't worry about it. What they do for the surgery is they trigger warning for those of you who are kind of grossed out by surgical doc. They go in through the chest and the armpit and inflate your and the armpit and inflate your torso so that they could get in. And then they go behind the lung where the spine is and clip nerves that are along the spine. Not click the plank. Oh, way more invasive than I was imagining. That is crazy invasive. I thought they were just going to pull things out. No, no, clip the spine.

They clamp nerves nerves essentially. God. And something I didn't anticipate is just that when people mess with your nervous system, your whole body gets like really out of whack. Like I had like mental breakdowns throughout the week. I was going through like a roller coaster emotion. It was crazy and my body is still leveling out right now. But when you're recovering, going through the armpits just sounds, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Like, you know, change out the RAM, CPU, baby even, but can you get you can damage the RAM? Just have to get you, you

don't want to mess with the whole motherboard though. You don't want to fry that puppy. I know. It's a little nerve-wracking to think about, but nerve-wracking. Hey, but like essentially like these people have been, you know, studying this procedure for years. They've done like 9,000 of them at this point. So I trusted them. But part of the recovery process, I was being taken care of this, by this very sweet nurse who like I was still waking up out of the general anesthesia and she was like, all right, we got to get some food in your system and she's like, I bet you haven't been fed in

a really long time and I'm like, all right, we got to get some food in your system. And she's like, I bet you haven't been fed in a really long time. And I'm like, no, actually, And so she just like spoon feeding me this little cup of apples. I'm like, this is nice. This isn't bad at all. I saw your photo that you had power boots on in the airplane or something like that. Yeah, they give you these electric like compressors. They're like cordless.

Yeah, just so you don't get blood clots because there's a, you know, some complications that could happen after an invasive surgery like that. So they want to make sure you're safe. I'm surprised. I'm glad you did it and that you're fine. Yeah. Gavin, thank you. You Gavin texted me right after he's like,

we got to come up with a secret handshake now. That's like, finally, after not wanting to touch any of my friends for 20 years, now I could actually do it. So that explains our first encounter where I went in for the handshake and then you went in for the fist bump and I wanted to die. Yeah. Okay. All right. So pretty much if you've met me at a convention or anytime in the past and I wanted to die. Yeah, okay. So pretty much if you've met me at a convention or any time in the past, and I opted for the fist bump or anything like that, it's because I was wildly anxious and insecure about this condition. So I apologize if it ever came off as me being unfriendly

or anything like that. Well, since Wayne's been holding on to that for years. Very long time. Yeah, it's no. Because it's not easy to like. He's still gonna get the fist bump, let's be real. Oh yeah. I mean, in this day and You see, he's still going to get the fist bump. Let's be real. Oh, yeah.

I mean, in this day and age, yeah, I feel like handshakes are out. It's, it's all about the old stuff. I know, good timing for this fucking surgery, right? Yeah, you never have to touch anyone anyway. Yeah, I'm like, damn it. Just in time. That's so good that you got it done though. That's like, it's like a, just a burden that's a, that probably only impacted you, but

it's just like having that off your chest is just, that's nice. Well, it's tough to describe because unless you've actually dealt with it, you don't really understand the scope of things. Like someone's like, oh, you know, my hands get sweaty time to time. I'm like, no, but mine literally drip with sweat

just when I'm sitting doing nothing. And so the only thing I could equate it to, imagine if you just ate chicken wings, and your hands are covered in barbecue sauce. And so everything you touch has to be touched in a certain way, picked up in a certain way, holding controllers was always such a big pain in the ass. Weight lifting. Weight lifting, I had to wear gloves all the time.

But yeah, it's just something that occupies probably probably 5 to 10% of my brain at all times. And now it's like such a relief. I feel like a new human being. Do your hands feel different? They're different to like live inside your hands, but just to use them, not like touching other people and stuff. Yeah, absolutely. Like, there was just materials I couldn't even touch before

because it would be, it would like stick to my hand. Like if you think of fleece or anything fuzzy, I couldn't touch that stuff. I couldn't really pet cats because they're fur is so light and gentle that like petting a cat, my hand would stick to the cat. So I was always scared that a cat, my hand would stick to the cat. So I was always scared that a cat would like, you know, claw at me because I was like petting it in a weird way.

My best friend is a kid had a hyper-drosis and he would always struggle to hold on to like a squash racket. I'd play squash with him and that that shit would fly out of his hands constantly. He would like throw something and like you could see the liquid come off his hands. It's like a crazy condition. Yeah, I didn't realize how invasive that surgery would be, but I guess it makes sense because it is like a core thing of your body. Yeah. And right now what I'm dealing with too, which is something that I didn't fully anticipate,

is because it shocks your nervous system, the sweat actually comes back for a few days. So right now I'm in the recurrence stage. And what you don't anticipate is that the day, the day or two after surgery, it's gone completely. Like, you're like a holy shit. My hands are warm and dry for the first time in my life. This is a crazy feeling. And then it's like euphoria. And then it comes back for a few days.

Is that your body trying to combat the change? Yeah, it's essentially being like, whoa, this is different. What's going on? I'm in shock. It's a. Fire everything. Yes. So that's something that I didn't anticipate affecting me so much because it comes back and you're like, I'm fucking devastated now because this feeling was gone and now it's back and it's like, it's almost

traumatic in a weird way. And then after this period of time, it'll be gone forever. So I keep having to remind myself, like this is temporary, it's okay, I don't forget. Yeah, yeah. To a far lesser degree, I had this wicked, gross ass mole on the back of my head, and it was, no one could see it. I mean, only when I got a really short haircut, get anybody see it, and I had one girlfriend call it out

when we were making out, she's like, what the fuck is that? And it bothered me ever since, and I got that removed. I went to a dermatology place that I felt like they were taking precautions and I was feeling comfortable COVID-wise and I went in and got it chopped off. Oh, was that recent? Oh, wow. Very recent. Yeah. Oh, weaker to go. Yeah. It's great. We're all coming out better, uh, better off after quarantine. How's that circumcision going? Non that's our concisive

I was gonna say I mean yeah, I have a procedure coming up at the while I was gonna do it honestly last Friday But I'm gonna do it in April and I haven't Been able to know what it's like to breathe out of my nostrils for like 15 years. Oh, so deviate it's up to them. Deviate it's up to them. So they're going to go in and it's actually three procedures. I forget like the name, but they're going to go and open up like my nasal passage, drain

like a lot of the stuff that's back there and then also shave. There's like, I guess it's like kind of like a cartilage piece that's like larger than usual, so they're going to shave that down. Wow. So yeah, is that like a genetic thing or is that a thing that happens because like you like broke your nose as a child? Yeah, I don't know if it's a genetic thing, but it's definitely something that's really common.

I just grew into that and like, I don't know, I just grew into it. So I was just, Can't you breathe through, say like if you suck in air. So like, go. Like, so if I close my mouth and I just breathe out of my nose, eventually I get to the point where I just go, I gotta open my mouth because I'm not getting enough hair. They did a whole, my doctor did this thing where he's like,

okay, so your nasal passage is really inflamed. And she's like, okay, I'm gonna give you this nasal solution to help calm down the inflammation. So, did a couple of squirts, my nose felt numb and then it opened up my passageway. And I was like, holy shit, I feel like I could smell the planet. Like this isn't same. And then it was, you know, things were so messed up.

He was like, you know, before we get into the big stuff, let's take a look at that. And then I came back, I did a whole like CT scan and he showed me the kind of like the progression of like the, you know, the scan. As I was like, as I'm breathing and you can just see like my nasal passage, every time I take a breath, it just goes down to like,

like really tiny. He's like, really? So he was like playing the video, and it was just like this every time. And I was like, holy crap. Oh. So yeah, and I was just like,

well, I mean, I'm not getting any younger, so let me try and take the time to actually, like breathe out of my damn nose. Does it affect your taste? It affects my smell. There'll be times when Jackie's like, oh, smell this and I was like, I'll just go, I don't know. I don't know what it is.

Put it into my nostril. It was a trick. It was from a baby that could shit it on. Yeah. It was a ENT ears nose throat doctor. The thing is I went in there because I had like a slight pain in my left ear and I was like, oh man, there's some blockage in there. And like an idiot, I wanted those people that like I use Q tips, but I also put it like inside my ear because it just feels good, I'll be honest.

I went, I went and he was just like, I was like, I think I have some blockage on my left ear. He was like, well, yeah, blockage out of both ears. And so he sucked out the blockage. And it was like a ball of airwax. And he pulled it out of both ears. And I was like, holy hell, I should you not, my ear, it was weird.

My ears felt lighter. It was really weird. It felt like it's pressure release. And that's a question. How was your first shower after that happened? Because I had the same thing as you, Fredo, I have a lot of ear wax buildup. And one time I got it like actually professionally cleaned out. And I went to take a shower like later that day.

And I was like, the shower's so loud. Oh, yeah, there was so many things. I'm like, doc, here. Oh, whoa, that's a wow. Like the cat four stories down. Just shit. It was it was it was game changing. And it's both of those are just like things are just like, you don't really know

until someone comes along and just flips this to let you go. What's supposed to be like this and you just go, oh, dude. Yeah. That's exactly what I mean, two. Yeah, so don't use Q tips, don't. I asked the doctor, I was like, so like, what should I be doing in stash? Is there like a little scooper and he was like,

well, your euk can now is actually pretty like open. So you don't have to worry about that. He's like, if anything, you can buy like a little like, there's like a little tool you can buy. It's pretty inexpensive. It's like a water pick spray type thing and also has a camera attached. You can like look at inside your inner ear,

stream it app. Stream it just like, stream it. But I'm like, that's a team mod where it's better face cams is in the A-cam. Oh my God. Oh my God.

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where limits don't exist and the only rules are the ones you decide to make. Defy boundaries and start gaming now at Alienware.com. Next gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. When we were making Arizona Circle, I feel like started production out and I feel like I had an ear infection. I had gotten really sick from a trip to New York prior,

but I just like had this wicked ear infection. I had gotten really sick from a trip to New York prior, but I just had this wicked ear infection. I remember at the end of a shoot day, I was like, guys, I got to run to the ear nose and throat doctor to get this checked out. And the guy was like, no, there's no infection. I was like, there's no medicine. You can get me to relieve this. He's like, no, I was like, I mean, I can clean out your ears.

We can try that. I was like, oh, okay, sure. And he took out like you said, it was just like a fucking the tip of a pencil huge. And it like, my life was changed. And like I was happier on set the next like week. Yeah. Just like, oh, cause you can like feel it rocking around.

It's something that gets blocked so regularly in all our bodies. It's bullshit that there's no, like with a, with a nostril, you can just, you can blast some shit out if it's in there. There needs to be an air equivalent where you can just fire that shit. You need to ear shit. You need to be able to take an ear shit.

Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy how like those little quality of life things, how much they change, like your perspective and stuff like that. Like, is the equivalent of of having a headache for a day and then it goes away and you're like, I feel fuck, I take on the whole world right now. This feels amazing.

And just not realizing how bad it is until it's gone. Yeah, and so one of those things are, it's a gradual thing, usually, right? More just like I just, my, you know, just nasal passageway just got really just closed up and that was a gradual thing that happened. And so just for years, I was like, this is how you breathe. And most of the time it's out of my mouth. And I was like, that's isn't right. I shouldn't be doing like doing it like this. Bro, I bet your COVID tests fucking suck. Cause like it's got such a smaller

passage to go through. So like are those like extra painful? I mean, I guess you wouldn't have any. It depends. I think it's more so just it's like any normal COVID test It depends if the person's heavy handed sometimes people are just like who do you're like, okay tickles a little bit sometimes people like Yeah, I've had it done a handful not as much as some people but Of paramount yeah, I have like 13 or 14 done now, maybe. Holy shit. I have one for extra life and I guess I'll have another one I travel next. Yeah, I've done like, I had to do it before I went to travel for the surgery, but also

for every Ruchertheath production that we've done during quarantine, we've all been tested beforehand, but that includes like every photo shoot, every like small production that we've done, devil roosters, et cetera, I have to get tested before all that stuff, but it was I think a week or two ago when I got tested again, there was this girl I forget her name who was doing my test. And it might be Katie, yeah. And after she was done, she goes, I have to tell you, you just have the perfect nose for this. And I was like, oh, for this, not just in general. And I was like, what does that mean?

She's like, it's just so straight back. There's no, I don't have to move it around and just goes right back. And I'm like, all right. Cool. No, it's tunnel. I have to do a test today, and it was with Katie. It's a group that we hire out, I think it's Code 4,

something very sweet people. And she was doing it today and she was like, I have to warn you, our little brushes have gotten a much larger since the last time you were with us. And I was like, fuck, it felt like someone was starting a lawnmower, like, recording it. I was like, yeah, she went, she went pretty intense today. I got it.

It just burns. Okay, same person, yeah. It like burns in your skull and you go, and it just really gets you. It's, there's, in mission impossible, there was like a character who had like an explosive in their brain and then it went off and then like, one eye just kind of like wandered off and started bleeding.

Oh, it's so gross. It's like, yeah, and then I just goes, yeah, it's gross. It's like that today. and their eye just goes, tch, tch. It's like that today. I looked at myself in the mirror, and this side of my face was like normal, dry eye, whatever. And this side was like, blood shot, tearing up, and I was like, ugh.

Could you get your eye out of your skull and still have it functional? What? As long as your eyes are attached? I think so. Yeah. It still be functional. Like? As long as it's as long as your eyes attached? I think so. Yeah. It still be. Like you. My, my brother's a firefighter.

I don't know what stories about that. Oh, that's true. How would you move it? Because it moves within the, yeah. Could you still see out of it then? I mean, if it's the, yeah, the nerve is on. I don't know if they were like long. So you could like pop it out and then like put it around a corner. Oh, I'll have you pop it back.

No, Bob. Oh, sorry. Let's go back to talking about my nerves being clamped inside my spine. Oh, God. Oh, God, a couple of couple of weeks ago, I was on, this is an awful segue, but a couple of weeks ago, I was on in Brian Garter, who used to work at Blockbuster, talked about how they used to do these videotapings at Blockbuster.

And I was like, oh, I made one of those. It was like a video diary. It was so cute. My parents did it. And then he was like, no, that was in case you got kidnapped. And I found that tape and I digitized it. So we can watch it today if you guys want. I have it.

I have it. I have it. I have it. I have it I digitized it. So we can watch it today if you guys want. I haven't cheered up. Yes. Yeah, basically the context is they would have this ready to give to the news company and the event that you were kidnapped and went missing. And it kind of ruined the memory for me because I thought my parents were just like shooting me for a goof.

So where was this tape? This was in, where was the tape or where was it taped? Where was the tape? My parents had a closet at their house, and it was a bunch of VHS, old film equipment. And I was like, I have a house now, and I have way too much space. I was like, please let me take this off you guys's hands.

I want to digitize all these videos. There's a video in here somewhere. I have a whole box of it, and there's a video of me falling down the stairs. It's like a urban legend within my family. I need to find it still, but what I do find it I'll show it on the podcast. It's fucking hilarious. Like I full on like top of the stairs to bottom the stairs.

I just need to find it. I can't wait. I need it. Falling down the stairs as a kid was, I don't know if it was less or more scary. Like it was, it seemed like further to fall, but you always got less messed up as a kid. Like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Constructible. We thought your body around a lot more as a kid.

There are two people who are indestructible. It's babies slash young kids and drunken girls walking home from bars. They could just like, you just do summer solts and back flips and follow the heels, come back up, you're good to go, man, you're indestructible. No, because I remember on campus, I used to live there, and we were like a block away from all of the sorority houses. And you would see, like, I swear to God, it was like one out of

every five sorority sister had a fucking leg brace or a cast or like a neck brace Getting fucked up and I think it's because they were just like walking around and heels or something and they're just getting Just drunk out their asses Maybe maybe but yeah, and the moment they're just like the drunk walk home Someday, yeah, I'm just getting drunk at bars Yeah, instead of just in my own living room. Yeah, I didn't have none of that call it. I spent most of my college time hanging out with Tim Getty's from kind of funny and just playing video games

Then we would walk over to like 7-Eleven While we like gossip and then we're old enough to like Drive and I would go pick them up and we'd go to like a 24 hour Starbucks and then like gossip at like at night. Because because like Starbucks was closed and we would also like plan. Like how we we would plan how we take over the world in terms of like making internet videos. And so it was very much like let's just fake it till we make it.

And we were the kids in high school that like walked around with like, we did like a boy band photo shoot and we walked around with signed photos giving them to people in our high school. Just strangers or friends? I mean everybody. Friends, strangers.

And we were just on that whole, like, it's act famous. Maybe someone will believe this. This is so on brand for Tim Gettys. Oh my god. Two. I would say that has helped you guys out though because you're both very confident dudes. Um, I, I wasn't the thing is just to go back step back real quick. Tim Gettys and I still, we still call each other real quick Tim getting nice. So we still call each other

I'm like yeah, we still call each other one gossip. Oh my bro. This let me tell you He's like bro, let me tell you like oh my god. Um you in the Starbucks sweet Yeah, you gotta be a new Starbucks. All right girl. We would call each other Like talk like update each other on our lives and then just be like dude We got to way with it. Like, why are we doing these things? Why are they letting go the do these things? I love it so much. Oh, damn, I forgot my train of thought, but yeah, no, we just update each other on like, what's going on and what are we doing and all that kind of stuff.

They're one of the first times I met Tim. I think it was at an E3 and it was like him and Nick Scarapino were up on the stage and I was like doing a TD work. I was like floor directing for the whatever production we were doing. So we had the YouTube space and we were streaming it and they both called me out live on air and they're like, that guy looks like Henry Cavill and I have loved Tim Getty's and Nick Scarapino ever since because it was the biggest compliment and they set it in front of people and And I was like, those guys are the best. Like, there are some good people

that we know through like working at Ristrati and the industry, but like the kind of funny guys are on another level in terms of just like, just they all feel like big brothers to me. I remember when I met Tim, it registered to me that there was nothing to dislike about him.

That was actually like something I took away from me. I was like, I just like a bull of shit. Yeah. He's just he's just so excited hyped about stuff and he'll he'll gash you up. And I don't know. I know him for conscience. The ninth grade. Just a fun dude. Just like a down earth great guy. I mean, I'll see this Pete. He's penis. Yeah. Yes mean, I'll see this piece. I'll write his penis. Yeah. Yes, because I came also every summer and every winter break, I'd pack my things up and be like, mom, I'm out. And then I'd go live with him during the breaks

when I wasn't visiting him like during the week. That's just awesome for penis. Yeah, but one of the days like I came over and he was like, dude, check this out. Oh, no. And then like showed me a picture of his penis. And I was like, Oh, dude, what the fuck? Did you? Is that paper cut? He's like, yeah, as a paper cut. And I was like, Oh, man, that sucks. And he was like, yeah, they hurt. But I mean, I've seen his penis because you were just like, dude, there's a picture of my penis with a paper cut. And I'm like, damn. I think I'm going to've seen his penis. Because you were just like, dude, there's a picture of my penis with a paper cut.

And I'm like, damn. I think I have a pen on your penis. Yeah, what is he shuffling? I don't know. I don't know. He's taxes on his dickers. I have no clue. He's stuck in the printer.

I don't know. I forgot how we got the said penis paper cut. That's what I saw. Is he is he circumcised? I believe so. Like, maybe he wanted to see what it was like to not be circumcised. I was trying to be material. The image that he showed me is like being pulled out of the depths of my brain. And it was like, it was a shot down from the him over his standing over his toilet, a

shot down, a white toilet and a white penis. And they kind of blend it in with each other. We're more pink. And there was a paper cut and he was like, dude, check that. That's so sweet. Idea of like us having this conversation about the kind of funny guys in Tim and like, talk about how nice they are.

And I'm imagining someone linking them to this part of the podcast. We're like, oh, they talk about you guys on the Rashid's podcast, but how awesome you are. And then they keep watching it. And then it goes into the story about his paper cut dick. To be like, what the fuck man? Come on.

I said, no, to reaction Freddy to a CXMB shop. At just like, yeah, context. You could happen there. How true. Okay, so it was during Awu, we on box, like there's little like a I don't know electric massager like things that you like kind of stick on to yourself and then give you that like that little like electric massage on your muscles. Okay. So Jeremy was like, oh, I got to put this on my ass

cheek. So he like on zips his pants a bit stick some on his ass cheek and I just look over and I'm like, oh Jeremy penis is sticking out of there. God damn boxer hole. And then I didn't realize that Gabby was just staring at it. So Gabby was staring at it and I just go, oh, that's what it is. Yeah. Dude, it was.

It wasn't what details. No, it was. It was just like the button of his boxes was just open, leaving just like a little diamond shape. Yeah. Just a little, just a little bit. I could just see skin. And then it looked like a whale bre shape. Yeah, I guess a little, just a little, little big, I could just see skin. And then it looked like a whale breaching

the surface of the ocean. Yeah, it's like, and I was just like, oh, that's your penis, but Freddie's face. He's like, it was, it was looking, he's like, is that, is that, oh, yeah. I was like, I would just been looking at it without realizing what it was for like eight seconds.

Now, so what, what was Jeremy's reaction? Was he like without realizing what it was for like eight seconds. No, so What was Jeremy's reaction was he like oh or was he like Energy is what that is I think my penis was out like it may have been out. I think in the all would to it's bored So I think and Edder had to go in actually like Pen tool and Edder had to go in, actually like pen tool. Oh my God. That dude, our editors, that rooster teeth, they're not paid enough because they have to do that for all of us every production.

Like they've had to do that for me, for Gus. Yeah. There was shaft shots, was an old short that we did back in the day. And I remember, I'm not gonna say who, but someone talked me into going full bear ass. And they're like, you can put a cock stock on, but like, you know, are you cool just being on the internet? internet and it's like it's just my ass. I'm a dude

It's funny and it's it's whatever so like everyone in that locker room had to see me put a sock on my dick All's and then they ended up blurring it for the fucking video anyways You could have worn a dancer belt or whatever those are called yeah, it's to be fair when you do like we've had MDB scenarios where people are supposed to be fair, when you do, like we've had MDB scenarios where people are supposed to be naked, but they're just wearing like skin tights or like boxes that are really fit, like tight on you. It's in color.

But you can, yeah, you can kind of always tell. Yeah, it's like a, it's, there's not like a texture to the blurred image. It's just like kind of one matte thing and it's like, I don't like guys. It's different skin tone a little bit. There's a picture. No, it's not for comedic effects. Yeah. I know. You've, like, my, my, my people have a different skin tone.

True. I mean, they, they usually, I, I feel try to get the, the appropriate color. So my, my ass has been on the internet before because like, Arizona Circle, like, there's, a straight up, there's like, I think two shots where you can see my ass has been on the internet before because like Arizona Circle, like there's a straight up, there's like I think two shots where you can see my ass and like pants come off of my whatever. So that's, it's out there, it's fine. I have a photo and I'm debating whether I should start an only fan specifically just for this one photo because it's a photo of me, a day of doing garden work.

And it is the most defined line between my back and my ass. I've sent it to like maybe two or three people and all of them would need a different color shorts for you. I'm like, all right, we need the pink. Come on in. All right, we need this to match. You should do the only fence just for that.

Just for my ass. It's thrown on there. Oil, you know, get all oiled up. See what happens. And the photos are right there. It's a photo's. Oil, you know, get all oiled up. See what happens. And the photos are right there. It's a photo's taken. It was like last year and it is.

It's good stuff. Someone will want it. Someone will pay good money for it. Like I think Jay, he would pay for me to stop because any chance I get if she's just like looking away, I'll like sling my leg up. Like stiff like sling it up on like a table shelf or something like that. And then just twerk ass cheeks as hard as balls.

So she turns around, she's like, Is that your love language? Twerk. Probably. Yeah. Flavin' cheeks. It's just a lot about, I mean, I'm always constantly like gassing her up.

You know what I mean? Like, she'll throw on a parakell ass is or just even a pair of socks. I'm like, ooh, you know what I mean? Like, she'll throw on a parakell asses or just even, you know, a pair of socks. I'm like, ooh, you're looking damn fun. I was like, you're looking so sexy. That's a sort of relationship- When she looks away, I'm just throwing my ass at her. I would love to.

Got a balance. I bet that's actually quite loud. If you'll go in-ham with your ass, I bet if you put like a really sensitive mic next to it, it would be this- Like that. I would, I would, I would want to give like a really sensitive mic next to it, it would be the I would I would There I think there would know probably no way to differentiate the cheek clapping noise from the ball slapping What's the form? I would be grunting I assume as well because you put you're really going you go in ham

So you're probably gonna be put like oh If you might throw it would be put like, oh, what's the last, if you might throw throw, it would be like, I don't think I, maybe, I don't think I've grunted because like, when you're looking back at it, you're kind of like locking the throw a little bit. I see. So you're just kind of like,

you know, can you demonstrate, if you're comfortable, can you demonstrate? Cause I think my pants are too tight to do this, but I am genuinely curious how you even do that. I mean, I mean, you kind of just like you have to hang a leg up like you just Okay, yeah, swing it and then throw it Yeah, swing it and then throw it No, I mean, I'm gonna give up because it's just me. I didn't I didn't want to like destroy it my back But you know what I mean like I was really hoping how to dollar bill like and I'm really talking about you

Just really just sling that leg and then just let it roll let it ride and how long do you go for usually just until it gets a reaction? I mean she gets a you know, I get a reaction and then I go cool. Yeah, I move on I mean, she gets a re- you know, I get a reaction and I go cool and I move on That's love man. Yeah, yeah Except so to the Roost teeth podcast is brought to you by Freshly. Hey you yes you with the hot pocket put it down But are you up third in the garbage along with all of your other junk food throw it away? All right, that was a little dramatic. I'm sorry, but hear me out I know why you bought that food. It was cheap. It was easy. It was delicious. I get it I've been there, but what if I told you you could have all those things,

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Probably not. I would say not. So what I put in the discord is a Pokemon card. It's called thick Pikachu. It's Pikachu with his ass cheeks out just looking back at it. Dude, that's exactly the face you did. Oh, that's a lot on this podcast, but they reacted to it in the discard. Yeah, so he has two moves, clap and thundercieeks.

The dutch cheeks. And then the little description says when several of these thick Pokemon gather, their thick electric cheeks can cause thunderstorms. And then the whip. yeah, there it is. You see the width? It's thick. And then the weight is mine, your business. So in that around the cheap other discord.

And Michael just like, I hate it because they'll go throughout his day and open up the discord. Just see if there's any out there. It's just, you know, the only thing is that it should have been called thickets you, but it's okay. I stick Pikachu though. So great. It looks like really real. Like that looks like you can be scrolling through your deck of cards and you'd see that and you'd be like, you wouldn't be phased. Oh, what's the thing? Do you think that like awoken anything in anybody?

Seeing that? Oh, probably. Yeah. That's like, oh,'s like a whole thing. I'll tell you what it's like. Eric said, yeah, me. You're not gonna like a Pikachu this same again for some people for sure. Man, I found that picture. Come on, and then Nintendo released a set of just like thick Pokemon cards. How much money they print out.

I would get into Pokemon. So many thick Pokemon. They tend to don't like making money. They know how to make money. They like to not deliver. Yeah, I just want to want a thick squirtle. Yeah, can you imagine a thick squirtle squad? One with a neck with glasses and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Oh, a thick Mr. Mime. Oh, my God. Right. Jinks unchanged. She just looks at you. Yeah, it's just Jinks.

Yeah. I don't know if it's too awkward to circle back to it now, but I still want to see that video that you had, Blaine. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I guess we have a cute up. If that's, if that's okay. Yeah, we, yeah, yeah. I guess we have a cute up. If that's okay. Yeah, we can talk over it. I cut it down a little bit because my dumbass, like,

she has the lady that the blockbuster would ask me a question and then I'd look at my mom and then my mom would tell me the answer and then I'd look at the camera and then I'd say the answer. So was it like a service that blockbuster? Apparently, according to Brian Garry, it was like a service,

like a public service that blockbuster would do where you could bring in your kids, and then you would record them, just, you know, you'd get their height, their weight, all that stuff, and then they would talk to you briefly. And the idea is that you would have footageing the event that the kid went missing, because apparently, in the 90s kidnapping was all the rage.

So, yeah, they would have that footage, but we can watch if you guys want to. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, 100%. So how old are you here? You said four? I think I was four. Yeah, we'll find out.

Early 90s. This is 1994. So yeah, I was definitely four. There he is. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look at him.

That's you. Yeah. can barely see you in there the name checks out No, I like your shorts dude. I had style I like how you're doing that that kid shirt grab. Yeah The haircut of American children from TV in the 90s. Laine, if you're going to... People look like... Hell yeah, dude. If you're going to cut your hair, you should do this in between.

So I was like, actually, I actually just got a trim recently from a friend who's been like really serious about COVID and stuff like that. So we were all masked up and everything. And I would consider it after watching this video. I was like, you should do it. Just do a bleacher hair. Do the bull cut. And then you can cut out the cameras. Obviously mountain on the tripod.

Because it's consistently. Are we supposed to hear what you say? I doesn't fucking matter because I'm just a dumb kid. I'm just like saying shit. Like, what's your favorite movie? Fox in the hound. Oh my God. So anyways, had I gone missing, that would have been the footage you guys were watching. I feel like, well, I don't know.

I've not seen everyone as a kid, but I feel like that doesn't look anything like keep some reason. I just kind of see it like in the, like especially like the nose and the eyes. I was able to see it, but I think it's because your hair is so much lighter that it just takes me out of like,

oh, that's blame. Oh, yeah, I had bleach blonde hair when I was a baby. Eric says, you were short. And he says, it ends like you got kidnapped. It just hard cuts to static. Yeah. It's really critical. I feel like every hope movie does that though.

Yeah. It's like ominous static and shit. So, yeah, I'm coming through a lot of my old videos. I have like, there's gotta be at least like 36, 48 hours of footage on all those things. I have so many to come. Do you see? Yeah, I recently did all my VHS and high eight tapes. I got all that now. Yeah, I haven't watched it yet. It's boring. What did you did you did you know yourself for

do you use a service? I did it myself. I got a VCR of eBay. Did I went that you know, I did it all. Yeah, I mean, we've got a lot of stuff already to help capture video. So it's the VCR was the only thing I needed. Yeah, I did it over OBS. I just bought this thing and it's just like a little adapter. Oh, yeah. Exactly that was like a composite. I was actually setting it up yesterday and at one point I switched it. So my camera is also a VCR, but I switched from VCR to camera mode. And I was like, I could use this VCR camera as a fucking her VHS camera is a, as a webcam.

And it looked like I should do it. I like did it. I made it for the post show. It's not that hard to set up, but I was webcam. And it looked like she do it. I like did it. I mean, for the post show, it's not that hard to set up, but I was doing it and it looked like I was in the fucking 90s just from the. That's awesome. Well, I'll set it up for the post show. So tune in.

What a look. Tune in for the post show. I'll be all VHS. Ooh, I can't tune in. They could only watch on the site later, whatever. See if I could find an actual baby photo, because I look exactly the way I look like now. I'm not going to lie. There's no

there's any difference. Were you a tall baby? Was I a tall baby? Yeah, I think I don't know if I've ever seen a baby picture of Yolfredo. It looks like a mini-mean. It's just myself but smaller. My God. God, I saw it. I saw it.

I saw it. I saw it. Big ass ears as a baby. The bow tie. Oh my God. We got to get this on straight. This is the cutest thing. That is amazing.

You look like you're ready to like see people at their table. Well, you know, I'm trying to get into the show business. Young, you know, so may I show you to your seat? Hello. Like every Filipino family in my grandma was like, Oh, we've got to put them in modeling school. He still handsome and I was just like, Oh, didn't you ever, ever come close to having your parents

apply for you to be a Gerber baby or any of that shit? I feel like it's a very cool. I don't know what that means. Gerber baby is the food product in America, but the Gerber baby is the iconic baby that you see. It's just the cutest fucking baby. Even as an old woman, you could see that that was the Gerber baby, like all in the eyes in the face.

No, luckily my parents were never like big on me and performative bullshit. Like they weren't trying to like put me, but like live out their dreams through me. I think that that's the, that's just the worst. They were like, they wanted me to do sports because they didn't want me to be fat. And I wanted to be the theater kid and they're like, you're not that's the, that's just the worst. They were like, they wanted me to do sports because they didn't want me to be fat. And I wanted to be the theater kid.

And they're like, you're not going to go anywhere with that, but that's fine. You can do it. Whatever. And then here I am, mom and dad. I'm sorry. There he is. Look at the baby. I'm like, I'll get you to your table. You really do look the same. Yeah, I don't, it doesn't look any different.

I would say like the hair, you've clearly learned how to style your hair. That's the main difference. I don't know what that style is. It's like a swoop. It's also like, you had a further back hairline as a baby than you do now. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, why is my hairline so far back? Was I like a bald baby? as a baby than you do now. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, why is my hairline so far back? I'm like a bald baby.

You Benjamin Button, dude. Like, did my hair go from like, I don't know, like receiving hairlines or a full hair line? Did they buzz you a new hairline? Like, how does that happen? I don't know. I do, I'm not gonna lie, I threw it up with the quickness and I went, hold on, what the fuck is up in my hair line? I

I just found some I just found some I just grabbed a couple of these like these are the tapes. I was talking Well like the high eight ones from the video. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like eight mil tapes and they were all Originally recorded by my granddad who had the the camcorder But because English is his second language some of the labels. So Italian right? This one says I don't know if you can it says children to be recorded. Oh my god. I saw that. Yeah. If I want to, if I want to, and I saw that, if someone's out, if I watched the someone's house and I saw that, I go, oh, no, I need to get out of here. And what he met by is obviously, I see grandkids, and he's written that because he needs

to know to put this onto a VHS, like he has to record from the state. The label, all right, it cracks me up. Shoulder to be recorded. Shoulder to be recorded. Shoulder to be recorded. Oh my God. I just popped in a picture. I felt left out. I wanted to be included in the reminiscing of baby photos. I'm loving the nervous energy for this. I know they're like, this could have been a change to bit. I'm still always nervous and anxious. 24-7.

I feel like we all had haircuts that were meant for people 50 years older than us. Right? That's like, these hairstyle. Why do you look so fucking scared? You look frightened. Hey, do you own my phone number? Well, the thing is, I'm sure there was no context to it. I'm sure my parents were like, smile for the camera barber. And I was like, ee-e-e.

ee-e. ee-e. ee-e. ee-e. Side by side. ee-e. ee-e. ee-e.

ee-e. ee-e. He didn't see it. that's the same kid. That eye, sure. Yeah, it's actually so similar. Yeah, I can definitely see the resemblance. Do they ever do, like, you know those age, God, back to the kidnapping,

the age progression technology, does that ever work out? Like, I want to see when they've predicted what someone would look like and then what they actually looked like and how close they were. I think it does pretty well. I don't know. I can't obviously point to any cases that I could use as an example, but I think there's been some stories of they've accurately been able to predict what people look like when they grow up.

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Oh, yeah. You should play that next time. I'll find it. I think the only VHATs tape that I know still exists as me as a younger Alfredo is a Karate tournament. Oh my God. And it was a tournament where I was, I don't know, maybe like 12 or something like that. And I, you know, I fought my way through the tournament and I went to the finals and

then in the finals, I turned around to look at my opponent and it was my sister. That's a movie. And yeah, yeah. And so I told a story before, I try oh trinky bit short, but We were fighting and then there was a couple times like the first round She kind of like grazed her like leg because she likes to low kick She likes to take out like your shins, so she grazed like my shin to my nuts and then she got a point off of that And then she had like this little smirk like oh oh, I got a way with it. And then she did it again and another point. So I was really pissed off.

And so I knew that every time she went for a kick, she always would always put her hands to decide her face like this. Instead of like this, she's always putting it to the side. So when she did it for a third time, I jumped up and snapped kicked her in the face. Oh! Oh! Oh! She went flying and then she didn't get up. And like young Frado, like what, you know, young Frado, at this point I've seen like Mortal Kombat and all that kind of stuff. I'm like, yeah! Finish her! Finish her!

As I was like cheering, everyone's like rushing to my sister to see if she's okay. She's like, oh my god. I'm like, yeah! Frado's shadow, oh my god. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, yeah. And I got to qualify. So. Oh my god. But we know who the true champion was in that story. I got a bullshit. Yeah, everyone watching. I got third place for that. I got a book down to third.

We're older or younger sister? One year younger. Wasn't like a snap kick my like four year old sister or something. Not the day to allow like a four year old to fight against like a 12 year old sister. She's like 11. One sister or one sibling? One sister who is a year younger than a brother who's five years younger. Oh wow.

Okay, so you're the oldest. Yeah, yeah Not by much but the oldest I bet that can get shit on your little brother my little brother. Oh Not really I definitely realized that like things I did influenced him like I showed him an anime Like his first anime which is code Giosk, is a great anime. And after that, like a year later, he's like, I've watched 90 anime. And like, whoa, you're really into this. You're really, really, really into this. But he was like a bigger younger brother. because I'm six one. He grew to six two and he was like

Body lifting like looking like blame by lifting so I'm like this is my younger brother He looks younger, but he was like yeah, I'm younger brother like big Big fucking dude and I'm like, oh, thank God. I didn't bully you when I was No, you wouldn't have gotten away of any fucking face kicks with that one Nope, with that one. Nope. Not that one. Wait, so did your parents like your muscle? Did your parents like want to put you into martial arts?

Stuff or was that something that you guys were interested because you saw like team and T. I mean, they they were just like, yeah, they just wanted to throw us into a bunch of things. So I did soccer for a long time. Maybe like five, six years. Then I got thrown into Taekwondo and Jiu-Jitsu. And then I just kept doing sports. Like in middle school, I was a closing pitcher, high school. I was, I played in the football team, college I swam.

And now my body is like, I did do all of that. Oh, like, I just feel it now in my different parts of my joint and stuff like that. I think the most bullshit thing that my parents enrolled me in that I didn't want to do was basketball. I was the kid on the team that any time I got a point, everyone was like, fucking blind. Yeah, because like, there was no chance I was getting a goal. So frustrating.

Like, I never got past you or anything like that. I sucked. I always been at just a skinny little shit. I was, I'm annoyed at how much I was made to play rugby at school. Oh, God. Just like a part of, you know, English school, we just like running around in the rain in the mud. I feel like not everyone should play that sport.

Oh, no. And they would be like, teach us. I, you know, when you get tackled, you go down like this. You said, whenever I got tackled, I would like fly through the air, like doing flips and stuff. And everyone enjoyed tackled me so much.

I was, I'm pretty sure I was in the air more than I was running. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. And I, and usually I'd run for you like period one of the day. And end up just being like mud all up my neck and face through the rest of the day just because I've been shot to all over the place in the first period.

Oh, it's rugby. I'm not gonna play rugby. Why don't you throw the rules of rugby? There's state of me. Yeah, seriously, you're not going to play rugby when you're older. There's no future. There's no future. No, it'll sport.

Yeah. Nothing worse than being tackled on a slightly frozen morning, where the mud is, is, is hard enough, well, it's hard enough to like cut you because it's frosty. I think a Trevor played rugby too, growing up, but like voluntarily. Would you want to talk to me? Yeah. I played a lot of sports too you. I'm like you off right Oh, I was like I played basketball volleyball I played football for three years not soccer, but football Well, really you were the girl in the team

No, we had a girls a girls team. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it was touch football though Which to me like felt a little more challenging because if you're running and you get someone could just swipe at you, so you'll get out instantly. Whereas if you have to get tackled, someone really has got to take you down. You definitely have to be really fast, which I wasn't. I was on defense because I was just tall. I could essentially just block people from all types of sides. But yeah, I grew up playing like every single sport. And then once I got to college, I just stopped

because I realized like I was a good high school athlete, not a good college athlete. Yeah, you kind of hit college and you know, you're in high school and I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty good and you hit college and go damn, some of the fuckers are just bred for this shit. Yeah, so people like work their whole life to, you know, do this sport, yeah, I'm pretty good. And then you hit college and you go, damn, some of the fuckers are just bred for this. Yeah, so you've worked their whole life to do this sport growing up and get a scholarship. My desk. I realized that when my brother, so my brother and I, once I hit college, and she was further into high school,

we wanted to go, we were really into playing basketball and playing pick up games. So we would go to all the indoor courts in like San Francisco and usually there's like, you know You go it's an indoor court. There's two courts So it was always the same thing every time you know my brother and I we were you know we were tall as 6162 We'd walk in we'd see the two courts and then you know We'd see one court where motherfuckers would just dunk it all over each other and we go fuck that court We'd go over to the Asian court where all the short Asian kids were and then we would just

try and body them. So that's all we would do is just like, I'm not trying to get posterized and get some dudes nuts in my face. We'll have everyone watch. I'm alright. Back in middle school, we had a girl joined the football team. And it was like, it was like a big deal because like not a lot of girls played football at our like in our district or anything. Like I had never encountered a girl that played football.

She was pretty fucking good. And she was bigger and better than me. I remember being so intimidated. She was really cool about it. Like they gave her her own locker room and everything. And that's awesome. Yeah, that's dope. It was cool. It was like and everything. And that's awesome. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool.

It was like one of those things that it's like, I'm surprised they didn't do like a new story on her because she was actually like, yeah, it's fun. The the quarterback we had on our girls team was insane. I actually think that she ended up playing for like a big team after high school. But as she was probably one of the best quarterbacks I've ever seen, she had like a fucking bullet throw and she could put the ball

wherever she wanted to. It was crazy. And I'm like, I don't know what you're doing at my high school plan on this team. You should be like in some type of like huge women's league somewhere because she was incredible. Did you know how when you see people throw an American football and it just spirals perfectly, looks very satisfying.

How do you do that? I feel like I've tried to make that happen so many times at it. I could teach you guys. So you got to hold the laces in a certain way and your hand needs to be a little further back on the ball. Yeah, not centered. And it's just, yeah, not centered on it. But like further back, kind of like you're holding the butt of the ball a little bit more

I could teach it. Yeah, because at this point it's embarrassing I don't think you need to be embarrassed. I don't think anybody's looking at you and saying Gavin could throw a really hard trick football It's just like, you know, I think I don't know if there's the expectation that we're all like super athletic. Gavin, that motherfucker can't over shit. I used to be. Although it'd be cool to like surprise people, that would be a fun thing. Yeah, just pull out like a cannon on.

I mean, in rugby, you just throw it backwards. It doesn't really, it's not really the same level of scrutiny on a rugby throw. That's where a toss. That's like, you know, we used to do like, quarterback just kind of toss it. Just hand off. Yeah. I used to be the center and the deep snapper for my team.

So I would have to do that spiral through my legs with my ass up in the air. It is the most unnatural horrifying feeling. Just having like three dudes literally right in front of you. And then you're just like dipping your head down, not looking at them. You snap with your legs. You hope to God that it made it to the kicker or the quarterback. And you know pretty quickly if it didn't, and then these guys are just immediately

tackling you as soon as you're in this vulnerable position. That's gotta be one of the most rare riding positions in football, right? Like, because if you fuck up, you fuck up everything. Yeah, horrifying. I know, though my dad, like he walked on in college and he ended up playing. He was like, really good at football. Like, you know, you are also an athlete. And I remember he like really wanted me to like walk on in college.

Like, you could, you could be a deep snapper. That's all you need to do. Just, just, you know, I just went into play and was like, oh, dad, it's not going to man. I'm, I'm so fucking bad, bro. I think this guy, I think the scarier position, my opinion for football is just the wide receivers. Because when that ball gets thrown to you and you're looking up, it's like someone's there trying to tackle you or just waiting for you to catch the balls they could knock the shit out of you. Like, pretty terrifying. I mean, it mentally affects, like, I remember there's this one guy after one game.

He caught the ball, super vulnerable, hands up in the air, and then he just got fucking smashed. Like, one second he was there, the second, next second he was on the ground. And like every game after that for the season, he would try to catch the ball like this, because like his brain was like, no, we're never going to have again. Yeah. It's going to happen again.

It's going to happen again. Yeah. Got to have got to have soft hands. I think the weirdest thing that I was ever taught in the sport was in soccer. And it was kind of just like play hurt. You know what I mean? For anyone that's played soccer, there's definitely the times where, you know, you get tackled.

Even if it's a little bit, you know, you end up on the ground. I remember like, you know, getting tackled, being on the ground, and then like, ooh, and then like I tried to get up and I look at my coach and my coach is like, no, no, stay down, stay down, stay down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the face. I mean, if you're, if you're, if you're, anyway, inside the box, go down hard, go down, get like mud in your eye, get like, yep, and then it's starting, bringing you the water. You got a limp then it's starting bringing you to the waterworks. You got a limp on it, even if you can't. Yeah, dude, you had to put on this big show like the classic.

I was like, is that a like a flag? Yeah. So you get a penalty usually. Yeah. You're trying to you're trying to have the ref because you're trying to see if you could bait the ref into giving the other player penalty. Like a yellow card or a card.

Yeah. But also you can get caught it Like a yellow card or a chart. So you can get carded for diving for like or faking. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So performative. It really is. It's really like it kind of worked back in the day when, you know, video playback was like framed by frame is like, but now we got like high speed sports cameras. It is so obvious. From like 80 different angles. Yeah, it's so obvious. And buy about a foot there.

And then you can see at that point, that's what it's like. Oh, you see that a lot in basketball because when someone's driving down the basket, drive down the lane, and then people are trying to, it's called flopping when you're just acting like you got hit. But people will flop to try and pull a charging foul. And then you'll just see on this high resolution,

4K 8K, super in hand zoomed in, the people just stand there and then the person doesn't even touch them and they're just like, oh! Oh! It's like they're slow motion in real time. It's just like, didn't even get touched. And they're just throwing their whole body out.

Like they just got hit by a train. I recently got a good go ahead. I was going to say I recently got into baseball and I learned of the stupid rule that like apparently like if you're above a certain point or like you know you're ahead in the score you're like you're not. The one team is not supposed to hit like any balls. They should just like left the other team do their thing and then potentially catch up for whatever reason.

It gets it's like a gentlemanly thing. But there's this one guy who set a record. Eric is probably freaking out because he knows all the details and I'm saying it wrong. But he like, he just fucking knocked one out of the park. And it was just this beautiful hit and the fans are going crazy and all the stuff. But like everyone in the sporting community was like, fuck that guy. And like he had to apologize to the press conference. And then like the next play, the picture, they swapped him out so that that guy wouldn't

get out of it. But then that picture purposely threw a fastball at a dude's back because the player before had like fucked up by hitting a ball. It was the most nonsensical. It's like, play the fucking sports, man. Like, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. It's just like that and like soccer like diving, you like, play the fucking sports, man. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like that and like soccer, like diving, you know, it's just like just play sports.

Don't. I know. I just like, there's so much going on when you're playing sports. I don't know how people even think about like how to fake these things because it's just like, I can't even be bothered. Like, I just want to, I just want to play. And so it's just like, I don't know. I can't have the foresight to think of, oh, I'm going to pretend to be injured here.

Oh, it's just like, there's so many like nuances to like sports cultures, like things that you're supposed to know that like, they're like unspoken rules. And it's just like, it's just such bullshit. I took that like whole fake being injured role. And I applied that at home. When I was younger, because when I was younger, I hated the idea of Halloween. Like I didn't like going to people's houses and like asking for candy. I don't know why.

Young freighters, I don't like that. That's gross. So I had a, you know, Halloween was coming up. And I was like, I don't want to do Halloween in my parents. You're just like, no, you're gonna go trick or treating with like your brother and your sister. I was like, I don't want to. It was like on Sunday or something like that. I and your sister. I was like, I don't want to.

It was like on Sunday or something like that. I don't know. I had a game the day before. I got tackled lightly and then faked an ankle injury, so I didn't have to go hot trick or treating. And I didn't. I feel like, maybe I'm wrong. I feel like a lot of parents, if a kid's like, hey, mom and dad, I'm not really feeling the trick or treating thing.

I'm not into it. Would any parent be like, no, you must go trick or treating. I must walk outside with you on this cold evening while you go house to house to get candy that you're gonna eat and they get too hyped up on. Like I feel like they would be like, cool. Less work for me. My sister is the, she's like,

that's a bling. Gotta take photos of everything. But also what fucking backwards world am I living in that a kid didn't want to go trick or treating? Yeah, afraid of okay. I just want in like I don't like I don't like sweets that much like I'll have it from time to time It's not like I'll take a bite of like a chocolate bar. I'm like all right cool I'm gonna shit about that either. Yeah, and I just that Co陈 with going to people's houses and asking them for candy. I was like, I don't want to do that. And like, you have to go with your brother and sister. So I was like, cool, I'm

a fake an injury. So fake. That's bringing down here for money. Yeah. I used to, I used to have like, released into this day, like, if I go to a Halloween party, which has not been a thing in a while, I was never really obscure costumes and no one gets, but I feel like I'm like, it's like cosplaying.

So I'm like, yeah, I like it. One time, 1979 Walter Hills The Warriors, I dressed up as a character from that movie. And no fuck. Yeah, exactly. No fucking parent got what I was. I had like a leather vest and jeans and converse on. Exactly like from the movie.

But like, people are just like, hey, you're a cowboy. like a leather vest and jeans and converse on. Exactly like from the movie, but like people are just like, hey, you're a cowboy and there's actually a character in the movie named Cowboy, so I was like, I'll take it. Whenever I don't understand someone's Halloween costume, I'm never like, oh, I wonder what they are. I feel like I just don't care.

I'm just like, I'm like, I'm like, I haven't watched this one thing that they're dressing up from. Yeah, he's something, he probably gets it. Also Gavin, do you have any other Halloween costumes other than the penis? Like, I feel like you've been that for the last 10 Halloween. I only did the penis for three.

I retired after the balls kept falling out. You were right. You were right. You were the other. Yeah, I was a rat. Good. I was a box. Well, because because Meg once went as the the leg lamp from a story. Classic. Oh, you were in the box. Comes in a box. It's says fragile on it, but they like oh for Glee and I was surprised you guys and do the reverse Oh, an actual leg lab It's actual

Every time. Hey, I don't know what has been y'all's favorite Halloween costumes you've done over the your lifetime. One year was Indiana Jones the next year was sexier Indiana Jones from Temple of Doom because I ripped off my sleeve. I'd gotten more jacked, covered myself in fake blood just like ripped my shirt to shreds. Oh, hell yeah. Here we go. Hell yeah. That's cool. Oh, hell yeah. Here we go. Here we go.

That's cool. Oh, sure enough. I never really do Halloween. I'll be honest. Like even now, like even like even even now, like Jackie really wants to do it. And I'll throw out like a bunch of random ideas and you won't like it. I'm the pretty stupid ideas. I can't think of one right now.

If I think I want to let you know, but I just like non-fun costume. It's like it's to be those and you're like, no, stupid. Yeah, you're right, but I want to do it. But did you say, when I was younger, dress up as Wolverine a lot? Didn't you dress up as one of the ninjas

from Mortal Kombat? I think you mentioned that. Yes, when I was younger, I dressed up as scorpion the ninjas from Mortal Kombat, I think you mentioned that. Yes. When I was younger, I tossed a scorpion and sub zero. So cool. And I was scorpion like three years in a row. Then I was over in for a while. That was a little rain for like a couple of years because I like that.

That was a good look. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm older. I found some old pictures from some Halloween's. One year Halloween.

Oh my God. That's the penis. Holy shit penis Wow, what year was that penis? I want to say that was like 2013 Ah, that was like that was probably 2014. That was probably the penis's second year. It was looking a bit Brody. I can only see that this one like stains on it, where I'd clearly been shoved in a box for you. 2013. It's 2013. Good stuff. 2013.

And like, you can't like, because the photo's not full body, so you can't really tell what it is. So I have that on my Facebook. I gotta point out, he is hover handing Barbara. It is so very clear you are hover handing Barbara. The film is not even on that shoulder. Nope.

And then the other photo I popped in there too, so you can see Blaine in the back. My favorite though is Jack's costume that you could kind of see in the back of the second outfit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, from a hangover. Dude, Jordan is blondie from the dollar trilogy. That shit's awesome. And again, going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal.

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No, because I didn't want to hold it. I'm gonna say dumb ass. Because I mean, I guess it could have been like I'm from Texas, you know, with Derrick. You don't have to see those people again. Crike, I should have done it. Oh well. Crikey.

Yeah. Fuck, I'm his travel. Yeah, I can't think of like the caution my dear is that I would throw a Jackie, but they're reminding me of the things I do with throwing at Jackie. And there's a lot of questions while I think I'm talking about it before,

but one that I throw at her a lot, I just go, okay, what if I give, what if we do our wedding and there is no budget on your dress? She's like, oh, that's awesome. I was like, but, but your shoes have to be crocs for the wedding. And she's like, no, I get the dress, no, you don't get the dress, you don't get the dress, and I get the word crocs in order to get the dress. And I'll throw those kinds of questions at her. One that I really love, and it's still kind of some questions at her. One that I really love and it's still kind of like, Erkzer. I mean, it's like, as I go, I go,

hun. Like, what, you know, what say you, I buy you like a really, really nice bag. I'm talking about like maybe like a $5,000 plus dollar bag. She's like, oh, hell yeah. And I'm like, wait, I also buy same bag for myself, but I use it to like store french fries and eat out of it. And she goes, bullshit, give me that bag.

You're gonna ruin it. I'm like, no, no, no, no, you get your own bag. This is my bag. We just had the same bag. So like we're on, you know, we're drifted, right? We're in the same, same mindset. We got these cool matching bags. You're just to hold your stuff. Mine is to hold my french fries. I try. Yeah.

It's totally grease off the like, it's, I hate it. That's back. Yeah. Holy grease off the like, I hate. That's back. You're fucking up with this shit. What kind of friends? She really loves you. Oh, sorry McDonald's, Wendy's, in and out. I mean, who is to say, you know, you don't eat

McDonald's fries and you got the grease in there and you're mixing some five guys grease. Oh, fuck. Fuck. It's a high in bag. It's got to be like stitched together super well. It could hold to Greece. And you guys aside, it saw us.

She should take the the Crocs option here because that is who cares what you're wearing under the dress if the dress is long enough. No one can see you're gonna be you're gonna come though. No, no, no, no. Put the comfort though Gavin. She's standing there for the the fucking ceremony and she's

Why like white box at some point she'll take a long step down the aisle and people go fucking crock Classic peak out at some point Yeah, it's true. Yeah, I keep asking her about the bag thing every time Let's go. Okay, let me get you in a really nice bag and I also get the same one I use it to eat chicken nuggets out of afraid she goes, oh, you got a buy a knockoff fake one. Convinced it's real. And then just start doing yes. Oh my

car. Why is this way? Bar. Yes. Do you have your own version of the bag? Why was it matter if I use mine for french fries? I listen, me and Jackie, I think are very different people. I personally have zero interest in like bags. I have like a target purse that I use everywhere and for everything. But I know Jackie is a very classy lady and she has very good taste and she's very stylish. So I could see her like really respecting the bags and wanting them to be used for cleanly purposes only and not to store food

and to ruin the integrity and the value of the bag. I don't know. I think about it is like imagine Jackie using a 39 E as bookends. Exactly. That such a good look. If I get a 30 90 and then she buys me a 30 90 and then she buys extra 30 90s and she is using 30 90s for whatever. I still have mine. I used it. What if she used it to like prop up a table because it was a bit wonky. Yeah.

Yeah, I could have been like cringed a little bit. You had a Ricky chair and then she got to just stuck it underneath. I just walked away. Okay. Cool. What did she have? Like a one of 10 limited edition 3090.

And that was that was under the table. Or it was an official. But then I would know for no first to work. I would also need to have it. So it'd be a two of we'd have two of the 10. Fredo, you're a big car guy, right? Well, I used to be more so.

Yeah, what's your favorite car in the whole wide world? Gavin's like an Aston Martin. What's yours? Audi R8. Okay, Audi R8. You get the Audi R8 and then Jackie also gets an Audi R8, but she as soon as you guys are driving them off the lot, she sees a car and she's like, fuck this car and then she wants to drive it. And she like, ditches and the Audi flies.

Are you cool with that? I mean, I'm gonna go, why'd you do that? All right, I'm gonna drive off. But you still have yours, yeah. Like, I saw a mine coming from. I saw a whole thing, I saw a mine. Yeah, I didn't pay for it. I feel you on that one. Yeah, if it's just like, well, who cares?

Cause you have one. So what does it matter what I do with mine? I get that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I think you're playing down how annoyed you would be. I think I made it. Maybe if you knew that I had a 30 90, but I refused to run any games higher than 720p. Like like, the EFPS. You would be annoyed. You'd be like, he's wasted a nice shit. You bought me a 3090. That's a thing.

Like, you also have to buy me one as well. That's how this works. He only plays Minecraft with his stuff. You get what I'm saying? If this is a different kind of mindset. Like, for me, personally, I'm with you, Freda. Like, if, like, you have your stuff, I have my stuff. What you want to do with your stuff is

not in my business. Like yes, of course, like part of me is going to be like, well, you know, it's a little part of like seven to one Gavin, you fucking serious. Yeah, but like, and I go back to that doesn't affect my enjoyment of my personal version of it. All I'm saying is that you know, I mean, Jack, you know, say, we're right, we're able to go out, you know, COVID, we're past the COVID stuff that happens. You know, I'm like, all right, date night. She walks out where they're back and I go,

oh shit, you bringing that tonight and then I pull my bag out. And, you know, I got a couple snacks out of it. There's an elevator like public. I'm not. I'm not. I bought the same bag for myself. She got her bag for free. No, because then people see you out together with the same bag.

You're eating chicken nuggets out of yours. People are going to be like, do they both have chicken nuggets in their bag? Yeah. I was just going to lose K-so and he's just dunking chicken. Well, I mean, like the public appearance thing, I get that then. I guess I'll just eat like, silently in the car. You know what I mean? I have a between us.

I was a lot of it. You know when you, I've only seen this happen once when I went to dinner with someone where you're in a place so fancy that the women's purse gets a stool. Have you ever seen that? Whoa. I've seen the hooks. I didn't know stools were a thing. Yeah, like a little thing to keep it off the floor, where I guess hanging off the chair is not classy enough. So I guess it's a little stool. I imagine them pulling out one for you as well. Are you having a pull?

It's full of foot. It's full of action. I'm asking for an extra like, you know, I don't know, napkin or something like that. Just in case, you know, sauce comes dripping off the side. I got to make sure not to just a classy restaurant. Yeah. Obviously I, I seal the bag. If I could seal it, it's in that way. I'm not bringing my chicken nuggets smell into a fancy restaurant during date night. I think you underestimate how strong McDonald smells. Like if you have

an interpersonal use of that purse, you smell it still. Dude, fucking guys got me hooked on frozen coaks. I've gotten like three at this point. I went and got one the other day and I got their new crispy grilled, whatever spicy sandwich. That shit messed me up for like 24 hours straight. Did you know it's like six different places to get it? No, I just went to the one that was closest to my house, but I don't know how Jordan and Michael eat that shit on a bi-weekly basis, like horrifying. It just destroyed my stomach.

Well, once you're, once you're, because you eat clean, most of the time I imagine. So like if your, if your body's not used to it, it'll fuck you up. But if your body is used to it, kinda part of the course. Eric says, Boxers who can't take a punch. They've been training their whole life, plain.

I mean, yeah, you really gotta like, just keep throwing it into your gut, then you just, you got just goes, okay, guess this is how I live now. I just, I just know that it's healthy. Now that I've stopped eating as much fast food, I don't have shit and blood in my shit shit anymore. Might be too much of a patient.

We started the podcast with too much information and we're ending a two week. Before we end blood. Okay, Hey, popcorn shield., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, about movies and so we were given the keys to the Warner Brothers movie vault. And so every episode, we get to talk about a ton of movies and just geek out over it. Like the snide to cut. We might talk about that. We might talk about that. We have, we talk about the monsterverse, talk about all the more comment stuff, Batman. So it's fun to be able to have access to those IPs and really get in depth with just the different properties.

And then maybe we have to interview some people here in there. We have some interviews lined up that I'm pretty stoked on. Yeah. The cast is me, Alfredo, we got Elise, and then we also have some other hosts. We got Kayla Milton, Jessica Vassami, and Noel Wiggins. So it's going to be a good time. To cast. What an all-star cast.

Yeah. Those are just like the best things. Yeah, and it's on the Warner Bros. YouTube channel, which is pretty cool. But it's fun because it's just like, okay, what's your assignment for this episode? Oh, okay. Go watch Godzilla and Kong. And then come back and talk about sweet. Awesome.

That's what you're, oh no. No, the episode was like, hey, go watch the more of Kong that maybe. It was like, aw man. What? Uh. Someone was asking what's the shield and popcorn shield popcorn is obviously movies. The shield is because of the Warner Brothers logo as a shield. So that's that's the name we landed on.

Is a shield. Yeah, so it's generally a fun time. Just like I said, having access to that stuff and to some of the people and just shooting the shit, talking movies. And like, I'm legit nervous about one of the interviews that we have because it is with a childhood hero. And I'm, yeah, I saw that slack today and I went, oh, this really happened.

Yeah. You know, we, there was rumors of like, you might be able to interview this person. I went, oh, that's really cool. And then they were like, okay, it's greenlit. You're interviewing that person. I went, and I know Jeff Ramsay is intimidating, but you don't have to be that hero hero. But yeah, April 9th, it's coming out. We're pretty stoked about it. Hopefully you guys are as well. Well, now I know. I want to know who that is. You got it. It's going to be on fire. I'm'm gonna subscribe and order. I'm on my membership. Is it him?

No. God, I wish. Oh, God. Wait, why do you have to do that? Is that the shots? Cut. What is that? Well, I don't want to watch the Snyder cut.

If I haven't seen the theatrical, I want to be able to make a comparison. Yeah. And okay, that makes sense. I haven't seen the theatrical, I want to be able to make a comparison. Yeah, yeah. And that makes sense. I haven't watched it yet. I did start on a play and I fell asleep and I thought, I don't want to watch the 4-hour one before I've seen the crap one. That's exactly what I did.

I did straight into the Snyder cut. I didn't watch the original one either. I just went straight into it. I put it on, I was like, it's full by three and it's four I was long. I'm not ready for this. Yeah. I watched it. It's a it's a long one, but it's it's better in the original version.

I wouldn't say like it's a great movie. It's better. It indulges in a lot of parts where I'm just like, as in like with my editor brain, I was like, I would cut this. But it's interesting though, because with movie theaters, they wanna keep movies shorter so that they could just get people in and out of the theater

so that they can see as many screens as possible. But when you have home media, it's like, no, let the directors go for as long as they want to because as long as people on our platform, that's fine. So Zack Snyder was like, I wanna make make my full length movie and they let him make his full length movie. So let's reach out.

Perfect time for it. I mean, yeah. I wouldn't watch a four hour movie in theaters. I sure as shit watch. I mean, when you think about how many back to back games of Thrones episodes I've watched probably more than four hours. So it's not like a tremendous slog. Do.

Yeah. Lots of people in the chat saying, don't watch this version. No, I think there was different. Isn't that cool though? To see the differences? I mean, if you're in it for the long haul, yeah, because at that point, you've seen how much justice like six hours of justice, league. Yeah, that's a lot of it. I think about it. I don't, I watch the first, like four minutes of the Snyderka, and it's just Superman screaming.

I don't remember Batman vs Superman. I don't remember what I'm watching. So I think I'm gonna have to do or further back. I'm gonna have to do Man of Steel Batman vs Superman. Then Snyderka, if I'm really gonna enjoy it at max I think I'll do that maybe that time I think I skipped one woman and Aquaman and that because I still haven't seen Aquaman. I should probably watch that at some point it was fun like that's what I mean like it's Going to knowing it's fun the sound of the visuals. I remember being pretty cool Such a Xam and that was just like lighthearted and fun. I love Shazam.

I love Shazam. That was a good movie. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to see Michael Keaton back as Batman at some point in time. And I think that that might happen at some point, but that would be fun. Yeah. So what is the like, oh God, the actual like official rumors that he's coming back?

The idea, I think, is that in the flash movie, he's supposed to be doing flashpoint, which he's like hopping into different, you know, multiverses and stuff like that. Yeah. And at some point, he's gonna see Michael Keaton. Oh, what, can you imagine if he saw Michelle Fyfer's kind of woman too?

What? That'd be cool. What I would like to see if they do that, is they go, you know, the flash runs and he's doing this thing and and he sees Michael Keaton as Batman, but older Batman and you go, Oh man, he's, he's old, he has the, you know, he's walking on his cane. He has his dog and then see that Terry McGinnis is Batman, see a Batman beyond. I, I feel like Michael Keaton can still fuck though.

Like I feel like he's gonna be okay as an old Batman. Like you get that guy in the weight room with a decent trainer for nine months and he's gonna come out looking like better than he was in 89 Batman. Tune in for discussions like this and more on popcorn and cereal. Yeah, I mean, because honestly, yeah.

Anyways, yeah, that's what popcorn and shield is for. April 9th on the Warner Brothers YouTube channel. Yeah. I think awesome. Warner Brothers Entertainment YouTube channel. Please give us a subscribe because we'd like to continue doing it and that'd be really cool.

It's a shield. It's a shield. Yeah. Today Gavin learned to really daily that home. To. So that about wraps it up. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, I got you. Blink. That's just thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. Maybe like a hail. Fredo, this was awesome. We like to have you back again soon. Well, Fredo, it was awesome having you on. Thank you for being here. Yeah, let's just keep it. Let's extend. Let's keep talking. No, no, no, no, I don't want them to cut to black yet. Because also tune in on Thursday for our anniversary stream.

Yeah, we're turning 18 on Thursday. I want to be doing an all day stream. We're going to be doing so many cool things. I got a COVID test for the specific thing I'm going to be doing. It's going to be cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me a good time. Goodbye. It'll be a good time. Goodbye! Hey, it's James and I've got a new podcast called Wrestling with the Week. It's me and former AEW Tag Team Champion Scorpio, Skye!

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