Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Creates the Bluetooth Nose - #574

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

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I'm Barbara. And I'm Gus. Today is the 11th anniversary of the first episode of the RESTEEE Podcast. We did it. Everyone said we wouldn't make it. They all doubted us. I don't think a single person said that. They said that it was impossible to make a podcast and distribute it. Everyone said we wouldn't make it. They all doubted us. I don't think a single person said that it was impossible to make a podcast and distribute it.

No one said that. They didn't think we had to tell it. They were right about that. The easiest thing to do. It was back then. I looked at all the people in the chase. Yeah, you used to just be you at a table with a mixer and three other people. Sometimes two other people.

Sometimes if I were that, I would help you set it up in the morning. Yeah, it was not good. And then if someone hit the table, it sounded like shit. Yeah, I hated it. Don't hit the table. Oh! The year.

Oh, I'm happening. I didn't know that they actually did it. And the Eric actually got something for our 11th anniversary. What is this? It looks like a birthday cake, cookies, and a balloon that says 18th birthday, but it has the eight scratched out and it says 18th birthday, but it has to scratch down. It says 11

Like a one they add another one means we got to cut the balloon open and tail the Air what is the case say is that just above the wide? So happy 11th birthday. Oh, who wrote that What is it? What is it? This is happy 11th birthday. Happy 11th birthday. Who wrote that? A GB.

Oh really, you told them to do it and they did it. That's cool. What? Well, I didn't know if they, I don't know if Kate customization was like an option anymore. I like the red, yellow, and blue color scheme. Very, very podcast. Right, very on-brand.

Those are the colors I think of when I think of the art you're podcasting. Hey, Eric, thank you for the cake. Yeah. Do you know how hard it is for like an 11th birthday balloon? We just had to like make when you get to like talking about the cake. I'm not talking about the balloon.

Why is it red, yellow and blue? But the balloon is like, it's not hard. It's have a good birthday and we can get all like more good stuff. Like when you get to like 15, we'll do like a Keen Sinira. And are these like chips of hoi cookies? There's 11 cookies for your 11th. We got a dozen, but we ate one. Who ate it?

Christian Christian. Well, it was there was a fucking vanilla. Is this a half and half? If I cut this other. But it's a half. A half. It is with everything. This is unreasonable.

This is so unbreakable. It's just chocolate. Someone does something nice and we just shit. It's definitely not like cake. We're acting like a bunch of Elevatoros. It's vanilla. Did I get an Xbox? That's what's wrong with it.

Vanilla cake is superior to chocolate cake. And I will stand by. Even though I'm a chocolate person, I like chocolate. What are you gonna tell me next? Those are nm&m's, those are Skittles. Eric, that would be an insane cookie if they were Skittles. Who's that? That sounds amazing.

You should know. Skittles cookies, I'm not telling someone, and just like leave them out on the table in the kitchen. If we did that one week, if I made cookies that were M&Ms and some were Skittles and you couldn't look and you just had to take a bite, would you do that? Hell yeah. I feel like those were pretty low stakes, I would take that.

Oh yeah, it's like, you want this good thing or this other good thing. Skittles cookies are not a good thing. I'd take them. Pav, you tried them. No, it sounds terrible. So you I would take that. Oh yeah, it's like, you want this good thing or this other good thing. Skittles cookies are not a good thing. Okay, come on. Pav, you tried them. No, it sounds terrible. So you don't know that. What else is that shape and that color?

Smarties, but. Recespes Canadian Smarties. ET, which are essentially just like M&Ms. What else? Are there any like British chocolate M&M type candies? Smiles. Cool. Cool. Good talk. Oh, so I got Smarties and small Ace. Small Ace. Cool. Cool. Good talk.

Good talk. So I got Smarties and Small Ace. I've been broken. Let's see. Let's see. This is my headache cookie. So I looked it up. The 11th anniversary, the traditional gift for an 11th anniversary is steel.

Okay. The ma- I hear- Are you fucking kidding me? He was coming out with a sword. What in hear What is that? He was coming out with a sword. What in the fuck is that? Is that Damascus? You can't see it. Oh my god. Oh my god. You Jesus cut the cake. Oh god There maniac it's three pieces one for each of you. Mediac! What about you Gus? He's vegan.

He's vegan, there's probably a guy. Did he get a vegan cake? Gus, that was iris, I'll put my beer. No, no, put the, put the, put the, put the, Oh, over his beer, open it. Yeah, you can. I'll put my beer, I'll put my beer, Gus. Oh, God.

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70 or something I'd be 30 I'd be 40 I'd be 30. I'd be 40, I'd be 40. Yeah, you'd be as old as me. Look at me, your future, Blaine. You haven't wondered how much total time you spent on the podcast. Yeah, someone, I saw like, there's someone, this is what listener who compiled a spreadsheet

showing everyone's attendance. And I think everyone's cumulative time as well. It's gonna be like for me, like a week straight or something. Probably longer. Really? Yeah. So let me see if there's like that. A week straight is 168 hours?

There's 570 podcasts is there? What are we at? This is 574. 574. So I've probably been on like close to 400 of them. So let's average, even though early on it went longer than an hour and a half. Rough, rough estimation, but I think you would total

out to 33 days on the podcast. Me? Yeah. If there's like 500 and let's see, you've been on 540 podcasts. And we'll tell you that at times 1.5 hours. 5 straight up podcasts. 810 hours and then you divided that by 24.

It's 33 days. No, you're going so, you're going to. Shit, dude. It's a lot of time. I always think about how I'm not going to be able to catch up with the Simpsons, because isn't it like a straight week of nonstop runtime? You're saying you're not going to live another week? No, I'm saying I don't, I don't have a week of free time. Like, never know.

Never wake up free time over the rest of your life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 160 minutes. Is that right? Oh, that's a 22 episodes per season. I think it's 24. Well, about the right is 24. Well, just average it out. Almost 24 to 30 episodes per season. That's almost 16,000 minutes. What I'm saying is I don't have 16,000 minutes to give that something.

To the best show on television. 666 hours. One of the best shows. There's a mathematician listening to this podcast right now. Just ripping. He's like, this is 11 years. That's a mathematician listening to this podcast right now, just ripping. He's like, this is 11 years. That's it. I've never listened to another minute. This is the first time we ever gotten anything wrong in 11 years. Did you just confused minutes at hours? I did. That's helping nobody noticed.

It's okay. Because you're not getting enough protein. Yeah. That's just move on. I mean, I went to a great vegan restaurant the other day. I tried to go there last week or two weeks ago, but the weight was like an hour and a half, what was it called? The beer plant. The beer plant. Is it beer, not?

Oh, wait a minute, that's gluten, never mind, sorry. I get the two mixed up very often. It's pretty much the same thing. Gluten is the meat of the wheat. But it was, it was really good. I would highly recommend it. If you make reservations, what did you order? I had buffalo cauliflower, soy, brussels sprouts, and their version of chicken fried steak. Who does a really good buffalo cauliflower? Almond draft house.

They do. This one makes that one taste like shit. Really? The one that beer plant was absolutely amazing. And I love the one at the Alamo. The three things that you just listed are such common vegan dishes to me. I feel like have you just been severely limited?

I've heard of I've heard of vegan chicken fried steak before. Have you been severely limited to what you can eat? If anything I'd bored. Saying no. One of the reasons that I decided to try it was I felt like I was already bored and in a rut was what I was eating to begin with.

Yes, good point. So I wanted to try things that I hadn't even before. Why don't you just do weeks dependent on certain diets? Like this week I'm gonna do vegan, this week I'm gonna do keto, this week I'm gonna do whatever. So week I'm gonna do keto, this week I'm gonna do whatever. So then you get to change it up, I really think. Because I feel like some of those are like,

people are trying to get healthy with like keto. How to do that? I'm not actually eating a diet to try to get healthy or to try to lose weight or anything like that. No, just in terms of like changing up, like your limitations, so you have to be a little more creative with what you do. But I feel like some of those are subtractive diets.

It's like where you're denying yourself a bunch of stuff. This is just replacing and eating something different. Gavin, why don't you take a cookie? I just decided I didn't want to eat that. You were about to take one and then you like, back time. Have you been to the place it does? And I'm going to stop soon.

I'm going to stop vegan. I'm going to say that as if it's like, you're going to get into something. I can stop it anytime. Oh'm not putting that up. I'm gonna stop vegan. I'm gonna eat meat. I'm gonna eat meat. I'm gonna eat meat. I can stop it anytime. Oh, you know what you should do. You should stop the day of the steak off. That's up to stop before then. So long.

You wanna go, hey, when you stop, you never hang out with me, but you wanna hang out at Franklin's barbecue. Do I wanna wait in line for five hours? Yeah. No, we can't just go to like a, go to Rudy's or something.

Franklin's is the best place to come. Anyway, you can think Franklin's the. Is there something I can get you that you would eat on the podcast? Maybe, we'll talk about it. Okay. Can you invite me to that podcast? Cause if it's protein, I,

hmm, what do you just find? Oh, you can, you can slack me like higher. Well, the Fogo wait is, and they'll just come through and align with this bit. Just keep just keep your thing on green the whole time That's not like you feed right? Yeah, oh, yeah, the cards a little token thing I know rules. I know you don't know. It's delicious What we guys celebrating it's all these even her's like hoarding it into a car The annual lunch that we do before Christmas every year.

First one I've been to an ages because the last year is we were pre-recording the podcast at the same time. At the same time. But we're not pre-recording this time. It's just we're recording. Next week. Yeah, you got to reply to my text. Okay. I'll go. You go to the Kirby lane has like a vegan restaurant?

They do? Yeah, it's over by Kirby Lane. It's over. Very good. It's everybody's South of our draft house. There's like a cafe over there. I can't remember what's called, but it's like it's the same people that made Kirby Lane, which is a very popular. Austin restaurant. Interesting.

I've been keeping Eric up to date on my vegan food. Yeah, I'll send a pictures every now and then. Are you sick of it yet, Eric? No, I think it's great. I'm sure he loves it. Keep going for it, man. I mean, Eric's probably getting bombarded with either that or whatever the fuck the Michael and Jordan are eating on face jam. I saw speaking of face jam. I saw an article today on the local newspaper or on their website about some guy got attacked at a Taco Bell drive through in South Austin. Yeah.

He, I guess, he was in the drive through, he was a customer. He was trying to order and the employee kept asking him what he said. So the customer said, do you have, I forget what the exactly what the customer said. Like, can you not hear me? So then the employee got really mad.

And when the customer pulled around to the drive through the window, the employee had a machete. What the fuck? It started squaking at the customer's car. Is that like a machete that the branch keeps or is it his personal? In case of emergency. That he probably pulled that out of the goods like covered in their ground beef from the back. That's actually what they used to cut things back. Just like the cake.

Speaking of knives and attacking people, I saw that article thing that you sent out about the lady that just randomly went after that kid. Yeah, did you watch the video? I read the article to make sure the kid was still alive because I don't like watching people die. Especially not, I wouldn't wanna see it. I wouldn't wanna see anything die.

I just asked if you watched the video, that's all. I'm sorry. Yes, I did. You're right, how obnoxious. Yeah, and it's still fucked up, and the lady looks crazy. Is it no one dies? No.

No, I think the kids, he got surgery, and he's still in hot. This little piece of con. Yeah, this family's just like walking down the street. It's like a mother or father and two other kids. And this woman's walking in the other direction, happens in the country of Georgia. This woman's walking in the opposite direction as she in the country of Georgia. This woman's walking in the opposite direction,

and she just like reaches over and like stabs the little kid and the face with a knife. Holy fuck! Just like, just a total random stranger walking down the side of the, like the kid's not doing anything, the kid's literally just walking with his family. Yeah. If she just like turns around.

And he's okay. Yeah, he's okay. Yeah, I think he was a cut across his forehead, which he should do. And then like she tried to keep walking, and then it looked like she wanted to stab the other kid, like she kind. Yeah, I think it was a cut across his forehead nose. And then she tried to keep walking and then it looked like she wanted to stab the other kid. Like she kind of start. She started going for it.

Walking towards the other kid and the, like, and they didn't know anybody. Well, the parents, I think were like, they didn't really know what was happening, but then they realized it and then the dad starts like lunging for her, but she's got a fucking knife.

So then he's like trying to dodge it and she's like trying to stab him. She goes in the street and she just walks normal. I mean, you wouldn't expect that. You're just like walking down the street. Of course, yeah. And it's like a random stranger just turns with a knife. Yeah, making my way downtown.

Step, step, step. And I'm home, man. That's like the classic. Please don't cut that from the edit. I know you guys do that. So what was that problem? They don't know. Just insane.

Yeah, I guess. Just felt, I'm gonna stop someone. Yeah, just random attack. I do want to point out that I thought that that was the state of Georgia. It was Georgia people were crazy. No, no, the country of Georgia. Ah, you know, Tablisi, the wonderful suburb of Atlanta. This episode of Receive Podcast is brought to you by Squarespace.

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It's no way you could have told us earlier to get a refund on our ticket. Are you telling me the- You gotta refund! You're telling me the Gavin is being flaky? No. Now why would last time I went a bunch of the last times? A bunch of the last times? Together is typically good about if we make plans he falls through. Also sometimes you don't know that you're gonna get stuck somewhere right before until it happens. That's true. I was just disappointed because I was looking forward to seeing you. You liked it though, right? Oh my God.

That's how you tweeted about it. It was phenomenal. That might be my favorite movie of all time. There's someone here who doesn't like it. Who? I want you to guess. It's not me, guess. Is it someone in broadcast?

Yes. Someone who's here per currently. Yeah, I don't, I can't see everyone, but yeah. So like not in broadcast? Yes. Someone who's here, currently. Yeah, I don't, I can't see everyone, but yeah. So like not on that Japan trip. Yes, correct. I can't see you guys, the thing you're all hidden behind class. You don't know our names anyway, boy, it's okay. That's not true, Derek.

Is it Christian? It is Christian. Christian, what the fuck? How did you guess that? Because I thought I saw more. I saw more. Why don't you guess that? Cause I thought I saw more. I saw more, okay. Okay. Okay. Bye.

Why don't you like it? He said he felt sympathy for the rich family. Up on the chair. Oh, he would cause he's a rich kid. And it's about class. Classes look at his face. That's what. Yeah.

I think he said he liked them and he felt bad for them. But that doesn't mean you don't like the movie, right? Oh, and then you said the end of the movie dragged. Yeah. Nah, dude. That third act. You see, I mean edge of your seat the whole time. I can't explain why I didn't like it.

What was I saying? Nah, no spoilers. I mean, yeah, obviously don't spoil it, because it's still a fairly new movie. Why didn't you like it, Christian? I can't get into specifics without spoiling it, but I thought the last like 45 minutes of that movie, that movie felt like four hours long,

that movie took so much time. The last 45 minutes are the best part of that movie. I mean, I feel like we need a brum, we need like a baseline, what movies do you like? I just saw Jojo Rabbit and knives out. Those are both really good. They were classic movies. What's your favorite movie, Christian?

Favorite movie of all time? Yeah, sure. What's your favorite movie? The Matrix. Okay. Good. You laughed at that. What's your choice?

What's your favorite movie? That was fun. We've seen that. All right, Blaine, thanks. What are your three favorite movies, Blaine? Top three favorite movies? Predator, obviously. That's way worse than it is. Fuck you!

Predator's the perfect film! Predator is not the perfect film. It is so fucking cool. Predator! It totally flips a genre on its head. It's some short-slinger's best. It's so fucking cool. I named my dog after Predator.

Predator would be like in my top 200, maybe. That's fine. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the best. The best, bad taste. Yeah. Matrix is higher. Yeah.

Yeah. So you, you get that one, Christian. Okay. Listen, I, I fuck you in your matrix. Thank you. Thank you, Christian. I'm just surprised because I saw that movie last night

and I said, I don't think there's a single person who wouldn't like this movie. Yeah. And then I met Christian. I think only just met him even though he's been here three years. Yeah, we'll talk about it after. I think we were sitting here doing the lighting for LeClastrix podcast and we got to talking about it.

And he said that and I believe my reaction, my neutral reaction was, what are you stupid? Get the fuck out of here. Wow. Wow. Oh my God. Yeah, Parisite knives out and Jojo Rabbit. We saw all three of those films essentially back to back. We saw one last weekend, one midweek and then one last night.

It's like three of the best films to come out in years. Have you seen all three? No, I've only seen Parisite. I haven't seen Jojo Rabbit or knives out. I want to see knives out. Jojo Rabbit, I still don't know what the fuck that movie's about. I don't want to tell you anything about it because it's, I mean, going in blind is probably the best way to experience it.

Yeah, I like JoJo Rabbit. If I had to give it a cop in terms of like what it feels like and type of ITD stuff, it's closer to hunt for older people and less like what we do in the shadows and so a rag and a rag. It's fucking great. Do you want me to give you the baseline for it? You want to just go in blind. I'll go in blind.

I'll watch it. I know I'm going to watch it. But I feel like that's what always happens right. Like a bunch of good movies get stacked at the end of the year. Yeah. And then January is like a dry period. Yo, so we're going to movies. God, everyone's dropping their trailers right now.

I guess because like all the good movies are coming out if you were putting trailers in front of it? I guess, but there was a lot. There's bond, black widow, fucking wonder woman. So good. Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters. even free guy came out Last week. Oh, yeah, I didn't know what that was and I don't really care for it. I feel you keep playing

Why do you keep doing the same thing? I'm fat. Okay. I don't rather really watch trailers anymore I feel like all of those movies you listed. I know I'm gonna see anyway sure But do yourself a fair like the Wonder Woman trailer is masterfully crafted. I haven't watched it. Is it got a spoil shit? Wow. Maybe. It does. I was annoyed by something in that trailer.

The review. Yeah, the thing, yeah. I don't want to say it because of camera. It's not going to work. Is it the appearance of a person? Yeah. I mean, you can spoil the trailer. I haven't watched a trailer that many times since the watchman, the old Zack Snyder,

like that was a great trailer. I've watched this trailer like 20-30. Pine is back. Oh, because he died. Right. Yeah, spoiled. I mean, they don't, that's like a three-year-old movie.

They don't talk about how he's back though. Still, it doesn't matter. I know. Also, I saw the, so they put up I guess character posters for the movie, maybe yesterday or earlier today, and one of them was Chris Pine. Oh, I mean, he's like very prominently featured.

Yeah, and before the trailer even came out and I was like, that's kind of what. What did he do? I left in the first one. He played Crash Captain America. Totally the same thing as Captain Mercury. He's like doing something that I think crashed a plane. Yeah, he had to bin it.

But Pedro Pascal, like all this stuff with galgados incredible, but the shot with Pedro Pascal is like, you gotta want it. And then he's like shaking his head and he's like this huge smile. That's not, I'm just eating that up. I'll fucking love you. I'm not as a type of shake.

But a shake indicates negative. Yeah, this would be a shake. A nod isn't affirmative. Does he shake my hand? Yeah. Shaking's head up and down. Notting. Yeah, shook his head up. Yeah, but a hand a shake a nod isn't affirmative. That is shaking my head. Yeah, shaking said up and down nodding Shook is yeah, but a handshake is up and down Yeah, but you don't go there the way with the handshake. Not I've shown like what a fish does. Okay

Let's shake hands like that from now on Gavin. No, let me let me grab it better Let me grab it better. My first instinct was still to go like this. I was the last time we've ever touched. So maybe you're colder than I thought. My hands are freezing. So I made a good point that there was also 40 years ago. So it's not like he just came back. He's like, he came like he was like.

He still came back. I didn't say he. Yeah, because this movie takes place in the 80s. Yeah, 1984. 1984, which is a show on the trailer. Damn. Yeah, which they repeatedly drive into your head. I feel like the 80s are becoming a caricature

of what the 80s actually were. Like it says someone who was in the 80s. Yeah, it is so fucking like put through this filter repeatedly. That it's just like, like joke now. We get further and further away from it. Right. I wonder if that's like how people felt when back to the future came out,

when they were like showing the 50s. Oh yeah. It's like, that's, I'm sure that's not really what it's like, but it's just so distilled down to iconic imagery. They did that in Indian Jans well, they like went to a diner where it's like half dudes are in letter jackets and then the other ones are gonna look like the leather greaser jackets. Gal Gadot, though, so hot.

Kristen Wigg. She's like, it looks good. It's made to the 40s. She looks incredible. She looks really good in that trailer. But also Pedro Pascal. Don't like this. That's so cool.

No, but we've got two dicks. Yeah, I thought that trailer was really good. The Ghostbusters one, I'd like that they kind of like didn't let you know it was a Ghostbusters trailer right away. Yeah. But it still sucks when you watch on YouTube, like I'm gonna watch Ghostbusters trailer. So what Ghostbusters movie is this? This is in the actual Ghostbusters universe. So it's nothing to do with this.

Like the old female Ghostbusters universe. So it's nothing to do with the old female Ghostbusters. This is in the Ghostbusters one and two universe, not in the 2016. The best comment that I saw on the trailer was like, there has, like in the trailer, they say, there hasn't been a ghost site in 30 years. And then someone's like, but what about 2068? There hasn't been a ghost site in 30 years.

Did they say who you're going to call at least once in the trailer? They didn't and they didn't use, they didn't use the theme song either. There's all these like easy, low-hanging fruits that they could have done. The theme song is, I guess they got that settled, but that was like a copyright lawsuit against Ray Parker Jr. for that.

Really? Yeah, Huey Lewis sued him because the baseline and the melodies kind of like I want a new drug. Yeah So they can't use it at all anymore. No, I think just Huey Lewis may get the money now instead of a parking Junior. Oh, but then they made for legal Quagmire reasons they may not use that song. That's unfortunate. Yeah, it looks like I will like I wasn't as entertained by that one is like the Wonder Woman track, but it has like heart, it seems like, it's not like kind of phone it in with bad jokes.

Are you excited about the new Star Wars? Yeah. I already have like, I think four screenings purchased. Full. Yeah, I got an extra one if you want to come. Okay. I mean, I've never been acknowledged. I've never been, okay. I've never been acknowledged. I've never been- Okay.

I've never been someone to see a movie twice and I already have a ticket. I think I saw Force Awakens on to think nine or 10 times at the airs. That go- why? Because I love Star Wars. But not, um, Jedi thingy. You know, uh,

R-Retret, what, R-Retvenge? Last Jedi? Last Jedi? That was it. I don't want to rip under open this band-a, but I will say currently I'm not crazy about it. Upon multiple viewings, managed the last Jedi, there was just some choices. Was like the milk second bit?

No, that's, that's whatever. That's just alien texture literally, but we get into it. A whole thing. I don't want to open up that can orbs Did you already go into it on this podcast before I'm sure I have I've talked to I've talked to stories death so No people like Star Wars though Have you guys seen the trailer or have you seen uncut gems? I think there was like a early screening that some people here went to I Got invited up, but I didn't go you didn't go here. It's good You don't I Adam Sandler it's weird to see him in a role like that because I'm used to seeing him in shitty goofy comedies goofy comedy that's a that's a really kind way to put it

That was a weirdly dark movie it was so, dude. I thought really sad watching that movie. It was a really unbelievable part in that movie where he's like, who is his wife? She's the fucking underworld woman. Yeah, dark hair. K Beckinsale? K Beckinsale. Isn't it something, eventually in Lily?

No, K Beckinsale. Who's wife? Adam Sandler's in clicks. And there's a part where they're about to like make love, and it's Adam Salar and K Beckinsale. And he's like, I'm gonna skip this part. It's like, it's K Beckinsale. Are you kidding me right now?

I thought you were gonna say the unbelievable part was that they're married. Not the remote that stops time. No. Have you seen any of those Netflix movies he's done that's for some reason costs like tens of millions, but sorry. Um, which ones?

The okay, he's made several of them. I haven't seen any of them, but Netflix always says that they're very, very popular or profitable for them. Yeah, but Netflix could say whatever the hell they want. It's true, okay. And they're really steady figures, any numbers. There's but Netflix could say whatever the hell they was. It's really steady. Fig is any numbers. There's some Netflix original set up and pretty good.

Like movies? Movies and series. Isn't a black mirror Netflix original? It was a movie. It wasn't a movie. It was originally. That makes it not an original. Yeah, I think the first two seasons or three seasons

were BBC and then that's when the movie picked it up. Oh, BBC right, right, right. I mean, sometimes feel like an international market, they'll pontna with Netflix or something. But I mean, if you're in the UK, it just looks like a BBC show, at least for the first one. Yeah.

So I looked it up. I had to look up the Ghostbuster theme song. Because someone in chat, I forgot who, someone chat said I had it backwards. So I had to verify that I was actually correct. Huey Lewis sued Columbia Pictures and Ray Parker Jr. for copyright infringement, saying that Parker song was too similar to I want a new drug. Lewis had been approached to compose the theme song for the film. The three party settled out of court details of settlement,

remained confidential to 2001. When Lewis commented on a payment in an episode of VH1 behind the music. And the parker turned. And the dude Lewis, for breach of confidentiality. Because he said this stuff on VH1. Right. Uh, so where is it currently stand?

Is Huey Lewis kept collecting checks? I don't know. I guess it says that the details of the settlement were confidential. Okay. So I don't know. Oh, got it. Both songs are pretty fucking rad though. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Drives. You lose had like some really good songs for a while. Yeah. Huge.

Gavin, you're not gonna comment. You love 80s music, don't you? Yes. Fine. Favorite genre? It's 80s. Yeah. Love A's. You okay, Gavin? Yeah. I'm good. You talk. You him. Yeah, I'm good. You talk you hug. Maybe after you're going to What do you stars? I want to go see Paris. I do. I do. I would actually I would absolutely see that movie again. Paris. Paris. Yeah.

I I wonder who wouldn't. Maybe that maybe he needs to see it again to feel better about it. That was the black married channel for for some of the same channel for BBC. I don't know what the difference is. Yeah. Isn't every four instead of one. Is it every channel in the UK BBC? Is that BBC four?

I think that. I mean, it's not. I mean, press four is channel four. What else is that? BBC four. Come to think of it. BBC four is the different. Is BBC four not channel four? Oh, stranger things to think of it, BBC 4 is the different.

Is BBC 4 not channel 4? Oh, stranger thing. No, it's an app like original, yeah. BBC forgot about that. Well, on terrestrial, so BBC 1, BBC 2, ITV, channel 4, channel 5. But then where's BBC 4? Well, that was like a new channel, like digital and stuff. Is terrestrial not digital?

No, that terrestrial is not over the air. Well, like down there. That's not terrestrial then, if it's over the air, is it? Well, it's like through the shit that's not digital. But it's over the air? What's not the shit they turned off a few years ago? Analog? I guess terrestrial is analog.

Okay, there you go. I found out a British slang word that I never knew What the other day braces What does that mean like feel teeth braces? Suspenders yeah braces are suspenders, huh? Interesting. It's not slang. Oh, yeah, it's like slang is a weird way to do that sign Another British wrong word braces. So what do you call these?

I can't even have. We call those suspenders. Stupid. No, that was the braces. Can you wear suspenders if you're not James Bond? Just James Bond wears suspenders? He wears them every now and then they look good. He wore them in casino royale.

He doesn't even get his balls crushed in that one. Yeah, that's pretty fucking crazy. But you were suspended when you don't have a belt on, right? No, I don't really wear suspenders. I know, I did wear them in a wedding a while ago. I didn't mean you specifically, I'm saying the purpose of them is to hold up your trousers. To hold up your pants, yeah.

But most of his gadgets, like in his belt, what, peace of mind? So he has a belt and suspenders? Like he had that thing in Golden Eye where he was like, pew, and he swings around. his dick. You can't do that with the abrasion You You can do that with suspenders And they got like a little alligator clip

Yeah, and then the clip gets them in the eye. Yeah, totally. The chest on such a delay is just a little shit that I've said, but it hasn't come up yet. Someone in the chest said you guys should hug on camera. Oh, you and me? What do you, what, no, the other people who talked about hugging? Oh, it's an 11-day anniversary miracle. I'm gonna have a Gavin hug since he was like wasted at a party. He's so soft.

Thank you. Wait, is this so like a pillow? You know what's so soft about it? No. That new shirt. What? Oh yeah. A cleaning shirt?

Yeah. This is from my podcast. I saw a story today. People got to be careful with that shirt. I saw a story today that a woman was kicked off an American Airlines flight for wearing a hailed Satan shirt. That's actually, they asked her to change her shirt. But why? She could sue.

Like, that's like a violation of freedom. It's a rights, right? Someone had a shirt that said something about Jesus on it. I don't think they'd kick them off. Right. Hailed Jesus. What if it said fuck Jesus? No. I feel like if someone had a shirt that said something about Jesus on it, I don't think they'd kick them off. Right. Hail Jesus.

What if it said, fuck Jesus. Oh, Jesus. I'm just saying, I'm just exploring the options here. What if they be kicked off for that? What if I were a shirt that said Jesus is only okay? People like Jesus. Oh Another turn they may be like give so ever You just call that a tear a turn what touch? Oh I'm so happy with my videos to get to you. Hey, so big, so I'm gonna spit.

Oh, God. Oh, my God, fucking hell. Like Jesus. If they don't make that right now, we're missing out. But I can see why you would give the shot. This says people like gifts. There's a gift. Who is, who's gonna wear the shot though?

I. People who really like gifts. I feel like you can only wear that to like a holiday party. And not like, Did you buy it while you're out doing your Christmas shopping? That's another time. Or you could wear it to get like a two-week span. Well, you're hanging out with your friends and family

to give them a little winky wink of, I would like some presents, please. Oh, I thought you were like implying that you were having sex for like a winky wink. What? Why would they look like family? Blaine only wings when it's sexy time. No other time.

No, he gives a winky wink. That's how you know it's different. But I'm not a lot, but I also shake my head. We need a, wonder why you're single. Oh, yeah. I know, sure, people don't like Blaine. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, women. We win. Ha, ha, ha. I know, sure, people don't like Blaine. Yeah. Women.

Women. I had a moment last night. I was like, really fucking excited to get home because the new one I've said a watchman dropped. So I was getting my pizza and I'd just been playing a fallen order, Star Wars fallen order. So I was playing the Empire Strikes Back soundtrack when I was driving, I don't know. And when I was pulling into my parking garage, I had a roll down my window and I was playing the Empire Strikes Back soundtrack when I was driving. I don't

know. And when I was pulling into my parking garage, I had a roll down my window and I was already blasting it. And there was a couple on the corner, like making out. Like they're obviously saying goodnight for the good buyer for the night. Like such like making out. Yeah. And I'm like, my car isn't very loud. So I pull in, but they hear my Star Wars music as soon as they're done. And they both stopped and just stared at me. And I was just like, you know, my good girl. You should have given them a soundtrack for their make-ass.

Oh! Ha-ha! This morning, I had to drop off a package at FedEx. You know, is that FedEx over there by Easy Tiger? Uh-huh. And so I dropped off a package there, and I was leaving there to come to the office. And as I was driving by Easy Tiger,

there was this man and this woman in this really tight long embrace like around in front of easy tiger, like right by where I was driving. And I don't know why, but I rolled down my window and I was about to yell at them to get a room. And I was like, what are you doing?

Stop, I don't know when to come. I was like, I'm just gonna do it. I was just gonna antagon to check it out. I said for no reason. I just got the results back. It's terminal. Come here. It's okay. Get around. Oh my god.

I like that. Yeah, I feel like some of you had a vision just finished that. And like the true Gus was about to be activated. And then you had to pile on it. We'll lighten you guys. I'll tell them. And then you saw your vegan groceries in the past and just made me like, I'm a better man now.

I also imagine you think that you could just like yell at us, you're driving by, but in the car in front of you stop. So then you're just like, there was nobody else. The parking lot was empty. That's what I was like. It would have been, it would have been a clear shot out. The best part is they would have seen some dude in a Tesla and like, a asshole.

That's the best. But it was a really, they were really hungry. I know it's going on. Yeah, maybe it's like a long-distance relationship and I haven't seen each other well. Well, they should definitely get a room then. Or they could go out. Maybe they just broke up. I saw them do what I thought.

When I was looking at them, I was like, I wonder if they're like saying goodbye to each other. Like, do people hug on the breakup? Yeah. Yeah. This is our last hug. After my, I guess I've had four breakups in my life. Four or five?

Yeah. Oh, you always hug. Shit. One time I fucked. A little good bribone. You know, for old time's sake. It was just like, all right, well, I guess one more for the road.

I can't imagine the confusing, contrasting emotions of a breakup shag. Well, because it was like, it was a long time coming in like fairly mutual on that breakup. And it was just like, we still liked each other. It was just like, you know, we're both here in this room. Why not? Huh. In chat, George Wild 2 says, I should have yelled easy tiger. The name of the restaurant. Nice, not bad, not bad.

I almost had the same experience where we were just like, yeah, it's just not gonna work out, you know, life stuff, blah, blah, blah, very amicable. And I was on my way out and just like, really, you know, we, it was like, we were initiating it. And I was like, way out and just like, really, you know, it was like, we were initiating it. And I was like, this is a terrible idea. We just broke up so we said not.

Yeah. Because like, I afterwards was it awkward like putting your clothes back on. No, it wasn't strangely enough. Okay. Yeah, I don't really know. I've had other breakups where it's just like, you never know how to be like, all right, by like you want to keep talking and keep it.

I don't know. It's like hard to explain where it's just like, I don't know how to, because like once you're gone, you're gone. It's like that's the end. And that's always kind of like the hard part of just like, well, this is like, I'm probably not gonna see you for a while if ever again, who knows, or talk to you. I just don't remember mine, my one. I think maybe I'm just like repressed with the sadness from it. Was it just one break up you got? Yeah.

Don't remember anything about it. Were you in the same place when you guys ended it? Yeah. Okay, it wasn't like over the phone or something. Or in like a different country. Go on, I wonder why I don't remember anything about, like I remember going, because it was in a different city,

I'd take a train. Did you go explicitly just for that? No, I went there to try and not break up. Oh, but I failed. Oh, is that where you're sad? Is it today the anniversary of the 11th year podcasting and your breakup? I might have been 11 years ago.

Guys were breaking your ground. Well, you was 2009. No, it's 10 years. Okay. Well, it's almost 11 years. What year was it? That's what you was 2009. I'm going to forget that one since you forgot my hours and minutes.

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Sí, esa es un... ...gofer en el UK, ¿verdad? ¡Ya! ¡Ya! ¿Me lemme a ver? ¿Eso es una cosa que te hagas? ¿O si te hagas? in the UK, right? Yeah. Yeah. I remember her. She's already taken to another. Oh, she cheated on you? Well, well, yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, I mean, yeah, let's be fair. The British intensified for a second. But that happened months before. Yeah. That was a young little boy. Yeah, okay.

That's already over. I saw break up suck. Yeah. Speaking of the young little boy. Yeah, okay. That's hard to get over. I mean, I saw... Break up suck. Speaking of the UK, I saw the greatest road name ever. Four road somewhere in the UK, where was this? In Cornsbro, Don Kester. Was it Belend? But whole road. But whole road, yeah, and they would try to change the name of it.

They did change it. Oh. And then there was because the residents were sick of people coming to Butthole Road to take a picture with the sign, they live on the best tree in the world. Right. But I imagine it'd be difficult to get like delivery like on order of pizza to where but 69 butthole road. I would have petitioned so hot against changing that road name. We got the name changed in 2009. What's the origin of that name?

They're not sure, but they think that there was a body of water there at one time, that they referred to as a butt. Yeah, like a wool of that. Yeah, and there was a hole to get to the water but hold I was driving somewhere and Austin the other week and I'm gonna say it because it's the name of a street here and I couldn't believe that it was the name of a street it was like turn left on this road it's called cripple road oh yeah and I was like that seems like it's because there's a cripple creek yeah well so cripple is just a wood it doesn't necessarily that seems like. It's because there's a, there's a cripple creek. Yeah.

Well, it's a cripple, it's just a word. It doesn't necessarily refer to like a cripple person. It's offensive. Well, if you call someone a cripple, that's gonna offend them. But you can cripple something. That's true. You have a crippled item.

I guess it's all context. Yeah. I guess it was just like, it was weird when I saw that. And I was just like, oh, cripple road. Yee. There was a road that never mind. If I say this road, people will be able to track down where I live, so never mind.

Well, you can always say that you don't live there. Not very much, you live there. Yeah. Well, anyways, it was named after... Well, maybe don't give it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no took a picture like, hey, I'm on your cat street, you know. And then now that we're no longer seeing each other, I try to avoid that road because it just brings back. You can run, you're like you're running over her cat.

Is that what is, well, I walk down it because it's like you step down her cat. So yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. It's a good one, it's a really good one. Thank you. I wonder what happened to the sign for Buhl Road? I bet people stole it all the time. I bet someone has it.

Right? Be interesting. Yeah, I'm sure they probably got stolen all the time. Like, where's the in Colorado? Like, some highway has a mile marker 420 that kept getting stolen, so they replaced it with like 419 and 910s or something No, that's fine. Like they just have to replace. I would steal that too.

I still want to take a shot a picture in front of the barber Jordan roadside So correct there with Jordan. Yeah, it's been eight years since I moved here You've Photoshopped your photoshopped your faces onto the sign, Barbara Jordan. Or at the airport to Barbara Jordan Terminal. You mentioned photoshopping your faces on the sign. There's a guy, and I, okay, so backtrack. There's these things popping up throughout Austin, and they're basically a bunny rabbit's head

on the body of a snake. And I don't know... What do you mean they're popping up around? I haven't seen that. There's one right outside our office. Oh, do you go everywhere in Austin every day? I just asked where. I've seen, okay, there's literally why I asked where.

There's one within walking distance of here. I could show it to you later if you'd like. They've just been around Austin. It's mostly on telephone poles, like the wooden telephone poles that you could staple stuff onto. There's like, I see like three on my way to my local coffee shop. And they're all over the place and they're really creepy and I feel like they're like stuff on to. There's like, I see like three on my way to my local coffee shop.

And they're all over the place and they're really creepy and I feel like they're like, oh man, there's something. So I looked into it and the Austin subredd tracked it down. Apparently there's like a local artist who's just been hanging those out and he just, no one asks him to do it and he, no one knows who he is but he just goes around and hangs these like dead rabbit

things with a snake's body. It's a drawing though. It's like a, it looks like a kids arts and craft project. Now that I said it, you're gonna see it everywhere, I bet. Well, I'm gonna look. Yeah, my better. Text me a picture every time I see one now.

I'll think of your book. I didn't just yell at this, get around. It's normally, I think the only time playing and I text anymore is about Watchman. Hell yeah. It's the best. Only's only one episode left. Are you watching it yet? Not yet.

That's on our list. Hmm. You got to watch it. Next week's the last episode. So if you want to binge it all, it's a good time to do it. We just watched the first episode of Castle Rock season two, which I had no idea they were making a season two. It's the Stephen King, you know.

Oh right, right, right. Yeah. It's kind of Hulu, right right right yeah. Um it's on Hulu right? Hulu yeah. I f-fuckin the guy who plays Pennywise was in the first season. Scarg Scarg. Scarg. Oh why? I fell in which one is it? No. I don't know. Is it? So what do I have to- I don't know. One of the Scarg Scarg. The guy who plays Pennywise is in the first- it's creepy as fuck. One of those cars. The guy who plays Pennywise is in the first it's creepy as fuck. Got it. And the second season has a Lizzie Kaplan. Is her name? Oh. I thought this was like a spin-off from a Game of Thrones thing. Oh, no.

Not Castorly Rock. Castor Rock. It's like a it's a town and a lot of weird things happen in that town. God, I got pumps out books like no one's business. You think he's the most like what's the word prolific written? I don't know prolific. Like the longest running like he's got the most prolific. He's got like the longest he's got the highest page prolific. Prophilaptic. prolific. There's a better word for that prolific professor who's who the most published no Just use my word blame. What's the definition prolific? It's producing much fruit or foliage or mini offspring Now that's not it at all. It's like I'm a seeding king a mask

Bill scars guard. Is it Bill scars guard? That's what the chat thing. Oh, okay, or schmorg and heck and guard Is it Bill's card's card? That's what the chat saying okay or Shmurgen Hicken guard. I'm still looking for the word playing Oh, yeah, huh most prolific author and whatever I gave in Who is the most prolific author some authors simply use a pen paper while there's such as Isaac Asimov spin hours at a stretch working at a typewriter Are you looking up the definition of prolific author? No, I'm only a most prolific author. Yeah, away. There's like Shakespeare and Harold Bloom. No, no, that is. But I want to watch, watch men. You should.

You guys talk about it so highly. And next week's the last one. It's the time to get on. Eight episodes? Nine. Nine. Yeah. They, you got to watch out though, because like social media,

they're just posting spoilers like fucking no one's business. Really? So like if you happened to prong the wrong tweet right now you do it spoil a lot. Okay, so I Been watching all the all the Star Wars movies time waiting to get through all those before I can watch watchman You watch watchman your servers ago Adam ah, what was what was that question prolific what you're What's running on uh did one episode one two three Solo and then we're gonna do Rogue One. Cool.

Rogue One. So you're kind of trying to go in chronological order? Yeah, I mean, as much as we can without getting into all the other external shite. You already passed the worst of it. God, bloody hell. Episode two. That's you, that's you least favorite then. Ah, yeah, I thought that was terrible. That's you least for everything. Ah yeah, I thought that was terrible.

Yeah, it's pretty rough. Even worse than one? No, one and three of them, much better than two. One at least had like a sick fucking lightsaber battle that was practical. And I thought the pot racing seems pretty dope. Two's just a load shit. Fair play. If I play indeed.

I got people like Jesus. No, we got Peter, I Peter, I put it in chat. Oh my God. I got, I got made fun of. Probably one of my neighbors was putting Christmas lights up. But it was at night and he thought that was hilarious. He's like, most people put those up in the day. I was like, well, I'm busy in the day.

Also, like at night, if you put them at the night, you could see like how they glow. Yeah, he thought it was bloody outrageous. Don't, people must put them up at night. You should have, have jobs and stuff. Have you already met them before or was that your first meeting of your neighbor? Ah, we'd said hello before. Okay. Because I was like, you should have protected not to speak English or something. What's, how's the weekend? Yeah, could have done that weekend. I worked to the weekend too. How quickly do you have to or how long do you have to know someone before they get in like

Rivia, you know, and like give you a hard time? I feel like with me, people rip me immediately, almost immediately like this guy. I mean, I like to really notice someone. Yeah. When I first moved into, when I first moved into my place, like a bunch of my neighbors were having to get together, and they were all like talking and stuff. And it was like the first time I was kind of meeting

everyone in that area. And I'd already met some of them. I kind of knew some of them, kind of didn't know some of them. And one of them came up and started talking to me. And he's like, I guess he was really good friends with another them. I kind of knew some of them, I kind of didn't know some of them. And one of them came up and started talking to me. And he's like, I guess he was really good friends with another one that I kind of knew. And he's talking about the other guy, and like kind of like making fun of him a little bit.

And so I also like made a joke, like kind of like, oh, haha, right. And the guy laughed. And he liked the joke so much that he immediately left when we were talking and he went and told it to the other guy. Like, he came up with it. Like I didn't just make it.

He literally just took a joke from me, walked over and told it to the other guy like like he came up with it like I didn't just make it He literally just took a joke from you walked over and told it to the other guy. It was his own joke And I was like what was the joke? I don't want to get it. I don't want to get it. I can tell you off camera. Okay, but I can hear you giving delivery material. I just said that I can hear you delivering my material. I just set that. That looks over. Oh. You fucking narkeed on me on a joke that I had the other day.

It was at the expense of someone else. And Todd Womack is co-managing core with Barbara. They both are heroes or. We're a mommy and daddy. Don't put it that way. We're anywhere. Anywho. I'm daddy, by the way. I't put it that way. That's where you're going. Anywho. I'm daddy, but I just want it to know. I like jokingly called Todd Wilmac turd wombat.

And clearly, I would never want to set to get to him because I'm sure that that's not a great thing to hear. And then I think I said that to you. And then Todd walks in, you're like, hey,, Blaine tell Todd what you call them behind his back Because he said it and it literally Dick moose because you have to own it at that point because then if you try to hide it then it sounds like you're talking shit about it So it's like if you he might have already heard it walking in I see where you're coming from guys that happens me sometimes and you just have to like lean into it

Yeah, just like no, I was this was what I said right like I would say it in front of you, too Yeah, yeah, um, he probably loved it. No The the YouTube rewind came out last week. Yeah, And someone tweeted me a clip from the 2014 YouTube rewind where they did the ice bucket challenge. So it's like one YouTuber tips it out of frame and it lands on another YouTuber in a different frame. Yeah, and you guys were in that, right? Yeah, I was in it.

And like I think John Green tips it down, well maybe it's someone else, but it tips onto my head, it goes into slow mo. And then I tip my bucket to the side. And it hits Todd Woe, Mike. Does it really? Yeah, and I was before I even met him, probably. No, you had met him.

Oh, cause we were in Boulder. We were in Boulder, yeah, but it was before, it was way before he worked here. Yeah, he was on a channel called Key of Awesome. Hell yeah. Which is funny, because Todd will appear in some of our shorts here and there as like little cameo characters or whatever it is.

And every now and then there's like one or two comments that are just like, is that Todd from Key of Awesome? There's actually a lot. They're like, oh, fucking Key of Awesome, guys. This is great. Yeah, I mean, I was telling achievement under this and they were like, why was Todd in the YouTube, really, I was like, he's a famous YouTuber.

Yeah, he's probably the most successful YouTuber out of all of us. I saw, speaking of YouTubers, I saw someone made this infographic on Reddit last week talking about how like the top 100 channels in YouTube have changed over the last decade. They showed like the top 100 channels in 2010 versus the top 100 channels and now and how very few of them back in 2010 were corporate owned and how now in 2019 most of them are corporate owned. I was looking at it and in 2010 they have Rooster Teeth listed as like a corporate

own channel. And I was like, oh, interesting. So I went through the comments and showing off in the comments, there's like a long-mested thread of people arguing whether or not Rooster Teeth qualified as a corporate channel or as YouTubers in 2010. Was it machinima? What's what machinima? Were we our own by?

We weren't owned by anybody in 2010. Yeah, it wasima? What's what machinima? Were we our own by? We weren't owned by anybody in 2010. Yeah, it was 2014, then we got acquired, right? We acquired in 2014, got it. Like end of 2014. Yeah the fuck? In that funny. That's crazy. Also, I knew exactly where you filmed that. Yeah, right over there.

Yep. Brandon was up a ladder, pouring water on my head. Wait, I filmed that. I was there on camera that day. Oh, I bet you were. You put in press the button. That's fucking weird. Wow.

Yeah, Brandon was up a ladder. I was like, you got a tip to some of my head. He said, well, we did it. I was like, just tip it on my head. We'll be done in five minutes. You couldn't have just said, it's for the YouTube rewind. I think I told him, he didn't know what that was. I was like, forget it.

What did you guys think of this year's YouTube rewind? I didn't watch it. That was fine. It was fine. I thought it was fine too. People, I mean, after last year's disaster, I feel like they can't come back from that. Wait, I can see why they wanted to pull it back a little bit.

Get it back to like a summary of the year. Yeah. Exactly. And I think this benefits the people in it. Yeah, I do too. Was Ninja in this years? I don't think so. I don't remember seeing him like a fucking watcher.

No. Lame. But a lot of people, they really seem like they played it safe. A lot of people are complaining that it's like, oh, the big company got all this money. Should have done something amazing. It's like, they didn't have to do anything. Like, they didn't used to do this. They've just like, people are used to it.

So they now expect it. And it's like, Well, it's because I think what was it? 2013 to 2015, they had like really big, highly produced. 2012, I think was like the first. What was the, I think Rebecca Black did 2011? I think so. And then after that, they started doing like big medley.

Yeah, I remember there was one of you in Dan like on this truck or something and like there's an explosion behind you. Yeah, we were being towed by the breaking bed. Buzz. RV. Yeah. And a massive explosion went off.

That was the coolest part of the YouTube rewind. And they used that shop. I guess because it's a sliver, they used it for ages. It was probably more than that one. Anybody, yeah. And slow but they used to. A, you just, that was just three times. I was like, I'm not one. Anybody. And I remember opening my lab coat, like right as the explosion happened,

it was like the vav show. Yeah. And we're like, yeah. Not that I made any. That's the closest reason she does ever come to being a used to rewind in your shirt. I remember like back when those were first starting

to happen, I thought they're awesome because it's like a collaboration with all your favorite creators. And stuff like that. I said, you just like, get so fucking hard on that stuff. And now it's just like, yeah. Well, I mean, they burned me on on it.

It was very US based at the beginning. LA even. Yeah. And then I think as they tried to include more countries, it became just way, way more expensive. And then it got just weird. Something I really liked that they did in this year's YouTube rewind is they featured channels that had like the biggest growth,

like people who started off this year and like had the most growth in terms of like subscribers just something like that. People started in June or August or whatever it was. I liked that and I also liked how they highlighted other countries like Gavin was talking to me. But it's like, you know, first Indonesian creator to hit like 10 million subscribers

or something. Yeah, that's cool. That's very cool. Yeah, it's cool. People who are just like top-tending the platform right now and how many you haven't heard of. I think it's cool. We heard a T-series?

Wait, it's a small channel. Were you in this year's, I don't know if we can... No, I wasn't in this year's or last year's. Okay. I mean this year you had to let B slam it on YouTube, which you guys, I don't know. You guys already know. I don't know, I'm glad we're right off to.

Oh, okay. We should upload more. Have we thought about that? Have we just, hey, probably have to be here less. Do the same, but more. Oh, no, don't do that. Shut up, shut up. If you replace Dan, I know a guy.

Do you want to be in one? No, no. I mean, I would, but like, that would be the most inorganic. I want to be in one. I you want to be anyone? No, no. I mean, I would, but that would be the most inorganic. I want to be anyone. I could pretend to be Dan. I was in one, but we never released. You can't fuck a hit me in the face of a football. We love soccer.

I like it. Had to do with a car. You got to be very dangerous. Here, I could be Dan. I could probably be. I mean, Dan could be attracted to me now. You got to be channeling your scars guard. No, his cut's the other way. Can't do that.

Wall-eyed. It's right, Dan likes cross-eyed girls. Yeah, it does. I haven't seen him in ages. Can we hear it next month? No, nice. If they have a shoot session. I always say it, and it never happens, we should hang out.

We hit filming so hard when he said that it's we we're both just so tired, but I feel like this time we'll build in some social time. You should. You mean so you can hang out with Dan, I probably wouldn't be invited, but that's cool. You watch the Matrix. He could come see Parrisite with me. You watch the Rios or Starwalker.

That's the one? With me. What's it called? Rios or Starwalker. Open it. I keep forgetting the name of it. It's a rocker. Is that the one? With me. What's it called? Rise of the Skywalker. Yeah, okay. I keep forgetting the name of it. It's a weird like. I never remember with like rise of Skywalker.

Rise of the Skywalker. Rise of Skywalker. Rise of the Skywalker. Like, rise of the Skywalker. Rise of the Skywalker. Is it Rise of Skywalker? I thought it was Rise of Skywalker. What is it guys?

Rise of, I'm only looking at my, I don't know. The Rise of Skywalker. Yeah, that's a weird one. Very forget who was it? Was it John Boyega that lost the script? Well, he didn't lose it. It was stolen, wasn't it? Yeah, and he got put on eBay. Oh, fuck, that is so stressful. I think he got nicked from under his bed. Right. Yeah, he had left it. I think was it under his mattress in a hotel room? But the people that knew that it was him so they would just search in his room for it.

Yeah. I know that they like, they encrypt that shit now. I think that they only do, I don't know if they do physical copies anymore. For Marvel, I think they only gave out sections and I also heard that they did tablets and shit like that. Mm-hmm. I don't know, man.

The Marvel just tried to hide as much of it from Tom Holland as possible. There was a time I had a script for an RT short in my front seat, and I was about to go into the gym, and I went, I should hide this, so no one tries to break into my car to get a script. I was like, wait, no one gives a fuck. Even if they find it.

The rest of the key cinematic universal will be destroyed. Oh no, not this short about Bernie being a crazy boss. I was not writing slow-mo scripts. I'm just leaving the place. Boy. Exterior. Captain's house.

Jay. Very bright. Very bright. Yeah. I have to be. So, I know people have like like dabble with virtual reality and stuff Does anyone ever tried the like any augmented reality stuff like the magic leap headset? Then we'll let me ask let me step back. Does anybody here know what the magic leap headset is question with augmented reality is this does the void count?

It's kind of like virtual reality, but also like you touch things But that's all VR though. That's all in a VR headset. What has augmented reality? Where you augment reality is like if you have Why'd you say explain it? Where you add elements into reality that aren't really there. Yeah, you had a headset like those the HoloLens Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, you had a headset. Like the HoloLens? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like that.

You do you already that? No. You might have, but it was five years ago or something. We shared an office at the time. It's back when we were over here. You probably did. We shared an office. I'm just kidding.

We're done guerrilla. Yeah, dude. So anyway, there's this company, magically, they came out with a headset last fall. They, it was like, worked on for years. They had, they raised, I think, I want to say $2.6 billion in funding to develop this product. And I guess it came out last week that they've sold 6,000 of them. That's not very good.

That's not very good at all. How much would they have to be sold for to make back the $2.6 billion? Oh my god. That is so bad. Sorry, I'm just like pro. $33,000 each. What are they selling it for? I think 2000. Close. Is it just dissup? Well, I think it's just people aren't aware of it. That's why I lost. I just stepped back and asked if anyone had even heard of it. What was it again?

Magic leap. So what's the hook with this one? It's actually really cool. It's kind of like the Holland's heads that you put on except the field of use bigger. I do remember you playing around with something. Yeah, okay, and that's what it looks like. Yeah, I remember you had to take your glasses off every time you I mean, that's your problem. What? It's like night out. It looks crazy, doesn't it? No, it doesn't not compared to other VR things. This is a Chrome was like, but the whole point of air though, isn't it? That you want to like be out and about?

Yeah, like Google lens and that's like, well, that's totally like self-contained. Whatever happened at the Google lens. Google that. Yeah. Amazon started working on that. They just discontinued it. I think they just last week, they just announced it or discontinuing support for it.

Because that was five years ago. No, it was like seven, I think. Yeah, I remember. Jack have a pair. Did he do it? Yeah. Did he get prescription lenses for it? I don't know.

Oh man, that's great. I know that Alexa's doing that. They are? Yeah. Did you see the poorly written article about it? No. They're like, new headset lets Alexa sit on your face. What?

What? People are like, nice. I'm sorry, what does Alexa do? You got to stop saying it, though, because you're going to send people's things crazy. I'm sorry. What does Alexa do? You got to stop saying it though because you're gonna send people's things crazy. I'm sorry guys. What's it called? I don't know look at echo Amazon echo glasses are sitting on your face Alexa sit on my face. Alexa play Barry White Introducing echo frames. Is that it? Sure glasses with Alexa. Mm-hmm. I would imagine that sounds right. I mean, why? Say people are just going to talk to their own face. And then what happens?

It's just like an Alexa that you get. Alexa. They look like normal glasses. I feel like they could just do an attachment. Like if there's no visual element and it's just like you just want to talk to them. Or just like an ear piece or something. Is there something that you can see? I mean, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. they could just do an attachment. Like if there's no visual element, and it's just like, you just wanna talk to them. Or just like an ear piece, something.

Or is there something that you can see things? Like it pulls up things? I would imagine if there was a... Like, I think what this does, if I think this is just a fancy shitty Bluetooth headset. Okay. Because it seems like they say that it requires a compatible Android phone and the app for connectivity.

So I think you talk to it and it activates the app if the phone is like in your pocket or something. But why does it have to be, it's always glasses. Because people wear glasses. People like glasses. Oh, you're sure, Artie, start get on it. People are glasses. I feel like the nose is completely wasted.

The nose is completely wasted. Like if they made a Bluetooth Alexa nose that you just put over your nose. Gavin, you don't have to like, stare around anything. What are you on about? How would you attach an Amazon nose over your nose? What if we could just like one of those like eat

like what you wear when you go swimming? When I was like a little nose pincher thing? All right, but why put it of your eyes? Why you look? Because we already have a product that exists here. We don't have an Amazon nose. I'm saying that stupid. How would you attach it to your fucking nose, dude?

Would it be like a strap that comes back around? Look, these bits, these bit's fear glasses. These bit's fear nostrils. Uh-huh. So what can balance something on my nose. We're not all you, Gavin. That's like the nicest way I can say that. I'm gonna make the first Bluetooth nose

and it'll be less than $2.5 billion in funding needed. It'll be amazing. Bluetooth nose. No. All I gotta do is cut up one of the echo dots and just put the guts into a nose-shaped thing. And then is it a nose-shaped nose that you wear on your nose? I kind of want to make, you know those like,

groucho marks glasses with the nose and the mustache? I kind of want to take the nose out of that. And just take the guts out of it and echo in it. And then make you wear it for a podcast. Are you implying that you'd rather wear that than glasses? I'm saying I wouldn't rather wear it because people think it's weird when stuff's on your nose, but it doesn't have to be. People don't think it's weird that you wear rings

around your eyes. Because you use them to see. It's just a purpose. There's nothing you need on your nose to help you nose. It's just a free rack. Just hang shit on it. Your nose? Yeah. Like nose? Yeah.

Like what? Like a shirt? Low, like an echo nose. Just like the echo noise. I mean, I guess like I'm thinking about like, I guess people had like Bluetooth headsets that went over their ear, but it's because they looked weird if they wanted to hear.

That's why they went there. There's no reason to put anything on the nose. But if you're talking up your own face, the nose is close to the device. You can just go like this. I like this. The nose is right there. It is you.

Is there a smell component to this whole gadget? Ah. You know, I like this. You know, lavender. Choose a scent. That'd be cool. I like that lavender. Yeah, if someone's taking a dump.

When I was used to sneeze, hold on. Hold on to it. Dude, I've been, I don't know if it's just like, I keep going in after the same person. But for some reason here, people shit smell worse than ever. People taking some bad dumps. It's that time of year. You did just have Fogo and a child too, you know, so. Is it? I just over the last like month to say. It's that time of year. You did just have fobo to childhood, so.

Is it? I just said over the last like month to say. What's the stinkingest bathroom here? Where's the worst dumps? The one here? Where the one further down over there. Throw the down over there. Oh, okay.

Is that the one you typically go to? I usually pee in that one. There's only one toilet in that. And there's only so many people that use that one. That one's also not limited to just researches. No, I know. But, I mean, what are you saying? That I'm saying that non-Ring-ed people

that stick your clients. The clients tell that are in there, I could see them having some weird. Is someone still leaving boogers on the wall? There's still boogers by that urinal. Oh, the fuck? You never notice the booger wall by the urinal? The one that's right by us?

Yeah. Like if you're peeing at the urinal, look a little to the left where there's like that seam in the one on the Far one the one right here real close. I sure it's not just glue from the No, they're boogies. Oh, yeah, just because to be fair in the far one. I thought what it was it was not But I thought it was anal slime on the back of the oh, that's just like a stain It's just like the things coming up a little bit. I was fucking to my partner the things coming up a little bit. I was fucking to my partner.

We never hold away of my apartment and we have a Valley trash pickup. Who's that, a lot? Not really. It's not a great apartment. So I'm walking by and I don't like it this one trash can. And it's just got a brown sludge running down it. And I couldn't tell if it was chocolate pudding or the other thing.

What did it taste like? I actually was like, I had to get Dutch away from him because he was gone for it, but I really did want to find out. But I didn't want to like, I always do want to know that. Because what was it? Like, what was it? What was it?

I don't know. Was it melted chocolate? It's lost, you'll learn on it. Another problem with that bathroom, I haven't mentioned it in the podcast before. Somebody pisses on the top of the year And all wait, how does that happen to get up that day? They have to be really tall Devon Let me name one tall guy

What I mean even a tool guys dick wouldn't be it up that someone just arching it right Maybe they're trying to blast the book or wall to get rid of it to clean it off. Yeah, maybe What you want to go look at the book or wall barber? Not particularly. I mean maybe after the podcast is done I'll go take a look with you guys But I don't know what it is, but those bathrooms have been smelling like a farm recently Like you know like fucking like piss and shit Animal shit, but it's like not like it doesn't smell like human shit. It smells like animal shit No one has no one but now does it smell like a farm

kind of kind of Like hamster wood shit would shit. But also shit. I can't hold shit. Let's go with the women's bathroom right now. It's your remote, Samaritan. I'm gonna come and watch it. It's the one thing we can't put across on this platform.

Yeah. It's the smell. Not until we have the Alexa knows. Well, let's get lucky on it. So then, People who watch the podcast just put on your Alexa noses and then come with us. So Barb, you're gonna come with us

with in the men's room and see the pissed on your and all in the boogie wall and then we're gonna go smell your hamster cage. This is what it sounds like. Oh, I'll record it on my phone and that can be the post show. There it is. Should we do the push it from there? I am willing to do that, yes.

Also, that would be like a five minute post show. Oh no, what are we to do? I think someone wants to go home. Let's do it. I'm down. So come to my hands to cage. Well, we'll do it that maybe we'll do that for the post. I'll we'll see. First members, you'll find out. Maybe.

I read something kind of interesting the other day. It first made me mad, but then I think I'm okay with it. I guess there's a rumor that in 2021, Apple wants to release the iPhone with no cable, like no port on it. How would it just wireless charging? Just wireless. But like if you're on a plane or traveling at all or anywhere except your fucking house

that has that wireless charging pad. I bet they'll have a magnet cable that you just slap on it. A magnet cable. Yeah. I would think of the, okay, I'm gonna kind of onboard with this because think of the like you're having less ports that water can get in. So it's going to become more waterproof than an RE is. I never have issues with my phone and water. Plus they also get rid of the internal circuitry to handle that.

So it's like they free up space for more battery or more processing. It's lighter. And then also like I've fucked up my iPhone by accidentally dropping it on a cable that's plugged in. So I either like broke the cable or you know. And then if they do this to where it's widely adapted or what are adopted throughout all the phones, if it becomes more prolific, then you don't have, you can have cable chargers on like your Uber, you don't have to worry about,

oh, I need an iPhone, oh, I need an mic. I guess they just need to update the rest of the planet so that's not be annoying, like a plane would be annoying. Yeah. Well, I'm just trying to think of like, I guess you had something with you, but then that's just like a big thing to carry around,

it seems like. I also feel like a lot of the time, if my phone's about to die and I'm using it, I'll plug it in and then use it. Right. Continue to use it. You can't. Like when I have it flat down on like the arm of a chair

on a plane or a bedside table or something, that's gonna, again, they'll come up with a peripheral, I bet. Don't you think? Yeah. I mean, they're crazy about something dangles and shit. I just, I don't like that. I think I'm kind of down with it.

I think I'd go for it. I think I'd go for it. I'm okay with it. We have a vote in chat. Oh, don't we do that one thing? I want to see what people think. No, not not ready for it currently. Yeah, technology is down, but you can ask chat. Go for it. Hey, guess, guess to mate Eric. Keep it a keep an eye on those numbers. Hashtag port or hashtag. I don't know what the other one is. I'm gonna ask you to put it on the other one. I don't know what the other one is. Uh, wireless.

Wireless or wired? I don't know. Yeah, do that. Why, you're just a scrap chat. I'm just a curious. Gus, it's fine. Blaine told me to guesstimate. Okay.

If you took all of the lightning cables and whatever that 29 pin thing was before it And you tied them all together would it go around the earth? I'm sure would go around the earth multiple times do you think so? Yeah, no, how long are those cables? I don't meet a maybe two feet. I think I think they are actually three feet a yard Close enough I'm trying to see. So, in 2018, they sold 220 million iPhones.

And people usually don't just have one cable. They're more travel with one. See a lot of wireless. That's what, 660 million feet. Overwhelmingly port. I'm guesstimating heavy port. No, no, I asked for specific numbers, Eric. I told you to keep count.

I'm talking about the money. Goddamn it, Eric. 25,000 miles around the quay. So if it's, what did I say? 660 million feet. That's 125,000 miles What's the circumference of the earth? Halfway to the moon. Yeah, it's really far and that's one year. That's 2018 So we've gone to the moon about oh yeah easily. We've last so the moon

I put cables connected it over USB. How fucking wasteful do you think like if aliens ever land here They're gonna be very confused about the lightning cables of a USB. How fucking wasteful. Do you think, like if aliens ever land here, they're gonna be very confused about the lighting cables, especially years from now when no one uses them. I wish you could buy the phone as an option to be like, I don't need the cable. Can you sell to me for 20 bucks cheaper? If I don't need the cable, I've already got the fucking cable.

Oh, because it comes in the package, right? Yeah. I don't need the cable and I don't need to have, all I need is the fucking phone. I don't need the other shit. I've already got the other shit. I'm surprised they don't have that option yet. Right.

Especially because there's people who get the new iPhone every single year. Right. At that point, get it. I literally don't need anything that comes to the iPhone. Right. Even if I need the little thing. Even if it's the same removal.

Yeah. Even if it was the same, my phone didn't have one this last time. It was annoying. Even if it was the same price and you didn't save any money, I'd still be like, just give me the one without the other shit. I don't wanna fucking throw that other shit away. I would pay like additional,

I'd pay like a dollar extra if all my stuff would arrive without packaging. If they would take it. Well, so you just are handed an iPhone? Here you go. I'll hand it, but just like, well someone just comes, delivers it, takes it all out and just puts it on the floor and takes the packaging.

Was that even, I mean, they don't, you wanna bring your iPhone just sitting on the ground outside Was that even? I mean, they don't want to bring you iPhone just sitting on the ground outside your door. I mean, maybe not an iPhone, but I mean, with like a movie or something in chief, or when you pick it up at the store. Yeah, just put it in my, yeah, just give it to me. Chat looks like it's overwhelmingly port. I'm going to say that about 14,000 live votes for port. Yeah, but they get stuff removed because that one Barack O'Bonzard dipshit kept spanning it. So don't spam the chat. Can you do whatever you want with the chat? Eric, you can't you need a hug? No, I'm good. Come on in here, bud.

We're getting hugs to hug podcasts. You guys are not playing. It's amazing. I recommend to anyone who has the hugged. I've hugged Blaine. What was last time you hugged me? We've all hugged Blaine. Yeah, has the hugged. I've hugged Blaine. Well, it was last time you hugged me. We've all hugged Blaine. Yeah, we all hugged. It was last time you hugged me. Probably your birthday. I don't know, I give people hugs on their birthdays.

Guess I never hugged. No, you did for short, did you? Yeah, yeah, I did. I touched you for a short too, that we ended up not using that take. Which one? For the tech support one? Yeah, you said I love you, man. Yeah, I touched you. When the first day, I was like, that's weird. I was like, I'm not not using that take. Which one? For the tech support one? Yeah, you said, yeah, you said, I love you, man.

Yeah. I touched you. When the first day, I was like, I'm not gonna do that again. Aw. You touched this butt. It's a shoulder. It's a very sincere.

It's the butt of the torso. Did you see the new short we put out this week's Gus, the world's worst airline? Yeah. I feel like you would have appreciated that one. Most people were like, did they write the short based on podcast discussions? Kind of.

I love the unbagged peanuts. Yeah, my favorite gag. That was a fun short to film. Speaking of them, there's some like right here, wasn't it? Yeah, it was on the set. I don't know if I, I mentioned this, we filmed an episode of RT in box today, and I mentioned it there, but I accidentally

dissed American Airlines on Twitter. I deleted my tweet since then, but I accidentally dissed American Airlines on Twitter. I deleted my tweet since then, but I tweeted at American Airlines, and I said, hey, at American Air, if you need anyone to host your safety videos, hit me up, and I linked the YouTube video of the airline short, forgetting that the short was called World's Worst Airline. And it's just like, I sent that to American Air.

Being like, hey, if you need me to host your videos, what's up? Not intending to be like, hey, you guys are the world's worst airline. And I was like, and they even responded. They're like, noted. Thank you for your loyalty. Oh my God.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry, American Airlines. There was one time I touched the human side of American Airlines. That's not a weird, where I had a flight fuck up and I think that we were going back and forth over Twitter. And then they're like, we can't book you for this thing,

but we'll book you for the next thing. I was like, you know what you can do? He's gonna give me some bonus miles. And then they're like, okay, I will do that. And I was like, oh cool. Yeah, it worked. What was the worst I could do, say no. Yeah, so it's just like yeah, then they were like here I thought you're gonna do your blank thing where you're like you know what you can't do have a great day

They would have been like fuck you We're canceling your flight. I've been using that one a lot. It's a good. It's a good joke. That's good. Get everybody off guard I appreciate it. Oh, I have something I want to address on his podcast. You okay? No, I just said something in a video that was incorrect. I said there was no achievement for a last sir and Hela reach Just couldn't find it in the There is but there is a crisis of a I feel better. I think Jeremy or someone said that there wasn't one and then I couldn't find it because I feel like when you know something is not there you don't look for it very well. So I was just like glancing through. But yeah, there is one and we're totally gonna get it.

Legendary oscoles on. Yeah. Episode one came out today. Thanks. Give it a watch. Go through, reach, walk through or play through. Yeah, but with all the skulls on, which makes it well-ordered. Like every elite is like a boss. It is. That's cool. Wild to me how defensive people get over gaming.

What do you mean? I just like, I don't think about it all the time. And you guys play all sorts of games, obviously, for a Chima Hunter. And if you do something incorrectly or say something wrong about the game, people get very defensive over it. And it's like more so than any other medium I've ever encountered. It's a lot of gatekeeping. Yeah. And like for example, we put out a video that got like not the greatest response. We played One Night Werewolves or what was it called? One Night Werewolves?

When did you play? A couple months ago. I was like a truncated version of the Werewolves game. Yeah. And like we, I did something wrong. I forget what it was, but people were very upset that we played something wrong and like did something wrong in the game. And we usually don't get that passionate of a response when we don't do something right other than if it's like gaming related.

Well, maybe you shouldn't have fucked it up. Do you think about that? I probably shouldn't have. It's true. Yeah, people don't like, people don't like listening to people being wrong. No, no, shrunk it, making it a shirt. No, but it's even more-

People hate wrongness. Yep. Artistic store, find it now. And I guess that- I get that, but it's- That word was wrongness by the way. Wrongness. I didn't plan on saying that That's good. Rory printing. It's a It's elevated for gaming. Mm-hmm. Like it's more passionate about it. But like yeah, just like really I

Had I didn't really understand it until that happened and then Trevor's like yeah, their people are pretty yeah defensive Especially make videos in games especially if they're new and they just come out. It's not a ton of time for prep or like, you can't spend an hour learning. I can't believe it's just don't. It's like, oh, we gotta film this at, you know, in an hour. So do this one quick. It's like, ugh, what we do?

I guess I just don't get it because gaming, I mean, it's like, you're just making an entertaining video. If I may venture a guess. Please, yes. It's because this is what we do for a living and people will tune in be like anybody could do this job So the first time they see us fuck it up and they're just like I could have done that better if I was in that position because it's a game they know well or something like that. Yeah, it's just I think it's it's a hit the jealousy sometimes could be Yeah, well, I mean imagine the first time you uh, you did it with thousands of people watching. Yeah. It probably wouldn't have been your

best game. Right. You get still getting the hang of things. First, like, if you're just trying to have fun with people and make like an entertaining video and like, you happen to be not good at that game or whatever it is, it's just, it's just, I don't know. I'll never understand it. It's just the way it is, Bob. But I'm sure people in the comments of this video will correct me in some capacity. Actually, you weren't wrong. I have feedbacks. Good day. Oh, yeah. I only know that there's an achievement because a thousand people told me it's yeah. Yeah. Which day?

But it's good info. Now I'm happy. So there was another trailer. I'm gonna step back a second here. Was it the Wonder Woman trailer? It's another trailer that came out that we hadn't talked about the trailer for Bombshell. Hell yeah, dude. What is that?

That's about like the Hawks' new stuff. Yeah, we're going to that. What? You going, right? Am I? There's an early screening, right? You're right? Am I? There's an early screening, right? You're right, anyways. Have I been invited?

So I read an article, I guess that the production designer for that movie set that, you know, obviously Fox News didn't cooperate with the production of the movie, but so they had to try to recreate what the Fox News offices look like for the film. And the production designer said that they went through like people's social media, like looking for selfies and stuff. And that they went through like wiki feet

to find photos that people had taken and like stills from behind the scenes or like on the set to try to recreate everything and piece everything together. Yeah. He didn't explicitly say wiki feet. He said like a variety of set sources. Foot fetish pictures. Wow. I Feel like you know someone just caught me like no, no, I'm I'm researching for the movie

Like he was just brownie wicket features. So that's why you couldn't you know? Are you guys on Wikipedia? Oh? Shit our dudes on there. We look this up every now and then we talked about it before Do you ever see the clip from when bitch she men have played one night well wolves and Trevor Thought he was Some he thought he was the other one. I think he thought he was me. Yeah That was like so much confusion boys and girls watch out blaine's got a 4.95 on wiki feet What are you looking at I'm looking on wiki feet for men. You're not on there, no. What are you looking at? I'm looking on a Wiki feet for men

and you're not on there. No, just look at Wiki feet. Oh shit. Oh, I got men. Men. Men. Is that you undercarriage? Oh my look at that.

Yeah, man. Congratulations. Yo. That's great. Don't forget us when you're famous. Hey. I was on the phone. Try not to.

Gavin, what did you say to your head? A 4.95. That's nearly perfect. Sorry, Gavin. I'm not sure either. Gavin not on there. Sloan what you want in the feet rewind? Do you think with the you're talking about bombshell and then they got that jewel, not the smoking device, the thing, the guy, Clint Eastwood's directing that movie,

jewel, something. Anybody? Is this a crime cut, James? No, for the love of God, help me out. James the wall. No, it's the new Clint Eastwood movie about the security guy. What?

Oh, Jewel. Oh, Jewel. I feel like those are two movies that are going to draw two different audiences. Because I think the Clint Eastwood ones a little bit more like anti-media, you know, like, it's kinda just like NBC and all those guys.

Cause I think that the... Well, the media fucked that up. Right, and that movie needs to be anti-media cause the ball was dropped in the coverage of that. Yeah, and then the other one's like, anti-fox News, which is like the different. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to watch both. Yeah, I really don't see those two films as being like, like one or the other.

Yeah, diametrically opposed. I'm going to watch both as well. Clintus was a fantastic director. I did hear that he took a hot hit. It's interesting take. He kind of added some fictional elements to his movie though. Trevor thought he was a Tanner, but Trevor was a Tanner. I thought he was the apprentice. That was it. So I was the, I guess the apprentice,

but I was opening my eyes to look at the stuff on the table. And he opened his eyes. He also opened his eyes, but in the funniest way, too, he was like this. And I was like, for my eyes, I'm supposed to be open. Wait, what was I? And I got confused, because I assumed I was in the wrong. I love untrubbed usher. Yeah. What did he also do this? I probably,

so I spent the whole round unable to speak because I was laughing so hard at either me messing it up or Trevor messing up. Yeah, it was really fun. It was the first time I ever played it. I do have a higher foot rating in Chris Evans and Drunkers and Skate, by the way. Is James Williams on that?

He's got it, he's feet are always out. He's always hashtag feet. His Instagram account, I think is only his feet. James Williams, like Danny DeVio. Wiggy feet. Danny DeVito. Man, I hung out with James when we were in front of him. 4.82.

Oh shit, it's catching up to me. I love James. Danny DeFeedo. Yeah, there's a lot. Damn dude. It's probably because it's whole Instagram account. Oh, you're shooting. You're shooting.

What, Benson? Mess him up, Jacked off to that picture. I really hope not. Your shoe size is in on Wikifit. You should update it Boy, I don't know which one it is though which foot no It's it varies from 10 to 11 and a half depending on the 11 I Guess I could average it out. Yeah round up

sizable foot Not really sizable foot. Not really. I'm in the heat. 10. I mean, in those? Yeah, I wear like a 10 or 10 and a half in trucks. Sweet.

And my lifting shoes. Is he? Yeah, I'm looking yourself a barber. I'm looking myself up. Where does it actually say? Something at the top. It's. The fuck?

I put a lexafee. Someone said that. I'm done. I want to end the fuck. I put a likes of feet. Someone said that. I'm done. I want to, the podcast, I'm waiting for Barbara to. I can't, I don't see where it is. I mean, I see the like, the like, the full, the full, the, the, the, shoe size seven. Yes, my shoes are seven.

Nationality Canada. Canada. That's my birthday and everything. You are rated beautiful feet. I have beautiful feet. They took the numeric rating away from it? She's got all five stars filled. Oh, okay.

Pretty much. I'm probably similar, 4.9 something. Hell yeah. We're the, we're hey, we're a little feet. All right, that's it. It's like a leap, but with feet. Something weird is a foot here. It's been a great 11 years.

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