Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Forgot The Podcast - #415

Episode Date: February 14, 2017

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So yeah, I had faith last week. Gavin showed up at the last second. I was like, I had faith you'd be here. So what's he doing? He's doing like one of them like video game yuck hima-mups, they do. He's doing it right now. What's he doing? What's the name? Let's play.

Yeah, he's doing the yuck-a-muck. That's our other YouTube channel. This is our new brand name. Video game, video game yuck-a-mups. Hey, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. Oh. So I made Barbara Valentine. What?

I don't get Valentine? No. I'm kind of nervous as to what it says. Make sure you read it to everyone. It says throw me a bone. Barbara, I hope you get fucked. It's my only face. So when they show the pre-show before this for the videos version of the podcast, the guys in the recording booth, they love to get in front of the camera and yuck it up. But we have the stupidest conversations here

and I walked on set and I even said to Barbara, we had a discussion about, I told her to get fucked. She goes, no, that's tomorrow. So Valentine's Day is like, it's just solid, it's like 100% you're gonna have sex on Valentine's Day. If I don't, I'll be very disappointed. To me, it's not Valentine's Day, it's Valentine's Day. What else is like that?

That's a good one. What is like the surefire, you're gonna have sex days. Valentine's Day is one of them. Mondays? Mondays is another one. You even have your evenings freed now that the podcast has moved forward. Too bad that every production at this office

has encompassed my boyfriend. Incomposed him. Oh, I saw him on a production that started shooting today, which I don't know if I can say the name of, but I saw him working on that. I'm very excited to see him working on the project. Working on a bunch of projects right now. He's working on a bunch of projects right now.

He really is. He's not working on the Barber Project now. He's working on a bunch of Things right now. He really is. He's not working on the barber project though. He's not the barber gets laid project Which I'm gonna have to dedicate some of his time to that so it happens So do you like is it good the point where you don't see him for a while? Yeah, you're just Un vacation with him. Yeah, but we were sharing we got the short on the stick because oh So we were We were in New Zealand. We took a good trip to New Zealand with about 15 of us. And we were at an Airbnb that slept 14.

Miles was the 14th wheel in that scenario. Miles and Blaine teamed up. I can play him as a girlfriend with him. And then Will came for a few days. So he just slept on the couch. But with a way they selected who would get to pick which bed. Oh please. Was in order of people signed up for the trip. So but since I was asked to go to Sydney so late in the game, obviously I was last. That's bullshit. So they did that for every place where you stayed? No, just for the Airbnb.

Okay. For the week. Oh, but you you guys had one location where you stayed. You guys moved around a lot for this thing. Yeah, but we only had one Airbnb. Let me guess who is at the top of the shoes and beds list. Guess away. I can guess too. Go ahead. Bethany. Bethany, right?

To be fair, Bethany and Nadia, whose Josh's girlfriend, they planned. Well, she's much more than that. Oh, yeah, she's much more than that. But just so the audience would be familiar with who she was. Gotcha. They planned the whole trip, so they should get first pick.

Yes, but yes, but also there's has to be an acknowledgement. So what does that mean for you? Should we have an applause? Or is it like in a bed next to somebody else in a bed? There should have been a random draw. We ended up in a room. Not if you organized the event, you would totally put yourself first.

Don't you fucking deny it. It's true. But everyone else should be in a random draw. That's what I thought, but I didn't want to say anything. After Bethany and Josh's girlfriend. Then every one. Not he's a lovely person. This is the mix.

So where were you sleeping? Where were you sleeping? There was a room in the basement. Go ahead. That had three beds. So far, it's hot. Two double beds and one single bed. And me and Aaron ended up in one of the double beds.

That was, I think, made out of cardboard. Yeah. You didn't get the test of beds before you? Nope. Just like, this is our bed. Pull the goldy locks. And Miles was going to be in that room with us. It was me in the single bed, in the single bed. It was me, Aaron Lawrence and his girlfriend, Stephanie. Okay. And it was going to be Miles in there. But he decided to take his mattress up to where Blaine was. Blaine was sleeping in a closet. That was bigger than our room. That's all he needs. Yeah. It's good. And so they shared space up there. And we were left all four of us in the basement. So more all the story is we couldn't bone. You could. You could.

You're absolutely could. You like on the slide. Just go up and then you have sex very quietly. Which I have done before. I've always I college I had sex with my girlfriend. We were on a trip when like it was like a university function. And I had sex with her and there was another one of our friends was sleeping in the next bed And I've always wanted to ask her all these years later you were awake, weren't you? You you could tell like I'm sure she could I have fooled around in a bed where there was other people in the same room They know they always know. Yeah, yeah, I think you're being quiet and sly, but you're not yeah There's no possible way to do that because everyone here is something quiet and slide but you're not. There's no possible way to do that.

Because everyone hears something. So there's like a- You never as quiet as you think you are. You know, you never quite as quiet. I don't know, maybe some people are heavy sleepers. I'm a heavy sleeper. See, now that's a secret. You get stuck in a bed in the sleeping arrangement.

You don't want, just adopt the strategy that Gus and I have which is snore like a motherfucker. Then nobody will be in your room the next night. I'm still using that snore lab app. I fucking, I peaked it. Was it last night or the night? What snore lab? It's the thing that I found that you put it on your iPhone,

you put it on your nightstander in the bed with you, and when it hears you snoring, it kicks on and records it. So we have recordings of Gus's snoring. Oh wow. So like this is, you can charge it for the day. You can see like I was up in the epic. Yeah, it does what, so what he he's showing is he's showing a chart that Get the speakers up there

That's 220 in the morning poor Esther more to stepher fucking they're out the door the next day They're like we're gonna sleep next to this well I don't out anybody but one person in that couple snored. Oh, really? Very loud, yeah. Really? And so you're sleeping in the room with somebody else's snoring?

Yep. And we're also in the same room as where the washer and dryer were. And everyone was doing their laundry that whole week. Fuck me. So while we were trying to sleep, we had snoring, we were sleeping on a piece of cardboard, and we had the dryer going, making it...

How's everyone doing laundry? They didn't take enough clothes? I guess not. No, let me tell you something. The holy grail of any international trip, because usually when you travel internationally, you end up being gone for like a week or two at least. Yeah.

If you can find a washing machine, like halfway through your trip on an international trip, it's the greatest thing. I think it's also the idea of not having to take dirty clothes home with you. I don't know what that is. What's that about? I just,

I'll just stings up everything in your luggage. Yeah. When I was down there, best turn I, we also went to New Zealand. We bought 44 pounds worth of chocolate that we brought back. Do you have to like, we had a suit case that was just filled with chocolate. So you brought an empty suitcase for that?

No, we took a big suit case that we really didn't need. Like I took a big suit case, she took like a small one. then when we were ready to come back We just emptied all stuff out of the small like the carry on into the big one and then just use the smaller one for chocolate And you were still under the weight limit I guess Yeah, they made that actually when I got to the airport to come back They made me weigh the carry on and it was like 20 And the woman goes, have you already checked in? I go, oh, yeah.

She goes, what are you lining, you fly? I go, United? Oh, okay, you can go ahead. I guess like if it was air New Zealand, like I would have had to check it or like I would have had to pay more for it. That's a heavy thing. So you know, I have a bit of a travel question for you.

You know, you've got like your big suitcase that you check and then the smaller one that you can take on the plane, right? You get two carry ons, like normally a personal item and then the smaller one that you can take on the plane, right? Right. You get two carry-ons, like normally a personal item and then the other one. The kind that has the wheels and that you can pick the handle up on. What do you call that? I call it a carry-on bag. Would you have any other names for it? I literally call it my carry-on. It's a rolling bag.

Have you ever heard it referred to as a roller board? Never heard it as a roller board. I've seen that being referred to a roller board like in airports. Okay. Or like by a roller board. I've seen that being referred to a roller board like in airports or like by a flight attendant. Yeah, I always, what I learned, Esther told me this the other day, it's actually not roller board? It's roller board, I would say. Roll a board.

It gets a suitcase, you roll a board the plane. Even when you said it, I immediately was like, it sounds like someone's messing up the title for that. Yeah, I always said roller board. I feel like a complete fucking idiot. No, you should. It's a roll a board. It's like, now I could only call it a roller board and I feel like a complete fucking idiot. No, you should. It's a roll a board. It's like, it's a...

Now I can only call it a roller board video. It's gonna be all your fault. So you guys also went to New Zealand, right? Right. By the way, we're just gonna say somebody to check back real quick though. We always get people advice on travel because we travel out barb. You have to check a bag when you travel internationally. You almost always have to.

So one of the things I have is global entry. Global entry is kind of a waste if you check it back. Honestly, it is. Why? Because you don't have to talk to a customs agent and cost a hundred bucks to get it, you gotta go through an interview process. But you like actually doesn't have it,

but I have it. So I was like, I wanna try this, see how fast it is. It's super fast. And then I get to the luggage carousel to wait. Yeah. Like way before anybody else. And you have to go to that security. At least you're not in that line.

Like that's the thing I don't like. Like when that line's really crowded and you're sitting there with people who are stinky because they've been on a plane for 17 hours. Yes. You're circumvent that part. I don't think you know about the stink though, at that point.

Like you're acclimated to the state. You're part of the stink. You're part of you. When I came back in from my trip, I did global entry and walked up to the machine. Like it was really crowded. Like all the machines were in use. So I had to wait, it was a small line, like three people in line, walked up to the machine, like the way it works is you like put your passport in,

it takes it in, it scans it, you scan your fingerprints. Fingerprints. And you ask to answer some questions. So I go to put my passport in, there's still a passport in there. Get out of here. And I look and it's like the guy had just walked away and he's like, like walking past the, you know, the customs agent. And I pull it out and I run to the agent like hey, hey, hey, that guy he left his passport They agent looks at me. This is the US agent looks me goes he'll be back. Yeah

Probably he might not be though because you know he's not gonna need it if he's a US citizen or he won't remember where he looked it. Yeah That's fucked up. That's a dumbest thing. What an asshole. Yeah, and it's like, you're at that point where like, I haven't done global entry, like, I cannot cross that line. Yeah. Like, I would be getting trouble if I do anything.

I just have to hand it to that. I totally get it though, because I kind of leave stuff behind a lot. But nothing do I leave something behind as frequently as in a scanner. Like, if I make a copy of something or do a scan in a flatbed scanner, I'm like, oh for 200, I'm remembering

to take the thing out of the scanner. Yeah, but with the passport scanner, you hold it in there. It's true. I don't know how you do that. Also, I think I do a passport check once every three minutes when I'm traveling. I do too.

Actually, I did that in the amazing ratio. You were gonna say something though before I added on the Gus' story. Oh, for New Zealand. Yeah. So New Zealand is very strict about their biohazard stuff. When you come in, you can't have any food, like, nothing when you come into that country. That's where they have the RTA dogs that find food.

Yeah. That are just basically dogs. So Aaron actually traveled to New Zealand from Austin and he was meeting all of us there. We traveled from Sydney. He didn't know any the information about where he was going. So on his customs card, he didn't put an address, he just put Airbnb. And apparently that was cause for concern because he got pulled into, I think, about two and a half hours of security. Get out of here. And they started googling him.

And they're like, Mr. Markey, why is it that your IMDB page says you're 43, but your passport says you're 29. And he had to like try to explain that it was wrong and the audience is stupid. They like, they're like, they're not as bad. And because of that, he was stuck in security for like two and a half weeks. Holy crap. Yeah. Yeah, they kind of gave me like a little bit of a hard time. Like when I was going into New Zealand, they were like, only here for five days.

Why are you here for such a short period of time? I was like, well, the fuck is it their business? Uh, it was like, well, I was already into New Zealand and they were like, only here for five days. Why are you here for such a short period of time? I was like, what the fuck is in their business? I was like, well I was already in Australia, I was like, I figured just hop over there like, well, that's you in this time. What did you put into your occupation? Filmmaker. That's why.

Yeah. Cause they assume you're here to do a shoot and then leave, which is a huge industry. I never know what to put on that occupation. That also might be why I think that's what I put. Actually puts producer, which I think I might start doing this. Is that also like a film thing?

No, it totally is. I mean, you know, just put your occupation. I never know, like, if I'm going to RTX Sydney, is that a business trip, or is it? And they have a specific thing for convention on the Australia card. Oh, yeah. So I always put that.

I kept that. I always put holiday. Yeah, we're talking about when you land in a country they give you this sheet of paper, you have to fill out. Gavin and I had an RTX life where I was trying to fill mine out in Japan, and I actually grabbed a thermometer from the quarantine section. I thought I was a pen on a chain. So yeah one of the best things you can do on an international trip to is have a pen. I keep a pen in my backpack

all the time specifically for that reason because you feel like a kid in school again where you don't have a pen. Can I borrow your pen? People always ask to borrow my pen on the flicking plate. So I promise your pen? Can I have a pen? Can I borrow your pen? People always ask to borrow my pen on the flicking plane. So I promise you won't talk about traveling entire time, but guess how pissed for you now that you have to carry two sets of headphones when you go on a plane. You have to have your Bluetooth headphones.

No. What? I've talked about this before. I have my Bose headphones that have a Bluetooth adapter that I can put them in, or I can put in the 3.5 millimeter. Oh, that's pretty cool. So I go, either way, to one set of headphones,

and I can either use my phone or the Inflite entertainment. Yeah, but those are like, those are like ear buds. Those are like massive fucking headphones. Yeah, because Oh, that's pretty cool. So I go either way to one set of headphones and I can either use my phone or the Inflite entertainment. Yeah, but those are like those are ear buds. Those are like massive fucking headphones. Yeah, cuz I don't like ear buds I like the over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well I can too. I'm like for travel sucks carrying that thing around. It's not that bad I'm not that bad. Yeah, it feels bad. So Gavin's literally not gonna show up with the podcast. Where I mean, have you messaged him? I did. Has he responded? Nope. Does someone want to go check Achima Hunter? The way it normally works to pull the veil back is, normally I forget to program the podcast until like Saturday, and then I send out a group text message to everyone

asking if they want to be on it. And Gavin was the first to reply, he immediately replied saying, yeah, I can do a podcast. But what is he saying? And Bernie replied with a drawing that says, yes, fuck you. It's got like a little frowny face. And then Bob replied, yeah. One of my favorite things in the world

is now use that handwriting message thing on the iPhone because nobody else uses it. That is, I just love to write little messages. I love writing inappropriate things that you could never ever share with anybody. Yeah, so this is- Yeah, you did that also in that message. I skipped over that part.

There's a big YouTube scandal going on right now which we should, we'll come back to later. But it was about, some of these DMs got released from a famous YouTube. Oh fuck, and Twitter DMs. Let's just say, yes, that their DMs were a little bit off-brand for this particular YouTube star. But I've always said that if the people

are like, delete your browser history, if you die somewhere, it's like, delete my browser history. Mine is erase some IDMs with Barbara, because if that ever leads, we send the most crashed messages to each other. It's just unbelievable. Yeah, it's pretty terrible.

I'm going to hell, probably. Probably. If I believed in it, I should post the one about that I post. It's just random bullshit, too I also send you a lot of like very unflattering photos. Yes, you do that I would never want anywhere on the internet Even though there are a lot of those on the internet already Feel like I'm not here's one

I would share that one you want to show it you could yeah, I can be zoom in on that give someone a little taste Let me make sure I'm not showing anything weird here. Okay. That's a, it's basically just the most unattractive photos possible. They're pulling it up. Or an abs. Look at that.

But there's like a random conversation. Is me messaging her randomly on Saturday night at 9 p.m. I say, you'll never guess what I just found. And she goes, what did you find? And then I just sent her a picture of Waldo. And I said, have a great weekend, cock sucker. She goes, you son of a bitch. I was so excited.

We just have the dumbest, I have the dumbest DM chain with Barbara or instant message chain. So I just hope somebody deletes that, if anything goes wrong. But we gotta talk, this is not necessarily travel. Oh, I was gonna bring this up. We gotta talk about the United Airlines pilot who lost the talking mind.

Oh God. Allegedly. Something was going on. Like she has personal problems or something was happening in her life. She was going through a divorce. Yeah, that among other things. Yeah, there had to have been something else that caused by pushing her home in the end. Donald was going through a divorce. Yeah, that among other things that,

yeah, there had to have been something else that caused like pushing her home. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, according to her. Yeah, apparently she came on the plane in civilian clothes, he asked or said that she didn't vote for Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. Yeah, because they're both liars. And then made people take a vote on whether or not she should put on her uniform. And informed them all she was getting a divorce as well.

And informed them that she'd get a them yeah they did not let her fly the plane i i think i would be in i would instantly beginning off that plane it there was one line in the article that you sent me the i sent it to you i think sunday just when it when it happened i i sent it to you going s yikes is all i wrote on twitter and then they was clarification later you sent me an article that went to great detail over what happened and there was one line in that entire article which was uh... united senate apology letter even though many passengers had left the plane out of concern for their safety why even though

i don't know so long those lines of like shouldn't they be apologizing especially if people left the party i guess so are they made like an announcement on the plane that they were sorry about even though that i just like the idea that like so many people were like, I'm outta here, I am not. Smart people. I am not getting on this plane, I'm not flying away. What do you think? What do you think?

Her co-pilot was thinking. What the fuck? You know what her co-pilot was probably thinking? Was, thank God. Because that co-pilot probably flies with her all the time. And that's not like, hey, I'm gonna walk into work day, I'm gonna try something crazy. That is like, she's probably going through this steady descent

that led to that point. And the copilot's like, look, somebody's gotta talk to this lady, you know, it's, oh look who's running in. 20 minutes late. I need the Peter Patter of British feet. Everybody, welcome to the podcast, Mr. Gavin Free. Oh yeah, it's a fight now.

So fix your calendar. It's the last mr. Gab and free. Oh, yeah, it's a fight now So fix your calendar. Let's play fix your calendar. I send it to you every week So yeah, that's the other part after I text message everyone and they confirm I send them a calendar invite So it shows up on everyone's calendar Could you recreate what you just did in a cheap manner when you realized it was the podcast? Well, it's been a quarter. I was in the middle of a last play that I got up bolted. Now, man. So is there going to be a let's play that comes out where you just get up and run out in the middle of it? What can you say what the game is? Hit man. Hit man. Oh, you left. You left a hit man. Let's play. I feel honored. I'm gonna finish up. I'm late. It's so nice. Okay, Barbara, would you mind

handing me one of those firemen? You think? yeah, so like the co-pilot is like, he's glad, he or she is glad that they are not the one who has to be stuck for four hours listening to this in the cockpit. Right, I mean, they tend to fly together, right? In teams. I don't think so. No, okay, okay.

I guess I was assuming too much about airline pilots. I feel like though the crews always stick together though. Like the flight attendants tend to work together often. I don't know. But you know like Cindy's in the pilots lounge and in comes Bill, she's like, hey what'd you fly with today? It's like I flew with Nancy.

That's Cindy's like, oh shit, I flew with Nancy last week. Is she still doing that thing about Trump? Still getting that divorce? Yeah. It's still wearing her clothes. She has to, the whole time I approach, she's like, I'm gonna get on the intercom. I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it like the people are gonna support me

They're gonna say I can fly the plane and civilian goes what would happen if you got on a plane and you look in the cockpit And the pod is just like wearing whatever like a graphic t-shirt like I would sell Like you suddenly lose all faith in the system Uniforms gone everything is broken down It was awesome to wear San Francisco. So that's like a fair scene that uniforms gone. Everything is broken down. It was awesome to wear. San Francisco. San Francisco. So that's like a five, four, four. I don't know why you wouldn't want to wear that though,

because everyone's always like, oh, that's the pilot. Well, she's like a nice costume to wear. So we're having a mental breakdown. Yeah. Occasionally in management, in sort of the hardest things you have to let somebody go, because you're not a good fit for the team. That does happen.

It's a regular thing. No, it's not a hint to anything. Nine times out of 10, when you inform the rest of the team that you've had to let somebody go, nine times out of 10, the response is, okay, they know, because they work with that person all the time. Very rarely, it's like, hey, someone's always like,

oh, it's like, what? What? That's how it happened. Usually, the rest of the team is like, thank fucking. Because that happened here, like a shock firing. I don't think so. A shock firing. Like a firing where team is like, thank fucking. Cause that ever happened here, like a shock firing. Uh, I don't think so. A shock firing. Like a firing where I was like, oh.

I mean, if it had happened, we wouldn't really be able to talk about it in a way. That's true. That's one of the things that does come up. It's actually a good opportunity to talk about it because we're not talking about it during a specific conversation about somebody who used to work here. But what happens is when discussions do come up about somebody who no longer works at the company, and this is any company, not just researches, but especially for researches,

because there's a big megaphone that that other person doesn't have, you will never hear the companies say anything about the person who left, or why they left, or anything like that, because it's just, it's not something that's done in business, and I think especially in entertainment, because it's like you're broadcasting,

it's like, oh, this person can't do X or they're lousy fit for this, you know? You just, you won't see that. And I don't think we've ever done that anywhere. But sometimes we get accused of like, trying to sweep something on other rug. It's like, no, we're just being professional and we don't do that.

We just don't announce that. Yeah, it's like, can you imagine if it would seem like the whole company was against somebody else? So it would make every little bed and it's on some objective level You have to realize it's kind of not fair, you know what I mean? So a lot of times you know people will guess what most people who used to work somewhere don't like that place when they no longer Worked or the people involved with that place. Yeah, I mean how many talk to your friends about jobs that used to have and how I'm gonna go Oh, I loved working there When you get fired that you'll have good memories of this place?

Why would I get fired? What do you think I get fired? What could you get for a drug overdose? What if you That's child porn What if we got like an intercom Tanoy system and you just kept talking over it all the time to announce that. What if he showed up and said you're taking a vote on whether or not you should wear your normal clothes? Yeah, or a pilot's uniform.

You're like, why the fuck do I have a pilot's uniform? I would get away with that, dude. I would get away with that. So we got to come up with something that you wouldn't get away with. Physically assaulting another employee. Cam girl releasing my dm's. Get to that in a minute. I had to say, what about spitting on someone and then headbutt him probably that would do it now you'd still get away with that

Spitting and head by spit on you at rts Gavin came up when I was vlogging and he showed me his gimbal where it has a little GoPro and he walked up to me Like look look at this and I was like oh I don't want to see my good reaction Did you hit the GoPro or him? I was like, oh. I don't know what to see like a good reaction. Did you hit the GoPro or him? I was just trying to maintain dominance. I think he's like a primal thing. I don't think you've spit a lot because it was a bit of a mist.

Yeah, it wasn't like a slug. He was a theater spit. It wasn't meant to be effective. That gobbler thing was cool. Yeah, I liked it. So when you spit on Jeff and shoved him in that halo video. I only like drags the arcade machine I was gonna remember that I was there

Well, he didn't study right behind the camera. He didn't look like he was One take. That was a one take so that's the buttock. It's right. It was that's a great video to put arcade machine Well, though you have no bed in it. It's kind of weird. It's a little weird. I saw the video of us at that talk show at PAX. They just recently posted it on Reddit. I think Dominic posted it. It was us with that talk show host was Totally unprepared to speak to us and fresh and we were not having it. We were just Wait, was it you too and Jeff? Yeah, but I think I weighed like 260 in that video, I think. My not have been my heaviest. My heaviest was when we did the beard short with me and you, and I had a shame for that.

And that's when I was like, oh, I should probably lose some weight. Do you think you would ever do like a Mac thing for more is sunny? Just like get fat on purpose for fun. I can't even lose weight pretty fast. I can, I can. And like my ideal weight is below what my body wants to weight.

My body wants to weigh 230. That's what my body is. Do you think you could weigh 350? What do you weigh your sonnest? Man. So I got what I considered to be Tutin. Yeah. It was actually for Joe Nicolosi, the guy who did the cat video ones.

When I played Steve Jobs for Kittywood Studios. Then I saw that video, I was like, oh, I've lost too much weight, I'm too skinny. So then that's when I started lifting weights, which I wish I knew more about fitness before that because trying to add muscle at 40 is way harder than adding muscle in your 20s. And it's real easy to lose it,

you just cut your calories and you drop fat, you drop muscle as well. But honestly, if you're fat guy walking around, you build muscle, just hung your... You're on fire. You're on fire. You're on fire. And so if you can find a way to lose weight,

lose fat without losing too much muscle, you can actually do really well. I just didn't know. Did you ever get weezy from being fat? Yeah. Yeah. You've been saying it. Yeah, there's a couple of times where I was like, I think the really

the wake up call for me was when I physically had trouble like tying one of my shoes. Like reaching your shoe? Yeah. Like it was, it felt suddenly out of reach. Like there were parts of my body blocking other parts. Oh no. And I was like, I had kind of like leaned to one side. I thought you're gonna say that the moment you realized it was when you couldn't see your dick anymore No, I don't think I never had that. Yeah, he doesn't see this dick since he was like 10 no I've seen no one else has seen it. That's the problem I see it all the fucking time. I'm like get to work buddy. Let's do something. It's Valentine's day Valentine's day tomorrow. I've been here five years. You have't had the energy. I moved exactly five years ago today.

And who would have thought I would celebrate it by being late for the first time to the podcast? Yeah. Look at that. So, I have that picture of you guys that I love so much. Even though it's a terrible photo, it's like all in red. It's a home size. Yeah.

But aren't you guys there on the same day or you were already here by that? I was here already for two months when we took that photo. She picked me up from the airport. Yeah. It was my first time driving to the airport. And I don't know why it was me who decided to go pick him up, but I got lost up three times trying to get to the airport.

Well, I'm glad you weren't late. I wasn't. I showed up very early and I parked and I came into the terminal like a good friend. And then now we work here. I actually have a little gift for Gavin in light of his five-year anniversary. So I want to say happy anniversary. Is it wet? Sorry, I dripped some of this on it.

Is it wet, bread and a t-shirt? No. Is it just a shirt? Oh, you gave me a wristy shirt? Yeah. I can get these for free. It's a special one. You just got another one for free

What is it some people hate grape juice? Oh that sure came in A new addition to like grape wine The grape trilogy the grape quadrilogy is finally complete. We are we we just need to find We're like get out of hand We just need to find more like good af. I'm kidding. I'm getting so lost. I'm running a stuff to fit on it. You should, you gotta show them the Valentine I gave you too. Oh yeah.

They always get comments that whenever I wear any of the grape shirts, any of the selection, they always let people always like, yeah, good point, man. It's like, I wasn't asking you, but thanks. To our community, I just gave it to Barbara. Where you lost it, I clearly don't care. No, that's one of the game. Two of our community members met because

when they went to college orientation, they were both wearing a people-like rap shirt. And that's how they made each other. I love that. I love that kind of stuff. That's cool. So in the vlog this week, I put a little bit of a sampling of what it's like

to be at Arctic Sydney as a Ruchite employee. Did you guys get a chance to see it? Yep. Oh, yeah. The one thing that people all reacted to was the walk down the hallway where I stop by their estimates every three feet to take a selfie. That is like, what's it with every three feet?

Right, exactly. It's literally that's the Guardians walking me through and there's people waiting as we pass the Guardians and I'm, as long as I take a couple steps between each photo, then the Guardians don't get to upset with me. But I could, anybody long as I take a couple steps between each photo, then the guardians don't get too upset with me. But I could, anybody at the company could literally stop and if they stop, they could be in that spot

for probably eight hours. Oh, yeah, hours. That's what I have ashamed about it is that there are gonna be people who get to you and there are gonna be people who you have to say no to or you just have to keep moving. Well, I thought, yeah, it's not the way it's like. That's why I have the coins.

I like the strategy you talk about, where it's like, as long as you keep moving, right? Yeah, walk with me. Every photo. Well, I thought, yeah, it's the other way. It's like, that's what I have the coins. I like this strategy you talk about, where it's like, as long as you keep moving, right, every, every, every photo, or everything, just like step, step, step, step. Hopefully people understand that it's like, if I stop for everyone here, I, I will be here all day and I won't be able to make it. Cause people will keep seeing it.

As much as I wanna, you know, get everyone. Yeah, and I try to physically impose. As much as I can, like, the guardians hate me for that. It's like, I'll always stop you. I mean, I'll be like, I know, I know, we've got a little bit of I know we've got a little bit of time, we've got a little bit of time, we'll get through this with a bit of time.

I actually had very little free time between anything at Sydney, so I was literally just always on a mission, so I just, I had to say I can't stop, I'm sorry. Keep it, keep it. And it's a job the Guardians have that I think is underappreciated where they kind of, in a lot of ways, have to be the bad guy sometimes,

where, especially the, all everybody around me, because I'm just like, sure, I'll stop and talk to whoever, but I rely on the Guardian somebody, you gotta get to this panel. There's 4,000 people waiting for you to panel, and they gotta keep me moving. So I really do appreciate the fact that a lot of times they kinda have to be, you know, the adult in the situation.

I was actually late for this because I was just signing and taking some of the other lines. That's what I was like. The rest of it you might. The podcast couldn't wait. I felt really bad because I think it was up to the Ruby panel, you know, when you get off the stage and are trying to go back, people always like, well approach the front of the stage to try to get a photo or an autograph.

So there was one woman who came up and she had like a baby and she's like, I've been trying to meet you all weekend, but like I have a baby so it's been hard for me to get around. And I had to be like, I can't because as she's like, I'm stopping to talk to her, I see just this wall of people approach me and I'm like, I have to go, like I'm so sorry. But I knew that if I stopped to chat with her, I would just be. And the Guardians are trying to clear the feeder. And yeah, you'd be there for probably 40 minutes

while they're like, we're supposed to have everyone out of the feeder. I like any other panel starting. I had a great time out there. It was awesome. It was really cool. I cut it from the vlog, but I did, there's some parts of the vlog where I just talk directly

to the camera, you know, and not just like, like, like, sit down and think, more like a, more like what Phil DeFranco does, where I just like, talk directly to the audience, in that way out to Artics, I was talking about the Donald Trump thing, where now that Donald Trump is president, people in other countries will constantly ask us about Donald Trump.

Yeah. I got it mostly from, like, Uber drivers this time, because they wanna talk to you about something, so they just talk to you about Donald Trump. Yeah. I got it mostly from like Uber drivers this time because they want to talk to you about something. So they just talked to you about the current political situation in the US. But one of the things I cut from this vlog was people do ask us from time to time, it's like, what's it like to be famous? And we're not famous.

Like Gavin, you probably have the highest profile of any of us. But even still, like a normal day in Austin isn't bad at all. It's we are internet famous, which is a totally different thing I get recognized probably once every other day and stopped and the people who stopped me are very enthusiastic and really awesome But RTX is I think That's an immersive experience of what it's like to actually be a famous person where everyone in that radius knows who you are Like chances are like 99% of the people, gosh, you walked in the home, we're gonna know, oh, that's Gus.

I know they'll wanna have an interaction and stop and talk to you. And it's like from security, I guess. I don't know how people deal with that. The difference is though, at RTX, these people are looking for us. And in like a regular day-to-day situation, like, I'm not looking for Angelina Jolie today,

but oh, maybe like there she is, but I don't wanna bother her. But here it's, people know that they're there to see Rooster Teeth. And they know where that's to bother her. But here it's, it's people know that they're there to see Rupert Heath. And they know where that's see them too. But like Greg Pitt goes out for coffee. It's like, it can even do that. You know what I mean? Is that like...

You're up on like a cap and sunglasses. Yeah. And Cognito. Yeah, it just seems like, it seems like you would be impossible to navigate just the normal world. I think the trick is to be an actual famous person. Just don't look rich. Is that really? Yeah, like if Brad Pitt was just wearing crappy sweatshirts. just the normal world. I think the trick is to be an actual famous person. Just don't look rich.

Is that really? Yeah, like if Brad Pitt was just wearing crappy sweatsuit and a hat, I wouldn't look him. I wouldn't look him. I wouldn't look him. So let's do Brad Pitt. It was wearing a nice gray suit or something with a smart little tie.

I'd be like, whoo, I guess rich. Oh, it's Brad Pitt. Yeah. I was even thought of something like biking down the road in the French quarter in New Orleans. It's like, how's it getting away with that? He quarter in New Orleans Get away with that. He's on a bike You can't just like a swing like he's pedaling away the ultimate vehicle for skipping the zombie apocalypse Yeah, there you go exactly. I heard world-world were Z part two got axed

They were making a part two. Oh, yes, they're making part I feel like that movie ended on a pretty ending way. It was a dark ending to that movie Where they cut Matthew Fox's character from the movie altogether. Matthew Fox from Lost, he's on the helicopter. I'm gonna spoil a movie probably, it's like four years old. I think you told me about this. That Matthew Fox's character is an military guy.

He's on the helicopter that picks him off the roof at the beginning. Remember Brad Pitt, have you seen it? Yeah. Yeah, Brad Pitt standing on the edge of the roof, counting down. And that's how they show you how the infection works. And he doesn't get infected, so he gets on the helicopter and all of counting down. And that's how they show you how the infection works. And he doesn't get infected. So he gets on the helicopter and all of a sudden

he's killing himself. Yeah, he's set a jumping off the roof. And Matthew Fox's character is on that helicopter. He's still there, you can see him. He's a military guy. But then later in the movie, when he gets separated from his wife, his wife ends up in like this like abusive relationship

with Matthew Fox, because she thinks Brad Pitt is dead. And then like she has to kind of like, she attaches herself to a guy who's like gonna protect her, you know, in the apocalypse and it's like this horrible relationship and then they have to like reconnect later. I read this and like, alter anything.

I don't think I saw any of those scenes but it's like a really fucking dark take on like, you know, the apocalypse. It's realistic though. I don't think it is realistic. Yeah. It might be too much like 28 days later, like the last bit there with the military is kind of in that same thing, you know. Let me read this thing here

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13th at 8 5 35 PM. Oh my god. It's's central time. It happened this morning. I reached we took out this morning and it was I think the greatest She is awesome So if anyone doesn't know Beyonce posted a picture just like this on her Instagram and As of today, it's the most like photo of all time on Instagram. I think it has 10 million likes. 10 million likes. Yeah. And so Lindsay came to us with the idea of wanting to recreate this photo.

So when we were in Sydney, you did, this is related to this. Okay. You did a morning show appearance. Yeah. And before you went on, I know like normally when you're there in a studio, before you get on TV, you don't hear necessarily what the hosts are talking about you don't know what's going on But they were talking about that Beyonce photo They're at the time they were like it's the most liked you know photo on Instagram

It's got I think at the time was like six million likes or something and then you came out and then they shot the water Balloon video and then you said like how many views it had and I was like Oh, I wish he had said we're more popular than Beyonce, because your video had more views than her photo had likes. Damn it. You absolutely, if you had heard them, I'm sure you would have said to me similar. I was in the green room and then I just would straight out. You don't know, it's like you should have said we're more popular than Beyonce. I was like screaming at my TV in the hotel room.

Most green rooms I've been in, you can see the screen with the show on as you're waiting, but this, this green room had nothing. It had a, had a, had a bed a bejama on toast didn't you say you you did it huh bejama it was great I forgot to get bejama when I was in Australia why if it was in all the stores here is it right anywhere

it's an import section it says that look who's acting incredulous over there the guy who bought 44 pounds of chocolate the chocolate you can't buy in the US you buy win-acres yes okay The chocolate you can't buy in the US. You buy winekers? Yes. You like you.

So don't say fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, cuz I bought something you can't get here. Let me tell you something. The guy over there who bought things you can't buy in the US. I do act incredulous. I bet he could buy some here. I bet I get some wood fucking winekers. Probably Amazon it.

That's your now your quest between this week and that. Are you ready for this? You can Amazon it, but it's like $20 shipping. That's worth it. As opposed to paying $80 for a 40-pound bag that you've got. I think my 40-pound bag got 40 pounds of chocolate. Yeah, but you have to pay for the over, you're lucky because you got away with it, but you would have to pay the overgift.

It was a carry on, there's no overgift. Oh, okay, that's fair. Fuck you. You'll carry on with chocolate. You'll carry on with chocolate. Yeah, it was just chocolate. You're gonna regret being mean to me, because let me tell you something. I was in New Zealand, I had to go over there

for one of the coolest days of my entire life, by the way. But you can't talk about it. I can't talk about it. But I, so lame. The, it's awesome and lame. Like, isn't it weird barber that I feel like it didn't even happen if I can't talk about it?

I mean, based off what we do for a living, yes, absolutely. Stocks balls. Anyway, so I was over there. I didn't know you were in New Zealand, Gus. I didn't tell anybody. You didn't go with any of them? No.

So listen to me. I was in a store. I saw Whitaker's chocolate and I bought some for you to bring home. Did you wear it? Oh, it was true. I had to feel bad. It was delicious.

It's so good. What kind of did you get? I just got like dark chocolate. Yeah, it's what I like, dark chocolate. Yeah, we bought a big variety of them. Also, what I was down there, I was at the airport, in the Auckland airport, getting ready to leave, and there was McDonald's there, and I was walking by, and I looked at the menus,

you know, they have the television screen menus, I looked at the menu and they had something on the menu called a Georgie Pie. And I was like, I don't know what that is, I have to order one. A Georgie Pie. It's like a meat pie. Yeah, I was like, I want that, Georgie Pie. And she goes, do you want steak, mince, and cheese,

or do you want, what was the other one? Egg and bacon. I was like, fucking egg and cheese. Yeah, I was like, steak, mince, and cheese. It's like, all right, and I pulled it out. Steak and mince. Yeah, I was like steak mince and cheese. It's like all right And I pulled it out steak and mince Yeah, it was like three bucks or something. It was one of the most delicious things I ever had. I guess Georgie pie used to be a chain of like Meat pie restaurants in New Zealand that McDonald's acquired put them out of business and then now they like resurrected the Georgie pie and you can buy it like only in New Zealand

Donald's call the Georgie pie. Well, I would McDonald's buy them out just to just to shove down just to get rid of I think the locations or something. Or they wanted the Georgie pie. And it was fucking us. And I know I've had meat pies before and people say oh go to a bakery. Yeah, I don't know those are good but it's at a McDonald's. Yeah. You can get like anywhere.

The bar is very low. Right. It's like it was it was surprise and it was only like three bucks. I had one of the best meals of my life at McDonald's in Sydney It was after the hot tub you run your McDonald's. Yeah, so the last night in Sydney all of us were exhausted and Miles and Carrie come up with the idea of hey Tonight let's just go on the hot tub and then go get McDonald's for dinner which

You look down upon me for that. I was sitting in the lobby waiting for people. We were just laughing. It was like, and Gus and Esther come down and they're like, hey, what are you up to? I was like, you guys going to dinner? They're like, yeah, what about you? I was like, uh-huh. And you're like, where are you going?

I'm like, Mac is? No, it just sounded weird. You're like, we're all going to get in the hot tub together and eat McDonald's. And we're like, it's like, is that some kind of weird sex thing? It's like, like some kind of swinger party. But the McDonald's in Australia, I don't know if it's all McDonald's there,

but this one in particular had like gourmet sandwiches, including a grilled halloumi burger. What's halloumi? It's a kind of cheese. Oh, okay. There's no meat on it, it's just cheese and some other ingredients, but it was-

So it's grilled cheese. Basically, it's on a burger bun, but like, it's like fancy, there's no meat on it. It's just cheese and some other ingredients, but it was cheese Basically on a burger bun, but like it's like fancy. It's not melted. Did you have it? I did It was A bun it's like I get sick of it in one bite. Bernie. It was it was the best thing I've ever eaten that McDonald's really You like drunk off your ass. No, I was completely sober. I was just really hungry and tired and it was amazing. Me and Miles actually ordered together. We spent 36 dollars. Really? Yeah.

Wow. That's a lot of money. We got fries. How did you get a cut sandwiches? All day. No, I ate that. Okay. They say hunger is the best spice.

Hunger is the best spice. The second best spice is sitting in a hot tub with Keri. So I was for a couple hours. He actually didn't end up coming. He didn't know how to. He had too much work to do when he was sitting. Oh my God, that guy's got to stop working. Miles went there. Miles went to high tub. Miles did go. I attended the hot tub section. I did not attend the McDonald's. Yeah. I was invited to the hot tub section. Gus, were you invited to the hot tub section? No, I already had plans. Yeah, you know, the night we all hung out, hang out with Dom.

We hot tubed earlier that night. What was night we all hung out, hang out with Dom. We hot tubbed earlier that night. What was I doing that night? We went out with friends. See, Ashley has so many friends in Sydney because you know, I think you were busy. Yeah, I would have invited you. I went off.

The last time I was in a hot tub was that year at Sundance, where I got, where I drank a ball of vodka and then peed on the snowman. That was the last time you got hot tubbed. I think that was the last time I was in a hot tub. This hot tub got really gross really fast. Gross, what do you mean? Was that mean? It was.

Because the bubbles stopped going at one point and then when the water settles, it was just like a stew. We realized how dirty it was. It was that thing like when someone who was wearing too much sunscreen clearly went in and spoiled off them and then there's a lot in the jatsbit. Gross, dude. Gross. Do you remember when jack had that pool in his back yard and it was I was thinking everybody still got in it anyway dude that was like that's a great pool it was like white bubbles and then some

there'd be like a yellow green stain in the but go up like coming towards me I got out what do you mean to stay on the I? I'm in the bubbles. Like a glabby. It was like someone's like, lag. Oh. What in the world? And it went on that. I think it went on Blaine's arm and I actually get out. Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it. You guys are, you guys are such posses. Oh, I just come on. It was a gross hot tub. I've taken them in imagination. That's gross. I actually got back in the regular pool after the hot tub

Just to get the scum off me. Yeah, cuz that's so much cleaner. It's clear that he's come off He's got chlorine in it. Oh god So this the Georgie pie a little promotional it looks delicious Key we like I kept seeing ads for the big Mac down under which was just a picture of a big Mac upside no No, no, it was not a big Mac upside down down What it was a big Mac that they assembled the correct way, but the bun was upside down Oh, there's the Georgie pie. Thanks, but yeah, the The Exactly no, no it's like so it's like the the bun was upside down

But in those buns the meat was on the bottom and the lettuce was on top So when you made the sandwich and then flipped it upside down the lettuce would be on bottom Okay, someone went to McDonald's and said that they asked for it and they didn't have it and the lettuce was on top. So when you made the sandwich and then flipped it upside down, the lettuce would be on bottom. Okay. So someone went to McDonald's and said that they asked for it and they didn't have it. I think it's just a promotional thing. I don't think it's an actual thing. Yeah, but go the extra mile.

Make it down under, make an upside down bun one. You could just go to McDonald's and say, I want a big Mac, but put the top bun on the bottom and the bottom on top, and there you go. Pretty like your screw stuff, you know. No, we're out of that. I was one of the Tokyo, the black cheeseburger they have. Are you wishing that?

Yeah. That thing looks fucking weird, dude. Why is it black? The bun is black. Like it's black. Like is it burnt or just the color? No, no, no. They're probably kind of photofot of barbecue sauce or like soy sauce or something until like

the... Squidding. It might be. Fucking ther- I feel like that's a trend now, the squidding thing. I go to so many Italian places that have squid pasta you guys ever had that yeah, oh there it is Oh, yeah, yeah, that's it. It's the cheese black too. Yeah, yeah, it's black. I need to make the meat blacker It's kind of just brown

Yeah, you know how you got that people can't go back. You know how you can get like that salami that's got pepper around the edge That was almost as bad as your tupperware joke. That was a tupperware joke. Oh Company with the most storage I think you like spate stories like Google I was like that was forever ago. It's like I was at this was at the Congress office. You ended the podcast because we were laughing too hard at that dumb joke. Yeah, that was 09.

It's so weird by the way that speaking of dumb jokes, the RTA about my dumb jokes I told them the post show a while ago. Just, they made an RTA of it. I've been telling those jokes since I was like six years old. It's so weird to see the the somebody else's version of it. Also, the RTA crew doesn't know what the fuck a parent is. What did they, what did I draw? Cockatheel. It's like they know I can,

a cockatheel is way harder to draw than a parent. Just draw a bug and parent. Well, they don't have color. I guess it's got the mush on top. It's yellow in it too. Sorry, my phone keeps going nuts. I was doing the same thing. I was ignoring texts just now.

I was like, man, someone's texting me up his door. Then I realized it was you texting me about the podcast. Oh, right. What an asshole. What I want to do now is in that hitman video, we just recorded. I want to put in like a piece of text that comes up saying the RT podcast has just started at its like 20 minutes of me left in the video.

That'd be great again. Good crossover. And then Gavin is ignoring Bernie's text. So how can you leave a hitman video? It's a one-player game, right? Ryan was playing it was a let's watch. Let's watch. So I just upped and left.

I feel a bit bad about it. Wait, was there a face cam on that? Yeah. So you're gonna see, you just bolt it. Oh, so we are good to see your reaction. Nice. I saw Trevor came in, apparently there was people waiting outside the office. And Trevor was like, I was like,

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Why do you like people in crisis? I don't know, it's just like, it's something very human about it, because it's like a lot of times we hold these people up, like they'll write this article about this woman, a year from now should be like, yeah, just fucking I was in a really weird place in my life and I did this stupid thing. Or like the guy who popped the slide,

the flight attendant, he took all the boots off of the drink cart. Or the guy who I shit on a drink cart, I think. I mean, that's exception, obviously. Did this, but it's like, don't you, I mean, like one of my favorite movies in the last few years was Silver Mining's Playbook. With Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence

I love that I love the movie I think one of the best movies I came out last year that nobody saw was a Jake Jill in home movie called demolition I thought it was great movie. I thought it was great I just really identify with people who are like going about their lives and they just like end up in this like Emotional or mental crisis. I don't know why I like that. So that's where I see with these people. And there's another thing going on right now in the YouTube world where one of the biggest YouTubers historically and today, Shay Carl has had this huge scandal that's come about because, and I'm just gonna say allegedly at the top of this because who the hell knows,

this girl who's a self-professed cam girl released their Twitter DMs. And the best thing I can say about the DMs from Shay Carl, alleged to this lady, is they are significantly off brand for a- I prefer Shay Carl. For Shay Carl. Like, Shay Carl is like the whole images of this family,

and it's very much the family's part of the show. And it's just like, I mean, these are like, I don't know, I could only read through a few of them before I got the gist of it, but it's basically like the Tiger Woods text message. If you remember what those were like, it's just like off the charts. And of course, blood in the water, everybody's going nuts about it and going crazy. And he made this statement about letting down his family and like then talked about he started drinking again. He's like, alcoholism came up. Yeah, and everything says, whole things coming up. And it's like, I get that it's so counter to the image that Shay has.

And just for full disclosure, we follow each other on Twitter and I've met him and I'm very familiar with the work, but I wouldn't say that we're friends in any way. I don't know, Shay, personally. But I would say that like, you know, when these things happen and people get like, they do smell that blood in the water and they go after it, to me it's always like, it's so interesting because it's a huge deal in this guy's life.

Like it's all he's thinking about 24 hours a day at this point, I'm sure. This massive fuck up, or, you know, this thing that's happening to him being accused of it. But I'm reminded of, right before Carrie Fisher died, like a month before, there was this story that came out from Carrie Fisher herself,

where she talked about on the set of one of the Star Wars movies, she had a three month love affair with Harrison Ford, who is married at the time. And everyone was like, oh, that's, you know, and Harrison Ford is not married that woman anymore, not for decades probably. And everyone was like, oh, it's like Princess Leigh and Han Solo, they had a love affair on screen,

they had a love affair in real life. And it's, the difference between like those two things when something is happening, you know, when there's this major cataclysm, but then you go out enough years and really honestly nobody gives a shit, right? Nobody cares. Time heals a lot.

I guess time heals a lot. I don't like that phrase though. It's true though, it's weird. Well, I just think that the internet has such a short memory at this point. I think I'll have to kill someone. You're good. Well, it depends, you know.

Not really real wise, but. I mean, it's like, there are big events, like something else will come along and then nobody will care about the Shake Girl thing and like, oh, you know what I mean? But at the meantime, he's in the fucking crosshairs. Well, do people still care about the fine brothers thing that happened?

I don't know. I don't know. I know they don't talk about it very much. You know what I mean? People have probably largely forgotten. I'm sure their subscribers continue to go up and- But you will see like, when there's a fine brother's thing,

there's still people that are like, toe in that line, you know, on Reddit, when there's even an article about the fine brothers or anything, there's always somebody who shows up, you know, and does it. It's just like, you know, that's, that was, I really do think what happened with the fine brothers, totally unrelated to something like this.

What happened with the fine brothers was off the fucking charts. Yeah. I had never seen anything like that before. Like that went on for a long period of time, a week, two weeks. People were making apps to look at them unsubscribing. People unsubscribing from their channel.

Which after even a week of that, I'm like, who's unsubscribing to the fine brothers today? Like who is... At that point, it's just the band lagging. I guess so, but it's not. Like who's just hearing about it? Yeah. I would care enough to do that. That's what just a band-legged. I guess so, but it's not. Who's just hearing about it now and would care enough to do that? That's what I didn't get. That's what I didn't get.

And it's like, that's what was really surprising me, but that whole thing that was going on. But this is just like, this is like anything else, where it's a scandal that comes up. It's definitely, I think it touches on a thing that people really respond to, which is hypocrisy. It was only to present themselves in one way, and then they find out they're acting in a different way.

That is really people go nuts over that, but it's just like, it's so crazy. And I also have to say one thing about this is that, she showed a video of her scrolling through the DMs to say, okay, you can see this, these are the DMs. But I can have a DM conversation with someone, and then I can go and delete DMs that make me look, you know, that make me, would make me look bad.

I can go through and re-frame the conversation. I can go through and delete those DMs. Like I did that actually on a tweet that you sent me. It was a funny text message that you sent me, where you were texting messages to me, and I thought, oh, if I delete these two things, parts of the conversation, then I have a funny text message that you sent me where you were texting messages to me stuff. And I thought, oh, if I delete these two things, parts of the conversation, then I have a funny conversation about Gus.

He was talking about two factor authentication. You know, as I do. Yeah, as Gus does. Like, do you just text me in the middle of the night? Like, oh, I found this awesome new two factor authentication thing. And I deleted from that, I'm message. I deleted a couple different things,

A, so that I wouldn't reveal what service Gus is using, and the B, those ones that just didn't add to the joke, so I just removed it. But you can definitely do that stuff with the DM conversation. And I don't say fabricate one entirely. Yeah, you can definitely do it as an avatar, I guess, and have a conversation with you, so. Yeah, but I think that falls into the conversation,

which we have too often today, which is like, you can't believe anything, like everything is fake. And that's not always true. I think more so we have to look at the way we react to things. Like even if it is fake, why would somebody fake this? They're gonna fake it because they're gonna get a huge reaction on the people. Well, literally it has nothing to do with any of us.

It really doesn't have anything to do with anybody. Even people who watch his content, you know what I mean? It's one of those things where somebody who shares their life on a regular basis, there might be the expectation that they owe you that part of their life to share with you as well, but they really don't, you know, especially somebody's doing it as long as he has been doing it. I just thought it was fascinating. And I'm always fascinated by the way that the hive mind online, the mob mentality takes over,

and people can just like laser focus on something. And it's like, trust me, he's having a hard enough day today as it is. It's like people online coming after him is not gonna like, you know. You're not gonna prove anything to him, or? Yeah, I see me, he feels like his world is collapsing. Yeah, I don't need to add to it anyway.

I hadn't even heard about it. You told me right before we started the podcast I just want to figure out how big a deal this is Yeah, I hadn't seen I've been filming all day like I haven't been at my computer. So I really haven't yeah, well We also here's a half words. Oh That this morning. Yeah during lunch. Yeah, we were asked to keep quiet. Oh Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, we were yeah, we filmed for like film for a long time man that should take a lot of your time it does

And then yeah, yeah, and then I have more stuff to film later this week. I know Which is it's just it's just bad timing. I feel like We've already moved off of this conversation somehow we pivoted I Was gone you you'll like this we like one thing about this thing. When she posted the video for scrolling through the DMs, one of her tabs was Twitter, and her other tab was a Google search, and it said, can you legally post a tweet? Right, you said the TW wanted.

So she had to look that up before she decided to make the video. She was looking if she could legally do that. I guess the answer was yes. Google, by the way, not the best lawyer, consults it just so you know. So, I was out, it's like shit to get caught up on, but I'm filming like three days this week.

Yeah. Which leaves like two days to try to get caught up on. Like all the other shit I need to do. You filmed a secret stuff? No. I think I can say it. Yeah, so I filmed here is an halfway today. Then I got to film a million dollars,

but for a couple of days. Yeah. Can we talk about something we're doing this week? What are we doing this week? Then I have to do with that show MDB. Oh, MDB. I think it was here is half-wits. No, no, what are we? The Rupert Heath podcast version of here is in half-wits. It's gonna be great I know everything there is snow about D&D trust me You know as much as Jeff I play I know I know I asked myself that every fucking episode Really every time what do I roll? What do I add to that? That would be a great drinking game now anytime Jeff asks what he adds what does he have to add to it drink?

No, he'll just fucking up so you get drunk then you know he's a team player Yeah, so I for MDB, we're heading out to LA to shoot some episodes. Yeah, with some special guests. With some special guests. Yeah, we, MDB is now going into it's season, right? Fourth season? I have no, I think so.

It's crazy. Most season stuff, I'm like, oh, that was in that season, that was in that one. MDB, who knows, for me? In my brain, it's just like, it's just MDB. Yeah, me too. I think like, MDB is about to catch immersion in number of seasons. Because immersion was been produced like irregularly over the years.

Well, immersion also had what, like, a two, three year break? That's what I'm saying, yeah. In between one of the seasons? Yeah. It was developed in the TV show with it for a while, you know? Yeah. And so, that took way longer than I expected. We're going out of town this week.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to go to LA. You want to LA too, Baps? Yeah, how cool. We should figure some stuff we should do over in LA. Like us three? Yeah, but I don't know. Yeah, you're up for it. Hey, you want to go waffle?

Waffle. Let's go to waffle. Last time I was in LA, I went to hop dot again. You went to hop dot again. And there's no line. There's no line. It was literally faster to fly to LA, good to hop dot again. I was with you.

Oh yeah, my words. Well, we were with someone from full screen. He's like, let me take to fly to LA, good job. I was with you. Oh yeah, my heart was there. Well, we were with someone from Fullscreen. He's like, let me take you guys to lunch, because Gus and I were in LA for something at Fullscreen. And he's like, what would you guys want? You want this and this or you want burgers and beer. And I'm like, burgers and beer, that sounds awesome. Expecting to go to some cool LA place

or some hole in the wall or whatever it was. We drive up, we park and we walk over. And he goes into a hot dotty. L.A. plays or some hole in the wall or whatever it was. We drive up, we park and we walk over and he goes into a hot dotty and like, is this where we're going? That's right, because I guess it's really close to the full screen office. It's just like right there. It was just like really good to do.

For those who don't know what hot dotty is, it's place in Austin that's really overrated and there's always a line that goes right out of the door. Another one over here at the triangle. Might be the most overrated and there's always a line that goes right out of the door another one over here at the train I might be the most overrated restaurant Yeah, I would say torches is get the fuck out of torches fucking sucks really sucks about it It's just mediocre like there's nothing good there. He's wrong. He's wrong. It's absolutely I think about garbage who wants to stress up and to pile it

Get off the plane. Oh, She's awesome. Everybody else not like torches No one. Oh wait one. Oh, you're just jumping on the Gus band wagon. I need to go Hey, if they if they voted that she should wear her Pilot uniform you think she would have changed in the aisle like like it got naked. Yeah Probably it would have been awesome though if she'd like, you realized for civilian clothes were like those warm up NBA things

and she just rips it off. Yeah. Pilots uniform. So was she actually fired? They didn't even accept. They just said. Fire it is hard. Because closing up like disturbance on a plane

is a huge fine. It's like 25 grand or something I think. Yeah, it's not good. Did she get the fire? Did she get the fire? I don't know. Don't know if that quote, you know. I will say Yeah, it's not good for the crew. I don't know. I don't know if that, you know. I will say this, if a fucking customer did that,

they would never fly United Airlines again. If the customer caused, other passengers to disembark, yeah, that person's never getting on the United flight again. I don't know though, we'll see. She might, we're gonna pilot me demoted too. Like, what a co-pilot I know

There's any emotion like right they're not gonna become like a gate agent They can pass that they follow they can potentially lose their their license to fly a commercial plane Commercial airline pilots have to undergo Physical and mental exams every couple of months to make sure that they're okay to fly. And if she's having problems, they may just revoke her license. So I can't. Demo to FedEx. They demoted to non-humans.

Kaga. So now that we're still back on the topic of plane stories, I have something really funny that happened on our flight over to Sydney. Andy Cortese agrees with me. Torch is overrated. Okay, go ahead. Fuck you Andy.

Andy, what? Fuck off. So on our flightrated. Okay, go ahead. Fuck you, Andy. Andy, what? Thank you. So on our flight to Sydney, 17 hour flight. Luck could happen on 17 hour flight. Apparently, someone who was with our group went to the bathroom, and while they were waiting in line, this little kid comes out of the bathroom, and he has vomit all over his back. He's back. He's back. Gluck. And he came out. He it all over his back his back back and he came out his dad was also waiting in line for him to come out

that the boy comes out he goes daddy someone threw up on me apparently an older guy who was probably like in his mid 40 to something got sick on the flight like ran into the bathroom and threw up all over the kitchen. What? Because the kiddo wasn't locked. The kid didn't lock the door. Yeah, like what? And wait, so the kid was pissing. I don't know if the kid was pissing, but the kid was going into the bathroom and then

this man also tried to come into the bathroom to throw up but threw up. Oh, for Gavin. Oh my god. That's how you make it super villain. Oh my god. That's how you make it super villain. Oh my god. That's how you do that. Apparently. I would want a refund.

Holy crap. I mentioned awful that would be. Can you mention being that dead? Your kid walks and you're like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah, that would be, I, that as a parent, I would have a reaction. Imagine if I was throwing up on your dog.

Yeah, like I'm not a parent. Yeah. But I think if I saw it, I would start punching, like until I found the right person. Like somehow everyone is involved. So, I don't know the aisle just bop, bop. You can't do that, it clearly wasn't that full. They were trying to make it to the bathroom.

They had, there's a sick bag. Look before you vomit. But it is. There's a kid. I get it. The whole situation, see, I don't think the guy ran into the bathroom with that, I'm a fucking puke on

I know if honestly probably just came out of him. Yeah, it's thrown up. Yeah, it's involuntary That's happened to me before so then the guy just I just puke on a kid, but I've had projectile vomit before where I couldn't control where it's going Yeah, I've had a horrible short I mean the guy must have been like the right there apologizing, right unless he was finishing up Yeah, but how long does that take? What do you, what's the longest you could barf? About five minutes.

Sometimes it's a couple of waves. I assume it was just like a blip. Because a lot of throwing up, in my opinion, in my experience, is trying to convince yourself that you're done. You're like, I agree with you. I vomit twice. I definitely feel better, but am I done?

And then you kind of know, it's like a judgment cool, but you kind of like, I don't think I'm gonna... Your mask starts getting wetting. And then it's like, I'll just wipe this out. Wait a couple of minutes, it's all back. Really a couple minutes, yeah. I feel like, once I start vomiting, I can, like, my body knows, let's finish the process

and move on. That's it, like, it's all out, and I know, done. Sometimes it's just hard to get the drugs out. No. For me, it's just like, it's like a talent. I was talking about this with someone on our trip. Why do you and Esther get food poisoning or have stomach issues so often?

I don't know, where? Are you guys just really sensitive about it? Oh man, I ate something bad in Auckland. That's it? That's how I know, because we wanted to invite you out. Here's what happened. Well, let your pose to picture of everything you guys eat. You know, I know exactly what it was.

Was the oysters. No, I don't need oysters. Fucking love oysters. You know, there's that restaurant in New Zealand, Monsun Poon. Oh, in Auckland. There's one in Auckland, there's one in Wellington. I almost went and took a picture

of the one in Wellington for you. Now I'm glad I didn't. There's a place called Monsun Poon. He loves this place. So they have a dish there called a firecracker chicken. What? Which is, it's like a super spicy dish. Like it's got like a picture of a dragon next to it

on the menu when you order. They're like, it's the spiciest thing in the restaurant. I love it. It's really good. I ordered it. I ate it Tuesday night. I did not eat food again until Friday. What?

It fucked me up so bad. They're fighting to go back, Demons. I can go back. I just cannot eat that dish. I realized I'm too old to eat something that's spicy. So it wasn't food poisoning. It was just the spicy. It was just the spiciness.

It was just the spiciness. I was fucked. Were you vomiting or just shitting? Shitting like crazy. Shitting fire. Shitting liquid? Yeah, it was spicy liquid. Were you spitting fire?

It was, I mean, I was not even hungry. I did not get hungry to Friday Like that's how I was it was bad. Why would you do that to yourself? I like it. It's good Will you put in liquid on the on the flight or anything? It was done by them although I on the flight back I took maybe the biggest shit of my life ever on the plane and it was on the plane We're like 45 minutes from landing in San Francisco. I'm like, oh, like I need a go and I took like Like a monster dump on that plane. How did it? Did it flush? Okay? Yes, well the suction on those things is pretty that's true

I've almost sucked my vagina out of that hole before I set one off by accident Yeah, I don't on it because it's a's the sensor right yeah, I hate those sensor ones Why do they do fucking doing that? It's not a good feeling is it so you just don't have to touch it? I The only time I ever sat down on a plane bog the the changing table unfolded and fell on my head Really yeah really The on the the flight I'd like to say I literally shit myself on the flight back from Auckland, the Inflight Entertainment System did not work.

We, like, everyone boarded the plane, and like, you can see, like, basically, like the IT guys are on the plane, like, working, like, oh shit. And we sat there, like, for an hour, they tried to fix it. They couldn't fix it. Like, yep, no Inflight Entertainment. They said, we'll, we'll reboot it when we're in the air maybe it'll come on but yeah and how long is that flight that was 11 and a half or 12 hours okay where did you fly from all clean to San Francisco oh

that's a direct flight mm-hmm it's crazy yeah we did and yeah so it's like you're you're on that flight for like 12 hours. I was like, I just need to get drunk. Like so. Because I got to just got to pass out. I just got it. Being drunk on planes. I just started. Never done it.

It's not a, gosh, you realize that's not a normal thing to save yourself. I feel like that is for flying. Board or I'm, or I just want to pass time so I'm going to get black out. Yeah, I got to pass out. That is not a good point of passing. Yeah, I got to pass out Passing out I thought you meant just for fun. Just help me take a pill sleeping pill I didn't have it. You shut your eyes

That is a lot for my people think about the world normally I could but it was like 3 p.m. or something when we took off like middle of the afternoon. There's no way damn it came girl. Would you? The Wi-Fi was that where I know the Wi-Fi Dammit, Camgirl. Would you? What? The wifi was that, I know, the wifi did work. Get the wifi, it was. Would you fly on an airline that guessed the passengers

with the sleeping guests? I have never, ever been knocked out in any way. I've never lost consciousness, except I'm going to sleep. And I wanna go as long as I can. Not even like a dentist or a... Nope, I was awake when they pulled my wisdom to you that. What if they just made you snoozy? I'm snoozy all the time, anyway.

Listen, I'm like four seconds away from falling asleep at every point in my life. Also, I could eat 24 hours a day. I want to do a podcast where you fall asleep. Okay, have you ever been full? I don't know, yeah, maybe? Like, remember, I'm not doing a full. And I want to go back and do this because I want to re-break the record Oh when I eat the tacos at pork fries and I ate what 14 tacos

Have you ever been full? Yeah, from eating you said he could eat I said I can sleep at any point and I can eat 24 hours a day I can eat right now I can leave meals and then go eat another meal. I can do that. What's your problem? How have you never been full? I have been. Like when we went to go eat the, we went to poor fries place and he has a taco record. He has, he has, how do we describe these tacos, Gus? Delicious. Little fried corn. They're very good for like the Pacific Northwest. They are amazing Pacific Northwest tacos. Can I put the video out soon of that?

Of me throwing up? It's only the audio. My stomach was so hard. How many did you have? 14 or 15. The video is basically, get that camera on my frrrr. Have you never posted that? Was there a four-year-old kid in the way?

Well, the thing is, as I said, as I was filming, I was like, I won't post it. It's just for us. This is us to look back on. Most of my videos like that, in fact. But 90% is just for us. Yeah, if I died to lead Gavin's videos off his phone. What would you do?

What would you do for Gavin's videos or our text message? Well, that's on him. Yeah, I'd believe our text. For sure, it wasn't me going. But yeah, I ate 14 tacos. 15 tacos? 15 tacos was a 14 or 15. I remember you people to poke you'll got and it was rock solid It was like it was like poking concrete. I set the record the record I get it pretty sure it's 15 record was 15 tacos

I ate 15 tacos. They were like do you want to go one more like like go up in the record? I'm like no no the wreck the new record was 15 Yeah, so I broke the record 8 to 15 tacos, set the new record. And then I was just like sitting there as long as I could. And I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was like that money python character or I thought my stomach was gonna split open, but I just went outside and just threw up.

And you've never felt like that before? That's all that's ridiculously full. I mean, like, that's even the point of vomiting. I feel full after Thanksgiving dinner and stuff like that, but you give me like 10 minutes, totally. I refractory period after eating and it's fucking stellar. I can eat faster than sex.

I can eat constantly. Depends on the... Okay, we should do a thing in a restaurant, like a 12 course meal, one an hour, but they're like full-size on-trick. Let's just do it at the waffle. You know, there's a Louis C. K. I've said where they do the thing called Bang Bang,

where I'm trying to lose weight for laser team though, so I can't do that right now. But as soon as laser team done, I was doing it. Just go ahead, Jav, go ahead, go ahead. I'll do it. Get the cap. Although I had, there's certain stuff I can eat, like I can never do with Michael

that we ate those 12 lava cakes. I think that was your right, man. That was way too much like sugar and everything else. But like, if you give me pieces of pizza or cheeseburgers, I can go. Yeah, because there's no sugar and that you It's not all sugar balance and like I know a circle is like a cross-section of a sphere Yes, we're like a slice of it a transverse slice. Yeah, if we had all of the other slices like getting smaller and getting smaller So it was a sphere of pizza. Oh, could you eat that? I?

Get sure from a, that sounds unbelievable. Doesn't that sound awesome? A pizza sphere? Yeah, and you start with a little tiny mini pizza. Why are you a person? Why have I never seen this? To the top, I believe. I'm a little crusty dome.

Well, the top could just be like the smallest, it'd be like the size of a pepperoni. Why don't I understand what this looks like? It's a little pizza, bigger pizza, bigger pizza. T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t five of us who stayed home the rest of the people went out for dinner. And we were like, let's order a pizza. Surely they have some type of pizza delivery system in the room. Totally normal thing to have. So we looked it up and they have, they're sure enough is a pizza hut in Auckland, New Zealand. And couldn't call them. They wouldn't pick up. So we ordered online ordered two large pizzas. There was five of us. I thought that would be enough food. Apparently large pizzas in New Zealand are about this big

That side of a personal pan pizza. That seems regular. That's just that's the way it should be in the US That's that's the rest of the world. It's just not America, but it's large the problem of the American portion size It's not the food we eat. It's the amount they give you no, I know they give you way too much food. I rarely finish a meal Really finishes me leader Gus. I stopped when I'm done. Yeah me too. No sometimes I'll finish a meal. It's true, he rarely finishes a meal either, Gus. I stop when I'm done. Yeah, me too. Sometimes I'll stop if I'm like two bites away. I'll stop one bite away.

Yeah, like really? Not doing it. I'm not like that at all. I wish they made edible plates. Cause I would just keep going. I do not stop until all my food is gone. You know how you say the last bite of a cheeseburger is just like the best or the goodest

cause of the first? You're a couple people on the audience who hate when I say that because apparently I've said like 20 times on the course of podcast years. Look, go ahead. When I ate a dish that was 50 last bites of cheeseburger. Well, that's weird because that's other people's last bites. They would just be cut that way. They wouldn't be bitten.

Well, it's different. It's a gravity thing. It's a gravity. I don't want to do too much into this because people get upset when I talk about cheeseburgers. Can you explain how to grab anything? Because people get upset, but when you eat a cheeseburger, all the mush, all the stuff inside, like all that, you know, it goes down. So really you need, you need these 50 burgers to be held like this for like four minutes.

What if they were shut up the bottom off? Last bites from you. That's fine. Okay. Honestly, if I'm being totally honest to you, I eat so much of my kids' so they don't eat and it's just like, oh, it's like I'll have Before chicken nuggets sure here we go. Let's do this. Put them in. I've eaten more heavy cheeseburgers than anyone Playing it. I'm like a human trash can. Just you You really love food food's the best. I just agree food is the best food's annoying

I love to hang around Lindsey right now. I'm like what'd you eat today? What'd you I'm like you burning what are you eating? Joey from friends. I Just want to tell me everything she eats. I'm like just tell me what you eat today She got to eat my two kids are she got to treat for two so So is there a pizza swir that wasn't so bad find one that was make one. We sure make one. We'll make wine We'll make it at auntie life right? Millen views what's a million views pieces? You're never wrong on these things pretty good. We'll make one. We'll make it at Auntie Life, right? Millen views. What's a million views? Pieces of air. You're never wrong on these things.

Pretty good. Let's make a pizza sphere. Let's do it. I'll do it. Or some large pizzas from Auckland. Is this something you do on pizza podcast? Why haven't we done that yet? That seems like a great idea. We even had a pizza sponsor at one point. Why do we know? We have pizza sponsors. We're gonna make a cake podcast and we're gonna have ice cream Sunday Monday. And we did a steak podcast, take off. So a steak podcast. Pancake podcast is coming up soon.

Pancake podcast is in two weeks. So that means we should put two pizza before that. We should, we should have one a quarter. So we have. For it. Pancake podcast, ice cream Sunday Monday, steak the steak podcast. And then the pizza podcast.

I don't know if you've got any ice cream Sunday, one day. I always love the ice cream Sunday Monday podcast. You're also bringing this up about three minutes after Stake the stick podcast and then I Also bringing this up about three minutes after you said your channel is wait for laser to this is pancake punk We're in pancakes by this week. Well, peace of sphere is more of a spectacle and more of just a good amazing build than actually a snack So I want to eat the pizza though. I'm making the pancakes this year guys. Can we can we tell us right? We're not bringing it outside. Oh no, we did that two years ago last year. We made them ourselves.

I know, but I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to. I'm like an easy on you. That was a bad idea. Get those fucking bitches out here. Whoa, let's get your eye on this hat. It's over the two weeks. You're a corporate shill.

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who did this to my face. They are suspiciously. You're like a tree with a moss on the inside. You want to tell which direction is North. Anybody know what that is? Gus, you seem like an outdoorsman. What's out of the tree does moss grow on? North.

North side of the tree, right? Why North? Never heard that,aff wind I see it's because I wear the lightest but it sunrise actually don't know why it is do you know why it is does no idea but I'm actually looking it up right now I see ballets I should give you more time moss underneath mark most of me grows north so there's a tendency for moss to grow on the northern side of trees in the northern hemisphere in the southern hemisphere Mosh is whatever tendency to grow in the south Just like the plug hole. Oh, it's just the gravity pulling it to it down just like burgers

You get below it. That's one of this gravity north. Yeah pulls it that direction if you think about the the globe is being from a like a very Ethnicentric view of North America being the top. It's not so bottom It's the bottom, too. I found it out. So it folds with moss down. It says that. That's science. This is what this is. According to the bottom. So what, that's gave me. Dan Johnson, assistant professor, a forced biology, the University of Ohio, says, since the north side of a tree gets less sunlight than the other parts of a tree, it should be cooler, more damp, and have more shade, perfect condition for growing moss. Gravity. But it's not only in the summer? No. There you go. Well, the sun rises in the east, that's in the west, right?

Yeah, but the tilt of the planet is. So somebody told me on this trip to Australia, it's hotter in Australia because this angle of the sun is even more. Like the earth doesn't have a perfect tilt to it. Like the amount it tilts for Australian summer is greater than the amount that it tilts for. Really? North American summer.

And that's gotta be bullshit, right? What does it actually tilt? Put that in your list for Sally LaPage, please. It's not like going to an astrophysic. I know that's astrophysic, but. Yeah, that's not quite her field, but I'll put in the list. I just said, the person said it with absolute certainty.

And I was like, Well, how many degrees is it? Then you could tell. If it's here on one side and then it's here. Yeah, but I guess we'd have to be like off center from the axis of the sun to I've just never heard that before I think it's bullshit. Well, it's always on the same amount of on the piss, right? It always has the same tilt It doesn't change the tilt. Yeah, all that changes what side of the sun it's on. That is correct. It's not wobbling around. Unless it's that that would affect the tilt would affect like how much ass out on page. We're just gonna annoy people.

If you know it Twitter, I'm sure you're gonna be correct. And I'm sure it's really saying it's the wrong information. Hey, speaking of Twitter, they're on Google right now telling us what idiots we are. Let me look it up. No, I know it. I'm not. I'm not. I've got a bit of a beef with with something I saw saw was it mince beef is it beef with one of us no On the Roots cheese subreddit someone posted a a screenshot Yeah, that they looked me up on Twitter because they wanted to follow me and that I had blocked them all right And they said that they've never sent me a message. They've never added me and then it's like ha ha ha that's so funny

Typical good. That crazy. Bullshit. That guy, the person who posted that is either a liar or a moron. Because there's no way I'm going through and finding every new Twitter account and blocking them preemptively. What the fuck do you think I'm doing? How would I find a random account and block it? And it just so happened to be that guy. Could you block it? Then they delete their account and then someone registers that name and it's still blocked? I don't think that's the worst.

I think if anything, you were scrolling through your timeline or like clicked on a tweet he made or did something and he accidentally blocked it. I followed people on the same thing though. How would I have found that account? Yeah, he's totally forgetting a time he tweeted. Right, that's why. More on.

Either he's lying and actively knows that he has sent me a message or He's a moron and has forgotten that I also never remember why I block people, but I know that I wanted to in that moment I just did block anyone I don't block people anymore either I don't block you when they ask me To unblock them or why you block them like he goes back to conversation having earlier But like we we smell blood in the water and I was thinking at some point Everyone's gonna be in that situation where they're the asshole where they make a mistake at some point in life And if you're gonna go through your whole life and expect people to behave themselves constantly

You're gonna live a very disappointing life. You're gonna be very disappointed pretty much everyone you know at least 50% of them And so like when somebody messes up It's just like you got to kind of be ready to forgive, you know And so when someone says you block me we unblock me. I'm like sure I will But I do always ask why did I block you because I don't keep a record of it either It's like why did I block you and what the answer is always like I don't know why why I couldn't figure it out It's I'm sure it's super easy to figure out. I don't know look at the one time you tweeted me and then when you couldn't tweet me anymore Right tweet block that was it that's reason. I called you a fat prick once, but I...

But it was a joke. That was one guy. Yeah, it's been on block them. And I said, I said, why didn't I block you guys? He goes, I just tweeted that you're doing the podcast. And I was like, I was like, all right, that's fine. So I blocked him and he goes, and then I think right after he responded, he was fronting,

I tweeted that he was a big piece of shit. What? That was the reason that's why he did it. But that's funny though, why would you block someone for that? I would block someone for that. Cooling a big piece of shit. Because it's so easy, I'm like, I didn't think where I'd follow somebody and then block them. So like, oh. I did that accidentally the other day.

I went to go block someone because they were being rude to me and accidentally clicked follow. somebody and then block them so like oh I did that accidentally the other day I want to go block someone because they're being rude to me and I click follow and I was like nope kind of the opposite I've done the unfollow block where like someone who follows me is always like I don't know like saying the same lame shit over and over again so I'll just block him and unblock him and be like great now you don't follow me follow me again if you want but right now you don't follow me yeah you can again if you want, but right now you don't follow me. Oh, that's a point.

Yeah. You can clear somebody out that way. But if you don't want to follow them and you don't want them seeing you, just don't. A little double tap. Yeah. In a lot of ways, in a lot of ways,

that's a lot more passive aggressive move with what Gavin's talking about. Because when they block, when you block them, they know you block them. But when they just find out they're not following you anymore, then they have to click follow, they can't have the option and they can click follow and you'll see it that they followed you, you know, that it'll alert you and say, oh, so and so follow you back. And then you're like, yeah, you really want to follow me, break. So many sub levels. We live in the stupidest world. This is the dumbest conversation.

It is, we live in the dumbest world, Barbara. We live in the dumbest fucking world. I feel like, you know, in movies, sometimes it's like a multi-vorso, like a path in time where everything splits. You can go to the other one. I think the Hillary Trump thing was that split in our lives and we're in this one and it's hilarious. It's the other one's the normal one though. This is the one that you would visit in a movie. You said that, you know, people wanted to, that Uber drivers wanted to talk to you about, like, politics when you were overseas.

I felt like I had the exact opposite reaction. Where anytime I met someone down there, like, where are you from? Oh, United States. Like, they would just instantly get silent. Like, they did not want to talk about it. They didn't want to hear about it. They were just done with it. Why didn't you just say Canada?

It's not a fucking liar. I am. No way to actually from Canada. Do you see the Canadian prime minister? That's why I feel guys. You shouldn't have to. From America. I shouldn't have to say it from Canada. Yeah. No, I'm an American. Fuck. The full-time job. The Canadian prime minister successfully counted the Trump handshake. Do you see that? That Trump handshake is great. Wait, wait. Have you ever seen the Trump handshake?

Trump handshake? Yeah, can I demonstrate it? Yeah. It's also a lot of. Yeah. Are you talking about this thing that he did, Trudeau? Where he did the handshake and then grabbed his shoulder? Well, he does that. The whole thing is he yanks on people's hands.

Yeah. But Trudeau like successfully like kept the handshake exactly where it was. He even, I've analyzed the footage. He even had to push occasionally to keep the handshake at a normal thing. He even, I've analyzed the footage, he even had to push occasionally to keep the handshake at a normal thing. He was like, you're like this. And it was over.

And it was over. Yeah, there's a great Twitter account called Stats Canada, where they post face stats about Canada and about the people there. And they posted something about how Trudeau had been practicing his handshake for the last five days. The preparation for that. Trudeau had been practicing his handshake for the last five days. The preparation for that. Trudeau is awesome.

He's great. He's one of the most famous Canadian Prime Minister in my lifetime. He doesn't like that, dude. That was an interesting morning to wake up in Australia who, like, I woke up, I looked at my phone and was like, Trump and Australian Prime Minister, you know, getting to fight, Australia scandal, like, fuck,

I just got here, I just got here, man. Fuck this up for me. I was nervous. There's gonna be something that happened while we were out of town that would not allow us to get back in or me at least. Same as these. Yeah, it's a scary time to travel. Tiz. Well, no, you're all okay. Can I have them in the UK? We on now.

Well, I have a green card, so I'm okay, but Gavin has a work visa. That's true. So, I mean, with either of us, we could get denied for really no reason. It's just up to the border guy. Yeah, I'm saying before I've already met the one border guy. I've prepared already. I'm ready. To not be allowed in.

You have to be. It's not going to happen. I mean, you'll know if it's coming. They're going to go through a lot of groups before they get to you guys. There were people in the air with green cars who didn't know it was happening, and they got to the border and they were like, oh, I can't get in. Fuck, it's unbelievable, dude. That's why I was worried. It's unbelievable.

Not to get political again. I mean, you know, I hear so, here's my whole take on immigration, is that the population of the U.S. is now having children at a rate that's less than the sustainable birth rate, which is 2.2 kids per family. Right. And that takes an account like death rate and everything else or a lifespan in that particular country. And in America, I believe it's about 2.2.

We are having children at less than that. I think the only demographic group that is still currently at that level or a little bit above it are Hispanics, which is never growing group, but that's part of the reason why. So the only other way you've been population in that in that scenario is immigration. That's literally you get people from somewhere else to come if you're not making the people. So just on a long-term strategy, immigration makes sense. It's always made sense for America, but just even where we are now, long-term, it makes sense to have immigration. Japan's got a huge problem. I was going to talk

crisis. Specifically about Japan. It's a hot topic. Do you think that we'll reach a point in the future where the Japanese population is declining so much that they need to have so much immigration that the country of Japan will be inhabited by primarily non-Japanese people? But you would assume Japan was to keep the Japanese population as much as they can. Would they just start opening their gates to anyone? I mean, to get the new ones up. You have to, like, if nothing else, they need people

to take care of them when they're elderly, like as the population continues to age. Just earning money in the country does sustain like social services. Right. Or retirement fund. The US's birth rate, I think you said the sustainable birth rate

is 2.2 per couple. United States is at 1.88. Japan is at 1.41. 1.41. And Germany's even lower. Germany's at 1.38. Yeah, they'll be fine though. What was the crap about the tennis game

or something with the German national anthem that happened? Oh Jesus, I heard about that. US Open. When I was in the US? I believe it was. What happened? I believe it was US Organized Cell. I heard of the article.

An incorrect version of the German national anthem was sung. What's an incorrect version? What does that mean? What was it? The Nazi one. What? Yeah. It wasn't a recording that they played.

They sang it. You as someone's singing live. Notsy. What is the? The person who usually does the national anthem Nazi one what yeah like they wasn't recording that they played they say it you As someone say it live Nazi what is the person who usually does like the national anthem some of the one? I'm singing I don't know any of the details. I kind of just heard it. I've heard it But Nazi version of German anthem played before US US Germany tennis match. So it was the you the new US anthem Look at you Trump's The US tennis association has apologized. That boy, they really skirted the issue with their statement too. The US tennis association has apologized at playing the Nazi era version of the German national anthem. Before I imagine

Hawaii Saturday between American, Alice and Risk and Germany's Andrea Petkovich at the Fed Cup tournament at the Royal Resort in Maui Very they cried during it of the German tennis players Well Kimble sang all three verses of Deutschland lined oh my god translated the song of Germany. How do they not stop it or interrupt it? I don't fuck I don't know Stop it or interrupt it. I don't. Fuck.

I don't know. The big thing of like when those athletes from Kazakhstan won the competition, they started playing the Borat theme. He has. So what is the opposite of that? That's what that is now like. He's now on every video of him singing this Nazi theme.

So what was the link? What is the difference in the lyrics? But I don't know. It doesn't say. Oh, here's a tweet from the United States Tennis Association. The USTA extends a sincere apology to the German Fed Cup team and fans

for the outdated national anthem. That's putting it mildly. This mistake will not occur again. Outdated. That's it. Just outdated. I want to know the lyrics. Germany, Germany Germany above all else

Above all else in the world when for protection and defense it always stands brotherly together Kill the juice kill the juice kill the juice kill the juice German German women German loyalty German wine German song So I'll retain in the world They're old beautiful chime and it's virus to noble deeds during all of our life Unity and justice and freedom for the German fatherland towards these less all-strive brotherly with heart and hand. Unity. I mean, that's the Nazi one.

That was beautiful. It's all about keeping it together. Obl enough it ends with that New York Times is a terrible publication Mark Cuban sucks. Very bad. Who knew? Who knew? Nazis had to figure that way before the rest of us. We usually love comments on videos,

understandably, I mean, people want to watch our stuff to escape politics, and we'd like, been political recently. But it is interesting to wake up every day, to like a new, just immense piece of news that the president... New top medline. ...that's a very political time. And I don't want to talk about it either, but it's just like,

oh, look what he did today, oh my god, and that's what people talk about that day. And he went up just like, it becomes a part of your life, and then it bleeds into videos. I guess we should try and not do it. I have a, no fuck that, we talk about it all the time. It's just like,

I was just starting a new political time. I think it's like everyone's gonna be like, fucking weak. I have a subscription to the New York Times, and the New York Times mobile app is the most depressing app in the world. Anytime my phone buzzes, I'm like, oh, fuck. It's just, it's just always like bad news.

And as many John Oliver did a joke about it last night and his show, he's like, he said that he was happy when he's got the alert that Mary Tyler more died. Wow. Okay. That's not terrible. It's a regular day. Hard to believe it was terrible. It's like it's terrible for one family. Hard to believe there was a point in time

when we were all hoping that 2016 was gonna end. Like we couldn't wait to get to 2017. And we're here. Everyone just kept saying, can't wait for this year to be over. What a terrible year. It's like, all of this is just, this is like the canary in the cage.

All of this year has taught me, and I think it's a valuable lesson in that, is that all the stuff, all the ideals that you're raised with and all the constants in your life, they're never constant. They can, like, everything that your life is based on can be undone.

At any point, really. Not it's very true. It's very true. I always just think of it's like, oh, remember when that was, you know, remember when women could vote less awesome, but, you know, women could easily not be allowed to vote for whatever reason. It's not gonna happen. There's a lot of things that are

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Like, that is just, it's just like, don't hit the bottom of the barrel if you can possibly avoid that. It's just, It's really lame. You know that we're not gonna block you. You know that your Twitter account isn't something you have to deal with if you don't want to. I know that.

No, listen, Twitter, general. I'm talking about the politics thing. Well, I follow, I mean, I look on Twitter here a lot of times for the livestream comments and I look in there and on the site as well. But Twitter in general, I get this notion, I don't think it's fair to tell people who are in entertainment, you shouldn't be talking about politics, especially when it's usually conservative people when the liberals and Hollywood say stuff, but two of the last

four conservative presidents in this country were entertainers. Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan, it's an actor and a reality show. Star. It's like they voted to the highest level of the office, people who were talking about politics while working in entertainment. So it's really funny to me, so when people say people in entertainment shouldn't talk about politics, but at the same time, I have to recognize that I enjoy Twitter significantly less than I used to, you know. Because of what's going on right now. Yeah, I really do.

And it's like, you know, these things are happening. I think we should, I liked the beginning part of 2017. The 2017 was looking like a year of action versus a year of emotion. Where 2016 was just like, everyone's emotions, they thought their emotions were so important, you know? And now it's like, we realize that action really does take precedence over emotion.

And so, but I don't know. It's, I think there's an inevitable draw back to Just our thoughts and our likes are gonna change the world. It's it's easy to get lazy about it It's easy to get lazy. Yeah, I for one. I'm gonna be voting for Queen Beyonce in 2020 For the voting for Steve for the first time ever in my life. I have called my my congressman. Yeah, I did too I've called my congressman. I've called my senators. Is it an answer for you? No, someone actually answers. It's not them, of course.

It's like someone in there. What are you cool about? I called about immigration, because my congressman is one of the people who wrote the immigration executive order, the immigration ban. Really? Yeah.

So I called in reference to that. Do you say, hey, I don't like you now? I said, I expressed my, thanks. I expressed my, my displeasure with his stance and told him as one of his constituents, I hoped he would change his stance on that policy. And you got to think of a call to your congressman's office as being the same as writing about a thousand emails. Oh, yeah, emails, emails and tweets don't do shit.

You got to call. Get ignored. Wait a call or write a real letter. How far behind are each of you with a pen? Yeah. Or pencil. I should have. How far behind all of you on email at this point after? Australia. I got seven. Oh, what? I'm down to seven. I had I had Wi-Fi on the flight back so I did tons of email. That's great. I had Wi-Fi on an international flight for the first time in my life. I had Wi-Fi on an international flight for the first time in my life.

I don't know how everyone else is managing a Wi-Fi on international flights. I've never ever had it. Because I've had it. I guess. I had it on American. I was tweeting about how I was watching the Super Bowl live, completely over the middle

of the Pacific Ocean. How are you watching the Super Bowl? Because the plane had live TV are you watching this Super Bowl? Because the planet live TV is, won't you? What? I was just like, on the internet and watching TV on a seat above the ocean. That's awesome. This is before or after you sent me that video of you

in Business Class. That was after. I already recorded that video, because that was before we took off. Gavin sent me a video of him. Because Barbara Fannert, I got the upgrade to Business Class which she was like, can you make a video documenting your experience? And it was just Gavin filming his his feet completely stretched out over his little foot. Yeah, it was like a seven second video

I was like, this is my leg And then I turned and then was like that flat-peed door with the mirror And I just framed it so you could see my smug face And then he did his Yeah, it was a good video. All right. It's time to wrap this up Let me let me pause for just one second my nap. I was really short for I just loaded up the podcast by accident. Pink. Oh my god Are you watching the podcast on the podcast? Yeah

I normally have it muted when I'm checking com What if we just put put the camera at the laptop and just continued From that version hold on but Listen, look at his list. Let me see I gotta go through my list to make sure I got to everything I'm talking about I mean I'm like I went on the podcast as we changed the times. I've been gone for two weeks. Oh, yeah, did you miss me? Oh People are asking us Gus shall we Release the RTX Sydney podcast and I my vote is no no that was that was not a good speaker. I'm a good speaker. I'm a good speaker. I'm a good speaker. I'm a good speaker. I'm a good speaker.

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I think that's for Australian. All of the ones in the actual big rooms, like the arena sized rooms, were really good. Like, that was good audio in there, but out on the floor. It's too much going on. It was duty. No, no, my reminders are worked. I'm trying to do this thing now where I dictate to Siri. So stuff I want to talk about.

Who are we going to hire for the pizza sphere next week? We'll figure it out. I think we should get Jordan swears on it. What? You have to. He's a pizza. He's a pizza guy. Yeah, but we'll talk. I don't want Jordan on the podcast until he animates himself.

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