Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Free Can’t Say No - #403

Episode Date: November 22, 2016

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And Josh. And Gus. We got special guests with us. Thank you. Hey, the barbrows, or you know, Zach. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, Zach, thanks for joining us. Have you watched our, a lot of our podcasts? I'm a big star, you Zach. Yeah, it's me. Yeah, Zach, thanks for joining us. You're welcome.

Have you watched our A Lot of Our Podcasts? I'm a big star, you know. Yeah. Edishmuck. Thank you guys so much for having by the way. It's the word. I landed in Austin like three days ago, and was reminded that Rooster Teeth was in Austin.

It's like, I gotta reach out to those guys because I watched Red versus Blue like way back in the day. He's in that. I mean that. I mean, all in that. I because I watched Red versus Blue like way back in the day. He's in that. I'm in that. I'm in that. I know. I know. He's all up in the red in the blue. You're great, right? Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Anyway, and I just think what you guys are doing here is awesome. And Barbara gave me and Dave Coleman, my partner at Nerm Machine and Justin Allen, my partner at Middleman, gave us this awesome tour. We got to see the whole facility and all the different stages and I met so many people and I can't remember most of their names except for Zach and Josh.

Yeah. Yeah. In Gavin and Gus of course you know because we're all sharing a couch together. I think. But it's awesome what you guys are doing. You have probably seen more of the office now than I've seen. Yeah.

Oh I've seen more of your I was like the office the series. I don't know. I mean the whole British version. Absolutely. Yeah. No I did. I got to see a lot of the facility. Yeah. You guys all know each other. I have a feeling there are some people because you have a lot of employees now. Like in the beginning, you all knew each other and now there's so many people walking around. It's difficult. Yeah. There's a lot of, hey guy. It's Gus. It's Gus, but thank you. Yes, thank you. The other day I

ordered a takeout and someone spelled Gus, G-Y-S. Guys? Guys. I feel like just they're writing with weird... No, no, no. I was a weird, there was a weird why. On the receipt. It was printed G-Y-S. They type like bastards. I don't know. What would G-Y-S be shol-ful? Just...

Geyser. Just stain. Giscari. Giscari. Little Game of Thrones there. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. You outnerded me. Yeah.ari. Giscari. Little Game of Thrones there. Oh, I don't know. You outnerded me.

Yeah. You outnerded me. I'm all over that. Man, speaking of nerd stuff, I was just showing Gavin right now before he started. I was so happy a little while ago because Westworld retweeted a tweet of mine and started following me on Twitter. Yeah, but it's really, really matter if it's a show. It's a Westworld is so good. And then Tandy Newton liked one of the tweets.

That's pretty cool. Wow. Tandy Newton read my name. I don't know any of these. She's so good in the show. She's amazing. Although her lab texts are dumb, dumb. They are dummies.

They know it's about to learn something that's going to explain their dumbness, but I can't call security for God's sake Just call security. I'm looking at gloss room There's CCTV Situation at Westworld is no bueno. They have cameras on nothing They had they had they had a Video of that one tech having sex with a host. Oh god in the middle of nowhere there, but they don't have video of that one tech having sex with a host in the middle of nowhere but they don't have video of them. Your Shiner just got real excited.

It is so spread the head of chalice. They picked the paper towel and Matt rushed his on. I'm ready to catch. How's everybody at home doing? So thanks. How's it going though? You played a lot of rugby grown, didn't you? I was talking with Josh a little earlier, and I felt bad because I cut him off mid story,

because I wanted to hear the story on the podcast. Yeah. I don't want it to get over. It's not that it now, it's like super hyped. Well, no, like I was upset about something you said. What did you do this weekend? I went, I took an emergency trip to Disneyland this weekend, because one, because I just, you know,

wanted to get away, be a child again, but also because Tower of Terror is closing for good in January second forever. I didn't know that. I hadn't heard that. It's becoming Guardians of the Galaxy, the Red, the Red, the Red, the Red, the Red, the old thing. There's still gonna be one.

There's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be,

there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, there's still gonna be, Spratt will be like the ghost and the hallway going where are we right now? They're a place for us sterling with Chris Pratt and his friends. But don't they still have tower up there in Disney World? Let's get there both. That's also changing. Yep. Look, it's happened a couple of times. Our childhoods are disappearing in front of us. Wis family Robinson.

Three house became Tarzan Tree House. Then dude, fucking Tom Sawyer's island became pirate coven. I'm sorry, I drew the line there. I'm like Tom Sawyer's, he's still gotta be. He's still gotta be disin. It's still, it's both there i'm like tom soyer he's still got a bit he's got a bit of it's still it's both it's like tom soyer's pirate island or something no i think it took all the time so i'm so i'm so now they're doing something completely different i don't know what they're doing now and i was thinking completely different yeah

what are they doing now i don't know but they didn't show phantasm xx so i think you guys just a bad way you just don't like change no progress is good but not if you're gonna like destroy our childhoods at the same time. A few years ago, I went to Minecon in 2011, and in 2011 they had it at Disneyland Paris. Yeah.

So I had time to walk around the park, and I'm not like a huge Disney person. I know some people are like really into like the history and the lore and all the different stuff. And I really wanted to write. The Lama Disneyland. Yeah. Is there a lore? Yeah, there's the different stuff. And I really wanted to ride. The Lord Disneyland. Yeah. Is there a lore?

Yeah, that was fun, it's a lore. And I wanted to ride Space Mountain while I was there because apparently the Space Mountain there has a loop. And it's Harris. Yeah. And it's Jules Vern inspired and it's like kind of steampunky. It was closed the whole time I was there. Oh no.

But then people kept telling me that I should go in the haunted mansion because the haunted mansion was totally different there. And it was closed the whole time. No, no, it was open, but it was depressing as fuck. It was like an old coal mining town where the coal mine had collapsed and killed hundreds of children and everyone was sad about it.

So it's like in the US, you go to like the haunted mansion, like the ghosts are happy, you know, they're like having parties. Well, they're all in New Orleans. You can't not be happy in New Orleans You go to the one in Paris and it's like look at all these dead children What a horrible mining accident What the fuck is this? It's realistic. That's what ghosts would be like. It'd be pissed off that it died. It wouldn't be happy

Have you met Casper? He's a friendly ghost. Yeah, he's a mariner. Yeah, he's a mariner. Dude, that movie depressed me so bad. What? A Casper? Yeah. Why? Because he wanted to love and he couldn't. Why not?

Because he was a ghost. I don't know. You seem pretty dead inside to me. Yeah. That really bummed you out. Is that what killed you ultimately? Your inner child, when you after watching Casper, you're like, I'm just going to be frigid and cold.

You just wanted to love. Barbara, have you talked about the other amusement park we went to recently? I don't think we talked about it. It was mentioned briefly by Chris. Yeah, Josh and I and a few other people are in Mexico for brand-news. We're in Monterey.

Real fast, I'm getting reports on Twitter that the Orlando Tower of Terror may be staying. I'm investigating. OK, all right, go ahead. We went to Monterey. Yeah, we're in Monterey, Mexico. And we went to, we were just looking at things to do, so we went to like this park. And it turned out there was-

Parked fundido or something? Yeah. Like a cheese. And the, there was this small amusement park by it that was, it was officially licensed Sesame Street Park. Plus a Cessamo, I believe. Plus a Del Cessimo or something. And it was like, but it looked like an off-brand park

in Korea or something. Like it was terrifying and the people were all grouped up front. All the rides were about six years, 70 years old, probably. Yeah, like probably like picked up and moved from an old like US amusement park and rebranded. And the Sessmese Street characters would chase you around the park. The second you got the second you got the second.

Like times like so, like the Sess the Sesame Street characters that are in Times Square. Right. Those ones. Yeah. They're chasing around. You would tie it from Times Square to Mexico. Yeah. Yes, absolutely.

Why don't you put your ears in Times Square as a Times Square Elmo, then you go to Mexico. And only if you're a green Big Bird. Yeah. There was a green. There was a green. And there's a, uh, a hundred years ago. Better days only. Is that what they big bird. Yeah, there was a green bird. It's a, and there's a, a hundred years ago, you got a better day as old.

Is that what they called him? Oh, wow. You know way more Spanish than I do. Bones. So that was a long, long twist thing. It's showing to French. It doesn't matter.

No, I felt like I was gonna die on every single ride we went on. Yeah, it was legit. And you almost died on every ride. There was a roller coaster we went on where no joke, if you put your hands up in the air, it would have been sliced off by rails. Yeah, I mean, it was intense. That can't be true.

It's absolutely. We thought Ashley Schumacher was going to die. We were waiting for her to come off. Or like, is this the one? No. No. She survived the whole ride. And there was my favorite moment.

We were in the gift shop at the end. And there was a character. I don't know what her name is. She's pink and has like scribly hair. And earlier in the day, she like grabbed my hand, took me like in this parade thing and it was like really creepy. And then later we were in the gift shop and I look over at the window and she's looking in the window at me like this.

And she like, she catches my attention and I look over and I start filming her and she goes, she just starts waving and it and really slowly. I'm de loris Maybe was it a creepy dude in the suit you think probably yeah, I was a disney once and the queen of hearts was Like jokin with me and came down and sat down on my lap and then left and it was a dude inside the queen of hearts outfit and Because there's not a lot of talk and I said something and all of a dude inside the Queen of Hearts outfit. And because there's not a lot of talk, and I said something, and all of a sudden I hear this, ooh, ooh, and then the Queen of Hearts goes,

step, like we both look at each other like this. And he gets so many runs away. So I'm like, all right, you learn something every day. King of Hearts. It's a new world, people, it's a new world. One time I was on, you were talking about like how dangerous the ride was. One time I was on Space Mountain in Disneyland

and the ride stopped and then the lights came on. Yes. And I've never been more terrified. I don't think I've gotten back on Space Mountain again since I've been in there with the lights on. When you see that jumble of traction, how does this thing completely, how do you not get your hands sliced off

when you're going on a plane? Yeah, I think the rest of the ride, I wrote it like. But you know, sometimes they open it up and specifically run it with the lights on Like it's a special they'll do like special days like it's terrifying. It's pretty fun. Yeah, it's totally different I got trapped on it. I do guys are a bit to animal kingdom in Disney World There's a ride that Ellen de generous hosts. It's like a tour through like the dinosaur Yeah, she hosts every single one damn that woman works. I know

She's doing a show. How does she do that in LA and then it? This is gonna be nothing but dumb joke We can keep me off of you doing it for years at any time. I'm just telling my dad shit Fantastic, let's go. Why by the way, I love the oven applause sign. Does that light up everyone's on one? I have never seen that before. It's the top of there. Oh, you're not kidding. I'm pointing things out to you on your podcast. This is fantastic.

You know the stuff that's in front of you every week. It just starts it, yeah. Like all of the people running the cameras, or you know any of them, all the gentlemen in the booth. Everything just works. But we are on this ride. It's like a tour through like a Jurassic era and Ellen degenerates is hosting it. And it broke down twice when me and my family were on it. Where

it just like we were stuck in this car with all these people and it just wasn't moving. No one was coming out to say like, oh sorry folks broke down. So we were just sitting in there with all the lights on for a good 25 minutes. Did Ellen stop glitching out again? It'll pretty feel like let's dance. I mean, we just went on it again and then it broke down again. So we just said, fuck it. Never finished that ride. Well, listen, was it like the real Jurassic Park where when the ride does break down the the characters eat the people like

the line of the movies. Yeah, almost the downfall Jurassic Park. Like what was the one thing that made everything go wrong? Newman. Well, no, well, kind of. No, but also. He knicked all the stuff, right? But yeah, but the genome wasn't right, right? So they put, they were doing something

where the dinosaurs needed lysine, or they were super deficient in lysine, I think. And so they couldn't procreate. And then they found, remember, they ended up finding some dyno eggs. And they were like, oh, they've beaten the system in that regard. But yeah, then Newman with his barbersol can

and they turn off all the power. Ah, ah. That scene where that dinosaur comes out and it's like that's, yeah. I love that gamey nightmare. Yeah. Totally. I love watching that can roll down the hill

through the barbersol. So satisfied. Oh, this is a unique system. I know this. It's like my mirror line in the whole movie. Oh, this is a unique system. I know this Yeah, the little ony of butts Yeah, that was hacking yeah clicking in Visualize flying through fold isn't be like oh, there's my pictures in my down That was really good air as my point

Interneting like you have like lawnmower man and all these movies that just did not understand what computers looked like. For some reason, it was just like they were all I never understood that shot in the Matrix, the first one where he's, you know, typing away. But you can see his screen projected on his face. And that is in a lot of movies. It's an alien as well where the screen is in reverse

on their face. Screens don't do that though. Just a light would have been great. Yeah. It would have been fine. But it's always like backwards computers. Oh, like actually, like, you can see the, yeah, it doesn't happen. Maybe you're just like really greasy. Yeah. I never thought about that. I can read hellbedica on your forehead. You are super greasy right now. What are you searching right now? That's horrible. Anchor, sailboat.

But I feel like any new technology is like that, right? People didn't understand computers at the time, so we're gonna make it look cool and interesting on film. Yeah, look at weird science. Remember all the weird hacking? They were literally getting into all the governments and everything, and it just looked like weird polygon tunnels that they were going one of them had,

like a scrolling crossbones, like you can't enter, like that was the government's firewall was a skeleton with glowing eyes we can't get in that little Brock is gonna have to wait so intimidating but not I mean when you mentioned weird science it makes me think of like um war games and I think they did a fairly they did a realistic representation of what it was like a screen with text you know yeah gotta fucking take your phone put it on the modem, dial in, get mad with someone called.

Plus the worst noise in the world. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a thousand bunny rabbits dying in the matrix. Have you seen that video of someone pressing all those ducks? Yes, and I can. Yeah. They just pressed out on an old basket of them.

Oh, that is amazing. Yeah. The things you learn on the internet. All the souls escaping bodies. That's what it feels like. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Bala! Those children from the mines. That's what it is. Oh, I'm not bringing that back. I'm sorry. That's what they sounded like. They were so sad. Cool. It was really bizarre. If you ever had a chance, you should have. I don't know That's what they sounded like. They were so sad. Cool.

It was really bizarre. If you ever had a chance, you should, you should. I don't know. You didn't do a great job of selling it. I think that just would be depressing. Well, I went on with some friends who are, they're the megastick, 64 guys. Yeah.

They're really into the lore of Disneyland. They understand it. They're like, you gotta come on. You gotta check it out. And then we get off and they're like, wasn't that awesome? I'm like, what the fuck do we just watch? Yeah! It's totally different than the US version. That's really depressing. They're like, wasn't that awesome? We're like, what the fuck do we just watch? Yeah! It's totally different than the US version.

That's really depressing. They're like, aha. So what else happened in Disneyland while you were there? Oh. Any cool stories? No, we just, I mean, Nadia had never been. We went with James and Elise from Funhouse. So we got the tour with them.

I don't know, just good. We just did as much we could do in two days. I've never been to Disneyland. Yeah, I mean, I've been to Disney World four or five times, but never days. I've never been to Disneyland. Yeah, I mean either. I've been to Disney World four or five times, but never Disneyland. I've never been to Disney World, but I've been to Disneyland a lot by growing up in Southern California.

Oh yeah, so it's like a hot spot. It's the OG, but it's way smaller. People come from Disney World and they've never been to Disneyland. They go to Disneyland and they're like, what is this? This is like, Teeny.

I could see both ends in a day. Yeah, you can, but it's also like, I don't know, you kind of feel that vibe or that rusticness that it is It's got the charm exactly where you know and they learned a lot from that and then by the 70s or whenever they broke ground in Florida They're like we're gonna make this a little bit bigger. We're gonna buy all the Marsland around here. Where old? Let me read this right here I want to thank blue apron for sponsoring tonight's RuestriTV podcast blue apron is the number one fresh

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Oh, over in the other. Hi buddy, I'm so happy in this thing right now. I have a cow chop. Was it onesie? Yes. I like this. Oh, that is definitely a onesie, my friend. I'm so happy.

I like the red on the inside, like a split open cow. Oh my god. I just had like the lines of like the entrails. I literally think I look like the colon's least threatening Sith Lord. That's what I think. Yeah. Can you do the zip up to the top? I can. I think I can run and punch him in the face when he goes out. Now talk, do you get closer to phobic? Hey Bernie. Make sure you move the force.

There you go. How's that? Any better? Moose the force. Oh God, Barbara, you'd be so happy. Sorry, just bumped the mic from people at home. The Australian short that we put out today, Barbara, on YouTube. It's to promote us going to RTX Sydney,

where we get in a fight with the kangaroo. You, I saw on the comments for that. this is your soul mate, whoever wrote this comment. They were very upset that we were commenting on Australian culture. I don't think Roushishis should be doing that. I don't think they're qualified. That's pretty good. I instantly thought of you. Is she that punny?

Is she punny punny? It's nonstop. It's really nonstop. It's really nonstop. I just don't occur. She the puns do not occur to her. I just did, just by even bringing you that. Dear Lord, it's on. It's like one of the, I've unlocked one of the seals. You're into puns and you're dead inside? Yeah.

I'm the best of both worlds. This is not, this is no point of going. Does it mean you're being dead inside? Big in a Spanish, this is the other point. Why are you dead inside? We just talked about Caspar's a friendly ghost and how I thought it was sad. Why do you think, I think Caspar's a friendly ghost, and that's when you died as a person.

That's true. I think ghosts are a rule or not friendly. That's why they have to call out Casper, the friendly ghost. It's the exception. Oh, that's interesting. He's the friendly ghost. But does this make you better wrong? Not one of the friendly ghosts, but he is the friendly ghost. Well, but can't you be like the friendly friend and a group of friends? That doesn't mean that there aren't other friendly people in the world, you could be like, you know, if any room he's in, he's the friendliest guy. Yeah, right?

He's the friendly. Sure. Sure. She's the friendly ghost of that particular social circle of ghosts. That's a cool, that's a half full way to look at it. Come on. And now the Casper lore section of the Evership Podcast.

I've been waiting for this. Okay guys, hold on. I've got a few things up here. I was a Christian Eruchi in that movie, right? I think it was, yeah. Okay guys, hold on, I've got a few things up here. I was a Christina Ricci in that movie, right? I think it was, yeah. A We Spongebob cast. She was a girl in every movie in that time. She was in everything.

She was. She was. Wednesday and Adam's family come on. Oh, she was part of a creepy thing too, which I'm glad is a part of the internet that seems to be behind us now, that they used to do countdowns of when, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Female stars, we were gonna be 18. It's like the creepiest fucking thing ever. You never saw those pages? I'm still counting. I didn't, I wasn't in those, those annals of the internet. I was like, you are on the right, we're busy with other things. Let me show you some new groups. What's the win?

What's the win? This one's going to be a major. Emma Watson. Emma Watson. Emma Watson, I didn't think about that. She might have been the last one. Emma Watson, I didn't think about that. She might have been the last one. Emma Watson, to me still look very young.

That was a Nanley Portman, who obviously, I know that apartment was all of them. So what was it like American Asian countries? She was hot in the professional. She was hot. God, and she was, she was, I mean, I was a kid. She's older than I am. But she was like 12 and then you knew.

I know, but it's like we grew up there. Yes, she was hot. She was, she was badass. But you know what, I wouldn't say it. Drew Barrymore and E. there. Yes, let him talk. She was badass. I wouldn't say it. But you know what it was really about? Drew Barrymore and E.T. Okay, take it easy. So it was a door. To get us the fuck off this topic, I just watched Henry Thomas' audition for Elliot in E.T.

Have you guys ever seen that clip before? No. Oh, it's so great. I won't even ruin it for you. Unfortunately, the title of the YouTube video does ruin it. I just got like all of a sudden I thought, what happened to Henry Thomas? What's he up to these days? So I was looking at ruin it for you. Unfortunately, the title of the YouTube video does ruin it. I just got like all of a sudden I thought, what happened to Henry Thomas? What's he up to these days?

So I was looking at Henry Thomas stuff. I think the last time I saw him was in suicide kings. The last time you saw him, you thought you saw him in saving private Ryan, the first five minutes that one guy was on screen, but it turned out to be not be Henry Thomas. That's the last time that I saw Henry Thomas. Well, the last time I saw him was in suicide kings.

Like I said, when you were up and then told that story, that we know where. Let me tell you the last time you saw Henry Thomas. And you weren't even, I said, when you put me off and then told that story that we know where. Let me tell you the last time you saw Henry Thomas. And you weren't even, I'll tell you. I wasn't even right. I'm very, very, very you can rent one in Dallas and return it and ask it. I just did that. So, did you really? I really did.

So what if we got everyone in Texas to rent a car and return them all to Austin? Like, all to the right. And you can go over and say, but like, what would they be able to do about that? They can't just suddenly change the rules and be like, oh, you can't return that here. They would have to accept every single. Yeah, but we take it 48% of the people in this country don't vote. I don't know how you're gonna say this. It's way funny.

I don't know. If you could drop that my shirt. Yeah, I just want to. But like, what would they have to do? Would they have to hire a fleet of people to return all the cars? They have to have the more cars they get. Like, you and I have experiences before. So when you're when you're in one place and you take it to another place, they start

charging you more and more. And I think as more cars are coming in, they'll start increasing the fees on the app. So it costs like five grand to, as you're coming in to drop it off. Like it's an unusual situation. Like if there are, yeah, capacity or something are close to you, they'll try to. They'll probably start increasing that rate

to try to discourage you from dropping it. But what do you gonna do? Like, oh, never mind and like drive back. We'll drop it off at a different location. Like, there's not only, for example, there's not only one Hertz location in Austin. So it's like, oh, instead of this one, I'll just go to the other one a couple of miles away.

But what if we fill all the Hertz? Right? I want to fill all the all about what's the second. What if we fill all the nationals? Do you think, what if we fill them? When you work at a car rental company, is there like a difference? Like do the employees who work at the airport

look down at the other locations? Like I'm the other people who work there? It's like, oh, do the employees who work at the airport look down at the other locations like I'm the idiot who worked there? It's like oh you know I work to enterprise like oh you work the airport? It's like no it's the one in three way. Yeah. I don't know. Wouldn't it be better to not have to work at the one at the airport? Wouldn't it be better to work in the one that's like still kind of in town? So if you want to just go meander down to get a cup of coffee or something you're not going through terminals and paying four times as much. I just can't imagine every time. Every time.

Yeah, everybody goes to those other ones. And it's like, if you're at a job, where you're sitting there with nothing to do, and you have to be there for eight hours, and you're just like, I feel like I would prefer that over-dealing with people who are at the airport in and of rush and grumpy and just pieces of shit.

You mean it's come back, yeah. Yeah. This is people in general. The worst people. Yeah, but the airport people are worse. Travelers. Worst people alive. I'm a traveler. Listen, I think I'm a gold star traveler. I'm still an asshole. I feel like I'm an ass What other people I just feel like internally like I don't externalize it

But internally I'm like I'm judging everything how many times do we tell me times we've been about travel on this I saw something really weird, but I hate everyone that I'm dealing with Something really weird. No, hate everyone that I'm dealing with. I saw something really weird. Well now everyone knows, you've externalized it. Now it's a pretty new word. No, he hates you. I was on a plane. I was going from Austin, San Francisco. And in front of me was a family.

And on one side of the aisle, the worst was a woman and her daughter. Now on the other side of the aisle was the husband and the son. So you're surrounded by a family. They're all in front of me the road for hug that dude and I realized that the the the woman and the man they're sitting in the aisle seats and they're talking to each other but they're doing that quite yelling thing like where you're fighting in like we do like we do like oh they're fighting about the constant really loud.

None of the vowels are coming out. I feel like there's a lot of saliva involved with fights like that. Yes. And it was spitting, too. We're getting ready to take off. That's why I said saliva. And before we take off, before we push back, the one pulls out latex gloves.

Oh! And then she pulls out sterile-izing wipes and begins wiping everything down in their row. Like the tray tables, the seats, the headrest, like she is like everything is being sanitized. She does her side with her kid. She goes over to her husband side with the other kid, everything sanitized and she like takes the...

That's the moment where I lean forward, tap the dude on the shoulder and go, I don't know what the argument was about, but you're right. Whatever it was, you are the right, you're the same person in this relationship. Then did you lean ever in sneeze? I thought about it, but I did. Then I see her lean over to the husband and go,

there's like television to the back of the seat. She lean sort of the husband goes, put his to the about the side. Put his on Nickelodeon. Like him watching Nickelodeon and I hear him go, I told you, if you don't tell me the number of the channel, I can't find it. I don't know where Nickelodeon. Let him watch Nickelodeon and I hear him go, I told you if you don't tell me the number of the channel, I can't find it. I don't know where Nickelodeon is. You're just screwing up.

I'm like, okay, well this is gonna be an interesting floppy. Oh my gosh. The flight tenants come by offering food and drinks and she will not let them get anything. How long is the flight? It's like a four hour flight to San Francisco And she's like, no, no, no. And if she has her own snacks that she's brought on, and she starts passing them out. She's not starving the fans.

Right. She's just like, just a while. I'm not that big. I can't calm down. You don't know what her snacks were. She made a head-great snack. Let me guess granola. Yeah, it was cool.

OK, granola's hot. Don't hang on granola. So when the kids get sleepy, they border well. Good granola snacks. Don't hang on that. When do the kids get sleepy. Very horrible. Good, granola snacks. Don't hate on that. One of the kids gets sleepy and wants to take a nap. So the husband starts like opening up, blanket, and getting the pillow out that's on the

plane. And she's like, I told you not to do that. Don't do that. This whole other argument. Then she goes up to the overhead bin and she pulls out her carry on. And in the carry on, she's got these giant ziplock bags that are filled with sheets What kind of sheets like bed sheets? I assume for their hotel wherever they're going she is bringing her own sheets God so she gets one of these Ziploc bags fill with sheets and gives it to the kids to use as a pillow But in the bag this in the bag still so the kids like laying on a Ziploc bag and have sheets inside of it trying to take a nap

I like about this is this is this is is, this is a next level stuff. So we'd land a San Francisco. How does that make it into the carry on, too? Like, that's a choice you've got to make. Right. If you're carrying Ziploc sheets, you've got, what's in the bag she checked? Right.

Who knows? Like, extra kids. She probably thought of it. These ones to be of their choice. Well, they probably be safer down in cargo. Okay, there's a lot of germs up in wherever one's flying down there. They have snacks.

Don't worry. Do you have anything to check? Yeah, I have a 55 gallon drum of hands in the desert. We get off the plane in San Francisco, and over here, the husband talking to the flight attendant, like, yeah, we got this flight, and a long flight ahead of us, we're flying a Sydney. I was like, you are fucking kidding me. Oh wow.

They were on my flight from San Francisco to Sydney. They were sitting like two rows in front of me. Really? I was like, what are the fucking odds? Hang on, did she pack enough sheets and food for that? I was checked out. I was like, I'm dumbfounded. She busts out like a Weber.

She's like, I knew this was gonna, as 14 hours, guys. Let me just get, I brought some kebabs. Would you like one? We landed Sydney. It's all in antibiotic free. It's all good. You're all good. I'm so good. I'm your starboard table, okay?

I meet up with Bethany and I tell her like, man, you won't believe the stuff is crazy, there's family, they're super germafobre something, whatever, all right, let's go to the hotel. Take off, get in a taxi, go to the hotel, check in, I get my key and I turn around and they're walking into the fucking fucking wicking alley.

I was like, into the fuck there with like what the fuck every hotel in Sydney they are at the same hotel as me she's like at the check in that's with a dustbusted gun sucking up with a bit of it was like oh remember the crazy people I told you about they're right there they just walked in there in the room tell me they were in the room next no I kept running into there in the room. Tell me they were in the room next year. No, I kept running into them in the lobby. I don't know where they're at.

I just heard about like, so for 24 hours, I spent 24 hours in almost constant contact with these people going from Austin to Sydney. Did they ever look happy? No. It was absolutely crazy. How many kids do they have just don't get?

Two kids. Two kids. I'm not socially awkward like you are Gus, but there are things that happen in my life that give me anxiety. It's mainly I can want to prove that I'm either not a thief or I want to prove that I'm not dangerous and like the weird thing is like when I get off a freeway and someone is in front of me and then I just somehow they seem to be going right near my house and I keep following them for a while and I'm like I'm not following you I'm not a I'm not a

dangerous person and then it's like oh oh shit, there's her new left. Now there's your goddamn it. And then it's like following for like two miles. You did all the way around the world equivalent of that. That might be the far, that might be the record for that, ever. That's pretty far. Like you look at the globe,

it's pretty much almost to the exact opposite side of the world. I think about it. If you actually were to spy and your assignment was these people, that's exactly what you'd have to do. You'd have to be on that leg from us in the San Francisco. It's going spy, isn't it?

You could speak, or you could speak, or you could speak, or you could speak right behind them. Judging them. She's. That personality seems a little paranoid too. I'm surprised she didn't notice you. I was worried about what year. I think she was aware of the term.

Yeah, she had a lot, she was focused on. She had a lot going on about them. That's right. They checked in the hotel so fast. Everything she was doing is a waste on a plane. Yeah. The air is filthy. Yeah, it is. She was supposed to just give up.

But what are you gonna do? It's really important. So you're the optimist, I say. Just relax, love. Just lick the armrest. It's really unfortunate that I've got a bit of immunity. That story you told about that time, the flight attendant woke you up on the plane.

Oh god. I wish that had happened on this plane. One time I was asleep and I didn't realize I'd fallen asleep. The flight attendant woke you up on the plane. I wish that had happened on this plane. One time I was asleep and I didn't realize I'd fallen asleep. The flight attendant shook my shoulder to wake me up to ask why I wanted food and I opened my mouth to answer and my mouth was full of saliva

and I just like, well, I'm just like immediately just went, it was so bad I had to get a shirt out of my carry on and change in the bathroom because it was just like so through, like, yes, chicken, chicken, so it also, can I just explain this saliva. I was like, but, yes. Chicken, cheese, and...

And also, can I just explain this, so like I was dreaming about chicken. I was dreaming about this moment of ordering it. That's why. I opened my mouth and said, I was hungry. Yes. I just drooled on myself.

Like, did she laugh? No, she was just like, Oh no! She's not seeing it. She's dead inside like you. Yeah. The thing when you tried to save it and suck it in at the last minute.

No, no, it was too much. Like, it was like a. Yeah, I know. The thing when you tried to save it and suck it in at the last minute. No, no, it was too much. Like it was like a waterfall. It just like, just like, gushed out. There was no pulling that back there. I feel like you have a very wet mouth. I do. Like, I'll drool a lot.

Does anyone else do that? No! Just be standing sometimes. And then all of a sudden I'll just drool. I think it's because you have to like, chipmunk cheeks. But does that happen to everybody else? I do spit things sometimes where I'm talking and I go like yeah A little black that's common in the light. I just kind of did it right now

I'm on some space. I feel like I always have to call it out too I feel like if I see it I have to say all sorry about this bit of like nobody might have even seen what I did I'm sorry I spent on you do you wipe their face for them? It depends on who I'm spitting who's face I'm spitting? Yeah, sometimes it's like, yeah, damn right. And you just carry this around. Just being nice to me. I can essentially be, of course. That was for you. Yeah, I've had to do that before where I've been talking to someone and I accidentally

like a little fleck of saliva just lands on me. And it's like one of those situations where it's like, you know it's there. Who's going to call it out? They know it's there. So I just do like, when it lands on someone's eye and they're like, oh, you had don't know once it's like I'll wait. Oh wait. Hey while you saw that out I just spat on you see that I'm sorry to me out because one time I was having just a normal teeth cleaning completely normal And you mean with the toothbrush or you're at the dentist. Oh, I was at the dentist

Oh, that kind of not a normal The every six to 12 months, that normal kind of teeth cleaning. And the dentist, she came at me with what looked like a welding mask, like she was seriously prepared. I probably told you about this years ago. And I was like, I was like, I've never seen anyone have like that much protection

and she like whips up the shield. And she's like, ah, she was like, just got back from a conference and the number one presentation was by a dentist who was working on a patient and the patient had a cold sore and threw it in the eye and he got herpes in his eye and it ate his eye out inside his head. And she was, so now it's like, she goes,

what I'm just like, I'm over-prepared now and I'm like, well, don't why'd you tell me that? It's like, I know I want stuff on my face to what I'm a dentist. Thank you to the top class, it's nothing. Well, know I want stuff on my face Well, but you're not worried about a spec of her of a dentist herpes getting into your eye are you? No, I don't think so yeah, I feel like you're the dudes herpes got into the dentist I was because he was using tools that would aggravate and spinning Like I mean if you were operating on your dentist while they're operating on you then I

That you'd want some kind of what if the dentist is like me and drool sometimes. Oh, okay Well then you're fuck yeah, what if you were fuck? I did but what if you have your own cold sore could you get your own thing on the moon? That's what I never thought about I think your own I've never even thought that a cold sore can get it your right your eye out You're probably immune to your own now you're not in your head now that we're talking about it. Yes. Yeah, you're

going to be immune to your own brand of cold so I would think so. You're probably already immunized. But just that image in my head I was like, uh, now forever. I think I never did I ever think I would be having a conversation about one's own immunity to their own brand. Oh,

therapies. I'll go another seat by bus. You're like this. Welcome to Rouser Z. Everybody talking about her, he's on the lift. Herb is in the eye. I will.

So herb is on the clip. Oh damn. Finish things off. If you like, I think we could have finished that eye. No. No. It's good.

It's good. Too far. Yes and, Zach. Yes and. The eye is too. It's too sensitive. Just yes, and Zach, just yes, and. The eye is too, it's too sensitive. And it's very sensitive. We need like, we don't follow stuff. But the brain tells you. They see like two eyes.

They don't grow our entire life. That the same size when we're an infant baby, all the way. Yes. Are all eyes is growing? You're nosing your ears. Yeah. Damn it. I know shit.

I know shit. You're nosing your ears. We'll keep growing in the cold. Oh, god damn it. Yeah, Damn it. I know shit. You know, it keeps growing. You're nosing ears will keep growing. Oh, god damn it. Yeah, he's kind of fucked. What? What am I going to end up with? No, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. There's no pain sensors in the eye, right? That's why they can like do lasick and you don't feel it. No, I think it's got a good eye. This guy. Yeah. Where did you feel pain in your eye when you got lasasek? No, the hardest part about lasek was the pressure was weird when they push on your eye so much that your vision goes away. And then this is something that they did not prepare me for when I got lasek, which I tell everybody about when they're getting lasek,

is that they're hitting your eye with the laser. You've got to be prepared for the smell of your own eye burning. And it's not something they put in the literature that you're gonna smell your own eye as it's scorched by this laser. And it's a horrible smell. What do you think of eye smell? It's not burning. What's that?

You want me to smell your eye? I don't know. I can't tell. I want to smell your eye now. Let me smell your eye. Can't, should I? Why don't we just switch spots? This is when you're gonna get the eye hurts for real.

You know what I'm just gonna stay right here No, seriously you're not gonna do it now. Well, he's too far get up lean over Just looks like makeup You did get that I make up You did get that good eye makeup. You didn't get that good eye makeup. Wait, hold on a second, I have a question. You got laced in but you're wearing glasses. What, you got laced in but you're wearing glasses.

So these are actually, you're catching me on a good day. These are glasses that actually have lenses in them. A lot of times I'm telling you we're lenses in them. When we first started, a lot of our different shows, I wore glasses for like eight years. I got laced in, I stopped wearing glasses for six months. And I'm like, oh, eventually the internet comments will die down about me not wearing glasses They never did so I just I have not

I have not a glass that I wear cover But I know I just say man, I don't know I feel like that's it like that's statement Yo, I feel like that's for you like if you if you really didn't want to wear glasses you wouldn't You know I give in to internet comment. I think it's just I'm gonna mind them so much It's it's part of your look I used to wear them when I would write, because it was like a ritual thing, and I'd wear them, and it's like,

I can see them in my peripheral vision, it helps me focus a little bit more, and it kind of extended from that into this. I like that it's blocking distractions, like this much. Little blinders. I feel like it's part of my character. So even when I wear contacts,

I still wear glasses with no glass in them, like just the frame. Really? Yeah, I don't feel comfortable. I don't even know you had contacts. I don't I almost never wear them. I only wear them when I'm like using VR for a long time. That way like I can see everything fine. Have you considered a monocle? Or two monocles. I would like to keep them back. Things you only here in 2016. I typically only wear my contact lenses when I'm playing VR.

But I'm diving deep into the virtual world. Deep into the VR. Do you have glasses or contacts? I don't know. It was born with completely perfect vision. Thanks. Thanks. Oh look at you. It's really that was great But no, I'm not good vision to look at the camera. I did well look to the red light was there and then it went over to three It was camera three camera six Camera six so fast yeah, I got it. Hey, hey, wait to make sure you guys see it too. This is like it's own little video game hold on a second do it go for it 6 5 6 4 2 Oh You cheating in 3. All right. We're done. We're done you chaners. How's fun though right?

We're gonna cut to one spot the FML, yeah, three. In the same way you're J1Z. You're like, what happened? Look up to the toilet camera. One C camera video games. You're welcome internet. You're welcome internet. You're welcome. I'm gonna read this here.

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Yeah. Son of a bitch. Are you getting it? Barbara, you can know I haven't gotten nature bucks in over a year, bro. He's hoarding it. How many bags of nature bucks actually have in your office?

Zero. Really? You're pounding all the nature bucks. Fuck you. Fuck you. I like it before the podcast, Zach asked if we could swear. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got to make sure yeah

I mean I don't want to fucking say anything. I don't want to come for it. Let it all out whatever you whatever your deep dark secrets are that you haven't Ever wanted to let out go for it. You guys ever wake up laughing. Thank you. I'm gonna use a small Momentum to tell everyone. You just wake up laughing You ever do that? No, it's like the best feeling world. You work up laughing. Fantastic non-sequitur. Is anybody ever just wake up laughing. No! You ever do that? No. What? Hey, it's like the best feeling in the world. That's it. You wake up laughing. Fantastic non-sequitur. Is anybody ever just wake up laughing?

I've actually locked myself to sleep. What? That's the activity of a mad man. Yeah, if you get giddy with tiredness and then you get to your bed and it's like, this is the best. It's the absolute best. I just can't get enough of it. I'm laughing.

No, you never been that tired and you finally get into bed. Kati, I suppose so. Although I would imagine that alcohol had something to do with it. I've been totally sober, I've gotten to bed, and I've gone like, and I've like kicked my legs like this. I'm so excited to be in bed, and I just go straight to sleep. Please, can we get that camera on Gabbas legs?

I think you should really get that. Just little movements, just like this. I should prove that drink out my laughter So I want to go back for a second here. I need to learn more about this way. Yeah, when did you wake up laughing? I do it on a regular basis. What you want about like probably three times a year four times a year Ashley, have you ever heard me wake up laughing? I know it's it's weird, but it's like I'm having a dream where something's really funny The dream I'm talking like a oh you like I'm I'm having a dream where something's really funny in the dream. I'm like, I'm sleeping.

I'm sleeping. Are you serious? It's like the greatest feeling in the world. It's like, for a lunatic, for a serial killer. It was an impression. Well, I'd be like, sleeping, and I'm like, hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Like, that's when you went, you get up to that. You get up to that. I know full ha ha. But you have to come into consciousness and you're like, yeah, this isn't funny. Like, you know, just like, want my laugh at it.

And the same way that you might think that you got killed in your dream and then you wake up, oh, I wasn't killed. You can also wake up and go, well, that was funny, you know? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love it. I was thinking, that was a worse standup comic.

Have you guys ever, other than like, oh, I guess, nevermind, I can't ask this question. Somebody on Twitter tell me if you've woken up laughing. Wait, I'm like, go, go. I hadn't orgasm in your sleep. What? Yeah, I guess nevermind. I can't ask his question. Somebody on Twitter tell me if you've woken up laughing. Wait, I got it. I had an orgasm in your sleep. What? Yeah, bring up an airplane. I said, let's do this.

We can tell the story enough times. I had a wet dream on a plane, Scotland. Wait, what? Yeah. There's only way back from Scotland. I like you said that. I was like, I'm not telling the story again. I had a wet dream on a plane.

I'm just so right. I'm just so right here. We are not telling the story again. I had a wet dream on a plane. What else could you tell me back from Scotland and all those? He was coming all right. Brogish men and their kilts Dreams have you ever woken up at night on my plane exactly the work and I'm laughing and jizzing So I was my next to one of my buddies to you and I'm fairly certain that all the plot thickens It's my next one of my buddies too, and I'm fairly certain that it's all the plot thickens.

The plot thickens! The plot thickens, oh my gosh. And they have a gentle squeeze. A gentle. No, no, that's a new addition. Oh, that's not true. It's the onesies. The onesies are bringing out the truth.

I've told this to him. I've told this to him. What is your real name? I feel safe in here. Michael Michael, that's an a birdie. Oh my god. I had a, I'm like Sherlock. I was going mad today. Does anyone else ever wake up a, I'm like Sherlock. I was going mad today.

Does anyone else, I'm gonna wake up mad? I wake up growling. Mad. Because I had a stress dream about the podcast. Why don't you stress about it? What's stressful about this? I dreamt. They do a stressful work.

We were about to go live and that I was mad at the control room because they only counted out from 10. They didn't give any warnings before 10. So I was like, I had to run all the way across stage five. And as a result, I was like, late. I got to my seat like right after the intro started. I sat down and Bernie was here, but then the couch was empty.

I was like, where's Gavin? So I like, I texted you and you were playing a game on the Xbox and you didn't want to, you were like, I'm almost done, almost done. I'll be there in a few minutes. And it's like, everything was just going to shit. Like nothing was going right. And I was like, so I woke up like right in the middle of that

I was like fucker. That's normal. I just can't imagine you actually being stressed about that like you would just start anyway Yeah, but I wasn't here. I was late like I didn't I wasn't set up like I didn't have my ads in front of me It didn't have Twitter open didn't have a lot that goes into producing a show. Yeah, I'm a stuff like I have a bone to pick with Gavin. Oh, oh Tell us about your run. We we We started having a little fight before the podcast started. What? You guys had a fight? Yeah, me and Gavin had a fight.

What, half an hour before the podcast? They got hit, not actually hit, but it was just like, wait, right now? Yeah. I was getting berated about not replying to emails. Yeah, so Gavin said said when he gets an email and he doesn't reply, that should be taken as a no.

Like if I get an email, it's like, do you wanna do this and I don't reply? That means no. No, I say yes, that means yes. That doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean anything. Well, he's done. He's done, he's done.

You don't know what he was saying. Unless you specifically say, please reply, yes. No, no, wait reply yes or no. No, no, wait, hear me out. That's what RSVP is about. If somebody says RSVP, that means I need to know numbers. So please at least say yes or no. But if you don't say, let me know yes or no.

This isn't like a party invite though. This is like a production thing, a work thing. Nah, why have you emailed me this production? Me personally. Let's get that to it, guys. Well, I emailed you about social stuff we needed. Social tweets that I need from you. I've got something to prove in wrong, Barbara, to back you up.

Oh, go for it. Whenever I send you the calendar invite for the podcast, and you don't reply to them, but then I text you and you say yes. Yeah, but that's a different reason. Why? That's because the invite take me to the calendar app on my phone and I'm not signed in. Why did you sign in? I can't figure it out.

I can't stay signed in. Every time I accept a thing it's like you have to sign in. I'm not an idiot. He also doesn't have a badge. You don't? No, he's not a badge of the picture. He's not giving you the signature badge. I mean we should talk about it.

Let's get real guys. He's my thing. He's not my badge. He said how do you get one of those? What? Can this man get a badge? If it's a yes or no question. Yes means yes and anything else means no No, no, it's more efficient that way. No Replies Englishers

Sack this out on for this gets he won't say no to anything like he just he thinks it's too confrontational say no like you'll say to him Hey, do you want to go get lunch and I'll go? Well, lots of people very naven day. That's what it's gonna be. That's exactly how you would English. Look, he's English. Look. Don't back him up.

You're an artist. It's a little late, isn't it? Well, because we won the Revolutionary War, you're right. Yeah. Come on, you fucking limy bastard. You're wearing the same onesie. Look, if you get 150 emails in a day,

and you have to write notes each one, you're gonna waste a lot of day. I could have read more emails. If I don't say anything, that means I'm not interested. I don't want to. You might be wasting more of your time. You're fucking wasting everyone else's fucking time by waiting for a reply from you.

What, why don't you wait? If it's important, come and talk to me. That's not the bad thing. No, what a time for that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Why can't you answer this? Bobbra was like just reply with no. The let the two guys and that's that's rude. It's better than no response. Google does auto complete now too. You can even just say, eh, no, sounds good. Sorry you're in the middle of this. No, I'm loving this.

Okay, this is like Samper's Agacy. I could go. This is just, whoa, fuck, you get, but that return. You get plenty of emails, right? Do you apply to a email? No, in fact, I'm very OCD about notifications on my screen, particularly on the screen, right? I'm gonna clear all that.

I don't want even a little red one, not even a one. But emails get away from me. It's very difficult for me to buy my email. But my thing is also, I feel like when, now we live in this crazy time of mass, mass, mass communication where once upon a time, the only way you could even communicate with someone, even before written word, right?

You had to actually see someone, then we could write things and then we could send things. And then after we could send things, it was a long time before we had another form of getting a hold of someone, really like, more scale, but really like, more school, but really like, yeah, telephone, right? Yeah.

And then telephone's were pretty grounded in central locations for a long time. Like you had your house phone, and then in your work phone. You had the phone. But so therefore up until really, let's say, let's say 1990-ish, right? And before pages, but up until like 90, the only ways that you could even communicate with someone were I see them I write to them and that was

Who fucking even at that point you were writing to people like every other month or something like that? Yeah, it's what you could call them. Yeah, but no one else could actually get a hold of you No one could grab your time. No one could say hey, I need you. I need this. I or whatever that is It's by the way sometimes that's a good thing, right? We can communicate with someone who actually needs something. But now we're all beholden to an entire Facebook message system, an entire Twitter message system, an entire Instagram message system, the Snapchat, all those things.

On top of just text phone calls and writing. So yeah, my emails can get a little... I can't get a little bit further. Because I feel like if I answer this, it's gonna be a continued dialogue. And I can't handle that continued dialogue. I need to be able to just say no word, yes. And that's the end of it,

but unfortunately that's not always the case. You can get a problem with Gavin, though. When he doesn't respond to an email, let's say production coordinator messages Gavin, hey, are you available to be in this show the short on Friday? He doesn't respond. Yeah, that should that shouldn't necessitate a response But then they don't get my English friends so the email again creating two emails rather than you saying no If I know or emails if I know I'm not available. I say no if I don't know I'll get back to you

I don't always that. I don't know if I'm if I'm free that day So say I don't know yet There is there is our social responsibility there. There is Barbara. Have you replied to every email I've sent you? I don't think you've ever sent me an email so yes, that's really sad in a way. How many emails did you get today? Great turn Today, yeah, probably around 150. How many did you reply to you? If they were from work actually I haven't Responded to a lot today because I was showing this guy around Busy with things but you're gonna reply to them

I'm gonna reply to them just because I didn't reply to them this second I guess across court I don't like this game. This game, I feel like it's one sided email. I don't like email. There's too many of them. It's too much. You sit down, it's a lot of people. You reply to 50 emails and you're like, ah, oh, this is like 20 new replies because I've just been emailing.

And I'm not people emailing. I'm just saying, your latest inconveniences, a whole lot of people. I hate to when I'm making a concerted effort to clear my inbox. And I'm like, I know I'm like five days behind at this point. And it's like, that is true. And somebody says, yeah, only five. Yeah, right.

And it's like, I get an email saying, hey, Bernie, can you let us know on Tuesday, and I'm reading on Friday, can you let us know by Tuesday if you want to do this thing? And I'll say, well, I replied after Tuesday, so it's probably not going to be a possibility at this point. And then I sit send, and then immediately they come back and they go,

thanks for letting me know. It's like, asshole, dude, you don't have to show me up that fast, like I know I replied for you. Yes, what are they doing? They're just sitting there waiting for a fucking email. You know, because that's their job. Just see it out. But that's their job, that's not all your job.

You do all kinds of other things, right? But maybe their job is just to make sure they're trying to... Check it out, you know, you know. He killed that fast. By the way, that is... You should get yourself another assistant man. They should go, yes, and then she go,

I'll send this in about two hours. But your response there is just as worthless as me not responding. It's so funny. But he's care. He's acknowledging that he's seen what he's doing. You're all you're doing. That's saving face or showing that you care.

That's just wasting your time. You've already wasted this. What would you do if I later? Because it's a pointless response to it. I just keep one example of that. Listen, we don't even know your real name. Okay. That's true. It's true. I've just been lying the entire time. But you do. You're about five days behind on most email. Real name is not Liva. My real middle name is Liva. My last name is Pew. Zachary Levi. Pew, who do you hear first folks? Or Wikipedia. I mean, they could have checked out.

You heard it here first. I knew it was a little Wikipedia page. I don't know what is my name. I'm gonna look it up now. I don't know, most people just punged on that about someone else. Guys. Guys.

Is it Geese? I think, I like Geistes thing is Geese. Geese. I'm gonna call you GYS, we should call you guys.Y.S. We should call you guys. Good photo. Nice. That's a good photo. I mean, yes, pretty. That was good. I'm happy with my Wikipedia photo. That looks like your I'm to be photo I think. Mine for a long time I shaved my head once and it was that for years. It's me like looking like an idiot. Maybe that's your fan thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we want to see you with your save that. You should see Gus's Wikipedia photo. Buzz did off. My Wikipedia? I was pulling up my idea. I don't know the way to have a head Buzzed it off. My Wikipedia? I don't know the way. I have a head for it. You know, like, I have a head for like a shave to head or a ball. I don't think I have a. Yeah, I'm scared to find out.

Oh, we should know. I don't know if I fully shaved my head when that's gonna work. What's the one of you in the costume? Oh, I know. Look at all that drool coming out of your mouth. That's even in your photos. That's right.

Here I am to be Apple Slit. That is one of the best IMDV photos I've ever seen. Can is one of the best IMDb photos I've ever seen. Can we show the camera? I think you're probably pulling it up. Then they pull it up. They should be behind it. It is fantastic. It is.

I'm maybe not Wikipedia. By the way, we're on a hashtag Rishi Podcast. If you want a hashtag RT Podcast. What I say? hashtag RT Podcast. I did. Hashtag RT Podcast. Hashtag RT Podcast.

We're at the hashtag. Hashtag RT Podcast. Hashtag RT Podcast. When you look down at Shadows Your Face and you do look quite sith. You look like a Michael Phelps. Did you say sissy? Sissy Moose you do a bit sissy over there somebody sent me if yeah, Patrick. We have that image Did you get that image? No, no, no, no, no, no that is jet fur on Twitter. That's awesome at arrow jet art They just made that yeah, just made that I know where you're not a person

He just called out you just made that sketch and like five minutes They got damn he says got sidetracked from the job. I was working on Moose the force so the force that's what she just said yeah great minds great mind thinking like great minds Think alike, but only one of them sketches. Yeah, we want to tell the other one is just sitting around in a fucking one day Draw a mean dick, though She can also draw a nice dick you heard a right ear folks. I actually did that to you heard a right ear folks You haven't ever applies to it though. What what do you mean? Did you dick? Yeah, okay? I went to the animation studio today to record some Ruby and

I mean, did you digs? Yeah. Okay. I went to the animation studio to record some Ruby. And I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, I know we showed him like two scenes from Ruby one of which was already a fan Over to you fan the other was a shotgun gun. Let's please. Who doesn't want shotgun gun. Are you gonna be in it? I don't know nobody's asked me oh Camera six switch the subject. I didn't realize they had numbers on him What's one you everything about your podcast? Which one is camera one? There is no one. One is like the Gib over here.

I think it's two, three. Yeah, one's the control. Four, five, six, one's control room. One is the one. Oh, I see. Oh, control room gave themselves number one. Don't worry. Oh, we get it.

It's the worst camera. It's terrible. And you know what? Cheers, y'all, cheers. It's just like the control room. The first camera they use. Makes sense. It is, it's the first show.

One is the web cam in the back. It's tailgate. So who was it that the first show. One is the webcam and the back. That's tailgate. So who is it that had those Snapchat glasses today? Oh, Andrew. How do those things work? Are they any good? You put them on, you like this? Bring them over.

So Andrew, I didn't have to burp that into my microphone, but I'm not sure it was appropriate. Walking down here and it made me think about the Snapchat Spectacles, so I walked past him and I went to Barbara. I said, I never thought I wantedchat spectacles until I realized they were hard to get she's like oh well Andrew's got them. This is a charger case. What's the button on it?

It's the charge. It's a charge it. Charge button. You put it in the case. The button shows you the charge level on the case. Yeah, show your mic with that. By the way, nice, nice colored choice too if if I might be. Why the bull does this? I feel like this is Miami circa 1986.

I feel like it feels very Snapchat. It feels very Snapchat. It feels like they make you go to a vending machine to get them. Yeah. Put them on. Has anyone jumped off a vending machine within New York today? Give me a second before I step in on the future, okay? Jesus.

And that's when you got Iherpies. Right. That was the moment when he got the box. He got the box the same. It's part of my story now. I pressed the button, it's not doing anything yet. Just hold it once or click it once. I clicked it.

Now it's filming. Oh, it's filming right now. I'll click it. Yeah, yeah, that's, that means it's going. Okay. But hang on a second, is there no AR built into this? No. What do you want from it?

Where hang on a second? I thought the whole point of this shit was that I could look through these lenses and you're now wearing the deer faces and the weird butterfly tiara. No. No, still you can record your life and nobody knows it. I like that you'll first, you'll first, that was spits,

cause you're taking them off looking in them and being annoyed at them. That was great. Absolutely. Yeah, I do like the fact that it does show when it's recording very clearly. That's nice. That is nice.

That's nice. But it's weird though, cause it's recording with the right, and it's telling you it's recording with the left, right? You know the thing you're going to hear about it. So people are going to be looking over there instead of looking at that, or are there two lenses? No, no, just one. I'm sorry, that's a design flaw, guys. I love you, but honestly, come on.

It's something that's missing those from smartphones, because I always feel like when I'm somewhere, like, like, I'm backstage somewhere, and I'm'm periscoping or live streaming from my smartphone, I walk up to people and the first thing I always say is, this is live, I'm live streaming a live. Oh yeah, there was like a little red light that was next to your white light or something that said this is recording something live right now. I want one that says applause on the top. You know what you're gonna hate about it? It films circular video. This does? Wait, wait, wait, I heard about it? It films circular video.

This does? Wait, wait, wait, I heard about this. This film circular video? And Andrew told me why. Designed vlog, guys. No, did they say like, why should people, what was it? I think why should people use things in that rectangle? Yeah.

Because your vision is a rectangle. So Andrew's response was, You don't have watching things in a rectangle for a really long time. You know what I mean? The spectacles. Snapchat says why should people have to view in a rectangle? I mean if anything have two stuff because you got two eyes No solid points. They got like a figure eight point Samperous Tim Henman do is it only one ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten really?

Oh, is that what yeah, like what about your most recent Scott who's playing for England? Andy my thing. What? What other side? And then look at her. So he can see it. So the one of the his right eye is recording. Yeah, it is left. I'm telling you it's recording. That's his left eye telling you it's recording. That's his right eye that's recording. Yeah, that's what he said. No, that's not what he said. You know that play the tape. He's going to this it. So let's go back and listen to it. Oh, please, yes, we should. Gamma three.

For the money. Gavin, that's a good one, you two. I'm telling you, it's a good color, right? They fit his nose surprisingly. Thanks. I feel like Don Johnson would have dated a girl who wore glasses like that on Miami Vice. And every time they push the button, is it posting to your Snapchat? It's not posting, it's what I do get it, though.

Oh, there it is. So, can you set it up to actually in every example? No, I think it looks so stupid. To your game. It works on Snapchat, though, because you could tilt it. Like, it doesn't come up a circle.

It's a people. I mean, it's the worst that I've ever seen. It is, it's such a vote. How did this guy get into the union? I mean, it looks like a people. They're gonna bring a phone with a circle screen on it. Nope. They're like a people.

That just, that makes a round phone. That'd be the best ever. Game changer. Game changer. Who wants a disk phone? It's a puck. I'm a failure, people. People.

And before it stops, you can hit it again to extend the video. So like, it records 10 seconds, but if you're getting close to the end, you can hit it again. Oh, interesting. And it'll go add another 10 seconds. Hello. I like Clarice. So how many people have jumped off wearing them? And you're oftentimes you've jerked off wearing it. He said, oh, that beat seven.

Andrew. Andrew is pure. What's really, what's really interesting, I think, is that the case you put it in has a battery. So you can charge it on the go. You don't have to plug it in. Like you charge that and discharge us from there. That doesn't mean something to you. A lot of things to you. I don't know. Like, there needs to be some indicate that you can read or like his what's happening

It's kind of just yeah You're just using it as a camera. Yeah, yeah, but I'm with you. I want I want I want a little bit extra Why does something look would I want to be able to see the fill is the way have you all watch black mayor I'm I'm watching some of you do watch every single episode of black mayor. I'm, I'm, I'm hoping if you watch every single episode of black mayor, they're not all, they're not all, they're not all, they're not all as good as each other. They're all very different, but all kind of the same world. But every single one of them, regardless of their production value or storytelling, I still think every single one need to be watched by people right now because these are all cautionary tales of what's about to happen to us on every level, mainly technology,

but how that affects society and humanity. Are they filmed in a circle? Or just standard rectangle. Standard rectangle. Standard. Pretty standard rectangle. But at the end of the day, all this shit, like this is terrifying. This is terrifying.

This is the first fruits of what's gonna happen to all of you kids that might be watching right now that are pretty young and like this is your deal. I totally understand, just be aware that if this becomes your reality and you're not actually interacting with human beings anymore, then humanity is doomed. We're all doomed.

I'm just gonna throw that out there. It's gonna be like, we're just gonna all do it. I'm just gonna throw that out there, then we're all doomed. Well, it's still, we're willing. We'll all look great It's gonna be like, we're just gonna all do it. I'm just gonna throw that out there. Then we're all doing it. Well, it's still or will it? We'll all look great in our butterfly tiaras as we all just are fucking rearranging deck chairs

on the Titanic, deck charrs. Deck charrs. Deck charrs. We've been talking about George Orwell 1984. Yes. How about all this Huxley, a brave new world? That's a great one too.

That one's way more pharmaceutical, but. Yeah. Oh, it's a little bit of everything. Yeah, but are we gonna question the big farmers? Not one of the three most contributors. I mean, I mean, we're gonna get deep guys. He predicted. I'm here. One of your sponsors is not anyone from big Farmer, right? We can do this now. Listen big farmer. Stop making us zombies and killing us. Thank you. If we just said yes, we'd have been like been like a great big pharmacy's great. Yeah, we're all cool with it. How much of those things but like in Rt podcast brought to you by my Honey see and it's a good price point I mean kids will literally how many kids? Hey, let's take a let's take a vote right now. How many kids this Christmas?

This Christmas are gonna get their parents To get them these glasses They're coming out of them. Are they gonna be hard to get by Christmas? I don't think they That's gonna be a bunch of videos and snaps on Christmas day of people's parents. Yes Not gonna be it. Yeah, no, no, it's not true. They're gonna be wearing them all the time So you're saying what is the hot item? Moji gets the hot item? All of them. Most you guys, the hot item for this. Furby.

Furby. Like the Furby or the, what was the other one to come with? By the way, how the fuck? Why, why, why, what do you think? Take a look at me. These are classic ones. What is the version of that this year? I'm telling you this, that, you need that.

Why, are you kidding me? Everybody wants to have that. Every kid thinks that's the future and they're not wrong. But it's the bad future. Yes. The little dopey NES, which has therapy games on it. Dude, there's people selling those for like three grand on eBay, right? Can I, can I say, go ahead, can I say something?

Go ahead. I feel like this is a total fucking shakedown. Like, they couldn't fit more than 30 games on that thing. Yeah, 10,000. Yeah, but that's bullshit. I love Nintendo. I mean, die hard since I'm this big, but that's a bullshit move.

Also, they couldn't make more of the damn thing. Yeah, it's Nintendo for sure. Remember the week that we was out of stock for like 18 months. This is a console that is 30 years old and they can't make enough of them. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But also a console that's fucking dying right now they their stock share is not as good as microsoft and and so many

they should have been just i mean like you know let's go for it let's give everything of the history in the memories i think the street games like you can fit more than thirty eight bit games and that thing and maybe give me a wireless controller right that many right that email if they don't respond why write a in email? It means no.

I can just tell them on camera 3 or 6. Or it gets saying the most circular snap. Come on. It was very quick. It was very quick. It was very quick. Patrick, can I make a request for next week? Can we give a circular camera?

Just one of them. Just one circular camera. Can we just do one big matrix array? So it's just all happening. You can be sexy though. Yeah, but lenses are circle. I want to point out to you, Ash, can you go grab a controller?

You just put a mask on the light. So to make a circle image though, they're not using a circular sensor, I assume. I don't remember. The point is, you can do the whole thing. You can do the same. That'd be the easiest way to do it on these. You can put a cardboard, a instruction paper,

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rather I used to play the Red Baron game a lot when I was a kid, and it was like a World War I, like flying shooting game. So I thought a lot about how the gun would shoot between the propeller, and I would have thought a lot more bullets went through between the propeller. Like I would have imagined like a stream of bullets that stopped for the propeller than a stream of bullets.

It's so cool how much in slow mo, how much free space there is between each rotation. Like you really have quite a lot of time to throw a bullet through that. And it seems like it waits a little less second, a lot of the time. Yeah. Well, I think that was just the way the guys made it. We also couldn't run at a full speed because that would have been really dangerous if it flew off

and it also probably would have tried to take off and like move down the report. But it was, I thought it was a cool demonstration of that tech. Yeah, I worked. And also, I was surprised at how, I'm gonna say it, how not violent the impact with propeller was. Like when you finally try it, I was expecting like a huge like, well, you would think as well because it's moving, it would be, it would like tear it almost. Yeah.

Or if the propeller would hit the bullet, the bullet's just so fast, the bullet doesn't even know that the propeller's moving. Yeah. It just treats it just like a stationary piece of wood. I think you mentioned that, right? It looks like it's just like just staying there. Yeah, it was really, really cool to see I thought. It's something I've always been interested in. In fact, I think before they figured out the sink gear to synchronize that kind of stuff, what they would do is they would just hammer on

bigger pieces of wood on the back of the propeller, and if it got hit, it would just deflect off. And then they figured out that they should synchronize it so that it's not actually hitting it. Yeah, I'm, Dan and I always like fascinated by just old tech. Right, like that's great. Let's check this over a hundred years old. It's such fun and innovation. Hey, yes, we're okay.

What kind of restaurant was he going to? Say, she's Thai. Not Mexican, right? TIE. You say, TIE, you say Indian. I'm gonna say Indian. I'm gonna say steak. TIE.

I believe that's interesting. Pizza. Oh! Why are you going to a website for a pizza place? I've never been to this particular pizza place. I wanted to see what they're doing. What are you doing with your time? The rest of us can't answer emails.

You're looking at pizza places. I'm looking at pizza places and I'm answering my email. So I'm all over it. You can't stop me. You can't stop me. You have this is the Nintendo 30 game, PizzaJunk. NES Classic.

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Where's the door? Well, you're HCM min, so hopefully you've got a long and a facetim. What are you gonna do, Sid? You're running your ACMI cable out of here. Look how close you can sit. By the way, this, yeah, I can cable out of here. Look how close you can sit. By the way, this is a Nintendo design flaw. Hashtag design flaw.

Because people now have massive televisions. We're not sitting in front of a 13 inch television anymore. How big is a TV? How many, how big is mine? I knew we were gonna get into this. He's leading you into a conversation. Is that the size of this? 60.

60. That would, yeah, that would be bad. This would be really bad because I'm now looking up at a 60 inch screen and He's leading you into a conversation. It's not the size of it. 60. All right. That would, yeah, that'd be too big. That would be bad. This would be really bad because I'm now looking up at a 60-inch screen and that's not good for my eyes. How big is your TV, Gavin? A5. A5?

Gavin bought a football field-sized television. It was like he moved to a new place and he just went nuts. Football fields are only 85 inches. It was massive. It was massive. Hell of I've been watching on my whole new food ball. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm, what? Have you heard this? I think there's supposed to be some kind of licensing fee that's involved with that. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's some type of law. Or it might be in bars. Like, surely if you watch it on your own, they can't police that in any way.

They can't. They can't. They don't, but it's tech-to-s. Welcome to America. Eventually, we're all going to get police in our home to certain things, which is really, because everyone's going to have this fucking Snapchat glasses for. That's why.

They'll be snapchatting everything you do. In 1984, the dude had one camera and a mic in his house and it ruined his life. I got like 40 and I paid 200 bucks a piece for them. And now they are lining up at vending machines to carry cameras and mics wherever they go. Didn't do the thing where you got the little tiny Alexis, but you got like six of them. I got the Alexa dots. Is this, can we find out is this regulation size controller? Is that normal? Yes, you're much bigger than the last time you used to. I know that's what I'm saying. That's why I'm asking, because it feels a little smaller, but then I was like, it might be the same thing.

It also feels like it might be a little thicker. Maybe you just got bigger. Okay, we just went over that. What? You really are dead inside. I'm not even paying attention. You don't even care anymore. You don't even care.

But I will say aesthetically and even tactologically. Is that a word? It is now. Uh, thank you. Tactologically? Sure. Tactologically. It does feel like a good class again, yes.

Can I feel? Yeah, you can feel it. Oh, because you like to feel, would you like to feel my controller? You are correct your joystick You are correct Barbara Technically, you shouldn't be watching it on a TV over 55 why damn what I like the oldy ads like oh get your full KTV and time for the Superb. I got it from Patrick US code title 17 chapter one section 110 TV broadcast and movie showings can only be displayed So long as no such audio visual device as a diagonal screen greater size greater than 55 inches and any audio portion performance or display is communicated by means of a total of not more than six louts.

Okay, okay, okay, wow. Seven was that passed. When was that passed? I saw it in 2010. What if you watch on a big TV and stand really far away? That's a law that needs a change. There's another law that needs to change that ruins up something Barbara and I used to do all the time. A coinus with goat.

There you go. Yeah. But you know that. Watching TV. Because I know you guys. We used to go to, exactly like Austin, Texas, right? I love Austin, Texas. Great theater chain here called the Alamo Drafthouse.

Love Alamo Drafthouse. They used to do this thing where we would go watch Breaking Bad and Walking Dead. We would go just watch the show's back to back. Yeah. Every single Sunday, we'd go do that and you get food and beer and whatever. And you're watching with a bunch of other people who love Breaking Bad. I love watching. And they paid for the license fee.

No, they shut them down. They shut them down. I said, you can't do that. Well, that's because you got to pay for the fucking license fee. Are there people that still do that? Because I think the Alamo could definitely afford that license fee if they wanted to. But not only can, oh, they weren't charging. Are there people that still do that? Because I think the Alamo could definitely afford that license fee if they wanted to. Not only can, or they weren't charging.

You would buy food and booze, but they wouldn't charge tickets, right? But that starts getting into the gray area. That's a gray area. Like in that case, you only have to get a license. If you're using somebody else's product or thing to drive traffic to what you're doing and use that to actually make money,

then I think they have agreements. They have a reasonable agreements to say, you should license this product. And maybe it's a half fee. I don't know what it is, but I don't know. I mean, particularly if you're charging four tickets to watch that thing, you have to pay a license fee. That's totally illegal to not do that.

I know, say, I totally agree. And like, does HBO have that license fee as well? Like, did you game in the runs? Did they pay enough? I don't know, but maybe it needs to become a new thing. Maybe they're aren't those halfway license fees. I don't know. The only thing is too is like, people have different rules

for that. Like, I know people who would never pirate anything. They work in the film industry. They hate piracy. They would never pirate anything. And then TV to them is a totally different category. Like, well, I pay for my cable subscription, so it's fine if I-

Well, that's because of- That's because net worth television has been free since its inception, right? We have an idea of television because of what's been pumped into our homes for 60 plus, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, guys, guys, help me out. When was the first television broadcast?

And for decades and decades and decades and decades, and really the world you know we have this idea of television or series which is free so it would stand to reason that you're not going to feel bad about pirating something that feels like television or that is television September of 1928 1928 wow holy fuck that's almost almost almost 90 years coming up on coming up, 80 years soon. John Logan, you bad. I do my math, right? I don't know. Almost 90.

You said 60, that's close. Almost 90, I said almost 90. I mean, no, no, after I said almost 90. I said 60. That's why I asked. You were spit-borne. Guys, you're the best. Guys.

But at the end of the day, right? So you get conditioned for that shit. But everybody's got to understand. You can't anymore. Because there's got to understand, you can't anymore. Because that's premium shit, everybody's paying for it. By the way, everyone's getting into this whole subscription thing, which is great. But what happens when all of these court cutters

who are like, I'm not paying 80 bucks for my direct TV, and then they're gonna cut all their cords, and then they're gonna re-subscribe to everything for $2. And they're gonna be at like $120. But then you pick what you want. You pick, you okay, but you're subscribed. You're not even just like to me, Apple, at least they're going all a cart. At least it's like, I wanna own that movie,

I wanna own that movie, I wanna own that album, whatever it is. Everything else is subscription. So you're getting. Apple music, isn't that way? It's not, Norse Spotify. But they're competing on that music level, right? Well, here's the problem too. They're the only like movie TV system that's all a card.

As well as the Xbox video. Sure. Yeah. Well, you do need Xbox Live to do that. Which is $50 a year. I think you do. As we lose the broadcast television model and we lose what essentially are shows they get programmed not because they're profitable and a ton of people watch them, but because they're in the public interest. It's funny, because they're a cow. So, who the hell is gonna, who the hell is gonna go out

and subscribe to PBS? They're not gonna do it. Can you not just be the quote of the night? It's funny, because you're a cow. Because you're a cow. I mean, nobody's gonna do that. And it's like, with the election, I'm pretty amazing.

One of the big talking points is that everyone is an echo chamber. Where they just seek out their own information that supports their current view. And one of the good things about the broadcast television model is at least it exposed you. Maybe not straight away, but an ancillary basis exposed you to ideas that normally would not have been exposed. I'd be like, what the?

Well, I'd see PBS broadcasts. Like when I was a kid, I'd watch cartoons and have the breaking news like for kids and all this stuff. I don't want to fucking watch this. But at least I learned about stuff. know what I mean when I watched it? PBS? Yeah well PBS would do CBS would break in with new stuff Name another one

Or I watch Sesame Street PBS And then you'd leave PBS on And then there'd be a documentary like Nova Or something like that Yeah but that but we're losing We're losing that a little bit But no but hold on a second

If you want PBS People are like this is not even affiliated with or in the same world as NBC CBS ABC and Fox OBGYN those OBGYN those I by the way, I've just realized on this monitor that this bottle is sitting like right By the way you've always got one too here. Go ahead there. There you go. Yeah, there you go That's that's that's that's what's happened. That's that's just that's just what's happened The first folks get your minds out of the gutter. So the The hot toy this Christmas is gonna be Hatchimals. What are Hatchimals? Oh, are those those little egg things that like pick out of their egg?

Yeah, yeah, you buy it. It's an egg with an animal in it and it hatches That's a phubby Come on Yeah, you have an animal. Yeah, every year it's a phubby with a different name. That's a foooby. But come on. It's a down you. You have an animal. Every year it's a foooby with a different name. It's foooby to point out. I'll tell you that any S thing is gonna be. That's it, right?

Dude, it's gonna be huge. By a tell us, you can't hold it a second. How much is this again? That is $60. MSR, if you can get it. If you can get it. Yeah. How much of those glasses, 130?

And I guarantee you, maybe I'm wrong, but I guarantee you Snapchat, and whoever they're working with as far as who is there like actual production vendor, they're making gang loads of those glasses right now. They will be available online and then their stores, no one will be missing the other two. The issue that I totally agree with you.

That is timeless, right? Because that's 30 years old already. Those pap sunglasses will be better in like a year. So people might be like, oh wait a second. By the way, I'm again 130 bucks, they'll buy the new one. And I guarantee you more guarantees. By the way, I'm just full of guarantees, folks. More guarantees.

Nintendo saying, no, we just want to do the 30 games. And the thing is, it's not going to be upgradable because a year from now, they will also try to sell the one that has 60 games on it. And that's why I'm fucking pissed off. Nintendo, the games have been around forever. They're eight looking bits. They've done the work on a thousand in that day. But then that price putt could be like six cents.

I have a phone that fits more games than that. But you buy a buy and other things For the record we are not backing up any of your guarantees. Oh Will not back up Do you think two bucks? All right, Pug game is too much two bucks per game for those games. Yes. Yes Video games don't increase in value. Sorry. I think it should be as much as an app. Nobody here's a D-trees wrap up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no those games right you can and by the way and what are those costs in a second hand store yeah more let me ask you this I played Skyrim on Xbox 360 why the Christ did I just buy it again on Xbox one tell me because you got the three why did you I remastered because you got the remastered edition yeah yeah

because it looks better it's a different and this is not looking any better it looks well it doesn't look the same it looks the same if you played it there's a little bit more foliage we're getting away same if you play it there's a little bit more There is a little bit more To be honest nice crisp is more trees and bushes That is gonna be nice new HDMI crisp image it wouldn't be that like the gammy You don't want the crisp image on the 8-bit No, it's like to put turning lights on in a fucking nightclub you go oh my god look at what happened

yeah they did do some work on them i bet that's gonna work way back but they didn't change the graphics overall it looks the way you remember it just get the right but doesn't feel the way i remember it doesn't feel the way i remember it you can actually get it miss or i don't know your name

did you ever have let's an actual a mister. I don't know your name. Can I get it? For me. Did you ever have? Yeah, I'm left right left right. B.A. Select start. Super contra by the way is on there. Super contra is on there. Yes. Is regular contra on there? I don't believe it is. It is not. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Maybe a gap in the licensing. Wait a minute. Hold the fucking presses. They're selling this and they're offering you super contra and not OG contra. How do you go back? There could be two million games on this and if they're not giving you OG contra,

that's a massive fail. That's a massive amount. I'm out. I'm out. This is called Super Sea. Super Sea was on Super Nintendo. How are you gonna play that game? Oh, actually Super Nintendo. How long did you put it in? I'm gonna play that game.

Oh, actually Super Nintendo only had a directional. But they had four buttons. That's true. All right, would you like to list the games? Now, this is bullshit. There's no regular contra. That looks like Super Pro protecta. There's no regular contra.

I really wanna slap you with this coaster. There's no regular contra. Playoffs. Okay, so here's the 22 titles that are common among all regions of the Nintendo Entertainment system classic edition. Blue and flight, Castlevania, Donkey Kong, Double Dragon 2, Dr. Mario, Excite Bite, Gallagher, Ghost and Goblins, Gradius, Ice Climber, Kirby's Adventure, Mario Bros. Mega Man 2, Metroid, Ninja Gaiden, Pac-Man, Super-C, Super-Contro, Super Mario Bros.

Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Bros. 3, The Legend of Zelda, Zelda 2. That was a bullshit game. So here's the North American version also that has bubble-bobble, Castlevania 2, Donkey Kong Jr., Final Fantasy, Kiddaker is Punch Out featuring Mr. Dream. You said it like a Kiddaker is a punch out with the same game, and I And I don't appreciate it. Kid a gris is punch it. Those are both excellent games This punch out featuring Mr. Dream not even Mike Tyson. They lost that license a long time ago I'm missing star tropics think a table. Well, star tropics was fun. Yo, yo, yo, with your weapon, right? Yes Well, yeah, you had other weapons, but yeah, do star tropics was like kind of ahead of its time

I love that game. Yeah, full on RPG You say ahead of his time if you would back play that now, like somebody who had never played that game before, they would be a misery. It was ahead of its time, but that time has passed. Well, but I guess as far as like RPGs and meandering and around in a world, I didn't really see the final fantasies and everything

hitting until we had Super Nintendo and Genesis, right? That was a classic NES RPG, where you're rolling around and making... If they had a Super Nintendo handheld that was like a Superboy, have you seen those things? Yeah. That's what they should make. They would just be printing money.

Yeah. That's the thing, everyone would buy. The Super Nintendo. Yeah, that's true. Because you don't need the analog joysticks, you could just have just... Wait till next year. Yeah. Exactly. Next year, we'll be a Furby in the year after that will be.

Just get a Furby. A Furby that's not just picking itself out of an egg, you get like an actual like a a uterus, there's a it's not of a canad. Did you ever have those as a whole? This is a protesting. Yes. What? They come in the hole.

Are you sorry? It's the whole thing. I should mention about the clothes that we're wearing that you'll be able to put all of this on your wish list on Wednesday and I believe it will officially go on sale on Monday. Yes. On Monday is as me.

Well, we have a black Friday sale. And Cyber Monday stuff. What do you have? So you'll be able to, these onesies, these sweaters, those cups. There's like literally I think almost 100 new products in our store tons of stuff out in the next And also you guys show these cups these cups are really awesome. Yeah, they're apparently indestructible

I've heard they're undistractable These are awesome. They're pine glasses. I've never seen a glass like this before also I'm being I'm being told by off camera that the gift of this holiday season is million dollar but the car game, which is going to be available on Amazon.com starting tomorrow. Hey, I like when I pointed at you, they cut to me pointing at you. Listen to this man. So million dollars butt to say again, the car game available tomorrow on Amazon.com. So crazy. That is really, really awesome that our card game is making it to Amazon No featuring it. It's gonna be fantastic if you're watching the live stream tomorrow

I do that you had a card game figured it out. I've been saying I told him about everything that we do it We do it for the card game. I learned about that because these gentlemen were kind enough to share that information I tell you about Christmas. You information Give him a million dollars butt scenario should I also add that I was not requested to wear this onesie I chose this was under my own volition. I chose to wear this onesie. Nobody asked me to do this I am not modeling this because they're paying me to do it I'm modeling it because it's fucking badass. I mean we just did go with boots y'all Did even know about that? Sox even know about that fucking boots

You know we can wear socks over your shoe you can end you can Yeah, I'm not actually put them on and if you're in close I thought you're bottom of your foot look weird It looks like I'm wearing a car Dealing with the gout Very British problem to have I have a scenario for you. Okay, you got you got a million dollars, right? lot of money, but You have to have a hundred cold source squirted into your eye You mean just the probability of it. Yeah, well there are cold source are herpetic

Petic is aren't they all that's a cold source? Yeah, so your your that's your losing eye for a million bucks. I'm not doing it. It might not eat your eye out. I mean, I think your fellows are all right. I don't know, it's just one eye. Yeah, a million bucks to lose an eye is a lot better. Yeah, I don't. I'm sorry, can I, it's still tripping me out

that somebody got herpes from another person in their eye, in their eye, essentially dissolved in their head, like, how does that happen? Are you, are you, are you, are you mean if you just that doesn't seem fair or right Not that there's a lot of things that aren't fair. If you don't Google anything all year don't Google that Just don't do it I love that you don't You hear that

With that list you have a click on the not safe for life things on reddit? I always regret it not safe for life for life No, that's usually things like gore eyes dissolving or no, did you hear the job? What did you watch faces of death? I'm China rush of it. Yeah, it is when you get into the real shit when you start asking people that they've watched faces of death You really learn something was that people dying. Oh, yes. Oh, all people dying We don't want watch it like sleepovers. I was like, this is from like the VHS to area of watching shit.

But they're all online. Not that I know. They've seen stuff that's like 10 times more than that. My noon this morning. Like if you go to what the fuck on Reddit, that's subreddit. I am subscribing to that subreddit. I can't get it.

WTF. Just WTF. That's it. That subreddit's a nightmare. I'm not a redder. I'm not a redder. I'm a reading top five head lines. I suppose I should be a redder. I don't know. I Did you hear the the claims that people were getting ocular herpes from VR headsets from sharing VR headsets? Oh, wow. Wow. Unsubstantiated. It's it's not proven if that was actually the case So shout out to her played VR here during extra I want to say Gus is the head of the VR at Rish

I I hope we get her piece of we have uh, I Put his oversight I put covers over the VR headset that you can wipe down with like the lady put your glove on and you get the Live and just wipe it all down. I would have shot on her tray. Jesus. Fathering me, I mean, she was weird, but it wasn't affecting me. Just to prove it's fine. Wow, Barbara. I know she's just...

She's just like, you're one of the things like... I was with you when you were like, did you sneeze? I guess, funny. It's actually stand up. Take the time and... Lay an urchin on her table. Drop trow and shit on her table. Yeah.

Say clean this up bitch. Which by the way would only be open if there was something already on it, right? That's what it's called. Like not even her meal, but like maybe she finished her meal but she's got a little gingeraya laugh and it's on her. You know what I'm saying?

You're like, I'm just gonna move. You take it out of the little like, that little indenture circular area that's there for the cup. But never fucking works by the way. That does not hold a cup in place. Oh, I totally not a bot. No, it doesn't let the dents.

Not like you can't appear. It doesn't hold anything there. So you got to move that out of the way, the ginger ale is over the, and then you just, you're just sitting on with your child and husband just watching. How would you even get in there to do that and drop trial?

I would say, I would say, was she got a drop trial in the aisle? aisle well in the aisle and then you watch like like I know it's like you know like so if she's sitting right behind she drops trowel in front of her seat and then it kind of leans forward and goes hey lady I got a present for you and then just kind of grabs her seat spins around right so you're not revealing you don't want to give away that the trowel's already been dropped right and then you shit What if she's sitting in the middle seat

What if she's in the middle seat or the window? You're just you're just you're just she's in the aisle and what meanwhile barbers walking He's like Come on guys, he was in the aisle. Sorry was like, oh, come on, guys. He was in the aisle, sorry. Guys, work with me. What are the top five headlines in Dozier? I'm dying to know. This is a condition called hyperdontia. Ooh.

The guy has like three rows of teeth. Ooh. I like the image. Can we watch, can we look at that? Highway, check out. Highway, check out. Is the second one. Okay.

That is a clip from China, if that gives you a hint of what that is. Okay. Swinging in the rain, having clicked on that, I was gonna know, that is a clip from China if that gives you a hint of what that is Swinging in the rain having clicked on that Dear versus crocodile I'm a crocodile wins Is it W2 a Moment because the fucking deer beats a crocodile. It's probably a crocodile hanging from the antlers of a deer as it walks are oh Whoa, that's cool.

Wait, but he leapt. But again, look at the loop background. You know, we need a word that describes the ability to show someone a gift just as it links, or as it loops out. Wow. It should be like a little reset part. Instead of having to wait all the way around.

Good reflexes, dear. And then the last one is, Relo, this is my personal favorite, Russian family photo. A lot of Trump in there. A lot of China and Russia in the WTF subreddit. There's a subreddit called Watch People Die. I stay away from that. Do you watch a black merit episode with the bees? Yes. See I watch someone with the pig in the pig in the prime.

Oh that's the first episode. Oh, that's the first episode. That's episode one, season one, and people get all weird and turned off by that shit. I'm gonna say one thing, number one, that is the most, that could happen right now. I like that, I like that. If I just decided to say, hey, President of the United States,

or Prime Minister, and they genuinely grabbed somebody that was close to them, a relative of a dear friend and said unless you Fuck a pig on camera spoiler alert to anyone who has not watched black mirror You fucking need to but if they said unless you fuck a pig on camera live for the world to see we will kill your relative This that you could have been that could happen right now But even not your relative what if you were just responsible for it? If you went and fucked a pig you could save the life Was that the original original plot to tangled? That was it was similar but not exactly it was I had

American Institute there was I'm actually not gonna get into this because that would be that would be Descrating Disney and tangled and go fight yourself And I love them both. Solid joke, that was solid. But so to me, even though it's like super disturbing, it should be disturbing. Every episode of that show with the exception of San Jacinto. No, I'm staying in a hotel on San Jacinto in Austin. San Jacinto Nipro, thank you guys.

He's sticking with him, I'm sticking a fucking forever. tell on channel San Jacinto in Austin Sanji Nipro thank you guys He's sticking with him and he's thinking of fucking forever. You will always be known as guys guys And has and his amazing sweater so would you shag a pig to save Gus's life? Yes, I would Yes, I absolutely fucking what absolutely. I am a very altruistic person No, even if it wasn't to save anybody. Yes, no, I'm sorry. I think anyone's life. I think what about what about the unfortunate thing is that everyone in the world would have these weird judgments and like they do in the episode instead of going yeah don't watch that TV. He's been forced to by terrorists to do this on like everybody turn that shit off. Let that let that. It was an interesting change from everyone was like yeah and then it was just they all died. They that let that. It was an interesting change from like everyone was like, yeah, and then it was just, and they all died, they all died.

They all like died. But again, this is why I think everyone needs to watch Black Mears because it is that reflection of where are we going in the future. Who are we inside as people? The one, the first, the first episode of this third season, Bryce Dallas Howard, a candidate in the name of the episode. No, it's not.

It was the ratings one. Yeah, it's all about liking. And that's, that's, that's happening right now. You look at Uber, that's, that's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. You know, I could go on for my wife and I got picked up I will go on for the driver. It's gonna go until 11 He lives here now my wife and I got picked up by an Uber driver somewhere the other day and The driver goes he's he looks at me goes. Oh, I've given you a ride before. I was like oh, okay weird

And then he looks at my wife and goes he's a five star passenger, you know I was like oh Okay, it's a little weird was this your way to drop that you're a five star Five star passenger on Uber. Did you not know that? By the way, how often are you going to drink since Austin fucking killed it for everybody? Well, Gus travels a lot.

I travel a lot since I still use it. Of till Uber. So, you know, not over to this Austin, I love you as a city, but why did you kill Uber? Do you know what happened? Do you know what happened? They killed themselves. We explained it a little bit to him.

I talked about it earlier, I'm sorry, but that's still common sense. Well, is this a big problem? That's still common sense is a big problem i still come and sense i don't care what the campaign say common sense is there's a company that's offering you incredibly convenient and cheap and vetted rock drivers to that they are vetted that it's a vetted in california they've been in themselves they're vetted to higher standards that even the right and my mom all right if I wrong? All they wanted to do in Austin was have the

drivers thumbprinted and background check. That's it. But the city is certified Uber. Uber pulled the fuck out. They said we're already does that. I know, but when we passed the referendum that we did the city wanted to make sure they had background checks and the prints. Uber goes nope, buy. And they were gone in 48 hours. Yeah, because Uber was like, yo, we're already doing that stuff. You're making it hard for us to do this.

Why do you need to control the business, especially in Texas? Like, that's a business. Leave that business alone. Let that business do what they're doing. If they're doing what they're supposed to do, let them go. There haven't been any problems, right?

Like, you there weren't any issues. I mean, if there are, the problems that have happened with Uber are so crazy. Not as much for Uber, by the way, but I'd appreciate some free rides. Thank you. You're welcome. So what they've got is you leave, I.

Well, they're coming back, by the way. They've had many little incidents here and there and everywhere, sure, fine, but that's minor. There are so many people that have cab experience. Oh, exactly. They are coming back. Well, my experience with the cab is just, I'll get in the cab now.

They talk to you about Uber. From the moment you're in the cab to the moment you get a cab. I've never heard a better commercial for Uber than sitting in a cab for five fucking minutes. All they want to do is talk to you about Uber. We it. How should you drive it? How shitty Uber is. Now Uber's ruining everything. That's like good. That's a good ad for Uber. Yeah. Well because it's cab drivers. They just they did and they won't shut up for 30 minutes while they're driving some more in LA because in LA I can't ever catch an Uber at the airport

cause it always cancel on me. So I have to catch a yellow cab. So then I go and then they complain about Uber the entire time. I had to take a taxi from the San Francisco Airport several months ago. And so I mean, I'm like, all right, this isn't so bad, this is so bad. Tax drivers start bitching about Uber,

like all right, whatever, whatever. We get to the destination, like, all right, I want to pay up my credit card. Card card reader doesn't work. Swipe, swipe, swipe, doesn't work. Hold on. Let me reboot it. Yeah reboot it swipe swipe doesn't work Like come on. I've been sitting here for 10 fucking minutes. He's like do you have any cash? No No, you're the side of me cash over a super. I mean, I'm sorry But they spent the money they built they built a network. They built an infrastructure that works and it's good

And it's clean. I try to use fast and I got to 10 a couple days ago. I try to use fast and download the app, put all my information in, and then I was sitting with the app and said, swipe to get a ride. No swiping, nothing was working. The whole app didn't work. I ended up hitchhiking. I shit you not.

Last night, I went to Egos to go fucking karaoke by myself, because you're damn right. And I'm trying to get a fasten to pick me up. Nothing, I hitchhiked for the first time in my life. Up, I'm Congress. Wendy, you just get a cab. I couldn't do it no cabs. It was like two in the morning.

There was no fucking cabs. It was like those bike to the AP. Tell me how any cabs come by egos. It's in an apartment complex for God's sake. So, let me tell you the issue with Uber and this whole thing. I like Uber to, Uber's super, to me, if you're gonna kill Uber, all I'm saying is if you the issue with Uber and this whole thing. I like Uber too. Uber's super, to me right now. If you're gonna kill Uber,

all I'm saying is we're gonna kill Uber, making that actually work. This is a city should be behind this. Well, that's another business who's not obviously seizing an opportunity. They should. Uber will come back in those companies. Who knows?

They probably won't be around. But Uber, the problem I've got with them is, they issued the legislation. They voted the city of Austin, voted in the legislation. Was it June? Gus Guys, it was April it wasn't going to place until February of the following year

The legislation was passed on a Friday by Monday Uber was gone. Yeah, so they they pulled out Because why not because why not? Well the drivers they turned off all those drivers jobs in with less than 48 hours notice. And Uber has put in order with Detroit that they want 500,000 autonomous cars. Uber owns no vehicles, they've ordered 500,000 autonomous vehicles the moment they're manufactured, they want them. And what are they gonna do? They're gonna shut off all of those jobs.

There's three and a half million people get jobs from transportation. But this is a black mirror stuff, right? It's a black mirror stuff. It's totally different from the black mirror stuff. It's a blackmail stuff. It's a blackmail stuff. It's a blackmail stuff. It's a blackmail stuff.

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