Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin is Thinking of Donuts - #652

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Drew Saplin as they discuss peeling back the layers of the onion, glass being a liquid (or not), what the middle of the donut is, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded June 7, 2021 and is sponsored by MeUndies (Meundies.com/roosterteeth), Stamps.com (Stamps.com Code: ROOSTER), and Logitech (UE.com/fits + Code: ROOSTER). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only only on peacock. This is a Rooster Teeth production. Rooster Teeth is brought to you by ExpressVPN. Don't let hackers steal your financial data, keep your private information private, get more information at expressvpn.com slash RTTV. Hello, everyone welcome to the receipt podcast. I'm Gus.

I'm Gamm. I'm Drew. I'm Gabby. And I'm Gus. Did you say, Richeteenth is the whole of Richeteenth? The whole of it. All of it. Yeah, that's what it's like, done each whole of it. The whole of it. All of it. Yeah.

Toad is loose. So it's like done each show. I don't know. What's the company? So it can be, I'll peel back the layer. Peel back the layer. I mean, here for you. There's two potential reads that you can do at the top.

It's either show specific or Rupert's teeth. So it depends whether or not the read is directly for this episode of this show or if it's a broad broadcast. If it's on the show, I don't just say this. You, if you're watching, you're probably never been attention to this. Yeah. But yeah, that's why as I was doing the read, there's two

different URLs. I had to turn the looks, which is the URL. Is that one? OK. Then I turned back to be like, that's the one I got to say. All right. I've learned something today. No, you have a double read now.

I feel like that was two reads for the same thing. I didn't say the name. True. There you go. Yeah, I mean, giving her away from free at that point. Yeah, no point in that. Do you think one day you'll just be sponsored as an individual person?

I think the point cost way. Every pretty sweet, if I show up, just wearing like logos and over. Each of us could have our own sponsor Are you? I'm sponsored by Gus today. Yeah, I'm just like Stoppose to roll it. I want to be sponsored by an airline and get some free some free travel I don't know that any airline would sponsor you with a show about airline crashes What if I just I just want to talk about their airline?

You can talk about boom. I don't think the planes have crashed yet. Oh, yeah, they're really having a plane flown 15 order United Airlines on 15 planes were a company. It's never made one That they've never ordered one for you you made the same number of planes and then they say well, yeah You'll get the planes in nine years what nine years I can make 15 planes in nine years the person who ordered those could be dead in nine years it's crazy what a terrible name for an airplane company yeah yeah I get it it's a play on sonic boom but it's on it that yeah yeah exactly yeah they're price going to be okay boom yeah yeah but then you get on one of those planes you're like

do my ordering a really shitty hamburger or am I going to Super Sonic's party? Yeah, if Sonic doesn't get in on Super Sonic Speed travel like the like the burger company Sonic they're doing something wrong their line foods are you bad enough? We don't just put take it to you with airline food My right folks you like They just go You just like people to hear your order. I do, actually Sonic's fine.

I've got, I'm just playing it up right now. No, it's exciting. I'm excited to see that United ordered, despite all the snark. I'm excited to see that United did order 15 supersonic planes. But then years? 20, 29, eight years.

Did they solve the whole, did it's too loud issue there? They're, I think we're not gonna, they're not gonna be able to go supersonic until they're over the ocean. So they're going to say miss Kunkle. They're going to focus on trans-oceanic. But since it's not just British airways and Air France, conceivably they're going to be doing Pacific Ocean routes as well.

Could you imagine just being a house in Kansas? And like that's where they go supersonic to New York, to LA flight. It was just a normal house that you bought for a few years ago, but now it's like every day, 12 feet, it was like windows, it's like, oh yeah, there's just blood, the windows, every day. Gavin and I were talking about this

a couple of weeks ago via text, and I learned, I didn't know this until, you and I were talking about it, that the higher a plane is when it creates a sonic boom, the wider the cone is, that it's wings across the ground. Uh, so it's like, it's bad bad. Like in my mind, I was like, oh, you can just go higher to get further, like to have less reaction on the ground. It's like

widening the opposite. So they should really, ideally, be flying about 60 feet to make it really cool. Just a tiny little cone. Really concentrated below the line. Just like whenever there's a hill, just like clover, dodging around building. Get it to be like a pinhole. Like that's how much it's affecting. I wonder what the lowest flight, supersonic flight is. Can you guys supersonic the low outsheets? I'm more of you. I guess you can have the ones.

You can see them, they put. This low. Lowest. Very good. Come out. I am, I am rusty today. The laughing audience, he did just a minute ago. The little crowd said it was very good.

I saw, actually, when we were talking about, I sent a video to Gavin of a fighter jet creating a sonic boom and blasting out all of the windows in an office building. Actually, it was the Supreme Court of Brazil. Can we show it? Are we not to play videos anymore on this thing? Let's poke it. We don't do videos here. That plane was really low. On this ruby podcast. It annihilates that building. One second, he's done like $100,000 damage. He looks like a pilot head like a vendetta against whoever that was. There were some like paper, were some bureaucratic element

that they're like, you can't do sonic booms that feeling out this piece of paper. Or you knew that there was one man in there who when he was a kid told him he'd never amount to anything and he just decided to get revenge that one day. Something I like about those things where it's like a plane flies over and then all the windows burst out.

It's almost like that plane has good comedic timing. You know, like you make a joke and then there's a beat and then there's a reaction. I thought that would be one of the coolest things to film in slow-mo beat. An entire building's windows getting done by a sonic boom because you'd see like where it hit first. There's that big debate about if glass is a liquid. Yeah, because there's a there's that big debate about if glasses liquid. They don't fucking with this again What glasses not a liquid? There is no debate wait. There's there's a debate. No. What's the debate the debate? Wait who started the glasses of liquid debate?

Bernie. Ah, hello. I'm the new Bernie So old windows in like Go ahead I'm the new burning So old windows in like I'll go okay, okay if pitch is a liquid Glass is a liquid what what's a liquid pitch? What's pitch? It's like tar and there's like the pitch drop experiment Which like every 30 years drops one little drop of pitch the technically? How do you how do you, what's the connection between pitch and glass? Slow liquid.

What the, then you could take glasses molasses then. Yeah, same difference. It's just, molasses is just really fast glass. It's not like that. Best podcast went downhill very quickly. You brought the moon boy on. Of course, it's not going to go well. get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit I was looking into great clouds the other day. Yeah, they're weird. Yeah, I think it's because it's been raining right here. Yeah, yeah. The other thing I found out about is I was watching a TikTok the other day, there's these things, there's these group of people, and I'm sure somebody in our fan base does this. They trade bricks, they all collect bricks, and they go to bricks swaps that are like historical,

yeah, like bricks, like building bricks. And like you put your, you claim like Zika, everybody gets their bricks out and then you go put your foot on a brick and then somebody says like three, two, one go and then it's like a land grab for the bricks and then you get your brick collection. You could bring a really cool brick

and we'll come with a ship brick. The true, yeah. Oh, that's fun, wouldn't bring my cool brick. But that led me, that led me to the question, what's the most expensive brick? Like who has, like a gold brick? But like, sure. Or like from a Like, who has... Is it like a gold brick? But, like, sure. Or like from a historical site.

I'm saying, yeah. Historical brick. Like, what is, because that's what they're doing, they're shucking and jiving these like historical bricks. Maybe a brick from like a really old pyramid. Well, like, Jesus is a brick. Jesus is a brick. Jesus is a brick.

I was gonna say Jesus is brick. How do we know which one's Jesus is brick? Got a little cross on it. He was predicting his And I'm gonna some Jesus bricks 14 minutes We got a couple thousand people in our audience right someone surely somebody has a Jesus Someone has a Jesus brick. What what what what break of Jesus would you want there like the end that didn't want him or like where he lived or? I don't want the one that like kept like when they rolled away the stone

They clearly had to like put something in the way of it so it didn't roll back. I'll be real I don't know anything about Jesus the history of Jesus all I know is It was a dude that did some cool shit was born Somehow and Wine somehow. He might give us that like a magician. And then it's a cool wine. And then he died. She's for our sins. What's referring to Jesus saw this lady in half? Oh dear. I don't know much about it. I feel like if I keep talking about it, all person deflames. I went to I used to go to Sunday school for years. Like I would go to church every week and Sunday school before that for God for probably

like 12 years. I know you probably wouldn't think that now. We're knowing anything about me, but I used to do that all the time. I went to church a lot. I feel like I got older. I just lost interest in all that, but I still, there are still some things, there are some things that I'll never do. I'll still never swear at a church.

It's still really just like, I'm just like, that's like a respectful place, but that's fine. I don't really swear around my parents either. Like, I feel like if you're used to behaving in a certain way, in certain environments or with certain people, it's just like it's hard to break that. The only swear word I will not say it well, I say it sometimes and then I get y'all that every time I have a parents, is GD, I won't say it. You say it right now?

I could, but they're gonna watch the podcast and be like, I can't believe you. What if I say it and you move your lips? Goddamn. Goddamn. Drew! How could you? How could you? How could I just? Hello, Mrs. Drew! Drew, how could you? How could you? How could you?

How are they just? Hello, Mrs. Drew's mom. Oh, Mrs. Drew's mom. You never gonna believe what Drew did at work today. Yeah, work today. Mm-hmm. He's gotta go back to Sunday school. A lot to learn.

I saw a documentary the other day. I hadn't heard anything about it. Like, I was just flipping through Hulu. And I was like, oh, this looks really it was a document. They're called Donut King I'm not for any of you have seen it It's about this guy who was a Cambodian refugee who left you know when the camera Rouge were starting up doing all that stuff and Came to the United States, you know had nothing kept to leave his whole life behind like

Came here with his family. Can he can I think he came to the United States, you know, had nothing, had to leave his whole life behind, like came here with his family, like he can, I think he came to the United States with his wife, two kids and like two nieces or something like that. And they're like, so he came here, you know, someone sponsored him at a church, he was like a janitor at a church and he worked at a gas station. He said he'd be in.

He worked at a gas station that was next to a donut shop and that one day, like he could smell them, making the donuts at the donut shop and that one day like he could smell them making the donuts of the donut shop And he was like he walked over like what are these you know you know you know donut And he really liked it and so he decided he wanted to make his own donut shops. So he went to Winchells which is like a chain out in California like a cafe chain learned how to make donuts Then quit and started his own donut shop and since he learned how to make them then quit and started his own donut shop And this is he learned how to make them and he got to the point where he had over 70 independent donut shops in Southern California Or Southern and all of California and what he was doing was he was

Sponsoring other Cambodian refugees to come to the United States. Is he the pink box guy? Yes He invented pink boxes for donuts Oh And he was like sponsoring other families to come would teach them how to make donuts help them open a shop and they would pay A monthly fee to him and they would run their own shop and he just like kept expanding into the huge network I say he's the reason I guess that donut boxes are sometimes pink now that they were only white before that and they were always Cambodians running it. Yeah, I think they said to this day 95% of independent donut shops in the United States are run by Cambodians running it. Yeah, as I think they said to this day, 95% of independent donut shops in the United States

are run by Cambodians. Holy shit. Wow, that's crazy. And it's all because of this one guy. And it's like, they just tells history of coming to the United States, like learning how to make donuts and then just like, all right, donut time. I love donuts.

Has a lot. Yeah, and they interview him and they talked to him in the documentary, he said at one point at his peak, he estimated his worth and this was in the 80s, $20 million. He had a house with it, he had the interview with his kids and he's one of his kids, I was the kid I go to in New York school because I had the house with the elevator in it.

Oh, damn. I thought you were gonna say I brought Donut School every day. No, I have a day. I mean, the house with the elevator, that's fucking cool. Yeah. That's expensive. Also, I feel of the LN, like that's fucking cool. Like that's expensive. Also, I feel like the limit,

like how good a donut can be is, you can only go so high on how good a donut can be, but you can always go like really, like you can have a bad donut, but once a donut is so good, they're all the same, right? I don't know if you guys agree with this. This might be a controversial statement,

but to me, like regular like glazed donuts are peak donut. Once you get to voodoo donuts, that's all, has all the shit on it. It's good for a bite or two, but it's so heavy and so... I don't mean that much. Did you give me a piece of cake? Did they make a voodoo donut that is all of them in a big sampler donut? Oh God. I feel like what makes a bad donut to me

is if it's too dense. Like the thing I love about the glaze normal ones is that it's like, it's like a big bite and it's like, it's actually not that much stuff. This is so puffy and it condenses real small. There are some that are good that are a little bit more dense. Yeah, I want to do it. Okay, cake donut.

Yeah. Cake donuts. Fine. But you don't want to skip it. Okay, Kig Donut. Yeah. Kig Donut's fine. Yeah, but you don't want to skip it. Samey after a while. I just don't look at it. I'm with you. Like sometimes it's like, it's easy to overcomplicate it.

Oh, man, it's on my donut. Yeah, I think a lot of times. It's already tastes like type 2 diabetic. They make it for photos. Or for like sharing, like that kind of thing. And then you eat it like, I just want to have. It's called stunt food. Yeah, I'd rather just have a good playing donut.

Yeah, like people go go it's for like the Experience, I guess more so than the flavor. I would imagine it's in lines great Now but dude, give me like a patch powdered sugar donut or glaze donut chocolate glaze donut like I Don't need anything else. I can do the holes all day. Oh, yeah, 24 holes. no problem. So if you wanted a donut, like think just imagine a plain donut with like a chocolate sauce on top of it, how would you order that donut? You like you go up to the counter and you're like, what would you say to order that kind of donut?

Would we chocolate glaze? Chocolate glaze. Chocolate glaze donut? Yeah, that's like just a regular donut with like the... I did that recently, and I got a chocolate donut with glaze on it. Mm-hmm. And I was like, Mm-mm, you mad though? I bet I was good. It was still recently, and I got a chocolate donut with glaze on it. Mm-hmm. And I was like, mm-hmm.

You mad though? I bet I was good. It was still good, but I was like, God, I ordered a chocolate glazed donut, not a glazed chocolate donut. Sure. It's like, I feel like it became weird to me that the order of words became that important. Just like, a glazed chocolate donut is entirely different than a chocolate glaze donut.

Maybe you could have said chocolate topped donut Right, or like a donut with chocolate glaze Whole fashion's good. I've never seen a chocolate donut that's as light and airy as It's always a little cakey. Yeah, yeah, yeah Absolutely. What yeah, I saw Wes and chat saying why are donut holes called donut holes? They go away from the hole though. They create a hole when you take them out. Oh, right So why are these? Is it because like you take it now? It has a hole. So this is what that was a hole right? I'm I mean I like Tim bits

I mean, they're not really are you saying that they're actually from the middle of it? It's not a hole. It's a it's a ball But that ball that's how they they have to cut it out. But the hole is in the doughnut. They don't make donuts and then call it. But the donut hole is in the doughnut still. The part you've taken out is a sphere. Sure, but that was formerly a part of the doughnut ball. I'm sure that they make them separate. They just roll the dough and make it. I don't think a doughnut is made like a one with a hole in it. Yeah, yeah. All in with the hole in it. No, it into a sphere. A donut is made like a one with a hole in it. It's made with the hole in it. No, it's not right.

But they, look, they don't stamp out the middle. No, they don't. No, they don't. They do, they do. It's not a roller. It's not a roller. It's not a roller. It's an elliptical roller that comes through and cuts it.

And then you have remnant hole. No. It's over. And then those dump into the fryer as well, and that's not right That copy right that just like rolled into a ring with When you dig a hole you don't call the pile of dirt It's a great point and I agree that a donut hole like it should be called like Formally the middle of the donut, but nobody's gonna catch it. Yeah a little less good formerly known as the center of this

The pastry for known the pastry formerly known as the middle of this. Don't why don't why do don't it's even have holes Phone me in he's so mad fun You can like, so you can like, through that, what? What? I don't have that. Come through it. So cool. Also, what is it about when you're,

when you get a box of donuts, let's say you're at work, coming to work, someone has just brought a box of donuts, has all different types of flavors. Why when you're looking through them, does your other hand go like this? Everyone does that, right?

Yeah. It's a Simpson thing. That's, although there's always some asshole no matter who gets a dozen donuts that cuts one and half like they're gonna like every time like as soon as you walk into a box of donuts, it's a magic. You open it up and they're just half a donut there like who's gonna I'm gonna come back for the other half later. Every single time I've ever done that in my life I've come back for the other. I don't think I've ever committed it. Yeah, I just want half.

Now people are talking about bagels. Okay, you get bagels. Bagels are hand done. Those are what you're thinking. Yeah, I've seen machines that just rolled donuts into rings. And there's never like a process where the middle is removed. I've only ever seen like what Drew's talking about. The roller that stamps it out.

Yeah, remnant hole. where the middle is removed. I've only ever seen like what Drew's talking about. The roller that stamps it out. Yeah. Ruminant hole. Well, there's also like Boston cream donuts, which are just, they don't have a hole. Right. It was stuffed. Jelly filled. Yeah.

Long johns. It's good. That was the bike. I really don't know what donuts were. 45 minutes. Is there a donut place that's open? Oh, yeah. That's the closest.

Yeah, I think yeah. Yeah, I see each closes early. Oh, right. They close like at one or two. yeah, that's the closet. I think so. No, I actually close this early. Oh right. They close like at one or two. I love that place though. The place is good. It's a great. This episode of the received podcast brought to you by me undies.

Summer's here. That might mean finally busting out of the great indoors for a dip in the great outdoors. Maybe in a pool, maybe in a ocean, maybe a fjord, whatever floats your boat literally. Well, me undies might be known for making my favorite and maybe yours too undies in the world. But now they also make swimwear Check out me and these first ever swimwear collection featuring bikinis one pieces two different length swim trunks Like their undies. They've got solid colors limited edition prints to match whatever vibe you're going for that day Each piece of the swimmer collection comes in sizes from extra small to four excel and they're each friendly

Each pair of man's trunks is made with roughly eight recycled plastic water bottles. I only wear meandies, you know, I talk about them all the time. They've got great designs. I think they're absolutely the best. They're super comfortable. With the meandies membership, they show up on your door every month, means you don't have to go anywhere to get any new pairs.

I like that. I wanna stay in as much as I can. And meandies has a great deal for our listeners for any first time purchasers. You get 15% off and free shipping. So to get your 15% off your first order and free shipping, go to meandys.com slash rooster tees. That's meandys.com slash rooster tees.

What else is around here, Donut-wise? There's Mrs. Johnson. Mrs. Johnson's open. Oh, yeah, she opened her website. She opened her website. No, I think they open at six, but I think they don't start making fresh donuts until 730, if I remember right. So it's the only 24 hour donut place

Kens on campus. Oh God. Oh, yeah, it takes cash only with the five hour 18. Oh, uh-huh, yeah, from Gus I mean that that place almost got shut down two years ago because the kept failing health inspections. Yeah, do we have There's no such thing as big as big as they're hand made because they're hand made but they're should be Imagine getting I feel like I got big a hole You could just like cut them in half and put some cream cheese on. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Knock them back.

Don't steal that idea. We're gonna do that. Okay, do you think bagel, no, bitch. You don't make a, you just make a bagel with no hole in it and then you just inject the cream cheese into the side. Is that just an English muffin though?

No. You're totally like a pre-cheeseed bagel? Yeah, like think of like a cream filled donut. Cream cheese bagel, no hole. Someone said Gavin is thinking of donuts. Well, yeah, we're all thinking, we're talking about donuts for 10 minutes. All right, these ones are gonna be the same.

All right, I don't know. Who's a notorious SMG? Okay, and stuff that's cake donuts are extruded regular donuts use the roller stamp. Right. That's why you can't get a cake donut hole. Why not? Extruded. Oh, who is this pink boy 95 to Starbucks has bagel bites? A high.

Bigel bites are different though than what I'm picturing in my head. I'm picturing like literally like donut holes, but it's big. I can't bring myself to buy one of those ugly little sous vide eggs from Starbucks. Does anybody have one? No, I used to have those all the time. I can't. They're too ugly. Oh, these bagel bites.

I'm sure they taste great, but like these people might look like what you're are talking about. Oh, really? Well, spheres. Well, now I'm sure they taste great, but like, these people might look like what you're talking about. Oh, really? Little spheres? Well, now I'm interested. I know that you do not need to know my location. I don't want to chocolate chip cookie. I mean, what are all these pop-ups?

Why do you say no? You don't want to chocolate chip cookie? Why? Right now, you look a little bit like a little bit of a little. It says, a breakfast classic always pleases a simple bagel with cream cheese. We're stretching the word classic here. Now you'll think of bagels.

And then in chat, someone's gonna say, Gus is thinking of bagels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's bagel holes. If it's made by a brand like poppies, you know, it's gonna be cut. That looks like a very weird man. Looks like a very weird version. It looks like a very weird person. It's a quaker coat.

Do me it on the poppy. Yeah, it's just like quaker coats is weird ugly cousin. You know when Robin Williams drops the Mrs. out fire mask in the street and it gets run over. What the fatter in the head? Poor poppy. It's poppy. Poor poppy.

Hello, you want some of my big old bites? You do? Poppy, where are you from? Poppy. Who knows? I find out Poppy Cork in there. Oh, let's get donuts next week. I agree.

Damn it. We should. I like donuts. Right now. We could call it right? You know what? We've been podcasting for 27 days. Why don't why do we invite West on the show and have him bring us donuts? You know what? Have you ever put

West on this podcast? No, I don't think so. Let's get him on. Have you ever put West on this podcast? Just put him. Just put him. Just place him. Plunk, please. He's behind the couch right now. We'll have to get him a COVID test if if we do that right? I don't think he's ever had one I After my covid test for this show I had the covid test yesterday. I ran into Andrew Roses Mm-hmm, and I was like oh, you know, we talked for a little bit. He's like what do you do? I was like I just had my covid test

And he's like you did is like yeah, he how often do you have to have those? I have to have what every week was coming to the podcast. I guess it never clicked for him that since we're here every Monday, we have to have at least one every week. So you motherfucking better be thankful to my notebook every week. My hat today, mom is a rough one. I. I didn't. Scott and Houston blasted me. I've had some bad ones. The one for this episode was not too bad. It was standard. Yeah.

I've gotten better for me. Like, maybe my nose got bigger. I got nose calluses. Do you guys get any reactions from it? Like any bodily like sneezing or coughing? No, I just leave and wait until they, until the people leave and then are all up my window and I go. I just feel like I can smell blood for about five minutes.

I gotta like rub my nose like really hard. I feel like I've got an itch back there I can't get to. It's like bone wood to that. It's like get to the bit that they touch. Bone wood. Oh man. It feels like I just get out of like a pool every time I do it. Like I breathe wrong in pool.

Yeah, that's a good way to describe it. I don't mind them. They're really. You love them. You own right now? Sure, yeah. I got a coat. One please.

One cover test for me. Trevor will, like, I guess it's just a actual physical reaction. He'll like cough. And then like I go and it's like fine. Then it's like how do you do that? I guess it just like doesn't hit me the same way it does for you. Yeah. I don't know how many hundreds of dollars have been spent on testing your nose. Mine? Thousands. So, easily 20,000 dollars. I should quit touching my mind. I have no idea. I would have to figure out how many they have had done and then how many how much they cost.

But so a lot of nose poking for us. Who is this? Majora's flip flops in chat says the stuff that comes off the nose swab from a COVID test is a nose hole. It's not wrong. You're thinking of the other holds. Uh, um, man, I, I saw an animal the other day. I don't think I've seen in all the time I've lived. I saw an animal here in Austin.

I don't think I've seen the entire time I've lived here. There was a gray fox in my backyard. Beautiful. Yeah, I was like amazed. And I don't think I've seen one ever here. I didn't think that we had foxes in the series. I saw one in Wembrely this year. I think it's because they're like less skitters because they've been less people.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it definitely could be, but it's tail looked so cool because it had like, it's like, it's almost, you know, it's a gray tail, but it's got like black around, it almost looks like a sword or a blade of some kind because it's like gray, it's like, it's almost, you know, it's a gray tail, but it's got like black around, it almost looks like a sword or a blade of some kind, because it's like gray, it's like this black outline, like giving it real contrast at the end. It's awesome. Real red wall vibes. Red wall? The kids' book about the talking animals and the swords. Oh, no, no. This is like deep nerd corset. Yeah, that you lost me.

Damn. Mean, Gus made eye contact one nope yeah like you know that okay fine you lost the whole room with that one okay just go out chat I'll come through it's about nine to nine to nine to go in through with my my continuing my reverse snow white collecting all the animals Gus has seen every single animal in his backyard poshms racco Yeah, fucking raccoons hang out all the time. I saw a big old rattlesnake on the bike trail the other day. In the trail. I had like scoot around him.

Yeah, that's that trail's owned by the snake now. Yeah. I I look a lot of birds lately. Yeah. Like more so than ever before. I don't know if there's like nest around my place or anything like that, but they've just been like flying like crazy.

I don't know if I should get like one of those fake owls to put out to keep them away but that feels like mean. Like you guys could be here. I just can't. I found the biggest bird turd on my house the other day. Like I should have taken a photo of it. I was impressed. It was like it was huge.

Like an eagle shell. I couldn't imagine like how big was the bird that did this. It's like, it's trying to like, that was size. Like this big around? Damn. That's like a shit disk. Yeah, it was huge.

It was disgusting. It was like kind of greenish. Like, was it like that bird? Okay, yeah. Are you sure it was bird? Yeah, I can't imagine what else would be. That gray fox. It's a flying man who just laughs around, shits around the city.

Green. Yeah, it was greenish. Maybe not like bright, not like neon green, but like greenish. Green hues. Yeah, disgusting. I'm not a fan. Too many, too many animals in my backyard. Gem, how was your trip?

Oh, it was nice. Good to see you. Little gerbil. Yeah. Went to the Northeast. I'm not a fan too many too many animals in my backyard Gem how was your trip? It was nice good to see a little gerbil. Yeah, went to the the northeast. I did Did you do any wailing didn't do wailing all right? Next time though. Do you have enough blubber your blubber reserves are healthy? Yeah, I'll hold for you to the winter. How's your ambergris? What's what? Ambergris you know what ambergris is perfume out of it. Did I lose weight on it? Yeah, I've no idea what amber graces. Perfume out of it. Did I lose it? Yeah.

I have no idea what amber graces. It's a sperm whale throw up. How did they get them to throw up? They find it. They find it in the ocean. Oh, that's just why else is chunking in the sea? Chunking in the ocean and then they pick it up and they use it for perfume. It's very expensive if I remember right.

It's super expensive. Well, how far is this so much vomit in the sea sea amber gris costs $50,000 per kilogram is that more than two print to ink? Is that more or less expensive than coba tests? Was it This coffee people making whales throw up Especially don't wait around That's officially not waiting around the front. Yeah! It's a hard food to big swabs, which is like, hold on. Oh! And the whale's like,

oh! This fisherman, there's a lot of them. This fisherman in Oman found a $3 million piece of ambergris. Jeez. It's like in a slab. It's not liquid.

It's like a big, like, greasy thing. Damn! I think that's my next career. Ambergris Hunter? Yeah. So what do they do with it? They make it into perfume. They're just smell real good.

It's disgusting. It smells terrible. Oh, it would have never thought that's the ingredient. Yeah. It's puffy. Well, barf. Yeah, it takes to smells really well. Damn.

Yeah, people in China say they know about it from future onwards and people are saying they know of it because of Bob's burgers. Oh, I think that both of those shows popular. I've definitely talked about the words amber. Yeah, don't cartoon teach us these days. Everything. The Simpsons has done everything.

Like we are all now living in a Simpson simulation. Yeah, because every possible scenario for everything has been they predicted the Trump presidency. Mm-hmm. I feel like the movie almost predicted COVID, right? They all lived in a bubble for a while. That's true. Oh, yeah. It's like an ostracias or you don't understand it at the time.

Right. But after it happens, you look back, you like, it was, it was foretold. Yeah. The great prophet, Al Brooks, Matt graining. He predicted the future. So did Jeremy know you guys were going to be shown up or was that a surprise? He knew. Oh, okay. I didn't know if it was just like we're here. I think that was the plan originally, but it's hard to do some of that and keep it. I also would worry about like annoying someone by showing up unannounced. Yeah. I had all these streams planned this weekend. You don't want to fly some left one thing, don't know. Oh damn it. Hello. I guess it's different if it's like for a surprise

part of your something, but if it's like for a whole weekend that you're staying at someone's house for like doing whatever, it's like, oh. Yeah, we finished our game of betrayal legacy that we started in like 2019 and haven't added to in, well, over a year. Did someone like take a picture of how all the boards were set up beforehand

well, it's like multiple rounds Oh, I think there's like 12 or something around Yeah, it's cool like you like stuff from our first game showing up in our seventh game and like you can It's like a no it's it's not crap, but it's fine. Is it the one that modifies the board and everything? Yeah, so like on one of them, I had an unfortunate instant where I exploded and the room I was in had a stick up it over it and it was then called the bloody room. And it was just my blood in there.

And you could just go in there and our future games and it's just the bloody room. Which room had the whale come? Oh, I mean, I mean, parf. I mean, I mean, parf. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no parf. No, no, no, no, no. It's like, come work. I think zero, which is real weird. Shit. You made your choice to stick with it. Just go with it.

Can we take that again one more time? Actually. Which one had the whale throw up? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Uh, back to bed. Yeah, it was fun there. That's good. Was this your first trip like in a year or over year? Yeah. That's crazy.

Fest trip since January of 2020. I'm about to go up to Boston this week. I'm gonna try to have you. I went to LA for surgery and that was the first and only time I flew for the entirety of the last year and a half. How about it was like middle of COVID? No, this was just in March. So it was like, just opening back up. Yeah, just starting back up. It felt like other than the fact that everyone was wearing a mask on the plane, it felt normal. Normal. I keep reading that the austenar reports but having terrible security lines.

Did you have any trouble Gavin when you went to saw it? It was weird. So we flew early and we came in through departures at the bottom and then went up the Eskilia. There was completely empty into departures because I maybe like no flights have come in yet. There was just no one in there. But it was really loud and we were just like, maybe there's like a load of people upstairs and we came up the escalator and every single spot that someone could stand before security was filled with the person.

Well, that was honestly like maybe 2,000 people. How long did it take? Spread all the way. Well, we got priority so I, Oh, sure, because we've flown so much. Is there a part of that? Do you know where to like transfer or hand that over? I think if you fly with me, you can use it.

Do you want to go to Boston this week? You could ditch last minute. But there was obviously like people, the security thing said like 30 minutes on the screen, but you couldn't even see where the lines started. So that had to be ballocks. I saw footage of it on like on Twitter or something. I think someone took a video in the office.

Yeah, it was crazy. And it was really like you're not exaggerating. It was going across all the other lines. So it was hard to see, like, the pre-check line had, like, all the other lines going across it, the primary line also. So we were like, is this a part of the priority line? And some people were like, nah, there's no one in that line.

You couldn't even see. You had to get through, like, 12 people lining up that way to get into it. So we got through pretty quickly, but if we didn't have that, we probably would have mystified. Probably, yeah. It would be insane. You would think if anybody watching or I'm sure you guys know like flying out of Austin

is pretty easy. Like, it's a really great area. If you have TSA pre-check especially, you're through security in five minutes usually. You can, and I've done it. even regular security through maybe in 10, 15. I've done it by accident before, just from like crap traffic before, but you can arrive after you'll flight has started boarding and still make it most of the time.

As long as you got the TSA pre-rear, also if you are worried about that, you can sign up for clear. It's a service that lets you cut blind. Okay, do it before Thursday. Yeah, you can sign up in while you're in line. Oh, you can go there and be like, hey, I want to sign up and open it. And they take your eyeballs though, right?

Like those are your new eyeballs. I think it's fingerprints. And I think they do eyes, well, you could probably just sign up for clear to get through and then cancel it. I might have a free trial pass or something that I can send to you if you want to like. Yes. It also, I would also hope that since this past weekend they may be big as crossed but I mean there's a lot of times that I've gone out early and

like the bomb dogs and the line's still like hell along before even before COVID. Yeah. I man. You should probably still get there really. This episode is a receipt podcast brought to you by stamps.com. Do you dread going to the post office? I get it all that that traffic, waiting, just the ordeal of leaving your house, it's a hassle.

Well then stop going to the post office, start going to stamps.com instead. Yes, stamps.com brings the services of the USPS and the UPS right to your computer. It's a must have for any business, whether it be big or small, just use your computer to print official US Postage 24.7 for any class of mail going to anywhere you need to send it.

Once your mail's ready, just schedule a pickup or drop it off. Plus with stamps.com, you get discounts of mail going to anywhere you need to send it. Once your mail is ready, just schedule a pickup or drop it off. Plus with stamps.com, you get discounts of up to 40% off post office rates, and up to 60% off UPS rates. It's made it so easy to send out mail, freeze up my time for important stuff. I mean, I just love you can print it on your printer. You don't have to go anywhere, put it in your mailbox, they come and get it easy. So stop wasting time going to the post office, go to stamps.com instead.

There's no risk. And with our promo code rooster, you get a special offer that includes a four week trial plus free postage and a digital scale no long term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in rooster. I went down to rabbit hole recently. I was doing research for a black box down episode. So I became curious about how bombs work. Okay, I was like, let's just let you out. How far can you talk about this before you leave? I was sitting there thinking like, what can I look up to learn the things I want to learn

without putting myself on any lift? Just by me. You need express VPN. Probably have to. It was. It was that for them. Purchase the anarchist cookbooks. Thank you.

But I learned about, I guess I never really thought about mercury switches and how mercury switches work. And it's like, it's such a simple thing, right? It's like a little, you know, mercury is liquid. It's like a little vial of liquid and it's on one end. And then I feel really weird talking about this. When you turn it, it goes all the way through and connects an electrical circuit.

It's like, it's a metal that just, when you- This is like an accelerometer switch. It's like an accelerometer that just, it gets moved and then it creates a complete assertion. Is it an accelerometer that got my creativity? Oh, it's like, it detects the motion. We're just like, yeah.

In what it performs. Got it. Can you use gallium? That's less than- You can use gallium. You can use gallium as a switch to where it goes from like a solid to a liquid, right? Because gallium is that like yes. Because it like melts that. It'll melt and then you can clueless or get that way. We have who was it? Someone bought

that at the old Miss Chris studio. Was it Chris? Oh no, was it Brandon? Oh, is he the Chris or Brad? There's actually life of us touching it. What did you freak out? You thought it was bucket. I walked in and I was like, are you sure that's gallium? Yeah, they were like passing it back and forth. I want to say like Chris Brandon and maybe Miles were messing around with it. And it fell on the floor at one point. Matt Mercury will mess you up if you touch it. You go crazy is like awful. And isn't it all the fish? It's in all the fish.

I love Poke too much. I'm going to die of mercury poisoning. Well, just don't ever get pregnant. Exactly. Somebody had that theory the other day, speaking of bizarre metals. I think it was a Markiplier theory. He thinks that all the boomers, it's a conspiracy theory where he's like,

all the boomers grew up with lead paint and leaded gas and lead doesn't affect you until later in life. And so that's why they're all shitty and mean. And like that's one of the side effects of lead poisoning is aggressiveness. So that's why we have, I believe it. I believe it. Because of lead poisoning.

What's gonna make our generation shitty and mean when we're older? Face, but yeah. Social media. That's already making people shitty. We're gonna hold onto Instagram until we're like 85. And like that, it'll just be us on our little old people island being like,

look at this filter. Maybe. Maybe, did you get on that? Yeah, maybe Wi-Fi. I think that's gonna. Five G. The five G and all the vaccines. Yeah, good luck to me.

Yeah, I had never had a better signal. Just kidding. I remember, I'm old enough, I remember when there was let it gasoline. I remember when they stopped selling it. I was like, I think this is a big deal. The guy who invented let it gasoline also invented free on.

Like one man is responsible for like the hole in the ozone by himself. Fuckin' crazy. His name was a camera was name was, but he's like in charge of like every bad thing that happened to the environment. The one dude. When did they stop?

I'm trying to remember now. When did they start stop selling it? I'm gonna guess the 70s. Cause that's when they stopped doing a lot of they stop I'm trying to remember now when did they start stop selling I'm gonna guess the 70s because that's when they stopped doing a lot of shit I'm not bad old. It's delicious. Free on is that a Simmons line? I Think so yes, I don't need one's powered by free. Yeah I just saw someone in chat say most of us won't get old and that made me really sad I hope most of us get old. I think the I think they'll pull the plug in the simulation by then. Have you ever had a moment where you're like,

I'm in a simulation? All the time. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember any of them? Just like some of the weird stuff I've done in my life where it's just like, oh, this isn't a thing that people, like I tour managed a band for a while, like on a world tour.

And so it was just like, oh, this is not a normal thing at all. Yeah. Somebody saved up money to make season six of Drew's life really good. Hahaha. Hahaha. And then there's like a rightist try in a budget company.

Right. That's cool. And that's all of COVID. Oh man. I have this thing that happens to me all the time where I'll be thinking about something or someone that like is, I haven't talked to in years or haven't thought about in years or whatever.

And then that person will like text me or if I'm thinking of like a musician, I haven't thought about in a while, their song will come on the radio all of a sudden, like brand new. There's like the youngy and concept of like the collective unconscious. Yeah.

Like where you're like, and that includes like, sometimes a lot of times when it happens, it's like come up with a creative idea and then somebody like puts it out. Like you'll see a show that's exactly that idea and there's no way that you know that person. It's like blood, fest, and health, fest. Exactly.

And it's like, yeah, it's exactly like that. And so it's like allegedly where people all roll one hive mind. Interesting. You can buy into that if you want. I do love it when stuff like that happens though when it's just massive coincidence. It makes you feel real that if you want. I do love it when stuff like that happens though when it's just massive coincidence Yeah, like if you're wrong. We're weird very weird. I like to show

Make some of my favorite British stuff that just never made it over here And I was showing her the in between us, which is what James Buckley was in which my one of my favorite shows ever Love it and a there was was like three series and a movie. Let me spend like a week watching all. And then we finally got to the end of the movie. And that was like a three year old movie at the time. The next day they announced the second movie. And I was like,

oh, what? Because it was over. Like it was just like a three series movie done. And then they announced the second movie that was like set in Australia. And I was like, you got to step you finish talking about it. Wow. Couldn't believe it. Yeah, we're in a simulation. Yeah. set in Australia. I was like, you got stuff you finished talking about. Wow.

Couldn't believe it. Yeah, we're in a simulation. Yeah. That's okay. I like it. It makes it fun. It can't complain. So far so good.

Yeah. Oh, man. I don't want to think about that too much. No. Being in a simulation. Yeah, that's bad. Do you think we're physically close to each other in the simulation? Like our bodies?

Like where we're in a body? Oh, do I know I have one you might not know it's a song soon You don't know I mean it's not even a jar. You're just like a one's in zeros. Yeah, you're not like plugged in I'm just a part. I'm like an agent in the matrix. Yeah, you're a sin You have the same amount of body as a sim do. Oh, I thought I was just gonna farm somewhere No, you think I'm like matrix.'m just thinking about exactly like the matrix. It's like at the end of San Junipero in Black Mirror, you're on that computer.

You're just on a, you're on a series of floppy disks. This is getting too much. I have to replace it. Like it's just as like Gavin, but Gavin is spelled wrong and like scratched out and said, I mean, they've like kick it out like put in the new one for day number four million or whatever they are on it Do you think instead of like praying at night?

We should just be like hey whoever's running me in this simulation just be good be nice be nice to me Thank you courteous don't put me in a pool and take the ladder away But they're watching us that's why the Sims exist like what would they do simulation simulation God, they're watching us. That's why the Sims exist. Like what would they do? Simulation simulation. It's like you could play the Sims in the Sims, right? Can you like you could go sit down at a computer and play the Sims? So it's like imagine someone's watching us playing the Sims. It's just a plot. It's just a plot of connecting New York I only watch that here fairly recently That is though. I guess it's like that makes you sad. That's a fucking weird movie.

That movie, it's a weird movie that makes you sad. Which movie is this? Sconnected to New York, Sonecticy. Sonecticy. Sonecticy. Sorry, Sonectity, New York is the place. Sonecticy, New York is the title, and a Sonecticy is the small part of a bigger hole.

Like the flag represents America. And so that's why it's called that. And intentionally confusing, because the movie's confusing, we'll make you sad. Well, the thing that always stands out to me is the house that's for sale, that's always on fire. The thing that stands out to me in that movie is that it's one of the few movies I've seen that has some,

a shot of poop. Oh yeah, yeah. There's a poop shot in it. And that was the first time I saw a movie and was like, poop. That's poop coming out. You're a lot, not poop coming out. Just poop, like he gets up from the toilet and there's a poop shot in it and that was the first time I saw moving is like poop. Let's poop coming out Are you a lot not poop coming out just poop like that he gets up in the toilet and there's a poop Wow, it's just like I don't know that I need that in a movie. No, I don't need poop in my movies

We'll see we're hoping one step before great role great role. Where to go? I Rest in peace. I did something Out of the ordinary the other day. I did something intentionally to try to have a new experience you hugged someone And to have something to talk about on the podcast You know here in the United States a lot of people have access to the vaccine if they if they want it more people should be getting it But so as a result mask restrictions are becoming more lax in some public places. So not this past weekend, but the weekend before, I went to a grocery store that was mask optional if you're fully vaccinated. And I shopped without a mask. And I felt super uncomfortable the entire

time. Mainly because I felt like everyone else who wasn't wearing a mask was like an anti-masker. And I kept looking at you going, yeah, yeah. I'm not with them. I had my mask in my pocket, and I kept wanting to reach into my pocket to pull it down and put it on. I'm not shitty, I'm just vaccinated. Yeah, but I think I'm thinking like,

there's got to eventually be like a tipping point where you can start having that normalcy again, but I found we weren't there yet. I think so that thinking like there's got to eventually be like a tipping point where you can start having that normalcy again, but I found we weren't there yet. So that week, last weekend. I feel like there's gonna be some sort of like, not ritual, but like when you go over to somebody's house, you leave your mask on until they say, like give me some sort of like new exchange.

Feel like that's already started happening. Handshakes, right. Yeah. Which I, you know what, I'm super happy about with the whole thing is handshakes and hugs, not really a thing anymore, and I could not be happier. No, absolutely, I'm thankful. I what the whole thing is, hand shakes and hugs, not really a thing anymore, and I could not be happier. No, absolutely.

I don't have to decide, like, are you a hand shake person or a hug person? Everyone is now a by person. They do it. Hi, by, we're done. Yeah. I feel like someone shook my hand recently. Oh, I thought I'd think let's go it away.

Was it maybe Jeremy's death? Oh, I ran into Blaine at a restaurant day of the day and he gave me a hug and I almost threw up. But then I was like, it's fine. It's just Blaine. It's fine. He's safe. But he just came in, he came in, he came in hot and I was like, I guess we're hugging. That's how much he missed you. Yeah, he missed me a lot. He gave me a nice good hug, but then afterwards I was like, I gotta go wash. We got together to film something earlier, you know, those of us who were COVID tested

and go through the procedure and everything. And like a bunch of us were there. And then, uh, Chris Dermair showed up. And he's like, he said hello and everything. And I looked at him, I was like, you okay? You sound a little froky. And then Blaine was like, sheels up. Like, got his mask. Yeah, like a stretchy throat or something. Everyone was like, you got your COVID test, right? You came back. He's like, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. I think I'd just been talking all day. So he was just a little horse from that. But yeah, we're definitely like,

but he's like getting on, getting on edge. No, he was, yeah, I think you're right. He just had been talking a lot. What's time? And then he fell asleep. He fell asleep. He was very tired.

Little tired boy. See you boy. Pressure. I've been watching, I like watching YouTube videos of just bullshit, because it makes me fall asleep. So I like how I watch people do crystal healings and stuff. It's like ASMR stuff for. It doesn't have to be like, oh, relaxing.

I just like listening to, as long as they believe it, I like listening to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's like, they're like experts in their own shite. And that to me is like really interesting, Because it's like, you know, they're like experts in their own shite. Yeah. And that to me is like really interesting because it's like, and then you want to be doing this and then, you know,

all this stuff. And I'm just like, yeah, sort of a little bit of A.M. at the SMM. Yeah. And I got into ear handling and, um, ear. Ear wax. Like where you get the wax out.

Yeah, but it's like, that's the load of shite. Complible. Um, but people just believe it. And there's so many videos of people getting their stuff and they get up and I, man, I can feel so much better. But it's like, well, that does drop like, soot down your ear. It doesn't actually do anything for your earwax.

I will watch a good earwax TikTok. Those are just of like an actual professional. Well, they have that little tool that I, because I've seen TikToks of it, it makes me want to buy it. Oh, I thought you had it. I thought you were a lot of people that didn't do about it.

I wanted to do about it to TikTok. It's like that little thing, or. How's the ear wax in your ear? Oh, terrible. Oh, you got, you waxy? I'm very waxy, and I'm very plugged up. I don't use Qtips or anything like that, because I know that only shoves it deeper down in there.

But I've had to get my ear wax removed twice in my life. And the first time I ever did it. Why don't you have this? Go ahead. I should get it. Right. Right now. Uh, the first time I did it, I, I was like walking home from the doctor's office.

I could hear birds chirping and everything like that. I wanted to take a shower and I went, holy fuck, this is so loud. My shower was like 20 times louder than it was before. But no, this little device, it hooks up to a camera. So you could see in the ear as you're... And it's like wireless to your phone, right? Yeah, yeah. I want this.

Eric, buy it for me. Eric, buy it for me. I wanted it first. I feel like you still got to be careful, though. Oh, yeah, I know. You're not a professional. Yeah. But I was just doing it to yourself you're you're a good judge of like what feels you hit your a drum or something I had a I would not want to see it's okay what's it called ear plunger I had it on Amazon it's like a me look it up

it's got like a blue little light on it I had a bug flying in my ear once and the jungles of Jamaica Mike says and I had to go that with rum. Oh, you got a drunk? Yeah, yeah. She promised it more if it came out. Mike says he bought one and you can have it. Oh, I feel like everybody should get their own. Yeah, I feel like that's not a sharing. Yeah, that's not like an eBay budget.

Yeah. A spade or be bird. Be bird is the one I'm looking at right here. Be bird. Thank you, Mike. I appreciate it. I also found out that it in a ear skin works in a different way. I didn't verify this.

This is just what someone said in the video. Maybe this isn't right. This is what your Lina video is. But skin just like grows outwards. You know, there's layers of skin and you shed skin. It just like grows up there. But in a ear skin grows in like a conveyor belt motion where it will actually like push from the ear drum, the skin will grow towards the outside of your ear.

So this ear, the skin out in like the outer lower my ear was inside on my dry end. I don't know if it's like this part, but just like the the edge of the tunnel I think is what grows outwards. And that's what drags the wax towards the outer holes of your ear. And it takes like four months from the ear drum to coming out. Years are wild. It's weird, right? Yeah, it's really weird. It's true. Yeah, it's like just dragging wax out. So like, what's like the origin? What's like cell zero?

The center of the drum. The center of the drum. But that's apparently the whole thing is coated in wax. And when you have a buildup, it's because the conveyor belt's like and backed up. And it's like pushing wax into itself. And it's just like clogged. So if you like scratch that skin and damage it, it doesn't convey all the way out. It just stops there and you get like balls of wax.

It's happening. Is the person running our simulations playing factorial? damage it, it doesn't convey all the way out, it just stops there and you get like balls of wax. It's happening, is the person running our simulations playing factorial? And they've decided to put the conveyor belts in our ears. That's taking it out. But there's nothing putting it into the burner, so you make something else, so it's just nothing. I'm all about this. I like it.

I love that, Cory. Oh, Pete, hey said I might be correct. No, I think, I mean, I feel like you retain information better than a lot of people I know. Eric, Eric wanted to be sure that if we, that if he buys B birds, you'll, you'll do it on the podcast. Do it on the podcast. I said that if you won't, I will.

What if, what if we both got one, Eric? Yeah. You definitely are gonna hear it on the podcast. I'll do it at home and film it, and if I feel comfortable, I'll show it. What if your camera for that whole week is just inside your ear, and whatever it cuts to is your eardrum instead of you.

You face. You know, that is a very quick way to make people stop specializing. Oh my God. What? Oh. Hi, Eric. Oh, you're calling me. Why would I use podcast money to buy you in earwax remover that you don't use on the

podcast? I'll talk about it. I'll talk about it on the podcast. But no, you would use it on the podcast. Or I could use it at home and talk. Now it is on the podcast. I guess. No, no, you have to use it on the podcast.

You have to use it on the podcast. Just get just borrow gusses. Just change. You know what? Just buy one for Gus. I'll figure out my own. You can have the cleanest ears. And I will with the device all by myself and not show.

Okay. You try. I will. You try. I thank you. Thank you for trying. How are you kidding me? Often. Are you kidding me? Calling in.

This is a second episode. Sometimes you just get pissed off enough to cool. Why wait a bit like a speaker for him or something? We're very capable of having you be able to talk on the set right We have a little monitor that just pops up if you want Like one of these like or just one of those robots Like the LG TVs that roll up they like oh We can get one of those Eric. Yeah, we could expense that's a podcast expense that we could use on the podcast

Down the about 60 grand or something, I think. Yeah, also I like how Eric's like, I'm not gonna use podcast money for this. It's like $22. It's just a five. It's really $20. It's like under $30. Yeah.

The future is now. I think we could afford two of these. If you wrote in all capitals, that's podcast money. Okay, Stan, it's not much podcast money. What if you go, go ahead. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm have it. I would do it. I feel like it's fine, I thought it's not right. Yeah. It's not taboo off your ass. You should hang it behind you when you do live streams from your home. I kept putting it on the fridge and everybody kept paying it down. I was very proud of it.

Inside the butt. Yeah, it's put it up like whenever you're doing the most. Yeah, I'll put it back in. Well, it's like, it's Gavin's theory that if it's close enough, it's not offensive because you can't really tell what it is. Yeah, I feel like an anus only needs to be censored in a window of distances. Once you know satellite from space, it's fine. Yeah, you can't see it. We can take a satellite from space and see everyone's anus, right? Oh, on this side of the earth. Right. All right, everyone, in five seconds,

everyone's gonna bend over. All right. Oh, someone blinked. Oh, my God. You're gonna run. Yeah. Now I'm curious, because I've had a colonoscopy if there's like footage

from it that I can have. I told them, I remember because they put you in like twilight. Yeah. And I they were like relaxed. And I was like, I'm not relaxing they put you in like Twilight. Yeah. And they were like relaxed. And I was like, I'm not relaxing until I get, like until you verify that you're gonna give me photos. Do you remember your Twilight experience? Yeah, I was thinking.

It's like they put me under it. It was real weird. And then yeah, they wheeled me back in and my girlfriend at the time, like the nurse came up and they were like, he requested these and hand her like, two five, seven glasses. She's inside of my mouth.

Oh, freaking weird. You and I had a very different experience because Trevor came with me when I got mine done. And at the end, like when you're in the room after it's already done and they're like waiting for the sedation to kind of wear off and you're like still waking up a little bit, they were like monitoring my heart and it was coming out on like a ticker tape thing.

And Trevor asked if he could have a piece that he keeps in his wallet. So I was like, he has my heartbeat. And then like, my girlfriend, I was gonna hand it big for my asshole. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I feel like Trevor. No, we're not gonna have it.

What is super sweet and the other one's a heartbeat? Yeah, exactly. I feel like Trevor's very good at using every available opportunity to be the cutest. To be romantic. Yeah, it's just him, naturally, yeah. Yeah. I got I've only had Twilight once It was when I had an endoscopy not a colonoscopy I remember like they give you what like two shots like the first one to like loosen you up in the second one

What really takes effect? I remember they I Was getting wheeled into the procedure room the gaming the second shot they wheeled me into the room And I thought oh, that's weird my doctors here and I thought, oh, that's weird, my doctor's here. And that's like the last time I remember. That's because you're all looping out. Oh shit. I was like, oh, that's a weird coincidence. Oh, it's cool, you're here, you're here, me.

Ha, ha, ha. And yeah, then it was like smash cut to like 45 minutes later or whatever, and then like come into. I don't remember shit from mine. I had the endoscopy and Colnospate at the same time. So the only thing I remember, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah. The kiss, the middle of you. Yeah. This episode of the Receipt Podcast brought to you by Logitech. Did you know that no two ears are exactly alike? That's why you probably had some kind of discomfort or even pain from your earbuds. Well, the UEFIT's true wireless comfort fit earbuds

from ultimate ears are here to change that. Recently got my hands on a pair. That only have the super comfortable, but the sound quality is excellent. UEFITs are the world's most comfortable earbuds with premium sound. Using their groundbreaking light form technology, they multi ears in 60 seconds and they'll stay put no matter what you do. They have eight hours continuous playback on a single charge up to 20 hours with the charging

case so they're great for listening music. Or your favorite shows like this podcast all day long. They have these fancy built-in controls plus they have a free app to set up custom actions too. So for a limited time, get 15% off, your pair of UE fits, true wireless earbuds at ue.com slash fits. Just use promo code rooster at checkout. That's 15% off with promo code rooster at ue.com slash fits.

Do you think anyone during the pandemic has used their colonoscopy as their background? You remember when I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm going to screenshot the inside of my ear with all that wax. Blow it up real big and make it my zoom background just for you. Happy, I'm going to take me with you again. I would throw up. I'm going to schedule a Google call with you tomorrow. I have a weird game.

I see if I still find it. I have that photo. I had to go to the doctor and they had to take the ear wax out from my ear one time. Like right before I had to come down to do a podcast. Yeah, I don't know. You should throw it away. Take a photo. I remember that gag I don't know why it's it's like somehow the ear wax removal videos are like repulsive to me But then also really satisfying like I'm feeling real queasy right now just talking about it

But like I'll watch I'll watch an ear wax removal video no problem and feel a little bit like less anxiety because of it Yeah, I'm still not there. Because I don't want to see like somebody else who's got like a really nasty air thing if there's like an abnormal air. I'm not doing it. Yeah, you don't want to see the inside of your mouth. It might be like plus seeing gross. I know Eric wants me to do it.

I'm doing you guys a favor and not having that be something that is shown live. Because it's bad in there. I like, what? Have you seen in there? I've seen what's come out of there It's dark Both mentally and physically it's ambergris

Shrew million dollars three million dollars for barbers your wax mm-hmm You still looking for the picture guess you didn't favor it? No, I should of. Oh, I found it. Oh, my God. I found it. Here we go again. Oh, so much, so much. I have a camera is catching it. You can see like the little loop there that you pulled it out with. Look away. Oh my God. Okay, there. I'm done. I'm going to favor it right now. So I can find it more quickly. Thank you, Gams. But that great suggestion. January 15th, 2013. Sweet.

2013? Yeah. 10 years ago almost. But that thing came out of you. That's what happened when you get older. That thing is like almost in the fifth grade. Time accelerates. I don't like that.

Time is moving. Time is moving, do I like it? No, I'm about to be 32. It creeps me out. E. It does speed up. I do I like it? No, I'm about to be 32. It creeps me out. E. It does speed up. I don't like it. You turn 33.

This does no need to keep reminding me. Right, everybody hates that they're mid-30s. Just confirming. I'm fine with that. You can have a traffic controller. What? You can't? Right.

I learned this recently. Blackwalks now listener told me this, if you do not start the training by the time you're 31, they won't let you become. Because like, by the time you start, by the time you finish your training, you'd be 35, and they wanna get a 30 year career out of you. So if you're not done with your training,

they just don't waste the training. Right. It's not because you're incapable of learning. It has nothing to do with your eyesight either. Nope. Well, show that to you. Like if you pay your own training. I don't know. I think they still wanna to do with your eyesight, either. Nope. Well, show us on you. Like, if you pay your own trading. I don't know.

I think they still want to get the 30 years. I don't know. What if I can guarantee I will live to be 65? I think you got a, you got a, you got a, you got a, you can retire. You can retire, you got it. What if that's for life pretty much? That's the entire professional career.

What if you want to quit? I'm sure you can quit. Yeah, well, you can. Covered air traffic source of quit. Yeah. I think they want to make sure they get, they can quit. I'm sure you can cover air traffic source of quit. Yeah. I think they want to make sure they get, they can't, they have a potential out of you. It's like one of the most stressful jobs, right? Oh, yeah.

I mean, that's what happened when Bernie hired me at age 22. He's like, we need at least 10 years out of you. So, got to start you. That's how you got, you're good. I'm about to hit 10 years. You did it. You got your 10 year? Uh-huh. All right, I'm out.

Peace. I see you. Made it. It's been a long time. Yeah, it just happens. It just gets faster and faster. How many years post shotgun are you at this point? I think I'm only three.

I think my plan was 40. I remember right. Post shotgun. Yeah. My Gus is going to kill himself when he's 40. I never wanted to get old. I think I don't want it. Shotgun?

As opposed to? You're not going to miss. A handful of pills in a plastic bag. I never wanted to get old. I think I don't want to shotgun As opposed to you're not gonna miss a Hand full of pills in a plastic bag I also traveled here recently I went out to Hawaii. And on the way back, I had the stereotypical travel experience. Where on the way back, it was a red eye. You fly it overnight. And I had an aisle seat.

And right across the aisle was a couple with a very young baby. And the baby was crying the whole time. And I understand, like I'm not getting mad about it or anything. It's like, fine, they can't control the baby, the baby's gonna cry, it's unhappy, it's upset, got this long flight, like eight hour flight. And I was like, I was trying to sleep as much as I could, I kept nodding off every now and then.

And at one point, I fell asleep for a little while. And in my dream, I was on a plane holding a crying baby, trying to find its parents to give the crying baby back to it. And I woke up and I was like, I can't even get away in my dreams. It was like, it was maybe the most meta green in relation to what was actually happening in my real life at that moment. I'd be worried that I was sleepwalking and I just picked up the baby. I feel like I just have to check what was in my hands that I woke up.

Are you guys having kids? Is that too personal of a question? Yes. No, yes, I just have to check what was in my hands that I woke up. Cool. Hey, are you guys having kids? Is that too personal of a question? Yes. No, yes, I'm having kids. Planning to. Yeah. I think we all still. Yeah, great.

I think we got it on a bit there. I have way to which of an ego to not have kids. I just want some little version of me running around me. Like, hey, you got the same problems I do. I'm just too selfish and lazy to want kids. Fair. So I guess it's a different kind of ego. Yeah.

No, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Boat is here, it's like, my money's for me. In my time, it's for me. In my time, it's for me. I think all the time, like on a Saturday, waking up at 10 o'clock, like, what are you gonna do today? Yeah. I will say, like, there is some nice shit

about having double income, no kids. Or it's just like, what do you wanna buy? Fucking anything. Anything you want. buy? Fucking anything anything you want a bottle of liquor Or toys or the trial that they're gonna not use in a year from now Do you find it weird? Do you find it weird being so far from the US without a possible? Do you travel with a possible to Hawaii? Do you need one? I know when I travel I normally do care my passport with me You don't need it. It's so weird. It's so weird far away without using a possible. Do you travel with a possible to Hawaii? Do you need one? I know when I travel, I normally do care in my passport with me. You don't need it.

It's so weird. It's so weird. Far away without easy. A possible. That's just mental. Like if you got lost in, if you got like thrown out in the ocean of Hawaii and pick like the Pacific Ocean. Yeah. Hawaii. The Hawaiian Ocean. Everybody knows the Hawaiian Ocean. You would probably need a passport for wherever they're going to take you. Well, if you're being rescued, they're probably not gonna care. Like, if they might, you don't know.

They can be like, sir, we can't let you on the cell. I got it back in the middle of the year. Get back out. Yeah. But that's one of the reasons I wanted to go there was, like they had really low COVID rates. You have to test before you go there. You have to give yourself a fucking COVID test.

Whoa. Before you go there. Did you commit? Did you go the way in? I went as far as they needed me to. And is there like a swab line? It's a lot of outdoor activities. Yeah, it's like, there's like a one inch amount of cotton on the end of the swab.

No, like put all the cotton in your nose. Got it. And like all the activities are outside. It's like, it's far enough away. I feel like it's, if you're gonna go somewhere like S safe, as you can potentially make it. You have pineapple. I did. it's if you're gonna go somewhere like essay for you can potentially make it I did I have a doll whip I had a plenty of I do it every time I saw a doll I do it. I do it. You can get it you can get it allegedly

You can only get it two places which is Disney World and a Y But there's also a poke place that sells it like up the block. They started licensing it You can get lots of places. What is it? It's a vanilla soft serve pineapple flavored vanilla soft serve. It's fire. It's way better than it sounds. Dolphip. Dolphip. They sell it at, there's like a polka place nearby.

Polkaedery. It's pretty good there. You're by the office. Did I carry it? Probably. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just to get you that flavor.

Yeah. At one time I was in Orlando and I knew they sold it at Disney World. Yeah. But I didn't want to pay for a ticket for Disney World. But I so I knew they sold it at the Polynesian Hotel. So I just pay for a ticket for Disney World, but I knew they sold it at the Polynesian Hotel, so I just parked in the parking lot and went into the Polynesian Hotel to the little cafe they have there

and bought dual-wipenade at there. I feel like Disney World, like if you go, there's two kinds of people in the world, Disney World people and Disneyland people, but if you're a Disney World person, which park you are, says a lot about you, like what are your favorite parkers? Like I'm Epcot all the way.

I haven't been in so long, it's hard for me to say. Like I just love all the science shit and the fact that you can like drink in the different countries. I would probably pick Epcot or maybe Magic Kingdom. Maybe. Cause that's like Disney, right? That's like classic, didn't you, stuff. Epcot's great because it's like,

what people in the 70s thought the future was gonna be like. Yeah, that's so it's like. Weird retro future aesthetic. It's like, it's still called MGM Studio. No. Or is it different now? Hollywood. Cause there's, there's Epcot, Magic Kingdom, Animal Kingdom,

and MGM, or whatever it is now. Am I missing something or? No, I think it's Disney Hollywood studio. Yeah. Well, because MGM got by Amazon, right? Yes. I used to be M Hollywood studios. Yeah, okay, Zim D. M. Goba by Amazon, right? Yes, he's being James. He is is there fifth Michael, I'm crazy. I thought there was foreign then animal kingdom got added but maybe wrong. I Ask West. He's in chat. West. How many are that? How many Disney land worlds?

Magic Kingdom Epcot Hollywood Studios animal kingdom. Okay. Okay. Okay. I Want to go to Hawaii. You're been? Never been. You knew there. It was. Been once. Awesome.

It was so, so cool. Pretty. Yeah, beautiful. We should go on a week where there's two podcasts to record. I'm sick. Listen, if I didn't have to forgot, there's a memorial there. I was just to be on that podcast. I know. no. Oh shit, Drew. I showed up to get my test done. You're not on the list, but you can have a test.

I was like, sure, I guess. And I got tested. I was like, I'm sure they'll figure it out. It's fine. I just texted. I texted. I texted. I asked my test.

He was like, just eating a dough with some dough. Oh, no. The fact that I don't have your phone number in my phone. I just talked to you on Slack only. I was like, what's wrong? I'm just like, I'm just like, I go. Oh, I'm gonna move that in my mouth. Oh no. The fact that like, I don't have your phone number in my phone. I just talk to you on Slack only, and I slack you at weird fucking times, all like for different things,

and you are so responsive. It's one of my favorite things about you. It's just like, You just get alerts on your phone. I get a slacker, I get my phone goes off like, Oh, okay. But like 10 30 on the Saturday, I'm like, drunk on my couch watching a movie.

I'm like, you know what I like this? Gus. Hey, I'm watching this movie. You should check it out. Yeah, I will. Oh, cool. It's probably unhealthy, but I don't ever silence my slack-elars.

Like it never goes into, do not disturb. I don't either. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like, I assume most people do. So I like, I'll send people things like 10 o'clock and I had to be like, they're not gonna see it. It's fine. They don't put them in the pool. And then they do. The only time I phone is in do not disturb I like, I'll send people things like 10 o'clock and I had to be like, they're not gonna see it. It's fine, they don't put in the,

and then they do. The only time I phone is in do not strip is like, when I sleep, because I don't want it going off and I'm asleep, but other than that, it's like, if I'm awake, I'm getting shit. I feel like I've been texting a lot recently. We have been. I like to your shitty network port that you sent me.

I'm showing Gavin some fucking stupid shit in my house. I have to, where I normally do like, streaming in the podcast room in my house, I have to run a network cable from another room because the network cable port in the room that I'm in for my office is just like, I'll fucked up and stupid. Jeez. It's a fucking nightmare.

I just love old wiring. I like, I like, like, the little telephone jacks that you have in like some rooms here. Yeah, I just love making a house where it's like well Several owners have clearly messed with it. So like somebody didn't know what he's doing It's just hilarious to like try and figure out what were they going there's a cat five port on my kitchen counter It's like I think with an arch a 45 jack like I can't figure out what they wanted to put here I don't know like somebody was streaming their cooking were they gonna plug their toaster in to the network?

Maybe it could fit, like, an access point or something. Maybe. I don't know. Can't wifi in the kitchen? It's a bit stronger. I have a good, I already have a good coverage. I mean, I don't worry about that. Just so weird to me, I guess like, and I can't even justify, like, maybe you're supposed to be a phone.

It's like, it's cat 5 cable and it's an RG 45 jack. Like, nobody was plugging a phone into that and you could run phone over it but whatever I don't know like I think I think people like a lot of shitty DIY people have owned my house in the past because I'll find something like it's not how I would do it okay I guess we're going with this I'm with this. I'm so glad that I'm going to be one of those shitty DIY people. I'm going to move out of my house and somebody's going to get it and you'll be like, God, dammit.

You're doing a lot of DIY stuff in your house, right? Yeah, we haven't had floors for six years. I've moved there six years ago. It's like this year. I don't know, this year's this floor. That would be number one priority. It's the last, because you have to go top down. Oh, so you must be doing a lot of shit.

Yeah, it's like you got to pull everything and then the last thing you do is floor. So we're floors, it's more like doing that. You could it. Absolutely not. And absolutely not. I have,

I would have thought you would be very handy. No, can't, you think, but no. You look like you are. Yeah, I give the vibe. Well, you're also just like, and this is a compliment. I don't know how it wouldn't seem like a compliment. But like, when I think of you,

I think of someone who's just like, whatever you're handling will be taken care of. Like if I'm like, oh, Drew's helping with this project. Okay, cool. He's got it. It's like complete facade. Complete facade. He fooled me, man. And that's right like complete facade Complete facet full me man

It's how all home renovations of managers been like many many videos of like this old house Yeah, and then I throw a hammer that's all that's just like that is step one watch a bunch of YouTube step through to throw hammer. Yeah Yeah, so yeah, we're doing our own floors later this summer and uh... You need your own Trevor's what you need. I do need a Trevor. I think I could figure out anything. I have texted Trevor many times when he's like, what is this in my house? And he's like, oh it's this no problem. Yeah. He just like has such a wealth of knowledge it's insane. And if he doesn't, he'll like research it for an hour and then he'll know everything about it. I'm the smartest people of ever met. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I've listened to him in videos learn about something for the first time. Be like, oh, what's that? And then like five videos later, he's an expert. Yeah, he's telling us about it. It's like, wow. Could not be more of an opposite to me.

So, are you leaving it, Dumber? We need a new microwave. And I'm like, that one's pretty. Look by the way. And he's like, let me research all the microwaves that exist on planet earth First pop corn button. Yeah, let's get it Like literally complete opposites in that regard. I want to learn how to run wire through walls Coat hanger Yeah, I mean essentially fish tape. Yeah, I think that would be dangerous. I've done it with the code. You could turn the power off first Yeah, I think that would be dangerous. I've done it with the code you get turned power off first So we got our bathroom remodeled last year and on our box We have an extra room in our house that I labeled as the bonus room because that's what we call it And so it just says bonus and so when they remodeled our bathroom

They saw the two fixtures that said bonus and they just wired the whole bathroom and do another circuit in the house And so now anytime Ali runs the washing machine, all the lights in the bathroom flickered. I didn't think recently where there's one spot where I can run, there's one spot in the house that has like a tube in the wall for running cables through. And the cable that is already in the wall

was this HDMI that's not fast enough for like 4K and HD HDR and all that stuff. So I was like, I'll just run a new cable through that. And I thought, well, I'll just tie the new cable to the old one. And then just pull it through. And I test it. I put it together and I taped the shite out of it. And then I stood on one end and I put it over my back and I was like, yeah, to make sure it was strong enough. I was like, I don't want it to come apart in the wall. I was like, I don't know what I think we still do. And I had it pulling it through the war,

the new cable started getting stepped in. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was it. And then just the end of the cable came out. And I was like, shit. And then the other side flopped out. So there was no cable in there, and I don't know how to. I just texted you the thing you need.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. There are cheaper versions of this. I just texted you the thing you need. Oh, thank you. Thank you. There's probably, there are cheaper versions of this. I just found the first one to Google and send you that one. Because I thought I would just be able to, it's a thick cable that I'm putting in. Yeah. I thought just the thickness would just allow me

to just like pipe it through. Yeah. But the tube is all like corrugated and shit. And it gets just cool. And I can feel it like bending on itself. I'm like, but yeah, now I'll buy whatever this is. Yeah, because this is the expensive version.

They're our cheaper ones. How much is this? It's like a hundred bucks. Oh, is it more or less expensive than the Euronex Remover? More. How many Euronex Remover is going back for that price? And then you should be able to get one of those for like 20 bucks.

So roughly the same. Not bad. Get the podcast to be for it. Yeah, get the air if you're paying for it. You talked about it on the podcast, so that's an expense. The podcast. Yeah, I was a podcast debate for it. Yeah, Eric, you're paying for it. You talked about it on the podcast, so that's an expense. Yeah, podcast one. I only know like I used to work in IT and tech, I used to have to do all that shit.

I really love learning how I will get a lot of satisfaction from finishing a very simple task like that. So that you learn how to do and then I love doing it. And Eric, I'm gonna expense that to the podcast because I've talked about it. So, Tesla's Yes, uh, Tesla's. Yeah, Tesla.

Triple pepperoni pizzas. Uh, it's a whole house in the hill. Speaking of pepperoni pizza, uh, we, you know, we put out that, we, you know, we started putting out TikToks and social media stuff with the squad team force and we put out that pizza one that got very popular. Uh, I've been meaning to like make a tweet or see something about it, but I want to give a big thanks to Little Deli for, uh, yeahi for giving us pizza boxes to be able to film that. Oh, nice.

It's a great here in Austin. Yeah, absolutely great. A very awkward discussion to have. We ordered food there. And I was like, hey, could I buy empty pizza boxes from you guys? And they're like, let me ask. And she went back and asked the manager, they're like, well, we don't really sell pizza boxes.

And I went, I just have them. She's like, how many do you need? And we just like, they gave us three of them. Why don't you just hold a three pieces? Because we had just eaten lunch. They're all over. There were only four of us there. Yeah, no, that would be a waste,

rather than just have the cardboard that we could reuse for other sketches. Yeah, now it's like with props and stuff. Yeah, that video on TikTok at 4.3 million views. That's crazy. Not that it's not a good video. How? I think the algorithm did the algorithm get a hold of it? I think the algorithm, the algorithm, I picked it up. I also love how many comments are people not really understanding it's a sketch and saying what an asshole he didn't tip. I tipped in the app. Also you didn't pay. You literally just grabbed the pizza boxes. It's a good video. 4.3 million good. 4.3 million. I think that's like more views than all of the

videos we put out in 2020 combined from our group. On one quick thing that we filmed like a four minutes, you've done such like ultra viral things that weren't normal videos. Like your picture of the boxes that are like everywhere. It's just like so famous. Wait, I don't know this. There's a photograph I took. I want to say like 2012, like our old office down south. Gus had got a bunch of technological things that came in these boxes

where it literally looked like a face like angry eyes with fingers coming up, based on the way that that's it. Oh, that's you. Yeah, I said it looks like these boxes are plotting something. And I guess someone took that photo and posted on Reddit and the internet in general and it just blew up and it made me regret not putting my like you stand handle on it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, if you look up evil box, it's like the number one. Yeah, it's all over there. Yeah, it'll go on your tombstone. Your tombstone will just be the evil boxes. It's true. My claim to fame. That's funny how the things like that just blow up. It's just seemingly no rhyme or reason. Before I knew who Blaine was, I knew that when he'd proposed to the Disney princesses,

like I had seen that a few times. And then I saw it after I met him and I was like, oh it's another guy. Yeah, he did that thing. You actually recognized him from that? No, I didn't recognize. I just knew of it. I was like, oh it's another guy. Yeah, you did that. You actually recognized him from that? No, I didn't recognize it. That was... I just knew it.

I was like, oh there's that guy who did that thing and then it came up one day. Wait, bling's that guy? That's bling. That's a proposal guy, you know? That's true. And then I was like, that tracks. Oh. I, uh...

Okay, I'll talk about this. I went, you know, I'm the last time I was on the podcast. I mentioned, like I started going to the dentist again, and I hadn't been to the dentist a long time, and it's way different, and like, way that doesn't hurt, and like I had this whole complex built up in my head, and it's fine. I went for a cleaning last week,

because my first cleaning, it's fucking forever, right? So the clean half of my mouth, and they do the deep cleaning thing to get under your gums and do all that. And I guess it's been so long that since I've had a cleaning, that they're like, we cleaned it out. I think we need to put some little antibiotic tablets under your gums that are gonna sit there,

and they're gonna be in there. That's gonna be so uncomfortable, guys. Slowly dissolve for a week. I'm so grossed out right now. Under your gum. Under your gum. And like they scaled it. And they scaled it.

Did they do the little hook? Yeah. So they put these three cabinets in my teeth, like in various spots, I guess, where the buildups are worst to dissolve everything. And after they're done, they're like, well, slowly dissolve over the next week. You might feel like you have like the skin

of a popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth and you start real get it out. And they're like, here's a mirror. If you want to take a look and see what looks, I would show you now, but they've already started this obviously. You can't see it. But it's like just like these little,

looks like little black lines like all along my gum line in three different places. Like that's really, I didn't know that was cool. I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah. That's fucking cool. Like they get in there, like they do the cleaning and then they leave something behind to make sure that it like really gets everything cleaned out. I was like, that's, that was a thing. That's fucking cool. Like they do the cleaning and then they leave something behind

to make sure that it really gets everything cleaned out. I was like, that's pretty fucking cool. Technology, dance. Do you like your dentist? Yeah, absolutely. I recommend my dentist to Barbara the other day. Yeah, because I don't like my dentist. I don't like dentist.

Because it's not the dentist. The dentist always shows fuck. It's always the tech. He's like a sadist. And he's like, oh, he didn't floss. Oh, like, really? Is anybody? Really, like, I've never had a good tech that was like.

Gentle. Nice. Yeah, gentle or nice or like didn't kind of like, was pleased with how much pain they were in flex. Do you think people who get into that face? Oh, 100% or like say to mascus? Oh, 100%. Well, I was very happy with the people that I went to.

Send me your dentist. They did not, I'd like to go. I told them went to send me your dentist. They did not I'd like to go I told them it had been a long time. They did not judge me They did not inflict pain. They were like they were very understanding about it all I feel like as soon as you say like when was last time you floss and you answer them honestly like cool I'm gonna rip your mouth apart like that's every dentist I've been I don't know why they asked they can tell they know They know what they're gonna get in the thing house regularly. No Yeah, what is that joke on the internet? It was like the last time I flushed you did it Look at your records

Well, yeah, it's it's been it's been really really interesting getting like tooth care like I'm trying to be better about it Right like I often hear Oh, it works with your heart right. It's like one of the things you'll always hear older people say, it's like they wish that they had taken better care of their keys when they were younger. Yeah, the plaque in your mouth is the plaque that clogs your arteries. How does it get in your heart? I have no idea, but that's a true statement. It's like how tattoos end up in your liver when you get them removed.

Is it true? Yeah, like the ink breaks down in your mouth. Yeah, the ink just gets on your mouth. I just imagine it transferring when you, you have a tiger tattoo, just as it gives you a move between printed on your liver and the liver. That liver's really cool. Wow.

I want a tattoo soon. What are you gonna get? I'm playing with a couple of different ideas. It's more of a matter of tribal ban. I'm trying, right there. No, a tram stamp back there. A tram stamp, dolphin tram stamp jumping over your crack. I want something on either, like,

this part of my arm, this part of my arm, or like up here. So I know that's a lot to choose from, but like, there's a couple different things. Mom and dad stop watching right now. Wait, I have a couple of ideas in mind. It's more of like narrowing it down to something. I'm like, this is what I want for the rest of my life. I see I don't have any tattoos because every time I look back,

five years, I'm like, Jesus Christ, what an asshole I was. And then I'm like, oh, cool. I don't want anything on my body that reminds me of who I was. Yeah, good point. That's why it's like something that's very meaningful and like has something behind it too. But also, something that looks good. I might get like a like when my dog passes away, I might get a little like a dog print. Yeah, that'd be really sweet. Yeah. Well, and also the first, I think I told this on the most the other day. The first time when I was in high school, I was like, oh, I have a great idea for a tattoo

and then I told someone and they were like, please, don't ever get that. And please stop talking to me, which was, I wanted to get two film reels and the drama masks on my shoulder. Oh, God, this is a drama mask. They were like, what? And I was like, isn't that cool?

And they were like, no. I think the film reel would be cool. Like, in an artistic way. Sure. But like, two film reels, and then the happy and sad drama. He lost me there. Yeah. cringe.

Just hardcore cringe. And so like, whoever that person is, I don't remember who you are, who said, please don't do that. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, this is like a stock image of film theater. Yeah, yeah. I can stock image of film theater. Yeah, I can't film.

The last time I tried it on the mask. Right, and imagine, I mean, on you. Yeah, on my body and everything about those masks every day and should be like gross. You could get a film cell to scale. That'd be cool. Like 35 now. I like the people who get like a ruler

so they can actually use it. Yeah, like welders get like, welders get like like a ruler so they can use it. Yeah, like welders get like rulers and shits so they can measure things. Would you ever get one? Yeah, you don't seem like a tattoo person. No, I probably don't. Yeah, I like it. I just don't like anything enough for enough time. Yeah.

Gus, you have a few. I've got a couple. You could get one and be like the ultimate slum with like one frame per lifetime. For lifetime. Well, you can attach tattoo gone in slow motion? Have you done that yet? I haven't done it. Smart every day did it.

Oh, very good. I'm gonna say just when I choose to get a come film it. I film it. I just, I feel like if someone nails a video online, this is going to need to, like I look at his videos, like that's exactly, I couldn't do that better So you're gonna slow come on over All right, well, let's let's go ahead and wrap this did we do it? We did it. We're doing it

Thank you for watching. We'll see you guys again next week. Goodbye! Bye! Do you like apples? All right, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster-teeths, cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show-premise-specific,

but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes?