Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Karate Chops His Bum - #463

Episode Date: October 24, 2017

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Yeah, well, it's like, it's sort of a little bit. It'll be fine in the final version. Did you ask your for me? No. Oh, if you say who you are. Yeah, but I don't think the camera cut to me. Oh no, they visually. Oh.

Don't worry, we we can never forget you, Barbara. So we all except for Tim. The three of us just came back from RTX London. Yeah, I wasn't invited. And yeah, I actually nice. They're like, we're like, how far away can we have an RTX and keep Tim? Yeah, exactly. Going to it. But I did on the way back, I may have done the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life. Did you fly United? I did fly United. But um. Why? Is that what your points are?

Yeah. Oh, somebody that's like your American. When, uh, whenever it's a long flight, I always take my wallet out of my back pocket because I don't want to be sitting on my wallet for hours and I put it in my backpack. And when I was connecting, I was connecting through Houston on the way back. I got, uh, went to the bar to buy a drink and opened up my wallet to pay for the drink and my credit card was just gone. And I was like, fuck, like I hadn't looked at my wallet in a few hours the last time I seen it was in London. I bought something at the airport,

then like I threw it in my bag and got onto the plane. And I was like, motherfucker, I left my credit card in the terminal at London. I was like, shit, so I pay with my backup credit cards to down, call the bank, go into the whole thing. It takes like 10 minutes to what happened. I lost my credit card, I left it in London. We need you to verify a million transactions. All of those are fine, no fraud.

They're like, okay, well, your card's been canceled. We're sending a new one. He'd go, great, hung up the phone and I was like, what if my credit card fell out in my bag? And I looked in my bag and it was right now. Oh, I was like, the worst. What, fuck didn't I look first? That's so hasty.

I've been going through everything. I just immediately canceled it. But why don't my people do that all the time? I mean, it's better safe than sorry. But if you have someone spending like eight shit on your card, they give it back to you. I don't give the money to you. I've never heard of this like,

I've never heard of this like, someone getting fuck from that. They always, they look back at it and they're just like, here's the money back. Sorry, if it's like hell with my shirt. If credit cards had pins in this country, you wouldn't be so scared to cancel it in two seconds. Well, it doesn't matter.

You got a section, you get a lot of back. And now they have those fun little chips that everybody likes so much. Yeah, I think I read that. Master card is finally trying to do away with signatures on credit cards by April of 2018. Does anyone actually sign the credit card? Should I be signing my credit card? Oh, on the back of it. No, there's nothing written on my.

I think what I read now is that like 80% of transactions don't require signature at this point. It's like really rare. I don't get the point of the chip in the American credit cards because you don't have a pen here. It's just to make it and science. It's just to make cloning the card more difficult. Yeah, but it doesn't really do anything if there's still a magnetic strip on the same card. Right, yeah, you've got to get rid of the magnetic strip. We're working on it. It just seems like really pointless.

Maybe I'm just done. But now when you try to swipe one of the credit cards with a chip, it tells you you can't do that. You have to use the chip. So again, why the fuck does it have the magnetic strip? I guess it's for machines that don't have a chip reader. I think maybe like gas station pumps is the one thing I can think of where you still like have to swipe. It's funny because that's always where my credit card gets stolen. Right.

Like, yeah, I mean, it's always that again, in California, they have the chip. No, that's where you get stolen. Because it's usually the last transaction I have before my information gets when you call them up and they're like, hey, did you order the, did you order from Amazon, the, you know, bunch of La Croix? I'm like, yeah, that was me. Like, oh, did you buy the large t-shirt? Yeah, that was me. It's like, oh, did you get the, like the dildos? I'm like, yeah, that was me. But then one thing to go back from that, it's like the other thing you're like, that was not me. It was always a gas station.

Yeah, I was a gas station. One time I had my credit card locked because I went to a gas station, pulled up to the pump, put my card in, and it was like, all right, I want gas. Got the thing, got the pump, put it in my car, squeezed it, and no gas came out. And I was like, oh, there's no gas in this pump. That's weird. I put it back on, drove to the next pump,

put my card in, and it was declined. And I called the bank and they're like, yeah, we saw a zero dollar transaction at that gas station, so we canceled your credit card. I was like, what? No, the pump's just broke in. I just want to get gas. Like, yes, sorry, we canceled it. We're sending you a new one. Isn't that what people do when they steal credit card information? They like test it with a very low transaction to see if it's actually working or not?

So it's like, you know, I think it's yeah, you know, man, I'm not. Got a lot of history with it. It sucks. It's like a lot of work. And that's the thing that upset me the most about canceling my cards. It's like, ah, man, I had like so many things on autopay.

I did it. I did it. I did it recently where I didn't get stolen. I just lost it. I left it in a restaurant. I know where it was. But I left the state that it was in. So I was like, when's a cancel it?

And I realized I had these two pre-orders on that card that I would lose, probably if I canceled the card, because it was like a limited amount of pre-orders that they accepted. So I just left it, just left it there for a month until I got this thing delivered, and then I canceled it. I had a, when I was at PAX West a few months ago, I had a meeting with a guy know up there. A guy know?

A guy know. A guy know. And we met at the Sheridan Hotel Bar and we had a few drinks and he had to take off. He was driving out of town. He had to go do something. And it was like, all right, anyway, it's good seeing you, man. He's like, oh, let me buy the drink. So it's like, okay, yeah, fine, whatever. He signed for the drinks and took off.

And then like as he left, like Bethany walked in, I was like, oh, you know, she sat down and we chatted for a bit. I was like, all right, I got to go. And I looked at the credit card bill that my friend had signed and he left his credit card in it. And I was like, oh shit. So I tried calling him and he didn't answer. So you like, fuck it. Bethany drinks on me. Yeah. So I just texted him and I was like, hey, you left your credit card here. I'm just going to leave it at the front desk for you. So I went to that shared into the front desk and I was like, hey, my friend just bought some drinks at the bar. He took off. He's going out of town. I was like, hey, you left your credit card here, I'm just gonna leave it at the front desk for you. So I went to that shared into the front desk and I was like, hey, my friend just bought some drinks

at the bar, he took off, he's going out of town. He lives here, he works here, just a couple blocks away, but he's not gonna be back for two days because he had to go out of town for something. Like, can I leave his credit card here and then he can just come and get it? The one was like, oh, I don't know. Let me go talk to my manager.

And then I was like, okay, then she goes into the back room and talks to her manager, and then she comes back out with this piece of paper. And she's like, yeah, we can hold on to it. Whenever your friend comes by, tell him to say this password. It's like a six digit long number. And we'll retrieve his credit card for him. I know, that sounds safer.

I'm happy that that's there. I was like, it's got his name on it. Yeah. He's good. That seems very unnecessary. Yes, I took a photo of it and I texted him and I was like, you might need this to get your credit card. I don't know who it seems a little crazy. I really dumb question when it comes to like fraudulent credit card stuff. If you wanted to buy something really expensive, why can't you just like buy it and then call and say like my credit card was stolen? You could, but that's for how to ethically wrong.

It is like saying, why can't I commit fraud? You can add, I mean, why can't I arrest it? Why can't I stab someone? I mean, you can't fill your food. You just have to deal with the consequences. No, that's the thing, because you could totally do that. There was one time when I ordered like some pretty big products from Amazon and then they came, but they never were delivered to my house like for some reason it was delivered somewhere else. And I called them and complained. They

sent me another one and then eventually like three days later, the first one showed up and I was like, great. Now I have two of these, but I was thinking about it. I was like, yeah, it would be very simple. They're just said you kept both. Well, because yeah, they were like, I called them like, do you want me to return it? They're like, no, I guess more hassles than it's worth. I'm like, I don't need two of these. I don't remember what it was, but it was super unnecessary. But, yeah, that's happened to me before too.

And it's crazy me at that. That's their response. Like, oh, just keep it. What? Well, it's not like they don't have stuff. They don't have to deal with it. Because Amazon does that thing now with the actually, like the Cumbier house, get it to deliver it back.

They make it too easy. And it's like, no, just keep it. It's on you. When it was a coffee maker, I mean, I don't need two coffee makers. But I feel like if you did do that deliberately, that would be fraud, right? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One time, but once or twice, you know, it's like just dabble with it. The way they do it, it's like a crate of dildos. Yeah. Only so many holes. One time I ordered a bottle of shampoo from Amazon.

I buy everything from Amazon. And it showed up and I was like, this is a big box. And I opened it and it was like a crate of shampoo. That's great. See that's a cause of the bad. It was like the same barcode on the outside of the box is on the individual unit. Like the same thing I contacted, I was like,

Hey, you sent me 24 of these instead of one. What should I do with these? Look at it. You're probably gonna die before you get through. I was like, I want a sent me 24 of these instead of one. What should I do with these? Look at it, just keep it. You're probably gonna die before you get through. I was like, a lot of shrimp food. You were gonna look good. Yeah, makes sense. I don't know what to do with all of this.

But yeah, everyone's been going crazy with a screen of Amazon with that, like the speculation about their second headquarters. And where's it gonna be? And I was looking it up, I guess like the deadline for cities to submit proposals to Amazon ended this past Thursday. So I looked it up, I guess like the deadline for cities to submit proposals to Amazon ended this past Thursday. So I looked it up and apparently, or is it, 238 cities submitted proposals to Amazon.

I'm sure. They want that money, man. They said that they wanted a metro area of at least a million people. There are not 238 cities in the United States with at least a million people. Does it not submit though? They got a truck. I feel like there is. No, I think there's only like 20. Wow. How many does Austin have?

Austin's over a million, right? Austin proper, I think, is it about a million, but if you count like the greater, like round rock and everything, it's a two million. Interesting. So people want it because they want the jobs in that. Right, it's like 50,000 jobs. Even though put all the local businesses out of business,

probably how many people live in the neighborhood? It's not gonna be like store. Not a scientist. Well, if people can get very fast delivery, they'll probably shop there with ease as opposed to like, it's more like a headquarters. It's not no warehouse. Right, they already have a warehouse like in San Marcos.

Okay. This is just like headquarters, like corporate stuff. Okay. Oh. Yeah, headquarters, like corporate stuff. Okay. Yeah. So people are going crazy. And there's, I keep seeing like speculation that Austin's high on the list, but I can't imagine that we would ever get that. Well, so the thing with it, and this is a lot, I don't know how interesting this is, but there's a lot of behind the scene stuff. Well, Amazon's looking to get into video games really heavy. Like they have Twitch. So they own that, but in terms of, I want to develop games. I've heard a lot of rumors

that I'm buying big development studios. Don't they already do some development? They do their own stuff. But like I've heard rumors that I'm buying like a bigger group, like, I mean, not Ubisoft, but something like a Ubisoft where they can just kind of come in and then own that whole vertical. What else does Amazon own other than Twitch? I don't know. Audible?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Audible? Yeah, yeah. I don't know, like all the other smaller companies. It just seems like a weird match. How long till they start making cars? Not long. I imagine. 10 years. Seems like every tech company's trying to make

a self-driving car at this point. One of them is gonna get it and the rest of them is gonna be like, fuck. What would you rather get a self self driving car from Apple or Windows? That's not even a question. Like Apple, you could trust it. Windows is just like, okay, but customizable. You're going to get a fucking software update on your car. My car can't go to the speed limit anymore. Ever since I've felt car with 11 on it. My car's blue screening. But. It's like, damn it. My car crashed. Oh, no, I know., I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Do you not use it? Yeah, hold the time. More like I think it's terrible. Didn't they...

So convenient. Wasn't there like an Amazon grocery store that was opening up or something where you just like walk out and walk out? But then now it's whole foods. Oh, you know what I mean? Groceries are like retail store. There is in Seattle. There's an Amazon store in Seattle.

I thought it was for a grocery store. I think they had one in New York, like in Manhattan. It's like you basically like log in when you walk in by some type of card and then you just pick up whatever you want and walk out. It's just hard to see. I remember there's a proof of concept video for that on YouTube years ago. There was like, there was like that existence,

I don't know. There was a commercial for that in the 90s. I think it was like, I think it was like an AT&T commercial. It's like some kid. Oh, they totally protected it. He looks like he's stopped looking. Yeah, like putting all stuff in his jacket, security guard stops him at the door

and is like, you forgot your receipt. And like hands him a receipt. Because like in the future, you won't have to stop at cash registers. And they're not far off. But you still need to receipt. Yeah. He doesn't get emailed through.

We're still killing trees. Yeah, I mean, they had a lot of those weird, 18 had a lot of those weird prophetic. Mm-hmm. They predicted a lot of stuff. Commercials. But the lot of those weird prophetic. They could get a lot of stuff. Commercials, yeah, but the weirdest one was like, the facts machine on the beach, like soon you'll be able to get a facts anywhere.

So, okay, you're not quite that way. Yeah, the funniest thing was I rewatched Blade Runner, the final cut, like before I saw it, 2049, and you see him at one point do a video call where he goes to a pay phone to do a video call. And the idea of that is like almost guys, although, but no one's gonna go somewhere publicly to do a video call with someone like. Yeah, ridiculous.

It's also like that in 2001, a space agency when they get to the space station. It's like the phone booth and hold on. I gotta call my family. It's got the fucking big logo on it. It's so funny. Walking. How do you guys even make calls anymore? Huh?

How often do you make calls? Oh, it's rare. Yeah. I see, I do the business. I'm a weird part of the dying breed where it's like, it's a lot of business calls, but then also, I just enjoy talking to my friends on the phone. Like, that's how I catch up with people.

But what, I'm not good at texting. And I've got these bad things. What are these bad things? While you're on the phone with them, are they just sat there being on the phone? I mean, I can imagine what they're doing over there, but they talk to me too. I just feel like, like, I feel I don't talk, I don't talk to Meg that much on the phone. I mean, I can imagine what they're doing over there, but they talk to me too. I just feel like, I don't want to make that much on the phone

because chances are that there's not a time where we're both ready to talk on the phone. I'll be busy, one of us will be doing something. You guys are just both busy people. Yeah, it's just easy to text because it's like get to it when you get to it. That's why I like to get more focus and not like, oh, sorry, I'm trying to write any now.

But you guys talk on the phone when you first were dating, when you lived in different cities. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's the thing. I guess that's for me. I was in a long relationship for a while. That was a lot of vocals. Yeah And then I guess I just stuck with me. I just I just did with facts is special to be yeah Chill times. Tell it to someone. Let me uh Let me cause if we talked about let me read this thing here I want to say thanks to Maltesers for sponsoring this episode of the RT podcast.

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And in the meanwhile, Tim and I are going to try to erase a couple of Maltesers. I've been practicing all day for this Okay, okay, why don't we get to play you can play if you want I said what is this? It's the multisers. It's our it's our official multisers race track. Who built this? Yeah, I walked in I Sad I made up I, this was someone's job. Someone went to work and meet this. We're adults.

I thought it'd be like a Lego thing, but it's. I know. This is not one of the things that people thought the future was going to look like. Choose your weapon. You get multisers or multisers. You got to find the one that has the right shape. This one's the winner.

Yes, one that's the winner's picture. Oh, has the right right shape this one so we're yes, you guys Oh shit, so see his has a white flag that means his comes out there I like how do you win? Oh god Did we test this before see just she gave it? Oh? Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's winning. Tim's winning. Oh, yeah, yeah, suck it. There you go. Tim is the big. She don't give a little look there. Suck it and then chew it.

Does matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Let's put my winning's winning mouth at the bottom of that. No, I try that. No, yeah, see if you can catch it in your gullet. Make sure it's not rigged. Oh, kept going or did it You'll fuck me

Maybe you're just not good at malt easier's Gus All right, I think it was just maybe the angle is thanks malt users for making a fool of me Good out of here. I don't want to see that anymore. Fucking my disappointment. Can we keep them all teazers though? Yeah. Excellent. Well, and our purple. Well, it's not the run out. I call it purple.

Not the movie. So, you see the new Blade Runner then? I guess if you rewatch the old one. Yes, I did. Everyone here seen it? Righty. Yeah. I thought it was pretty.

I really like that movie. I can't imagine recommending that movie to anybody. It's hard, you need to know them. And you need to make sure that they know what they're getting in. Right, did you really like Blade Runner? Yes, you'll love this movie. Yeah, but I actually think this one, you can watch without the first one, and it is a way better experience.

Yeah, but it's definitely a noir detective story where it's this long investigation, figuring out what's going on. And then like, I don't know, like some stuff that you expect to happen early in the movie doesn't happen until really late in the movie and you're like, holy fuck, I've been in this there two hours and it's still hasn't happened. I thought female character, the bad one was really good. She was mean. Yeah, she was really mean. Yeah, what was she in? She looked really good. She was mean. Yeah, that's perfect. She was really mean. Yeah.

What was she in? She looked really familiar. I don't know. What's her name? I'm looking it up. I haven't seen it. I've also seen the original. You should watch it.

What have you seen? It's quite the commitment. Literally nothing. To watch both. Yeah, I think the new one is over two and a half hours long. Yeah, it was very long. I was enthralled on entire time though. It's, I say it's one of the best movie sequels of all time

But you need to know what you're going in for because it's like it is it's very cerebral Yeah, yeah, and I'm one of them dumb kids so Usually hard to keep up with some of that stuff But no, I feel like this movie did a really good job of explaining the plot for what it was But then also having a lot to think about so it there's kind of a little something there for everybody. I enjoy it. I thought it was also good. It was good.

That is Tim Getty's. Oh yeah. Did we get a proper shirt on Rcd.com slash store? Should do it. I thought it was store to Rcd. They'll come. Do we change it? It's both.

They're both your elsewhere. I can't find her. Someone tell me what her name is. Is anyone excited about new Mario game change it? It's both. Oh, is it? All right. All right. They're both both URLs work. I can't find her. Someone tell me what her name is. Is anyone excited about new Mario game coming out? On the Switch? Yeah. I am now because I got a Switch. Hell yeah, right. Oh, you know, you know, I did.

Well, we talked about, we talked about it on the podcast, on the Monday before we were going RTX. And during the podcast, I looked it up on Amazon and it's like, oh, you can get two day shipping on this. And it's like, oh, it'll get here by Wednesday, which is the day I leave. It's like, okay, my flight's not till 6 p.m.

Chances are it'll come before that, right? Had to leave for the airport at like four o'clock, still wasn't here. I guess it had a notification on my phone that it arrived at 4.30. No! No! That is horrible.

So what's going on in the flight? I read a book. I'm trying to do that more now. I'm trying to read for fun, because I never did that in high school. You never read a book in high school? Not for fun, because there was a lot of like book reports I had to do or reading for school.

And so it took all the enjoyment of reading out of it for me. Have you read it? No. If you liked the movie, you should read it. It's available in book form. Yes, it is available in book form. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And the every family on the beach quite, quite quite different. Yeah, I won't spoil it for you. Okay, but it's some shit. I've been a I feel a lot of StarGy Valley. Stardew Valley. I downloaded that game. I can't even do it, man.

I'm like, I can't turn this thing on it'll take over my life I love that though because I deliberately decided because I've been traveling a lot been Did you just been all over the place been really tired not feeling creative? So I just decided this weekend to do nothing. I saw your tweets about it. I'm farming this weekend I'm farming. Oh God my farm doesn't suck anymore. It's getting good. Hey You got a radio coming out my anus God, my farm doesn't suck anymore, it's getting good. Hey, you got a radium coming out my anus. Hmm, we're talking about that.

It's weird that you were doing nothing, but yet still flaked on us for drinks on Sunday night. Well, I was doing nothing. Grinks is something. That's true. Also, at Sunday night, it was late and to be fair, turn, he just landed in. Oh, I did not.

So I was like, gotta go there, and then my phone died on the way. So I couldn't even tell you I wasn't good. Okay, fair enough. I didn't know I didn't realize she was coming back that night. We thought she was coming back on the morning. Yeah, I have to make the most of every single hour we can spend together at the next hour. Do you have a switch to guys? Yes. So has the switch not changed your lives in terms of change my flying? Because that's my thing is like for the amount that I played with. I played golf story the entire time flying to and from RTX London. That's a bit nice. Oh yeah. I was

trying to get I was trying to get to do that before I jump on a stardustard. I've played Stardustard. I'll leave it before. We might have to skip Stardust in a straight to Mario there. Yeah, I got to play that on stage at a RTX London. Is it fun? Yeah. What kind of it? How long do they expect it to take to beat that game? I don't know. It's

very long. There's a lot. It's Zelda-like. How long did Zelda take? Because I just downloaded that too. Zelda, I mean, to complete just the main quest is 20 to 30 hours, but then to do everything, it could take a long time, because there's so much coaxies and all this. A lot of psychotic.

120 shrines and all that. I rumors put Mario at about 500 something moons to get. Damn. Jesus. So it's gonna be a lot. Yeah, I always felt like 120 stars was a lot to get in Yeah, you get moons a lot faster though. Yeah, yeah It's the future I'm gonna play that game stick. I saw the

The lamest complaint about Stardew Valley on the switch earlier by the who is this real fast on Twitter Daniel Arvison at B tornado said that it's Sylvia Hoax who plays the female replicate in Blade Runner. No idea who that is Yeah, I don't recognize. I don't think I've seen any of her other movies, so I don't know. Anyway, I saw the dumbest complaint about Stardew Valley on the switch earlier. I think it might have been an article on Polygon, I don't remember, but someone was complaining that when you play Stardew Valley on the Switch, you don't play it the same as you do on PC or Xbox

because like PC and Xbox, you save your game by going to sleep at night and the Switch, you can just like hit that spin button so you can stop in the middle of an activity. So you don't have like the same rhythm to your gameplay as you do on those other platforms. And I was like, if that really bothers you, I don't know. You got to.

You're really looking for something to complain about. Those people that have played Stardew on multiple platforms and invested on their farm. So it's like, they notice these little changes. That's whole shit. You can just look in your inventory and just close your laptop. Or do what? You can just pause. Well, what if close your laptop or do what you can just pause

what if you're not on a laptop your desktop. Just look at your inventory and then minimize it. Is that not work? I don't know. Actually, it's telling me that Stardew Valley is kind of like very sims-esque where you could just kind of like relax and play it. Yeah sure. And she was telling me as if it's like a negative to that game, but I was like that's what I look for in game. Something I could just kind of turn my brain off and play. Yeah, I just, I hate the festivals. I hate when I have a plan for my next day, so I'm gonna get all this shit done.

And it's like, nah, that's setting up the festival, so you can look for eggs. So I have a shit to have these over episode of an anime. Yeah, look, there's like a lot of things happening there. It's always the festival. I also hate school parties. That the store is closed on Wednesdays. Oh, shit, I gotta go get mother fuck it's closed.

It's like Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. Yeah, I hate the Wednesdays. Are you closing the middle of the week, Pierre? Man. Yes, that's his name. What's the call? Fucking Pierre. Fucking Pierre.

It's a kind of like, it was like an animal crossing. Yes. It's very similar. I remember there's a character in that called Bobra, which everyone tweeted at me every time they would encounter her. It was a very proud moment. There's an Nintendo direct in two days for the Animal Crossing mobile. Finally, we were supposed to get this last year. That's going to be a game changer for people.

I'm waiting for the switch. I don't want to play it on my fucking phone. Here's the thing, what you're missing here is the fact that everybody has a phone. So Animal Crossing is one of those accessible games that everyone can play. I've also got a switch. But that's the thing, they're gonna get them hooked and the Animal Crossing is gonna continue to be one

of the best ones. They've already put it on the GameCube, they've already put it on Gameboys, the DS. They're telling man, it's coming. They've already had a chance to introduce it to millions of people. They've put it on the fucking platform we all want. I don't want it on my phone.

They're already selling out of all the switches. So they're like, we're good. We don't need to give the people what they want yet. They're teasing the whole thing. I don't agree with it, but it's just what they're doing. Do not agree with it. A lot of people have been asking me for my opinion on their new Xbox dashboard update.

Why? Because everyone hates it. Because you complain about Xbox all the time. I do. I think it's better. I think it's better than the last one. Yeah. Well, ads are like to say to everything.

That's not only issue with it. Like I feel like there's one more step to get into every menu you need to get in. Like what? We'll see an example. The problem I have, I can back you up here, is it doesn't show as many of my pins right away. So I have to go to like a pins tab.

Is it a scroll down and seeing all of my pins? And it's just one click, right? It doesn't matter. One click down is pins. Right, but it only shows like you top four. If you want to see the rest of your pins, you have to go to like a pins menu. I don't think that's true. Yeah.

Is it? It's totally true. Do you guys have hulu? Have you seen the new menu for that? No. It is fucking disgusting. Oh, you see what it's that? I don't know what drugs the person who did that.

It seems like a weird thing to complain about, the interface of something, but it's really like the most important thing. But it is like, if you're, I love the PlayStation 3. The cross media ball. Yeah, I think. RIP, man.

I love how quick it is to get to shit in that. Yeah, man. That thing was special. It's funny though, because everyone complains when they change it. But then you get used to it. And then you're like, oh, I love this thing. But that's just how it works, right?

Like as more technology comes out and they add more features and how every app is like, the fact that Uber now you can get food from it, it's like, it's just nuts that everything always needs to be in one hand. I really do too. Like Donald's. Yeah. Like that's a thing. They get a Big Mac delivered to me.

He is what's happening. He is what should happen, like that's a thing. They get a Big Mac delivered to me. He has what? I'm gonna have to say. Here's what should happen, right, with the dice. You can get a Big Mac fax to you on the beat. That's a fact. It's still fun. Is that gonna be the title of this podcast? But when you load up your Xbox, all you can do, you can use the bumpers,

you can use the stick, you can use the A button pretty much. Why don't they instead of having these tabs at the top, just have a map, like map each button to a different area? Because people are stupid. That's a humor thing to say. If it was like turn on the Xbox, why goes to games? Be goes to apps, X goes to the store.

Share like that, make it much faster. It gets to the mouth. So many people use these systems as media devices. It could be a shortcut. It could be a shortcut. Yeah, you don't have to have the only way. But it's like make it as fast as possible to play a game. The fact that you apparently have to go down

to your pins, then go into your pins. I got fine. I got so annoyed, I was trying to watch a movie trailer on YouTube on my Xbox the other day, right? It's like, okay, I go into my pins and it's like, fuck, it's not my top four, I gotta go to this other thing, launch YouTube,

it like sat there for ever. And it only gives you four top six. Maybe it might be five or six, I might be exaggerating, but it's not all of them. And I just sat there like spinning. I was like, I haven't even started my search yet. It won't even open. It's like, I just switched it and put it to my Apple TV

and then talked to my remote and I was like, playing me the back black path of trailer. And it's gonna go, it's like, why the fuck is it at that fast? That's exactly what I want. It's all that interface. I'm not saying Apple's great about that either. I actually, I mean, that's one of the big reasons

I'm sticking with Apple in terms of iPhones and stuff like that and everything in their system is because their interfaces are so clean and easy to understand. I don't know. That's what they put a lot of time and focus into. But then when they change something, I mean, I tried using the podcasts app. It is garbage. Garbage.

Shit. I know you got to use other podcasts. Nonsense. Oh, uh, speaking of which I want to talk about trying to get our podcasts on a Spotify. But before I get to that, um, who is this on Twitter? The great Fusilli at Toka Tactics asked, I wonder who the RT podcast crew chooses to marry and start you Valley. Hmm. You get married people and start you Valley.

Yes. That's like one whole side of the game I don't even touch. Really? I go in the minds of my farm. I ignore every other person. What was the store's guy's name? Pierre. Pierre.

He's already married. We're gonna have to fight for Pierre. I actually, I hear they're on the rock. I normally romance Pierre's daughter Abigail, the purple haired one. What is this game? I think it'd be. It's. So you can't break up marriage isn't this game? I think it'll be... You can't break up marriages in that game. I don't think so.

Can you marry people with the same sex? Yes. Excellent. That's what my favorite thing to do in Skyrim and everything like that. No, yeah, do whatever. And then you have to find presence to give to the different villagers or the different presence.

Do you have the same kid too real, man? What's what I'm saying you have to know like, oh, this person likes this, this person doesn't like that. I got it. Oh, you have to remember when the birth date is. Facebook. Jesus, that feels like that real life.

Yeah. I got a slime hutch. What is the point of that thing? I don't know what that is. Can you race slime? You just make slimes and they make slime little balls and balls of slime come out and you can compress them into eggs and make slimes and they make slime little balls and balls of slime come out and you can compress them

into eggs and raise slimes. And I did it and I was like, I don't know why, what is the point? Is it just so I can kill slimes? I don't know. There's so much to that game that I've played it quite a bit that I still don't realize. Like, since it came out in the switch,

I was reading like a beginner's guide just to see what was different. And it was like, don't forget to check the weather on TV every day. You can check the weather on TV. Yeah. I was like, you can check the weather on TV. Yeah. I had no idea. I was like, I was like an idiot just every day.

Like, oh, it's raining today. I didn't know that you could flavor your honey by putting a flower near the bee hunting. Didn't know that either. Do you have the galaxy sword? No. The top is wicked. It's a good sword.

So like, there's so much, it's not just farming. There's also a mine you can explore and have like combat. It's funny because I've heard about this game. I know nothing about it. I'm really excited. It's a good sword. So like, there's so much, it's not just farming. There's also a mine you can explore and have like combat. It's funny because I've heard about this game. I know nothing about it. I'm really excited to play it. I was talking to you guys. I was in an Uber recently with Dan and I was describing it to him to get him into it.

And the Uber driver, when we were getting out, he was like, you've got to tell me the name of this game you're talking about. I want to play it. Yeah. Make it sound good. I'm being told that slime hutschers are garbage. You can just go into the mind and mind slime. Yeah, that's what.

Yeah. So what am I like? Yeah, I don't know. What's golf story? Golf story is an RPG where instead of battling, you play golf against people. It's very similar to Mario Golf, something like a white color.

It's trying to figure out the key. I mean, it's kind of like Pokemon, but without the monsters. So it's like instead of collecting monsters and battling. I would play that. What's up? Playing Pokemon without any of the, I don't know, you're going instead of monsters. You're playing golf.

And it's kind of, it's very anime. It's very over the top. All the people you face off against are like, I'm the best in the city. You know, it's like that type of thing. Very over the top. Yeah, I love that. It's great. And it's like nice little retro aesthetic. Very over the top. Yeah, I love that. It's great.

And it's like nice little retro aesthetic. Yeah. How much is it like a big full game? Or is it like a $15 dollar title? It's kind of like a breakout hit. Yeah. It's worth, I think I put 17 hours into that game before I finished it.

I got to the end of the story, I should say. Still playing Mario Kart? Is that still a thing? I'll never stop playing Mario Kart. But I mean, it's a little over now. I know, but I feel like I was missing out on it so much now that I actually have a switch. I'm like, I'm like, I feel like I was missing out on it so much now that I actually have a switch. I'm like, and it was a while that when it came out in the switch that we would, all of us were playing every night. Every night, well, I felt like I was missing out on it.

Who's the best here? Miles is tremendous. Of course. Michael's pretty good. I win some. Gavin's pretty good too. Yeah, mine. Those are the three you walked out too. I like the levels tremendous, really good.

What was you say about Michael? I say it was really good. And that was all right. All right. Oh, I was going to mention trying to get the fucking RT podcast on a Spotify. So people are always asking like, can you put the RST podcast on Spotify? I want to get a Spotify. It's like fine. I'm going to look into this.

So someone tweeted me, so I replied, adding Spotify as well. I would love to get all of the received podcasts on a Spotify. How do we do this? So then Spotify replies, oh, send an email to this email address. To get it on, I was like, OK, cool. Send an email to that address. Want to get my podcast on Spotify? What do I do?

They reply, oh, no, you don't want to contact us. You want to contact this other email address. Okay. Fun. Contact the new email address, like, want to get my podcast on Spotify. What do I do? They're like, oh, no, I've actually these other people.

Okay. I'll give it up. Contact them. Like, want to get my podcast on Spotify? What do I do? They're like, oh, okay, just click on this link and, you know, submit this form. I'll say, cool.

Click on the link. It's like, it's just a Google form. Yeah. What's just a Google form. It's like, what's your podcast name? What's your startup value? Just sidequests. What's your startup value? Description.

I was like, okay, so I filled it out and submitted it. There's no confirmation. I just submitted it to a black hole. Well, it's all like waiting. So for everyone who's asking for it on Spotify, I wanted it there too. It just felt like you just made a document and put it on someone's Google.

Right. Maybe some of us see it. Yeah, we went through the same problem and we found out that it's a weird back end thing So unless you use lips in as your back end. I don't think you're gonna get on What do we use it back end like we use soundcloud and they don't just do Oh, you do then you should be good. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, Patrick just slapped me that he submitted that for me ago So yeah, I mean do it like a show, show, show, and adoption, do it every week. I'm on to reply.

God damn. You can't have everyone at this company submit it. We're just have 300 requests at once. I mean, yeah, I don't know what to do. Not like it's not a popular podcast. I don't know. Yeah, if you got an art on it, then I just don't understand what they're thinking.

I wonder how many people actually listen to podcasts on Spotify? There's a lot of people. I didn't even know there was a lot of podcasts on Spotify. People ask about it all the time. Yeah, I got a lot of requests for it. And what really spurred me thinking about it was how garbage the podcast app is on iOS 11.

It's like, we gotta keep going to where people are listening to podcasts, because it's fucking bullshit garbage. Bullshit, it doesn't work. It's been broken. I think it's fucking bullshit garbage. Bullshit. It doesn't work. It's been broken. I think since like iOS 7 and like I think since the one where they were like, Oh, now everything's like now software is aligned with hardware. It was a clean look.

Yeah, but that's not works. And I mean, it's crazy to think about because I mean, like Apple and podcasts and the iPod were all, I mean, iPod, you know, it's all synonymous. And then now we're at this point where the podcast were just such an afterthought to them. It's nuts. It's the same with a lot of that pro apps that are on the on Mac.

Like they update the iMovie for the new video support for the iPhone and didn't update Final Cut. I feel like it's the way. It's the Dober's world now. Yeah, that's so stupid. I love, I use iMovie to edit the Barbara vlogs. Because it's such a piece of shit. Do you still make this?

Yes, I didn't do the one last month because I didn't film anything exciting. So it would have been like a three minute vlog. Wait, so you didn't come up with anything in a whole month? Yeah, I was very busy. It was a lot of travel. I was also filming Blood Fest all month. So it's like they can't really release anything from that. But I have a lot for this month, a lot of travel. RTX London, Rome, and New York Comic-Con,

like all that shit, so there's a lot. Why did so many people decide to go to Italy? I don't know, it's so much fun of people and they all went at the same time, but not together. Well, I think some of us were trying to get it to go to Spain, but then... Spain was closed. There's some shit happening there that it was Sunday

It's only it's only in part of Spain only only part. Yeah, I know But like I've I haven't really been anywhere in Europe So I was cool with anything but for some reason me and Bethany wanted to try Rome One in Rome. Yeah, one in how so how was RTX London like you guys feel like it was a success How was it for you because that feels like that's like a weird homecoming fun thing. It was great, I loved it. Yeah, it felt extra special. Do you feel like extra love to there? Because it's your people?

Did you have any friends that you grew up with or like anybody, like from your pre-America days, go on and see you? No. I also didn't tell anyone that. I didn't tell my family. It didn't make me realize too how you've given me a very bad perception of British people.

To me, I'm like, oh, everyone's gonna be an asshole, everyone's gonna be... What you're saying is, what have I done to you that's so bad? You literally, before every podcast, call me a cunt and like, it's suck and then I'm not funny. What you see on camera is not what I'm talking about. I'm kidding all the time, you know what I'm joking. I know. But you know, I do actually do that right before the podcast starts. Like, I really wish you weren't on this podcast cover.

And then it like comes onto the intro. I do stuff like all the time. But I find that to be hilarious. It's pretty funny. But that being said, that's how I thought everyone was gonna be. And people, they're so lovely. They're the nicest people.

For the friendly people. We did. They have the nicest people. They're the friendly people. They have the cue for everything. Ooh, that's cute. Oh, nice. We did a podcast panel there, and I was quizzing Gavin about putting milk in teaks. I'd never done it before. And so you gave it a go, right?

So I gave it a go. When we were flying out, I stopped at Heathrow, and I tweeted Gavin a photo, and I learned British people never do that because every other British person criticizes the way you put your milk in your tea. It was a, there was a big debate on like what order to do it in.

I learned there's a big order, big debate about the order and a big debate about how much. Yeah, I'm always a tea bag in, water in, let it sit for a bit, put the milk in, and at that point you can, if you put too much milk in Just give the tea bag a bit bit of a waggle get more tea up in there and then pull it out see So mad that the tea bag was still in that photo. I tweeted to you. Oh, I always like you Ruin did take the tea bag out and put the milk in see there

There are see now that could use more milk and also more tea. It just looks like slightly pissy water actually. It looks like you've just done the bag in and immediately taken a photo. No, I guarantee you that's not what I've been. That doesn't look like a good cup of tea. It was pretty good. It was good. I had to put a little splash of more milk on that.

I learned. I'm learning. We should do a poll to see the perfect way to make a cup of tea. Yeah. Because a lot of some people, some weirdos do milk first. That doesn't make any sense to me. Don't say that out loud. People will be mad.

I don't put any milk. Well, you're Canadian. I just like the flake. I feel like I taste the flavor of the tea better without anything in it. It was good. You should give it a shot. Do you put sugar in it? No.

Although I don't put cream or sugar in my coffee either. Just black. I'm a pure person just black It's pretty uh, which like in every other country ordering a black coffee is never the same as it is in America No, I'm gonna the place that Ben has been Australia when I'm with you guys like flat white or I was very confused about the whole Black long white long white long white because I'm like I'm the I'm that dude that goes to Starbucks I'm like just give me a trend to ice coffee black No sweetener. I don't know long black every Starbucks. I'm like, just give me a trend to ice coffee, black, no sweetener.

I don't have a long black every time. Yeah, there you go. Did you ever try to order a coffee bean? I'm just gonna chew on it for a bit. Yeah, I need it. Did you ever try to order an iced coffee in Australia? I did, immediately. They are so confused, aren't they?

They put ice cream in it. Right, if they try to make you an iced coffee in Australia, they'll put vanilla ice cream in coffee. If it was a semi-favorite small frappuccino. Like, is everything they have there is like, so tiny? They're like, what do we have this cold? It's like ice. And Italy, you have to order an Americano, essentially,

if you want like a black coffee. Because if you say coffee, they give you espresso. Yeah. Which isn't a bad thing, because everything there is delicious, but. I don't have taste though. Yeah. I love it, man. I don't have taste though. Yeah. I love it, man.

I like a lot of Europe. Me fai in the Americano. Grazie. Is it good? I asked you to tell you. I asked you before I went to Italy. I was like, what are some... What are the key terms?

What are some Italian words? Oh no. Aren't you Italian? Capuchina. They own it. Very good. Ciao. Let me read this thing right here. Like aren't you Italian? Capuchina, they own it.

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Yeah. You know, I feel like sometimes he just starts the ad read and get lost in his own head about what he's actually talking about and then it ends. I'm like, we need to redo that because you're not even talking about the product. You went up for five minutes talking about it. Nothing shoes. What are you going to eat a shoe? And it's like, what are you talking about? This is for socks, fungus.

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ever. I don't remember the name of it right now, but it's this company in Russia where they have a private jet that you can rent to take Instagram photos in. You don't fly anywhere in this plane. You just go in it and it's set up as a photo studio so you can take social media photos of you in a private jet and then post them online. Shut it down. That's it.

We're done. The race is done. We need to live on this planet. That's in Russia. Yeah. It's Russia like known for its Instagram models. So apparently you can, it's a Gulfstream G 650 and you can, I just saw the price where was it.

It was, you get two hours of photos for $243 or video for $434. What's the video going to be for it? And they'll even do like your hair. Yeah, like the video is someone like running break the illusion. It just shows all the building with like a cloud on a stick just running by the windows like, oh, it's flying for real. And they show like some examples. Oh, there it is. You can like walk up to it and. It's clearly a guy who will they look. It's a guy who crashed his jet and he thought, instead of getting it repaired, I'm just gonna get money off it from a, just being parked.

That's so dumb. I don't know, I think it's smart. I think I wish I had had that idea. What, what is he's not like? You're gonna make a lot of money off of those people. All you gotta do is buy like a broken jet. It doesn't have to fucking fly. It doesn't have to be sort of,

it doesn't have to have wings. You just need this little part of it. There's an investment there. A broken jet still has to cost a lot of money. Right? We'll just keep it popped somewhere. Just to be there. We'll set it up.

I mean, it's fucking just keeping it in your bank yard. You don't need the whole jet. You just need this much. Part of it. You just print out pictures of clouds tape into the wind. Planning permission issue with having a jet in your backyard. Take the, take the engines off. I guess fine. So it's just a big metal tube. Right. That's all you need.

Why do you feel there can't be a big enough audience for this? You should stop paying a lot of money. I don't know. There's a lot of people who want to fire a festival. Hundred bucks. You're right. You're right. You'll pay for your Priya. That's different though. That's for an experience. You're right. Picture you'll Priya. That's different though. That's for an experience. This is to look like you're having an experience. I know people care about though, but that when not if you have to pay money for it. Right. I guess there is an audience, but how big is it for this to be a business?

Where is this looking? Russia. Yeah, I feel like this would do better in like L a Edward. Edward sent me a link to a story I've forgotten about. Like, you remember when Bowel got busted for not flying on a private jet? Oh, isn't that like a meme that people do like the Bowel experience or something? What's it called? The powwow. Like where people fake these like very extravagant, luxurious experiences. What did he do though?

He tweeted or he Instagrammed a photo of like a private jet saying, I'm flying in New York today and then someone saw it and then saw him on his flight. And then he got full of him in the commercial flight. Yeah, he's on my line. He's on that private jet, which is fine. There's, I mean, we all fly. But what's the name of it? But it's just weird to like put that image out there. And then like, like Mike, they hit movie. You just thought that normal, normal plane. I was in that. What was the cut up of that? Anyway, if anyone wants to go into business with me,

let's buy a jet, let's cut the engines off. Well, the jet's already been done. You gotta take it to the next level. Like, what can we do? What in Austin would people be like? How about a challenge? We should do like some kind of space thing, like space tourism.

Well, you know, it's all your capital. Things that can be fun. Yeah. If I wasn't in the capsule, what would you tweet? Just headin' up to space. Yeah. Go into space. We. I'm rockin' emoji.

I'm tag fun. I'm tag watch out, moon. I don't know that. I think I think it's great. I think it's smart. I love it. It's terrible, though. No, sir, I would never know that. I think it's great. I think it's smart. I love it. It's terrible, though. No, sir, I would never use that service, but I want to take those people's money.

Yeah, sure. Why not? No, I mean, there's definitely, there is, there's a business there because there's the cycle of, there's the, the people that are making money with their set jet that people can come to. Then there's the people paying the money to be there. They're making money for the post because they're sponsored by whatever the hell Hashtag influencers hashtag ad so it's like there is a cycle of a lot of people making money off of a very dumb idea

Yeah, just jump in there and get your slice. Yeah, get you some of that. Oh man. You're winning me over Yeah, it's a good idea. It's very small. Yeah, see everyone I want everyone over except Barbara. I still is still not I still don't get it I mean if you can afford to spend 200 bucks to take a picture on a private jet I want everyone over except Barbara. I still, I still not, I still don't get it. I mean, if you can afford to spend 200 bucks to take a picture on a private jet, surely you can just take a picture on a private jet. Who's flinging about that kind of money to take one picture? I think you get like a photo shoot,

like numerous pictures, and then you can pick like the best ones. And then they come by with a cart and they offer you sodas. Like how much does it cost to club together and rent a private jet? Or real one? There's like membership so you can get to like, I think like how much fill jet. Comprize pay for those fucking flights that he got that he had to step down for. I saw an Instagram on Instagram.

It was someone like Cara Delevino. Something was like, hey everyone should join this jet Thing where it's like you just fill a jet and I'm on a jet today like save my trip and all that stuff It's like you'd tweet into your followers like who in your following can Affords become a private jet member of this like who's who's doing that? I'm gonna look at our private. Who's that ad? Membership I don't even know what to look up Flex jet Flex jet. I don't know. I'm just looking at stuff. I hope that's the only thing that's got that private air travel solution.

So no, this is for like leasing. Oh wait, what is this jet card? How much private jet cost on Instagram? They're expensive. But like how expensive? I'm going to look it up. So someone pointed this out recently. They're like, don't I don't know why Rushi doesn't just buy a private jet with how much they traveled all these conventions? It's like, it's a lot of money. You can't make profit doing that. New York to LA to New York is $38,000. Oh my god. LA to London back to LA is $160,000. Thank you, Patrick. So here's what we're doing. The Gulfstream G50, we're sorry, which is the plane that these people are taking photos on. Manufactured by Gulf Stream, started being produced in 2008, first flight in 2009,

the unit cost, depending on which one you buy, is either 66 or 68 million dollars. Oh my God. Wow. Jetsma, I was very excited. Not a great thing that she was advertising. A lot of money. So yeah, very expensive. You wanna know why Rishji doesn't have one

That's where you go 70 million that doesn't even cost cover the cost of fuel maintenance pilots. Yeah, crew I'll fly it. Do you guys know it when it's ever flown a private jet flown in flown in one? No, like not actually No, I don't think so because Because I just can't imagine that life. It's just like an extra level of rich. I mean, there's people that we know kind of through Ristraty's like we kind of know Elijah Wood and he's like, he's on the private jet life. Because like, where's the line?

I just got, where's the line? Because the only person I know is a baseball player, 100 pants. I know him through my friend. And he has, he doesn't have his own private jet, but he's flown on private jets. So, he's explained the story, and I'm like, this sounds like just unnecessary. Yeah.

This service you were talking about, I looked it up. You can do a custom shuttle from Austin to LA for $8,000, a shared charter for $10,000, or a private charter for $18,000. What are the differences between all that? I don't understand. I think custom shoulders like an existing route that you just get on with other people. Oh, so if you actually like plan the route yourself, it's 18 grand.

Right. And you get it, dolled to yourself. And how many seats from that? Sea details. It does not say. Okay. Well, I mean, if you cram enough people onto that, I can see that becoming an option.

Luperative. Still, I mean, it's LA. That's LA. How many people you got to get on that flight? I think the most I've ever paid for Austin to LA was like 600 and something, but. And that's one way. That's key.

That's still rich people business. That's still rich people stuff. I assume most of Cardinal Vien's followers won't be signing up for immediately. I'm fine flying the way I do already. I'm not about that. Yeah. Unless she's just advertising to her rich and famous friends.

Hey, they want to look cool. Speaking of flying, I have a question. Why is the flight to London so much shorter than the flight back from London? Jetstream. Jetstream? I guess that makes sense. But it's like two hours. flight to London so much shorter than the flight back from London. Jets dream. Jets dream. I guess that makes sense. But I also like it in even in the US like flying from LA or San Francisco to Austin is faster than flying back in that direction.

Where it tastes in the ass. I've never noticed it. The winds. I guess it's like that. It's not that long of a flight because I noticed from the East Coast to San Francisco like New York to SF. There's like an extra hour and a half from Austin. I haven't really noticed that big of a flight, because I noticed from the East Coast to San Francisco, like New York to SF, there's like an extra hour and a half. From Austin, I haven't really noticed that big of a difference.

Yep. So it's like 20 minutes maybe. It's not like a key. Like you wouldn't notice, like you would round it down and be like, oh, it's a four hour flight. Yeah. The pilots need to just, like, so whenever a pilot is gonna get you there early,

they're always like bragging about it, like, yeah, we'll get you there 20 minutes early. And they always like bragging about it like, yeah, we'll get you there. 20 minutes early. And they're like, oh, there's no gate. Yeah. Like, why are you surprised? With air early, it's clearly I'm gonna be a gate. Like, oh, bummer, usually there's just an empty gate. 20 minutes early.

Oh, you're always gonna be there at the same time. You're never gonna be early. When I was flying to London for our takes, London was the same thing, we're like, we're gonna be there an hour early. And I was like, no, we're not. We're not, we're not, is you get there and it's like, there's no gate, so you circle.

Yeah, it's like, oh, okay. Now we're going to the land. And then just sit there. Then you land, it's like, okay, they take the long way. Fucking usually a Heathrow, it's so busy in the mornings because of all these international flights running at the same time that you don't even land and wait, you just have to just do

your laps of London. Well, did you see what happened to our flight on the way to London? No. I had to circle a little bit before it landed. I think it was Zach Fox from e-commerce, took us a picture of the flight pattern and it made the shape of a dick. Oh yeah, because it came out and probably did a couple of tests to go and then dicked around and left. That has to be on purpose, right? No. The pilot has to have done that

intentionally. No, the holding pattern is the balls and everyone's circles out there. And then when they go to land, they have to go out to the east and then turn around in the west. It's just the way that they're doing. Yeah, that's perfect. That's how they say it, too.

It's like, all right, now complete the charge. We need to hang out the ball. We need to hang out the ball. Is it a circumcised landing or something? You always have to do that, it's. But if you ever fly to Heathrow overnight, you will always do that every morning. Like, I've never gone back home and not done a couple of bollocks in a cock before putting it down.

Nobody ever just slides right into Heathrow. The anyone does her so great right now. Every airport has like a weird thing like that. Like when you fly to Sydney, you're also never early there. So the gin actually, in Sydney. to Sydney, you're also never early there. The gin actually in Sydney. That's why you're going down under. But the airport has a curfew where planes aren't allowed to land before a certain time. So you can never get there early. Like if you're early, like you, they slow down during the

trip so that they don't have to circle or they don't wait. Yeah. It's like every airport has like a weird thing. But the pilots have just well-arrivaled stuff. They just act like they don't have to circle or they don't wait. Yeah. It's like every airport has a weird thing. But the pilots have just well-revelled this stuff. They just act like they don't know. Like they'll just lie. They'll be like, I don't get you there early. Oh, I'll look what happened. Bama.

We tried. Sad our fault. Get it as a one-hand and sticking straight up and it's distracting me so. Oh, yeah. It's so distracting. Oh, man. I saw. Oh, come on. Little box did. Speaking of flying, I saw the most stupid lawsuit ever.

Who is it? This man is suing Sunwing airline. And I guess Sunwing airline had advertised a champagne service on their flight where you had like a free check bag, some free glass of champagne, a bunch of stuff. But he's suing them because it wasn't actually champagne that you get on the flight.

It's sparkling wine. It was from champagne. Right, it was not from champagne. In France. It was from champagne. Right, it was not from champagne. In France. It was from somewhere else. So he started a class action lawsuit and 1,600 people have joined this lawsuit. Oh, come on, I can find a way.

I love it. Because it's sparkling wine instead of champagne. Oh my God. How miserable they have to be with your life to be like, I'm gonna sue them. Yeah, because they don't have champagne. At least it wasn't like shardonnay. No one wants shardonnay.

Shardonnay is the Pepsi of ones. Everyone knows it. I'm starting beef. Do you know about what? Shardonnay. Do you know one? I just know I don't like shardonnay. What's wrong with shardonnay?

It's the Pepsi of one. What's wrong with me? What's wrong with Pepsi? What's wrong with Pepsi? No, I was wrong with shardonnay. That guy's not Pepsi spots shit, by the way. It's sweet, sweet. It has the, the, the, the, the, the, I don't know any of the things, but I know I just smell it

I don't like this and it's bad and I've never met someone that is a shardin a enthusiast I know people that are big I'm a soft blogger. I'm just throwing around terms. I don't know the fuck I'm talking about No, you sound good. I do know that shardin a is no one's does anyone here like shardin a Oh one person. Oh, we got mr. Cool guy over here. Maybe do you like Pepsi too? Oh? Hey Pepsi, no, no Better not Does anyone like Pepsi? We're a cult family here at Rooster Teeth Yeah, Ryan alone is is half of our Diet Coke consumption.

He's gonna have a heart attack someday from all the Diet Coke you drink. Why would I give him a heart attack? It's just not good for your body. That's what I'm throwing out all the words I know today. Does that affect your heart? It affects everything. No, it affects it.

I know it affects your belly fat. That's what it pertains to? I don't know. Aspartains to? Oh, damn. Why do you say that so quietly? Be proud. Yeah, that was, you should be proud. Oh my god. Yeah, let me, let me read this thing. I wonder why everyone in this episode of the podcast

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it's showering. Figure out what I'm wearing, figure out how obnoxious my outfit can be that day. And then the hair, the hair's probably only three minutes. That's why I look forward to the most with kind of funny live is to see what you're gonna wear. I appreciate that. A lot of thought gets put into that.

Did you give it a bad old trim every morning? No, not every morning. I'm not that, manly. I don't got that much of like a bush going on. So I just need a nice little trim. Trim Tuesdays is what I call them. So every Tuesday I trim. I normally trim if I know I'm gonna be on camera that day if I'm filming something.

Just that way if we have to re-film for like continuity. Like I know I trim that day. That sounds like a gusting to do. I appreciate you doing it again. I feel like that's not true. It became true because of the time that it wasn't true when we filmed that thing. Like there was a time when I didn't use to do that. And I shaved my beard off

and we had to do pickups on that one short we filmed together. And then I showed up without a beard and I was like, I had a beard film. Oh, you man, I feel like painted on it. They had to take mascara and paint a beard on me. My god, that's amazing. If you watch back that short,

it's so obvious you got mascara all over your face. I'll see it now. Cause I wanna see a screenshot. I know, which, what was the call? It was the one where you had the Post-it notes. It was the reunion chart, wasn't it? No, mixed messages. I don't know. It's where you and I are in the conference room at 636

and you showed me all the Post-it notes. Like someone's so called and it's so- It was the big reunion one. The big reunion one. Was it, I think? It's like, after a while, not making shorts that is the one that came back, I think. You have had your beard in a lot of different shorts.

I liked the short about your beard. Yeah. Where it went away. Oh, Bernie stole it. That was good. It's funny. Well, for a long time people would ask, like, how did you film that?

How did you do it? It's like, we just did it back. We were first to film their scenes backwards and the learning went forwards. That's it. It was easy. Movie magic. Don't ruin it.

Say it was an actual trick. Yeah, I came spontaneously to control my beard. The worst was having my eyebrows covered up because he steals them at the end. And Bernie tried to convince me for a little while to keep my eyebrow. I'm not shaving my eyebrows. How much would you do that for? It only takes a couple of months to grow them back. They don't think they ever... Give it a couple months without eyebrows? Like like I'm really like a key thing to being they really frame the top of the face Yeah, but like it's like it's like without them

It's like the lid is open on the top of your face. Yeah, well you just look surprised all the time I derived my power for my eyebrows to I would say I would save mine for how much? Extra life million dollars, but I know If you can't have eyebrows the Ooh, extra life. Million dollars, but. Million dollars, but. If you ask. You can't have eyebrows the rest of your life. Who wouldn't do that? Oh, the rest of your life. Yeah.

Can you show us? I would do that. For million dollars? Just glue them on, glue on different ones. Or just tattoo them on. Oh shit. See, that's a business thing. And then I can put them like funny angles like, man,

I'm surprised today. Well, like I'm super angry with this. That was actually a thing in the Bay Area. I don't know if it was a good one. But in high school, a lot of girls would shave their eyebrows off entirely. And then they'll hardly sharp you them on. Yeah, I feel like that was sharpie. Like a 90s thing, wasn't it?

Maybe. My grandmother would shave her eyebrows and draw them on with makeup every morning. I remember also the people would do like they would shave like lines into their eyebrows. People were so cool, you know. Did you see, I've just seen that new makeup trend that's like the squiggly eyebrows? Yeah. Is that someone also explaining this to me and why it happened? I'll just squiggle the eyebrows. You would? So how much for you to get rid of both eyebrows? Just to shave them? Both is worse or is better than one. At least you could show some emotion though with one.

I think I looked it out. I think it takes like six months for the integral back. Six. Yeah. That's a really long time. I'll do it for a private jet ride. A pirate jet ride? No, no, no, I do it for more.

I don't know. I'd have to really think about that. So I would ask for a ridiculous amount of money. For Cherry? Well, for you, Paul. For me, for the charity of my lost credit card Do you want to fix your life? No, no, you would don't trust you. You would?

What what's our target this year? Million I don't know what's happening in a million, but I think that's our current now we do not millions totally achievable I trusted our community. So what about one point? What about one point two? Would you shave your eyebrows for one point two? I was just ruined so much of my life and career. It really wouldn't. But it would be such a pain in the ass to... You're doing slow-mo guys videos without any eyebrows.

I'd be like, B! All right, B, what are we doing today? All right, Gap, calm down. Yeah, if it was for charity, it would have to be like double the goal. So two million. Yeah Yeah, let's put that in writing Yeah, no, I would I would definitely not do that Say looking at here, so I saw Maybe one of the dumbest products I've ever seen in my life.

Oh, good. I was actually earlier today. It was a... I was going to see if I can guess, but it really could be anything. Do I try to take a guess? Dumbest products? Incredibly dumb product. It's a product that lets you cook an egg in your hand.

Mailed it. Exactly what it is. Like a pocket egg boiler. Could you give me a clue? It has to do with men's appearance. Men's appearance. Yes. Not women's appearance, specifically men. I guess it could be for women too, but it's marketed towards men.

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That is genius. That's what I also hate that it spells everything wrong, like to try to be cool and to try to like, I guess have patents or like, never patents. What is it? Like they also have like a soap to clean yourself and they spelled it K-L-E-A-N. No. No. So hip and cool.

I would shave the back of my back with that. That sounds great back. That's usually what significant others are for, but then now you can do yourself. Yeah, there it is. There's the actual photo of it. Because that patch of hair on top of the back is irritable. There's one little place you can just never get.

So how do you trim your ass? So you can never get another. She just, she just gets in there. Get's in there, she's off. Yeah, waxes off. I would, I would pluck my significant others back here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, there's a lot of commitment going on.

There's a lot of trust sharing. This thing, it's like masturbating. You know, it's like they've been a good job, but you know you do it better. Although I feel like my problem area is more down on the base of the back. Sort of nearly like that. A lot of people have that. Yeah. If it re if it was a really long one that reached all the way down there. Or you go around the side.

Or you just go around the side. Yeah, or that or that. That makes sense. It was a part. It's not long enough. I saw a product yesterday that was all over Facebook. You guys probably saw this. It's a thing that you put on your tongue to lick cats.

Oh, I saw that, I saw that. That's weird. It's like a sticky. You put it on a tummy bite. I don't know, you put it in your mouth so you have a giant tongue to like clean the cats, like the cats clean themselves. I think it's like a pacifier that you put your mouth

and then you just kind of like move your head. Oh, wow, that was fast. Yeah, you guys were clean themselves. I think it's like a pacifier that you put your mouth and then you just kinda like move your head. Oh wow, that was fast. Yeah, you guys were on it. You guys were on it. Love your cat, then lick it. Oh, lick that pussy. Go on, yeah. Oh, there you go.

We're all thinking it. Yeah. Oh man, why don't you just use your hand like a normal human being. The cat's not, the cat's like, what the fuck is going on? What is going on? The cat's not gonna be here.

Oh my god. This is not normal. Would you use that on your cats? No. I don't wanna be like a cat to my god. This is not normal. Would you use that on your cats? No. I don't want to be like a cat to my cat. I want to be a human to my cat. Do I want to be superior? No, he's like a dumb and a face.

I got to my cat. I don't want to be a cat. I don't want to relate on that level. To be honest, it's like, cats, I've a long time ago, I was one of those guys. They were stuck on the job. But as I grew up, I realized, cats aren't all bad. Just most of them. But then there's some cats,

you know, like, oh, these are kind of cool. But it's like, I don't want to understand cats. I don't want to think like a cat. I don't want to cat to, instead of walking up to me for pets, sniffing my anus. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I thought I'm an animal in any way.

Cats already think people are just dumb cats, right? Yeah. Yeah, they're like, you wanted them dumb cats. Right, you don't know how to eat. I'm going to bring bring Denmark to you. This is real food, motherfucker. Isn't that like a sign of love or something? That's what we say.

Or respect. Yeah, that's what I think that's what I think that's what we assigned to it. Yeah, it's actually a sign of like this could be you at any moment. Just like in the godfather with the horses head. My cats love each other so much that a one point recently Colombo the younger one got locked in one of the rooms and

They were like communicating through the door and to me can open doors But this is one of the doors where we've we have a magnet on it so we can't open it. Yeah So instead of like he tried to open the door for a while we looked on the cameras and in the end He couldn't do it So he went upstairs got a beanie baby and delivered it in front of the door. It was like, I've done everything I can, but here's a beanie baby. I want to take off.

The beanie baby will take care of you. He's like, look, I can't get in, but here's this. Good luck. Good luck. It's like bringing supplies to someone who's trapped. Does he have third dead animals? I don't know. If, I don't know if I've talked about this in the podcast, but if we lock them out of the bedroom,

he will go upstairs, there's a box of beanie babies. He'll wipe one in his mouth, a pick one, a select one, come down the stairs with it in his mouth and dump it outside the bedroom door. And he'll do that once a night. And if we don't move them, by the end of the week, we'll have a stack of beanie babies. You should see how many he could stack up.

I think he's done 10 before, because were just like how many will he do? Just let him go, is it? Yeah, sometimes he goes for two or a night. Do you think that he's trying to protect you guys? I think cats give you stuff when I don't know what it is. It's like some sort of cat behavior thing. I don't think it's that rare. It just fascinates me.

You know what you need to do. You get this cat licker thing. You need to get on his level. You're gonna give him a couple of licks. See if you let you know what you should. You should bring him a baby. I'll bring him a baby in my mouth with the full down my wooden stack case on my hands and knees.

What you should like what we're there. Why don't you put the lid on the beanie baby container? That's not a problem. It's like it's hilarious to me. I love that you to live this beanie baby. But now I'm curious. It's like if it was covered up, what he would do? Would he find something else to bring you?

Nice. So that's where the dead rats come in. You know, you don't want that beanie babies. But now curious is like if it was covered up, what he would do, would he find something else to bring you? Nice. So that's where the dead rats come in. You know, you don't want that. Beanie babies are preferable. They are. He also puts them over the top of the cat food sometimes. Like cats likes to bury their food.

So they'll just be like three beanie babies shoved in all this wet cat food. They're so versatile. Oh my gosh. She's the perfect thing. He solves all of his problems with beanie babies. So I'm like the 90s. And people thought they'd be useless.

I should put a compilation because I keep saving the clips and every does it. I wonder what he's thinking. What do they mean to him? That's so weird. What do you think? Well, he thinks that they're confusing other people and he probably thinks that they think that they,

that everyone else thinks they're animals. So he's like, I'm not gonna be here guarding my boy in the other room, but they're here. So you can't fuck with them. Or maybe he's just trolling you. Maybe he's a waste I'm on it. Well, the thing is that so if the door is open, he'll sleep on the bed and that won't stop him sometimes He'll just get like a cat idea where he's asleep on the bed and at 4 a.m He just thinks well, I'm gonna go and get a beauty baby baby. And get off the bed, go all the way upstairs into the office upstairs. Grab one, dump it at the foot of the bed, hop back on the bed and go back to sleep.

But it's like, It's a comfort thing. The cat with its little cat brain made that decision. Why? I don't understand. It's like getting up from a midnight snack but it's going, I feel like to beanie baby. I do have a question though.

Are these like cat beanie babies? Or do you just have a bunch of beanie babies? Meg has a, like a box of them, maybe like 50. She had a baby-beenie iguana. Yeah, when she was younger, she was my favorite one. What's your name? Iggy the iguana. I had that one.

It was cool. I had a lot of beanie babies. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, beanie babies. I probably had the most cats out of all animals. I was a postal to you E which is a sheep one a baby sheep one Yeah, it was after my time. I was an adult What did you collect as a kid anything nerdy baseball cards? Yeah, that's kind of sports there. It's not really nerdy. Is it? It's pretty nerdy at the time. Oh I mean how about baseball cards? Yeah, that's like that's a nerdy thing. That's pretty nerdy at the time. How was that? I mean, how about small cards?

Yeah, that's a nerdy thing. That's like too far. Stats and that's not playing the game. That's like trying to make the game into D&D. Like, there's a 28% chance he's gonna get a hit. You know, like. What do you think people collect the most of nowadays? I feel like people don't collect as much as they used to.

What is the collector thing right? I know that like, Well kids always collect things. It's always the kids, right? Because there's Pokemon card and a million very options with a few deal. Michael has a shitload of amiibo's or amiibo. I know Jack collects shot glasses.

That sounds like it. If I was collecting, so I don't really collect anything. I collect magnets now from every city I visit, so I have like a fridge full of all the different places I've been. So the memories will stick? It's pretty cool. Yeah, they're good one, right? I'm drawn to you right now.

Very nice. I can feel it. It's charged. The sexual. The positive. Negative. Shit. I don't know magnet terms. I can feel it, it's charged. The sex, it's a positive. Negative shit. I don't know, magnet terms. How much for you guys to make out for extra life? No.

Literally all the money in the world. Yeah. It's just, I tried to help. I need it so I just, I just, it's so surprising and shocking every time. Was it at RTX where I put my arm around you? And you like, we were like turned out of it. Yeah. It was like a creepy half bug.

It was right before the R.T. podcast at R.T.X. London. He tried to put your arm around me and I just did a spin move slowly. Yeah. It was like a running back. And football just like spinning through a tackle to avoid one. Yeah.

It was great. Me and Grace, guys have a great dynamic. Yeah. I had to do something fun with him for a million dollars, but episode. In the park. In the park. In the park.

I filmed with, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You remember? Did that again? Nothing. What would Mark just do? I don't want to spoil it. It would talk about me.

Even hint. I had to carry him around. It was tough. Gus is heavier than he looks, by the way. He is dense. You got heavy bones. I'm fat. No, it's pure muscle.

I'm pretty big. Yeah, that was one of those days where we had to wake up super early to go film. I was up before dawn and out there. And the great part is that he wasn't even in the episode with us. It's just because we mentioned him by name in the episode. So it had to ask me if I could do it. And I said no. And they said, well, you kind of have to because they mentioned you by name.

I was like, God, yeah. One day, we lost. So far. I love that. We forced him into it. Yeah, that's genius. If I'm ever on that show again, I'm gonna specifically name someone. Just feel like, oh yeah, that time Angelina and Jolie

and I made out. Yes, you guys got to figure it out. We're on a private jet. She would just have to do it. Yeah. No, yeah, that's, yeah, you're right. I don't know why they ask. It's like giving me the illusion like that it's my choice.

Yeah. I haven't done an MDB for a while. I did a couple. I did that one then another one. I don't know when those are coming out. I haven't done an MDB for a while. I did a couple. I did that one and another one. I don't know when those are coming out. I don't know. Are you going to be doing the one you filmed in London? Million pounds, although.

Yes. That's a good one. Yeah. That was a good. The UK edition. Really. It was fun. I like you guys.

Speaking of a million dollars, I read a really weird headline the other day, about this guy, Where was he allegedly? And someone here in Texas, I don't remember where Cameron County in Texas. I don't know where that is. He Got arrested because he stole 1.2 million dollars worth of fajitas Wait, wait Like just that's how many fajitas is that? That's a lot of fajitas.

It's a lot of fajitas. Apparently, you can make you can still a much smaller things for that value. Apparently he'd been stealing it over the course of 10 years. I mean, for what? What happened with he purchased food for a juvenile correctional facility. Uh huh.

And the facility does not serve fajitas, but he would buy fajitas with the facility's money And then just plug them in the street and then he would resell them to other like businesses Oh my god on the side and the way that he finally got caught was one day He took a day off to go to a doctor's appointment and on that day a truck showed up with 800 pounds of fajitas And of course the the facilities like what we don't we don't serve fajitas So they look like oh my god. He's been stealing fajitas. Of course, the facilities, like, what, we don't serve fajitas. So they're lucky, like, oh my God, he's been stealing fajitas for 10 years.

Wow. That's a very long way. I've tried to think of how much space that would take up. If you had 100, 1.2 million. I mean, there's almost nothing less to steal except for maybe ramen or something. I try to think of food that would take up even more space if it's 1.2 million.

But he doesn't take up much space. Oh, you could you could think of something like small and cheap like like an ear of corn or something. Or it's like an ear of corn you can buy for like 25 cents or something. Oh, that'd be so much. Right. That's like, that's a lot of already. Yeah. Just maybe want to play Stadio Valley. But I can't imagine like for 10 years this guy was was stealing feeders and nobody caught it. Like nobody found it until he took a day off.

I'm just the marvelous story. Don't take a day off. Don't take a day off. Wasn't there a story of a guy who was working as like a tenant at a parking garage? And we were like, it's urban legend. Oh yeah, it's urban legend.

Is it really? What is that he didn't actually work there? Like a story about a guy who pretended to work as like an attendant at a parking garage. For like decades. Like for like years, take people's money and they learn just like, I'm so into it. I know it's highly illegal and I know everything about it's wrong,

but if it wasn't, that's the type of thing that I'd want to do. I often think about like what are the schemes that I haven't done that I could have done that would have led me to a much better place in my life. Or much worse. No, I don't think about that part. Like buying stuff with your criticor and then saying it was tall. I wouldn't do that.

Doesn't sound like me. There's so much of scams that you could just start doing based, because there was that one for speeding tickets where they would just take pictures of vans that had the address and phone number printed on the side of the van if it was a business. And they'd be like, you know, he's a speeding ticket. They would just make up a speeding ticket

because they already knew the address and the license plate and all this information is on the actual vehicle. They could just charge be like, you know, he's a speeding ticket. They would just make up a speeding ticket because they already knew the address and the license plate and all this information is on the actual vehicle. They could just charge people like, yeah, pass 80 bucks and they would do that to just shit loads of people. And not many people would even continue to say that. Think about it. It's crazy.

Maybe it's an English thing. Because it's like not enough money to really make a bomb about it. Yeah, it's like, they know they have my address, they have my phone number, they have all this information that they must have to look in the database together, but really it's just printed on the back. We should start doing it.

We should, man. Yeah, there's a lot more to do. Amazon fraud as well. That'll be great. Just all the fraud. I actually made a lot of bad decisions in my life, including one when a long time ago, my first job, I told the story before, but it was me

and one of my best friends Alfredo, who's now only a nice achievement hunters over there. I did, I felt, I watched that rate, I'll tell it off to. We used to run a cafe together, like it was just the two of us, like long story short, these dudes owned a cafe and didn't wanna run it anymore. So they're like, we just need someone,

people to be there. So 17 year old Tim and Alfredo were there. And they're like, we just need someone, people to be there. So 17-year-old Tim and Alfredo were there. And they're like, they put everything on us. So we'd have to go to the smart and final by all the products and stuff to then make and sell. We didn't drink coffee at the time. So the whole thing was a disaster. But we knew we had a couple months

when no one was going to fuck with us. There was a couple regulars that would come in and they always got tea. So we're like, if we just buy tea ourselves on top of the thing and we sell our T, they'll leave tips based on that. So we're just like, we didn't even get enough of the money at that point. It was just all about the tips. So we're just like, we're going to buy our own T, sell the T to the random, you know, regulars that come in, create friendships with them, they'll leave us sweet nasty tips. We got out of that thing, Scott free. We didn't work there anymore after that, but like it was really sweet while it lasted

So how long have you known him? I've known him since I was 13 Now you're stuck with them. So take him I felt so bad for him because I was I wasn't in the raid But they just recently did and part four is like Oh, that's so much even hunter history right there. It was heated It was Ryan versus the room pretty much. And Jeff was on Ryan's side. And I just felt so bad for Alfredo. But then he suddenly just held his own.

He just like fired back. He was like, all right, everyone, he just like exploded out. I've never been so proud of someone who's worked there for such a short amount of time. Like he's like deep into achievement hunter now. Yeah. He's like, this thing,

I have, he got beat into the gang. Yeah. You got to put him in hunter now. Yeah. He's like, he's like, this thing, he got beat into the gang. Yeah. You got to go ahead of my version. Yeah. Right. Yeah, that was just like, such a get-shocked-in-at-the-deep-end kind of video. He had everyone in the L&A.

Well, Ryan and Jeff mainly. It was kind of uncalled for. Yeah, that's, it's hard to jump into a spot like that. There's so much history with everyone. It was uncomfortable to watch that video. I watched the whole thing. I couldn't look away. It was a train ride.

It's a beautiful thing. And I can see both sides of it. But I feel like Ryan's point was, it's not interesting if we just stood there waiting for the explanation, listening, and not doing anything. But I feel like for the audience to understand the next thing to do in the raid, that's kind of helpful anyway for the explanation, listening, and not doing anything. But I feel like for the audience to understand the next thing to do in the raid,

that's kind of helpful anyway for the audience. Like, if they haven't played the raid, or they've been... If you're into hunting achievements, you'd probably want to know. Previously, we've had Andrew Patton go in and be like, all right, you shoot this glob, it'll land here, then two people go over there.

It's actually nice to get that up front, put it here. Colossal argument, absolute chaos. Let's get you 100 way. Yeah. get that upfront, put it here. Colossal argument, absolute chaos. Let's get you in a hunter way. Yeah, I'm glad I wasn't there for that. Yeah, you just get to watch the final product, which is like you said, uncomfortable to watch.

Yeah, I never would have thought that the mengeist video, which even I never made, I wouldn't be in. Cause I thought I would always be the cause of that. I don't even need to be there. Man, someone made an animated sky factory video today of former Jeff. I don't know if you've seen it. Is it the one where Michael Strun and Drown himself in the puddle?

Yeah. It was really good. And that was just a community video, right? Right. Yeah. I guess some talented fans. You guys have like animated. I know you guys have a kind of funny animated series.

Yeah, we pretty much we just watched what Rucy Deet does and then we're like, how can we do that? And then we do it. So kind of funny doodles. Yeah, it's very similar to a show called Rucy Teeth Animated Adventures. You might know it. This is a show called Party Mode. Very similar to Achievement Hunter.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, you guys are in the Let's Play family. We are in the Let's Play family. So now it doesn't feel as dirty. We did a video the other day. Achievement Hunter. no, what was it you weren't it yeah, we did a Jack box for oh, yeah, we did phibbage and three civic doodle That was it

We did always open after 11 sex stuff existed so that is true so you also steal from us we stole from you Yeah, you can't do that We stole from you. Yeah, you should not do that. Hand in hand. It doesn't end well for anybody. Congrats on always open, by the way. Million views on the media killing episode. Got a million views episode, which we talked about apparently on the last podcast and I don't remember this happening, but apparently when I brought it up,

Gavin said something about like, oh, big deal. You got like a million view video or something like that. No, I saw Steve you a bracket about getting a million views. I'm Brian. Because we've done tons of million view videos. I just asked you if you were bragging about getting a million views. I'm bragging about it. That's a question. Because we've done tons of million of you videos. But it's a million-

Well, sure. What on? Why are the broadcast teams? Give it up for the brag- Yes, brag- Yes, we're pandering. We just passed. I was proud.

It was the post-show. You should be proud. We just passed RTAA number 300 actually 300 actually just came out today. 300 and it was a special episode where they had Bernie and I go into the audio closet and they said just talk about whatever make up like fake memories of your favorite animated adventure. So we made like we tried to make the most difficult to animate animated adventure ever. Oh, is that the picture of both of you in the sale booth? Right, that's what we were doing at that time. That's great.

So that came out today and I told them, and they actually animated it. I said, there was a slow-mo guys RTAA, who are set of 12 frames a second. Like it normally is that they had to animate it at 10,000 frames a second. And it's just like all this super crazy stuff that like they try to hide. Like one of those things I'm going to just, is you never see the RTA characters' feet. So I was like, oh yeah, there's that one episode where you see everyone's feet and like really up close. The top dancing episode.

Yeah, where everyone had big mussely muscles. Yeah, so it was just like five minutes of us. So that came out today? Yeah, it was today for First Memph. On Jordan's birthday. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's his birthday. He turned that.

How old is he? I think he's 27. 13. I haven't seen Jordan in like a year. Do you ever go over to the animation studio? No, I've never been there. You've never been to the animation studio. Oh, why would I go there? I don't know to like visit other people who we work with.

I don't have a cause. I'm like I've always taken an Uber to a different place. He's just hopping with someone. Why? I'm here working here. I'm like, I'm always taking an Uber to a different place. He's just hopping with someone. Why? I'm here, I'm working here. I'm working this place. It's nice to visit. How often do you go there?

Oh, you voice over there. I voice over there, but I also go there like probably once a week just to work. That's weird. I guess it's not weird. Where do you sit when you go over there? Like in the birth room? They have these like little egg chairs in the front.

I love sitting in that. They kinda like, their soundproof too. See all of my work about this company is based on me being in a specific chair in a building over there. So if I'm not in that chair, there's no point. Yeah, sure. You have to do good, you make good points. I do.

There might have been some words in there. We'll find them. Yeah, you did, did, did. You did a good point. I have no idea where it is or what it looks like. I like, you should words in there. We'll find them. Yeah, you did, did, did. You did a good point. I have no idea where it is or what it looks like. I like, you should, you should visit it someday. I'll drive you. Whenever you want to come visit the animation studio,

I'll take you over. Sure, can't wait. That's gonna be such a shit. You shouldn't. I want to be productive. I don't want to waste time not being at work. I work. You shouldn't be surprised.

It's not work for me, but it worked that. That'd be like me going to kind of funny and being like, down again. I guess I actually could like make a video. Yeah, shit. Not a good example. Bad example. Mm.

It's great. It's a really nice studio. Mm-hmm. All right. Better than ours here. Is it? Way better. A little set of a bitch. Way better. All right, better than ours here. Is it? Way better. A little son of a bitch.

Way better. Nice, your kitchen, nice, your bathroom, nice. Don't like that coffee machine though. I do, I think it's fine. We have the same one over the table. I know, I hate that coffee machine. I feel like it's judging me. What does that even mean?

It like tries to make stupid jokes when it's making your coffee. Oh it does, it does me. Yeah. And I'm always like, fuck you, just make the coffee. Like, I don't, I don't need this. I don't need jokes from a coffee machine. Yeah, but it's probably not taking up like processing power and time to make the,

but it's like, You don't have to look at it. The machine costs more money because of that. You don't have to read it. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't, like, do they have a team who wrote these, you look at jokes and charts online

and one of them's like, it makes jokes. You're like, oh, fuck, man, it's worth $ dollars more. I bet if they sold a version with just without the jokes It would be the exact same one if instead we get a normal coffee machine and I stand next to it and just make jokes People Coffee so much more expensive you know It's also got like People have printed out like little it's actually able so. Like do not push on the pod door or whatever, like, because it's like very specific.

You're like, it's too complicated. It's too complicated. The one we have here is fine, but it makes shitty coffee. What about the one over there? That's the one I'm thinking about. The bun at the studio. With the little screen. It's fine.

No, it's terrible. Even shuts its own door. It does shut its own door. It's great. And it writes its own fine. No, it's terrible. Even shuts its own door. It does shut its own door. That's great. And it writes its own jokes. No, it's terrible. I hate that coffee maker. I'll go in there and I'll start making coffee.

When it starts, I'll turn around. I don't want to see this stupid. Just enjoy the quirky coffee machine. I hate that machine. Oh, you know what, the Apple? Slotsklees. Flotsklees. Slotskles. F**k you. Schlautzkles.

One more time. That's some clag. They, uh, they got the screens back where you don't have to talk to some real people. They got real those for a bit? Yeah, they got real. Oh, you know that? Yeah, I didn't realize that they were gone. There's a restaurant at the airport called Schlautzkles where you just, like, it's just

screens. You could just type in your order. Even though there's people behind that working, you can just look down and more defend. And don't call for any of this like that. The worst is that people don't realize you can just walk up to those kiosks. So sometimes there's a line and it's like, there's three machines here.

So from the back of the line, I'm like, are you gonna go up? Is anyone gonna go up? Okay, I'm just gonna cut. And they're like, walk up. And then people see me and they're like, oh, and then they step up and start using the machines too. It's a holy world man.

Step up. I went to a bar last night and quite a long bar. Did you? But some, the plot thickens. For some reason, I did. For some reason, everyone was in a single file line at the bar and we were just lined up for some reason. I was like the third in line.

And then the bartender was like making the first person's drinks. And then he was just like, you guys know it's a bar. Just spread out across the bar. And I was like, oh yeah, we were just, I put some reason because I guess one person got in line behind one person. Everyone forgot how a bar worked. Yeah, and then we all just went spread out

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I got one, it's great. So you were talking about a line at a bar. When I went to the... Get what bar? When I went to the VIP party at RTX London, you know, we have to like go around and circulate and talk to a lot of people. So I wanted a drink,

but there was a really long line for the bar. It was a line, actually, like you said, not people weren't up at the bar. So I got at the end of the line and I just started looking at everyone walking through the line going, I'm going to cut in front of you. If this is a problem, stop me. I am cutting the line, like looking at everyone, like I am cutting to the front of the line. If this is not okay, say something,

and I just walked all the way to the front, I was like, okay, I'm ordering now, and then I turned around, just like cut the whole line. Oddly aggressive, actually, and even though it's not aggressive, it's like I got to go back out. There's like people to see, like cut the whole line. Oddly aggressive actually, even though it's not aggressive. It's like I got to go back out. There's like people to see like I didn't have time to wait there. But it's like an in between being assertive, but you're not quite there. Right. You're like, I gave him the option. You can stop me.

I can imagine just walking up just like, yeah, that was it. It's like, I don't know. If no one says anything, I guess it's okay. Hung up on this thing, right? Where'd you go? Just a different bar. Doing nothing. So we invite you out for drinks.

To be fair, you invite me out really late. It was like 10.30. What time did you go to the bar? I was at the bar at like eight. Ah, oh, totally different. Went home from that bar. Didn't go to the bar? I was at the bar at like eight. Oh, totally different. Went home from that bar. Didn't go to your bar. Interesting.

Bernie sent me a text this morning. He's like, hey, last call was eight hours ago, so we're probably just going to head out. Well, your phone was dead, right? Yeah. But he sent it like it when he woke up. There's a joke. It was like, if it was if he was still there, I'm sorry, I had to explain the joke to you. Yeah, yeah, but he sent it like it when he woke up. Oh, there's a joke like if it was if he was still there

I'm sorry. I had to explain the joke. Yeah. Thank you I was the best the best joke for one guy to explain and it wasn't even my joke. I was explaining someone else's joke my rage is just clouding my Pad right now. What would you we have done? How to bef I never get to see you I Was free all weekend for befs. I was free all weekend for Bev's. I was in London slash Rome. Did you all not have a bev in London?

Did? Did we? Jesus. Such good friends. I'm sure you all saw each other there. You were there. Yeah. She was there.

Yeah. That was a fact. Now, I think on the last night, we, a bunch of us got dinner together. Oh, yeah. But you were set like eight people away from me. I was set next to Michael. You were set next to Sophie. Sophie was drunk.

Sophie was awesome. Sophie was awesome. Sophie was awesome. A lot of people were drunk that night. Because I think everyone was just so exhausted and everyone's excited that it's. Sophie's our PR person. Yeah, she's been, I think, on the Thursday podcast before, right?

That's like a sidecar. Oh, I think so. I think so. She's also been in like burning vlogs and stuff like that. People should have people know. She's pretty fine. She's very stochastic.

Yeah, she's great. Put a few bebs in her and she's even greater. Oh man, speaking of bebs, I forgot about this. I saw this really weird thing a couple of weeks ago. I guess how some teenagers have started drinking hand sanitizer to try to get drunk. Come off it. Man, teenagers, you tell them once, you tell them twice.

It's like a total local all over again. Seriously. Yeah, so, I know obviously drinking hand sanitizers really bad for you. Why is it bad for you? I guess it can open shit. It can lead to blindness, uh, diarrhea, like this whole list of like,

blindness, diarrhea. You won't know where the toilet is and you end up shitting your pants. But yeah, so it's like, I guess there, there, uh, there's like, people trying to educate younger teenagers, but why they shouldn't drink. Yeah, no alcohol is for being drunk. It can get you drunk. Why don't people use it? It's not designed for that. You just need to drink mouthwash, right?

Because I had a lot of alcohol on it. I mean, you can just buy that cleaning. And I think that's what I read that they do is that they'll mix hand sanitizer and mouthwash. Just fucking just wait until you get one. Yeah, mouthwash is the gateway drug into the hand sanitizer. Oh my god. You don't want to see what they do now. Mouthwash already goes and your mouth gets crazy.

You get a tasteful. Why not just put it straight into your butt hole too while you're at it. Just do all the things. It's probably safe for actually pouring. No, that kills you. I will kill you. Yeah, but what I mean is you need less hand sanitizer up your ass than down your throat Probably it'd be real clean though. Yeah, it'll give you

That might be the way to go about that I'd be the way if you're trying to get fucked up off of hand sanitizer you get a nice And freshness sanitizer in butt Today I fucked up by wiping my ass with that Several of them seven things to never put in or near your butt A colonic Any sex toys not specifically designed for use in butts a colonic Is it a clinic that stuff going up your butt? You mean don't put hand sanitizer in the fluid that goes up your ass I guess it's an unnecessary procedure that may clean out useful bacteria

Oh, like you don't get a colonic Any non-sex toy object being used as a sex toy Anything that will then be put in the vagina. That's a lot of things though. Rubbing out of all or anything else, a stringent, Senate baby wipes, alcohol of any kind. Senate baby wipes. You know, you can though. Charlie's butt wipes, starshaveclub.com slash Rucy.

Okay, I'm happy. Your anal tissue is pretty sensitive stuff. That means it's a very bad idea to use anything like disinfectant or rubbing alcohol on your anus as it's likely to irritate the delicate tissue and cause problems like sensitivity, itching, burning or other nasties. You don't want nasties down there.

There you go. Keep your butt nasty free. You get nasty with the butt, but make sure you get nasty with the butt in the right way. Exactly. You want it to be too clean. What's the best liquid to use on your butt hole?

We just went through this Charlie's butt life. That's a wipe. That's not water. Just wore a bog-standard water. Sure. It's a grocery store. It's a bog, but yeah. What? What about water with a bit of salt in it?

Salt, why? I don't know. People used to clean their junk with salt water. Did they? I don't know. You're making that up? Am I making that up? You're't know. Could we use a clean head junk with salt water? Did they? I don't know. You're making that up? I'm making that up. You're saying it.

Look it up. Purple with salt water. Did people use? Gargle. Gargle with salt water. I just want to make sure we're cleaning our anuses in the most efficient way. I think we're all good so far. I don't know.

Some of us are okay touching it too. In the shower, unlike Gavin. What do you do, karate chop? Yeah, I just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, when he cleans it. What, why, how? I just don't like, get poo on my fingertips.

I'd hope that there's none in there when you're showering. I mean, yeah. I mean, now get in there. Don't you like, but during the crack. Right. So what do you do in the shower? In the shower, when it comes to the down there I have a there's a whole run a story it's right well definitely I like to let the water hit me for way too long

I'm one of those like showers or fun guys so they were saying thirty five minutes a lot of that's just for fun These are for you got a warm up that is five minutes in the shower no and then to get ready my get ready process the shower process I don't know 17 minutes in and out not that I've ever timed it But I like to make sure that the junks warm everything's good the follicles are feeling kind of good I get a ready process, a shower process, I don't know, 17 minutes in and out, not that I've ever timed it. But I like to make sure that the junk's warm, everything's good, the follicles are feeling kind of good, but then I'll turn around, you know, and I usually do the one spread,

I use one hand to spread it because then you need the other hand to kind of do it clean out. And I just go in there and just do, maybe it is trying to... Do you strum it like a guitar? That's what it is. It's less of a karate chop and more of a guitar strum.

I guess I'm worried about like fingernails picking up fragments. But the idea would be to get the fragments out if there was fragments, but there shouldn't be fragments. You're holding soap. Like, I just feel like it's easier to karate chop blast it. Gavin likes to karate chop blast. The bottle. Oh, I like to karate blast my ass because then you don't have to touch it with your, the things I eat with. All that would happen for me is things like karate shop might get dirty.

The things I eat are going to be fine. I'm your hand. It is the thing. I don't think it's the thing. It's part of my hand. You've got a burrito in no knife one day and you're like, it gonna be fine. Your hand. It is the same thing as pot. What if like hand? You've got a burrito in no knife one day

and you're like, uh oh. Like, Hold on, so you get in there with the like, I don't even know what part of your hand this is. No, they're here. Like the side of your pond? Yeah and here, right? Yeah, so I get,

you get so in there. So I get like the, that way you don't have to pull apart your a-ness You can kind of just like hunch over but then I get like this the shampoo and the soap and the body washing all that stuff coat the hand and then I just go like and it like You make the sound of hooking the real stuff up right now and soap flings everywhere So I feel like I'm really getting in there and really like maybe getting in there a little bit as well I feel like you and I are close enough

where you could actually film this and show it to me because I want, I just want, I just want, I want to know what this looks like. There's gotta be an angle I can shoot from where I can't shoot. It's where you're dangerous belt where you can just hold it. Totally inappropriate.

Your balls held up somewhere. Yeah, so I'll cover all that and maybe just get some side cheek. All right. And then, honestly, you'll be impressed. Okay. I think you'll be impressed. You would be impressed.

I think I'm really getting it good and clean. Yeah. Without getting, I mean, you're bringing Kung Fu into it. Like, yeah, I hope you're scared off the red poop charters still there for some reason. Your fingers aren't even that long though. They're pretty normal.

You're gonna get shit up there. I just said that when the risk and I want to like, eS sandwich without thinking out how deep did I clean? But like think of the places you've put your fingers. I'm not gonna get graphic, but just think about them, right? You really think that your bottom area is worse than any of those things? Here's what you do. It's got to be like the dirtiest thing.

I will say that. You take, you take a bar of soap after you're done cleaning your butt and you just scratch it so that you get it all open your nails and then wash out your fingers. Like a cat. She's got a scratching post made out of soap. Yeah, exactly. Just say the scratch it up. A post anal cleanse scratching post.

Yeah. Oh, try it. I'm just not going to, I still want to hurt myself. You don't want to hurt yourself By what? I don't want to scratch my asshole Have you ever scratched your asshole either? I've never never had that one. Okay, why don't we run through it? So this is your asshole Clean your asshole Barbara. Oh

You like polish You get some soap in there you just You're not you're not fingering your own asshole. Can we see it one more time? I think they got a camera for it You don't get in there you go touch it so I know like I don't want to touch you now because like I think that's the thing I have you don't need to get in there. I want to the perimeter I need to feel the pressure in a little area. No, I don't need to get in there. I wouldn't the perimeter. I need to feel the pressure You'll create an area. No, I don't I All right, that's it We're done. We're done here. I've learned nothing from that by letting nothing. Thanks for watching Maybe we'll see Gavin karate chop's ass next week I love you! Do you like apples? [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪

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