Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin or Gaggle 2: Gag Harder – #383

Episode Date: July 5, 2016

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What's up everyone? Hey everyone. Thanks. I love it. We have a sign in the background. Someone's holding on the sign. What did you say? Thanks for coming out joining us this morning for the receipt podcast. That's what a sign. What's it say? Thanks for coming out, joining us this morning for the Restreet Podcast. That's what the sign says.

Delivered my pizza hut and brought to you by Casper as well. We're so excited to be, I think, in the biggest room we've had at RTX for the podcast, right? If you'll listen to the audio podcast, welcome to the annual echo, we won. That comes out. Yeah. I always love when they make RTAs from this podcast,

because it's just like this giant echo in it Like this does not sound like our audio. The guys the guys got the sign, but he won't hold it up Dude, you got a fucking commit. There you go. What is it saying? I will bet anybody ten dollars. This is not gonna be worth it. Is it gonna be a shout out? It's not worth it. I can see it already. It's not worth it. Turn back. Turn back while you still can. Looking for Ash. Looking for Ash. Fuck off, dude. Oh, that was rough.

Hey, what's your name? Casey. Security? Casey is in the back row. Over there. Casey is in the back row over there. Hey sir, by the time you finish the poster, did you get the joke on it? Because the rest of us did. All right, here gets more Casey. We'll miss you. Somehow I even further apart from each other

than we normally are. It's Gus's goal to make the podcast set. It's my ultimate plan. Everyone's got a bubble. My laptop has its own podcast. It's my, yeah, my ultimate plan. Everyone's got a bubble. My laptop has its own space. What's that? At least the banner behind us goes the whole way.

Like I've been in some of the smaller panel rooms, where it's just kind of like a little square. Covering one person. It looks like everybody's overlap is just big enough for an Instagram photo. Basically just getting close and crop it. That's all you have to do. You just fix that with a Snapchat's all you have to do. Just fix that with a Snapchat filter. What's that? Just fix that with a Snapchat filter, right?

Do we have a Roushiji podcast, Snapchat filter? No. What happened? This is the silence and the disappointment from the crowd. Yeah, what happened, Marbro? It's because we have so many other cool filters to use. We'll take it off one of the other ones and put it on this one. Jesus Christ.

Just get a microphone emoji on your app and stick it in there. A microphone emoji. Yeah boo, thank you sir boo. Really? Yeah. Your birthday was yesterday, Barb. Today, fuck you. So how's everybody doing? How do you like RGX 2016? I'm putting a microphone emoji on this. He just took his first selfie ever. I'm going to snap a chat. Give me one minute. That's what the kids say, right?

You've been all over Snapchat this whole weekend. I'm kind of a Snapchat expert. I don't know if you know that. What is your Snapchat name? RT Gus. You really got that? Yeah. I don't think there was a lot of demand for RTGUS. My experience with Snapchat was I went and I went to go look up if Bernie was available. Wasn't available. So Bernie Burns was available not available. I'm like, I have f**k this. That's really like my experience with social media platforms now every single new one that I encounter if my name is not there

I'm like can't be bothered well then it's like you're already there. There's already somebody representing Bernie Burns Do you think I would encourage the person that has it to give it up to you? I think of anything that would make them want to hold on to it as a fuck you just to keep Bernie up I was Instagram the guy that's got that Instagram Bernie that people tag it all the time and it's like it just randomly tags this dude What's the name chasing Daniel chasing Daniel on Twitter just randomly tags that dude all the time so I think he's happy with it Yeah, I died out that Gus just blew my mind. Oh, we we were having a pre podcast conversation that we probably should have saved for stage I was wondering I was wondering does a toilet know how full it is, right? Because when you flush, water is let out and what comes in. Right? So what happens? Don't say anything.

I'm saying anything. What happens if I pour in a bucket of water to a toilet? Oh, it flushes. And then it refills to a appropriate level. You were ever this? What? The toilet flushes and then it refills to a appropriate level You wear this what the the toilet flushes itself you can Any of the toilet keeps the water at a certain level. It doesn't flush itself You flush it you mean if you think a toilet fills up it's just gonna be like arm too full Here's what I'm worried about have you ever in a situation Gavin where wait what can I talk now? Yeah? That's what it does. Yeah. If you pour more water into the bowl, that's how a toilet flushes. It's all the toilet is, it's a tank of water and when you hit the switch,

if that water goes into the bowl, which fills it to a point at which gravity pulls it down. It falls. You can't just fill a toilet until it overflows. The most uncomfortable stuff. Eventually, yes. If there's a clog, or if you could, or if you pour the water in faster than it can drain, it will over. When I flush, it doesn't fill up and then drain. It just drains and fills at the same time. Right, because the tank, the reservoir,

goes into the bowl, and then your pipes refill the reservoir. All right, raise your hand. Go to the bathroom and do this right now. Raise your hand if you knew a toilet flushes itself. Damn it. What the fuck? Raise your hand if you're really missing Sally LePage right now more than anything in the world.

I can't believe we had Sally LePage back on the podcast, and I was not there that week. I can't believe you had her on when Brandon was there. Oh, that's it. It was the best cast possible, Brandon and Chris. It's like the dumbest people in the world and the smartest person in the world, like, and together at once.

It was very hard to watch. That's like the wicked cross-section for Chris of, he has to talk about intelligent things and talk about it in front of a girl. She's like the perfect guest of Chris' ever-on. Didn't she not take any of his questions? Yeah, she said that he needs to go see a doctor. She's smart. I wouldn't take his questions either.

Yeah, I think she was concerned that he had an obsession with a toilet, which appears to be a recurring theme for this podcast. So, so if I vomited a lot into a toilet, what's a lot? Well enough to make it flush itself. Wow. How big is your stomach? What's going on? That scared me. I've heard you didn't give me water before. Hey, aren't the Bargainers fucking Marcy? Hey, it was Marcy's birthday yesterday. Everybody's having birthday in Marcy.

I mean, it was Barber's birthday, too. I guess we made a bigger deal about that, right, Marcy? No big. Boo, yes. Thank you, sir. This guy ate Barbara. I'll find you later. So I walked out here in a foul mood. Let me ask you this. We had a party last night. What is your, you're one of the

events people. You kind of are. But you ran RTX for years and years. Why the fuck are all of our, look at us, we're all horse. Why are parties so fucking loud? Were you at that party last night? Yes, what what's wrong? What's what what what? There was a quiet area. Did you not go to the quiet area? Gosh only you make a party with a quiet area. I don't know what bitch. You there's no quiet area I know what a mixed message is here, but where with where was the quiet area dancers, right? Yeah downstairs in the tap room Yeah, there's three levels to the place you're in

dancers is quiet all right Just so long story short invitation walk around tell that's the kind of point of the point of a party is to walk around a socialize That's the basement. We were this is the place has two levels three three well clearly But and the third was like the one that's on the side and then down. Yes, that's a fucking different bar Yeah, it's a different place. It's a different place. We had the whole thing. Just because it has a different name, and it's in a different location,

doesn't make it a different place. A different ownership and management. No idea. Has a different zip code. No, I was, I was, what is, like, I, I, I hate that too. I literally went doldig guys to turn on the music three times. It's like, you're sitting like, you're so old.

Barbra. This is, this is me at, Liz. You're so old. Barbra. This is me at the bar. Get over here. Get over here. You want to sit over here. It's like, hey, what's up? You like in the bar? I think it's the same thing in the spaces.

All night long. And then it's like, and they're like, what? Yeah, I got to listen to a fucking block rock and beat so much. It's the worst part is, you're talking to someone, and I feel like I can't look at them while they're talking to me Because I need to turn my ear to like listen Yeah, do you think about that that you're gonna spit in their face when you're yelling to I try and spit past someone's ear instead of straight into it Has it ever happened to you where you're talking to someone and you see a little bit of your spit land on their face

Yes, and they and they know it's there and you know it's there But you can't do anything about it and it's like waiting for you to look away. I would much rather cool attention to it than pretended in happens We all know it's like oh my bad It's like that scenes from the Lion King It's it's been a really interesting RTX last night. After I took off from the party, I went to go get my car from a valet where I had left it. And they lost my keys. No shit.

They came up to you, so I was waiting for my car. I was like, man, it's taken a while. Eventually the valet comes up to me. He's like, hey, by any chance, do you still have the key for your car with you? I was like, hey, shit. Also, do you have the car? If I had the key, the car would be right here, wouldn't it?

Right. Oh, right, right, right, of course. Yes, yes. It was like, oh my god. We were just checking you. I waited 45 minutes. 45? Yeah, eventually, you found the, you keep looking behind me. I don't trust you. Oh? Yeah, eventually you found the...

You keep looking behind me. I don't trust you. Oh, no, no, no. Just the screen is behind you. So, the screen is looking at himself. Yeah, I said there were 45 minutes and I was like, Oh, the key was tagged wrong. Like, oh, okay, cool. So, the story here is that you sat at a valley station for 45 minutes. Well, I couldn't leave because then...

How did you... What are you doing for 45 minutes? Because there were attendees there who saw me. So then I started like taking photos of people. Oh, okay. So... There's only some people there. There's only some people there. So that's why I stood there and I waited and eventually

they brought me my stupid car. I was so mad. You didn't throw a fit? No, I was very angrily smiling in a lot of photos. No, I was so mad. He didn't throw a fit. No, I was very angrily smiling in a lot of photos last night. No, really? Yeah. There's like, this is no fault of yours, but I'm full of fury right now.

Can you replicate your angry smile? I was an angry smile. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People go back home and they show their friends photos from the event and they go, why is that half black, half green, you're grinning your seat? No. Speaking of which, Gus and I got to harass their friends photos from the event and they go, why is that half black half green you're grinning your seat? No, I don't know.

Speaking of which, Gus and I got to harass by a homeless guy on the way here. And it was weird, because what was the speaking of which? Well, it was the second. You'll find out. OK, he came up to us and asked for money. And he was on a bike and we said no. So then he started yelling at us and then riding around

to send a circle on his bike Which I've never had that happen ever I was like a kid at high school who's like trying to get your lunch money And he's like circling around you I've seen him breaking bad where the kid is just circling him before he gets shot. Yeah, it's kind of like that He called us racists and white devils and really? We called Gus a white devil Barbara had to point out that I'm not white. I was like, it's okay.

And then after I did that, I was like yelling back at him, unfortunately, and he told me to go wash my pussy. And I was like, will do, sir. Thank you for the tip. You're getting hygiene tips from the homeless. I was like, maybe that's his way of calling me a douche bag. Yeah. Douche get it. You're getting hygiene tips from the homeless. I was like, maybe that's his way of calling me a douchebag. Yeah.

Douche, get it? I want you to know the booze always start the same place. It's right back over here. It's like a trickle of booze that just like fills the room. Did you wash it when you go home? This was like 10 minutes ago. So it's still day. So yeah.

So yeah. So yeah. You're going to pick that up and spray it at me. So does that get in your head at all? Like, are you thinking in the back of your head at all? A little bit, I'm like, can you smell me? Sorry. It's no worse than normal barber.

So... I have noticed it is wet between your legs. What is happening there? I spilled some coffee just to go. Also, why are you looking there? We were just talking about it. No part of the story. OTP.

So we had a gathering and I had a signing yesterday. We were joined by some improv two special guests. Yeah. We had Dan and Colton join us. Yeah, we had a foursome going. It was good. It was nice. Yeah, we had some tunes going.

We met a HEMBO hero. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is he here? I'm too. There he is. Yeah, he's right over there. Shout to HEMBO.

Yo. I stole his camera for a little while. Yeah, I saw you took a res YouTube channel and did a little vlog. It's my channel now. It's my RTX travel vlog. So one of my very things is we had the screening for the documentary. World's Greatest Head Massage. If I go to that.

I'm going to go have camera here for a second. I'm sure you will be able to see me. My favorite part of that whole thing was a guy who came up to ask a question. And he was at the mic and you wanted to ask Gavin a question. And he's standing right here and he goes, he goes, hey Gavin, I'm a huge fan of you, and the other guy, Dan was sitting right there.

He was like right next to the guy. So for the rest of the convention, I'm just gonna call Dan the other guy from now on. Dan loves loves it. The other guy Grootie or just the other guy? The other guy. No just the other guy. He somehow went from Dan to Dan the man and now he's just some nameless dude. He's pretty happy about it. You know I've actually seen more people taking selfies with Charles, my guardian, than Dan on the stroke. Where is Charles? Hey! We didn't think he was gonna make it, but he did.

You mean Chuck? Gus calls him Chuck. It's Chuck. What are you gonna make him do this year? He was very rude to me. He didn't bring me alcohol yesterday. What are you gonna pour in his pocket this year? Nothing.

Clean pockets this year. Don't worry about it, Charles. Alright, you'll get... You'll always say Gavin, you'll be happy to know the $200 that I won from you playing shuffleboard. I finally spent the last of it. I had to spend the money. So I can't torture you anymore by sending you pictures of the $100 bills and joining themselves in random places.

But anyway, send me text like, oh shit. And then I-text like, oh shit. And then I'd be like, what? And then he'd send me a picture of the $200 bill. And then he would get other people to hide them and let try and show me stuff. Like on Million Dollar's Butt, you got the camera guy to hide it on his monitor.

He was like, hey, Gavin, check out what we just shot. And I leaned in, 200 bucks. So like, he leaned into the dark. He leaned into the dark. He leaned into the dark. And he goes, got him, damn it., I do also want to say that we will do maybe a little bit of Q&A at the end of the podcast, we're a little later. No, Kasey fucked it up for the rest of you, sorry about that, we started off slow.

Yeah, raise your hand, Kasey, you fucked it up. We'll also have a trivia question from the RetroBytes Arcane, we'll be giving away some of the Pizza Hut swag here. Clean the sweet pizza hat, pizza scarves, and various swag, swag. I want that hat. Could I win? Maybe if you know the answer to the trivia question.

Okay. I was in there booth with Jeremy the other day. We had to play Tetris Blindfolded in the RetroBytes Arcade. I saw photos you guys were doing Blindfolded? You know what, we had glasses that were covered in tape, so we couldn't see, and they picked someone out of the audience to send next to us to tell us what to do.

Oh, that's awesome. Like that flip it down. Who, Jason, whoever, helps you had the worst RTX ever. Were you just screaming at the person the entire time? I don't know why, but they didn't let me keep the same person. They kept swapping it out, so maybe I didn't. Can you blame them? Yeah, it was their fault. they had a counselor standing by to like walk them away and talk to them who ended up winning I ended up winning it was it was best to three and I won the first and the third game so it was

it was good it was I've never I've never tried to play a game like it was really hard because people were screaming so even though it's like the party scenario or even though someone's right next to you telling you what to do I couldn't concentrate and even though I had like the blindfold on, like it was still easier to hear the person who was helping me if I closed my eyes. I don't know, I just spit. We just did the thing I thought you about. Like if I closed my eyes, I felt like I could concentrate on that person's voice more than if my eyes were open. You know so funny, his Tetris is like, you don't think about it when you see him walking around the office, but Josh Orddealus, we first met him, he was a contestant on the first season of the gauntlet.

And it came all the way down to that game of Tetris, and he lost $10,000 on one game of Tetris. And it's just like, do you think he could ever play Tetris again? I don't think so. I mean, we should have him do it all the time. Every time I walk by him in the office, I just see a Tetris block. That's all I can think about, is that damn Tetris match. What if you go behind him and you're going, it's just going to have PTSD.

Just make it as a ringtone. RC, you gave me too many waters, I'm confused now. I'm just going to drink. It's probably vodka that I'm drinking. Why are they making a Tetris movie? Oh, yeah, three. a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a,

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then wait for a big red block. That would be the joke to me. Isn't it? It's fucking Tetris. That's what the name of the thing is. So stupid. I mean I can't imagine who's gonna write that. But I learned about it because apparently there's like people that I know that are in LA that there's this thing that happens where they'll kind of put out like a call that they're making why the guardians all gathered over there that's scary as shit what are they doing what are they doing what are you doing good bring it all right yeah do not look at the man behind the curtain? Why is one of them in a big bomb suit? What is that?

But they put out a call in LA and they'll say, hey, we're making this movie, we're taking spec scripts so teams of writers can submit stuff. And one of the ones I heard about was people who are trying to write for this Tetris movie. And I'm like, what? Who's going to do that? So if you had to write a little sort of half-paragraph,

the plot of Tetris, what would you come up with? Me? Yeah. I'd be like, goodbye, good world. But I wouldn't, I wouldn't know how to approach it. I would, I mean, these battleship, it's a battleship, and you can make something about that. I never saw the movie, but I heard they were actually

even like playing the game of trying to bomb certain sectors. They actually tried to fit that into the movie. Is that true? It is? How many of you saw it? You never have to admit that in public ever again. Just say, uh-uh, what? She said it sucked. No shoes. Battleship sucked. So would it be a movie like- Only two groups of people know the battleship sucked. The people that went to see it and the people that didn't. So would it be a movie about blocks falling from space very, very slowly? And I had to send people up to maneuver them so they would fall in an orderly fashion.

I'm trying to figure out what they would do with that movie. Like the first movie is uneasy. Yeah. The final movie is on easy. Yeah. The final movie is on hard. Going like an inch per second. You know, actually, there's a Vimeo short that was the inspiration for the movie Pixels.

That's a great short. It's short, it's great. And it's like they actually have a Tetris enemy in there where the blocks go down and they fill in like skyscrapers that have different levels. And then the blocks fill it in. And when they fill in like skyscrapers that have different levels and then the blocks fill it in and when they fill it in, a whole section of the building goes away and then it smashes down on top of itself. Like that kind of stuff is cool.

And then they have like a, how do you pronounce it? Arknoid or breakout or like hitting away, like chunks of the building with like a little ball and all that stuff. But then they turn it into pixels. But then the movie had Adam Sandler. Yeah. Was Adam Sandler, wasler the hard part for you? The hard part for me was Peter Dinklage and that. Yeah, he had like that mullet wig.

Right. He was in pixels. I mean, it was tough. It was like, he did that. And then I didn't mind it so much. But people really didn't like him in destiny. He's really good. It's really offensive to have Peter Dinklage

in a movie called Pixels. Really? Why? Pixels. Go all the way through it. Just like really tiny. Just... Stop it! Man. The crowd is not having any of it today.

Barbara's... It was like the wave in Odeoform. I feel like booze for me is almost like my version of a cheer. We had a great idea at the Heroes and Half Witch panel that turned out to be terrible and execution. When we did some Q&A at the end of it, and we told everyone, when you get up to the mic, we've got a big 20-sided die, and we're going to roll it. If we roll a 20, you get to ask two questions.

If we roll a 1, you would have to sit down without asking your question. It's a good idea. Do we roll a one, you would have to sit down without asking your question. It's a good idea. Do we have that first person? First person. One. And she had a dungeon dragon shirt on and we were like, I'm sorry, you got to sit. You stuck your ass. Yeah, we're like, you don't get to ask a question. We went to the next side, 20. So then the guy asked his question and then we're like, all right, we answered it.

And we're like, what's your next question? He said, can I give it to the other girl? Oh, gentlemen. So yeah, we let her take his second question. So she was able to come back up. And it was like, it was a really... Oh, and then the other thing was, if someone rolled a 20, they got two questions and they got to come up on stage to ask their question. But we felt like it was such a funny idea and then when we got out there it was instantly a one. It was like this was a terrible idea. We should not have done this.

It's a great idea. But luckily there was a 20 immediately so she was able to get back up there. Where did you get the giant 20-sided die? Frank had it of course. It was made out of metal. How big is it? Is it like the size of a golf ball maybe? Maybe a little bigger than a golf ball? Oh, so pretty big.

Yeah, and at any time you rolled it, it just like thunked the table. It was like, would I used to hate when you all would hit the table during the podcast? All right. So as the number on a die increases, it eventually becomes a bull, right? Yeah. There is a hundred-sided die, and it basically looks like a golf ball with dimples in it. And it rolls for like 30 minutes. Everyone just said they're watching it, like roll around the table.

Yeah, that's why you normally people don't use it, just because it just keeps rolling. And you can't read it either. Yeah, you're like, wait, is that on one or something on top? Yeah. Yeah, it's impossible. So it's like more like a novelty item, and that's it. I'm so mad that heroes and half-wits when it was in development, that show had so many different names. Like, we should go over the list

of, I think there's probably like 150 names proposed for that show. And it didn't stop even after like, we got all gotten like this momentum going to where even after Jeff was like, this is the name of the show, shut up. It's like we just kept sending more and more names because Because Barber, you had to love it. It was all like, pun-based names and all that. I think originally it was gonna be, the name that we had come up with was Half-Wit Heroes. Right.

And then, I don't know if it was you or Matt, someone said we should make it more, at the end, and make it more like Dungeon Dragons, and make it Heroes and Half-Wits. Because I came up with the idea for Half-Wit Heroes, and my thought was was like half-work warrior, half-wit heroes, like that kind of thing, trying to think along those lines. But I think the name Heroes and Half-wits is much better.

I like Bernie's idea. Yeah, my favorite one that I had was, it was, it was always going to be Jeff and Gus on it. So I wanted to recall it, G and G, done Jeff and drag us. One of my favorites that I came up with was the RPGs. Yeah. Yeah. I literally can pull a list of 40 names.

I'll do it from the next podcast. We all had another one that Lewis suggested that he was so happy with was Homebrood. But I hated that one. I don't know if you're in here. I'm gonna get shit on Lewis. I was like, it was just a billion like mad names. I don't know if you're in here. I'm gonna get shit on Lewis. You're gonna get shit on Lewis. I'm gonna get shit on Lewis. I hire rollers. There's like a billion like bad names, but there are some really like,

there were some good ones in there. And there's a group in the community that had a panel, which is, it's the trunk, engines and dragons and drugs. That's it. That's it. Anybody hear from that? Anybody go to that panel?

Did they have a Snapchat filter? Because we didn't get one. Yes, fuck them. Well listen, Barbara and I have something here that I'm not sure what you're going to do right now. Is it going to ruin you for the rest of the day? A little bit, probably. We need to, we need some recovery time. So, a few, a few weeks ago, we played new game called Gavner Gaggle.

This is such a terrible idea. If you're not familiar with this, Gavner and I have very sensitive gag reflexes. I only have one trash can. You have one. So you're going to have to share. Oh, no. That's a basket. Don't throw it up in a basket. Here you take, here's what you're going to do. I'm going to, here's, we're going to improvise here. Gavin, you can have the clear liner and I'll take this will be just like immersion. It's like immersion all over again. There's a little bit of Gami gum in there. So you might wanna I Have a little bit of an advantage

I don't know and Barb is gonna be the host of this. She's here. Welcome. She has a list of stories that she's going to read to us. And whoever gag's first loses the round. And to make it more challenging, we're each gonna drink milk between each of the rounds. Oh! Oh!

Wait, this was just in your bag, it's not even cold. No, it's warm. I better be better. Oh! It's milk! You don't have to refrigerate it till it's opened, right? It's fresh. Don't worry.

Cows aren't refrigerated, what the fuck? What are you guys doing? I'm sorry. All right. So we even have a special. You do want to say what that is now our way to a lot. We have a lightning round in this. That's going to be.

All right, so what are we doing? Best. I'm thinking about the lightning round. Are we doing best like three out of five, two out of three? How many stories do you have? I have a bunch. A bunch? Just let's go with three, right?

OK. Ray, Ray, we're having. We're drinking. Are we going to drink some milk first? Ray's your hand if you don't want to see vomit today. Oh, that's what my audience. Actually, I kind of do. Well, a lot of you are saying you came to the wrong fucking

panel. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? We don't want minutes to go. It's milk you fucking nerds. What's wrong with you?

Hey, Gus, was it weird to be opening one of these milk cartons without somebody trying to take your milk money from you? Was that weird? You'll get up. I can't wait to see that come back up. How much are you drinking? Oh, we're not drinking the whole thing. Yeah, there we are.

Go for it. We have a few cartons here. You don't have to drink the whole thing. You can drink a half of it. I also stomp it. It hit me right in the hand. That one's frothy now. That's a little cup of cappuccino.

Here, we got a lot. we got a ton of milk. Oh, you got whole milk? Stop pulling milk out! Look how many... Wow, we got a lot of milk. We got a lot of milk. We got milk in it. It's incredibly inefficient.

You could have just bought some bigger cartons there. We stole it from the hotel. So... That's the way that works. I literally went into the place where they had all the breakfast stuff and I just started taking milks and putting them in my bag and the person working there was just like, you like your milk don't you? On the top floor of that place? Yeah. I did the same thing and she was like, what is happening? Like don't ask questions.

So run a milk. It's a black coffee kind of day. So do we have a theme song for this or anything? I don't have a Gus. Go with the theme song. Gavin or Gavin? Go. Gavin or Gavin? Which one? Barfgett. Let's find out.

I'm feeling. I'm feeling. I'm feeling. Bernie, nothing has happened. Nothing has happened. The off-the-taste is awful. It's pretty bad. The most pretty bad. I don't know why. Are you guys ready?

You're too? He's like mini gagging already. It's like a wall milk under the lights. Do you have that? Yeah, that's for Dan. So that's Gavin's receptacle. All right. I'm like, oh, it's front and center.

So I'm just going to... You guys are going to splash that. You guys are going to splash that. You guys are going to splash that. You guys are going to splash that. You guys are going to splash that. You guys are going to splash that. You guys are going to splash that.

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Grow stuff. I don't know. What's trigger warning to that? Pretty sure they know that by now. Gavin, stop your face. I'm going to watch them intensely to see. I was experimenting with my partner and it was initially wasn't as bad as I'd anticipated. But as he was pulling out, he moved too quickly and I just started leaking running cum diarrhea.

There we go. How do you make it through those? I ran naked to the toilet and there was poo on his thighs and all over our bed Eyes get all watery It was fine until I tried to picture what color that would be. Oh my god. Bernie has not recovered. I choked a little bit. Bottoms up, guys.

Alright. Trick another one. You want whole milkers 2% okay? You know what I said? Don't do it. We'll get it open. You know it's an internet convention when people cheer a basket from four feet away. Thanks, Marcy. Oh, sweet.

Much of you. What is that? Oh, don't pay attention to that. So you, you, people in the first two rows, have you ever been to SeaWorld before? Or a Gallagher show? That one was for the parents. This is audience note Gallagher. That was for the parents.

This is why they won't give us a Snapchat filter by the way. So who lost that round? Bernie lost that round? Okay? proud loser Alright, this next one is called just like a prep how many we're doing this is this the second one that we're doing to the lightning round? It's up to you. We'll do three and then the lightning Okay, that's like a redemption thing. Yeah The lightning round was your idea. I'm just putting that out. Yeah, yeah was thinking about that when I was, well, I'll tell you where it was.

All right. This one's called the casual encounter. I like it already. You guys ready? Yeah. Wait, no, no. All right, let me square up. All right, I'm good. We did anal for 20 minutes.

And afterward, I felt not quite right. When I got to the toilet, the seat was down, and it had a soft, closed lid. So by the time the lid was down, I'd pooped all over the floor. There was running shit down my leg, and it smelled awful, but I didn't know what to do. There was no shower in the bathroom, and I couldn't bear to escape.

So I had to use half a roll of toilet paper to wash the floor and wash my leg in the sink God I was hard to get through that one I have soft glows leads in my house. I can feel her pain. All right last one. It's tied One one. I got to find a good one. You guys, you guys banter for a second. You keep it up to the milk. What I've learned. Yeah. What I've learned from this game is that anal always leads to bad stuff. There you go. What works it? There you go. I like that I reach a point where like the most basic hand-eye coordination gets a plus

that I failed at the first time. I'll tell a story after this. I need to make everyone aware. Oh, my cat bit me the other day, so now I'm on antibiotics to not get an infection in my hand, but it has a sort of constipation effect. So they gave me a laxative to take with it, which I took this morning, and I'm kind of like squatting, I'm doing. So when I said the first two rows, I met the first four, sorry guys. I'm not sure which end.

Can we get a second bucket for Gavin, please? Does anyone got any milk from my butt? What was the seat? Good. Come on, dude. That's not fair. All right. This is the last round and then... It didn't even bite me. Oh, and it's around.

This one's called the Hidden Present. I can't do it. It's actually a similar to a story that we've heard before. Hmm. My boyfriend came home drunk and wanted anal. Good Lord! This is actually a similar to a story that we've heard before. My boyfriend came home drunk and wanted anal. Good Lord! We had a anal of sponsor? This is...

Alright, go ahead. We had done it once before, but we were both so over and careful to go slow and use loop. Oh wait, I did read this one. Wait, we've heard this one. Basically, he ends up with shit in his face. I'm not judges that's not a story. All right this one's called leaf the buttle loan. Oh my god. One boo. My man and I used to live with housemates, so it's meek into the forest to have sex. Okay, that's okay.

One day we were in our forest place, and he put it in my butt. Mm-hmm. As you do. After the worst kid story ever. It's like a Grim Brothers fairy tale. After he pulled out his dick and my butt were all covered in jizzy liquid poo.

We had to clean up as best we could using leaves and my hoodie. Why? I stopped wearing a hoodie. I got this. I'm good. I'm gonna kind of climb me up here. So let's Bernie, you broke first, right? Yeah, absolutely. So I'm down now. That's it. Let's go first. Let's go first.

So this is a smell test. So we went through Blaine's desk and found an old protein shaker. And it's been, everyone who's touched it is like we've kept the cap on it as tight as we can all morning. So how do you want wanna work this like, there's a little bit in there too. Is it who can smell the long gets, or that-

I think we should have you both smell at the same time. Yeah. How's that gonna work? That's, that's too intimate. That's too intimate. I like your idea. Yeah, it could be like when you share a milkshake. I mean, you know, if I'm smelling something at the same time as Gavin, there might not

be any smell left by the time it gets to my nose. So you go first. You lost that anyway. Are you going to time it or what is it? Let's do it. Let's do it a little to save the smell. Open. Close. That's it. You want me to time it or you want me to do it. Do it a little to save the smell. Open. Close.

That's it. Do you want me to time it? Or you want me to do it that way? No, until time. Just only time to gag. All right. Time to gag. Ready, set, go.

Oh my god. So how long was that going to be? That was a very respectable 2.35 seconds. So Gavin, if you could beat 2.35 seconds, you are the official winner of Gavin or gag. Oh, man. Oh, somebody fired Blaine. Oh. Gavin is contemplating it.

You want to help him out? All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are ready? Give me a quiet please. He's a professional. Ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, The best part is that doubles as a trophy you win. Oh my god. Yeah, right. I think anybody. So Gavin did have a time of 3.68 seconds, but I think he has to take a penalty. Gavin will be back in 20 minutes.

I can hear some god awful things back there. The couch is clear just so you know he's good. Yeah, we're good, we're good. No problems. Gavin? I can hold this. Congratulations. Oh no, nevermind, okay.

Yeah, congrats. All right, that's Gavin and Gaggle. We'll never play that again. You want us to know it? God no. Oh, I didn't know. Thanks Patrick, you don't get paid enough. So Gavin, you threw up in front of 5,000 people.

How did that feel? Sorry. I like the thing that whole time was, it's happening. I'm never, oh, is he going to live? We might need to keep a bucket up here just in case. Come. My Patrick, bring that can back out just to be safe. He'll be fine, everybody.

He'll be fine. Just to be safe. So here's the deal. If you ask a shitty question, you have to smell the protein shaker. He'll be fine. Just to be safe. No, here's the deal. If you ask a shitty question, you have to smell the protein shaker. That's the, uh... That's not encouragement for asking a shitty question. Not that you need it. Who judges that, the audience or us?

I'm just fucking around. We're not gonna do that. You know there's gonna be like... Some weirdo who really wants to smell it, is gonna ask a bad question on purpose if you do that Barb get me a piece of gum don't let them touch it, but get me a piece of gum. I have got Okay, buddy, don't clap for me. I play sports at one point in my life So who is just embarrassing who here was at the Halo panel yesterday? Okay, so we're gonna talk about something we're not supposed to talk about.

So Kiki Wilk Hill, it was one of the leads over Halo and just an incredible person. So fucking awesome. She, for whatever reason, we gave away a plush-ball, which we found when an aval somewhere, and they put a sticker under some of the seats of the Halo panel, and it was like somebody like 12 rows back, and then she handed me the Griffball to throw out there. And I was like, no, no problem, so I stood up, Gus, I stood up, took the Griffball, and I literally just went straight down, like that.

Full panel, everybody's recording it, I'm like, that's kind of fucking live forever. I can't wait to see a side-by-side compilation of that and you falling off the skateboard also. Oh my God. It's like one after the other, back and forth, over and over. No, we're stroking my life.

And it was like right in front of a huge crowd of people. I think you full-fost to the normal humans. Why? Like, gravity is like 1.5 for you. Like, remember when you tried to jump into the car without using your arms or was it the challenge? You had to just like jump into the car seat through the door. We were in Seattle and Gavin Betney, one of his stupid beds. He opened the passenger door to the car and I had to get into the seat, sitting in the seat without touching the car. So basically, you run and jump, jump and duck, land in the seat. You hit your shoulder on the top of the car and then land it on the side and I swear

the car almost tipped over. It's not, I had no time to prepare. Yeah, this does not seem like something I would ever try to do. This seems really difficult. Yeah, I didn't try. It actually seems easier, because when you open the door all the way, it seems like this enormous opening. It's not at all. You have to like, you have to like,

can and ball into the car. Like what Jackknife. I feel like when you go to sit in the car, you're essentially like falling into the car. There's no easy graceful way to get in. It's hard to jump and duck and go sideways. Gavin, you okay? You recovered? I'm a little bit flammable, I'm good.

You want to drink? No, I'm good. How long do you think that's been on this desk? I don't know. It does it to me. It's a protein shaker, but the blade is actually a pretty clean dude. It's a protein shaker with old ranch dressing and vinegar in it. That's what's in there. Don't knock it to you try it, that's all I'm saying. Are you serious?

Yeah, you want some melancholy? Barbe, you smell it. See if you can do it. If I could open it, that would be one thing. Barbe's been working out. Totally fine, really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'll tell you. So anyone's been able to talk about the staff as how cool that room is. Yeah. It's too good for us. I can't believe that Marcus made that. It's awesome. Yeah, it's too good for us. I can't believe that Marcus made that. It's awesome. Yeah, the whole art department.

Do I say about the thing that I'm going on a trip with the boys soon? Did I talk to you about the VR thing that we're going to go do? Remember the video we watched on the podcast a few months ago? It's like the company called Void, where they build physical environments and then it's like sets, like hallways, but they look like, you know, like high school play sets, like there's no textures on them, it's just gray, but then what they do is in the virtual reality

space is they texture overall that they model to the real world's set. So like if you're in a hallway like like say VR Doom, when you lean up against the wall, there's actually a wall there. And so like all the stuff that's in the VR world has a physical component so you can interact with it. And they do like, misters and sense and all that stuff. And after they put that, I can't talk for a long period of time with that one in the gag.

After they did that video, I guess they got contacted by Ghostbusters and they're doing a Ghostbuster one in New York where you go through New York City apartment block and you bust ghosts and so we're going up to do that. And I say, I heard about it, bought the tickets like four months ago and now I'm reading article after article now that it's out of like everybody trying to go and do this thing because apparently it's amazing. But that sounds awesome.

It's gonna be really cool. Yeah, I can't wait. Although I'm not sure if Teddy can do it. I'm not sure we'll get there and he's under the age limit but we'll see. I'm just going to let him do it, right? Well, just tell him he's that age, whatever the age limit is. Yeah, kids don't have ID, right?

Right. So it's like, how do they know? Is it illegal to get a fake ID for your kid? Probably. Well, like what ID? That would be a passport. Like a school ID? You get him a driver's license.

I guarantee JD's going to be able to drive a car before Gavin can. Yeah. What's that? He's 14 right? Yes. So next year. Has he ever driven? No. It's probably a bad week to talk about this, but I was I actually tried to like say, hey, let's go out like on a back road. If you want to drive the car, and you can even like test the auto drive stuff to see like that. We'll go like somewhere like my parents took me out on a back road when I was a kid and started learning how to drive and everything. But did you see the article about there was a guy who was killed while his Tesla autopilot was engaged?

They think. Yes. What happened? So it was a thing where he was driving down the road. He had autopilot on and then a tractor trailer turned in front of him. And it was in such a like time of day and lighting conditions that the tractor trailer was indistinguishable

from the sky behind it, both to his eyes, but also to the car as well. And so the car just went straight through it. And from what I understand, and they're investigating to see it's like, and it's of course, unfortunately, this guy passed away and it's all this press about like the, you know, this is the first time supposedly anyone's died from autopilot and like,

unfortunately Tesla has to do a stuff like, you know, they talk about the statistics of there's somebody who dies in a car accident every 70 million miles driven and there's been over 180 million miles of autonomous driving and this is the first fatality. They think they're not even sure yet. So it just sucks. It's like this guy was like a huge electric vehicle enthusiast, a big autonomous driving enthusiast and it's just like it's the kind of sucks for him and his family that like all this

scrutiny is going to be applied to like him being the first person involved in an accident like that. Yeah. Kind of sucks. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of finger pointing a lot of blame You're like you're you're scared of driving are you scared of autonomous driving? Yeah, well, I mean, I mean you are less scared when you're driving than you are when you're just sat and your car is driving for you I feel like you're more aware of your surroundings when your car is doing all the work. It has like the opposite effect. Are you talking about me specifically? Yeah. I get that because you're like,

I just, I fucking love around. The nicest thing Gavin ever said to me was that you said you feel really safe when I'm driving. Yeah. Some people are lunatics. Who's the worst driver that you know? I shouldn't name him. Yeah, you should. Absolutely.

Chris Demaris. No, it's someone who used to look with us. Really? It's too mean. Explain. I think I know. Really? Okay.

And I would agree if we're thinking about the same person. Really? Yeah. Did you see, I read a really interesting article a couple of weeks ago about the science behind the way that autonomous driving works and the decisions that it has to make, whether or not to kill the person in the car or to hit pedestrians, trying to figure out what the best case scenario, like in an unavoidable crash, which people does it kill. It's a really weird thing.

Well, it has to make a choice, right? Like if a human driver, if there's a school bus in the way, the human driver would go make a decision to pull away and drive off the road. But if a computer makes that choice, that's a computer that is owned by the person in that vehicle. That's a different scenario than we've ever faced before.

Well, what decision would you make if there was, if you were about to hit a bunch of different people, would you instinctively aim for the granny? I see your logic there right they had they had they had the most time behind them Yeah, they've had good innings Gus a plane goes down and you're on it. It's in the water Are you like everybody else off the plane first? Are you like we all boarded in order? Let's leave in order kind of me off the plane first really? Yeah, absolutely are you like scrambling over the tops of the sea?

Yes, and everything like that. Yeah, but you know what I have thought about that because you're well known They would be articles about how you scrambled over children's heads to get out of the play and how I survived There's a man escapes plane lock store behind him Now we're gonna start telling playing stories and everyone here's probably traveled so I'm sorry in advance Did anybody travel here for the first time on a plane? Wow really you you were first-time flyers all of you Wow, that's crazy. Hopefully you didn't hold up the security line.

I'm sure they did. There's a crazy statistic where, you know, when there is an incident on a plane and a plane goes down, people need to evacuate. Your chances of successfully evacuating go down dramatically if you're more than five rows away from the exit door. Well, I feel like either everyone gets out, or no one gets out there.

No, no, no, there's definitely cases where that's not the case. So change your seat now. We're in five rows of the exit door. Also, the exit row has more room, leg room, hint, hint. Yeah, but unfortunately they've made it to like, now that's like an upgrade for to get the exit row from most airlines. It's just, I don't know, I'm not a big fan. Although I got to say, I'm super happy because I've had this crazy block of travel in the

last three months, even going back to when Gavin and I went to India. And for instance, I was just a E3, then went to VidCon right after that. And then I had an event between VidCon and this, which was like in the middle of the week, I went through Boston. Yeah, it's one of those things, it's like you put it on your calendar, it's like six months away, and you're like, oh, it's so be no problem.

It'll be easy, it's two days, I can just run off and do it really fast. But then when I'm in that week, I'm like, what the fuck was I thinking? So I got no travel on the calendar for like, at all, like I have no travel book, except for one thing we're doing next week. But that's like a vacation thing. thing. No travel except the one thing.

What do you do? What? We're going to LA. What's that? What's that? Let's say what for? Nah. We're getting a foot massage. No. That was a big question. That was a big question people had about the documents like did you really go? Was it 13,000 miles to go get a head massage and the answers?

Yes, that's exactly what we did. Thank you Who is here that went to the documentary real quick? What did you guys think you guys like it? Yeah It's been really cool this year because it's like I especially this rtx is like the year of like there's so much different Kinds of content that our tea our tea is making now. It's like documentaries. Yeah, the fact that we had a documentary screening is that was a full room is crazy. Yeah, and it was like I was like halfway through it. I was like wow we're sitting here with the Ruchertief community watching a documentary that we made and it's like everyone was just like locked in you know it was it was it was really

cool. It's really cool. So we're after this we're gonna go back and we're going to have tons of meetings about, you know, what we want to do next, what kind of documentaries do we want to do for next year. We already have a couple more on the works that we haven't talked to you guys about yet. So if you have any ideas for documentaries, stuff that you'd like to see, just, you know, tweet that as or make a suggestion on the YouTube.

Now Caleb at AchievementHunter.com. Yeah, Caleb at AchievementHunter.com. I would definitely watch the life of Gus as a documentary An hour long special What does Gus do at home? It will be a very, a very quiet documentary Every playing video, every playing Stellaris For fucking five hours straight

In your underwear? In shorts No I know what I would like to do one on the video game industry crash of 1982. How the video game industry like Pac-Man and all the arcades. So we shouted three, thank you. Everyone thinks you're a great person. Oh, it's a documentary, get it right.

But the video game industry went away like shrunk by 98% over the course of like a year. The video game industry has a whole almost went entirely away and didn't recover until Nintendo put out the Nintendo Entertainment. And they had to make that stupid robot to trick people into thinking it was a toy. It was the same thing that robot. You had one. Rob, wasn't it? Rob the robot?

Yeah. I was spinning discs. Yeah. Garbage. Did you ever imagine if it happened in movies, like the whole movie industry just went out of fashion and they just stopped making them for a while? Yeah, right.

It's insane. You just went away. And like, oh yeah, we used to watch movies, but that was just kind of a fad. Now we don't do that anymore. I think it's crazy. Like, now it's like when something comes in, it's like, oh, this will be gone in a few years.

Like, I thought the reality show thing would go away after a couple of years. Because when it started, it was like everyone was like, it was crazy, like the first survivor and everything. But man, now it's like a whole category, you know. It's like, whole networks. Yeah, just that. It just that.

It just that. So it's nuts. Or the whole network's dedicated to like specific types of reality. What was the first reality show? Was it the real world? I'd say probably that was the biggest, yeah, first one, I would say. There was, I mean, there was other like, or survivor that came after that

Survivor's way after yeah like the first real world in New York was like the mid 90s and it was that was huge Like nobody had ever seen anything like that before really people going to live together I mean it's one of those things like it's a kind of format that people always talked about but just nobody had ever made We should do it here it is the real world rooster teeth Really he had ever made. We should do it. Here it is. The real world rooster teeth. Really? Let's not. We should do it. So would you live stream your life for like a month? If you had a camera like right on your forehead. It would be really really fucking boring. Like really boring. What was you in the homeless guy in the bike? That'd be a great show It would be like the odd couple big up bar down to watch you pussy

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So we're going to start with you over here. We'll start with you, but the question is, so Super Mario Bros. 2, as it was released in the US, was just a remake of a Japanese game. They just supported it, they just covered the sprites and replaced them. What was the name of the Japanese game? Super Mario Bros. 2? Don't yell it out, don't yell it out.

So what was the Japanese title? Excuse me, that's Super Mario 2 in the US. So don't yell it out. Don't yell it out. You're killing the game. I know it. Alright, we'll go over here. What's your name?

Frank. Hey Frank. Do you know the answer to the game. I know it. All right. We'll go over here. What's your name Frank? Hey Frank? Hey Do you know the answer to the question? Yes, I do Doggy Doggy panic Wow, you know the wait wait wait follow-up question. Do you know the full title? No, not the full title. Okay. I'll give you some swag if anybody knows the full title if you're in the rest of it All right Frank. What is your question? First I'd like to say I'm a big fan of all you guys, everything you do. And thank you for putting out so much awesome content.

Thank you. Thanks Frank. I'd like to know, what is the dumbest thing that Gavin's ever made a bet on in your opinion? I think hiring the other guy probably would be the biggest dumb bet ever. I love you Dan. You're my favorite other guy ever. Dumbest bet ever. Losing 200 bucks on Shelford.

That was like, it was fun to watch Gavin spirits just die. Well that was happening. Because Meg was there and she was watching and he's like, no, I got him on this one, because he'd just beat me like twice in a row for 10 bucks, and so he'd then he'd been 100 bucks, and it was like, just immediately gone. But he thinks dumb bets all the time, but nobody will take.

Wow, that's cool. What is that? It's nothing. No, it's nothing. What kind of tequila comes into lace mag? Sexy tequila. It's nothing. There kind of tequila comes into lace mag? It's sexy tequila. It's nothing. There was a dude yesterday who was like, he had a bottle of tequila for you and he was

trying to give it to somebody else to give it to you. And it was like, if you want us to get that booze, you should give it directly to Gus. Is that you? Did you give it to him? Is that it? Look at that. Fucking convenience story that was. He's been good by it.

Dumbest thing, Gavin's ever bet on. Never tried to bet on. I think Gavin and I have only bet once, and I lost, I didn't pay. Oh, it was like the release date of the Super Nintendo or something dumb. Now, I don't know. I don't normally bet with Gavin.

Yeah, you don't do any dumb stuff. Yeah, that I want you to do. Yeah. You'll ask if you're watching on the streams at home and you couldn't be here, I'm also checking questions on Twitter as well if you want to use the hashtag RT podcast. All right, let's go over here. Let's go. Thank you. Hi. Do you know the full name of the game by any chance? No. Okay, go ahead. So some people that were going to kind of heat a debate before the podcast began.

So I have a Star Wars question for you. Who do you guys think is race parents? Who do we think is what? Raise parents. Raise parents? Raise parents? Yeah. Star Wars.

Star Wars. Oh, I'm playing it right now. I'm the best. Oh, man. There's more on the race. I was like, I know his mom. She's hot as hell. Oh, man. Ray came from the internet.

He's just like a meme that came to life. You were raised by someone from Star Wars? Yeah. I actually know the answer and I wouldn't want to spoil it. Oh, shut up. I don't know. Everything I really fucking quiet that didn't you? Like, there were gasps. Yeah. Do you think he would know don't know. I don't know. Everything I really fucking quiet that in you, like. There were gasps.

Yeah. Do you think he would know? I know. They give you a lot more credit than you deserve. I know. I'm going to go ahead and say, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Nervea is. I bet it'll be something weird, like we haven't seen the characters yet.

And they'll introduce him in the next movie. Or she'll be a virgin person like Anakin. Hey guys, a really big fan. Love all your stuff. So, you know, RTX is already so amazing. Came last year and this year. And now it's definitely a must go every year. So I wanted to ask you guys if you guys had all the resources you could possibly have,

what would you add to RTX? Moon. Ha ha ha. RTX on the moon. You know the moon? Yeah. This is going to sound really stupid. I don't have a funny answer, but I've always wanted us

to have carpet in the exhibit hall. I was going to say the carpet, answer, too. Yes. Carpet is really expensive. So when we first had RTX in the convention center in 2012, it was in this room. This is as big as RTX was. So that was just this room here.

And I got a quote for Carpet that year, because I wanted to get Carpet in this room. And I think I want to say it was like $60,000. Did I just throw it away afterwards? Yeah, they just started it, because they have to cut it to shape your exhibit hall. Which feels wasteful too on top of the school. So now where the floor is, it's halls, 3, 4, and 5.

That's like seven times the floor space of this. So it's just really expensive. I feel like it'd be cheap if you just took $1 bills and made your own carpet across the entire flight. Honestly, probably. cheap if you just took one dollar bills and made your own carpet across the entire flight being. Honestly, probably. We should do a thing one year where all the attendees bring a square foot of carpet agency, how much of the convention center. That's a really good idea.

That would look hideous. Yeah, what? It's kind of the point. I always have weird ideas that get shot down because people say that they're terrible, but every expo you ever go to, like every exhibit floor always has this aisles and grid system. And I always tell them that I want to turn it like 45 degrees. And I want to have weird angles and aisles that go

nowhere and just like circular floor slides. The first time our exhibitor services team Freeman, who's awesome, by the way, you were telling them that and I just saw them like smiling and nodding and I saw the life drain from their face I just like the idea of having a haul that's so big that you get lost in it like there's no easy way to find your way around It's just like people legitimately get lost. There's like a kid in there's like I'm so hungry He ended shipping him to the next show So I read an article today. Gus, it was about a guy,

and I literally couldn't figure out if you would hate this guy or you would love this guy. Because I can see both ways for this. And I'm going to ask the audience here. I'm going to read basically the blur from the article. Don't answer, Gus. We'll figure out. Would this something that Gus loves?

It would be this person, or he would hate this guy in Hampton, jail? A Florida man is in big trouble for using a cell phone jammer while driving on the highway. I read this story. I have an opinion about it. 60-year-old Jason Humphreys admitted to police he'd used the device on his daily commute for roughly two years because he didn't want drivers around him in other cars

talking on their cell phones. And the only way he was able to be caught because he didn't want drivers around him in other cars talking on their cell phones. And the only way he was able to be caught was the cell phone company saw this moving packet of just dead zone every day at the same time. And so they tracked the guy down and he had like his whole trunk, he's probably has like radiation poisoning.

But he had his whole trunk filled with this like elaborate setup that would jam all the cell towers in like a three mile radius Yeah, but what's more dangerous someone driving like this or someone driving like what the All right show of hands does Gus like this guy Does Gus hate this guy and want to throw an jail? Motel that you like this guy That guy's an American hero doing the same service.

That's how you do it. Every car should come with a cellphone jammer in it. But it was the reason why this conversation reminded me of that story is in the comments, a guy talked about running events at hotels and how they didn't pay for the Wi-Fi and they turned on their cell phone jammers, which hotels have, or people who have big convention event spaces, they'll just jam all the cell phones. That is Phil. I think that there was a hotel chain that did that and they got in a lot of trouble and they could pay a huge fine and they're no longer allowed to do that.

So does it stop? A emergency call? Yeah, yeah. No, that must be legal no, yeah, no clue By the way the guy was fine $48,000 I can want you send him some bucks to pay that the travesty American here. Yeah, all right. Where's our next question? I forget where we work over here. Do you know the name again? I do know the name if all you make cojo doki doki panic That is correct.

Good job. Shout out to Google. Hi, I got Google on my phone too. So if you didn't get any swag, because it's all gone now, you go check out pizzahutswag.com. And you can get some cool stuff like this. All right, what's your question, bud? My question is, I don't watch Game of Thrones,

and I know you are all active watchers. What would you say to someone like me or anyone else who doesn't watch it that is willing to, but just doesn't right now? What would you say to me to convince me to watch it? Just spend the hour and watch the first one. It's time to tell the camera. So many books.

So many books. Well, I would say you want to watch it before anything gets really ruined for you. Like when everyone gets killed at that wedding or I don't give a shit about school I don't care. I'm one of the few. When you find out that Ned is Ray from Star Wars is dad Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks. Otherwise, it'll just be shit if you if you get all that stuff Swale free just watch the show. I mean, it's like, the longer you wait, it's like, what, five, full six full seasons now? Six, yeah.

So it's like, it's just binge watch it, give up on life for like a month and just watch the whole thing. All right. Thank you. All right, I'd first like to just start off and say, thank you for making events like this and just great content and having just such a lovely community. But I'm also gonna say, can we all get a celebratory,

fuck the coin, because that card just sucks. And then I have... Oh, fuck the coin, the card? Yes. I think sucks. I hate it. I listen to your guys as a rant to help fuel that hatred. It's like an eight year rant, but yeah.

Yeah, it is. I know. Bit boring. But this is a question for you, Bernie. And maybe a little bit for you, Gavino Free. Would you ever be open to opening a sub-reddit for $1 million but where everyone creates their own scenarios and then you guys pick the best ones

and throw them into miniature packets and start trying to sell them. So for part of the stretch goals, we didn't have many stretch goals by design for the million-dollar butt campaign because it's really about like just the core game and getting that out to people as soon as possible. One of the things we're going to have is a community expansion pack and we've actually asked the backers from the Kickstarter campaign if they want to contribute ideas to it. But also in answer to the first part of your question, would we ever start a sub-bredd for something? No. We would never start a sub-bredd on our own. If we're gonna make any efforts to create a community thing, it's gonna be something like RTX, another RTX

somewhere else, events like Let's Play Live, or you know, having people come to the Rucho G site and make stuff there That's that's where we want people to be. We it's really cool when people go off and do stuff on other platforms You know like like I'm subreddits for instance, but that's not something we would go out of our way to create ourselves Thank you. Thank you. I'm giving away slippers now Really can I have some oh I throw up. Yeah, can I throw up there? Don't throw. I hate what people throw there.

I want to do that. You picked two of the same side, didn't you? Alright, who has two right feet? Please don't fit. Please don't fit. Next. Hi, I was just wondering and I know a lot of stupid things about the company. What's the most hilariously idiotic thing that's ever happened to any of them? Gavin, Gavin, can you translate? What? The most hilarious thing, what?

Most hilariously idiotic thing that's ever happened to anyone. The most hilariously idiotic thing that's ever happened to anyone. One time I gave a guy a pair of slippers. It certainly won't be my answer to this question. Let's go over here. Hi, this is my first RTX and I wanna say, this is great, this is awesome. I love this whole thing, first time ever. So I really don't really have a question.

I'm just glad to be here, glad to see everything. All of the content that you guys do, it's fucking awesome. So thank you. Thank you. I enjoyed it, so thank you guys. Thanks. Appreciate it. You know, that was a terrible question, sir.

I mean, we do appreciate the thought, but I do want to point out, like, just you guys coming here definitely expresses that, you know, having this event and having everyone come from all over the world to be a part of it. So we don't need to have like a preface something beginning of every question that says that, but I do appreciate the sentiment. Thank you. Hello. Hello.

Hi. Hi. Um, first off, I love all of you. Yes. It... Um, I'll sit there. Oh, God, I'm on the big screen. We'll come back to you in a second. Okay, get your thoughts together.

All right, let's go over here. Hello. If you guys could only one fruit for the rest of eternity, what would it be? If we need any what? If you could only one fruit for the rest of eternity. One fruit? One fruit. One fruit for the rest of eternity. What would it be? If we need any what? If you could only eat one fruit for the rest of eternity. One fruit? One fruit.

One fruit for the rest of eternity. What would it be? I don't know if you've seen me in any shorts. I'm not eating many fruits. Pineapple. I'm not eating fruits. You know why. We all know why.

We all know why. We all know why. Oh, is it so it oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Yeah, well for me pineapple just come up join us back up here Gus John just back up here what's it? What's the fruit that you would eat one fruit for the rest of your life? Have you ever eaten a fruit Gus? I? I like I would go with Gavin just because pineapple is awesome. I like pears person pineapples a berry right? What's that isn't pineapple technically a berry? Well, what defines a berry? I don't know one of those trivia things you read that like pineapple is not actually fruit. It's a berry or something like how colossus liquid Pineapples a berry. Yeah, do you get the feeling like there's fruits though that you have in the world like it

Did just your favorite fruit and you just haven't tried it yet like a come quote? Yes, that's exactly what I was like. I had lived my whole life and I'd never eaten a passion fruit until we were down in Australia for RTX Sydney. And I had a passion fruit there. It was fucking awesome. I just love the idea that Gus grew up and a passion fruit was too racy for you. I just can't handle that emotion. I came from a very strict upbringing, no passion fruit allowed. Are you getting more and more excited about Sim6?

That's coming out. Yes. For now, I feel like a lot of that excitement, like that need is being satisfied with Stellaris at the moment. But what's, once I move out of Stellaris, I'll be ready for Civ6. So the kids want to know, we have this set up at home where we can play those games.

Like we play Civ, we wouldn't be got back from VidCon. We just spent like, all that Sunday, like just ordering pizza and had a huge game of civilization. They were wondering, do you want to come over? Yes. You want to come over? You want to get a satirator or something? You can play.

You guys are going to hang out. I am going to destroy his kids and listen. I'm going to fucking wipe the floor with them. Listen, let me tell you something. Teddy'm telling you when he gets his diplomacy stuff going Don't fuck you up. Is there much diplomacy in the game? In what it's him you know, it's the Larus. It's some it's not as rope. I don't think it's as robust necessarily civilization But there is there is I think it'd be fair. We'd have to play like matches of Orion against them because you don't play that game Right, I need to I know so don't play and that'll be that that'll be the leveling

play that game, right? I need to. No, no. So don't play, and that'll be the leveling. OK. Love everything. There are, I have to admit there are times when I'm playing with them. Like, it's like, oh, what are you doing over there?

It's like, oh, I'm building this building. And it's like, I have all these ships or armies and civilization. And I look across, and I see my two lovely children. I'm like, I could fuck you up so bad. But it's also the long play, too, because it's actually a story of how you and I met in a weird way. Or one of our first experiences together is that people who play video games for a long time, you guys can probably relate to this.

If you get somebody in your life that you want to play video games with for a long time, you make sure you don't just beat the shit out of them, like when they first start playing with you, so that they'll stick around for a while. And the first time I ever met Gus, we were in a break room at our old job and we were playing Dead or alive. Yeah, and it's like I had played video games my whole life. Gus sat down next to me I played Tina and you played Helena Helena and we played and I like I Beat him pretty squarely. I like had like half my health life in the first round and I turned him and I go I play a lot of video games. I'm kind of good at video games and he says okay

And then we play the second round and he got a perfect round I didn't hit him once he destroyed me and then he just does this this is my first room to guys guys I'm pretty good at video games too I had that was good at video games too. I had, that was a dead or alive too on the dream cast and when I played Helena I had like a weird juggle combo worked out where I could get a perfect game. Like if I got the first hit in, the game was over. And that's what happened that second round. I got the first hit in, then I just started juggling you the whole rest of the game.

I believe that move is called cheap bullshit. I'm a big fan of it myself. If you want to take a question from Twitter, do it. I have to say, I had to vet the girl. Or we could take it from the people who are actually here and showed up. Let's go back to her. I think she's ready with her question now. Got it.

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Oh. Oh. I mean, I'll take it from you. Oh, wow. I'll take it from you if I don't make you happy. I mean, you can do it every day. I don't really care. OK.

You're being bullied. I'll sign it. Yes. You're come up here. I give in to peer pressure. I don't have a sharpie. Wow. Sign it with your dirty pussy.

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No, Stephanie how old old are you? 21. We have some forms for you to sign, Stephanie. I have one question. Why? I want a pizza hat. I think we're out of them. Give us back a pizza hat, you fucks. No, don't, you got a pizza hat. Do we want to do this?

I mean, is it just a... I don't you, oh you got a pizza. Do we want to do this? I mean is it just I don't know Don't do it smell first You don't have to do this I'm drinking all of it. I'm earning this. Medic. We're doing an allergy discussion right now. OK.

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! ever. She's like, I got this. So congratulations on winning the hat and also take this back to your seat with you. Thank you. All right, how much time left, right? We don't have too much time. Just like maybe two or three more minutes. Do you want? What? Yeah, sure. Okay. So we have somebody special in the audience. Is Hannah here? Where's Hannah?

Wait, come on up here, Hannah. So there's stairs over here, Hannah. So how many of you, this is your first time at RTX? That's impressive. How many of you were here specifically last year? OK, Hannah, what's going on here? So, I don't know how many of you were aware of it, but if you were, I'm sure you'll remember that last year,

on the first day of RTX, we had a tragedy, where five kids were coming from Virginia in a car, and they got in a horrible accident where somebody was driving the car the wrong way down the freeway, and three of the kids in the car passed away. One of them, one of the passengers, was able to walk away. And then one of them, Hannah here, was in a coma for weeks and has been through a process of recovery the whole time

and she has made it back out to RTX, the very next year to be with us. Yeah! And she's agreed to drink the rest of the ranch dress. So Hannah, I just want to say it's so great to see you. The first time I met you was, I mean, we couldn't even speak at that time. It was so hard to see you, you know, in that condition and to see all the progress that you've been in the last year, it's just really heartwarming to me. So glad you're here.

So I actually wanted to come up here so I could thank all of you. I wanted to thank the receipt community, which as my dad was saying, it's actually more of a family because you guys have been there for me and I really appreciate it. You are so, all your, I can't, I'm bad at words, but you know, it's, you're all so wonderful and I really appreciate everything you've done. I love all of y'all. I love you, guys. I love you, guys.

I love you, guys. I love you, guys. I love you, guys. I just, I think I'll be having everyone to reach you. We're so happy that you were able to complete the journey and come here to RTX. I love you. I love you.

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