Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin or Google 13 - #440

Episode Date: July 11, 2017

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Like if you had to be boring, like go be boring right now, is that what you would say? Do you want to hear something really weird? Yeah. I don't think I've said this anywhere else before. Well, say it now. I mean, I've said other places, but just not in front of other people.

There's a good chance that in the spring of 2018, I'm going to be teaching a class at the University of Texas just down the road. Oh! About what? I probably ruined it by saying it out loud, but we've been talking with some people there at the university. I feel like a no point when you're doing that,

will you get a reaction that's that good. No. Wait, what are you teaching? What's that? What are you teaching? Stop it. What are you teaching? What are my teaching?

Being a badass 101, Barb. No, we're done. At first I wasn't sold to being a badass, but they're her 101. It's an introduction to badass. Introduction to badass. You're talking about being a badass. You have a name tag that says your name on it right now. People want to know who I am?

I just realized we sat in the right order. Yeah, well, our drinks were backwards. My drink was over there and Bernie's was here, so I just swapped them. And then everything's fine. Gus, we need a fifth microphone down here for Gus Gavin, Barbara Bernie, and... That's what that one's for. Didn't we have a couch last time? Yeah, we did.

No, no, no, we had Casper mattresses last time. Oh, yeah. Is that last time we had that? Yeah, And you guys smelled Blaine's protein shake. And I was worried we were going to have you guys throw up on the beds and that would be weird marketing. That was disgusting. And then that lady from the audience came up and drank that. Oh, I forgot. Is she here? No, she's dead. She made it about a week. She's in the back all the way. Oh, I forgot her. Is she here? No, she's dead. She made it about a week. She's in the back, all the way.

Oh, hi. Let's just see to the bathroom, I see. Staying in the bathroom. Staying. Stay. What did you bring her to drink this year? Nothing. There's a dog over here.

Oh, is that the same dog from yesterday? Oh, my God, it is. It's not, they're saying no. No no that dog was at the ladies of Lucy the panel It is the cutest fucking dog I've ever seen it has a vest on is it one of those don't pet me dogs Could we just has a fashionable vest? Is it Hey super stylist it's always feel like it's kind of like when you see a dog in a place where you normally don't see a dog And then they have that vest on and it says don't pet them. It's just like such a rip off. Why do you normally not see a dog?

What why do you see a dog where there's not normally a dog in the airport? There's dogs all over the airport. Yeah, but they have the vest on this says don't pet them not all the time You just don't pay attention to the vest I bet I don I don't. You're just peering petting away. I don't. I saw a dog at the grocery store the other day. Who? That felt really weird. Yeah, that's weird.

What is it now? People can just take their dogs everywhere. That's a new thing. Have you seen the rule, by the way, in the New York City subway system? Oh, yeah. Where you can only bring a dog in the subway if you can fit in a bag.

So now people have, like, rot-wiler-sized bags. They put their dogs into it. It's pretty great. It's really funny. All the dogs look super happy to be in bags. They're like, oh, I see why cats were always about this. Like, what the cats seem to be doing this? If you put a dog that says don't pat on it, you're making it shittier at its job. Like, you might get the dog fired. Is that why they don't pay it on it, are you making it shitier at its job? Like you might get the dog fired, is that why they don't want to pet it? Like maybe, like maybe you're rewarding it for like a bad behavior? Or like the not whatever it's supposed to do behavior, you know?

They're working on it. You're distracting it? Yes. It's like the dog's got a salary to keep up. It's like you imagine if you were on set, you're filming slow-mo and I showed up and I was like, hey, gap, what's up? I love it? I put it love that

Yeah, maybe feel nice No, no, no yelling from the audience They know guys as you get older 10 years ago you would have screamed that I'm now he's just like the dad disappointed No, don't don't don't sit my down junior. I don't make me turn this podcast around Should we have we introduced ourselves or does it not matter? This is a I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm by bread. I'm bird and I'm Gus. I got a name tag. You don't need to know who I am yet I'm bird and I'm Gus. I got a name tag. You don't need to know who I am. Yet. Dona don't piss Gus off.

Otherwise, he'll put metal detectors to get out of this room. So help me. Oh, and then we'll all live here forever. I don't think they would mind. What's that? I don't think they'd mind. Yeah.

Wait, who would you eat first? So this is something we've talked about a lot. A whole volunteering to be... No, I mean from this table. Oh. But y'all look delicious, so... I'm just gristle. I want to find like a grass-fed person.

So a vegetarian? Farm raised. See, I do feel like though... a mess fed person. So a vegetarian? Farm raised. See, I do feel like though, I do feel like, like if we got in a situation where we had to eat somebody or we should eat, obviously, we should be someone like Blaine, right? But no, no.

No, he's too mussely. Yes, like low body fatty wouldn't have no flavor. No marbling. Yeah. Gristle. Like, Andy Blanchard would be delicious. No, dude, he's lost a lot of weight, he looks good. No I'm saying about that but he's younger too.

He's already medium red too. Like Vee-haw. He's already got that reddish tins that we like. He comes pretty cooked, he's pretty cooked. He's like ham. I think the person I at least want to eat is probably Gus. You're just too skinny. You haven't seen my belly, have you?

Gus would be turned into a kebab meat spit thing. I don't think that's a cut of meat for anyone, the belly. I've never heard of that. Pork belly? Pork belly? In your face. Is anybody else creeped out by the one person watching up there in the window?

All right, everyone look at him. He's like not even fully in the window. He's like off to the side. They're just kind of peeking out. What is that area out there? I bet that looked terrifying, but that was like inception. 5,000 people just went shh. It's like shh, I'm a churri and tandoff going on. Every time we have a big group of people, you guys always want them to do crack in their

knuckles all together doing something all together. Could we, no, don't do it. Could everyone at the same time say the word moist? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, I'll count you down. You got to set it up better, otherwise they're just going to mess it up. Are they going to yell moist? No, like like moist. There you go.

So you're gonna whisper moist. Practice on me. Is it 1, 2, 3 and then I'm moist? So it goes 3, 2, 1. Moist. Perfect, yeah. Alright, you're ready? 3, 2, 1.

Moist. Gross. Gross. Oh. What would it be like if everyone got wet at the same time? Go ahead. Could you like ring it out into a jug like total? Like ring what out?

You're trying to lift? Could you collect? Like how much moisture does a room this big have in the genital area? I'm more worried about the ringing it out. What do you think? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Like how much moisture does a room this big have in the genital area? I'm more worried about the ringing it out. What are you ringing it out? That's what I'm hearing, like squeeze the labia.

Ugh. Meg's a really lucky girl. Be gross, isn't it? Do you get how much she's like, hey baby ring me out. All right, should we try the big group podcast tradition? Well, the 321, should we try it? How many of you, this is your first podcast panel ever? All right.

Oh my God. It's like everybody. So here's what we're going to do. Just like you said, moist. Shame on you. We are all 321 and everyone in this room is gonna crack their knuckles. No shouting during it or anything, just enjoy that horrific sound you're about to hear.

So here's the way it's gonna work. 321 crack. Everybody ready? All right, listen, don't hurt yourself, you know your limits. All right, ready, don't hurt yourself, you know your limits. All right, ready? Three, two, one. Oh, it's so bad.

It's so bad. It's so good every year. It's so good. It's so gross. I could see the people's looks on their face. We're going to go from excitement to... Oh. So disturbed.

I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I could see the people's looks on their face from going from excitement to oh So disturbing I wonder if you could do with enough people Where it would be like a firework that you see in the distance where you see them all go like that and you're like what is in here? I mean it takes time for the yeah, I bet the back Well, I think like a couple of second delays over time.

Yeah. All right. What is it? Did you saw a dog in the supermarket? Yeah. Gus, I want to bring up a discussion that you and I had previously. OK. Where I mentioned that I moved to LA.

I was there for two months. And I bought butter while I was there. And I bought four sticks of butter. I took support. I anticipating this argument. I took pictures. I have a fucking video. So here's what I went to the grocery store.

Jen, can we show the video? So this is the dairy section at the local grocery store. Show me the single stick of butter in this huge display of butter. Hey, there's a coupon, two for five. I should have taken that coupon. Well, right here, I can show you, from my refrigerator, the pack of two, and if I look online right now,

I can find you the pack of one. You can see I took this picture. Who wears butter online? Who does that? I'm showing you it exists. I'm showing you the box. I even took a close-up that says, what does that say, Gavin? Who sticks?

You know, you could order online if you had a cold mailbox. That's absolutely true. It's a great invention. Wait, what is the argument here? What's that? Like what are you guys arguing? He thinks he's a lunatic. He says you can only buy butter and forced it. Why do you want to buy it in a stick anyway?

Just buy the little punnet thing and rip the lid off. Shut up, Fred. Stop part of this argument. Wait, look, here was the little Piconnet thing and rip the lid off. Listen, that's shut up, Fred. Shut up part of this argument. Well, I, look, here was the whole thing. I said that I moved out of my place in Los Angeles after two months, and I had three sticks of butter left. And Gus went on this like shaming tear, where he was like, you bought four sticks of butter

in your condo. No, I asked him what I couldn't understand was, why do you use that much butter? And then you said you didn't't but you had it all left over I had buy less I had three less He's like we'll just buy one stick of butter and I'm like you can buy Sticks of butter and one and he was like absolutely and he has to go online to get it I well, I took a photo of two from my fridge next time I'm at the grocery store

I didn't prepare as much as you I'll take a photo of the one and I'll send it to you I've never you look at that entire case you're at HB I told you go to the whole foods at 6th and Lamar that's where I'll send it to you. I've never, you can look at that entire case. You're at HB, I totally go to the whole foods at 6th and Lamar. That's where I'm doing it. Who's doing that? Hey, you guys happy you lined up for like hours to hear about this? So who buys, who buys that bata in stick phone? That's right.

I buy it because of freedom. Who buys, who buys in tub form? Tubs where it's at and I buy it because of freedom who bought who buy who buys in tub form Tubs wear it sat and I sweat everyone just put that in half. Yeah It's a big fucking socialist. Well, how do you close a stick is messy? You got to like wrap it up again You get gamy edges just put the lid on put the lid on a little pot of butter Yeah, but when you're so germophobic, you're like, it's the same butter for, according to Gus, a year and a half that you would take to go through the butter.

That's why I buy stick. Don't talk to me, I've got a system. I'm the one that's not crazy up here. But I think the big deal is a lot of recipes go by like half stick or quarter stick of butter. That is true. They don't do ounces of butter or scoops. That's the game where in sizes you could buy.

Go ahead, Barb. All right. That won't be a screenshot. Aren't there- It's Photoshop. Aren't there different sizes of butter? I could have sworn- there's like, okay, I bought like little tiny like smaller sticks of butter that are like-

What'll happen is a normal stick is typically a quarter cup, but you can get the smaller ones that are like half sticks as well. Okay, and that was our argument. But those are like eight small sticks. You don't buy those in like, you can't buy just one of the half sticks. What if you have a bundle of sticks? Oh.

Oh. Careful. Okay, so shoving stuff down your throat typically is hard, right? Typically it's hard. Like, you had a sausage and you just shoved it down the gullet. It would probably scrape. But I feel like butter would be great practice for shoving. Like, if I got you a stick of butter, would you just push it down your esophagus? Literally, what the fuck?

It wouldn't reach. I can only get it down to about here with a really aggressive feeling. You couldn't take it from there? No. Oh, you got to do a swallow. But I think what I ended up doing is using another stick of butter to like... And then I wouldn't know when to stop.

You know? Maybe I could tie a string to the last one and then you ain't get back out. And now all of a sudden you're glad you bought four sticks of butter. I'm glad we talked about this. Are you wanting to practice shoving stuff down your throat? No, I'm just saying if I was gonna start, I'd definitely start with a stick of butter. Like what would be better? Ice.

Ice? Because then it melts. That would hurt. That would make me like the tensile. Well, because then it's like not really technically a choking hazard Because it was just milk before you die. You still you still choke on I'm just kidding. I know you would choke and die on it It's I'm very concerned people in that audience. No, don't do it Did someone say do it stop

Stop encouraging them Stop encouraging them. You know Gavin, while you're trying out putting things in place. I'm not trying anything. The butter could be helpful somewhere else too. All right, so what else should we talk about in this one? And the longer you work on it, the easier it would get if you think about it from body heat. The stuff that would drip out would be insane. It'd be like the stuff you pour on popcorn.

It's gonna melt up there. No! It'd be like the stuff you pour on popcorn. No! It's gonna melt up there! Hey girl in the back, we're gonna need you in about 30 minutes. We got... We have a new concoction for you. Andy Blanchard's working on it backstay. Just so we're clear. Poor Anandi.

He's asked, right? Yeah, yeah. Thanks for bringing that up. I just wanted to make sure. Man, he was a train wreck this week. Oh, and on the spot? Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, I talked to him about it the next day, uh, the next morning, I was like, how you feeling? He's like, oh, no, I feel fine.

You know, I was okay. He said, I got there. He said, I was, I had a few shots, uh, at last call. Then it was sat down and I realized that Shannon was there. And I thought, oh shit, Shannon's like a real improv person. And I got really nervous, so I started drinking. And I was like, well, it didn't make it any better. God.

Didn't he almost choke on something? He almost choke on a fake hamburger. That was actually really cut down in the final version. Like when it was happening live, he started turning purple. Why did we cut it out? I don't know. I feel like that alone would get more views in the episode. I don't know what camera was on at the moment.

Andy Blanchard, dead? Question mark? Too far. Clicked by a title. I like it. Thank you. But then my concern, of course, because I'm a very selfish person, is I saw this happening and I thought, am I going to have to give him the Heimlich?

Because he's probably going to puke on me if I do that. So it was like the internal struggle of, is Andy worth it? Is he worth having to wash a shirt? Yeah, Willie wouldn't even have been like my arms, right? Because I would have been behind him. Oh, it's really hard to get stuff off skin. Yeah, it's a gross factor. Did you hear that the guy that invented the

Heimlich Manoeuvre was finally able to use it before he died? Oh, I didn't know he used it. Yeah, and then I think he died after that. But he did it. He's credited with saving like hundreds of thousands of people, right? So he's like the opposite of Hitler. Like, who has saved the most people? What would we do about it. We did some research on who has saved the most amount of people. Who did we come up with? It was the whoever invented nitrogenized fertilizer, right? Right, right. From starvation or something like that are credited with make.

I was, I think I was conjecturing you would be like, Jonas Salk or somebody who cured something and it's like, nah, just somebody who let us eat as much as we want to in environments where you clearly shouldn't be able to grow food. Yeah, 7 billion people. There's a lot of people in the world. There is, it's sometimes, I mean, it's hard to say here, we're in a room full of a bunch of knuckle crackers, but it sometimes doesn't feel like that.

Like, I was in the airport the other day and I was thinking about just how many people are just stacked in there, but then I get on the plane and I fly, and there's nothing for miles and miles. Well, yeah, if you condensed everyone, they'll show that everyone could live on a very small footprint if you lived like in a density of like a Manhattan, but people just take up a bunch of land. You tell everybody to get physically exist, not live.

Like, it wouldn't be sustainable. Right. So you're saying we're being really efficient right now? No. With all of this. Oh, with this? Yes. But these people don't live here. They're just going to sit here for an hour and a half and they're going to move on. You'd run out of resources quickly in this room. You can only have like half a stick of butter each. That's a lot of butter. Did you see that thing on Reddit the other day?

It was a today I learned. Probably. That one supply it was it was like a company started by one guy supplies all the cheese to every major pizza chain in the United States is it a margarita pizza oh oh alien barber about to swear off it was dominoes pizza hut Papa John's and little seizures all get their cheese from the same guy and he also gives all the cheese for hot pockets. Really? Yeah, I think it was like a billion pounds of cheese a year.

And what's so special about this guy? Who knows? He clearly found a way to combine milk and sawdust for the cheese quality of all those products. Wait, do we have a sponsor today? Is it Domino's or anything? We're okay, you're okay. I want to start a cheese company,

and I want to call it cheese Louise. Oh, man. Just super-idgier. Yeah. Yeah, that's my next business, my next venture. Why would you reward such behavior? I know. How would you guys learn?

It's never going to stop. I'm with Ellie on the whole Maga Rita thing. You guys don't know what a Maga Rita is. You guys are British. Why don't we clarify what we're talking about? I'm just kidding. Those of you who haven't seen it, how many of you got a chance to see the RTX food vlog that we made this week?

All right. Now, have any of you gone to any of those restaurants? Oh, wow. All right, that was recorded. So we get a commission on each one of those for everything. I understand that Paco Saco's, the first stop that we made, has been overrun by RTX attendees. And it's actually right down the road from our studio

if people wanted to take a picture outside our high security fences. They can do that. But yeah, so we did this food vlog. And one of the stops that we've made was to a place that we have mentioned many times on the podcast before. We stopped at Homeless Pizza, which is...

Yes, a wonderful pizza place. And also, if you haven't eaten there before, and you like New York-style pizza, you can just head that way. Great. Am I putting it in the direction? Kind of, yeah, kind of that way. That way? Yeah. And head south on Congress, right across the bridge.

How do you know which way you'll face it? I have a pretty good sense of direction. This Trinity is right there. What's that? Trinity, because right there. Yeah, that across the bridge. How do you know which way you're facing? I have a pretty good sense of direction. There's Trinity's right there. What's that? Trinity, he's right there. Yeah, that's right there. There's Travis' right there. So, boom, that way.

Okay, can I read? I did it totally instinctively. Can I read you a little Wikipedia entry about Margaret of pizza? Yeah, so we ordered, we wanted to order cheese pizza because we were eating at seven and it turned into eight restaurants in one day So we were gonna go light at home slice and just all eat a slice of cheese pizza

But Ellie being British ordered the pizza and she ordered a margarita pizza Which came and it was like Bread with tomatoes on it and basil and like a couple like balls of cheese What was the was like white gooey liquidy cheese. It was like cottage cheese or something like that. And so Ellie was equally as perplexed because she said in her country,

margarita pizza is cheese pizza. And in this one, we can eat it now. I can vouch. Pizza margarita, also known as margarita pizza in the US, is a typical Neapolitan pizza made with tomatoes, mozzarella, fresh basil, salt, and extra virgin olive oil. It was good. It was not the international definition.

I mean, that is it. It says... Shit. Fuck, liar. Origin. Let's see if I can find your stupid version in here. Okay, look up like Tesco's oven pizza. You weren't at Tesco.? Look up like Tesco's oven pizza. You weren't at a fucking Tesco.

You weren't at a Tesco. Has anyone been to VIA313? If you're in Austin for any more days, you should absolutely go there. They have the best pizza, in my opinion, in the city. They've got Fego, and you can get the root beer Fego. It goes really good with the pizza. VIA313, get the Cadillac pizza, really good. Well, they call it Detroit style pizza,

but did they just make that up? No, it takes your wallet. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, it's a pizza that is currently experiencing urban decay. It's solely being reclaimed by nature. It's going to take a government bailout. There was a whole bunch of people from Detroit here. I put your hands up for Detroit. Are you really from Detroit?

Oh, wow. A lot. Yeah, you got out, congrats. You don't have to go back. No, you'll probably die if he'd exposure while you're here. How's everybody doing? Drinking water? Everybody doing okay in the Texas heat? Yeah

Yeah, we uh planning a event in Austin, Texas in July was really a brilliant move. I think on our part You know we can change it right you just move it. We really can why it's really it's really difficult the convention center gets booked so far in advance Start your own convention center So far in advance start your own convention center The the reason our TX is held this weekend the reason we got it in 2012 for the fourth of July weekend is because it's so hot nobody else ever wanted to hold a convention Like it was the only weekend available in the entire year for the convention So these guys are the most dedicated convention attendees of the entire year. Oh yeah. But I play.

And they told me they were like, yeah, Austin's just not like a summer destination kind of plays, people try to get away from here. We're just a bunch of indoor kids. Stay in the AC and not go anywhere. You can't play video games outside. Yeah, unless you're playing a Switch, which isn't a real video game system. So, what are you to say? That's right. Oh, wow. What fucking panel you came to. And for context, I think, now that I'm thinking about it, the 2012 RTX was just this hall. So where you all are up to that wall, like this was it. And 4,500 people attended. And I think this probably 4,500 people in the audience I think there's probably 4,500 people

in the audience right now. So this is the size of the first RTX in the convention. That was a nightmare. And it was right here. Was anybody there? Oh, wow. I am so sorry. And right over there is where the guy talked to me

in the bathroom while I was peeing. Oh, is this the bathroom? That is the bathroom where it happens. You guys should go take a picture in there by the urinal like Gus Pita. Yep. We'll all go take photos after this. We'll have your reunion every year.

This is a speaking of that. This is the first year you and I, Gus, aren't working on RTX, which is very, very, very weird. It's bizarre. Yeah. I think people keep coming to us, like talking about stuff. I'm like, yeah, you should really let Bethany know that.

I'm sorry, that's happened to you. Why don't you go talk to the people who were actually in charge. It's been different, yeah. Yeah. Are you guys having a good time, though? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like it's like you have this baby and then you give it to someone else and you're like take care of this baby.

Don't drop it. It grows up and then learns how to drive, loses it for genit to early and you're like, what did you do that for? Isn't, yeah, that's it. Barbara's parenting advice, what a one. Don't drop the baby. You could be a professor also. That's it. Barbara's parenting advice, what a one. Don't drop the baby. You could be a professor also.

If you drop the baby, apologize for it right away. Sorry, I dropped your baby. But it's been cool to see the amount of growth and the things that are happening this year. Like I think, I think I think that the animation festival has been absolutely crazy. All the stuff put together for the programming for that. It's super impressive. I didn't think that we were going to talk about Gen Locker blood fest at all.

So happy to be talking about those. Finally. We talked about blood fest. Yeah, we talked about blood fest at the Founding Fathers panel today. Did you talk about it before you were supposed to? Me? No, it wasn't me.

Oh, Matt totally dropped it. Matt kind of just talked about it. And Jeff and I were looking at each other like, we've never talked about that, right? That's new. Yeah, somebody of one of the animation people was walking around with a Gen Lock shirt on yesterday. I was like, oh, Jay, it was okay.

What do you, you know, my industry reaction was like, we're in a Gen Lock shirt. We talk about it right now, because I'm not sure if you might not know about it. What did you, what did you talk a little bit about Gen Lock? Barb, you know me? Yeah. OK, it's a new animated show that

Rooster Teeth is working on as new 3D animated show and it's gonna be like super badass with mechs. We are making a mechs show. Rooster Teeth animation is doing it. So it's so cool and it's it's it's far enough along in development. You know, the way we handle development at Rucherti is, we hear a lot of different pitches, like use Camp Camp as an example. For years and years, we've been encouraging Jordan Sweeers to direct an animation project, because he has done such a tremendous job basically as a one-man shop for so many years for the Ruchitith animated adventures. Yeah, give it up for the RTA.

That is like... He told me something interesting about RTA. I don't know if it's happened yet, but the first episode not directed by him is in the pipeline. Oh, really? Yeah, it's going to be out really soon. Yeah, because he's moved on to Camp Camp. And we were always trying to encourage him to think about, not animating, because he's bad artist,

but just direct, an animated series. And for years and years and so got together with Miles. And they came in with three different pitches for shows. We essentially settled on Camp Camp as the one we wanted to go forward with. That one development, they started building assets, they did some tests, we green lit it further, and then now it's going into the second season of the show, and it looks tremendous.

It's like a great launch for the show. So when we look at those things, I mean, you know, that development cycle that I just described in like 30 seconds can sometimes be nine months to 18 months before you are able to talk about it publicly. And GenLoc is at the point right now where we're moving forward on it and they have this incredible like series Bible. I love that thing. Like a concept art and everything.

Back story. Here they are currently in development for it. And it's just like this thing is one of this thing that we'll never publish or put out there is one of the coolest things I've ever seen as make is that Gen Lock Bible. It's really cool. If I had it in my car yesterday, and it was on my back seat before they did it, and I got out at the hotel,

I was like, I better not leave that there, because I didn't want to be responsible for anything getting out. So I took it home today, and then I shredded and burned it. So don't even try it. And then there are other thing that we announced, Matt just randomly dropped at the Founding Father

Spanel today, is that when we made Laser Team, we said we wanted to be making more feature films. And then because Laser Team did so well on YouTube Red, they immediately financed a sequel to the series. And so we immediately then had due, because we're tied to a financing partner on that, they have their own kind of like PR announcements that they like to do.

They want to let other people know that they have big shows and developments. So they wanted to announce Laser Team 2 right away. But we actually had already begun development on our next feature film, which is not a Laser Team. Maybe it's called BloodFest. It's a horror comedy that starts shooting at the end of next month, so we're starting production on Bloodfest

right away. Yeah. And it's one of those things that we talk about all the time, and I'm notorious for slipping up and revealing stuff that I shouldn't. I do it all the freaking time. Like everyone going to RTX Sydney? Oh right. I'm curious for slipping up and revealing stuff that I shouldn't. I do it all the freaking time. Like everyone going to RTX Sydney? Oh right.

I think I announced the entire everyone all along the way. And I think I've announced some people for RTX London as well. So I'm grateful that I made it through the secret period for these shows before they got announced and I didn't slip up. Did you hear that Tom Holland, who plays Spider-Man? Did you hear that they won't let him read the script for Infinity Wars? Yeah. Because they know that he'll give away something in the interviews,

so they just tell him his lines and that's it. That's it. And he's totally fine with it. Lindsay's also known to be a notorious spoiler of things. I'm surprised we give her the Ruby scripts so far in advance. But so I think out of anyway going back to where we started, it's been great to see the amount of growth with RTX this year. And I think probably the biggest surprise I didn't know about it

until we publicly announced it was the fact that Andy Circus came and that we had a screening of war for the planet of the apes. Yep. Which is absolutely crazy. I guess you guys went. I didn't get a chance to see the screening, but I'm absolutely super excited. Did you guys go? No? I did, yeah, I did a I did a Q&A with

Andy Sergis and Jolitary the visual effects supervisor For the movie and it's just like it's so nuts because you know, you look at like What say July 8th right? Is the 8th? Yes. Yeah, so tomorrow is July 9th. Tomorrow is the 35th anniversary of a movie called Tron, which was the first movie to really feature computer visual effects. And yeah, it's awesome, and we all love it, but it's lousy. I mean, it's like, they were rendering computer graphics when they couldn't even see what they were working on

until they rendered out the frame. It was all just like math equations. I read the light bikes, what just done by typing numbers into a program and then they had to see if it actually worked out like they imagined it. Yeah, I couldn't see what they were doing. It's mental.

Yeah, until they rendered it. I can't even imagine that. Now you'd have to take hours. Yep. And now you can like get like an 80% pre-visual before you even render it. You just render it for effects and things like that. But yeah, so then it's crazy though,

because then you go see a war for the Planet of the Apes. And it comes out next week, so I won't spoil anything. I just wanted to say I was doing the Q&A with Andy Circus. It was in front of people who had just seen the movie, but I still had this knee jerk reaction about not saying it is spoilers, but they'd all just like, watch the fucking movie. And so I didn't want to spoil anything that happened. But they have so many scenes in that movie where there's

no dialogue where everything is just faces like people looking at each other or an ape with a human looking at each other and they cut back and forth between the CGA and a human filmed face, you would not have been able to do that stuff like five years ago even. That difference in fidelity would have just thrown you away off. I feel like this is in the franchise, this is a tough movie because in the earlier movies, it's obviously like, their apes, they still act like apes, they don't necessarily talk. In the last movie, they kind of talk a little bit, but it's still very ape-like.

But you're starting to make that turn because in the original movies, you know, they're obviously people in apesuit, they kind of talk a little bit, but it's still very ape-like. But you're starting to make that turn, because in the original movies, they're obviously people in ape suits. So they walk like humans. So we're making that turn where they're trying to become, they're becoming more human. So you really have to rely a lot more on that CG to sell it and make it work. But all the reviews I've seen have been amazing for it so far.

I learned an interesting distinction too. Jolitary said they no longer use the word motion capture, that terminology. They don't call it so far. I learned an interesting distinction too. Jolitary said they no longer use the word motion capture, that terminology, they don't call it motion capture. They call it very specifically performance capture, because it's not just motion. You know, they're now trying to, they guy have the technology point where they're trying to capture emotion more so

than they are trying to capture emotion, which is I think an interesting distinction, but dude, it just shows how far everything has come. Well, I'm sure they do like a lot of facial capture too now. Right. They have the dots on the face and cameras specifically for that. Yeah, and I had to ask him because he's like, there's no one that really isn't the same space as Andy Circus. He's kind of like in his own realm for acting and performance because he works on stuff that's live action.

But then he's like the premier, most, or performance capture artist, right? I mean, wouldn't you say so? Yeah. I mean, he's the one that everybody knows. And I asked him, I said, like, let's say you showed up to the set for Planet of the Apes III, war of the Planet of the Apes. You showed up that, and the director Matt Reeves said,

all right, we're going to different route with this. We're going old school. We're going to do all practical effects. We're going to put prosthetic makeup on you like in the 60s film, but way better. And you're going to do that. Would your approach be different for this character Caesar if it was emotion capture versus if it was prosthetic Make up and he said absolutely not he approaches it the exact same way just gives the highest fidelity performance that he can and

Then you know get it done and Gavin you'd love this they talk about how when you make a movie a lot of times You can go back and you do what's called ADR, and if you fuck something up and you didn't record it right, you have to go back and watch your character talking on screen while you say the line over and over again until it matches. It's kind of a painstaking process, but you can also change some lines to fix some story stuff. They can do that with emotions, like facial emotions. They can go through and tweak things, or they can say,

hey, the way that Cena ended wasn't the way we wanted to. So go back in the facial rig and just re-record your face within your performance. And they just plug in the face over the old one. It's crazy. It's just crazy. Yeah. Super cool.

Me interested to see if they just replace people, like you get a version of the Hobbit where, you know, he play Andy Circus plays Smowl, in addition to playing Gollumlem as well, you know instead of better than the cumberbatch or something So it was fascinating So if you guys get a chance you should check out war for the plan of the apes because it was fucking awesome to have Andy Circus at RTX awesome. That would be cool. Yeah legend. Who's gonna do London? We had Hideo Kojima for Sydney We'd Andy Circus for here. Ryan Reynolds, please. They're working on Deadpool 2, right?

I think he tweeted the other day. They started filming. Yeah, and we should show it at London. With Ryan Reynolds. Shirtless. Let me call him right now. I'll oil him up. It's okay.

Hey, Gav, who's a good person we should have for our takes? London for a keynote speaker. Ryan Reynolds. Dan. It's okay. Hey, Gav, who's a good person we should have for our Kexilundan for a keynote speaker? Dan! It wouldn't be a- Get on stage and be like, all right. Yeah, it wouldn't be a keynote speech, it'd be a keynote word. All right, B. All right, but- What are we doing? He'd be looking up what a keynote was on his phone.

I heard two responses from the audience. It was Dan and the Queen. Well, it has to be the Queen. The only two British people that's lying in snow. Now, I'm sure the event's team is working on that to figure that out. Yeah? Do you know? No, I don't know.

You're lying. I don't know anything. I don't think he's lying. No, I'm not lying. No, it's totally true. I don't know anything. I don't think he's lying. No, I'm not lying. No, it's totally true. I can't get it. I want to know something about RTX. I guess I'm not spethany right now.

I can just tell you a response. Can you leave me alone? I'm too busy. So what has been your favorite panel you've been on so far, Gaff, or your favorite thing you've done? This probably. This? Yeah. That was a good time. We're right in your favorite thing you've done? This probably. This?

Yeah. That was a good time. We're right in the middle of it. This is right now. This is currently what my life is. We're not quite halfway, so it could derail. Oh, that's true. We could get more drinks involved.

Could derail. Could. Woo! I also heard that we might play a game on this podcast. Yeah, that's one of my favorite parts. Woo! Woo! on this podcast. Yeah, that's one of my favorite parts.

Well, like, like, like, checkers or... I was thinking the game of life. Okay, but life. Wow! Mouse trap. Million dollars butt. I think that's tomorrow. That we're going to survive.

No. The only game I'm playing these days is Balagrounds. Dude, let me tell you something. Did you hear? Go ahead. With the latest patch of Balagrounds, data miners went through it, you know, and they'll find stuff that's not in the game yet. Someone found a reference to a poison to Apple.

Really? No, I think that's a really cool implication. If you could find food and find poison and leave poisoned food for other players, like where they think they're getting a health power up, but it's actually a hindrance. Oh, I see what you're saying. So there's a metaphoric poison apple.

Or they're going to put apples in the game. They're probably, I don't know. I don't know. How do we met Sephora? I mean, you need food. You're on the island for what? 30 minutes before somebody shoots you like an asshole from a bush. But the whole time, all you're on the island for what? 30 minutes before somebody shoots you like an asshole from a bush.

But the whole time you're all, all you're living on is energy drinks and pain killers. That can't do it. That game is so much fun. And you know, basically blows down to 30 minutes of, oh, I found this, oh, I found this. Oh, yeah, that door's open, let's go over here. Oh, I found this, I found that.

Let's go over here, who the fuck just shot me? And then you're dead. That's how my experience works. But I actually found out I got this is the best part about being a parent, especially the parent of two video gaming kids, is I found out that Teddy is a ringer at Battleground. Oh yeah? Yeah, Ashley loves it because I'll be dead and I'll be crawling because I'm knocked out and then I'll be going take go get him Just a charge into a building with a shotgun and then come watch knocked out knocked out dead dead

And then Teddy comes strolling out with a shotgun on his shoulder Teddy. We're gonna play a destiny, too, right? sweet. Yeah I've had destiny fans in the back there Yeah, I didn't like it. Playing Destiny with Teddy was tough because I would only get to do it once and then everybody would do a raid and they go, well, we have five people. Can we just have Teddy and not you? We're a little tired of reviving you, unfortunately. So what's happening?

But yeah, so now we should, I think we should have Teddy be on our squads whenever we play Gus because he's just like. Can I have Teddy? Because you were terrible. Oh yeah. I was, I was, I was, God dear you. First of all, Blaine was terrible. You were constantly changing your mind.

Like, let's go this way, no this way, no this way. No, not the car. Yes, the car. Well, you know I made a real life, right? It's the same. You're being real life, we're not trying to kill each other. There's not like a hundred people with guns hunting you. Teddy, do I do that?

Do I change my mind? I do, you're grounded. And then every, every time something goes wrong. I'm gonna make sure I rated game. Why are you even playing that game? Every time something goes wrong, it's always someone else's fault. Why did you screw that up?

Why did you screw that up? You fully rage quit a game of Halo 2 once. You just dropped that in front of us because you pissed off Halibut's toe. Like 14 years ago. So what happened? You hold on to things for too long buddy. Oh good memory. You're just establishing precedent. You're establishing a track record. You never rage quit on me. No. I'll stay no matter how terrible it gets. Stay the course. There you go.

What's all? You're a good guy. You're a moment, somebody got excited in the audience. It was like, aw. I think it's like a, hey, Gus is a good guy. Oh, what? Yeah. No.

Gus is getting nicer. How quickly it's turned, huh? We didn't even realize it. He's not a nice guy. One let's play. Now I'm the villain. Who do you think is a better person, like deep core, a better person, you or Gus?

Oh me, obviously. No, I think I'm a much better person. Gus hates other people. That's like, no, he's a good person. But I sequester myself to not inflict that on them. Well, I bet no one in this room has been directly wronged by Gus. You have someone right? Look all of you will raise their hand.

That's not bad. That was like three or four people. Actually, we were talking about, you want to come up here real quick and talk about the experience of watching me on the pop up here and talk about the experience of me sicking my 12-year-old on gamers all over the world. I've been thinking about it for a long time. Oh, you have? I feel like I'm already here to start. I acted like it was the first time I was hearing it, though. Could I tell them what happened on the Always Open panel?

I don't know if I like this. Oh, no, don't worry. You might not like this, actually. So we were in the middle of our always open panel. I think we were talking about poop, shocking. As you do. And Ashley goes, I actually need to do that right now. Do you mind if I leave and come back?

So in the middle of our fucking panel, Ashley goes to take a dump. And then- Announces she's gonna do it and then goes to do it. Well I mean you have to, right? If you're gonna be gone for a cold minutes? There's many reasons why you can leave a stage now. You don't have to go straight to, I'm gonna go take a big dump somewhere. Tweet about it. Dude.

No I heard, I got a lot of tweets because Ashley has now developed this new thing she does where she likes to touch her boobs with other ladies boobs and she's trying to do it with everyone at the company. That's like a goal that she has. I thought that was just with me. So you're just going around like smearing your rack on as many people as you can. Hey, Gavin, you wanna make her jealous? I like that we were both going up for the same time.

What? What? We're in sync. Don't get, she went like this. Don't go like that. My complaint is that you don't do it in front of me. The way with these people. I got to see them do it, but I don't get to see you doing it.

You guys just rubbed your nipples together in front of 4,000 people. Oh, why was it? And they cheered The 14 year old version of me would be freaking out if he saw into the future or the record I would not have done that with a 14 year old version of And that 14 year old's parents would have been we knew it we do And that 14 year old's parents would have been, we knew it. We knew. Oh, look at the faces.

Oh, look at the faces. Hey, I have an idea. What's that? Anybody want to play Gavin or Google? No? Okay. All right. We are going to play Gavin or Google now. No? OK. All right.

We are going to play Gavin or Google now. Barbara and Gus, if you're not familiar with the rules of Gavin or Google, here's the way it is played. I take the wonderful brainless Gavin free, and I give him a three or four word phrase. Then I take that same three or four word phrase, and I type it into the popular search engine Google. And I see the autocompletes that Google offers when I do that. And I take the weirdest query that comes from Gavin

and the weirdest one that comes from Google. And I compare them and we try to figure out who said it. Gavin or Google. What is his theme song? Let's sing along. Gavin or Google. Google or Gavin. Which one said it?

Let's find out. I'm feeling lucky. All right again. One of these days can we play Gavin or Bing? Well that would be Bob Ro Bing surely. We'll play Bob Ro Bing. I'm not to disparage our partners at Microsoft. I feel like Google might be more popular as a search engine, and I think you need the most amount of people to get the stupidest answers. Good point. Like I think if someone is like leaving Google to go to Bing, they're probably sick of what

they're getting on Google at that point. They want to go somewhere else. All right. Let's play Gavin or Google. The first phrase that I typed into Gavin and I typed into Google was, do cats know? Do cats know? One of them, either Gavin or Google said, do cats know when you turn off the light? Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Which is a great question. Because just recently, Ashley's cat Nutmeg was in the middle of the bathroom rug, just sleeping in the middle of the night. And I walked into the dark and full on,

stepped on nutmeg. And she must have just seen me coming, like, hey, what's up? And then I just got this mush. She must have been like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You crushing that pussy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my god. Hold on. But cats have no idea that we can't see in the dark, right? They have no clue. Yeah, they probably think we see like they do.

They just all of a sudden, like, we go blind for no reason to them, right? And we step on their tails or something like that. All right, the other one, the other response I got was, do cats know why people want to squeeze them? Oh! Oh! Do cats know why people want to squeeze them? Jesus Christ.

And then do cats know when a person turns off the lights? I'm gonna make a leap here. Go ahead. I think whoever, or whatever whoever is talking about the lights is I think they're wondering if cats know that humans directly affect the lights, that we can hit a switch and turn them on or off. That being said, I think that one is Google.

I think Gavin said dukats the squeezing one. Because Gavin likes to squeeze things. And whenever he sees a cute animal, he goes like this. Woo! So that's by that. You know Joel does the same thing. Joel goes poor kitty. Pooh, kitty. And then he just like like slap it on the sides of its body. Yeah, he'll stand like a cat

I'll be walking and Joel will straddle it on either side with his legs and then he bends down and goes pat pat on either side with his hands Like he's never like he's read about people petting cats and he's just trying to figure it out Yeah, and it is gay pets on either And he says, he says poor kitty. Poor kitty. Here's what he says. To Joe the cat, he just says this. He goes, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat. He does it for like 20 minutes.

Cat, cat, cat, cat. That's why he's like tossing cat salad. I don't know. I don't know what it is. You can toss salad in a non-sexual way. It's the thing people do on a TV. Both involved that pussy. Yeah, but I don't know, Gavin, because I feel like if you were in a salad bar, where they

only serve salad. That'd be the name of a strip club. And the waiter asked you, do you want me to toss your salad? You would still laugh even in that. I am that hilarious. Yeah, but I'd want it done. Like, it's funny, but yeah, it makes that dressing in. Well, I'll give Meg one of those online sticks of butter and you guys can go to work. All right. So you both actually had the same answer. You both just like that. Gavin said the do cats know why people want to squeeze them.

Congratulations, you both got a point. Yes. So I had two in the audience realize that Gavin was the squeezing people one. Yeah. I do. I'm curious though on Google on I would like the answer to the question. Do cats know when we turn on the lights? You just got to click on it.

You find out. Is that the way that works? All right. I'll do that in a few. You just got to click on it. You find out. Is that the way that works? All right. I'll do that in a few minutes. You're the one asking, and it'll test me. So if I type this stuff in, and I see an autocomplete, that doesn't end up being recorded anywhere, right? What do you mean?

You'll search history? Yeah, do I have to hit Enter to do it? I think so. Because it's obviously taking the data as I'm typing it, right? I think you need to press Enter for it. No, I think it's getting sucked in. I think so. Because it's obviously taking the data as I'm typing it, right? I think you need to press the enter for it. No, I think it's getting sucked in. I think the type as you go. Yeah, I totally got it.

It would have to record it to then know that, oh, no, I have to be surges if they do it. Yeah. I just think Google takes everything they can, right? Yes, absolutely. Well, I mean, they give results as you type. Right. So it's obviously collecting the data and then using it, right? Yeah. Yeah. So why wouldn't they store it at that point?

Right. I wonder what are the most common, like, unsearched for search phrases that people type in. Like this typed it in, but it was too cheeky to press Enter. How do I bury a non-everybody? I wonder if we could get someone who heads up like Google Search Division to come on the podcast one day. That'd be awesome.

And talk about metrics and things like that. So I met a guy VidCon. He came up to me after a panel and he didn't want to be identified. So I'm totally breaking that confidentiality. But he was the guy who, he's one of the main guys who works on the content ID system that identifies like clips on YouTube and the algorithm that identifies

if they buy like copyright or whatever. So he likes to identify but does not like to be identified. que identifica como clip son YouTube y, ¿no, el algorithm que identifica si se va a ir a copyright o algo? Así que le gusta identificar, pero no lo gusta identificar. Sí, sí, sí. Así que lo interesante es que, obviamente, he pensado que el trabajo que él hace es bien, pero no lo que él era muy bien, si él se conoce.

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we're gonna do four, is that okay? Can we do four? Let's do four. Okay, where is, where is. The first thing that came back, where is the internet exactly? What? What?

Where, where is the internet? And the other one that came back is, where is the world's first poo right now? Gavin, that's Gavin. That's absolutely Gavin. I don't even, yeah, Gavin said the poo. Gus, do you want to talk us through this? Okay.

Where is the internet exactly? Is someone wondering what country has jurisdiction to regulate the internet? You're given a lot of credence to Gavin and Google buddy. I'm gonna think that one's Gavin Yeah, the internet. Where's the internet? Yeah, and Barbara saying the poo one? Absolutely Barbara has taken a commandingly two to one obvious obviously The fact that the word poo was used should have been poop poo poop, poo? Like a fecal matter or like anything that's more, I guess, official? You think someone asking that question would use fecal matter? No, but poo is a very Gavin word.

Well, I mean at some point life is just like cells dividing the stuff. But at some point something took a dump. Where was it? And what was it? Do you think it's a little bit? How big was this dump? sells dividing stuff. But at some point, something took a dump. Where was it? And what was it? Do you think it's a little bit? How big was this dump? No, it doesn't still exist.

It might be a fossil. A fossil. But it was somewhere is the first of everything. OK. The next phrase that I typed in was our polar bears. Our polar bears dot dot dot. First response I got was our polar bears even worried though. Are they worried? Are they really all that concerned about everything? And the other one was, our polar bears just regular bears that have not walked far south enough yet. Oh God, both of those are so fucking dumb.

Kiri them again? Yes. First one was our polar bears even worried though. The other one was our polar bears, just regular bears that have not walked far enough south. I'm gonna go with our polar bears worried though is Gavin. And it's two things that polar bears could potentially be worried about. It's the melting ice cap, so less place for them to hunt and stuff. And the second is their brittle penis bone. That dick snapping off right.

I think those are the two things a polar bear will be worried about. I'm going to do the opposite. I'm going to say polar bears haven't walked far south is Gavin. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. Oh, fuck. All right. Well, guys, you're going to get to go first on this one. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

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Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. and making its bones brittle. So they'll shag snap their knobs and then they can't make new polar bears. That, I- Backula, the dick bone, right? Yeah, you weren't on that podcast, but when we had Sally LaPage on, oh, okay. We came on and we talked about this.

Talked about that brittle penis. They got a brittle cock. Browl. Backula? Yeah. Sounds like a Bollywood vampire movie. No. It sounds like quantum leap. What's that? It sounds like quantum leap. Oh, Scott Backula? Yeah. Sounds like a Bollywood Vampire movie. No. It sounds like Quantum Leap.

What's that? It sounds like Quantum Leap. Oh, Scott Backula? Scott Polar-Pair and Penis Bones. That as a roll off the tongue is real. Or Arnold Schwarzenegger ever did a Dracula movie. I'll be Bacula. There we go.

That was a stretch. They had to psych themselves up for that one. That's a big deal. You know where it's like me, it's booing and applying it all the time. That's gonna be the title of my autobiography. All right, Gus, you get to answer first. I'm gonna give it the correct answer.

You guys have to choose different answers, so Barbara. Why do we have, okay. Nice first. Yeah. If I don't let it go first, I'll hear about it. Do you wanna go first, Barbara? I'll go first. You go first. All right, okay. He's first. Yeah. If I don't let it go first, I'll hear about it. Do you want to go first, Barbara? I'll go first. You go first.

All right, Barbara's going to go first. This is our tiebreaker. And what is the record at RTX this week? I think I'm still winning. Yeah, I think she's Barbara's only. I won last year, right? Yeah, I think so. I think so.

We should buy school board. This is how many people, how many people, how many people, how many people, does it take to officially be a crowd? How many people does it take to officially be a crowd? It's a good question. And the other one was, how many people doesn't take to officially be a crowd? It's a good question. And the other one was, how many people high is the moon? No.

Not that ridiculous. Very, very happy that I'm going first because how many people high is the moon is 100% Gavin? I don't know. I'm split on these. Are you? I'm really split. Unless he was trying on purpose to be smart to fuck us up.

It is a tiebreaker. I got to take the other one. But yeah, I don't know. They're both, they're both having stumped. They're both very stupid. Yeah. Still rating champion, Duncan man. Did you find out how many people highs the moon? No, mostly the ones I suggest I want to know.

How many people high is the moon? We can figure it out. We got some math right now. I mean, people are all different heights. How far away is the moon? 138,000 miles away I think. That was a hundred 100 days six. Uh, all right. Come on, you guys, when you watch at home,

you know how the fucking answers are. Yeah, that's so easy when it's on the spot, right? Yeah. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. The moon. Go shit on my dick. We'll say the synopsis on Wikipedia says 238,900 miles.

I was it? 238,900 miles. So we'll shut up, dude. I'm doing it right here. 238,900 miles times 5,280 feet. I thought it was the average person. So, five eight. One to say five eight, five seven. Should One to say five, eight, five, seven.

Should we just say six just to make it real six? No, we're like, that's the average type of man though. Well, we don't want to convert inches to, you know, percentage of feet. So let's just do six feet. Wait, Gavin, it's just an estimate. So if it's six feet, then it's 210,232,000. No, so we can do it. Yeah, we can do it. That's just thing the same thing.

I mean, not just us, a bunch of other people too, but you let's could. It'll be like that scene from the Lego movie, where they're all coming together. Lego Batman, Lego movie. Lego Batman. Batman. I feel like, what do we cheaper to do that than actually send another rocket? The problem is, they'd all die, Gavin. Yeah.

That is the issue. Just give him a hose to breathe through. And also, who is the person on the bottom that has 210 million people standing on their shoulders? Oh, yeah. I think he's volunteering. Well, I mean, ants could do it, can they? The equivalent?

But we did it for people to offer ants. Do it the calculation for ants. I'm not, I mean, ants could do it, couldn't they? They equivalent? But we did it for people to pull up our ants. Do it the calculation for ants. I'm not the person. Do you think there could be enough ants, like, to an ant, you're the moon? So do you think there could be enough ants that can stack up to reach your face? From where?

From where? From Cleveland, from the ground. LAUGHTER From where? What? Can you say could all the ants climb to my nose? No, he said how many, like if your face was the moon, how many ants would it take to get to your face? Yeah, how many ants would it take to get up to your face?

From the top. I'm going to do 150,000 ants. Do you think they could do that in one little stem? Well, they'd be like a Christmas tree shape. Do you think they could do it? Yeah. They absolutely could. Yeah. You think they could do it? Yeah. They absolutely could. Yeah.

You think so, really? Yeah. No doubt. Why don't we get people doing the Christmas tree shape and just mishamol in and? Then I take a lot more people to for that. We've got a lot of people. They're like 7 billion.

And that's why you're here today. There's a lot of pressure on the person who's like, gets to the moon. And at some point, you're stacking up, but then at some point, you're stacking down. What's the point at which you're stacking down towards? Wait, how are you stacking down? Because you're going up towards the moon. And at some point you're stacking up, but then at some point you're stacking down. So what's the point at which you're stacking down towards? Wait, how are you stacking down? Because you're going up towards the moon,

but then eventually you're reaching the surface of the moon, you're coming down. So you're saying like, as we approach the moon, some people get a jump off, stand on the moon, and then walk back towards the middle. That makes sense to me. No, no. No.

At some point you're going down, though, you go up towards the moon. At some point you're going down, though, you go up towards the moon. At some point in the middle of, well, like, the middle gravity zone will be really... The middle gravity zone. Well, like, it won't be heavy. You're just like floating in the middle. You're like, oh, it's a real top. Also like right now.

The moon's revolving around the earth. We're not at even more complicated factors. It's like, you build the humans up and you wait for the moon to come across. So what it sounds like is what we should be doing. You send a bunch of people to the moon, pyramid up, bunch of people on earth, and then as it comes by, well, high five, the very top of it. Just nailed it.

The best high five. I like that idea. Can you imagine if we actually somehow convince people that this was a worthy endeavor and we start doing it? And like the aliens that are watching us cloaked in the asher boil, be like, what the fuck are they doing now?

What would the velocity of that high five be? It would knock off your wrist. It would knock off your hands off, yeah. Yeah. It would just be two hands floating through space. You know how sometimes you go for the high five and you miss, wouldn't it be great if they missed on that one?

Oh fuck! And there's no ass, so that wouldn't even be a satisfying move. It would just be like... It becomes one of those, these were one person goes for the fist bump and one person goes for the hands like... I bet all awkward. This room could touch the ceiling in a Christmas tree. Oh. Yeah, easily.

We'll not do it. Man, easily. We're not doing it. Man, I really do want to try it now. They do that. What's the thing they do in some countries where they have the pole? And they were they they. Oh, it's like in Spain. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.

Yeah. What is this? They just they do this. They stack up and they go up a pole. And like there'll be a dude holding a pole. I can't you can't see my feet, but like jammed on the pole and then somebody else goes in his back and does it. What's it for?

People are bored as fuck. You know, that's what it's for. This is how I use Google all the time. What's the crazy Europe thing where they climb a pole? That's what I'm looking up. The crazy thing is that it gives you the right answer. I know. Crazy Europe pole climb. This is what we're looking is when it auto completed. This is when we need the

broadcast booth. They have that up. Dutch sport for Europe. Oh no, that's the pole vaulting in the marsh. No, I'm telling you it's Spain. Yeah, I'll find it here. It's crazy. They have a festival. They run away from the bowl and then they run up a pole. What's that? So, it's a solstice? It's a mage of festival. It's a solstice they do it for. Some festival. But the videos online are like somebody just taking it. They just fall and take a header from like 80 feet up.

It's crazy. I don't know how they convince people to do it every year. It's like those dudes who chase the wheel of cheese down the hill. Is that Scotland where they do that? Yeah, cheese rolling. Yeah, that's wicked. Would you go do that? Yeah. Let's do that. You want to look for the vlog? Go down the hill. Is that Scotland where they do that? Yeah cheese rolling. Yeah, that's wicked. Would you go do that? Yeah

Let's do that. You want to do a podcast trip to Scotland and we'll go chase. Let's absolutely do that. Yeah, you would do that. Yes. Yeah Is anyone from the is anyone from the sales team out there? Can you make that happen? The sales team out there. Can you make that happen? Nope. Don't see anyone. Damn, we'll talk to them later. I'm not gonna do it. I have a brittle bacula.

And I don't want to f-cum-est. I was really jealous that you guys went to that place for cle-t in New York City. What did we do? Re-clet, the cheese place. Oh my God. Yeah, it's a little different, but yeah, that place really does scrapey cheese.

Yeah. A little different to what? Rolling down a hill. Well, it's just two different, I mean, we ate cheese as opposed to chasing cheese and getting hurt. I mean, it's two different things. Was it a stick of cheese? Stop, stop.

Don't send me down that rabbit hole with us. I'll do that. Would you go, so what are some events? Would you go, if we filmed it, would you go run with the bulls? No. No. No. I don't think I can. I feel like that's cruel for the bull, though, isn't it? Like, the bulls? No. No? No. I don't think it's-

I feel like that's cruel for the bull, though, isn't it? Like, the bull doesn't want to be in that. I think it's cruel at the end. I think it's bad-ass for the bull for the first like 30 minutes, you know? So the most fun is ever had. That's like a dream come true. You guys keep saying bull, like, bull, and I keep imagining like a little glass bowl, like running down, like clanging around. Well, that's a sport you run with a glass bowl on each one.

This is kind of like- This is kind of the thought process that led us to do unconventional. Was this like, what are, like, if you think about like a weird convention or a weird event, like, what would you go to, and then just trying to identify those kinds of things? So I love this idea where you identify un-usual gathering and you want to go and experience it. Yeah. You know, people were trying to conjecture like what the next docs are going to be because what do you consider the ASMR doc to be Gavin? You consider that to be a Bernie doc or Gavin doc? Like Jeff had

tattoo his Gus head unconventional. I don't even know the point. The first one we did is being a barber doc. Like I think that- No, it's me and Blaine. Yeah, I think you could do like your own doc for something. That's why do you have to assign, why would you assign one person to it? Just because it's like if we're gonna do a Gavin documentary, what people say, oh, there's already a Gavin documentary.

It's the world's greatest head massage one, you know? I think you could come up with a topic for a documentary that would be a lot of fun. I don't think like any of the docs, maybe except unconventional really focuses on only one person. I would call it that one person doc. Even the tattooist I would call that Jeff and Griffin's doc. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

But it's usually like, focuses on one of the key personalities. We try to put that front and center. What would your doc be about? Well, I did the ASMR one. I don't know. I have to think about it, I guess. I guess I kind of go through that whole process for the vlog because I'm always trying to come up with stuff to do for that you know. But I don't know I

have to think about it. Have you done a vlog yet where you just did nothing? No. Wait you just like sat on your couch in your underwear for the whole vlog. Like you've actually filmed your real life? Yeah, yeah. No. Because you can't do that. Oh, someone real wants that one. I'm sure if you tell me that was the guy in the window who yelled that. Do it. And not some of you made it into the room.

Like do you think if you uploaded a vlog that was you napping in your underwear on a couch for eight minutes, do you think people wouldn't watch that? I'd watch it. I'd watch it. I'd watch it. It should be you sitting down and falling asleep within eight minutes. I will do a vlog where I fall asleep.

It'll be like two minutes of content and then eight hours of video though, because I'll be asleep and I can't turn off the camera. That's still content. That'd be the longest video Rustees ever put up, surely. You hear me snoring. There's a YouTube channel, I think we've talked about on the podcast before. There's a YouTube channel of a guy who films himself sitting cross-legged, staring at a camera, smiling for four hours at a time. That's really, it's kind of scary.

And if people watch that shit... Nobody watches that though. You watch it? Every day. Every day. I come off it. Why do you watch that guy? How bored? There's a lot of content on the internet. He's bored enough to be here. You have the internet and porn. There's no reason to be bored. Gee, I mean, Gus and I, when we were, I mean, I was thinking about this the other day, the internet and mobile phones in particular have ended boredom. Like if I go somewhere and they say, oh, it's going to be a few minutes or the doctor can't see you right away, I'm like, I don't give a shit. I'll just sit here and do what I normally do, you know, and I'll just do it in your office

as opposed to, you know, before mobile phones, you just sit there and stare at the wall. I almost like having to wait now where I go to places because it's like a time to just decompress and check email and like do all your shit that you weren't able to do during the day. Yeah. Like, here's a two hour wait. It's like awesome. I feel like we have kind of transcended boredom in a weird way.

You know, and then that has its own drawbacks where, you know, people aren't alone with their thoughts and things like that. But it's like, yeah, I don't have that feeling of being bored very often. You have to be bored to come up with a good idea, I think. Yeah, you do have to be bored to come up with a good idea. It's like a reset for the mind. Yeah, it's the shower is full. It's be bored in the shower? Well, there's nothing to do, apart from... We're not bringing up the shower. I know, I'm so glad, Barbara, that he brought it up. I'm so glad. It was a revelation to learn that Gavin has never, ever washed his butt. That's what you mean, I've never washed my butt.

What do you mean, I've never washed my butt. That's exactly what you want about. That is exactly what you said. So Gavin talked about how he's in the shower and he doesn't use his hands on his butt. He just kind of, what do you bend over and open it and let stuff, like, the water go in? I mean, if you want, like kind of, what do you bend over and open it and let stuff, like, the water go in?

I mean, if you want, like, I'm what I do, so I'll grab a cheek with each hand. So, spread them and just be like, and it's sort of like itself cleaning. The friction will brush off any debris, and the water is flushing through there anyway, and also... Debris! All right, all right. I don't wanna touch my anus with my fingers so what are the times I'll do?

Why? I gotta eat with those in that. But what I have done is I've gotten like, suds from my body are like some soap shower gel. I'll put it on this side of my hand and I'll just sort of like karate chop in the crack and it has like this it sort of blasts everything out with some soapy suds How many karate chops maybe like five? The thing is the reason I don't do more is because it sounds like I'm whanking

Just like okay if you want to go back to the original method of grabbing the cheeks and going, whatever that is, does anyone show up hands? Anyone else wash themselves that way. See, you're free. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know all the way to this convention to learn that. You're free. What I was interested in is does anyone use the karate chop method?

One. Look, the same beat. That's self-developed. No, what is that like a soft, soft, to do it methodfully? What's that? Who taught you how to wash your anus correctly? Nobody.

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You actually are clean people without swamp ass. Yeah. Who's? What are the rest of you do? They go into public swimming pools. Here's what I do. I just lay down a bar of soap in my bathtub, and I sit on it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in the shower. Oh, this is good. Okay. Who does not pee in the shower? That is a really

majority. Really? That is a significant majority. Mom! You do not. I'm shocked. I guess it's not gender. I thought I was in the majority. I'm not. Yeah, of course. It's weird. OK, OK, another one, another old podcast favorite. Who sits and wipes? I do. I'm going to raise my hand for this one. You're my people. Who stands and wipes?

That's not all the hands. That's not everyone. A lot of people didn't vote there. But sitting was, sitting was higher. You know, I had to admit, I, I used to stand in wipe and then y'all made me feel real self conscious about it. So now I try to sit in wipe. And I've always scared that when I do it, my hands gonna go into the toilet water. There's so much, there's so much distance between like, ainess and the war.

But you're not used to doing it. You're just like, yeah, but Barbara doesn't have the same equipment. She just had the depth-finder to know how far away she is. Just like, to her, it's all imagination of the distance, you know? She knows it's there. Yeah, I don't have like, my labial lips aren't like hanging down, like, like a pair of balls. The family's right there. So a lot of people's families are here.

Gus, how do you wash the old? The rain. I've got a scrubby. With scrubby, like a, like a butt sponge. Yeah. That's, that's gotta be really dirty though. So swap it out every now and then.

So you use it once? No. So at some point, you're like washing your anus and then you put it down. Well, you also like rinse it off. Yes. I just think about some poor sponge that lived its life in the ocean. It got plucked out one day and it was like, oh, this is terrible. I love the ocean.

Well, maybe this will be a fun adventure. Then the lawn comes guss in the supermarket. I would draw that through that and then with my fingers, though. Guess what? I think the nails. The weird thing is you do neither. You just like, you've never washed your butt ever. I use water pressure and cry chop.

LAUGHTER Could that be a shirt? Cry chop. There's soap up there. If anything, it's blasting the soap up. I'm getting a deeper clean. You know you should get no one's answering this, which is probably some in the soap up. I'm gonna get a deeper clean. You know you should get, you should know when the answering is, which is probably

some of the hands that we're missing, you should just get one of the detachable things and just let that do the work. If you don't want to touch anything, you just get the thing with the thing, and you go in your thing. You don't have one. This sounds really expensive.

Oh, it's not really. It's like 30 bucks. Yeah, it's 30 bucks and it's very easy. But save the 30 bucks and never wash your butt. That's the, that's the boss. It's bossed and clean. That is the highest level of clean. When you were living in the UK,

are bid days a thing in the UK, they were just, my grandparents had one, yeah. They had a bid day. It was separate one. It wasn't like in the toilet. It was like you have to squat over a different bowl. Yeah, separate one. It wasn't like the Japanese fancy toilet.

Yeah, it wasn't like a toto. So how do you not have that yet? Because you love those bidet toilet seats. How do you not have one of those yet? I don't have an outlet in my bowl. That's the problem, right? And then if you're gonna put an outlet in a bathroom, you not have one for like,

razors or hair dryers or anything like that? That's at the sink. Yeah. You could get it like an extension and like, water, and stuff like that. Just poop in the sink. It's Barbara's next poll. I have a bidet that plugs into the wall.

It's like just a toilet seat attachment. And the other day, there was a huge thunderstorm here in Austin and my power went out, which meant like everything that was plugged in or like anything that was connected to the internet went off. And then, it instantly came back on, so my Alexa started powering up, but my bidet also started powering up again. So Alexa was like, hello, and then at the same time, I hear, eh. It just starts blasting without asking any questions.

It's clearing itself out, because it's restarting. But it was like, oh, everything is coming to life. So it just comes out and sprays water, right? Yeah. Would you like one that had a little hand that just sort of karate chop? When I went to... I was going to bring up something else about the bidet.

I went to Korea a few months ago. And the hotel I was staying in had a bidet. And they had maybe the most aggressive icon on the bidet control for showing what the bidet does. Oh wow. Oh wow. It's on the inside. The icon shows like water shooting up inside of you. Up in the butt.

Yeah. Listen, Gus, you got to take it day by day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, you all just lost one metal detector for tomorrow. Do you want to lose two? Okay, so the worst function on the bidet is the dryer. And here's, I don't use it anymore, because the first time I used it, you don't realize you're sitting on it and then you use the dryer and it just like blows all the air through all your bits, like out,

like between your legs where your nose is Like a dry blow. Oh wow. Yeah, that seems like a bad design. So you just get to like sniff your hot stink. Yeah God You gotta keep your legs closed if you use the dryer on a bidet pro tip Why can't it blow downwards? Go ahead. What was that? I like curvy air.

I like curvy air. I like curvy air. No, I like the air. Yeah, like blow up around the ball, get that stink, get it down, straight down the middle, and like dry off all the... I'm not like that diagram of an airplane wing It'd be like that picture of the water in the butt but coming out

That's the end. That's like that's like a Gavin a Google complete. Why can't have a day blow down? I'm gonna look at that. Why can't a bidet It's a big good. Yeah, let's see. What is that one? It's gonna be bad. Yeah, It takes me a while to find good ones. There's nothing you know a lot of complete for why can't it a day because a bidet can do everything So no one's searching for it. I hope I spelled bidet, right? B-I-D-E-T. It would be tough if you lived in a country that had bidets and then you came to a country that didn't that would be a big adjustment I think it's less of an adjustment to go the other way. Like if you live in a toilet paper country

and then you go to a bidet country, that's not so bad. It's when, the big adjustments when you go to one of the heads, neither. That's just, you're in a hand country. Yeah, you're in, what you do with your anus every morning apparently. What's that? Well, a lot of people all over the world do it all the time.

They do it in worse situations than I'm doing it, so. You just karate chopping away. All right, should we, I mean, we literally have 10 minutes left. Should we do questions? Let's do a couple. I see. I'm like, all right, we're going to do some questions. I'll see you guys later.

I feel more de-enough people. We're not going to get anymore people. So if you're getting up, don't bother. Yeah, yeah, already do we have more than enough of the next 10 minutes. We really do. Oh, lightning round. Right. All right. So let's start over here with questions. I have two. First one. We all know Gus, Drunkest Knight, is cheese master. Yes. What is the rest of y'alls? I was full-crowned night by far. Yeah, I was Disney help desk night. Oh my god

What's that? VidCon. We've talked about it. Yeah, that's an RTA when Gavin got so drunk at VidCon That he was trying to smash my phone into constantly and I wrestled with him for like two hours and then just threw him in an elevator and said You're somebody else's problem now. Just hit all the buttons and got out of the elevator. Also could you guys who all worked on the RT, I mean, RBB, could you sign this? I mean, afterwards hopefully you can catch us over here to sign stuff. Nope, nope, nope, sorry. Security issue. Sorry, no, we can't sign anything.

Hopefully we can figure something out. So yeah, over here. Wait, me? Okay, I'm stupid. Hopefully we can figure something out. Okay. Yeah. Over here. Wait, me? Yeah. Okay. I'm stupid. Oh, look who it is.

How are you doing? I'm doing well. And actually, I do have a question, but first I wanted to be like a creepy kiss ass for a second. Go ahead. You and Gus were talking about which one of you you think is the better person first. Gus, I do think you're great, but I kind of have like this bias towards thinking Bernie is one of the best people I've ever met.

Man, I used to like you. That's so sad. I still think you're great. I really do. Anyway, my actual question was like, who is your favorite character's voice and why? I bet you've probably been asked that before, but refresh my memory. I'm having a blast voicing Taeyang in Chibi specifically. That is a lot of fun. I mean, I had a blast doing Taeyang in Ruby Proper, but I feel like I've done more Chibi lines than I have proper Ruby lines.

Yeah. Yang is always been my favorite character to voice because it's just my own voice. So it's very easy to do. But I've been having a lot of fun with Maris as well. She's really, really on the voice. I love her. How many of you were surprised at Naris as a girl in that episode? Spoiler alert. Really? I was in like the approvals for watching an episode of Camp Camp. And when it came up that Naris was a girl in that episode, spoiler alert. Really, I was in the approvals for watching an episode of Camp Camp.

And when it came up, the nearest was a girl. And the episode was like, nearest is a girl. How did I miss that? And then I watched the audience have that huge reaction in the same way. Yeah. What about you? I like voice in Gavin in Let's Place.

Yeah, my favorite is Simmons, because it's the only one I voice. All right. And just a shout out to Hannah. For those of you who don't know Hannah a few years ago, she was in a car with five, she was one of five people in the car. They had a huge accident on their way to RTX from the East Coast.

Unfortunately, three of her friends died and Hannah was severely injured, went through a long recovery process. She finally made her trip to RTX last year, made it all the way here, and it is now a guardian this year. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Love you, Hannah.

Let's go over here. Alright, this is a question for Bernie. Do you think Rooster Teeth will ever try a podcast for a film in television review again? Oh, a movie based one? We did. We would do it again, this is what they're saying. So I was just trying to enjoy the show.

Yeah, we just did enjoy the show. I mean, that was very recent. Yeah, maybe we'll see. We talk about it a lot. It does seem like it would work, but we don't have a good tracker to doing that. I mean, maybe the no could. We talk about it a lot. It does seem like it would work But we don't have a good tracker to doing that. I mean, maybe the no could probably do a better job Maybe and we could So speaking of the world's greatest head massage doc

I was headed near that area last fall and I looked into possibly Meeting Baba to get a head massage for his channel into possibly meeting Baba to get a head massage for his channel. But when I went to his channel, I saw that it's still the two videos you guys made. Yeah. Is that people not wanting to put their videos on Baba or does he not have access? It's tough because Baba doesn't even have a phone that you can reach him on. So it's really hard to coordinate and he lives in a very rural part of India. So it's hard to coordinate and help him out. I got a glimmer of hope of being able to help him take the next step in that where there's an ASMR artist called I believe it's ASMR barber.

He currently has a crowdfunding campaign running to bring Bob into the US and go on a tour. So if you liked Bob of the Cosmic Barber, you should check that out. It doesn't look like it's going to fund, unfortunately. It had a very lofty goal. But maybe, hopefully, if Bob becomes a US, we can figure something out. Or maybe get Bob of the RTX London, that'd be awesome. That'd be awesome.

Awesome. Keynote. Can I get a head massage if you do so? Yeah, be great. I think you can probably have time for maybe two more. Real quick. Can I get changed for 20? No. All right, over here. Can I get change for 20? No

All right over here. What's your question over here? Hey, y'all I was wondering Quick game out of all y'all who would you fuck Mary kill? Out of all of us kind of an under all just up there could I kill all of them kind of an unfair question? Obviously everyone's gonna fuck Gavin Yeah, but he has a dirty butt. It's clean. I would marry Bernie. Yeah, you go. Because he's got that Tesla. Sorry, Ashley. That's what I call it. I guess fuck Gavin because I'd feel weird about that with Gus. I wouldn't have it any other way, Barbara. But Gus, I wouldn't want to kill you either.

So I just, you know, let you do your thing. I see how it is. I'm going to give him the same way. I think I would kill Gus and Mary Barb and I would have a very magical evening with Gavin. We would get the shower. I like Ron and Chappie John. I like that you're like, I'm the complete opposite. Can I kill Gus still though, obviously.

I'll really bet. Okay, okay, um, funny story. Well, I was wearing this mask while running down Nietzsche street. I came around This is a guy and he was freaked out saying this face of the face of a monster or a great or a burned victim So well, that's a god. Let me tell you something When we had our office downtown we still have our office at 7th and congress the building no longer exists I know what you're gonna say. I had the worst run-ins with the homeless every day. One time I was walking across the street and this homeless woman was walking across and

she stopped. She had a thing for us. She stopped me, looked me in the face and said, I know you. And I said, oh yeah, she said, you raped me once. Violent. Oh, good boy. Nope, nope, I do not know you. Get walking very loud, dude. That woman was Esther Sarola.

Oh God. Another time I was leaving the office. That's like the worst wrong number ever. I was in the office leaving. I called my wife. I was on the phone with her walked out down to the street. I was walking down the street and a homeless person saw me. she got up in my face, was staring at me, I put the phone and I said, what do you want? And she said, you can't ignore me, and ticked me in the shins and ran off.

So I don't know, we don't get along. Then you also see two different homeless tits the same week. I did. Like separate tits, though, and separate women. Many times. You know, if you're at all curious, our old office, it's really kind of strange to go see it.

It's down at seventh in Congress. It's now a sofa tell hotel, but it's almost like they set the hotel back further in a lot and they maintain the structure of the old two-story building that was there. So it kind of just looks like they renovated our old office and then put a hotel on top of that. So it's weird to see that space though where it's like the place where we made so many videos just doesn't exist or we can go sit there and now drink like at the lobby bar or something that's weird. Probably last question here. Yeah probably last question. Hi guys. So what

is the moment that you all witnessed of each other that is the epitome of your personalities? Like what is the most Gavin Gavin has been? Interesting question. That's an interesting question. I got it, if you give me more time, I could definitely come up with that. I guess that's a long process. Yeah, that's a really good question.

I don't know if I can think of that. Yeah. Gus storming out of the van when I asked him if he wanted to go to Vegas. Bernie not stopping asking if I want to go to Vegas. So here's what happened. Here's what happened. We've been over this. He said, I don't want to hear Vegas anymore. I'll get out of the van if you say Vegas to me.

If you ask me to go to Vegas one more time. And I said, okay, I swear, I've got to- When I said, that's not what I said. I said I will get out of the van if you say Las Vegas one more time. And I said, okay, I'm done, I will not mention Las Vegas again. No, that is not what you said. That is not what you said. You said, are you that mad?

You would really get out of the van if I say Las Vegas again. And at that point, it's a challenge to me, because I have just said I'm going to leave and you immediately say it back to my face. Yeah, that was the moment. That was it. That was it. It's also like all the moments after that when he claims that he's right.

That's like my whole experience with guys. Who would have left the van? Okay, we can have anyone be ss. And I can't think of it in particular, but there's something incredibly stupid that we did while traveling together. I'm sure. Like, we ended up somewhere where we weren't supposed to be, or... It's really bad that we can't pinpoint a specific stupid moment. You know what? I can do two things together. I can do the time that you and I were on a plane together.

You were four people in front of me in security. There was some massive delay that I didn't get through security for 15 minutes after that and The plane was leaving and Gavin just got on the plane and left without me Didn't tell the flight crew or anything that I was on my way Look if you're 30 seconds behind me at security you're not gonna be more than eight minutes behind me on the plane Somehow you were that's not my fault. It was assuming to stop the plane. Yes I'm surprised that they didn't wait for you. Why? I don't know, because you checked in, I assume, and they knew you were coming.

They didn't wait for shit. They'll leave you. Alright. Alright. Anybody else? Anything else? I would have to think about that a little harder. That's a really good question.

That's a really good question. We should want to cover that in the next podcast. Get all the next podcasts. We'll come back to that one. Come over some good moments. Alright, everybody. Thank you for coming podcasts. Yeah. We'll come back to that one. Come with some good moments. All right, everybody, thank you for coming out. Thank you.

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