Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin vs Soup - #575

Episode Date: December 17, 2019

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It was a bizarre short. We needed to get really close and central with each other. Didn't this one the idea for this one started off almost as a joke? That's good. you should write that. Yes. And now, like, we had to film it. Yes, and it was written and we filmed it today. It was exactly.

Yeah, I was like, that would be funny if we guessed each other and then it was just like, and then everyone may count today. That is close. Probably we'll get without like, signalling any HR flag, probably. They probably should have been signaled. We were talking before, as we were filming, we, you know, we were, I forget what was, someone maybe was blamed was looking on Reddit, maybe it was John actually I think, and he was like, what qualifies it's not safe for work here?

Oh God. Like what's something that you couldn't click on or that you couldn't watch. Like here at Rooster Team, not a film. Yeah, probably not that. But I've seen like car accident videos where someone probably died. You've also sent me a ton of snuff. I have.

What did she, she, wow. You digitizing, you digitizing your faces of death, VHS tapes, and the sending of us that was before HR existed. It was, yeah, there were only like six of us working at the time. Whenever someone you started out with sent them all the shocking videos I could to try to desensitize them. He would set my desktop background to just the worst stuff.

I fell off the stool once. In the kitchen, I didn't have a desk. I worked with the kitchen. It was like a beautiful apartment. Yeah. And I was just logged back in. I was like, no. You got you got to make sure that people know what they were in for.

I feel like people that start off working at Ristratif, young, loser, innocence earlier than maybe others do. How are you when that happened? That's specific incident, Gama, when you fell off the stool. 18. I don't know if I saw those things in 18. That was nervous for some. That would have been 2000 and six. I don't know. Just under the wire. Just under the wire. Just under the wire. Just under the wire. Just under the wire.

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Yes. So she's like jumped as naked. Like without a braille. Oh yeah, she's naked and she just runs towards the lens jumps up Both legs and you see full vagina and then once it completely like It goes to black then it goes into the baby scene of So you can only imagine you should Imagine dinner this year. Yeah, it's an Oscar container this year. It's Can we just go? Yeah, if you can find that Eric. No, I think I heard a very confused no.

Okay, so we can watch it, but we can't show it. Okay. I mean we can show it and cut it out of YouTube. No, I don't want to do that. I don't know if that's soundboarder, if that's real error, that could be either. We really could go either way. Clip it. Ready to hand if you want to see that woman hug the camera with that. They can go find themselves. But that means this all in the other way down. You just want to watch it.

Maybe you just take a moment right here right now, just watch it. I think it's only like 10 seconds. So if you need to do that for yourself right now, please do. I'm gonna see it. He doesn't want to watch it. He makes, he wants to make me show it to everybody. I'm actually gonna look away.

Yeah. I'm actually gonna look away. I'm gonna wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I must have this, I know we talk about this regularly. I must have the strangest Google search because history because I just looked up naked woman jumps on a camera.

But earlier I was having a conversation with Anna and we were standing over here, we were talking, we were talking about Howard Hughes. And we were talking specifically about how, towards the end of his life that he had like compulsive hoarding and that he would hoard jars of urine and feces and- Finger nail clippings.

Right, just like all kinds of unusual stuff. So then we, I started trying to figure out what percentage of people do that? So I started trying to Google search like percentage of people who save their urine and you get like weird, like I couldn't find the answer, but I got weird like, is it safe to drink your partner's urine? I was like, no, that's not what I'm looking for.

Oh. All these weird, ancillary questions. And did you find anything? I couldn't find it. Isn't that a doctor in India who prescribes people his piss to make him better? What? Or does he drink his own piss?

Does someone make other people better? Yeah. No, well, I read, actually, we just discuss this and always open last week that Cosmerio came back from Europe with Dicentary and how there is such a thing that doctors other people better? Yeah. No, well, I read, actually, we just discuss this and always open last week that, because Maryl came back from Europe with Dissentary and how there is such a thing that doctors will put, when you were on that too, you were on the,

yeah, Dr. Opie, put other people's poop inside of your own. Oh, yeah, like a fecal. See, I didn't know about that. So this piss thing, you could be on as something. Yeah, but I don't think piss should go in a mouth. No. Just add up. Poop, poop, poop, going into the bumming sense.

Drawing a hard line. Does that eye for one thing? That's my platform. Platform. P out of mouths. Are you gonna put other people's mouth? No, freezing dude. No, that's, we've already made the bumper stickers.

It's going out like that. It's too late. I'm happy to get someone else's piss put in my bladder if it needed to be, but not in my mouth. How much do I have someone else's piss put in your bladder? What do you mean how much? You just said you're happy to have it done. I think it was like a medical issue.

Well, you know, how much for us to do it right now? Yeah. A, who's piss? I'll pee in your bladder. I would do that for a hundred grand. Okay. Medical care has gotten outrageous in this country. Is it something we're gonna do something about this?

All right, let's crowd fun, hundred grand. So I can pee into you. We'll figure out the logistics later. I doubt that it's into it's probably some intermediary device I'm sure you have the tube of some kind. Yeah, you wouldn't have to do surgery You could just we could just do a catheter, baby push it far enough up Jesus, oh hell We could dock. Oh. I don't think we need to miss this. I just learned that we have a plan.

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We have a plan. We have a plan. We have a plan. We have a plan. We have a it probably. Probably. Huh. How'd you learn about that at Rooster Teeth? I did. We were on set a couple of weeks ago. And somebody, they were making jokes about docking. And of course, the first thing that I think of is like Armageddon when they're trying to dock at the International Space Station up there, you know, trying to, you know, that's what I think about.

But they're like, no, it's not that. And they go and explain to me the penises together. So then I learned what that was. Well, I mean, it's a play that I went to HR. What? No. Just headbutting. Thank you. Oh.

Oh. Actually, I think it might have been you and Adam Covick at last year's Christmas party. You guys told me what that was. Don't get it? Yeah. Oh. So thank you.

Well, you're welcome. Yeah. All right. That just came to you. Welcome. Yeah. All right. That just came to me. Education. It is. So to think, did I go to last year's Christmas? Why? Yeah. Obviously, you gave a seminar from what I hear. Oh, in my tent talk. Yeah.

His yearly Christmas set up. Like, I was going to get drunk and talk about something this year at the Christmas party. Let's find out what just wrestled the microwave from that whole moment. You're gonna be talking. You're done, Matt. You're talking. I'll do it next year. I'll do a seminar.

Do it. Okay. You got a year to prepare. We just had our holiday party this past weekend. I want to sign up, though. I don't want to just do it to the whole company. I want people there. You want them to want to be there? Yeah. And they want to sign up, though. I don't want to just do it to the whole company. I want people there. You want them to want to be there? Yeah, they want to learn.

I'm just going to go up and start talking about docking in front of you. People have kids in the stuff. Well, maybe they're kids need to know. Well, wait, where are kids? I don't know. Why? There are some people here who are like real grownups

who don't want to hear me talk about. I know, yeah. Yeah. Docking and things. Yeah. No, you're punretired. She did. She was our grown-up.

Mm-hmm. I disappointed her on so many times. She hated all of my Halloween costumes. And by all I mean, the penis touched my wolf at three. Yeah. Well, she had to see it all the time. That's? My warfare three. Yeah. Well, she had to see it all the time. It's definitely back at the old studio down south.

Yeah, I was sat in my, I told this recently actually. I was just sat in my chair working and she walked by and she was like, oh, what are you? And I swung around on my chair and the ball swung around. And she was just like, oh, I walked up. Oh, come on. Man. That was easy. I was walking out of the other building across the parking lot earlier today. And as I walked out, turn around and looked, and someone walked out of that building wearing

a flaming hot Cheetos costume. That was Devon. And I didn't think twice about it. I just saw the costume. They're just at work. That was Devon. There was Devon. I don't know how he got that or where he found it,

but he's been walking around. And then he feels like it's appropriate because he's a snack guy here. So he feels like he should just wear snacks. Does he wear outside at work? No, he just received it today and he's just been wearing it at work. I don't think he'll wear that outside.

If he does, he'll probably have a chat with him. I feel like he'll be working comedy or sketch, the same thing. Like long enough, you're just expected to see kind of strangers. I was in a sketch troupe for years, and my back seat was like wigs and costumes and like a plastic skeleton. Like there's just going to be, you're just going to see stuff like that and not batting eye. So like, oh yeah, just move that skeleton over and those like soiled wigs and like weird costumes.

Just slide them over. It's fine. Be careful, that's the good skeleton. Yeah. Yeah. That's the hero one. We can use that one for close-ups later. That's right.

I do love that about working here, though, which is that you never know what you're gonna see and who you're gonna run into as far as like, oh, that person's dressed up like penis today. That's cool. That's cool, okay. Yeah, that person's dressed up like penis today. That's cool. That's cool, okay. Yeah, yeah. That's okay with me.

We'll deal with that later. Yeah. Or getting uncomfortably close to your coworkers. That's another thing I thought about today is that we, as a group, we have, I mean, I've been here for four years now, and I definitely have gotten very close to everybody, even if I didn't want to, it just kind of happens.

We've been physically close to each other, now mentally and emotionally. I had to fake kiss Blaine, you know, years ago on a short. So it's just like, fake kiss him. So it like, we, we, we, we massed it because of the, the way the shot was, so we like connected foreheads and pretend like we were,

mm, you know, like you kiss. Which kiss which by the way apparently mad after that said that hey in the future let's just have them really kiss because they it didn't look great it looks super good yeah that's how shit I mean I get we will kiss people on camera am we I have but not not here at Rooster Teeth we weren't tech we weren't playing characters we weren't playing ourselves, so it would have worked, but we play ourselves now in these core sketches, so it would be weird to kiss your coworker, you know what I mean?

But if we were playing characters, then I disagree with you. Oh, okay. The R.T. cinematic universe, gotta keep it all straight. I mean, being someone who played themselves and kissed a man and a woman. That's right.

That one. Yeah. That was one of the first things I saw at Roochee. Those like, damn. Let's just go at it. Yeah. Just drink a bunch of coffee and then you're set. Well, then the apartment definitely wants to get out

of that kiss as fast as possible. Yes. That's funny. I think everyone loves the smell of hot coffee. Most people love the smell of hot coffee. Most people love drinking a hot coffee. But it's like, if you smell cold coffee or like coffee on someone's breath or like stale coffee, it's like-

Same with booze in it. Disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. Vile. Actually, most booze sucks to smell in the glass. I hate the smell of whiskey. So much. Would you prefer it and someone's breath though? Okay, come give grandma kiss. No, it's just not good all right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah bars have that general like alcohol

Stance from like all everything that's been spilled over the years Yep, those barags that were once stark white now, just like a dingy, brownish gray. Yeah. Yeah. And then they don't worry. They clean your glasses without with that. Yeah. What do you have?

Yeah, nothing. Thank you. Nothing that that rag has never touched. A bottle of beer that it was just opened and I watched you open it. That's what I want. Yeah. Years ago, I went to, I'm going to ruin bottles of beer for you.

Years ago, I went to a party at Bernie's house. And... Not good so far, go ahead. Yes, terrible. And I spent for beer and he got a beer. And I think he poured it, the first one, like, in a glass. And I was like, okay, cold. Didn't pay attention.

He finished my beer. Then I saw that he had got the beer out of a nice chest. I was like, oh, I'm just gonna get the beer. Like, I know where it is now. So I grabbed a beer out of the ice chest that was, you know, obviously in ice cold. I took the bottle opener, popped the top off, and I looked at it, and the entire lip of it,

which is covered in rust. He had had those beers for so long, like just sitting in water that the capsidious rusted, and that's why he had poured the first one into a glass. And, could you- It's like Billy Beer, what is that making why he had poured the first one into a glass. And, uh, it's like Billy beer. What is that? I mean, it is. 80s.

So yeah, even a ball of beer can be gross. I don't know. Yeah. Be careful. Yeah. I don't even know if I would have opened it important in a glass and drink it. Yeah. I don't know if I would have either.

It'd been that old, you know? I think he had even left it outside like In an ice chest filled with stale water Bears part of a promotional time with Jim Carrey's the mask Can't be drinking this I would definitely drink mosque. I would do that Release your inner Loki Never mind me. I saw this story. Who's the YouTube video? I think I saw it over the weekend, where there's this restaurant in Thailand.

They're like, I can't make a bunch of stuff, whatever. But the thing they're known for is this one soup that they have. It's like their specialty. And apparently they've been serving this same bowl of soup for 45 years. They've left it like every night, like whatever. serving this same bowl of soup for 45 years. They've left it like every night, like whatever, they make it in a big bowl and they start selling it throughout the day. Then as it gets low, they pour more shit into it.

So it's like, it's never been fully emptied and cleaned out. It's just the same bowl of soup that they've been stirring and heating up and selling for 45 years. And it sounds bad enough, but when you watch the video, it's like in this giant, I don't know, let me give you a walk or a pot or something, and they're cooking it.

And it looks like it's in a pedestal, like a special place, like, oh, this must be like a, like they know, like they've been making this super 45 years, they must have like this place of honor dedicated for this soup. No, that's what has just spilled out from the bowl as they stir it. And it's like hardened and encrusted around it. And it looks like a brown plastic container to hold

the soup in place. I love it. I love it. That's so close in every wonderful way. But I say that if I was there at that restaurant, I would eat that soup. I would too. Right. Yeah, I mean, you'd have to. Yeah. But think of how many sneezes have gone in it over the years. And it's, and coughs.

It's big. Yeah. But they probably served that already. It's like when they take readings, they like core the ice in Antarctica, and you can see all the different layers. The strata. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Uh. When they finally chisel those like stalagmites and stalagtites of soup off the base of that, oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's like almost to the top.

Yeah, there's a lot of, it's a crater. Super residue leftover. It's like we're, it's like we're superman. Yeah, good God. There's a wider shot. No, that's nasty. No, I'm completely backpedaling on this.

I would eat the soup thing. You got to eat the soup. Like you you go somewhere It's like there's a weird things. Yeah. Yeah, you can't get that anywhere else. Yeah, that's a health code violation of the US Yeah, taking dumps and sandwiches That's a delicious soup that's so popular. They've had it on the menu for 45 years the same soup Yeah, that's so popular, they've had it on the menu for 45 years, the same soup. Yeah. That's good stuff.

Um, I don't know how to process that. I'm trying to think of all the stuff, all the oopsies that people have done over the years. It's like, all the oopsies. We're not like poos, but like, just like, oh god, this is the 20 year old soup. Oops, just can tap, oh well. And then 20 years later, they're still serving it.

It's a, it's just out in the open. So when they go home at night, they obviously turn the flame down. So, so whatever happens at the bottom of the pan overnight, because then they turn it back on in the morning, because they don't leave it hot all night. I don't know. You know what's in the bottom of that soup?

Amelia Earhart's bones. A very bottom of that soup. They haven't dredged them out yet. Like, right at the bottom. Like, at one point, a rat jumped in. And no one got it out. No one knew. No one noticed. They might still be living down there.

That's not a question. Yes, that's true. It's in the witness of protection programs. No one is lying in the bottom of a bowl of soup in Thailand. Yeah. Superlantist, that's just dumb. You would eat that. I would totally eat that soup.

Even if that really scraped the bottom and gave you a good deep serving. I would eat the soup the way they serve it. I would not eat some fucked up. The bottom of that is just like vanta black. It's that thing that's just like absorbs all lights. Just the darkest substance on it. Light doesn't know what to do when it hits it. It's just like, I'm gonna go this way.

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Oh God, that's... No, I wonder if... I guess not, but it's like, you see all the residue in the crud outside the bowl. You think that like the bowl has become more shallow over the years, like there's crud on the bottom now, like they can't fit as much soup in as the YouTube. Like, soup is just be like one inch of soup. Yeah, and that's what it can make.

We get a little baby pool of soup. So what they do, they just pull out the residue put it in a new bowl Like a deep a bowl. I don't I don't know if they have a backup plan We should we should start a soup We got it. Yeah The arcade came out on YouTube this week was three soups too many Talking about getting too much soup and it was barbushable. Oh my God. We should start. We should start a soup.

And we'll eat it on next year's extra life. What would be in your soup? It should be some of the simple, I think. Something without nugs that can rot. Like no meat lumps. That's smart. No mushrooms and shit. Maybe just like a bisque.

A bisque? A bisque? Wait, isn't a bisque? A tomato based? Is it? It is. Yeah, there's just a normal broth with nothing in it. If I just tomatose soup.

I think, yeah. It's a tomato basil. Just keep that thing. Yeah. Just keep it moving. Yeah, that's the thing is like, I feel like someone always has to be stirring it. It can't be just one with like a bar at the bottom. Does the string automatically? Finns. Finns, yeah. It's like, I don't know if you ever took a chemistry in high school. Look, those are things that they put in the bottom of flasks to stir them. It's like a little magnetic.

Do you think he spins it? And then there's a magnet on the bottom of the beaker that spins it around. Yeah, one of those, big. So we're set out on tomorrow. Yeah. I would go with something brothy. I feel like you run too much risk with that.

You wanna stop. Almost more like, yeah, like a foe. Yeah, okay. Yeah, but don't throw like the brisket on the... Do you save that until right when you start? This is exactly broth. And like some sprouts. Huh.

Some jalapenos. Yeah. cilantro. cilantro. lime juice. Or horse and sauce. So it's just a lot of seasoning and broth, so you can't have anything really substantial in that.

And then you toss the meat in. Is there any juice that doesn't rot? Honey. Honey. No, not juice. What's a juice, dude? I mean, you're asking a weird question. What's a juice?

Let me ask Google. What is there any juice? Well, the honey's not juice. Like, the orange juice. Eat a bunch of shit and then throw up into themselves and then we get that out. So are you talking about fruit juice? See?

It's not so easy now is it? No, juice, this is like stuffed squeezed out. Like you don't squeeze bees for honey. Oh, yeah, I guess you can. Okay. That's the dangerous way to go. That's the dangerous way to go. The day you try to make.

B milk. Bs throw up in each other's mouths. That's how they make honey. That's what's up. Yeah, they like, like, one like, B-bomb and microgram of, yeah, they just throw up in like another Bs mouth and it throws up in another Bs mouth.

So do you think if you dressed as a B with your mouth open, you could get it directly from the source? Or does it need to go in the hive and harden to become honey? Like, surely it comes out really thin. Yeah, I did be keeping for a while. Oh, sure. And yeah, it has to, you know, when it goes into the hive,

it has to cure for a long time. Because when it comes, like when it's right out of the beast mouth, it has a high moisture content. It's very, like very liquidy. Wow. And so when they put it in the end, they cap the honey, it stays in there and kind of cures for a little bit

and the moisture content leaves it. And that's actually why, like, honey with high moisture content tends to spoil. So if you get like really low moisture content honey, it won't ferment. And that's why it doesn't go bad. Did the bee stir every night? Or it just, they cap it.

They cap it. They put it in there. They let them, they flap their wings to create the airflow and like, and a little bit of heat. And it evaporates the liquid. They put it in there. They let them they flap their wings to create the air flow and like and a little bit of heat and it evaporates the Liquid the water and the honey. What do you do bees? Was it your job? No, I did it as a hobby because a swarm of bees moved into my backyard A gang of street tuffs Street tough bees like you were you forced to do this hobby? I like the idea of that's why you take it.

Take a hobby or a job. It's a bunch of people's taxes showed up. I'm like, oh, now I'm an accountant. I'm a CPA. Yeah, just started showing up. Yeah, no, the, yeah, a swarm of bees moved into my backyard and you know, debating at the time like, well, do we call like a professional come gather this swarm

and like take it away and then just started doing research like, oh well, do we call, like a professional come gather this swarm and like take it away and then just started doing research, like, oh no, if we get a hive and we get the suits, we can transplant this hive into like an actual like wooden beehive and then just start beekeeping and then we did and yeah, it was great. So you just had a big enough backyard to do that? Yeah, I mean, you, in like Austin city limits,

I think you can have up to two hives. And it has to, there's like some rules in regular. It has to be like 10 feet away from a property line. But yeah, we just like set up a hive and transplanted the bees into it and they started making honey and it was delicious. It was, it was, yeah. Oh yeah, you also have three.

Yeah. Just looked up city of Austin bee rules. Chapter three, paragraph six B keeping Okay, here it is. I said I should not be located within 10 feet of your property line You know you're shit the number of colonies you are allowed to keep is termed by your properties acreage Depend location of your B hive you may need to build a flyaway barrier such as a wall fence or dense vegetation City encourages relocation of hives instead of destruction whenever possible. That's a whole deal. Yeah, so why'd you stop?

My girlfriend and I broke up and so I moved out. Oh, and so they're no longer my beef. It's really pretty enough. You need to bring it up Gavin No, it's quite I mean about personal struggle. Yeah, it's a surely you could have taken off the bees Just like sitting them all the bees down individually and talking with them listen Each of you stands on one side of the yard and the ones that come to you go with you and the ones that go to her go Come on come on this way you see you can wear the biggest beard of bees. And you can keep those.

Well, that's what's crazy is like once a hive gets big enough or like out grows the hive, the queen that's inside will lay another queen egg. And then when that one hatches, the old queen takes half of the hive and swarms and flies off to find a new home. So, I mean, ostensibly at some point, once the hive's big enough, you could split it off and do another hive and take that away. I have a question. There's only one female, the queen, right? Yes.

Well, there's only one, no, there's only one queen. There are, all the drones, all the worker bees are female and all the male bees are just, they don't do anything. They're only, no seriously, their only job is to mate with the queen. They just, and they don't fly. They just, interesting. Yeah, like, yeah, all the sorry, all the worker bees are female. They go out and forge honey and are forged nectar and bring it back and all the male bees are drones and They go out and forge honey and are forged nectar and bring it back and all the male bees are drones and they just sit inside the hive and just... How does the current queen appoint the next queen?

By laying the egg. Because the queen can decide what kind of egg she's going to lay. Interesting. So she goes like, gghhh, queen. I wonder how chemically that's different. What do they do to the queen egg?

How is that? How is that conscious? How is it like, they just don't give an penis. They just don't give an penis. That is, yep. That's, but all the females of the work is, too. They give this one a little crown, too. That way they know.

They feed it royal jelly, which is like a, the like, nurse bees that take care of the queen, that like take care of the queen's egg, feed it royal jelly, which is like a, the, like, nurse bees that take care of the queen, that, like, take care of the queen's egg, feed it a special leg. Oh, so does it become queen up at that point, or is it still a special egg? It's still a special egg. And then they feed it in a special diet. So there's no, like, drones getting in on the royal jelly, trying to queen up. No, no, okay.

Trying to queen up. It's fascinating stuff. It is. It is very interesting. I read, like, this B- B book showing the thickness of the book. It is a super fat, it's, these are incredibly fast. Was it a novelization of the movie,

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Get started today at calm.com slash rooster that's c-a-l-m.com slash rooster. I read this thing fairly recently that bees won't build, whatever it is, like the honeycomb with it. If you're there's a gap of only like six to eight millimeters. And that's like the principal behind modern beekeeping if I use those shelves and why they're spaced so tightly to each other is like they're they're they're they're they're they're that's It's very specific amount of space so that they don't all just grow together. Yeah, the way the Langstroth hive They they are spaced a specific distance apart, but That's why I actually be like for the most part bees take care of their hive like really well

Like once we move the men we've had to do very little work because they're you know, they pretty much a self-sufficient But that you can get cross-coming which will like they'll build comb Instead of in diagonal lines will kind of build it across the way and you have to like prevent that and once you kind of correct that They tend to build just like if they fill out the fill out those slots, just like, you know, I and Spy. Where do they shit? Probably while they're out, like forging. They did shit in the high movies shit. There we go.

How do you bumble bees poop? Is that what I asked? Do bees poop? I love this, I'm just asking questions and just getting answers. Love this So what is be poop? I mean I'm not getting any answers here We're doing less different. Oh, I want to be shit. Where does be shit? I mean where does be shit Come on, man. We have that on a shut. Where does be shit? I have no idea

It doesn't like there's no easy answer. Because I mean, if the vomit's good, chances are. No. What? What? Let's see what it's like. You're trying to double dip. You can't get it from both ends.

You can't get it from both ends. I mean, is there any animal product that is feces? Oh, you get cement coffee. That's dump. It's what they do is they coffee they feed coffee beans or like the coffee berry to a sevet and they eat it and their body digests the entire thing except for the coffee bean and they shit out the coffee bean and then you can collect those coffee beans out of their poop and then make coffee out of that. There's something dealing with beaver's poop

that is something, look at beaver poop. A blue beaver poop. Yeah, and something's made out of that. Forget what? I'm trying to think of like weird, just thinking about weird amber grills. The amber grills. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Payday. Beaver butts emit goo used for vanilla flavoring. That's it. They secrete a goo called Castorium. And I guess that's used in vanilla flavoring. Isn't that fun?

Oh, good. I love vanilla. That doesn't sound vegan to me. That was that stuff that's used for like varnish that's like all smashed up bugs or something. What? Varnish? What's that stuff? What's that shit?

No, it wasn't varnish. It was like, they made old records out of it. Vinyl? No, it was like before, it was the one before that. Edison cylinder? What? What? Is it shellac?

Oh, shellac? Oh. Is that from like bug shit or smashed up shit? I can't remember, it's something weird animal product. But I can't. But a shellac is a resin secreted by the female lack bug. That sounds fake. She lack, that can't be real.

That can't be real. That can't be real. It's secreted by the female lack bug on trees in the forest of India and Thailand. So it is processed and sold as dry flakes and dissolved in alcohol to make liquid shellac. I learned. I did not. I learned. It's crazy that the weird ways animal products are used that we don't realize everywhere. Yeah. Someone also wrote Beaver Anus glands makes raspberry flavoring also. They go vanilla and raspberry man. Oh man Swirl Do the beavers really like eating acid? I mean

Jesus Yep, yeah, maybe they just like the taste Newton's inside those are just like eggs. They're not poop, it's like made out of... Fig newtons? Fig newtons, like the stuff inside. Fig, fig, yeah, that's what I mean. Like the fruit?

They're not a wasps. That's it. Oh yeah, there's like, yeah, there's a wasp, wasp, wasp, yeah, in figs. In every fig, there's a dead wasp. So stop poop, but it's bugs. Why did it get in the fig? Did y'all not know that?

That's like how figs get germinated. Like a wasp goes into them and gets trapped and then like the fruit forms around it. And every fig, and every fig. Every fig. That's really weird. As it dissolved wasp in it. I didn't eat figs for a while, but that was like,

ah fuck it. A turkey in every oven, a wasp in every fig. Yep. That's. Oh people are saying that even perfume from Emigrants. Yeah. Is whale vomit. It's crazy. That's. Oh, people are saying that even perfume from immigrants. Yeah, is whale vomit. It's crazy.

I learned that from Futurama. Oh, yes. Yes. I'm just letting the humans to pretty useless of producing anything. We really are. We got nothing. We just were to more of ourselves. We learned how to take.

We're like the male bees of the world. Truly, humanity is the male bees of the world. Truly, humanity is the male bees of the planet. You mentioned Edison cylinders earlier. Have you ever seen that video of that guy showing off that Edison cylinder? Oh, he breaks it. Like it breaks right in his hands. No. And then he just screams, fuck. No, but now I just screamed, fuck. No. But now I need to see it.

I guess it's like a recording of Edison on an Edison cylinder showing off, like, oh, look, you know, this is old technology and it just like, drum bowls. Just disintegrates into dust. Right. Irreplaceable. Like an antique, an artifact. Gone.

Just swept away. Is it because he was like nervous, the handling of it? I don't know. Just explodes. Just handling, I feel like something that old and fragile. It was like any handling of any kind. Yeah, why would you even, like take it up, just like, I mean, was he about to play it?

I don't remember the context. I don't remember his name. Playing it would damage it. It is some cylinder brakes. So you not allowed to eat figs? That's good, I don't know. I don't like figs typically. Let's look, our figs vegan.

Figs are not vegan because they are full of dead wasps. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's exactly what it's like. Correct, and to the point. I think you, I think that should be in massive letters on the packaging. Thank you to our friends at the Wasp Council for making sure our dietary needs are met. I used to just like stack figs for sale.

I never knew though. Wasps and the same things. Stack figs. Stack figs, you said. I was a fig stacker. Oh, wait. Okay. Hold on. I was going to see this video. So he must be about to play it because he's got like the the player is nervous. Oh my God. I'd be be yeah, he's probably squeezing it a little bit too hard Jesus oh fuck God the guy next to him is like

And the guy looks like Darryl Hammond playing Sean Connery like Darryl Hammond playing Sean Connery. It does, actually. It's amazing. With the turtle neck and everything. The video's so grainy and shitty quality. It's amazing how quickly that stuff changes. It's like, what was that?

The 60s? No, that was only the early 2000s. Early 2000s. What, because of video? Right. Or it was like, it was probably standard death and not HD. It just, everything looks so shitty. Filmed on a Sony Ericsson phone.

Just like looks terrible. Yeah. You think we'll get to a point with that with like 4K and 8K or like in 20 or 30 years. But like, can you believe we used to think that looked good? Probably. I feel like we're kind of light that with games all the time. Yeah, but that's, you know, that's a rendered world as opposed to capturing the real world.

I'm sure. I mean, all the stuff on film still looks good. But that's because it's silly, Lloyd. I mean, they can just, they can just rescan and remaster that. You talk about like 4K. Probably about like digital. Video. Like something that I shot in 4K on my iPhone. Like if I shot something right now, like the post show we did last week, which you should

watch. Like is that going to hold up? Well, people will be able to watch that post show in 20 years and be like, oh, it still looks good. No. I mean, phone still doesn't look great. They were with full of motion blur and low light, snow, good. I think that's still crap.

I mean, it compresses into a real camera. True. Do you think like, you know, in 20 years, when it's like, you know, get the new 18K, you know, Sony TV, is that like, well, you are used to asking, like that'll be a thing, like the 18K TV. I just think, where does it end? Where does it end?

I think resolution just won't be a selling point at that point. You think it's like a total of 8k and maybe like 10k, I'll be like, okay, nobody cares about. I can see the person, I can see the same. Like no one talks about the... Mega pixels on a camera. No one talks about the resolution of like the grain of film. They're just like, they're just like, they're just 35 now. It doesn't really have resolution.

But it has like a grain amount. Yeah, and they do talk about that. Well, but it's not the selling point of the movie, is it? True. Yeah, that's right. It's only the camera operator, like the director knows. Yeah, it's still a point. And you gotta know what film stops to put in and stuff,

but I just feel like they'll just be a new, all right, well, those stupid dumb selling points, so they just reinvent. Because it was like 120 hertz be a new, all right. Well, those stupid dumb selling points, so they just reinvent. Because it was like 120 hertz for a while, and all those between frame stuff, and then it became resolution again, because HD came out. They'll just switch to something else.

Yeah, this find some new gimmick to try to sell you on. Yeah, some buzzword stuff. I'm just glad that we got away from those fucking ugly ass curved TVs. You wouldn't like those. I hated those what what is the I My uncle has one I don't like I what is the selling point of it's just like it's curved Yeah, I don't know I never got it. I never understood I hated those things Maybe they'll cut the other way next time

It's a decreased angle of viewing. You have to walk around and go, I think curves back. That's what I thought you meant. What did you do? I was like, instead of like horizontally, it'd be like vertical. Oh, I would think she'd like, like the other way. Yeah, the other way.

No, that's funny. I think he's asking like, what's the point of it being curved? Yeah, there's, I don't think there ever was. Yeah. But remember when HD ready was a thing? I thought you were buying something on its ability to take HD signal, but it wasn't even for HD. Right.

It was like 13 something by 720. Jeff, I think bought a TV like that once years ago. He bought a TV that was an ED TV. It was like extended definition television. What does that mean? No, no what that means. It's extended. 80 TV specification.

I all remember is that he thought it was HD, but it turns out it wasn't. 80 TV, okay, 80 TV formats are progressive scan for 80P. That was it. What? So it's just a 480P TV. Oh my God. Yeah, it was interesting.

Yeah, he was ripped off. It was like in the early days of HD TVs. And it was like, oh, look, this one's much cheaper. There was other ones for some reason. Yeah, it's and the definition is extended. And yeah, I think it's because it was 480P, but it was 16 by nine instead of 4th or he. Oh God.

So it was like, nothing ever looked right on it. They were widescreen way before HD though, isn't that? Yeah, but not for like broadcast or television. Yeah, I remember. I guess you could buy like widescreen versions of movies on DVD or VHS. I remember that widescreen. And then just like a standard. Pan and scan.

Yeah. Is that weird? Oh, God. But they call it standard. Yeah. They want it to make it seem like, oh no, that's normal. Yeah, it's normal for your movie to all of a sudden in the scene just go,

and find the other person in the shot. Did find? Yeah, the person. Did find the other person. Maybe as TV becomes more cinematic, then maybe TVs will get wider. Oh God. Like anamorphic style TVs. What do we have now?

We're at 16 by nine. Get like a 2.35 by one television. Yeah, why not? I guess because then you'd have pillar box 16 by nine, which is the majority of shit. I mean, would you'd have pillar box 16 by 9, which is the majority of shit. I mean, would you have to have pillabox TV or less a book's film? Yeah, I don't know, that's a tough one. These things are just, we're just, they're just going to keep getting bigger and bigger

until the point to the end where we're just going to become immersed into these movies. We'll just be inside of this giant TV thing. You think the screen will physically be bigger? I mean, that's, yeah, what's happened? Whatever, just goggles. I mean, yeah, we're just gonna be immersed into the movie at some point and just be a part of it in some form of fashion. And that's how you watch movies.

Here's like, I'm gonna be woman number two, just always there. I don't know. I'm really nervous to go to the theater. I don't memorize my lines. I don't know. I'm ruining everyone's homes. They're like, pick when you buy the movie, like, witch. Yeah.

All right, so you wanna be? I was of extra. They got killed in when you buy them, and they'll be like, which character you want to be? I was of extra, they go kill in the first three minutes. Yeah. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes.

And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes.

And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three minutes. And then you can get in the first three Like, because then you'd want to go back and rewatch it. Honestly, yes. I want to be a better character. Absolutely. You wait till the last minute. It's a great selling point. It would well for movies like Hot Co. Henry and Stone. It's like P.A.V. movie.

It's like getting a seat in the front row of the theater. Like, if you wait till the last minute, that's where you're going to sit. If you wait till the last minute, you're going to be an extra. You're going to be, you're going to have a shitty role in the movie. Can we just invent it? Yeah.

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Bláblacar, bláblacar. Eh, veía, tengo mucho... Es decir, HBO es mejor para la gente. Creo que el HBO es mejor para la gente que los videos... Es mejor para los videos en 16 x 9. Es como si se le pide any 2.35 by one movie I think crop it right they would crop it in but now they're finally starting to get better and some stuff is The appropriate aspect ratio where it's letter boxed

Yes, I don't I feel like I talked about this when I saw the Joker, but that was 16 by 9 for some reason I'm sure if it was shot like that or whether they just projected it that way. When I watched it, I watched it in the Warner Brothers app and it was 16 by 9. I watched the same thing here. What was it for you? Oh, 16 by 9. Yeah. So I guess I didn't notice because I was watching it. I was watching the look.

Yeah. It's a great way to watch it. Where did you watch it? The theater? Yeah. I ain't seen it. What you do, let us know. Oh, yeah, let's know your aspect ratio. Text us, make a group chat.

Oh, text us. This has been aspect ratio talk. Mm-hmm. Rod you by the RoostTube podcast. Everyone's favorite topic, the technical specifications and details of filmmaking. Yeah. Well, I actually wanted to bring this story up

because I watched it over the weekend. But did you guys hear about this? They're calling him a demonic child that was on an eight-hour flight from Germany to New Jersey. Of course, it would be Germany. Yeah, well. To New Jersey. Yeah, to New Jersey.

The two worst places on Earth. I did not hear about this. There was this, there's child. I guess he was like six or seven from the moment that they got to their seats to them, deboarding the plane. He was screaming. And I'm not just talking about just like, you know, crying, he was making like grunts and weird noises like

and he was climbing on top of his seat. The only time that he was quiet was when he was allowed to run through the aisles and crawl into other people's seats, like peering through both of the seats and stuff looking at people, laughing in their faces. This one guy recorded a lot of footage. He then edited it down to about four minutes

and it goes like hour one, hour two, hour three. And you can hear the screaming. And he was just like, they sound demonic. It was insane. You have like Tourette, so like a mentor? I don't know. There were a lot of comments on it in regard to like if he has a condition, you know, maybe you should have thought about bringing him on the plane. Or is he just a lot of people were blaming the mother because she couldn't control him and let him run around the plane. But it was, he reminded me of the kid Damian from the Omen. He even looked like the crazy haircut and everything. The little horns. Yeah, perfect, yes. But that was, like, that's my worst nightmare. Right. And I'm sure you watched, like, the four-minute was, like, that's my worst nightmare.

Yeah, that, and I'm sure you watched like the four minute cut down there, you knew like this terrible. I watched the entire thing. But it's like, people had to sit through eight hours of that. Yes, yes. It was awful. I had fun.

I should send you the video, the screaming. Oh, yeah, the screaming was awful. If you were in his vicinity. Where's that nightquill? Can we get some, uh, So where's that nightquill? Can we get some of that? Some of that Jack Daniels branded nightquill. The child is very sick. Very please.

I legitimately thought while watching it, I was like, there's a demon inside this kid though. You were religious? No, but I was raised Catholic, so yes, it's somewhere deep in the me, my belief in demons. No, I think it is. I won't watch that movie hereditary for that reason. I don't know if you guys have seen.

Because you're so Catholic. No, it's just that. I was, I don't know, there's, I was raised Catholic. I am not religious, but for some reason, like when someone's talking about demons, I'm like, yep, I believe that shit. I just, I just do believe it's there and real and it's awful. And you helped us make a show about spirits and ghosts and shit?

You know, yeah, yes, I did. That night that the shit went down with Jeremy, that was awful for me. Remember, I don't know. I just talked about what you did that night. Yeah, no, I don't know if we've ever talked about it like on a podcast. I think Jeff had talked about it on off topic.

But I don't know if you guys have heard the story, but we were out in Louisiana. Gavin was on this, you where Jeremy got scratched. Oh, yeah. And we had a shutdown production for about 30 minutes because it was weird. And then the medic also got scratched later too. Scratched. Yes. Hers was a little weird, but Jeremy's was very confusing, honestly. And so it was lunchtime, and I decided to walk out to where the incident happened, and I was talking to whatever, and I was like, look, I have nothing to do with these people. I don't, I'm just, I'm just working here. I just work here.

I don't condone what these like motherfuckers are doing. Please don't hurt me. Like, I don't want any of this bad, you do. Then I walked back and then you were selling all your friends out. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we just had we're because we were having, I mean, lunch in a night shoot is like, yeah, it was in the middle of the night. Well, someone came in and was like, yeah, Jessica's out there,

like, apologizing to all the girls. She's cutting a deal with the demons. And we're like, we're just like, what is going on on this set? I mean, A, it's all bollocks. B, don't we want ghosts to show us the show?

Yes, Michael. Don't we get rid of the ghosts? Yeah, Michael got so mad at me. He's already yelling at me. He's like, this is what we need. I'm like, wait a minute. Are we having an argument right now about you yelling at me because you need the ghosts to come out

but you don't believe in the ghosts in the first place? I like Ezra, and because a bunch of the crew are freaking out and they're like, well, I'm not going back out there. And as we're like, we're not sending people out there, you know, if they feel unsafe. And, and, and, and yeah. Daniel the director was like, you serious? You serious right now?

You crazy? Because that's exactly what we need. Right. Yeah. No, we can't film here anymore guys. There might be a cop. I know. That's what I was talking to. I'm so confused that everybody was like, so mad. He was having a none of it. And I feel like everyone in the cost was like,

Roll the cameras, get out there now. What are we doing? Say Evan Lunch hiding from ghosts. Let's go. People get scratched. People get scratched. People get scratched. To this day, Jeremy doesn't understand what happened. And he, like I gave everybody a ride back to the hotel

at like four AM in the morning. And Jeremy's in the back seat, going over all possible other things that could have happened that given him that scratch, because he could not believe that it might have been something else. Supernatural. Yeah. We don't know who it was. been something else. Supernatural. Yeah.

We don't know who it was. Maybe, I don't know who it is. Meanwhile, you were out there like offering Jeremy up. Yes, absolutely. Like, I will give you hair if you spare me. Yes. Sacrifice. Sacrifice.

These people don't sacrifice me. So, it was a fun shoot, fun time. That sounds great. Yeah, no, it was great. The human mother was great. People were crazy. People were great people are crazy people are nuts We had a very Louisiana Crew on that set. Yes

Pretty tough. I'm just gonna walk out into the darkness and wait for the crew to become saying again so we can keep working No, we yeah, we hired a This was in a very, it's, uh, not well populated area of Louisiana. So we, we hired a very interesting crew. Uh, how many alligator tooth earrings for your, your, you're on the right path, Andrew. Yeah. Um, it's always interesting. Hiring crew that you don't necessarily know, or you've never met or worked with. I don't know any of these people. I think we've talked about it before, but one time we were filming, I believe it was an immersion. It's one that we filmed in Australia.

I think it was the immersion shoot, where there was someone on the crew who insisted that they didn't have to eat, that they got all other nutrition from looking at the sun. And that it's not crazy because there was only, there was a 30 minute window at dawn and a 30 minute window at dusk. Those are the only times they could look at the sun and get their nutrition, but other than that, they didn't need anything. They would just stare at the sun for a very long time. They would stare at the sun for a very long time.

I think they only need five minutes. Born on Krypton. It was like, okay, yeah. Oh, anyway, woo, they're calling me over here. I gotta go. I would have just watched that person all day. It's like they were passing out. They were passing out or fall or just.

They're solar powered. I bet they granola bars up their sleeves and those things. So like, I don't know know Cloudy day couple of cloudy days How you doing that is that when they would eat a sandwich? That's yeah, I don't know No, I don't think anybody was interested in digging anymore to find out which imagine was that I think that was the space invader one I could be wrong, but I didn't think I even knew about that I could be wrong. What else do we filmed on there?

We did the upside down one. I was not on set for that one, so it couldn't have been that. I was the only two, I think. Maybe it was a different thing we filmed there. I thought it was an immersion, but I don't know if we filmed a couple of things, sir. I was working with a film a long time ago where Christian Bale was a part of this film.

And I was a PA at the time, and time I would ask him for breakfast or lunch, like, what do you want to eat? He would always just drink orange juice. He didn't want any food. It was just orange juice all day and all night. And I just wondered how he, this was also during a break from Batman. So he was all like, he looked like Batman, Superbuff.

I was like, what is he doing just on orange juice? I don't know what his tips and tricks were, but- It's orange juice. I guess it's orange juice. Does he on that like psycho, Steve Jobs, pancreas diet? I don't know. I know that he does really crazy, severe things

for roles and with his body and stuff. The machinist himself, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he looks unreal in the machinist. I mean, I think that was just coffee, cigarettes, and celery. I think it was an app. Was it an apple? Okay, I know it was one of those very small.

Was he nice? He was. He was very quiet. But yeah, he was very respectful and kind. I thought he's quite nice. I've heard that he's like outburst on terminate. It was like quiet out of character. Or we were talking about that before. It's like, you're ready, quiet off character. Mm-hmm. Lauren. We were talking about that before.

It's like, you're ready to film and then something gets fucked up. Like, we're ready to film over here and then it's like, something gets fucked up. Yeah, whatever. We're not like, channeling. Well, did you see it? Did you see what it was? Oscar caliber performance. Joaquin Phoenix was on the late show.

I forget with who. I don't know if it was Jimmy Fallon or whoever it was. No one can ever remember. I can't. There's so many late, late, late jokes. Which Jimmy was it? Yeah. Where the director, I guess, had given him some footage of walking, trying to get into character

as the Joker. And so they're about to start seeing but the DP and the director were whispering to each other and he got very upset with them because of it and getting to character. They later admitted that was Jake. Yeah. Because he got so uncomfortable and was like, I'm so sorry. I guess I have to apologize for this. very upset with them because they wouldn't get into care. That's fake, they later admitted that was a change. Was it really?

Yeah. Because he got so uncomfortable and was like, I'm so sorry, I guess I have to apologize for this. They staged that. They staged that. That's a way. That's a lot. They staged that.

That's a lot. That's a lot. They staged that. That's a lot. That's a lot. I think I saw a tweet last year or some time ago, someone said, you ever noticed when someone says that they're a method actor, they're preparing for a role, they only ever say that when they're assholes,

no one's ever like preparing for a really optimistic, upbeat role being a method actor by being super nice to everyone. You never hear that. You never hear that. Yeah, right, exactly. Oh no, they're only an asshole because they're preparing for a role right now.

It's not like, you never get the flip of that. Right, yes. Yeah, in order to play this grandma, she baked dozens of cookies over the flip of that. Right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. In order to play this grandma, she baked dozens of cookies for the cast. Yeah. It's like, yeah, you don't get that story. That's too whole, that's too damn wholesome.

Yeah. Yeah, you only get the negative side. No. Um, I, I've read a fucked up story a few days ago. There's, there's, there's, there's this thing going on right now in Las Vegas that nobody can explain where there are people are finding pigeons all over the city wearing cowboy hats. Yes! I was going to guess something bad related but I wasn't going to guess cowboy hats. They don't know who's putting cowboy hats on the pigeons, but they're trying to find

Oh my goodness The cowboy Look at him Look at him They like glued on I don't know the article wasn't entirely clear on how they were attached But I would assume glue Which is cruel that's so cruel. Yeah, yeah, that's funny

It's funny. That's so cruel. Yeah, that's funny. It's funny. Let's see if I want to see this. Let's see that photo again. I got another one. Oh, you got another one? There's another one. Oh, hell yeah. That one looks like a real gen.

That, oh man. Next step, spurs. Let's just get little spurs on the screen. Nobody should be gluing hats on a pigeon. Of course not. It's awful, should be gluing hats on a pigeon. No, of course not. It's awful, but at the same time, I don't even catch a pigeon. Good question.

They're city pigeon, they probably come up to you for breadcrumbs, while it's hitting you just put a little little hat on it. Maybe it's like becoming known in the pigeon community. It's like, hey, you know about the guy? I'm gonna go see him. What if the pigeons want this? And like, hey, you know about the guy? I'm gonna go see. I'm gonna see if I'm not having it.

What if the pigeons want this? And they, yeah, they come to him. I mean, I don't know. Who, who, who, who, there's like pigeon micro-transactions. Like, they're paying to get hats so they can stand out. Yeah. I love that they're all different colors too.

And notice that one was red, one was white. That's great. And you know, it's one of those things. It's like, oh, that's cute. And I'm sure there's, you know, people, it's like, oh, we's cute. And I'm sure there's people, it's like, oh, we found scientists have found that these hats completely mess up the equilibrium

in the like pigeons flight abilities. I bet it does. And they're like, you're hard of them to eat too, because the worms see a big red hat coming. Absolutely. The worms, the flight. That's shit. And the school yard understanding of what birds eat,

all the eaters worms, I completely am with you on that thought pattern of like, yes, Birdzie worms. And it's just one. Look at it, I love that photo. That is such a great, classy photo. I'd frame that. This town ain't big enough for both of us. Yeah!

Yeah. That's fantastic. Well, speaking of, did you see the, we talked about this earlier, because the penis fish. Oh yeah. I thought it was a joke at first, but it does not. I thought, do we have any pictures of the penis fish?

Like a bunch of them got washed up. Yeah. I thought it was, I thought they were really like dildos. Big yes. Because they look, have you seen the fun appetizing dildo? I think they're good. I think they've been in the ocean. You know, maybe got eroded So is it like a sea cucumber?

How's that No, I just I don't understand what like what makes something a fish like what's the fish features of that? I want to know the same thing as you right now It's known as the fat inkeeper worm or the Chinese penis fish. I'm not making that up. It's a species of marine spoon worm. This is a worm. I guess. Not a knob fish. What's the mouth? There are so many. Those are all peaches. That looks like something out of a horror movie.

It really does. Truly, truly. It's incredible. Also known as bird payday. Look at that. Look at just like, oh my God. We got let's sauncorone over here. It's the piece.

Are they edible? I was just about to ask you how much I could pay you for you to keep that one. Like would you eat that one? Deep keep the fish sushi deep throat one. Oh, oh my God. Hey guys, you know what's at the bottom of that 45 year old soup? You guessed it, penis fish.

Pinch fish. Do you think it gets even ill if like? In Korea, they are eaten as food, often raw with salt and sesame or gochew chang. So just the salted cock? Salted cock. Yeah, that's in Chinese cuisine, the warmest stir-fried with vegetables or dried and powdered and can be used as an umami enhancer. Oh!

Oh! Oh! That one at the top looks like it's become of a vagina. Oh my God. We now return you to this broadcast of Squirm. Yes. Yes. How much for us to import and feed you a knobfish?

Well, I mean, if they eat it as food, somebody's got to like it, right? It's got to take somebody's eating it with chopsticks. They got like little sides. Just sit set up there. That someone's into that. Absolutely. It's just messing it up in our minds

because we just think, penis. I would eat it. We see it. I would totally eat that. I ate a plate of writhing tentacles when I was in Korea. Why wouldn't I eat that? It was alive.

No, I think it's one of those things where they like squirt lemon juice on it. And they're like all. Should I just kind of go squirt on it? Yeah, a little being clingy. A little bit. So yeah, why not? In keeping with my, if I'm in a foreign country and I see something weird, I'll eat it.

Well, they have like those, I saw a video of a lady who was trying to eat a live squid or live octopus, is an octopus. Yeah. And just like, I cannot think of like of all of living animals that you would try to eat while it's still alive. Octopus, goddamn bottom of the list. They are so strong. They are made of suckers. They are one of the scariest animals to me. They terrify me and I have dreams sometimes about. You wouldn't eat like live beef. Awful. A edible sized animal. Okay.

Yeah, something that's like, you know, like the penis fish, that size, that you could eat while it was still alive. Like octopus got it, I mean, just rock bottom. Like when you saw, yes, yeah, I'm on a rice. Yeah, dude. That's awful. I don't like that at all. I mean, I feel like it's, dude. That's awful.

I don't like that at all. I mean, I feel like it's cruel. It's not really, because I mean, animals get eaten live all the time, all over the animal kingdom. But we have like the technology to properly dispatch and prepare food. Yeah. Why eat it that way? I mean, also octopus is supposed to be like

super intelligent, right? Oh yeah, like aliens. Yeah, like, I believe also if there's one in a zoo or one that's in captivity, that if they're gonna perform surgery on them, they anesthetize them, right? Like, they can't just cut open an octopus, they have to make sure that it's under,

because they know that they can feel pain. Right. Octopus anesthesiologist, going, it's like 10 years of medical school. Put an octopus to sleep. This is, not killing it. Yeah. Just putting it under.

Putting it under. Yeah, but a bunch of shit under. Like a lion they would put under. Do you think it's the same anesthesiologist that does a lion in an octopus? Well, I'm saying, like they drank a ton of stuff before kind of open. Right, but I think people normally don't think of

like underwater fish. Yeah. Yeah. So if they were doing surgery on like a chakra, the difference between cold and warm blooded, well then again, like a whale, I mean, you put like a chameleon to sleep if you were operating on it, wouldn't you? That's cold.

You don't have to find it first, because I'm sure. Damn it, Andrew. That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. Fuck. Shit.

It's not again. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're only thinking now. It's not that weird. You can put a fish under. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it's got like the lumpy head, you just, you put the stuff in and just leave it in there. But I know what the stuff is. I can't tell the story because I don't know what this shit is. If you kill a fish, where it's time or like an eight-year-old won't do the job quick enough, you need this chemical. It's like how people fix, like, people have aquariums that like fix a thing or something or oh courtesy of fish lab calm an article entitled quickly and humane lead kill your beloved pet fish

Like cat what is it how does it get? Yeah, it says four steps I can't uh... What is it? How does it get? See uh, it says four steps. Euthanize your... Oh, you have one option. Euthanize your fish. How do you can make the kill a fish? Bawa. Method one.

Oh, the clove oil bath. That's the clove oil. Yeah, it does them in. But I think it also puts them under. Step one, catch your fish. Step two, mix the clove oil. Step three, add the clove oil mixture. Step four, add a stronger dose.

Oh yeah, put some to sleep sleep and then you add more. Oh, it's your thing. I don't know why it kills them. Because they can't breathe it maybe. That just suffocates them. But a certain amount will put them to sleep. Well, I mean, a certain amount of anesthetic will kill us. If you choke yourself out for a bit, you fall asleep, you choke yourself out too much.

You die. Guess I have no follow up questions to that. Uh, that statement. Uh, yeah. I also read the other day, Gus, this one's for you that plants know when they're being, uh, chopped down and they also know when they're being eaten. What they make noises too. What? Yeah. But don't have a plants are dead by the time you get them at Chopped down and they also know when they're being eaten what they make noises to what?

Yeah, but don't have a plan sir dead by the time you get them at the store exactly Yes, I know this but apparently it's a fact I read on the internet somewhere So if you go and have a nervous system So if you go to like a broccoli farm and there's like a broccoli in the ground and I start eating it It's gonna make a noise. We can't hear it, look it up. Guys, that's why I'm transitioning my diet to complete sunlight.

I go out 30 minutes and we go through a circle. Do vegetable screen. I would type in plants or know when they're being eaten. Although not audible to the human ear, the secret voices of plants have revealed that cucumber's scream when they are sick and flowers wine when their leaves are cut. There's also evidence that plants can hear themselves being eaten.

That's surely that's just like chemical reactions to being severed. Can you imagine being next to a cucumber that screams like, we know you're just sick, stop screaming. You imagine you came to work and someone was sick and their response was just to scream. Like, just go home. You're fine. Do you think a pickle sounds different to a cucumber?

Like it's like a different dialect. It's like a Briton American. Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say it's like helium. Like pickles just talk all the way. So I don't believe that So I don't really believe that They still I mean it's screaming. So it's just like some Frequency this completely irrelevant pain or suffering does a cucumber

Screen sound like what is this? Popsicle stick laughing tappy joke format. We're like developing here. I don't think any of these are real. These all seem fake. Cucumber scream when they're sliced. Yep. I just, I don't think we can hear it. Maybe it's just the sound of the knife.

Pulverizing the skin. Sq could be. I don't believe you Jessica. I mean, I read it on the internet, so it's true. So. And I just, I also independently read it on the internet. So it's, but do you think it's true? I don't know. But there are things, obviously, that we don't hear. There are things beyond our senses. Maybe a fig screams, but it's just the lost.

It's the wall. Do you want scream? Maybe like as they charge in a battle screams, but it's just the lost. It's just the lost. Do a spree. Maybe like as they charge in a battle to sting you. Good riddance, fuck them. Wasps. Do they serve any good purpose? Figs?

They just hurt me. I'm sure they can. I mean, that seems to be the one. But I mean, figs are not that great. Let's be honest. Uh, if it, uh, yeah, they're not. I mean, what fruit, what are they good for? A newton, that's it.

What fruit would you be okay with wasps for? All right. Bigs, no, that's about right. Like, I want, I want a fruit. I don't care about to have wasps in it. They're never wasps in oranges. I'd be like, I don't know if I want to eat this now. Yeah, but what if oranges wouldn't exist

without the wasp? That wouldn't be eating them probably. It's kind of gross. Okay, I get what you're saying. So like what fruit would I accept? What fruit do I like so much that I would accept a wasp being in it to continue eating? And that, I gotta do love a damn good clementine. A honey crisp apple.

Yeah, because you don't have to eat the wasp, right? I mean, can you find the wasp in the figure? Is it just, I think it's dissolved? It's dissolved. Then what's the problem? It's true. Exactly. That's why I still eat them.

Suckers? I can't eat. Got a more big news for Jessica. I feel like there's, is there a time lapse of that happening? They'll be awesome. A little probe camera shoved up a fig. Or Fignune for Jessica. I feel like there's, is there a time lapse of that happening? That'd be awesome. Little probe camera shoved up a fig. Watchin' it eat the wasp. You know, it's faster.

No fig, pollination, fig wasp, life's cycle, maybe. How did these wasps not smutting up? I think it's just dummy wasps. Psychol of life. Thick as a brick these damn wasps. I mean, that's a lot of the animal kingdom. It's a lot of the world, right? Yeah, but evolution causes sort of adapting.

Like, the figs will go and extinct before other fruit. But the wasps will evolve to not be eaten by it. But they must have some evolutionary advantage by doing this. Like the wasps, the wasps won it something. Right. No, they're taking a delicious fig tomb. Yeah.

Wasn't it, yeah. Up there. Wasn't it, yeah. It was a little too long. Eventually, somewhere in Austin, I'll pick up a fig and you'd be like, I haven't tried these in a while. Maybe I like them now. Take a bite. Be like, nope, put it away.

Throw it at Jessica. And I just never like to use. I don't know. I think they're just kind of gross. The whole wall independent of the wasp discussion. I've just never been like a fig. Yeah, I have done one of you. Fig. I was given back them, but won't. I'll stack them. I'll help people buy them, but I will not pop that. A fig monger.

Figsucker. Figsucker. Figsucker. That's your thing. I love that song. Thank you. Thank you. Why were you when I was in a supermarket? As you're walking, try it along with your box of figs. Figsucker. Now he's doing apples. Yeah. It's just a Mentos commercial, but with just a of pigs. Big sack. Now we're stealing apples. Yeah. It's just a Mentos commercial, but with just a big stack of pigs. It's a song I can actually sing in the podcast because it's my own. Can we last sit from you?

Yes, please. Let me tell you what it does. Nistro podcast will get a copyright strike for Jessica personally. No, she created it on the podcast, so it's property of the podcast now. No, I definitely thought about that before. Yeah. So dumb, fuck. So I'm always fascinated by scams and like the different angles that people make to try

to like trick other people or get money for people, like get phone calls all the time, like, oh, you owe money to the IRS, you need to pay us with iTunes gift cards now. No. Yeah, of course. But Bitcoin. Bitcoin. Bitcoin. I read a story in the Austin subreddit about a guy who got scammed because he supposedly

got a call from the City of Austin energy program or the utility company They said that he was his business Energy bill was overdue and he had to pay them over the phone via Bitcoin and he went and sent them like $3,000 in Bitcoin He went to a Bitcoin ATM Yeah, those are things apparently. Yeah, I didn't know that those hmm. Well, you like to feed money into a machine Yeah, and it goes away. You can never get it back. Untraceable. But I read this story about this Russian man

who was scamming people. He was telling them that he could smuggle him into Finland and he would charge them $11,000 to illegally cross from Russia in the Finland. But what he did was he wasn't actually doing that. He built a fake Finnish border 15 miles away inside of Russia still. It would take these people and be like,

all right, see there, that's the border, cross it and you're in Finland. And they would cross it and he just peace out with their money. And there's still 15 miles away from the border and they think they're in Finland. Wait a minute, there's no tulips here. This is bullshit.

That's like the embassy scams. Yeah, that's like the people have building stuff for their scams. Yeah, you've got like fake signs and this whole production, just to scam people. I saw a scam on Twitter the other day. One person messaged someone else saying, oh, I need to pay you back for this,

these tickets or whatever. It's like send me your PayPal email. And I guess there's a, a people like searching Twitter for PayPal. And someone just made an account that looked identical to the person he was talking to. Same avatar like pretty similar username, and just was like, oh, here it is, his email.

And he paid that scam as email, and then that person just deleted the account. And it's like, that is such an inventive way. Oh my God. Just like snipe transactions because it's public. It's like, so weird. It's like, the real life equivalent would be like if you and I were talking and I owed you money and I turned around for a second and I turned back and there was someone wearing a Gavin mask. Yeah. And with their hand out, he was like, yeah, his pocket was just in front of mine.

Yeah, I thought, I feel like with all these scams, there's scumbags, but it's like, the ingenuity of it is fascinating. Not bloody clever, whoever came up with that. Again, so much work, not to work. It's like, it takes some level of creativity and ingenuity to just get out of doing a 9-5. I'm going to scam, but it has to be this Russian guy who built a fake finish border.

He's just out there like, the Bill Namer and Namering, like, infrastructure. He created roads. He's like building a really successful city that runs perfectly in an all of scams. It's scam. Yeah, it's just like, I'm just imagining like a really shit version of Finland with like the end backwards on the side of Finland or something. Like it's a kids lemonade stand. Yeah.

Wait, can an NB backwards? Yeah, yeah, it goes down like it's in the other way. Yeah, I think in the Cyrillic script it is the other way, yeah, it goes down like instead of the other way. Yeah, I think in the Cyrillic script, it is the other way, isn't it? I don't think so. I could be wrong. I have been known to be wrong occasionally on the podcast after 11 years of podcasting. No, the chat says I owe you 20 bucks, but that lying. Fun fact, Finland sends Canada tulips every year for liberating them during World War 2. Oh, there you go.

I didn't realize Canada liberated Finland. Again, I read it on the internet, so it has to be true. Okay, that's the Netherlands not Finland. Oh, the chat's having an argument now. They're having it, yeah. Uh-oh. The chat's on such a delay. We're not involved.

Can you have been with it all? What? Oh no. I love this. Is that Grimby's? Grimby's is a dreamt. Grimby is a combination. This combination of the chat and not just feeding it back

to the hundreds of thousands of people is a bad combination. Well, this is how idiots get elected. So, if I want to get into bees, do you recommend it? Is it good? I highly recommend it. You can, so we captured a natural swarm. You can buy bees from like bee farms and stuff and it's like, I think it's like a few hundred dollars

to get like a queen and then like a hive and you can like bring it in. Do they ship the bees to you or do they just like tell the bees, go fly out that way. Yeah, they give them like an Amazon slip and they just shovel the bees in it, Uba. And do that thing now, like they go,

on the back of the car to let it go, the two-pat meaning, all right, get out of here, go. Doesn't Uber have to have a living passenger? Can you just shove your shit in an Uber and tell it to? I think if you call the Uber, you have to get in it. Like you can't call an Uber for someone else. That's not true.

What if I just write my name, but I say Jessica's stuff. And the principal picture is just like a bath. My stuff. Then. I don't know. Again, I work at nine to five. I'm not working on these scams.

I know you have to be over 18 to use Uber, but if you don't have an age, hmm, like if you don't have an age like a leaf blower or something. The famously ageless leaf blower as we all know and love, famously ageless leaf. Okay. Everything has an age, but you don't ID. No, yeah. Carbon data leaf. Oh, yes, great. Yes, I'm so glad you got it. So answer your question. Yes, they will ship bees to you in like a creative. You've got like the room for, I mean, yeah, you can, there's urban.

And in fact, a lot of bees really thrive well, kind of in suburban areas and in city limits because typically people here do landscaping and like water their lawns and have like flowers like year-round as opposed to like you know out in the country where you know they kind of dictated by nature. So like bee or urban bee, urban beekeeping really is really thriving. Because of that. I have cats though, they probably die. The dog didn't take any interest in the bees, and they generally left each other alone. Did you do as you put a little bee cost you on the cat?

We have one. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, it's totally cool. It was a beefallaline once. Like you said, you talked about leaf blowers, and I read this thing several months ago that blew my mind. I cannot say if it's 100% true. Oh no.

They scream when you open up. God Jesus. A 2011 study found that the amount of non-methaned volatile organic compounds, pollutants emitted by a leaf blower, operated for 30 minutes, is comparable to the amount emitted by a Ford F-150 pickup driving from Texas to Alaska. 30 minutes of a leaf blower? Correct. Apparently gasoline powered leaf blowers are the most inefficient, horrible things ever made. Like in it, that they just spew gasoline out everywhere.

And it's just bluelies. What? Right. It's a, let's see, that's awful. In addition to that adverse health effects of carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, hydrocarbons and particles generated by the exhaust gas of gasoline-powered engines, leaf blowers, post-problems related to dust raised by the powerful flow of air, it picks up harmful substances like pesticides, mold, fecal matter. I hate everything about leaf blows, the noise, the smell, and the point of them.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just the worst invention ever. I use an electric winch. I get so many fucking leaves in my yard. But so what? I pick them up. Like, I use the leaf blow work to put them all in a big pile

and then I pick up all the leaves and put them in and back. Why didn't you want leaves? Because it just, it just, I have a fucking dog with a furry face. And if I don't pick up fucking leaves up, he comes in like a leaf monster. Like he doesn't have a face, it just leaves. Oh, so cute. Yeah, it just like,

it's like, air crow. I gotta get rid of the leaves in my yard. You have an electric one? Yeah. How old is it? Uh, about a year? Oh yeah, not nearly old enough. It's a little baby.

So I have an electric one, but I used it to blow up a giant balloon. I think I saw that. So yeah, you're talking about the gas powered ones, emit that much, just like bad shit for the environment. Electric ones were fine. Well, because you're using the power plant already. So wherever that's polluting,

so they're just like spewing gas out the front. And I guess just, I mean, exhaust, right? And they're, if there are gas, they're inflammable. Like, should you not use them by a flame? If they're getting rid of that much exhaust. I don't know. There's a lot of carbon, there's probably a lot of like carbon dioxide and carbon dioxide

there, which is not flammable. Yeah. You want to find out? Yeah. Turn a leaf blower into a flame flower? Instead of like using as a weapon, it's just like it harms the person holding it. It doesn't, it doesn't spew fire. It just causes an explosion. I mean, I'm centered on the person.

I'm sure if you chucked a fine enough powder into a leaf flower, it'd be a flame throw. Flower or something? Yeah, looking down just, yeah. Over a flame. I think I smell a new slum, oh, guys. I'll try. Hey, dad, try.

I'll be inside. Go stand by these bees. I found a, so I was curious. You said, you could order bees. And I found an article here about how to ship live bees. And you can learn how to ship live bees and how to do it safely. It's like, they make it two different ways. Learn how to ship live bees and how to do it safely.

Yep. Can you freeze bees? Now they die. We have a die. Because a lot of stuff, you can chill in it. We'll just go to sleep. But bees not the same. I don't think so.

I think they, I don't think you can chill bees out. But you know, you see when people are beekeeping, they're using a little like smokers, they're like smoking the bees. That, so what that is an effect doing, the reason it chills the bees out is because it is Kicking in this like preternatural sense they have that there's like a forest fire and when that happens Their number one priority is to eat as much honey as they possibly can and Just gorge themselves on honey to pass to like move the hive and so when they eat that much honey they get real

sluggish just honey, they get real sluggish, just like me. They get real tired and like laden, honey laden. And that's why they like. Big old Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah. So they got to prepare to move the hive, but then they get too lazy to actually move it. It just like re-orange their brain to like, it's a combination of things. Like it re-orange their brain to like eat it's a combination of things like it reorange their brain to like eat a bunch of honey But then it also like distracts them to like have a very specific purpose Which is like to to gobble honey instead of Sting whatever is I always thought the smoke just had like a direct the fact on their energy

But yeah, I never knew that would just like scoffing down all the hives honey. Yeah Crazy So you gotta use the smoke and then get in there really fast, otherwise they're gonna eat all the honey. Well, I mean, for a B, that's like microscopic amounts, honey. Yeah. But yeah, it's like the munchies for B's. Yeah, exactly.

So cool. Yeah. I'm happy to answer as many B questions as you know, it's a bit sparsely, but it really has been very fascinating. This is the R.B. podcast tune in, send us all your B-related question, and we'll do our best to answer them. Yeah.

Yeah, that, when I was in Japan and I showed you the giant wasp that I found, that was the same type of wasp that they filmed going into a B-hive and killing like 30,000 bees. Oh, God. Yeah. Just like, chomp them, just like ripped their heads off and like, ah, I'm just getting all the bees. It's brutal. And the bees don't have any defense against it, apart from just like swarming it and heat over heating the wasp,

which they couldn't really do in time. Can you mention 30,000? That's incredible. It's like a terminator. It was like in three hours, all 30,000 bees were dead, and they're just like a stack of dead bees. By one wasp. By three wasps. Oh, okay

Yeah, I think they were each taking a 10-thed a chill 10k It's a gruesome video, but it's very fascinating That's like in a video game when you go back to a starting area after you're all leveled up It's like little one or two bees and you go You've got like all the endgame shit. Yeah, just like stomping all over these you're just using your super every right Killing every B inside. Someone in chat says the title should be the hivecaster, the B cast.

Guss hates you, right? What did we say earlier? I have a good one. We should start a soup. We should start a soup. That should be it. I feel like it's been way more B-ish than soupish at this point.

Should we talk about soup again? We have a little bit of time. Do we have another soup story? Let's do a famous soup, Gus. I'd like... there's a Mexican soup coming new though that I like a lot. It's pretty good. What's it? It's got like harmony,

the cow-stomach lining. It's really good. Three-bath. Um, Cal, look, Cal stomach lining. It's really good. Three bad. Mariel's talked about the soup too. She's also Mexican. Do you not make it? No, I don't know. I made it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, and I don't fun facts.

Maryl's also talked about that. She's also Mexican. Maybe we're related. We should find out. Who is that information for? She's been, she's been fucking with me recently, like last night. Wonderful Andrew here had a housewarming party.

And I asked, and he invited some people, including Maryl and I asked, are you gonna come to Andrews? And she's like, oh, I have the Lesbians over tonight. I was like, oh, that's fun. She's like, because I'm a lesbian. And I was like, okay, yeah, cool. And so I see her tomorrow,

and I'm like, how was your lesbian party last night? She's like, it was fine, it was great, you know? And I'm like, you don't need to tell me that they're just people, you know, your friends at our your house and I do know that you're a lesbian also. She's like, okay, I don't know, I don't know what to do. So now I'm just referring to her as like the Mexican lesbian

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