Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin vs The Bird - #593

Episode Date: April 21, 2020

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Andrew Rosas as they discuss Tik Tok music, learning to drive now, individual siris, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I'm Andrew. Hey. And I'm Gus again. That was a, that was a slippery start that Gus. Why was that? Yeah, you just Can I do something up? Fumbling all over that. Do you not remember the podcast last week when we literally did not know who was gonna cut two next and there was like six seconds of silence.

Yeah, that wasn't me. Don't cut to me. Just never discuss until we're on and there's no time. Yeah. That's like the thing goes like all right, what are the orders for the intro? Luckily, yeah, luckily Barbara brought it up to everyone's attention before we started. Like, hey, let's talk about the order, make sure we have that down right. I'm playing mom today. Which means I'm drinking heavily. I mean, I mean myself a drink. Cheers, cheers Barbara. Oh, and Gav. Oh myself a drink. Cheers, cheers, bar room. Oh, and

Gav, oh, and Andrew. Andrew, cheers. Kling. Kling. I also, I'm, I said, a pretty mood for the podcast tonight. I turned off my light and put on my skylight. So I have all these like stars and clouds moving around my face. What, you was in a skylight, just like a holding the light in the roof. roof? What are you talking about? Well, this is a light that hits the sea. A ceiling light, Barbara. It's called, I'm looking at it right now. It's called skylight and light is spelled L-I-T-E

because there be in fun. So obviously it's very wrong on every aspect. Because it's a Miller product. LAUGHTER No, it's from Amazon okay. Okay. Which means it's quality and I may or may not have found it from TikTok. Okay. This TikTok's influencing your purchases now. They really are. It's kind of scary and sad, especially right now when like all you're doing at home is looking for things to buy and spruce up your place with while you have all this time.

And then TikTok goes ahead and recommends stuff from 14-year-olds and I'm like, that looks cool. I'll try that. I think TikTok must sell so much stuff and so much music. Like if your soundtrack is on a goofy TikTok meme, you must make millions of dollars. Gavin, we should make a song. Yeah? Yeah, we should make a song and get it on a TikTok, a TikTok popular trend in the TikTok.

How are we splitting the proceeds here? What's the percentage? It gets 170. It gets 170. 70.30. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, you do all the work. You know what I'm just an idea guy. Let's break it down right now. I'll make a beat

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I find myself working on my yard a lot more than I would otherwise. Just like going out and picking weeds or trying to start back. At all, like, are you playing anything? No, no, no, not like that. Just, you know, making sure the grass is well kept and everything is in hiding. You only do that in Android Crossing.

Correct. My all-crossing has it all covered. I have to plan, I'm getting annoyed with that game because I didn't buy that game to plant flowers. And that's all that's become for me now. It's like I'm trying to raise my island rating, so I'm having to go around and buy flowers and plant them. It's like, is that why my island stuck at two stars?

Because I'm not doing many fields of flowers. I feel like the game has come to a grinding halt. Which you need to do as you need. You need to install some fencing and then get your flowers going Ah, it's so boring. Yeah, it's definitely my least favorite part of the game I saw you haven't you have not played very much Gavin I was I was going through my friends list and judging everyone based on how much animal crossing that they've played in yours is pretty I played a shit load how much I played I thought it said 10 hours. Oh, bullshit. Us. I should look again then.

Maybe I'm remembering, of course, my switch. Yeah, don't insult me like that. I've been playing on stop. I've been playing on the treadmill mainly. I think I'm at 110 hours. I'm a little bit of a fan of mine. I'm a little bit of a fan of mine. I go a little off familiar.

Come on. What's the best? I think Ashley and Lindsay are both like at 180 hours. Oh, shit. Oh, right. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's a lot of evidence. See, I'm expanding all those hours that I would have spent on Animal Crossing instead watching

Love Island. A different kind of island maintenance. Exactly. Which now I got a great text message this past weekend from Gavin to me and Jeff saying that he hates us both because he's now drawn into the love island world and is starting off with season one and he's addicted already. Yeah, I feel like I watched, maybe like sometime on last week, like Thursday, I watched episode one or something.

And now I'm on episode like 28 I hate it and it's so good That's exactly that's exactly how you describe any of those reality shows you hate it, but it's so good It's so deliciously trash. I've missed the scous accent so much though. It's nice to hear it and all of it's greeting glory What does that sound like? Hey! I thought you were about to do the alphabet in that accent.

Andrew, give us a scousy theme. There is definitely a drinking game to be played with that show. Every time someone says the word, There are there's definitely like a drinking game to be played with that show every time someone says the word I'm absolutely human. You definitely have to drink Or if they say I'm right chuffed. That's another one. So you are a different season, right? I'm on season four. I've only seen season three and Most of season four at this point, but I never went back Season four the newest one like are there four seasons of it? No, there's way more.

Oh. Yeah. The thing is though with Love Island, and I think Jeff and I talked about it last time when we brought this up, but there's literally, I think one episode a day, or one episode, it's like every single day that it airs. So there's like something like 50 or 60 episodes.

And they're all like an hour. Wow. I thought when we were doing last laugh, you know, we did six hours for that. I thought that was a marathon and that was a lot of work, which by the way that premiered today, you should check it out at receipt.com. I thought that was a lot of work.

I can't imagine doing like an hour long episode every day. That's just way too much. I can't imagine doing like an hour long episode every day. That's just way too much. It's just like they are pretty much under like 24 hour surveillance every day. They don't really. They're brother with sex. Yeah. Which also brings up my next recommendation for you guys,

which is too hot to handle a new show on Netflix, which is love, it's like love Island, except they get punished monetarily if they kiss or have sex. So, hey, that's just life, man. That's just life. And they're just going to have like all the lads just with massive stalk on every morning. I would have, I would have, I, I, I won that game the first 22 years of my life. Like there was no contest. You also can't masturbate, which is something that I didn't realize about the show when I started watching it. And they're like, you also can't masturbate. And all the guys are just like fuck dude. They literally are like parading each other around this island.

No one's wearing any clothes. People rub them up on each other. That you probably can't control. Or maybe they wouldn't know. Speaking of dreams, I'm sorry to segue here, but everything going on has me like in a super fucked up state of mind. I had a nightmare last night that I went to the grocery store and I started walking in without a mask on.

It's like, how is it that that's what I'm dreaming about now? Like I'm having a stress dream about not wearing a fucking mask going to get groceries. Dude, everything is about. I know, it's crazy. So my dreams lately have been almost exclusively stress dreams. Like I don't have any real regular dreams anymore. Either it's black, it's like just like blackness and then I wake up or it exclusively stress dreams. Like, I don't have any real regular dreams anymore. Either it's black, it's just like blackness,

and then I wake up, or it's stress dreams. Which have been alternating between like dreams like that, where it's like, I'm navigating a big crowd trying to hold my breath. It's like, just nightmare shit. And then I had won the other night, not last night, but the night before, where I was in a grocery store, public place,

there was no one in there except it was crawling with snakes. So I was dodging snakes, like crawling up the aisles and like trying, oh God, horrible stuff. I just had like a dream about blackness. I don't remember any of the dreams. It's like I just go to sleep and then eight hours pass. And I just like wake up, there's of the dreams. It's like I just go to sleep and then eight hours fast and I just like wake up There's no dreamy about like a void of nothing

I'm not in the sunken place like I'm not just in this like I like that if you you showing up to your own dream, but nothing else did and you're like Come on Your way is just a texture to load in the video game and like they just never load Yeah, you're like guys, we were scheduled for one a.m. Where's every Your way is just a texture to load in the video game and like they just never load I just like walk up to this black void. There's like a tiny note on the ground. Just I owe you one dream god I had one the other day that I was I was in a car in traffic, but I wasn't in the car. Like I was on the hood and I was driving from the hood and the traffic was so bad, no one was moving that there were vendors

going down car to car, but what they were selling was nail trimmings. They had nail clippers and they would clip your nails for you. So I was like, oh yeah, my nails are a little long, so I let them clip my nails, but they only clip like three of them, and all the other ones were really long. I was like, then they told me that it cost $15.

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in the summer. Yeah, it briefly went negative, which I think might be the first time that that that's ever happened. So basically everyone was piling in, buying millions of barrels of oil. The problem is, where do you store that? Where you keep it? And that's the problem they're having. There's too much of it. They have no more storage. Like, they're still pumping it, and they just don't have any place to put it.

So they're just looking for people to take oil at this point. Batub swimming pools, cup tans, just whatever you can spare. There's no one with a ton of land could make a killing then, just storing oil. Where, on top of the land, that's an oil spill, dude. Well, you can put it in stuff, can't you? Like what? The tanker or something? But, right, so it's not someone with a bunch of land,

it's someone with a tanker then, is what you're saying. The land is irrelevant in this. So the price of oil plummeted, and then the price of tankers must have gone, wee! See, I've got the tanker in no land, so I just have to keep driving it around. Right. Day and night, day and night. For legal purposes, the trucks can never stop moving. It's a real road warrior situation, honestly.

That's crazy. Yeah. Like, what cool is that? It's going to be a real road warrior situation, honestly. That's crazy. Like, what cool is that? What about people? People are, well, it's been building up over time. People aren't commuting oil consumption to a day down. I'm sure if you, you don't drive, but if you pay attention, gas prices are ridiculously low right now.

If you pay attention, and it's just because there's no demand for it. I mean, there is demand, but the demand's really dropped off. I feel like this would be the best time for Gavin for you to learn how to drive. Because hardly anyone's on the road. Oil prices are super low. Like, why don't you do it now? Yeah, I mean, it's like, do I want to learn how to drive on a non-normal condition, though? Surely I should be learning when times are normal.

Otherwise, whenever it comes back on the road, I'll be like, ah! But they're like somewhat, like, there's still people driving around. It's just less. That's true. Like, just, I guess, learning the fundamentals of how to drive would be a good time to do now. I don't know. Like, it's also a good way to pass the time in quarantine, give yourself something to do. I take drives every now and then. It's a it's relaxing. You

should give it a shot. So I see people in chat are are talking about how much gas is wherever they live. I just want to point out currently here. I think it's around 149 a gallon. That's what I saw when I went out earlier. Oh my god. That is so insane. That is so insane. I hasn't been that cheap. I mean, since the 90s. I remember I got mad when I moved here. I moved to Austin in 1998. There was a gas station,

like two blocks away from my apartment, where I would get gas for 98 cents or 99 cents. I was mad when finally in 1999, the price went above a dollar. I was like, this bullshit. I'm not going back down in that direction. and when finally in 1999, the price went above $1. I was like, this bullshit. I'm not going back down in that direction. I'm speaking of chat, I just want to point out

if anybody's watching, you can join us in chat and communicate with us. You can create a free Ristith account. Just go to ristith.com. And oh, right there. Wow. Hey, look at that. You got a type of message, and I'll see it.

And maybe we'll talk about it here on the stream. I guess I'm confused as to why oil can go negative and not just flat line at zero. Because they need to incentivize people to take it because people aren't taking it. Well, free oil is surely like that, but people would take it. I think it did very quickly come back up.

It didn't stay negative for very long. I feel like... Well, someone said, I think it was at quickly come back up. It didn't stay negative for very long. I feel like- Oh, someone said Elite Bancher. I think it was a $1.4 in Madison, Wisconsin right now. Wow. 94 cents in Michigan. Oh my gosh. Well, first.

So I saw 94 cents in Michigan the second ago. Now people are gonna start lying though. I'm the Maddie Pop. I feel like being one of those people that just like totally like misses the point of the like savings part of it. I'm like, I buy a car just to fill it up. Like, yeah, I can't afford not to do this.

You'd be dumb not to buy a car. I'm like, yeah. That also must be an industry that's suffering right now is people buying cars. I was thinking about the other day too about people who were trying to sell houses during this time. Like trying to have showings or anything you can't do that.

So what do you, how do you sell your house right now and who wants to move during an epidemic either? That must be a pain in the ass. Yeah, I can't imagine. How's it going? How's it going? Andrew talked about buying a car. I've seen like local car dealership commercials

that have started touting their contactless car buying options. It's like, who goes and buys like, like, isn't part of the process normally you go on a test drive, you check out like all the different ones. Like, who's like, yes, I would like a car. I would like to pick it up at 3 p.m. and I'm not gonna talk to anybody. Don't get me wrong.

I'm excited about they're not talking to anybody, part of that, but it just seems weird that you could like buy a car and then not talk to anybody and just get in it and drive off the lot. Now's the best time to do it for you guys. Apparently. Yeah, I guess they can't. I mean, you can probably do like a dead drop

of the keys for a test, right, surely. Like just arrange where the car is and go and find it, drive it and put it back. What they should do is make a cold mailbox where they could put the keys in the mailbox. You just drive by, pick up the keys, they're nice and cold, ready to go. Cold keys do sound nice. Why does that sound nice? I don't know. It's starting to get warm here, starting to get hot.

It'd be nice to have some cold keys in your pocket. You're like reaching like, ah, ah. I love it when your keys are cold. Yeah, because we're not usually cold. It's a nice little change. Things that are good cold, right? The art food, a pillow, maybe a pair of jeans on a hot day. Keys, though. Keys. I'm mad. I food, a pillow, maybe a pair of jeans on a hot day.

Keys though, keys. I've never experimented. Should I put my keys in the fridge? Should we find out? Yes. So it's good. What else is good cold that isn't food? The polar ice caps?

Yeah, that's good cold. I was thinking like drinks and stuff that you'd want cold. Let's still qualify that as food. You still ingest again. I guess that was silly of me. That was idiotic, yeah. I think you nailed it with pillow, right? It's like the cool side of the pillow.

That's the number one. I'm just being a champ pillow for things you want cold. I wouldn't want cold jeans though, even on a hot day. There's something about getting dressed. I don't like putting on cold clothes and I've done that before and it sucks. Even when it's super hot here? Because I feel like that would be really refreshing when it's incredibly hot. Wouldn't we're in the dead of summer here? Yeah, I guess I've never had that scenario happen to me because I always, if it's incredibly hot. When, you know, we're in the dead of summer here. Yeah, I guess like I've never had that scenario happen to me because I always, if it's summertime,

the AC is running in my place. So I don't wake up hot, wanting to put on cold clothes. And I can't think of a scenario where I'd be like outside in the heat and be like, oh, I'm gonna put on this ice cold pair of jeans now that just happened to me. Okay, I have a question.

I have a question. What feels better? Coming home after like a hot summer day, you come home, you get inside, you step inside your place, and it's like brisk and cool and crisp and feels great, AC HUMMEN. Or it's cold outside, it's wintertime,

you take a pair of like flannel pajamas out of the dryer, slip those puppies on. That one, that's way better. That one, absolutely. Being cold and then walking into something like a warm place, instant satisfaction. But being said, I have an idea, guys, this is the growth market, we're gonna be disruptors here.

Everyone at home usually has a washer and a dryer. We're gonna invent a clothes chiller. That way when it's hot and it's summer, you can put your clothes in there and then it'll cool them down and you can put them on. And you can have that scene, the reverse feeling where it's hot and you have cold clothes putting on. Well, how does it make it cold?

Science. Gus, this is a great idea. We should even be able to store other items in it, like drinks, and maybe ice, and maybe meet. We want to keep fresh for a long time. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we could do something. What could you call it?

I don't know. Maybe a cool maker. There it is. You are frigid when you put it on. So I'm thinking for something along the lines of frigid, frig, maybe for short. Is that relation to refrigerate a frigid? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't walk outside and get ovenny. But I guess all you're describing, you're comparing it to a washer and a dryer. You're just describing a washer without a dryer. It's not going to be wet, not be stupid. But if it's cold, if you've got a cold item in a hot room, it's wet. No, what?

That's not at all. What do you mean? It's a dry, cool piece of clothing. It can't be dry and cool if you're surroundings hot, surely, because it will just condense all the hot air into your cold item. No. I've heard some people put their jeans in the freezer

when they're dirty and apparently that keeps them fresh. You guys have heard this before? I have heard that. Well, I think that probably is basing it on, because what usually causes odor and smell is bacteria and freezing it would kill the cold keys for your test drive. They're bacteria free. Killed the cold keys for your test drive. They're bacteria free. Erick says that that doesn't work. You know, there would be better killing bacteria than cold keys. Really hot keys.

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Hmm. All right. I never thought about it that way. Could you? I feel like there's just those appliances, things that you just take for granted. Like the dryer. Like I'm really thinking about it now. Like is it stupid that you have an item that does that?

What do you get? There's a lot of places that don't, like I heard somewhere recently that a lot of places in Europe, like, dryers aren't as common. People tend to air dry or lay flat a lot of things. Right. Or they have like think that side to hang things to dry more commonly than actually owning a dryer.

In England, I would always just hang stuff outside, just, you know, if it wasn't raining. But here, if I do that, it just gets, everything is covered in bugs. I end up with like 50% coverage and flies and stuff. And pollen. And pollen, yeah, it just gets dirt. Yeah, if, if stuff needs to hang to dry for me, I just hang it like on my shower rod, like, or somewhere in the house, instead of outside.

It's probably safer. Less bugs and less pollen. Yeah. house instead of outside. It's probably safer. Less bugs and less pollen. Yeah, something I've really appreciated about working from home. And I tweeted about this the other day. And I don't know if you guys could relate as much, but I have a lot of clothing items that need to be hung to dry or lay flat to dry because they don't go in the dryer. And none of the clothes I've been wearing need to do that because it's all like shitty sweatpants

and t-shirts and sweatpants and sweatshirts and stuff like that so doing my laundry is so much faster now. Are you excited at the speed of your laundry? Oh absolutely. I'm like oh I have to do laundry. Oh that was fine. Like I'll just put it in the washer. It'll be done. Then I can put everything in the dryer. It's the easiest thing. I don't even sort through every fucking item. You like this one. It needs to be hung.

This one needs to be lifeline. I'm still trying to maintain as much normal as possible. So I'm still trying to wear the same clothes that I would wear, even when I go into the office. So you're wearing like jeans and stuff? Well, from the part you can see on camera. That is a count.

I had been wearing jeans. I think last week I finally gave up and I started wearing shorts. Well, maybe if you kept them in the freezer, you'd be more inclined to wear them. That's what I'm saying. You mean the chiller? The frigidaire. It's the chiller? The fridge a day. It's the make colder. I think we've all decided this is how the idea of all the part we can't decide.

The cool maker. The cool maker. There it is. The cool maker. Isn't that Mentos? Oh, this is a fresh maker. Fresh maker. We get a season just death death from mentors.

Yeah. Just watch Cool Maker is going to be some candy slogan in the next year. Yeah, the Cool Maker. There gave us the origin of refrigerator. It's the Latin verb, refrigerator array, and ultimately from the adjective, fregoose meaning cold. It dates to the preceding century, and freegos gave the adjective, frigid. So there you go.

Okay, so it's based on the same word. Based on old Latin words. What's Gus based on? Gus, I think it's probably, land, right, like Augustus, like Augustus Caesar, that kind of stuff. And it just got changed, like permeates. Permeates.

How much money would it take for you to legally change your name to Gus, but the you had a gnome out? How would you pronounce it like goose? Goose. Yeah, like goose. I like that. When I was a kid, I was always envious,

you know, I grew up on the border with a very high Mexican population. And I was always envious of the kids who had an in-year in their name because I thought it was super cool. And I was always upset that I did not have an in-year in my life. I feel like you have to be a culprit that into your name. Well, I have no ends anywhere. I know. Well, I'm thinking like we change your name. So we could have the um-lout and I don't know what you just said. So, in-year. So we could have the umlaut and I don't know what you just said. So there's a

So When I was in third grade There was a kid who was kind of mean to me and instead of calling me Gustavo. He would call me Gusano, which means worm Oh, yeah, I fucking I fucking Also so I love this like super villain quality to that like you whim Definitely the insults of a high-tier villain. Yeah, but I also thought well it does have an end. I could put it in here Yeah, you could eat in Guzzanio. Guzzanio, which is nothing. And if you guys have nicknames that kids who picked on you

called you in elementary school, the giantest. I had most uncreative fellow students because in my school, it was my elementary school. I hit five foot nine by the age of 12, and I was like the tallest kid in the school for like two years, boys included. And the girls in the grade above me started calling me tree.

Not creative or clever or funny in the least or like it really that insulting like I just kind of like I mean, D for effort, y'all. Yeah, really. I'm sorry that you are so offended by the fact that I am a height that bothers you and that I have absolutely zero control over to the fact that you have to make fun of me for it. It was just such a strange choice. That really feels like someone like, it's like, hey, you came up with a really clever, like insulting nickname for Barbara today, right? Yeah, it's a treat. It was the last second

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh name you want in higher school when you're going through puberty. I feel like as well. People should, your name is already Barbara. Like, right. I have it hard enough. I have enough problems in my life. Yeah, it's, it's weird that they would call you that, but it's also weird that they would think that you would find it insulting. Like, I don't know. What, anyone would, how anyone could be insulted by that. We would think that you would find it insulting. Like, I don't know, how anyone could be insulted by that. To be fair, I think it might have gotten to me.

I think I was a very sensitive kid. And I talk about it, I'll always open all the time about how like, the older you get, the less you care about what people think. And man, that is true because I cared so much about what people thought of me when I was that age. And now I can give less of a fuck.

It's funny how when you're younger, that's really a big deal to you. It's like trying to win that approval of your peers. And then every year that goes by, it's like you care less and less and less. And eventually it's just like, all right, whatever. It does, it literally does not matter at all. That's, I think about that often,

because I don't know if someone, if I were back at that age, and as a person who did care, a lot of people thought, if someone as an adult could communicate to me, like, hey, none of this fucking matters. It's like one day, you'll be 30 and you won't give a fucking shit about any of these people, anything here. Like, this is so unbelievably temporary. But like,

at the time, at the time, it means everything. And I just like, I don't know that it's possible because I don't plan on having children. But like, if there was like, oh, if there would be a way to communicate that to someone that age, like, man, you're really, you will not lose and fucking win a second of sleep over these people in this place later in life. I get this excellent advice as well. And the way to like speed that ahead, to really fast track that, is become someone who's on the internet for living an early age. And then you really won't give a shit when all these random people have a kid comments about your personality and appearance. It's like, you just get overloaded

until nothing matters at all. We did that roast video. We did that roast video. We did that roast video. For a long time. But those kids aren't gonna remember you or what they called you in like a year from now. But you're gonna have that stick with you

for a really long time. Meanwhile, they've gotten past it, you know? That's the unfortunate thing is that my strongest memories from being in school are from my interactions with the bullies. They're the people I remember and the people I see actively dislike to this day. But I've really had some really good times

with some really good people and it's just not as front in my memory. It's quite sad. It's something negative. Yeah. Yeah, that is sad. But, uh, that's it. We did that roast video on Rooster Teeth where John put that photo of me on the roast

me subreddit. And it was kind of the same thing where it's like, people can write whatever they want. It's fine. It doesn't matter. I've already heard worse and I've already thought worse I'm sorry. I can't I cannot stuff laughing at the way Gus just like yes, that is sad anyway moving on It's like he has a bunch of stamps like That is funny. I do not grasp your human emotions. And transmission.

Affirmative on the sad. Do you think it's going to be weird when we finally get to see people again, like in person? Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. It's already been weird seeing like, every now and then like Gus, you came by my place to pick up a webcam the other day.

From a second distance? Yeah, like I was looking at you through my window and I was like, this is weird to see Gus in person technically because like I hadn't seen a physical body of someone I know in a really long time. That's not just like on screen. And I can't imagine like when we all get back to work, whenever that day comes, and like seeing that many people too,

all around you, I feel like I'm gonna cry, honestly. I've got that webcam right here. Yeah. I feel offended that you're not using it. I used it for a couple of days. I needed a stop gap solution until I had something else working. Because that webcam's only 720p.

I needed something with a little more resolution. See you all this time. It's just, shit still. They're so bad. Like there's no webcam that you can have find control over that isn't just makes its own mind up depending on how much light you have. They've shite.

Every webcam I've used has been whank. And plus they're all sold out everywhere. It's like impossible to find one anyway. Yeah. What we had to borrow some from a cheap one hunter. I'm using a couple spare ones. I'm using a GoPro as a webcam. No, instead of the 720p one, I gave you guys how rude.

Much higher resolution. So like, yeah, why are they such crap? Like it is, you think it's from like a lens hard or thing or do you think it's software like, you know, it like auto adjusting for light and exposure and stuff. I just assumed it was like based on like the protocols that were invented for video chat were just so limited that maybe the webcams didn't have to have

anything fancy attached to them, but all this like variable frame rate crap just really pisses me off. I don't know why there's no, like the Camelink is a good solution, but it's not a camera, you just put real cameras and plug them into it. So I don't know why webcams are shit.

Cause I feel like- camera, you just put real cameras and plug them into it. So I don't know why webcams are shit. Because ostensibly it should be like one of the easiest things to crack in my mind. This is like a decent quality lens with like, you know, the right throughput of data, like should be really simple. And probably it probably boils it down to cost realistically. It's like, what kind of sensor are you putting in there? And who's gonna pay that much money for it? So they want to probably keep it like several hundred dollars and then you start living yourself. Each web cam I've tried has different features that I've needed but never all in one camera like for example though the one before this is like some shitty piece of Logitech crap the one before this had a much better frame rate

the shitty piece of Logitech crap. The one before this had a much better frame rate, but the focus was between like here and here. So unless I was like, you know, if the camera was at my face, it would make sense, but that's way too close. It just wouldn't focus far enough away. This one, it focuses far away, but the frame rate is ainess,

and I have a razor one where it's got a light on it and it's pretty good, but the white balance just goes all over the gaff depending on what it feels like. It's like I want all of the control in one camera. I bet it exists. I've just not found it. I think it probably is kind of a mixture of hardware and software, like actually being able to like fine tune the like white balance and like actually having like pro pro pro controls over over the camera and over its processing would like really do wonders. But again, I think Gus is right. Like how how many people

were like how many people thought we'd be doing like, you know, be trying to do like professional quality like broadcast and stuff from yeah. Like what yeah's just not what that for really is it? Like no one, no one should be using this professionally. It's just a chat to your grandad, or something. Right. It's been, or do you like zoom calls with your company, which I think is obviously a reason a lot of the web camps

have been bought up and immediately, because everyone is working from home having to do video conference calls and stuff like that. Right. It's been interesting watching like late night shows, try to adapt and stuff like that. Right. It's been interesting watching late night shows, try to adapt and using different cameras. Some of them, you can tell, they spend a lot of time on the lighting, or they have a decent camera, or they're probably using an iPhone,

and some of you are like, oh, they're just using a webcam. They just have a webcam hooked into a computer, and this looks terrible. So it's interesting, you don't see the gamut on broadcast television being from, oh, this looks like maybe a 480 webcam too. Oh, they spent a lot of time rigging and lighting this to look good. Yeah. It's just like a whole new set of skills that maybe they weren't prepared for. I guess like on staff they're like, oh shit, who knows how to hook up a camera to a computer?

It has made me really appreciate everyone's individual setups. I forget who it was, but there was some celebrity or musician who did some video or livestream from his bedroom, and he didn't make his bed. Every single comment on it was about how his bed wasn't made, not the content itself, but people get so hyper focused on what's behind people because that's like what they have to differentiate different things like everyone is sitting in front of a computer on a webcam possibly with a microphone in front of them.

And the only thing you could pay attention to is like, all right, what does this person have behind them? What rumor are they in? Like this is what's making it different and interesting. That's one of the reasons I chose the brick wall is I figured it was just like bland. It's like a blank canvas. I don't have to worry about cleaning it. I don't have to worry about what's going on back there. It's like, it I chose the brick wall. As I figured it was just like bland. It's like a blank canvas. I don't have to worry about cleaning it.

You don't have to worry about what's going on back there. It's like, it's just a brick wall. And it's not a white wall, which is like I would just disappear into it. It's got some color and some texture on it. I spent a lot of time looking at my walls. You've been doing a lot of 90s stand up, isn't that right? Yeah.

I'm doing a lot of like airplane food jokes and stuff like that. You should guess people don't like it. Like I'm really hot. I can't get no respect. I'll tell you what. That's not 90s. That's he. He's a little further back.

But you know what? It counts. We're working. I've been trying to find ways to minimize the casting couch feel of my room, which is why. Like before, it was just my room with the couch. So I added a shelf. And I'm going to put some artwork up here to somehow minimize the fact that there's a

dark couch behind me. And hopefully people will feel like that suffices. And I like the idea of adding a shelf makes a room like really less sexy. Well, it's because the whole thing in the casting couch right is that it's just like a playing black couch and like a room full of nothingness. Yeah, I think I can analyze this. The reason a shelf makes it like less, it makes it non-casting couchiest because a shelf is a place for memories. And a casting couch is no place for memories.

The opposite. Here's what you could have done there. If you wanted to defeat the whole costume couch feel of that room, you could have removed the couch. Very, very good advice. You would think that Gavin, except the movers who brought this couch into this room. Did they build it in the room? Told me this couch is never leaving this room.

They had to take the doors off the fucking hinges to get this couch in here, because it's a sleeper sofa. This is like my guest room in here. And they were like, yeah, this like, we recommend not trying to take this out until you're moving again, because it's not coming out.

So great idea. I appreciate it. It was a very impractical idea. Ideally, I think next time that we see you in that room, the couch would just be like on its side it gets the wall and be like, look, you can't fang on that. It's still in him. You could put it again like this wall,

but you'd still see it coming out a little bit this way. I think it looks nice. I have a video idea. I think when all this is over, we should go to Barbara's house and we should remove that couch from that room. Oh, let's do it. Where do you want it, Barbara? There's no other place that it's going to fit.

Like every inch of the place that I live in is full. That's Barbara's problem. That's not our problem. All we're going to do is we're going to get it out of that room. Beyond that, that's on her. Yeah, there's like what's the landing outside the room is probably a fine place for it Well find out I Think I think next week on the podcast. I actually want to take the bed I don't know if it'll fit now they have my desk in here

But I'll see if I could take the bed out and do the podcast from the bed of this couch. That'd be awesome. Yeah, it'd be super comfortable. Are you using a webcam on your laptop? No, so I have a PC and then I have two monitors and the webcam is up on my main monitor. It's just like kind of hooked onto it, but maybe I could rig something special up like do like slumber party RT podcast next week. The other day, I realized.

I was looking at my monitor from the backside, and I realized that because, so I have the camera and a light on this, on like one, if they're not in the middle, they're on one side of the monitor. And I realized that everything on the monitor is like really a skew. And when I sit down at it, I didn't realize it. And I stood up and looked at it.

I was like, oh, my monitor looks like it's about to fall over. It's tilty over to one side. So I need to figure out something that it doesn't fall over here. Well, do that after the podcast. It's a good idea. Do you guys all have your webcams up on your monitors or like amazing like a laptop?

I'm using the one that just built into my MacBook. Oh, it's pretty good. Like it actually looks like decent. How are you recording audio then? Is microphone? Not with like what microphone I mean like what's what's so good audio locally. Yeah I'm

doing it in audition. Because audacity audacity doesn't work with so Catalina. Yeah I'm not after the first podcast. It just records. It was great feature. It just records of like a flat nothing way for absolutely nothing. was great feature. It just records a like a flat nothing waveform Absolutely nothing Good feature Record no audio equivalent of my dreams

The void no no errors no indication that anything's wrong just an empty blank file And not something you could fix easily by fudging with security settings, just it doesn't work with Mac now. Why? Why is that? Did that cheat? Yeah, they put out a new operating system and it don't work. They restricted access to course services like audio access to the microphone.

I try to go out in my back garden earlier to get a bit of fresh air. And that's come inside because a crow landed on my table. And I have this, there was a candle out there, but it hasn't been lit in ages. And now it's just, the candle holder is just full of water. It's like a bowl of water. And a crow landed with a bit of bread inside, dunking it. No, a candle. It was like mucking me off with wet bread, so I just went inside. It's your company.

Muck in the app. That's another love island term I've heard so many times. Yeah, it's all about getting mucked off and get pined off. And make sure you're absolutely human. Yeah. High off is that like a 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie? That kind of thing. It's like receiving a custard pie to the face. Like rejecting someone.

Oh, okay. Of course, obviously I'm stupid for not knowing that to create a clean pie. So, you're, your, your, your crow is just enjoying a nice like flander's, uh Flanders special, just a white bread with a glass of water for dipping. Yeah, and I was watching it sort of thrash this soggy bread around and I started gagging

and I was like, no, where is safe? I can't go anywhere. You think that bird saw a video of you complaining about wet bread? Do you think Michael sent that bird to you? He paid it and tied bread to his face. I don't know if it was a crow or a raven. I don't know. I don't know the difference. But it was not a crackle. Wasn't a crackle. Did you say never more? That's a good one. That's actually really good.

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or what I'm going to be seen as, by some, as such. So someone in the chat saying, Cro's a small, Raven's a bigger and more black. I mean, I look at a bird. I don't think, oh, that's a big one. Well, that's a small one. I mean, how do you know if a bird is big or small? Is that what I'm looking at?

What do you mean? Like, I guess you need comparison, right? If I say one bird, I'm not like, that's a big crow. Well, that's a small one Did you see that photo like a week or two ago on reddit of the bald eagle next to a wolf? That was it like the big the size of a wolf the bald eagle was bigger than the wolf What yeah, it's like I guess someone cut this photo on a game cam and they're like fighting over a

Piece of meat or something and the bald eagle is fucking huge It makes the world look tiny like a house pet like a dog you would keep in your house like that bald eagle is massive It was scary if I just took a bold eagle in my hands and I just rung its neck in front of you, an American. Would you be really offended? Not as an American, but as someone who likes animals, I would be mortified. But I'm gonna take this one out of the bag from my 2011. But would that be ill-eagle? Oh, very good.

I hate this setup. I make a pun. Everyone's fucking quiet. Broadcast lingers on my shirt. You make a pun with no feedback. You make a pun in the follow up is like Andrew's dream. Alright, motherfuckers. follow up is like Andrew's dream. All right, motherfuckers watching you. What's up?

Is it so is illegal to illegal to kill him? Oh my god, this massive, yeah. I said you the photo. No, there's there's there's more photos in that thread. I just chose that one. They're all like that. Why is it so I couldn't ring that thing's neck if I wanted to it would kill you I would not want to see that walking around in a dark alley late at night Sir that but my favorite part of that photo that of this

Eagle is just how ho hum it seems like oh same shit Every day Come down here and fucking rifle through these bones If a bird gets that big it seems it seems to shit. It's jaded It's true. That's true. It's it's it's seen. It's seen the abyss. It's seen the darkness. It looks like, it looks like a business man from like 1982. Wait, show the picture again. I'm going to imagine it with a briefcase. And it's wearing like one of those really big trench coats with the shoulder pads. It looks like it's waiting to cross the street in the rain.

Like I feel like you'd see that character in Home Alone 2, lost in New York. With Donald Trump. across the street in the rain. Like I feel like you'd see that character in Home Alone 2 lost in New York. With Donald Trump. I don't know your truck man. I sent you a couple more photos just so you know that. You need that. Purely perspective. Always, I look at that second one just like, Hey, I'm scavenging here.

Gami. Jesus. Mental. A huge don't mess with them. Don't try and kill her. G-M-E! G-M-E! Jesus Christ. Mental. They're huge. Don't mess with them. Don't try and kill them. I don't know if you guys saw this.

This was like a few months ago at this point, but apparently near the Ristartyth office, there was some coyotes and wolves, or not wolves, coyotes and foxes like running around nearby the office. Are they taking the office from us?

No, this was like months ago. They were still there, but they could be now for all we know. We haven't been there. People reporting out in chat that was a coyote in the photos, by the way. Oh, that makes it way less impressive. That this giant bird is towering over a dog, a giant animal. The wingspan of a bald eagle is between 5.9 to 7.5 feet. So it could see we have a seven and a half foot wingspan.

That's like, cause like isn't your quote, unquote wingspan, like finger to tip to finger to supposed to be your height? Yeah, usually, yeah. Usually. So like mine to be like a five foot nine wingspan. That fucking eagle would be bigger. It'd be a small adult bald eagle. Yikes.

I, I, okay, so now knowing that's a coyote, I could, I could take that eagle. The whole game has changed. Yeah. The whole game has changed. A powerful Bernie and say that I could fight that eagle. Please do. I would Bernie and say that I could fight that ego. Please do. I would love to see that. So it's funny you say that there were coyotes out by our office because I feel like lately I've been seeing more wildlife by my house. I don't know if anybody else has experienced

seen this, but there are possums everywhere on my house again. I thought I had dealt with this problem last year. They're back. And there's so many of them. What's the price of fox piss these days? I got to find out. I went to go walk my dogs the other night in the backyard and I turned on the light and there was maybe the biggest possum I've ever seen in my life and it didn't move. I was banging on the window to try to scare it away. It did not care.

Like I opened the door a little bit and started yelling at it. It didn't move. It just stood there. It's like okay. Because there's less humans walking around and Minglin about that they're like, we're free, we could roam the streets without fear.

Maybe, but long story short, that possible is the house now. I'm paying it rent. It's the end of your landlord. I'm paying it rent. I'm paying it here. It's your landlord. Yeah, I wonder which, like if there is a slight increase in animal bravery right now, just because it's less people to mess with them.

They're probably getting pretty confident. Yeah, I was listening to, and one of my friend of mine's podcasts, and they were talking about how in New York, there's like rat, essentially like rat gang warfare going on because like restaurants and stuff that normally like, you know, feed the rat population with their scraps and like trash and stuff that's like, you know,

left out are closed and not doing that anymore. So now like these rats emboldened by hunger and lack of, you know, people around are just like just fucking toughened it out in the streets, which isn't seen. I've seen some video of monkeys in Thailand and those deer in Japan, like normally tourists go and defeat them, like those animals that normally depend on tourists coming and giving them food and scraps and whatnot. They're just like running rampant in their cities now.

I saw like a swarm of monkeys in Thailand like running through a city. That was like at this point a couple of weeks ago. Wasn't it like the beginning of this whole shelter in place thing? Yeah, that was last month. I can't imagine how much worse it is now. And those deer in Japan are already aggressive to begin with.

I can't imagine what they're doing. I don't know if you guys have noticed either or if it's just maybe it's because it's beginning to be summertime in a bit, but I've noticed birds chirping way more than I have before. Yeah, there's a lot of birds are loud. They're really loud. Yeah. You're probably just spending more time out during the day there. Like, our birds chirping more. No, but I hear it from inside. But you know, you win inside. Yeah, usually at work. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I also would attribute that to the fact that there's,

there's a lot less, I feel like there is a lot less, um, kind of, uh, city white noise, uh, from traffic and people out and about and cars and trucks and stuff like that has just created quieter cities. So we're hearing a lot more of nature just kind of in the day to day. That's my very uninformed shoot from the hip area. But that's how we operate on this podcast. Uninformed and shooting from the hip. Yeah, anybody who takes anything we say as advice or Yeah, anybody who takes anything we say as advice or Something that is like true We're experts on yeah, then I think we haven't been watching the podcast very long

Speaking of things that we're not experts on I launched an aviation disaster podcast last week. Hell yeah, dude Is that way laughing? No, no, no, no, no. I think that the feedback has been very positive. People were like, you are an expert. That kind of you do like. I don't have like any background in that. I don't have a accreditation in that kind of thing. But we have, luckily we have a crew. We have that really do a lot of research into it that help out. But it's been great, it's been a good, been really well received, you look for black box down, however you get podcasts and it's, we're going to be doing tons of different aviation incidents. We started with an air Canada flight, air Canada 143, the Gimli Glider. Did you see Jessica's tweet about it?

Jessica, I don't think so. She did a really nice tweet, she was like this, I love this. It happens to be made by Rucity, but even if I didn't work here, I would still list this podcast. So it was quite sweet, little sweet. I think I did see that. Yeah, that's good. But yeah, you should listen to it.

It's been a lot of fun. We've recorded quite a few episodes so far. It also had a great debut. I'm really glad people were checking it out. Didn't it debut at number seven in true crime or something like that? Yeah, I think it was right behind serial in true crime, which is what you want to be. You want people to scroll through true crime. You see serial and then you see our thing right next to it. Yeah, and number 55 of all podcasts

on Apple. Wow. That's awesome. Which is great for a first episode starting out from nothing. Yeah, that's incredible. That's really, it's really, really awesome. Yeah, so we're really happy about it. And there'll be a new episode coming out on Thursday. So go subscribe and rate it, give it five stars or thumbs up or a heart or whatever. It's available on all platforms. Whatever you used to listen to podcasts, it's there.

Did you know you can ask your phone to play a podcast? Like if you say like the thing that activates your phone and it's a play black box down, it'll start playing the latest episode. So if you said Amazon Alexa, right? Yeah. And you said it on this podcast. I think you could technically get a podcast to start listening to another podcast. Yes.

Let me give it a shot. Hey Siri. Play Black Box Down. Okay, Black Box Down podcast now playing. But the thing is what you've done that is you've turned everyone listening to this podcast. You've just ended it. No, because it only activates. It only activates for my voice, my hey Siri. So let it shit. No, it doesn't. It's a vector. It's a roll. No, because it only activates, it only activates for my voice, my hay series. So let it shit. No, it doesn't try it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, go on. No, it's set up for your voice. Yeah, that's your headphones again and see if Gus could do it. Okay. Hey, Siri, it's different. It's coming to a headphone. It knows that it's not a real voice. I get you. You cannot activate mine. I can't try to sell that. I can't watch it. Siri. Nothing. What? That's not real. It's your voice. It is. The Google one I think is different, but I think the Hey Siri one, you set it up with

your voice. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know about that Let me get you let me get Trevor's phone in here Do it yeah, what's the learn? I know you have to I know you have to say a bunch of phrases to it, but I didn't think it was like Doing that to ignore other voices. I just thought it wouldn't to know like wax in here. Yeah, I think that's what it is. It's like, are you British or are you, do you speak correctly like an American?

Well. Do you have to, when you set it up, do you have to like read it a bunch of phrases? Like it's a sleeper cell agent. Like you have to read it. To like read it a bunch of gods like Dolphin, Bermuda. Yeah. You just have to say,

you just end up saying hey, Siri a bunch of times to it. All right, so basically Trevor's here. We're arguing because that's my boss. That's my boss. That's your boss. Um, this, I'm, Hey, that's my employee. My boss. We're basically arguing because I said, hey, that's my employee. I'm asked.

We're, we're basically arguing because I said the hay theory function is activated with your voice. Yeah. Like you couldn't activate my hay theory. Right. Like if I hold up both your phone and my phone, only your phone would get activated. Oh, hey Siri. I'm blown away by this.

I'm blown away. You didn't know that? No way. I refute and then you do it. Yeah. Hey Siri. Okay, but like do it. Do an impression. Do an impression? They've traveled. Do a Bob or impression. Remember you do a Bob or I got this. Hold on. I want to make sure they both. Hey Siri. Hey Siri. Hey, I'm sorry. Hey Siri. It got me though. You come down. Do you do me? Okay, something normal. Hello. Hello.

How about, how about, about hey Siri hey Siri you just copy that hey Siri another one oh hey Siri oh it puts the lotion in the basket, Siri. Look at your phone, tell that you're Jewish. Gavin! Thanks, sweetness. So I'm telling you. Of course, listening for women or Canadian or Jewish. You're probably your voice.

Yeah, I'm curious. If Gavin and I had ours together, or like one of us were there with Trevor, would it recognize, is it because one when he has a more feminine voice, when more masculine? No, remember actually sitting up Pacey on your device. I remember that, but I thought it was just for like more for like accent. No, it measures waveform.

So like everyone's voice has kind of a unique sound and waveform. It's energy. Like that's what gives each of our like vocal, yeah, our vocal course vibrating. It has a unique waveform and so that is blown It's off that I'm a man. I'm amazed So why don't they use it for more interesting stuff then like personal identification and things Because you can always my password you can always talk like depending if you want to use your phone for something like say you're You shouldn't be doing this, but in a movie theater or something like that and you just check someone on your phone You can't always talk like depending if you want to use your phone or something like that you're you shouldn't be doing this But in a movie theater or something like that and you just check something on your phone. You can't be like

Hey You know what's the worst I fucking hate face ID right now because Anytime you got in public you're wearing a goddamn mask and it doesn't as no idea who you are Yeah, but can't you just scan your face wearing a mask? Could you do that? I don't know. Could you hold more than one face in face ID? I don't think so.

I think you can only hold one face in face ID. But then if you scan your face with a mask, then is it less secure? Like, can anybody using a mask unlock it? Well, here's what you need to do then. You need to 3D print the lower half of your face and use that as a mask. What if you had like a printout, not even 3D print,

but just like a printout of the lower half of your face on the mask? Well, surely it's detecting the depth of your face, not the, what it looks like. Yes, it has topographical scanning ability. And it does, doesn't it? It's like a, it must for red, like, thingy. Just, I just imagine like Gus, you know, going to the store, I needed to get in his phone,

but also having this nightmarish copy of the lower half of it's face. Yeah. The color's a lot of space. Yeah, it's like, oh, I can't. We're not building as a technology podcast, are we? We're not building as a technology podcast, are we?

No, thankfully. No, no. Okay. Yeah. Have a real bad. We're hurt. Yeah. He'll just a podcast. Yeah. According to Eric, we're barely a podcast to begin with.

I put too much whiskey in my drink. Oh, what are you drinking? What's with you whiskey? Coke and whiskey. I'm having a what's it called? Coke and whiskey. Yeah, but I'm having a, what's it called? Coconut whiskey. Yeah, but I forget what brand of whiskey I have. What?

What's it called? Jack Daniels. Yeah, the one with the red wax top. Oh, so in chat, S-flin 33 says that I keep activating their phone. Yeah, I read some people said that Trevor activated their phone when I did the hay theory thing.

Interesting. Maybe maybe it's like loosely your voice like, I don't know. So we I now know that S Flynn 33 or whatever that whoever that was, they sound like me that we have a very similar voice then. Because you could like, can't you call people, I don't think you could text people, but can't you like people, I don't think you could text people, but can't you like call people and do other functions by just activating the hay series like without even face, I think?

I think you can text as well. I think you can disable that in the settings. You could say that you need to authenticate before you do that, but by default, I think you're able to do that without needing to unlock the phone. It's a way to get around it. You just act the phone. It's a way to get around it. You just said something, Barbara, that like puts something in pretty sharp relief in my life. You just said that you put too much whiskey and you drink.

It just occurred to me, I haven't had a drop of alcohol since this quarantine started. I just don't drink at home. I guess drinking... How is that possible? I've been drinking for me must be an entirely social activity I'm the same way. Oh, I mean, there's no reason to podcast that I do podcast God Yeah, I feel like I only drink because I'm shy by nature and I'm bad at talking to people socially it kind of even worse so when I know them

even worse so when I know them. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. You need some. It's 10 a.m. I earn this. Guys, come on, it's so simple. I just use it to cope. What's the word? So what's that? To survive this hellish, weird future we

live in, where going outside is poison. Oh, okay, over the outside poison, with indoor poison instead. Thank you, poison. What's your earliest poison that you've had during quarantine during this period? This one right now, actually, that I'm drinking here on the podcast. So, you're not hit up with breakfast? No, no, God, no. That's called exaggerating for commutic effect. Okay. Yeah, I only have been drinking what I've been doing like podcaster shows because I feel like it makes me feel like I'm at work again.

Yeah, thankfully I still have a lot of work outside of being in you know, risted content. I'm still making slow mo and stuff So it actually is that treatment if I start getting drunk at Like I can't do real work You put out that crazy video with all the sparkles like what yesterday wasn't two days ago Yeah, yeah dumping all that glitter really sort of trying to destroy the YouTube compression Which it which it does on lower resolutions. I was happy with that. I was telling Gavin that when the blue glitter was falling down, every reminded me of the, when you watch HBO,

like at the beginning of the HBO logo, spins up and they have like that static background that comes up. And I remember when my internet connectivity was slower, when each time I would stream something online from HBO, and that static would pop up, like my video would freeze and buffer for a few seconds as it dealt with all of the different pixels changing in that manner because it's a it's a real pain in the

ass. I don't know why they still use that when they stream. Yeah, that's fun, but they would use a different one. That bumper is literally the worst thing if you're trying to provide like a high quality visual experience over you know video streaming. It's the worst thing you could do because it just looks like shit and every time you see it. I think I feel like you could do because it just looks like shit in every time you see it. Mm-hmm. I think I feel like they've tweaked it a little bit. It's not quite the same that it used to be.

I feel like there's less static than there used to be. But it's still, I don't understand why that's the thing that they go with. I guess they've done it for so long, but change it up. Yeah, what's the times? I mentioned in the video that Dan and I are probably the only people who can actually watch that video

Because we were just watching it raw off the camera in the screen. I was like Wasn't the raw like 3.6 terabytes or something? Yeah, the raw of the timeline. Yeah, but that's also I'm using like an 8k camera for the normal stuff I could export the actual just the Phantom shots for smaller than that. I was just trying to be a little drama queen there. Yeah, that's crazy. That's too much. Yeah, I watched that video and it was a nightmare to try to watch on the compression.

Yeah, my brother messaged me and said it gave him a headache. Like, yeah, actually, it was just lying down afterwards. Yeah, it's a lot to take in. That's for sure. Are you still finding glitter everywhere? Yeah, and I will for the rest of my life. Yeah, we did that to a Matt's desk in that carnival video that we did. We had a sparkle surprise was the name of the game where we just had people shoot at cups that were filled with different types of glitter

ranging from like super like big pieces to very fine and I'm disappointed that we're not at work anymore because I would have checked it on him every day to find out how much glitter He was finding I had to come out because like dad and I won with filming We have a ton of just inane conversations and just random stuff that I usually cut for time. And I had like a two minute rant about glitter and how much I hate it and how bad it is for the environment. And then I realized that it would take it up like 15%

of the video, I was like, oh, she's gonna cut all that. Like what's the point? No one's here. And then you go and make a video with the glitter. Yeah. Fuck this shit. All right, let's use it. Let's go.

Have you guys experienced any like silver linings to your time at home, like being able to work on something that you weren't able to before, or like even like your skins and better condition from not having to be busy all day doing stuff? I don't know, like anything like that. No. Nothing. I mean, I'm doing a ton of stuff that's just been too low on my list of priorities. Like I'm having stuff on the wall is my main thing. Like stuff that's just been lending against the wall

for years, I'm just like, I'm gonna put this up. Stuff like that. I would say one thing that one of the silver linings I think is I am cooking a lot more and a lot different stuff and a lot better stuff because like getting groceries is kind of a like you have to weigh plan ahead and so it's good to have like meal prep and like stuff to plan for the next like following week when you can get you know get groceries. So yeah, I think I think my eating habits will probably continue and doing that and meal planning and stuff will probably be something that carries on even after after quarantine is lifted and we all kind of go back to normal. I still kind of want to keep it up because it's just a one it saves money honestly like just making like making meals and being as efficient as possible with groceries, saves money,

and yeah, I'm just making much more varied and better food. So yeah, it's kind of for me to ban horizons. Yeah, I've noticed that too. I'm just like, I'm not wasting, like nothing seems to go bad because we're just using everything from the fridge. And I feel like when you have time, you can make much smarter decisions with money.

Just like, you think about everything through, you're buying it in advance, you're like pre-planning all the food and stuff, you're not ordering in as much. And it's a lot cheaper. It's crazy how that works. For me, something I've noticed too, and I don't know why this is, because it's not like we do back breaking work at Rooster Teeth, or anything that physical.

But like, my nails are longer and healthier than they've ever been in my entire life. Oh, you mean like manual labor. Yeah, we're not doing like we don't work hard at Rooster Teeth. I guess I met like not physical Right, we don't do a lot of like yeah manual labor and like I don't work with my hands on anything other than typing Yeah, we're just either we're just isn't the docs like we're not like loading It's not the fish market These are the longest if you want to get a really shitty manicure just drop by my dreams. I know someone

If you want to get a really shitty manicure, just drop by my dreams, I know someone. Hahaha. $15. Perfect. I've been looking for a way to fuck them up, girl bad. Hahaha. What do you think it counts for that? Why are your nails so long and luxurious?

I don't know. Like, maybe I don't know. Maybe just like the harsh environment at Raston teeth was getting to my nails, or maybe like the fact that I'm inside and have more time for like self-care in that way that I've just been like more aware of my like skin and nails and hair and stuff like that. It's, I don't know how to describe it. Has your diet changed? Like, significant.

Like, are you getting more or less of any kind of like nutrients or vitamins or something like that? Because that could definitely change your hair. Yeah, I might, maybe I'm eating better. I think, although there are definitely days where I'm like, let me visit the pantry every 30 seconds because... Mm-hmm. ...bored.

Because there's nothing else to do. Yeah, it's the thing that's like, does boredom increase appetite or just lack of boredom suppressed appetite? Because it is weird to just be like, I'm not doing anything. Now I'm going to find food. Like I'm still. When you're busy, it's like you're preoccupied

with something else. You're doing something and running around, taking care of other business. But when you're just like sitting around all day, it's like, what preoccupied with something else. You're doing something or running around, you know, taking care of other business, but when you're just like sitting around all day, it's like, what was nothing to do? Maybe I could eat something. It's maybe I could eat something or maybe you'll sit on the toilet for five minutes.

Yeah, exactly. Or in gut this case, maybe the Scotch will ease the pain. There is that like phenomenon where it's like, am I bored or hungry? And you actually have to like think about it for a second. Do I just want to eat to help pass the time? I don't know about you guys. Whenever I fly, I like getting food on the plane

because I feel like it helps pass the time in some way, even though it really kind of doesn't. You're absolutely right. It's like a thing to do. Yeah. Well, I completely agree, but I think one of the things that like getting food on a plane, it's an event. Like, it's a marker of time,

which allows you to kind of contextualize it in life, like being in this one seat in this plane without like the context of anything really tangible outside the plane. You know what I mean? It's like a confined space. I feel like the meal that you eat or eating something on the plane is a marker. It just like allows you to sort of like temporarily contextualize yourself. Remember, remember planes, remember going places. That's going to be the hardest thing to go

back to is to go through that whole experience of like going to the airport, being next to everyone, being on a plane. You don't miss it at all? Oh, God no. Not at all. And it's just because I've traveled so much in such a short, you know, the last five years have been mental for travel. And I'm loving it. I'm still loving not flying right now.

Yeah, this is like making me happy to think. Fuller opposite to you, what, like a year ago or so? Yeah, well, whenever I was doing that, the travel show for YouTube was the height of travel. It was sad, I was getting sad just being on a plane all the time. And I recognized fully that it's a hell of an experience and I was getting to go to places where,

you know, most people don't ever get to go. But doing it all the time and like coming home, emptying a suitcase, putting you clothes in it and then leaving, you know less than 12 hours later Made me sad over time And I am yeah, I'm just so appreciative to be at home for a bit Have we ever had anything that happens is if you do it a ton you sort of miss the old times don't you miss the old way? You always want you don't have essentially Yeah, well have missed the old times, don't you? You missed the old way. You always want when you don't have, essentially. I think.

Well, I have to extend, yeah. Has anyone brought up that clip of you from off topic in February 2019 or 2018? Was it 2019? Where you were saying that you want 2020 to be the year of nothing? No going anywhere, just playing games and not doing anything. I literally used the phrase, can 2020 be the year of nothing?

I want to do nothing apart from just sit in my underwear playing video games. And look what you did. We have all the wishful folks. So this is what happened. This is your fault. This is the Gavin flu. I would try and brush some of it off onto the general achievement hunt to curse, even though I was the only person involved in that statement.

But it was on an achievement hunter show though. It was off topic. Yeah, go down. What a comment to make. I always love to have like you would never remember that you made that comment unless someone clipped it, like put it to your attention. Yeah, I had to know memory of it at all. That's what happens when you talk on camera for hours a week, for years on end,

that eventually something comes true. I've decided, by the way, I cannot be on to podcast a week while. Very much. I feel like I'm struggling week to week. This one has been fine because we're not really, it's more conversational. I'm not really trying to pull off my list of topics that I've made because there's not a lot on that. There's nothing.

But when it's also off topic, I feel like I'm just splitting my brain. I'm using 50% of it per podcast. It just doesn't make for good content anything I'm gonna try and limit it to one a week if everyone's okay with that All right, no Because last week I did three Because of the other three well, we did we ever you have you mentioned the other thing? No, okay? So you can it's okay. You can just you can just do this podcast, Gavin.

Yeah, this was the first one, right? I mean, there's plenty of achievement hunts to take care of. Yeah. Yeah, just stick around here. People keep commenting or not keep, I've noticed a few comments where people keep asking if I keep saying keep, where people are asking if I have the, like, the beauty filter on on Zoom for some reason and we don't use Zoom for this podcast.

I don't know why. I feel like I do look like weirdly smooth for some reason when we do this podcast. Some people say that I look like I'm drawn in or animated and I don't know. I think it's just the intensity of the light. What if I turn the light off? Yeah, some of us said you look cel-shaded last week.

Ah! Oh god. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's just this light over here. Oh, great. I can do that too, hold on. Oh, God, oh, God. How do I look?

I look great. Do you look like me? Look like you open the arc of the covenant. So, no, I got a subplot. Oh God, what what is that light you have? A luxley cello Okay, but it can sound like you just made that up. It could be a little different different colors and shit. It's pretty cool That is pretty cool actually nice. got, we got these little panel lights that are like, you have a rechargeable

battery and it has like a different brightness settings and different like color temperature settings too, which is pretty cool. I just keep it down here for my eye light. Yeah. Mine, I have mine on this side and it died halfway through this broadcast. I just switch it up and do this, this desk lamp that I got right here and let's I want to see what this happens when I turn my and then I have a like a nice like ring light over here I want to see what happens when I turn this one off oh Just your neck is lit up The neck light. Yeah, that's my neck light. That's from the desk lamp hitting hitting the desk and bouncing back underneath here

Yikes, I think I'm not gonna shave until we're back at work. You're gonna be so fucking hairy, dude. Yeah, well, I already am. I feel like I've really ruined my lighting, but... I guess mine doesn't look too bad without this on. I don't know why I bother with it. You guys can still see me just flying. Lighting. I've obviously been shaving. I'm thinking about, I don't know what I'm going to do with my hair. I don't know if I'm going to let it continue to grow or cut something crazy or, well, it's because you know how much longer we're going to be doing this anyway. I would guess at least a month. Yeah. At the very least. I am, I am, I am long this. I'm staying true.

I'm staying, I'm gonna stay the course. I'm not gonna cut my hair. I have not been style, like I day to day, don't really style it or anything or like, you know, blow dry it or brush it or just let it air dry. And it's very frizzy and curly. But the other night I was like, you know, it's been a while since I've like actually like done my hair and like, you know,

blowdried it and like used a round brush and everything. And I like, did it, it is insane. It is unbelievably, it's huge. It's everywhere. It's all over the place. Um, but I'm not cutting it till this till this is all over. So we'll see. I feel like cool. Make the most of that. Like film a short or something where there's like a giant passage of time. The film in reverse.

So like everyone's like super hairy suddenly. But then you shave after film the beginning afterwards. That is good. That's like the, was it Bernie's beard? Gus's beard? Short. Yeah. See the one.

He's he steals Gus's beard or is. I was amazed by how many people asked how we filmed that. People think it was live switched. Yeah. How are you doing that? We actually filmed a video. I don't know when it's gonna be out, obviously, within the next couple weeks, where a couple of us tried to see how large we could make our hair. And I won't spoil anything, but the results are hilarious. And it's Chad, he's fucking funny. He makes his hair so fucking big and it's amazing. Chad has a great head of hair.

I just like the video. It was actually very disturbing. The the snacks. The one I get about. I actually had to text Jessica afterwards just to make sure just to be like, you don't really do that, right? Oh, she absolutely does. Insane. Absolutely. Certifiable. She might be a serial killer. And I'd be a bad at wagon. She might be a serial killer. But Drew's one, Drew's look delicious. I want that.

Maybe put less mayo on it, but. I texted Drew after I was like, dude, your snack is making me so fucking hungry. It looks like it slaps. Yeah, I would just be worried about the shit I would take off to that. Do you try mine? What was yours again? Flamin' hot Cheetos, round up.

No, I don't like things. I don't like either of those things. If you combine two disgusting things, it doesn't get good. But two negatives make a positive right? Let's try it. And for those of you watching who haven't seen the video, go check it out. But ultimately, it's ground up hot cheat, flame in hot cheetos, and then you cut pickles up,

and you put them in the flame in hot cheetos. I think I talked about it on the podcast months ago, but I actually made it now on snack hacks, and it's delicious. I think we tried to make you make it on the podcast, but we didn't have quite the right ingredients. Yeah, we didn't have the right ingredients, and I wasn't in the right mindset,

you know, you gotta be in the right frame of mine. A lot of have the right ingredients. And I wasn't in the right mindset. You know, you got to be in the right frame of mind. A lot of people in the comments asking if I was pregnant, am not just like pickles. Although, you know, anybody watching, it is 420 if you want to try a snack today is the day. So today, the way it was going every day is the day. Every day is the day. Every day is the day. You wanna do it?

Fuck it, just do it. Oh, good. World's going on anyway. What was Drew's snack hack? It was like a Mexican street corn. Mexican street corn, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love this.

I love this. Oh, so good. So good. I bet he seems like someone who is a great cook. Yeah, Drew, I feel like knows how to do all the basic house things. Like he's probably a really good builder, good cook, good at like repairing shit or like installing stuff. I would say that he might be the most normal person

out of the company. The most normal person who is known to the audience, he's like the realist dude. Very real, very smart, very capable. Like good, just good generic life skills that a lot of people on camera don't have. Well, we're just about to eat it. It's about time to wrap things up here. Now that we're done talking about how

great Drew is. Before we go, though, I do want to remind everyone that, you know, we're live every day. People should check out the schedule to see what's next. There's things every day all day long. And up next, in fact, we have fun house who are going to be following up right after us right now as soon as we go off the air, which is right now. So thanks for watching everybody. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Stay healthy. Do you like apples? Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

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