Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin wants to Buy Mr. Blobby - #735
Episode Date: January 25, 2023Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and BlackKrystel as they talk about Gavin wanting to buy Mr. Blooby, watching someone get kicked off a plane, the weird side of Quorra, The Last of Us, ...and more! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp - go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello everyone and welcome to the RST podcast.
Um, Gus.
I'm Gavin.
Oh, shit.
I'm Barbara.
And I'm BK.
And I'm Gus, a little... Are you okay? You can't use my finger went into my cat. I'm Barbara. And I'm BK. And I'm Gus a little.
Are you okay?
My finger went into my cat.
That is right.
Intro was chaotic.
It just shut straight into the cat.
I can't believe it.
I like out of control your finger.
Yeah.
Went into the cat.
Gus was at a frame.
They skipped BK.
They didn't hear what Stringtie had.
And pinched his finger in his cat.
I think BK was concerned about GAS.
I thought you heard yourself.
Well, thanks for your consent.
We're here, another podcast, ready to talk,
ready to chat.
It feels weird now.
We do so much chit and chat on the STF streams.
It feels weird, I feel like.
I'm like, did I tell that story on the podcast
or was that in chit and chat?
A lot of talking.
Yeah, a lot of talking.
Yeah.
Why doesn't everyone just shut up?
We, we discovered, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lead off with my,
one of my favorite recent Chris stories
that we talked about on the squad team
for Chittin' Chat last week
and we followed up on it this week.
Chris found out that, well, you know how,
if it's your birthday at Starbucks,
you can get like a free drink in the app. Chris realized I guess that there was no
Limit on the drink you can get. Oh God. So he ordered a drink on his birthday and I'm gonna read to you. What do you order?
Was that post at the STF made real? Yes, I thought that was real. I thought that was parod
It was that was what that was what he ordered. It was a. No, no. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sprinkles. How many pumps? I don't know. We called it the Chris now and during they
were streaming Stardew right before us right now and over on the squat team
forces in our TTV. So I ordered everyone in the Stardew stream the Chris. No, I
brought it to them. Are you serious? The 80 bucks. How much did it cost? I need to know now.
The drink was like 10 bucks. Oh my god. But it was funny because they started drinking it
and the first reaction is,
oh, this is disgusting.
Oh my God, I can't stop drinking it.
And the volume of everybody just like slowly started to wrap.
Yeah, I got a sugar high.
Like wrapping up, like after like 15 minutes,
everyone was screaming.
Like that was the default audio level.
Yeah, it's because you gave them heart disease
essentially immediately.
So is this Chris's go-to or is it just because it was his birth
then he wanted to audit the most expensive drink?
It was for his birthday,
you wanted to go crazy with it.
Which I like how that's considered like Chris go and crazy.
This man eats ice cream every day.
We do, are you serious?
Every day.
Is it a food group or?
I up to Chris.
It's a Chris food group.
That does surprise me.
Also, a BK was so kind to bring us some cheeky bevs
for the spot.
Thanks for these cheeky bevs, BK.
We got some, what are these Malibu splashes?
Yeah, Malibu splashes.
It's like a white clav that they make
or white clav very, very, very, very.
Yeah, it's a sparkling malt beverage.
Cheers.
Strawberry and coconut.
Cheers.
Thank you for that.
Malibu life.
Yes, baby.
I'm dreaming that it's not 40 degrees.
Oh, very coconutty. I like it.
I'm a coconut fan when it comes to fun drinks.
Hell yeah.
It makes me feel like I'm on the beach.
Do you think if someone lets their dog shit
all over your lawn, right?
Right.
Pretty normal thing.
They usually pick it up.
If they pick it up and put it in a bag
and then leave the bag on your lawn,
is that worse than just leaving the shell on your lawn?
You know, it's not worse, but it's shitty.
How white was that?
It's, that's fucked up.
In one instance, it's animal poop
that eventually will probably decompose and whatever.
I feel like you've just stopped it
from biodegrading into the Lord.
Yeah, because at this point,
that's littering at that point
because you're putting a plastic bag on your grass.
It's disrespectful.
That's awful.
Why go through that effort?
And then just leave it walk away.
You don't have to worry about it.
Or you know, favorite the world.
Pick it up.
Or pick it up.
And take it away.
Take it home.
Right.
Putting your garbage. Did this happen to you? It did up. I take it. And take it away from you. Take it home. Right. Putting your garbage.
Did this happen to you?
It did actually.
Uh huh.
I would be fucking, I would be going through my security camera footage.
We like, I'm going to find this motherfucker and I'm going to wait for them.
It's the bag of dog shit.
Someone left on your lawn.
Yeah.
Dog shit in a bag on the lawn.
Now I don't know if it's dog.
You think they're like, it's a courteous because you could just pick up the bag now and
toss it in your trash.
Even though that's not.
No, that's not how that works. Valid way of thinking.
Yeah, I think stomping it into the ground would have been better.
I would rather open my garbage can and see piles
of wrapped dogs in the garbage can
than see that on my lawn.
Yeah.
I'd be pissed.
I'm gonna start punting it into the garbage.
Garbage, it belongs in the garbage, yeah.
Like if you're gonna go so far to bag it,
like take, take, go all the way, take it out. Like who, what, cause it wasn't a trash can,
maybe in their immediate vicinity.
You're carrying not for the,
that is your purse.
Sounds like an irresponsible pet owner.
Yes.
That sounds like, let's get him.
Yeah.
Dac.
I was reading, I don't know, you guys might not remember
it, some old man.
I read a story about this, about dog shit the other day.
Yeah.
When I was a little kid, I remember that, like,
if you came across, like someone had picked up their dog shit
out in public, it was like, white.
Do you all remember this?
Oh, the shit's went white.
The shits were like white.
I do remember that.
How come I haven't seen white shit anymore?
Because dog food has changed since then.
There used to be a lot of ground up bone and bone meal in dog food.
So what it would turn dog shit white.
It's in front of you on its way to the side.
There you go.
Let me see that beautiful bean footage.
So that's a dog shit when it was left out, we just turned white like this gross white color.
And I guess they don't put that stuff in dog food anymore.
So now it's like a more white color. And I guess they don't put that stuff in dog food anymore. So now it's like a more normal color.
And everyone was just okay with that.
Like, yeah, our dogs are shit and white.
Yeah, I guess that's fine.
And that was the norm.
Right.
You know, the probably no one thought otherwise.
There's a kid like I would think I would always see it
like at our elementary school.
And I thought that would like rather than pick it up,
the janitors had sprayed it with something.
Or you know, it was like, or like. Or, you know, it was like,
well, like some sort, you know, when you like,
they're up at school, they come with that stuff.
I don't know what that is, but they put on it,
sobs it all up and it's good.
It's good to be exposed.
I thought it was like that.
And they was like, then they would pick it up later
after it was done absorbing whatever.
And they were real, that's just how it was.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah, you remember it, but you forgot.
Yeah, I just thought about that.
I guess I've never really thought about it.
Like, maybe I was like, oh, that's just what happens
when shit is outside for a period of time
and dries up turns white.
Do you think there's someone who bulked,
like two decades ago and is still feeding
the dog the white stuff?
Oh, I don't think it would last some while.
It's probably no good.
Well, that's the thing of bird shit, which is usually mostly white, but someone told me
that the white in bird shit is essentially their pee.
Right.
You hear it?
Have you heard this before?
No.
Yes, bird piss.
And then the dark stuff is poop.
So like, which I'm just like, are they going?
They're going to sing.
Yeah, they're going to have one hole.
So they got to do it all.
Like it once.
Yeah.
It all comes out like that.
Birds only have one hole title of the podcast this week.
Birds don't like holes.
Um.
Yeah.
Anyway, I don't know how we ended up.
Why do we always end up with such gross topics?
So it's the RG podcast.
High-flame gav.
I didn't start talking about shit.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, it was your top.
It's God's sewing.
So what did it first get there?
Why did you do with it?
Did you toss it out?
The dog should on your lawn.
Well, I angrily left it there.
You just left it there?
It's not mine.
Angrily.
Is it still there?
I think so.
I'm gonna come back home and just leave it there. I mean, eventually I'm gonna come back home and just leave it there.
I mean eventually I'm gonna get pissed off and clean it out myself.
But I wanna let it stew for a bit.
Why?
I'm not ready for it yet.
Do you think the person who left it there is gonna walk by again and be like,
oh it's still there?
Maybe that's a only one percent chance that someone will be like,
cause my don't shit in a match.
Maybe you should leave a little trash can out there and see if they pick it up and put it in the trash can.
Or like a friend in a dog.
Yeah, another side.
Like, please pick me up.
Curve your dog.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
What if I just print missing posters of the dog shit?
Missing shit.
Have you seen this shit?
And maybe someone will see it and return it to its owner.
The trash can.
But you've seen the shit.
Yeah, but I can pretend I haven't seen it. But you know where the owner is.
You say found missing shit.
Please return to send it.
You son of a bitch.
It's a yeah, I don't think no random person's going to see the sign and know who the shit
belongs to.
That's the whole in your plan.
I don't know if he's on me, though.
I don't know if he's going to want. I don't know if he's gonna want me to tell the story
But I will anyways
We were playing games with Blaine and his girlfriend over the weekend like virtually be a discord
And at one point he goes oh
Dutch Dutch no no apparently Dutch was eating cat shit
Somehow he had gone into
eating cat shit. Somehow he had gone into their cat's litter box and started eating shit.
Dogs love cat shit. They love it. Is it delicacy? What is it about it? Is it like because of like the the litter box smells?
It's exotic. Or is it the shit itself? It's both. It's the combination of the two.
Yeah. It makes a very great, what's the word, umami?
Oh, such a bad word for using for that.
That's disgusting.
Why?
But do they actually like, is that a common thing?
No, I've never heard of that before my life.
I have heard that.
Okay.
You have?
Yeah.
Is it accidental?
No, they love it.
They seek it out. They seek it out.
They seek it out?
So he's never eating it for that.
It's a kink, is it a dog kink?
But, no.
I think it's like, it's something about the food
and the way that it's digested.
Like, it still smells good to them.
Well, those cat parasites inside the cat.
Yeah. No. So they inside the cat. Yeah.
So they're into it. They think it's food.
It's something about like it's fatty or something like that.
Yeah. What is the thing with the parasite
that we get from cats? Does it make us like cats?
It makes you like cats and want to take care of them.
I wonder how many of those parasites I have.
Do you think it's one per cat?
Probably. At least.
It's at least minimum, bare minimum.
Because I really like my cats.
Like a lot, right?
Like more than a mere human.
That's like the beginning of the last episode.
Y'all been watching the HBO show?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It is so fucking good.
Why didn't they do that with the Halo show?
Yeah, I was like, I was one.
I was one making the game, put the game on telly.
Yeah, good.
Oh, they took the game.
They changed a couple of things for the better.
Yeah.
And now it's, oh, it's amazing to watch.
It's so very true to form.
Like it just feels like essentially
you're watching cutscenes from the video game
in the best way possible.
But still like having its own aspects
and its own like changes to work for television.
The beginning episode two, which aired last night was, I thought was really good.
Like they do a lot more in the show, like explaining like what leads up to and causes
everything happening.
Based on, I don't want to spoil it obviously because I know people haven't played the
game and I know some people have yet to watch the show.
But things old now.
Yeah, I know, but still. But the way the fungus spreads,
I didn't know the way it did. Episode two becomes more obvious how it did.
If you, I want to go back and watch Episode one, because apparently there are moments where
they didn't have a birthday cake or they wanted to make pancakes, but they had to go to the store
to get pancake mix. And like all these different things that this thing would have been involved in that
Joel and his daughter would have been
Digesting because yeah, they talk about
Greenery's and flower processing, right? And like the old woman at the beginning is like getting fed biscuits or something like that
Like there's all these little things and they talk about how she goes to the doctor in the city often
So it's very interesting.
The little like Easter eggs they put in.
Yeah.
Makes me want to just rewatch the entire series.
In the game, the courts have spread a lot more through spores.
OK.
And in the show, it's a lot more like a fungal thing.
And so they make a lot more like close contact between people
or like biting.
It's almost it's almost a little more zombie-ish. And I think it's for the better because in the game, anytime they're like in a spore heavy area,
they have to put on like breather masks and I think like if you're not covering Pedro Paz de la Space Baby.
But it's still spread through bites in the game. Yeah. Right, but they have to be a lot more careful.
Like in the first episode on the show, they find like a person who had been transformed in a
in like a room in a basement.
In the game they would be like, oh, masks immediately.
In the show they're like, oh, anyway,
it wasn't here last time, let's keep going.
It's just very different.
And I think it's not covering up Pedro Pascal.
It's a smart choice, yeah.
The dialogue.
I mean, I don't totally.
You don't want to watch an entire television show
where the main characters are like covered most of the time.
Yeah.
That would be two shows that Pedro Pascalesco was in my guest prep list.
It's made to look like a fan of his song.
Yeah, that's the highlight list.
But I'll be fine with it.
I was saying, though, I'm like, all you have to do is make it one to one with the beginning
of the game, and it's, everyone's gonna love it.
They did a really good job with that.
Yeah, like they really did hit some of the scenes, all the major points, because like usually
in video games, like the start of it is really like setting up the premise.
So it's like really important to hit those beats. I feel like later on, I'll be so lenient with whatever all the major points, because usually in video games, the start of it is really setting up the premise.
So it's really important to hit those beats.
I feel like later on, I'll be so lenient
with whatever creative liberties they wanna do.
I'll just, yeah, it's an all-reality, I'm good.
But if you don't set it up the same,
that's when I start to feel like, all right.
Yeah.
Did you even see the game?
Like, were you even watching?
Are you like a fan?
Right, come on.
I remember the time of the dialogue was the same.
Like the bit last night with... Tess. Yeah, a waifu from fringe. I'm kind of the dialogue was the same. Like the bit last night with tests.
Yeah, a waifu from fringe.
So good.
I never saw fringe.
So good.
A-a-a-brams.
I got it again.
I know people really liked that show when we were on.
Yeah.
I never got into it.
I feel like the city scape stuff they do in last of us, sometimes looks really good and
sometimes looks like utter dog shit. Depending on like for the show, sometimes coming from one shot to the next, it's like,
wow, that looks amazing.
And we're like the fall off his grate and like the depth of field.
And then it'll cut to them, looking like cardboard cutouts on a bridge.
And it's like, what happened with that shot then?
Was that a last video?
See to me, like a lot of the the way it's shot in the production design almost looks very
much like a video game
and that isn't it almost looks like almost uncanny.
So I feel like it works to an extent.
Like I don't want it to necessarily look
like super hyper realistic.
I think it works to like, it's almost video game-esque
in that sense.
I get that, but I think what Gavin's complain about
and I kind of feel the same way.
It's like, it's almost inconsistent sometimes.
Like it looks certain ways and like from one shot and then the next shot.
It's a slightly different look.
It can be somewhat dry.
And I feel like the vibes in the show, all the discussion around it, all the dread,
especially that opening scene last night, is way scarier than the game.
Oh, yeah.
But the clickers were scarier in the game.
Mm.
Do you think so?
I think so.
It took like a... I just did just a little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna be careful.
I just kinda wish they did some sort of like a mechanic.
I feel like in the game their heads are like...
Way wider.
Kinda like hinged open at some point.
What even...
Ellie describes it that way.
Yeah, she's not the way it looks.
Yeah, it's like dudes wearing all that.
Are their heads split open?
Yeah.
And then you see like, well, she described the way they look in the game. But, are their heads split open? Yeah. And then you see them like, well,
she described the way they look in the game.
But then the way they look in the show
isn't like that.
Not quite there, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like they should have been one shot,
like a close up that was like,
a little bit sweetened with CG,
or maybe just like a little bit of a mechanical thing happening.
But it did just with a red cauliflower on this head.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, there.
It's like, oh, there's someone's face under that.
It's very, I'm really enjoying it, not to shit on it.
It was funny in that scene how they're like dealing with
essentially zombies I can't see.
And they're still ducking behind stuff.
And I'm like, you could stand.
They're not gonna see you.
Stuff would like dampen sound.
They were like kind of like crawl walk into to it. It's a coping mechanism. I know.
You're trying to sneak you don't just go on going to waltz down the whole. Oh, I'd be like
reflex. I tell you, you used to hide in. Yeah. How do you sneak boat up? Right, like a pencil.
Right. You can't just like this. You feel like that's a video we should make. Which
way is sneaky? Which way is sneaky? We should have some type of volume reader
or whatever to see, which is quieter,
trying to squat and sneak or just stand and sneak.
Just walking slowly.
Yeah, just literally just slowly moving down.
I think you'd be fine.
Just throw a can.
Yeah, and that's what it's like.
What's going on?
He was, Joel was reloading his revolver in the scene.
I was like, why doesn't he throw the empty shell casings
like in your direction? And he. I was like, why does he need to throw the empty shell casings? Or any thing.
Right.
He said he takes them, which are very loud.
He's like,
I'm very, very, very, very,
very quietly put them in his pocket.
Dude, no, that's gonna fuck you.
But when I be threw it on a pillow, he gets screwed.
Yeah.
Yes.
Like there's a pillow lying around.
That's what I was saying.
Okay, we're in the bedroom now.
I mean, that Neil Druckmann directed that episode last night.
Yeah.
Why didn't all that?
I think there might be like a different director
for each episode.
I think some directors did two episodes and some did one,
but Neil Druckmann did the last night's episode.
It's really cool.
Yeah, I noticed it in the credits,
and I think the last of us even tweeted,
like, congratulations for his like TV directorial debut.
It was really good.
Yeah. I guess it's video games and TV.
Not that much different.
He had a lot of the previs done already.
Yeah.
Totally.
Exactly.
I'm so glad that it's such a good show.
I think I felt like I had really high hopes for it because I love those games so much.
I knew I would like it because it's done by the same people who did Chernobyl.
Yeah.
Which was a fire.
A fantastic show.
Chenobs was good.
Chenobs.
Chenobs.
I feel like it's.
I feel like it's. It's short enough. You don't need a nickname for it. Chenoes. Chenoes. I feel like Obi-Wan Chenoe.
It's short enough, you don't need a nickname for it.
Chers.
Chau.
Good old chers.
Chau.
I was going to say, the only other kind of zombie-esque
media I've consumed to wear the infection
is kind of sport-based.
Is the film, Girl with All the Gifts?
I don't know if you've ever seen that.
It's super, super good.
And like, the kids are like infected
and they're trying to like rehabilitate them.
It's very interesting.
Is it a live action movie?
Yeah, it's a live action like a film.
And it's super good.
And it has that vibe.
I know, right?
I don't watch a lot of real people's stuff.
I know.
What's the British film from 2016 that looks like?
You said, what's it called?
Girl with all the gifts.
Girl with all the gifts, okay.
The young actress who's stars in it, who is, let me not say anything else, but she's really,
she's really good at her all.
She's a great job.
Copy that.
Yeah, it's worth a watch.
If you're like fiending for more, last of us vibes, but you're like, I'm not trying
to watch Walking Dead. Thank you very much but you're like, I'm not trying to watch Walking Dead.
Thank you very much.
Too many seasons, I'm good.
There are a lot of seasons of Walking Dead.
It's been a fail.
It's done, or it finally is ending.
I think it's over, and there's all questions.
Question mark.
I heard it was like the last season,
which was again like recently.
I was like, is this still going?
You'll be able to show that it's run longer
than I thought
is a grazing anatomy.
Gray's anatomy is still going.
But I think it won't fucking end that.
They still make that?
It's big too.
Right.
It's still going.
I watched that like in high school. I was like, please stop.
Mick Dreeni, it should be Mick gone.
Yeah.
I mean, he should be a Mick Dreen right now.
Thank you.
It's like these shows need to at some point please write an ending.
Although to be fair, shows like the Simpsons still going on.
30 plus years.
That one still throw me for a loop.
I could never get into the Simpsons.
Oh, crazy anatomy.
19 seasons, 406 episodes.
Yeah, it's almost as bad as one piece.
Which I don't even know.
Are any of the main characters of Grey's Anatomy even still?
Grey is still there.
Home? I think the whole Grey is still there! Home?
I think the whole marriage is still there,
married it's whatever her name is.
Married it's I had seven boyfriends.
It was a mid-season replacement on ABC.
It didn't even start off like at the top of the season.
Weird, so odd.
After you've been to it,
and I don't know if you just get like the back nine.
Yeah, you guys know the drill by now.
Yeah, I'm still watching through all of the Simpsons.
And you like up to present day.
Yeah, I started from the first episode.
I'm in season 15 currently.
Whoa, you're going fast.
Yeah, I try to watch at least one episode a day.
You're built different.
Yeah, and it's a, it's a trek.
I feel like I, there was a tie.
I went through a time period like season 13 or so
where I was like, I remember hating all of these episodes,
but rewatching it now, it's almost like a comfort.
Like, it's not as good as the earlier seasons,
but I was like, oh, there's still jokes that make me like,
gaffaw and laugh out loud, you know, in all of these episodes.
It's a cute gaffaw.
Is it still like the new stuff in your head?
Is it hard to come to terms with the fact that it's old now?
Yeah, and that's like, I think of this as a new episode,
but this is-
15 years old.
Yeah, like 15 years old, if not older at this point?
Yeah, because it started, was it 89 or 90?
90, yeah.
90.
So yeah, some stuff, I'm probably watching stuff
from like 2005 right now,
which is what like 18 years ago now.
And that's like new stuff.
Right.
I wonder if, because like obviously when we got into the Simpsons as kids, like when I
was like 10, 11, 12, whatever, like that to me was the height of the Simpsons.
That was peak.
That was peak.
But then I wonder if like kids nowadays are finding Simpsons and they're like, no, like
the older stuff was so weird.
I think the whole thing is.
I think every, your favorite stuff is the stuff that you found.
When you find it, right?
Yeah.
And the stuff surrounding the exact time you found it.
I agree.
I would agree.
Because you feel like that's when you fell in love with the thing.
So that's like when you like it the most,
is when you initially found it.
Yeah, I just,
I want to meet someone who like just found the symptoms and they're like,
ah, season 28,
mmm, that's the best.
They've been doing it for so long.
Some of those voice actors and actresses are getting up there in age.
Do they sound all day?
Like I listened to a new episode the other day.
I was like, oh, March sounds old.
But to be fair, if any voice was going to age, it's going to be that one.
Yeah, it already sounds like the most aged.
And I was like, oh, let's uh it already sounds like the most aged. You know, it's like, oh, oh, go,
that's a, March sounds like her mom.
Oh, no.
All right, now what happened?
I have a, Nana Simpson.
I have a very vast appreciation for Micah,
who writes tales from the stinky dragon,
because my character's name is Bart.
And there's some inspiration to Bart Simpson in it,
but he's been incorporating so many Simpson's references.
Like, I can't spell too much of the show.
But like, there's Captain Marge who rides the like,
Jebediah, which is the first hit.
Oh, that's so funny.
And then there are two characters.
One is Omar and the other one is Simsoon.
Yeah.
Star.
And there's just like a lot of references in there too that make me smile.
Yeah, it's really, it's really good.
Very well done.
We're excited we're done with that campaign.
We're taping another episode of Stinky Dragon tomorrow morning.
I'm excited for you all to get into it.
I think it's a be good one. It's almost done. We're finishing up this campaign and then we're going to
be starting a new one in a few months from now.
We've been through a few weeks. I guess by the time we finish recording this one, we
might be doing something between. I forget that there's a lag between what's out and
what we're recording. Yeah. But I'm in the process now of trying to figure out a new character to play.
And there's some new things we're allowed to play with
in terms of aspects of the character.
And I'm so overwhelmed with options
that I don't know what to do.
Trist for Allises, big time.
Because it's like you're committing.
This is gonna be the thing I play as for the next year.
Or something like that.
Can I thank your character?
Can you?
I would love that.
Okay, your slug, cool, gland.
Glant.
Ew.
Okay.
Ew.
That's all I got so far.
That's it.
Okay, what's my class?
Barbarian.
Barbarian slug name's Glant.
Oh, hilarious.
What does gland sound like?
He sounds like this.
He sounds exactly like that.
Oh wow.
Which is not far off from the voice I do for Bar.
Already?
Bar kind of sounds like this.
Which you need to sound like gloopy, like a slug.
You need like a slug.
I do that again.
Take a swig first and then do all your lines.
Do you like it?
Or make love.
This free is some more.
Excuse me.
Yeah, some of that.
Yeah, some of that, perfect.
Think Ron does something.
Ready to go.
You can always, you can always multi-class as well.
I know you like, you kind of tie yourself
into some parts of the character,
but there's other parts where you can be a little more flexible.
I think the thing that I get in my own head about,
I'm like, I want to play a character
where I could do like a specific voice
and like a very distinct character for it,
instead of just like my own voice.
But I want to be able to still speak
and like be in roleplay as that character
and also like have comedic moments as that character.
I don't like playing a very serious character,
but I know sometimes you need that in like a group campaign. So. and also have comedic moments as that character. I don't like playing a very serious character,
but I know sometimes you need that in a group campaign.
I did a, I don't know what to do.
I did a nightmare before Christmas one child,
and my community chose my character or worked with me.
So I'm like a scarecrow in charge of Jack's pumpkin patch
named Patches, but I'm like obsessed with Jack.
Like I'm his biggest fan, like I just want him to notice me,
so I'll do whatever it takes.
And I don't really do much.
He gave me a very responsible job.
All I do is watch the pumpkins and like,
I'm still on my pose, so I hop everywhere,
but for no reason other than like, it's classic,
because that's what scarecrows do.
That's so fun. It was really fun, and the whole time, it's classic. That's what scarecrows do. That's so fun.
It was really fun.
The whole time, it was my first time being like a character
where I had a voice and was able to just like,
have comedy with it.
Everyone was very impressed.
Because normally I play characters like,
true to myself.
I'm just like, it's just me dialed up to 125.
Yeah, no big deal.
No big deal.
You see the keep up with, I can do it.
So it was a lot of fun.
I've been loving D&D.
I've been getting into it a lot recently.
So I'll see you jargon is like perfect for me.
I think the, you know, all the puppet videos that we've been putting out have really done
a lot to help spread the word of the show.
I was looking at, like, downloads and reports for the podcast earlier today and like, you
can see like a wave of people like when you
new new puppet so to start from the beginning and over the last three months our most downloaded episode is episode number one
most probably because people are like I guess I'm starting from the beginning
right I mean it's like even that being said like even the most recent ones I can see a trend up with all of the numbers
but it's like oh that's crazy that that many people
are finding it and starting the podcast.
And again, you can watch like a trend flow through all the episodes.
Like a bunch of start episode one,
then you see like two, three, four, like you see that like carry
through yeah, all the way.
What's your shittiest episode?
Our shittiest like our lowest downloaded episode.
I wanted to between the tales.
I didn't look at it, but yeah, it's probably like a recap episode.
Yeah, between every arc of the campaign,
we have like a thing called Between the Tales,
where we go over everything that's happened so far,
our characters level up,
we answer questions from the audience and stuff like that.
So there's probably some people who feel like,
I don't need to listen to that
because I've been watching every single episode.
Yeah, I'm caught up.
I don't need to know anything.
Fat play.
But those are fun,
because it's also good for us who need to remember
everything that's happened so far.
That recap document gets longer and longer every single novel now.
Yeah, every time.
It's the holy Bible of recap.
I want you guys to sit in on a recording
just so you could hear Gus try to do the intro over and over again,
because he does this like kind of Southern bartender voice. Bar tender voice.
Where he goes,
and welcome home to those dinghy dragon chavs.
Grab yourself a cocktail and it's like always such a
littleeration and like crazy words that are paired
together that he always stumbles over.
What is it Michael will write things that sound cool
and funny, but it's like verbal gymnastics.
Like to say it is like, it's a mouthful. Right, it's like, but it's like verbal gymnastics, like to say it is like,
it's a mouthful. Right, making me say this is always my
favorite part of the episode. Sometimes I get it through
in one shot, but then sometimes I'm like, fuck, I just
like lose it when we're doing those. It's so good.
I'm still trying to find out what I should do. Do you,
I still haven't asked you about this Gus.
It was between the tails.
Yeah.
I found it.
I knew it.
All the stuff going on with Dungeons and Dragons
and Wizards of the Coast with what
they've been trying to do with D&D.
Yeah.
What's the status of that?
And is that like, how do we navigate that?
Is that the same about this?
Yeah, it's one about the licensing, right, for your character character. Yeah, I thought it came out that the type of license
They're finally going with was finally announced which is like weird. Yeah, but people are are pretty upset with it
I think it's still a situation that's changing. Yeah, we'll always do what we need to do in order to you know maintain
What what legality and do things the right?
Totally, totally. It's just it's nothing has is set in stone yet, but it's changing we need to do in order to maintain what, legality and do things the right way.
Totally, totally.
So it's just, it's nothing has, is set in stone yet,
but it's changing, we're trying to be
so it's in front of it.
Basically, if you're utilizing their game mechanics
and stuff, like they have ownership over something,
if it like makes over a certain amount of money.
They have like a threshold at which then you have to start
giving them like a percentage of money.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's, there's lots of things that I've seen absolutely.
It's like super deep and like I've heard apparently
like it's kind of always been kind of like that.
But then they decided to like go wild west
and like change it up.
Yeah.
And like everyone's like losing their minds.
And I was like rightfully so, I mean,
people build huge communities based off of this stuff.
And like lots of worlds and like create a character.
There's a lot of like smaller creators.
Yeah.
Utilized D&D for like their own content.
It's like it's kind of predatory.
It's like they're not.
Yeah, like the negative applications of it
can be like really daunting.
We're like, hey, wait, what's going on
with my original character?
What do you mean you may or may not be able to own this?
Right.
That's when I start to get like, okay, this is too much.
I don't know enough.
I need to do some more research for this
where I start freaking out.
Like clearly there's a lot to like digest here.
I wonder how like critical role is gonna handle it.
Cause like, their whole thing is D&D based, right?
They probably dealt with this already.
I mean, with the scope of them and box mocking a season two,
finally out, they've probably got a royalty license
situation going on or probably. Yeah, they probably, like, this is their entire business.
This is the whole thing.
It's off of that, yeah.
So I don't know.
It's an interesting dilemma.
It seems like.
I feel like, I mean, it's not our first time dealing with something like that.
I think we were making red versus blue before, and the licensing stuff existed.
And then official, or three, four, three, call, jump, and then like, A.
Bungie. Bungie.
Bungie.
But then, a real license.
Licensing terms came out, but at the time it didn't apply to us because we already
had a different preexisting licensing conditions.
So it's probably the same with critical role in D&D where they've already got, like,
we're already set up for the next however many years, but then whenever that's over,
we might have to negotiate.
They already have their own legal framework set up to do the things that they do.
It's crazy how different this company would be if Bung, or there's one person that bungee was like,
nah.
Could you imagine the all-reality of it?
No, I don't think any of us would be here.
Yeah.
I mean, in Canada.
I, I, one time met a lawyer from Microsoft who said it was him who was like, yeah, let him keep doing it.
Oh, you met him?
I don't, I've no way to verify that the historian, but from him, he said, oh yeah, I was the one who said that we should let you guys keep
going.
Did you blow it?
Have to.
Have to.
Immediate on the knees.
Unverified.
It's kind of like that guy who said that he saw footage of Chris running from plane to
plane.
It's like, well, do you have footage?
It's like, no, it's like, well, you know,
could have been just someone saying that.
I trust him, though.
I will say the person I met was definitely
at least a lawyer at Microsoft.
Okay.
I don't know if he was the lawyer with that,
but he was a lawyer.
He wasn't some rando on the street.
I met him at Microsoft.
And he gave me his business card.
Oh, man.
Now, we were both waiting in line to pre-order Halo 3.
Oh.
Oh man, that's just epic.
This is a guy behind me, super cool.
He was only 17.
Crazy as you lawyer.
Well, yeah, that is a lot of gruel early.
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You know, I got my pilot license last year and I've been doing a bit of flying.
And last week for the first time I took off, then immediately had to return to the airport because something was wrong.
Whoa, what happened?
Took off and one of there's a bunch of different temperature gauges in the plane.
One of the temperature gauges shot
all the way red and was like stuck super hot.
And I was like, that might be a problem.
Did you do the thing they do in movies where you're like,
you cap it.
No, I looked at it and my stupid brain, I was like,
this it always do that?
And I was like, no, no, come on.
So what was wrong with it?
I told maintenance.
But like I had to, like I had just taken off
and had to like contact back to Austin. I was like, hey, can you? I told maintenance. But I had to, I had just taken off and had to contact back to Austin.
I was like, hey, can I come back and land right now?
Can I come home now?
And they were like, do you want to clear an emergency?
It's like, no, no, no, no.
I was like, okay, okay.
No, I just need to land as soon as possible, please.
Do you want fire trucks?
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if one is necessary. Everything was still working. It was just like one temperature gain was hot.
It could have led if it was actually hot to a real serious problem.
So everything's still fine. It's still operating. Okay, I would just rather be on the ground right now.
Yeah, I'm not doing this. I'm not risking it. Okay.
It was like an eight minute flight. It was like took off and then just circled
and then you didn't even come right back down.
And that was it for the day.
That was it.
I was like, hey, so this is how we play.
And I wrote it in like a little log book of what was wrong.
I was like, all right, I'm going home.
That's it for today.
I'm much to really funny recording of traffic control
talking to a pilot.
I guess of a much bigger plane who had engine failure.
And the guys like, you want to declare emergency?
And the pilot's like, nope, just, we're just going to come back.
He's like, oh, not an emergency.
And he's like, to go through all this stuff
and he keeps saying a bunch of stuff
that is wrong with the plane.
He's like, and the traffic.
And he's not, you're going to emergency.
Yeah, the air traffic control's like, oh, not, not much, okay.
Yeah, it's like really, really oddly sarcastic.
Like clearly you're having an emergency.
So I lost my left wing.
I'm cool though.
So the emergency is working.
All right, well, coming along.
No, coming out the back of the plane.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, you say, do you want fire trucks and stuff?
And the guy's like, nope, he's like, nope, okay,
that won't be, this is like really weird.
Weird interaction of like, someone, I think it was a German pilot trying
to be in a budget.
Is there like extra, I'm assuming more like paperwork
or like some process you have to go through
if it is a state of emergency?
Not necessarily, I mean, you may,
there's a chance that you might be asked to like
answer some questions about it.
Just because, I mean, it is,
it might be like a bit of a pain in the ass for them,
but they try to make it where it's not like you're worried about it ever.
At worst, you might just have to, like, what happened?
You had to come back, okay.
Well, did you guys hear, I'm sure you did, what happened in, I think it was JFK,
where there was a Delta flight that was in the process of starting to take off.
And then there was an American flight that was crossing the runway where it wasn't supposed to be
at the same time. And the Delta flight had to essentially like slam on its brakes.
And like stopped I think like a few hundred feet short or like maybe a thousand feet short.
Quite a rose of a thousand feet short of that other plane.
Which is plane terms going the speed it is is fucking close.
And that's the rowing because on the recording,
you can hear the traffic control would be like,
shit!
That's a takeoff.
That's freaking out.
Yeah.
All the terminology goes out the window.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Please, for the love of God, it ended.
But they spotted that really fast.
Like I think a lot of the press on it is like,
how did this almost happen?
It's like, but everything was in place to prevent it from happening.
Like the human era happened, but there still wasn't a crash.
So I feel like people were looking, people were checking them on top of it within seconds,
but yeah, still frickin scary.
And the Delta played had to go back to the gate.
It didn't take off until the nice day, right?
Yeah, but let me off the plane. I'm good. I want to go home.
Yeah, I'm like, that's dramatic.
I'm just going on. Well, when they slam on the brakes like that, then it's like,
oh, now you got to check all the brakes and everything and make sure everything's okay. So it didn't
stop being a whole new plane. Right. I have an airplane story. Go for it. I won't give all the
details. Gavin, you know this full story. I'll write it because I told you and I was
complaining. But I pretend like I didn't. So I went to LA this week to film something
that hopefully you guys will see within the next few months,
it was very cool, very fun.
My flight to LA was Tuesday, and I was leaving at 2.30.
Okay.
I, because of my points, I was able to get upgraded to first.
So I board the flight, I sit down on my seat.
Some more people are getting on.
And then this guy gets on who has a big roller bag,
and then he's carrying another bag,
kind of like a huge sack.
Like a big duffel bag?
It looked like a big duffel bag,
but I think it was one of those backpacks
that could fold over,
but it was just not folded over.
It was like fully extended.
Out, okay.
And he was carrying it kind of like hefty.
That's his personal item.
That's not an item.
And so as he's going on, the flight attendant
who's at the front of the plane catches him
and goes like, oh, sir, you might have to check that bag.
You're only allowed one check bag or one carry on
in one person's item.
Immediately.
It's like this guy was prepared to fight.
Immediately goes, no, no, I paid my money.
I paid my money, I'm putting this up on the plane.
I'm not checking this.
And the guys like, sir, like, federal regulation,
it's one carry on one personal item.
And that looks like it's gonna be too big
to be a personal item.
And he's just like, no man, uh-uh, I'm not doing it.
Like, I paid my money.
I paid to be here.
I'm a passenger on this flight.
Just immediately out the gate.
You paid for your badass.
And I was like, that bag.
But like, it's, I've never heard someone
immediately explode on someone
so unnecessarily to the point where you would think
the flight attendant was just like,
hey, asshole, don't take that bag on your energy with the response.
It was like, clearly you've been asked this before.
Why are you coming so aggressive?
So hot.
Like, you've been told and know what the rules are and you know you're pushing them.
That's why you're ready for this.
It's also like, if you bring a bag on a plane that's too big, especially with American,
I don't know how it is on other airlines, they check it for free.
Yes, it's called gate check. They'll just like,
yeah, we'll just check it. You'll get it when you get to your thing, whatever. No big deal.
And so the flight attendant is like, sir, could you just come up to the front so we could
like talk? He did the rest of the plane and he didn't say it in a mean way. He didn't
say it kind of. Sendingly, he just said, sir, could you just come here to talk to me?
And he like went like this. The guy's just like could you just come here to talk to me? And he went like this.
The guy's just like, fuck man, like what the hell?
And he puts his other bag up.
And the flight tends like,
okay.
Okay.
The roll, the roll, the roll, the roll.
Okay, okay.
And then he brings up his, I guess backpack.
They're up there talking for a while.
People are boarding the flight.
The full flight is boarded at this point.
It's been like half an hour.
And I don't hear what's going on
because it's like up and around the corner.
This guy comes back, it's behind me.
Oh no!
It's like great, it's behind me.
And he's going off to the person next to me.
He's just like, man, he like called to me,
like come here, like I'm like some sort of dog.
Like he like informed me to come here, like rud rudely, I'm not cursing at him.
I wasn't raising my voice, I'm not understanding why he's getting all up in my face.
And I'm just like, what the hell is going on?
Right, something wrong with this.
Everyone's seated, nothing is happening.
A woman gets on the plane who's clearly like airline personnel.
And she was like, sir, you know,
we're trying to understand the situation
that's going on right now.
But, can I, of course the bag at this point?
I don't know.
Okay, so it's out of sight.
So it's up at the front somewhere.
So I don't.
Somewhere out of sight.
Okay.
And to be fair, I think this bag would have fit
as a personal item.
I think he might have just had to take like one or two things out of it, and it would have been okay.
So it could see if it could have fit under the seat.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay. I didn't see it.
I didn't see if it could have fit or not.
Okay.
Regardless, if you're gonna come out that way, I think it's a little problematic.
And she was like, I'm just trying to figure out what's happening.
I'm not kicking off the plane.
And he's just like, yo, they they threaten to arrest me.
They threaten to arrest me.
Like, what am I supposed to do?
These are my human rights.
These are my human rights being violated.
And they just like, and she's like, sir, like, I'm just trying to understand.
And then the woman goes and talks to the flight attendant.
And they're talking for a while.
The pilot comes out and starts talking to them.
Oh God.
She leaves for a few minutes.
Yeah.
She gets back on and she goes,
sir, we're gonna have to remove you from the flight.
Like I'm sorry.
This flight crew doesn't feel comfortable flying you today,
but we'll work right away to get you re-bucked on another flight.
Totally reasonable. This guys go, I'm not getting you re-bucked on another flight. Totally reasonable.
This guys go, I'm not getting off.
I'm not getting off this plane.
I paid my money.
And these are my human rights being violated.
You hear that everyone, and he's yelling to everyone on the plane, and everyone's like,
shut the fuck up.
Who do you think that means?
At least people think there's going to be an uprising, and people are going to support
them, and someone's going to rush and jump in and fly the plane, and you're going to take
off without...
It's just a real expecting from this.
Oh my gosh.
And you just go on and on and on.
And then like a minute later, the flight attendant
comes on the, a different flight attendant,
comes on the call system.
And she's like,
ladies and gentlemen, I'm very sorry.
We're gonna have to deplane everyone.
Oh my God.
You know, didn't say why,
but I think everyone knew.
At that point.
That's a tough crowd to try and get on your side
is the crowd who's gonna have to deflate.
Because I don't think you're ever gonna win those people.
You know, but.
So of course, like, everyone gets up, gets their stuff,
gets off the flight, and this guy's just like,
I'm not Lee, I didn't do anything wrong.
And these are my human rights.
I paid to be on this flight.
So everyone's just like filing past this guy now?
As he's yelling, also, this guy is a famous rapper
who was live streaming on his Instagram the whole time.
Just gonna say that.
Not gonna go see it.
That's a juicy twist.
Yeah, that's a juicy twist.
I was not expecting that.
I think he doesn't know what human rights mean,
by the way, it's not gonna happen.
But apparently, apparently this guy also is notoriously kind of an asshole.
Okay.
I don't know.
I don't know him.
I've never heard of him before.
I don't even remember his name off the top of my head.
Whole flight gets off.
It's like another like 15, 20 minutes.
Police show up.
Get on the flight.
Another 20 minutes goes by.
Eventually, he's getting off the plane.
He's not being arrested.
He's just walking out with his bags.
And of course, as he's getting off the plane,
he's fighting with people.
Because people are like, thanks.
You could have just been a nice human being.
Or just followed from a scanning ovation.
Yeah, great job.
Great job.
And he's fighting back with him.
And they're like, come on, sir, like,
I'll flit whatever.
And they're like, all right, Lane, gentlemen,
we're ready to start boarding you guys again.
So like group one, get on the flight.
I'm in group one, so I get on.
Maybe myself and two or three other people
are on the plane where they go,
we're gonna have to pause boarding.
The flight crew has now passed their
out of the ship to the ship.
Oh, no.
And the next flight crew arrives from Dallas at 9.30 p.m.
Oh, no.
How much time was this?
2.30.
Well, at this point, it was probably 3.30.
Gosh.
So.
So you're like six more hours of waiting?
See, that's when I questioned like like what is this trip for me?
Is it what?
I was going Austin to Los Angeles.
This is in Austin.
This is it also was frustrating for me.
I hate having to miss work for no reason and I had to miss a full day of work to just be
at the airport.
The worst I could have been.
That sounds fun.
Absolutely not. Absolutely. And what reality is that? to just be at the airport. The worst. I could have been. That sounds fun.
Absolutely not.
And what reality is that for you?
What did you do to kill those six hours?
Literally, I just walked around.
You couldn't go now.
I had a home and come back.
I ate a meal at the airport.
I also, I ended up changing my flight to a nine o'clock flight
because I was like, I don't know what's going to happen
with this flight that's now at 9.45 at night.
It's put me on another flight, but I had to check back.
So I was like, is it possible to change my flight
and get that bag just rerouted to the next flight?
No, like, yeah, that's no problem.
But I did not have confidence that that was gonna happen.
So I went ahead and just like bought
an extra set of clothes at the airport
because I'm like, I didn't mind.
Because the shoot I was doing also,
I had to, it was a three day shoot,
but it's supposed to look like one day.
So I had to wear the same set of clothes.
Stinky.
Every day.
And I'm like, I don't wanna wear my airport clothes
now for four days,
this is the only outfit I have.
But that original flight ended up getting delayed
another hour to 10.45 at night.
I don't know why, but that's the story.
It was-
It was such a risk.
It was a lot.
Kicking off on a plane, I feel like
you already held to such high standards of the law
when you're on a plane.
It's such a risk.
Plane law, plain law.
I just like, I understand being combative
if you're in a situation where someone is treating you
unfairly and like actually legitimately talking to you,
talking down to you or whatever it is.
But this situation was literally like,
sir, like that bag might be too large
to use the personal item.
What the fuck, man, like what are you talking about?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I just listen and just speak like a normal human being
to each other, just be like, I think it actually might fit.
Do you mind if we check it?
If not, I all I will check my back.
Don't they have the size or things?
You can put it in.
This is already on the plane.
But yeah.
When I was in LA flying back, Americans specifically, they was the first time they've
ever been so savage about how many items. So I had like my rollie bag to size. I had my
guitar, which used my personal item, I had a tiny little cross body purse. The lady was
absolutely not. Three items, put it in one of your bags, can only have two items, you
better figure it out, honey.
Also, this might be a little too large.
I was like, what do you want me to do?
I don't want me to do.
I'm sitting here taking out my whole Xbox.
You should just hold it.
Just hold it.
Put it on the seat.
I had to sit.
I did take my Xbox out of my roll bag and put it at my feet.
I literally, we can't put it in your lap.
It's on an animal.
But I was fine.
Again, they didn't know uproar, didn't need me to protest,
or whatever nonsense.
Right.
You don't go anywhere without your Xbox.
Absolutely not.
I trust my trial.
It's my trial for you.
I need it.
I need it.
I just like, all of that could have been avoided.
I wonder like normally, in my experience, like when you board the plane, you know,
out there when they scan,
do the bee boop with your boarding pass,
normally that's where they head off people with large bags.
Yeah, right on.
Or like, what, yeah, why wasn't it addressed at that
before they even get onto the plane?
Cause like, like you, like I travel with a CPAP
because I'll die if I don't sleep with it.
So that sits in a third bag and I've got a CPAP because I'll die if I don't sleep with it.
So that sits in a third bag and I've got a special tag on it.
It says medical equipment, so it doesn't count.
So sometimes they'll be like, you can only have two bags.
Oh never mind, I see that's a medical equipment.
Yeah, usually at the gate check,
is when they first know it is that thing, which is why I'm confused how he got on in the first phase.
So Microsoft make an Xbox with a CPAP inside.
It does the Xbox is medical equipment.
It's like USB USB pipe.
But honestly, it might have been that the flight attendant didn't see his bag properly,
and he could have just been like, oh no, it's actually not that big.
You want to just check it just to make sure.
Right.
Okay, no, that's fine.
Oh, so you're saying like that's why he wasn't said no one said anything at the beginning
because it was like, right.
It was like right.
It was like an instant escalation.
Instant.
Forced.
Instant.
And I remember thinking I was sitting in my seat going, is this going to be a TikTok?
Like am I here?
Like right now.
It's someone's coming.
Is this history in the making?
But then I like looking back on it.
I'm like, I wish I did film it because the gentleman in question is trying to, I think, file a lawsuit
against American Airlines because I think he's claiming that it was like a targeted racism.
And you're going to submit it to being there, you're going to be deposed.
Oh man.
I know.
I actually like wrote American Airlines to like kind of describe the situation.
So they would have like a first person's perspective.
But yeah, it's a, it could maybe become like a bigger thing.
But I'm like, if I had video footage, that would kind of help the situation.
But I don't think anyone is feeling it.
Above cameras on flights.
They have a scary.
I know.
I don't think so.
The only one I know of sometimes on some bigger planes, they might have a scary. I know. I don't think so. The only one I know of
sometimes on some bigger planes they might have a camera to see like that Ford
galley from the cockpit like if someone's knocking on the door to come in.
But not like in one of the few remaining places where there's no
because of TV. It's extra weight. Good point. Listen, if our New York
flight everyone on that plane would have got that man on the flight. I'm telling you and they would have taken off. There would be no deep landing.
Well, I just...
A moment the lady said, everyone would be playing, everybody like, oh no.
No, no.
All right, it is just me getting off right now.
Well, the crazy thing to me, and I'll never understand the mentality of it.
If someone's going, we're going to have to remove you from the flight and they go, no, you're not.
Yes, you are. There is...
You are. No, you're not. Yes, you are. There is you are.
No, you're not. There's no reality. There is no reality. There is no scenario where you are flying
on that foot. You're getting off either of your own accord or by force. Like once they've made
a decision, you're not on the flight anymore. That's it. I've seen plenty of videos. Yeah, it's
there's no there. There'll be a guy who just grips so tight. If you like the strongest guy in the
world, no, wouldn't appeal to him. No, just grips so tight if we like the strongest guy in the world
No, but I'm gonna feel to get him. No, just hold it on the back of the seats. You get to stay
He'll like melding become part of the plane
part of the part of the plane
Like I'm sleeping here. This is my home now. You know what sir? Just take the plane
We have others you hear any of those stories about like a past
I've been a loss I've heard one but like one time ten years ago or so like a past? I spent a while, I've heard one, but like one time, 10 years ago or so,
like a woman fell asleep on a plane as,
and then it landed, everyone got off the plane
and they parked the plane and she was still in.
She woke up inside a dark plane that was parked
at like a Canada airport.
And she like had to try to figure out
how to get someone's attention to open the door
to let her back out.
She was just like,
I wouldn't emergency exit, like what do you do?
It's pop the slide. I think. Let back out. She was just like, I wouldn't emergency exit. Like, what do you do? Pop the slide.
Let me out.
I think even, like, it was dark.
She was off to, because it was night.
If she was like, off, then push the plane off to the side.
Like, it wasn't even anywhere near anybody.
I guess it's been a while since I've read the story.
I think she said she opened the door.
The slide didn't deploy.
And like planes are high.
Yeah.
You know, it's just like,
she wasn't near the grasshop. She could just hop out and planes are high. Yeah. You know, it's just like,
she wasn't near the grass hall,
she could just hop out.
Oh my goodness.
That's so scary.
Did you buy that Concord engine, by the way?
No.
I sent Gavin a listing.
There was an eBay listing,
someone was selling a Concord engine
for like $600,000.
What?
With the afterburner.
With the afterburner.
I'll think of that thing.
The plane engine.
It's a plane engine.
Yeah, but like,
is it bigger than me?
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
I think my picture is like
I'm quite uncomfortable.
What are you talking about?
Dude, speaking of eBay,
the Mr. Blobby suit is getting.
Have you seen that?
Stop.
I haven't checked on it.
I saw some more.
I think to do with you and Mr. Blobby.
Someone's selling an original 1990s Mr.
Bobby suit.
Have you been taged?
I think the last time I looked,
it was going for 60,000 pounds.
Baw.
And apparently it was made for like a US version
of the show that Mr. Bobby's from,
and it was House Pie.
But they never made that show.
So it's just been sat there.
An unused blobby from the 90s.
Is that big?
Oh, that's like the big K. That's the old one. That's not the VK.
That's not the engine for sale, but that is an a-concord engine that I've got.
That looks like like an iron lung.
So, are you buying it or what?
The Mr. blobby?
Yeah.
You know what?
It's a little bit too much.
How much is that now?
I'm actually going to look at it.
You can look at it.
The picture on it, I think it's the second picture.
Is it just like slumped on the ground?
No.
It's like shit.
I love it so much.
Mr. What do you do?
I would love to.
I want nothing to do with it.
I think you have to be on.
It's not virtual.
100%.
It's so scary.
Mr. Bobby is, it definitely scary, though.
Bobby.
He redirects me to ebay.com.
He looks like.
That'll be my D-Indian character.
Mr. Bobby.
Still looks like. Still looks like. be my D&D character, Mr. Blobby. Mr. Blobby.
Still a slut.
Still a slut.
My kid got blocked, right?
It's interesting to be able to.
Well, here it is.
Didn't it come up recently for you?
Didn't we teach you about this?
Yes, you taught me about very recently,
and I was disturbed beyond voice.
I love teaching you.
You did it.
61,000 pounds.
Wow.
Oh, you're right.
It is just like slumped over.
You did it.
Let's get a picture of it.
You did a Mr. Blobby for a million dollars,
but up the so-called years ago, right You did a Mr. Blobby for a million dollars, but up the so-and-so years ago, right?
Was there a Mr. Blobby thing?
I could have sworn that we've had a Mr. Blobby.
I think you saw the...
Stop!
Oh!
The eyelashes are the worst.
Show them the picture of it.
It just flumped on the floor.
No.
Slow-mo, Blobby.
I got it.
I got a look up.
It's just laying there. The only thing creepier than like that, Slow mohoblovy. I got it. I got it. Look up.
There's just laying there.
The only thing creepier than like that, I don't know.
I just, they always rub me the wrong way.
Where the boobahs, do you know boobahs are?
Uh-uh.
You have to show me a picture.
How do you spell that?
Boo.
Boo-bah.
Let's have boo.
Boo-bah.
Oh, they're like Mr. Blubby kind of thing. They are.
Junba, Zoomba, Zoomba.
And the alien guy is homies, little non-binary beans.
They look kind of like telepubbies.
Yeah, but like aliens.
Like telepubbies look like.
Oh, wow, that is blobby-esque.
Oh, that's the f-.
No!
Mr. Blubby. I bet that's the f-. No! Mr. Bobby.
I bet that's gonna go for six figures.
That's, I mean, that's like a collector's item now.
That's like gotta be like the same level
or like people who wanna buy like the replica
of like Freddie Krueger's claw, like the glove.
What's got two and a half days left on it?
There's a great line in the listing,
I think it's the bottom where it says that
you have to sign an agreement not to make
any official appearances as Mr. Bobby. Oh, yeah, that's the bottom where it says that you have to sign an agreement not to make any official appearances.
This is Mr. Blobby.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Oh, my God.
Please, this is not the actual canon.
Mr. Blobby.
I just missed it over the name, Mr. Blobby.
It's so bad.
This costume slash prop can only be for personal home display use.
Oh.
Oh, can't stream, Mr. Blobby.
Oh, shit. Mr. Blobby could be the't stream. Mr. blobby. Oh shit. Mr. blobby could be the hottest,
twin streamer. hottest,
twin streamer with those eyes and those eyelashes. Have you
ever, have you, have you, did I show you the, what he sounds
like? No, you've never heard him speak. You probably
heard it. Even more horrendous than what he looks like.
There was a Mr. blobby appearance in an MDB. It was the
million pounds, although episode, where you guys did the
RTX London episode.
Here he is.
Oh God, I don't wanna see it alive.
Don't show me it real.
Oh!
You're gonna have to look at that budget-ass, Blavi.
It looked pretty good.
It looked pretty good.
Yeah, it's not like the actual Mr. Blavi looks great We're gonna have that budget ice-blovy. It's such a budget. It looks pretty good. It looks pretty good.
Yeah.
It's not like the actual Mr. Blabby looks great or anything.
The eyelashes are the worst part.
Yeah, the eyelashes make me uncomfortable.
Why don't you think about it like this?
You've known me for maybe 20 years.
Yeah, almost 20 years.
You've never bought me a birthday present,
but you could just take 60,000 pounds and even it out over 20 years. You've never bought me a birthday present, but you could just take 60,000 pounds
and even it out over 20 years.
Is that a lot of money?
Or I could buy 10% of a concord engine.
That's true.
10% percent.
You know what?
I'm not even.
I could be a 10% stake owner in a concord engine
with afterburner.
What's funny is like, I sent that,
I texted that to Gavin,
because I was looking up Concord parts on eBay,
because I thought it would be cool to own
like a piece of a Concord.
I sent it to Gavin, and then like the next day
I saw that eBay listing posted on Reddit.
I was like, what the fuck?
Pre-read it.
Yeah, I sent it to you out of the blue,
and the next day it was there in one subreddit,
I follow up for I forget which one.
Do you ever just like Google your opinions to see if anyone else has them? No.
That just makes me...
Like what opinions?
Could you do an example?
Well like sometimes I just have a thought and I don't know how to find out if other people think it
other than just googling the thought.
You call me.
Like that's what you do.
You call your friends.
Maybe.
Maybe.
You go in.
I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. I've got a question. Like that's what you do you guy your friends You go
Is this salty and crackers salt?
Yeah, like I just remembered sometimes I've done that like I googled the witness is a pretentious piece of shit
To see if anyone else also thought the witness was a pretentious piece of shit. That was a hard game and
People in that exact wording in the same thing. So I was it's like great. I think there's there needs to be like
Confirmation by matching. Oh, I have never been on Kora. Oh
Yeah, but it's always like you have to log in though. I get emails from Kora all the time. That seems like such a waste
There's so much garbage like the new Yahoo answers. No, but it like but like I filter it
So it's only giving me stuff. It'll give me like random things like stuff like
we'll be like on video games or anime,
like hyper-specific questions with like in-depth answers.
You might be the only person I know with a Kora account.
I love it.
And it's not like I'm active on the site.
I just like the emails that they send me
that give me like the blurbs and I just like read like
the lines before it goes like read more and directs me to the page
I find myself like Google takes me to that site constantly and I'm always annoyed if I end up
And I if there's always like a bunch of other shit and other questions surrounding right?
I'm trying to look at it's like where's my thing and then to find your thing
It's like now you have to log in it's like why don't you shove it up your ass or it's like here's the question
Oh, I don't know I don't you shove it up your ass? Or it's like, here's the question. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Again, nobody knows.
I hate that shit.
I hate the last.
What happened to get old Gives?
What happened to Gives?
You got to put out a work.
The one who had died, he never recovered.
Oh, they were pulled.
They just changed it, right?
Like, ask G's became ask.com.
Yeah.
Is that even still functioning?
Actually checking right now, Yes, it is.
Oh yeah.
Can you ask it if the witness is a pretentious piece of shit?
Is the witness a pretentious piece of shit?
Specifically.
I think I didn't mind the game.
It's just like the audio logs were really great at all me.
Look, okay.
This is why people use Google instead of ask.com.
I went to ask.com and I typed,
is the witness of pretentious piece of shit.
The first return.
Pretentious.
Lyriks containing the term.
No.
The second return.
Calamity on Fandango, I guess it's a movie.
Third return.
How to stop my pretentious taste in books and film.
Fourth return. Reviews the Holy Mountain. Fifth return. Thoughts on the witness.
From a WordPress blog.
Oh, the fuck?
The first four aren't even about the game.
The fifth one is the sixth isn't the seventh isn't. Oh, I mean, it's bad.
Have you ever played that game? No.
It's like a puzzle game where you draw lines
through like a grid.
Ooh, I love puzzle game.
It adds more and then it gets frustrating.
Oh.
It's.
Oh, okay, with that.
Okay, it's an interesting game.
It's a very pretty game.
Yeah.
But I feel like there's a lot of places where
it doesn't teach anything.
You basically have to learn how to do it yourself
by figuring out and then you take that knowledge
to the next puzzle.
But sometimes you can accidentally complete a puzzle
without really learning how to do that.
And it's just like, well, now I'm screwed.
But all the collectibles, they really piss me off.
So it's like you find a way to answer it,
but you don't know what the method all of you necessarily want.
If you don't understand how it worked, you're fucked.
Yeah, it's like math homework where you don't show the work.
We got the right answer.
They're like, how'd you get there? Mm-hmm. It just worked. So it's like to homework where you don't show the work. We got the right answer. They're like, how'd you get there?
Mm-hmm. It just worked.
So it's just draw like stuff like this. So is there like a plot line to it too?
Mm-hmm. I didn't think it's like a story. Yeah. You're an island and you have to like
a lot of it's like overhead like this. It's a very pretty game. What's that game that was like?
1995, okay? What's that game that was like 1995? You missed?
Keep going.
No, it was like Professor Something
where you were like in a place like that
and you had to solve about your puzzles.
Riven, it sounds like a missed game.
A doctor.
Was it doctor or something?
It was like, I think it was doctor or something.
Yeah, it was like a CD-Rome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it was freaky.
It was like a volcano on the cover or something like that.
I think so. I feel like like I feel like my older brother
I if I text my older brother, he might be able to remember what that what it was, but it was like
I had like doctor. I don't know
I don't know like doctor a professor or a professor or something
I think I know you're talking about
I'm gonna text my brother. Busta move
No, I think it was like us chief literally
1996 or 1997 this game was out. It was like before the internet
for the internet. Before the internet in 1997, Professor Iris is the internet was still around.
C side adventure. It's gonna bug me. Professor wise. Junior professor. Yeah, please find out if you can.
I need to know.
It's gonna make.
Professor Layton and the unwound future.
I need to know.
That's more recent.
Maybe a professor wasn't in the title.
I'm gonna ask my brother.
You guys continue.
Why are you calling right now?
Yeah, but I'm blessed.
Maybe I'll do that.
I gotta call my brother.
He's gonna be like, why are you calling me on the telephone?
What is wrong?
Oh yeah, heat whenever my phone rings.
The only person that calls me is BK.
Only after I ask if it's okay.
Which is like the weirdest.
Like, I guess we're about to have a phone call again.
Well, I was just trying to give me a heads up.
Cause like, I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
You okay, Collie, for five seconds, it'll be the most ridiculous thing for like literally two minutes of your time.
My like recent cause is like,
Miss Cool Miss Cool Miss Cool.
So like spam so spam and that's like,
BK one minute.
Miss Cool Miss Cool Miss Cool.
Why is it sound like I don't know?
I appreciate you.
So sometimes the important information
we need to exchange.
Yeah, like the Cheshire cat or something.
Please don't get me started.
I like being your go-to for British problems. I got to run a
buy somebody. How many British friends do you have? I have five. Steven. You weren't ready.
Hello. Do you hear me? Hello. We have to solve a puzzle game to see. Oh, I feel like
we're like, oh, hold on. I'm a white noise. Like we're contacting spirits through the device.
I was just waiting, hello, are you there?
It's like, I keep connecting him, but it's all static.
I literally, I don't think I've ever called my brother
on the phone before.
Maybe that's just how his phone is.
You have no idea.
The only time he's ever facetime me is when he told me
that he was engaged.
Well, I hope you have big news for him
because you're calling him now.
Oh, man.
Hello. Could you, could you hear me him now. Oh man. Hello.
Could you hear me now?
It's like Verizon commercial.
Right.
OK.
It is.
So I'm on the RT podcast right now.
And I'm trying to remember a game that you and I used to play
in the mid 90s.
It was like a puzzle game that was like in a forest
or like a, I forget what it was called,
but I don't know if you remember what I was talking about.
You don't, oh no!
No!
What, sorry.
You were the chosen one.
We were, I mean, I, I, probably, you were probably like 10 or 11.
And I don't, it was like, I'm like, like ruins, maybe.
I might have a picture of the one I thought it was.
Hold on.
Now I'm invested.
It was a video game, but it was like, that we would load up like we would like put put
Or like fatty bears birthday fatty bear
I love this I think so I
Yeah, true doctors, I think I should I think is exactly what I would say. Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, I think and there was like, like little puzzles too, right?
No, this is like a-
The island of Dr. Brain?
Treasurer, that's what I'm thinking of.
Was the island of Dr. Brain?
Is that what I'm thinking of? With the mountain on the- That is what I was thinking. Yes. That is what I'm thinking of. Is the island of Dr. Brain? Is that what I'm thinking of with the mountain on the,
that is what I was thinking.
Yes, that is what I'm thinking.
Currency of chat.
So grossy.
Hey, we did.
Yes.
Island of Dr. Brain.
Okay, thank you.
I'm sorry for the way you called,
but I'm sorry.
My brother might know.
I told you it was like a volcano on the cover
and it was a doctor something.
I said that.
I'm a visual memory person.
Like I could not tell you like things
unless I've seen it.
Even to the rescue thing.
Yes.
And also Julia helped a little bit too.
He's not Julia.
Thank you, Julia and Steven.
So five British friends, that's pretty high, let's say.
Yeah, five.
Well, I feel really, even though I've never heard of the game,
I feel really, I wonder Dr. Brain.
It would have bothered me too much. I knew there was like a doctor or professor heard of the game, I feel really. I wonder Dr. Brain.
It would have bothered me to know.
Yes, I knew there was like a doctor or professor in there,
something you were around.
You were right.
That's it?
Yeah.
I think I still have that on CD RAW.
That was a good game.
I'm like a collector.
That puzzle you showed me on your phone,
look just like.
You look like that?
Yeah, it's just why it triggered that memory.
So, incessantly.
Is a doctor brain a pretentious piece of shit?
Let's Google it.
I don't know.
I'm not actually Google it.
Don't go don't use Ask.com.
Ever since Jeaves went away,
they have no idea where anything is, they can't find it.
It's just a mess over there.
I got this water bottle.
Oh, sorry about that. What's going on with that?
Gavin, I think you know what this is.
It's the light on the bottle.
It has a UV light that essentially like gets or was it like neutralizes the bacteria in
the water.
Yeah, it kills the bacteria.
Is that a USB port at the top?
Yep.
Or a USB, but it's a whatever that is the kind of micro USB.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, where you press the button and it like sends the UV light through
the bottle. Mm hmm. And like kills the bacteria in your water. It's amazing. I hate washing
water bottles. And so I don't have to. I use one of those and I never touch it on my mouth.
I just pour it into my face and you literally never have to wash it. That's really. That's
way smart. I have one that I can put in my dishwasher.
Oh, that's good.
That, finally.
But this is nice too because I tend to leave water
by my bedside and not want to change the cup
every single night.
So this I just go, ding.
You just be like me with a thousand containers
all over my house.
Oh yeah.
And any given moment, there is a bottle
with some sort of water in it.
How many cups do you have on your desk at this very moment at home?
Why would you out me like that?
Because I feel like you might very much the same.
3.5?
I think I have like six cups on my desk at home, right?
3.5 and I cleaned up yesterday.
Yeah, but if you have that, what do you have cups?
Well now I don't.
But I guess not just cups, but also dishes.
I was just like, I have a coffee cup, I also dishes. I was like, I have a coffee cup,
I have a glass for my water, I had a bowl
because I brought cereal up to my desk.
Whole bunch of stuff.
I can't do that, I need, this pisses me off.
Too cluttered, you need to get your ass.
Yeah, I'm trying to edit and there's just like,
my elbow is that knocking into cereal bowls,
pisses me right off.
Cut to imagery of Gavin's desk
and the achievement are off.
It is for the past.
Because everyone treats it like they're bin.
And including you.
Who am I going to be?
What?
A trash?
Yeah.
No, like the trash can.
Okay.
Bin.
The treat my desk.
They just leave cups on it.
So it's like, why am I going to clear up my stuff from my desk?
If everyone else is stuff. It's like, why am I gonna clear up my stuff from my desk if everyone else is stuff.
It's like a bag of dog shit.
I'm gonna say you're bad on my ears.
There it is.
No one leaves a bag of dog shit on this.
I don't keep food or drink containers on my desk at home,
but I just have a ton of shit all over that desk.
It's like papers and stuff.
Like papers and things that I need and different mice
and just like, it's a fucking madhouse.
I need to go through and just like,
take it all apart, throw everything away or like organize it
and just like put it all back together and start over.
What's your cable management like on your desk?
When I set it up at the start of pandemic,
it was all beautiful, like zip tied and neat.
But then the problem is, you're like,
oh, I need to add this one thing.
Yep, yep.
I won't buy it as a panic, it's just one thing.
It's like, oh, but I need to put this thing now.
And it's like, and now it's all just a fucking rat nest.
I was so excited to gut my home set up
from all the at home recordings.
And then the second I did that, they were like,
all right, you're on Survive Block Island too.
You have to record from home, it's like, shit.
Yeah, I just came here and did it.
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You see what guests you have either family visit sometimes
Sometimes like in laws and whatnot. Yeah
Who would you let stay in your guest room from work nobody?
No, anyone
Say all the Austin
What am you what am I house burned down? Yeah, what okay?
Yeah, okay, I could see that I could see that
I want to sleep over Okay, maybe. Yeah, okay, I could see that. I'm not going to sleep over. That's too far. We can't know sleep over.
You need to clear an emergency. I'm going to make you feel lots of paper work.
I can play Dr. Bram's. I have the CD wrong. I don't even have a CD wrong.
Do I have a CD wrong? I have a CD wrong. I have a CD wrong. Don't worry.
I'll bring it all over. Can the forest do a let's play in Dr.
Brain's stupid island? Well, there's also Steven just reminded me,
there's also the lost mind of Dr. Brains,
which was another game I used to play.
Oh yeah, I saw it was on the last game.
I want to find those games and play them.
Like last year, I bought a CD box set anthology of music.
I was like, oh, I'm really excited to listen.
I don't know on a CD drive.
And I was like, oh my goodness.
How am I going to listen to the CD?
Could you Xbox?
And your call session? Well, I found an old laptop I had. How am I gonna listen to the CD? Could you Xbox?
Your Xbox?
Xbox?
What, I found an old laptop I had in a box
that still had a CD drive, so I ripped it all.
Blow, dust it off.
Yeah, everything is just so digital now.
Yeah, it's like a whole meter.
What a, like, there used to be the future,
it used to be so cool, and now it's like,
ah, antiquated tech, physical media,
on an optical drive, so slow.
In this day and age.
I like it.
Am I allowed to read my, one of my core responses,
like it's me.
I'm dying to know.
This is my favorite pastime.
I used to really like, I used to screen shop for it
on my IG story every day, one of my favorite ones.
So this one is random. It says, an insect has been trapped in my side table for almost two years. It makes grinding
noises occasionally, but how is it surviving without water? I just don't understand. I get joy
from the questions. I go, we should have a show called The Legend of Korra.
And it's just you reading your Korra responses,
trying to get through them with a straight face.
Yeah, I mean, we can recreate their million dollars
butt style, or we've dressed someone up like a bug
and they're like, yeah, you're like,
for those crime shows,
where it shows the full reenactment of the scenario.
And it's like, I'm so thirsty.
I haven't had a dream in two years.
So you just read like
the mailing list stuff. Yeah, like, it's really funny to me. I don't know. A teacher docked half
off marks from my 14 year old niece's science exam because she misspelled chlorophyll,
bringing her told a doubt to a 99.5. What do teachers think of this? Then the guy goes,
I once flunked a lawsuit, it's a critical procedure.
Answer for spilling the word warrant on a search and seizure issue wrong.
I explained to her dot dot dot.
And I was like, why do I need to know more?
And now, what did you man explain about it?
Why do I need to know?
Well, I mean, I guess it makes sense.
You can't spell the word warrant wrong if it's a search and seizure.
And also if you're like a lawyer, if you're like,
right.
I was just like, it's just so fascinating.
I was like, you asked the internet and there are community.
Like, what do the core teachers think about this?
What, I don't know who's on here.
I need to know the demographic that actually uses it.
It's boomers.
It's boomers.
I get it, right?
And I kind of love it.
Like, it'll be anime questions and I'm like,
there's gotta be, there's gotta be someone
who is just sitting there only digesting this information,
waiting for their opportunity to be like,
here's all my knowledge.
This is the thing I know about.
Yeah, I'm a professor of so and so.
Do you think you're the youngest person on that?
On here?
On Cora, like reading it.
It's very possible.
Maybe.
I feel like there's some teens on there
be asking very like Yahoo answers questions. Like how do you make
Babby? Yeah. Am I how are they formed? How does one be
progeninant?
progeninant?
You've never seen the
the pregnant the proud is Babby's
form.
One of my favorites. Definitely one of those favorite internet memes. It's
it's an oldie. It's a goodie.
It is.
Let's go and wrap this up.
Okay.
Let's do a post show.
All right.
Thanks everyone for watching.
We'll be back next week.
Yeah.
We'll be back next week with another live episode.
Every week, man.
I'm not sure.
Like, if it's live or not.
We'll be back.
We'll be talking about dogs shit next week.
We're going to depends.
We're going to find out hopefully the resolution of what's going on with your dog shit.
No, hasn't been picked up.
We're going to buy some gloves.
All right.
See you guys.
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