Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Wears 64 Pieces of Clothing - #697

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

Join Eric Baudour, Kayla Milton, Tim TPG Goessling, and Gavin Free as they talk about paying off a F**kface bet, TPG origins, ambuLAnce, food at the movies, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsor...ed by Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/roosterteeth), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/rooster), and Helix Sleep (http://helixsleep.com/rooster). Rooster Teeth Digital Creator Program: http://bit.ly/DigitalCreatorsProgram Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:48 And I'm Eric. Guys, this is a very different episode of the podcast. A lot's going on. It looks like a dorm in here. This is awesome. This is this was not asked for. No one asked for this. Just did it. Broadcast just did this. It's called the trip so you could come right out to the game. Yeah. So there's a lot happening. We wanted to get, I messaged Gus about a week and a half ago and I said, hey, can I program one podcast coming up very soon? I want to get TPG on.
Starting point is 00:01:17 So we got TPG here. This is who Gavin and myself go with to go see like Fast and Furious movies. So we saw ambulance. However, this is also the podcast where Gavin has to pay up on the bet where he lost to Andrew Panton has to wear 64 pieces of clothing. Gavin thoughts? Well, I'm glad it's on the same one as the one time we're going to be on with TPG. Right.
Starting point is 00:01:37 This is very much like that time we did 40X in it. This is just like 40X. It's just like at the end. I will say we saw 40X. we had the premium seats, dude. We did, we did like those poor people in the front row, you know? I didn't want to say anything. You could say bastard.
Starting point is 00:01:51 I didn't want to say, you know, I don't know. The thing about 40X is that if you're in the first two rows, it looks like this, but you can't see the movie. The movie's being projected onto the smoke, and then you just live in it. You don't like the smell, do you? No, I love the smell. You have to talk right into that microphone, because it's hot, no. I love the smell, I'm just being inhaling all of it. You don't like the smell, do you? No, I love the smell. You have to talk right into that microphone.
Starting point is 00:02:05 I love the smell, I'm just being inhaling all of it. Hell yeah, that's awesome. Well, welcome to the show. What a seven. All right, Gavin's at 27. He has 64 pieces that he has to wear. And he has said many times on fuckface that it's mostly ties.
Starting point is 00:02:19 It's a lot of ties. Why are you going all in on the ties, man? Why don't you like like layer layering a couple t-shirts? I thought it'd be easier. How's that going? It was not. I got a little life question for you, bro. How did you learn how to tie a tie?
Starting point is 00:02:35 I went to school, had a little uniform. Really? Went to work at weight troves, had a tie there. What? Weight troves? Yeah, tie a rope. People kept tugging on it though, like, yanking it, making it small. So I adopted the clip on, after a while. Just on them.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Why were people tug- Who's tugging on your tie? And keep it a grapefruit. You know? Give it a four. All right. I don't know, people just yank up people's ties sometimes. Is that not happened to everyone?
Starting point is 00:03:01 Is that the UK thing? It's not right. I'm always fascinated by... I'm always fascinated by Thai culture, dude, because I feel like I started with off with Clip Ons. And I thought that was actually how Thai has worked. And then I like, you thought Thai has worked by clipping on? I mean, like, when I was a kid, I'm like, get the clip on, you know?
Starting point is 00:03:17 And then, but then I actually learned how to tie a tie, one not only. And then as I got a little bit older, I realized there's a whole culture around it. Double Windsor, full Windsor, like, triple loop. There's like big different types of knots. The knots look different. What tie method are you going to use in here? I'm going for the box standard, the school one that I learned when I was about five. Do you ever dabble with other knots? No, you go around twice.
Starting point is 00:03:41 This is terrible. Audio, by the way, I'm not even. It's a double Windsor. See, Mike knows. This is a culture Oh, dear, by the way, I'm not even. That's a double winch. Yeah. See, Mike knows. That's a cultured man. When you get into full wins. Uh, bow. Oh, self-tied bow.
Starting point is 00:03:53 No, I can't, no, no, I can't, I can't ever wear a bow tie. I think I have too much of a look that if I wore a bow tie, it would be like a little too like Tucker Carlson. Yeah, that would be pretty like. Yeah, he's like co-opted the bowtie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I thought he stopped wearing him. I thought he wanted to be a little taken seriously
Starting point is 00:04:09 as a journalist, so he stopped wearing him. Mm-hmm. Because he doesn't want to look like hungry meal. What's the hunger man meal? Daddy's special little boy. He was daddy's special little boy. He was a hunger man meal fortune. He doesn't want to look like that anymore.
Starting point is 00:04:22 So he started wearing full length adult boy ties. Oh, you think they're clunky ties or not? Like him, I don't think he's rocking the skinny tie. No, no, he's never listened to Green Day. You're like, trip me out. When I would see those ties that have a flat bottom. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What is going on with that?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Oh, look at this. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, you know, like you stood the same question. The standard thing, and then you have like the weird, also a fan of like the swing dancer like big big old big old boy, Steve Harvey tie. Yeah, the tie that like looks like it belongs on a cartoon wolf. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say both the square tie and the big tie remind you like a horny cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's something about horny cartoon wolf culture that is it's permanent. It's non-standard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely like Zoot suits are no longer in however for horny cartoon cartoon wolves forever. You know what I mean? And Steve Harvey. It's Steve Harvey.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Horny cartoon wolves and Steve Harvey were very similar. What are you guys watching? Where there's like a horny cartoon wolf? What do you mean? He's got he sees like a lady on the stage in the room. And he goes, he goes out, his eyes go huge and then he gets himself to speak. And he goes, yeah. Yeah. Well, he cartoon wolf status, bro. Dude, I'll be honest, I grew up without TV. So like, I like this whole like piece of culture, you know?
Starting point is 00:05:37 Is that a piece of TV trivia that you were expecting, Gavin? I had no idea about this. Yeah, wild bro. Well, I should say, like, I'm a little asterisk on there. I had a TV starting this. Yeah, wild bro. Well, I should say, I have a little little asterisk on there. I had a TV starting freshman year high school. That's insane. That's insane. We're the same age.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Didn't dabble with rug rats or any of these things, dude. How are you so like, you're probably like the most pop culture like plugged in dude that I know. How what happened? I have just like an overload. I had this like, this big gap, you know, like I, as I said, a lot of people care about Doug. Oh, right, right.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Right, right. You know, you missed it. No context. Right. So I got nothing, but yeah, I was pretty savage. My parents, like, they weren't like, let it's or anything, they just didn't want the TV. Okay, I will say though, pioneering.
Starting point is 00:06:24 We did have a VCR. See, that was my follow-up. I was like, did you have a VCR? So we, we would actually OG rent the VCR from Blockbuster. What? What? You would rent the VCR from Blockbuster. Okay, when VCRs came out, they were like $1,000. Yeah, but we're the same age and they work that expensive when we were kids. Like, it's a piece, I don't think it was like a money thing. It was just like, they want to be reading books, dude. They want to be my nose and token. They wanted me to get in the CS Lewis. You know, they didn't want me just like ripping on episodes of Ren and Stimpy or whatever, like insane shit that was, which I understand I totally get. But again, you're like the most movie like
Starting point is 00:07:01 plugged in dude that I you call Godfather G1 Well to movies is a different piece because if you only have a vcr and you have to rent it That means that you have so much more intent about what you watch okay? So that means like when you're going to the store you're going to blockbuster you look at all these movies You really got to pick some dope shit You can't be like oh let's go home with like mechrator 57, you know like right right? We're gonna go home and we are going to watch the OG Space Invaders. Right, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:07:29 You gotta make something happen. Hey, Gavin, what number yet? Oh, God. Boy, two. Yeah, we're making it. Gavin is at 42 and he's getting there. I found him a lot of Hawaiian shirts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I thought that Hawaiian shirts would be the way, like that's like the jam. It just felt like with, I knew he was gonna do a lot of ties. And then I figured something that he could drape over without closing would be like, you a Hawaiian shirt guy? No, I don't think so. I don't own any, you think so?
Starting point is 00:07:54 Mustache, yeah. Also, Gavin's got like a c'thulu beard, like the deed from Pirates of the Caribbean, where it's like tentacles, but it's all ties. It's all, oh, you have like a scarf, like of the Caribbean where it's like tentacles, but it's all tied. It's all here Oh, you have like a scarf like a sparkle scarf. That's fun. That little tie in the front is doing a lot of I know it's so sweet energy tie dude. Yeah, that day We talked about it. We will that they do it. Yes, it's
Starting point is 00:08:18 It's amazing. Um Gavin. Do you want to explain the bet that you lost with Andrew? Um, what was I saw it bet Andrew couldn't beat Donkey Kong 64. Right. In 20. I think it was like 30 hours or so. You gave him some hours. Yeah, he quoted some amount of time that was like, this is how it takes to beat Donkey Kong 64.
Starting point is 00:08:38 And I think he just massively overquoted, so I would give him some really easy target. Yeah, because he did it in like 15 hours or so. Well, it is like the first bet he's won the in like the 100 episodes of our show. So you know He gone 64 superior to Mario 64. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't he gone 64 is a I would say bad game really Yeah, it's not very good. It is slow by like now standards Yeah, definitely and even by then standards you're just like oh come on it drags We tried to we did a we did a hard mode back game
Starting point is 00:09:06 where we tried to do the first level, no bananas. Very hard. There's three bananas off that. You can't just walk over. And you can't just jump over. You have to roll jump. So it's a very high barrier to entry of that challenge. Truly a hard mode.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Yeah. I know nothing about this game, but I have one crucial question. Yeah, it's up bananas Does the soundtrack slap oh, yeah, it's got the DK rap at the top you want to talk right into that microphone to make sure it gets you Okay, cool. I just want to make sure that you're getting it really From it I want to make sure you got the DK. Oh my god. I'm just saying DK rap probably the best video game rap song really yeah, it's pretty about the underwater
Starting point is 00:09:48 Was there an underwater little? Like in the super Nintendo one the underwater music is so alive But totally different totally different. This is this is one where they talk about what all of the different monkeys do Yeah, and then they make fun a lanky Kong like they just like go in on like they don't go like they just like They're like this guy has no grace. He looks like a fucking idiot. Yeah, they're like like this. Kong has a funky like has like a funny face and everyone else has guns and this flips and shit.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah, like he calls no bitches. Yeah, wait, so is there any crossover with Banjo Kazooie? It's made by rare, but that's the only crossover. There's no Easter eggs. There's no more. I don't know. I don't think there's any lore. Damn.
Starting point is 00:10:24 There's lore, I think with Banjo Kazooie in the war. No, no, there is. Because Banger, Kazooie crosses over into Diddy Kong racing, which is Diddy Kong, which crosses back over in a Donkey Kong. So that is the cr... But that's also where conquer from conquer's bad free day comes from. So welcome to the podcast where we're talking about Nintendo 64 games that I welcome the Dcast. Yeah, this is true story. What? No, like you can't. Does anyone pen a touch? Oh, you've been off camera. Nicholas is also helping. That's very good. Good. Great, bro. Yeah. We got to find a Margaritaville after that. Let's go. Wasted away again. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Nicholas, if you had to guess how many clothing items
Starting point is 00:11:05 do you think he's up to? We said 22, a little bit. Yeah. Nicholas is saying 55. I think that's regulation. I like it. All right, Gavin, you're getting close. Don't forget.
Starting point is 00:11:19 You have one crucial item that you have. You're going to lost. Yeah, that's going on. That's a good item, too. That's a great idea. I have a jab on with hats, Gav. I would definitely see. Oh, I didn't bring any hats. There's only one lost. Yeah, that's going on. That's a good item too. That's a great idea. I started jabbing with hats, guys. I would definitely see. Oh, I didn't bring any hats.
Starting point is 00:11:28 There's only one hat. Yeah. You'll see. Oh, good. Wait, what number are you at? 55. 55. 556.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah. Are you here? No, you said you have something guess. Not what is he at? Oh, he doesn't know what he's at. What is that? He lost count. That's why I had to ask Nicholas
Starting point is 00:11:46 That's I wasn't just asking Nicholas. I thought you were doing look at how close you Nick yet no absolutely not I was saying Nicholas help me You have to save the segment why do we have so many Hawaiian shirts? Wait, you know, that's a great question Gams is a huge state He's rich then what do you think you're up to? You know? Oh, what did you say 70? What is the objective? What's the goal? Somewhere around 40 or 50. I forgot which like starting number I was. Oh my god. I think he's there bro. I think five more.
Starting point is 00:12:23 I think he's got about five more in there. Let's go. Go with the shorts. Are you trying to, are you trying to show like short lists or what? He does have eight pairs of shorts. That's a lot of shorts, but it's mostly a lot of ties. It's chubby is one pair of shorts or two. Oh, we talked about this.
Starting point is 00:12:41 I think it's like, because I had a whole argument about socks. I felt like one sock was one sock. Okay. And then it was like two socks is a pair and it's a whole thing. But you only knew one sock. But I had just a whole thing. Don't worry about it. They said one socks, one sock, two socks a pair.
Starting point is 00:12:54 You keep your socks sorted? What? You sort your socks, bro? No, I put them in a drawer and then I start grabbing socks. You got loose socks. Yeah. You sort your shoes? So I used to be like a snatching grab.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Like I had all black socks and the same brand kept the same cut. But then I got in the like meandy socks. So now I have like individual socks for my socks and meandies. And it looks, it's very, yeah, it looks sick. So great buddy. Yeah. So this is the only day I haven't worn meandy socks.
Starting point is 00:13:19 I feel like I could become a sock pioneer dude. Yeah. I found us. Oh, here we go. All right, here, okay. He's up to say hey Barbara How do you think this looks good? Thank you. Gavin's up to 63 pieces of clothing. What's the goal? Barbara, you be my reporter and help and thank you very much. This is already on to you. Okay cool. Okay, so Gavin's up to 63 pieces of clothing And we're gonna go with 64 hang on that's that's the tie which is part that's not gonna fit
Starting point is 00:13:43 Surely that's not gonna fit. Surely, that's not gonna fit. It might. Oh wow, that's okay. So now, the final piece, this is what Andrew Pantin has chosen that Gavin will wear. And Gavin's, oh my God. No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? Where is the hole?
Starting point is 00:14:02 Is it a mess? It's a hat. What can't see? Is it a mask? It's a hat. Is that what you have to tug it back? That's a bill. That's the bill of the hat. Oh, I thought it was a mask. I thought it looked fresh. I thought I was going to wear it. Come on, bro. Barbara, how are you feeling about the 64 pieces? Is this 64? Are we done? Well, more or less. He lost count around 40. Nicholas started taking guesses. Do you want me to, do you want me to try to count them? That's a sheer impossibility. But yes, please do. Good luck. He's also just no, I'm wearing two backwards eight prints. I saw him, I saw him pick something
Starting point is 00:14:36 up and then be like, no, not for me. Yeah, you're fascinated because look at much stuff. The ties are loader possible. Yeah. It's possible. It's possible. It's going on. And he tied the, by the the way he tied them all. Yeah, they're not like just put on. No, he tied the ties. So, pressive tying. How many how many shorts are you wearing? Oh boy, Jesus. This is why did we pay off this bet on the show? We have a guest in office today and and she speed ran an HR call. That's right.
Starting point is 00:15:07 Six, seven. OK. Eight. Uh-huh. I'm like, make sure it doesn't get. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, good dude or nine with the box nine and nine shorts 10 boxes okay so 10 this is this is I mean I don't know if it's 60 you better put on my two more things just for good matter yeah you should put on a couple of things just in case yeah what while he does that I have a question for Barbara do you have a theory why there's so many Hawaiian shirts in this big these boxes? Mr. T. vet?
Starting point is 00:15:45 Um, I honestly have no idea. I didn't realize we had such a need for Hawaiian shirts here. Apparently. Um, although I know that Gus really likes Hawaiian shirts, so maybe he's had like an influence on our wardrobe department. You think that he likes Hawaiian shirts so much that they keep them stocked? Yeah. Okay. Gus, who I don't think I've ever seen wear a Hawaiian shirt It's donated them. No, I think it was like a panty thing. He got
Starting point is 00:16:08 Put down it into the Hawaiian Yeah, really yeah, I see Hawaiian shirt Tiki drinks. They're like adjacent, you know what I mean? You know, I think that's I think that's You think you're 64? Ladies and gentlemen 64 pieces of clothing on Gavin free Wow Really incredible what a look dude. Yeah, those leggings did the job. Yeah, well 64 pieces of clothing on Gavin free. Wow. Really incredible. Quite a look, dude.
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Starting point is 00:21:50 Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors Can someone get Gavin a what are you roasted in there? Yeah, dude are you happy Andrew? You son of a bitch? I'm just taking a couple of quick picks. You look like a garbage monster from a kids movie. Is this the crossover you wanted? Oh my God. How you doing? Pretty good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I got to be honest, dude. You look very Coachella-esque. This is the best down. Yeah. This is kind of a, okay. You're a rave. You're about to go roll somewhere in the middle of the desert. You're on your, you're just going broke.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Take me to doja cat. Yeah. Did you see that? She brought back the Taco Bell Mexican pizza. Yeah, the Mexican pizza. So like they, the doja meal, she's like, hey, I brought back the Mexican pizza and it's coming back on sale on like the 19th of May.
Starting point is 00:22:41 And it's like, I mean, it's just the easiest collaboration. I've never had one before. No've had one. I've had one. Food item from history. Would you like to bring back? Boy, it's a tough call. Oh, the Wendy's pretzel pub bacon cheeseburger. Okay. Because it was probably the best thing I've ever had at Wendy's. And they took it away. And they replaced it with garbage. There was this line. Wendy fell off.
Starting point is 00:23:05 There's this line king ice cream. That was like Timon and Pumba and it had like gummy bugs in it. Oh nice. Oh, that was sick. Thanks, man. I'm going to be able to. You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 00:23:18 You got it. You got it. No, no, no, he's got it. See? I did it. Yeah. We need a dropper. We need a hammer. I'm going to be able it. I did it. Yeah. Yeah. We need a dropper.
Starting point is 00:23:27 We need a hamster. A little hamster water. A little hamster water. A little hamster water. A little hamster water. Dude, Tipe G and I went out for a feb's the other night. Yeah, that was still nice. We played a bit of Mario Kart.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Oh! I completely forgot how to make the car accelerate, dude. It was very, in my youth, dude, I had it like perfectly time from the rockabooce and then this started and I was just like go, like what do we do it, why not go? You play on the switch? No, we played on an old school lunch. Oh, okay, I was like,
Starting point is 00:23:53 the switch one has auto go, like it goes where it really? Yeah, they have all the thing where you can play with kids. Yeah, you can turn it off, but it's like default on. Gotcha. Yeah. I did have a food item I wanna bring back though. Oh, what is it? You thought about this. So I grew up in Boston and there's a place called
Starting point is 00:24:08 Friendly's. I heard of Friendly's ice cream, chain, whatever. Okay. They had this thing, the watermelon roll. So sick. The watermelon. Yes. Okay. I'll describe it to you. Maybe it maybe it exists still. But so picture like a half logs like this long. Top the green of a watermelon got it lime sherbert, right? Then you work down to the next level white lemon sherbert, okay? Then you get into the the meat the watermelon meat watermelon sherbert. Yeah, yeah Chocolate chips
Starting point is 00:24:42 So you would this thing would come in a big box Then you would just like cut slices of it and you would just this thing would come in a big box, then you would just like cut slices of it. And you would just eat this sherbert, it's like a cream cake, but it's just sherbert. Yes, yeah, it's incredible. It's, um, yeah, it looks incredible. Yeah, that's it. That's actually like, that, okay, that looks better than I thought it would. It will no, that's not the picture of what it looks like. Oh, never mind. That looks worse than I thought. I could be like homemade man. That's his friendlies water My little like the land of cookie-pussed and stuff though like isn't
Starting point is 00:25:09 Carvelle like Carvelle. Carvelle isn't that like a thing out there. Yeah, we a lot of dairy queen Well dairy queen love dairy queen. Oh, yeah, it was never a blizzard guy though. What why? Slush kid dude for sure No from dairy queen Yeah, have you ever gotten that from Dairy Queen? No, this is like my girlfriend, she was like, I was like, oh man, you know what has a good, what has surprisingly good ice cream, or soft serve, she was like, I don't know Dairy Queen and I was like, a place that's not known for its ice cream.
Starting point is 00:25:37 And she was like, well, they have burgers. You never got a burger. And I was like, who's going to Dairy Queen for the burgers? Anyway, yeah, no, it's some, why would you get a slushy at dairy queen? It's not dairy. I'm watching Gavin just stare straight ahead. I was wondering about this because I didn't know if like ice cream culture exists in England, you know?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Oh yeah, we got ice cream. But like, is there like a thing where you like go out, you know, ride your bike to the DQ, spend all your lunch money on the ice cream. Oh, so you guys have like the ice cream truck and it plays a little ditty? Is it a play the race song? How does that one go?
Starting point is 00:26:05 No, you get like a 99, like a wippy with a flake in it. What the fuck did you just say? What did you say? Well, I think it used to be 99p, but I don't think it is an old one. What's a flippy? A wippy, Mr. Wippy. What's that? Google Mr. Wippy with a flake.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Is this one of those ways to make English characters? Like, this is. So here, let me tell you about Fuckface that just happened on this fucking show. We're Gavin just introduced Bovril to the show, and I'm furious. What is it? You know what Bovril is?
Starting point is 00:26:33 It's a thing. It's like beef broth, but a drink. Yeah, it's like meat paste. Yeah, you can. That's what he's talking about. Yeah, that's just an ice cream cone. With a Kit Kat. Yeah. No, it's a flake. Or what is, with a Kit Kat. Yeah, it's a flake or what is it?
Starting point is 00:26:46 It looks like bar the flake looks like a this if you took peeled the chocolate off a Swiss roll. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's gross kind of good gross Oh, the flake is the crumbliest food item on the planet Yeah, it comes in like yellow. I can't eat chocolate on the feet on the I feel like we could have a crumble off and a flake would win. Oh, wow. There are always like 200 crumbs. Wow. It looks mushy.
Starting point is 00:27:09 So mushy. Huh. I have a question from last week's or the week, I don't know. So Gavin, you're British. Is there a special word for Tater Tot? Ooh. I'm not sure I ever had a tot when I lived there. Why, what do you know?
Starting point is 00:27:26 Well, we were googling it. Because first of all, Chris said the insane thing that the tater tot is a french fry. Yeah, he's dumb, don't worry. Wrong. But we were googling it and they were like, What are they called like infants? No, or Rida has the, like, they've trademarked tater tot.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. So there's like a British version called like, in oven crumbly. Oh, oven crumbly. Oh a British version called like an oven crumbly. Oh oven, oven, oven crispy, oven crumbly. I would, I'd get involved with some oven crumbly. Getting involved. And there was, there was another one that was even more rotted, but they called it like like the like Britain's favorite knobby snack or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, and it was just like, well, that's not, come come on It's like an oven crispy. Don't do that my my jam when I was a kid was turkey dinosaurs What the shit what's turkey? Is that like chicken nuggets? Yeah, they're saying the dinosaurs, but you said turkey
Starting point is 00:28:15 They're turkey. Yeah, are they breaded? Yeah, oh, and they're turkey. Oh, yeah, I've never thought about a turkey nugget You know what they're still around I think they were immensely unhealthy I can confirm they are still around. I think they were immensely unhealthy. I can confirm they are still around. My kids eat them, dude. Turkey does. No, I don't know about turkey, but chicken for sure. Oh, the chicken dinosaur.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Yeah, but these are turkey. Yeah, I've never thought about a turkey nugget. What else can we nugget that we aren't nuggeting right now? We should nugget more things. Yeah, what else can we get pork? It's just deep frying, right? Well, no, because you have to... Is it shooting and shooting?
Starting point is 00:28:43 Yeah, yeah, it's like you have to like process it and stuff. Do you know about pork scratchings? No, oven crunchies. Is that a, is that a, is that a, is that like a, like a pork grind? A pork grind? I can't see you.
Starting point is 00:28:54 Is that like the fried skin bit of a pork? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A pork grind, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's your own. She's your own. Yeah, all cultures have fried pork. They do.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Everyone has the pig and we eat the hell out. Yeah, it's so good Everyone just decided to kill the pig. Yeah, I had incredible ham yesterday, dude Great Easter ham do I and I had kind of like ham trauma So I did take go back and do it like wait wait wait so strong you had ham trauma. Yes. What does that mean? Yeah? So I have two brothers, right? All older than me, okay And my parents would make just like a big boy ham on Sundays like a real thick one and No TV giant ham. We would basically like the ham would have cherries It would have whatever those cloves, you know, clums. Yeah, uh-huh. Those do those things You put them in anything make your fingers hurt dudes like you have paid to eat
Starting point is 00:29:43 Wow, and then pineapples of course of course and You put them in anything, make your fingers hurt dude. It's like, yeah, pay to eat dude. Pain to eat, you know what I mean? And then pineapple's of course, of course. And whatever we didn't eat of the big boy ham on a Sunday just lasted the whole week for a leftover dude. So by the time we got to like Wednesday, we were crushing like ham with pasta. Was that some rank ham at that point?
Starting point is 00:29:59 Or was it the key point? Well, the goal would be to eat as much ham as possible on Sunday. So like if you knew it was ham, you're like, it's cool being like, so basically on Sunday, you're trying to eat the ham of Wednesday's pasta. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:13 I've been like, push yourself, Joe, come on, we'll put this down. We're like, I don't want pasta. You know how about ham? You don't have, you know the ham was on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom's just making stuff up in the kitchen. Was this like a weekly ham? No, it was like, happened like once a month, but like when the ham hit the table on yeah. Mom's just making stuff up in the kitchen. Was this like a weekly ham? No, it was like happened like once a month,
Starting point is 00:30:27 but like when the ham hit the table on Sunday. You look mostly ham. It's crazy. You knew it was going down. I sound so ungrateful now. I love my parents, you know. There's like a feeling bad. You're parents sound cool.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I mean, this sounds great. I can only think of three holiday, or three times a year where I eat like a honey baked ham. It's like Easter, maybe Thanksgiving and Christmas. That's it. Is Hammond Easter thing? Yeah. I think Hammond is Easter.
Starting point is 00:30:48 It's like like a pot roast in the ham. We can't eat the ham. So we do the ham. Yeah. Some people do lamb. Some people do lamb. That's second end. I'm not really a lamb guy.
Starting point is 00:30:57 I'm like, I've had it, but I can't remember it. Is it too gamey? You know, no, it's good though. Goat, that's better. No, I'm about goat. Goat, goat, lamb and goat, a great goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, goat, you know, just all eight. But they don't do that with chicken. We don't do that with chicken. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. A cow.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Baby chickens are dog food. They're just, that's true. No, but like chicken is a crime. But like there's not like a term, like, Ville is big, is like the baby cow, and then there's the cow we eat the beef, right? But like, the lamb and then cheap mutton. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Chicken is just, well, chicken. We don't eat the, what do we eat the dog food? Then chicken. What about Cornish goodness? well, that's a full grown That's that's a different thing. It's a different bird. Yeah, it's a different. Yeah, they're just small. You're a quail guy Are you a coil man? Hey, hey Tim you fuck with quail. I'm not I think I've ever had quail I'm about the egg What about what about a hipster quail egg on a piece of food that you didn't know you're a avocado toast. Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:32:03 Don't know dude. I don't know, dude. That's all, that's all, that's all, something I feel like that's like a real thing. You could get very deep in that different eggs of birth. Have you ever had an aged duck egg? Like, crack like the balloon thing? It's like, you can get them at like Asian birds a lot. Like you can get them at each one.
Starting point is 00:32:19 And it's like, it's like, it's like, it's called like a thousand year old egg. You just like an aged duck egg. Yeah, the balloon is the fetus. The balloon is old egg. You use it like an age duck egg. The blue is the fetus. The blue is really something. What is it? It's a fertilized egg. Yep.
Starting point is 00:32:30 And right before the egg hatches, they boil it. Yep. And then you eat it. Who's the, is this your pan thing? No, it's the scorpion. Do you slurp it? Do you slurp it? Or is it chewy?
Starting point is 00:32:41 How's it eaten? You just eat it like a boiled egg. It's that discot. Is she kidding? Yeah. That's enough and crunchy.? You just eat it like a boiled egg. It's that discot. Is she kidding? Yeah. That's enough and crunchy. Wow. You ate it.
Starting point is 00:32:48 A lot of different ways to eat eggs. A lot of it, you know what? Never thought about different bird eggs like this. What other bird eggs can we get into? I don't know. Well, we've seen Austria. Oh, the Austrian egg. We made an Austrian egg omelette one time on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Aren't they gross? No, it was fine. It was just like, it was like an intense egg. It's a very hot shell. I think that someone's trying to smack it on the head. I remember, right? I don't remember. Maybe. Ostrages are fucking terrifying.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah. We've got dinosaurs. Yeah, that's just a rockster, yeah. Grackles and ostriches are both like if dinosaurs were now. Would you either crackle or it's egg? I think if you ate a crackle, you would be cursed and then they would like come for you. I have like no doubt, yeah, that's like bad oldman stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I just think, I don't think you would be cursed. I think if you ate a crackle, you would like come for you. I have like no doubt, yeah, that's like bad old man stuff. I just think I don't think you would be cursed. I think if you ate a crackle, you would like die because crackle was just feet off of Austin grounds. Yes. So it'd be like, okay, you can have one crackle and it's like it only had torches. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I watched crackle days like gays. I watched a crackle eat, have a feast, you know, have an ashtray. I don't know what it was eatin' but don't think it was eatin' cigarette. Where was that at? It was scoffin'. I think it was a torches. It was a cigarette. Where was that it was scoffing? I do the torches
Starting point is 00:33:46 The torches is always I remember I was like my first week here and we all took me the torches and like we ate as like a team and you know they have like Like you just like kind of people come and get the bins off of the little plastic things and we got up and a swarm of grackles They don't yeah, they don't like no hesitation of the little plastic things, and we got up and a swarm of grackles descended on the table as soon as we walked away. They don't like no hesitation. They're like, they're like dogs, where like if you leave, you're rude,
Starting point is 00:34:11 and they just go up. I just realized something crazy about grackles though. Yeah, so when I was in college, I used to go to this D's all the time, and just like crushed chicken nuggets and stuff. Right, and there would just be these fat chickies. Yeah, just like, they look like baseballs. Yeah, and they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:34:24 couldn't fly. They just crushing McDonald's all day. I'm sitting there in the window. Look out, eat my nugs, you know, and see these fat birds. Uh-huh. And then these birds are living their life. Yeah. But I've never seen a fat crackle. No. And these guys, you know, they're like, I go over to the scrap. That's what they're like, they fight. Yeah. I've never seen crackles fighting. They fight all the time. They fight all the time? I was at brunch with Hannah and Meriel, and I saw two Greckles scrapping over a piece of chip, like a tortilla chip. Like, you know when you bite a chip and a piece will just go
Starting point is 00:34:52 and like just away, that happened, they just started fighting each other. That should mean that somebody wins, so it would get fat. No, no, because if you're constantly in like that fight or flight, and they're doing both, they're always fighting. Yeah, they're always fighting and they're always fighting. I like
Starting point is 00:35:06 crackles. Oh, I'm about it. I think there I think there may be like top 10 bird. My favorite bird. Also, I love that they sound like the seagulls from from finding. They are they're crazy. It's top 10 bird. Top 10 bird for sure. Number one bird. No doubt. Wow. Number one with a ball. They're full of cool birds in ATL. I like crackles. We got pigeons. Yeah. You know, Atlanta pigeons in Canadian geese that attack children is a cool Yeah, those those feel pretty universal I'm gonna say I'm not really a geese guy, but Come around on them. I have generational trauma with geese like him and the ham
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yeah, my dad was forbidden from like shooting a goose before he had he'd be for the goose and they were like you can't shoot him And he was like what can I do and they were like, you can't shoot them. And he was like, what can I do? And they were like, you can put up a fence. They like to fly their food or walk to their food. So if you put up a fence, they won't go in there. So they were like, yeah. So you set up a string fence around our yard. And as he was putting in the last steak, a goose just walks over and like ducks under.
Starting point is 00:36:00 Yeah. Eating the grass in front of them. And it's, that's awesome. Haunting. Did you know kangaroos eat grass? What? I watched a video today where a kangaroo like ducks under your face. Yeah. Eating the grass in front of them. And it's, that's awesome. Pond tank. Did you know kangaroos eat grass? What? I watched a video today where a kangaroos eating grass. What did you think they ate?
Starting point is 00:36:12 I guess I never thought about it. On dogs. Yeah, like people. I guess in my head, they had like kind of like a crash bandicoot style diet, whether eating like Wampafruit, which is not a real thing. But I love maybe that's what a kangaroo subsisted on. It was a Wampafruit. Have you ever a real thing. But I love maybe that's what I can't create. I think we're subsisting on.
Starting point is 00:36:26 It was a Wampafruit. Have you ever seen a real Bandicoot? No. What? Bandicoot. Bandicoot is not real. Is it not? What do you think you've seen?
Starting point is 00:36:34 No, that's a real creature. No, it's not. It's a bandicoot. It is a bandicoot. Wait, what is that? Bandicoot's not a real thing. You're full of shit. No, bandicoot's not real.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Hey, am I right? That's like saying, the Wolverine is not real thing. No, Wolverine is a real thing, but a bandicoot's not a real thing. Are you kidding us real? Check the tips. Yes, yes, they are. They should really have a real thing. I don't think a brandicoot's real.
Starting point is 00:36:51 I don't get on this thing. I think it was real. No, it's real. No, it's not. Bandicoot's. No, it's not. It's real. It's real.
Starting point is 00:36:59 It's got an extra. Bandicoot. Yeah. Yep, they're, uh, I don't believe this. No, they're real. Right, pull up picture of Bandicoot. Are they in Australia? They're marsupials. Well, yeah, the made up thing is They're on the warguss marsupials. I don't know. It's it must be a piece nice. It's a bandicoot Let me see. I'm sorry. I'm not wearing denim shorts
Starting point is 00:37:18 It looks like a chinchilla, but like it looks like a fucking rat Here it looks like you're this looks like you're one of your profile picks. This is bullshit. Wait, is it in Australia? Yeah, it's Australia. Yeah, it's a, it's a, yeah, I tell you get it, man, I struggle with Australia a lot, dude.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Bandicoot are a group of more than 20 species of small and medium sized terrestrial. What, largely nocturnal marsupial omnivores in the order of, I'm not gonna say that, parent. Paramelamorphia, Paramelamomorphia. Damn, she really good at that. Do you know the life cycle of marsupials?
Starting point is 00:37:50 I'm sorry, the life cycle? Well, like, you know how a kangaroo has a pouch. Yeah. But it's not just like store its kids. It's like, that's like where it's, yeah, birthed and like hanging out. Yeah, I think the kangaroo innards will just, they can't survive in there very long. So they get born as like a wet. Yeah, I think the kangaroo in it's will just they can't survive in
Starting point is 00:38:05 there very long. So they get born as like a wet slug. Yeah. It's really. They come out and crawl up the outside of the kangaroo and they're getting the patch to continue. And then they over and are and I think it's even more messed up. And I think kangaroos are as fucked up as they are because the mother does not like. No, like they have to make it. And so with that, they're all lower, but like kangaroos are like jack big, big style up top, but they're like leg day animals. Like those are, those are like straight up like lift guys.
Starting point is 00:38:35 So much of the way that kangaroos are like, deer's here. They are, they're there. Like they're dumb as a deer, they stand upright. They're pests and people shoot them because it'll come on like the land. It's their deer. I feel like they're less like deer
Starting point is 00:38:47 and they're more like like a big rat. Like they're not even like, like you can get like, you know, I feel like hunters are like hunting deer. And like, yeah, shut 20 point buck. People are just like, I had a bunch of kangaroo that they should have out back. It's definitely the kind of animal
Starting point is 00:39:03 where like you know when you go back in time and they say like, look, this is like the giant sloth and you're like, well, how did this exist? That's a key area. Kangaroo is the thing that we should see. Are we like, is it a kangaroo? No, I'm saying that those are the things. Kangaroo are giant.
Starting point is 00:39:17 They're like, she's all. Exactly. I'm saying that those are the things that should be extinct and we go like, and this is what a kangaroo was and we go, wow, how did that even exist? That's so crazy. But instead, you're just in like New South Wales and everyone goes like, and this is what a kangaroo was and we go, wow, how did that even exist? That's so crazy. But instead, you're just in like New South Wales and everyone goes, look at this fucking thing,
Starting point is 00:39:29 it's everywhere. It like touches your car window, it takes your life away. I think my favorite thing I read about the kangaroo was that there was once an instance where a man was wearing jeans and got kicked by a kangaroo and it kicked his penis off. It like completely severed it is jeans. Yes, just to get kicked in this. It is skin. Thank you so much for bringing this up.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I too was about to say this. My first experience with kangaroos, like outside of school, there was a kangaroo and Tekken. Yeah, I could take it through. Boxing gloves. So in my mind, I was like, oh, kangaroos can fight. But then I also have heard that they are vicious. They can cut open your guts all smooth
Starting point is 00:40:05 out there. I'm sure it was provoked, but the claws are made for gutting other animals. I also love that you said he was wearing jeans. That was the cause. Like why would you? You know, if you were a cagler, just wait. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:18 This motherfucker wearing the leaps. I mean, excuse me. I couldn't kick my way through a parage. Yeah, exactly. I don't think you have to kick your way through. I think you just have to like, Gailer really likes this. I think you just got to kick really hard, you know?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Like, you go, uh huh. I told you they're leg-dannimals. Yeah, yeah. It also just sounded like you were like, if he was wearing basketball shirts. That's what I was thinking. The pressure just happened. Yeah, it's him.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Yeah. That's what I was showing. It's her. Oh, that's right. Well, this is her from Tek that's the guy. It's her. Oh, that's right. This is her from Tekken 7. That pouch is nasty. Yeah, but he's OG or excuse me, she is OG. Yeah, these are Liz old school like, you know, you play Eddie Gordo in a kangaroo.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Yeah, what about gone that little guy? You have the far, hell yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, it's what I'm talking about. True ogre guy for sure. Dr. Baskone of it. It was the, the metal arm book. King? No, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the,Arm book. King? No, that's the...
Starting point is 00:41:06 That's the... No, that's not Paul. No, Paul's just like a big fighter guy. Jack. Yeah, that's the guy. Yeah, that's the Jack. Yeah, you'll see him it's Sue. That was my guy.
Starting point is 00:41:15 That was one of the good guys. I like Sex Pest-Coded characters. What does that mean? Like a character that's just like, and like it's especially in Japanese video games and media, there's like a sex-pest character. You should just like, sex-pest, like a sexual deviant. And Yoshi Mitsu was one of those.
Starting point is 00:41:31 There was another guy and like the, it's always just like a character who's like, not gay, but like all of their stuff is like this. And they're always a villain. And that's always my favorite character. Oh, Yoshi Mitsu. Is he the one that jumped on the sword? Yes, yeah, yeah, he could probably love that. Oh, and she meant to. Is he the one that jumped on the sword? Yes, yeah, yeah. He could, you could probably love that.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Love that. I mean, a terrible way to go to get sword pogo to death. Yeah, like a kangaroo comes in and kicks your dick off the pogo death by a sword, Tekken style. And then that's your funeral is here, here lies Gavin. He got Tekkened. I have a question for you. You work with TPG. What's the best thing that landed in your calendar from TPG? I feel like I have a, I am I. Oh god. Those are the, we wouldn't solve Joker when it came out team bonding. Team bonding. Also the team just be bonding over Joker. We would go see Joker at 8 a.m.
Starting point is 00:42:21 And it's all about Jack. That's'll reject that. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not treating my team right. I'm sorry, I'm sad Christian, but Nicholas, we gotta go see a movie at 8 a.m. and then go get broke. Okay, a little background here, a little background here, okay. Okay, then I are both DC people. We like comics, right? We just, we like had just,
Starting point is 00:42:40 we got rejected for the RFP, we were sad, right? We were so hyped about the movie. And I was like, this movie's gonna be hype. Yeah, listen, listen. Alamo Drafthouse brunch, underrated as shit. Okay, go in there, it's not that crowded. They got a really good BLT with egg on it.
Starting point is 00:42:58 With egg, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. The brunch. Yeah, you and Lee are excited. Yeah, it's great. You get your little coffee you sit down and you just experience it. The thing was, we thought that Joker was going to be a little more like.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Fun? Like Batman vs Superman. Yeah. That enough joke. Still a pretty good movie, but as a team bonding trip, you know. You know, going into work on the Friday morning, having just seen Joker in the theater and the only other person in the theater was just some dude in a trench Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see it's over from you. Yeah, my god puts you in a weird headspace. Yeah, I might joker
Starting point is 00:43:30 FI you for sure. Yeah, no that guy was definitely there like getting his villain origin story Oh, no, I have a second one though. Yeah, would Kayla left my team. We had our last meal. You know where we went? Hmm her her pick we went to Popeye's, dude. The Popeye's on Cameron. Yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, Cameron. That's so awesome. That's the spot.
Starting point is 00:43:50 That's the spot. They fucked up our whole order. Yeah, yeah, that's the Popeye's on Cameron. None of the soda machines worked. So I was like, oh, that's empty. That's just water. I guess I'll get a Mr. Pib. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:03 These Popeye's a power franchise. Like, what's the deal with that? It is now. I think the chicken sandwich a Mr. Pib. Oh. He's pop by his power franchise. Like, what's the deal with that? It is now. I think the chicken sandwich put them on the map. The chicken sandwich put them on the map. You know what I mean? Like, they were always like low key. And then the chicken sandwich really brought them out.
Starting point is 00:44:13 And now they're like, hey, check it. They're doing something right now that's just like. They're doing the McDonald's thing. They're doing a basket of shrimp. Yeah. And their whole marketing campaign is, we don't even fucking do shrimp. I love it.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I don't know if you want a poboy. Have it. It really is like, what's happening? And they go, I don't know. So what? My favorite things that Popeye says ever done, that Megan the Stallion collab, the Beyonce homecoming inspired swag drop.
Starting point is 00:44:44 That was sick. And just exist on the outskirts of my campus to a point where you had to trek to it. And every time you went there, it was like, it was by like a subway line. So it would just be either no one there or everyone there. And when you were going between classes, you never knew if you were gonna eat that day. It was either, oh, side note, have you ever heard of crispy crunchy chicken?
Starting point is 00:45:08 It's like, what? It's like, crispy cream spin off. No, it is a chicken chain joint that exists mostly inside of gas stations. And it's some of the best chicken I've had in my life. Really? See why I've put there's one on like, on MLK, like, I think so. I think so. Yeah, it's like, they have stores, but they are mostly in gas stations,
Starting point is 00:45:25 and you wanna go to the gas station one, there's like honey butter chicken biscuits, and also just like the best chicken breading I've ever had. Glad you said the B word, dude. Breading? No, biscuit. This is the final frontier. I feel like I go to the restaurants in Austin,
Starting point is 00:45:41 like the Sambuji shit, or like, you know, whatever this gas station to Haunt, if you speak in the chat. Everyone's gonna tell you about the biscuit. Yeah. And I wanna be a connoisseur of biscuits. I appreciate that. You ever dabble with Biscuit?
Starting point is 00:45:56 You know what that is? Yeah, dude. Okay, best chicken pot pie you wanna make, use Biscuit. Biscuit is like, where are we talking about Biscuit on a fricking? You are, yeah. Yeah, it's really so weird. Marricott and Biskwick. Biskwick is like, uh, where are we talking about Biskwick on the front? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:06 It's really so weird. Maricott and Biskwick. Yeah. It's like a, it's like a all-encompassing like baking. Yeah, just that like milk. And you can make biscuits with it. Yeah. There you go.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Where are the best chicken pot pie breading you've ever had? Well, if you want to hear all these conversations and more, come to RTX. It's your life. First through third. Uh, tickets on sale now at this lower third, look at that, and you can scan a QR code and you can buy a ticket and you can come hang out.
Starting point is 00:46:31 TPG, do you think you will be here for RTX? Are you gonna try to track it or what? I have already bought my tickets. Yeah, I booked my hotel, I can't wait. I love RTX, do you have any of them? RTX Pioneer. First time I'm in Metcannon, was that RTX? I was, I was gonna say, I realized we are 45 minutes in
Starting point is 00:46:47 and have not introduced Tim. We've just said like, He said he's Tim. He's Tim. So Tim, Tim, Tim, you want me to do it in true? Yeah, will you? All right. Timothy Paul gets no pressure.
Starting point is 00:46:57 No pressure, he already messed it up. That's not my middle name. Timothy Paul Gensling, I assume. The man, the myth, the legend. He hails from Boston. He then went to California. That's why his accent. So I don't make sense. So I don't make sense.
Starting point is 00:47:09 And then he worked for a full screen and was the only dude at full screen that was in charge of Rupert's for a very long time. Boy, that was a lot of pressure for one man. So what can he do? He hired me. And then we both ran the sales team, integrated marketing team for Ruper Rooster Team. We're about two years until we were then acquired by Warner Media. And then we got on the same team in different, like a different role. And he's still there. He is now escalated to being a seller, which is some big
Starting point is 00:47:38 top dog shit. Oh boy. And he's my favorite person at RT. Thanks, Kay. I feel like a proud dad, dude. Thanks, man. It's so nice. Yeah. He hired me. That's so nice. Yeah, he hired me and speaking of RTX, this is the only reason I'm at I hit Matt Rooster teeth. That's why. Yeah, I once I came to RTX because I was working on the don't swim.
Starting point is 00:47:54 And we did a main state. Yeah, okay. A main state. I got in trouble for God. Yeah, for saying like the wrong thing. Yeah, so I live my whole life in fear saying I'm going to say the wrong speech. Yeah, I was I was on the Apollo gauntlet campaign
Starting point is 00:48:05 And the tick-tock campaign okay, and they had done stuff for RTX and they were like do you want to go? And I was like I've never been to Texas sure and I was like oh this is sick So then when AT&T did a violent corporate takeover of a Turner Turner broadcast And they had a hiring freeze they're like oh, we can't keep you full-time and I was like oh that russier teeth place was cool I'm not gonna get that job. I'm not gonna go to And then a two months later, I was in Texas. That's awesome. That's fantastic. Thank you for the interesting. It's great to be here, man. RTX was my first real exposure to Roochartee. I went in 2015. Oh, wow. I've been to everyone since. Hell yeah. I just like it. I've always loved working with TPG. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Oh my god. Are you out of sales? Yeah. Yeah, TPG is my favorite person in sales. Yeah. I'm not going to sign up when I'm at Yeah. Yeah, TbG's my favorite person in sale. Yeah, that's cool. I know what I'm saying. I don't want to, you know, and so. Yeah, I'm so. But I can easily say that. All right. Tim will come.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Tim will come with off the wall ideas, but there's always a nugget of something there where you go, I want to explore this. Yeah. And that's where like, there's been like some cool shows that we've gotten made. That we worked with Tim. Me and Tim pitched some like There's been like some cool shows that we've gotten made that we worked with Tim mean Tim pitch some like hardcore stuff Hell yeah, just like going in and just like what if it's this and and then like daddy Warner going like yeah We're into that we just have like a like a Monday meeting every day. We played Drake and we figure out our week
Starting point is 00:49:19 That was awesome. I love a good standing meeting. Well love a good standing meeting Yeah, it's been a pretty wild ride dude Yeah, since 2015 that's back company. It's been that long when gap was the creative director of research Yeah And they're just trying to do cool shit make to make the fans happy. It's always good Always about the fans. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. Do I like I used to when we when you all would have activations on the podcast like pizza Hutt and things in the back in the day sm're not. I was always like lurking in the back. They could just say it right. Yeah, get that copy down. But yeah, dude, it's good to be here. Stoked about RTX. We have some cool ship plan.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Suppose I was going to say about RTX. The thing that I love about RTX, dude, is I always just like ask fans like what they're going to keep my finger on the pulse. And I think some fans are like, who the fuck is this? Rando asked you. Well, now they're in. Keep my finger on the pulse. And I think some fans are like, who the fuck is this? Rando asked you. Well, now they're gonna know. Now you're gonna be a celebrity. People are gonna be like, oh, she has that TPG. Yeah, here I am, dude, on the show floor,
Starting point is 00:50:12 grind it away, but. I'm grinding. I just grind it. I think we always get on well because you're very passionate about pretty much everything you touch. Like the gardening. Oh, we talking green juice.
Starting point is 00:50:22 You like right now? Talking green life. Oh, if you're not passionate, what are you doing? Yeah, I live my life More a while Other time, but I'm just understanding a guy you know like I I feel like Life's too short to not care, you know what I mean? And I get fired up about a lot of shit I get fired up about movies music friends life my family, you know the whole thing
Starting point is 00:50:43 So I have so many thoughts about movies, music, friends, life, my family, you know, the whole thing. So, pizza night, pizza, what? Pizza, what? Dude, I have so many thoughts about blading me. And I like my pizza night, but I actually like a pizza night, like, I'm on a decline, right? Oh, really? Yeah, I switched over to O.O. Flower, which Reddit was like, you got to, if you're a real pizza boy, you got to use this shit. What's O.O.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Yeah. Well, you know, there's like, there's different kinds of flower. Right. There's like red flower, cake, cake, almond flour. No one needs that And OO flour apparently is best for like I think dough binding. I thought seminello Salmanella flower No, it's the Simolina. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's like you put that on the bottom of the peel and good one. Yeah, that's that's more that's like you put that on the bottom of the peel and slide it out. So it doesn't stick. Yeah, so I had not these neighbors over
Starting point is 00:51:26 for pizza night. I'm Friday before me and Gabon out and like it was just a disaster. Do these pizzas are coming out looking like Calzone? Then I hear I have a like I'm the pizza master. No, you're so cute. You know, outdoor oven. Yeah, switch to outdoor. Let's clean up. Yeah. Whole pizza oven. So I got to have you ever pizza up before. Yeah, we got to be able to do it. We do have one last piece of this. Yeah, we should do it. All is doing it.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Invite everyone. Yeah. Big old pizza. Yeah, make your way. Make your wife know. Last minute. Yeah. I once got a calendar invite from TPG that said Friday night, Pesto, Mania.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Yeah. I think. I think me and Jordan Sweeers got an invite from Tim that was watching a Patriots game and like World's Best Chose or something like that. And it was like Nacho Night, like whoever had like Nachos is pretty sick. Dude, I mean, that's a great example, right? Like you could just send an invite to people.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Like Kayla comes over for pizza. I mean, that's fine. I love having pizza with you, but you don't have to. No, it's not like it's like a really important work meeting. Like, you can just say, you know, like, like, like, Joka. Yeah, you know, pizza, pizza, Armageddon, volume six. Yeah, you like, pizza get in, pizza get in with the boys.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Dude. It's like, yeah, I'm also a huge fan of like, putting chapters on things, just applying it. Like, there's like a back history that like, you can fill in with your mind. If you know you're the first time I'm hanging out with you You're like what happened to the past like five things you know Let's um, let's take a minute and talk about ambulance Dude sure definitely I wrote something down here. Oh
Starting point is 00:53:00 I brought a single I brought a singular note Tim Tim was so excited to be on this podcast. I have to tell you Tim was so excited to be on this podcast. I have to tell you, Tim was so excited to be on like this podcast. He was like tweet about like, oh man, fire is like ready. Who would get ready for like the day. It's like, it's so good. And then like, oh bro, get kind of nervous.
Starting point is 00:53:15 So like, don't be nervous. It's good. He brought a note of so true. It's a singular note. Okay. Okay. When we walked, we went to see, we went to see Amalette's theater, great time.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And they had the giant concession stand there. And I looked up at it, and I saw something. And I always have a very specific order though, like usually get a, if I'm not at the Alamo, I get a kids pack, dude. Now they like rebranded it as like the junior combo. Oh, kids pack is great. Kids pack, you get coverage.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Yeah, you get coverage. So is that what you. You get coverage. Yeah, you get coverage. So it's taken up. Is that what you ordered at this theater? Yeah, yeah. That's what I wanted. That's what you ordered at this theater. However, when we walked in, I looked up at the display and there was a sign.
Starting point is 00:53:55 It was like, you know, it wasn't like, it was like a God said, did I look at this thing mythically? And it said, what is the unbeatable combo? It was like, by the unbeatable combo, but it didn't have any images. It just said unbeatable combo. Is this it?
Starting point is 00:54:10 So my brain was just like, and just like, look at all the shit. Is this street fighter pro? Is this street fighter pro? No, it was like for a food pairing. It could have been for anything. It's for something. He walked up.
Starting point is 00:54:19 So that's what the note is, dude. What? What is the unbeatable combo? So he walked up and he just goes, what is the unbeatable combo? So he walked up and he just goes, what is the unbeatable combo? And we have it just go, what the fuck? I saw him. He goes, it was up on the site.
Starting point is 00:54:33 We look, not on the site. We look like a beast. We waited for so long. Was it a little more? The sign that we were going to get around. And it never said the unbeatable combo. Was it a digital marquee? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:42 It's so funny. It never, Kayla, never came back around to say unbeatable combo I went to the movies last week. I also stood there for like two minutes I looked up that they're like Kim. Can you do you want anything? Wait, was this is the regal? No, I did There's Galaxy Highland. Yeah, I stand up too fast right before you were Seeing woods he really said what's the people come out and then the girl behind the counter went Number one He's saying what? He really said what's the available combo and then the girl behind the counter went, number one.
Starting point is 00:55:07 So I'm trying to order the unbeatable combo and then being like, what is that? What is that? But of all the things, the movie was fuego, cargate, you know, 2022, much we can talk about in a second. This is the thing that is stuck with me. It was just like, was it ever actually there?
Starting point is 00:55:27 Goofy? No, it's gonna be a beatable combo signage. It's half the reason I was excited when I went back to the theater was to be like, what is the unbeatable combo? They're gonna tell me, you know, that's gonna be like pretzel and a beer. And I'm like, oh, okay, it's a shitty marketing,
Starting point is 00:55:40 but whatever. There was no unbeatable combo. He just started asking people, we gotta go back, what else is playing? we got all good back. Yeah, we got it We got to make sure we can go see something there again because that I can I come this I've never got to go to a movie night Oh, man boys only I'll wear this Not some boys only we see you know, I think people at jealous of this crew I think so well, I think it's such a weird crew. Yeah, that it's like people are like intrigued
Starting point is 00:56:03 I've had a movie crew my whole life, dude. And for some time, I was a young, young, young one. Makes a lot of sense, I love those. Good group of guys, but anyway, it really got me thinking about like, if I had to make an immeasurable comment. Oh, what would it be? And a movie theater?
Starting point is 00:56:18 Yeah, a movie theater. Okay. I have a good one actually, I learned from my brother, this is a savage one. Yeah. You ever put Reese's Pieces in the popcorn? Oh, yeah, you got to, you get it like a little bit of the, it's the sweet with like the whole thing. You do like a little at a time. You like it. Oh, you're like, you're spacing in as you go. Yeah. I like a popcorn with a bunch of crunch. Oh, I can't.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the right. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet.
Starting point is 00:56:35 It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet. It's the sweet.
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Starting point is 00:57:00 Yeah, yeah. It's my wife's go to every time and I will, I get, I always go, I don't need anything. And then halfway through, I'm going, maybe just some. Oh, yeah. That's why wife's go to every time and I will I get I always go I don't need anything and then halfway through I'm going Maybe just some oh yeah, that's why you always go to the medium because everyone will be like I don't want any and We we get halfway through the credit everybody's hands in your lap trying to grab your popcorn Do I know a lot of people who are like real popcorn connoisseurs? Yeah, like heavy you know I'm a lot of people who are popcorn connoisseurs. Just outside of the theater. I know at least two people who have very specific popcorn rules in their life.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Oh, really? They're living one dude who literally walks into movie theaters, gets popcorn and then leaves and goes on with his life. That's like the most expensive way to eat popcorn. What would you say, movie popcorn is the best popcorn? Yeah, yeah. I think popcorn, if I didn't know about, maybe I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:46 I feel like I have no idea if popcorn is really bad for you. Or actually not bad. No, it's a good question. It depends. Regular popcorn, if you just make it, like if you just have corn and you just pop it on the sofa or whatever, it's good for you. It's a very fibers.
Starting point is 00:58:02 It's a very good, it's a mass food. Eating gallon of butter on it. Probably not. The stuff they put, the reason that it's so good at the movie theater is because it's so, so, so bad. Because like movie theater, like normal butter is 100 cows for a table spoon. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Movie theater popcorn is like 300. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You should make popcorn on the stove. Is that your go-to way to make it popcorn? Yeah. You don't have like a popcorn machine? No. No. Do you have a popcorn machine. No, poor. That's no.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Do you have a popcorn machine? My favorite one. I got a, it was a great gift from my lovely wife for my birthday. Uh-huh. Chaotic machine, dude. Like a hanging one, like it falls into the thing. Wait, do you have the one that, with the spinny thing on the bottom, the spinning plate? That's the next tier, dude. That's like the real gourmets shit. The spinning plate?
Starting point is 00:58:41 Yeah, the spinning plate. That's a little of my favorite stuff. I'm dropping the one, which is like it like stands up with the, like the air popper. The spinning plate? Yeah, the spinning plate. I'm dropping the one which is like it like stands up with like the air popper. Air popper. Yeah. Shoots, scolting it. It's straight out. Just put a bowl right here and none of them go in. Yeah. One goes in and it goes. Well, the air machine, it's messed up. Picture like a soap dispenser.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Yes. Put a wide hole and it shoots popcorn out into the sky. You show him a picture so you gets you get you because I have this little tray at the top which helps butter. Which in theory if it all work you would have a perfect bowl of freshly popped popcorn then you could just dump butter on. You're just getting boiling butter shot out at you. Yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:20 But and it's okay. No, it's bad. It's not great. The one that you want is like it it's like a, it's a base and a dome. And you put like oil on the base and it's got like a metal piece that spins to agitate the popcorn. And that's what your parents have? Yeah. And then, are they like, are they big popcorn people? Um, we were the popcorn kick for a while. My dad wanted our basement to be like a tiny movie theater. And then we never finish the basement. So we have all this like,
Starting point is 00:59:45 stuff for a tiny movie theater in an unfinished basement. Like all the furniture in the living room is like movie theater. So we have like all of these like, plastic buckets that look like popcorn bags, like the red and white. And then we have like the popcorn maker and we have like a candy machine.
Starting point is 01:00:01 But we don't have. Well, that's, we just haul it up stairs from the basement to use it, but it's really good. It's the easiest way to make popcorn because you make it on the stove, mess. Oil everywhere, pops over and you gotta do like a control like holding it while you're trying to pop it into the bowl,
Starting point is 01:00:17 but that thing is finishing. What, you're trying to pop in the front straight. No, because like, she's going nuts. She's going nuts. The mass of the popcorn, when you pop it in a, when you pop it into the pan, it eventually gets big. No, you of the popcorn when you pop it in a when you pop it in a pan Uh-huh it eventually gets big. No, you just put less pop No, it's unpredictable it's popcorn. It's unpredictable. How would popcorn is the pop? I predict it pretty good
Starting point is 01:00:35 You can see that episode of pingu where they make popcorn and it's too much and it spills out of the igloo and like washes them Like every time I was like you just like and it spills out of the igloo and washes them away. It literally like, what is that? Every time it is ping-o. Oh, it's like you just like ping-o? The animation, the animation. Reaselike. I established earlier with y'all folks, dude, I did not have a TV group. That's all.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Also, I think Pingu is on HBO in America. Oh, yeah. I think it was like some European. So what is it? A lot of climation-ping number, you have no eyes. It's a climation. Claimation-ping-win.
Starting point is 01:01:03 You're totally legal. Yeah, yeah. And then the song's like, it's classic. It's a classic, yeah. Yeah. Well, some drama levels. I used to like it more than well, some grommet. But back when I was young,
Starting point is 01:01:16 and there were only like three well, some grommets. Of course, we covered this. Of course. Oh, Swiss. Yeah, that's right. There's a lot of wonky kid uh, wonky kid TV out there. I love it. I like it. Find the screech of the popcorn episode. Because that one's the shit. Yeah, so I've been dabbing with a lot of popcorn, dude. I like that. You know, ever since the Unbeatable combo night, I've just been thinking about ways to pair it all together.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Get the perfect ratio. One time, one time and oh, look at that. Oh, yeah. Oh, good. And then the popcorn just takes them all away. Yeah, such a good episode. time. One time and oh look at that. And then you tell the popper and just take small away. Yeah, such a good episode. Good bye. So that's what I wrote down. That's it, man.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Well, that I mean, I googled that by the way. It only shows me results for Beyblade combination. Right. Right. I don't know what you saw. Right. It's because he didn't see anything, but just walked up to a woman. It's a what's the unbeatable
Starting point is 01:02:02 comp, and then all of the workers went, what? Hey unbeatable compole? And then all of the workers went, what? Hey, are you in slow-mo, guys? And then that was our night. I'm going back, dude. I'm gonna just sit there and wait. I ordered the 32 ounce beer,
Starting point is 01:02:16 because it was sounded like a pretty high number. I didn't expect it to be that big. And then I learned that I have to be, well, you know what I do? I had to be 21 here to drink beer, but they have to be 18 to pour the beer. You can be 18 to get a bartender's license. But what's the point of that?
Starting point is 01:02:34 I, it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't. It doesn't. You can't even put the sizzle stick in and make sure it tastes good. Yeah. What is the difference between being 17 and 18 that you can pour beer?
Starting point is 01:02:42 A year? I don't know. It's always interesting that I presented stuff because I used to be a bar back. There's all these rules, but what you can't and can't do. That sounds like a real TPG job. But what's things like start getting crazy and they're just like, did you can pull a beer, bro? Of course, is it like, nevermind.
Starting point is 01:03:02 What? I was gonna say, well, maybe it's like, basically like age of consent, but that's different like every stage. Yes Yeah, so you can pull a beer at 16 in Georgia. Yeah, yeah 14 in Alabama to poor beer Fucking messed up. Well, we were out of Friday damn port of beer. It was pretty bad poor Oh really? Gartie remember that I thought your brother poured the shit. No, I apologize to you Dan. I apologize poor. I'm kind of a colleague. Oh really? You remember that? I thought your brother poured the shit. No.
Starting point is 01:03:26 I apologize to you, Dan. I apologize, Dan. I apologize, Dan. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My brother had a wax for it.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Yeah, it was the most head I've ever seen. And I poured some shitty ones out of that set. He just poured it straight down. Yeah, it was wild. He maybe thought it was a Guinness. It was a big tall man. Maybe he thought it was a Guinness. It was a glass pitcher, which I feel like is a... And then he stole heavily weighted thing that can really throw you off.
Starting point is 01:03:53 So, you know. Oh man. Dude, we had... I should have brought you a voodoo. We had some of the fridge. Really? I've been trying to analyze like weekday beers, like how many weekday beers I'm putting down, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:04:03 We had a pretty heavy night the other night. Right before like two massively long outdoor days of show. No, Dan was slow the next day. I came home play GTA bro. Yeah, I was right. Yeah, the rate of rock. Got that shit going on in the PS5 now. Hell yeah, happy.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I've had to shed my ties because I was starting to feel like I had a fever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My legs were freezing and my hands were shaking. Well, you look all the blood was getting stuck in your head. You look at those eyes. It was the heat was filling up the dog's tongue face. I've never seen someone get slowly strangled. Like, it was strangulation, but it was like the effects were all coming in phases.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Oh, yeah. Oh, man. the effects are all coming in phases. Oh my God. Oh man. Ambulance is a movie that everyone should see and it should be required by a lot of you see it. Is it the best Jill and Hull vehicle? Mm, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Jill and Hull is phenomenal. I like enemy. If you like looking at Jill and Hull's face, it's the best Jake Jill and Hull movie. If you ever wondered what Los Angeles looks like at a 90 degree angle going downward, I have. Then boy do I have a movie for you.
Starting point is 01:05:10 It is called ambulance. And it's a drone shot and it does not end. If you ever wondering what it would feel like to jump, like spin dive off the top of a skyscraper, it's the perfect. Yeah. It truly is a perfect movie that starts with exposition that is laughable and does not matter because two minutes later
Starting point is 01:05:27 You're in it. So I'll take it off. Just just he no spoilers, but does he betray his brother like he betrayed Taylor's love? That's all look no spoilers. I did like to eat the whole movie because there was no one in the theater and I was Feeling good. I mean, to look at the trees, we have veer. You should go back and look at the trees. They are wild. I saw the tweets spawning over it and I liked them because I was like, I was a TPG. Yeah, I kept grabbing Tim and just going, bruh! He was so good. He was screaming at that.
Starting point is 01:05:58 You were louder than the movie. I should say, though, you definitely have a connection to LA. It was definitely watching all of that. You're just like, I hate that part of the freeway. I hate sitting here. There's Figueroa, Fawilcher, like it's just that. Yeah, do it. It was dope, too.
Starting point is 01:06:13 And let it be known, okay. I've been rocking with Bet my whole life. Okay, I gave a presentation in college on Bad Boys, too. Why it was like the shit. I mean, film school classes, all these people go up there like, this is Tarkashty, this is true filmmaking in the West Sanders and the true pioneer.
Starting point is 01:06:31 I'm like, we're gonna put on a little thing called the Bad Boys 2 Carchets. Yeah. And you're gonna feel something right now. More than you felt watching fucking Budapest Hotel and the years went out up there, but whatever. And now people are coming around a bit because they're like, turns out he was right all along.
Starting point is 01:06:47 It's a, I think that it's an nostalgia thing where he's been doing it for 20 years, and I think 25 is like that, what's old is new again kind of thing. And he's right on that cusp of about to like, so he did like his most 2002 movie. Like it was like, that movie's full on like the most Michael Bay, Michael Bay, Michael Bay on like the most Michael Bay Michael Bay's
Starting point is 01:07:05 Are you it's Michael Bay doing an homage to Michael Bay? Yeah, they reference his movie his own movies in the movie It's it's wild yeah, you know who else is in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's the brother He's the best and then I it's they're just so many actors that you've seen in like TV shows and you go That's that fucking guy and it's a like a lot of that. And then it's like watching spring breakers where you just go, what's happening? What's, hold, you're a big breakers guy. I thought that's like the- That's how this movie feels.
Starting point is 01:07:35 It really like, it's and doesn't stop but you're 25 minutes in and going, what, where am I? I still don't think I saw that movie. Right? I could tell you about it, but I'd be like, no, that had to have been a dream I had where I saw that movie. That's right. Like I could tell you about it, but I'd be like, no, that had to have been a dream I had
Starting point is 01:07:46 where I saw spring breakers. Yeah, because that's too insane to have happened. Yeah. Wild. That's how this movie goes. It was class, dude. I feel like, with this movie especially, you have to push yourself, dude.
Starting point is 01:07:57 You can't be like on your same tricks all the time. As I said, you gotta be excited about everything. He's clearly excited about drones. Yeah. No kidding. I bet he was just very happy to not have to do so many special fake shots. But a little transformers shit, like before Transformers movies were.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Do you make Titanic? James came across the board. He's scared, oh my god. I imagine what that would have been. The iceberg shot would have bad boys to style. Yeah. The guy bouncing off the propeller would have been like the whole band.
Starting point is 01:08:24 The drone shot as he falls, he hits it. He keeps going. I don't know directors. Have you ever seen bad boys too? Maybe one might like my dad has had it on and I've been in the room. Damn, now I feel like when we have pizza night I'll have to put up a bad ball.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Let's do it. Let's do it. Final pizza night, bad boys too. Let's rent out an alamos. He's bad boys too. No, watch it in my yard, bro. We're in town in Alamo see Watching in my yard row Watch out there with my kids I watch tron legacy with your kids. Yeah, no your choice
Starting point is 01:09:02 Yeah, they liked it. They choose it the real rocket though that we watched recently was the mummy dude. You went high to see you, you told me through that. You remember, if you were to see my mummy, Brandon French, Brendan French? Who's the lady? So hot. Rachel was. Rachel was. Rachel was. Rachel was. Rachel was. My favorite Rachel. She is very pretty lady. That movie is,
Starting point is 01:09:15 a wildly inappropriate for kids. That's we told you. No, it's so, that's not for kids. We told you, you asked us if we, hey, should I show this to my kids? No, we both, off the top of her head, listed like, well, the scarab, that's not for kids. We told you, you asked us if we, hey, should I show this to my kids? No, we both, off the top of our heads, listed like World of Scarab, that's the scary thing.
Starting point is 01:09:28 And then that's the drawn Hinge. As a suicide, yeah, a tongue. I saw it as a kid. Me too. And I was like, oh, I shouldn't be, like I was the first time I was cognizant as a child, but you're like, I don't think I should be watching this.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Still, well, here's the deal. We, my kids loved it. Yeah, they were scared for a little bit, but like, overall, once he's like throwing dynamite and like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And you know, they're like, yeah, I got him. You're a little baby boy who was crying at night at the concept of what was it?
Starting point is 01:09:56 That was like two years ago, they were like, what was it? What was it? It was something insane. He was crying at like the concept of like venom or something. Oh yeah. He's a very emotional guy.
Starting point is 01:10:05 Like from Spider-Man, or just like a character who had like, it's like, it was ninjas. He was like upset and scared at the concept of ninjas. He's a fool. He was having a nightmare. He's ready for action. He likes action movies now. He likes action movies.
Starting point is 01:10:20 I said, Maddie, what are you like? Action movies. I will say though, do you remember that they hang Breton and Frazier in this movie? Yeah, this neck doesn't break. So, and they just, they can't really show his face to the filming is like, extension. That was the number one thing that my wife and I just completely blanked on.
Starting point is 01:10:34 It's in my mind, it's like basically, you know, they're like fighting. Right, hold that, you had a nice face. No, you said about the Beatles. I was like, I can roll with the Beatles, you know, but once they were like, they kicked the thing out and he just falls down as neck break, or doesn't break, but once they were like, they kicked the thing out and he just falls down as Nick Briggs, or doesn't break, and then they're like negotiating.
Starting point is 01:10:48 I was like, damn, what did your wife think about showing this to the kid? She was like, for it, she's like, let's show him, mommy. We had been like, like, low key hyping up, so we say we, me, have it low key hyping up to about kids for like three months, you know, so then five of the were like low key for three months. Places, they like Jumanji, the new one. I don't know. Not the one with the parental trauma, like the Robin Williams,
Starting point is 01:11:12 we're talking like the one with the rock when he's just like punching people into the sky. What about the beginning of the mummy, where they stabbed the shit out of the fairway. Fairway, true. It's pretty dark. We fast forwarded through that. Okay, which is tough though, because you fast forward through that.
Starting point is 01:11:26 You're like, oh I'm in the clear. I'm in the态. I'm in the态. And then he just blows down all these like, my giant. And it's like, yes. Or in the态. He should move in VG. PG13.
Starting point is 01:11:35 That to me was the like, I feel like people my age heard about people like Jeff's age. Where it's like, oh, I saw alien, you know, when I was seven in the thieres. Yeah. I feel like that was, the mummy for me was that. It's like, this is probably too extreme for today's kids. But I was there, you know, I was eight, what's your brain phrasing, hold dynamite in his mouth while he's like,
Starting point is 01:11:53 lighten on the time when he's like, yeah, I think it was one of the greatest action heroes of all time. Oh, absolutely. Wow, I like that. I'll say he was amazing. He's back, you guys know, brain phrasing is coming back. He's doing patrol. I'm talking more top tier than he was amazing. Oh yeah. He's back. You guys know, brain and phrasers coming back.
Starting point is 01:12:05 He's doing patrol. Yeah. I'm talking more top tier than that, bro. What's he doing? A little Martin Scorsese movie, dude. Ooh. Kewards of the Flower Moon? Get pumped.
Starting point is 01:12:13 Oh, really? Oh yeah, he's not that way. Oh yeah, that way. People are trying to come up with the name. It's not that this is a phrasier sauce. It's not the same as the Maconis sauce. But like, he's back. He's in the new, I think he's in back girl.
Starting point is 01:12:22 He's sick. Oh yeah, he's in the doom patrol thing. He's not like a crossover. He's like, yeah, he's in the dune patrol thing. Is that not like a crossover? No, he's playing a bad guy. He's playing like Firefly? Is that a villain? Yeah, Firefly is a villain.
Starting point is 01:12:30 But that's what we said. I feel good about this. I feel good about this. Did he go away from it? Just because he was injured. Like, you got hurt, filming. I thought people were being mean. There's a lot of tragedy in his life.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Yeah, we don't really need to get into right now. I don't know. I think there's a variety article that goes into it. I know. I think he smashed his ribs up article that goes into it or whatever. I know. I think he like smashed his ribs up and did mummy too. Yeah, it's something like that. When he was fighting the rock.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Well, the rock's so strong, you know? He's so strong as a rock. Go back and watch that movie. The rock is so like looking at him now. It's like, it's insane. Is he not as big? Is he not as big? He's so like at the time, he's like 2002 big.
Starting point is 01:13:04 He's not 2022 big. big 2022 big is like he probably can't do like to center of his head. No he's so the rock is so giant and he's supposed he's gonna like try to like the rumors he's gonna like wrestle next year. Really? Yeah. WrestleMania. No he's gonna kill so many years ago, he had like a match or whatever and toured like his whole like abdominal wall off his like. How is that happening? I'm just kidding. And that was like 10 years. And that was like 10 years ago.
Starting point is 01:13:32 And he's gonna do this now in HGH is just like making big but this is a fucking heel you dog. Like maybe he'll pick up the whole ring and throw it. That'd be sick. Take his Roman ring, throw it over. No, just bitch. Let's go back to the mummy for a second here. Cause I want to touch on something with this.
Starting point is 01:13:46 So I had a lot of, like, not a lot, but I was like, damn, I fucked this up, I show them my kids this movie. But then I was born in 1986, right? Yeah. So then I looked at the movies that came out in 1991 when I was five. And there's all types of crazy movies that I saw. When I was five, the rocketeer dude,
Starting point is 01:14:03 you see the rocketeer now? Yeah, they were a movie. Robin Hood Prince dude? You see the rocket? Yeah, I remember yeah Robin Hood Prince at these Costard movie and the saw's like if I was watching these movies when I was five then everything's good I think the first rated our movie that I watched this terminator to me to yeah right watch it My boy blains house my mom was very upset I remember the first the first film that I remember thinking this is too much for me at the time was Mazda Tax. Me too. You say it.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I remember watching the ads. I hate it. I hate it. It was so, I still hate that. It was gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross.
Starting point is 01:14:38 It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. and Burton was like going for cute, but that's cute for like 20 minutes. It just keeps going.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Hey Sarah Jessica Parker says on this dog, what are we doing? Like what the fuck appears to us? Yeah, like what the fuck is just going? That's awesome. I remember. Nicholson. Oh yeah, this is the president, right?
Starting point is 01:14:59 He's just a jack black bro. Is he? That's crazy. Stacked cast. And Tom Jones. Yeah, yes. I remember whenever I shot my eyes for like a month after watching that movie, I couldn't stop imagining or picturing that woman alien bite in his finger off.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Yeah. Yeah. I was picturing the heads exploding in the in the home. Oh, yeah. That didn't really bother me. It's just the aliens themselves are a real problem. But I will say that I don't like the movie, but it did give us, for every time Eric,
Starting point is 01:15:28 the actor called into Stern and Fred would play the act, act, act, act, act. And then it eventually got Eric to say, act, act, and that was really a special day. That's a good thing. A fever dream of a movie, dude. How does that exist? Tim Burton was like, that guy had all the social currency
Starting point is 01:15:43 at the time. Like, he was untouchable. Like I was like, you were babbling and all this stuff. And he was just bang or bang or bang or bang or bang or and then he made that and like, I don't want to say fell off. Fell off isn't the right turn. What came out after, give me a before and after to compare. But that's a very famous movie though.
Starting point is 01:15:58 It is, but I think it's not a famous. It's polarizing. It is. I don't think it's a famous like pop, like it didn't make money. And I think that was where he went off. He went, he went to Tim Burton. Yeah, I think we all, I saw them like, he, he, you know, who's burdened adjacent who's having a real moment right now?
Starting point is 01:16:16 You guys, you ever dabble with Danny Elfman? Dude, have you seen the pictures that everyone's posting today? He was apparently blowing the roof off Coachella. He is, what? What? Do you know what Danny Elfman looks like? Like, He is, what? Do you know what Danny Elfin looks like? Like, what's his he is? Do you know who we're talking about? Can you find that picture, Brian?
Starting point is 01:16:29 He's like a film composer. Yeah, he's like home alone music. Yes, find the pictures. It'll be easy to find on Twitter. Oh, I think that might be Jay Williams actually, but. Was it, you might be right. Yeah, Danny Elfin did the same thing. He's the composer, right?
Starting point is 01:16:40 He and Elfin did the Simpsons theme. I feel like I'm gonna sing this name in all the credits. Yeah, I was like, I'm going to go boy and go. So classic. I love going to boy. I'm going to go boy and go. That's his band. I love. That's his. I love going to go boy. Yeah. So I play like a three hour.
Starting point is 01:16:52 He played three. He is a, he's a red headed gentleman. Yeah. That always kind of looked this shit. Dorky. I would say dorky. These Coachella pictures are whatever he played. He's like, dude's like God tier. He's the only at CH. He has to be.
Starting point is 01:17:08 He is shredded. His triceps are fucked up. He's all tatted up. Huge tattoos look baller. His hair looks so cool. Look at this. That's Danny L. Yeah, Danny L.
Starting point is 01:17:21 Why is he looking for a picture of him from Coachella? Like, like this past weekend. This is it. This is him. He worked for the guy. He worked for Billy Eilish. He was up there like shredding guitars. No, he had his own show.
Starting point is 01:17:33 And then like he like this guy made the Simpsons theme. This guy made Deadman's party like. Yo, what the? Yep, yep. Did he always been tatted? No. No. I think he's like, you know, he's out of like that
Starting point is 01:17:47 divo school of like new wave or these like these are just ink box tattoos. I thought he was much older. I think I think that his hair is covering his face. I had a similar reaction to you because like when I think about any of them like classical scores like Batman and shit. Now what makes me wonder like because you know,
Starting point is 01:18:02 Hans Zimmer played Coachella. Yeah, now Elfman. you think John Williams is sweating dude? Yeah, I was like, man, I'm like, nine years old, I gotta go rock these kids. Last time I went, it was digitally, it was like a two-pock collagram. That's what I went. I just love that the others,
Starting point is 01:18:15 he's pressure on these film composers to come rock these. This picture looks good. This looks like a classic pick. He's kind of, he's added at some point. Yeah, he's, I mean, he's back at it. But see, when I think of Danny Elfman, I think of the movie picture that Wikipedia shows. No, I think of the music video for Little Girls, where he looks like a fucking.
Starting point is 01:18:32 A pedophile. Yeah, straight up like weirdo. Yeah. Like, that's what I think. Like that. Yeah, it's just like, was he bold in that? No, he just, I think his hair is like really slick back, but he has like right hair, so it's kind of like hard to see.
Starting point is 01:18:42 You guys dabble with a lot of movie scores? No, I'm not, you know, I've never been a singer except for like the lost soundtrack with Giche, you know? Like that's the only thing that like I kind of get on. That's how I got through high school, like I can't, I can only have like movie scores on. Yeah, but you like Profanfic and Cosplay and stuff so like this tracks, like I don't have that.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Like I listen to music, like bands, you know what I mean? I listen to that too. I'm talking about like when I was like studying, I had to have like, can you show me the soundtrack? I used to rock hard to still do. The rock dude. The rock. Yeah, on Zimmer, the chase dude. He's like Nick Kade,
Starting point is 01:19:12 he's driving the Ambo's on the street. You ever seen the rock? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don, don, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, that is really like, that's like the watch against the grain coating of that movie. There's a great, it's a great idea about that. It's a great idea, but yeah. Yeah, it's all part of the Bond mythos, too. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Anyway, yeah, I'm a big Danny Elfman guy, dude. Yeah. Love the Batman score, love the OG Batman. I actually haven't on vinyl, dude. I do. The Prince version, the Prince track.
Starting point is 01:19:42 I think the soundtrack, well, not soundtrack, the score that I've spun the most. This is probably interstellar. Really? Pretty recent, yeah. Wow. I think that's due for like a rewatch.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Haven't done it in a while. Like, I think, I think, I think might be ready to interstellar again. Just still like, you want to do bad boys too and to still a back-to-back. I don't know if I have to talk to the rocker. Do we have to,
Starting point is 01:20:02 do we start it like two in the afternoon? Let's start at 8 a.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 8 a.m. Joe Erickson. Yeah. One of the things of the projector that you got to like wait for it to get dark outside.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh man. Yeah, it's summertime. Yeah, it's a Trevor. It's not like a less than three. Let's start it like 9.30. It would blast out the Rock, dude. Is that enough?
Starting point is 01:20:22 My neighbor's like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah, man, man, um, benefit of watching the rock outside. And you'll be closer to the green life, dude. You know, true, uh, garden's going to take a case of beast yesterday. Yeah. So feel pretty good about that. Where can people find the green life?
Starting point is 01:20:41 You could find a not chick talking. You'll find on YouTube. Yeah. And then you tell me what to search. It's important because my SEO didn't need to work. This is why I needed to make sure that you would be, the green life with TPG. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Yeah. You got some good much. Yeah. Oh, those shirts. Those shirts are good. Dude, get spot-tracing those. Yeah, spot-tracing those. Okay, so when you had that shirt,
Starting point is 01:21:01 that's when we saw, What movie did we see? We saw fast night. That was fast night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like you had Jorts Like the Chris piece. I think that the Chris piece on right now like you had those Yeah, hell yeah, the pulled up socks the Jorts the mustache and the shirt that said get spotted season and you just went Do I look like a cop? the shirt that said get spot your season and just went do I look like a cop Your mustache was mad copy it was dude as a much as I
Starting point is 01:21:31 Whoa, can you ever think I'm out rocking the stash? I feel like you could pull it off. No, it's too like It's not great color I don't really stand out as well enough. What about like a like a that thing What if you just shave this like Lemmy and you just did like the... Oh yeah, I know what I mean. Maybe I'll try that. Yeah, when I was a much younger wilder man, I actually had a hairstyle called the helmet. You want to guess what that could be? Was it just like a bowl cut?
Starting point is 01:21:58 That's part of it, bro. Oh, it had a chin strap. That's also part of it. I've seen that picture. I didn't know. I'll tell you. Let's look on of it. I've seen I've seen that picture. I didn't know I'll tell you It's like on your wall you and your wife right dude I was a civilized person when I met my wife when I went I had that they helmet haircut It was pretty wifey was your brother. So basically you take your sideburns, and you grow them down Okay, but instead of going this way. Yeah, you go This way what? but instead of going this way, you go this way. What?
Starting point is 01:22:25 What? Yeah, you go there on the side of your neck. So then it's just connected. I don't understand. It's real crazy. My hair doesn't cut here. Can I cut this part? So it's an actual helmet.
Starting point is 01:22:35 Do I have a head that grows that? No. I don't think that's like the one place on my butt. You ready? Yeah. You can do it. You just got to commit. Oh, so you have to like, come through it out.
Starting point is 01:22:45 You're saying that you have to do like, take the beard and like connect the- You basically just don't shave, and you also don't shave your neck. But then when you do shave, you do it so it's like, what the? Do you have pages of you with this? I could dig them up, dude.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Oh, hell yeah, I think it's pretty well. And your wife did not know you when you did this? No, didn't. Okay, that makes sense, it's trash. Your wife is lovely. Oh, so good, I think it's pretty well. And your wife did not know you when you did this? No, didn't. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. This track's, your wife is lovely. That's so good, I think so too. She's great, yeah, she's great. And is she a fan of the current Mullet situation?
Starting point is 01:23:12 Yeah, what's she feeling about the cast of the lettuce? Yeah, what's up with like the, she's like into like the 2002, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, this fucking guy. It mostly, mostly it's currussel stuff, yeah. That's amazing.
Starting point is 01:23:24 Yeah, exactly, yeah. So I saw a point breaksel stuff, yeah. That's amazing. Exactly, yeah. So I saw a point break, classic, swaisy, god tier here, and I sought to myself like, if I do one thing right, I should get sick, surfer, swaisy flow. And I've been chasing it ever since, my problem is my hair is like, so thick. You're gonna have bare feet though,
Starting point is 01:23:42 and it's impossible. This wig does feel like you're hair. Is it? Feel it. It feel it. Compare. Oh yeah, for sure. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:50 I was like fast CPG. You felt his habit before? Yeah, because he's been like, it's so thick. Feel it. You want to talk to him? You're right. It's pretty good stuff. It's pretty good volume.
Starting point is 01:24:01 It's very thick. Good volume. It makes it hard to have like cool sick flow. You know what I mean? So I've just been searching on different things for a long time. I feel pretty good about the milling It's a very thick. Good volume. But it makes it hard to have like cool sick flow, you know what I mean? So I've just been searching that on different things for a long time. And I feel pretty good about the mill. Your kids got like crazy hairlines. They're like, like they got like real like low, like looking like a lot of hair.
Starting point is 01:24:14 My oldest has hair exactly like me. So he'll have a moment within a year. Maddie's got locks. Yeah. And then Matthew has like sick gentle flow. He's got gentle locks. Like he's going to like that. He's's gonna be the one that's like always like, yeah, this is my curly, this is my curly hair routine.
Starting point is 01:24:29 Yeah, he's got that in it. Have you ever had six silver hair from Shook out, guy? It doesn't really grow in like that. When I get it like long, it kind of just sort of like lays flat. It goes from like my regular, when my hair's this length, it parts itself here. When it gets longer, when it gets longer,
Starting point is 01:24:46 it goes middle part and there's nothing I can do about it. So, it does. I don't know. So, it gets like that length. Gravity. And then it just kind of like goes down and then like bunches like curls at like the ends. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:24:58 Yeah, not really. Are you a picture? Yeah, I'll find one. I've never seen you with like, you're a hair get's like, yeah, long, right? Yeah, my hair's just straight. Yeah. Just goes down towards the ground.
Starting point is 01:25:08 Your hair grows so fast. You have like fast hair. Yeah, I managed to get like all the way down to my back during deep COVID. How often you get a cut though? How often now? Yeah. I try and avoid haircuts as much as possible.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Maybe once, once a quarter. Yeah, like we have the same barber. He's always something's going up there. Cut every three weeks. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. I had a I'd a boss who would go every two weeks. So because he wanted to have like the exact same hair cut. Well, all the time. Yeah, look at people like Trevor, Alfredo. They always look the exact same. Yeah, that's that's a good dedication. That's free for weekly stuff. Yeah, I'll go, yeah, once every two to three months, I think. The last time I went to get my hair cut, our hairdresser just talked about your hair the whole time.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Awesome, which is great. Look at it. It's so cool. This is a long process, man. Yeah, we were in LA doing a sponsored thing, and it was the early stages. And he sat down, we were in LA doing a sponsored thing and it was the early stages and he sat down We had some pizza and he was like this is the beginning of a three-month journey Yeah, and it was just like the hint of a mullet incredible I feel like the the thing about Tim's hair that stands out to me the most is like there would be there's a period of time
Starting point is 01:26:19 That's like a great time and a dark time and the great time is when he comes in with the sick wet fade Mm-hmm, but then you know the thing that comes after is the bus cuts. Yeah, the bus could be coming, I don't know, we'll see. You don't like the bus? Hate the bus. What? Love the wet fade, hate the bus. Dang.
Starting point is 01:26:35 So I'm really don't like bus cuts, dude. I feel like bus cuts are pretty functional thing. It's like your hair is so thick and nice. Right here, it's like, you're looking good. Yeah, you've got it figured out. It's like your hair is so like thick and nice. Right here, it's a tight hair. You're looking good. You've got to figure it out. Your hair's so thick and nice. Like, why buzz it? I'm saying the wet fade is amazing every time.
Starting point is 01:26:50 Yeah, that's true. I love a good fade. The thing with buzzing, though, it's just high function. You know, it's so hot here. It's like the last thing you want to worry about is your hot ass hair. I feel like it's quite intimate. Look at someone when you can see the health.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Like when you see fall fall on like skull. Yeah, like the unseen skin. You get a scar up there, then people will see that shit. They'll start asking about that. I got a scar up there. How'd you get it? Brother dropped a rock in my head. Classic.
Starting point is 01:27:16 The brother we would just, yeah. Is that the one that made you bloody on Halloween? No, I didn't ever, I've never blood on Halloween. He was the one bleeding on Halloween. He was the one bleeding on Halloween. Okay, we'll take these in two chunks, okay? I need, I've never blood on Halloween. He was the least, actually, one bleeding on Halloween. He was the one bleeding him, Halloween. Okay, we'll take these in two chunks, okay? I need to know about the rock on the head. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:30 Have you ever broke, have you ever like picked up a rock as a kid or as an adult and thrown it down and it breaks into pieces? Yeah, yeah. And there's sometimes lucky times, there's gems inside. I know there's so many of them, but I'm just saying like, Staggy Valley. No, like you, there's like, it's like a quartz rock or something.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Oh, you're like, oh, look at that man, science. You're supposed to geode. Yeah, a geode. Oh my god, gins. So we were up like in northern ass Maine. And not a lot to do, July 4th weekend, just sit in there, smashing rocks. And my brother picked up a rock, threw it on a rock
Starting point is 01:28:04 at a very specific angle. just boop-bop. Right there, dude. Unintentional, though. Oh, no, I mean, you might be able to do that. Stitches? Yeah, this isn't cane and April. You drove like you did, you did. You did, you did.
Starting point is 01:28:16 No, so yeah, hit their instant geyser, dude. Just like, walk back up to the meaty van, and be like, you're mom, look at this. You know, like, because have you ever got like a gnarly head wound? No, but they bleed a lot, right? They bleed a lot, but you don't feel it right away. Now, there's like a little bit of a gap, you know.
Starting point is 01:28:35 And my parents were freaking out. I remember we had a free willy towel, dude. They put this shit on my head, dissolve, dude. Just like, you know, that's disgusting. And we called 911 and they're like, it's July 4th weekend, you just have to like, take him to the police station, took me in the police station,
Starting point is 01:28:50 took one look at me, brought me in the back, shaved my head, poured peroxide on my shit and stitched me up right there. Like, wow. And, the lady who stitched me up, looked at my mom and said, I got seven kids, next time just Ty was hairin' and not. You imagine that?
Starting point is 01:29:06 What, so like, hold it closed? I mean, like, my school wasn't open. You know, like, I wasn't like, deaflock or something with like, my brain just out like, you know, you got gig-dub. Yeah, you just like, take care of that. Yeah. You don't need to bring this kid
Starting point is 01:29:22 to take your hair and you tie it right there and it's, it's all right. I'm like, is that like a skate thing? I feel like skate people, like, of that. Yeah. You don't need to bring this cute, you just take your hair and your tie right there and it's holding it. It's all right. Is that like a skate thing? I feel like skate people. You can do that. Like you can, yeah, just, you take the pieces and you tie it like essentially closed
Starting point is 01:29:32 or it's super glue. Super like medical super glue or a normal thing. Oh, it's not good for you. But like, but when you're out there and you go, oh, that's, oh, it's gonna need stitches and you're not gonna go because you can't pay for it. Then you get a little bit, one guy holds it, the other guy super glues it,
Starting point is 01:29:51 everyone holds it for a second, you chill, you chill, you chill, you chill, you chill. That's it. I will say the peroxide on my head, like that shit really hurts my brain. Yeah, yeah, that's worse than the injury. Well, because it makes you gooey, like you're not supposed to put it on a live load.
Starting point is 01:30:04 Yeah, I need to suppose I don't use that. No. It doesn't even. It's something, because it makes you gooey. You're not supposed to put it on a live wound. Yeah, I'm not supposed to not use that that in wounds anymore. It's like, wait, you're not. You're not supposed to put, you're not supposed to put peroxide on like a fresh wound. On like a fresh, like an open wound. Like an open wound. I've been wondering this my whole life.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Or whatever it's like last 10 years. Last 10 years. Yeah. Like living and dead. Like it kills everything. I think it scars. Yeah. I think it also not supposed to squeeze a snake bite or something?
Starting point is 01:30:27 Didn't people use like, turn a kit? Yeah, turn a kit. Then now you're supposed to let it go. Yeah. Why? I don't know. To become snake probably. I'm not a doctor.
Starting point is 01:30:37 I have no idea if I should. Are you supposed to suck snake blood out? Is that a thing? I think it's really not supposed to. Well, it would be venom, but not blood. If the snake put blood in you, the jodal that doctor anyway. Just a kiss. We have to wrap up,
Starting point is 01:30:46 because we're right at time. But if you want more of this, then please watch the after show. Or this has been a fantastic episode. Or you could listen to No No Man's who's the marketer. Oh, that's right. Oh yeah, we can talk about that in the post show.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Yeah, we're Mark and Brad. I didn't even, we didn't even talk about it at all. This is great. Having TPG on, I'm so glad. I think you guys were having that. I'm glad to wait. It's seven years. Yeah, never thought about like right? Just never thought about it at all. This is great. Having TPG on, I'm so glad. Thank you guys for having me. I'm glad to wait. Real, real, real good. Yeah, never thought about, like, right?
Starting point is 01:31:07 Just never thought about it. And then I got the guts. I said, Gus, let me do this thing. And Gus went, I'll take him on day off. I don't get the fuck. Gus was probably flying over some fucking thing. Yeah, he's like, I got stuff to do. He's in the air.
Starting point is 01:31:16 Yeah, he was gone. Thank you. Tim, any last plugs, anything you want to say to the people? I would just say, you know, a lot of hard-working people in the sales department shout out to them and also like, stay passionate, you gotta keep exploring. You know, life is, you just gotta go for it. And if you want to invite your friends to events
Starting point is 01:31:34 and put wonky ass titles on them, like Pesto Apocalypse or in our case, Kayla's Michael Bay Destiny Parts It. Or the one pizza night to rule the mall. Go for it, dude. Let's get it, dude. Thank you guys for having me. You're on a real real honor.
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