Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin Wears 64 Pieces of Clothing - #697
Episode Date: April 20, 2022Join Eric Baudour, Kayla Milton, Tim TPG Goessling, and Gavin Free as they talk about paying off a F**kface bet, TPG origins, ambuLAnce, food at the movies, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsor...ed by Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/roosterteeth), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/rooster), and Helix Sleep (http://helixsleep.com/rooster). Rooster Teeth Digital Creator Program: http://bit.ly/DigitalCreatorsProgram Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to the Rooster Teeth podcast. I'm Eric.
24.
It's me Tim Gessling, I gave you a TPG. Great to be here. I'm also TPG. Okay. All right.
And I'm Eric. Guys, this is a very different episode of the podcast. A lot's going on.
It looks like a dorm in here. This is awesome. This is this was not asked for. No one asked
for this. Just did it. Broadcast just did this. It's called the trip so you could come right out to the game.
Yeah.
So there's a lot happening.
We wanted to get, I messaged Gus about a week and a half ago and I said,
hey, can I program one podcast coming up very soon?
I want to get TPG on.
So we got TPG here.
This is who Gavin and myself go with to go see like Fast and Furious movies.
So we saw ambulance.
However, this is also
the podcast where Gavin has to pay up on the bet where he lost to Andrew Panton has to
wear 64 pieces of clothing. Gavin thoughts?
Well, I'm glad it's on the same one as the one time we're going to be on with TPG.
Right.
This is very much like that time we did 40X in it.
This is just like 40X.
It's just like at the end.
I will say we saw 40X. we had the premium seats, dude.
We did, we did like those poor people in the front row,
you know?
I didn't want to say anything.
You could say bastard.
I didn't want to say, you know, I don't know.
The thing about 40X is that if you're in the first two rows,
it looks like this, but you can't see the movie.
The movie's being projected onto the smoke,
and then you just live in it.
You don't like the smell, do you?
No, I love the smell.
You have to talk right into that microphone, because it's hot, no. I love the smell, I'm just being inhaling all of it. You don't like the smell, do you? No, I love the smell. You have to talk right into that microphone.
I love the smell, I'm just being inhaling all of it.
Hell yeah, that's awesome.
Well, welcome to the show.
What a seven.
All right, Gavin's at 27.
He has 64 pieces that he has to wear.
And he has said many times on fuckface
that it's mostly ties.
It's a lot of ties.
Why are you going all in on the ties, man?
Why don't you like like layer layering a couple t-shirts?
I thought it'd be easier.
How's that going?
It was not.
I got a little life question for you, bro.
How did you learn how to tie a tie?
I went to school, had a little uniform.
Really?
Went to work at weight troves, had a tie there.
What? Weight troves?
Yeah, tie a rope. People kept tugging on it though,
like, yanking it, making it small.
So I adopted the clip on, after a while.
Just on them.
Why were people tug-
Who's tugging on your tie?
And keep it a grapefruit.
You know?
Give it a four.
All right.
I don't know, people just yank up people's ties sometimes.
Is that not happened to everyone?
Is that the UK thing?
It's not right.
I'm always fascinated by... I'm always fascinated by Thai culture, dude,
because I feel like I started with off with Clip Ons.
And I thought that was actually how Thai has worked.
And then I like, you thought Thai has worked by clipping on?
I mean, like, when I was a kid, I'm like,
get the clip on, you know?
And then, but then I actually learned how to tie a tie,
one not only.
And then as I got a little bit older,
I realized there's a whole culture around it.
Double Windsor, full Windsor, like, triple loop. There's like big different types of knots.
The knots look different. What tie method are you going to use in here?
I'm going for the box standard, the school one that I learned when I was about five.
Do you ever dabble with other knots? No, you go around twice.
This is terrible. Audio, by the way, I'm not even.
It's a double Windsor. See, Mike knows. This is a culture Oh, dear, by the way, I'm not even. That's a double winch.
Yeah.
See, Mike knows.
That's a cultured man.
When you get into full wins.
Uh, bow.
Oh, self-tied bow.
No, I can't, no, no, I can't, I can't ever wear a bow tie.
I think I have too much of a look that if I wore a bow tie,
it would be like a little too like Tucker Carlson.
Yeah, that would be pretty like.
Yeah, he's like co-opted the bowtie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I thought he stopped wearing him.
I thought he wanted to be a little taken seriously
as a journalist, so he stopped wearing him.
Mm-hmm.
Because he doesn't want to look like hungry meal.
What's the hunger man meal?
Daddy's special little boy.
He was daddy's special little boy.
He was a hunger man meal fortune.
He doesn't want to look like that anymore.
So he started wearing full length adult boy ties.
Oh, you think they're clunky ties or not?
Like him, I don't think he's rocking the skinny tie.
No, no, he's never listened to Green Day.
You're like, trip me out.
When I would see those ties that have a flat bottom.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is going on with that?
Oh, look at this.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Like, you know, like you stood the same question.
The standard thing, and then you have like the weird, also a fan of like the swing dancer like big big old
big old boy, Steve Harvey tie. Yeah, the tie that like looks like it belongs on a cartoon wolf. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say both the
square tie and the big tie remind you like a horny cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's something about horny cartoon wolf culture that is it's permanent. It's non-standard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely like
Zoot suits are no longer in however for horny cartoon cartoon wolves forever. You know what I mean?
And Steve Harvey. It's Steve Harvey.
Horny cartoon wolves and Steve Harvey were very similar. What are you guys watching?
Where there's like a horny cartoon wolf? What do you mean? He's got he sees like a lady on the stage in the room. And he goes, he goes out, his eyes go huge
and then he gets himself to speak.
And he goes, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he cartoon wolf status, bro.
Dude, I'll be honest, I grew up without TV.
So like, I like this whole like piece of culture, you know?
Is that a piece of TV trivia that you were expecting, Gavin?
I had no idea about this.
Yeah, wild bro.
Well, I should say, like, I'm a little asterisk on there. I had a TV starting this. Yeah, wild bro. Well, I should say, I have a little little asterisk on there.
I had a TV starting freshman year high school.
That's insane.
That's insane.
We're the same age.
Didn't dabble with rug rats or any of these things, dude.
How are you so like, you're probably like the most pop culture
like plugged in dude that I know.
How what happened?
I have just like an overload.
I had this like, this big gap, you know, like I, as I said,
a lot of people care about Doug.
Oh, right, right.
Right, right.
You know, you missed it.
No context.
Right.
So I got nothing, but yeah, I was pretty savage.
My parents, like, they weren't like,
let it's or anything, they just didn't want the TV.
Okay, I will say though, pioneering.
We did have a VCR. See, that was my follow-up. I was like,
did you have a VCR? So we, we would actually OG rent the VCR from Blockbuster. What?
What? You would rent the VCR from Blockbuster. Okay, when VCRs came out, they were like $1,000.
Yeah, but we're the same age and they work that expensive when we were kids. Like,
it's a piece, I don't think it was like a money thing. It was just like, they want to be reading books, dude. They want
to be my nose and token. They wanted me to get in the CS Lewis. You know, they didn't
want me just like ripping on episodes of Ren and Stimpy or whatever, like insane shit
that was, which I understand I totally get. But again, you're like the most movie like
plugged in dude that I you call Godfather G1 Well to movies is a different piece because if you only have a vcr and you have to rent it
That means that you have so much more intent about what you watch okay?
So that means like when you're going to the store you're going to blockbuster you look at all these movies
You really got to pick some dope shit
You can't be like oh let's go home with like mechrator 57, you know like right right?
We're gonna go home
and we are going to watch the OG Space Invaders.
Right, right, right, right.
You gotta make something happen.
Hey, Gavin, what number yet?
Oh, God.
Boy, two.
Yeah, we're making it.
Gavin is at 42 and he's getting there.
I found him a lot of Hawaiian shirts.
Yeah.
I thought that Hawaiian shirts would be the way,
like that's like the jam.
It just felt like with, I knew he was gonna do a lot of ties.
And then I figured something that he could drape over
without closing would be like,
you a Hawaiian shirt guy?
No, I don't think so.
I don't own any, you think so?
Mustache, yeah.
Also, Gavin's got like a c'thulu beard,
like the deed from Pirates of the Caribbean,
where it's like tentacles, but it's all ties.
It's all, oh, you have like a scarf, like of the Caribbean where it's like tentacles, but it's all tied. It's all here
Oh, you have like a scarf like a sparkle scarf. That's fun. That little tie in the front is doing a lot of
I know it's so sweet energy tie dude. Yeah, that day
We talked about it. We will that they do it. Yes, it's
It's amazing. Um Gavin. Do you want to explain the bet that you lost with Andrew?
Um, what was I saw it bet Andrew couldn't beat Donkey Kong 64.
Right.
In 20.
I think it was like 30 hours or so.
You gave him some hours.
Yeah, he quoted some amount of time that was like,
this is how it takes to beat Donkey Kong 64.
And I think he just massively overquoted,
so I would give him some really easy target.
Yeah, because he did it in like 15 hours or so.
Well, it is like the first bet he's won the in like the 100 episodes of our show. So you know
He gone 64 superior to Mario 64. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't he gone 64 is a I would say bad game really
Yeah, it's not very good. It is slow by like now standards
Yeah, definitely and even by then standards you're just like oh come on it drags
We tried to we did a we did a hard mode back game
where we tried to do the first level, no bananas.
Very hard.
There's three bananas off that.
You can't just walk over.
And you can't just jump over.
You have to roll jump.
So it's a very high barrier to entry of that challenge.
Truly a hard mode.
Yeah.
I know nothing about this game,
but I have one crucial question.
Yeah, it's up bananas
Does the soundtrack slap oh, yeah, it's got the DK rap at the top you want to talk right into that microphone to make sure it gets you
Okay, cool. I just want to make sure that you're getting it really
From it
I want to make sure you got the DK. Oh my god. I'm just saying DK rap probably the best video game rap song really yeah, it's pretty about the underwater
Was there an underwater little?
Like in the super Nintendo one the underwater music is so alive
But totally different totally different. This is this is one where they talk about what all of the different monkeys do
Yeah, and then they make fun a lanky Kong like they just like go in on like they don't go like they just like
They're like this guy has no grace. He looks like a fucking idiot.
Yeah, they're like like this.
Kong has a funky like has like a funny face
and everyone else has guns and this flips and shit.
Yeah, like he calls no bitches.
Yeah, wait, so is there any crossover with Banjo Kazooie?
It's made by rare, but that's the only crossover.
There's no Easter eggs.
There's no more.
I don't know.
I don't think there's any lore.
Damn.
There's lore, I think with Banjo Kazooie in the war. No, no, there is.
Because Banger, Kazooie crosses over into Diddy Kong racing,
which is Diddy Kong, which crosses back over in a Donkey Kong.
So that is the cr... But that's also where conquer from conquer's bad free day comes from.
So welcome to the podcast where we're talking about Nintendo 64 games that I welcome the Dcast. Yeah, this is true story. What? No, like you can't. Does anyone
pen a touch? Oh, you've been off camera. Nicholas is also helping. That's very good.
Good. Great, bro. Yeah. We got to find a Margaritaville after that. Let's go.
Wasted away again. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Nicholas, if you had to guess how many clothing items
do you think he's up to?
We said 22, a little bit.
Yeah.
Nicholas is saying 55.
I think that's regulation.
I like it.
All right, Gavin, you're getting close.
Don't forget.
You have one crucial item that you have.
You're going to lost.
Yeah, that's going on.
That's a good item, too.
That's a great idea.
I have a jab on with hats, Gav. I would definitely see. Oh, I didn't bring any hats. There's only one lost. Yeah, that's going on. That's a good item too. That's a great idea. I started jabbing with hats, guys.
I would definitely see.
Oh, I didn't bring any hats.
There's only one hat.
Yeah.
You'll see.
Oh, good.
Wait, what number are you at?
55.
55.
556.
Yeah.
Are you here?
No, you said you have something guess.
Not what is he at?
Oh, he doesn't know what he's at.
What is that?
He lost count.
That's why I had to ask Nicholas
That's I wasn't just asking Nicholas. I thought you were doing look at how close you Nick yet no absolutely not
I was saying Nicholas help me
You have to save the segment why do we have so many Hawaiian shirts?
Wait, you know, that's a great question
Gams is a huge state
He's rich then what do you think you're up to? You know?
Oh, what did you say 70? What is the objective? What's the goal? Somewhere around 40 or 50. I
forgot which like starting number I was. Oh my god. I think he's there bro. I think five more.
I think he's got about five more in there.
Let's go.
Go with the shorts.
Are you trying to, are you trying to show like short lists or what?
He does have eight pairs of shorts.
That's a lot of shorts, but it's mostly a lot of ties.
It's chubby is one pair of shorts or two.
Oh, we talked about this.
I think it's like, because I had a whole argument about socks.
I felt like one sock was one sock.
Okay.
And then it was like two socks is a pair and it's a whole thing.
But you only knew one sock.
But I had just a whole thing.
Don't worry about it.
They said one socks, one sock, two socks a pair.
You keep your socks sorted?
What?
You sort your socks, bro?
No, I put them in a drawer and then I start grabbing socks.
You got loose socks.
Yeah.
You sort your shoes?
So I used to be like a snatching grab.
Like I had all black socks and the same brand kept the same cut.
But then I got in the like meandy socks.
So now I have like individual socks
for my socks and meandies.
And it looks, it's very, yeah, it looks sick.
So great buddy.
Yeah.
So this is the only day I haven't worn meandy socks.
I feel like I could become a sock pioneer dude.
Yeah.
I found us.
Oh, here we go.
All right, here, okay. He's up to say hey Barbara
How do you think this looks good? Thank you. Gavin's up to 63 pieces of clothing. What's the goal?
Barbara, you be my reporter and help and thank you very much. This is already on to you. Okay cool. Okay, so Gavin's up to 63 pieces of clothing
And we're gonna go with 64 hang on that's that's the tie which is part that's not gonna fit
Surely that's not gonna fit. Surely, that's not gonna fit. It might.
Oh wow, that's okay.
So now, the final piece, this is what Andrew Pantin
has chosen that Gavin will wear.
And Gavin's, oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
Where is the hole?
Is it a mess?
It's a hat. What can't see? Is it a mask? It's a hat. Is that what you have to tug it back?
That's a bill. That's the bill of the hat. Oh, I thought it was a mask. I thought it looked
fresh. I thought I was going to wear it. Come on, bro. Barbara, how are you feeling about
the 64 pieces? Is this 64? Are we done? Well, more or less. He lost count around 40. Nicholas
started taking guesses. Do you want me to, do you want me to try to count
them? That's a sheer impossibility. But yes, please do. Good luck. He's also just
no, I'm wearing two backwards eight prints. I saw him, I saw him pick something
up and then be like, no, not for me. Yeah, you're fascinated because look at
much stuff. The ties are loader possible. Yeah. It's possible. It's possible.
It's going on. And he tied the, by the the way he tied them all. Yeah, they're not like just put on.
No, he tied the ties. So,
pressive tying. How many how many shorts are you wearing?
Oh boy, Jesus. This is why did we pay off this bet on the show?
We have a guest in office today and and she speed ran an HR call.
That's right.
Six, seven.
OK.
Eight.
Uh-huh.
I'm like, make sure it doesn't get. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, good dude or nine with the box nine and nine shorts 10 boxes okay so 10 this is this is
I mean I don't know if it's 60 you better put on my two more things just for good
matter yeah you should put on a couple of things just in case yeah what while he does that I have a
question for Barbara do you have a theory why there's so many Hawaiian shirts in this big these boxes? Mr. T. vet?
Um, I honestly have no idea. I didn't realize we had such a need for Hawaiian shirts here.
Apparently.
Um, although I know that Gus really likes Hawaiian shirts, so maybe he's had like an
influence on our wardrobe department.
You think that he likes Hawaiian shirts so much that they keep them stocked?
Yeah.
Okay.
Gus, who I don't think I've ever seen wear a Hawaiian shirt It's donated them. No, I think it was like a panty thing. He got
Put down it into the Hawaiian
Yeah, really yeah, I see Hawaiian shirt Tiki drinks. They're like adjacent, you know what I mean?
You know, I think that's I think that's
You think you're 64?
Ladies and gentlemen 64 pieces of clothing on Gavin free
Wow
Really incredible what a look dude. Yeah, those leggings did the job. Yeah, well 64 pieces of clothing on Gavin free. Wow.
Really incredible. Quite a look, dude.
Those leggings did the job.
Yeah.
Well, thank you very much, Barbara, for being my correspondent.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Can someone get Gavin a what are you roasted in there? Yeah, dude are you happy Andrew? You son of a bitch?
I'm just taking a couple of quick picks. You look like a garbage monster from a kids movie.
Is this the crossover you wanted?
Oh my God.
How you doing?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
I got to be honest, dude.
You look very Coachella-esque.
This is the best down.
Yeah.
This is kind of a, okay.
You're a rave.
You're about to go roll somewhere in the middle of the desert.
You're on your, you're just going broke.
Take me to doja cat.
Yeah.
Did you see that?
She brought back the Taco Bell Mexican pizza.
Yeah, the Mexican pizza.
So like they, the doja meal, she's like, hey, I brought back
the Mexican pizza and it's coming back on sale
on like the 19th of May.
And it's like, I mean, it's just the easiest
collaboration.
I've never had one before. No've had one. I've had one. Food item from
history. Would you like to bring back? Boy, it's a tough
call. Oh, the Wendy's pretzel pub bacon cheeseburger.
Okay. Because it was probably the best thing I've ever had at
Wendy's. And they took it away. And they replaced it with
garbage. There was this line. Wendy fell off.
There's this line king ice cream.
That was like Timon and Pumba and it had like gummy bugs in it.
Oh nice.
Oh, that was sick.
Thanks, man.
I'm going to be able to.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
No, no, no, he's got it.
See?
I did it.
Yeah.
We need a dropper. We need a hammer. I'm going to be able it. I did it. Yeah. Yeah.
We need a dropper.
We need a hamster.
A little hamster water.
A little hamster water.
A little hamster water.
A little hamster water.
Dude, Tipe G and I went out for a feb's the other night.
Yeah, that was still nice.
We played a bit of Mario Kart.
Oh!
I completely forgot how to make the car accelerate, dude.
It was very, in my youth, dude, I had it like perfectly time from the rockabooce
and then this started and I was just like go,
like what do we do it, why not go?
You play on the switch?
No, we played on an old school lunch.
Oh, okay, I was like,
the switch one has auto go, like it goes where it really?
Yeah, they have all the thing where you can play with kids.
Yeah, you can turn it off, but it's like default on.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
I did have a food item I wanna bring back though.
Oh, what is it? You thought about
this. So I grew up in Boston and there's a place called
Friendly's. I heard of Friendly's ice cream,
chain, whatever. Okay. They had this thing, the watermelon
roll. So sick. The watermelon. Yes. Okay. I'll describe it to
you. Maybe it maybe it exists still. But so picture like a
half logs like this long. Top the green of a watermelon got it lime sherbert, right?
Then you work down to the next level white lemon sherbert, okay?
Then you get into the the meat the watermelon meat watermelon sherbert. Yeah, yeah
Chocolate chips
So you would this thing would come in a big box
Then you would just like cut slices of it and you would just this thing would come in a big box, then you would just like
cut slices of it. And you would just eat this sherbert, it's like a cream cake, but it's
just sherbert. Yes, yeah, it's incredible. It's, um, yeah, it looks incredible. Yeah, that's
it. That's actually like, that, okay, that looks better than I thought it would. It will
no, that's not the picture of what it looks like. Oh, never mind. That looks worse than
I thought. I could be like homemade man. That's his friendlies water
My little like the land of cookie-pussed and stuff though like isn't
Carvelle like Carvelle. Carvelle isn't that like a thing out there. Yeah, we a lot of dairy queen
Well dairy queen love dairy queen. Oh, yeah, it was never a blizzard guy though. What why?
Slush kid dude for sure
No from dairy queen
Yeah, have you ever gotten that from Dairy Queen?
No, this is like my girlfriend, she was like, I was like, oh man, you know what has a
good, what has surprisingly good ice cream, or soft serve, she was like, I don't know Dairy
Queen and I was like, a place that's not known for its ice cream.
And she was like, well, they have burgers.
You never got a burger.
And I was like, who's going to Dairy Queen for the burgers?
Anyway, yeah, no, it's some, why would you get a slushy at dairy queen?
It's not dairy.
I'm watching Gavin just stare straight ahead.
I was wondering about this because I didn't know
if like ice cream culture exists in England, you know?
Oh yeah, we got ice cream.
But like, is there like a thing where you like go out,
you know, ride your bike to the DQ,
spend all your lunch money on the ice cream.
Oh, so you guys have like the ice cream truck
and it plays a little ditty?
Is it a play the race song?
How does that one go?
No, you get like a 99, like a wippy with a flake in it.
What the fuck did you just say?
What did you say?
Well, I think it used to be 99p, but I don't think it is an old one.
What's a flippy?
A wippy, Mr. Wippy.
What's that?
Google Mr. Wippy with a flake.
Is this one of those ways to make English characters?
Like, this is.
So here, let me tell you about Fuckface
that just happened on this fucking show.
We're Gavin just introduced Bovril to the show,
and I'm furious.
What is it?
You know what Bovril is?
It's a thing.
It's like beef broth, but a drink.
Yeah, it's like meat paste.
Yeah, you can.
That's what he's talking about.
Yeah, that's just an ice cream cone.
With a Kit Kat.
Yeah. No, it's a flake. Or what is, with a Kit Kat. Yeah, it's a flake or what is it?
It looks like bar the flake looks like a this if you took peeled the chocolate off a Swiss roll. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's gross kind of good gross
Oh, the flake is the crumbliest food item on the planet
Yeah, it comes in like yellow. I can't eat chocolate on the feet on the
I feel like we could have a crumble off and a flake would win. Oh, wow.
There are always like 200 crumbs.
Wow.
It looks mushy.
So mushy.
Huh.
I have a question from last week's or the week, I don't know.
So Gavin, you're British.
Is there a special word for Tater Tot?
Ooh.
I'm not sure I ever had a tot when I lived there.
Why, what do you know?
Well, we were googling it.
Because first of all, Chris said the insane thing
that the tater tot is a french fry.
Yeah, he's dumb, don't worry.
Wrong.
But we were googling it and they were like,
What are they called like infants?
No, or Rida has the, like, they've trademarked tater tot.
Yeah.
So there's like a British version called like,
in oven crumbly. Oh, oven crumbly. Oh a British version called like an oven crumbly. Oh
oven, oven, oven crispy, oven crumbly. I would, I'd get involved with some oven crumbly.
Getting involved. And there was, there was another one that was even more rotted, but they called it like
like the like Britain's favorite knobby snack or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it was. Yeah,
yeah, and it was just like, well, that's not, come come on It's like an oven crispy. Don't do that my my jam when I was a kid was turkey dinosaurs
What the shit what's turkey? Is that like chicken nuggets? Yeah, they're saying the dinosaurs, but you said turkey
They're turkey. Yeah, are they breaded? Yeah, oh, and they're turkey. Oh, yeah, I've never thought about a turkey nugget
You know what they're still around I think they were immensely unhealthy
I can confirm they are still around. I think they were immensely unhealthy.
I can confirm they are still around.
My kids eat them, dude.
Turkey does.
No, I don't know about turkey, but chicken for sure.
Oh, the chicken dinosaur.
Yeah, but these are turkey.
Yeah, I've never thought about a turkey nugget.
What else can we nugget that we aren't nuggeting right now?
We should nugget more things.
Yeah, what else can we get pork?
It's just deep frying, right?
Well, no, because you have to...
Is it shooting and shooting?
Yeah, yeah, it's like you have to like process it and stuff.
Do you know about pork scratchings?
No, oven crunchies.
Is that a, is that a, is that a,
is that like a,
like a pork grind?
A pork grind?
I can't see you.
Is that like the fried skin bit of a pork?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A pork grind, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she's your own.
She's your own.
Yeah, all cultures have fried pork.
They do.
Everyone has the pig and we eat the hell out. Yeah, it's so good
Everyone just decided to kill the pig. Yeah, I had incredible ham yesterday, dude
Great Easter ham do I and I had kind of like ham trauma
So I did take go back and do it like wait wait wait so strong you had ham trauma. Yes. What does that mean? Yeah?
So I have two brothers, right? All older than me, okay And my parents would make just like a big boy ham on Sundays like a real thick one and
No TV giant ham. We would basically like the ham would have cherries
It would have whatever those cloves, you know, clums. Yeah, uh-huh. Those do those things
You put them in anything make your fingers hurt dudes like you have paid to eat
Wow, and then pineapples of course of course and You put them in anything, make your fingers hurt dude. It's like, yeah, pay to eat dude. Pain to eat, you know what I mean?
And then pineapple's of course, of course.
And whatever we didn't eat of the big boy ham
on a Sunday just lasted the whole week
for a leftover dude.
So by the time we got to like Wednesday,
we were crushing like ham with pasta.
Was that some rank ham at that point?
Or was it the key point?
Well, the goal would be to eat as much ham
as possible on Sunday.
So like if you knew it was ham,
you're like, it's cool being like,
so basically on Sunday, you're trying to eat the ham
of Wednesday's pasta.
Yeah.
I've been like, push yourself, Joe, come on, we'll put this down.
We're like, I don't want pasta.
You know how about ham?
You don't have, you know the ham was on you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My mom's just making stuff up in the kitchen.
Was this like a weekly ham? No, it was like, happened like once a month, but like when the ham hit the table on yeah. Mom's just making stuff up in the kitchen. Was this like a weekly ham?
No, it was like happened like once a month,
but like when the ham hit the table on Sunday.
You look mostly ham.
It's crazy.
You knew it was going down.
I sound so ungrateful now.
I love my parents, you know.
There's like a feeling bad.
You're parents sound cool.
I mean, this sounds great.
I can only think of three holiday,
or three times a year where I eat like a honey baked ham.
It's like Easter, maybe Thanksgiving and Christmas.
That's it.
Is Hammond Easter thing?
Yeah.
I think Hammond is Easter.
It's like like a pot roast in the ham.
We can't eat the ham.
So we do the ham.
Yeah.
Some people do lamb.
Some people do lamb.
That's second end.
I'm not really a lamb guy.
I'm like, I've had it, but I can't remember it.
Is it too gamey?
You know, no, it's good though.
Goat, that's better.
No, I'm about goat.
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Yeah, we do.
A cow.
Baby chickens are dog food.
They're just, that's true.
No, but like chicken is a crime.
But like there's not like a term, like,
Ville is big, is like the baby cow,
and then there's the cow we eat the beef, right?
But like, the lamb and then cheap mutton.
Yeah.
Chicken is just, well, chicken.
We don't eat the, what do we eat the dog food?
Then chicken.
What about Cornish goodness? well, that's a full grown
That's that's a different thing. It's a different bird. Yeah, it's a different. Yeah, they're just small. You're a quail guy
Are you a coil man? Hey, hey Tim you fuck with quail. I'm not I think I've ever had quail
I'm about the egg
What about what about a hipster quail egg on a piece of food that you didn't know you're a avocado toast. Yeah, I
Don't know dude. I don't know, dude.
That's all, that's all, that's all,
something I feel like that's like a real thing.
You could get very deep in that different eggs of birth.
Have you ever had an aged duck egg?
Like, crack like the balloon thing?
It's like, you can get them at like Asian birds a lot.
Like you can get them at each one.
And it's like, it's like, it's like, it's called like a thousand year old
egg.
You just like an aged duck egg.
Yeah, the balloon is the fetus. The balloon is old egg. You use it like an age duck egg. The blue is the fetus.
The blue is really something.
What is it?
It's a fertilized egg.
Yep.
And right before the egg hatches, they boil it.
Yep.
And then you eat it.
Who's the, is this your pan thing?
No, it's the scorpion.
Do you slurp it?
Do you slurp it?
Or is it chewy?
How's it eaten?
You just eat it like a boiled egg.
It's that discot.
Is she kidding? Yeah. That's enough and crunchy.? You just eat it like a boiled egg. It's that discot. Is she kidding?
Yeah.
That's enough and crunchy.
Wow.
You ate it.
A lot of different ways to eat eggs.
A lot of it, you know what?
Never thought about different bird eggs like this.
What other bird eggs can we get into?
I don't know.
Well, we've seen Austria.
Oh, the Austrian egg.
We made an Austrian egg omelette one time on the podcast.
Aren't they gross?
No, it was fine.
It was just like, it was like an intense egg.
It's a very hot shell.
I think that someone's trying to smack it on the head. I remember, right?
I don't remember.
Maybe.
Ostrages are fucking terrifying.
Yeah.
We've got dinosaurs.
Yeah, that's just a rockster, yeah.
Grackles and ostriches are both like if dinosaurs were now.
Would you either crackle or it's egg?
I think if you ate a crackle, you would be cursed
and then they would like come for you.
I have like no doubt, yeah, that's like bad oldman stuff.
I just think, I don't think you would be cursed. I think if you ate a crackle, you would like come for you. I have like no doubt, yeah, that's like bad old man stuff. I just think I don't think you would be cursed.
I think if you ate a crackle, you would like die
because crackle was just feet off of Austin grounds.
Yes.
So it'd be like, okay, you can have one crackle
and it's like it only had torches.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I watched crackle days like gays.
I watched a crackle eat, have a feast,
you know, have an ashtray.
I don't know what it was eatin'
but don't think it was eatin' cigarette.
Where was that at?
It was scoffin'. I think it was a torches. It was a cigarette. Where was that it was scoffing?
I do the torches
The torches is always I remember I was like my first week here and we all took me the torches and like we ate as like a team
and you know they have like
Like you just like kind of people come and get the bins off of the little plastic things and we got up and a swarm of grackles
They don't yeah, they don't like no hesitation of the little plastic things, and we got up and a swarm of grackles descended on the table
as soon as we walked away.
They don't like no hesitation.
They're like, they're like dogs,
where like if you leave, you're rude,
and they just go up.
I just realized something crazy about grackles though.
Yeah, so when I was in college,
I used to go to this D's all the time,
and just like crushed chicken nuggets and stuff.
Right, and there would just be these fat chickies.
Yeah, just like, they look like baseballs.
Yeah, and they'd be like,
couldn't fly. They just crushing
McDonald's all day. I'm sitting there in the window. Look out, eat my nugs, you know, and see these fat birds.
Uh-huh. And then these birds are living their life. Yeah. But I've never seen a fat crackle. No. And these
guys, you know, they're like, I go over to the scrap. That's what they're like, they fight. Yeah. I've never seen
crackles fighting. They fight all the time. They fight all the time? I was at brunch with Hannah and Meriel,
and I saw two Greckles scrapping over a piece of chip,
like a tortilla chip.
Like, you know when you bite a chip and a piece will just go
and like just away, that happened,
they just started fighting each other.
That should mean that somebody wins,
so it would get fat.
No, no, because if you're constantly in like that fight
or flight, and they're doing both,
they're always fighting.
Yeah, they're always fighting and they're always fighting. I like
crackles. Oh, I'm about it. I think there I think there may be like top 10 bird. My favorite
bird. Also, I love that they sound like the seagulls from from finding. They are they're
crazy. It's top 10 bird. Top 10 bird for sure. Number one bird. No doubt. Wow. Number
one with a ball. They're full of cool birds in ATL. I like crackles. We got pigeons. Yeah.
You know, Atlanta pigeons in Canadian geese that attack children is a cool
Yeah, those those feel pretty universal
I'm gonna say I'm not really a geese guy, but
Come around on them. I have generational trauma with geese like him and the ham
Yeah, my dad was forbidden from like shooting a goose before he had he'd be for the goose and they were like you can't shoot him
And he was like what can I do and they were like, you can't shoot them. And he was like, what can I do? And they were like, you can put up a fence.
They like to fly their food or walk to their food.
So if you put up a fence, they won't go in there.
So they were like, yeah.
So you set up a string fence around our yard.
And as he was putting in the last steak,
a goose just walks over and like ducks under.
Yeah.
Eating the grass in front of them.
And it's, that's awesome.
Haunting. Did you know kangaroos eat grass? What? I watched a video today where a kangaroo like ducks under your face. Yeah. Eating the grass in front of them. And it's, that's awesome. Pond tank.
Did you know kangaroos eat grass?
What?
I watched a video today where a kangaroos eating grass.
What did you think they ate?
I guess I never thought about it.
On dogs.
Yeah, like people.
I guess in my head, they had like kind of like a crash bandicoot
style diet, whether eating like Wampafruit,
which is not a real thing.
But I love maybe that's what a kangaroo subsisted on. It was a Wampafruit. Have you ever a real thing. But I love maybe that's what I can't create.
I think we're subsisting on.
It was a Wampafruit.
Have you ever seen a real Bandicoot?
No.
What?
Bandicoot.
Bandicoot is not real.
Is it not?
What do you think you've seen?
No, that's a real creature.
No, it's not.
It's a bandicoot.
It is a bandicoot.
Wait, what is that?
Bandicoot's not a real thing.
You're full of shit.
No, bandicoot's not real.
Hey, am I right?
That's like saying, the Wolverine is not real thing.
No, Wolverine is a real thing, but a bandicoot's not a real thing.
Are you kidding us real?
Check the tips.
Yes, yes, they are.
They should really have a real thing.
I don't think a brandicoot's real.
I don't get on this thing.
I think it was real.
No, it's real.
No, it's not.
Bandicoot's.
No, it's not.
It's real.
It's real.
It's got an extra.
Bandicoot.
Yeah.
Yep, they're, uh, I don't believe this.
No, they're real.
Right, pull up picture of Bandicoot. Are they in Australia? They're marsupials. Well, yeah, the made up thing is
They're on the warguss marsupials. I don't know. It's it must be a piece nice. It's a bandicoot
Let me see. I'm sorry. I'm not wearing denim shorts
It looks like a chinchilla, but like it looks like a fucking rat
Here it looks like you're this looks like you're one of your profile picks.
This is bullshit.
Wait, is it in Australia?
Yeah, it's Australia.
Yeah, it's a, it's a,
yeah, I tell you get it, man,
I struggle with Australia a lot, dude.
Bandicoot are a group of more than 20 species
of small and medium sized terrestrial.
What, largely nocturnal marsupial omnivores
in the order of, I'm not gonna say that, parent.
Paramelamorphia,
Paramelamomorphia.
Damn, she really good at that.
Do you know the life cycle of marsupials?
I'm sorry, the life cycle?
Well, like, you know how a kangaroo has a pouch.
Yeah.
But it's not just like store its kids.
It's like, that's like where it's,
yeah, birthed and like hanging out.
Yeah, I think the kangaroo innards
will just, they can't survive in there very long. So they get born as like a wet. Yeah, I think the kangaroo in it's will just they can't survive in
there very long. So they get born as like a wet slug. Yeah. It's really. They come out
and crawl up the outside of the kangaroo and they're getting the patch to continue.
And then they over and are and I think it's even more messed up. And I think kangaroos are
as fucked up as they are because the mother does not like. No, like they have to make it.
And so with that, they're all lower,
but like kangaroos are like jack big, big style up top,
but they're like leg day animals.
Like those are, those are like straight up like lift guys.
So much of the way that kangaroos are like,
deer's here.
They are, they're there.
Like they're dumb as a deer, they stand upright.
They're pests and people shoot them
because it'll come on like the land.
It's their deer.
I feel like they're less like deer
and they're more like like a big rat.
Like they're not even like,
like you can get like, you know,
I feel like hunters are like hunting deer.
And like, yeah, shut 20 point buck.
People are just like,
I had a bunch of kangaroo that they should have out back.
It's definitely the kind of animal
where like you know when you go back in time and they say like,
look, this is like the giant sloth and you're like,
well, how did this exist?
That's a key area.
Kangaroo is the thing that we should see.
Are we like, is it a kangaroo?
No, I'm saying that those are the things.
Kangaroo are giant.
They're like, she's all.
Exactly.
I'm saying that those are the things that should be extinct
and we go like, and this is what a kangaroo was
and we go, wow, how did that even exist?
That's so crazy. But instead, you're just in like New South Wales and everyone goes like, and this is what a kangaroo was and we go, wow, how did that even exist? That's so crazy.
But instead, you're just in like New South Wales
and everyone goes, look at this fucking thing,
it's everywhere.
It like touches your car window, it takes your life away.
I think my favorite thing I read about the kangaroo
was that there was once an instance
where a man was wearing jeans and got kicked by a kangaroo
and it kicked his penis off.
It like completely severed it is jeans.
Yes, just to get kicked in this. It is skin. Thank you so much for bringing this up.
I too was about to say this.
My first experience with kangaroos, like outside of school,
there was a kangaroo and Tekken.
Yeah, I could take it through.
Boxing gloves.
So in my mind, I was like, oh, kangaroos can fight.
But then I also have heard that they are vicious.
They can cut open your guts all smooth
out there.
I'm sure it was provoked, but the claws are made
for gutting other animals.
I also love that you said he was wearing jeans.
That was the cause.
Like why would you?
You know, if you were a cagler, just wait.
Yeah.
This motherfucker wearing the leaps.
I mean, excuse me.
I couldn't kick my way through a parage.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't think you have to kick your way through.
I think you just have to like,
Gailer really likes this.
I think you just got to kick really hard, you know?
Like, you go, uh huh.
I told you they're leg-dannimals.
Yeah, yeah.
It also just sounded like you were like,
if he was wearing basketball shirts.
That's what I was thinking.
The pressure just happened.
Yeah, it's him.
Yeah.
That's what I was showing.
It's her.
Oh, that's right. Well, this is her from Tek that's the guy. It's her. Oh, that's right.
This is her from Tekken 7.
That pouch is nasty.
Yeah, but he's OG or excuse me, she is OG.
Yeah, these are Liz old school like, you know, you play Eddie Gordo in a kangaroo.
Yeah, what about gone that little guy?
You have the far, hell yeah, hell yeah.
Yeah, it's what I'm talking about.
True ogre guy for sure.
Dr. Baskone of it.
It was the, the metal arm book.
King?
No, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the,Arm book. King? No, that's the...
That's the...
No, that's not Paul.
No, Paul's just like a big fighter guy.
Jack.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Yeah, that's the Jack.
Yeah, you'll see him it's Sue.
That was my guy.
That was one of the good guys.
I like Sex Pest-Coded characters.
What does that mean?
Like a character that's just like,
and like it's especially in Japanese video games
and media, there's like a sex-pest character.
You should just like, sex-pest, like a sexual deviant.
And Yoshi Mitsu was one of those.
There was another guy and like the,
it's always just like a character who's like,
not gay, but like all of their stuff is like this.
And they're always a villain.
And that's always my favorite character.
Oh, Yoshi Mitsu.
Is he the one that jumped on the sword?
Yes, yeah, yeah, he could probably love that. Oh, and she meant to. Is he the one that jumped on the sword? Yes, yeah, yeah. He could, you could probably love that.
Love that. I mean, a terrible way to go to get sword pogo to death.
Yeah, like a kangaroo comes in and kicks your dick off the
pogo death by a sword, Tekken style. And then that's your funeral is here,
here lies Gavin. He got Tekkened. I have a question for you. You work with TPG.
What's the best thing that landed in your calendar from TPG?
I feel like I have a, I am I. Oh god.
Those are the, we wouldn't solve Joker when it came out team bonding.
Team bonding. Also the team just be bonding over Joker. We would go see Joker at 8 a.m.
And it's all about Jack. That's'll reject that. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not treating my team right.
I'm sorry, I'm sad Christian,
but Nicholas, we gotta go see a movie at 8 a.m.
and then go get broke.
Okay, a little background here, a little background here, okay.
Okay, then I are both DC people.
We like comics, right?
We just, we like had just,
we got rejected for the RFP,
we were sad, right?
We were so hyped about the movie.
And I was like, this movie's gonna be hype.
Yeah, listen, listen.
Alamo Drafthouse brunch, underrated as shit.
Okay, go in there, it's not that crowded.
They got a really good BLT with egg on it.
With egg, yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
The brunch.
Yeah, you and Lee are excited.
Yeah, it's great.
You get your little coffee you sit down and you just experience it.
The thing was, we thought that Joker was going to be a little more like.
Fun?
Like Batman vs Superman.
Yeah.
That enough joke.
Still a pretty good movie, but as a team bonding trip, you know.
You know, going into work on the Friday morning, having just seen Joker in the theater and
the only other person in the theater was just some dude in a trench
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see it's over from you. Yeah, my god puts you in a weird headspace. Yeah, I might joker
FI you for sure. Yeah, no that guy was definitely there like getting his villain origin story
Oh, no, I have a second one though. Yeah, would Kayla left my team. We had our last meal. You know where we went?
Hmm her her pick we went to Popeye's, dude. The Popeye's on Cameron.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Oh, Cameron.
That's so awesome.
That's the spot.
That's the spot.
They fucked up our whole order.
Yeah, yeah, that's the Popeye's on Cameron.
None of the soda machines worked.
So I was like, oh, that's empty.
That's just water.
I guess I'll get a Mr. Pib.
Oh.
These Popeye's a power franchise. Like, what's the deal with that? It is now. I think the chicken sandwich a Mr. Pib. Oh. He's pop by his power franchise.
Like, what's the deal with that?
It is now.
I think the chicken sandwich put them on the map.
The chicken sandwich put them on the map.
You know what I mean?
Like, they were always like low key.
And then the chicken sandwich really brought them out.
And now they're like, hey, check it.
They're doing something right now that's just like.
They're doing the McDonald's thing.
They're doing a basket of shrimp.
Yeah.
And their whole marketing campaign is,
we don't even fucking do shrimp.
I love it.
I don't know if you want a poboy.
Have it.
It really is like, what's happening?
And they go, I don't know.
So what?
My favorite things that Popeye says ever done,
that Megan the Stallion collab,
the Beyonce homecoming inspired swag drop.
That was sick. And just exist on the outskirts of my campus
to a point where you had to trek to it.
And every time you went there, it was like,
it was by like a subway line.
So it would just be either no one there or everyone there.
And when you were going between classes,
you never knew if you were gonna eat that day.
It was either, oh, side note, have you ever heard of crispy crunchy chicken?
It's like, what?
It's like, crispy cream spin off.
No, it is a chicken chain joint that exists mostly inside of gas stations.
And it's some of the best chicken I've had in my life.
Really?
See why I've put there's one on like, on MLK, like, I think so.
I think so.
Yeah, it's like, they have stores, but they are mostly in gas stations,
and you wanna go to the gas station one,
there's like honey butter chicken biscuits,
and also just like the best chicken breading I've ever had.
Glad you said the B word, dude.
Breading?
No, biscuit.
This is the final frontier.
I feel like I go to the restaurants in Austin,
like the Sambuji shit,
or like, you know, whatever this gas station to Haunt,
if you speak in the chat.
Everyone's gonna tell you about the biscuit.
Yeah.
And I wanna be a connoisseur of biscuits.
I appreciate that.
You ever dabble with Biscuit?
You know what that is?
Yeah, dude.
Okay, best chicken pot pie you wanna make,
use Biscuit.
Biscuit is like,
where are we talking about Biscuit on a fricking?
You are, yeah. Yeah, it's really so weird. Marricott and Biskwick. Biskwick is like, uh, where are we talking about Biskwick on the front? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really so weird.
Maricott and Biskwick.
Yeah.
It's like a, it's like a all-encompassing like baking.
Yeah, just that like milk.
And you can make biscuits with it.
Yeah.
There you go.
Where are the best chicken pot pie breading you've ever had?
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Are you gonna try to track it or what?
I have already bought my tickets.
Yeah, I booked my hotel, I can't wait.
I love RTX, do you have any of them?
RTX Pioneer.
First time I'm in Metcannon, was that RTX?
I was, I was gonna say, I realized we are 45 minutes in
and have not introduced Tim.
We've just said like,
He said he's Tim.
He's Tim.
So Tim, Tim, Tim, you want me to do it in true?
Yeah, will you?
All right.
Timothy Paul gets no pressure.
No pressure, he already messed it up.
That's not my middle name.
Timothy Paul Gensling, I assume.
The man, the myth, the legend.
He hails from Boston. He then went to California.
That's why his accent.
So I don't make sense.
So I don't make sense.
And then he worked for a full screen and was the only dude at full screen that was in
charge of Rupert's for a very long time.
Boy, that was a lot of pressure for one man.
So what can he do?
He hired me.
And then we both ran the sales team, integrated marketing team for Ruper Rooster Team. We're about two years until we were then acquired by Warner
Media. And then we got on the same team in different, like a different role.
And he's still there. He is now escalated to being a seller, which is some big
top dog shit. Oh boy. And he's my favorite person at RT.
Thanks, Kay. I feel like a proud dad, dude. Thanks, man. It's so nice.
Yeah. He hired me. That's so nice.
Yeah, he hired me and speaking of RTX,
this is the only reason I'm at I hit Matt Rooster teeth.
That's why.
Yeah, I once I came to RTX because I was working
on the don't swim.
And we did a main state.
Yeah, okay.
A main state.
I got in trouble for God.
Yeah, for saying like the wrong thing.
Yeah, so I live my whole life in fear
saying I'm going to say the wrong speech.
Yeah, I was I was on the Apollo gauntlet campaign
And the tick-tock campaign okay, and they had done stuff for RTX and they were like do you want to go?
And I was like I've never been to Texas sure and I was like oh this is sick
So then when AT&T did a violent corporate takeover of a Turner Turner broadcast
And they had a hiring freeze they're like oh, we can't keep you full-time and I was like oh that russier teeth place was cool
I'm not gonna get that job. I'm not gonna go to And then a two months later, I was in Texas. That's awesome.
That's fantastic. Thank you for the interesting. It's great to be here, man.
RTX was my first real exposure to Roochartee. I went in 2015. Oh, wow. I've been to everyone since.
Hell yeah. I just like it. I've always loved working with TPG. Yeah.
Oh my god. Are you out of sales? Yeah. Yeah, TPG is my favorite person in sales.
Yeah. I'm not going to sign up when I'm at Yeah. Yeah, TbG's my favorite person in sale. Yeah, that's cool.
I know what I'm saying.
I don't want to, you know, and so.
Yeah, I'm so.
But I can easily say that.
All right.
Tim will come.
Tim will come with off the wall ideas,
but there's always a nugget of something there
where you go, I want to explore this.
Yeah.
And that's where like, there's been like some cool shows
that we've gotten made. That we worked with Tim. Me and Tim pitched some like There's been like some cool shows that we've gotten made that we worked with Tim mean Tim pitch some like hardcore stuff
Hell yeah, just like going in and just like what if it's this and and then like daddy Warner going like yeah
We're into that we just have like a like a Monday meeting every day. We played Drake and we figure out our week
That was awesome. I love a good standing meeting. Well love a good standing meeting
Yeah, it's been a pretty wild ride dude Yeah, since 2015 that's back company. It's been that long when gap was the creative director of research
Yeah
And they're just trying to do cool shit make to make the fans happy. It's always good
Always about the fans. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. Do I like I used to when we when you all would have activations on the podcast like pizza
Hutt and things in the back in the day sm're not. I was always like lurking in the back.
They could just say it right. Yeah, get that copy down. But yeah, dude, it's good to be here.
Stoked about RTX. We have some cool ship plan.
Suppose I was going to say about RTX. The thing that I love about RTX, dude, is I always just like
ask fans like what they're going to keep my finger on the pulse. And I think some fans are like,
who the fuck is this? Rando asked you. Well, now they're in. Keep my finger on the pulse. And I think some fans are like, who the fuck is this?
Rando asked you.
Well, now they're gonna know.
Now you're gonna be a celebrity.
People are gonna be like, oh, she has that TPG.
Yeah, here I am, dude, on the show floor,
grind it away, but.
I'm grinding.
I just grind it.
I think we always get on well
because you're very passionate about
pretty much everything you touch.
Like the gardening.
Oh, we talking green juice.
You like right now?
Talking green life.
Oh, if you're not passionate, what are you doing? Yeah, I live my life
More a while
Other time, but I'm just understanding a guy you know like I I feel like
Life's too short to not care, you know what I mean?
And I get fired up about a lot of shit
I get fired up about movies music friends life my family, you know the whole thing
So I have so many thoughts about movies, music, friends, life, my family, you know, the whole thing. So, pizza night, pizza, what?
Pizza, what?
Dude, I have so many thoughts about blading me.
And I like my pizza night, but I actually like a pizza night, like, I'm on a decline, right?
Oh, really?
Yeah, I switched over to O.O. Flower, which Reddit was like, you got to, if you're a real
pizza boy, you got to use this shit.
What's O.O.
Yeah.
Well, you know, there's like, there's different kinds of flower.
Right.
There's like red flower, cake, cake, almond flour. No one needs that
And OO flour apparently is best for like I think dough binding. I thought seminello
Salmanella flower
No, it's the Simolina. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's like you put that on the bottom of the peel and
good one. Yeah, that's that's more that's like you put that on the bottom of the peel and slide it out. So it doesn't stick. Yeah, so I had not these neighbors over
for pizza night. I'm Friday before me and Gabon out and like it was just a disaster.
Do these pizzas are coming out looking like Calzone? Then I hear I have a
like I'm the pizza master. No, you're so cute. You know, outdoor oven. Yeah,
switch to outdoor. Let's clean up. Yeah.
Whole pizza oven. So I got to have you ever pizza up before. Yeah, we got to be able to do it.
We do have one last piece of this.
Yeah, we should do it.
All is doing it.
Invite everyone.
Yeah.
Big old pizza.
Yeah, make your way.
Make your wife know.
Last minute.
Yeah.
I once got a calendar invite from TPG that said Friday night, Pesto, Mania.
Yeah.
I think.
I think me and Jordan Sweeers got an invite from Tim that was watching a Patriots game
and like World's Best Chose or something like that.
And it was like Nacho Night,
like whoever had like Nachos is pretty sick.
Dude, I mean, that's a great example, right?
Like you could just send an invite to people.
Like Kayla comes over for pizza.
I mean, that's fine.
I love having pizza with you, but you don't have to.
No, it's not like it's like a really important work meeting.
Like, you can just say, you know, like,
like, like, Joka.
Yeah, you know, pizza, pizza, Armageddon, volume six.
Yeah, you like, pizza get in, pizza get in with the boys.
Dude.
It's like, yeah, I'm also a huge fan of like,
putting chapters on things, just applying it.
Like, there's like a back history that like,
you can fill in with your mind. If you know you're the first time I'm hanging out with you
You're like what happened to the past like five things you know
Let's um, let's take a minute and talk about ambulance
Dude sure definitely I wrote something down here. Oh
I brought a single I brought a singular note
Tim Tim was so excited to be on this podcast. I have to tell you Tim was so excited to be on this podcast.
I have to tell you, Tim was so excited
to be on like this podcast.
He was like tweet about like, oh man, fire is like ready.
Who would get ready for like the day.
It's like, it's so good.
And then like, oh bro, get kind of nervous.
So like, don't be nervous.
It's good.
He brought a note of so true.
It's a singular note.
Okay.
Okay.
When we walked, we went to see,
we went to see Amalette's theater, great time.
And they had the giant concession stand there.
And I looked up at it, and I saw something.
And I always have a very specific order though,
like usually get a, if I'm not at the Alamo,
I get a kids pack, dude.
Now they like rebranded it as like the junior combo.
Oh, kids pack is great.
Kids pack, you get coverage.
Yeah, you get coverage. So is that what you. You get coverage. Yeah, you get coverage.
So it's taken up.
Is that what you ordered at this theater?
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I wanted.
That's what you ordered at this theater.
However, when we walked in, I looked up at the display
and there was a sign.
It was like, you know, it wasn't like,
it was like a God said,
did I look at this thing mythically?
And it said, what is the unbeatable combo?
It was like, by the unbeatable combo,
but it didn't have any images.
It just said unbeatable combo.
Is this it?
So my brain was just like,
and just like, look at all the shit.
Is this street fighter pro?
Is this street fighter pro?
No, it was like for a food pairing.
It could have been for anything.
It's for something.
He walked up.
So that's what the note is, dude.
What?
What is the unbeatable combo?
So he walked up and he just goes, what is the unbeatable combo? So he walked up and he just goes,
what is the unbeatable combo?
And we have it just go, what the fuck?
I saw him.
He goes, it was up on the site.
We look, not on the site.
We look like a beast.
We waited for so long.
Was it a little more?
The sign that we were going to get around.
And it never said the unbeatable combo.
Was it a digital marquee?
Yes.
It's so funny.
It never, Kayla, never came back around to say unbeatable combo
I went to the movies last week. I also stood there for like two minutes
I looked up that they're like Kim. Can you do you want anything?
Wait, was this is the regal? No, I did
There's Galaxy Highland. Yeah, I stand up too fast right before you were
Seeing woods he really said what's the people come out and then the girl behind the counter went
Number one He's saying what? He really said what's the available combo and then the girl behind the counter went, number one.
So I'm trying to order the unbeatable combo
and then being like, what is that?
What is that?
But of all the things, the movie was fuego,
cargate, you know, 2022,
much we can talk about in a second.
This is the thing that is stuck with me.
It was just like, was it ever actually there?
Goofy?
No, it's gonna be a beatable combo signage.
It's half the reason I was excited
when I went back to the theater was to be like,
what is the unbeatable combo?
They're gonna tell me,
you know, that's gonna be like pretzel and a beer.
And I'm like, oh, okay, it's a shitty marketing,
but whatever.
There was no unbeatable combo.
He just started asking people,
we gotta go back, what else is playing? we got all good back. Yeah, we got it
We got to make sure we can go see something there again because that I can I come this I've never got to go to a movie night
Oh, man boys only I'll wear this
Not some boys only we see you know, I think people at jealous of this crew
I think so well, I think it's such a weird crew. Yeah, that it's like people are like intrigued
I've had a movie crew my whole life, dude.
And for some time, I was a young, young, young one.
Makes a lot of sense, I love those.
Good group of guys, but anyway,
it really got me thinking about like,
if I had to make an immeasurable comment.
Oh, what would it be?
And a movie theater?
Yeah, a movie theater.
Okay.
I have a good one actually, I learned from my brother,
this is a savage one.
Yeah.
You ever put Reese's Pieces in the popcorn? Oh, yeah, you got to, you get it like a little bit of the, it's the sweet with like the whole thing. You do like a little at a time. You like it. Oh, you're like, you're spacing in as you go. Yeah.
I like a popcorn with a bunch of crunch.
Oh, I can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's like that crunch.
You want, when you're eating popcorn,
you need similar foods.
Another immeable combo, this is gonna be basic, but true.
Popcorn to cope.
We'll just go through the tradition.
Yeah, yeah.
It's my wife's go to every time and I will,
I get, I always go, I don't need anything. And then halfway through, I'm going, maybe just some. Oh, yeah. That's why wife's go to every time and I will I get I always go I don't need anything and then halfway through I'm going
Maybe just some oh yeah, that's why you always go to the medium because everyone will be like I don't want any and
We we get halfway through the credit everybody's hands in your lap trying to grab your popcorn
Do I know a lot of people who are like real popcorn connoisseurs? Yeah, like heavy you know
I'm a lot of people who are popcorn connoisseurs. Just outside of the theater.
I know at least two people who have very specific popcorn rules in their life.
Oh, really?
They're living one dude who literally walks into movie theaters, gets popcorn and then
leaves and goes on with his life.
That's like the most expensive way to eat popcorn.
What would you say, movie popcorn is the best popcorn?
Yeah, yeah.
I think popcorn, if I didn't know about,
maybe I don't know.
I feel like I have no idea if popcorn is really bad for you.
Or actually not bad.
No, it's a good question.
It depends.
Regular popcorn, if you just make it,
like if you just have corn and you just pop it on the sofa
or whatever, it's good for you.
It's a very fibers.
It's a very good, it's a mass food.
Eating gallon of butter on it.
Probably not.
The stuff they put, the reason that it's so good
at the movie theater is because it's so, so, so bad.
Because like movie theater, like normal butter
is 100 cows for a table spoon.
Jesus.
Movie theater popcorn is like 300.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You should make popcorn on the stove.
Is that your go-to way to make it popcorn?
Yeah.
You don't have like a popcorn machine?
No. No. Do you have a popcorn machine. No, poor. That's no.
Do you have a popcorn machine?
My favorite one. I got a, it was a great gift from my lovely wife for my birthday.
Uh-huh.
Chaotic machine, dude.
Like a hanging one, like it falls into the thing.
Wait, do you have the one that, with the spinny thing on the bottom, the spinning plate?
That's the next tier, dude. That's like the real gourmets shit.
The spinning plate?
Yeah, the spinning plate.
That's a little of my favorite stuff. I'm dropping the one, which is like it like stands up with the, like the air popper. The spinning plate? Yeah, the spinning plate. I'm dropping the one which is like it like stands up
with like the air popper. Air popper. Yeah.
Shoots, scolting it. It's straight out.
Just put a bowl right here and none of them go in. Yeah.
One goes in and it goes.
Well, the air machine, it's messed up.
Picture like a soap dispenser.
Yes. Put a wide hole and it shoots popcorn out into the sky.
You show him a picture so you gets you get you because I have this little tray at the top
which helps butter.
Which in theory if it all work you would have a perfect bowl of freshly popped popcorn
then you could just dump butter on.
You're just getting boiling butter shot out at you.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
But and it's okay.
No, it's bad.
It's not great.
The one that you want is like it it's like a, it's a base
and a dome. And you put like oil on the base and it's got like a metal piece that spins
to agitate the popcorn. And that's what your parents have? Yeah. And then, are they like,
are they big popcorn people? Um, we were the popcorn kick for a while. My dad wanted our basement
to be like a tiny movie theater. And then we never finish the basement. So we have all this like,
stuff for a tiny movie theater
in an unfinished basement.
Like all the furniture in the living room is like movie theater.
So we have like all of these like,
plastic buckets that look like popcorn bags,
like the red and white.
And then we have like the popcorn maker
and we have like a candy machine.
But we don't have.
Well, that's,
we just haul it up stairs from the basement
to use it, but it's really good.
It's the easiest way to make popcorn
because you make it on the stove, mess.
Oil everywhere, pops over and you gotta do like a control
like holding it while you're trying to pop it into the bowl,
but that thing is finishing.
What, you're trying to pop in the front straight.
No, because like, she's going nuts.
She's going nuts.
The mass of the popcorn, when you pop it in a,
when you pop it into the pan, it eventually gets big. No, you of the popcorn when you pop it in a when you pop it in a pan
Uh-huh it eventually gets big. No, you just put less pop
No, it's unpredictable it's popcorn. It's unpredictable. How would popcorn is the pop? I predict it pretty good
You can see that episode of pingu where they make popcorn and it's too much and it spills out of the igloo and like washes them
Like every time I was like you just like and it spills out of the igloo and washes them away. It literally like, what is that? Every time it is ping-o.
Oh, it's like you just like ping-o?
The animation, the animation.
Reaselike.
I established earlier with y'all folks, dude,
I did not have a TV group.
That's all.
Absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Also, I think Pingu is on HBO in America.
Oh, yeah.
I think it was like some European.
So what is it?
A lot of climation-ping number, you have no eyes.
It's a climation.
Claimation-ping-win.
You're totally legal.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the song's like, it's classic.
It's a classic, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, some drama levels.
I used to like it more than well, some grommet.
But back when I was young,
and there were only like three well, some grommets.
Of course, we covered this.
Of course.
Oh, Swiss.
Yeah, that's right.
There's a lot of wonky kid uh, wonky kid TV out there.
I love it. I like it. Find the screech of the popcorn episode. Because that one's the shit. Yeah, so I've been dabbing with a lot of popcorn, dude.
I like that. You know, ever since the Unbeatable combo night, I've just been thinking about ways to pair it all together.
Get the perfect ratio. One time, one time and oh, look at that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good. And then the popcorn just takes them all away. Yeah, such a good episode. time. One time and oh look at that.
And then you tell the popper and just take small away.
Yeah, such a good episode.
Good bye.
So that's what I wrote down.
That's it, man.
Well, that I mean, I googled that by
the way. It only shows me results
for Beyblade combination.
Right. Right.
I don't know what you saw.
Right. It's because he didn't see
anything, but just walked up to a
woman. It's a what's the unbeatable
comp, and then all of the workers
went, what? Hey unbeatable compole? And then all of the workers went,
what?
Hey, are you in slow-mo, guys?
And then that was our night.
I'm going back, dude.
I'm gonna just sit there and wait.
I ordered the 32 ounce beer,
because it was sounded like a pretty high number.
I didn't expect it to be that big.
And then I learned that I have to be,
well, you know what I do?
I had to be 21 here to drink beer,
but they have to be 18 to pour the beer.
You can be 18 to get a bartender's license.
But what's the point of that?
I, it doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
You can't even put the sizzle stick in
and make sure it tastes good.
Yeah.
What is the difference between being 17 and 18
that you can pour beer?
A year?
I don't know. It's always interesting that I presented stuff
because I used to be a bar back.
There's all these rules, but what you can't and can't do.
That sounds like a real TPG job.
But what's things like start getting crazy
and they're just like, did you can pull a beer, bro?
Of course, is it like, nevermind.
What?
I was gonna say, well, maybe it's like, basically like age of consent, but that's different like every stage. Yes
Yeah, so you can pull a beer at 16 in Georgia. Yeah, yeah
14 in Alabama to poor beer
Fucking messed up. Well, we were out of Friday damn port of beer. It was pretty bad poor
Oh really?
Gartie remember that I thought your brother poured the shit. No, I apologize to you Dan. I apologize poor. I'm kind of a colleague. Oh really? You remember that? I thought your brother poured the shit.
No.
I apologize to you, Dan.
I apologize, Dan.
I apologize, Dan.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My brother had a wax for it.
Yeah, it was the most head I've ever seen.
And I poured some shitty ones out of that set.
He just poured it straight down.
Yeah, it was wild.
He maybe thought it was a Guinness. It was a big tall man. Maybe he thought it was a Guinness.
It was a glass pitcher, which I feel like is a...
And then he stole heavily weighted thing
that can really throw you off.
So, you know.
Oh man.
Dude, we had...
I should have brought you a voodoo.
We had some of the fridge.
Really?
I've been trying to analyze like weekday beers,
like how many weekday beers I'm putting down, you know what I mean?
We had a pretty heavy night the other night.
Right before like two massively long outdoor days of
show. No, Dan was slow the next day.
I came home play GTA bro.
Yeah, I was right.
Yeah, the rate of rock.
Got that shit going on in the PS5 now.
Hell yeah, happy.
I've had to shed my ties because I was starting to feel like I had a fever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My legs were freezing and my hands were shaking.
Well, you look all the blood was getting stuck in your head.
You look at those eyes.
It was the heat was filling up the dog's tongue face.
I've never seen someone get slowly strangled.
Like, it was strangulation, but it was like the effects were all coming in phases.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
the effects are all coming in phases. Oh my God.
Oh man.
Ambulance is a movie that everyone should see
and it should be required by a lot of you see it.
Is it the best Jill and Hull vehicle?
Mm, I don't know.
Jill and Hull is phenomenal.
I like enemy.
If you like looking at Jill and Hull's face,
it's the best Jake Jill and Hull movie.
If you ever wondered what Los Angeles looks like
at a 90 degree angle going downward,
I have.
Then boy do I have a movie for you.
It is called ambulance.
And it's a drone shot and it does not end.
If you ever wondering what it would feel like
to jump, like spin dive off the top of a skyscraper,
it's the perfect.
Yeah.
It truly is a perfect movie that starts with exposition
that is laughable and does not matter because two minutes later
You're in it. So I'll take it off. Just just he no spoilers, but does he betray his brother like he betrayed Taylor's love?
That's all look no spoilers. I did like to eat the whole movie because there was no one in the theater and I was
Feeling good. I mean, to look at the trees, we have veer. You should go back and look at the trees.
They are wild.
I saw the tweets spawning over it and I liked them because I was like, I was a TPG.
Yeah, I kept grabbing Tim and just going, bruh!
He was so good.
He was screaming at that.
You were louder than the movie.
I should say, though, you definitely have a connection to LA.
It was definitely watching all of that.
You're just like, I hate that part of the freeway.
I hate sitting here.
There's Figueroa, Fawilcher, like it's just that.
Yeah, do it.
It was dope, too.
And let it be known, okay.
I've been rocking with Bet my whole life.
Okay, I gave a presentation in college on Bad Boys, too.
Why it was like the shit.
I mean, film school classes, all these people
go up there like, this is Tarkashty,
this is true filmmaking in the West Sanders
and the true pioneer.
I'm like, we're gonna put on a little thing
called the Bad Boys 2 Carchets.
Yeah.
And you're gonna feel something right now.
More than you felt watching fucking Budapest Hotel
and the years went out up there, but whatever.
And now people are coming around a bit
because they're like, turns out he was right all along.
It's a, I think that it's an nostalgia thing
where he's been doing it for 20 years,
and I think 25 is like that,
what's old is new again kind of thing.
And he's right on that cusp of about to like,
so he did like his most 2002 movie.
Like it was like, that movie's full on like the most
Michael Bay, Michael Bay, Michael Bay on like the most Michael Bay Michael Bay's
Are you it's Michael Bay doing an homage to Michael Bay? Yeah, they reference his movie his own movies in the movie
It's it's wild yeah, you know who else is in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's the brother
He's the best and then I it's they're just so many actors that you've seen in like TV shows and you go
That's that fucking guy and it's a like a lot of that. And then it's like watching spring breakers
where you just go, what's happening?
What's, hold, you're a big breakers guy.
I thought that's like the-
That's how this movie feels.
It really like, it's and doesn't stop
but you're 25 minutes in and going,
what, where am I?
I still don't think I saw that movie.
Right?
I could tell you about it,
but I'd be like, no, that had to have been a dream I had where I saw that movie. That's right. Like I could tell you about it, but I'd be like,
no, that had to have been a dream I had
where I saw spring breakers.
Yeah, because that's too insane to have happened.
Yeah.
Wild.
That's how this movie goes.
It was class, dude.
I feel like, with this movie especially,
you have to push yourself, dude.
You can't be like on your same tricks all the time.
As I said, you gotta be excited about everything.
He's clearly excited about drones.
Yeah.
No kidding. I bet he was just very happy to not have to do
so many special fake shots.
But a little transformers shit,
like before Transformers movies were.
Do you make Titanic?
James came across the board.
He's scared, oh my god.
I imagine what that would have been.
The iceberg shot would have bad boys to style.
Yeah.
The guy bouncing off the propeller
would have been like the whole band.
The drone shot as he falls, he hits it.
He keeps going.
I don't know directors.
Have you ever seen bad boys too?
Maybe one might like my dad has had it on
and I've been in the room.
Damn, now I feel like when we have pizza night
I'll have to put up a bad ball.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Final pizza night, bad boys too.
Let's rent out an alamos.
He's bad boys too.
No, watch it in my yard, bro. We're in town in Alamo see
Watching in my yard row
Watch out there with my kids I watch tron legacy with your kids. Yeah, no your choice
Yeah, they liked it. They choose it the real rocket though that we watched recently was the mummy dude. You went high to see you, you told me through that.
You remember, if you were to see my mummy,
Brandon French, Brendan French?
Who's the lady? So hot.
Rachel was. Rachel was. Rachel was.
Rachel was. Rachel was. My favorite Rachel.
She is very pretty lady.
That movie is,
a wildly inappropriate for kids.
That's we told you.
No, it's so, that's not for kids.
We told you, you asked us if we,
hey, should I show this to my kids?
No, we both, off the top of her head, listed like, well, the scarab, that's not for kids. We told you, you asked us if we, hey, should I show this to my kids? No, we both, off the top of our heads,
listed like World of Scarab,
that's the scary thing.
And then that's the drawn Hinge.
As a suicide, yeah, a tongue.
I saw it as a kid.
Me too.
And I was like, oh, I shouldn't be,
like I was the first time I was cognizant
as a child, but you're like,
I don't think I should be watching this.
Still, well, here's the deal.
We, my kids loved it.
Yeah, they were scared for a little bit,
but like, overall, once he's like throwing dynamite
and like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And you know, they're like, yeah, I got him.
You're a little baby boy who was crying at night
at the concept of what was it?
That was like two years ago,
they were like, what was it?
What was it?
It was something insane.
He was crying at like the concept of like venom
or something.
Oh yeah.
He's a very emotional guy.
Like from Spider-Man, or just like a character who had like,
it's like, it was ninjas.
He was like upset and scared at the concept of ninjas.
He's a fool.
He was having a nightmare.
He's ready for action.
He likes action movies now.
He likes action movies.
I said, Maddie, what are you like?
Action movies.
I will say though, do you remember that they hang Breton and Frazier in this movie?
Yeah, this neck doesn't break.
So, and they just, they can't really show his face
to the filming is like, extension.
That was the number one thing that my wife and I
just completely blanked on.
It's in my mind, it's like basically,
you know, they're like fighting.
Right, hold that, you had a nice face.
No, you said about the Beatles.
I was like, I can roll with the Beatles, you know,
but once they were like, they kicked the thing out
and he just falls down as neck break, or doesn't break, but once they were like, they kicked the thing out and he just falls down as Nick Briggs,
or doesn't break, and then they're like negotiating.
I was like, damn, what did your wife think about showing this to the kid?
She was like, for it, she's like, let's show him, mommy.
We had been like, like, low key hyping up,
so we say we, me, have it low key hyping up to about kids for like three months,
you know, so then five of the were like low key for three months.
Places, they like Jumanji, the new one.
I don't know.
Not the one with the parental trauma, like the Robin Williams,
we're talking like the one with the rock when he's just like
punching people into the sky.
What about the beginning of the mummy, where they stabbed
the shit out of the fairway.
Fairway, true.
It's pretty dark.
We fast forwarded through that.
Okay, which is tough though, because you fast forward through that.
You're like, oh I'm in the clear.
I'm in the态.
I'm in the态.
And then he just blows down all these like, my giant.
And it's like, yes.
Or in the态.
He should move in VG.
PG13.
That to me was the like, I feel like people my age heard about people like Jeff's age.
Where it's like, oh, I saw alien, you know, when I was seven in the thieres.
Yeah.
I feel like that was, the mummy for me was that.
It's like, this is probably too extreme for today's kids.
But I was there, you know, I was eight,
what's your brain phrasing,
hold dynamite in his mouth while he's like,
lighten on the time when he's like,
yeah, I think it was one of the greatest
action heroes of all time.
Oh, absolutely.
Wow, I like that.
I'll say he was amazing.
He's back, you guys know,
brain phrasing is coming back. He's doing patrol. I'm talking more top tier than he was amazing. Oh yeah. He's back. You guys know, brain and phrasers coming back.
He's doing patrol.
Yeah.
I'm talking more top tier than that, bro.
What's he doing?
A little Martin Scorsese movie, dude.
Ooh.
Kewards of the Flower Moon?
Get pumped.
Oh, really?
Oh yeah, he's not that way.
Oh yeah, that way.
People are trying to come up with the name.
It's not that this is a phrasier sauce.
It's not the same as the Maconis sauce.
But like, he's back.
He's in the new, I think he's in back girl.
He's sick.
Oh yeah, he's in the doom patrol thing.
He's not like a crossover. He's like, yeah, he's in the dune patrol thing.
Is that not like a crossover?
No, he's playing a bad guy.
He's playing like Firefly?
Is that a villain?
Yeah, Firefly is a villain.
But that's what we said.
I feel good about this.
I feel good about this.
Did he go away from it?
Just because he was injured.
Like, you got hurt, filming.
I thought people were being mean.
There's a lot of tragedy in his life.
Yeah, we don't really need to get into right now.
I don't know.
I think there's a variety article that goes into it.
I know. I think he smashed his ribs up article that goes into it or whatever. I know.
I think he like smashed his ribs up
and did mummy too.
Yeah, it's something like that.
When he was fighting the rock.
Well, the rock's so strong, you know?
He's so strong as a rock.
Go back and watch that movie.
The rock is so like looking at him now.
It's like, it's insane.
Is he not as big?
Is he not as big?
He's so like at the time, he's like 2002 big.
He's not 2022 big. big 2022 big is like he probably
can't do like to center of his head. No he's so the rock is so giant and he's supposed he's gonna
like try to like the rumors he's gonna like wrestle next year. Really?
Yeah. WrestleMania. No he's gonna kill so many years ago, he had like a match or whatever and toured like his whole like abdominal wall off his like.
How is that happening?
I'm just kidding.
And that was like 10 years.
And that was like 10 years ago.
And he's gonna do this now in HGH is just like making big
but this is a fucking heel you dog.
Like maybe he'll pick up the whole ring and throw it.
That'd be sick.
Take his Roman ring, throw it over.
No, just bitch.
Let's go back to the mummy for a second here.
Cause I want to touch on something with this.
So I had a lot of, like, not a lot, but I was like,
damn, I fucked this up, I show them my kids this movie.
But then I was born in 1986, right?
Yeah.
So then I looked at the movies that came out in 1991
when I was five.
And there's all types of crazy movies that I saw.
When I was five, the rocketeer dude,
you see the rocketeer now?
Yeah, they were a movie. Robin Hood Prince dude? You see the rocket? Yeah, I remember yeah Robin Hood Prince at these
Costard movie and the saw's like if I was watching these movies when I was five then everything's good
I think the first rated our movie that I watched this terminator to me to yeah right watch it
My boy blains house my mom was very upset
I remember the first the first film that I remember thinking this is too much for me at the time was Mazda Tax.
Me too.
You say it.
I remember watching the ads.
I hate it.
I hate it.
It was so, I still hate that.
It was gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross.
It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. It was too gross. and Burton was like going for cute, but that's cute for like 20 minutes.
It just keeps going.
Hey Sarah Jessica Parker says on this dog,
what are we doing?
Like what the fuck appears to us?
Yeah, like what the fuck is just going?
That's awesome.
I remember.
Nicholson.
Oh yeah, this is the president, right?
He's just a jack black bro.
Is he?
That's crazy.
Stacked cast.
And Tom Jones.
Yeah, yes.
I remember whenever I shot my eyes for like a month after watching that movie, I couldn't
stop imagining or picturing that woman alien bite in his finger off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was picturing the heads exploding in the in the home.
Oh, yeah.
That didn't really bother me.
It's just the aliens themselves are a real problem.
But I will say that I don't like the movie,
but it did give us, for every time Eric,
the actor called into Stern and Fred would play the act,
act, act, act, act.
And then it eventually got Eric to say,
act, act, and that was really a special day.
That's a good thing.
A fever dream of a movie, dude.
How does that exist?
Tim Burton was like, that guy had all the social currency
at the time.
Like, he was untouchable.
Like I was like, you were babbling and all this stuff.
And he was just bang or bang or bang or bang or bang or and then he made that and like,
I don't want to say fell off.
Fell off isn't the right turn.
What came out after, give me a before and after to compare.
But that's a very famous movie though.
It is, but I think it's not a famous.
It's polarizing.
It is.
I don't think it's a famous like pop, like it didn't make money.
And I think that was where he went off.
He went, he went to Tim Burton.
Yeah, I think we all, I saw them like, he, he, you know, who's burdened adjacent who's
having a real moment right now?
You guys, you ever dabble with Danny Elfman?
Dude, have you seen the pictures that everyone's posting today?
He was apparently blowing the roof off Coachella.
He is, what?
What? Do you know what Danny Elfman looks like? Like, He is, what? Do you know what Danny Elfin looks like?
Like, what's his he is?
Do you know who we're talking about?
Can you find that picture, Brian?
He's like a film composer.
Yeah, he's like home alone music.
Yes, find the pictures.
It'll be easy to find on Twitter.
Oh, I think that might be Jay Williams actually, but.
Was it, you might be right.
Yeah, Danny Elfin did the same thing.
He's the composer, right?
He and Elfin did the Simpsons theme.
I feel like I'm gonna sing this name in all the credits.
Yeah, I was like,
I'm going to go boy and go. So classic.
I love going to boy.
I'm going to go boy and go. That's his band.
I love. That's his. I love going to go boy.
Yeah. So I play like a three hour.
He played three. He is a, he's a red headed gentleman.
Yeah.
That always kind of looked this shit.
Dorky. I would say dorky.
These Coachella pictures are whatever he played.
He's like, dude's like God tier.
He's the only at CH.
He has to be.
He is shredded.
His triceps are fucked up.
He's all tatted up.
Huge tattoos look baller.
His hair looks so cool.
Look at this.
That's Danny L.
Yeah, Danny L.
Why is he looking for a picture of him from Coachella?
Like, like this past weekend.
This is it.
This is him.
He worked for the guy.
He worked for Billy Eilish.
He was up there like shredding guitars.
No, he had his own show.
And then like he like this guy made the Simpsons theme.
This guy made Deadman's party like.
Yo, what the?
Yep, yep.
Did he always been tatted?
No.
No.
I think he's like, you know, he's out of like that
divo school of like new wave or these like
these are just ink box tattoos.
I thought he was much older.
I think I think that his hair is covering his face.
I had a similar reaction to you because like
when I think about any of them like classical scores
like Batman and shit.
Now what makes me wonder like because you know,
Hans Zimmer played Coachella.
Yeah, now Elfman. you think John Williams is sweating dude?
Yeah, I was like, man, I'm like,
nine years old, I gotta go rock these kids.
Last time I went, it was digitally,
it was like a two-pock collagram.
That's what I went.
I just love that the others,
he's pressure on these film composers to come rock these.
This picture looks good.
This looks like a classic pick.
He's kind of, he's added at some point.
Yeah, he's, I mean, he's back at it.
But see, when I think of Danny Elfman, I think of the movie picture that Wikipedia
shows.
No, I think of the music video for Little Girls, where he looks like a fucking.
A pedophile.
Yeah, straight up like weirdo.
Yeah.
Like, that's what I think.
Like that.
Yeah, it's just like, was he bold in that?
No, he just, I think his hair is like really slick back, but he has like right hair,
so it's kind of like hard to see.
You guys dabble with a lot of movie scores?
No, I'm not, you know, I've never been a singer except for like the lost soundtrack with
Giche, you know?
Like that's the only thing that like I kind of get on.
That's how I got through high school, like I can't, I can only have like movie scores
on.
Yeah, but you like Profanfic and Cosplay and stuff so like this tracks, like I don't have
that.
Like I listen to music, like bands, you know what I mean?
I listen to that too.
I'm talking about like when I was like studying, I had to have like, can you show me the soundtrack?
I used to rock hard to still do.
The rock dude.
The rock.
Yeah, on Zimmer, the chase dude.
He's like Nick Kade,
he's driving the Ambo's on the street.
You ever seen the rock? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don, don, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, that is really like, that's like the watch against the grain coating
of that movie.
There's a great,
it's a great idea about that.
It's a great idea, but yeah.
Yeah, it's all part of the Bond mythos, too.
Okay.
Anyway, yeah, I'm a big Danny Elfman guy, dude.
Yeah.
Love the Batman score,
love the OG Batman.
I actually haven't on vinyl, dude.
I do.
The Prince version,
the Prince track.
I think the soundtrack,
well, not soundtrack,
the score that I've spun the most.
This is probably interstellar.
Really?
Pretty recent, yeah.
Wow.
I think that's due for like a rewatch.
Haven't done it in a while.
Like, I think, I think,
I think might be ready to interstellar again.
Just still like,
you want to do bad boys too
and to still a back-to-back.
I don't know if I have to talk to the rocker.
Do we have to,
do we start it like two in the afternoon?
Let's start at 8 a.m.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
8 a.m. Joe Erickson.
Yeah.
One of the things of the projector that you got to like
wait for it to get dark outside.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's like, oh man.
Yeah, it's summertime.
Yeah, it's a Trevor.
It's not like a less than three.
Let's start it like 9.30.
It would blast out the Rock, dude.
Is that enough?
My neighbor's like, what the fuck is this guy doing?
Yeah, man, man, um, benefit of watching the rock outside.
And you'll be closer to the green life, dude.
You know,
true, uh, garden's going to take a case of beast yesterday.
Yeah.
So feel pretty good about that.
Where can people find the green life?
You could find a not chick talking.
You'll find on YouTube.
Yeah.
And then you tell me what to search.
It's important because my SEO didn't need to work.
This is why I needed to make sure that you would be,
the green life with TPG.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got some good much.
Yeah.
Oh, those shirts.
Those shirts are good.
Dude, get spot-tracing those.
Yeah, spot-tracing those.
Okay, so when you had that shirt,
that's when we saw, What movie did we see?
We saw fast night. That was fast night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like you had
Jorts
Like the Chris piece. I think that the Chris piece on right now like you had those
Yeah, hell yeah, the pulled up socks the Jorts the mustache and the shirt that said get spotted season and you just went
Do I look like a cop?
the shirt that said get spot your season and just went do I look like a cop
Your mustache was mad copy it was dude as a much as I
Whoa, can you ever think I'm out rocking the stash? I feel like you could pull it off. No, it's too like
It's not great color
I don't really stand out as well enough. What about like a like a that thing
What if you just shave this like Lemmy and you just did like the...
Oh yeah, I know what I mean. Maybe I'll try that.
Yeah, when I was a much younger wilder man, I actually had a hairstyle called the helmet.
You want to guess what that could be?
Was it just like a bowl cut?
That's part of it, bro. Oh, it had a chin strap.
That's also part of it. I've seen that picture.
I didn't know. I'll tell you. Let's look on of it. I've seen I've seen that picture. I didn't know I'll tell you
It's like on your wall you and your wife right dude
I was a civilized person when I met my wife when I went I had that they helmet haircut
It was pretty wifey was your brother. So basically you take your sideburns, and you grow them down
Okay, but instead of going this way. Yeah, you go
This way what? but instead of going this way, you go this way. What?
What?
Yeah, you go there on the side of your neck.
So then it's just connected.
I don't understand.
It's real crazy.
My hair doesn't cut here.
Can I cut this part?
So it's an actual helmet.
Do I have a head that grows that?
No.
I don't think that's like the one place on my butt.
You ready?
Yeah.
You can do it.
You just got to commit.
Oh, so you have to like, come through it out.
You're saying that you have to do like,
take the beard and like connect the-
You basically just don't shave,
and you also don't shave your neck.
But then when you do shave,
you do it so it's like, what the?
Do you have pages of you with this?
I could dig them up, dude.
Oh, hell yeah, I think it's pretty well.
And your wife did not know you when you did this?
No, didn't.
Okay, that makes sense, it's trash. Your wife is lovely. Oh, so good, I think it's pretty well. And your wife did not know you when you did this? No, didn't. Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
This track's, your wife is lovely.
That's so good, I think so too.
She's great, yeah, she's great.
And is she a fan of the current Mullet situation?
Yeah, what's she feeling about the cast of the lettuce?
Yeah, what's up with like the,
she's like into like the 2002, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, look, you're like,
you're like, you're like, you're like,
this fucking guy.
It mostly, mostly it's currussel stuff, yeah.
That's amazing.
Yeah, exactly, yeah. So I saw a point breaksel stuff, yeah. That's amazing. Exactly, yeah.
So I saw a point break, classic,
swaisy, god tier here, and I sought to myself like,
if I do one thing right, I should get sick,
surfer, swaisy flow.
And I've been chasing it ever since,
my problem is my hair is like, so thick.
You're gonna have bare feet though,
and it's impossible.
This wig does feel like you're hair.
Is it?
Feel it.
It feel it.
Compare.
Oh yeah, for sure.
I got it.
I was like fast CPG.
You felt his habit before?
Yeah, because he's been like, it's so thick.
Feel it.
You want to talk to him?
You're right.
It's pretty good stuff.
It's pretty good volume.
It's very thick.
Good volume.
It makes it hard to have like cool sick flow.
You know what I mean? So I've just been searching on different things for a long time. I feel pretty good about the milling It's a very thick. Good volume. But it makes it hard to have like cool sick flow, you know what I mean?
So I've just been searching that on different things for a long time.
And I feel pretty good about the mill.
Your kids got like crazy hairlines.
They're like, like they got like real like low, like looking like a lot of hair.
My oldest has hair exactly like me.
So he'll have a moment within a year.
Maddie's got locks.
Yeah.
And then Matthew has like sick gentle flow.
He's got gentle locks.
Like he's going to like that. He's's gonna be the one that's like always like,
yeah, this is my curly, this is my curly hair routine.
Yeah, he's got that in it.
Have you ever had six silver hair from Shook out, guy?
It doesn't really grow in like that.
When I get it like long,
it kind of just sort of like lays flat.
It goes from like my regular,
when my hair's this length, it parts itself here.
When it gets longer, when it gets longer,
it goes middle part and there's nothing I can do about it.
So, it does.
I don't know.
So, it gets like that length.
Gravity.
And then it just kind of like goes down
and then like bunches like curls at like the ends.
That's cool.
Yeah, not really.
Are you a picture?
Yeah, I'll find one.
I've never seen you with like, you're a hair get's like,
yeah, long, right?
Yeah, my hair's just straight.
Yeah.
Just goes down towards the ground.
Your hair grows so fast.
You have like fast hair.
Yeah, I managed to get like all the way down
to my back during deep COVID.
How often you get a cut though?
How often now?
Yeah.
I try and avoid haircuts as much as possible.
Maybe once, once a quarter. Yeah, like we have the same barber. He's always
something's going up there. Cut every three weeks. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. I had a
I'd a boss who would go every two weeks. So because he wanted to have like the exact same hair cut.
Well, all the time. Yeah, look at people like Trevor, Alfredo. They always look the exact same.
Yeah, that's that's a good dedication. That's free for weekly stuff.
Yeah, I'll go, yeah, once every two to three months, I think.
The last time I went to get my hair cut,
our hairdresser just talked about your hair the whole time.
Awesome, which is great.
Look at it. It's so cool.
This is a long process, man.
Yeah, we were in LA doing a sponsored thing,
and it was the early stages. And he sat down, we were in LA doing a sponsored thing and it was the early stages and he sat down
We had some pizza and he was like this is the beginning of a three-month journey
Yeah, and it was just like the hint of a mullet incredible
I feel like the the thing about Tim's hair that stands out to me the most is like there would be there's a period of time
That's like a great time and a dark time and the great time is when he comes in with the sick wet fade
Mm-hmm, but then you know the thing that comes after is the bus cuts.
Yeah, the bus could be coming, I don't know, we'll see.
You don't like the bus?
Hate the bus.
What?
Love the wet fade, hate the bus.
Dang.
So I'm really don't like bus cuts, dude.
I feel like bus cuts are pretty functional thing.
It's like your hair is so thick and nice.
Right here, it's like, you're looking good.
Yeah, you've got it figured out. It's like your hair is so like thick and nice. Right here, it's a tight hair. You're looking good. You've got to figure it out.
Your hair's so thick and nice.
Like, why buzz it?
I'm saying the wet fade is amazing every time.
Yeah, that's true.
I love a good fade.
The thing with buzzing, though, it's just high function.
You know, it's so hot here.
It's like the last thing you want to worry about
is your hot ass hair.
I feel like it's quite intimate.
Look at someone when you can see the health.
Like when you see fall fall on like skull.
Yeah, like the unseen skin.
You get a scar up there, then people will see that shit.
They'll start asking about that.
I got a scar up there.
How'd you get it?
Brother dropped a rock in my head.
Classic.
The brother we would just, yeah.
Is that the one that made you bloody on Halloween?
No, I didn't ever, I've never blood on Halloween.
He was the one bleeding on Halloween.
He was the one bleeding on Halloween. Okay, we'll take these in two chunks, okay? I need, I've never blood on Halloween. He was the least, actually, one bleeding on Halloween. He was the one bleeding him, Halloween.
Okay, we'll take these in two chunks, okay?
I need to know about the rock on the head.
Okay.
Have you ever broke, have you ever like picked up a rock
as a kid or as an adult and thrown it down
and it breaks into pieces?
Yeah, yeah.
And there's sometimes lucky times, there's gems inside.
I know there's so many of them,
but I'm just saying like, Staggy Valley.
No, like you, there's like, it's like a quartz rock or something.
Oh, you're like, oh, look at that man, science.
You're supposed to geode.
Yeah, a geode.
Oh my god, gins.
So we were up like in northern ass Maine.
And not a lot to do, July 4th weekend,
just sit in there, smashing rocks.
And my brother picked up a rock, threw it on a rock
at a very specific angle. just boop-bop.
Right there, dude.
Unintentional, though.
Oh, no, I mean, you might be able to do that.
Stitches?
Yeah, this isn't cane and April.
You drove like you did, you did.
You did, you did.
No, so yeah, hit their instant geyser, dude.
Just like, walk back up to the meaty van,
and be like, you're mom, look at this.
You know, like, because have you ever got
like a gnarly head wound?
No, but they bleed a lot, right?
They bleed a lot, but you don't feel it right away.
Now, there's like a little bit of a gap, you know.
And my parents were freaking out.
I remember we had a free willy towel, dude.
They put this shit on my head, dissolve, dude.
Just like, you know, that's disgusting.
And we called 911 and they're like,
it's July 4th weekend, you just have to like,
take him to the police station,
took me in the police station,
took one look at me, brought me in the back,
shaved my head, poured peroxide on my shit
and stitched me up right there.
Like, wow.
And, the lady who stitched me up,
looked at my mom and said,
I got seven kids, next time just Ty was hairin' and not.
You imagine that?
What, so like, hold it closed?
I mean, like, my school wasn't open.
You know, like, I wasn't like, deaflock or something
with like, my brain just out like,
you know, you got gig-dub.
Yeah, you just like, take care of that.
Yeah.
You don't need to bring this kid
to take your hair and you tie it right there
and it's, it's all right. I'm like, is that like a skate thing? I feel like skate people, like, of that. Yeah. You don't need to bring this cute, you just take your hair and your tie right there and it's holding it.
It's all right.
Is that like a skate thing?
I feel like skate people.
You can do that.
Like you can, yeah, just,
you take the pieces and you tie it like essentially closed
or it's super glue.
Super like medical super glue or a normal thing.
Oh, it's not good for you.
But like, but when you're out there and you go,
oh, that's, oh, it's gonna need stitches
and you're not gonna go because you can't pay for it.
Then you get a little bit, one guy holds it,
the other guy super glues it,
everyone holds it for a second,
you chill, you chill, you chill, you chill, you chill.
That's it.
I will say the peroxide on my head,
like that shit really hurts my brain.
Yeah, yeah, that's worse than the injury.
Well, because it makes you gooey,
like you're not supposed to put it on a live load.
Yeah, I need to suppose I don't use that. No. It doesn't even. It's something, because it makes you gooey. You're not supposed to put it on a live wound. Yeah, I'm not supposed to not use that
that in wounds anymore.
It's like, wait, you're not.
You're not supposed to put, you're not supposed to put
peroxide on like a fresh wound.
On like a fresh, like an open wound.
Like an open wound.
I've been wondering this my whole life.
Or whatever it's like last 10 years.
Last 10 years.
Yeah.
Like living and dead.
Like it kills everything.
I think it scars.
Yeah.
I think it also not supposed to squeeze a snake bite or something?
Didn't people use like, turn a kit?
Yeah, turn a kit.
Then now you're supposed to let it go.
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know.
To become snake probably.
I'm not a doctor.
I have no idea if I should.
Are you supposed to suck snake blood out?
Is that a thing?
I think it's really not supposed to.
Well, it would be venom, but not blood.
If the snake put blood in you, the jodal that doctor anyway.
Just a kiss.
We have to wrap up,
because we're right at time.
But if you want more of this,
then please watch the after show.
Or this has been a fantastic episode.
Or you could listen to No No Man's
who's the marketer.
Oh, that's right.
Oh yeah, we can talk about that in the post show.
Yeah, we're Mark and Brad.
I didn't even, we didn't even talk about it at all.
This is great.
Having TPG on, I'm so glad.
I think you guys were having that.
I'm glad to wait.
It's seven years. Yeah, never thought about like right? Just never thought about it at all. This is great. Having TPG on, I'm so glad. Thank you guys for having me. I'm glad to wait. Real, real, real good.
Yeah, never thought about, like, right?
Just never thought about it.
And then I got the guts.
I said, Gus, let me do this thing.
And Gus went, I'll take him on day off.
I don't get the fuck.
Gus was probably flying over some fucking thing.
Yeah, he's like, I got stuff to do.
He's in the air.
Yeah, he was gone.
Thank you.
Tim, any last plugs, anything you want to say to the people?
I would just say, you know, a lot of hard-working people in the sales department
shout out to them and also like,
stay passionate, you gotta keep exploring.
You know, life is, you just gotta go for it.
And if you want to invite your friends to events
and put wonky ass titles on them,
like Pesto Apocalypse or in our case,
Kayla's Michael Bay Destiny Parts It.
Or the one pizza night to rule the mall.
Go for it, dude.
Let's get it, dude.
Thank you guys for having me.
You're on a real real honor.
All right, guys.
We'll see you next time.
Thank you for watching.
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