Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin’s Decade Old Podcast Notes - #713

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Kerry Shawcross as they talk about Chris’s #STFspaghetti contest, Pisskebab, Cat attacks, Prey, Gavin bowling, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Stamps.com (http://Stamps.com + Code: ROOSTER), Squarespace (http://Squarespace.com/roosterteeth), and Better Help (http://Betterhelp.com/rooster). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The rules have changed many times over the last week. It ends in three hours. You have three. Of what it is in general. Look at Twitter, but in general, if you buy some squad team're just to teach some squad team force merchandise. I'm wearing a black box down shirt right now. And the sweater. And the sweater.

And screenshot the receipt and tweet it to, tweet it using hashtag STF Spaghetti. You could win spaghetti from Chris. Home made spaghetti. Last week, Chris gave away the spaghetti. He had promised to someone back in November or December. They came to the podcast and they got it. You are not going to come to the podcast if you win STF Spaghetti.

Did Austin survive by the way? He did. He tweeted out a photo of him making it and eating it. Wow. By the way, I watched last week's podcast. This awesome guy, hilarious, was great on the podcast. Also made an amazing video of him getting home with the spaghetti. He covered it.

He covered it. Like literally sawing through this spaghetti to portion it out because it was all frozen like masterful he was really funny and he was great not a tool nervous or anything yeah so three hours left and my I was just pretty I'm getting pretty carry have you I got to show you the rules that Chris came up with you'll'll also be competing with Wes, though, by the way. Yes, true. I mean, we need to be more spaghetti. We need to be more spaghetti. Chris made up like a whole.

I mean, I do think it's a factor. He made up a whole sheet of information. I said, why is it so long? There's so much. He had to, he had to make a rule sheet because he kept saying he doesn't remember the rules. I don't remember the rules to this contest. So he eventually made a rules sheet.

It's not good. That looks like the shitty version of when Monty Miles and I put out the rules for how to make Ruby OC character names. But his is how to get spaghetti from maybe how to enter how to maybe get spaghetti to enter a quote air quote contest in order to maybe win spaghetti. I did a cursory glance at it today And I was like there's a lot of entries actually. Okay, a lot of people want that spaghetti for Some reason that has anyone reached out to Olive Garden to try and like really tie all of this together New hashtag hashtag. It's TF spaghetti all of Garden hashtag ad hashtag here your family so I

think Austin was the first entry that night I looked and he entered from right over there yeah but we had a quite a few entries so far he had an advantage because he didn't have the delay yeah that's true yeah he was here for it so we a spaghetti shirt I mean it's a random drawing so it could be awesome again. I'm gonna answer it. It could be. I went to my notes, my podcast notes, yeah, because I usually just scroll to the bottom see what's recent. Yeah, but I just looked at the sun from the top. What if we just talk about all this stuff? I wrote down a decade ago with notes that I don't understand like

Piscobab and iPhone 5 bent. What was that last word? Bent? Bent? Yeah, that was the first flat one, right? You put in your pocket and you'd sit in, Americans stress test their phone a little bit too much. And when we sat down on it, they would bend.

What is Piscobab? Piscobab, I think that's the one doing, Pat. Did someone piss on your Sishkob. I think that's the one doing. Pat. Pizz on your sish kabob. Yeah, is the game that we try to guess what you were talking about? The funny thing is, I don't know which of these I've talked

about and which I just abandoned. Pizza tip. What's that about? Pizza tip. Like how much you said tip when you got a pizza? Or a tip to reheating your pizza to make it extra good. Or how some people, who is the company that said you should eat pizza backwards, like animals?

Oh. In like the 90s, really, too. They make it the reason we don't remember them. Yeah, they were like eat it crust first. Do you just add to your notes? Is a stack? Do you make new notes every? I had to, I have a document, but I go through

and I prune stuff out once it's not relevant anymore. This is bad. I've got everything. Speaking of which, speaking of eating pizza backwards or whatever, stupid ass marketing stunts people pull, everyone agrees. The stopping of making Chaco Taco is a publicity stunt, right? Just to get people talking about it, then in like two months you're going to be like, we're bringing the Chaco Taco back.

That's what Jeff said. I have something to talk about in regards to the Chaco Taco. Something to talk about? I have something to talk about I feel like 50% of America had never even eaten a Chaco Taco and now you want one and in fact didn't know they existed and in fact yeah sometimes okay I'm 31 years old and my roommate is also 31 years old. Yet, when we hear the ice cream sugar and the neighborhood, we both stop whatever meeting we're in, yell, oh my god, oh my god,

ice cream truck. And we run down the block. And this happens if we're lucky three times a month, if we're unlucky, negative four times a month. Just throw your ice cream out the window. Yeah, it was, I was trying to say like once every four months and I look a weird way. Compared with your way.

It's like throwing, delivering ice cream to cause in the street. Yeah, yeah. So about a week ago, I hear ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, it's Ice Cream Truck. And I got two Choco Tacos. Pepe from Ice Cream Truck. Somehow I got two Choco Tacos. Beep beep. From Ashken Truck. Somehow they still had them.

Correct this car. Beep beep. And I ate a Choco Taco for the first time in my life. And? It is not very good. It is not, I don't think it's very good. It looks like it would be so satisfying. I don't, like the crunch and the chocolate

and the ice cream in the middle. I mean, maybe, maybe I got an old one because they're expired. Well, chance telling me they're already bringing it back. That's what I saw. That's what I was confused because I thought I saw advertisements for coming back and you saying like, oh, it's going away just so they could bring it back later. And I was like, that's already happened.

It already happened. I didn't even get to talk about it in time. They're already fucking bringing it back. You get to talk about it. Well, hey, guess what? Say it right. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. They used to fucking bringing back. You get to talk about it. Well, hey, guess what? Say it right. It's not worth it. It's not worth it.

They used to sell them at Taco Bell. Did they still do that? Or did they know? Yeah. They don't. Not anymore. That sounds good. Taco Bell's kind of the Wild West.

Have y'all ever been to the, I think it's only two now, but there used to be one between Austin, San Antonio that was a combination Taco Bell KFC pizza hut. Oh, I've seen that one. It's like real close to send, like on the very outskirts of San Antonio. Yeah, three or in there,

it's like a joint menu. All three are in there, baby. But you walk every counter station. And it's like, there's like all three menus up there. There's a Danny's Burger King, like off of 35 in Palmer. Danny's. What would be, in your opinion, the ultimate combo?

And I know this is not the same Not the same as Tim's conversation is Tim Tim's What is ultimate combo for like you go into one restaurant and you get two restaurants in one? I will say This is not part of it. I will say the Taco Bell and KFC does actually work together pretty well It does yeah, but that is a thing you can experience Gavin a Starbucks Dunkin donuts see does actually work together pretty well. It does. Yes. But that is a thing you can experience. Gavin. A Starbucks Dunkin' Donuts.

Now that's a good coffee. That isn't shitty donut coffee. Yeah. Wait, were you getting the good coffee from though? I'm missing you on that. I think Starbucks is a thing that I think that is. You bring your own coffee. Right.

Yeah. It's Starbucks. I like Starbucks because of the convenience. You can order in the. You're gonna cough it. You're gonna cough it. You're gonna cough it. Yeah. It's Starbucks. It's Starbucks. I like Starbucks because of the convenience. You can order in the app. You can get it exactly how you want.

You don't have to be like that asshole who gets reads out your really long order. You can do it straight in the app and they make it for you. And put it out. I like it's convenient. You don't have to wait. You can do it in the app.

Pick it up. Go. Match it up doughnut with that. But it's not the best tasting style. It's surprising that Starbucks doesn't have doughnuts. Now they think about it. They do. The Starbucks has terrible food. They have. It's awful donuts. Now, I think about it. Does Starbucks have terrible food? They have awful food.

They have awful food. It's imagined Starbucks with good food. That'd be a place where it's going to be. That is something that Trevor and I struggle with, because we like to order breakfast on the weekend. And we like the variety of coffees that Starbucks has, and we like to order Starbucks coffee, but we fucking, I mean, I don't think we have,

I fucking hate the Starbucks food. Like, I'll eat it begrudgingly. I have absolutely ordered like Starbucks before, and like by the time you're eating the same, you like bite into the bacon and like pull, like you're a wolf eating a carcass. And it somehow, never the right temperature. No.

Like it's not ever warm or cold. Yeah, it's just microwave. It's that we weird oven they use. Yeah. All right, I've got one that's gonna blow your mind. Okay, blow me. Pop eyes, little scissors. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I've never had little seizes. What? You never had a five dollar hot and ready? It's surprisingly good. It's inflation dude. It's surprisingly good for a $6 pizza.

Oh, God. $6.5. Ready to just send this kid. That's like the, like a $6 10 inch long. This just doesn't, It doesn't roll off the time. No, it doesn't. Little Caesars actually does kind of slap.

It does. I hate to say it to, I hadn't had a little Caesars in decades. Probably since I was in high school in the other week in Eastern. I were like, when's the last thing we had little Caesars? Let's go pick one up.

And we got it. We're like, oh, this is good. I can eat this. There's just something really nice about having the thought of I want pizza and within 10 minutes eating a slice. I will say though that I went to the little sea of his location I went to. I think there was only one dude working in there.

That's standard. And he had locked the doors because he was telling everyone to go through the drive through I I think that's actually pretty standard operating procedure Bad for him because I could see him coming out to take people's pizza to their cars and going back in and like manning the drive Through and he wasn't even using the order Part of the drive. He's like waving people up to the window What is it like the end of the his shift or something like the end of the day? I think they just, Is it as easy for insurance if technically your store is open during those hours?

They might, they might not pay very well or something, so they can't get people to work there. And just like, there's other jobs that people would rather do. So I think it was like, it was just him. And he was almost like an air traffic control. Like, he's stacking up people in the parking lot. Like, you there, you there, you there, and he's like running out, bring out the The making them to right. Yeah, and he's probably making them and he's gonna want to you when you brought my food Like sorry about the way. I was like man, don't worry about it. Like it's totally fine. I can see you're you're busy man

You are slacking. I don't think it's the inside of the have the pizza lockers. I couldn't see okay I so some I've seen ones with those before where it's like if you order it ahead of time There's like a locker inside that you can go to, and put in a code to get your pizza. It's like a safe deposit. Yeah, that's delicious. Yeah, that's amazing. I've got one. I think this should do a combo of five guys

and a credit union. So you can take out a loan so you can eat it five guys. Because it's $15 a burger. Wow. And I do wanna be clear that I love five guys. But it's like, it's like, it's like, it's expensive, it's expensive. Yeah.

I've ever really eaten out of five people. To be fair, to be fair. It's like a double patty with bacon and cheese and like all the fixings is like $15. So it used to be a five guys not terribly far from here, but they closed like over at like Lamar and 38th. That sounds about right. Um, yeah, I would pretend to know.

I'm gonna pretend like I've explored the city. Where is the closest find guys? You look now. Barbarina, that's the closest one? I think, yeah, the one that's like by like the Barnes and Noble. Though, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The better combination, the best combination of all these, which is the combination Barnes and Noble Game stop,

that's their abrid. Oh, that is a good one. Yeah, because you can go buy your game and you go buy the players guide next door. Because you know, that's what people do. There's also a Starbucks there. So it's like all three in one. Yeah, you can have okay coffee, shitty food, get a game and buy a book. Did you have a shirt? That's the Barnes and Noble I used to go to to buy when I was much younger to buy a book. Did you ever? Spook! Spook! I sure. That's the Barnes and Noble I used to go to when I was much younger, to buy 2600 magazine. Like, I don't know if you've ever heard of it. It's like Tari?

The hacker is magazine. Oh, okay, okay. Of course it is. It was filled with tons of useful information. Did it come with like tape to fix your glasses? How to log in tons of useful information. Like, how to log in to of useful information like how to Log in to those signs that they put on the sides of the road to tell you about road lane closures and stuff like Yeah, this is the password for all of them

I think you can just log in but you need to like walk up to it and plug it. Yeah, you have to open it There's a keyboard in there. It's like and it was hey would have photos like this is what it looks like That magazine was great. It was like tons of really weird I pulled it. Hit the head. Why? So that magazine was great. It was like tons of really weird stuff like that. I don't know if they still make that magazine anymore.

Should look. Did you ever buy a guide for a game that you didn't have just because it was cheaper than buying the game and playing it? I've never looked or. It is not. I've never purchased or looked at a guide for a game. No. I remember not being able to afford Splint Cell Pandora tomorrow. That was a good one. So I just bought the guide for a game. No. I remember not being able to afford to split the cell Pandora tomorrow.

That was a good one. So I just bought the guide and read it. No. Oh, God. On a scale of 110, how much is similar in joy when did you get? It was honestly like let's plays before the existence. It was like someone's playing it.

This is cool. Yeah. This is the website for 2,600 by the look. Whoa. That looks like it was made in the late 90s. It's like a blast from the past. Hey, you don't have to need an update perfection. I was gonna say.

Just like the KFC Taco Bell. How many days have you been to? Where you from? I remember, I think my brother gave me, it was like a remote, it was like this little mini remote that you could basically immediately program any TV with. Oh yeah.

So you could go out and public. You don't have a silly name. Yeah it was um uh piss come off. What a cut back. I remember it. Um but like I just I remember having this and just being like what how is this legal? That was so quick. Thank you. I had a Red Bull today. A singular Red Bull.

Yeah, that's all he needed. Speaking of books, I have a Kindle now, which I got because I started reading actual books where it was before I was not reading any books. Okay, okay. Great. That's a pretty good, yeah. And I recently traveled and I lost it on the plane. Oh!

How long did you have it for? I mean a few months. Okay, yeah, I had it for a good amount of time and then I guess like, I enough to come to love it. You know when you like are on an international flight, so you like take all the stuff you'll need on the flight, so you don't have to keep going back up to your bag every time.

I did that. And I guess I took my Kindle out and forgot to put it back in my bags and how much I'd, usually I'm very good about checking my seat and stuff like that. But for some reason, I got like weirdly emotional about losing that. And I don't know why. Because it's like, oh, you can just find another one and replace it. It's not like this type of thing is replaceable. I'm like, it's my books.

It's your books. It's my book. But again, it's just all the same books are back on the new Kindle and that one is deactivated now. So someone's still. She knocks to leave something on it. It does. In chat, secretly I'm a cat, type the same thing I was going to say. Barbara did a

chrysanthemum, forgot her electronics on the plane. That's exactly what I thought when I realized I lost it. I went, I'm like fucking Chris. But at least you are on the right plane. That's true. That's a good place to start. I had a fucking Chris. But at least you're on the right plane. That's true. That's a good place to start. I had a fucking wild experience last week with my flights from I was coming back from Manchester,

United Kingdom Manchester. Deep in there. I have. That's what you're from. I tried to FaceTime Gavin. Not for Manchester. One night because we had just had dinner. We went into a shop and there was like a bunch of like UK

candies and chocolates and stuff like that. I was gonna FaceTime Gavin be like, you want me to pick you something up? Kat Berry. But you didn't pick up. I did not say no. And you texted me like 20 minutes later and you're like, did you call me?

So you can't pass that. I didn't hit my phone. Kat Berry's better over there than it is here, right? Looks like a thing. Yeah. Cause it's owned by Hershey here. Yeah, I think it's like, yeah. It's no good.

So the Manchester Airport pro tip, if you're flying, from Manchester anywhere, don't, first of all, use any other airport. I heard that travel in the UK is having issues with like check bags. I think, yeah, like all of Europe right now is really a lot of issues. Yeah, they're just having difficulty.

So I purposely, when I went to this convention, I was at, made sure I did a carry on. Okay. But I had to like stuff at full of shit and it was like really over packed and stuff like that. Coming back, they, this airport has the strictest liquid and electronic policy I've ever seen at any airport. And I'm used to having TSA precheck in the US So I usually just like put my stuff on the bag on the belt and then go through and it's fine

You don't have to take anything out or anything like that. I don't have pre-tSA precheck and usually I still don't have it I don't think they care. They don't really care that much. They they enforce the one bit bag rule The plastic bag. They give you a Ziploc bag that's about, I don't know, four inches by four inches or something like that. That's because they have the metric system. They can use the court.

I'm never gonna be able to get through the store. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But all of your liquids have to fit in this little bag. But I had makeup, I had skincare products, I had all the stuff I'd been traveling with for four or five days, because I didn't check a bag.

All of which were individually under the limit. Absolutely. But they were literally taking up my lip glosses and my face creams and stuff like that. Don't they normally make you put your stuff in a bag here in the US anyway? When I'm for TSC pre-check. I think normally they say you're supposed to. You don't take it out, but it's supposed to be in the bag in your carry-on.

I don't think that's the fullest in your carry-on. I don't, I've never. That's why I made the joke. Like, this was fit in a court-sized bag. Yeah. And so it's also not a specific bag usually. Like, they gave you a bag. They gave me, they had them at the airport to use.

And so I did that before going through. And if any liquids or electronics are in your bag that you didn't take out and put on the tray, they take your bags to secondary screening, I'm not kidding. 99.9% of everyone's bags were being taken to secondary screening. And there were people who were like,

I have a flight that leaves in 20 minutes. And there was probably like 100 people in this one security area being like, I need my bag, I need my bag, like where is it? And they had one person checking the bags. And you know how it is where they're just like, should I put this?

Put this? So both my bags can take that. Are these terrorist eyedrops? They took my, I literally had a sample of eyedrops that they took out, this big. Anyway. Who knows what you could do with that? There was people being like,

I have to get on my flight in 20 minutes and there was a very angry British lady behind the counter who was just like, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, I don't know if my pussy won't get here, I'll get it when I can. All right, stop yelling. How did it cock me, Mako?

Why all the way up to Manchester's? I know, to Manchester. I know, to Manchester. Look. It's the only British accent I could do. But she was just screaming at people and I finally get my bag after they go through and have to throw out half my makeup, too, by the way.

Oh, I'm sure that's cheap. It's such a waste. I literally had to do it. Did you get to choose these are the cheapest are the cheapest things I'll toss these. You have to fit it all in the plastic bag and zip it. Which if it's like overflow, you can't. Yeah. This is a block bag.

I'm a dude and I travel with hard, like anything like that. And I'm still stuffing a bag for like, you know, toothpaste, maybe a bit deodorant. Yeah. It's trying to like, and he throws the same, even like the fast track.

Is it really? Like, every other bag get impaled. And it's really just like, whatever each country feels. Like, I did a travel show for a while where I just spent three months just going from country to country all around the world and watching different airports decide different parts of my regular travel kit. We're wrong and just losing it slowly over the three things. I was like, I'm not going to be going to be going to be going to be

going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going No trash cans in public. I assumed it was just, I mean, I'm glad people are being safe. But at that point, it's just such a dominant convenience. Also, I know someone who traveled to the UK shortly after the July 7th, 2005 bombings, who was in one of the security lines with two laptops and was told you can only travel with one laptop. Ah. And was one of the laptops a bad laptop?

Well, it was able to fit it in his, in his bike. Well, luckily he was able to fit it in the trash can. Oh, God. Which was probably a plastic bag hanging from a ring. Which was, which was no can. What a seat to do a plastic bag. I think that person ended up shipping it back. I remember right.

Oh my God. To be fair, why would you have two? Like a work one? A personal one? You know we know some weirdos dude. You ask a very valid question for every person on the planet. Like how would you even travel with it? I laptop in an iPad because that's too similar. I have traveled with two laptops. Fair enough. I had to work one in a person one at one point. Yeah, I think it's, it's probably not super. Like I put one in like my carry on, like I'm not, like I just need to use it for work

and then I had like my personal one. For you, a little stash. Yeah. You're the only amongst that. One of the things that made me... I forgot lonely in the room. One of the things that made me the most pissed off at myself is I had like a backpack and my carry on.

Sure. And they both got taken a secondary screening. My backpack is on the head all my makeup and skin care products and stuff in it. But my carry on got taken because I had my hair straightener in there because I didn't take that out. I didn't think like that constituted as like a laptop or anything like that. I don't, I didn't think, I constituted as a laptop or anything like that. I don't. I didn't think I thought I had a screen. The worst part is that I accidentally brought my New Zealand hair straightener

because I have different hair appliances for different countries that I've been to. So I don't have to buy a new appliance every time. Because you can't use hair appliances with different outlets because of the voltage. You can't buy a special adapter that does a transformer as well. Okay, I don't have one of those. It's probably about the same price to just get a second. Yeah, it was like 20 bucks. If you bring 110 volts to like a 220 country,

you just get like a super powered device. It just gets hot real bad. Like 30 seconds. I have definitely blown a puncture up during that. I think I went to, it was either England or Japan. And I was like, oh, I'll just bring a plug strip. And then that way I can plug everything into that. And I was like, this all works.

I've done the math, this work, I plugged it in. And I turn it on as you're a pop and there's a little smoke coming out. I was like, all right, I can't charge anything now. That's cool. Probably England, so I think Japan has one. They've one ten years right now. get it to center the same thing. Yeah, I was like, well, I will charge my two laptops some other way I like you have to straighten it specifically for New Zealand

I have a hair straightener and a curler for every country or every like region I've been to so I have one for Some people feel like shot glasses for Australia slash New Zealand. I have one for the UK, one for Europe. Do they have special designs on them? No, it's just the right thing. It's just because I've been to these places enough that like, it's, and I like to do my hair. Guy probably. You don't have one straightener to rule them all?

I do. I don't have one straightener to rule them all, because that's good. I want to give a quick shout out to Jason for entering the STF spaghetti contest. A. A. A. I don't know. Two and a half hours to go.

I don't know international appliances, like a little transformer built in, or a little step down step up in the, I've seen. Because that'd be, there's step down usually, they've a step up. Because like Mac chargers have like a little,

little nub you can take off and you can put on other, little transformer. And also like PCs, if you look at the power supply in the back there's normally like a little switching flip You know what you shouldn't do? What you shouldn't do is live in England and then flip that to 110. Oh does it make a big boom big magic pop Yeah, something to which is really funny some hotels in the UK have like an American outlet or like a few of them and

I realized when I got to my hotel room that I forgot my adapter. And luckily, I had a charger that had, I mean, it was just my normal charger. And I was like, oh, I have an outlet for this in here. I plugged it in, but it was one of those like wide chargers, not the like small one, that has like the different connection, like the USB-C one I think it's called. And it was so wide that it hit that little switch that those outlets have on them in the UK

that would turn it off. I hate that. So I couldn't plug it in and leave it on at the same time because it would just hit the side of that little switch and be stuck. All right, what you do is you get two paper clips, right? And you do them and you stick them in. You know how the prong has that little switch and be stuck. All right, what you do is you get two paper clips, right? And you do them, and you stick them in. You know how the prong has that little hole in it?

You just tie it around there and stick that into the outlet. It's really important that you put it through and then you plug it in this way. Don't do it with your hands. I remember taking my DS to England, and then being like, ah, shit. Not bringing any adapters. Like most of the stuff, I can just like rummage around

of my mum's house and like find a plug for my thing, but no one had a DS charger there. You're on to never DS? Nope. But her bathroom did have a 110 shave outlet, which was just perfect for me to put my DS charger straight in. Just charging there. It's like, oh, a little surprise.

Electricity's stupid. It's really annoying. There is. Because you have to travel with like about your rubble to get it all to look. What, I was was gonna say why don't we just standardize it but I guess everyone's already got billions of not trillions of dollars invested in an existing infrastructure you got like some places to share the same plug with a completely different voltage different hurts you have different hair straighters for different country and And what the hell, like, is it Mexico that has a voltage of like 117,

or so it was like a seven in there. Like what's the voltage for Mexico? It's like, I've never been there, but I just remember looking like, and because of this, I'll never go. 127. 127. Like, that's,

or the original. What's the origin of that? Like if it was 117 or like, at least, it's a 127 supply voltage and 60 hertz still. So you could probably use all the US stuff there. It's just a little out of spec. To be fair, here a lot of the time. So it's boring.

You get like one 18. Yeah, I get like one 18, one 22. It's whatever a cot feels like doing. Yeah, yeah. I intentionally keep, I have a lot of battery backups in my house and I keep that display on like to see what voltage they're receiving in it's never 120. It's never 120 Why would it be I plug the new server into one of those and I'm immediately overloaded it really? Yeah, it was like a light. Oh that thing you showed yeah

That would be in a video coming up the I'll finish up the story to about my travel. Oh, sorry No, it's okay. No, I'm basically done. What is your Kindle charge at? the story to about my travel. No, it's okay. I'm basically done. What is your Kindle Charge app? Have any of you guys ever connected through JFK for an international flight? Yes. No. Was it the worst experience of your life? I remember. What do I remember? So first of all, customs took an hour and a half. Cool. We had a two and a half hour connection, so I was like, we're fine. It's okay. Yeah.

Get through. Realize that when you're done customs at JFK, no matter what, if you've checked a bag or not, you have to leave and go through security again. Nice. And our flight was leaving out of a different terminal, terminal two. And so I'm like, looking around, I'm carrying all my bags with me. And it's like, here's a train that takes you to Terminals 1 and 2, Terminal 3, Terminal 4. I get on the train, get off at Terminals 1 and 2.

I look around, I realize it's just like a tram station. There's no airport. And part- What do you mean? And there's a giant sign that's- It's just like- It's like it's own building. That's just like where you get off.

So you have to walk outside, go down the street, and into terminals one and two. You walk down the street from the trims? It's like where cars are like dropping people off. So it's like down the street. Yeah, but still. Wow. Yeah, it's not like still in the airport, basically. It's like in the grounds of the airport. It's like a separate little building. And so I found a woman and she's like, yeah, just go down these stairs, go out, go to the right. It'll be like the next building over. And I was like, okay, it's also hot in New York when I'm there. So I'm like, looking on my bags, I get in, there's no elevator, I have to walk up the stairs,

I finally find security. And at this point, my flight leaves in 45 minutes. I get up there, I get to TSA pre-check, I give them my ticket and the lady goes, where you going? And I'm like, Austin, she goes, oh, you're in the wrong terminal. No. And I was like, what? And she's like, this is terminal one.

Terminal two is the next one over. So you have to keep going. You have to go outside and keep going down. And I leave and I go out. And as I'm running to the other building, I see Lindsay ahead of me also running. So both Lindsay and I made the exact same mistake. Because both of us, after we got off the flight, we're like, I'll and I made the exact same mistake.

Because both of us, after we got off the flight, we're like, I'll just meet you at the gate. We'll figure ourselves out. I feel like it's very telling that something is genuinely broken with this system. Yeah. I'm looking, they're not close to each other. Terminal one and terminal two.

Nope. I'm looking at a map of JFK right now. And I see the tram stop you're talking about. Yep. Do you know how to do that, Eitalis? If you like, re-guys, rescuers. I feel like I always do. If you're coming in, on some airports, you're talking about. Yeah. Do you know how to do that, Dallas? If you're like, re guys, rescuing. Um, I feel like I always do. If you're coming in,

on some airports, you're coming in internationally, it depends on what the security protocols are on your departure airport. Yeah. I don't know where we're going. Do you remember that time we had a layover in Dallas and I can't remember if you were with me. I was, I think it was like Chris and I went to the other side

of the airport from our terminal because we realized I had that milkshake machine. God. It was, I remember that. Yeah, near Comic Con. I think it was. It was in Houston. It was Houston.

Yeah, we were connecting in Houston. Yeah, and we were like, they were literally like boarding the flight, like almost calling our names, but it's time we came back running with milkshake. Was it worth it? Yeah, like I had a milkshake. Wasn't there in New York Comic Con where it was you, me, Michael and Chris? They came on with smoothies.

Smoothies. It was different. Literally, like we're just waiting for our final passengers to get here. They've been called and we see Michael and Chris come on. Just, with sunglasses drinking, they're smoothie, like jerks. So, yet 45 minutes, did you make it to the other terminal?

I made it to my gate as they started boarding. Okay. Yeah. It was a nice stressful at all. Did you have time to get any New York's off? Yeah. What flavor milkshake did you get? I got the one of the bistro boxes on the airplane that was supposed to have all the stuff and it only came with like three items in it. Because you're too far back so they'd scavenged. It's like normally of a choice of rits or cheesets. Now we have gold. Why are beds up off the ground? Is that your next podcast? That was a thought I had a decade ago. Why are beds up off the ground? Some places they sleep on the ground. Some places they sleep on the ground. The bed is very low down.

Yeah. Man, that's one of the best beds I've ever slept in in my life was at a hotel in Tokyo. The bed's practically on the ground, and that mattress was firm as fuck. Why, yeah, why are we near? I don't, maybe that was from when I was living in Jeff in this rented house for a few years.

Same place where he threw a tiny motorbike into my bedroom, but one in the one in the room. But I slept on the floor for two years on a mattress, and it was absolutely fine. Why are we pissing about with beds? What we doing? What's the point? My current bed frame is really low to the ground. Why not just slip on a mattress on the ground?

The only thing I can think of is when you're getting out of bed in the morning, no one wants to have to struggle to stand up. Whereas you just get out, you're already set up. There's also bugs and rats and from all time when that was a lot more of a concern. Also, where's the boogie man gonna live if he or it's bad time around? He was in the ceiling, he just switched.

Why does, okay, at least let's start here. Why does any kid bed ever have a gap underneath? It's a good question. Why did it- That you can threaten to listen. You better be good or I'm gonna tell the Boogie Man I'm not gonna stop it. Okay, okay, threatening threats.

That's a good reason. The Boogie Man's gonna get you. Also, where else are you gonna hide your porn? Yeah, that's true. No parents check out the bed. It's probably hard that I'd like it, but I also have storage. I store sheets and mice.

Could you sleep? I just sleep treasures that I find throughout my day. Could you sleep in a hanging bed? A hammock? A hammock? Yes. But more like a hanging mattress. Yeah, absolutely.

I think that would be nice. And then you wouldn't have to have it on the floor and you'd have that extra space. But you'd really have to worry about rolling off the bed in the middle of the night. Yeah, absolutely. I think that would be nice. And then you wouldn't have to have it on the floor and you'd have extra space. But you'd really have to worry about rolling off the bed in the middle of the night. Yeah. Because if you've ever been one of those hammocks, it's like, it's got the wooden bar on both sides, so it's very wide, very hardy in and out of.

Even more than a normal one. Yeah, I wouldn't want that to like, sleeping in a curve. I don't know how to be. But like a flat mattress, but with just like, yeah, just have it like two feet away from the ceiling. Like a sex mechanism. Why like a flat mattress, but with just like four. Yeah, we just have it like two feet away from the ceiling. Sex mechanism.

Why so close? Why so close? Would you get in and it would raise you up? Like how would you get in? Yeah, you get in and then, we get a motor on that. There's no way that mice are getting me in that role. No, it's only worth it if it's permanently up there,

because then you can just walk under it and it's not a bed in that, taking up the whole room. Okay, what are your feelings on bunk beds with desk and roof? Great use of space. I would love a bunk. that, taking up the whole room. Okay, what are your feelings on bunk beds with desk and reese? Great use of space. I would love a bunk. Yeah. That would be more acceptable for a 34 year old to bunk.

Did you know that you and I have the same bed? Yes, I always, whenever I look at your Instagram stories, I'm like, why is Barbara in my bed? I think, I think, make it ask me a few years ago, because I had like a photo or something where you could see like the bottom of my bed frame And she asked what it was because I think you guys had an issue with your cats going under your bed and our our frame Hour frame goes all the way down to the ground and there's no gaps. Is it like you are special? I think it's like Ashley furniture. You know what though?

The cats could definitely get in that bed Yes, there's gaps. Yeah, that, that, that, my bed, like I said, was really low and goes all the way to the ground. That way no animals can get under it. It's correct under, yeah. I like it like that. Mine has a big tunnel behind it

and I put up cardboard. That fucker can't get back there anymore. He tries every other night, but he can't. Mm-hmm. What's his name again, you're doing? Macat? Macat. Macat? Hash.

Like from from alien? It was more of like a color thing when I first got him because he was like black. Oh, like Pokemon. And then put in there's also Pokemon. But now he's just all black. So it makes me look like an asshole. I named him when he was different.

Ash old. I call him that a lot. Yeah. Good. He's good. He just turned three. Like, oh, my cat. Sneezy's a lot. Yeah good. He's good. He just turned three. I call my cat. Smeasy's a lot. Smeasy's? He's been a real piece of shit. Sme is a piece of shit. No, I don't hate him. I'm just scared of him. I think he's gonna bite me every time I see him. He might.

Yeah, I'm gonna get bites. See, put that fear in you. Like there's scratches there. It's the boogie man's gonna get you or Smee's gonna get you. Smee loves biting women. What have you taught him? Didn't he bite you? He also bit me, really. He's like biting women more.

And Dan. Yup. And okay. How many women has he bit? Biting me. Yeah. Just one. I would say, he's bitten double

dip women. What? Okay women what the four at least four I'm like you couldn't even finish the thought yourself. Yeah, yeah, he should be put down ideally Okay, I feel like you should just find someone who wants a cat and be like guess what? Do you want a cat? Are you really into pain? Have I got the cat for you? Nice the best. We love each other, but I am scared when anyone new comes over. Yeah, he just goes from he You never know. He's like really friendly and he's like and then he'll just jump. That's that's exactly how my cat is I have to like pry him off like he's like he he latches. Yeah, bite him scary I have done that. I had a bitey cat once. That's what I had to do to get it to stop. Yes, I'm not so spiderman. Yeah, it's me is eight now. Oh Wow

Can you oh boy? She's the most Is that is that I think no? Don't think so to give him soft food, it's fine. Yeah, exactly. Then his tongue will hang out all adorable. I didn't say shave him off. I just said down a little bit. It's not a big deal.

Don't do that. Oh, and just so I don't really want to piss me down. No, yeah, I think we all knew it was joking. Slash sarcasm. Love it. I'm just scared of him. Every time I'm around him, I always freeze up. I don't just like maybe if I'm perfectly still, he won't know I'm here. And then he just looks at you and just thinks she's right for buying.

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at betterhelp.com slash rooster. That's better, H-E-L-P.com slash rooster. That's better. H E L P dot com slash rooster. Thanks better help. Perfect prey. Did you have you seen prey? Did you watch it? We just watched it last night. Yeah. Yeah. You see? I'm saying. It's on.

Who? Yeah. I haven't seen it. I want to see it. It's good. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's enjoyable.

I want that direct. Yeah. He did a senior director who did 10 clover fill lane, which was okay. He's really good. Awesome. So good. Yeah. I thought it worked really well Mike. I you know, I get it, but I wish they had film movie and Comanche. I know it's available as like a dub option. I just, nah, I wish they had not like it's like a super dialogue heavy or dialogue driven movie, but when there is dialogue,

it does feel a little off in that way. There's even like a scene where they talk about language a little bit. And it's like, I felt like it was written ambiguously. Yeah. It was like one of the characters says, like, I know lots of languages.

Yeah. And it's like, oh, they, I felt like a kid. But then you're like, what are you supposed to be speaking right now? Like are you speaking English English or? Right. So, no, it would have been cool. I thought if it had been filmed actually in command. There was a lot of, I mean, like with a lot of films, I think there was a lot of ADR

done in that film. And it was very obvious to me to the point where I was like, are they speaking another language and it's dubbed in English? And then I just had to rewatch it. We've been learning ADRs tough. ADR is fun, re-watch it. We've been learning Adiris tough. Adiris. It's fun, but it's tough. We've been doing Adiris for, come on out to say.

Yeah, or not Adir, but we've been doing the dub for Ruby Ice Queen, though. Yeah, what's fun about Adiris? It's fun. You get to watch it. Yeah. Two, it's like a- Like a game.

Thousands of little puzzles. You have to be like, we wrote the sentence and we thought it worked. And now we need one more syllable. How do we fix this without saying, without just putting, Huh? At the end of every sentence.

Or, hey, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Yeah. It's like, okay, we need two more syllables at the end of this. Can we have Yang say Ruby for the fifth time? Probably not. If you make it three syllables, you can say, Boba Booie, Boba Booie, Boba Booie.

That's true. It is challenging though. Doing a dub for an anime. It takes a lot longer than it was. It's just like a lot of work for everyone. Like with Elena and everyone who does like all the audio work over an animation, like timing up the beeps and putting it in

and testing it out and seeing how it feels and just like all that work that goes into it, it's just very easy. And you guys obviously writing the lines and whatnot. It's been fun and rewarding. We'll have more news on soon, but it's been a cool experience to do. Something new.

I always know when an episode comes out because Ruby trends on Twitter. Yeah, it's really cool. It's been interesting to see, yeah. My first thought is like, I'll just happen. Yeah. Oh my god. How much does Alex Jones owe now?

50 million? All because he couldn't shut up. Can you imagine Owing 50 million dollars because you can't shut the fuck up? Like dude, just shut up. You will say 50 million dollars if you shut the fuck up. My favorite part was,

it was like, what did the judge say? Like just because you follow for bankruptcy doesn't mean you're bankrupt yet. It's like Michael Scott screaming, I declare bankruptcy. That's exactly what I felt like. That guy has made so much money off of lies. Like so much money.

I think there is a podcast I listened to where they were going over like how much exactly he made from different lies he's told and like essentially taking people for a fucking spin. And it's like hundreds of millions of dollars that they've made. Yeah, I mean, at one point he was making like 800 grand a day from like survival items. Supplements. Supplements. Don't let your frogs be gay.

This vitamin. Don't let your frogs be gay. That was a whole thing. Yeah, this is big thing He he was talking about like chemicals. They're going in the water. They're making the frogs gay. Wow can't have that It's classic Alex Jones really. Yeah, I really I remember you you had like a really old podcast story about oh I think you said you're in like a Taxi or something and like the guy was listening to Alex Jones and talking about how he had the light inside of him He's he wanted to put it in here's gonna put the light inside of me Yeah, I mean, it's funny. It was not funny, but I mean Alex Jones has always been kind of like this weird

Austin person. Yeah, and like it was like this guy you would watch a public access back in the 90s and in person. Yeah. And like it was like this guy you would watch a public access back in the 90s and then the internet came along and then you got a big audience and now he can't shut up and he was $50 million because he's lost. I mean, you know, we've had, you know, for centuries, civilizations have had town idiots, so it just, it makes sense. Now everyone gets to see ours. Yeah, exactly. Idiots go out. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. Anytime there's national news coverage about the trial or they'll show Kim walking into the courthouse, like, I know where that is. That's on Guadalupe.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's not too far from here. I've never had an actual in-person Alex Jones spotting. Me neither. I don't know, because I know he goes on his big truck like SUV thing and stirs up shit all the time. I don't think I've seen him in person either. Maybe it's been a long time if I have.

Right. It's better that way. Yeah. I'd be okay if I went my whole life never interacting or seeing him with my own two eyes. I think I'd be okay. I'd make it through somehow. I wanna throw things at him.

Nothing heavy. Yeah. Frogs. Yeah. Gaprogs. Specifically gay from birth. Suck on this. Yeah.

No. Oh man. Yeah. My favorite thing about all the coverage about the trial is all the bad headshots and all the bad video excerpts they use of him. Like, like, it's like they intentionally pick the worst possible moments to like freeze-frame a video and take a still of it and use it as like a background. Every every clip I've seen that try. I mean, you kind of said it before. It really genuinely feels like a set-up scene from the office. Yeah. It's like he will say, I never said that

and they'll say, roll the clip and it's him saying the exact It's like, he will say, I never said that and they'll say, roll the clip and it's him saying the exact thing. And they said, well, I never said I never said it. Yeah, and he's just like, well, roll the clip. He's the key player. I see some different. And it's like, okay. It's a, I don't know.

How do they decide what trials are televised or not? That's something I always wonder because they're also televiseding, or not televiseding, but broadcasting, I guess. This is my current favorite. That's great, it's been a really great. Well, they did the, obviously the Johnny Depp in Amber trial, which I felt was just so gross.

And just like having that out there in public like that. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I don't know what the purpose of having these things be public because it's like ratings money. I Mean yeah, I guess that no one need yeah, some of those things no one needs to know. Yeah, it doesn't matter Yeah, and they're like they're also televising the Nicholas Cruz Trial, I don't know what Parkland shooter. Oh, okay. Oh really Parkland. No, not Sorry, I'm getting this so wrong. I

It's unfortunate. There's been so much. It's unfortunate. I have to say one of the school shooters. No, the Stoneman Douglas high school. That's the one. Yeah. They're televised in his trial. But yeah, Stoneman Douglas high school in Parkland, Florida. Okay, it is a parkland. Yeah. For some reason when I said Stoeman Douglas I thought it was the Houston one but that's a different one. This is the worst problem day. But it's just like that some of the stuff that is like being shown and played and stuff like that is just like no one should have to hear that kind of stuff. It's like recordings from the classrooms and stuff like that.

And testimonies of parents, and it's just like awful, awful things to see. Is there, this is kind of that was kind of advocate, but like, is there something in, we're not taking the seriously enough, we need people to understand the realities of it. Right, you can't just gloss over it. Yeah, I get what you're saying too. I really do. I just like, I think part of me. Right, you can't just gloss over it. Yeah. I get what you're saying too. I really do. I just like. I think part of me is like these people already have been through how many devastating shootings,

shootings, school shootings, and still have not done anything about it. Yeah. These people who like claim to give their thoughts and prayers to these families and then still take no action. So I'm like, I don't know what good this will do. That part is very true. But yeah, it's, I don't know. It's just a very strange thing to see on your YouTube timeline. Well, I mean, also, I mean, because obviously, like what happened with Alex Jones and San Diego

and stuff, it's like, they're also gonna broadcast this stuff. And then there's a lot of people out there that are gonna go attack the victims for whatever reason that they make up. And it's like, well, okay, this isn't, this is hurting them now too. So it's, I don't know.

That's the worst part. Yeah. Anyways, piss kabob, am I right? Kabob. What do you, Carrie, is your middle name segue? Yeah, there we, I just really like saying piss kabob. You mean to tattoo a lot? It means that a lot.

I would get a piss kebab tattoo. A piss kebab? Would it be like globs of piss and kebab form? I don't know. Yeah, globs, that's right. You ever get a glob of piss? I was at a candy store recently. Like one of those big stores that just sells

like tons of different kinds of candies. And they had inside the store, they had like a urinal set up on the wall, like some of the candy display. And it was filled with like little urine sample cups. And in it was like urine candy. What? It was like a liquid in there and it said, it's candy and it was like a little,

like collection specimen cups. I was like, well, I'm definitely not buying that. What is it made of? Why don't you buy it so we can be eating it now on the show? Karen can to hear. I'll look it up. I have a question for you If when you go if you're American when you go into a bathroom Okay, walk in the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom What are you when you are in the bathroom? This is a bad pun isn't it? What are you when you're in?

European. It's good. I didn't make that one up. Ew! Someone's ending the podcast already. I've got a great one. Yeah. Old relatives are irrelevant. I just saw that one. Whoa Sorry grandma You're irrelevant. You going to a home Shallow X-ray and my favorite Monty chopsticks Monty chopsticks. What was it? Monty doing with chopsticks? Did he use them weirdly? I don't know, probably. Well, I know Monty, but he was a-

I used three chopsticks. He was very, he was able to do anything with chopsticks. Yeah. I remember- He's very talented. Yeah. That, or maybe he was like, well, he was efficient with them.

I was like, if it was an efficiency thing, so he was big on that. I like, I found it. I look at this every so often. It's my entire Text conversation with Monty Okay, here do you want to do you and I'll do I'll do Monty's reply Okay, Yang trailer was top

Thanks Gavin I'm sorry, that's three months later. A-N-S. And then you said. And I said, on a different day, good luck today. I love that. That's very good. That's very good. I like just text me A-N-S.

And then days later, you said something else. Do you see the name when you're responding to his A-N-S? No. Oh. Oh anus. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, look at that. Just look at the first three.

Yeah. Is that also your text history? Yeah. I don't know if I, I'm so about, yeah, I, I, I, I know my stuff. I think, yeah, I know my stuff saved me. Yeah, I cleared after a few years. It was, I received this message. Would plugging a power strip into the converter work?

Who is this? All right, this is one to you. I like that he was asking about plugging stuff into a Pokemon too. How perfect if you read that on the books. Yeah, it's like he was listening to this podcast, the feature. Oh, who is this? Who is this? There are computational gusts of blood.

I mean, I feel like that was like during, that's probably during the era where you were IT. Yeah. So you're probably like, what is this problem? I'm going to have to deal with it. Oh God, don't make it worse. Yeah. That was like when somebody tried to tell me you shouldn't plug a plug strip into a battery

backup. And I was like, why is that? Don't tell me what to do. Uh, it's like, something we do with. I think you're more likely to overload it. You're more like overload it. And there's some like frequency stuff. The energy can get dirty. I don't know.

One time I tried plugging a battery back up into a battery back up. I don't know if you ever done that. Infinite energy. It doesn't work. We try to make it fight. Like the one that gets the second one that's daisy chained on just constantly power cycles off and on. Like, it doesn't work. No, I no one people like take two drills and make them like

I was like I just solved all of the world's energy problem. Nope, doesn't work never ending Lou Shout to David in the chat. He said that my shirt is cool. Thank you. I was complimenting cares fit today I bought it because I spill on the podcast sometimes. Oh, no one will know. It's like that uh... Don't do it. It's like that I think you should leave skit. What are they? What is it called? It can't tell. Look at that. Look at that. You're just rolled up. What the... I'm gonna say is that shirt hydrophobic? Oh my god! Oh my gosh! That was so cool! Oh my gosh! It's gonna say it's pan. Oh my dick sweat. Oh my dick sweat. We get that as a sample. We get that as a sample.

It's gonna look like a sample. Look at the shirt. It's fine. It's a little bit like beads up on the shirt. Yeah, but my dick is very normal. You're gonna have a wet cross for those in the holes. It's like a you a towel. You know what? No. I think it's very often.

This is facing your. Right, here we go. That? No, I think it's big. That's this face in your right I hear you. That's mine. I think that's yeah, that's an appropriate. Where's Jessica? There you go. Stick that in your crouch. Thank you. I Question be give this is something I was wondering when I was in the UK How come I heard in the United States or Canada? When you're walking on a sidewalk or down like the aisle of an airport, you walk on the right side, typically, and people walk on the right side of the opposite. You always walk on your right.

Yes. In the UK, you drive on the left. Yep. So you think the walking would be matching up with the way people drive. There is no consistency on any sidewalk in the UK. Everyone's just fucking walking wherever they want. You could try walking on the right and then there'll be like 10 people who are also walking on the right. You start walking on the left. There's going to be like a bunch of people walking on the left.

There's no consistency. I fucking hate London England. It is the most city I've been to. It was full of tourists for fucking life because of that. But I was in Manchester. There's not a lot of, I don't think it's- It's country wide, Gavin. It's country wide.

I would think I was ever taught to walk on a specific site. I don't think no one taught us either. It's not like you go to school in the third grade and they're like, you're going to walk on the outside. I was in London. Yes. Which will pub. I bumped into probably five people.

I was there for the first three days of my 10 day trip. I bumped into probably four or five people. And I said, walking down the street, you are walking towards me. And we have to move out of each other's way. Do you move to the right or to the left? And the person at the pub said, what? Yeah. I think typically I do, I did go to the left while I was was there and then the majority of people were walking on the right

Some countries like Australia they walk on the left. New Zealand they walk on the left They're civilized down there because they drive England. Yeah, it's just it's just a just walk around You see someone just don't want What is it we get it when when you're so far from someone? Yes. And you've already started moving, they move and it's like, it's the same thing.

Gavin, I, like, the, I was there for like 10 days and I was like having a breakdown. I feel like five or six going like, I might just catch a flight home. I might just leave. I'm in hell. I can't, I can't. Except the plane doesn't know what side to go on.

It's a good try to go on on the left and it goes on the right. I hate it It should just walk What Jess is work. We were We were working people who's making me insane. I don't think I was I think I did walk on the left without realizing it because I feel like I was walking into people a lot more when I came in here This is when I came to the US especially in airports and like Bernie like even like in the in the downtown office I would walk like straight into Bernie coming out of the bathroom to the main room and he'd be like other side

And I'd be like the sides This is the same fucking country that uses both the imperial and metric system. Yeah, you know, whatever fucking decide I'm gonna look down on us for using Fahrenheit. Yeah, Fahrenheit is a piece of shit. See It's a piece of shit. I Piece of shit. I Fairhead's fine. This this Saturday This Saturday it only got up to 96 so it felt so good. Yeah, it didn't hurt to step outside It was nice. I think it was only like 98 today really. Yeah, wow. I think since Between RTX and this past Saturday, there

have been one day that wasn't over 100 degrees. And even before RTX, right? Like I think the weekend of RTX was under 100. Yeah. And yeah, but it's been a brutal summer. Hey, rain for 20 minutes here the day. So that was cool. I always look forward to the heat, but just knowing how the heat stacks and basically like here I feel like when I lived in England it would be like noon would be really hot and then as the sun goes down It cools down. Here. It's like the graph it gets hotter as long as the sun is in the sky So from like six until five it's just getting hotter. Yeah, then between like five p.m. and six am watch the watch out Watch the alarm there. Oh, is that?

Yeah, it's a it isn't a weird sensation to go out at night here and it's like 95 degrees. Yeah, it doesn't cool down, but when the sun starts coming up the next morning, but when you open the weather app and every single temperature for the entire week starts with a four or or what 100 for a Fahrenheit. It's just like, oh man, each day it will get less cool. See if you tell me it's 40 degrees out, like that doesn't sound intimidating. I'm not gonna take 100. Yeah, 100 triple digit. You never get to say, oh man England was in triple digits

because it's 40. Maybe if you're boiling water. Yeah. Oh, it's triple digits on my stove. Triple digits on my stove. Yeah, that's whatever. Yeah, I mean, it sucks. I can't tell the difference between one degree of Celsius. Other than today.

You don't know what fucking side of the street walk on. I don't know. I'm kidding. I mostly it does make sense though, because I think Fahrenheit is typically what's used for body temperature. Sure. And so if you're using like temperature. It still doesn't make sense though because I think Fahrenheit is typically what's used for body temperature Sure And so if you're using like temperature. It still does it make sense in your surroundings Still is it is very specific. Whereas I think Celsius is more like a general since like it's a

I'm willing to say that there's room for both because you grew up with both I guess right? I grew up with Celsius and then I moved here and got had to get you to Fahrenheit Yeah, but we always would use Fahrenheit for our like thermostat at home. For some reason weird. Yeah, hmm. I don't know why. Um, the low every single day from tomorrow to today until Wednesday of next week, 75 degrees.

Oh, that's nice. Here. The low. That's probably like four and five. That's probably a reddit. John. That's probably a right at dawn. Every two highs are 101, 99, 95. 95? What day is that?

It's the day it rains on Friday. And then it's back up to 98, 99, 101, 102, 102. Yeah, I've been trying to make a video about a new storage server I got. And I can't turn it on most days because it just gets too hot. I can wait for a cooler day where I can film it. When I took my test for my pilot license, it's like when it's this hot,

it's like doing it on hard mode because the thermal updrafts are so extreme. I'm affiting you. Yeah, when you're doing your test, you need to keep like a very specific window of altitude. And if you get too high or too low, you fail. So it's like, it's just like trying to fight updrafts non-stop. Is that what causes turbulence? Some. Yes. OK.

Some. Yes. Because I know that's like a thing that's just like Texas like Austin's like landing, you end up like getting more turbulence. Yeah. It's like buckle tight in that seat belt. Yeah. It's going to be fucking hot. It's going to be like buckle tight in that seat belt. Yeah. It's gonna be fucking hot.

It's gonna be bumpy. Tighten that song. The, yeah, the air. In some places, I think in England, it was getting so hot, maybe in Manchester, it was getting so hot that like airports were having to close because it was too hot. I heard like tarmacs were melting.

Right. Yeah, I mean, I love stuff in England. Because it was meant to survive cold and freezing over and over again. Well, I mean, like when it freezes here and everyone, you know, people die and everyone, yeah, yeah. Well, houses and Texas are built to keep heat out, not in. And so when it gets cold, that's not they're not good at keeping heat in the houses. And then England's the reverse. So yeah, exactly. You're just sitting in a hot box infrastructure. Me.

Yeah, I have, I realized how much I've taken air conditioning for granted. Yeah. You know, except when we get asked to not use air conditioning, I try to keep it off as much as I can. You're better person than I am. Because my electricity bill has been okay for a long time. I got my fucking electric bill the other day. Dude's I think it's the highest bill I've ever had for electricity. It's so fucking We still have all of August yeah, we and we still we're just now entering the hottest part of the year Sucks but we're closer to the end than the beginning Not really a lot of August or you mean summer summer almost halfway through

Which you have a gas solar panel. Oh, we love to get a solar panel Get some solar on my place. I think that work. What's that a lot of work? Yeah, and I think that The the way that the grid in Texas is set up for solar isn't ideal necessarily I think you basically have to get like a battery For it to be worth it right, and I don't think you can Basically, you have to get a battery for it to be worth it. Right, and I don't think you can. You can't get like that. There's like weird, there's weird rules about it here.

Well, they like force you to use the grid. Right, I think it's like you can't sell energy back to the grid. Oh, I thought you could. I don't know. Fuck, I gotta look at it. Texas solar problems. Why would they want you to sell back energy to a grid that doesn't have enough energy? Because most of time well that wouldn't that be why they want it sure would

Yeah, we think You were fucking thing. Yeah, good point. Yeah We you could come back to this when you get the answer But we went bowling this weekend. Where'd you go bowling at? The only place I know of in Austin, Highland lanes. Okay. Right? Like off of 183 in Bernat?

Yeah. It's pretty jank. It's straight out of the 80s. They haven't changed it probably since they built that establishment. It's probably the same shoes. Same shoes, same carpet design, same alley design and everything like that. I, watching Gavin Bull. Let me tell you, it is an experience.

Do they have bowling in England? The only way. The only way. What do you call it? Chelsea is bowling. In metric, the only way I could describe Gavin Bulling is violent. I want to murder those pins. All right, I wanna take a light ball,

and I wanna get it down there about 30 miles an hour. You fucking, it looked like you were gonna go with your ball every time you shot it down the lane. Did you notice about halfway through I switched to a heavier ball that I couldn't throw as hard? Because I thought I was gonna give myself a hernia. Like sometimes it would just sail up there and it'd be like an explosion.

Yeah. You seem like, I wouldn't normally think of this you, but you tell him the story, makes me think you're one of the people that like, when you throw the ball, it goes like halfway down the lane before it hits. And I don't even struggle with it landing far. I struggle with it slamming straight into the ground

like a foot in front of me first. Yeah. It was very much just like a fucking like with authority. Yeah. Yeah. I don't bowl good. How many? You did you did great actually though. I think I bowed like a one 40 or something which is pretty good. Yeah. I mean, how many stones was your ball? One thought one.. One less. Eric just reminded me, the RTA that came out today was a bowling story from Anima. Oh it was. Was it about Jeff and his old bowling days?

Yes. He used to bowl. Dude, he used to be serious about that. You should watch that RTA if you haven't seen it yet. How many things did you, you guys used to partake in a lot of activities. Apparently did laser tag, you surf, you did a lot of. Did you like wreck bowling? What think about all the things you still do at this point?

We used to be young too. I mean, not a lot, really. Nothing like. You've done more consistently. It peters out. Yeah, that's true. That's what happens. That's true.

Yeah, but yeah, I mean, we've just lived long lives. We're old now, so we had plenty of opportunity to do a lot of things. It's every two. I started, I played poker with friends for the first time, in real life, recently, and that was fun. I don't ever play like video game poker. That's lame.

What other hobbies do you partake in? I have too many, it is my problem. I got that the 80 HD. 80 HD. So it basically consists of me thinking I'm going to go all in on a hobby, buying at least $50 worth of materials or equipment, and then doing it for a week and then abandoning it. You're speaking my life. Yeah. Is that a pile of ex hobbies? Yeah. That was me all pandemic. Yep. Your hobby is ex hobbies. Yeah. I's having a pile of ex-hobbies. Yeah, that was me all pandemic. Yep, your hobby is ex-hobbies. Yeah, I had collect hobbies, that's the way they. Can you think of a card game that's better

virtually than it is in real life? A card game? I mean, Uno in the 360 was cool, because you can see a lot of things. That's exactly where we're in my room. There's no blow jobs in real Uno. No one's been sucked off in the middle of the game. I also see a random cock in what I was saying, one's been sucked off in the middle of the game.

I see a random cock. It was like, you know, it was in the 360 version. Not through on that shitty little 360 cam. Did you make sure it's that bar? I hope not. I still have the longest, sloppyest blow jobs play Uno. I've seen some things on Uno. I think I saw way more than I ever should have on

Chat roulette. Oh, yeah slash omega. Yeah, at least you're kind of you're kind of expecting it. Yeah, I'm playing a family card game Yeah, oops, I'll blow jobs. Oh No Best one like two blow jobs and like sending it No. It's the best one like two blow jobs that like send to get back to football. We're first. We're first. We're first.

Ugh. Draw four. It was with the days. Yeah, so I saw my friends balls like that one time. Anyways, we're gonna send this. How many views is the Uno the Movie Up to now? A billion. I think it was over 10 million.

Oh my God. Oh yeah. That's crazy. And I don't think there's any dicks about one. No, imagine how many more views you've put a dick in there. How many, how many, how many people were in that video? Total. Five.

Is it four or five? Oh, then we had everyone in the credit. It's at 10.2 million, right? 10.2. So they had at least four dicks. Let's do a sequel and do 360 webcams. Do those, do those surface still up original Uno 360? I don't know.

I mean, it's just on the Halo 2 360. I assume that was, was that the last one? Well, people in the chat not sure what we're on about with Bloodgear up to the, you know, I know. Oh, but 2006. Yeah. It was like the first time you get a webcam on a console as far as I know. Xbox 360.

Xbox 360, the soul of shitty little webcam. It must have been like 640 by 480 or something. And you could use your webcam playing Uno online with people. Correct. You have like your little avatar. And a manual focusing on it. And inevitably all that would happen is people would show their dicks when you play Uno. Yeah.

You get like five hands in, you think everything's going great and the dude would stand up. And you just, it just be there. Well, then you start with this thing of like, okay, I'm winning right now. What am I gonna do, leave? No, I'm gonna stare at this dick and I'm gonna play this draw for.

Like, that's what I'm gonna do. You know what I used to do on, on chat relight. Sure dick. Sorry. Yes, Carrie. I knew a lot of people did that. I brought my webcam really close to my eye and I squinched it really hard

and I tilted my webcam so that if you do that, by the way, on your eye, it looks like a hairy vagina. That's amazing. And me is like a 14 year old. I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. And I would just start all conversations like this. Wait for them to freak out and go, ah!

Ah! Or just open the eye. Oh, so I'm just expecting to see a vagina. It's like a nice thing to be open. Sorry, anyway. It might be, maybe you've got an eye fetish. As we speak, FBI is executing a search warrant at Mar-a-Lago. Let's go.

Are you serious? Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Oh, shit. Interesting. So maybe watch that. No, don't watch that.

Wait. No, wait. No more minutes. We're going to have some biting commentary on it. Uh, I'll go to the wind to White House. Do you think, uh, is dark Brandon leading this? Okay, it's my eye. Oh, God, it really does. It looks like that.

I feel like I just got a weird hair line. This is my eye. I feel like I shouldn't be looking at that. That's the eye. It's an eye. Can we make that the thumbnail? This would be nothing else than that thumbnail. Close up on that thumbnail.

What do you mean no? It's an eye. It looks so much worse than what I'm showing you. Oh my God. It's an eye. It looks so much worse than what I've shown you. Oh my God. It's an eye, Eric. We're gonna get deep bodicized. I got video demonetized because it was Dan's uveola. Here, look.

And I have to see this. This is what it was in the normal version, C. Okay, here. We will get a close up. And then when you tilt it. No, no. It's like baby Yoda all over again. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I was not, I thought it was going to but it was going to that much. Yeah, dude. Oh, that was the best part. Could you wear a contact that looks like the inside of a vagina and just open your eyes slightly? What? What? Yeah, yes.

Yeah? I love now seeing chat catching up to when they see the photo. I Yeah, yes Yeah, I'm now seeing chat catching up to when they see the book. Oh god. Oh no Well, this is right when someone's parents walk into the room. Yeah, we know it's a podcast. Well, my swear It's like all black contacts Why would it be? Pink yeah, that's you that Yeah. Yeah, totally normal. So what else is happening at Mar-a-Lago? With two teeth in there?

Just like normal stuff. Oh, yeah, I just got the News Alert. FBI Execute Search warrant at Mar-a-Lago. I found out from Rooster Teeth Chat. That helped put us out. This Justin. Well, that would be interesting. But it's weird.

This title says, FBI execute search warrant at Mar-a-Lago. Trump says, Trump says. So he's telling what? I'm confused. Anyways, interesting. We're not gonna believe it. I guess this box I should kind of keep going

until they're done. So we have, you you know, oh are they currently searching it or Trump said my beautiful home Mara logo in Palm Beach, Florida is currently under siege rated and occupied by a large group of FBI agents They even broke into my safe. Yeah, that's that that's That's kind of the point of a third for Yeah, they figured out my password. Yeah, the one one one one. What did someone actually figure out Trump's password on Twitter when he was Yeah, that's why yeah, it's like mega 2020 or something. Yeah, then they started tweeting. I say I'm or something. Yeah, I forget what happened But yeah, they they hacked into his account. Listen, um, I worked before RostC that I worked IT, and I worked at this job where our CEO, we had a password policy for everyone except our CEO didn't like it.

And he insisted we exempt his account from the password policy. Like his climate for like, so So his password could be CEO. He insisted and we, he would not listen to us. He's his password with CEO. And we were like, all right, we're just gonna have to lock down his account. Like, I mean, I guess his email's toast because he's, they're gonna get no way to email,

but you want to make sure it's not just anything else. Bernie before. That's the fucking old guy. Yeah. What? Why'd you ask? One, bad with passwords. Two, a CEO. Yeah. Old guy. I thought that play. Yeah. It's more of an anima story, but I thought about stealing his car once.

Yeah. Okay. Remember when I mean to tell that story an anima story, but I thought about stealing his car once Okay, I mean until that story on Did he have a like a coat on the side? No, he left his key on the desk all the time I mean no one's gonna guess that your password is CEO It is it is kind of genius in some way. That's might be the most secure passer because everyone's gonna be guessing at least four Like what's your kid's name? Like no one's gonna think CEO. That's something I make my own head.

That's the kind of thing you put in 2600 magazine. Yeah. Trice, try their job title first. What was the password for the road signs? If I remember right, I think it was DOT. Just as bad. Department of Transportation. Oh.

I don't know why it's gonna say text, Department of Texas. I'm an idiot. I was gonna say tech department of Texas I'm an idiot. I'm I'm kind of surprised but also not surprised you remember that Case it ever comes up. I think you're sticking your head like that. Yeah, I will never forget did y'all Jalder play PT. Yeah, of course Do you remember the series of six numbers that repeated over and over again. Oh, I forgot about that. No, it's your 4863. I don't know why. I'll never fucking forget that.

I think I still remember the lost number. So 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. I know. I never saw lost. You're missing out. Yeah. I was worried about a sargalactica kind of guy. I watched both.

I made the time somehow. You can't do that. You can't remember some cheat codes and things. Yeah. I came so I'll never play. But you never played. All right. I never played to begin with. Last year I went to Hawaii and I took a lost tour. You never watched it.

But for me, having to watch and love that show, it was like, oh, weird. Seeing all the locations, very specific, very iconic things, like, oh, this is where the others live. You watched the loss, right? Like all the buildings where the others live in the jungle, they're like, oh, it's a YMCA camp. It's like, really?

Yeah, like weird stuff. Like, oh, this is the beach where the plane crashed. Like, just looking at, like, this is exactly it. It's super weird. Do they keep any of the sets there? Is it just a bit? Most of the sets have fallen apart or they didn't keep. And in fact those

the buildings that the others lived in when I saw them they were just starting to paint them. They were changing the color to blue So it's like I saw them and like that was the week they were gonna Repaint them and change the colors. I didn't look the same anymore. They have the was the black bear They had a polar bear and a smoke monster. Okay. I was gonna say, I was gonna ask if the weed club was there. I'm gonna be meeting it. I still need to watch Lost. Same. Hey, let's watch Lost together. Yeah, let's do it.

The smoke monster just mudded one of the main characters out of no F, and no reason. Now we don't need to watch any work, as you fucking spoil their feelings. The weird thing about Lost is that, they filmed on Hawaii, and they would film, I guess presumably when they filmed a season, it would be weeks at a time that they're out there working.

And inevitably you would hear stories like, oh, so-and-so, Casimir from Lost arrested for DUI. They're dying this season. It was a recurring thing. It happened multiple times throughout the series. Someone would get a DUI and that season their character died. Convenient. It happened like three times, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a...

And it was amazing how many cost members just stayed. What do you mean? Despite. Despite. Oh, really did they? Well, like what's another Hawaiian show? And just like, I'm living in it. I feel like if I ever go to Hawaii, I'll probably want to stay there.

I just, I don't know. It just seems so beautiful, so amazing. If I ever go to Hawaii, I'll probably stay there. If I ever go back to Japan again. I'll probably stay there. I feel like if I ever go to Hawaii, I'll probably stay there. I just, I don't know. It just seems so beautiful, so amazing. If you watch Lost, then go and take a Lost tour. I was taking a Lost tour, yeah. I mean, if I ever get back to Japan again, I'm just gonna stay. I remember really liking the first three series of Lost. Well, then three seasons. It's very similar about Saragovka, actually.

Well, actually, Battlestar Gilekton may have had the same problem, where what happened to Lost was the Ryder Strike happened. Oh, it was Tuesday, Tuesday, four. Yeah, and then it started somewhere around there. And then yeah, it's like, oh, now the season's really short and stuff didn't get resolved. Season four, battle starts, I think I'd split the two halves. Was that, yeah, I was, same. I was really into it at first and then it was like, oh, this isn't as good anymore.

It was a great show though. I just remember loving when you just get glimpses of the hatch going wrong. If you just a little bit too late and you see like other shit. Right, Kerry. On the counter, it's like the higher due is and stuff start showing up. It's a really good show. No, it's show I've been consuming and really enjoying tails from the stinky drag. I'm actually listening to our own podcast all the way through from the beginning. What episode are you up to now? 14. Okay. Yeah, I was

doing a bunch on the plane, but like we record that show every week and like we know what happens, but hearing the way Micah edits the show and makes it essentially like a radio play, like their sound effects and music and we get like cameos from people to do voices. We got to get you guys on at some point to do some voices. It's just like, it's completely different listening to it and it's just like so engaging. Do you feel like it improves your craft to go back? Big time. I have a terrible memory.

Okay. Especially when it comes to like names of places and people. Storced. You take great notes though. You're the best note taker out of everyone in the party. That's because I have such a bad memory. I have to take notes. Is there a good one to stop on or just the beginning?

I mean. So it's broken up into arcs. And before each new arc starts, there's a review. Like I think we're up to like 62 episodes right now. Yeah. Like if you don't want to, like I think we're up to like 62 episodes right now. Like if you don't want to listen to all of them, you can just like listen to the most recent review and start there on that arc. There's an episode of between each art called Between the Tales, where we essentially go over what's happened in the story so far and usually level up. So it's kind of like a two and one. I think it's worth it to start from the beginning.

I do too. Between the Tales be the ainess. T-A-L-E-S. Oh, okay you run? But I'll say it again. I'll say it again. Do dogs know the sniffing human piss? I'm sure they do.

Probably. I mean, aren't dogs known for like their good sense of smell and... Gavin, do you know when you're sniffing dog piss? Man, I can't piss dog piss. I don't think I know I can piss, yeah, dog piss. I don't I don't think I know the difference between not only or this piss and dog not only are dogs able to smell human pee, they can detect specific sent notes within the year.

They can pick up a smell hormone sugar and whether the person has infection or not. This was a really depressing auto correct, by the way. I typed do dogs know they're smelling human piss. Yeah. And it auto starts auto completing. And it was do dogs know they're dying. Oh, like can they smell death coming?

Incredibly sad. If they smell their own death, they can. That's why they're always smelling it. Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay, I'm good. So I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, interesting. They can. We know. 10 year ago, thank you good. Okay. So, I'm gonna say yes. Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah. We know. 10-year-old, 10-year-old, thank you for the answer. No, no, listen, Pack, why do you think you want to know that? Did you see a dog sniffing piss? He's afraid the dog's gonna point him out of a lineup. Yeah. He was came off a certain, that's the piss I smelled.

Well, I pissed at crime scene. Yeah. Yeah, I mean a crime scene. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they think about it. Dogs can smell, like some of them, once they've been trained, they can smell like illness or cancer in people. So I would think that they'd be able to do that. Yeah.

Dogs are amazing. Yeah, if they could do that, they'd probably tell that they were between human piss and dog. I mean, also dogs don't drink Baja Blast, like humans do. And that definitely picks up in your area. I'm sure there are dogs that drink Baja Blast. What do you think would happen if a dog drink a soda? It would be fucking cool as hell, a whole.

Gary, I need to send this video to you. I saw a video in TikTok of this guy filming his dog who was sitting in the passenger seat on the floor going like this, like, looks super out of it and he goes, yeah, so I'm taking my dog to the vet, it accidentally ate all my weed. And the dog could just like,

hell yeah, man. On another planet. I've heard stories like that before, it seemed like they're fine. I know. It ended up being fine, but. Yeah. Definitely if you have any. It seems like they're fine. I know. It ended up being fine. But yeah. So why did we just

recreationally give weed dogs? Yeah. Why did that dude knock on his dog? Yeah. That's really the fucked up question we need to be asking. Then they throw straight to the police and he turned his dog in. He's like, can you get it out of him so I can have it back?

In a place where it is illegal for a human to consume Mary Jane, is it also illegal for a dog to consume Mary Jane? It's fine if they have a card. Is it medically legal here even? No. Is it just decriminalized in Austin? In Austin. In particular. So if you're an Aussie, you have a dog. Get them fucking z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z- I'm fucking so did there is though a strain called that and I think we've even advertised it on podcast a string called Delta eight Which is like there's a loophole that makes it Extracted from him, but it has essentially the same effects as like typical THC delta I think it's technically, but it's just crazy that there's like Essentially loophole that makes it legal

Delta nine is legal as well. I believe it isn't. I think only in certain ways in Austin, you can get it dispenser like they're not technically dispensaries, but I mean, special I stores special I you can say that I was at the gas station last night and they had Delta nine. Really? You getting that and then a pill with a rhino on it. I'm not sure what it does. but it gave me like a heart attack. So.

It's supposed to get something in something hard. It's rhino pills. Did we talk about that guy? I think I might have seen this on a TikTok. And by that, I mean, I saw it on Instagram of someone recording. It's probably too old to take it. No, the guy who's, he had cancer, but it wasn't his. Do you read about that?

Okay, wait, was he saving it for someone else? He had cancer, but it wasn't. Cancer, but I think none of the cells were actually from his body, and they realized that he had a tapeworm, his tapeworm had cancer, and then it spread to him. So he actually had like a different, or like, you've got cancer from a tapeworm?

I think that's what happened. That's spread to his like, I couldn't, I didn't really have all the information because people talk too fast for me on TikTok and I was like, oh, but I think, okay, maybe you are. But I think that has happened. And that to me is the gnarliest, most disturbing thing I've ever heard. Yeah, that, what a shitty way to get cancer.

Like, it's not even you. It's fucking sucks. Yeah. And fuck cancer. But to get it from something that invaded your body and then has cancer and then gave it to you. Especially because at first you got a tapeworm and you're like, I got f**k. I got f**k.

I'm looking great now. And now you've got cancer. A Colombian man's lung tumors turned out to have an extremely unusual cause. The rapidly growing masses weren't actually made of human cells or from a tapeworm living inside of him. So they weren't even human cells at all. No.

But it's still, he's still had it. That's like doubling your risk of cancer if you've got parasite then. If you'll parasite can have cancer? Oh, shit. I thought about that. This was a few years ago. I think it was a 2015.

I hope they're okay. That is so fucked up. Yeah. The patient died 72 hours after research to determine the tumors were caused by tapeworms. That's that quick. It's just a good thing. It might have gotten really bad.

Like he may have waiting to go yeah I wonder if it takes longer for some of his symptoms to show that I don't know that sucks that really fucking sucks quick Gavin read another silly what I was really depressing no he's we're saving because Gavin's gonna say oh my god look at what's on here guys we have only an hour and a half left in STF spaghetti we'll look at the camera look at what's on here, guys. We have only an hour and a half left in STF spaghetti. We'll look at the camera. Look at what I've highlighted. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We just wait we're just forgetting we were retelling it. Yeah, forget it again. We should all stop And we stop time exists at the same time right yeah, let's stop it

We're close final episode history repeat itself. No, we'll stop this episode. What episode number is this? 735 I just guess that I pulled out of my ass on the 335 Oh, yeah, 713 1313. What's the next 713? That's the Houston area code make sure I'm on the last episode What's the next food podcast? Is this take off or is it stay up normally in the I don't know what you want to do. We added these I think I think we normally do next up would be ice cream Sunday Monday Yes, and that would be in September? Next Monday, Amber.

It would be so. Next Monday. Next Monday. It's September. Hey Eric, I'm going to hate you about me being on that episode. Yeah, hell yeah. All right, well, thank you all for your money. I'll bring a bib.

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