Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin's Dr Pepper Scam - #586

Episode Date: March 3, 2020

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I ran into a douchebag. I ran into a douchebag. I ran into a douchebag. I ran into got that. Man, I ran into, believe it or not, I ran into a douchebag the other day. Here? In Austin. In Austin, Texas. I was eating at a restaurant, and it's kind of a popular place.

Like, normally you have to have reservations, and obviously they were fully booked. It was on Friday night. They were obviously super busy. Tons of people coming in and out. And I was, where I was seated, I was kind of close to the hostestation, you know, where people come in

and they're checking for the reservations and stuff. And I see like this guy and this woman, I guess, his date, like this couple walk in, and they're like looking around the restaurant. And I think, oh, they're like looking for friends or for their table or something. And there's an empty table kind of next to me. And the guy points at it and goes to the host,

what about that place? Can we sit right there? And I hear the host go, no sir, I told you, we're fully booked. If you want a table, you're gonna have to wait an hour. Yeah. And he's like, oh, and then just like storms out. So this guy was told at the front,

there were no tables available. So he goes into the restaurant to find an empty table, says we'll sit there. Does he not understand how reservations work? I don't know. There's gonna be a table that's empty for a bit while the reservation arrives. Right, I'm sure like maybe they just cleaned it

and they're like waiting to see the other people. Who knows. I was like, I can't believe the audacity of this guy to come in, walk around, find an empty table. I was surprised he didn't just fucking sit in the table. I thought that's where that was going. Then he was just gonna like plop down. Maybe like this is mine now.

Maybe that could be a system where you just sit at all the tables between when they get cleaned and before the people arrive and you just keep moving around as people people arrive. Like you get your meal comes on a little side table with wheels and just like driving to the next one. It's a new system. I am baffled so often at people's lack of awareness

in terms of other people's space and just being a good person. Like, uh, Trevor and I were at Disney Atlantic a couple weeks ago. And I feel like, especially amusement parks, you're gonna encounter so many people who have no spatial awareness or the fact that like oh My kid is here messing with your shit. I'm not gonna bother saying anything people who don't parent their kids or keep track of them It's like another thing, but we went to the Star Wars

Section mm-hmm. That's the official name. Did you have a good Star War? We sure did Light Sabah. I didn't. You fool. Sorry. I'm the first to be really fooled. I want to go with that, like, just for that. Just for that. But we went to the cancena where they had, like, special star wars strengths and stuff like that.

And they were very specific, like, okay, you're going to be light in and we're going to put you in a certain spot. And it's mostly standing room and you're gonna stand there and that's your spot and it's gonna be a little squishy but that's kind of how the place is. And so Trevor and I got shuffled in and there's this family who had like bags and everything with them kind of encroaching on our spot just in the way of everything.

And he and I had to almost like stand back to back to actually like have any room in there. And at one point, I was just like, do you mind if I just like push this bag over so I could stand over here to actually like put my drink down? And they're like, oh, yeah, oh, sure. And then they were still up all in our space and it was just frustrating.

I hate that. But, and then there was a woman today at the gym. Fuck you bitch, if you're watching. No! She was on this machine where she was doing these like kicks and she was kicking lengthwise instead of like turning 45 degrees so that we also had room to work on this machine. Yeah. And my trainer, Kelly, was like, hey, I'm so sorry, do you mind if you just like turn this way so we also have space?

And she goes, I have poor shoulder injuries, so I'm gonna need to use it this way. And my trainer's like, well, actually, you could use it this way and you'll be just fine. And she goes, I'll just be five more minutes. And she's like, we're trying to use this machine. If you could just move and she's just like, I'm almost done. And she,'s just like, I'm almost done.

And she, by the way, was not almost done. Of course not. Of course not. No, fuck you, Barbara. Right, I mean, Dekele beat her up. She was about to. Curl was like, crush her into a ball, like a medicine ball, and like spinner and toss her away.

I wouldn't mess with her. No, no. No, but she was one of those girls who, just, I think she just liked watching herself in the mirror. Uh-huh. And- The whole, what she faced in the mirror and the way she was doing it. Yeah.

She was watching herself do it and watching her form and stuff like that, which is important, but it's also like- How often do you come across a douche lord like that? At the gym. Or just in life. Just somewhere where it's just like, well, man, ever since Bernie's been gone, it's a lot less. Yeah. I feel like the gym is a hotbed for people oblivious to like just agreed upon societal rule,

just like social contract motherfucker. Like we have rule, this is a society of loss. And like I, this happened kind of similarly, was at the gym. And there was, at the gym that I work out at, there's a weight room and they have one cable machine, and it, and it only has like two little stations on it where you can, you know, work out. And because there's only one, it behooves everyone to just like,

okay, you're done with your set, when you're gonna go over to this exercise. So just keep a rotation going. The gym is all about sharing space. Sharing space, negotiating time. Hey, you done with this. I had one exercise left, I had written down, my book, like how do my exercise left?

My last exercise is on this cable machine. And these two guys just have in a blast doing their entire workout together on this cable machine. And I was like, and because you know, I'm like, in the gym, so I'm like, kind of like spot, like, you know, keeping one eye on it, like, okay, hopefully they're almost done. They must have done like half an hour on this machine,

like I got done, we walked over there and kind of did the... The real passive aggressive just like, I'm just gonna cover while you got, for fuck's sake. I'm done, I'm leaving. You just left. I'm just left. They do my sex. They won. They won.

You need that with the exercise that was going to do it. Yeah, you were tonight. You were this close. I was gonna level up. Yeah. That was going to be it. The funny thing in the very passive aggressive thing that we did was we still used the machine right next to her. But the weight was going because she was kicking,

she basically was kicking backwards. They're called like kick outs or something like that. And I was doing an exercise where I was pulling something down. And it worked out that I would pull down every time she would kick. I was gonna ask him to use that, that's amazing. So it was like, it was like, well there's four dudes hitting the same stuff

with the hammers. But it was also like, we's four dudes hitting the same stuff with the hammas. But it was also like, we were definitely giving this girl the stink guy the whole time. I was just like, you could have literally moved an inch and we would have been okay. Giving her the stink guy, like in that scenario, it makes me think like you were farting in her area. Well, I do this thing.

It's pretty nasty and pretty passive aggressive all recognize that where I will speak loudly about someone if they're being an asshole where I'm just thing, it's pretty nasty and pretty passive aggressive all recognize that where I will speak loudly about someone if they're being an asshole where I'm just like, man, some people really have no self awareness or ability to compromise in public spaces. It's really unfortunate. Just doing this, like man, that was just bitch at the gym today.

Who in your alone, you pretend to get a call? Yeah, I'm just the gym near this really big piece of shit. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's a Dremel it's a Dremel. Dremel. Dremel. Dremel. So I thought I could use this for slumber guys. It was a shrink wrapped It's open a little bit. I've opened it. I cut I cut some of the cob on it. Did you cut that with a Dremel? No, I didn't have the Dremel yet And then I was like, okay, see what this is all about watch those beers What Are you fucking kidding me? He opened it and there's two cans of Dr. Pepper in it. This is what I got for $120. What the hell is this?

Are you fucking serious? What? Oh, it came brand new. It was brand new and wrapped in plastic and everything. And it was even like a little zip tie on this. Was there any indication that this had been? No. Previously.

No brand new. That was a $60 each. Do you see that cardboard? I am so like, those are ballpark prices for those Dr. Pepper's Jesus. Do you think the manufacturer was using this case as like a holder for the ice out at? No, I said someone's clearly bought this on Amazon,

stolen the Dremel and returned it refund with two Dr. Peppa cans in there. But how is it all sealed up? I think they probably said more glue on this, right? Well, they just returned it and with two Dr. Pepper cans in there. But how is it all sealed up? They probably said more glue on this, right? Or they just returned it and Amazon didn't check inside and just repackaged it. They probably opened it, took the drum a lot and then just like re glued this flap down.

Yeah, and you can shrink wrap is not hard to come by. Like you can shrink wrap stuff pretty easily. I am back, what did you do? So I was customer support and they were like, um, we're sorry. You got the wrong product. Can you send that product back to us and we'll send you a new one? I was like, so you want me to send you two cans of Dr. weapon.

Because I put it in as if it's like the weight is there. Right. Yeah. And they were like, up through a while, they were like, you know what? We'll just send you enough. I just picture. I just picture some thief at their house in the garage, like measuring the weight of the Dremel to two kids

of Dr. Pepper, like Indiana Jones. They're on the beginning of Raynor, and it's just like, but I know I like to think that the thief has this Dremel, and it's awesome, except it's a huge pain in the ass because they don't have the case now. It's like they're trying to hold it, they're like,

they're like, it's totally struggling with it, because they don't have a way to organize the parts. But I was at home opening this and I wish you could have seen my face. I didn't know what was happening. I was like, and then I was like looking around and I was like, wait, how can someone

have messed with me like this? What's going on? I didn't know what to do. Do they fly on the wall in that moment? Wow. So, going on the wall in that moment. Wow. So, um, got another one on the way. Yeah, good. Fucking crazy.

Yeah, all offenses that happen, you think. People just returning garbage. I like five or six times a year. First one in 2020, right now. Five or six. I was legit convinced someone at work was messing with me somehow, but I was like, no one knows I bought this. There's no way.

Did I ever tell you what happened when I ordered a keyboard from a supplier and I ordered a keyboard in a mouse and I got the FedEx package delivered. I opened it up and there was only the mouse in there. And I was like, oh, this is mistake because it said the keyboard was in this package and it's not in here.

It said it was delivered. So I contacted them and I was like, hey, this is insane. Because it said the keyboard was in this package and it's not in here. It said it was delivered. So I contacted them. And I was like, hey, you guys sent me this package. It only had the mouse. Must have been an error. And they said, oh, OK. What? Don't drink it.

What? That's someone else's. It's yours now. Drink it. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Want a pepper? No!

And now I can't brush it for fingerprints. It's a really good Dr. Pepper. That's not good pepper. It was $60. Then we have coronavirus on it. Oh well, rip. And now I can't return. Damn it.

Yeah, they're going to if you buy new doctor pepper. I was just trying to have a doctor pepper. I was trying to make a big deal out of it like Gavin. As if you wouldn't make a big deal about you doing that. You knew exactly what you're doing. So you had a mouse with no keyboard? A mouse with no keyboard and they emailed me and said, okay, could you send us a photo?

And I said, a photo of no keyboard? And so I just sent them a picture of an empty box. And I was like, as you'll notice, no keyboard. Just send them a picture of an empty box with like a copy of today's paper and a whole world. And I think I said one of me with the box going. Yeah, like put some checks on it. This is keyboard question. What's your mark?

Not in here. Just like a dotted line around where it should be on a desk. Yeah. Just like, it's missing from this area. I just, I don't know what they were going for. But listen, they probably have a protocol. Yeah. Are you getting another one?

This is going to go on to set. Oh God. You got it. You got it. Thank you. They is going to go on to set. Oh God. They're gonna know. I'm gonna send this back with two completely different kinds of ductive peppa. Yep. Like, uh, Sarah, we need everything that was packaged in it. Send it back with like, that's your doctor pepper right there. What's the date on it? Is it it was like October 2020? Was the expiration date? This one I just got handed. Has no expiration date. Thanks, Tyler. Well, it's from a multi pack probably.

Oh, there it is. November 2020. So this was, this is like a month old doctor paper. Yeah. What the chance is that the person who did this is watching. Very low. Because this was like same day delivery. This was in Austin.

Mm-mm. So that's someone here in town. But I mean like with, I feel like with Amazon probably, is there a chance it got shipped? Like, like, how does that machine work? Is it like, yeah, does it like, go back into circulation and then get shipped back to like a warehouse here in Austin

and then get, you know, delivered same day out to you. Like, who know? I guess I got to appreciate that it is like, Dr. Pepper, it's not some sort of a- Dr. Thunder. Yeah, exactly. It's the real stuff. This sprung for the good soda. The name brand soda.

The best part is I don't know if you can pick this up on the camera. The can is like all dented to shit all around here. Like where it's obviously been jostled around in that case. It's all fucked up everywhere. How much money to lick it? I'm gonna drink it. Like the entirety of the app. I'm not looking inside. Stop licking other people's don't you, Peppa.

The podcast is not brought to you by Dr. Peppa, by the way. Well, that was the worst that could happen. I think it's also very funny. I imagine these people perpetrating this crime. With the case open, like, all right, just shoving different things inside the case to approximate the weight. Like, not, it's like, okay, what fits, but also approximate the weight. Let me see, like, a banana and a cantaloupe.

No, it's too big. It won't shut. I enjoy having your story. It's multiple people involved in that. Oh, that's right. It's a big and it won't shut. I enjoy having your story. It's multiple people involved in that. Oh, that's right. It's a real team. It's a real like a fast five group of like international thieves. Is there a way they can track who did that?

Do you think? Amazon? Yeah. Probably the last person it was sent to. If they track like individual products on return and on resending. But is there any special indicator on this box? There's no unique identifier on it. But within Amazon system, it must have.

Why? I don't know. It doesn't matter. They don't need to keep track of an individual Dremel. They say you keep track of how many of this model of Dremel they have. I mean, I guess it's possible, but I'm sure they can narrow it down.

I'm sure there's only a select number of people who have returned a Dremel Salmax to Amazon. You know, this seems to me like a case for Judge Judy. Oh, poor Judge Judy. What? She's retiring. Is she really? The show's ending after 25 years. Where are you so soon?

I'm never going to get on Judge Judy now. Damn it. You're sending that thing and everything. Yeah. No look. What will be on the replacement? I made a Judge Judy audience audition tape. Audience audition tape. I thought you had some sort of like small civil no, no, no, grievance. I found out that you have to be in sag after to be in the audience of Judge Judy. Aren't you insane? And I am in sag after I was like, oh, I can do this. So I apply.

I sent in like a dish to you. I was supposed to do that. I went away with a job. I sent in a real. Yeah. I was like, yeah. I wonder why they didn't pick me. I don't think we were posted.

Do you ever post the whole thing? No. I don't think we did get it to get it to me. You're the social team or whatever. Me, you have it. I'll make Dennis get it to somebody. You try get something that's in your department already to you in your department.

No. No. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. No. Got it. Yeah, she's a little bit tired. I mean, she's a little bit tired.

I mean, she's been doing it for a long time. Icon. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. That show has been on for so fucking long. 25 years. Yeah, almost as long as the Simpsons Jesus Christ How old is she she must be in her like 70s early 80s so right now. Maybe I'm way off She is

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And it is, off for an hour, you get like minimum wage. The penny every 4.9 seconds. Yeah. It's commentary. Yeah. It's interesting. Because people like start doing it for a while and they realize like how slowly they're getting money

and then they just get demoralized and stop and it's like, oh, that's minimum wage actually. Yeah. Yeah. Even though like I would, having a job is way more fun than having a crack usually. Usually. Sometimes. It was an interesting way to demonstrate minimum wage currently in the US.

Yeah. I think, oh man, I'm only going to remember this in passing, but someone did a breakdown of the average cost of a doctor's visit in perspective to minimum wage, like how long you have to work at a minimum wage job in order to be able to afford a doctor's checkup. And I wanna say off the top of my head, it was 43 hours. Yeah, for a checkup. Right, yeah.

Like, and they were calculating post-tax, like after taxs are withheld and everything. I am assuming someone with checkup. Right. Like, and they were calculating post-tax, like after taxs are withheld and everything. I am assuming someone with no insurance. Right. So that's a week. Okay. Right. Right.

You have to work a week to afford that. Yikes. Seems like an untenable situation. Seems like the kind of thing that's ripe for changing. Right. Yeah, ripe for some kind of change. Was it South Korea who was giving out all the free corona testing?

Did you see that video? Yeah. That was fucking amazing. I'm like people doing it in the car. In the cars. But then you can drive up and they go, here in the back. I'm not sure how true it is.

I think the US was charging three grand for the same test. And it didn't work. And it didn't work. I feel like I'm in the wrong country for this outbreak. It's no one's gonna go get tested because it can't afford to go. I ran a really, It's the worst.

A very, really awful article that someone wrote about the coronavirus about this guy who traveled somewhere and returned home and wasn't feeling very well. And apparently he went to the doctor, he went to the hospital even. And they tested him for everything except the coronavirus. They tested him for everything and it came back negative. And so he had to go home and self-quarantine himself because no one would

be able to give him this test, no one, like everyone refused to give him the coronavirus test. But it wasn't like a higher level than that hospital. Like they were told not to do the test. I don't know. I forget what the article said, but his girlfriend had to go stay at a hotel for a couple of weeks while he self-quarantine himself. I'm pretty sure the hospital was like,

it's probably coronavirus, but we can't test you for it. But we won't test you for it for whatever reason. But act like you've got it. But I guess I'm just confused. Like if you do travel or you do feel like there's some way you could have contracted it, what do you do?

Is there any information on who to call, where to go, anything like that in the States? I think you just like self-quarantine and try to ride it out or go to a better hospital. Like there has to be information on a protocol or instructions on what to do. Because that fucking freaks me out. I'm just not like not having anywhere to go or any instructions on how to figure out

if you have it or get care. Yeah. So I'm looking up the story you're talking about. Yeah. So I guess they ran all these tests on him. It was in New York and they wanted to run the coronavirus test on him. Then per the protocol, they called the CDC to clear it. And the CDC said, no, that he wasn't sick enough.

What does that mean? And what does that mean? A human person said that as a response. Like I get like, you know, a company or something can have a policy, but that was a human who was like, he's not sick enough, don't test him. Like when you want to get the virus sooner, rather than later.

Yeah, maybe the control part of CDC, the second C and CDC control. Yeah, come on. Now let's wait until he's on the verge of death and then do something about it. CDC, the second C and CDC control. Yeah. Come on. Now let's wait until he's on the verge of death and then do something about it. Then after he was sent home, I guess this article looks like it seems like it's been edited.

It seems like there's some information that's been removed. Like they didn't do a final pass on it. So they're saying something. I'm going to assume that this guy was in Japan. OK. All they say at first is that he was somewhere overseas. Then later in the article, they say after he was sent home, the CDC out of Japan as a country

of concern where people should be able to get tested for coronavirus. So after he heard that, he called the hospital again and they said that because he wasn't hospitalized, he can't get the test. So they discharged him. He became a candidate for the test, he called the hospital and they said they wouldn't test him because he was hospitalized. Because he wasn't hospitalized. So it's just, it's just,

concerning to me that there is nothing, like set it down laid out for you. Hospitalized. So should I like, if I feel like I have to, I break my foot down the stairs, yeah. Oh, I gotta go to the hospital. I think I have a coronavirus, I'm gonna go well, reach for a cup's gun. I can think that myself down the stairs. Yeah. Oh, I gotta go to the hospital. I think I have a coronavirus. I'm gonna go well reach for a cup's gun.

I can think that's what I'm gonna do. See if I can get a hospitalized real quick. Get a test. Time to let blindfolded knife juggling today. See how it goes. Let me play with my new Dremel. I mean, you can't do Dr. Bummer. I mean, drink off my Dremel and I'll be right back.

Dr. Corona, you'll be fine. Yeah I'll be right back. Drink a corona. You'll be fine. That's suffering on people. People are. I think that was a misleading headline. Yeah, it probably was, but still kind of headline was, but I think that sales are low. Yeah, I think they were already suffering pre-virus. Oh, okay.

There's nothing to do with the virus. Right. I think people were already not drinking corona. And that someone decided to correlate that to Corona virus and wrote a shitty article. Like a shitty click made the article. People are being weird. Obviously people are strange animals. Like all this stockpiling of hand sanitizer and face masks. I think I heard that some HEVC in town where like there were runs on bottled water. Like, what do people think is happening? I read someone have make a very frustrated tweet last night or this morning that said, the coronavirus, as any applies, is a virus.

Hand sanitizer is an antibacterial. Antibacterials do not kill viruses. Wash your hands. Yeah. Soap, soap and water. Isn't there also something about how too much anti bacterial is actually ineffective? Yeah, but like it becomes ineffective. And it ties as like an alcohol-based thing. It's not quite the same. Okay. Yeah. But you do, I mean, I know what you're talking about, there are some, excuse me, some medicines that you run the risk of like creating super bugs. The thing that bothers me the most is the face mask thing. Apparently, they're being sold out everywhere.

Like Amazon is charging like 300 bucks for a set of like 20 masks or something like that because of the demand. If you get them, if you get them, but the problem is is a mask for people for people who are already sick. Right. They're not going to stop you from getting sick. Getting sick. Right. And just seeing people wearing those when I'm like, are you sick? And they're like, no.

I guess the one thing you could say positive is that if you're wearing a mask, you're not going to touch your mouth or your nose as much. Sure. Like, it'll block out. I'm on your side. It's dumb to be making runs on them and wearing them. They're for people who are sick. Correct. If you're scared who are sick. Correct.

If you're scared of getting sick, wash your hands and don't touch your mouth or eyes. Eyes are another thing that people are forgetting about too. Oh yeah. Apparently coronavirus could be spread pretty easily through the eyes too. What about a vage? You know, probably. I think if you're close enough with someone that they're touching your badge, you're probably going to get your own badge there.

Good. Always wear a badge mask. It's just underwear. There was a video I saw online of this guy who thought that pads were worn on the vagina, not like attached to the underwear. Well, like they used to stick them to your undercarriage. Because he was talking to a girl saying, like, how are you gonna go pee?

Like, you have to take off your pad, don't you? She goes, no, I could go pee with a pad still on. And he goes, how do you do that? Isn't it blocking? She's like, it's not stuck to my vagina. Yes, I get, I mean, I did. You guys all knew this or? Yeah, yeah.

I feel like that's why I'm like puzzled that anybody would think this. Yeah, I feel like I've known that de-ent the whole time and I don't even remember learning that. Yeah. So I'm wondering, did he like skip sex head or something? Did you see the guy who was using like a pad as an impromptu mask?

Like he had just like taped it to his face to like try to protect himself from coronavirus? Terrible. Terrible. Yeah, it's a, people are getting weird. What, what if tampons were on the undo it? Just suck it right out. Yeah.

Just absorbing right there. No, like you like to, Oh, like every time you pull your underwear it shoves itself back in your vagina, that'd be very uncomfortable. But convenient. Yeah. No, I think that's it.

It just, like, it sits on the underwear, like a T-ball tee. Yeah, you do what? Yeah, listen to the men tell you what you need, Barbara. I'm just saying, we're just paying myself over and over again. Let's man explain how this works to you. God, get in it back up after you pull it out? Must be. Impossible.

You throw it away and you get a fresh pair. Right. I taught myself how to use a tampon like the day after I got my period for the first time when I was like 12 years old. So I was like, I'm not dealing with pads my whole life. Why not? Because it's, for me, tampons are a little more convenient and less messy. Pads.

More invasive though. Well, yeah, get shoved up your, and people have died from them. Yeah, because they're not doing it right. They don't listen to instruction. Wait, are you talking about like toxic shocks? Toxic shocks in room, yeah. It's when you wear it too long. Way too long. Way too long. Like, like, crazy too long. Like, in room. Yeah. It's when you wear it too long way too long way too long like wait like

crazy too long like multiple days. Yeah type thing. There was a really disgusting today. I fucked up a few weeks ago I'd read that involved something along those lines. I won't get into the exact details, but it was really awful to read. Do they do they expire? Um, I think so. Like would you put up a 50 year old tampon? Did they even have them 50 years ago? What, how old is a tampon? Generally speaking, tampons expire after five years. Okay.

Is that the title of this podcast? Hold, hold is a tampon. Even though they may not look any different than brand new ones, expired tampons shouldn't be used. Bacteria and small particles of mold can find their way into your tampons after they've expired. This is from tampax.co.uk. They're incentivized to make you want to buy more tampons.

Yeah. So make sure you do your own independent research about tampon expiry dates. But yeah. Store them dry. Storm in the fridge. In the freezer. Yeah, can you keep it longer?

Can I like batteries? Can you just barb is not having this? No. If you put a frozen tampon into your hoo-ha and it defrosts, the gradual temperature change could introduce vaginal coodies into your precious uterus. I would not trust his source. I would say maybe just store them in a nice dry place, like a cupboard or a cabinet or on top of your toilet.

Some bag or purse of some kind. Yeah. Yahoo answers is a treasure trove. That should be protected forever. The blind leading the blind. Yahoo answers. It's fantastic. It's the same for free's tap pots before using them.

I want to do this in the summer when it is hot. Awesome. How? Are you getting your body temperature down? Are you that hot that you need to shove an ice cold tampon into you to cool off? Well, maybe that's where they get the hottest. I mean, it is a hot area of the body fat. Have you ever looked to yourself completely naked with a thermal camera? Oh my God.

It's not you. For some reason I thought Gavin, you were going to say, have you ever looked at yourself completely naked with just your tampon string hanging out? I don't know. That's graphic. Yes. Do you see with an infrared camera? Yeah, yeah, like a thermal camera. I don't have a thermal camera. Do you? Yeah. I feel like I'm lacking. I also have a lot of camera equipment

that most people don't have, though. Yeah, so the general question, if you ask that to anybody, the general reply's gonna be, no, I don't have a thermal imaging camera. It clips into my phone. Oh, yeah, they're not that expensive either. Like, yeah, she, they're like,

they're like, come in your phone or like, come back, come back. A couple hundred bucks or something. Little flay ones. Yeah. Ah! There was gas. Yeah, I don't know when you got there.

The thing I, I, I, I, I, I win stat before you ask that question. I, I doubt this is medically sound. Do not do this. I found a blog article that says, natural yeast infection cure that actually works frozen yogurt tampons Okay, here's where like good bacteria like yeah, like shoving a yak colt up. Yeah Exactly Mm-hmm a

Figgus a yo play No, I mean, I mean, the guia. They have natural cultures, so they're good for like... Gut health. Gut health, but I don't... It's like your lower... It's like your lower lower gut. That's what I refer to my vagina.

It's my lower lower gut. You never say the Trevor thing. Mommy hungry. You never say the Trevor, hey, you want to get up in my guts. Yeah, you can be... You can be up to your nuts and guts for sure. Right, yeah. All right, that's the final one. That's it, that's for we've arrived.

That's the common phrase. There are more pitches. I guess that's the James Buckley line in between us. That's right. That's right. That's for your nuts and guts. Up to your, yeah. Up to your nuts. Up to your nuts. Like all the way into your nuts in the woman's right. It's your nuts and guts. Up to your nuts.

Up to your nuts. Up to your nuts. Like all the way into your nuts and the woman's guts. Okay. For some reason I went up to your guts and nuts. That's how that was. That's how that was. Up to your guts.

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I guess, but like now seems like a good time for me to jump in and announce this cool thing. We got going on next month. In the industry, we called that a segue. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't give me much to work with. I feel like jamming things up in places you'll love the animation jam we did. You may have heard of things like game jams and tipmouses five second week but we decided to do one for Rooster Teeth. We got some of our 2D team and the death battle crew to split up into teams and they had one week to make an animated thing from

start to finish. And so for anniversary week, we're releasing each one the whole week. How many are there? There are five team five teams of five. You like the word jam in it, don't you? Yeah. We've been pitching this idea before Face Jam happened. Also, speaking of Face Jam, if you like jamming things in your mouth, we are doing a live stream of our snack attack section on Friday at 3pm on RoosterDue.com. There will be a on demand afterward though. Snack attack. Watch it.

We're going to do one bite reviews of all the snacks that people sent into Eric and are taking over his desk. That's all I have to plug the NMJM face jam, jam it up. How long? Do you have to be butt? Are the animation jam? They vary. It depends on the scope of the project.

So we didn't give them any guidelines or anything. But like the things that we're gonna be showing, like how long? They're gonna be about, they're gonna average from like 90 seconds to like three minutes. I think the longest one's about three minutes. Nice.

It's just like, yeah. Some of the more complex ones that be shorter. I can't believe they did that in a week. Like if you gave me a year to do three minutes of animation, you wouldn't get it. Like they'd be like, I can't figure it out. It's not happening. People much more talented and skilled than we are. Mm-hmm.

What do you want to talk about Jordan? You can't just show up and just plug in. It's like, you ever watch a talk show at night? It's like, they talk about something, You can't just show up and just plug in. Yeah. It's like you ever watch a talk show at night, it's like they talk about something, they tell a funny story and they're like, hey, where are you here? Let's talk about that there.

What are some of the things you guys have been talking about besides tampons and... Well, we've got... That's it. Coronavirus. Yeah, I figured that would be up there. People not having spatial awareness. Oh boy.

Consideration for other human beings in the world. Oh, you just got back from Disney Land. That's why you're thinking about that. Wow. That's exactly it. I fucking hate going like I love Disneyland, but I hate all the people there. Yeah.

Have you been to the Star Wars Disney thing yet, Jordan? Yes. Fuck you. Did you make a lightsaber? Galaxy Z. I did not make a lightsaber. Cool. There you go.

No. Did you go to the... I'm not going to spend $250 on a toy. Oh, is that how much they are? Yeah, they're super expensive. I don't know. You're like, I'll end with your admission. It's a bit of my goal. Look at the cost. 10 dollars. I spent $120 on two cans of Dr. Peppa. Do you want a sip of a $60 doctor pepper? Why? It's worth it. What's wrong with it? Why is it in a case? It's a $60 Dr. Re Why? So yes, they get drink right? No, what's wrong with it? Why is that in a case? Guys, that's $60 doctor pepper.

Why is it in a case? When this podcast gets released, just watch the first set minute. Is this one of like the Dublin doctor pepper? Is there something wrong with it? No, what do you think is happened, Jordan, if you had to guess? It's full of pee, I don't know. If it makes you feel any better,

I'm drinking this all the one over here. It doesn't make me feel bad. It had two in the case. I don't trust any one of you. Okay, that makes you feel any better. I'm drinking this all the one over here. It doesn't make me feel better. It had two, and I don't trust anyone. I don't trust anyone of you. Okay, that's fair. Fair enough, especially because of the case. Yeah, if you had to guess what the story is,

just based off this information you have here, what would you say happened? It's radioactive. Yes, because that's what you do. You're putting radioactive stuff in a dremel case. In a, in a plastic dremel case. Without a lock. And there are two, like the two keys you used in turn.

If only they had Dremel that turned oval. Not the gold box. The Christ would have been averted. Yeah. Yeah, they just put all the graphite in a Dremel case. We had the graphite in the Dremel case. Yeah. They were to solve it.

Did you do the cantina at Goubacus? Yeah, that plays the rules. So I had a question when you mentioned the cantina earlier. Does the cantina serve alcoholic drinks? Yeah. So it's okay. Yeah, Cantina serve alcoholic drinks? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you get fucked up real quick there.

Yeah, there's a drink that Trevor had that had this foam on it that would numb. Fuzzy tonton. And like tingle your mouth. Fuzzy tonton. And they're like, don't inhale or like, sniff it or anything like that. So it will fuck you up. Yeah, touch it. It like numbs your finger.

Yeah. It like numbs your lips and stuff. It was the first drink I got. It was great. It was really good. A it like numbs your lips and stuff. It was the first drink I got. It was great. It was really good. A light-a-caned base drink. Like what's, I don't know what it was like. I think it was Sajwan Pepper Corn.

Is that what that was? Yeah, because that has a numbing effect, I think. Ooh. It was tasty. I don't know. Disney food blog, look it up. Ha ha ha ha. I bet.

What's good to know? Thanks. Wait, wait, wait, is the Disney thing only in Thernbeth? Is it both? Yeah, I've been to both. Thanks. Wait, wait, is the Disney thing only in their birth? Is it both? Yeah, I've been to both. Disney World and Disneyland. Yeah. Yeah.

Which one's better? Oh, it's hard to compare. Just the Star Wars thing. Just the Star Wars thing. Yeah. Disney World's always bigger. That one has a little more room. So, which one do you go to?

Disneyland. Oh, I guess the left room. But we are with the CDS. Is Rise of the Resistance the ride? Yeah, that's the letter. But we have it. It's a high-end studio. Is Rise of the Resistance the ride? Is that the same? That's the exact same. It's the exact same. So I've been on both of the parks now too.

So. It's incredible, but that ride is amazing. The phenomenal. The first time you go on it, it like, I don't know, but that's boiling it. You go on like one part of the ride and you think it's the ride. Yeah. And then the doors open and you're in completely other space and you don't know how you got there.

Yeah. And it's totally immersive. Every single person who was on that for like, you get on a ship essentially. Yeah. And then you get off and you're somewhere else. Every single person when the doors open was like, whoa. I was like an audible. I'm still trying to figure out how they did it.

Like, I don't know how they get you from outside to inside this big space. Yeah. I thought they were going to be obvious that they turn you around or that the doors behind you open, very slow moving elevator or very slow moving platform. I don't know. It's possible, though. I don't know. It's tricky.

I think they slowly turn you around because there are some like, uh, flight simulator mechanics to the first part. I don't know. I'll figure it out, though. You'll crack this case. Why don't you? because there are some like flight simulator mechanics to the first part. I don't know, I'll figure it out though. You'll crack this case, why don't we? Just gotta go on a couple more times. I gotta watch the Imagineering story. Yeah.

It's gonna... All right, you got anything else Jordan? Nope, just watch Face Jam, Anum Jam. We'll come up with something else that has jam in it, I guess. Come on, I'm slime. Come on, I'm slam. Peanut butter, Jam. Bye. Good jam on out of here.

Bye Jordan. That was good to see Jordan. Yeah. Like the one time ERC. We didn't have lunch at Jordan this week. Oh, yeah, we are right. Yeah. Are we?

Lunch crew getting by together. I think we're doing a lunch. I think we finally were able to get something on it. No, I have a meeting on Thursday at lunch. Whoever, whoever fucking sent this invite out, I hate you. Who sent this invite? Who do you think something invite? Guess why are there 70 invite ease? What invite? What? Oh, I'm looking at the wrong thing. Here. This is ridiculous. Shed down. Oh, that's next Thursday. What are you doing? I had a meeting next Thursday that's called. Can I say it? I guess I can say. Yeah. It's called biweekly network meeting. Yeah, there are

69 people in that meeting. And I thought that was it, but the lunch meeting is titled Sync regarding format reactivation. I don't I wouldn't want to go to either of them. Let me get out my checkbook. That sounds fucking amazing. You still haven't used your meeting yet, by the way. Oh, I'm aware. Oh, shit. So on the podcast a couple of weeks ago,

I don't know why he did this, but Gavin agreed to fill in for me on a meeting of my choice. I heard about, yes, I'm, yes, yes, yes. So what you said, you're going to, you're going to too many meetings. And I was like, I'm yes, yes, yes. So what you said, you are going to you're going to too many meetings and I was like, let me help you out. I should I should send you to one of those biweekly network meetings with the 69 people. That's not all in one place. The big part though is that I have to present at that meeting. So

ah, just give me the PowerPoint. I'll do it blind. I played that. What was that game? Well, you pitched an idea the jackbox game. I don't remember the name. He's talking to nobody explodes. No. It's like where you have to it's like you come up with like a slogan and something like that. Yeah, the chat will let me know in about four minutes when it catches up. We just played it. We played it with that, bro. I don't know. Checkbox. Yeah, send me to a meeting. Okay. What are you going to like save it throughout the year?

Like, when do you think you're going to use? How long does it offer good for? I forget. All year. So it's, I think you actually said one meeting a year. So I think it means each year. I get to pick one. I think so when meeting this year. Yeah, that's what I said.

Well, there's a way to find out. I want to review the tape. Go to the tape. Go to the tape. And Brokka, I will do that one time. Oh, you can use me on one meeting per year. Deal. Wow. That is a verbal agreement. But he said, what was I think up to 90 minutes

was the criteria. If the meeting goes longer, you have to tap back in. No, I don't, right. I'm back. Just walk out and like, Bobb was officially left that meeting after 90 minutes. Yeah, no, like I can't send him to a meeting that's like, one of those like two or three hour meetings,

which there are plentiful. Patently stupid. That's the one. Thank you, chat. Sunday driving. PowerPoint karaoke, is that something? Is that a game? I don't know if that is.

I just saw it in the chat. Do you get... I'm sending a tweet over to you guys in the control room. I wanna bring this up. Do you ever get de-stressed if you're sat next to someone on a plane who's doing business and you glance all their business on their laptop

and it looks really stressful and there's like spreadsheets and shit. I don't get stressful because I don't have to worry about it. Well that's what I'm saying. It like makes me the opposite of stress because I'm just like, woo. Some of us like spreadsheets. That's true.

I definitely get that like when I go to like a coffee shop or something and I see someone like with textbooks out doing math, I'm like, oh my God, thank you Lord. Oh, I'm just down to do that. Oh my God, I'm so glad I'm not doing that. Or just don't really. There's something about... I guess it's like, like some sort of

shodden Freud or whatever, where it's... If I see someone rushing through an airport and I'm not in a hurry, it makes me feel happier. But that's really shit, because that person's freaking out about missing a plane. And I'm just like, oh my God, I'm glad that's not me right now. It's always with the different speeds,

the different airport speeds that exist. Like some people are just casually walking along and some people are running literally as fast as they can. And I've done that. I've done the full tilt sprint, even to the point where it's like, if I drop something, I'm not even gonna pick it up. I've done that.

Because you just, it's like, this is the real home alone. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, all the way across the airport. Definitely done that. It's like bags everywhere. Yeah, this is the real home alone. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. All the way across the airport. Definitely done it. It bags everywhere. Yeah. Do you ever get like the second hand embarrassment though?

When someone like at a restaurant knocks over a tray of glasses or something like that. Just like, I've learned that in America, there's no word for that. Like, okay, in England, if you're at a restaurant and someone drops all their shit, everyone in there will say the same word. But here, there isn't a word. What is the word? What is the word?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Should we guess what the word is? Yes. All right, so if you're like, oh, he blanked it or he. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, everyone exclaims, nobbers. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, Chuppens.

Chuppens. I was gonna say, oh, bugged it. Oh, Chuppens. No. If I was in a place, I would say, along with most of the people in there, wait, that's not a word. It doesn't matter if it's- What's the name? I was in a place, I would say, along with most of the people in there. Whey!

It's not a word. It doesn't matter if it's a word. It's not a word. It's a nobbers, which is a word. That's why you say when someone drops glass, we're at a restaurant, you're saying nobbers. It's coming in the chat. That was the first.

Whey! I don't know why that is. It grew up with it, it's not weird to me. And. But that makes you feel better about it, right? Because then it's just like, I don't know why that is. It grew up with it. It's not weird to me. And. But that makes you feel better about it, right? Because then it's just like, oh, that sucks me.

In my opinion, it calls out the thing. Fills the awkward silence with a cheery sound. And then everyone just goes straight back to their bebs, whatever they were eating or anything. That's better. When we do master pancake shows at the draft house, or whatever, you know, anything. That's better. When we do Master Pancake shows at the Drafthouse, occasionally it will be like, you know, there'll be a nice, like, perfect moment of silence,

just a gap in like dialogue or a joke, or whatever, and a glass will break. And it's almost almost a moment more often than not just muzzle top. You just like, that's the nice, like, a hype. Yeah, exactly. We just get a nice little, a nice little break there.

You know, just ease the awkwardness was like, yeah, exactly. We just got a nice little break there. You know, just ease the awkwardness of like, oh, man. I remember one, we did one show, and someone dropped a bucket of beer. And so you heard, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang, clang Going down Beer bottles. Beer bottles. Yeah, a bucket of loose beer Bucket yeah, a real trough Bring me that bring me the trough. No, yeah They had like a bucket of beer and I guess like kicked it over something So you heard ice go everywhere and then yeah, the one of these got a bottle beer just could think

Not break but continue to roll down. It's just like, oh, this is nice, this is good. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, real good stuff. I will, to go back to your point of like seeing someone on a plane doing work and getting second hand stress. I had the opposite of that where it wasn't someone doing work, but I was getting stressed out. There was a woman on my flight who was across from me in the aisle and

She got on the flight with a full coffee cup and she fell asleep Like right after takeoff holding the coffee cup It's a time bomb and it was like kind of leaning up against her legs. What was it? The kind of like the little sippy hole one yeah, and like kind of leaning up against your legs. Was it the kind of like the little sippy hole on it? Yeah. Okay. And the whole time, I was just,

I couldn't stop watching because it was kind of like 45 degrees or so. And like the flight was shaking and this was kind of wobbling. And I was like, God, she's going to take like one little bump or Jocelyn or for her to actually like, let go because you're asleep and you're going to go limp at some point, right? And so I was just washing that coffee cup the whole time. And luckily she woke up and put it on the tray. But man, that was, I don't know if I could fall asleep like that.

Holding something. Yeah. Like I would be like, oh, no, put that. If you're holding something, you, you should go limp when you fall asleep. I mean, not me. I stay firm. Nice. The entire time. The entire sleep. My doctor is very concerned. How rigid you are during your sleep. The only time you could get hard on your sleep. How inconvenient. I think it like. Sounds like a terrible

superpower. I understand that like feel like how much, this is where we were saying Gavin, like how much of when you see somebody doing something, like really, when you see someone else doing something stressful, like work, or like running a catch of plane, or doing something that like, it's like how much of my gratitude is like, they, like, because I would consider that gratitude,

oh, I'm so glad I'm not in that position, but how much of my gratitude is based on someone else's suffering, like how much does it have to do in relation to others like circumstance? There was 0.5% of me that kind of wanted the coffee to spill. 0.5, you lying toad. It was way higher than that.

What was the real number, Barbara? 50%. So much higher. That was the first time I've ever been. Wow, that was the first time I've ever been. That's the thing that's higher. Although 100% of me wanted it to happen at the end of the flight when this bitch gets up, throws her backpack on. It hits me in the side of the arm. She doesn't even fucking acknowledge it.

And I was just standing there going, she was at the same James Barbara using the machine next to her. And then she was a Disneyland with her fucking kids. I'm just kidding. She wasn't.. And then she was a Disneyland with her fucking kids. I'm just kidding, she wasn't. But I bet she was the type. I saw, right now while we were talking, Adam Baird sent me some amazing tweet that I sent to the controller

allowing it off they can, if they have a prep, you can bring it up. That seems to be, is that a some piece of meat? So looking on a processor? Right, the processor's so hot. It's that they're cooking a piece of, some piece of meat looking on a processor right the processor so hot It's that they're cooking a piece of little piece of meat on it. It's like spam No, it's a piece of beef. Yeah. Oh, that's a brisket. That's brisket. Does that actually help with cooling?

Well the the meats cooler than the CPU so it's taking the taking the heat away, right? Right, but is that is that better than just air? I was like not having a lot. Oh, I doubt it. I doubt there's any value to this demonstration other than the show how hot it gets. I wonder if someone could set up an entire water-cooled loop, but it's just meat fat and juice.

Or what if you like set it up, see Suvi? With the... Yeah, exactly. With some meat, the low-winter water. Yeah, exactly. There's gotta be a restaurant that opens up at some point with... And their mighty Bitcoin with all the processors. But it's like what's it called?

Korean barbecue where you cook your own food on like the hot or like hot rock when you do that. But it's just for a bunch of computer nerds. We're like just cooking on CPUs. I watched so many tech videos about just insane crap that I'll never do with my computer. Like, have you ever done water cooling? I've never have no.

I've never done it and it seems like it's not too difficult anymore, but then I'm watching videos like J2Sense doing all these like hard pipe loops through the shit and I have no intent on ever touching any of that stuff, but I can't stop watching the videos. It's super cool. It's so addictive and I don't even know why.

I think I saw at CES, some company was selling this fluid that is, it's safe to put electronics in. So it's like you could put your entire motherboard and everything into it and it would cool it all. And then they show like the liquids like bubbling and you can see that it's taking the dissipating the heat away from your internal components But like there was no need for a fan because it the liquid was absorbing it all It's like that like matrix goo that they like sent you in yeah, this is like the pot inside those like pods. Yeah

That's insane. Yes super super weird. We got to hope like you don't spring the leak in your computer Remember leak takes on a whole new whole new problem. Speaking of computers, I saw something super dumb earlier. You know the Mac Pro, the new Mac Pro, you can buy wheels if you want to put it on wheels to keep it under your desk. We'll move it around more easily. Wheels cost $400 if you want to buy the Apple made wheels for your Mac Pro. That's $100 per wheel. wheels cost $400 if you want to buy the Apple made wheels for your Mac Pro. That's $100 per wheel.

100 dollars. Yeah, that's a quick math you did there. Quick maths. You did there. And I guess like the reviewers are starting to talk about these wheels and they realize that there's no lock on the wheels. So it's like you, if your floor's uneven, your computer's just going to roll away from you. Or there's no way to like keep it stationary once you put it on the wheels. I'm gonna make the assumption that if you

are in a position where you could afford one of those computers and the $400 wheels, you probably have straight floors. Oh, you can just afford for your computer to occasionally roll away. Just replace it with another one. I wanna see someone with that has little napkins wedged under there.

They're like, oh, I gotta have. Yeah, I got to have those. Otherwise my computer rolls away. Yeah, I was fully expecting Apple to be like, I will roll out a firmware update. You can lock the wheels and system preferences or something like that. Or what if like in California, like there's an earthquake and your computer rolls away from you?

Like you got to go chasing it. And starts the first act of a Disney film. It's the computer that rolled across the country. And that's how SkyNet formed it. I'd be willing to bet that they're gonna start selling like a mat or something that comes with it. To keep it more. How much will that?

The mat pro. The mat pro. That's excellent. That was excellent. Yes. That's like a third party. Like some OEM in China is gonna be like, we need to make a mat.

Yeah. Keep the mat pro in place. I don't think any third party will make anything for those wheels because just don't buy the wheels. Right, it's easier to not buy them. Right. Unless there's a market for people who bought wheels and then thought, shit. I'd like, yeah.

Does it come with the original stumps that the wheels replace? If you're paying $400, do you get your old? Well, I think you keep the stumps. I think you put the wheels in yourself. I don't know now. I'm putting in my own $400 wheels. Can you buy the wheels in yourself. I don't know now. I'm putting in my own $400 wheels. Can you buy the wheels? I gotta look.

If you can buy the... There are wheels on real cars for less... Why did you just buy one of those little dolly things, but like a small version? Like a little like... Yeah, one that like... Like a little scooter thing. Like a little mop bucket said so. One of those little like...

Why not just put your computer on the floor? And then if you need to move it, just lift it up. See, these are all the great questions. Whoa. Cause like, I love that the ideas, like people are complaining that the wheels don't lock. It's like, look, we made these for the very specific market of people who wanted a computer

that could move a little. Sometimes when we wanted them to. It's a very, I get it. There's people gonna be like taking those to various places, wheeling them through, it's a lot more convenient than packing a Mac Pro in a case and all this shit. But, yeah, I mean, is it? I don't know.

Cause like, where would you be? I'm wondering what the use cases for this. For wheels? For wheels in general. Yeah. I'm an extreme luteite. No, like for having wheels on a Mac tower, how often are people just like, I need to take this over into that room.

Let me ask you, it wants to plug something into it and needs to turn it around every now and then. Let me answer your question. I'm going through, I'm looking for these wheels on the Apple website. And the only way you can find them is if you go to like, click, like you want to buy a Mac Pro, you get, you go through all the customization options. And there's a section that says, feet or wheels. And under it, it says, do I need wheels for my Mac Pro?

And it's a link you can click on. And I'm clicking on it to find out. Just a white page that says no. Do I need wheels for my Mac Pro? And it's a link you can click on, and I'm clicking on it to find out. Oh, huh. Just a white page that says no. It customizes your Mac Pro to have stainless steel frame with wheels, which is ideal for moving your Mac Pro quickly and easily without having to lift it. Those are, that's the definition of wheels. For anything.

For anything. Quickly and easily move this thing without having to lift it. That's a wheel, baby. And the explanation for feet. The standard Mac Pro has a stainless steel frame with feet, which is a good option if you don't need to move your Mac Pro away from your workspace very often. Oh my gosh. The rest is pointing at you.

The stump's on the bottom of a computer. Did they explain the other stuff? Do I need 10 or 16 cores? I bet there's no thing for that. Let's scroll back up and see. Oh, which processor is right for you? Mm-hmm. Eight core?

Is there a bus feed quiz that could determine which type of processor you are? There should be. What if the map, oh, I'm Gryffindor and I need an eight core processor. That's what I want. Eight. Eight. Eight. What if the map, I'm Gryffindor and I need an eight-core process. That's what I want. I'm also the cast of friends and the color yellow.

I mean, could they just make a wheel with a map pro in it? The whole thing's just a wheel. That seems really not good. Well, they made one that was the shape of a bin one. Yeah, they did. That went wonderful. Yeah, so just tilt that over. And there you go.

That's a wheel with a computer. And I remember when that one came out, that one that looks like a Dyson bin. Yeah. And it was just like, oh man, this is crazy. Everyone's in all this. I know four people who got them. And I haven't known anyone who got one of those

Mac towers that looked like a Ben and liked them. I think they were one of the worst computers ever made. Apparently. Pretty bad, pretty fucking bad. I haven't been provided by this here company. It was the worst computer I've ever used. What made it bad? It just didn't work, it was just shit.

It just crashed all the time. And you couldn't, yeah, we got one for broadcast back when they first came out. And we couldn't use it. Yeah. Like, it took forever for Adobe to provide drivers to be able to even use like Premiere. Yeah, it was like, it was like incredibly unresponsive. I assume because it was thermal throttled

the almost the entire time it was on. Right. It was garbage. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But it did fit into my carry on and I could take it all around the time it was on. Right. It was garbage. Yeah, it was pretty bad. But it did fit into my carry on and I could take it all around the world and edit on. That I do miss. I can't do that now. That would scare me to take a computer like that

in a carry on. What? I don't know, it just seems like, I guess you're the one controlling how it gets thrown around and stuff like that. I think I'm like a check bag. And you know what, I've got on the bottom of my carry. Wheels. Oh, you could just put your think in like a check bag. And you know what, go on the bottom of my carrier? Wheels.

Oh, you could just put your Mac Pro in a camera? In a camera? In a suitcase. In a suitcase. What if you could design a suitcase that had an enclosure so you could put your Mac Pro in it that when you're ready to travel, you just unplug it and take it with you

and you put your clothes in a compartment on top of it? Maybe if you don't have like an off the bonacad, you can fit your socks. In that example. Guys, stop talking. These are million dollar ideas. We're giving away the game here. Top of it. Maybe if you don't have like an off the bone of cod, you can fit your socks. Mm-hmm. And that's what I'm talking about. Guys, stop talking. These are million dollar ideas. We're giving away the game here.

Just giving away for free. At least $400 I do. Contact me for any licensing opportunities. Sure. There you go. I covered my basis. So. I had an experience this weekend that Gus,

I think you would have hated more than anything. Uh oh, human interaction. Almost. I was in a hotel room for this convention I was at. And somehow I got sandwiched in between two rooms, both hosting bachelor at parties. Which one did you go to? Was it like the episode of Friends

where you went from one and then back to the other? I didn't go to any of them. Oh God, that's my nightmare. Yeah, and it was a loud shrieking girls in one room and loud shrieking girls in the other room for probably five or six hours. No, but luckily it ended around like 1130. You guys can ask what time. Yeah, and I don't know if that's because they went out

and didn't return to the rooms, and maybe I was too fast asleep to hear them come back. But it was, I felt like there was a prank being pulled on me. And at one point, I heard one girl in one of the rooms go, you go, Glenn Coco, you go! Glenn Coco? Yeah, it's a Mean Girls reference. Oh, oh, oh. It's like, oh.

That's the, to this type of night that they're having here. The only thing that would have completed that experience, I think, was that you between two rooms with like bachelor parties, like yelling, then like right out your window is a pool with like kids screaming. Because kids screaming at a pool, like they sound like they're being murdered.

Funny enough, the room across the hall had kids screaming in it. Yay! And every time the door would open because they kept running out into the hallway of this hotel, they would be running and screaming and banging on the doors. And were you trying to go to sleep because you had an early start or like... Yeah, you had a long day. Yeah, just a little bit. Just a little bit.

So instead I just live streamed on Instagram for a couple hours to try past the time. Mom was gonna find that sleep juice in the mini bar. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't complain. I mean, I wouldn't have done that, but I feel like that'd be a bob removed to be like, man, complaining.

I was close, man. Luckily, it wasn't that late. Like, I think it was only like 10 or 11 by the time it ended. But I was like, if this isn't done, I gave myself a time where, like, if it's not done by 11, 30 or 12, like I'm gonna call that.

There must have been people who have successfully entered parties because they are too loud. Like, hey, I'm in the room next door, I'm not sleeping, obviously. Can I come in and get messed up? Yeah. And I bet they've just they have to let you in. They have to. That's my contract. Right. You got to. So you contract. Yeah. Exactly. No, I can't turn that way. I got a interest shoulder. So you can't come in. So you can't enter. What can't be them? Join them. That's right. One time I was a years ago, I was at a GameStop manager's conference in

Las Vegas and had a similar thing where I had a long day trying to go to sleep and the room next to me was having a party in their room and I was really loud. So first thing I did was like, you know, it's got those adjoining doors. Like I bang on the door and they get quiet for a couple minutes and try to fall back asleep and they get loud again. So then I go out and I, their door is open and like I find the room, it is, I'm like, hey, I'm in the room next door. I'm trying to sleep, keep it down. Like, oh, they're like, okay, okay, sorry, sorry.

They turn it down for like five, 10 minutes, and then it gets loud again. So then I call down to the front desk, I'm like, hey, I'm in room so and so, there's a party in room so and so, they're being really loud. And they're like, oh, we're sorry, we'll take care of it. And in true Vegas fashion, in like 45 seconds,

there were two dudes who barely fit into their suits standing at the door next door. I was watching them by people. So like, all right, everybody who's in this room needs to get out now. They're sure enough everybody gets out. Wow, I'm sure they deal with that all the time. Yeah, I was like, those dudes,

like that, that, that, that, it seems like if they inhaled a little too much, the suit would have just like ripped off again. Oh, yeah. So are you typically not allowed to have parties in a hotel room? Typically not. Typically not.

I also know some hotels they have quiet hours, I think. Yeah. By the time, at past nine or 10 o'clock that you can't have a certain level of volume throughout your room. But I don't know. I don't know what the policy is policy especially in Vegas. I would expect they Deal with that a lot more often and maybe have stricter rules or maybe more lenient rules

How I love until stricter got paid for like a party room. Yeah, that's sure. How long until we have like noise-cancelling rules? Well, it works in your ass. Yeah, but it's like It's like queued for a specific frequency. Like if I brought out my noise-cancelling headphones and put them on my head, I still would have anyone to hear the people in the room next door. Well, not as much.

You just put earplugs in by that rationale. I bet. Okay, how long do they have walls with earplugs built in? Is the question you're asking. Why don't you just say, I'm just like, I'm like, mic in the other room

and they will take the noise and cancel it from your room. So it's not like you're fucking. I don't even know if it doesn't make sense. I'm like the mic's in the other room and they will take the noise and cancel it from your room. So it's not like you're fucking tampon attached to your underwear idea where you just plug your ear into the wall and it's the fucking ear plug. I reckon that'll be a thing is some hipster bullshit hotel will have noise canceling tech in their war by 2050. I'll be dead by then. I'm gonna have to try to check my hand for it. You won't be dead by then. I'm gonna have to try to check my hand for more.

You won't be dead by then. It's 72. Look, the cold mailbox is already happening. It's happening. The what? Cold mailbox. What have I opened? The cold mailbox.

A cold mailbox. Damn, it's a cold mailbox. Gab wanted a solution for when he gets specifically milk delivered to his house and can't be there to bring it inside. So he wanted a mailbox that was essentially a fridge and it of itself, okay, that you could put the milk specifically into. But now there's, they're making them.

I think they, I'm pretty sure they're already making them. But now they're like, LG made a door with a cold mailbox or something. It's not a mailbox. It's just a little fridge. It's a little fridge. It's a little mini fridge.

I don't know, I'm excited. What couldn't they put like, I'm not gonna get one. So should I get my tampons delivered in there? Yeah. Couldn't they conceivably like ship you milk in like just like a styrofoam cooler? No, no, that's not nitrogen.

That's not good enough for Gavin. Dry ice. That's really bad for the environment. You've got to throw this crap and you've got to like gassel the stuff to make it cold. But I would say nitrogen. Yeah, look what I said. I was going to say.

That's not cheap. It's not cheap. But also wouldn't you be running power to a fridge? 24 hours a day that gets used maybe 2% of the time, 1% of the time. Well, but I like this. When your fridge is full, you've got overflow, right? And also, like a cooler doesn't have power, but it's still cold.

So maybe you would just chuck a bit of ice in it every day. Mind fucks with Gavin free. There's gonna be a nice balance where I'm not powering. How much is it? Okay, it's, it's, it's, how much electric money is going to my for it? Electric money to make my fridge cold for a year. Let me, let me, uh, was fridge will be tiny. Let me run, run let me get a spreadsheet together and I'll get back to you a year from now

Are you saying that you would use it as an overflow fridge for your regular fridge wouldn't then wouldn't like somebody think that's like outgoing mail They're gonna take my fridge and send it to This hammer has to go back to Amazon This hand I don't know how you manage. There's a certain height where it goes every time. So you just need a built-in door mailbox cooler with an attachable or a door that you can't even see.

So you just need to build a door every time. So you just need a built-in door mailbox cooler with an attachable solar panel that only powers this one piece of equipment that's built into your door that cools milk that you have delivered once a week twice. Couple. But no, it was to get milk delivered then you can get all you can ice cream delivered true beer beer the thing is and the reason I Just don't drink much milk anymore. I don't even need this thing Milk milk is pointless right milk is quite milk pointless. Oh There's a big debate about this I think within some people are chief I think miles and people are richy.

I think miles and Eddie Rivas have had this deal. Oh, I know that people are trying to get off milk because I feel like for a human, once you're 10 years old, you don't need any milk. There's no benefit, I guess calcium, but. There's no benefit to that beer you're drinking, dude. Well, I'm not that drinking milk because it's delicious. Are you drinking that beer because it's delicious?

What about if you have cereal or Oreos? Is there anything better? Check. Mate. Serial and Oreos. Can I have that? Yeah, I mean, there's no substitute except for like other milks. Like lactose free milk or soy milk or almond milk.

But you can't just put water in cereals. Nope. It's a real prison breakfast right there. We should have like a blind taste test. What's the best liquid for Cheerio? Oh yeah, I like that. Like milk, water, beer, orange juice, coke. God.

You know what? Oh, that's it. I actually bet beer wouldn't be that bad because like plain Cheerio also tastes just kind of like yeasty Weedy you never had the beer you Hey, I hate it. You want to try to do it next week? We're doing this next week. Okay, who's having a year? I don't know I don't know We're in the territory of like soggy shit

No, we'll pour it in it cereal dude. You'll do it fresh. You'll get fresh like way it went in the territory of like soggy shit. I don't know if I can. No, we'll pour it in right here. It's cereal dude. You'll do it fresh. You'll do it fresh. You'll have the bowls of liquid pour the churros in and then take a scoop right away. So it doesn't have time to get some. We'll be like a little cup or something. Wait, you put the liquid in before the cereal?

I don't, but I'm saying you will make these exceptions for you. To make it as little soggy as possible. As dry as possible. I have a question for you guys. So you got milk. You got chocolate milk. Chocolate milk.

How do you say that? Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk? Like what do you put the emphasis on? Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk? Or chocolate milk? Is it chocolate milk? Chocolate milk. So this isn't ongoing debate between me and Trevor. Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk or chocolate milk? Is it chocolate milk? Chocolate milk? So this is an ongoing debate between me and Trevor. Chocolate milk. Because my argument, I say chocolate milk, because it's milk, that's chocolate,

so it's chocolate milk. And it goes, no, it's chocolate milk. No, you're right. You're right. No, Barbara's right. I think, I think Trevor's right. No. Wait, do it again, do it again.

Chocolate milk. You're an idiot. No, that's wrong. That's insane. No think Trevor's right. No wait do him again do him again chocolate milk No, you're an idiot. No, that's wrong. Let's say you're right putting the Emphysus on it's milk that's chocolate chocolate milk chocolate is the qualifying factor I put it I put emphasis on neither of the words Okay, I'll say chocolate milk peanut butter because it's butter with peanut, but it's not butter not But uh, because it's butter with peanut, but it's not butter. But it's not. It's its own food.

What do you mean? Well, yeah, it's not like peanuts in butter, but you don't say. Unless. Peanut butter. I, I, I say chocolate. What about like some cherry coke? Cherry coke.

Oh, cherry coke. I'll have a cherry coke. I don't even know if I put. I put more emphasis on cherry there. I'll have a cherry Coke. I don't even know if I put... You put more emphasis on cherry there. Oh, a cherry Coke. He had it, I put the emphasis on cherry. Cherry Coke. Everything I've ever told about myself in a while.

Chocolate milk. But like, literally, is there every time? Gas leaking here, this is some like... I don't even have carbon dioxide in there. Every time. Cherry Coke. The word chocolate milk comes up between me and Trevor. It's a debate every time. Why don't you say milk chocolate? Because that's milk chocolate

But okay, so what do you say for milk chocolate? I say milk chocolate Or dark chocolate dark chocolate. You don't have dark in your chocolate But it's got to be milk chocolate. That is dark. So dark chocolate. So you put the emphasis on the variable? Yes. Yes. Because that is describing the thing. It's a modifying right? Yes. Chocolate. So like a dark night. Because he watched the protector.

night. Because he watched the protector. But not a dark night. Not a dark night. Because the dark night. This is irrelevant to Batman. I'm saying like the variable is how bright a dark night is. A dark night is a night that's not that well illuminated. A dark night is Batman. Exactly. Uh-huh, yes. A dark night is the hero we need, not the one we deserve. Rooster teeth, the teeth. Oh, God. The constant, but it could be any animal's teeth. Rooster teeth.

Rooster teeth. Rooster teeth. Well, rooster teeth. I would say that's totally different. If you put the emphasis on teeth in rooster teeth. Rooster teeth. Well, Rooster teeth. I would say that's totally different. If you put the answer, if you put the emphasis on teeth in Rooster teeth, it sounds like Christopher Walken is saying Rooster teeth. Rooster teeth.

Fuckin' shit. Anyway, this is what I was doing yesterday. Yeah, now the shot is talking about Batman. Batman. Batman. Batman. Yeah, now the shot is hungry about Batman Batman Well, he's a man I say I say Batman of the of the Gotham Batman world for getting the word adjective There's a road in Melbourne called Batman Road, but they say it like it's Batman.

Batman. Batman Road. As if it's a last name. No, it's like that. No, it's Batman Road. Joe Batman. Oh, of the North Austin Batman. Yeah, the buttons. People are losing them.

Oh my God. Stop. It is happening. Yeah. I agree. Yeah. Can we cut from the beginning of Code Mailbox to now, I'll just take that chunk out. This is the best part of the podcast.

What are you talking about? I'm going to cut it out and watch it all the time. Yes, great. This is the cut down for the social piece is going to be from this conversation. Wait, do you take it to say chocolate milk and then you called her an idiot? It was a two-second summation of what this podcast is. Also, Gavin, I don't know how you can call her an idiot, it was a two-second summation of what this podcast is. Also, Gavin, I don't know how you can call anyone an idiot when you have a beer bottle ring on your right shoulder. What? How did that get there?

What is there? It's so high. Look at it. I was holding my hand like this. And now there's a ring, like a toaster. There you go. There it is. Oh yeah, there it is. I'm like a Costa. There you go. There it is. Oh yeah, there it is. It's like a rival.

I don't know what happened. That must have been a gas leak. It's like a rival. Yeah. Oh my God. I got inspired by a video I saw earlier today. I saw this guy, well I don't know if it's a guy, this person was having trouble with thieves stealing tools out of the back of their pickup truck.

So they bought like a motion-activated flood light, but it really wasn't deterring them. So they bought a motion-activated sprinkler to spray water at anything that comes close to their truck. They set up a big plastic trash bin and ran a hose out to the truck and set up the sprinkler so that if someone came close It sprayed them the flood light would come on in the spring of water And you know I've been talking for a couple years now But the problems I've been having with raccoons and possums and squirrels digging up my shit. I ordered one like this is perfect I'm gonna have a sprinkler that'll shoot water at animals and keep them away from my house

Right, no, I don't have to worry about because I say all the solutions that people normally propose like I don't want to be buying Fox piss anymore I don't want to sprinkle cayenne powder all around my yard, but that means all the shit you want to protect will be wet It's a it's a it's a lawn What's the fucking problem here? It seems like a win-win. Oh no, my computer's like you've got my gun. I mean, ruins.

I see literally. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no lime gets watered, and I don't have animals shitting in my yard anymore. It's perfect. It's airtight. You can, I was, do you have a little cam, a little camera that catches these little critters? I do.

So that's why I know, I was like, fucking fat raccoon. It's always back there. Please ask. I don't like a couple days ago, I saw it on top of my backyard fence. And I was looking at it's like, I have no idea how it got up there.

This raccoon looks, looks like he can't get off the ground. It was up on the fucking like eight foot tall fence. Is it a fat raccoon or a fat raccoon? Sorry. It's a raccoon or a raccoon. Can you get it to spray, folks, Chris? I probably could, but I'm not going to fucking do that.

I have a question for you guys. We all have neighbors, whether it's in like your neighborhood or apartment or wherever it is. When you have a problem with something your neighbor is doing, how do you go about talking to them? Do you leave a note? Do you ring their doorbell? Is it the dude with the dog? Yeah.

Normally, I wait until I run into them. Like I see them fairly often. But you know your neighbors already. What if you don't know them? Never met them. Huh. I would, I would. I try to think of what I would want someone to do. And I feel

like I would want someone to leave me a note and maybe put like their contact info so I could like call them or email them. I bet you just have to knock on the door. What's going on? What is the current situation that is vaccine? I don't want to get too detailed about what's going on. But I have a neighbor who lets their dog pee dogs pee in their backyard. Only the backyard there's no grass. It's like a patio backyard and they put fake grass down. And our backyard is close to theirs, so if I'm in my backyard, it's a small dog piss. All I smell is dog piss, especially on days where the sun is hitting it. Oh, evaporating piss mist. And so can't spend time out there without being just overwhelmed

with dog piss. And I don't know how to approach the subject with them. Well, I bet there's very little they can do because I assume when they bought the house or rented it, they were like, you know, we need this place for the dog to do is bring it down with water went after the dogs pee. That way you dissipate it. But where does it flow into the drain or something? I don't know. I don't know what their fucking layout is, but I imagine if you dilute it with water, that'll fix a lot of the problem.

is, but I imagine if you dilute it with water, that'll fix a lot of the problem. Yeah. dilute some of that ammonia or whatever is in it. I just... I'm not telling you to do it. But no, part of me feels like if you rent or purchase or are living in a space that doesn't have graphs in a backyard and you have dogs, maybe it's your responsibility to actually take them outside to actually take them outside to actually walk them.

So they have a thing there. So many times in a day, it's not all the way, they might not have the time. Like people who live in high rises and stuff. My backyard, this is why I'm so fucking protective of my backyard. My backyard did not used to have grass. I installed this lawn for this reason for my dogs.

So I get fucking mad when a raccoon comes or a squirrel comes and rips my shit up because I didn't want to do what you're talking about. I didn't want to put down just some artificial. Like you said, it's just going to collect that ammonia smell. It just introduces a new problem. Right. So you're right. In my opinion, the onus is on them to find a solution. Because I imagine they probably smell it too. Like they can't use their area. Back yard. Unless they are just so used to it by now that they don't even care. I don't know, but.

Tell you what, you alpha dog, I'm you go over there, you piss on there. Uh, back patio. Those dark scare them off. I mean Trevor just starts shitting on our side. Hey, it is, it is like, this will show that arms race, the sun checked arms,

crazy regression, that's happening, continuing your neighborhoods. Okay, I get it. If we set our place on fire, maybe the smoke will, maybe the smoke will choke them. Oh man.

I would just, yeah, I think you just have to, just leave one out. Just start with a note. Yeah, okay, I might do that. I just feel like, but I feel like a note can it can be seen as aggressive because you've like preplan it. I'm gonna be like, as anti-social as I am, I feel like I would almost prefer to do it in person. Like just to show like, like courtesy. Yeah, like a courtesy or like that you're not being passive, not that it is passive aggressive,

but that they don't interpret it as being a passive aggressive act. Remember how I said at the gym, how I like just loudly say stuff and hopes that they'll hear me passive aggressively. So like, if I ever see that they're outside, and I'm like walking through the back, I go, God, it smells like piss. Just like really loudly and hopes that they walking through the back, I go, God, it smells like piss.

Just like really badly in hopes that they all get the message, but I don't know if they have a recording. Can you set up a bullhorn and a motion detector? Is that any time you take a motion in their backyard? It just automatically pays a recording saying, oh, it smells like piss back here. I don't know, man. I don't know how to do.

That's like one of those loose, loose situations of being a grown up. Yeah. I think that's what that is. Yeah. Yeah, I know face to face is better, but like, I don't even know how to, like, hate nice to meet you.

I'll do it. That'll be my meeting. I'll pretend I live. I've been offering to do this for me. I will pretend I lived there. Okay. And I'll be like, I, every time I go out in my back garden, it stinks of your dog's piss

You could pretend you live like on the other side or something. Yeah Can I do it? That's pretty good because he's not my neighbor right? I'm like three meetings in my opinion. Yeah, and if I pull it up Then you You can go and be a little shit. No, I'll do it nicely. Mm. I'll put on polite. I'll do it. Okay. Put on polite, I think we're gonna put on polite clothes.

I thought that's a hero. Yeah, what do you want me to wear? Tail sticks, you know, top hat. Hello, good sir. You wear a Trevor face mask. Because I'm pretty sure we've seen them before, like physically, but we just never have talked or interacted. I don't know what to do, man.

I'll figure it out. I'll have an update at some point on the podcast, I'm sure. I think like in those situations, it would help also to like, because what stinks about this situation, literally is the law. It's the law. Yes, is the, like What is the actual solution?

If I were to go over to this person one on one, hey, your dog's pissed, really stinkin' up the backyard. It's hard for us to sit back there. Could you do X, Y, and Z, offering a solution? Or you know what I'm saying? My situation is it helps to have, hey, maybe we could work this out or do this if there was some kind of like,

yeah, I thought about trying to offer a solution, but then I don't know if it's like, you're acting like they're dumb by saying you should do this idiot. Well, it's more of just like, hey, like, we're all neighbors here. We're just like hoping that we enjoy our outdoor space and we can't because of this.

And like, maybe if if you they use it you just like wash it down every time if you want to keep it there but I don't know man I don't know what to do. It's such strong smell. In chat here, Alfredo's Nipple had a great suggestion for what Gavin should wear when doing this. Alfredo's Nipple. Said you feel where the nose cost you to really drive the point home.

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I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell everything. I smell it in person, Bob. Yeah. Because I thought about this a lot because it's been a while that's been going on and I even typed up something that I felt really comfortable with. That I was, even in the letter I was gonna say, hey, try to knock on your door and typed up this letter in case we missed you, but not actually knock on the door.

I feel like the modern way to do it would be to bitch on next door. That was the best of next door post about someone who wanted all of their neighbors to close their windows while they cooked meat because they were vegan. Oh God. And they thought the smell of cooking meat was offensive. Cooking meat. You having wistful daydreams on there? Yeah, that sounds so good. Yeah, I just don't know what the solution is. Yeah, I don't know what the solution is either. Yeah, don't know what the solution is either.

Yeah, I think you got a face to face. And I'm 50-50 and whether or not you offer a suggestion or... But even just like maybe moving where they have the grass to the other side. So it's not close to us. We have an interview, you're checking the problem to someone else, aren't you? Yeah, but then when they complain, it buys some time, like until the other people... Here's the ultimate solution. Just move.

Honestly, it's probably what I do. Yeah. Getting yourself in a very like Larry David Curb your enthusiasm side Feldy situation like, well, I just got to move. That's all there is to it. Burn the house down. Yeah.

Collect the insurance money. Go on the lamb true true scorched earth. Yeah. In other news, if any of you guys know someone selling a place. I think there's a few around town. Just a few in Austin. Who knows? It's going to be that time of year. Open house season. Open house. I love open houses. I have me too. Also, I thought about, I've thought about getting my license to be a realtor just so I can like get into houses that are listed for sale just to see if I could let myself into see houses. Not actually work on selling them to anybody

or anything like that just so you get. Just so I could be like, oh, I like I see listings like that house looks cool. I wonder what it's like. Yeah, that was wondering like does he have to meet a minimum of like you have to sell at least one house in five years the way they revoke it. I mean, you go like like I don't think you have to like

sell a house like. Can I sell myself a house like this my own house and rebuy it from myself. Pay myself three percent commission. Look at myself a deal. It's all the same money. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

It's your time. Don't look behind the curtain. All right. Well, let's wrap this podcast up. Oh, I got you to do. I got the post this podcast up. Oh, please. We got you to do. We got the post show to do. Oh, I forgot to mention something.

I actually do want to mention this before we go. We recorded our first episode of Black Box Down, the playing crash podcast. Who was on it? The people have to tune in and find out. Cool. It'll come out April 16th. We're going to see we an audio podcast and come on podcast platforms everywhere. April 16th. We're gonna, it's gonna be an audio podcast

and come on podcast platforms everywhere. That's that lower third set. Why is it so far away? We have to record a bunch. It takes a lot of research to get them done. And so it takes. But there's the pilot episode, no pun intended. Yeah, if you're a person like why not now?

And out sit like two weeks before. So people could get excited, maybe. Well, because I'm excited because we just recorded one. I was talking about it. Marketing didn't tell me to do it It was me like hey, I want to talk about it. Yeah, that's just the last ages away Day five four years before it came out so just putting that out there all right, that's it for real now. Oh, what's your guys next time? Bye? I'm going to play the guitar. I'm going to play the guitar. I'm going to play the guitar. I'm going to play the guitar.

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