Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin's Porta Potty Proposal - #404

Episode Date: November 29, 2016

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we'll do the rest of my sweater says, it says straight out of North Pole. So I just wanted to show you that it says that. That's what it says. Bragg about it. I'm Gus. Right, I'm Gavin. I'm Brandon.

I'm, I'm Gus. So Gavin is under the assumption that I talk to Brandon differently than I talked to anybody else You have like you angry 50% less patience when it comes to Brandon It is Brandon wrapped his cord like he flung the arm the wrong way and you're like Brandon You're killing me look at what you're doing This is my first time in the set, and I love him. It's very nice, but this is a whole new arm system.

It's not clear which way it goes. They can't arm us before they were in front of our bodies. Yeah, and I just did this. Rrrrr. You saw the 70? No. Before you go married? No.

So he was turning it the wrong way to where the cord was winding up and looked like it was about a snap. About five seconds before we're gonna go live, the last thing I wanted to happen is to have you fucking tear that XLR out. I feel like you wouldn't have any one else. You would have gone, no, no, I spent it the other way. The brand is a different story. We had a meeting this morning.

Brand. That's a two-pointed. You killed it. I was on a show career. Don't you work in production? I'm starting to realize I am actually really mean to him. morning. We were at a meeting and we were at a big Comments room table. I guess Brandon had walked in before me and he was talking with someone Then I walked in and Brandon shit was just all over the table taking up like four seats

No, it was like one and a half seats. No one else was in the room And I was like Brandon. What the fuck are you taking up enough space? You're like, oh, sorry about that Then you move like one thing off the table Yeah, so I could sit down There's just one of those faces should be for me. You're gonna be like Okay barely one and a half because nobody was in the room and I was like I guess I have time here and Then you saw me going in the room. You're like oh Brandon's going in the room now. I better go to what now I just got my

Yeah, I'm going there. I saw dude Laying claim to space is important Right now in the studio in stage five Animation department has moved out so it's kind of weird. It's kind of like when you go into a Shopping mall now in modern American society and it's like half the stores are empty So it's like since animation moved out a week ago That space hasn't been like repurposed yet, although I gotta tell you,

it's one of like the hottest political battles right now at the company. People are jockeying for that space. You wanna know like the inside information about what's going on at Ruestriot Heath, it is all about claiming where you're gonna sit now that there's been a restructuring. It is the first thing I hear in the morning.

Yeah. It is the last thing I hear as I'm walking out the door. We are serious business about it. So here's, and it always starts small. This conversation with me, it got floated to me. Just, it's like a little, it's oh by the way. It's kind of like, we had this little big long hour meeting. Then the last 30 seconds, it's like, it's like, oh, you know, this was really good.

So I think we got a good plan for the next quarter Everything's looking fantastic, but now what you feel if you move out your office and we made it a competition Okay, we'll talk we'll meet next week I was like what was the last part what was the last part about me not having? Is that how the meeting is ending? You're having seen the floor plan, man. Yeah, I heard I heard I haven't seen it now I have to go request it That Bernie's get kicked out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's just gonna be. It's a working program. It's a working program. You guys can have it. We're not allowed to tell you. We had a sign in NDA before they left. I was just seeing the floor open.

I didn't even work in this building, I didn't care. It's weird to walk in and just see all the open space. I feel like I guess I can just sit down here, but I'm like, is this some kind of trap? I kind of miss the busyness of it. Like I thought I would love it, because it's like, there's no one ever in the bulk now. There's no line for coffee.

Food line is really short. There's ice in the ice maker. Yeah, there's no line for a coffee. Food line is really short. There's ice in the ice maker. Yeah, it's just kind of like dead. The problem is that it reminds me of the old job I used to have that underwent layoffs, like that's what it ruined. Like the final plus. It's a weird mentality, because it makes you feel like it's enormous growth,

but because it's an empty space, it doesn't feel like it. There's just like boxes of equipment, and you're like, it's kind of sad, and you think, maybe something happened and something bad is going on. It's exactly opposite of the way you should be feeling because it's like the company's going through this incredible growth.

But you see an empty space and you're like, oh, this used to be filled with people. It's just a weird feeling. Yeah. I actually went over there last week with Michael because we were determined to use the space for a dumb video like a versus, you know, how we did the RC cars all around here.

We got to try and think about that. RC cars, you mean that when you did the officers? Oh, we did that too. Yeah. We did RC cars as well. So we were walking around and I saw your little segue thing let up against the wall. Yeah, yeah.

And I was like, oh, I'm quite good on this. Watch this. I have my coffee in my hand. Michael's like, you're gonna die. I don't have my phone on me. Don't do anything because we're not gonna be able to film it. And I was like, I'll just write it around.

Got on it, went forwards, sort of tried to go to the right. Realized I was still on it backwards. It went left. I like flung up upside down like a stepped on a banana and poured coffee all over myself. It was amazing. I fell off within about three seconds. Nope.

No Michael didn't have his phone. Yeah. It's bad. He was right. I shouldn't have got on it. I ate immediate shit. Best argument for having security cameras in the studio that I've ever heard.

Like, we had that security camera. We're in trouble, but yeah, let's just get some nests. So something. We should. I got four if you want. We got some local version that is online. Too much NDA stuff, we can't do that. Yeah, fucking security company wouldn't install those.

So there's an invasion of privacy or something. Yeah. That's one of the un an invasion of privacy or something. Yeah. That's what the unwritten rules of Versa G is. We don't do hidden camera stuff. We have done hidden camera stuff, like the blame thing. But it's like every time we do it, it's like a massive exception. The scorpion thing.

And I swear I'm never gonna do it again. What? The scorpion thing. The scorpion thing, I didn't like that when they did the scorpion thing. I don't like hidden camera stuff. Nah. I don't like it.

Well, people to be able to be comfortable in the office. They need to get better hiding cameras. Yeah, I found mine immediately. You're also, you're also getting, you're a very observant person. So you're a bad person to do it too. The first thing that I think of when something feels slightly amiss is like, is someone filming?

I just look for cameras. Don't be like that for the rest of your life. Because you've come from a British land of like CCTV. It's like a warm blanket. You can pull over yourself like, oh, I'm being watched, everything's okay. You know who kicked ass on the Segway? Little mini writer?

Zachary? He killed it. Like he just jumped on that thing. We're kind of, some of us are kind of convinced that he has one and just acted like he didn't because he got on the thing And he was like a natural on it, which it's very intuitive and it's easy to pick up But he usually takes like maybe like a minute two before people get comfortable most of the time People like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and they go he just jumped on it was spinning and then zip-dolph on it

I was like all right, is it in this building? Yeah, it's over there. I tried to get on it earlier And I tried for about five seconds. I thought no, I can see myself. Let's get it. So Brandon can try. I have a problem. I needed for a production and I set it there and it's got like two bars left of charge. I can't find the charger. What's the charger for it? What? What's the connector? It's just a thing. USB-C. It's like a breakout box with like a little like a little, you know, the little roundy plug that goes like a laptop, go on those roundy plugs. Is it the same voltage on it?

Well, I can't find it. So, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm sorry. On the actual, no, I don't know. I haven't got to the point where I thought about replacing it. I wish every product can't be found. I wish every product came with like three AC adapters. Just so you could pull them everywhere you need them, like at home at work.

Just so you never lose one. That's my, I would be happy they just all were labeled what they were for. Yeah. So when you get like one of these DC plugs and you're like, it's this Asian power device. Like what is that? Yeah. That's where let's see. What's that?

Is it? Yeah. That's exactly what that's for. I mean, it's a generic name. It's like put the name of the product that it goes with on the, on the, on the whole point is that they can be for a wide variety of products. I got recently got a new thing for the vlog that I was testing.

The company makes my drone, which by the way, Iranian interesting problem today. I'll talk about this again, I'll figure if I can talk about it in a second. But the company makes my drone is DJI. And they make a stabilizer for a mobile phone. So I have a stabilizer that's for my DSLR, but it's massive, it's hard to pack.

It's a much smaller stabilizer that I can just look at my iPhone too and walk around and do this stuff with. It's got the weirdest power cable that I've ever seen my life. It's USB to stereo mini. USB to stereo, like an 8-inch stereo jack, like a headband.

No, an 8-inch one, yes. It's the small one with like the three bands on it. Like it's a microphone headset. Yeah. You know, it's got- That seems dangerous. That's weird, man. You can drink it off inside of the phone.

Like what if you plugged it in the headphones on something? Yeah, no, it's got, it had like stickers all over it. Do not plug this cable into anything else. Robin, why make it that? It doesn't make any sense to me. Cause it would blow it. Yeah, it would totally blow it. Blow it so hard.

It could blow it good. It might, I don't, well I can't hook up my iPhone to it. I don't know, I don't know, I'm joking. I think you can, you can talk about what you wanted to if you speak in broad terms. Okay, so I was gonna try to fly my drone today because we were doing some fun stuff. We're about to start productions on 11 Little Roosters.

And I wanted to include that as part of the vlog. And I was like, do you like fun little drone shots for part of the vlog if I have time to do it? And I got my super portable Mavic drone back after I smashed it into the wall. $280 of the damage by the way. I think I got off light. So you should change your tile of that video, too.

I did $280 of that. That was a good damage. That was a good one. That would make my life easier. So people would come after me so hard. It's like, you know, it is an expensive piece of equipment, but I've also had a fender bender in my car in my life. That's a way more expensive anyway, I'm subjustifying this.

So I got the drone back. I went to go fly it today. I booted up the software on my phone, because that's how it connects to it, to do it. And the GPS said, this is now currently a temporary no fly zone. And I think it's because there's a major movie now that's in one of the stages here.

And I think that they set up a no fly zone with the FAA for drones because, without going too much into it, there's a really popular director that's got a sci-fi movie. And so pictures of the set and stuff like that would be a big deal. I can't do that.'t know this was a game. I've seen that for like Game of Thrones also

where you'll see like when they're filming like drone shots of it. So it makes total sense that they would be able to set up a different game. I'm surprised Apple hasn't done that around there. UFO building then. Cause people keep flying drones over that thing. I assume they don't have anything secret going on.

I still in their construction. So could they shoot it down without getting in trouble? I don't think we got to do that. I have a dark place with it really fast. No, I'm saying, you know what's in here. But they could shoot it down and reimburse you for it. There is a case right now of a guy who shot down a drone that his neighbor flew over his land,

and he just shot it out of the sky. I'm just actually considered, I don't know if they've settled it. It was a few months ago. I don't know if they have settled it, but it was supposed to be this landmark case of like, what are the rights? Can you just fly your fucking drone over somebody else's property? So, you own airspace?

You own I think up to a certain altitude. Yeah, we talked about this one. This is like how high does he or probably? October 28th, 2015, Judge Rool's man had right to shoot down drone over his house. There you go. So does that mean you're a go at this point? Wow.

Anyone can just pop up a note fly zone. Like if you didn't want people flying over your house, could you? Because eventually drones then, are gonna be navigating the small narrow tunnels where you actually can fly. Yeah, yeah, I think it's an interesting problem because I do think it's a growing industry.

We're gonna see more and more of these. I think ironically, what's gonna keep people from flying like recreational drones is not the FAA with airplanes or property rights and all this stuff. I think what's going to happen is we're going to have a lot of commercial drones like delivering shit like Amazon pizza and stuff like that. And then we'll be told oh you can't fly drones because you'll get in the way of the drones. So it's like it's like a space but for a smaller vehicle.

Yeah like a license the actual physical airspace. Don't know. So the first thing I'll do is block all the recreational users. Yeah they'll just have to develop some kind of autonomous air traffic control where the drones can communicate with each other to determine right away. Yes, SkyNet literally. Fifth element stuff. It is funny though when you see like, I was watching, I think I was watching one of the Star Wars movies. And they showed traffic in the sky and it's all in lanes.

And that always seems silly to me. But I guess it makes sense. But it'd be weird if like I want to fly there but I got to get down there and they take a right to get there it just doesn't make any sense to me What planes work kind of like they have like not at all They're like basically here. No, no, no, no, no, this how do planes work? What is that? Well So you're a pilot mr Mr. Farmingheni.

You're cleared for takeoff from Austin. Yeah, you have like your flight plan. You're like, all right, I know, I gotta get to this. I'm gonna get to this altitude when I'm going this direction. You can't just go any altitude based, you gotta know like what the specific altitude is for the direction you're going to go. Pretty much flying straight line to where you want to go. Once you get close to your destination, you want to land at a specific point.

They do control the traffic there, but it's like 1% of the journey. Yeah. They actually do have routes, Brandon is right there. They do have routes, but it's not like I gotta go to Houston from Austin, take a left to get to Dallas.

I still fly to fucking Dallas. Right, but on the way to Dallas, there are corridors that you have to add here to. I get it. When they come back west to east, they follow the jet stream and stuff like that. I know that they do that. Of course, they also take the most efficient route as well.

That makes sense what I'm saying is like, if I'm in a city and I can see where I'm supposed to go and I'm in a flying car, how does it make sense to go down and then take a right like that? That's why they're never, yeah, it defeats the purpose of having the flying car. That's why you're never gonna happen. The lanes in air traffic are different

than the lanes in regular like ground traffic. Well, only if there were that many planes, it would be different, but. Did you get hit in that huge traffic jam that was today? They shut down one of our freeways today. What did it? What happened?

Why? There's an accident, big accident. Two semi-trucks hit. And it was, they shut down 71 for like three hours. Damn, what? Yeah. It seems like that happens frequently around here. Semi-trucks hitting each other.

Those are just shut stuff down. They shut, they shut, that remember that we talked about the, anyway we talked about it up. We'll bring it up again. Okay. They shut down the freeway for just like, seemingly no reason.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Stuff, stuff, city of Austin loves shutting stuff down, especially if it's like for a festival, like South Spy, stuff like that, stuff. So city of Austin loves shutting stuff down, especially if it's like for a festival like South by stuff like that RTX. Hey, that's how we learned that we can shut down Congress Avenue to shoot day five. That was insane. I can't believe that was legal Well, we had an office that was on The other thing is legal if you pay enough for it. Well, that's you started

No, not even and what's enough though? So you worked at the Congress office. That was the first office Uh, we had where you what employee number were you bringing? Seven another topic of another hot topic. I don't know what ever number. I don't want to start a thing. How could you be six? Yes, and I count Jason wasn't Nathan six Nathan would have been seven Jason would have been six really? No Jason would have a look at looks go back Jason would have been six. Really? That Jason would have been five. No, Jason would have been five. Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, Jason would have been five. Nathan would have been six,

Joel technically would have been six. Yes. So you know how to make, you or Jack eight. Fond swear. I can check. I mean, I think it's on an old pace, though. Cause no one, cause everybody cares about that. Oh, well, I might have started the,

and technically I guess Dan worked at the company for like a day. Oh, like, like, like an hour. That was, yeah, he was going pretty great. He was like, yeah, forget this business. I'm like, come and, this seems hard. Yeah, that's back in the days when you, a desk would have been in like the,

the cubby for the washing machine. Well, I think he was at the counter of the kitchen. Yeah, I think you're right. Oh, that's where he was at. That's where he was at. Yeah, like you kept putting like shit on my desktop wallpaper. That's where, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was to do that all the time. That's where I think I think you're right. I think you're right. That's where you use that. That's where you can put in like shit on my desktop wallpaper. That's where yeah, yeah, yeah, you used to do that all the time. That's where I think you you set up our YouTube account on that counter. I did. I emailed YouTube and I said can we have recited

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Thank you brain tree for sponsoring this episode of the podcast. So Gavin, you suggested every product coming with multiple power supplies, right? And just like separating them, like different places. It's my strategy with wedding rings. This is actually like one of five wedding rings that I own. I lose them?

Oh yeah. So I got one of my car, one in one probably can put at work, a couple at home. His girlfriend has one. And they're all Amazon, they're like 12 bucks. Why don't you just wear it? What kind of ring you got? Why you got this problem?

Cause I'm gonna lose it. You'll lose it if you're wearing it. I don't understand that logic. It's gonna fall off, I'm gonna put it somewhere. I'm not gonna put it, I'm gonna put it like. Why can't you just keep for a home? And when you lose one, go home and get it. Why do you need one immediately?

Is it a tragedy if you're not wearing your ring for like half an hour? Well, I don't know. It's better to come home with a ring on. Then they come home and like, why's your ring not on? What's the image we just saw? Is that a note from your wife? Yeah, I tweeted that because she bothers her a lot when I don't wear it. And I haven't been wearing it that much. So she put a very, very large note next to my, on the table next to the bed.

I'm just a voter-assized. You know what I find interesting about the marriage ring situation is that women wear a ring starting much sooner than men. Like men don't wear anything when they're engaged. So I think that's probably why it's a bigger deal to her. It's like, look, I've been wearing this engagement ring for how long?

Oh, she's like a year and two months. You're in two months? It's not for her. It's she just wants other women to know that this, this D is no longer available. Yeah, you, I mean, you are in high demand. I don't want her. You're like fucking hot property.

I was like, you sure this, you look good at the in high demand. I was like a hot property. I was like you sure this looks good at the moment I don't think you you should is not gonna make people like you know Want me more? Yes, see because it's like oh look that's not available not you been a track of people yeah fair enough That's what I met let's go back to that picture. I want to see what brands night sand looks like No, you might take a second pull it up You had so you had a little pop figure in. What is that? Is that grandma of Tarcan?

Or is that Hodor? That's Hodor. Why, why the, the, ah, is capital? Ah, not that R and your. Oh, never mind. Do you have a cat? I have a dog. We have a dog and she sheds a ton.

I can see the shed, she sheds nonstop. And it's like, you go to the groomer and they're like, all right, can we have $30 to do a shedding treatment? You're like, sure, and then she gets home and just sheds a little bit. You should buy a Firminator brush. Hablin. I don't wanna do that.

What's a Firminator? I bought it and then I was like, man, I just assumed by the name of this, it would be some kind of more automatic system. It's just like a special brush that gets to the undercoat and pulls out all the loose hair Yeah, I gotta got him like you don't want to brush your dog It fixes the problem

That's what they do they firminate her but like even when she comes home It's still like so you don't want to pay $30 to them You could pay $30 to the store one time and get the brush to do it yourself I've done both of those things but I still won't brush it because I did as I'm like penny and I looked at each other We're like we don't want to do it yourself. I've done both of those things, but I still won't brush it because I did it as I'm like, Penny and I looked at each other and we're like, we don't want to do this. Dogs love it. Dogs love being brushed. Really?

Here's your try again. Yeah, just try again. The thing is it pulls her hair and it like, I feel it and it's like, I feel like it hurts her. Yeah, but she's been through a lot. She had a bunch of lube. She did. I don't know about you.

She ate a bunch of lube. So, I wanna go back to this part of that because I know something else or two. He's been through a lot. She had a bunch of loob. She did. A bunch of loob. She ate a bunch of loob. So I wanna go back this photo though, cause I know something else or two. And the reflection of the lamp on the base, I noticed, this is your side of the bed, right? Yeah. So I noticed there's window right there

to the side of the bed on this side. Or is that a flash from the camera? No, yeah, behind the door. It's like the blinds. I can see the blinds. So you sleep on the window side of the bed. You don't sleep on the door side of the room? Oh, not my choice.

Really? Yeah. So if you're laying in bed, you're on the left side. I'm on the left side. And like, I sleep on my left side. So it's like, every time I go to bed, I'm like, all right, goodbye. And you're off, you're facing the whole door.

You would hold the same side? I always like, I'm only on my left side. Huh, I sleep on my right side. Okay, I sleep on my left, however the hell side as cool and comfortable. Wait a minute. You talk about side of your body or side of the bed. I'm talking about the side of his body.

Okay, if you sleep on a different side of the bed every night, that's anarchy. Like, I couldn't imagine that. Yeah, I mean, how you're positioned in bed. I assume I changed like 80 times a night too. You just like lay in one position. I don't know, I mean, like, I don't know, bot. I don't watch a video tape on myself at night,

but I usually fall asleep on my left side. That's like, oh, wake up in different positions, but I will fall asleep in one. And before fall asleep, I may toss a turn a little bit, but if I move, I know I'm like, this is, I'm not gonna fall asleep this way, this is just temporary. I love to fall asleep on my back there.

Like the feeling of those off while you're laid straight back is much more relaxing than any other position. You know what's a feeling I love? I love falling asleep with something in my hand. And like, did you get to that point where you drop it? Like, and that's when you're asleep. And did you say, I wake up for like half a second, I'm like, oh, I'm super asleep right now.

Then I go back to bed. I don't know why. It's like, if I'm ever like doing something and I'm about to fall asleep and I have some in my hand, I just like hold it. What kind of stuff have you got? I'm scared of like a phone. It's my phone.

What's going to happen if I have a baby? Yeah. Drop the baby. Drop the baby. I'm scared of like a phone. It's my phone. It's gonna happen if I have a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drop the baby. Drop the baby. I'm so afraid. I'm gonna be fine. I'm afraid I'm gonna leave it in the car. Oh, that's a legitimate concern.

You should be worried about that. I am a guy who will absolutely. You should be very worried about that. I don't know if that works. We were bold of water. Yeah. That's one of the things when I bring here that story, it's like, people get very mad at the parent,

which I totally get. At the same time, it's like, I know nobody left their kid in the car on purpose. It's just like, that's one of the things whenever I hear that story. It's like, people get very mad at the parent, which I totally get. At the same time, it's like, I know nobody left their kid in a car on purpose. It's just like, that's gotta be fucking, just it's a horrible mistake. Like a gaff, you know what I mean? It's just like with such huge, huge impact on your life. Yeah, and it's never like, you know,

they're at a crack house getting high. It's, they want to work and they didn't realize they had a kid in the morning and they were supposed to take him to a daycare. Yeah, remember that dentist years ago, he went to the office to pick up something on a Saturday and had his kid in the car and then while he's in there, somebody busted him with a broken tooth

and had to go into emergency surgery. It's like, I mean, I can see how you would forget my kid is sitting in the car. Yeah, just awful, awful. No, so what happened to the kid? Kid died. Oh, yeah, it's terrible dude. It's terrible.

I don't remember that one, if the kid died. Human children are very poorly made. Go on. Just saying, like, look how dependent humans are, like children are, for so long, compared to like a lot of other animals. Animals just plop out and walk around. A human baby can't even lift his head up.

How do I evolve that way? I have a new god child and I was like holding it. They're like, no, no, no, give me like 10 different instructions on how to support it. I'm like, just get this thing. I just, I can't hold this. But it's insane. And it's like, it's the mortality rate of animals as high.

Like kids can die in a cot, in a a crib if you have them wrong, right? Just if they lie wrong or suffocate yourself. They don't really know what causes that? How about SIDS? Yeah, yeah, they don't really know. There's like lots of different ways to approach it, like laying the kid flat on their back. You know, but it's just one of those things

that just, but I assume a baby giraffe doesn't have a just die of sleeping. I saw a poor boy. It'll get me in maybe. Giff on Reddit, which was like an antelope giving birth and the calf was about halfway out. And then all of a sudden the mother antelope like gets up and runs away, baby pops out and you're like,

what the hell? And then a cheetah just comes up and like lays down like with paws around the new calf. And the calf is like shaking it off and looking around. It's like how fucking short is that animal's life? It literally as soon as it's born, it's eaten. What a great day for that cheetah though. It's like fresh real.

Yeah. The boulders still soft. The things like, come on, I literally just got born. You just watched me get born. Right. Give me a second. It's something about that like nature's brutal, I know, but there was just something about that

that I was just like, this is always depressing and horrible. So what makes to see so much worse is you're not just looking like left and right, something you come from above or below and eat you. Yeah, and that's it. Yeah, Josh ruined me. I'm always imagining something coming straight up at me.

I'm gonna go chomp. Straight in your nibblets. Yeah, the sea is terrifying. Like if you really stop and think about it. What is fucking empty too? Like there's really, you go in the sea and there's nothing around. Like you can see for, you know, it feels like miles and there's just nothing, you know?

It's empty. It's empty. Now it's like, where animation used to be? What's, yeah, that's exactly right. A lot of grows in the ocean. It doesn't feel like it So you're you know, you're talking about your wedding ring. You're you're very recently married Marcus has the best wedding ring by the way and what is it? He fashioned a ring out of a meteorite That's pretty cool. Yeah, he made his own wedding ring I think I saw someone do that on red it once was that him might have been

That's not supposed about that years ago, I thought. I went to your wedding. Thank you so much. I got to, I'm gonna make fun of you, so don't thank me now. I gotta say, there was a period in the wedding where you had to repeat after the priest in Spanish and people were laughing.

Oh, I'm laughing. I'm so sorry. It was so rough. We were all laughing. I was laughing for a minute. It was so rough. We were all laughing. You didn't practice? No. You really only told me about it once, and then I forgot. I assumed that when he's like repeat after me,

it would be slow and enunciated, but he was just like, and he knew I didn't speak English. Sorry. He knew I didn't speak Spanish, and it wasn't like repeat after me. Don't day, it's the Labbaby Luteca. We would have been there forever. I'm not even asking why it was like.

It's your wedding. I'm just as an example. That's what I thought. I always go to the library. And he was just super fast and then super quiet. And then there was a choir in the background. And I wanted to like look over and tell them to shut up. I'm grating your way.

But we were laughing in the priest. Shut up, singers. The priest was laughing and I was turning around all the polo side. They were all laughing. Check two cards. I knew the worse. Every time somebody told me that it wasn't that bad, I knew, oh my god, it was that much worse. My aunt was the only one who came up to me and said you suck

It was bad. Yeah, I think I had a mean tweet about it. It was funny though. I replied to it I would think you were like I would never want I hope my life is never dependent I'm Brandon saying one intelligible sentence in Spanish Like that that would be it for me my reply was Me too. Yeah, you should play low-piss. I'm not gonna watch the video of it ever. Yeah, don't do that. You can relive the humiliation anytime you want to in your head. Yeah, then the priest made fun of you in Spanish, which was even better.

Did he really? Good, man. Did you imagine if you was like a hard-ass Catholic priest? It would have been way worse. I think it was kind of nice. I don't remember it's a bit of a way, so it's something like a... Alright, we've tortured Brandon enough making him speak Spanish. Yeah, it sounds like nice guy. Yeah, I feel like he was super cool. If it's like the bride or the groom, you know, it'll allow to make fun of him.

No, go ahead. Really? My thing was like, if people are starting out the night with the laugh, I mean, good need a night. All right. It's that play. And it's like, yeah, I can take it, it's at my expense. And it's my fault.

I should have practiced that. Has your life changed, Alston, you've been married now? No. Pretty much the same. We guys live together before. Yeah, we live together before. We've been living together. I mean, unofficially, basically since we started dating.

So like, almost three years. No, no difference. Just like going home and that was it. Have you guys tried sex yet? We're still still kind of planning, still kind of waiting. Yes, we did have sex. That was like all the honeymoon was,

was just like no touristy shit or barely anything, just hanging out. That's too much information. I just volunteered. Where'd you guys go? That's the problem with being married now. I'm worried. To Lune, Mexico, it's like two hours out of cancun. Two hours out of cancun. I think Austin's two hours out of cancun. I get literally beaches about anywhere. Yeah, a dry, a dry, a dry. Yeah, two hour drive out of cancun and it was like

super chill. The hotel was up on the rocks, so you're right on top of the water, because I don't do beach shit. I don't, not a beach guy. I don't like sand. Get's everywhere. Get's everywhere. I don't want to go in the water. I don't know what's in the water.

Thank you. And we just like four or five days of just like eating non-stop. And it was in Mexico. The drink, the drink, the party. So everything was like super, oh my god. I had like, probably in the four days, I I don't like 20 peanut colladas. That's nice And they brought them to me and I was like trying to save face

I was like can I get a double shot or rum because they were laughing at me every time I order Yeah, I was like I can do I can do a double shot of Really just load it up and it's like you can't laugh at me. I'm coming to this, you know, I'm on the beach here I should be able to order a peanut collada. Lafrey And it's like you can't laugh at me. I'm coming to this, you know, I'm on the beach here. I Should be able to order a peanut collada laugh free. No, no, absolutely They're kind of I don't worry about it. I'll drink a peanut coll on the beach Sweet, let's go to the beach hang out and we'll get some peanut colladas. You know, I love about the beach I feel like it can run really fast on the beach just in that in that bit of water That is really thin and it's sort of solidified the sand a little bit. I feel like I run faster on that than any other stuff.

I've never had that experience. You feel like you run faster than that? Yeah, because you're kicking up sand too, and it's like, it makes a cool sound. I'm sure it's really slow in comparison to the land. I like the sound effects. And there's more wind out there, because you're at the beach, so it's like rushing by.

I just feel like, woo! So what I always love is whenever we travel and we end up going to Canada or any regular country that has the metric system and you get on a treadmill at the hotel gym and it's in kilometers and not miles. It's like fucking running 12 kilometers an hour. Look at me, I'm like in Polina. You see that 12?

I never see a 12 in the speed. Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Did you have a seatbelt? Do rarely, I'll do sprints for right before the amazing race I was doing sprints and I was sprinting 10 to 12 miles an hour.

Have you ever just turned it up as fast as it can go and try to run? I think it goes to 12, I think it's the highest it would go. But like, I could do 12, I could do like an eighth of a mile, which is like half a lap around a track. I mean, that's like hauling fucking ass. So, it's been a while since I've done that. So, I did like the sprinting stuff. What's up? This was Marcus' album I've seen.

The guy who made his own ring out of meteorite. I really had to realize it was Marcus. This is a fucking picture of him. He's on Reddit. He's on Imager. Oh, it's totally. Imager. Is that what you say?

Yeah. Imager. Imager. Imager. What fucking planet are you from? I mean, I spout himger. It is? But everyone knows that you don't say that way.

Everybody says that. Puzzle press columns? That was my- Don't worry, Bernie, I'm on your side. Do you say himger? Hold on. I've never said it out loud. I just say it in my head.

Because you're definitely wrong. You kept saying espresso this morning. Yeah, but I knew it's ES. I just, in my head, in my head, it didn't sound like I was saying, espresso. Like, if I would have spelled it, I would have put E, X, D, R, E, S, E, O. So confidently, I thought, maybe he's talking about a drink

that is a registered trademark called, espresso. Let's go with that. I mean, Why are you braining the benefit of that? Yeah, you'd never give, He was so confident in the stupidity. How did you have so many bad interactions with Brandon

in one day? Because we spent five minutes together. And it was not five minutes. It was like less than 90 seconds. It was really like 90 seconds. So here's the problem that probably dust experiences more than anybody else. Now that there's way less people in this building, like we went from like, what do you think about 125 people in this building to about 40?

Mm. Fort maybe. Maybe 40? Yeah. Yeah. We might have like 25. Yeah, 20, 20, 25 and 40. It's a very big building. So it's like you run into people occasionally, but as a result of not seeing people all that often, when you see people, it's kind of a bigger deal. So there's more of an obligation to stop and have a chat because it's like, oh, there's

and here's another person. When there was, you know, 150 more people here and we're walking around, you're like, hey, yeah, you're like, you're like, you're like, wave it, people are not or whatever. You can't really do that now when you're like, well, approaching each other for like a minute. And then it's like you feel like you have to have some kind of interaction. Is that you feel that way? Yes, I guess, but I walk,

I specifically walk past in the building to avoid human interaction. Do you really? Yeah, I know, like, we're the least possible chance of running to people. You're pretty close to an exit. Like, you do go out for that. Yeah, but I can't come in that door, which is a pain in my ass.

Do you just walk the filings? Yes, I walk the fire. I'm just running to a void. Which a pitch black. And there's some lights. Yeah? Because breaks up as I Is is the area up for grabs until it's decided for example it just plan a flag like the

Oklahoma land rush can I rent one of those bouncy castles and just play and play on like a day yeah I will give you if I can get in the bounce cancel you have permission to do that let's do it with note you said you're doing it and I'm gonna be in it that's all that's the whole agreement. All right. Was it the, there's this place in Austin. I think it was, was it a pinata place or a bouncy castle place that got shut down in East Austin? It's like the ultimate gentrification story, where the, the, the least holder who'd been there forever, they were leasing this place and the landlord was like, nope, you're gone. Like it was in a day,

according to many people broke every possible covenant when it comes to leasing property, kicked out this piñata place, and then replaced it with like the most hipstery thing you can imagine. Which is a coffer shop with cats. They revoked the lease, they're like overnight bulldoze the building.

Yeah. So that there was no like recourse, there was no way to protect it. Because the building. Yeah. So that there was no like recourse. There was no way to put this because the building was gone. Right. And then they built a cafe with cat. With cat. Which in the cat cafes defense was not their fault. Not in the lease.

They just happen to be there. And they're the subject of a lot of hate as a result of that, even though they had nothing to do with it. All the pinnacle offense. Yeah, this happened to be there. That's absolutely the strison effect though. Because the only reason I know that this cafe exists in Austin is because people are protesting it constantly Processing people who just like started a business and rented a property that was available and then they there's a there It is yeah, it's cats in it right. Yeah, and I think they did a crowdfunding thing to get that thing started

Even it looks like such a brand new East Austin building too. Like they knocked down like some old, probably 100 year old building and they build like this little thing, but then all those Euroscaping out front is just like, it just feels like so East Austin to me. Yeah, they had a Kickstarter. What was this?

How'd they do? They raised $62,000. Not bad. How many cats is that by? All the cats you can want cats are free man. They're just walking down the street. Yeah, but those are like shitty cats. Yeah, I don't know. I just adopted a street cat really. Yeah, you didn't learn your life. There's the Bulldoze it. That's really I mean it looks like they bulldozed it with stuff in it That's really I mean, it looks like they bulldozed it with stuff in it

Well like all the inventory was in it what They really had to let they should you find out where the landlord is and protest the landlord for what are you supposed to do with Pinyatus They fulfilled their destiny. I would until he walked with them to like the net like overnight They bulldozed it and overnight before the next morning, I would've gone out there with a bunch of fucking candy and just thrown out. Like, that was it. I would've paid a bunch of kids to pretend to be dead in the rubble. Oh Jesus.

Jesus. Be horrifying. Be horrifying. Yeah, I would be horrifying. To horrifying even thought of it. To horrifying at a lot of levels. Speaking of horrifying, I went downtown this weekend. I know, I'm gonna say, I know this story.

Downtown's already horrifying. I tried to avoid that when I was possible on the weekend. Alright, go ahead again. I never go out anymore. I've never done it. But why do you think that you think people don't like you so many places? Is that what it is? Nah, just stop going out, stop drinking.

Mm-hmm. Ever since I moved out from Jeff's, we don't drink every day. So now whenever I get drunk, so whenever you're still in alcohol, like, you're drunk every night. No, no, I would drink most nights, but I was never drunk every night.

I'd have like one whiskey. That's not drinking. Are you drunk every night? Yeah. Every night you get drunk. Yes, I don't like being drunk Okay, I mean you're starting with horrible. I dislike it anyway So I was because I never drink anymore total lightweight. I was like, hey best best. Yeah, very cheap Especially whenever it was buying your drinks anyway, so we're out in this place It's one of those places where the bar itself was quite small, but the outdoor bit was massive loads of people

One of those portaportis in the back and I didn't actually bother looking inside to see if there was a What they called a porta-plata in the UK Plasty bog. Plasty bog? No, I wish I was Here we know where this went so I spotted it and I was like yeah, I'll go and go and take a nice leak That's a door didn't lock, but there was a line. Cheeky leaky. Cheeky leaky. That was a line for the bog. And it didn't lock, so everyone sort of knew that it didn't lock, because the person in front knew

that it didn't lock. So there wasn't any like- And you also watched the person go in. Yeah, you knew not to go in, because you just watched them go in, so it's like a magic trick. Yeah, so I was in line, there were like three or four people ahead of me, slowly got to the front, went in, whipped out, much on Thomas, started going.

Totally normal behavior normal behavior I was like I'm not worried about the door people just watch me walk in I've been peeing for about two seconds someone just barges in Flings the door open stands next to me. I'm like how do you stand next to someone in a porta-pie? Very very uncomfortably close, so I'm there sort of like what are you doing dude? I'm peeing here and he was like I just got it I got to do this in here. That's too many people around. I'm there, sort of like, what are you doing dude? I'm peeing here. And he was like, I just gotta do this in here. That's too many people around. I just gotta do this in here.

Whips out this little thing of cocaine, right? And then pull, like a little metal strip, does a line of coke. Off you dig. Nope. But within, you know, drip distance of little coke nugs could have landed on my penis. And I'm like, oh my god. I don't even know where to start

It's just livid at this guy it's like hey Like am I gonna get arrested if a cop comes in and sees you on coke with my penis out? Unquestionably they would not they wouldn't assume like the guy just walked in yeah, don't know him It was it's like like reported. Yeah, it was like there's totally normal thing Just I'm gonna do a line of coke next to a complete stranger. And I'm like, oh my God. And we're gonna explain this, how do you do it? Did it like this? With what?

He had like, it was like a little pot, and then they had had a thing on it. So he just pulls it out and it's got like coke on it. Yeah, okay. He'd like screwed around. And I'm like trying to figure out what's happening. He didn't say, I'm about to do a line. Right.

Which the polite thing to do. So he's doing that. And I'm like, I'm about to do a line. Right. Which the polite thing to do. So he's doing that and I'm like, I'm like, just speechless. I wrap up my piss. It's quite long. So real quick, has your stream, is it staying pretty steady there and all this? Or does it like, it's pretty steady?

I don't know how you accidentally turn a piss all over. Well, he would have got out of there. Yeah, so I finished up and then I went out and then he followed me out. It's not talked to me. Realized I was British and then I went out and then he followed me out and started talking to me. Realized I was British and was like, oh, British, huh? That means you're not circumcised. And I was like, I mean, you just saw my penis.

Why don't you look while we're in there? He didn't check you out. I don't think so. You're not circumcised? No. I'm from England. We've talked about this before. I'm from England and I'm not Jewish.

We might not have talked about it when Brain is on. Yeah, it comes up in the story. He's a gay man and he was like, you know, I've never sucked off an uncircumcised penis. You want to head back in there and I'll blow you and I was like, this is gone from zero to 100. It's so far. That's what Coke does, man.

And I, I'm not gonna be a such a question. If you say yes, I I want to take a story Let's assume Gavin says yes to this and he wants to get blown by the guy in the porta-party the plastic bug Do they have to wait in the lining yet? Can they go to the front so you guys just saw us we were just in there and now we both need to go back in I left my phone in there There was something we like both go and get it and in my head I'm like so blown away by the whole experience literally and I don't want to be rude Why would you want to be rude? I don't want to be like hey

You just you just splashed coke will I have my penis and be no so the way I phrased it was so weird I was I was like You know, I'm not into that at this point in my life, but you know maybe one day You know, I'm not into that at this point in my life, but you know, maybe one day I'd be into that like trying to make excuses. Did you really? I know that you are so brilliant. You're so brilliant. I'm telling you one moment, you're so brilliant. You know, I can't just feel like, no, I'm not gay. Right, instead I was like, I'm not quite ready. But you know, you see me around in like 10 years, ask me again.

Did you tell me? You took a range. I got a porta-body blotter. In 10 years time, let's meet back at this porta-body Well, I don't know how I'm gonna be if you still haven't blown anyone and I still haven't gotten blown We'll make a pact then ten years. We you we can blow each other It's experiences like that that totally made me wish I was gay there like it sounds like it'd be so fun Porta potty I don't weigh down the list of places. I don't think that's exclusively like a gay person thing Some chick could have gone in there done coconuts and I've never blown a dude is on circumsides

I guess I mean the chances of waste slimmer. I agree with Gavin They don't have like they don't have like gay confidence What's that what's not to dudes? It's not to dudes, right? What's not to do? Well, if you have a man and a woman If it's two guys, I think it's way more likely like hey, do you want to like you want to go blow each other in the porta-parts? Like fucking right. Yeah, so I'm from around here. I went very quickly from being very confused and very annoyed and then I immediately calm down and just had like a nice chat with him and then politely declined a blowjob and left. It was kind of flattering though. It feels good about yourself.

And I came back and I came back to the group and I was like, that was mental. I should calm down town more. Come on of the, although I have to say it's like, I think you experienced, that's a pretty extreme example, but you experienced what a lot of women experience

when they go out to bars. I get frustrated when I go out in groups with nice girls who feel like they have to put up with guys and it's like because then the rest of us kind of have to put up with this shitty guy who's like clearly she's clearly not interested, but she's not rude enough or she's too nice to say fuck off. I'm not interested. And so she's just being kind of evasive, but she clears more than you with a guy. So then I have to go over and tell the guy to fucking beat it basically or something.

I always appreciate it. I tell you what, I love going out with Barb because as you can imagine, Barbara gets approached a lot and she just like, she's very upfront with people. I've always appreciated that about Barbara. She's like, yeah, she doesn't like, I'm out with friends,

I don't really hear to meet anybody. She goes, so, okay, talk to you right now. They go again, she goes, she'll be like, hey, you need to take off. Like literally, people she doesn't know. Just say, if they don't get the message, she's very, very clear. Yeah, like, you see.

It's time for everyone involved. She'll have a like, take the drink and then blow them off. She's like, straight at the beginning. She's like, no, no. Yeah, it's not what I'm here for. I've tried to do that. Like, if a guy was going up to a friend of mine and was like, look man, she's not interested.

They rarely see. I'd, I, like, they rarely believe you. If they really believe in the truth. Oh, no, that's true. Oh look man, she's not interested. They rarely see, I'd eye, like they rarely believe you. If they really don't get a chance, like, I've been called like some pretty bad stuff and they just keep like, look, you seriously need to leave. And then you're like, I just need to make sure I'm close to the bouncer in case this guy gets. And especially if alcohol's involved.

Yeah, absolutely. Even worse. Yeah. Let me. You like your boyfriend? Oh yeah. Let me read this. Yeah. No, no, no, not yet. You're boy, Fred. Oh, yeah. You didn't tell me. Let me read this.

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this episode of the podcast. You, I don't know if you can see it because of the mic arm, but Bernie threw that coaster and it landed right on This cup right here That's a male did well. I hit your shoulder and slid down Beautiful throw together shout out to Irish Nord on Twitter who told me that I had a tag hanging off of my sweater

So I got rid of the tag Irish north. So what's what a fucking bed? By the way, you're in Ireland Christ What is what is what is the more sick for fucking bed by the way? You're in Ireland. Christ, what is there? What is in the morning? Plus sick for skin like, it seems warm. It's like, I have no idea. Warm. It's like, soft skin. Brand you want to cook?

It's yeah, it's just an extension of soft skin. I know what it is. And it just feels like that. Like, thumb the middle of your penis. And it's just like a slightly, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Like when I'm vacuuming, I gotta take a rug and I gotta like pull it back I just like you monitor the other room. To a wiggle waggle with it in my hand and it flies out and gets clean. So I see that you've had to do that like every day of your life and I've never had to do that. So, you still have a lot more time in the shower.

Every day of my life since PB. You didn't clean up before PB? I mean you kinda can, but it's like stuck on the... Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not an image. Let's change the subject. You don't get the fully released balance until later in life Really, yeah, that's right, right? Yeah, I've no one who can collaborate that. Yeah, you're not circumcised either. No Heck I thought I was like It's a thing a lot of people

You know what the funniest circumstances story that I know is the Nathan Zelner and his brother David. And one of them is circumcised and the other's not. They made a video. They made a movie about it. And how it's like a big fucking deal. And they sat their parents down and go, why is your exercise one of us and not the other?

And their parents were pretty invasive. Honestly, and their answers. But it's really funny. It's like, you would think that would be a consistent approach to try it. So to be honest, there's not much point in doing it. The rate is quite dangerous. The rate in the US for males between age 14 and 59

as of 2014 is 81%. So you're in the majority. For a second, I thought I was a freak. It doesn't really happen in England unless you're in the majority. Whew, for a second, I thought I was a freak. It doesn't really happen in England unless you're Jewish. Are the only people I knew who a second size would Jewish? That's so weird. Yeah, I think when I was born, you know, the doctor asked my parents if they wanted to. My parents are from Mexico and I guess it's not as common in Mexico, so they said no.

That's so weird. So trying to find the zelner. Or the zelner is the, or the is the dad circumcised? Braining, I don't know. That's a huge thing though, like I don't remember. They might have said it in the video. Is that, I'm guessing if you're a circumcised,

you'd want your kid to be circumcised. Maybe. Well, maybe not. Maybe you'd like, I don't like this. I'm not like this messy snip work of my dick. I knew it, so you don't like it, so you wish you were circumcised. No, I'm saying I wouldn't like it if I was circumcised.

I've got my intact penis. And now looking at my... I've got 100% of the penis I was born with. Yeah, but it looks so angry. And it's the same size as the day I was born. Looks like you want, right? You want an angry-looking dick. Not some like timid little...

No, I want something that just says, look, just, was that the video where that was a car accident of some sort, and they're both like bleeding, and what was the theme of that video? Yeah, it was the, the heist, the sombrero, they were mariachis. What is that? They made some funny videos. They made some really, really interesting films. They really do.

Yeah, I think that's really interesting films. They really do. Yeah, I think that's really interesting. When you look up auto completes for people, you ever do this, you ever look up somebody's name and then auto complete? No. And what the most popular, like Gus, what do you think your most popular auto completes are? Gus, Soro,

we've done this on the podcast before. So there's no way you don't. Retirement plan. No, Gus Soro, wife, people are trying to find Esther, Gus Soro, Twitter, congratulations, your thoughts are very valuable to people

IMDB and gustarola age so net what the sounders is top is a Nathan Zeller leaves rooster teeth Nothing on circumcision although tomorrow it will be So which one was circumcised how much one wasn't? I think they went David's older. So I think they circumcised David and they were like, yeah, I mean, we should have done that. So they didn't circumcise Nathan. So Nathan's in the club. And I think they were both like,

envious of each other in some weird way. You can't talk about two brothers, penises and do this, by the way. You can't do that. Because in this. Joe. Well, they one can duck in the other. No.

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Thank you. I was gonna say, Anna Kendrick. But Anne Hathaway, when she passes out, and she's like, she's like in zero gravity, but with a ton of centrifugal force, it's just like it felt, it felt perfect to me, didn't feel fake or anything like that.

Isn't it sentrypetal force? I'm because centrifugal force is fictional or something? No. Oh. I have no idea. It's centrifugal force, you learn is fictional? Why is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, learn is fictional? Why is it so difficult? Isn't it nothing?

Isn't it not real? Isn't it not actually what? I don't know. I always learned it is. It's probably like espresso, espresso. While you look that up, does anybody see that gift of the Soyuz module docking with ISS? No.

It's like a 20 minute process, but they spread up the gift so it happens like in 10 seconds. But it's crazy seeing, you know, they're both like- Like adjustments? Yeah, they're both spinning like crazy, then all of a sudden it's just stopped and stabilized, and then it's just like locked on dead end. And you see like the world's still spinning in the background. You know, like all these relative ones, right?

All these complex calculations are going on, then all of a sudden it's like boom, they're just like locked on. And then- So are they spending a lot of fuel to stay locked on to each other No, they just have to make you just yeah, they just correct centrifugal force which most people Confused with centripetal force centrifugal force is not a real thing But you can you can feel it, but it doesn't exist. Yeah, that's why my That's why I couldn't phrase it because I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Totally just reading off of a Google search here.

I'm gonna see if I can get that gif up here. Is it going? So like if I, so. What is that? This is the gif I was talking about. The Soyuz docking with ISS. Oh, right. Like you see them just like moving.

I'll be playing it. Yeah. It's coming through. And then whoa. And then just shoot straight in. That's so cool. But it's amazing. It's crazy. The amount of math and computing power. Like you have to figure out like the first time you're going to do this. This time. Yeah, I think they said it takes 20 minutes. Like to think about trying to figure out how to do this. Like if you're on the ground and they tell you like,

you have to write this piece of software that is going to take, you know, all these different speeds and angles and everything into account and it's gonna bring people from earth and put them in this place in space. How did people still think the earth is flat? I have to see a video of that.

I feel like it's weird. So many flat earths to say e-modes. No. It was like a rapper recently. Wasn't there who said that whenever he's on a plane, he looks out and he doesn't see the curvature of the earth. So he says that there's no way that there is can be. So Terrence Howard, he says a bunch of crazy stuff.

Terrence Howard just said. I don't think it was Terrence Howard. No, an actor or a rapper. We did all podcast about him in reinventing Matt. Teriology. He came up with a new man. Well, how can I don't remember what it was? Two plus two equals three.

I was like, one plus one can't be two because one times one is one. I think that was it. It was a B.O.B. I said that. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat.

The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. No, they're all normal. Net worth, wife, movies, and kids. You were seeing sane tweets. Look at Teola Tequila. Oh, yeah. She's from my high school. Oh, God. Her brain, I didn't know that.

She was giving a Nazi salute at a neo-Nazi dinner in Washington, D.C. the other day. That might have been taken out of context. Well, I'm learning. You know, I'm wearing a thing now with like the whole flat earth thing where there was this idea that you should question everything. Like you should, you should get information, you should question it. Like when you said centrifugal force is real, I was like, I was like, I've been told

my whole life is real, but maybe Gavin's right. I'm gonna go look that up. So go look it up. You should question that. We're in a new phase now. I think especially post-election, we're now, it's not question everything, it's just don't believe anything.

Everything is fake. And if anybody has any information, they're a sheep, like you can't believe any source of information now at all. And if you believe any source of information, then you're inside of a bubble or an echo chamber. You're saying this is the current mindset, not this is the way it should be. This is the current mindset.

Is it any time anybody says anything about anything, they're like, you're being fooled by the media. And that's the new thing. It's like, now we have all this information, but none of its real information. That's the approach that everyone takes on. Now instead of questioning everything, the standard default is to disbelieve everything

that you hear. I don't know that that's a healthy mind state to be in. No, that's not like your opinion. Any now it's like, if this is your opinion, just assume that it's completely true. And anyone, yeah, who comes out is just trying to like squirtle their way. I think we've seen, you know, that's a reaction.

I think it's an extreme reaction, but it's a reaction to the fact that false news proliferates so quickly now. Like stuff is not. Where are people with anything negative said about them? They say the media is like, right? But it's like stuff is not fact check. Like there was that story, I think, over the weekend that said, Oh, no, it said that that was an older one.

But the someone said on Twitter that CNN air 30 hours of pornography for 30 or 30 minutes of pornography and nobody noticed. And you know, sites started picking it up and news outlets started running it. There was no fact checking. Nobody knows that this happened for real. It was just, there was one tweet about it. The cable company says there's no way

that that could have happened. Yeah, and there's that guy in Austin who took a picture of random buses while the Trump protests were going on. Said like, oh, these people were bus stand to protest. And then it was everywhere. Yeah, and it was for our conference. And then he was like, oh these people were bus stand to protest. And then it was everywhere. Yeah. And it was for our conference. And then he was like, sorry, my bad. Right. But then like, that's the stuff like the corrections like no one ever sees. Yeah, you see a crazy headline.

And then that's what sticks with you. Yeah, forever. And in like 10 years, it's going to come back at a random conversation with somebody and they're going to believe like, no, that's absolutely true until someone forces them to look it up. If you can even look it up at that point, like nobody will really remember that in the future. I mean, everything is gonna be documented, right? Like you can be able to look up anything about anything forever, well, until the revolution. And we're all gone.

Yeah, we have some weird thoughts, Brandon. I mean, at some point, things things are gonna like everything is gonna crash. What what do you mean? I mean we put some point to the side. What a point out that Brandon has spent the last three months of his life with Jolim and so on. Oh right. So the fact that he came on this podcast and everything's about to collapse.

Go ahead. Not about you but at some point it will in time. No! Why? What is this logic? The sun will consume the earth. Oh, that's giving me time to entropy. Sure, sure, sure. I'm just saying there is an end, and I think what we'd have to be worried about the most. What you're describing is what I call the Superman problem, which is, Superman fights villains all the time, and the villains their plot is always to destroy the world. Who the fuck knows why, right?

They want to destroy the world. And that Superman has to bat a thousand in beating those villains. Because they only have to destroy the world once. They want to win one out of like 10,000 rounds. And you win. And surely he could just fly around the shards of Earth and they'd come back together

because that's how time travel works and the first two times. What's how comics work? He just go mush and then Pete vision back together because that's how time travel works and the first time. What's time, like, to work? He just go mush and then Pete vision it and then he's got to plan it back. What'd it be? How has Nonsense been in the Earth the other way? Oh, that was total nonsense.

There's a bullshit. That's like a, people didn't like the movie so they had to go and like shoot a new ending. I saw some people- Oh, the lowest thing died in it? The lowest thing died and then like Superman's like, I guess I'll fly around backwards. I saw some people trying to argue recently that that's not what happened that he

didn't reverse the earth and go backwards in time that he flew so fast around the earth using gravity as an assist that he went faster in the speed of light. They actually show you what's going on backwards. Rub because he's traveling in time. Right, but the counter argument is at the very end he flies the opposite way a couple times to restart the rotation of the earth. That is correct. So it's like that theory while admirable does not hold up.

Also, if you want to use gravity as an assist around the sun, true, maybe you didn't have enough time. I think a long time. How fast do you plan to fly? Well, if you can do a lap of the earth like this, pretty fast, you need to do the sun. As your nubical distances are much greater than you think.

I mean, it takes eight minutes for light to get here. He flies slower than the speed of light, right? Yeah. So. Really? Ligid are we going to argue about comic book physics? Yes. I mean, the speed that he did one lap of the earth was rapid. He built up some speed. He was going to steady. Fast, superman. And also, why doesn't he fly that fast all the time? Yeah, because in the atmosphere, he'd rip it apart like the Concord.

There you go. That's my information for you. He can totally change the rotation of the arpeggio Concord. Which would rip everything apart. By the way, I saw there's a new supersonic transport that's in development that holds only two people. And it'll go from LA to Australia in five hours. I would love that.

That is gonna be, who? You're gonna need a pilot friend. Well, I think it's supposed to be autonomous. Oh. It's way in development. It's the one of those things you read about that will be. It's the two people would be expensive as knobs. In my case, I'm saying, what?

You had to buy a plane. Also, Concord went out of business for being too expensive. Yeah, among other things, yeah. And the horrendous crash. Yeah, the fact that I'm going to take off and flipped over backwards and landed in a French hotel. Yeah. Well, that too. It hits some stuff, though, didn't it?

The problem is, if you crash the Concord, you're crashing people who have a lot of money and people who have a lot of money have access to a lot of lawyers. It's just like, you risk profiles too big. The concrete also needed much more regular maintenance because of the stress of the supersonic flight. It needed to be the engines and the body, like they just couldn't last as long.

So as a result, like just created more and more. It'll expand too. And you have to deal with the science. Yeah, there were a lot of factors. That was loud. That went into that. But you were talking about Superman. I finally saw Batman versus Superman

It was Bad but not as bad as people made it out to me. I think it's because there wasn't and was zero You maybe there's a good movie in there and I think there was just like a bunch of other shit Bolted on to it. I think that there was a lot of there there was a lot of potential. I was like, I finished, I was like, okay. Now what did you think of? That good amount of steel then. I did not. I thought that effort was great.

I thought that effort was good. I thought only every individual is great. I don't even mind what's his face as a looks Luther. Yeah. Yeah. You could razor blade the hell out of that movie. Just cut out just certain sequences and even like scenes. And then you're like, oh yeah, this moves, this is quick.

So this is the only part I was like, oh yeah, this moves, this is quick. So this is the only part I was like. Even the Holly Hunter character, like you could have created all of that setup without her being such a major character, I felt like. I don't know. There was a lot of stuff that was like, yeah, she was great. And she was great, but her and John Goodman, I just love.

Basically, anybody who regularly appears in a Cohen Brothers movie, I love those people, like Francis Dorman, even like Brad Pitt, George Cluity, it's like, anybody who's ever been in the Cohen Brothers movie, I instantly love him. Javier Bardem, now, he's awesome. He's the villain in the no-culture villain. No-culture villain, yeah. He was also the villain in one of the bottom movies,

Spectre, Quantum of Bollocks. Wasn't it going to Salis? No, he was in another one. He's the one with the old bird. I was a Skyfall. It was Skyfall. Yeah, I was. One of Bollocks was the green one.

He's the James Bond iceberg. I would totally rely on Gavin. I've fallen off the last fiat. I have not keen on. Wow, you're not even going to lose your passport. You're in the... Casino Royale. When you go back to my country, they're going to be like,

what was the car he drove in the last? I thought he was going to be like, I haven't seen you yet like get out fucking in I really like casino right now Yeah, I was a decade ago. That's crazy Yeah, it's like that in golden. I think we're like the two best out of like the last right to buy the same man That skyfall was really good. I lived the visually looked really good. I thought the cinematography was really good. Best James Bond movie go. I don't know. Best James Bond movie go.

Gavin. Xeno Real. We're the new one. Gavin Let Die. Living my die, a goldmine. Goldmine, goldmine, my favorite. Goldmine is a fucking girl. I might stick with Skyfall just because of the cinematography

and also having a del sing James Bond song seemed like the biggest he stepped on a dragon's head Live like that with Grace Jones huh? With the show down in the one I remember seeing I was like this is crazy. Live and let die doesn't have grace James Although that's your cousin not my favorite James Bond You do a kill there you my favorite James Bond's Roger Moore. It's very unpopular Moonbreaker fucking dope spy love me fucking great. He's very likable. I both have jaws in it. Yeah, jaws is the best dude He's dead right. Yeah, I think I pretty recently Michael met him Yeah, I don't think I met him. I don't think I met him

Richard keel. Yeah, I didn't think I met him. I don't think I met him. Richard Keel. Yeah. Didn't have your kill, Ma'am, too. Yeah, he was an interesting guy. Those really big guys, like Andre, the giant. They got what's the name? They got to play Josh. Richard Keel.

Richard Keel. Peter Mayhew who played Chubaka. I met him. That was like, I have a picture with him. Fucking nicest guy on the planet. The reason why we meet these people is when we do some of these events, we don't do them so much anymore because we have our RTX and Sydney and RTX.

And now let's play live and other events and we kind of save ourselves for that. But we used to go and be guests at conventions. And then we'd end up with all the other guests and Peter Mayhew is one of them and him and his wife are just like the nicest fucking people on the planet. And it's like, I'm sitting next to Chewbacca. It's like the coolest fucking thing.

It's just like an ACON. Un-fucking-believeable. Richard Kiel, seven two, I didn't realize he was that tall. Yeah, it's the same as all those tall guys. It's like the weird, like, tumor thing on the front of the brain. In the pituitary ground. Yeah, it just like dampens all of the body's natural chemicals

to stop growing until. How come nobody's harness that? If they know like, that's what causes that, you think they would be like, we're gonna grow giant people, like the NBA. I just put all their money to that. Can we get that legally? Probably not.

I think the guy was called Robert Wadlow or something. Oh yeah, then look up his age and his height as he... He never stopped growing and he was ginormous. I think it was the world's tallest man. He's 8 foot 11 inches. Yeah, he just didn'tous. I think it was the lowest tallest man. He put 11 inches. Yeah, he just didn't stop. How tall is my ass or chief? I was gonna say, how tall is Shaq?

Well, look at Master Chief Master Shaq. Seven, seven, seven, two. You're a big halo player, Gavin. How tall? Wow, that guy's huge. Look at that, it makes you a car. Geez. Yeah, he ended up just dying from like complications

of being tall. Listen, two people are like, you're trying to sneak into a movie together. I think it's like your blood circulation becomes a problem. Yeah, he died in the longs of 22. Master Chief is 7 foot 4. Gavin, how old is Master Chief? Oh, a guessing?

Yeah. 7-2. Fucker. Are you all answering in armor or out of armor? I'm gonna say in armor, who gives a shit about Chief out of the armor? He armor or out of armor. I'm gonna say in armor Who gives a shit about chief out of the other is never out of armor so seven four and seven two. Yeah, seven two But that's right great job Gavin. I've been with out armor interesting So he's like yeah, how big young me young me seven four I think yeah

Makes me a match chief seven two or seven four Yummy, very proportion for a guy that's eyes that guy Robert Wadlow is a foot and a half taller than young me That's insane. Oh, they're shakniks Museum I guess so if he's a weird shackle look small. Yeah, he could reach up and dunk without jumping then He didn't eat probably that's a jump rim almost never to jump in his life probably Yeah, legs are break under him. Imagine every door frame being too short. No. This is weird to see Shaq like looking like a little kid in that.

Yeah. My last house, I don't know if I did ever talk about it. I must have talked about it a long time ago. But my last house I used to live in when it was originally built in the 40s was built for, for, for dwarves. It's really. Yeah, you've been in there before, but that's why the ceiling was low. All the door frames were smaller than normal, and before I renovated it, all of the light switches were really low to the ground.

That's crazy. You should have left it. It was charm. It was difficult for me. And I'm not even like that tall, but yeah, and then there were also ceiling fans. It was like, it was, uh, it was something else. Look at that family though. Yeah. It was, it was unusual. It was, it was a good house. I have to set it a few miles. Have you ever looked up and tried to find out who this, who these people were? No, I've been curious about it, but I never, I never really spent too much time looking into it. Like can go around the earth 7.5 times a second. So he was, he wasn't going that fast. He wasn't going about it, but I never I never really spent too much time looking into it like can go around the earth 7.5 times a second So he was he wasn't going that fast. He wasn't gonna fast, but not far off. Maybe like a quarter of that

It was less he was doing like a revolution maybe like doing two a second. Yeah, you're right about a quarter Yeah, cuz it cuz it was like they were trailing a line behind him So it's like yeah, he got going pretty fast. That's probably the fastest ever flown I mean, it's trying to like bring back his dead love. It's not like he was doing. By the way, what's your name? Loose? Yeah, what's your full name? Lane? Loose. Lane? Okay. Got it. Early you said Loose Lang.

Oh, that's a big. I know if it was on a lane. It's like espresso. Yeah, I know it was a flubber. If he was, he believed that. So I had to come back to it. All right. Let me read it. I said, what the real quick we do that? Oh, yeah, yeah. want to talk about it. I was trying to figure out a way to do it So talk about Batman. I'm assuming a lot of people have seen Batman for Superman that reveal that took place in Batman super Superman was like a big meme thing of like the way they settled their differences With the revelation that they had okay. Oh, the yeah So that not talking about this, but talking about something else

that I don't wanna do any spoilers for. If there's a big reveal in something, if you're gonna orchestrate a reveal and you're writing a reveal, take as long as you want to set up the reveal, like to put all the building blocks in place, like take a whole season or two seasons or eight episodes or whatever.

But when you do the reveal, the reveal itself has to be concise. And like, here's this thing. And here, and then you can like show all the things that built it up or whatever. There was a reveal and something I was watching recently. It just kept, it lasted forever. It was like a 10 minute reveal.

I'm like, then by the time you get the reveal, it's like, we know! We already have this information, because you all figured it out over the course. I told you about last one. Yeah, over the course of this 10 minute reveal, it just took for fucking ever to get to it. And by the time it came to it, it's like, I already know this information. What?

Already, I'm so far ahead of everybody else on screen. I know exactly what they're going to say next. When is Ed Harris going to figure out that he's got the maze right here on his head? Right there, dead center, like a brand. He's got the rinkliest between the eyes, no skin. I've ever seen on anyone. Love Westworld. Last night was the penultimate episode of the season.

It was the ninth out of 10 episodes. And that is the correct usage of penultimate. Oh, it is, thank you. And I've been corrected enough times. It's the centrifugal episode of Westworld. Do you say typically, if a show is gonna go multiple seasons, the second to last episode tends to be the biggest one. In Game of Thrones, episode nine of every season has been phenomenal.

Fuck it, except for like the season four last episode. And like the one exception that was breaking bad, the third to last episode was fucking incredible, just incredible. Anyway, I don't know what's going to come back. I assume it's going to happen. They just renewed it last week. I heard it cost so much money to make that. They was delayed, like a year and a half.

It's premier was delayed, like a year and a half. I know somebody who works in the industry out in LA that was close to that project and he said they just ran into every fucking problem that you could imagine, except for like, no, they ran to every problem. Yeah, I heard that even earlier this year while in production They halted production for three months to finish riding the last four scripts Yeah, like they had everyone out there shooting then they just stop come back in three months. We got to finish. Wow But surely if they do a second season it becomes cheaper of a time

Because all this stuff's built No, the world is is built if they do a second season it becomes cheaper of a time because all this stuff's built. No, the world is built if they keep it. Yeah, just turn the Android on. You're good. I think the estimate hurt was like a hundred million dollars for the season. Yeah. That's a lot of buns. I do background work in a lot of shows.

I wouldn't do Westworld because you're Nick Dick would be hot. You can imagine that conversation goes, it's like, hey, you did a great job. We want you to come. You're going to be in two episodes. You're going to be a character, a background character, you don't have lines, but you're going to be on a big HBO show. It's like, great.

One should come in for my wardrobe fitting. Well, don't really worry about that because you're going to be sitting perfectly still and naked on a cold steel bench for about eight hours. I was thinking about that recently. When the, when Tandy Newton agrees to do this show, it's like, listen, 70% of your time on screen, you're gonna be naked.

Yeah. And it's like, and like 50% of the time, she's not naked, she's having sex with somebody when you dress on, which is this guy's strange. But, and it's up, you don't forget that. Like, do you ever watch Parks and Rec? The guy who plays Ron did a full frontal scene in Deadwood on HBO.

Oh, really? And Nick, it just, it just, it just flashes at me like every now and then, like you can't, like if you do that, people will remember that forever. It will be burnt. I think it's damaging though. I don't think so, but it was the guy who forgot you Sarah Marshall,

who's whipping his novel around. Go, uh, yeah, is he a guy from a... Jason Seagull? Yeah, I was gonna say Jason today kiss. I knew I had to make some SNL guy. Who I fucking love by the way. He's, is he married or dating a liviel wide? Yeah, they're been together for a while. Yeah, they had a kid, I think. Oh, really? Yeah. Who is? Jason's Dacus. Okay. Yeah. The other Jason. Yeah. I love this camera. He did a great,

he did the one of the greatest sketches ever. We're like a host that was kind of out there remember January Jones from Man, she was the host of Sarah live and they like I mean she's kind of like lost the entire time Sometimes those hosts can be a lot of fun and he did a thing where they were looking at clouds together It was just like he just made the whole sketch just like he was just like he wouldn't met it with it And was just like what the fuck did you ever see that video where he is the new coach for Tottenham? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.

He did. Those were all really funny videos. I forgot about those. Yeah, he pretends to be the new first coach. All right, let me read this now. Question about West Rowan, come back. This is a hypothetical question. Be careful.

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really? I've never played yeah we played quarters as Brandon's Give me another one Oh No, you got the bouncing Come on, give me another one. Oh, that's not gonna work out well for you helping Gavin come on hold the sweater still I like that there's already paper towels for me off camera. So my mind is straight on North Bull. Gavin you have the full suit on. I do. But without a shirt. But without a shirt. Well, the suit doesn't come with a shirt, right? No, yeah. Officer, I swear I'm a drinker.

No, he said no, yes. What is that? No, it doesn't. You're right. Okay. No, yes, make sense. It does. If the clarification is no, and you you are yes, right. It is highly contextual though You can go you can also cuz that yeah, no, you can send it either way. Yeah, no Okay, sorry, but the question I have about Westworld. I am I didn't mean to mean for to have a flow like that Gosh, he's a married man, Brandon. You are very recently a married man Gavin you are very recently a married man Gavin you are very uh Oh, this is the best. Can we get a camera on this? Wipe it as crotch out. It's the best.

This is like cleaning up a solid sponsorship right there. Your tag's showing too jerk. Oh, there's some like excrement or something. I know there's no excrement. I sat in chocolate earlier. What? Why do you have chocolate there for? why is your chocolate on your seat? Where's the chocolate give me chocolate and then fell and then I didn't see I sat on it And then you know I came back to the chair. I saw that there was chocolate on the chair I was like oh I got chocolate. Sorry. I have to go to John Mason I say hey, can you look at my ass? The children, if you look so. So at John

Mason, check my ass. That was not in the interview. This will be one of your duties. Telled. To the answering down. So, um, Mary, man, very happily committed man down there in the suit. Right. So this question came up as we were watching Westworld. I thought I would throw this out and say, hey, if there was a Westworld out there and I had sex with a robot, would that be considered cheating?

I vote yes. You vote yes. Gus, if you have sex with a robot, is it cheating? Yes. Yeah. One of the Westworld robots, yes. Why? Okay, so where's the line? So we got into this discussion.

So I want to hear from people on Twitter. Yes or no, I can't make a poll because I know how the actual Twitter at. But yes or no is having sex with a robot considered to be cheating. Is that? But is the robot, is that the Westworld robot? Like the Westworld robot?

That's like an Android. I would say Android robot, I think, has different. That's the robot. It's a robot. It's a robot. Like, we also know those characters that have gone outside the bounds. Like, when you first saw them and then those little loops and they're like, the Hall of Presidents people,

like, is that it? So, what's the line? A vibrator is not, right? Yeah. A sex toy is not considered cheating. You can't convince a vibrator to full and lovely. I would say, in Westworld, the thing you are fucking thinks it is human and behaves and what do you care what it thinks?

Yeah, but still there's a there's an emotional level of attachment there. It's not. Yeah, I'm like, part of the thing on the part of the right. You're not like a dildor, whatever. So would you take a dildor up the ass if the dildo thought it was a real human penis? It's the question So you're all you're on the camp that it would be cheating It's too. Yeah, it's true. It looks like if it was like Johnny five from short circuit But what's the now it's okay? What's the what's the harm? I mean you worried that your

Significant others gonna run off with the robot the post now to makes it different What do you 30 I don't get the threat level here? I think you can get a lot of the same stuff from an Android like that that you could being with a real woman Oh, I definitely think I think that that could cause a serious population crisis Yeah, would you would you bang a phobia? Oh man, that's a long pause. Good thing a Furby, I don't know. I mean, would I buy a, bang a...

Why is someone built a flashlight into the base of a Furby? And if I go, like a DIY... No, it would be conscious in like doing its Furby crap, learning and stuff. While your nubs go in it. No, yeah, yeah, learning is important. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I wonder like, there will be a point in which sex robots will be normal.

You will have one of these. You might even buy them for like 15 year olds, you know. We like to. No, I get, that's a great idea. Well, I mean, yeah. No, that's a great idea. They do that instead of going off and like, getting someone pregnant or just, you know,

being depressed for For a year. But I mean, let's just skip that whole thing. But he must have need that. But what? What we've lived millions of years without that. Yeah, but we keep Inventing more like sexual devices, but most stuff we make is to improve, you know upon the basics, right? Well, you don't think sex is a basic Yeah I just feel like it's you're fine. It's hard. I it's hard to have sex if you're single And they start doing you like you have no idea like am I gonna go to a bar? What are the odds?

I go to a bar right now. I'm gonna find somebody to have sex with maybe if I meet somebody and maybe we go on a few dates Maybe we date for a few months. maybe I'll have sex in three months. It's hard. All I'm saying is if people are gonna pick up their phone and dial a sex chat line, or there's like phone sex operation, people are gonna do that. They will buy sex robots. Buy them or rent them. Well, let's assume they're gonna buy them. You rent, but like bring your own flashlight you just swap it out Right take it home put it in the dishwasher, yeah, but I mean it does go a lot of some questions And it cups and stuff

Have you ever seen like if one of your cups I was saying for love. I think robot sex is totally fine I think it's fine, but it's fine. I don't think it is. Like, would you bang Robin Williams and buy a new man? What's that? Go ahead. And buy something new man at the end when he technically becomes human. And a porta-pot if I did some coke, sure. Why not? But what's that conversation like when you come home and you're like, oh, hey, honey,

guess what I did today? It was crazy. I banged a robot. I'm so bad. I don't tell actually everything I do in my day. I'm saying, no, it becomes up. Like, how do you defend that? So, like, you can't use what we were discussing.

What if it looked exactly like your ex? It's like, hey, what'd you do? Well, you were shopping and I jerked one out. I mean, I don't like, I mean, it's like, don't have that. It's like she finds out about it. She finds out about it. How do you defend it?

And she's like, oh, it's cheating. I'm like, no, no, it's not cheating for this. That's the way in the discussion beforehand. You set those boundaries in a relationship very clearly. So you're gonna go, you're gonna go to be like, no, no, it's not cheating for this. That's the way the discussion beforehand. You just set those boundaries in a relationship very clearly. So you're gonna go, you're gonna go to be like, okay, look, I just wanna talk before we do this. There's a sex robot. Is it okay if I fuck this robot?

Like, you gotta give a center like a, like a iPhone picture of the girl and go. Is this like, is this like, gonna be a proof? Like, I think we're all gonna hold on. This is our rules in our relationship. I have to get a proof. It's like the uncanny valley. Like as soon as that isn't an issue anymore,

then it is an issue that you're having sex with it. Like once you cross that threshold of believability. Yeah. Yeah, well, when is that gonna come? Cause we're on the spectrum at this point. So is there a point at which there's a line? But I think people are gonna fall out as technology advances. People are gonna fall out all along the way.

Like that's too far. Like I read all the time, but people who are not allowed to watch internet porn. And they're very, like they're very excited. Like I found my husband is watching internet porn. It's like, like most people on the internet are watching internet porn, it's what they're doing. And this guy in his house is like,

it's against the rules of his house to watch internet porn. Doesn't that make you a lot of more? Goes more direction. It just makes you porn so much better. What about in a hotel? Well that would apply to technology. So It just makes you porn so much better. What about in a hotel? Well, that would apply to technology. So, I'm saying, as we go further along, what about a hotel?

What does that mean? He's not in this house. Yeah, he's allowed to in a hotel. But that's the rules of his household, which your household travels with you. Right. Speaking of, do you use hotel Wi-Fi for that? Never.

I, never. Although, if there's anybody that works at my cell phone carrier, it's like I just push all my horrible data through my cell phone. I'm single threaded there so it's like they yeah I'm not running for office or maybe I could now who gives a shit. Who gives a shit. Yeah. I finally watched season one of Mr. Robot. Any of you watched Mr. Robot? Not you. Yeah. I have. You have. I fucking bail out hardcore on that show. Really? Really good. Loved it. I have. You have? You're fucking bail out hardcore on that show. Really?

Well, I really good. Loved it. Why'd you bail? You bail on the way to stuff. You bail on GTA 5. Yeah, why'd you bail? Why'd you bail on GTA 5? Because you had to torch some guy with a drill.

I didn't like that. I didn't want, and I couldn't get past that couldn't skip the part we had to torch a guy. I didn't bail out, and I just stopped playing it for two weeks. I eventually went back to it. By the way, I was playing my first video game in like a year, and I think I found the perfect video game. Skyrim. No. Bless you. Those two fast nieces and row somebody just said.

I can't do that. I can't do the thing where you're stifled. It's easy. You tried that and it's funny. It's awful. You let blew out one of your ears doing it. Yeah, it's horrible. I started playing seven days to die. That game is fucking awesome. I played it like Alpha one or whatever, .02. And it was garbage. Yeah, it's still garbage, but it's way better. Well, it's such, it's basically like Minecraft in a zombie apocalypse, which Minecraft also has zombies. But it's the game we always talked about where you basically work all day like fucking crazy.

You're watching the sun going down. This is when it's like, I am legend. When the sun starts to hit the horizon, you just fucking bolt back to your thing which you've been building up these defenses. And then at night, you have to hold off the zombies all night and then every seven days, there's just this massive attack that comes.

And every seven days, the massive attack gets harder and harder. So it's like they start adding it. It's like 20 different kinds of zombies in the game. They have a lot of them, just ghosts forever. I absolutely love it. Yeah, it's survival games. You go as long as you can. Every seventh day sucks.

I was playing it. It sucks. Why did you bail a Mr. Robot? Because I don't, I, there was a moment in Mr. Robot where I felt across the line between being inspired by something and someone just doing their take on something.

Like it was inspired by a very popular movie, which you can guess if you've seen the show and the reveal that happens like towards the end of the first season and that is the way they do it seems very much like the source material that it was inspired by and then they also play the song from the film adaptation that I'm like what am I watching and I watch in a fan thick at this point so I completely I did enjoy everything up to that point but I'm like what was the purpose of me watching

this I'm watching someone's fan fiction if I haven't seen that movie would I enjoy it yes yes and even if you've seen the movie, would you enjoy it? I made the connection to it, it didn't kill it for me. I don't know the movie. It was just, it came out of left field, and the fact that they were so like bald faced about it after like, there was nothing to indicate that all the way, and I get there's a twist,

so they can't necessarily reveal that, but it just seemed like, it went beyond homage to me. It went to just like, like a copy, which I gotta say, I'm not looking down on fanfiction. I read verse blue, I consider to be one of the most successful fanfictions of all time, but it presented itself as like that. Yeah, it presented itself as being part of this like fun.

Would you count that as fanfiction? I mean, I think a lot of people would for sure. I don't, but it certainly started from a place of fandom. I mean, yeah, just using empty husks and everything else is original. And I think more so, it was more like being a fan of like the multiplayer environment and doing a fun take on that that happened to also be based in Halo, but I was also a huge huge fan of Halo and that was the multiplayer I was playing at the time. So I think I have to be honest about that stuff, sure.

I'd change how something started no matter how big it gets. But obviously the people tried to do that and try to re-vision say that. I'd say that. How something started, no matter how big it gets. Well, obviously the people try to do that, they try to re-vision. Recontextualize. Yeah. Like, how they started. It's like, no, you've got to be. But not many episodes were based on Hayla.

Not at all. It's just a very, it's just a big original sci-fi story. I definitely wrote it that way. I didn't write it to be that, but it's, I think it follows in that space. If I did a movie that had really funny characters, now I'd have lightsabers, that would be a, that'd be a Star Wars derivative panfiction, it would be. You know, you don't have to, you couldn't look in it any other way.

It could be really great, but that's essentially, that's the category you would fall in for sure. You know, you brought up Star Wars so much into subject a little bit here. I was thinking about this the other day. I am really happy that Star Wars is a thing again. Could you fuck BB-8 and get away with that?

Is he like, do you see my hands? Oh, easily. Now he flickered a little fire, he's like, all right, it's on. But you're going to get trouble with your smile. No, no, it's not. BB-8 smart though. Maybe cause a big. Yeah, but it's not like a person.

What if it was like, okay, what if it was like Dolores level intelligence or Cortana, but it was shaped like BB-8 So it would talk like a woman it had a full intelligence and it had feelings and you could talk to it I know I see a bit of deepest since here's thoughts. Yeah, that's cheating. Yeah, I disagree Yeah, because it's shaped like a little ball. That might be a little ball. I might be on Gavin's side Here's what I'm trying to point out. This is a spectrum. We're on it. We're good We're heading towards the end of this. We're all gonna make the journey together.

To our other thing. And people are gonna be along here. This is fucked. I'm not going any further than this. I think if you can text it at night, think about talking to it and looking forward to talking to it. That's cheating. So the emotional cheating.

Yeah, that's a different, that's a whole different ballgame. I thought we were just like, you meet up with BB-8, two in the morning. You think you're not gonna think about BB-8 off to your done You don't think about let's do my shan. You don't text Dan and think about texting Dan sometimes. I never look for it's texting Okay, maybe that's about example You probably would I would love to meet the person though that Gavin looks forward to texting like he Gavin's laying in bed

Thinking about texting somebody that would be the most amazing person on the planet Because you don't see you don't like you don't text anybody our conversations that were down thinking about texting somebody. That would be the most amazing person on the planet. Because you don't text anybody. Our conversation's out, we're downwind. That doesn't exist for me now that I'm in a relationship and that next to me. That's to get what you're saying. All I'm saying is it doesn't happen now.

I just can't imagine who that person would be. That person would have to be glowing all the time. To forget and go out of his way and be like, oh, what are we gonna do? Text them. Keep writing and deleting, writing and deleting. Yeah, I've totally had times where I was like, work in a wait-trose or something.

It's like, I can't wait to Skype someone later. Wait, you were like 12. That was 18, 16. I was like a billion years ago. How old do you now? 28. Yeah, fuck, you don't get to talk about that anymore. You can't talk about something happened 12 years ago.

You can't? Yeah. It's not relevant. How has Revustus Blue season three? Ha ha ha. Grace fiction ever. Best, best ever. Anyway, I'm glad Star Wars is back.

It's crazy that when I was a kid, it was gone forever. Like after Jedi, like 15 years before another movie, and you couldn't even watch it all the time on TV. And now we had, People don't realize that. Yeah yeah, which always went out of theaters. It was fucking gone So what if it just come about it just can't interaction figures and that was it and then you could you could remember it and talk about it Uh, and then now we had to remember you by the by the toys. They always stole the toys right now We had episode seven last year Rogue one this year Episode eight next year's like we're back in a cadence of regular movies.

I think that it was a good thing Disney acquired that franchise. Well, no before it was movies were every three years and there was just three. Every two years, wasn't it? No, I think it was three years. There's every two years. 99, 2001, 2002.

Oh, I was talking about the original. Oh, that was, yeah, I guess, right. I guess, right. Yeah, episode three, episode three wasn't 2002. Was it 2005? Yeah, 2005, because I knew Gavin when it was in theaters. You're still go see it together. Oh, no, you're right. Yeah, it was every three years. But the Star Wars trilogy now is going to basically turn into the Star Wars, like the novels. There's just going to have one like walked away. What? I learned learned right I should have walked away at that point in time. Oh

After the after the where we're gonna see episode three together. I flew over to France had traveled to the UK Gavin I were gonna see episode three we met in London and I said hey, do you want to go see the movie? They just oh we saw it this morning. We came early and saw it And it's like you're that's a fucking you're're a lunatic to say that. I'm not gonna defend myself. Again, feel like I've done it already on the podcast. It was a wheelful. Not. I should have, it's like such a warning bell.

Just like, I should have heated it. So it's downhill. First life but I should just do it. God the chords. Interesting rule of thumb here from someone on Twitter who is a Gianna 17. Here's a good rule. If you feel the need to ask its consent before bearing your sausage. It's cheating I would imagine that you don't have to ask robots for their consent for instance. Let's just say let's read right now. We have a

realistic Not animatronic, but realistic models of people that you can have in your house If if you bought one of those like your house. If you bought one of those, like real doll, like if you bought one of those, and had it in the house, would that be just the thing that you have in your house, or would you significant other be like, this is across the line, you can't have this.

I think if you have any, you're not gonna ask that thing for consent. If you have anything humanoid in your house that isn't a human, that's weird. If anything in your house, that's humanoid, but not a human. Okay. Well, give't a human, that's weird. If anything in your house, that's humanoid but not a human. Okay. Like, you have a statue of a human is weird.

You think so? What about like a, does it make have like a mannequin when she makes cosplay? Like does she put stuff like, or like a dress for? Like a self torso. It doesn't have head or legs or arms or anything.

I didn't consider that. Well, I wouldn't have one. Would you ask your friend to consider? No, but I'd say, so is that I'm assuming there's a significant amount I wouldn't have one. Would you ask for a consent? No, but I'd say, so is that, I'm assuming there's a significant amount of people that if I, if you were in a relationship with them and somebody in the relationship ordered a real doll and didn't talk to their partner about it first,

and be like, this is way outside of my boundaries that you did this. This is like, you have this thing that you're personifying and you've got it in the house and you're having sex with an on the regular basis. Oh, you mean you're asking your significant other for consent? No, no, no, we moved on. Oh wait, is that what that's not what the person meant? They meant the entity that you're having sex with, right?

Right. We got this language of like entity. If I'm having sex with an entity. Well, did you see the video of the guy who lives with a bunch of inflatable animals and he loves them and kisses them and stuff? Oh, no, no, that's awesome. I do not see that. But the video up is great. He got inflatable animals. I don't know if it's real. I just, you know, is regular animals and he pumps a flare or they like, no, they're like, you know, pool toys. Oh, I have seen that. Really? Yeah. And he loves them. Yeah, enough of them. He like feeds him and the pool tours when you said that Well, I know a lay Lord and Austin that would love to bulldoze the house

Okay guy lives with it's a it's an episode of the TV show my strange addiction lie always it what of that yeah? So the top the top four auto completes for guy lives with our Lions wolves Bear is the video polar bear is the video auto-complete for guy lives with are lions, wolves, bears. Oh, this is the video. It's the video. What's he doing there? He just, he loves these things.

He's hugging them. Has it given them a kiss? Oh, now he's making it come and kiss him. He's talking to him and like, I was okay with it until he did that. Listen, that guy's not hurting anybody. He's probably happier, a higher person to the day than all of us.

I bet he's full of shit. I bet he's a good guy. He might be full of shit. He might be. I was okay with him kissing it, but then he grabbed the whale and made it seem like the whale was kissing him. That's weird, that's over the line.

I'm not okay with that. That's not different. It's about time to wrap this. What is that cheating? Like if you had a girlfriend, he's like smooching on the line. I'm not okay with that. That's so, that's not different. Yeah, no. It's about time to wrap this. But is that cheating? Like if you had a girlfriend, he's like smooching on the chart. No, there's nothing coming out of it.

Apart from air. There's no words, there's no personality. You're the emotional connection. Yeah. Okay, we're not okay. Otherwise, you know, if your hand would be cheating wouldn't it sure But you can have sex with somebody have no emotional connection What if you met somebody on Tinder and you should met the person they're totally willing and they're like oh

I just I ended up sleeping with this person. I don't even know their name and I know that that would still be cheating I've never done that so I don't know there's no emotional connection I mean hypothetically imagine the situation My hand you were with somebody I don't associate sex without emotion True, okay, that makes sense. I could see I'd say that Imagine the situation. If you were with somebody, I don't associate sex without emotion. True, okay, that makes sense. I can see I'd say that. That's why I can lie every time.

You were saying you'd have to have an emotional occasion. All right, got it. All right, well, thanks for watching, everybody. We will see you guys next week. I just wanted to say Christmas. Bye. Bye, everybody. Do you like apples? Example.

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