Rooster Teeth Podcast - Geoff is What’s Wrong with Austin - #573

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Geoff Ramsey as they discuss wasps, streaming services, old videos, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You finally get a cut. Hey everyone, welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast. This week, Roger By Hemsmns away and Raycon. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. Ah. That's just Jeff. And Gus again.

You seem unsure of our sponsors just then. No, no, I hadn't ran in front of me. First, let's check and I look. Did I? I thought they actually want their brand to do. First, let's second, I was actually looking at the wrong date. I was going to make these sponsors. So I had to like, readjust and look at the correct ones.

You did great, Gus. You also created almost cool the police and you'll put on. I thought I was turning the volume down on my phone. That was very funny. It's a shame we weren't. We weren't locked. What happens when that does go off?

Does do the police get notified of your location? And people get sent over. I think it's just a nice one. One at home. OK. It doesn't alert your emergency contacts or something like that. I think it's just a 911. Okay. It doesn't like alert your emergency contacts or something like that. I don't think so. Well, I'd find out. I activate yours and find out. Yeah. In my ear, contact barber. I don't know if I even set up any emergency

contacts in my mind. Set me up. Set me up as your emergency contact right now. No. Yeah. Am I your emergency? Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. you're mine Trevor is mine and my dad slash mom. There's so far away. You should replace them with me. I'm right here. Oh, are you in trouble? Hold on. I'll get on a plane. Yeah. At least they could do something. You guys wouldn't do shit. What? You wouldn't help me. I mean if it was funny, I wouldn't You wouldn't help me. I mean, if it was funny, I wouldn't. If I'm gonna help.

If it was funny or to let you not have help. Like if you knew she was all right, but she felt unawares something. Yeah, be like, hold on, let me get my phone. Let me get my camera out. I'm gonna think Bernie, my fucking emergency contact, because even when I sent him a photo of me on set, covered in blood, he like called everyone

who was like in the vicinity of where I lived to make sure I was okay. That was kind of inconvenient for all the rest of us. True. Yeah, but like great for me. I'm protected. I don't know, make him your emergency contact man. I'm not jealous at all.

I'll make you my emergency contact, Gus. Right now. This is our episode title, Gus's Barbers Emergency Contact. Man, I speak in every emergency. I had to fucking kill a wasp nest the other day. Oh, yeah, I saw you Twitter. I had the worst case scenario for this. The previous owners of my house had left behind this stupid little birdhouse, right?

I didn't even like the birdhouse, but I've been stupid about it. I'd been too lazy to throw it away, because it was like hanging on a string. So like anytime the wind blew, it would like move around. Like no bird wants to live in there. So I was fucking moving, right? It's so stupid. But I was, Waaah!

Right. So if you were sitting in your house and you were just constantly moved by the wind. It'd be like gently being rocked to sleep. So I think it'd be nice. I'd never, I'd never actually gotten around to throwing it away. It was like, whatever. It's right there. It's not offensive, it's fine.

But it's right by where I grill, whatever. It's like, it was on the second, it's like on a balcony, on the second story of my house. And so a few days ago, as you said, I think there's a wasp nest somewhere outside because I looked on the balcony and there's like 10 wasps flying around. So that's weird.

So like a walk around the house and I can't find it. Don't see it anywhere. I'm like, oh, they're in the fucking bird house. The nest has been built in the bird house. I go to home, do you buy that wasps spray? Yeah, you stand like 25 feet away and you shoot it? You can't? I bought two cans.

I'm gonna do wheeled eggs. You're doing this. But then I got there and I was getting ready to spray it from down below and I realized if I hit it with that high pressure spray, it's just gonna push the birdhouse away. That's what you use the second feed for, you have to steer it.

You could get it in that little hole. No, you need to escalate the side. It was in the vent. So it would get pushed. Even if you hit it in the hole, it just swing back. Right. That's why you just got to blast it. Get it all in there before it has a check soon.

We're using prying to maintain the integrity of the birdhouse. No, I don't care about the birdhouse. So why didn't you just like get a trash bag and stick it over it and then just clip it? But then I've got a trash bag filled with angry wasps. And you didn't let me finish. That's a fucking great prank right there. The possibilities are endless.

So that in Blaine's office shut the door. He goes in on my name is I package and leave it on my front door. There you go. You're on friend. A bin of gasoline and just shut the string and it would have fallen in. I thought about all these things. I thought about all these things.

I just trashed kid off and just swing it like this for an hour. Why don't you just call someone? But I needed to get it done by like the next day because it was Thanksgiving was coming up and I needed to like grill out there. Well, there's a solution. So I thought of a lot of these things. I asked Twitter to have some great suggestions.

But everything was like, there's too many potential points of failure. There's too many issues where it's like, if this doesn't go right, then I'm going to get swarmed with wasps. So all I did ended up doing was I went out there, I waited till night when they were asleep, and I just very quickly grabbed the birdhouse

and then sprayed the spray into it. So you were holding it? I was holding it. So it was on? Yeah. Did you have a face mask on? Did I like a beekeeper mask it? I was holding it. So it blew up. So it blew up? Yeah. Did you have a face mask on? Did you have like a beekeeper mask on?

I had a scarf on because the problem was I was so close, I knew that the spray was gonna just bounce right back out and get all over me, which it did. But luckily no wasps came out. So I sprayed it, then I cut it down and I left it on the balcony for a day. Then the next day I came out, I was like, I'm curious to know what it looked like

on the inside. I wish I had never looked in there. Was it like lava? Lava words. It was lava shit as well. No, no, it was wasps. It was filled with wasps. There were probably over 100 wasps in there.

Damn. In that tiny little house. In that tiny little bird house, it was like looking in a fucking nightmare. I looked in there, I turned on the light on my phone, so I could look and I was like, nope. I turned away, the next door was like, what does it look like?

She's like, take a photo for me, I'm not ever looking in there again. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? Because the lost family didn't. They're fine, they're in heaven now. They would have been cool if you spread in like installation phone or something, so they would have been like,

in place. You pulled out. But it ended up being so anticlimactic, like I was so worried about it. Like Esther filmed me, I thought I was gonna get stung to hell. And then it was like, and then I was like,

well, that was really boring. Can you come spray some stuff at my place? I think I got some wastes as well. I'll sell you a can. How do you, have you ever been stung by a loss in your life? Yes. It sucks.

What time when I was a little kid? My parents were looking for a place to rent. Yeah, I was to rent. Anyway, we got to this house that they were thinking about renting. We were with a realtor and realtor had to come and unlock the door. I was a stupid kid. I didn't know any better. I ran up to the house and I grabbed the door knob to open it.

But there was a wasp nest on the back of the door knob So when I grabbed the door knob all the wasps came out There's a I was over the holiday. I went a million Emily and I went to Boston and into New York did like some touristy shit And I saw Celtics win, which was awesome but yeah, go Celtics is what you said and I went to the like naturally, I went to Harvard because I always wanted to check out Harvard. So you've been Harvard.

You went to Harvard. I can say I've been to Harvard, which by the way, not in person on a rainy Wednesday as pretty as you would think it would be. But they had like a natural history museum and I went there and they had a display. There's a lot of shit to consting you. I thought I'd been stung by it all,

but there was a bunch of stuff I'd never heard of that stings you. I've got like a wasp and a bee and a yellow jacket. What have you? Yellow jacket was a wasp. I thought it was for sure. Look at this when I was in Japan I found the biggest wasp I've ever seen. That's like a 20 foot Holy help. It was like this big Oh my god I'm paying enough to sting you yeah, I Don't ask for it. I can't spend that money. I'm a fucking cockroach. I've got bigger. I'll try and hold it

Oh my god, you can't really sit bro. I'll put it on Twitter later. I'm like besides that bugger I almost just let him keep the 20 Yeah, I Would have burned down wherever you were staying. I've seen videos like that where a wasp like that was invading like a B hive and kill like every B in the hive. Apparently this one kills like 40 Japanese people. Yeah, I don't have that Japanese. Just people.

It's very racist. Yeah. So it's never forgotten Pearl Harbor. It's going to win over there. It's been fucking wreaking havoc for 70 years. So Barb, we've all shared our thanks, getting WASP stories. What's yours? Well, it's funny you say that because just the other day I was going to go sit outside

and I tend to look outside just in case there's a bug before I go outside and sure enough, there's fucking six or seven WASP flying around on my outdoor area. Are you going to miss? Yes, going on. But, like, I'm trying to look where they area. Are you about to miss? What, I know. But like, I'm trying to look where they're going. It looked like they were going, I have like a column. It looked like they were going into it. They probably are.

So, there's a lost nest in there. How do I get that insulation? Just bring it like going, thing. Yeah. We do that when we were... I don't wanna get fucking stung. We do that when I took on the wasps that Michael, or Lindsay's parents place,

and I was throwing shoes and stuff. I don't think I was here that time. You know how to get Trevor to do anything you want him to do, right? I'm not sure you probably have your own methods, but... I'm just asking. It's a very sweet love and boyfriend. I was gonna say, if he ever gets to a point where he's like, I'm not doing that, just take out your phone and go,

it's footage and then he has to do it. It's the achievement of a rule. Trevor's great at the footage rule. Yeah, he's great with the footage he has to do it. It's the achievement of a rule. Travis Gray at the footage rule. Yeah, he's gray with the footage rule. He's also gray being a really wonderful human being. Well, this isn't the case. Trevor's ass podcast. No, that's on Thursday.

Jesus. Oh yeah, that's on Thursday. Uh, yeah, you should definitely take care of it sooner rather than later. Yeah. I did lots of wasp research. They have trouble flying when it's below 50 degrees. But I'm also thinking like it's about to be winter here

Which I know it doesn't get back old, but they still do they go away do they hibernate? What do they do? They can a queen can hibernate, but the rest of them The rest of them will probably die, but they have a light if they have a nest They probably have larva and eggs and shit in there. So why don't I just wait until it's like colder out and then go in there Because there's gonna be more until then. Yeah, but it's gonna get cold in like a week. Or you do you, Barbara. I'm just trying to use some good,

and try and have it fun trying to, you know, navigate your front door. Hey, are you allergic to wasps, you know? I don't know. Yeah, you're gonna find out real soon. Huh. Can I step you with the EpiPen? Sure, Gavin.

Yeah. Why don't you come over. I'll go outside purposely get stung by a wasp, maybe be allergic and you can do that. Why do you put it in the EpiPen? Sure, Gavin. Yeah. Why don't you come over. I'll go outside, purposely get stuck by the walls, but maybe be allergic and you can step. Why do you put it in the hot or the lake? I think it's the side, upper thigh. You're putting the eye for extra points. Steff you in the heart.

God, I was thinking about the EpiPen the other day, because I almost got into a fight with a homeless guy in New York. Go on. And I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, okay, well I was walking, I had a bad day in New York. Just like New York will beat the shit out of you. Yeah. When it feels like it.

And I just had a day where everything was going wrong and I was mad at the city and it was, it was day after Thanksgiving and it was just crazy busy everywhere. And I was walking down the street with my kid and Emily and this fucking homeless guy goes, got any money? I go, or I go, no. And he goes, you got a cigarette and I go, no.

And he goes, you want HIV? And I was like, all right, that's it. I turned around and I was like, what? And he's like, you want me to give you HIV? And I was like, what are you gonna have sex with me? And I started to get into a Ted out Ted with the guy. And then he was like threatening to stab me or whatever. And I thought, like, I doubt he really has HIV.

And I thought like, I was just in such a bad mood. I was like, maybe I will just beat the shit out of this guy if he attacks me instead of running away. But he might have a knife. But he did have a knife. I like it, he kept pretending like he did. And I thought like, nah, I'm mad enough. I could fight a guy.

And then I thought, what if he does have HIV? He has a knife. That's the more immediate concern. Yeah, I can make the knife. I was not super worried about that, he didn't look very tough. Although he did look like he didn't have a lot to lose. Would you have gone in with fists or a kick, do you think? Uh, I don't know, I don't know.

But anyway, I decided not to. I was reminded of a guy we knew who used to work at a correctional facility, who he got spit on in the eye by an inmate who had HIV. And when that happens, they have a protocol that they enact and they immediately pulled them into a room and they lay them down on a table, they strap them down, and they have like an, and this is 10, 15 years ago,

they probably have a better solution now, but they have a special needle they can give you that will, The needle has an injection. Yeah, an injection that will eradicate HIV, but it has to go into the marrow of your leg bone and it has to go on both legs. And so they have to pierce the bone with an injection.

You don't even transmit it. Or spit it. I don't know. And so that had to have it. Better say some sorry, man. And he had to get injected into a thigh bone. Yeah, it was a little more graph. He had some blood transferred.

Yeah, that's why they had to do the same thing. I'm also remembering this story from a long time ago, but I didn't really, he had to get those injections and I thought, I don't wanna get those injections. So I'm gonna do it. That's why. But you don't wanna inject the guy had a knife, I keep saying that's the more immediate concern.

I guess. Yeah. I assume that was gonna be the HIV transfer mechanism. What you're saying is you think you could avoid being stabbed in a deadly manner, but he could still probably get you with his happy pattern or whatever he had to. Oh, no, no. Hey, well, I just remember that story.

I'm glad you're okay. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good to go. Just a bad day, I'm fine. Just someone's bothering you on the street, maybe you run away next time. Just like it picked you up. It was right after I moved here,

the three of us went out for drinks, and some guy, we'll just walk back up. I can't not have told me I was what was wrong with asking. He literally just walked up, it was like, we were behind a fence anyway, because we're in like a bar passage. You're on the patio.

And he just sigled you out, he's like, you are everything that's wrong with Austin. I mean, I was like, I was like, I didn everything that's wrong with Austin. I mean, I was like, I was like, I didn't necessarily disagree with the guy. Was that the same night you put on my jacket and pretended to be the alien from men and black? Same night.

Yeah, okay, it was fun there. I don't know man. Yeah, you have ruined Austin, single-handed Luke. Thank you. You can't congratulate me, I didn't know. He's been pretty convinced of that. Yeah, no wonder. I mean, he just came out of nowhere.

Yeah, we were supposed to, came out of Noah. Yeah. We just ended up like that one. Jeff and Tracksam. Remember we had that showing at the draft house where some guy tried to fight me when we were like walking down four street? I do remember that. It's so weird.

I do remember that. Like seemingly out of nowhere. Do you remember that run we had when we worked on town when you kept seeing all the homeless boobs? It's true. But never like the same two boobs. Nope. Nope.

I saw a buffet of boobs. A tear time. It was like a two week period. I just remember you one day going, I just want to go to lunch. I just want one day where I can walk the lunch and back without seeing homeless people naked. You were so defeated. Yeah, I don't, I don't miss working downtown.

I miss the food options. Yeah. There are a lot of homeless people. I mean, none of that is also like the traffic. I remember whenever there was a lot of homeless people. I mean, I mean, that's also like the traffic I remember whenever there was a fucking race and they would shut down Congress like shit. How are we getting to and from the office Maybe more of a proper me. I lived on the other side of Congress from the office I can't imagine going all we 13 into and out of downtown every single day I did it until six months. Yeah, we parked at six in Congress

It was where the garage was the where were we parked for I parking that garage Sometimes when I go downtown like to go drinking or something and like this is the old ruchy Proud of smell of piss every single day. Yep. Yep Still does that's also the thing I parked in that garage when I worked at my old job before Rister T's Oh, yeah, I had I had a reserved space in that garage I had my initials you know in the first floor when you pull in like off to the right there's like spots right there I had one GRs. You know in the first floor when you pull in like off to the right there's like spots right there I had one GRS It's me

So it's like no matter when I could I could park are you still doing your Gustavo thing? I kind of slacked off I want to I need to do any to be better. You still vegan. It's my fault I still am vegan I had vegan Thanksgiving. You were talking about be outside Vegan shit what What? You've grilled. Oh my lord. I got a butt ready because I didn't think I'd have to repeat myself. A grilled vegan shit is what you're asking. Yeah. Yeah. I grilled it usually grilled outside for Thanksgiving dinner. What'd you grill? I grilled some beyond meat, hot Italian sausages.

And I grilled some corn on the cob and I grilled some, what else was on there? Some zucchini, I did zucchini in the air fryer. How vegan are you? Will you use, like, honey? Yeah, I'm fine with honey.

But not butter. No, honey is like the gray area. That's like divisive for vegans. Yeah All right, well because it's vomit. It's an animal product Oh funny Simpson jokes on the level four vegan. I don't need anything to cast a shadow. Yeah, a pocket mulch But yeah, still still doing it. So that so I did cook some stuff outside on the grill That was how is the beyond meat good, it's really good. I think it's the best thing that they make.

Have you had the, is it Burger King's possible burger? Is it possible burger? Did you have it? Yeah. How was it? I had it before I was vegan. It's good.

It tastes just like a wapper. Yeah. No difference at all. But you can buy beyond, you can, I don't think you can buy impossible patties, but you can buy beyond meat patties like at the grocery store. Okay, real quick, not to go off on a whole side thing,

but I have some questions. How long have you been vegan now? I guess it's been about a month and a half at this point. Okay. Do you feel physically any different? Do you have more energy? Do you feel weaker or stronger? I need, no.

Exactly the same. If anything, the only thing, and I can't attribute this to being vegan, but I feel like I wake up earlier now than I used to. And I have no confidence that that's because of this. I think it's purely coincident. You have no issues going to sleep at night or anything like that. Do you have you lost or gained weight? It's negligible. I've lost a couple of pounds, but it's not like. But you don't necessarily attribute it to that. Right now. It's just going normal. pounds, but it's not like, but you don't necessarily attribute it to that right now. Yeah, it's a point normal.

Better, better than what? Maybe like a better consistency, like a cleaner finishes. So like not as much wiping. Yes. I don't take good shits anymore and I miss it. Yeah, I mean, vegan has kind of brought good shits back. Are you still? Because he gets. I'm getting, it's because you guys?

No, I'm getting back into keto because I put on a couple pounds. So I just wanna get back on it. And I just kinda like to be, I kinda like the regimen of like having to watch stuff. Yeah. I think that's the thing with a lot of diets. It's less about the diet itself.

It's just more about paying attention. And so I kinda like to keto for that. But it's more of my issues just with my diverticulosis and the stomach problems I have. I'm on some medicine now and I just take really weak stringy poops all the time and just feels kind of emasculating. You never look down and see a big honk and turd anymore.

You're just like shit and shoelaces? Yeah, I shit shoelaces and a lot of like. A lot of like. Yuck. Yeah. That one's like go like really of like, yeah. Yeah. That one's like, go like really high up the ball. Yeah, I had that issue the other day.

I would say that's a typical, but it's definitely happening more than it used to. But I just, I don't, you know, I don't feel like I had a good like proud elimination. What if you took like five emotive, would it look, I have to take mirrorlax every day of my life to soften my stool because my colon has problems squeezing it

through, which is I think why I don't get, I don't get the good strong, like nice penis size turd anymore. You know what? One of my dogs, Oswald, he can take shits bigger than me. Really? Sometimes I pick it up. I thought you meant bigger than you. No, no, no, no.

I'm very confused. I should take a photo sometimes and show you. Like sometimes I'm like, holy crap. So he can shit bigger than a human penis. Yeah, it's like that. Bigger than my shits, dude. He's not that easy shit. He's apparently penis shaped.

That's like a, that's a rough one. That's like a good shit. I'm not bringing some with me. So he shits your side shit, but not your side's dick. Is that what you say? I never thought about comparing them to my dick. I don't know. I have to think about this now.

We just, we just recently went out to, oh, you weren't there. We were talking about this with Jason Saldanya. We went out to drink some of them. You couldn't make it, gather them and I did. Yeah, well, and he now has to own. My invite must have gotten lost in the mail, it's weird. You were out of town.

You probably would have made us pay you back for drinks live on the podcast. How dare! How fucking dare I? Anyway, he was saying that he, I guess it's an age thing. Now he just never feels like he can wipe enough. Like, once he hit 40, he just like, he feels like he's constantly gotta go check.

And I must admit, I've had that problem myself from time to time. I really enjoy being friends with people like just 10 years older than me. Cause it really does prepare me well for everything. You know what I'm talking about? When it happens to you, like, okay, they talked about this.

Yeah. Like your parents don't warn you about it. Your dad doesn't say that. Well, because like, they're like two much older than you. Yeah, they've already forgotten. Your dad doesn't think that like, they're like too much older than you. Yeah, they've already forgotten. Yeah. Like there was this like the immediate future. There was this guy in the Howard Stern Show

named Asnapkin Ed because the Eric's got it. Cause he would have to keep an napkin back there just because his butt would leak from time to time. And I always thought that was the lamest thing but I get it now. Oh, we have a funny voice too. Uh, was that someone else in pick up? No, I think his voice okay.

Why don't you just wear like a, like a, like a, like a, like a pad? That's super, like a nap too. What was that someone else in pick up? No, I think his voice okay. Why don't you just wear like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a pad? That's super nice. That's super nice. Yeah. I mean, I don't know these buying ass brand napkins. I think it's just like toilet paper. But not that I wear have ass napkins,

but I can, there are times when I'm just like, I'm just gonna go, just get you to the bathroom and we'll fast and check. And sometimes it's like, oh, it's good to check. It's glad I'm glad I did. Is that him though? Yeah, that's it. He looks like, it's good to check. It's glad I'm glad I did. Is that him, that? Yeah, that's it. He looks like an ass napkin, yeah.

Do you think he uses the fancy napkins with the little buttonhole? Oh, like, what? Like, what? That's a button. With the buttonhole. It's a fireman. I don't know when to get on a plane.

Like, I've never seen anyone actually button that napkin under their shirt. I've always wanted to, but I never wear buttons on a plane. Next time, I feel like I want to do that now. Next time I get on a plane, I I never wear buttons on a plane. Next time. I feel like I want to do that now. Next time I get on a plane, I'm going to have to wear buttons. Just wear that shirt. You wear a knell.

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and the magical Tofu block visiting people and fucking Peter replied to me, people for that cool treatment of animals. Yeah, I mean, I was like, I don't wanna be lumped in with this. Like I also wanted to be like, no, not you. Like, I didn't know,

so I gotta wanna start a whole thing with him. It was like, maybe I should have made that tweet. No, no, no, no, I'm on the Peter Radar. Yeah, you don't really. This is a day I went to a vegan restaurant wearing a Michael Wade's barbecue shirt. Maybe I should have worn a different shirt here. Well, vegan restaurant already you got to keep it secret.

Uh, it's a talk about a fork. So we're done. Burnett. It's a citizen eatery. Oh, okay. Yeah, pretty good. How many vegan restaurants are in Austin? There's quite a few.

There's a lot. There's, I guess it's Austin. Have you been to the beer plant? I tried to go the other day, but there was an hour wait to get a table. I tried to go on a Monday night at seven o'clock, and there was an hour and 45 minute wait. Holy shit.

On a Monday night. They were like, do you have a reservation? I said no, and they were like, ooh. I eat. Yeah. There's a new place in Austin called Dip Dip Dip. You guys have been there yet? I have not been there because the weight

is like two, three hours every time. But also, it's not only that, I think, reservations for it are like two or three months out. I actually, when I heard about it, I booked a reservation, and it took, I had to book a reservation five weeks out, and then the reservation finally came up, and I was at a town for work, so I couldn't go anywhere. Yeah, I feel like this, for me, there's no point in book a reservation five weeks out, and then the reservation finally came up and I was out of town for work. So I couldn't go anywhere.

Yeah, I feel like this, for me, there's no point in making a reservation that's further than a week, because I'll probably not be able to do it. Yeah, I just, while I was sitting here waiting for the podcast to start picked up a trip in December for work, but I did not see coming. It's impossible.

I'll take a photo. I would appreciate it. I got you. Yeah, you're right They have a very Spod of availability like you want to get it 930 at night. They might be able to squeeze you in maybe if you want to like at a normal time It's like what Uchi used to be back in the day. I will say it is very good. Yeah, yeah I've got a place you said you were in Nadiya. Yeah, so Nadi and Josh They had reservations. I guess for six people and then the other couple that was supposed to come

to the reservation, I think, like, something came up. And so they reached out to me and tried with me like, you guys wanna come? And I'm like, absolutely, would love to be your second choice for this. Or maybe third or fourth for all of them. Well, you know, yeah. Is that place hot pot?

Yes. It's like high end hot pot? High end hot pot. So I've been going to a hot pot place over by UT, not high end, and it's really good. Ever since we went to Australia and I tried to hop out there and fell in love with it. But I just read about a dude who caught a brainworm

at a hot pot restaurant. So now I'm scared to eat there anymore. That's fine. How many people eat at a hot pot restaurant? One dude gets sick and you're worried? Yeah, that's like... Brainworm. Did he not put it in the pot long enough?

I don't know. I assume not. I assume, yeah, that's probably it. Yeah, didn't cook it long enough. Yeah, I guess so. It's a very, very, very, very, very long, rainworm. Also, yeah, I mean, go to a place like, dip, dip, dip,

and they probably have a slightly higher quality. I drive by all the time. Yeah. I would love to go there if they ever would let me. Dip cubed. I had a thing with, I was traveling, went to Japan. What was it? I know, thank you.

My phone didn't last the trip because when you travel it's like, sometimes longer than a day. Oh, great. So my phone died in the shower, I was playing some music. And I was like, I should get one of those cases with the battery built in.

And I got out of the shower, got dry, when I'm at laptop, ordered one. And I guess I never bought anything on my MacBook before But it has that little yeah, so I was like, oh cool do that and it went But ding and then in the back in the bathroom I heard And my phone had received the transaction By break it off and hit the floor on the tile floor I break it off and hit the floor on the tile floor. And I'm scared.

It's technically survived, but I almost broke my phone buying a case for it. Holy shit. That's amazing. That's the world we live in right now. I saw, on a somewhat related, I saw maybe the dumbest thing this morning. I had an Amazon return I needed to do.

And thank God they let me use the UPS store. So I went to this UPS store that's right by the office. That was great by the way. And I was, I had my Amazon Amazon return and I get up to the door of the UPS store, I open it, I take like two steps in and like some guy was walking out as I walked in. I take two steps in and a woman at the counter yells, his phone.

And then like picks up, I guess the guy was walking out for God his phone. She picks up the guy's phone, starts running out to the parking lot to try to catch him and right where she gets to the door, she was, hey, your phone and she drops it. I fucking falls face down right in front of her. They got close back to look at it and he picks it up and it's fine.

I was like, that one blocked the fuck out. Wow, but like what a way to feel so shitty to try to help someone though. That sucks. She even grabbed it. Why not go like, hey, you left your phone? That'd be a fun. Well, it's a scene that she was leaving. That'd be a fun prank just to leave your phone,

cover it in loop and see if you can get other people. It was like, it was so pretty. It was right when you turned around, right when she got to the door. It's like fucking face down. I've been seeing this prank that people have been pulling online. It's probably a TikTok, I'm sure, is where I saw it.

But it's where someone's in an aisle of like a grocery store or some type of store, and they're turned away from this person, and the other person throws a towel over their head and also their own head. So that when the other person's like taking off a towel to see who did it, the other person also has a towel on their head

and they're like looking around like with a fuck. Yeah, it's just like the most harmless funny prank. I love it so much. Until someone does it to you. Well, I probably once I figured out probably so much. There was one where a dude did that and the guy just turned around and punched him in the video. He's like not having it.

All right, maybe don't do that prank. Just through the towel. That is a very popular TikTok thing. Yeah. I realized last night, one of the things that like Emily and I do is lay in bed and look at TikToks for like a half an hour before we get in bed. We usually look at it on my phone.

You and Emily look at TikToks and bed, Barbara. Yeah, that's cool. I come over, he doesn't know. I'm in a TikTok. I thought it was the first. We have very different TikToks. I guess it really does cur it based on your likes. Every TikTok I have is somebody getting hit in the nuts

or falling down something or having somebody play a really funny prank on them where they pee their pants or whatever. And hers are just people singing and doing like, like makeup stuff. Yeah, it's her and I probably have very similar. She has the most boring TikToks I've ever seen. So do you like actively like stuff on TikTok?

Yeah. Every time something that makes me laugh, I like it. Yeah. I have a lot of cute animals. I don't have any cute animals. I have the best fucking TikToks. Dude, there's this trend on TikTok that makes me cringe so hard.

And I cannot swipe through it fast enough. It's one of these like 14 to 16 year old guys are just like, all right, this is things that make girls crazy part 17. All right, you know when you're with a girl and you push her up against the wall, she fucking loves that shit, bro. And I'm just like, I'm going to vomit in my own mouth. You don't love that shit, bro.

You know, like being assaulted. But I'm like, I don't need a fucking pre-pubescent boy telling me what's gonna turn me on. Like my god, that is so stupid. They think that it's gonna get me expelled from school this year. Mm. And there's like a TikTok of some guy like, it's the whole like point of view.

Trend, POV on TikTok, where they're like POV. I'm the guy who notices you in class. And he's doing like, I have never seen any of that. Dude, I don't know why it's my for you page. So the other person's POV. Yeah, I guess. Just follow ridiculousness and AFV

and you'll just get all the best TikTok. Okay, please say. Hey, only if you want to see people get hurt. I mean, I'd rather see that over some guy trying to fuck me with his eyes. Nice. So 14-year-old. Was it you who told me about kids getting hurt

the Instagram account? Yeah, kids getting hurt. It's a good one. It's a great one. There's some for that too. I've not seen this on better, but the Instagram account's awesome. It's just called kids getting hurt.

Kids getting hurt. I just little kids fall into playgrounds. Sometimes they get messed up. Yeah, some of them you go, but most of you are like, they're kids. They bounce back. They got top bones. Some of them do bounce. Yeah, that's absolutely true. I just grossed myself out.

Look at the wasps again. I, uh, did you look at Chris? Demaris sent us a message and he was like, hey, I've got a good morning from hell mug on my desk Can you use it on the podcast to promote it? So here I am promoting it for Chris. Oh? It's a lovely mug I'll I'll promote it by pouring a drink in it and drinking out of it and I've just finished most of this drink and I just realized This was on Chris Demaris desk

And I'm just finished with this drink and I just realized this was not crystal marist desk Yeah, he's absolutely clean this I just brought it over and poured a drink in it and now there's like He's not clean. He didn't clean it. No, where else have I seen a mug with a skull on it? That's a skull and crossbow. It's totally different. Mm-hmm. This looks like more like a Jeff Ramsey shirt. That's pretty cute. That looks like the, anyway, by it, we promise it'll not be dirty for sure.

Chris will touch every single one of them before you buy it. He lives the lava platform from Super Mario World. Oh, that's great. Yeah, yeah. It's the cutest skull in existence. It's nose is an upside down heart. Buy it now or something. Would you be waited out It's nose is an upside down heart. Buy it now or something. Would you be waited out if Trevor gave you

an upside down nose from a skull? Yes. What? What? What does that mean? What do you mean? She said it was a hot. I didn't mean that.

They're still. I put it down. I put it down. I just. Yeah, that's a good job. Good job. That's a good job. It's an upside down. Your wallet is so thick. You're like George Costanza.

What is in there? Yeah, hard candy in there. No, but what do you actually keep in there? Cods and stuff. Layers of condoms or like... Are your ass cheeks out of balance? Like, is one of them really flat? No one really big now? I keep it in my front pocket.

In your front pocket. What is it? Comp it compensate? Let me see that hold on let me see you all it Get let me see it see I'm not gonna fuck with it. That's a dangerous game Do you remember who you are and who I am I'm giving you my I'm giving you Jeff's honor His toes recrusted Let me see what's in here You don't know what's in your wallet I see what's in your gavr I'm not even gonna open it. I'm just gonna you I'm just gonna compare

Oh you that you that was dangerous You could add your wallet to Gavin's wallet. If you would know, there's a hamburger, I'm the slice of American cheese. I would have you have me wallet. I'm not gonna look through it, but I would find a way there is. Well, let me tell you.

There is something, there's hard candy. Let me tell you. His wallet is eight or nine of yours. And this is everything in the world I could ever need. Driver's license and credit cards. Yeah, I got a lot of like, is it just like membership cards? No, it's mainly just business cards I could ever need. Drivers license and credit cards. Yeah, I got a lot of like, is it just like membership cards? No, it's mainly just business cards that I never took out.

But it's, I've got like two countries worth of cards. And they got you keep them with you at all times. All times. Why you stuff to what? It's but then I always forget my English one when I went there. Just keep it in your suitcase. Keep it in my suitcase.

Do you ever go to England without your suitcase? What depends which the world. Yeah. Or go through the things. Then we take the same one. Realize, like, declutter your wallet. I'm like, I'm never gonna call this person. I'm never gonna contact this person. Just be grown up.

You're likely to be so much easier if you de-walleted. You get down to like my size. I get, this is too big. I gotta, I gotta pair it down. This is too big, but there's some stuff in there I just can't get rid of, and I'll show you right now. I need to pair it down, but there's something that I got this in there.

I keep a picture of me and Gus. Oh, oh. Is the only photo of my daughter, but I do have a photo of Jeff and Gus. We're just in case you forget what he looks like. I don't know, I found it on my desk, so I put it in there. It's old because I'm fat and I have a beard.

I have a photo of Tony and my cat. I'm busy. Oh, too. That was when we only had one cat. I think I have that same and my cat. I missy. Oh, too. That was when we only had one cat. I have that same. This is carcadue. Oh, the AG very clearly says on our land here. It's where we are. Now the blue look at it. It will tell you where Megacon.

Oh, it's from a gastroenterologist. Yeah. This is from like last year, 2018, April 2018. Megacon. I was wearing a Ford. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that I knew at least business costs. Yeah. He told youron. I was wearing a Ford. I guess they're in Italy's business cards. Yeah, he don't. Oh, I clearly went to CES at some point. See, yeah.

January dude. Also, that must have been years ago. Yeah. Let's have a segment, what we call clean Gavin's wallet. Where we go through Gavin's wallet and take everything out that he doesn't need. I'm telling you, as a critical friend friend you have pounds in there. Yeah, yeah, it weighs pounds Your life would be easier you don't you're just carrying around extra weight when you were in Japan

Did you have money from three different countries on you? four Who's the fourth one the summary is I got some Hungarian shit. What? Gavin! I think last time I saw Linda she left me as some Hungarian. Was it Florence? Florence.

Florence? It's Florence. It's just Florence. Hmm. Florence. Florence, Fauna. Florence? I don't know.

It's Florence. Florence. That's where they're in the EU, but they have their own money. Yeah, just like the UK. Another UK. Yeah. Well, soon to not be. Yeah, we'll find out. I don't know. We'll see how long that goes. Yeah, what's the hot tea on the Brexit right now, Gavin?

Catch yourself. I honestly, I kept up for a long time. Ever since the Boris Johnson took over, I can't anymore. I kept up even longer, but until about a month ago, I kept here and like, Boris Johnson's gonna, he's gonna ask him to step down tomorrow. It's gonna be next week. And then he seemed, he's mean with Trump this week. Seems like everything's okay. Seems like he survived it.

They've been up December 12th. Can you vote from here? You can do it right in. I can post it in. I have re-registered there. Do it. It's important. Maybe like it's 10 days away. You have to remember that for every you, there's a damn.

There's a, yes, this is correct. Didn't he vote for Brexit? You got to be funny. He vote. No, he genuinely wanted to leave. I'm the one who told him that Brexit passed because we were a big car. And he was like, oh no, that's what he said.

He didn't think it'd be funny. He just didn't think it would happen. Oh my. But he actually like, it's pretty pro-Brex. Yeah, interesting. Oh, that sounds fun. What a bummer. We have pretty, discussions about it

every time we film together. Oh, God. That must be interesting. Can you film Brexit and Sloan? Oh, that's already happening. That's already happening. It's like real life. Watch it slowly happen over the course of four years, five years, six years.

We'll find out. Yeah, the only thing about it is just how much money is getting spent discussing it for years and years and years. Is someone going to be great if you could capitalize on that, just make a bunch of money off of it. Like if you could find a way to capitalize on Brexit not happening and delaying it. How'd you do that?

I don't know, it's like some villain shit. Yeah. Can you bet on Brexit? You have to be able to, right? You better know anything, right? Dude, you know what's gonna suck for you? It's gonna make European travel, shitty like it is for us.

Yeah? You're not gonna be able to use any of the fast lines anymore It was great man Brexit betting odds So can you bet on it being delayed again? I'm looking I'm looking it up. Oh Let's see okay no deal okay. Oh wow. There's a whole bunch of What's the mods? So Brexit date, we'll start there. Somewhere between January and June 2020, April and June 2020, January to March 2020, or not before 2022. So January to June 2020, one in three odds.

So let's see, there's a Brexit article 50 to be revoked. No deal Brexit to 20 to one. Second EU referendum Brexit date. What is this? Other Brexit outright. Yeah. I think you could you could you could bet on anything apparently.

Oh, there's US politics here too. Oh, what's the other one Trump's second time? Yeah, literally 13 over 10 13 to 10 13 to 10. Yeah. Does he have the best odds? He does. Yeah. Interesting. That makes sense. Yeah, but there's still a lot of because there's a lot of Democrat candidates. I see. Yeah, this is going to be a very dumb question. Because I don't know too much about American politics or process of it all. It's okay. Most of us don't know too much about American politics or process of it all. It's okay, most of us don't either. If Trump were to get impeached, I know someone could get impeached and still remain in office. Yes. Can

someone be impeached and reelected? For re-election? Yes. And be re-elected? Yes. Clinton was impeached. Interesting. It was in his second term. It was in his second term. That is so interesting to me. That doesn't seem like that. But it didn't happen. Not only can it happen, look for it to happen. If you're impeached and you're not found guilty of a crime, then you didn't do anything wrong. That's the logic.

It's like how can you be punished if you didn't do anything wrong? Yeah. But it's very unlikely that any president will ever get removed through impeachment, right? And a two party system, it's pretty hard. Yeah. We need more parties. We need more parties.

We need lots of parties. Yeah. I mean, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're

they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they know, there's a bunch. Yeah, yeah, I lived in so this quite a few but this the main ones that it's usually just between the main ones. Yeah It's almost like practically a throwaway vote to vote for any of the other ones. That's what they want you to think Yeah But I mean it ends up being true. Yeah, but I mean if they persuade enough people that that is true even if it's not Then they effectively suppress any chance of another party popping up. Yeah. Okay. This is the way it works.

Man, this is what a fucking depressing spiral here. You know you're back talking about shit? Yeah! So, David, watch the Irishman. Now, is it good? None of you, neither are you watching. Is that a series? It's a Marquis Grisezi movie.

It's really long. It's really long, it's now, it's three and a half hours long. Oh. That's two moviesines grisaysie movie. It's really long. It's now it's three and a half hours long. That's two movies. Yeah, it really is. But it's fine. I don't think it's like it's not like good fellows or casino or the departed. But it's it's fine. They did this thing where it's supposed to take place over a long period of time and there's flashbacks. So they use like computer generated images to like D.A.G. some of the characters. And then they're all really like, to De Niro Puccino, Joe Pesci, they're all really old. Oh wow. There's scenes where Robert De Niro's in World War II

and he's supposed to be in his late 20s. And it's fine. I mean, it is what it is. I think it looks, it's passable. But the problem is that even though they D.A.G. and them with computer graphics, they still move like old men. There's a scene where a younger Robert De Niro is supposed to beat up a guy. And it's like, oh, he's not really, he still move like old men. Like, there's a scene where a younger Robert and he were supposed to beat up a guy and

it's like, oh, he's not really, he's not really taking him. He's like, old man stepping on him kind of. He's supposed to throw some guns in the river. It's like, that's not, it's like watching an old man like, where are those dentures that fill in? Yeah. Which is like, is, should I watch it? I think it's worth it. I mean, I think it's essentially a swan song

for a lot of those people. Have you guys, so I mean, it's on Netflix. You may as well watch it. Have you guys watched JoJo Rabbit yet? No. Yeah, I liked it. I haven't seen it yet. It's phenomenal.

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We're seeing it tomorrow. I saw it. It's fucking awesome. Everyone loves it. I really want to see it awesome. I asked today on Twitter actually because I was curious. There's so many good movies that came out this year what people's film of the year was. And so many people said Knives Out. Yeah.

So many people. I get it. I get it. I hope it gets, it won't because it's comedy, but I hope it gets nominated for awards because it's really, really fantastic. It's very clever. I did not expect that from the trailer. I's really, really fantastic. It's very clever. I did not expect that from the trailer.

Very well written. I did not either. I thought the trailer was good, but it was good, but I wouldn't expect it to be like people's fill of the air kind of. It is such a good version of a who-done it, and it's got so much heart, and it's so interesting, and it's really fun.

And Daniel Craig, as you get to see Logan Lucky, the worst part about that movie was Daniel Craig's terrible inconsistent Southern accent. It's back in full force. But it somehow, it somehow becomes endearing. A charming. He's like a Southern dandy kind of like a Gentile Southern, uh, I don't want to spoil it.

The guy, what do you mean in place, southerners? I don't know, but by the end of it, you're like, okay, I just want to see more movies with him as that character. Maybe we will. I'll try to say, okay, I just wanna see more movies with him as that character. Maybe we will. I'll try and see it this week. I wanna see Parasite. I wanted to see Parasite, but Millie didn't wanna read at the movies,

so we saw knives out. Would you turn that to be great? You should see JoJo Rabbit. I would like to as well. It's, it's amazing. I didn't hear it. That's it does not make bad films. Yeah.

And this is the movie portion of the so is this no life? I don't know. It is live. Yeah, we're live. Oh, shit. We had some technical difficulties earlier. We'll get that sorted out.

We'll figure it out. But we were recording the beginning. Yes. Oh, we were supposed to. Oh, no, but you said, but I said, oh, there's the chat. Oh, there. Hi chat. So can we have there. Oh, hi chat.

So can we have baby Yoda this week? No, what? Why not? Why not? I thought it was okay now. Why would it be okay now? What is the controversy? Why don't they want to be?

Isn't it cute? Disney was taking baby Yoda down for a while. That's done though. But it's over. They said it's okay. No, we can't. No, I haven't seen anything where it said it's okay. Everyone has just said they're taking it down.

We can't show it to the other. You can't show it. Whoever asked whoever told you that we can't no, I haven't seen anything where it said it's okay. Everyone is just said they're taking it down. We can't show you Get it. Whoever asked whoever told you that we can't show it ask them if we can't show it now Who okay, hey Patrick can I show baby Yoda? Oh, he's not here Does uh, how do you ask someone who's not here dipshit you don't ask the air As someone who has not seen the Mandalorian and Bernie what do you think? Can we show baby Yoda? He's not here. He won't respond to my text either. So I've never ever going to get an answer about. Hey, Barbara, can we show baby Yoda? Is he? Is he a big part of the series?

The Mandalorian? Yeah. Yeah. Is he? Does he have a cute little baby voice? He makes noises. What's his name? His no, nobody knows. In the, in the In the in the if you have the subtitles on it, just says the child. Yeah, he goes into the kid a lot too. I want to watch it. I figure I'll wait till the series is done. And then I'll buy it from month and watch it. Turn in, I do in the chronological movies and all that stuff. How are you doing there? Are you starting with episode one and going through?

You started episode four. So I started one. It took us six days to watch Attacular clients. Oh, why? Because we could watch for more than like 15-20 minutes before It's something about it. Just makes you want to turn it off every time it's seen changes and It's not well. I was gonna say it's not off. It's awful. I tried to I tried to do that Recently I tried to rewatch the prequels before Disney+. Plus came out, I had it on iTunes, and I started watching the Phantom Menace.

I figured it was the Phantom Menace or tag of the clones. I can look, I can find it. I took a screenshot of it because I was so shocked, but there's a scene where, oh, it must have been, Phantom Menace. Anyway, there's a scene where two characters are standing on a landing pad in front of a

spaceship and neither of those two characters are in focus. It's like, we're the two characters talking to each other. The characters are in stamp scene where it's like, yeah, and they're all in the same plane, but one of them's really far away somehow in the focus. Yeah, it's like, what is happening here? I know it's the same thing. If you were gonna do a full lot, watch through, would you go sequential or order a release? Probably order of release. I would think so too, because it's cooler way to learn.

It makes I think the first three more palatable, because you have buy-in on 4 through 6, as a great series, and then you go back, and then you can stomach those other ones. I don't like the order that we're doing it. I'm watching episode one and two, and I'm trying to think, like, am I supposed to know that Palpatine is

Sidious when's that reveal I can't three that reveals in three When is that I don't know I was trying to figure out if it was I mean he turns into Sidious when he fights mace Windu yeah, that's at the end of three or like the last act of three But yeah, like so I just feel like like it's not a series that makes sense to watch sequentially Yeah, I think you need to watch in the order that was released. Also, it's just he somehow made lightsaber's really boring. Like Luke, I'm your father becomes a much less cool reveal if you've seen episodes one through three first, I think. I also forget like there's so much coincidence.

Like what are the chances that his dad built that robot? Yeah, yes. Like it's kind of, it makes sense that it's just What are the chances that his dad built that robot? Yeah. It makes sense that it's just like junk robot that showed up. No, it's not work. So for, but then his dad had it. Is there anything? And the robot doesn't remember? Yeah, is there any interaction between Darth Vader

and C3Pier in the original trilogy? I don't remember. They were both on Best Buy. They had a moment where they were. I don't think so. But see, three-pill was in pieces in Best Ben, right? Yes, he's been carried on Chewbacca's back. That was in, yes.

Yes, but I don't think he ever interacted with Darth Vader. Episode two is just a bunch of shitty, almost shot for shot throwbacks to the original trilogy that are less impressive. Like, see, three-pP gets dismantled in that one. His head gets put on a drone thing. What do they think? I don't remember that at all. He gets head swapped and it's God.

We stood in line for fucking two days, see that movie and I fell asleep on it. Yeah. That was episode one. That was episode one. I was rewatching Rogue One over the weekend. I had it on and it was one of those early scenes where they're on like that opening planet where like young Jin and her father living and the mother. Mads Wilson. Yeah. And you know, the Empire guys come and like are talking to him. And that scenes on an extra turns to me and goes, give her a notice that in futuristic sci-fi movies. Nobody has a southern accent.

You ever noticed that in futuristic sci-fi movies, nobody has a Southern accent? And I was like, I'm Daniel Craig walked in. I had to really think about it. I was like, that is weird, I guess. Because I guess it's very obvious that people speak with like a British accent. I got a fat, they're maleans. Empire. I mean, the, uh, phantom menace, the vicerroy guys and all that, just Asian,

racist racist racist Chinese accent. I assume that done by white people. But I was like, if there had to be a character with a Southern accent and like a future sci-fi movie, I would think it would be something in the aliens franchise. Like alien or aliens. Yeah, like a space marine type thing. Yeah, you'd expect to see like a tough Southern dude. Yeah, I could see it who has old dude. Yeah, I could see it.

Who has old Southern dudes. I could see it there. Like you'd think like the bad guy in Avatar should have had a Southern accent. Did he not? I don't think so. He was more like grizzled like, like Sergeant Rock. Yeah.

And the skinny, one of the female people in a alien have a Southern accent. I don't remember a name. Not Ripley. Not Ripley. After Reward. Was that a writer? Not Rip the next and I don't remember a name. No, not Ripley. After rewatched on a writer, not Ripley, like you said, Ridley. That's right. I don't have to rewatch it. It's been a few years since I've seen it.

Believe it or not. Yeah, I put it on because I wanted to see it in 4k because it's like on Disney Plus, they say it's in 4k. It's like I own that movie on Blu-ray, and I own, like an iTunes streaming version of it. You feel about Fentaminus? I'm about Rogue One. So I wanted to compare like what it looked like

in like streaming on iTunes 1080 versus the Disney Plus 4K. It looks good, looks really good. Are you happy with Disney Plus? For the Mandalorian, sure, I don't know. There's not much else I'm really watching on it. I don't think I'm gonna get it or the Apple one. I don't think I'm gonna get it or Apple plus just cuz I Did you buy an iPhone? Yeah, I know I have a year but I just I Can't keep up with the shit that I have on Netflix and Hulu and Amazon. You started watching 90 day fiance didn't you?

Yeah, I'm in the 90 day fiance hard. Yeah, I really like I really like that. I love that. I'm also in the below deck now, which is also fucking great. Playing catch up on that. But like, and it's already so bad that it's like, I go, who Lou, I can't find anything on who I go, Netflix, and then if I can't find anything on Netflix, I, Amazon's like bottom of the barrel for me, and I barely get to Amazon, so I can't imagine adding more onto the layer.

But think about like, there's a show or two that you wanna watch and then it does come out. I'll probably get it for a month. Right, it's like get it for a month. Right. It's not like either of them has a huge back catalog of new original program. Right. It's like Disney plus is almost 99% back catalog.

What else do they, I mean, I don't have release the Mandalorian. I think they're going to have a Jeff Goldblum show. Oh, I don't know. They're going to have focus, too. Isn't there also like some new, uh, Kristen, fucking, what's her name? Kristen Bell, Kristen Wave. Isn't there like a new Kristen Bell series

on Disney Plus 2? Yeah, she's in the good place right now. Yeah, but that's right. I think there's like, it's either like a documentary series or some other series of the Kristen Bell that I think launched on Disney Plus. I think Apple TV Plus only has like a couple of shows too.

Got that morning show. Morning show for all mankind What's is that the one with the little baby from mankind that's servant or see? I don't know both of them have baby for mankind The moon Russian moon landing like if Russia landed on the moon before Oh, you think Netflix is gonna go away Like in the next five years not what do people think about just their hammer during money Like in the next five years. Not what people think though. Just their hammered during money.

They're just, I'm so in debt. It's, they're like losing money every day. Because they're spending shitlets on originals. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, they're, they're just trying to grow and make, I mean, as long as people still believe in it, the stock, the stock actually has been under some trouble. Because there's like, I was having a conversation about today

where it's maybe a bit. Jesus Christ. Get it. maybe up at... Jesus Christ. It's twice free. Where like the brands will essentially just like pick back their stuff up. So like Disney would pick all their Disney stuff up. But Netflix doesn't want that stuff anymore too, right? That's why they've been spending so much money

on the original content to try to fill that gap. They want Netflix to be purely original content at some point. Interesting. So, I mean, are they going to spend the money on licensing, or are they going to spend the money on their own IP? Yeah, their own stuff that they own. Yeah. It's stuff. It's a period of transition. I don't know. I don't see them going away. I think that

ultimately, you know, investors will continue to believe in them and support the company and give them money. I think longer term will see more shakeups in S-Vod. We'll see how committed Apple is to really doing Apple TV Plus. I didn't even know that they had $8 billion committed, right? That's what their initial... Right, but how far are they gonna go? I mean, they give everyone about an iPhone a year of it,

just to try to pump the numbers and get it going. And then your reason you didn't know is there's very little on it. So yeah, I had no idea it was a thing. They really don't even have a hand. It really doesn't take long to build up a solid platform of originals if you have the budget. Like, look at what Netflix has now compared to when, like, what was the first network? How the cards came out? And it was such a big deal. Or do you remember when Orange is the new black,

was a big deal? I think that show's still going on, or they just finished it. They just had a new season. I watched season one and a half. Like, and like, they've had, you go there now and it's like, I couldn't begin to watch all the, if I only had Netflix, I couldn't keep up

with all the Netflix content. I feel like if Netflix lost the office, they would lose a ton of subscribers. I think they are losing the office. They're losing it next year? I think so. Where's it going? I don't remember, let me look.

The office. I'm pretty sure it's the most so's gone. The most streamed thing on Netflix. Well, it's the office in Adam Sandler movies. It's the leave Netflix. That's not a joke. That's a joke. Yeah. It's not like Dave Sheppell. It's gonna go to NBC Universal's forthcoming platform. Yeah. Like they they they they swung in this last time they're

gonna they're gonna try again. Do you think that's the biggest thing that Disney plus is missing is a bingeable easy no brainer show like friends or the office? Maybe. I mean, there's a lot of stuff that hits people in an nostalgia bone. Like, there's all those old, like, dark-wing duck and duck tails and stuff like that.

Yeah, that's a lot of binge-bonging stuff. But it's stuff that- Yeah, that's not- But not in use stuff. Well, neither's Friends. But like, I fucking binge the fuck out of Friends when it was released on Netflix. The second episode.

And when it's coming to HBO Max. Exactly. I'll watch it there again, probably. What a value. I guess that is the challenge for like Apple, for instance, getting into the content game now, as they don't have a back catalog of 50 years of conspiracy.

There's no history. Yeah. They could put all their own keynotes. I don't really have to actually. I've been watching some of the old steam films. Every watch sometimes when like unveiling like the original MacBook Air or the original iPod is an interesting one.

It's a small room. To tell you that we tried to watch the new Mary Poppins movie, but it was on Netflix. It was only available on Disney+. In January 2021, Deutal Licensing Agreements, I guess. Same with like Solo and Nidalee is Stauos. Yeah.

The new Mary Poppins, it's just so bad. Dude, I couldn't, I took Millie to watch the first one a couple years ago and she asked me to leave. The original Mary Poppins? Yeah. We're 45 minutes in and nothing had happened yet and she's like, I just want to go home. I was like, okay. Yes, yeah.

Trevor and I just turned it off. We're like, I was like, do you, are you enjoying this? And he's like, not really. I was like, do you want to just stop watching? You don't, we're at home, you know, you can do whatever you want But the first very puppens is boring. It's so boring. If you thought the first one was boring Watch the new one. They're like takes a lot for us to even show up. They're still introducing characters like 40 minutes in yeah It's long. Yeah, I remember that the house shakes Why is the house shakes.

Why is the house shaking in the house? Because the guy fires the cannon. The guy has a cannon on his roof and he fires it all the time. That's pretty funny. Yeah. Are you still playing Death Stranding? I guess you've been out of town. Been out of town haven't touched any.

Do you like the game? I'm still, I think I'm getting close to being done with it. Well, that's not what I asked. It's not at all. Not even one bit. It's good. I'm really enjoying it. I'm really enjoying it. I'm really enjoying it a lot.

But there's a, I don't know if I could ever recommend it to anyone. The only way I could recommend it would be like, if you like the weird Kojima stuff, absolutely. Yeah. If you are just looking for a game to play. Who's my favorite character in that game? I don't know. Let me think.

Is it Die Hard Man? Is it Death Man don't let me think. Is it die hard man? Is it death man? Is it heart man? Is it mama? Is he sound like Mega Man character? Are these actual characters? Those are all characters. I like that mama is the rock-a-bye baby tune

when she calls. Yeah. Do do do do. That die hard man guy calls you a lot. He talks. He talks. He talks. He's like, we've just had a cut

seed together and you get to call me three times before I can get out into the open. Is there someone with the name stranding in their name? There's Bridget Strand, the president of the United States. Okay. I believe Amalese last name is also strand. I don't know, I don't remember her name. I don't know. Her daughter. But her brother is Sam Porter Bridges. Why is this name different? I guess I assume it's name occupation company, right? But not everyone else is like that.

Right. Yeah, I don't know. It's very hard to figure out what that gets. So yeah, the other day I was playing and it's just like you, Esther,jimingos. Are you uh are you having fun? Is this is this game fun? Oh yeah, it's pretty fun. I think I like it. It's a little weird though. And uh she asks how is it weird? And I paused the game and I just like looked at it and I said I really don't have time I explained that right now It's a kajima game. Let me get the white board with it. It's so weird.

Your baby controller cries, right? Yeah, like I was carrying another person on my back and they're all wrapped up. And she's like, why is that person on your back all wrapped up? I said, well, if the rain touches them, they age. That's what she was like. But it doesn't happen to your character.

Well, yeah, my character too. See, he's all covered up. He's got this hood on. He's wearing a rain. The rain doesn't touch it. The aging rain. How did you see Meg 64's video? I haven't seen you. I thought they did a Descranding in real life video and it's of course so funny. Did you get the other references if you haven't played the game?

I mean, if you've seen anything from the game, I think you understand. Yeah. It's essentially Rocco trying to carry a comical amount of like giant boxes. I'm excited to log back in and see if anyone used my ladder. I know. I'm excited about this. It's like someone used my generator. Like I put a generator somewhere I thought would be really useful. Anytime someone uses it, I get really excited.

Like other players? Yes. Oh, it's kind of like multiplayer, multiverse kind of. Do you ever use other people's shit? Yeah. All the time. Yeah, there's some stuff. Do you ever use other people's shit? Yeah. All the time. Yeah, there's some stuff in really good places. Yeah, there's God, there was a private room somewhere

where I like absolutely needed it. Yeah, there was one bit where I was on the brink of death. I was like, I'm not gonna make it, there's a ladder. And it was like the perfect ladder. And I was like, mashing like on it. Cause I was like, this is such a good ladder. I placed them. I placed them.

Do they disappear at some point? Or are they there for her? Oh, here's Nank 64's video. It's actually really good. I placed them. Do they disappear at some point or they're there for? Oh, here's negative 64's video. It's actually really good. That's like when you and I had to do the, uh, the, uh, immersion, where we carried all the doom stuff. Yeah. That's just like, you okay, and it keeps sealing about having to get somewhere.

You, uh, you don't ever actually see any of the other players. So the, what essentially what you're doing is you're rebuilding a network to reconnect everything. And when you bring a new area online, then other players who've been in the area might have built stuff that gets shared via the network. So my question is though, is that stuff exist forever? I've seen the network. Stuff exists for a long time. I don't know how it works.

Can you move it? I don't. You can grab. Can you move it? I don't. You can grab it. Here's my question. If I played the game on launch, is it harder than if I played a game two months from now? I don't think it gets the network. I don't know if it makes everyone.

I think there you play. You get glimpses of some people's stuff, and if you like one person's stuff, you'll see more of that stuff, okay, compared to other people. But I was trying to spray my, I was trying to de-age my cases. They're spray you can de-age stuff with. They're spray you can DH stuff. Yeah.

We could just like spray yourself and I accidentally just like muscle memory did it, but I had to ladder out so I just put a ladder down on it on like the tiniest rock. And I just thought, I hope people use this to climb over this time. Yeah. It's it's it's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a, uh, total I looked it up. It's like 35 hours long. Ah, I'll never get to it. I mean, I don't play a lot of PlayStation anyway, but I, I, I, I didn't even get into

fall in order. Like I played like two hours and put it down. I'm, wait, I'm waiting till I finish this training and pick that up. I'm just in college right now. I need those 10 minute, like hits. I can't, I just can't devote too much, that much time. It's so funny listening to Trevor play video games because he's in such a habit of filming videos

with the Jima Hunter that he'll narrate and speak out loud and things that he's doing. And I always think he's talking to me because I'll be in the other room and I'm like, what? And he's like, oh, no, just the game. I don't do that at all. I don't either.

I'm just like this. Mm-hmm. The second I leave, Russo. The fifth. It's gotten a don't either. But I'm just like this. Mm-hmm. The second I leave Rousseau teeth. It's gotten a little bit better now that I'm not in content as much as I used to be, but I'm still just so burned out from 16 years of constantly making videos that the second I leave Rousseau teeth, my mouth stops. I don't speak until I get back from 501 PM until 8 AM.

Yeah. I just don't. I'm the most boring person in the world outside of work. When we used to work at the call center, like if Jeff and I were hanging out outside of work, we would fight with each other over who had to call the pizza place to order. That's true. Like pizza delivery?

Because you can not just talk to someone. We were both so sick of talking on the phone every evening all day at the call center. It's like, no, you call. Though you call, I was before you could fucking order a pizza online. We paid for Roxas or, should have made a soundboard that just had on what you wanted. And then when the pizza would,

when we'd hear the pizza guy come up, it was a race to see you get run into the hallway to hide first and whoever got to the hallway first, the other person had to get the door. Wow, yeah baby. It's not like now when you could just be like, just leave it outside. No, it's no talk to me. It's been kind an interesting side effect of this career though is that I have no desire

to talk outside of here. I'm very similar. Yeah, so I feel bad. Like Millie, Millie sometimes she's like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah, and she's like, we don't talk as much as we used to. And I'm like, I know I'm sorry. I'll try. I'm like making effort to talk to people because I just otherwise I just sit in silence You know the opposite of that someone like Michael

You can put Michael in a room and he'd probably just be able to talk whatever do you mean? It's a skill. It's a fucking skill that he has Sometimes if Michael is an engine. He's a verbal engine He will if you just sit and witness Michael in the room, he will talk like two weeks worth of me in one day at work. And that doesn't stop when he leaves. There's been times where we've hung out like all together. When back in the day, when we used to go over

to like Michael and Lizzie's place or whatever. And I remember there were times where like, Michael would just start talking and then he would just be talking at us for like the entire evening and then we'd be like All right, thanks so much for having us over So we would go over there after work because it was like five and the summer the sun sets kind of late Yeah, I always go for swarms after work. We get over there like get changed and then it'd be 8 p.m

And we'd be going to the pool and the sun would already have gone down because he was tall for three hours. The thing that's so crazy about it, and what makes Michael so unique and so special, I guess, as well, is that he's not repeating himself. Like, he's got all new material. It's amazing. I would, I run out of shit to talk about pretty quickly.

Michael does not. He's also really good at, like I've heard him tell the same story before just because I've been in the room with him with one group and then another group. And I don't care when people do that. It's fine. But he when he tells the story, I it is so engaging every time, even if I heard it the exact same way, like a day before, yeah, it's a it's a fucking skill. It's a really good memory of the fine details to like, I'll

remember the gist of something But I'll never remember the exact words people said and he will retell it and say everything that was said I'll be like that's actually exactly how that was he told that story of Andy getting drunk and falling in the bathtub Or something like that and he comes in and like when he put her phone in the bathroom And like you just see Andy fall in the bathtub and he's like naked. I forget what happens But he told that story so many times and then you actually see Andy fall in the bathtub and he's like, I forget what happens, but he told that story so many times and then you actually see the video footage of it and it's just like, he told that story better than

when we actually, like, looking at it. We told the story about how he got Lindsay passed out and locked him out of his apartment and all the stuff and like the, lock me in the game. And I have the video of it and it's like shot for shot the RTA, like exactly how he told it.

Well, he's got, I've got the original it. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a bit of a photographic memory because he can, like I have seen every episode of always sunny, at least 10 times, but some of them 30, 40, 50 times, like he and I both had an unhealthy obsession with that show for a long time. And as much as I've seen, like I have seen an episode 30 times, and I can tell you the gist of that episode

and I can tell you the major jokes, Michael can narrate the episode. He knows everybody's lines and everybody's parts, almost like he's studied it's script. It's really impressive. I wonder which episode he knows the best and how far into it could he get before he gets the line on. He could probably get pretty far.

Yeah. Isn't it the office as well? Is that another show that? He watches the office a ton too. Yeah. Sounds like a challenge. We should the office of Tundh. Yeah. Sounds like a challenge. We should come up with for him. We should. Yeah. I don't think we'll win. I would guess it would be a season four, like a season four episode. I think that was like a volume of all of sunny would be one of those episodes. You could probably do the

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I've been playing a lot of Pokemon because I've been traveling and the Switch is the best for traveling. People are pretty annoyed that I caught a level 2 bird with my mum last time. I saw, I don't know much about Pokemon, but I looked at those images and the only thing I thought was, why did he use a masterbomb for it? Maybe I'm not understanding, maybe that's like a rare Pokemon or something? And I started reading the comments. Yeah, it made people mad. It's honestly something I've always done, because I talked about this on the podcast.

Did you get something used? I never like a weapon-order, like if I pick up a power weapon, made people mad. It's honestly something I've always done, because I talked about this on the podcast. I never like a weapon order. Like if I pick up a power weapon, I'll just shoot it at the next enemy I see, even if it's like a, you know, tiny like fodder enemy and other people just hoard that stuff until the end and never use it so much. It's like, so I've always, as a kid, I used the master ball on like whatever the next one I found was just

because it annoyed my friends and I've just been that way ever since. But yeah, you get one masterful per game and it's like a guaranteed 100% catch rate. So that's it just a one per game. You get one per game and you just have to beat the game We'll get really far into the game to get it and I'm just Just throw that shit What a waste that's fine because of how unsatisfying it is to other people. You know what? Is it a waste though if the alternative is to never use it? Well, the alternative is in case you're using it for shiny Pokemon. That's the thing, right? No, I'm not a sin of shiny yet. I think the odds of finding one are like one in four pounds. They're pretty rare, right?

I thought Ray Tweet about how excited he was that he'd played for like 10 hours and had over a thousand encounters and he finally got one. He has a reaction. That was a reason to use it. You can find a shiny that won't flee though. I think you can just keep throwing bulls at it until you get it. I don't see the reason to use a monster. You talk on the wrong person. On just a shiny.

I don't know. I don't know if I've got enough about it, but you can increase your odds of finding one, but it's still like one in a thousand charts, probably if you had one. That's like, are you aware that there are gun animation reload Easter eggs in battlefield? Yes.

There are like one in 10,000. But there's one where you like pulls out the gun like this. He's like, pulls out the Mac. That's crazy. I love that kind of stuff. I love that stuff too. That's awesome. Because you can probably play the whole game

without ever seeing it. Oh, you most likely will. And most people will probably play the game and see it and go, huh? Is that glitch and most people will probably play the game and see it and go, huh? Second glitch? Yeah, and then be like, I guess not. We just reloaded another 20 times

and I didn't see that. Huh, or just totally miss it. That's really cool. Yeah, that's gonna be the worst. Just like totally miss it. The only reason I know that is I've seen like compilation, same gift song, on Reddit. Like, oh, I don't know, that was there.

I used to study that shit back when we would do a lot of Easter egg videos, you know? And I've learned very quickly not to try to, that was like, I'm not gonna bother about that. Trying to capture it. Yeah, you do like shoot, reload, shoot, reload, shoot, like that's a whole day. Like to hope you find one.

Yeah. I love the Skyrim content you guys would make. That's always my favorite. Thanks for doing Skyrim. Oh. That was my shit. I would watch that all the time. That was just fun days. Yeah. It was so easy to cook. It that all the time. Those are fun days.

It was so easy to cook. Came is just so open. Did they come up with anything? I wonder if those videos get bumps every time they re-release Skyrim for a new platform. They do. They did, yeah. Those videos had longer tails than, for one of the reason,

Skyrim and Left For Dead had the longest tails of any videos we made back then. Like they would just keep turning out videos, like views in the back catalog at a rate that nothing else did. Yeah. I've really missed making things to do. Why don't you make them again?

Do it, dude. You get a whole office over there and you can go make them in a right now. I mean, we just filmed so many less plays that it's no time to, I mean, it's what Matt spends his time doing. Yeah. The things to do is mean, it's what Matt spends this time. Yeah, it's, the things that use are, are, they're, they're very time consuming because they're super time consuming.

And they're not, it's just not a good use of your time. I was told me for personally doing things to do. It was at the tail end of what I was still making that kind of content was I played an open world game, open world games are like as soon as you get an up world game, you're like, chitching, I can make 20 of these things. I played Mad Max and I was, I put like 25 hours into the game and I got this zero things to do. I got close to like 10 and then nothing ever worked

out right and then you look at it and you're like, I spent my whole weekend trying to make come up with content and I got, and I struck out. And it's just, it sucks. Yeah, you know. It was, I feel like I've do a lot outside of work to do them when I played more of those types of games But also we had more time at work where we were only making like one to three lets plays a week So I could actually spend like a whole morning doing

Throwing a cabbage into a bucket and scaring us. We just good. There would never be enough time for that now. Yeah I just like something to those guys over there. But I saw speaking of things to do in. I saw someone kind of made almost like a things to do in Death Stranding. Excuse me, where they tried to make an SSX mode. And they created like a kind of a snowboarding course and a snowboarding game.

That's awesome. In Death Stranding, yeah, which is like, it's a game about just like carrying and delivering stuff, but they found a way to like turn ladders into rails and they're like, we're gonna ask like, what kind of stuff you can build? What's that thing? When do you get that? You're probably close to getting that. It's a floating carrier. It's, uh, it's also such a craft suit because it's so pretty in this game. And that's the thing that I don't want people to be like, because people get in the stagic and they're like, we'll make less, less plays so you can make more things to do. The problem with it too, it's like it's not a guarantee

you're gonna get anything out of it. And then when you do, there's not a guarantee anybody's gonna watch it. Yeah. The amount of things to do is we made that people don't remember versus the ones they do. Everybody remembers pissing off the preacher or cop stop or like,

Trickshot, Grillspert or Trickshot. pissing off the preacher or copstop or... Is it one of the cabbages in the lake? Trickshot. Groose, spur, or trickshot, or... I mean, some of them I would spend like 10 hours making. And if a video gets like 120,000 views and I spent 10 hours doing it, probably no longer worth a time to do those. Yeah, it's just, it's, unfortunately,

you entertain a lot less people that way and put a lot more effort into it for the hope that you get a lucky trick shot, you entertain a lot less people that way and put a lot more effort into it for the hope that you get a lucky trick shot. And it's just like, the people don't remember all the things that we pumped out that nobody watched. All the GTA ones that didn't do well, the hitman ones that didn't do well,

although we had some hitman ones do really well, all the whatever, you know. Like Max in a relaxing, was one of my favorite things to do, we ever did. That was Michael's. And it was in Max Payne. He would like, he would like, he would pull a tiny, little time tires and then knock it up.

And then it didn't do super well. I was so bummed. Yeah. It's like, it's just such a crap shit for the amount of work you put into it. Apparently age just made a thing to do in desk training. Probably Matt Bragg. Oh, yeah. What was it?

Was anyone on the commentary? I found it. Max and relaxing. Oh, yeah. What was it? Was anyone on the commentary? I found it. I found it. Max and Relaxen. They have seven years ago. Yeah. Wow.

How many views? 600 or about 600 or 30,000? Yeah. They probably got very late. Oh, at the time it came out. They got about 400,000 of those since it came out. Yeah. Still over time.

Time to back catalog. Mark, that training. I don't even know what was the thing to do. I don't even remember that one. What was that? If I were cool, that was, oh, that was you would Michael. It was Mark, Mark Nut Training. It was either you, you and Michael did one in Skyrim

where you shot stuff with arrows. That might have been a ratio of limited length things. Yeah. And we said we would read, revisit in 2016 and we didn't. Mark Nut Training might have been only a little bit of a thing. Yeah. And we said we would revisit in 2016 and we didn't. Mark Nutchaining might have been when we did, when we made the platforms in Minecraft and we shot the arrows. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember surprise? No. That was when we just made a piece of Red Wool pop out in Minecraft and punched you in the face. Oh, yeah. That was the predecessor to No Glory Hall, which is my favorite, which is the exact same thing,

except it's Stanzu up and punch you in the face. It was like a jackass kit. Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. That was all, yeah. Well, it's like the high five. Yeah. There was also one called Gardening Grief, where I was just using bone meal on the floor.

That was it. I bet that video has a shill on the other. Yeah. D mining. I remember all the Minecrafts in the Skyrims. I think I just used to try and come up with one of those per week, alternating. Endless amounts of things.

I'll come up with something. You guys do. Yeah, in Minecraft. I'm amazed I came up with still. All right, I do have a week. Make a house. The make a house. Make a house.

What if you made Baby Yoda in Minecraft? Oh, I'm sure people have done it. Yes, please. You should watch it. The Baby Yoda show. All right, oh my God. Although I will say I watched this last most recent episode, but after I was done with it, I was like, oh, yeah, this is a kid show

Oh, middle or it yeah, how many episodes in is it? I think there's four and it's an eight episode run or I don't know A few more. I appreciate shows more than ever now that are between 20 and 30 minutes long. Really? Yeah There's so many shows recently have been like 45 to an hour. It's just, I know. Even like the new season of Temptation Island, which is, are you watching it? No, I love Temptation Island though. The 8-1 I will see for you. They snuck it out.

Like it just, they didn't even announce it. And it was out. Yeah, it's on Hulu. And it's better than season one. It's phenomenal. But the episode's like one episode is 42 minutes. The next episode is an hour and a half. It's like super inconsistent.

Damn. Yeah. That I would watch. That's just shit TV. You watch those people destroy their lives. That's so great. You should also watch 90 day fiance. I finally got Jeff to give it a try.

It's really good. I will say 90 day fiance is not bingeable because those episodes are heavy. Like after an episode, I'm like, what is the most poor people? premise of that show. Is it someone who is trying to get a work visa or? The basic premise is, and there's a bunch of variations. The basic premise is an American falls in love with someone who lives in another country. Okay.

That person moves to America and then they have 90 days to get married. Otherwise, that person needs to leave the United States on a K1 visa I think that's what Jack and Katie had to do right the fiance visa, right? But this is like people who might not necessarily know each other very well like There isn't there's an and the way they peel back the layer like the way they the way they peel back the onion on knowledge Is really interesting to like there's this dude who's like a single dad and he meets this woman from, I had a Dominican Republic or somewhere. Oh, yeah, Dominican Republic.

And they've met, they have spent one day together and they're engaged. Like, he flew over there. No, no, no, he was on a cruise. He got on a cruise that stopped at the Dominican Republic. It stopped and they spent one day together. Then they talked online for a long time, fell in love on the internet and then she comes over and they've only spent one day together, then they talked online for a long time, fell in love on the internet, and then she comes over, and they've only spent one day together. Right. But the cool thing about that is, like, episode four, you're watching them go through

this process, and then episode four, they're like, oh, by the way, I've got five kids with four of the women. And you're like, what? They hold onto these nuggets of information that aren't whole game changers. It's really cool the way they tell the story. Did you ever watch catfish? Not the movie, but the series. I watched a lot of that series. I watched a lot. It's really cool the way they tell the story. Did you ever watch catfish? Not the movie, but the series. I watched a lot of that series. I watched a lot of it. I watched the movie. I couldn't get into the show.

I find those guys to be kind of off-putting. Yeah, they get more and more off-putting as time goes on. But that show is fascinating too. Yeah. And scary. Yeah. Yeah. I've had my picture used and information used on like a lot of different websites and

dating apps and stuff like that. It's really easy to pay for you when I know you. But someone to get my account back on Facebook from the guy that took it from me, I had to convince Facebook I was me. Oh shit. It took forever. I met someone message me on a social media platform being like, hey, I just want to make sure this is you I'm talking to like you said you'd run away with me and be like my little sex

thing and I was like No, like I am not on any app if you're talking to someone who looks like me or you think is me secretly. It's not It's not yeah, I think I don't know about that I mean, I know a match with me like friends from England who match with me on dating apps like Why you is this you I'm like no what the chances that someone pretending to be me Match for someone who actually knows me in real life, right? Yeah, it's great I my favorite thing is when I see people post They're just like oh someone's using your photos for this Tinder profile and they put like 23 or 24 and I'm like

photos for this Tinder profile and they put like 23 or 24 and I'm like, all right. I'm so happy. You like high five or 24? Excellent. Well, I will say Gus, I am sorry. It took me so long to take your recommendation. The heart. I finally got into it. I recommend it more than worth.

I recommend it to another season to you, but then there's another one. You recommend it season four. Yeah, there's another one. I also wanted to recommend a cat thing of it right now. How many episodes is a season? Because one of them like episode five or six. I don't know. There's a lot.

I can't fathom any of these people working out. Sometimes they do, but then you don't hear about them anymore. It's like every now and then you'll, you'll watch a couple on that show and be like, oh, they look like they could really work. And then you never hear from them again. Because like, oh, well, I have so many mean things I want to say about those people

that I feel bad saying it in camera. Yeah. It sucks. Cause they're real people. They are real people. There's so much I want to say about the beekeepers, but that's a, that's a, they don't even really speak the same language.

And this is another recurring thing among many different couples is they'll have to rely on Google translate. And it's like, and if the translator apps not working, they can't speak to each other. Yeah, how deep up. Yeah, yeah. How well can you really know someone if you're relying on a third party app? Because you can't have a deep up. Yeah. Yeah.

How well can you really know someone if you're relying on a third party app? Because you can't have a deep conversation with them. Yeah. Or there's misunderstanding, even in a basic conversation. Yeah. It's tough. It's rough. It's a good show.

It is a great show. What's the name of it? 90 Day fiance. There's a lot of spin-offs. So there's 90 day fiance. There's before the 90 days, if two people meet and they're like thinking about entering this process, there's night defiance. There's before the 90 days if two people meet and they're like thinking about entering this process There's night if you on say the other way where an American leaves the United States to go move to another country There's a night if you on say happily ever after which continues following a couple after they're married

And I think that's all of this is big as the bachelor franchise Yeah, how does the US government not just see the show and just invalidate all of those visas when they went through the process. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not like they're they don't. Don't have usually they're not scamming the system. Sometimes you're like, I think this is a scam. It's pretty obvious when it's a scam. There are some people that seem to genuinely like really care for each other. Yeah, absolutely. Like I will say the Brazilian girl and her dad who she's dating, she seems to really care about him. Like I think at least at this part in the show, like you don't know the bombshell.

Like you don't know the bombshell or it was coming. Right. You know, yeah, it's fascinating. Speaking of trashy reality TV, I have not seen this, but I saw a trailer for the new season of X on the Beach on MTV. What is that show? You've never heard of X on the Beach? No.

Well, let me tell you about it. You're speaking my language, yeah. It's a British show that is now on MTV America. It was, I think it was started on MTV UK, which is its own thing, I guess, and then they ported it to America. But they take reality TV stars from like the road rules and the challenge and from the bachelor and from other shows like any kind of reality dating show and they say

you're going on a dating show on an island and are like are a Hawaii and they're like yeah I want to be on the new dating show and you get there and then they're all kind of standing around and then they find out that the hook is every episode three X's show up and are then a part of the dating show. X's of two. They don't know, they just get called down to the beach. And they're like, we need three of you to come down to the beach. They come down to the beach and then they wait and then two people walk up and it's like,

is it gonna be my X? Or is it gonna be your X? And they don't know which X? And then suddenly your X boyfriend or X girlfriend is on the show talking shit about you while they're trying to date people and stuff too. And it just turns into people fucking and punching. It's pretty much all there.

At the same time, sometimes. What's the name of the show? But, fuck punch. But it's trash in all the worst ways and some good ways. But the new season takes place, it's called like, Peak of love or some shit. And it takes place just like in a cabin on the top of a mountain in the snow.

So they can't escape. They're snowed in. And you don't even have like the sexy factor of people being in the canes. And you don't, and that's the whole show is that they're half naked all the time. But they're just, they just pump alcohol into them. And then they are trying to fall in love, say like,

say like, Gavin and I fall in love. Are we start dating and I'm like, we're getting into it and they're gender-fluid sometimes too. So it's like, oh yeah, we're gonna start hooking up and then boop, boop, boop, boop. Suddenly we turn around and Dan's there and he's like, Gavin broke up with me and I'm here to set the record straight. And I'm like, oh no.

And then Gavin's like, no, don't talk shit about me, Dan. Don't tell everybody all the best stuff like this. Dan, it's you. Yeah, and then it's a whole, and it just turns into a whole thing. Wow. And then sometimes you have like, I've seen episodes where there's like dudes that have like three X-girlfriends, they're all at the same time. It's really.

So it'd be like Bachelor in Paradise for that Blake guy. It's kind of like Bachelor in Paradise with Blake, yeah. Bachelor in Paradise is the, is the classy version of X-girlfriend. Wow, that's saying a lot. And I mean that, And I've seen both. And I do not think Bachelor in Paradise is classy in anywhere. Where does a temptation island fall?

Temptation island shits on all of them. Temptation island is the top of the mountain. It is the gold standard of reality dating TV. I'm not kidding. I'm gonna watch that tonight. Yeah, there's a top of the mountain. Eight episodes out. Top of the mountain, but not the show that's up the mountain.

No, it's not that. That's the bottom of the barrel. I know the top of the mountain is the bottom of the barrel. Top of the mountain is the bottom of the mountain. It ate up such a top of the mountain, but not the show that's up the mountain. No, it's not that that's that's the bottom of the barrel. I know the top of the mountains, the bottom of the barrel. Top of the mountains, the bottom of the barrel. I don't feel like it's officially state that Dan and I have only ever stuck to each other off, we would never officially date. Okay, that's fair. Like at the same time. Need to get your story straight before you go to the next on the beach.

Because stuff's gonna come out. We, you're talking about a cabin reminding me about this story. You and I went skiing together once. Yeah. And, uh, we were so fucking dumb about it. Do you remember we like, you tried to skate up, why are we dumb about it? We went up, we met someone and, uh, we went to their cabin up on a mountain, but we didn't take any food.

Do you remember that? And there was no food in the cabin. What did we eat? Nothing. There was a single can of beans in the fucking cabin. I heard the beans! I heard the can of beans! You're right! And there was no can opener! And the store was far away and not open.

Right. Yeah, we were hungry. So what'd you do with the beans? We couldn't eat them! We could eat them! We were on a mountain! You can't get into a can! We had nothing to eat.

We went to bed hungry. That's right! I just remember skiing. That's why I learned how to ski on that trip. Right. And I remember watching you learn how to ski, which is one of the funnier things I've seen. It's a good one. Oh, of course I want to see you skiing.

On the time I've ever seen you. I want to see you skiing out. Let's just say, Gus was not a duck to water. Yeah. That's what, that's what I get mildly. Were you skiing like someone who'd been D.H. by C.G. I was like, I'm getting this. This is all right. It's like kind of a little bit of a guss. That's what that's putting it mildly. Were you skiing like someone who'd been Daged by CG? I was like, I'm getting this, this is all right.

It's like kind of like, you know what I'm like, you're stuck because you're like, put your feet together and like, dig into the snow. I like pizza. And I guess like, I was so skinny, I couldn't break into the snow.

No. Like, my weight wasn't enough to pierce the snow. Little little little little ballocks. Little shit. No, he's not kidding. It was bad. And I also remember we would done the first time we went down the snow. Little, little bollocks. Little shit. No, he's not kidding. It was bad. And I also remember we went down the, the first time we went down the mountain,

or like we got, after we spent a day or two skiing, I got fairly decent at it. Some of us. On one kind of beast. And it was very hungry. And I just remember going down the mountain and going like, hey, is that, Gus is that blood over there?

And he's like, yeah, it looks like dry blood in the snow. And it's like weird, man. Is that more blood? And you realize this blood everywhere all over the mountain. People are just getting fucked up left and right. Do you remember that? There were just piles of blood. Was it like head blood?

I don't know. Or maybe nose blood? Probably nose blood or the blood. Especially it's so dry. It would be like a tree and blood. Maybe like... Trees on their period. I could tell when they're trying to end the podcast

because they keep cutting to the what? I didn't even notice. All right, well, I guess we should wrap up anyway. It's about that time. I'm sorry we didn't talk about any of your stuff. That's why we talked about wasps and vegan Thanksgiving. That was all in manners. Yeah.

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