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You're a bit crabby on it today.
I'm kind of crabby, I'm Gus.
I'm Gavin.
I'm Gavin.
I'm Bernie.
I'm Gus.
I don't know.
I'm Jolly. Things should be good.
Have you seen my new office?
You got new office.
You got new office, right?
Gus has his own office.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
So you moved out of Beth and he's off. Have you seen how, yeah, and she made that office, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I looked at him and I go, where'd that get? I knew exactly what you're talking about.
It was all the right words.
Binky couldn't talk for like three minutes and it really, it, that probably would have
killed me if I was there.
I was pretty happy.
I love when you mess up.
He loves when I mess up.
He loves when everybody mess up.
He means Gavin I think have a shared love of that.
Especially like you in particular.
Flub, love, love.
When you flub.
You continue to flub. It's like you're juggling the words.
Now you're like trying to pull them down.
Yeah, you do like a flub fumble.
Dude, you try to catch like four times in a row on that midnight.
He had this flub day to cut it out where he couldn't say the word definitely.
Definitely is hard to say sometimes.
What was the answer? I don't know.
I don't know. At one point I just crouch down behind the podium and just sound the flow.
So all of us now have been on that midnight here. Yes. And only two of us have one.
This bomb to burn. Hey, spoiler. That's you. You know what's off to you.
The pressure of not really you cheated by the way. Yeah. Why do you think I cheated?
It's filthy. Is it because it was really funny. Someone told me that I should on purpose not win
so that I could give you a chance to win.
And you didn't.
Fuck that, yeah.
Of course.
I came in third.
Like I was like gonna be,
I was winning the whole time and then I got like
something we got to the,
bup bup bup, what do we get to?
Oh, the independent state thing.
It's like Mario Party.
It's all bullshit at the end.
It is, it's all bullshit. It's all rubber bands. It's all rubber bands. It's our stars. It's like Mario party. It's all bullshit at the end It is it's all bullshit
It's all rubber bands. It's all rubber bands. It's their stars. Yeah fucking horse shit
So I never one thing I I at least I don't think I ever do you know how sometimes and
There's so many fucking dopes that work at this company that do this now like when somebody follows them and they like
Screen shot it and tweet that the someone is following them
Like everyone's going kind of apeshit about this porn hub chick that follows.
Is it porn hub or you porn?
Yeah, that's free advertising, my friend.
It's killing me.
It's just like, it's you porn Katie.
Every time somebody does it now, I'm just like,
it's a porn subject.
I'm like, guys, come on, let's show the fuck out.
However, at the moment when I almost did it this weekend,
because somebody said, and it's super insulting,
but somebody said, hey, I just saw Independence Day two,
and Bernie is like, Randy Quaid is like
the crazier version of Bernie,
like the older crazier version of Bernie.
Like, he looks like me, and I was like,
you fucking asshole.
And there's this thing on Twitter
where when somebody who's verified interacts with a tweet,
where you're either mentioned or whatever,
that it'll let you know, and Randy Quaid liked that tweet.
But the weird thing was, is that Randy Quaid,
who by the way, is allunic.
Right, he's gone off the deep enemy.
He's like the new Gary Bucy, right?
Like he lives in Canada and yells about the government,
the US government.
Is that what he's doing these days?
I'm looking him up.
Did you just get too far into character
and independence day and he just got stuck there?
It is, it's like he became the character in Independence Day.
Is, have we seen Independence Day too? Is he in that?
Is he in it?
No.
No.
He died in the first roadblock is saying no.
We have a lot of people here from like RTX is coming.
So we have like a lot of special guest here today.
Are we doing one of these RTX?
Apocalypse.
Yeah.
Barbara is preparing something special for it.
I am, actually.
She is.
For you, Gavin.
It's great. Why do you look. She is. For you, Gavin. So you know, great.
Why do you look really high?
I have allergies.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yes, she walked up to me before the podcast
and she said something and I just couldn't listen.
I was just staring at you.
Yeah, the second I walk outside,
I don't know what it is.
The air hits my eyes and they instantly burn
and start tearing.
No, that sucks.
Marijuana.
Yeah.
Yeah, I hot boxed outside Merle one hair
You're somebody we know
Collectively know has a motorcycle now. I didn't know that
Aaron air has a motorcycle. No, I feel like I haven't been around in like
Six weeks. Yeah, he has a motorcycle. You're looking you're dying. You're blinking a lot
Yeah, now I'm like really conscious of my eyes
Don't touch him cuz they get worse. Why don't you get shit about that?
About getting a motorcycle you don't have get worse. Why don't you get shit about that? About getting a motorcycle?
You don't have a motorcycle?
I don't have one, Barbara.
What's this point the Gavin's trying to make?
What a fucking idiot.
Okay.
Why don't I get shit for not being around?
Yeah, well, because I'm, I don't know.
I was gonna try to come up with a reason I don't know.
I get bullocks by every department.
It's because you can't fire us.
Here's why.
It's because people miss you. When I get invited to do something, when I get invited to do something, I invite otherocks by every department. It's because you can't fire us. Here's why. It's because people miss you.
When I get invited to do something,
when I get invited to do something,
I invite other people to come with me.
Like if I get like a thing and I'm like,
oh, why don't you come on this thing with me?
It's true.
I do whatever.
So then people are like, okay, it's good.
Do you regret inviting me to on at midnight?
I guess absolutely.
I do.
Jerk, as unbelievable.
Lost to Barbara, subset.
To me, that game is Taylor made for you.
That show is Taylor made for you. that show is Taylor made for you,
because it's all,
it's all, it's all great.
What?
A great pun.
Terrible.
You're gonna make it great again.
Terrible.
Dude, it's all like plan words and word play
and all that, all that kind of stuff.
Yeah, it's great.
It's fun.
It's, it's the, the first time I did it,
super, super, super intimidating.
And I was like worried about Barbara all week
because I was like, I mean, you're coming
to fucking TV and track you.
I was sitting in my dressing room like,
I had that like music playing from a movie.
She really did, she was pumped.
She also, by the way, Gus, not to sound like an asshole.
There's three, there's three dressing rooms there,
because there's three contestants.
There's one that's way bigger and way nicer than the other two.
Barbara got the nice one.
Nice.
I've had the same one every time.
No, it's like the ultimate first world. That's not true. It's true. You had the one I was in one time. Nope bring it on
Because Colton got the nicer one
You are you are correct
Wait a minute
Let me think about this. Let me think about this
The first time I got the nice one
Let me think about this. The first time I got the nice one,
Gus did not, Gus got a shitty one.
I'm looking it up.
The second time, Colton got the nice one.
And I got the other one.
This is a really boring conversation for everybody.
I stayed in the same one, every time.
Basically, we're saying you never got the nice room.
They also do this thing where they ask us,
do you want anything special in your dressing room?
And that is like where you can just go like, you can go like all brown M&Ms or whatever.
I've never, have you ever asked for anything, Gus?
God no.
Gavin, I have never asked for anything.
Barbara, she went nuts.
What did I do?
What did I do?
When the first thing she asked for?
First thing she would ask for?
Sparkling water.
Bottle of whiskey.
Oh.
So that means you're not looking bad.
What boots? She's doing it right. I just never thought to ask for that. I said
Wow, that's a really nice offer. I would love to have you did the same thing last time
You wrote on it. They stole my joke. Yeah, I stole it. It's called tradition. Let me go. I'm burning this iron talent manager
So you're you're three I don't remember the number
Collin manager. So you're three?
I don't remember the number.
I don't remember the number either.
Yo, it's my fault.
Seriously, it's my fault.
So we had fun, so that's a common essential.
I also came to find out from Twitter
that people who live in the UK,
formally of the European Union,
that you guys can watch it as well.
Some people have been tweeting about watching in the UK.
So hopefully you've deviated it,
and if not, maybe you can watch it
do some digital site that has it.
Larva wins, spoiler.
Sorry.
Yeah, if you do a dance in all over the stage,
like a maniac.
Yeah, I was all about it.
I was all, I was comfortable.
I think at one point, you pelvic thrusted the bloke
in the front row, with the vagina.
Well during the commercial breaks,
they have some music playing and you know,
crowds into it.
Dill, a little dance for some of the audience members.
She made out with the news.
She was in my pelvis there.
I was wearing a skirt so they probably saw my VJJ.
But that's okay.
TV.
Nothing like a front row of that.
Can I be like, I'm going underwear on a son of a son of a TV.
They were they were they warned ahead of time.
They're in the splash zone.
Yeah, they were definitely in the splash zone.
Who is that watermelon guy?
You see VJJ, is that how you say it?
VJJ. I've only said VJ. Or you can also say Vajeen. I'd say pussy
John Valjean
John something is very unnerving about you saying the word pussy pussy
When you have to describe a female's genitals in front of your wife. What do you say vagina? You say vagina?
Sure, okay. I've never had to
describe if this theoretical situation ever came to pass I would say what if you're dirty talking
but China
but JJ
but you're gonna stick in your vagina fiber what does like? So I'm just gonna take my penis and stick it in your vagina.
Just wanna say I'm really grateful right now
for all of vagina.
Appreciate I'm enjoying the vagina, right?
Yeah.
I wanna mention that this vagina was brought to you by...
You're right.
If you like, you can come in the bedroom, go.
Here go, hold on a second, I need to fuck this.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna fuck this.
I'm gonna fuck this.
I'm gonna fuck this.
I'm gonna fuck this. I'm gonna fuck this. I'm gonna fuck this. I'm gonna fuck this. I'm gonna fuck this. If I could have my sex session sponsored, I'd be all about that.
I'm doing an ad read.
What did you do to ad read?
You wouldn't be able to keep it up through a movement watch read.
Before we get started, let me.
Oh God.
That's some long ad reads it.
It's like a super targeted ad read. It's like that read for one person.
Yes, Esther.
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Gus Fuchs.
Oh, good.
Sweetie, you really need Dollar Shave Club.
Sweetie, you really need Dollar Shave Club. That was my way, that was your joke, it wasn't your anybody particular.
Just your joke. Sorry, did you do that dirty talk?
I find it ridiculous. I don't know. I'm too self-aware.
I can imagine that it's a bitch. Yeah, it's just like talk dirty to me and you're like,
shut up bitch and then this is complete silence
for the rest of the day.
Yeah, that's it.
Just like I like it, keep going.
What about you?
Yeah, what about you, Bubber?
No, no, you can ask the question, you can't answer it.
You can't answer it.
No, I get like, Asuka's dodge.
It's like a card I can play.
No, it's like I asked it.
Well, now she's asked you.
I feel like you get that in bed.
I feel like what's the ask?
Yeah, you can try that.
You can do some antibiotics,
you can clear that right up. I was like, what's the ask? Yeah, you can try that. You can try that. You can get some antibiotics to clear that right up.
Yeah.
The dodgy ask.
So yeah, you have been out for a while.
Who's the last time you run a podcast?
Dude, a podcast have actually been around
for the podcast, but the Monday meeting
which we have on Monday mornings,
I figured I hadn't been to a Monday meeting
since before India.
The summers are nightmare.
Like I was at VidCon this last weekend, which we should talk about in a minute. And, I was at VidCon this last weekend,
which we should talk about in a minute.
And while I was at VidCon,
we were talking about RTX being this coming weekend.
RTX is like, it's all consuming.
I mean, it's like, oh, there's some people who for like the last
month have talked about nothing but RTX, you know?
And there's people that work on it all year long.
So last weekend, I was at VidCon,
it's telling you about going back for RTX.
I have another event before RTX.
Are, that's in a couple of days.
I know, I'm Wednesday.
I'm going to, I have a speaking engagement on Wednesday.
For what?
I will take it.
Is it in town or do you have travel for it?
No, I have travel.
I got a travel for it.
You're lunatic.
You know?
Yeah, what if it isn't make it back?
I do, I do one of those things where it's like,
like count, Felicia Day when she was in the podcast said it best. And she, I don't know if she said on the air, but she said she doesn't make it back. I do, I do one of those things where it's like, like, how, Felicia Day when she was in the podcast said it best.
And she, I don't know if she said on the air,
but she said she doesn't agree to anything
unless she would do it this week.
Like if something is six months away on the calendar,
I'm always like, I can totally handle that.
I can go to VidCon and then go to this other thing
and then go to RTX after that.
No big deal.
And now it's like here and I'm like,
what was I fucking thinking?
Why did I do this to myself? Yeah, it's like what we did with
What was it was kind of funny live to E3 let's play live?
RTX yeah, oh, what is my thing doesn't remember me?
All these steps just so log into my junk while you look that up. Let me read this quick message right here
What an awesome
Dirty talk. This is my dirty talk
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I want the dessert thing go grab it. I'm tied to the chair. I can't get up
I definitely go get another recording
We went to eat three mega and I had a donkey cone competition. Oh
Gavin
That's I wanted to eat the delicious. I'm still edible. It's
fine. It's totally fine. It landed face down. No, it didn't.
She's she a f**k. Come on. We can see it. Stop screen. All right. Thanks for having me.
Thanks for having me. I'm going to eat anyway. I'm going to play on a plate. You guys didn't
record the thing leaving. It's just left. It's low by magic. You got to run the magic.
You want to run the magic. So I'm going to the Congress of Future Science
and Technology Leaders.
Ooh, where's that?
It's in Boston.
Boston.
Boston.
That's a-
It is far, but I get there by plane.
So it's really very little effort on my part,
but thanks for considering how far it is.
So do you fly back the next day or the same night?
I fly the day of my speaking engagement
and I fly back the day after.
Oh, good.
Very bulls.
And I'll be here before RTX, I'll be here, I'll be all good.
In fact, we have a shoot for a popular show
on the network called Immersion that we're doing that night.
So I can't believe.
That was the Buzz Aldrin thing.
Remember a billion years ago, when I got a letter
from Buzz Aldrin inviting me to this thing
and I was like, can I take mid something? I got totally suckered by that. Like I literally said I will absolutely do
this because Buzz Aldrin was the one. He's the second, oh he's, excuse me, he's one of the first
men on the moon. I've learned this. Have you learned this about that he doesn't like being called
the second man on the moon? Because he landed at the same time as Neil Armstrong. He didn't put a
shoe on it. Up. He still landed on the fucking moon.
Second comes right after first.
He was, he was still, it's the first second.
He was the, he was being held up by the moon.
You'll appreciate this.
He was being held up by the moon at the same time
as another dude.
Like at that moment.
He's held up.
Yeah, the moon was like the moon was holding him up.
What?
When the lander goes and lands on the moon,
the moon is the reason why they're being held up in space.
They're not up though.
What do you mean held up?
They're being held up by the moon.
They're on the moon.
They're on the moon.
They're both in the lander and the lander landed.
See, he missed a trick though,
because Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon,
walked out on his feet.
If he had just done it on his hands,
he would have been the first one to do that.
That's true.
He just did the exact same thing,
I've listened, I think he's fine with the record as it is. Do you call the earth holding us up right now? Yeah, I mean
We're all we're all on earth right now, right?
That's holding us up. Who is your first? It's trying to crush us. We're holding ourselves up. What's that?
No, it's in like the land earth
We don't stop by the moon. I mean by the
Jesus
We're selling the page. I was sweet with her a month ago, and I was like hey
We should have Sally the page back in the podcast like that's a great idea. Let's get her off my Bernie's not
She was awesome. She's awesome. Oh, it is a good idea to have her on one brand was here
It is I thought the cast was loaded perfectly. She did not want to answer any of Chris's questions
I I sent her some of Chris' questions.
I sent her some of Chris' questions ahead of time.
Chris didn't even care this.
And she looked at them, she goes, he needs to see a doctor.
That is so fucking funny.
Chris went to answer his own questions.
He didn't even care the salary.
He just wanted to bring them up for discussion.
The filler is just because that's the theory.
And then he brought up another toilet thing,
and she was like, what the hell is wrong with everyone here? I guess myself that question. She should know by now.
Yeah, she knows. After two podcasts with us, she should know how fucked up we are. Yeah, it's uh, she's
Like and I told her, you know, when she was here last week that
She's probably the the best received guest that we've ever had. Well, I'd say without a doubt
Yeah, maybe Colton, but I mean people really like having her on the
Yeah, well consider Colton like almost first party almost like not a guest. Yeah, yeah, at least part of the family
So yeah, but I can't I can't believe that this weekend is already
RTX delivered by pizza hut it feel like we just put the last one behind us and you did I mean I I feel I'm pumped
I can't wait I'm pumped to I'm pumped. I can't wait. I'm pumped too.
I'm excited.
I feel really excited.
I'm really glad.
I'm really glad.
That app's really good.
If you're going, you should download the app.
I'm really excited.
Really excited.
Best hire we've ever made is the event scene.
Because I think this will be the first time going into RTX
purely as just doing panels.
Like not having to worry about.
I was talent. Yeah, that's actually. I'm not having to worry about talent.
Yeah, talent.
Speaking of worry about the nitty gritty execution.
Did you hear the big bombshell that dropped during E3?
Well, that Robert Kuh resigned from penny.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's Robert Kuh being essentially the architect of packs.
Big video game convention that's all over the world now.
It's in Boston, we're going to be effective July 15th or 25th. It's in Texas. No, it's not really smellburn
I think July 15th is when I said in this announce my own it and he doesn't know where he's going next
I don't know if he said that I don't know if he said I do not believe he said anything about that. Nope
It's a very smart guy very smart dude dude. He's been this since 02.
02 man.
He did long time.
He did long time.
He did.
Yeah, three dates.
Rupert Heath.
Wow.
And I have to say, I definitely feel like I owe a portion of my career at the very least
to Robert Coo because going to PAX and seeing what they built there, I mean, that was
very inspiring to us, just from a business standpoint, not necessarily from an event standpoint,
but our first trip to PAX was at the one in Bellevue.
What's the made-bower center?
The mean-bower, yeah.
Is that O5?
No, O4.
Very first for us, the first PAX.
Yeah, and we were selling DVDs in like a suitcase,
like in the hallway.
You remember that, Gus?
Yeah, it was in the foyer when you first walked in.
Sounds illegal.
Sounds like a left.
Yeah, and it's like we were just kind of getting everything figured out at that point in time. And so it was in the foyer when you first walked in. Sounds illegal. The guys, yeah. And it's like, we were just kind of getting everything
figured out at that point in time.
And it was always great.
And they packed every year.
We've had the main panel right after Gabe and Tyco.
It's like, and they've kept us in that spot
because we've been there since day one.
So it's been awesome.
And I can't say enough good things about Robert Kuh.
He will be extremely missed at Pintercade,
but he will end up somewhere else and be totally awesome.
That's cool. I'll tell you the time in each place where there's a pack.
He came and that's the countdown timer each one.
I would hate that.
Yeah, he's a countdown timer on his wall.
I would burn that room down.
How many days are there until the next one?
One time he visited us when we were still at the Congress studio.
And he was in Austin for some reason.
He spent like the day in the office.
He was just checking the email, doing whatever. And he was back when there some reason. He spent the day in the office, he was just checking email, doing whatever.
And he was back when there were only 10 of us.
And then I remember at the end of the day,
he's leaving and he puts his laptop up
and he looks at us and goes,
I don't know how you all get anything done in this office.
Then walked out.
Really?
Yeah, I think he was just watching the way
that we worked.
It was like, this is terrible.
I was like, you're all awful. Yeah, he was good. He was good. He was terrible just watching the way that we worked. It was like, this is terrible. It's like, you're all awful.
Yeah, it's good.
It's terrible about it.
We for a long time didn't really have like
an organizational structure.
It's like people just kind of worked on stuff
and for some reason stuff got done.
He was right, there's no reason this company should exist.
I did a panel this week in a VidCon,
which is how do you determine like
what your first hire should be? Like a what point when your video career,
she's like, okay, I'm gonna hire somebody else.
Everybody on the panel, Hank Green,
Adusa, Harley,
Raffi Fine, and Strawberry 17, is that,
I just make it.
Oh, yeah, I know, she was on the Amazing Race.
She was also on the Amazing Race.
Yeah, they all hired their brother first.
That was all four of them had done that which is straight
I mean hang green John green. It's like well. Yeah, he says he hired his brother and the fine brothers
But yeah, they said they all hired their brother was their first hire why don't you hire us?
I was funny. I've actually said after they all said that I said if somebody wants to hire my brother
That'd be great. You can use a job
But uh, hey me beer. Would you be hanging the firements?
Who up up that was the worst way to do that um now it's all fuzzy
Do we have a thing?
Yeah, oh god. No, no no no no no no
Yeah
The if you do that then we have to broadcast your
Your dental procedure live as well why cuz it's it's, it, because it happened to be on A4.
I say B.
But, uh, well, we were talking about the first person we hired.
And I, and I said, I said, the first person we ever hired, who do you think,
who would you consider the first person was ever hired at Rue's Sure cheese?
First person that was hired at Rue's Sure cheese.
Nathan.
Was mad.
We mean by high, I mean, like, but, like like full-time job thing.
I guess so.
I don't associate like the original like ensemble.
Okay, so not counting.
Cause it was like one person, then two people, then five people.
Or one person, then three people, then five people.
Pretty quickly.
Actually, we don't give Jason off credit.
Like Jason was there too.
Yeah.
Six people.
But I said a lot.
Cause she was our bookkeeper.
She was an employee though. Well, well, she was yeah, but she was like part-time right like she's show up every now and then once a week
occasionally, yeah, but I guess outside the group technically Nathan. Yeah, right. Yeah, technically Nathan
What about Finch? Finch the cat. No, I've not finished the cat. Brando he says he was employing number
Eight right is that what Brando he says? I think he says nine Okay, cuz Nathan would have been seven then just Jason and the eight, right? Is that what Brian always says?
So I think he says nine.
Okay, because Nathan would have been seven then.
He's just jacing in the Nathan, right?
Okay, that makes sense to me.
Yeah, it's crazy that Brian has been around that long
and he's still that stupid.
Fucking amazing.
Really worried about me.
I think he's gone downhill, actually.
He's dumb or is we going?
Something's going on there.
Like I watch podcasts with him and he wasn't that bad.
And then he's hit a wall.
It's old age.
When he first came to work for us, he turned gray.
Slowly but surely.
Remember that?
He got all gray.
I don't know what that was.
Like you mean like it's skinned everything.
He's like, you're withered.
He's kind of slowly hunched over.
We had to move him like towards the window like a plant.
Like we said to like,
push him over there.
Yeah.
I'm gonna pick the first winner right now
for our trivia contest.
What?
Well, let's answer the question first. So the question was, do we answer it now?
I forget, do we answer it now?
Or do we answer it at the end?
How many winners are you going to select?
Three, it's two runners up and then one winner.
Go for it.
Take it at the end.
That's what I thought.
You ruined my fun.
First runner up, you'll be contacted by someone to redeem your prize.
It's Ben Brown at Ben underscore brown 387.
Good job, Ben Brown.
What is Ben Brown win?
He wins a $25 gift card from Pizza Hut.
All right.
He replaced the cookie that Gavin dropped.
Yeah.
I really want to eat that.
I can't do too.
I can't do too.
We can still eat the back of it.
Back of it, yeah.
Listen, we're well beyond the five second rule at this point.
Okay, but that part's still in the tin foil.
What is on the floor?
If you don't use your hands, it's fine.
What is on that floor? Do you think it's bad hands, it's fine. What is on that floor?
Do you think it's bad for you? I care. I'll eat all of that. I see I'm with you. It's such it's good.
I think the floor is like the dirt. That's why I don't like shoes. I just think about like how we're eating it in five minutes.
I will dirty bathroom floors are and how dirty the ground is and how everything's covered in shit and you're just stepping in constantly.
I really don't care though.
What do you mean? It's urine in that. I literally don't care either. What do you mean? It's urine in that.
I literally don't care either.
It doesn't matter.
You're on a list.
It's up goes in your body without you even realizing.
No, plus is.
Wait a minute.
Let's barber Rome with the stock.
Go ahead.
What were you saying?
I'm sure tons of piss and shit and semen and every type of human bodily fluid goes in your
body when you're eating, when you're eating.
Semen?
Semen.
Yeah, but if you can reduce that quantity, would you not wanna reduce that quantity?
But clearly, I've been okay.
I've almost 27 years of life.
Well, you look like shit right now.
No, what do you got there, you?
So look at me, she's the one who looks terrible.
What the fuck is, fucking asshole?
I'm just making a mess.
When in your life do you find semen in your mouth
without you having to interact with a semen producer
Pitas
Pitas
Yo, baby, I'm a stick my semen producer in your vagina
So now we know how Gavin dirty talks
Gavin you think you've come in contact with another dude semen in any point. Yeah, Jeff's
You said it was such confidence, too. You elaborate?
I'm just sure of it.
You sure of it?
It's happened.
Why can't you live together?
Like towels and whatnot?
Yeah, and I replaced, slipped on stuff in the bathroom was.
Oh, God.
See?
It happens.
What happened to your thumb?
Oh, my cat bit me.
My cat goes feral when he's outside.
He likes to show off in front of all the other cats.
So, what are other cats?
What the cat?
Other just like other cats in your backyard?
He said other cats.
Oh, wait, what?
What we confused about.
I don't even know.
He said he likes to show off in front of other cats.
Yeah.
And then Bernie said, what are the cats?
And you went, what?
Yeah, because I don't understand.
Other cats, just other cats that are outside cats public cat
You think he's outside of the perception that other cats around or literally a bunch of cats loads of cats around
Okay, you're back your well
Sad this happened well he was stuck between two fences
He goes that all the time and sometimes I just pull him out stuck between two fences
So my face is it like your friends in a neighbor's fence is my fence and then there's a tree and then there's a fence in the other side of the tree
Which is a channel who built that that's like the worst set of other ever?
Like a little channel between the fence and the cat goes in there will go figure and then there was another cat in the next
Wim and I was like all right come out because I usually just pull him under because the fence is really badly put together
So I just opened the flap and pull him out
But this other cat was there. So he acted totally differently. There's a flap in the fence is really badly put together, so I just opened the flap and pull them out. But this other cat was there.
So he acted totally differently.
There's a flap in the fence.
Well the fence post, the fence panel
isn't nailed on properly, so I just pull it up like this.
I see, so you pulled the plank.
Yeah, the plank.
So I went in, went in blind, and he was growling.
I was like, no.
First indication to stop.
Well no, because he's been in me before,
he does like playful bites, and I assume that's as hard as he can bite, because it doesn't really hurt.
Oh no.
I realize he was about 20% power when he bites me normally.
Yeah.
But he went full, thorough, 100% and his teeth just went like all the way through my thumb.
Oh, fuck.
You know, you can get it.
And it was just gushing with blood.
You can pretty sick from that.
You got the doctor?
Yeah, I got some pills to take now.
Oh really?
Oh, really?
Minging cat mouth bite.
Cat scratch fever. Yeah. So I won't be shaking your hand with this one. Not that I would anyway
So I was I was still on that care drunk. Yes, my sweet my little sweet when he came back. He was so cute
Cuz he had some blood in the face for blood. Yeah, cuz he looks scary. I mean I don't hold it against him
Although I think I yelled louder than him in the end
because he was like, ah, and I was like, ah!
Why did you pick up a cat that's growling?
What do you care?
He was afraid he was going to fight the cat.
You've seen Pinky the cat.
You know the voices.
I don't know.
He's just, I don't like him around other cats.
Jam about the duster county animal shelter's
pet of the week.
Pinky the cat.
Very loving cat.
Sure.
So he's like a friend that's like really nice around you when you're alone
But what is it barris-barris parents? Yeah, yeah, he's like too cool for you can't blame
But I never attacked my dad when he's traveling right up the power
I'm blown away by how hard a cat can bite it went through my hat my finger like but
You know teeth are made to cut through meat. That's basically what they do, but not hand meat every kind of meat
There's no difference in the least is soft cat food right
He's still involved to eat fucking frisky
Are still in his mouth
I'm gonna cut isn't as evolved as like a feral lion or something very similar though
Wouldn't you think yeah, that's what the saber-tune tiger died guys because it couldn't eat fucking can tuna
Yeah, the ice age came and then it's food was too hard. Yeah, like it couldn't know where to go in the freezer section in the can
Yeah, I couldn't work that out
What is the Sabre 2 like what did that it's like the big teeth right there?
Yeah, but they're super long. I think it like goes through the neck right is for like ripping the jugular
I think it's like the caver of the meal it totally seems cosmetic. It doesn't seem like that would function.
I think it's supposed to be anyway.
Just go entirely through the neck
that we can rip out at once.
Wow, you're gonna be dark.
I mean, that's what they do, right?
I mean, it's just stating fact.
That is true though.
It is weird to watch cats instinctively go
for arteries.
They just know to do that.
They go for necks or what.
Or thumbs in some cases. Is next or what or thumbs in the thumb
I'm sure a digital art was spewing was it yeah, well over me. I mean technically everything's an artery
Until it gets to like that turnaround point and then it becomes a vein mix you turn. It's all one thing right?
It's a vein is smaller than an author isn't it? Oh
Here we go, okay okay so here's what
no one knows what veins are valved I know that okay so because mostly they travel up like the veins
in your in your leg are valved so that when your heart beats the blood doesn't flow back down
the vein but down what's the same thing a downward vein through your leg isn't a vein a downward
vein through your leg is because technically it should A downward vein through your leg is a vein. Because technically it should be, it's an upward vein.
A down, there's no veins going down your leg.
The little bit of blood that's not hard to,
that's an artery.
That's what we just said.
Arteries are out, veins are back in.
One carries red blood, one carries blue blood.
I've seen all of them.
Blue blood?
I think that's, bollocks.
It is bought out, that was, I made it the blue blood part,
but that's the way they show it in like,
why is blood blue three if anatomy dies?
This is just three of skin it looks blue. It's just the color of your vein. It's a question they show it in like, why is blood blue for you? An enemy die.
This is just three of skin, it looks blue.
It's just the color of your vein.
It's a question, I don't know why veins show up blue.
Yeah, probably so.
Yeah, color of the vein, we'll go with that.
Also, you can't see any of your arteries.
Your arteries are like way on the inside.
Like, how close are they?
They're the furthest in.
How close would it be if you cut your arm
and your vein fell out, but it didn't split?
You just like, what?
Well, have you guys ever seen that movie 127 hours?
Nope.
No?
Yeah, the James Franco movie,
we're gonna cut this off for the credit card.
I mean, it has to go through,
no, through a, like a little pocket knife thing.
Oh, is there you guys?
But he has to cut through, I guess it's like the main
artery or whatever it is, like inside the arm.
Go ahead and pinch it off.
Well, and every time he like touches it,
it obviously is like the most excruciating pain ever. And the way they edit it in the film just makes you. It
can't watch it. I'm cringing just listening to you describe it. It's hard to watch
dude. Gus on TV the other day. I don't know how. Do you ever end up just watch TV
and it's like what the hell am I watching? Yep. You know that every day of my life. It's
always in hotels too. You turn it on. It's like whatever channel it's on that's fine.
You know, and I turn on the TV whatever channel it's on, that's fine.
You know, and I turn on the TV in a hotel about 2% of the time.
I just ended watching that menu screen for like four hours.
Except during the amazing race, because that's all we had.
We had, it's weird to be in a hotel room for like eight hours
between legs and you're just sitting in a hotel room
and they've taken everything else out, except for the TV.
You know what, you used the internet through the TV?
Yeah. You could if you, but if they tracked you
using the internet you'd be in big trouble probably. So just not and some of the
countries were in there's like they didn't have that in our media we didn't
have internet on our TVs or something like that. If you have remote,
sort of, did you have to get up in a manually change the channel? It was just a
bird like carving a tablet. Show you a picture. It's a living
Yeah, so I saw this thing the other day Gus about an airline
Pilot fighter jet pilot who ejected at oh faster than the speed of sound. Yeah, he ejected it like
720 miles. It is dying to the skin flow. No, but that was it
It was like he was like the everything like below
His seat was like hanging on by just like the skin was all it was like like
Everything in his knees was just like
Disconnected at that point. Yeah, why did he do that?
Anyone in the water and he like he had completely ripped out basically his legs
Oh, and his one of his arms we had one arm he's in the water trying to get up on a raft.
It's free of water.
I just give up.
It was an amazing story.
I just used my one remaining arm to punch myself in the face and hopefully die right
there.
Do you think you can kill yourself by punching yourself in the face with one arm?
You'll appreciate it as I said the stupidest thing ever too, because this guy's telling
the story is like, I just had to get up on the raft and I had to like, I only had one
arm and the freezing water because I knew I had about 45 had to get up on the raft and I had to like I only had one arm and I mean the freezing water because I knew I had about 45 seconds get up on the raft before I just wasn't
going to make it and then they then they like go to commercial break and actually it's like we got
to go and I literally said I want to find out if you think the guy is telling the fucking story
okay let's go so why did he eject to the speed of sound uh it was just one of those things where
they're flying and all of a sudden they just have no idea where they are
They have no idea what direction they're pointing and they've completely lost to horizon. I mean it's apparently something was wrong
Usually this orientation. Yeah, it's like you know, he worried that he was flying downwards and just ejected to be safe
They must have been because they were gaining so much speed
I mean that was one of the things he talked about
I'm sure that all fighter jet pilots are instrument rated,
but he did something went wrong
and they couldn't calculate where it was.
Was there another guy in the plane that died?
Yeah, his co-pilot died.
Or what do they call the guy in the back?
What's the goose?
What's that?
Rio?
Rio?
Rio?
Never heard of that.
No, that's wrong.
That's the smelly, that's the smelly.
We're here to believe that.
Salah the page's over there. So if the Saly, that's the smelly. Refuse to believe that.
Sound of the page, so there.
So if the sound of the page of Top Gun movies is sitting over there.
If you want to slow down there, could he have just sort of fled up and ejected backwards?
Yeah.
But they didn't know what, I think you're, yeah, I think there was a lot of force going
on right then and I'm sure he tried.
Hey, why don't I pull off?
I'm not sure that was somewhere between, hey, there's a problem and, hey, look, the jack,
I think pull up might have meant somewhere in there.
They might have gone through,
they might have tried to get your training.
Fix the problem.
It's like, oh, something's going on.
I don't know, let's just do jack.
Why not?
Fuck this shit.
Who knows?
We'll figure out later.
We're getting a drink of the speed of sound,
but they tilted forward and ejected past the speed of sound.
So their head was the sonic boom.
So like they broke the speed of sound at the opposite head was the sonic boom. So like they broke the speed of sound back then.
That would be a lot of the off-roading.
Yeah, from F-15, he ejected at supersonic speed.
You can watch the clip on YouTube if you'd like.
It's online.
After this podcast, perhaps.
Maybe you'll watch that.
Wait, what?
There's no footage of it, though.
I think he needs to interview.
I mean, to interview.
Yeah, the YouTube-distiner.
The thing that I want.
I thought you too.
I thought I was gonna put it in too.
He's always confusing and then he looks at me like I'm the...
You both are confusing but in different ways.
You're confusing.
Gavin, you're one of the most confusing people I've ever met in my life.
Did you get confused at VidCon?
What happened?
I'm not asking you.
Were you confused at any point with me?
You think about that.
Let me read this before the talk about it.
Yes, because I went to a panel at 9 a.m. to go support you at your
panel and it was on the wrong fucking day because you told me it was on
Thursday because I was told it was on the wrong day. But you never called to
tell me the correct information once you figure out. I would give and call you to
tell you that because you fucked off back to bed according to himself. But
think of a scenario a world where Gavin would call you and be like, hey, just
letting you know. Exactly. Thank you, Mark. Thank you. Well, the head of PR, who are not head of PR.
A new PR person didn't call me in.
Didn't call me in set, it was on the wrong day.
Was it her responsibility to know in your panelists?
Well, I did ask her, so we could plan
other stuff around it.
I mean, she was there for a reason.
Right, I'm sorry.
It's okay to assume that she would have
a correct information to give you a way to go.
Well, she basically made me a little itinerary
and I was going off that. Instead of the official one for VidCon.
That was my mistake.
Let me read this while you stew during the tour over there.
I'm not angry with you.
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We had those guys on the spot last week.
Yeah.
The... the stangle brothers.
The actual Mike and Dave.
They're funny guys.
They were like the biggest bros of it.
They realized before we came out and did on the spot,
you know, we obviously, we get makeup
before we come out.
They realized that the person who was doing makeup
normally does special effects makeup.
So they were like, oh, can we get black eyes
and like two drop tattoos?
And then so the makeup, the makeup artists came to me and said, she's like, hey, they want
like black eyes. Like fake tattoos. Shut up.
You know, I was like, yeah, go for it, man, do whatever they want. So yeah, they came out
and they actually like it was normal. And then they didn't tell anyone else in the episode
about it. Some of the comments were just like, man, it looks like I got sacked in the eye.
And what happened? Yeah, yeah, this awful messy looking black eye.
But I didn't see any comments about the tear drop.
He got it on the side away from camera.
So you only like turned a couple of times to where you could really see it.
It was, I thought it looked really good.
That was a really funny episode too.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
I was on a team with Joel.
I think it's the first time I've been on an episode of on the spot with Joel.
How did it guys just survived?
It was good.
Yeah, we won. So I can't complain. on an episode of On The Spot with Joel and Chris. How did you survive? It was good. Yeah.
We won. So I can't complain.
They had probably the one of the worst redemption challenges ever.
So I'm glad that we were here at that time.
Oh, no, I thought it was pretty great.
How technical it.
What was it?
They had to, Tyler came out wearing a wedding dress and two garters,
and they had to remove garters from him using only their teeth.
And he had them...
Tyler, what a trooper dude. He had them way up there.
I don't think he might.
Yeah, they were.
He was cool with it.
I think he volunteered for that.
Yeah, they were up there.
Yeah.
Yeah, you saw a lot Tyler that night.
Yeah.
So it was Joel unbearable last week.
Oh, there's just don't, there's a couple of words
you can't mention around him right now.
Oh man.
Yeah.
I walked outside today and he was out on his phone
and I, I, I very rarely bump into Joel just based
on where our officers are and I walked by him and I go,
are you rich yet?
And he goes, he's not yet and I go, you know,
leave when you're rich and he goes, probably,
I'm like good.
It was like a lot of tire conversation.
It's like, why do you still work here?
I thought you were rich by now.
So what happened?
Here's what happened in that shell.
Okay.
The UK is part of the EU, right?
Stop it.
Should we have an explain?
No, it's more fun if I do it.
They can do correctly.
So Rosadon Brut.
So here's what happened.
We did this last week.
Oh, we did, what happened?
What happened?
The Brits did it. No, it's still a two-turtle. We're in it, did this last week. Oh, we did, what not? We did. The Brits did it.
No, it's you.
It's your turn.
Oh, right.
I gotcha.
Okay.
So the EU, the UK is part of the EU, but they didn't adopt the currency, but they're part
of the EU like the Brubułkin, the sleeve, the UK, they can travel to France and they can
choose to live and work there if they want to.
But that created problems because anyone else from the EU can come live in the UK if they want to. But that created problems because
anyone else in the EU can come live in the UK.
Oh no.
And that meant the UK people didn't like,
who like refugees and immigrants and everything,
they came to the UK and that was,
they don't like that very much.
So that a big vote.
More like P you.
So here's what really happened.
So then the UK spent the last six months
making fun of Donald Trump and and the US having a presidential candidate
like Donald Trump, and while they were doing that,
they forgot the fact that there was a vote starting
in their own fucking country
that they should have paid attention to,
which is a vote to leave the EU.
It was a great turnout, a lot of people voted,
including some people we know who voted, leave,
and then the next day woke up and went, I didn't think it would happen. Literally, people we know who voted leave and then the next day woke up and went I didn't think it would happen. Yeah literally people we know
Voted to leave the EU long story short short that a big public referendum
Everybody basically in England voted to leave not really nobody in Scotland voted to leave and so now England
Whales
Scotland and Northern Ireland have to fuck off out of the EU.
They're gone. The British pound crashed. Stock markets all around the world went,
because there's all this uncertainty about what's going to happen. And now the worst case scenario,
correct me if I'm wrong here, Gavin. Here's the potential really, really bad scenario for the UK.
A year ago, Scotland had a referendum to leave the UK. They chose not to leave the
UK. They voted to remain in the UK. But now they have been kind of ousted out of the EU by
the voters in England, essentially, even though they're the majority to vote to stay. Scotland.
Scotland. So is this, is the population of Scotland is just remarkably lower than England?
So I assume from this image that blue is to remain.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
Oxford and London there.
That blue.
Yeah.
So now Scotland is talking, and there's Northern Ireland too.
We can't neglect Northern Ireland on that.
And the Isle of Man.
Is that what that is down at the bottom there?
Nope.
What's Isle of Man?
Well Isle of Man is the one that isn't colored in between Ireland and England.
They vote?
Why don't they vote?
Maybe they won't. What are the two people who lives in the boxes the box Gibraltar
Who lives in the boxes? I don't know what's the box at the top?
I don't know is that shit the map your country you you if there's a box and there's two countries to state
It could be Jersey and guns. Yeah, I don't know what will that say. Okay, so Alaskan Hawaii, they did not vote to leave the EU.
Alaskan Hawaii in the box is there to stay.
Are there the Faulklands?
Okay, be the Faulklands.
Come on, dude.
I live on the main bit.
You live there for a man.
I don't live in Alaska Hawaii,
but if they put in a cascading a box, I know which ones it is.
Well, it's how easy, there's only one. Those are easy, There's only two. There's a bunch of them. There's two. No, I mean, there's a bunch of islands around the UK
But these aren't around the UK. That's why they're in a box
So now Barbara
Scotland it could be Gibraltar Scotland is now asking openly
Hey, if we leave the UK now
is now asking openly, hey, if we leave the UK now, can we stay and remain in the EU?
And it's a big deal because there's all these rules now
where the EU for any new country
that comes into the EU, they will have to adopt the euro,
which Britain did not do, or the UK did not do
the first time around.
So Scotland is trying to get in where they can do that.
Spain doesn't want that because there's a region
of Spain called Catalan, which wants to secede as as well and if they get to stay in the EU and
secede, Spain is worried that that's gonna happen. So but worst day scenario
here is Scotland could fuck off from the UK, stay in the EU. Also, there's been
talk of Ireland reunifying with Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland
staying in the EU as well, Northern Ireland.
So then you have Ireland now unified,
Scotland breaking away from the UK,
and that leaves just basically England and Wales
by themselves in the UK.
How long is a map accurate at this rate?
Dude, does that worry you?
The England could be like basically on its own
that there is no United Kingdom,
that is just England, the country?
I'm gonna say sorry.
I'm gonna say the flag. I'm gonna say,
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I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say was that right? I think so I don't know I'm looking at Matt
I don't know I don't know Gus you don't live there now my fucking country we fought a war
Anniversary's coming up in a couple of days. We had our own Brexit. We're our own Brexit about 200 years ago
Who is the 27th president?
No good question is your country
Fuck off fuck off and it's not like the 27th president pops up in a map.
Every time I look at the United States.
Maybe he does.
Will you have first king of England?
Like we have George Washington.
Who's the first king of England?
What his name was King?
No.
King King.
That's how they invented kings.
I'm asking this huge question here.
It's like somebody had to go hey, I'm the king god said
I'm not I've been like a weird sort of the kingdom of England is usually considered to begin with
Okay Charles
That was good joke, yeah, I have no idea Alfred the great Alfred King of Westx one of the petty kingdoms to rule a portion of modern England
Yeah, I mean England wasn't entirely England when that was happening then
Well, Alfie Alfred was not the first king to lay claim to rule all of the English his rule represents the first unbroken line of kings to rule the
Whole of England the House of Westx the last monarch of England
Yeah, so there you go house Westx I
My own Yeah, so there you go house west six. I up my only
You the UK
Descends into like basically like west arrows where it's just like all these people plotting all the time to get up
Should we do something at the end of this podcast can we talk can we have a spoiler talk about game
I'm about game of game of game of flip in through I haven't talked about it with anybody yet. All right, we'll set a time and we'll tell everyone normal podcast
Let's do an addition a public addition to the podcast. It's actually don't roll your eyes at me. I'm thinking I'm thinking
I'm thinking how are we gonna do it? I literally went back in your head. I'm thinking that's your loading bar
That's my loading. It's like I get the fucking hourglass. We get, I think the sponsors would forgive us if we cut short the post show this week
and we did a public game of thrones.
Sure, why not?
Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum.
Although there's gonna be somebody who listens
to the podcast forgets to turn it off and then.
Well, we'll warn them.
We're gonna ruin the video.
We're gonna ruin that.
Something happened.
What if some left fell asleep,
listened to the podcast and woke up in the spoil?
They would think the idea was all the airs.
Like they would like, it would be like
and sceptied into their brain.
They'd be like, I think it was the greatest idea
for a story.
That's doing it.
I want to pick the next runner up
for the pizza feed segment.
Ah, yeah.
Don't forget.
What was the question one more time?
How many characters were on the original character
select screen in the first Mortal Kombat?
Easy, easy question.
Next, second runner up is Mark Howell
at Requiem, Toxicity.
Hey.
There was one more winner who will win a gift card and a bunch of Pizza Hut swag.
At E3 we went to the YouTube Gaming Party and Meg and I had a competition on a Donkey Kong arcade game and I just droid around it.
I started to tell that story earlier, right?
You get a Donkey Kong?
It was cut off.
No!
I've actually played that game. I don't think she's played Donkey Kong.
I could be wrong, but she's probably-
Who is your number one arcade game? Oh man. You know what? I've actually, when game. I don't think she's played donkey. I could be wrong, but she's probably Who is your like number one arcade game? Oh, man, you know what? I've actually when I was a kid
I thought man if I could grow up if I could have arcade cabinet in my house
That'd be like that'd be like I'm super rich if I can do that
But there's only one game that I would want maybe pigskin, which is a
There's a there's a game called pigskin six 621 AD, you've played it, right?
I don't think so.
No, it's like it's future football.
No, it's future 621 AD.
Oh,
it's like 6,000.
No, it's like, you remember the game Archrivals Gus?
Oh, yeah, like combat basketball and punch people.
This is like the football version of that.
But it's a medieval like rugby, it's so great but there was a game bar called John L. Ways quarterback which
they also made into an Nintendo game utter garbage it was the best football
game ever because it had its own dedicated passing system and it was really
fucking awesome and it's very hard to find because it had a very unique
controller setup so people can't just get like a main cabinet and it's very hard to find because it had a very unique controller setup.
So people can't just get like a main cabinet and it's built in.
It has like a spring loaded lever that you pull to pass and you can lead pass or something.
You like that game so much.
I look forward all the time.
You read our E3 coverage.
You even brought it up to and asked the guy.
The madden guy.
The guy, yeah, the creative director for the madden series about it.
I do.
It's like my white whale
So that has never been replicated on a modern system that's no ability to pass no you might be able to do it with like an N64
Can you do it?
With the right
I don't know if it's just a non-sensitx now. Yeah, just let it go. Is this the game? Yeah, oh that's it
This is the is this the NES one though? Mm-hmm. No, maybe this is this looks like it's yeah, this is NES. That's garbage
Do they not sell any arcade cabinets that have it on it? Yeah, it's a very specific. Yeah, and there's John L. W. East quarterback and John L. W. East team quarterback and team quarterback, you can play four players and it would actually save your record in the
game.
You put your initials in and it would save like all your passing records, all your win
loss and everything.
So my buddy Darren and I would go down to the fun factory in West Oaks Mall in Houston.
And I would say that's a very important thing to do.
And I would say that's a very important thing to do.
And I would say that's a very important thing to do. and I would go down to the fun factory in Westoke, Small and Houston
and we would play.
What do you say, even if the...
Listen, listen my story.
I go on a ebay all the time.
I can't find it.
I can't find it.
Yeah, but someone has one.
I know that.
There's a big little video game.
What's that?
Video Game site, the video game museum arcade site website?
That's what it's called
You on there and it rates games based on rarity and this is like a two out of a hundred or maybe it's a four out of hundred
It's a little bit out of a hundred. It's very rare and trying to can't find what I have a fine rare
What two out of a hundred?
Better I don't know what this scale of rarity.
It's like right towards the end of it.
No, Bob was familiar with this right existence.
Yeah.
It's not like two out of every hundred games.
Two percent.
It's not the one that's definitely shot.
It's like plenty of them.
Like Pac-Man's like a 98.
Pac-Man's big fucking slut.
I can't even find Oniba.
I can find some promotional posters for it.
You can find promotional posters,
you can find instruction manuals,
you can find the marquee that goes up sometimes.
And I even found a motherboard for it,
but unless you can build the controllers,
what's the point?
I bet Marcus could do it.
I bet Marcus could do it.
I year think we think alike.
I bet Marcus could do it.
He could do a lot of things.
If he was a man of good employee,
if he'll birthday, maybe he'd build one.
January 19th.
You know what else you can build?
Just find a name thing.
It's the smartest could possibly build.
We're done with that already though.
It's done.
It's done.
It's real.
Yeah.
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Before we talk about, oh yeah, that's stupid thing.
The John Boyd.
Don't call it stupid thing.
Yeah, arcade museum.
Someone said arcade museum.
Arcade dash museum.
Arc. Man, it's that right. No, all right now,. No, I know. I'm just trying to be. Maybe just
maybe check out. Do you know where rugby was invented? No, that is it. That's
exactly what was rugby invented. Rugby was invented in Australia. No, it was invented in rugby.
England.
They named the game after the place.
That was funny.
I'm looking it up.
It's a worst trivia ever.
I'm looking at this.
Is the type of football developed at rugby school and rugby?
Why do you say that? Warwickshire?
I can't wait for this podcast to come out on YouTube
so I can watch that moment at half speed
where you're just like, where was rugby invented?
Why do people watch the podcast that have speed, Marbra?
Because that bullshit.
People give me that note all the time.
I hear it.
Okay, I watch your podcast that have speed.
It's hilarious.
It's like, it's because we put that in.
We put that idea in the head.
I get out in
Slammo a lot as I watched it even slow. There's 20 billion things to do online.
Yeah but have you watched the podcast at half speed. How do you do it? You just
click the settings and you put half speed on the podcast. But what are you doing?
You're sitting there laughing your ass off at the fact that we all sound
drum and stone at the same time. John L. Ways team quarter of the fact that we all sound drunk and stone at the same time Funny
John L.A.'s team quarter of the Shiner so that's where rugby is it's right in the middle
Is that why they play the game like that like give me a Shiner, please like they have to fight their way out of the middle of the country
That's pretty far. That's pretty fucking central
Rugerby
There are five known instances
Of this machine owned by John L.W. Team quarterback collectors.
Five.
Five.
Jesus.
How much would you get?
Out of the hundred.
You're the original dedicated machine.
One is a conversion with game circuit boards.
And one is a set of circuit boards.
So one is just a stack of circuit boards.
Yeah, it's just the motherboard basically. Game ranks on a four on a scale out of 100.
How much would you pay for an original one?
Like 10 grand?
Oh, I don't know, I wouldn't pay that much.
I also don't think I'd pay that much for it.
Five. That's a lot of money.
I think like, I play 4,000.
Because they're very, like, no more.
OK, machine is a pretty expensive.
Yeah, it's still a bit like a 20 minutes ago. It's a pretty expensive Yeah, I'm just gonna be like playing for like 30 minutes ago. I have a garbage
I have a set jack spend the little his all you got a bunch. I think like you can get them like for like 800 bucks each depending on
There I would also love to get a
Laserdisc game called cliffhanger which was based on loopin I
Played a lot of video games when I get guys
Sounds like I've never seen that before. Cliff Haringer heard of it.
Yeah, it's like a-
Oh, it totally looks like Lupin.
He's at Lupin 3, is that what you say the guy's name?
Lupin.
I didn't even know it was an anime.
I mean, I mean, it looks like a Japanese cartoon,
but I didn't know it was a real thing
until years later, somebody was watching it.
I think it was called Forbidden Castle.
Forbidden Castle?
It's the Castle of Kegliozcho.
That's it, Castle Kegliozcho.
And this game Cliffhanger was that.
So it was like a playable version of the anime.
Interesting, 1983.
I've never heard of it.
Was it the stop and go near my house growing up?
Stop and go for fun about that.
How modern is your fridge?
Mm-hmm.
It's all right.
I mean, it's not like,
it should learn from your stagways, by the way.
It doesn't have like a TV in it,, it's not like she learned from yeah, it does it weighs by the way It doesn't have like a like a TV in it
I'm now seeing I recently bought a fridge like within the last two years
Did you and I thought this is a nice fridge must be rich? It's it's got it's got a water thing on the front
Which I like because Austin tap water tastes like toss
But now your fridge is with TVs on the front well screens on them
We can order food in that.
And if you're out at the supermarket,
you can look into a live feed
of the inside of your fridge to see what you need.
Really?
That's mental, that's what very recent, I think.
I've seen those.
You can look at the inside of your fridge on the feed?
Yeah, like a security camera, but for your eggs.
I had to cover all the shelves.
What's this looking like, in wide lens or something?
What do you mean?
Well, the shelves, you shut the door,
the shelves getting away.
Like where's the camera?
Yeah, how close?
Maybe there's multiple cameras.
Maybe there's, we have to switch her.
Like one for each level.
Camera one.
Camera two.
Camera one, camera.
I would tune the TV on the front of the TV,
on the fridge, into the feet on the inside.
So it looks like a wind. I think the shelves are the feed on the inside. So it looks like winded.
I think they sell those too, I see them.
I wonder what a winded it.
Can you?
Oh, I guess you can.
Well, around the time I was buying a fridge,
there was this amazing technology where if you open the door
differently, it would open the door different.
Wait, you pressed the handle differently.
Only the front of the door would open and not the whole door.
Oh, the front of the door.
I see them. Yeah. And that was was like a thousand dollars extra for that feature
Just so you can open the front panel and just pull the milk out of the door
Oh, yeah pulling the door open and getting the milk up that's a lot of dedication
That's a lot of fun for that. It's such a high level of lazy
Well, no, it's like it's a environment. Yeah, that's efficiency
But how long are you opening the door for?
It's like letting all the cold air out versus just a small
volume of cold air.
Yeah, but I mean, how often do you have to open and close your fridge
for that to really make a difference?
That's up over time.
Over the over the lifetime of the fridge.
It's so dumb.
It's just so dumb to me.
So what's the thing when you're growing up if you could do X that meant
you were rich?
What was it?
Oh, because I just said mine was owning a video game cabinet.
It was actually later on life became owning night vision goggles, but Ashley's growing up was if you had water in the front of your fridge,
like where you could access and pour water.
She's like, wow, yeah, she's like, and I don't she still has never had an relic.
Can I make a confession?
Right.
I hate water in front of the fridge go ahead
I have on mind is like your fridge where you open it and the water's on the inside
Not that I like why you got open the fridge. What fridge are you talking about? Oh?
You're old house. Yeah, that's weird. I love it because I picture if you have water in the front of your fridge that at night when you
asleep it's covered in roaches
Oh, well all bugs and pests in your house come out because they know they can get water right there If you have water in the front of your fridge that at night when you were asleep, it's covered in roaches. Oh.
Well, all bugs and pests in your house come out
because they know they can get water right there.
Well, don't go drink your water out of the fridge
at my old house.
I'd never got water out of the house.
I've heard of it.
You think that you can get water out of it?
I can't drink it at all.
You can't drink it at all.
I can't drink it at all time.
Well, did I put his mouth around the nose?
He'd go, he'd open the fridge and he'd go into the fridge.
His whole body and he'd go,
ah, and he'd like hit the the button and spray in his mouth.
You wasn't like sucking on the nose or anything,
but that little fucker, I was always telling him to stop it.
And he wouldn't stop it.
Catch him doing it all the time.
No, the outside fridge spout is amazing, it's the best.
No, I'm just, I think it's dirty.
It's doing it, but it's not.
It's not like how you're like,
you think roaches are using the water?
It's like they're hitting the button.
They're drinking the water that's left, like the drops that are left there. You are fucking
That's your mouth. Oh, it's not doesn't it does it's there
It's not great. Have you got a glass of water before you go to bed then they come out?
I bet if we put a camera there for a year you'd never see
And roaches dirty. Are they like George? Do we just associate them with?
Well, they crawl on the floor and I've already established the floor is dirty
So yeah, what are you doing with your floors?
Floor is a fill
You don't need to just but you know I control every floor
Oh the other people walk in. Why are they crazy? I don't want to eat anything off the floor. You all are crazy
What what's gonna happen? I've never heard of anyone like what happened? Oh, I ate this off the floor and I died
You know, I've never heard anyway, you hear it love that
All you hear is I was walking up the stairs eat food off the floor
It's a myth like feeding dogs chocolate. You can be dog chocolate all day long over there
Just tell that to little kids and kids won't feed the dogs chocolate
Really, yeah, that's what I just did Barbara. He food off the floor go for it. We're having a second referendum. Okay, why don't you
Look at that whole side is saying yes
What they change their vote you can you cannot change your vote. This is not like a Brexit. You get one
Oh, is it gonna happen? So is the Brexit gonna happen?
Yeah, they voted for it.
No, that isn't mean it's gonna happen though.
They have to, the EU has told them to get out as fast as they can.
But is it true?
Does it have to happen?
Wasn't this an indication of the will of the people?
I feel like because Cameron stepped down, it's gonna happen, right?
Son of a bitch.
Because it's real, otherwise he wouldn't have stepped down.
I hate it, okay, can I get angry for a second?
Oh, what?
I know it's rare, but it's gonna happen.
So I don't like the fact that the Brexit pass.
I wish the UK was the best part of the EU.
Whatever, the vote has happened.
I'm unhappy that there are now petitions
to have a second vote or petitions that say
the referendum doesn't count if it didn't reach
60% majority.
So you can't change the rules after the fact.
No, it's done.
You went into this knowing the rules just because you lost.
You can't retroactively say, oh, but it doesn't count.
Let's do have a do over.
Right.
It's done. By the way, you had set the rules leading into the vote.
Have another vote.
That's fine. Right?
I don't really.
I don't know.
They made their decision.
It's like even when I think Scotland voted, even when Scotland voted to remain as part of the UK
I believe there was language in that I'll have to verify it
I believe there was language in that referendum that said they can have another vote in two years
They had already established a timeline for that. Okay, if you don't have an established timeline
I don't know I'm on I
Think it breaks the spirit of the agreement
Yeah, I can see it.
I'm gonna look at it.
I'm Scotland Independence referendum.
So here's the question.
Let's say they go, eh, we wanna go back to the EU.
Like right now.
Let's say, just cool it off.
Yeah, they're like, just like, oops.
They wake up, they got, they got,
it's like a hangover, they're like, forget this.
We're gonna vote again tomorrow
They vote to go back in do they have to give up the pound at that point
I think that's just another
Point of negotiation in the like are they out at this point? No, they're not out at this point. They have to they said they're gonna
Get out right they have to figure out the legal implications of that. Doesn't mean anything for your work visa
Oh my god, I hope I'm sure it wouldn't be great for it though. I'm so you get up yikes You want to get out. Right, they have to figure out the legal implications of that. Does it mean anything for your work visa? I don't know.
Oh my God, I hope not.
I'm sure it wouldn't be great for it though.
I'm so big of a guy.
These sick of my visa at this point?
No, I'm fine.
I just don't want any more problems for you with it.
Yeah, you know.
Problem child.
I was the easy one.
Do you have a green card yet?
No, yeah.
It's a process.
But Canada makes it easier.
Yeah, it's right there. North American Free Trade Agreement. It'd be like what if what if NAFTA went away?
We had a connection right
Yo, sorry, or it's gonna head out. It's get late and Donald Trump would prefer a mechs it
There you go. I'm mechs. He want what Donald Trump doesn't want Mexican
They were coming up with names for other European countries. My favorite one was a checkout There you go. A Mexican. What? Donald Trump doesn't want. Mexican?
They were coming up with names for other European countries.
My favorite one was a checkout.
That's pretty great.
Chetia.
Chetia.
Checkia.
There was another one.
There were a first, those dumb articles after that where people were saying, or Texas separatists
were saying that there should be a Texas.
So Texas could leave the United States.
Can you imagine what I really like Texas a lot?
I think it's a great state.
And we were a nation at one point.
If we broke off, that would just be the dumbest thing ever.
Right?
It was just so stupid.
Would you stay in Texas?
No, I would have a Texas.
Yeah, you could get the hell out.
Where would we should just go, uh, what that happened?
Uh, there's gonna be some...
Chile.
I got the weirdest conversation.
Because someone was convincing me...
Chile.
He kept saying Chile.
That Chile is the place to go.
So that'd be a chill out, if you...
There's like, most of Chile is beach.
It's like, yeah, good call.
I'm right over there moan, good call my moan.
But like Chile is mostly beaches.
It's got a life expectancy on par with the US.
It's a good place to go.
So Chile, that's where I go.
I'm saying where would Rooster Chief go?
No, no, where you want to go?
I mean, Detroit.
I see.
The chief gets in chief houses in Detroit. We thought about it mean, Detroit. I see. The cheap, get some cheap houses in Detroit.
We thought about it back in 04.
We did.
We had a discussion when Red versus Blue started to make a little bit of money.
I said, everybody down.
I said, look, here's a deal.
We don't have a storefront.
We don't really have to have our business in any specific place.
We can go wherever.
As long as we get access to the internet, we can get access to this PayPal account.
We'll be able to make money from this thing. Switzerland. So we can go live wherever. As long as we get access to the internet, we can get access to this PayPal account. We'll be able to make money from this thing. Switzerland. So we can go live wherever we
can go live in like South of France. We go live in the middle of Kansas. Could you
gust who's one of the people that fucked it up? Gus was like, I don't want to leave Austin.
Boohoo. I don't know.
I'm not going anywhere. Could you just go live in France? Yeah, don't you need to get like a...
I think Brady was thinking some place.
She's just saying, I'm just saying our options were, we had lots of options available.
Then we could go mobile.
Well, except for France.
Oh, okay, or except for France.
Can you talk about anywhere in the US?
France exists.
We couldn't live in a rat.
We couldn't do that.
What are you looking at me like that for?
How would you move to France?
He's just giving an example of a place that exists in the world.
But the options were really, they were only in the US.
No, they weren't!
We could move other places.
We could pick up our business and move it somewhere else.
Oh my god.
Like, if we decided we wanted to move to Canada,
you can make shit happen.
I mean, you live in the US?
Yeah.
Okay, thanks.
Yeah.
Because a company here sponsored me to live here.
Yeah.
That's a lot of power that we have.
Yep.
Yeah, thank you, by the way.
We said get out, beat it.
What would happen really?
You should know a job.
Yeah, what would I do?
Yeah.
In the US?
It's going well in the UK.
Oh shit. You mean in England or Wales at this point? It's gone work in the UK. Oh shit.
You mean in England or Wales at this point?
It's all you got left.
The K.
It just, you was gone.
So you, like even Britain won't be unified at that point.
It'll just be,
I'm not Scotland leaves.
Yeah, that's, yeah.
So I'm saying, I'm learning all my nomenclature.
Should it still be great Britain?
It would still because great Britain is...
An island. Oh, well I think they would give up. They would name it something else. Britain it would still because great Britain is an island
Oh, I think they would give up they've been named it something else Scotland would call it pretty great
So how how devastating do you think it'll be if Scotland leaves the UK
Scale a one to ten one being the most rare being. How bad do I think it'll be? Yeah.
Is that even there?
Katie and Gase?
I have to start to have a really thought about it.
I haven't read about it or...
Were you happy when Scotland voted to remain in the UK?
Last year?
Sure.
You don't keep everything.
You're a status quo guy.
Let's just not rock the boat.
It was fine.
Right.
He was so upset all day long.
I've made come when that
vote was going through he was he was staring at his phone miserable as
refreshing the results thinking who are these people yeah when when uh...
yes i thought i was just having this
i was watching the the news that night
and uh... like cnn called it like we're calling it you know leave wins the
referendum
i literally went
now they'll change it
but then now that's alright it's not gonna it's not gonna happen
no
it happened
did they have a breakdown of the age of people who voted yes yes
to be only the old people want to leave mainly young people to stay
trump will win the election yes
i don't know i think so i think so
you don't find weird about Trump more than anything else?
Is regardless of what your politics are,
he's a fucking idiot, right?
He's genuinely just a fucking idiot.
The thing I always see,
the thing I always see is I just fucking
it seems like being totally,
he's always pandering to the audience he's talking to.
Well, here's my problem with it regardless of your politics
The Republican Party was out of power when Obama got elected and they all hated Obama
He's gonna ruin the country Obama's terrible. Okay. Let's just say let's assume they were right Obama's fucking awful
For eight years eight fucking years they complained about Obama and
They complained about Obama care and all of Obama's policies.
Everything about Obama, Obama to this, Obama to that.
In eight years, the best candidate they could come up with was Donald Trump.
Is that straight?
He always weirded out of himself.
I don't think the party is very happy about that either, though.
Yeah, but I felt like Donald, I mean, I felt like Obama was groomed by the Democratic Party.
Like they had him like given the speech of the Democratic National Convention, the election before and everything, but it's like, it's like, the party's like
super smart. Like those, especially the Republican voters, they vote in line. Like they, they
stick to the party line. Like I think Democrats sometimes outthink themselves. So like, well,
this, you know, I can see both sides of the issue, you're probably like, no, this is,
I'm voting this way. everything will work itself out.
And it's like, this is it, that's the best,
in eight years, the best they could come up with?
I mean, no, I don't think so.
I think the party was grooming other candidates for sure.
I think they had a lot more faith
that like Cruz and Rubio would get a lot further along,
but they just got blindsided by this,
presumably outside candidate who came along.
They're also making a big deal about the fact that Trump can't raise any money now
or has no money in his campaign.
He doesn't fucking need any, does he?
I mean, he like, he just, he gets all this press coverage regardless.
I mean, he didn't have any money during the primaries and he spent less than anybody else
and destroyed everybody.
He understands media, that guy's...
That's very true.
He's like, he's like, basically, he's the white Kanye, right? I mean, that's that is very true. He's like he's like basically
He's the white Kanye, right? I mean that's what Donald Trump is he's Kanye West
Right say that out loud. Who love it?
What did it move the Donald Trump is Kanye? Donald Trump will love the fact that he said he's the white Kanye He absolutely is the white Kanye. He is and I will say this too. It's like there's a lot of my very smart
Liberal friends that are on Twitter and they're
all like, you know, I think they're so hilarious.
They all like wait to make the next Donald Trump comment every time he says anything.
They jump on it, they pounce on it, and they're all like mystified as the way Donald Trump
is doing so well.
It's like, it's because you're constantly talking about him all the fucking time.
It's like 50% of your posts on Twitter
are about this fucking guy.
And it's like the Donald Trump base,
that votes for Donald Trump,
if he's constantly upsetting the like academic elites
or whatever, you know, in America,
his base loves watching those people get upset.
Do you think it's almost like a Howard Stern effect
where people get upset, so that they want to engage more?
Maybe so yeah, we'll listen Hayton. Right. It's like no, it's absolutely that. That's how that's how Stern grew really popular
as people who hate them listen longer than people who enjoy his show. Right, right. You know how they have those noise
canceling headphones that sort of listen to the sound around you and then cancel out on your ear?
Is there a frequency that would
block Donald Trump's voice
from my ears that I could pay for and buy and wear? Yeah, it's called not watching videos or television.
You can't avoid busted.
I mean, you can if you tried.
I think headphones were that complicated yet,
unfortunately for you.
It'd be cooler.
It would. Yeah, it's pretty bad
All right, I'm just not getting rid of my citizenship just in case
I've got a I got a one more winner to pick here. I should have picked him before I set that
So this will be the grand prize winner who wins the $25 gift card and the pizza swag that we showed earlier on our
Handsome mannequin the winner I picked at the wrong answer.
Gonna pick another one.
Yeah, this is not a winner.
Can we say the answer now?
Yeah, sure.
Gavin, how many people on the original mortal combat could you select from the
selection screen?
Eight.
Seven.
Barbara?
I'm gonna guess 12.
I'm guessing seven.
It was seven?
Yes.
That's a really good guess. I thought it would be even. It's a fucking nail day. I had to look that up. I don't even know I'm guessing seven. It was it was seven. That's a that's a really good guess
I thought it would be even I had to look that up
I don't know why I knew that I think it's three fighter head eight and I used to go say that's why street fighter was better than more combat
Oh, what's in the same bloke there?
In more combat. Yeah, yeah, what if you sub zero and scorpion were and then there was a secret reptile or what was the name?
Reptile that righttile. That's right.
The way there are the same spirit of fire,
this rock dough on, this rock dough on Twitter.
I understood nothing of what you just said,
but thank you and congratulations to this
rough spirit fire person on Twitter.
You're the best.
Thank you.
So when do you think we're gonna talk about loss,
like in another five, 10 minutes? In loss, probably like eight years ago. That's when I think we're going to talk about loss? Like in another 5, 10 minutes?
In loss?
Probably like 8 years ago.
That's when I think we're going to talk about loss.
The game with the throwing.
Can you believe Jack?
I literally thought I'd just take turns
forward it back in time.
I just talked about loss.
I was talking about that recently.
There's going to be that version of the podcast going,
I was just listening to podcast 10 and they were talking about loss.
And then I turned into this podcast and I was talking and I lost it's really strange how in the early days
of the podcast this essentially was a lost podcast what yeah we just know
about lost we saw the whole time it was an unofficial lost part of it was all
of a sudden stopped right we didn't give you shit about lost 24 episodes in a
season every half the year would be lost what was it not that many yes there was probably 22 episodes lost I was in the season every half the year would be lost. What was it? Not that many. Uh, yes.
There was probably 22 episodes lost.
I was sent to the podcast every single week,
and I don't remember you guys talking about that much.
I did it all the time.
They'd even have like, skip ahead to this time code
to avoid it in that.
I don't know.
We like, oh, I went to block.
And the dude that doesn't make any sense,
could you just make it any second now?
Could you describe an episode of lost.
Never happened.
For memory. Maybe? Maybe the lost never happened for memory.
Maybe.
Maybe the pilot.
Go for it.
Oceanic flight 815.
Wow.
Look at the big brain.
And route from Sydney to Los Angeles crashes.
The plane breaks into two pieces.
The nose section, the tail section.
They don't know the tail section.
But in the pilot, the nose section crashed, they decided they needed to go find the cockpit
and find the transponder to send out a message to let people know they're alive.
But you forgot an amazing bit where the guy gets sucked into the jets.
Somehow while the plane is upside down.
Very critical moment to the plot.
You are correct.
I missed that somehow.
What was the dog's name? Very critical moment to the plot. You are correct. I missed that somehow
Baxter no it was
What what was the kid what was the kid matrix dudes kid a matrix dude?
Kusios kid I got a look at a nail well,'m gonna look at it. Dogs nail? Waltz. Waltz is a kid's name.
Yeah, we said Waltz.
Vincent.
Vincent.
Vincent.
Vincent.
Yeah, and so then they go find it, but like on the way where it
stuff happens, they see the smoke monster and then the pilot was played by Greg
Grunberg.
It's like pulled out and drops a transponder.
They realize it doesn't work.
They see the smoke monster in the first episode.
Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like a dot matrix printer.
It sounds like gears and stuff, yeah.
And then Saeed reveals that he's part of the...
He was part of the...
He's part of any of these characters, right?
The Iraqi Republican Guard,
and he's a communications expert,
so he tries to fix it.
And then that's when they hear like the transmission
in French, that's counting down time.
From the other bird, from, yeah, that was a Lacon repeat.
Russo.
Russo.
Damn.
That was the first episode.
That was the first episode.
Let me do the last episode for you.
Oh, I like jic.
I liked the last episode of Lost.
Really?
Well, I liked the last episode of Sopranos.
I liked it too.
Did you really?
Yeah, I liked it. I liked the leading. Yeah. Seasonranos. I like it too. Did you really? I like it. I like it too.
Season two of Lost was the best season.
I think that you could...
Well, wait, talk about it.
We'll talk about Game of Thrones.
Remember the numbers?
Why don't we talk about Game of Thrones?
Are we gonna talk about Game of Thrones?
Yeah.
Tell us on Twitter if you wanna talk about Game of Thrones.
Hashtag Archipelag.
Hashtag Archipelag.
You want me to say the numbers?
People will say yes, and people will say no.
But then I can ignore the people that say the thing I don't want them to say.
Brexit.
I can block it.
What?
Just like the Brexit.
Oh, just like the Brexit.
Ain't no more of them.
Well, the numbers.
48, 15, 16, 23, 42.
Yeah, you are.
3.14.
And he actually did have to type the bin, right?
It wasn't Bollocks. Correct. Because then did have to type them in right it wasn't ballix
Correct because then they don't type it in and like it fucking yeah, what happened?
Well, you're crushed like the first time. Yeah, it implodes. Oh right. Where can you watch loss now?
Netflix, yeah
Yeah, all of it's on Netflix. I
Will watch it. I've never seen an episode of Lost. Yeah, I never really. Yeah.
Yeah.
Long. I never really made a connection between the stations on Lost and the vaults in Fallout.
Kind of similar. Kind of similar. Yeah. Like each one had a purpose, each one was different experiments. Like, is that one vote where there's a secret vote monitoring
the other vote? And it's kind of like the hatch that was
looking at the other hatch. Yeah, except the one looking at it
was the real experiment. Right. Right. That was the pearl. No.
I don't remember the names. Well, there was that fall out
four in fall four, there was the monitored vault. And you guys
you guys, it's like a spoiling thing.
There's the vault in Fallout 4 that's being monitored
and they were gonna kill everybody in it.
And then everybody in the vault that was supposed to kill them died.
So they just get, it was like,
it ended up being like this perfectly fine utopian vault
because the people who were gonna run the experiment all died instead.
That one was, right?
Is that the one where they were dead in the lockers?
I think so.
I pulled all their bodies out and arranged them.
Gavin!
What are you doing with yourself?
Well, they were just bones.
Go ahead.
So I just pulled them out and I made little skeletons.
Is that what you do with bones?
Is that you arrange them and like,
I think it's in a lockers.
So you don't actually see them until you remove
the pieces one moment.
And I was like, I'm gonna build them.
You put them back.
So you reassembled them. Yeah, okay would love to see Gavin person assembled from just the
pile of the picture of that. Can you send us a picture of that?
Can you have a screenshot? I could go back to the vote if it's
the arm. I mean the arm is like three bones long.
It's like just a picture of drawings.
You got a FEMA coming out of his chin. I'd love to see that.
I mean I'm sure they don't have a full bones.
How many bones on the human body?
206.
Yeah, I believe that is correct.
That was 208.
I was gonna say 206 or 208.
How many bones on the human body?
I think it's 206.
That's another problem.
Are there different bones?
Are there bones that men have that women don't have?
Bones.
Is that a different rip size or something?
Rip size.
I heard a thing that the interpretation of the rib that Adam gave to make Eve was a
Misinterpretation of a word that means basically bone her
So he gave her like gave her a fucking good reaction and she popped out. I don't know how that works exactly
Yeah, maybe his dick was twice as long and he chopped it half made it even
Is that worth it?
If you had it well if you're alone with a like a 16 inch penis
Yeah, which you want to have an eight inch one and have something to put it in either other dudes around with big penis
It's too cuz I could you can work that now this animals though. There's animals
Definitely a snake you can arrange your bones in a pattern if you want.
All right, let me see.
What are you looking at?
Not number of bones in the human body.
Number of bones in the human body.
Number of...
That's very fun.
Two or six.
People in the world.
Number of the beast.
If you, who doesn't know what the number of the beast is,
come on.
What does that mean?
The number of the beast, you don't know really.
Number of bones in the skull.
I thought it was making me laugh.
Number of bones in.
What's funny about that?
We got a huge argument about that one time
about how many bones in the head.
Because the joy is in the skull.
I'm not doing it again.
I'm not doing it again.
So, Kate, they're back.
No number of bones in the human body.
PTSD over that conversation.
You are correct.
Gavin free at 206.
Gavin's coming in at a solid 206 and he's correct.
Skeleton of an adult human consists of 206 bones.
You start with more as a kid, and they're like fused.
Yeah, I get 270 bones as a kid.
270?
Well, it's the smallest bone.
You're dick.
The...
The...
The whole thing.
The whole thing.
Way too easy.
I mean, that was just like lofted up there.
The one that you hear with the hammer one
That's it stir up. Is that is syrup? I think so yeah
And it hits the envelope right and you'll you'll acapella it away if someone's too loud yeah
Your ear will pull it away. Oh you know something will help some muscle sure get it out of that
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Well, we're looking up you're looking at the bonds right now. I was gonna the bones in here
But so you uh, didn't you smash your phone recently?
Yeah, yeah, okay, so I smashed my phone. I was getting out of a car in LA. Didn't you have a case on it?
I did
It's trust me Gavin. I thought about that and in fact we did an episode of million dollars
But where I had to remove my phone from its case and
And in fact, we did an episode of Million Dollar's Butt where I had to remove my phone from its case.
And I broke it the next day, and I thought,
if I'd had my phone out of the case,
I would have assumed it broke because of that.
But it was like, it's hard to explain.
It makes sense when you see the episode,
but I took the phone out of its case,
and I couldn't put it back in its case right away.
I'll just say that.
I don't even know what.
That's for an unreleased episode.
Yeah, it's for season three.
And anyway, so I was getting out of a car and I dropped it like smashed it.
And it's one of the things where it's laying face down like that.
And I'm like, I knew it.
Barbara in my heart. I knew it. I felt like maybe the way before I picked out.
And I was like, is it, is it, is it?
You always know it. What?
If it lands, you think I know it's broken.
And then you get surprised when it's not, but you forget that you knew it was broken.
But when it is broken, you think, oh, I knew it.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
So you just basically always think it's broken.
Yeah, but you've just forget you thought that when it's not, you just go, ah!
No, I thought my phone was broken.
For sure, I dropped it this weekend, face down onto a wood floor.
Did you see the wind? Did you see the wind? Oh, it turned off. No, we can't show was broken. For sure, I dropped it this weekend, face down onto a wood floor.
Did you see the mince is broken?
Oh, it turned off.
No, we can't show that.
It turned off.
It turned off.
So my glass is now fixed.
Like it's been broken, I thought,
can I live with this being broken for two months
or three months until the new iPhone comes out?
And I trust me, I know if you're listening to podcast,
I think why the hell is he going to buy another iPhone?
He's so fucking furious about iPhones all the time.
I don't know, I got a problem.
I got Stockholm syndrome. I got Stockholm syndrome.
I got to buy these iPhones.
I fucking hate it.
You know what I mean?
Honestly, it's really because they make your name blue
when you send a text message.
That's why I own this piece of shit phone.
It's because the fucking text messages are blue.
Every time we bitch about it,
I get so many messages that are like,
to switch to Android, to Switch.
I don't know what my problem is.
I don't know.
Although we were going to dinner tonight.
Ben King is here from out of town
We went dinner tonight and I asked Gavin if you wanted to join us
He said sure he gets when are you leaving and I just went didn't even answer his question
I just sent my
Location to him like he could track me for like the next hour right that's the best feature on the iPhone that nobody uses
Gamma's like oh you're gonna share your location with me for an hour
I'll share mine with you for you. Could you see my location? I saw you a little head like you were creeping towards my little head
Do I still have a little head I was on creeping towards my little head. Do I still? And then our little heads touched. I was on foot. And
it was great. And then we both just had. I think you still could see my location burning
because I shared it with you. I think forever indefinitely. Oh wow. Why? Why did you want
to know? Because I didn't know there was an option to. Oh, you don't have anything that
you know about? Let me see what you're talking about. I have a question for you real fast.
Go back and that up. Are we going to talk about Game of Thrones
in this regular portion of the podcast?
Yes.
Let's see what Twitter says.
If so, I'm just going to want to warn the controller.
We'll warn people.
Well, I also want to warn the controller.
Is it possible to get a graphic on the bottom that says
Game of Thrones spoiler or something?
That way people can mute it.
All right.
So I had a broken phone and I was like,
I'm going to put it up with this. So I had a broken phone and I was like, ugh, too I can, I'm gonna put up with this.
And I was like, slowly cutting my thumb,
like swiping on the broken glass.
And Matt has an assistant named Steph.
She's very nice lady.
And she said to me, she goes, your phone's broken.
And I said, yeah, my phone's broken.
And she goes, do you want me to get your phone fixed for you?
And I was like, like, you want to go to the mall
and get my phone fixed?
She goes, no, no.
I'll call somebody that'll come here and they'll fix your phone. I don't even know
that was a said. I know it either. And it would cost about a hundred bucks to get it fixed to the
store. Causing about 140 bucks because when they came out, but the dude came out, had a little toolkit.
I watched him disassemble my phone and he put a new screen on it and bam. Don't you have to be
careful. Well, didn't that cause problem for some iPhone users a few months ago? Like, that's what,
like that error 20 was
or something like that?
I don't know, you're talking about.
That is it, right?
There was something.
It was like, you had to do a touch ID.
It was some sort of user fix, like a cell fix
that would bust it.
Oh, my phone's working just fine.
So suck it.
And it was really cool.
But you know, you can just get a replacement phone
for the same price.
I didn't have to leave the office though to do it.
I didn't either.
A new phone turned up, and then I mailed the old one back. You have Apple Care
I don't think I do this time. What are they just sending you fucking phones? What's the story? No, they charge you the full amount
I'm a pay the full amount right but then they refund
They charge the full amount and then they refund it to you when you send the other one back and
You don't have to do anything, you just go,
huh?
Your story sucks, mine's way better.
Because you had some dude come and hack your phone apart.
He pulled the phone apart.
He pulled the phone apart.
Like, you can see the whole, the whole gubbins on the inside.
Now, the upside-downs, you don't have to back it up
and download it again.
So did I just take off the entire front of the phone then?
The whole thing.
No, they just take out the broken charts.
Don't believe him.
Don't believe him, He's lying to you.
I obviously can't tell if I saw that face.
That was a goosey ass face.
Wait, what's your question, mate?
No, I don't even want to ask it now.
Let's do it.
Fuck it, no.
Hey, do you talk dirty and bad?
No, we're back to that again.
No, no, she asked.
So she's looking to eat.
How are you answering this question earlier.
Gavin just says the most British words possible, I bet.
What is the most, I have?
I'm naked.
Nice muff.
I'm trying to think.
What is the most British word?
What are the most British words?
Yeah.
Nackered.
The ballocks.
Yeah, ballocks is pretty good.
Blood with ballocks. Wanker? Ballocks good. Ball, it's wanker.
Ball, we got it.
You got your answer.
Walk away.
Going through the possibilities.
Putting, clunge, clunge.
Here's why Ashley's gonna dump me.
I got a bad habit.
You wait, wait, wait.
I think you know what I'm gonna step by now.
Let's still guess you a bad habit, because you have about 50.
I know, I know one of Bernie's bad habits.
I'm here this. Bad at replying to's bad habits. I don't hear this.
Bad at replying to texts.
Okay, I'm not bad at replying to texts.
Weaves, half.
Let's go see our chat history, and I will see if I owe you
a message or you owe me a message.
Let's find out.
You leave half eaten.
Eat stuff, eat it out.
I'm looking right now.
Snores like a screaming baby.
You owe me a text message.
Oh, that, because it does not anything
what was it i'll be the judge
can i say this
yeah
no release date on super troopers to
i was looking up to see if super troopers to
how to release it yet because they did their crowdfunding campaign about the
same time you ladies team
and there's no release date yet on super troopers to those that in response to
that he has no it's a total totally out of the blue
day since our last conversation.
He takes the same thing to me and I replied.
Thank you Gavin.
Why didn't you text me that?
Just so you know, before that, I had been
reflying to all of them.
That's true.
He went on a tear right there, those were on like a
spree in it.
Oh wow.
I'm good at that.
I don't know.
See how many blue messages are there?
Do you send all of the messages you sent me to Gus as well?
I will group message you guys sometimes. We group message a lot Gus as well I will group message you guys sometime we group message what I was gonna group message you guys hold on the I
want to move you with the the best line of dialogue what is it I don't want to say it
it's kind of a spoiler for the movies I don't want to say it for everyone but I'll send it to you guys later
was it independence day no I'm not gonna say
what we talking about British words oh
what was saying about What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
I did, I left him hanging for like a month at a time.
He was working on an amazing race poster that I had done.
And it was just like, I couldn't, I thought I couldn't tell him like what order to put the
people in.
Because then it would reveal what order they won.
And I just had to make a poster of all the people.
And so I was like, I got nervous about it.
I didn't want to implicate it.
Wait, I don't know what you're talking about now.
What's your bad habit?
What's your bad habit? No, no, so Roger is saying on Twitter that I'm a bad
Replier so we all know that. That's been a well-stuff. Yeah, okay, so you're saying I'm a bad reply
What's your what's my bad habit that you think I have?
Just eat and crap leaving out sip and stuff put it down snoring
One get one. Oh, sorry. Yeah, what is it? You're just a bad person overall. Thanks Barbara. Okay
Here's why Ashley's gonna dump me and I do this
I I freely admit I do this all the time. It's like okay. Let's all decide collectively
Okay, where are we gonna go eat? I'm sick of it. Where are we gonna go eat today? Where are we gonna go eat?
Anybody does anyone want to go to we'll go in and out burger after this? We'll have it in that
Sure sounds good. Yeah sounds good, right? Yeah, meh. You want to go then? Let's go then.
Now let's drive them right now. Now we're driving the car. Now I say, you know, we could go to Pizza Hut.
Oh, I hate that. I hate that. I will always suggest another place to go after we've already
said where we're going. What's it for you? I don't know why I do it, Gavin. The decision has been made.
It's like Brexit. And the worst is, you don't get to choose again.
With the kids,
it's like getting them both to a grandma place
is like, I just wanna put my foot on their necks
and go,
we're gonna go here.
We're gonna eat.
And it's like,
it's such a fight between the two.
And as they'll sit there,
it's like,
the two of them will be in the back seat.
And I'll look back there and I'll say,
I'll say,
Teddy,
I say,
where do you wanna eat, I don't care. I'm where do you want to eat to eat? I don't care.
I'm like, don't care?
I guess I don't care, we'll go eat wherever.
Now I'll say, slowly, I'll look at JD and I'll go, JD,
where do you want to go eat?
I want to go eat a double day, it's Teddy goes,
I want to eat a double day.
Teddy will fucking lay like a snake waiting to pounce.
And it's like, as soon as JD says where he wants to eat,
then Teddy says, I'm not going there.
That's the one place I won't go.
I don't like double. So then the one place I won't go.
I don't like double.
So then JD needs to put out a fake one for him to say no to
and then switch the double dvd and run behind it.
JD has learned to be devious, but no JD likes to fight.
He's like, I'm not going anywhere,
but double dvd is now because I said it.
So then we're in it for the whole night.
Fucking arguing about where the fuck we're going to eat.
And then once they decide, I suggest a different place
and actually goes, I'm going to murder you.
I'm going to fucking kill you.
That is the worst. Yeah, it's a terrible habit. It might be my worst habit
You do that when it's just us to it for like walking through an airport or something you want to wait there
Let's see and then we go somewhere else and I'm I just say yes to every single thing you say until this food in my gut
When we were doing the E3 coverage when we're doing the stream was on Sunday like Sunday night
We were like we're gonna go eat? You suggested something.
I said, great, see you there.
And I immediately got out, got my car and drove there.
It's like, I didn't wanna have the ambiguous,
but it didn't mean no discussion.
No, he didn't, you didn't go, but I didn't go.
Where we go eat.
You went?
Oh, it's killer shrimp.
Yeah, killer shrimp.
You also decided where we were gonna go
during our admin night filming and we ended up there?
You said, Bolog, so I'm not going to kill a shrimp.
The burger place.
I didn't wanna go, but they, because Jack and and we ended up there. You said Bologna, so I'm not going to kill a shrimp. The burger place. I didn't want to go, but I think because Jack and Gus
left and went there, you're the one who suggested it.
Because I know that I was tired because I was high from soup.
I didn't want to go there either.
I hate that place.
You guys talked about that yet?
We're not going to go.
God.
Have you, you haven't told it yet?
I kind of told it.
That was fucking crazy, dude.
That was, I was at, okay, so.
So, so we did a, we were invited out to be part of a 64 person battlefield one tournament
in E3.
I was invited and then I said, hey, you should also invite this young guy, Gavin
Freese.
This is how I get away with going out of town Gavin, because that through your name
and the hat for two.
But I only got yelled at.
This is true.
It's a deflection with you in particular when I invite you along to something and so that you'd like to go.
Kevin's never here.
I'm like, I know.
What a pro.
What is the deal?
But great game.
Great game.
Great game.
Gus.
Great game.
That's great.
I didn't get a chance to play it, but it looks a lot.
Great game.
So we played this.
Gavin, I somehow like we got all sorts of bad information.
Like there was a practice session for three hours.
And Gavin I, we practiced playing battlefield
for a week before we went out there.
Cause I was like, I'm gonna represent.
Cause it was pro battlefield players.
I don't know any of their names, like Sleepy Pete
and the Sherman.
Yeah, there you go.
And then there was web personalities
or you know, web influencers,
what they were gonna call our category. And then there was web personalities or you know web influencers what they want to call our category and then there was actual celebrities
Which you know for electronic arts met like the guy who was sitting next to me was Galifa more of the nicest dudes on the planet really cool
Dude then across from him was this rapper the game is nice. He's always stone exactly and then I then on the other side of us was
Snoop Dogg and
Snoop Dogg I'm not kidding us.
We're in a room.
We're in a theater where they have the EA play event where they do all the E3 announcements.
And so we're all in, it's a big room, right?
All of a sudden everybody's like this and we're all looking around because Snoop Dogg had
like come into the building somewhere and you could smell him from about, probably about a
hard guard's away.
I'm not kidding, it was unbelievable.
Like this smell of marijuana just like preceded him by like a minute and a half.
It was amazing.
Goals.
And then he gave a shit.
So they were smoking pot the whole time, which was really fucking cool.
So I'm next to Wiz Khalifa.
This is actually, this is almost taken from my perspective.
So, so Snoop was like one over from me
and Wiz Khalifa was right next to me.
And they were passing a cigarette of some kind,
I'm not sure what it was.
They were passing it back and forth.
I believe that's called a blunt.
I was standing in a cloud of pot smoke
for like an hour and a half, just standing there,
like breathing in this fog, fog back.
And one of the organizers of the event came to me
and he goes,
Bernie, are you getting a contact tie?
From all this, I'm like,
fuck, and contact tie.
I can't see you.
It's like, there's so much smoke in the air.
It's like, I can't see anything.
It's just like, and I was actually kind of worried
because I'm, you know, the stuff that snoops, moaks,
I'm assuming is like,
off the flushing shot.
It's gonna be like pineapple express times vibe.
It's like, I'm like, then starting to worry
that I'm gonna get a fucking heart attack
or something, I get all paranoid.
And then I was legitimately fucked up.
We went on the stream after that
and I was just staring straight ahead.
The best part was, I was at the,
I was not at the battlefield one of it.
I was at the stream location.
Didn't drive by the way, wouldn't be clear about that.
And so we're sitting there in the room and we're talking like,
yeah, do you see all those pictures of Bernie?
You know, next to like Snoop Dogg, I was Khalifa.
And like, we were like, we would just said,
I wonder if you got a contact tie from that.
The door like swings open and Bernie walks in with like a fistful of red vines
and goes, I'm high as shit. I have Marb and he said they're eating red vines for like an hour.
I was like, where did he get those red vines from?
It was like a bouquet of flowers.
Dude, that finds a way.
Red vines are like, they're like twizzler but way worse.
It's like someone had a twizzler when they were eight years old, then they grew up and
they tried to recreate it from memory
Basically, that's what a red wine. I like red wine. I like red vines too, but they're like
There's some demand that's not real
It's like smelling plastic flowers that when you lost two hundred dollars. Yeah
I've had so much fun with the two hundred dollars a Gavin Laws thing
We're in all the practice rounds and all the low value amounts
He plays like crap, so I'm like yeah 10 bucks
It hustles you yeah, and then he's like I swear it out and then I'll win 10 bucks
He's like let's go a hundred. I'm like
Still it and then you win and then you double nothing I lost you in my defense
You are awful at betting you make the dumbest bets you make the dumbest bet also every time you bet like drop it down like
20 bucks. I would be like okay, and then I lose that game, but you didn't lose deliberately at it thing. I don't know it at all
You just lucky. I just rise the occasion. Yeah, when this one is destroyed a battlefield
I was like rated in the top six look you just stood in the objective
You get points by standing no, I'd play the game
How do you interpret? We have footage motherfucker. We go watch it. I have more kills than you
Yeah, you did all for all the good that we're you playing deathmatch
Yeah, I see about you know, it's all about what how it's about how it's about how you get
Fuck off. No one ever says I'm the best in the world of Halo
I only play oddball although I have to admit that gamm was down there by Terry cruise that was pretty cool
Yeah, it was weird about that it was we're with like, because they had all their names in there.
Like the names of all the players. And it was weird. All of us would be playing. It's like, oh,
Jamie Foxx just killed you. So that's kind of weird. And then I could kill Zach Efron. Yeah, yeah.
I just like I shot Zach Efron. I'm like, that's kind of cool. A lot of people, I was watching
the my tweet feed after it happened. I was scrolling of cool. A lot of people, I was watching the my Twitter feed
after it happened, I was scrolling back through time
from the people who were watching it.
And everyone all the ones that you just killed
with Califa, bunch of people.
You're on a team time.
He was on my team.
How do I kill it?
Is it friendly fire on?
Team kill?
Shit.
It's World War One man, you can't turn that off.
They didn't have that technology.
All right, so we talk about Game of Thrones or what?
Alright, we're gonna do this.
You all have a lower third.
That graphic boy.
Alright, so yeah, we are...
Boy, boy.
As long as that graphic is on,
if you don't want Game of Thrones spoiled, mute it.
Or something. That graphic.
So what I say, so many speakers are standing old
by saying a cloud of potsmokers.
What's old about that?
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
That person is looking for for reason to make money okay
Split you fucking idiot called you out people find your tweet and then they'll download it if that was that that wildfire though
It was pretty cool. Yeah, all right. What's that game friends? Yeah game of time
It's a Bernie's we lost Bernie. It's somebody posted a picture of me on the street.
Afterwards, sorry.
I'm gonna go ahead, you talk about your stuff.
It's his idea, sure I did.
All right, so let's talk about Game of Thrones.
Talk about your stuff.
Was that the best episode of television you've ever seen?
I think so.
I was a little worried early on where they were just doing
like the orchestral music part.
I was like, I was gonna use it.
But then yeah, just started like building more and more.
Here's the thing, a lot of people was,
because I said on Twitter, that was the best season of television.
It's ever been, ever on TV.
And someone was like, even better than the last season of Breaking Bad.
The last season of Breaking Bad wasn't even the best season of Breaking Bad.
Correct.
It was season four, and yes, it was better than that in my opinion.
I really liked Aussie Man.
Oh, was it? Was it? Yeah, that I think is. I really liked Ozzy Man. Oh, Ozzy Man, yes, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's still up there
for my favorite episode of any television.
Man, Ozzy Man, it was pretty good,
but this was like, if like-
So much stuff did happen in this.
Ozzy Man, Ozzy Man would have been like,
one thread of what took place on Game of Thrones last night.
There was like 80 pounds.
Towards the end, I kept thinking,
no, this is the final shot of the season.
Nope, we got to somewhere else.
We said the same thing.
Why did I have a question?
After he...
Varys left Marine to go to Dorne to set up the ship with the Martels and the Tyrells,
then he went back to Marine to get on the boat to go back to Westeros.
Because Varys was on the ship at the very end with the Narris.
Why the fuck did he go back to Marine?
Why wouldn't you just wait in a restaurant?
Like, oh, hey guys, I'm here.
I must have missed that.
Yeah, that's a little weird.
I think that he was one of those epic shots.
And he was on the boat.
Like he was standing there.
Like there was all of them on the boat.
Those shots of people standing epically on boats
as they're sailing into the sea always make me laugh
because it's like, all right, how long are you going to stay like that?
You guys sit down at some point.
We're going to look cool for a couple months. Yeah, take it take it take a chair.
You can go that's the one way. How was it down? The library room that Sam was in? Yeah.
What is that? That's where they turn the measures. It's citadel, right? Yeah. Because you know
beauty in the beast? Go ahead. Because the chandelier or whatever was hanging up in the ceiling
was the thing from the intro.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, that makes sense to me. That makes sense to me.
I was half-expect to get the winter blurt around it, have Game of Thrones written on this side.
Yeah.
It was that thing.
It was cool.
Yeah, I figured that they had that.
They dunk a lot of money to their place.
Yeah.
I figured they had something like that, like, realistically, they would have that,
so that people wouldn't take candles and burn the books.
Right, it's like it's a system to capture the sun
and then you can see it.
Now I'm wondering if there's actually like models
of the cities in there somewhere,
like just like in the intro.
Because that'd be cool.
What was your favorite moment of that episode?
Dude, so many good moments.
I think it was Arya.
No, Arya was really good.
It was good.
For me it was the reveal of the wildfire.
Like, realizing what was going on.
Yeah.
This, the explosion was cool.
I like that they even went out of that way to make sure you knew that the high sparrow
died first, and then everyone else was out.
Yeah, like it fucking flames.
It just goes, like, it goes up through him and then like half a second later, everyone else.
I was like, I even thought, oh, it's just gonna get him.
No, man.
Blah, blah.
And then the whole thing falls down.
I was just incredible.
And then she does the cheers to the, the explosion.
Dude, that fucking like half smirk on her face.
That is like, that's also like the last moment of Sarasai, I think.
Like I think at this point,
we're not sitting on the throne.
No, no, no, I think she's gone at this point.
Because that was like a plot of the Mad Kings.
But there you go. That everyone agreed was was a terrible bad idea and was made him awful
I think Cersei is now the Mad Queen that's who I think Cersei is because now she's the Queen of Westrose and
They always made a point about Cersei is that
Her her greatest strength was her love for her children. That was it greater than her love for Jamie
Greater than her love for power her love for her children was the was it. Greater than her love for Jamie, greater than her love for power,
her love for her children was the thing
that drove her the most.
That shot of Tom and that.
That shot of Tom and...
I was wondering whether I hang in on the window
for so long.
That's like, why?
I knew it was when he walked off screen.
I was like, don't do it.
I like that there's just enough time.
I'm not even just gonna whip the crown out the window
or something like that.
No, just so quiet.
Like the actor, the look he had on his face was like,
there's just enough time for him to step up and be like,
oh my God, he's gonna, when he doesn't even hesitate. No, he looks like that chuck the chip cookie
He's right out the fucking window
But seriously has no kids left. I really want that cookie. She has I mean
Yeah, all of her children are dead. Joffrey's dead. Mircella's dead
Tom and's dead and so she the only thing that gave her any kind of morality
In any way is all fucking gone.
And she's dressed fully in black.
I hope it was awesome.
Yeah, I mean, it's like,
to me, and the wildfire thing,
I do the same conclusion that you did too.
Like the mad king and his plot and here,
like the only thing that was missing
was her saying burn them all.
That was the only thing that was missing.
She's gonna be a fucking nightmare from this point on.
She's just, she was conniving before it.
I think now she's just hardcore fucking.
I think Jamie will slay her.
He could be a queen slayer as well.
Dude, I don't know, I think she's in.
It's like, it's always thing like two is we get close to the end.
Like who's gonna kill who?
Like, I'm so happy that Arya killed Walter Frey.
So, he killed her the exact same way
that her mom was killed.
Just let it throw.
Do you think she positioned the thumb perfectly?
Like, just like that.
It's just so he'd see it.
You'd think too much.
Actually figured that part out.
Like that there was people in the pie, like right away.
Why?
They focused on it.
The first time he asked where are my sons?
Like literally the first moment she figured that out.
But it didn't know it was Arya.
I didn't know it was Arya.
No, I didn't either.
I was like, who was this crazy lady? I assume she would be someone in the episode. I just didn't know it was Ari. I didn't know it was Ari. No, I didn't either. I was like, who was this crazy lady?
I assume she would be someone in the episode.
I just didn't think it was her.
I have a question.
She made it really far.
I don't know this because I need to go back
and watch it again.
But when Jamie and that other dude are sitting in the bar
and they had the girls looking at them.
Wrong.
And they see one girl making eyes at Jamie.
Yes.
Was that Ari?
Yes.
That was the same woman who took the face off.
Yeah, she said, they even say it's not one of mine.
Right?
Isn't that?
Yeah, the conversation.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's really cool.
Braun's such a great character too.
So here we find out about Braun and Lena head.
Oh, yeah, it's weird.
They can't be in the same room together.
They can't film those two in the same room.
What?
They will, those two, the actors, just cannot be in the same room together. They don't like each two in the same room. They will those two, the actors just cannot be in the same room together.
They don't like each other?
Nope. It's funny. No, they just, it's a thing.
So they ever have scenes together to film them separately.
So I love that kind of stuff. I think it's fucking great.
Yeah, I'm sure the crew loves it too.
I'm sure they do too. They get over time that day. They're fine.
Despite it just right around it. But I think the thing with Ari was
tremendous, I will say this up at the show, is that if I'm ever going anywhere in Westeros,
I'm going with either Little Finger or Brienne of Tarte, because those are the only two people in that whole fucking show who can travel across that country
in less than about four years.
Everybody else takes for fucking ever.
It's like when John left the wall and he goes, I'm going to Winter Winterfell It's like I'll see you next year because I thought it's gonna take him for fucking ever to get down it
See you in the mosque. Yeah, it's like he's never gonna make it grandma Tyrell hold us to dawn. Yeah, she did
I assume that would take it take it but she was already in high garden because she had left previously
And high gardens closer to dawn
She's gonna kill Cersei right. I mean mean, it's like Cersei's done so many people wrong.
I never thought that was satisfying.
She was fucking bad at it.
Well, that's what she said.
Cersei had killed everyone in her family,
killed her son, her grandson, her granddaughter.
So Mace was her son.
Yes.
He was old.
Yeah.
She's even older.
Yeah.
Well, she was a bungalow in the 60s.
Which she was.
Yeah.
Didn't know that she was hot. She was in the in the event. That's part of the game of Thrones cannon
James Bond I really doubt it that should be wrong that tune that they played when Cersei sits on the on the yeah
Music for it. It was like a guinea was you might have fill it glass song. I don't know why I'm what the name of it is
It was in what the watchman. Oh, okay the same exact I don't know what the name of it is. It was in the watchman.
Oh, okay.
The same exact tune.
It's like, the old shit.
This is cool, tune.
That's the official name of it.
Yeah, old shit.
This is cool, dude.
But I mean, there was everything like,
even like the way they wrapped up stuff with Daenerys and,
who's your captain? Yeah. All that stuff was was really well done. I thought
the scene with her and Tyrion was like, I don't know, I like them
getting together. I think they've had some good scenes, but that
was a scene I think I've been waiting for. Where she gave in the
hand of the bed. Yeah, I love the scene they had together at the
beginning of I think was the last episode where she returns and
they're attacking. He was Marines a city on the rise.
That was like, that was when I, I could tell that she had the advantage over Tyrion at
that point, like that he was there basically to serve her, which is weird because Tyrion
was such a central character for so long.
And I feel like he's kind of almost like a secondary character at this point.
Like the people to me who were in the game of Thrones were Sarah Say, John Snow, Rob
Stark, Tyrion Lannister, Daenerys Targaryen, like, and a couple others.
But it's like Tyrion was very much somebody I thought was going to be all the way there
through to the end and potentially could be someone sitting on the throne.
I don't really see him as that anymore.
I never thought he could advance that far.
I always saw him in an advisory role, just because I didn't think the people of West
Dresswood support a smaller person sitting in the Iron Throne.
You know what would be the coolest visual and the best way to end the final episode of
the show?
The Night King walks into the room, sits down on the throne, and it turns to ice.
That would be wicked.
I'm pretty wicked.
There would be no point in him doing that, like he doesn't care about the show. That would be a. I'm pretty wicked. I mean, there's no point in him doing that.
Like, he doesn't care about the shit.
That'll be pretty wicked.
It'll be a cool visual though.
You think winter will stretch all the way down through
to King's Landing?
That'll be pretty cool, visually.
It should, right?
It's supposed to be the strongest winter.
And the...
It's at those in years.
They bring winter with them.
Mm-hmm.
So you would think that that would happen.
Turns out in the last episode,
winter is just some chick who's crazy.
Fucking winter's here.
I'm trying to get away from her.
Witcher's coming.
And of course the thing we haven't mentioned is they finally confirmed the whole John Snow lineage.
Here's what I love about that.
We were talking about lost earlier. I feel like lost.
People had theories about what lost was all about.
And I think that a lot of those people were spot on,
like that lost, they were in purgatory, they were all dead,
and they were just kind of trying to find their way through
to the next world, and that's what lost was all about.
And that's why every episode that we're focusing
on somebody's story of trouble that they had in their life.
And there was some of that in the sequin,
the finale, but I think they got away from it
because they had to come up with this other weird,
nefarious or nebulous thing,
just so that the audience wouldn't be right, basically.
Audience was spot on.
Like some of the people who had this theory
about John Snow's lineage and Ned Stark's sister
and Rhaegar Targaryen, Targaryen, they were spot on
and I think they didn't shy away from it.
They told the story and I think everyone was super excited to see it and they were super excited to be right about it.
Confirmed.
It was fucking badass.
Yeah.
So Ned just was hated for no reason that whole time.
But Ned was like, Ned was the best person in the whole shit.
It took like a life long sacrifice of lies.
Dude his wife made him look like a shithead.
Yeah.
His wife was like the only thing that
G. Hayd about him is that. Why can't he just tell the truth? There's like chill out love. I don't know why couldn't tell
Katelyn about it, but he just he made a promise to his sister that he wouldn't tell anybody and that he would protect the baby and
Maybe because he was a brother. Athien would have absolutely killed that right. It's a Targaryen boy
Absolutely would have killed that kid because Robbert
Baratheon remember when he first found out about Daenerys early on in the show when he was still king into alive
He wanted to like sail across the sea immediately find Daenerys Targaryen and killer. Yeah, so
Seans in season one of Baratheon and Johnson O of significance.
Did they ever interact?
I don't remember.
It would have been in the receiving line.
He would have been up there with the receiving line.
Yeah, he would have been like in the back of the hall and like watching from a distance.
Yeah.
So Tyrion and Johnson O had a good scene in the first episode.
And then Tyrion traveled to the wall with them.
It was cool.
They got Benjen back.
Same guy.
So, okay.
Benjian's dead
But we're just like half time before we get to that there's one question I want to ask that we're kind of touching on here sure. I don't understand the line of succession
It's a Barathean throne. It is a Barathean throne. Why does Cersei Lannister inherit it?
So she I think there was so many guys in gold armor in the throne room and after she like brought the set down
I think she just took it by force.
So it's now a Lannister threat.
It's now a Lannister.
So it doesn't cross over through marriage?
No.
No, because it's should have,
that's why Rennley and Stanis were fighting for it
after Robert died,
because they felt they should have transferred to that.
It doesn't transfer to her.
But of course now they're both dead.
So.
But what that happens, say,
Tom and dies, who's left that could become?
Right, like as soon as Tom and jumped out the window,
that's the first thing I thought was,
well, who's gonna take it?
It can't be Cersei.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously she can take the throne
and it can be contested, but it's already contested
constantly anyway.
But the dudes in gold armor, the whole way through
the throne room made me feel like that was,
just they're gone. Was there any you didn uh... just out gone was really didn't like
uh...
anyone we didn't like any any moments you didn't like
and the last two episodes of the season have been so strong
i didn't like the moment
with the sparrow woman
and sersei
he didn't that was
something about that come up just just i know but know, but it was, but it was like,
it was left kind of open ended.
Like, it gave me a really weird feeling.
Like what the mouth did.
Like whether, right.
Like, that was just like,
took his hat off.
He took his hat off.
I feel like that wasn't needed.
Like, I left that on.
Done it in the next season.
Oh man.
He's so, just like, mortifying.
I assume he just tortured her.
He didn't look as bad as I thought he would.
Like the way he could see his eyes through the mosque
made him look like a prank.
He was like, he was gonna be a lot more swollen
and like bloodshotted.
Without the helmet on, you can see like,
he could just see his normal head.
Yeah, I think you're the little bit of a knife.
He was almost like a Darth Vader
when they took over hell.
Cause you had the big scar like going on here.
The weird skin color, like a light gray.
Well, you know, he's getting a clear look at them, either.
It's true.
I like though that who's a,
was Lonsol, Zyzehet?
The Lonsol?
Lonsol?
Yeah, the way he went out was fucking great.
The little kid just stabs him in the spine.
Just like a mini shank.
Yeah.
I think I understand what they killed
Grandmaster Pysel.
Grandmaster, Pysel.
I think because he was not gonna be at the sect
and it was another enemy of Cersei's
and that was the way to get rid of him.
Okay, just cleaning house.
Right, it was a part of.
Nothing ever really came of him being fully fit
and just pretending.
Yeah.
I guess it was just a show that he was just a real piece of shit.
I saw a really funny comment.
I think it was in the game, I thought it was a subreddit where someone said that the real tragedy was the prostitute who
he did not pay, who said he would pay her later.
Oh no.
He's dead now.
She's never going to get paid.
Yeah, they'll take care of it.
How's she going to feed her kids?
I will say this.
Marjorie's dead.
Marjorie's dead.
Right.
Yeah, absolutely.
How's that about that?
What did you call it?
Princess cleavage. No, princess decoupage. Yeah. Decoupage, yeah. absolutely. What did you call it princess? Princess cleavage, right? Princess
DecuPage. Yeah, yeah
Princess DecuPage. I liked her a lot
I have to freely admit that she was kind of a minor player in all this even though she was the queen
But like I really wanted to see like what she was she was working on something. Right. She gave the rose to
She had a plant. I was talking about the faith. faith I was like I was thankful when you saw the the secret message because like oh thank Christ something that's actually gonna happen
And she's not crazy like never really so was it was there even when they're digging that like that seven-sided star
Seven-pointed star in her brother's head. I was like oh she's gonna sacrifice him to get the seriously somehow
What's she doing here? What's she doing here? And then, Kabloey.
Yeah, we'll never know what her plan was. Yeah, that was fucking crazy.
That was amazing.
She did amazing. Yeah. I'm sure the episode before was more expensive.
Someone on Twitter, someone on Twitter who is a Tasha and C22. I like it with a battle shot. Says that
You crazy. Gantry could come back and lead claim to the throne. How long has he been in that fucking robot create the entry could come back at league claiming as a throne
How long has he been in that fucking robot now?
Has he come back yet dude? I have no idea the onion I forgot the onion night was in the battle of black water Bay
I forgot about that. He was the one that figured out what the wildfire was right before it blew up right I like the onion night
I do too. He's one of my favorite characters. Yeah, I thought I thought I was gonna kill the lady in red. I was in a killer. Hmm
Man, I got I got I got I got I got mad at all those other. What's the real name?
Melissa, Melissa, I'm sure yeah, I got mad at all those other lords of the North like oh everyone's up on the bandwagon now Fuck yeah, they were they all got up with them swords and they're like King the North glove. Yeah
What's her name? It was funny that I won a lot more month. The guy that was probably my like one in my top three.
She's fucking honest.
Fuck get her juice box.
In that last episode when she's just like in the background,
just like staring at Ramsay Bolton, old man.
Yeah. Yeah.
Also like everyone's like king of the North
and she's like king of the North.
The guy that plays Lord Travada.
The Glover guy who's, you know, the gray bearded guy.
I've never seen him in a role like that.
He's quite a famous English actor.
But he always plays like the weediest dudes.
He's in black-adtern, he's got like a little nervous twitch. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So who did Brant of Tarth leave the Blackfish Castle with? Riverrun.
She was in a robot with somebody.
I forget who that was.
It was a podric, wasn't it?
Podric, thank you.
A fucking lot podric.
What's this dick like, do you think?
I love the way Brant or actually, it's so great.
Who are you hoping like?
Who's a missing character you think is gonna like reappear?
And gonna have an epic moment.
Brant of Tarth has got to have like, you think she's gonna end up with Jamie? She's gonna end up with the gonna have an epic moment. Brian Tars has gotta have like, you think she gonna end up with Jamie?
She's gonna end up with the Torment Giants being.
Oh no, that's not gonna happen.
Do you think all the Stark kids are gonna come together
at any point?
I think so.
Who's left?
Brian, are ya?
Brian, yeah.
Brian, it seems like Brian is resigned
to being north of the wall.
If he's the three-eyed Raven now,
he has to stay like where his power is greater.
Well, here's the other thing.
Benjian was very clear.
Oh, that's what we're going to talk about.
We're going to get back to that.
Benjian was very clear that the wall is more than just ice.
Right.
It's also spells or magic that keeps the white walkers at bay.
If brand crosses the wall, the walkers can follow him.
Right.
Because he has the mark of the night king on him. So I think
a situation is going to occur where Bran is brought across the wall against his will. Oh, they chuck
his arm off. And then what toss it over the wall and then follow it? No, I just leave his arm so he can
wait, what side of the wall is he on the north side? Right, he's on the north side. They found a
God's wood. They found a weirwood. A weir wood. Yeah, they found one of those trees. So they're like
God's wood. A God's wood would be the place where it is. Oh, weird wood. I believe south of the wall,
like in a keep where you go to pray to the old God's. A weird wood is just a tree. So like a
set God's wood. It was just a weird way. Yeah, a face. I did. Yeah, I'm so happy they did a tower
of joy. Oh, so happy.
As far as what's his name?
Benjen Stark being cold hands.
I was, yeah, I'm a little weirded, I'm not weirded out.
I'm just trying to explain the hashtags.
Explain who cold hands is.
Cold hands is a character.
Benjen Stark basically in the TV show is his character, cold hands.
But in the book, cold hands is kind of like an undead member of the Knights
Watch.
He's a ranger who helps Sam and Gilly get through the wall to the south.
And he also, doesn't he also help Brandon, Mirror get North as well?
Yeah, he does.
And it's always very ambiguous as to who cold hands really is.
He rides a giant elk and out of a horse and it seems like he's been
kind of in this undead state for a very long time. His clothes are super tattered and faded.
And George R Martin has said that in the books, Benjan Stark is not cold hands.
So it's weird that in the TV show, Benjan Stark is cold hands. Maybe it's just easier.
Yeah, I'm sure. Like in the books, there's way more characters.
It gets, it's absolutely out of control.
Can you call hands back to there?
What's that?
Like he leaves the show in this, I will see you in six years.
Yeah, no shit, right?
Don't die.
Yeah, you remember the cameo you did like five and a half years ago?
We need you to come back.
So, I mean, I guess we shouldn't think too deeply
about how Benjen is in the state where he's dead
and a walker, but still sentient and good.
Right.
Like, he's not under, he's a walker, but not under the control of the Night King basically.
Right, like, is there another power?
Because there was always speculation as well in the books that maybe
Cold Hands was an agent of the Three-eyed Raven.
Like being controlled by proxy view of the Three-eyed Raven. But- But he couldn't, he couldn't enter the agent of the Three-eyed Raven, like being controlled by proxy view of the Three-eyed Raven.
But he couldn't enter the cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
Correct.
That's what established that the cave
is a protected place that the Cold Hands got them
all the way to that.
I thought my recollection, he died in the books
or it right outside of the cave,
but maybe he didn't.
No, I don't think Cold Hands died.
He was fighting outside of the cave. It was in the books or in the movie, sorry, in the't. No, I don't think Colt Hans don't. He was fighting outside the cave. It was in the books, or in the movie, in the show.
It was a scene where, like,
Brian, they're rushing to get in all the hands
or coming up out of the ground.
Like, that was the last time you saw Colt Hans in the book.
Wasn't that same scene, but he just wasn't.
He wasn't in the show.
Don't you call him Colt Hans in this?
In the show?
No.
I don't think so.
I've never even heard Colt Hans until this. Yeah, it was a book. No, no, it's character that doesn't exist like Ramsey Bolton in the
In the books is not even really that big of a character
You know, I mean he's not huge you never meet Sansa in the books, right?
Right he marries Jane pool who's pretending to be Arya Stark. That is correct. Yes
Yeah, it's totally different at this point.
Jesus Christ.
It's really, really different.
In fact, as someone who's read all the books, when the new book comes out, the show will be done essentially at that point.
Will you watch? I mean, we go read the book.
Absolutely.
There are two totally different stories now.
Are you mingling it out of it's better?
Yeah.
I think the show is a lot more streamlined and tells the story a lot more efficiently.
I was not as much of a fan of the books the first time I read them through, but then as I read
them the second time and I understood how everything tied in together, I liked them a lot more.
So I think I'd like the books more, just because there's a lot more detail,
as many more characters to keep track of.
Interesting.
Anyway, you want to wrap this up?
Yeah, what do you think, any predictions?
Predictions?
Let me see if anybody on Twitter has
said anything to us about it.
You might want to keep that up for just a little while longer.
Yeah, I think there's a lot of predictions.
I think that'll be a day.
Oh, yeah, there's another character that's
sitting in the books.
It's not anywhere, but she could show up.
There's only one.
Yeah, no, I think, no, because because we saw Barrett Dondarian, just a couple episodes
ago, we will not see her.
Because we saw Barrett Dondarian.
Okay.
Okay.
The guy without an eye.
Got you.
Yeah.
The Red Knight, right? The Red Knight.
The Brotherhood without Banners.
Okay.
There's only one season left, right?
Or like two many seasons.
There's speculist, there'll be be two many seasons two seasons of seven episodes each
Are you killed three people like that's a big deal. She killed those two sons and
Then she killed Walter Frey. Yeah, why she killed that go well she killed the girl. I think she killed the girl in defense
Okay, right?
The face that she had there when she served the pies. Now what you mean?
I thought you mean the way you mean the You mean the faceless girl, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's killed other people.
She came very entrant.
She killed.
That's true.
Yeah.
I mean, that's not.
So Bravo's doesn't count.
But now she's now she's killing people.
Like she didn't kill people in bravos for whatever reason,
even though she was training to do that.
And now she's killing people.
The hound is alive. If she runs into the hound again, is she going to kill the Hound?
I don't think so. Who else was on her list? The Hound?
Cersei. Walter Frey. Cersei Lanister. Jaffy Lanister. Jaffy Breithing, excuse me.
There were more, let me look at Arias list. She also had Sir Illin Payne.
The Hound? Sir Illin Payne. Sir Ill Ellen Payne. The amount of Sir Ellen Payne.
Sir Ellen Payne definitely.
He's not killed or found in the show anymore.
So you don't think she's going to kill me, you do?
For Ellen Payne, I think she won't kill him just because they've moved on from him in the show.
The actor who played Sir Ellen Payne developed a really bad cancer.
Oh, shit.
So that's why they kind of wrote around that and were kind kind of removed him from the show. Thanks. Sir, ill and pain, uh, what did you with Ned Stark sword?
Ice. They reforged it and that's the sword that, that,
Brianna Tarthas.
And that Jaffrey had as well.
And the Jaffrey had. We're having a Jaffrey sword.
I think he was, he was taking with him to his funeral.
Okay, international business times. I don't know why they did this
They made a list of people that are still alive on arias list
It was and it's grown in four seasons
Ilan pain Cersei Lanister, Jaffa Baratheon dead
Tywin Lanister dead
the Hound the mountain Melisandra
She's on her list the hound, the mountain, Melisandre?
She's on her list.
How does she know that?
She knows for taking Gendry.
Arya has just liked Melisandre for quite some time
and as she's responsible for Gendry
having been taken away.
Yeah, fucking nailed it.
Barric, Thorosomir, and Mirin Trent.
He is the priest who brought Berk Dondarian back to life when he died. I don't want to shake it again. Before every season starts I try to rewatch
like the last two. Before next season I may like try to marathon all of them together.
What is that? Mary Trent's death. She killed him. It'll be a couple of months.
I'm watching entire series over again before.
I think this last season came out in February, I think.
Good Lord.
Next season's five episodes and the one after that's five episodes.
Is it?
I thought it was seven and seven.
Oh, it's seven and seven?
Yeah.
Wow, God, there's a lot left.
They wrapped so much up.
You could stop watching the show, I think, at this point,
and they would be fulfilling.
Like last night would have been fulfilling finale. I really that way like all the pieces are in place it's almost like I don't
need to see it but everyone's charging to say no man I know it's gonna wait for that so fucking badass
all right let's wrap up what a third of wolf's getting killed I don't want any more wolves
getting killed they do it like it's no big deal. It tries to be crazy. Well, it's not many left. See you're not poor. Yeah. Snow is a ghost is alive.
Mm-hmm.
And then what's the one that ran off?
My myriad. My myriad. You are not part of this podcast.
You can say it. I'm answering the question.
Oh, you just magged into your answer and you stole it from him.
Because I've been struggling with every other answer so far.
And that's the only ones that are alive. Because Sansa's we know is the first one I'd die.
Sansa's.
And then Nymeria ran off after a bit Joffrey, right?
And then Ghost is around and Summer died in the cave to the dead.
Like a...
On a nowhere.
Just like...
And Shaggy Dog just head came off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
His head came off.
That's one of the sides of death, right?
Yeah, head off. So Sh Yeah. His head. That's one of the sides of death, right? Yeah. Head
off. So Shaggy Dog was Rickens. Rickens. But what was Rob's? What was Rob's wolf?
There Mr. Guy on the side. Greywind. Wow. Fucking. Wow. Now this is bad. I'm
getting along into these right fucking Greywind. But Doom. You're the Sally page
of made up bullshit. Congratulations.
All right.
Can we remove the lower third?
All right, dad's our talk about Game of Thrones.
If you haven't watched it, you should watch it.
You should watch Game of Thrones.
It's such a good episode.
It's such a good episode.
All right, such a good episode.
We're gonna wrap this shit up.
Great.
The season of Game of Thrones?
Yes, easily.
Yes, easily. So good. season one was really good too.
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