Rooster Teeth Podcast - Getting Stuck on Confederate Roller Coasters - #732

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

Join Gus Sorola, Blaine Gibson, Kayla Milton, and Blizzb3ar as they talk about racist roller coasters, 3 decades of podcast, shooting champagne corks, ping pong tournaments and more! Sponsored by SaneBox, Betterhelp, and Shady Rays Go to http://sanebox.com/rooster to get a two-week free trial and a $25 credit. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp - go to http://betterhelp.com/rooster to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://shadyrays.com and use code ROOSTERTEETH to get 50% off 2 or more pairs.   Already FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He muttered it under his breath. It was like a hate crime. No! He said I'm a hot blast. He was like, you're at the bottom It was like a hate crime. Yeah. No. He said, I'm not laughing. He was like, you're the bottom, you're the power bottom. Yeah. That's a position of strength, is it not? I'm sitting here, open this.

Oh yeah. Let's just do it. Everyone's champagne? Yeah. Okay, oh god, I hate when champagne bottles are made. What? It's someone's anxiety because it's... It's only festive and gross.

It could open right now. No. No. It's gonna look terrible on it. It's gonna look like a cake. as you get more experience opening champagne bottles, you'll get. Yeah, I'm an avid drinker, Gus. Is there a cage over there?

For champagne? No, I see. I get the ones where you twist the bottle. Where do I? You like tw- You just get more experience with the corks. You'll be getting it. Get it in the tumbler later.

Power by the sparkling cider for myself. I love Barton Elise. The the corks you'll be getting it get it end up on tumblr later Sparkling cider for myself. I love Barton Elise open up this in front of all on top of all the audio equipment We need a can opener bottle bottle of it. Is it on a twist? No Shit these are my keys. These are my girlfriend kind of bragging a fifth-generation family-owned company since 1860. Oh All right, let's see how this is. No! The cramps is this. Crampsburg.

Here are the free Chardonnay 68% drew it. Wow. Okay, now it's exploded. Now it's exploded. Oh God, I'm in my bag away. Can I hide under the table? This is what I'm doing. Is this right?

This is what I asked for my coffee to eat somewhere safe. It's gonna pop. It's not gonna pop until he wants it to. It's not. He's got his hand over it. Look at him. He's being so safe. He's gonna jerk it off.

Oh, Wales covered in this off. Oh, this is like, it's got shrapnel on it now. All right. Look, hold on. I'm gonna take a picture of Bliss's face It holds for champagne all right. It's decorked Doesn't seem to be wanting to come off. Where's the machete? Yeah, where's my knife? Where's our saber? Please what's the saber? It's not what it's not even it's it's not gonna

Blizz it's barely coming off I'm not I'm pointing it away from me for safety It's fine Blizz what it's not even coming off Blizz come here It's over there See we're all fine. We all have our size fine. We're good here here exposure therapy I feel the bottle know that it's not gonna hurt you I'll pour some okay that works Let's see how you are already pouring can you hear me that way?

Okay, thank you. So if you're artist formerly known as Kayla. What do you know now? I've been thinking about Griff Thank you. So if you're the artist formerly known as Kayla, what do you know us now? I've been thinking about Griff Griff one for two F's Two I think sure for Griffin with a night. I saw you Post it out. I couldn't tell what that was that wasn't sure if you were serious or not I'm trying it out. I think I think it's such a cool name. I like the name grip Me too. So should we start with Griff now? Sure I know new year new me new name. Let's go with Griff You guys I guess we should say it's this is a pre-type word. Yeah, we were we. Listen, new year, new me, new name. Let's go with Grace. I guess we should say it's, this is a pre-taping work.

Yeah. We were, we observed. Happy October 3rd. Woo! Can you imagine? Happy October 3rd there. Oh my god. April Foolsay.

I can't believe we're doubling up for the new year. We once recorded an episode, 50 episodes early, and then released it as if it was live on the day of came out. And then we tried to act and talk like we were talking about current events. Can I get so burnt at least? So how much? I'll let you do research into like what movies were coming out around the time.

Yeah, that's so funny. That's a good bit. Oh man, Avatar can't believe it's blowing up as much as it is. I know, that's so wild. Wow. So John is already trying to walk back. Little shit.

Far better. Yeah. Hold him accountable. On stream, he said Avatar 2 was gonna flop and that it would not make $2 billion. And I told him, never, I wasn't on the stream. I was in chat, I was like never bet against James Cameron. People said that about Titanic.

They said it about the first Avatar that it was gonna, they were gonna flop, they were gonna make money. So I that about Titanic. They said it about the first avatar that it was going to, they were going to flop, they were going to make money. So I was like, so John said, if Avatar 2 makes $2 billion that he will paint himself blue. And I was like, oh yeah, done. So we even shook on it. On screen, we have a clip of it, don't we? He denies that even exists.

He denies that that happened. And now he's trying to say, oh, I meant like, over the first six weeks. Like, he didn't, he did not. He did not. He's like, yeah, he's like, you got to meet me halfway. There's some caveats. You're like, no, no, no, that's not what we shook on.

We shook on. It's been a liar. Yeah. His email, they're feeling like, I'm going to be later. As the release has drawn close and as the good reviews have started coming out, he started to worry. He's like, oh, no, I can't wait until he comes off as painted blue.

Yeah, we're also actively contributing to that by going to see this movie in 40X. Yeah. Oh, all of us. yeah. All of us. Especially because those tickets are twice as much as a regular ticket. Yeah, so it's gonna make six, two billion twice as fast. I'm actually seeing it seven times. Yeah, no, just to make sure.

Yeah, just buying tickets. Yeah, I'm not going. I'm not going whatsoever. That reminds me the first time that I ever drank was, I think it was champagne or wine, but I kept the cork because it was like this is a momentous occasion my first drink They're framed I don't know where it is. It was it's I have a memory boxes Yeah, and then they're within larger boxes that are stored in my closet before What no, no, they're physical boxes two questions. And then what did you say? I said you also have ADHD?

I don't talk about it. I like that before this business like I might have it, but I won't diagnose. I don't want to talk about it. I like that before this, but it's like, I might have it, but I won't diagnose, so I don't have it. I just like this denial. Denying it. Wait, man, when I see stuff, that's just like, it'll be a wholesome TikTok. And they're like, this is a sign of ADHD or autism.

I'm like, no, it's not. We can all have ADHD and perfect it. So that's crazy. This is just a little likely. Meanwhile, you're touching every banister knob on the way down the stairs. Oh, you mean something like, what if I don't take my meds,

sometimes I'll just wake up in the middle of the night to pee and then I'll step in cat leather and I'll be like, oh man, the floor's so dirty so then I have to sweep and walk back even the entire house. God. What if you went to bed and dealt with it the next morning? I can't because this all I can think about.

Oh my God, my girlfriend has it too. This is just like, Babe, we gotta clean all these dishes and do us deep clean of the house before going to bed and it's like it's 1 a.m. Yeah. But I smelled a bad smell and I need to make it go away. It seems possible.

This morning I was supposed to come in early today because I have a bunch of work to do and I ended up coming in just in the nick of time because I was trying to make coffee and I couldn't find the cup I wanted and then I was like, oh, it's all these dishes and the sinks, I was like, I guess I'll do the dishes. Oh, I got an unloaded dishwasher.

Oh, I guess I'll clean the whole kitchen. Yep. And now I'm here. There goes my morning. There goes my morning, now I'm here. It's 2023. It's 2023. Cheers. Yep. So now I'm here. There goes your morning. There goes my morning. Now I'm here. Yeah. 2023. Yeah. Even though even though it's an odd numbered year, hopefully it'll be all right. Yeah. So does that extension of the idiot?

No, I just don't like odd numbers. I like odd numbers. Yeah. This is also a prime number, isn't it? Yeah. Yuck. It's a pretty good prime number. Yeah. Yeah. Luzer. If it is, is there any here? No. No, no, no. No, it doesn't have to. There's no easy. Well, no, if you add all of the numbers and they don't aren't divisible by three, that it is a prime number, I think.

Could be wrong at that. No, that is not true at all. Yeah, sure it is. No, that's not correct. What about... Sure, fuck! You're just defying anything. You're just defying anything.

You're just defying anything. I don't remember this one by three. Yeah. Because think about 14. It adds up to five. That's not a prime number. What about shirt? Fuck. You're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, I've heard this. When I'm that can't be true because like, well, I didn't five. This is another one. All right, so if it ends in five, it's even going to lie five. If it ends by, this isn't a rule. You keep Eddie Astros. 17 is a prime number, yes. Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Can you add it up in its divisible by three? Eight? No, it's a prime number. Wait, stop. I'm not fucking crazy. I was really good at math minutes. I'm not. It doesn't sound, what about 30?

Yeah, it's an even number, so it's, it's not a prime number. I'm not. I'm not. It doesn't sound, what about 30? Yeah, it's an even number so it's, it's not a prime number. It's an even number. I don't know. It's two. Yeah, what about two? That's a prime number. That's even.

Yeah, that's like the exception to the rule. All right. You have so many exceptions. No, it's just a rule. What about five? What about seven? Five's prime, seven's prime. Oh wait, I guess, okay, sorry.

What about eight? No, but it's even. It's even. It's's visible by two. We have to have a list of late math rules to be able to explain it Someone will create it and we'll debunk him or someone my mom was a math teacher and the great state of Texas known for its education Man, I won't get into it Can I bring up something there's some beef? Oh, I feel like I need to address. Oh, I won't get into it. Can I bring up something? There's some beef. I feel like I need to address. Oh, I don't need beef in the wheelchair.

The wind, the eyes, Gus. Oh, he is looking away. He's looking at me. What's going on? Can you talk about Survive Black Island? Oh, it's so you both were in SBIC's in two. Yes, we're far enough away that we could talk about who the winners are and what happens to me

and Blizz, because we were playing it, right? It's over, right? Yeah, but it's only for first members. Yes, but you could talk, I wouldn't spoil the winner, but you can talk about it. Okay. Okay. Well, so to set it up, you two were on a team together. We were originally on a blue team

So we got we got put on the same team from the get go and spoiler blue team was very good and Brizz blizz blizz blizz and I had a decent alliance game. We were on the red team Sorry, I was thinking about your scarf. Yeah, my scarf was blue, but we were on the red team. Oh. Sorry, I was thinking about your scarf. Yeah, my scarf was blue, but we were on the red team. Yeah, we were on the red team. You're really good. It was really good. Yeah, sure.

How are you gonna be? Okay, I'm very interested in how you're gonna recount all this. Because I'm pushing it out of my memory because I got fucked over so bad by a friend. Yeah. You did it. I remember a part of that. I remember a part of that.

The week that you all were filming SBI season two, we needed to record an episode of Tales and the Stinky Dragon, our D&D podcast. And we're like, okay, we don't know if Blaine's going to be there because he's on SBIC. I think it's voted out, you know, before that recording it will be able to record this episode. If he's still in the game, then we won't be able to record it. So it's like, all right, let's put a calendar hold and we'll find, well, we'll record it if Blaine's been eliminated. And I guess he got eliminated the night before that recording, and he showed up spicy to that recording that morning. Because he was not happy.

It wasn't supposed to happen, Gus, but there's this wonderful human being who threw a wrench into my entire plan, Gavin. We got Gavin, and I didn't understand what what happened and I was very confused on why Gavin didn't trust me. But I think the situation was I never met Gavin in person before. I played this game walking in being like, hey Gavin you can trust me, you have no idea. You didn't meet both of those people right?

I knew Lexi, I knew Fulia, a new blame. I've never met Fulia Lexi in Andrew. I've never met Andrew. I met Jack once, but... Any of us in that, Andrew. No one's ever met him. I've only heard whispering. I think I met him.

He's like a criminal. He claims that I've seen him or that he's seen me in real life, which makes me think he's got a sniper's nest across from my house. Yeah, that's where Andrew is right now. That's where he lives. That's why your wife I was so slow that day because he was pinging them. But yeah, there's a, I thoroughly enjoyed Survive Block Island.

There were moments where I am sad because I didn't make the correct move, but it's, it's whatever. Yeah, the thing that he's, he's tiptoeing around is the fact that he had a totem of the undying. And I got voted out. And he ended up holding it till the very end to where it was that point where it just didn't matter. So he fucking threw it away.

On the person who ultimately betrayed him, it was all for completely not. So then not only does he waste his totem on someone that voted against him, but like if you had done the Dr. Strange foretelling of what would have happened if he had used that on me. He would have been the winner.

How was I supposed to know? How was I supposed to know? Because you gotta watch your back. You gotta watch your six bliss. And everyone's on my ass. You knew the people that were on that line who was gonna be going against me? Everyone played their part except Gavin

who had an advantage. That's not my fault. Nobody knew he had that at that point, right? I knew he had something because he got banished. No, we knew. But I didn't know what it was. Yeah, but we knew he had something. He had something, but we didn't know what it was.

And we also knew that he was gonna have alliances with his partner. You don't know that for sure. No, okay. Because they played it off well. I gotta give Gavin and Meg credit because Meg kept saying, Gavin's gonna blow up my game. He's constantly gonna blow up my game.

Yeah. He never blew up Meg's game. Except when he didn't tell her. Well, that's, that was fake too. That's Meg's machinations. Just by calling that out, she undercuts Gavin's blowing up her game. And she made a big fuss out of it when she thought that he did, but it really wasn't. It really wasn't.

That's why. Yes, I got played. Gavin, no, I always say that Armando is a low-key, like I said that positively. Got him, Mr. Yeah, Gavin's a low-key derogatory. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

There was, oh god, and I remember. He's a puck with Hanson. Yeah. There was a moment I turned to you because you were in my alliance, and I don't know why you were questioning that you weren't in my alliance or not. Because you, you would have told me upfront that you and Lexi were the stronger lines, but when Lexi win, you're like, I guess what I said, I said, and you would also been teaming up with Andrew behind my back.

Come to find out. No, I did it because I told you information. It was I teamed up with Lexi and I told Lexi, honestly, I'm with Blaine because you know, STF besties. So me, you and Blaine, we still we have a three, which is fine. I was one in the knee. No, our thrupple, I was the outside man.

You weren't the outside man. No, you guys are kissing on the bed and I'm on the corner watching. That's how it went in the closet. In the closet. I wasn't even on the couch for watching from the side. I wanted you to trust me because literally the second day I talk with Pantene. And we're talking about like, you know, concentration and stuff. And he's like, yeah, so I like, I watched your streams.

And like, you just have a lovely community and stuff like that. And I was like, that's super sweet, Pantene. That's so nice. And I turned to you and I go, Pantene did research on every single competitor. Yeah. Absolutely.

And I told you that information. And you were the only person I told that to. And I was like, Andrew did 100% did research on every single person and this Competitions. Yeah, it's funny. You all were STF besties because on in season one Chris was like with the first target of mine. I was like, oh my god, we need to get rid of him. Yeah, I'm just kidding. We need like an episode of one of season one. We have a moment where like I say something and I turn all the attention I'm Chris and we're all like, yeah, what about Chris?

and we're all like, yeah, what about Chris? I was like, no, no alliances. I mean, I think you and I were going into that. You knew a okay amount of people, but not everyone, same with me, but the opposite, whereas the different people that I knew. So we were both kind of like clinging onto friendships. I was gonna carry you to the end as far as I could. Oh, you didn't, you didn't.

I did. Oh, carry me? Yeah, you didn't win. I didn't win. I did. Oh, carry me. Yeah. You were gonna carry me. You know I'm catnist with the bow blade. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Anyways, watch my lock. Well, watch my lock. Watch my lock, balance. I hope we do another one. So my hope, because I'm completely out of the loop on that, but my hope is that they do a season three and then they do all stars. And I really would love to make it all stars,

but I don't think I, there's no grounds for me to make it. Do you think I would make it all stars? I think you would make it all stars. I think you too would make it based on your trail storyline alone. I think I also had a great setup for never finding a totem, even though that was like, that was like, that was like my, did you never find one?

That was my character archetype. Was I was the treasure hunter. Uh-huh. Confined shit, the entire season. I kept tripping over them and see some luck. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, you see an episode, I think I'm talking with BK in the woods.

I'm like, oh look, there's the totem right there. Jeff, so they have a subshow called, Survive Block Island, melt, The Losers Block. It's like very off the tongue. And Jeff did a replay of every time that I got within like five feet. Oh my God. I love Tony.

It was like three or four times. I walked right over one. There's, um, God, I enjoyed the game so much. I won a lot of times and I realized it. And I think slowly people in the game started realizing. I want a lot of times and I realized it and I think Slowly people in the game started realizing how much of a threat I was because I was trying to fly under the radar Yeah, Michael Jones is a is very good at being loud and being the villain. Yeah when moments like that happen Yeah, you can fly under the radar and do village shit. Yeah, you hide behind that reason. Yeah

I want to yeah, I want to talk about a season one thing, but it was too much of a spoiler, I think. Okay. Okay. Well, I, yeah, there's definitely a strategy to like, he's now like a big target with someone who winded up winning. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, you have a big target that draws all the attention. That's all the aggro and then someone can draft by. I pulled that person's strategy because I was like, oh, Michael's on this. Oh, easy. He's's gonna take all the attention. I could just do things in the background. No one's gonna notice. Magnotus. He was such a fucking snake.

He was such a liar that he kept, like, he should have been gone. Episode three, he should have. But there were some great turns on those. There was a couple episodes in the world was like, I can't believe how that went. And then Fuyah was like, I don't know, maybe MVP of the season for me.

Oh, yeah, so funny. Yeah, so funny. So funny. And watching the machinations, like, I picture Michael, like the old archetype, like the big, like tough bulldog walking on the street and Fuyah, like the little yap. Shwap!

Yeah, boss, where we going? What are we doing? No, there was betrayal that Fouya did, that I was very shocked, because I was gonna put Fouya in our alliance once we'd merged. And that was not gonna happen, and I knew that immediately.

I'm trying, again, I have no skin in the game as far as the next couple of seasons, I'm not a part of the production, but I'm already trying to identify people who could be good in the cast. And like you, and there's another person that I don't want to have Because I don't think you you he doesn't want to be even approached about it. Yeah, but I think you'd be good at it I they're you guys are so wrapped up in the Minecraft play, but it's I think it's like 90%

But you don't know minecraft going in yeah, none of us you know you don't feel good when you play Right, so if we mess with your your FOV. Yeah, it's not if I think we can get you. What if I can only play in VR? That's the only way that's not really funny. I'm good. I think the battery life on it. Oh, I guess if you're using a quest. It would last. It wouldn't last long

enough on a thing. It was a battery. If you film all day like 10 hours in a day. The youth. You need a... I need a... You need a fucking NASA supercomputer. Because it'd be happening like the amount of recording software. There's so much.

Plus the game, you know, plus... Did they use your local recordings this time? Because in season one, they ended up using like the replay file for most of every... They ended up using... They didn't use any of my local in the footage, but... Whatever we did, it ruined my OBS streaming. So I was like, I had to make a separate profile for all that stuff just to avoid like having the streams crossed.

Jack had me download something and I think it interned ruined my entire thing. Which is why. It was a virus. Which is why Jack was my first target when I got in the surveillance. Oh, fuck He's just what you check it that he he literally He said that he was playing a game of integrity and stuff like that and I was like There was

In the promo you hear me go and this is what was like mostly my strategy You hear me go look we came into this as a team, we can finish this as a team. That was a fucking lie. I was just trying to protect my ass for the longest point. And it did. And Blaine's ass. And Blaine's ass for the longest point. Blaine, you didn't, my ass was chapped.

Blaine, you fuck. You texted me, you said, honestly, didn't expect to get this far. And I was like, I am so sorry. I did not expect you to get out that soon because I wanted you further to be honest I was probably gonna get you out Later because I wanted your vote He is he that is a lot of confidence good for

It's a tell all I'll just keep all this in mind for all stars This is that I don't make it look if I not all stars. I've already made alliances needed for it You can hack the system. You know the server now. Yeah He don't have the fuck up. So be us Yeah, I hope that they come out with season three soon. Um, yeah, they're also 2023 this year Yes, which is right now, which is now here currently three days is our two days. Anyway, it's 20th year.

Oh my god. Great. That's fucking we've only made two seasons of SBI. I know stupid. What is it? One season of the decade every 10 years. I just got here. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, no, technically I've been here for four, three months. Yep. It's the most. The new Arb Liz. Isn't that crazy? Wow. Yeah, it's the most important. The companies older than you are, Blizz. Am I crazy? Wow. Wait, sorry, what?

He's older than you. The company's not older than you. He's older than you. I'm 26. This is a sophomore in college. I'm studying anthropology. No, it is. I haven't figured out your major yet.

I don't know what I'm thinking. You still want to declare this fine. Psychology. Maybe yet. I don't know what I'm thinking, Gasp. You're so on the clear, that's fine. Psychology. Maybe psychology, I don't know. This is it. This episode of The Received Podcast is brought to you by St. Box. I used to dread opening up my email inbox.

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Huh? 2000s, the 2010s and. It's our third decade. 2000s, the 2010s and the 2020s. Third decade. Oh, I guess I consider decades like regardless of like the century. Just like new math. That joke, that joke just like early like first 20 episodes. This just rattled. I'm always ready. I'm always ready. This is what also our third decade of podcasting. Oh shit. Is it? Yeah? We're in podcasting for three decades. Anyways, if I if you had known 20 years ago, if this guy this bro from the future was like, gosh,

we're gonna be best friends in the future. We're gonna take you up with the plane. Who would have said that? What? Well, the plane already has the time traveling capabilities that you've already discussed. I meant to send you a picture of my rap from Spotify, but he was like, you're a time traveler

and I was like, don't try. This is all just 80s music. I wanna see it. I swear you're from the 80s. He's so confusing. Do you listen to popular things? Like, 80s music. Yeah, popular. That's not popular.

Do you listen to anything that came out like this year? Sorry, last year. What's the most recent song you've heard? Like, honestly, if it's anything new, it's probably gonna be, don't say luminaires. No, wait, no, I've been to the luminaires concert because my sister a sister one.

Yeah, but no, it was a soundtrack from like TV show and film, which is whatever. I just like. I listen to a new album, it was on the top of my place. What was it? It was the Teenage Mutant and Inchartal. It's the 80s. Literally. It's soundtrack of the 80s who is stuck in our title. I can can't wait. What's your most recent like song in Spotify? Like you open it up right now. Yeah, sure. Which what's your most? I won't play it. Let me look at it. What is it? No, play the whole thing. Yeah. I'm feeling DMC a right now.

We haven't got it. We haven't got the strike in the wild. Um, burdened hell by twisted sister. It fucking rocks a fucking slap. He's a time traveler. I life during wartime talking heads. Can we say it slaps the try to like I know living on a thin line the kinks. Can can we switch playlist? Come back and stay Paul Young.

Can we switch playlist for the shit? I'm not looking good. These are all. They're all bad. Traveler. Not bad. Sorry. Not bad music. Sorry're all bad. Traveler. Not bad. Sorry. You're not bad music. Sorry. It's bad for your career.

Sorry. That career. Your case. You're really. Your career is done. You're like 80s, man. There wasn't an internet in the 80s. That's why it's here now. You couldn't find it.

Yeah. Can we switch playlists for a day? You listen to the music I listen to and then I already sent you a whole ass beautiful playlist. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, it was like enjoy these. I'm gonna send you both. And I was like, enjoy these 10. I'm gonna send you one.

That thing was like. I was like, you was like, I'm gonna send you one. I'm gonna send you one. I'm gonna send you one. I'm gonna send you one. I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one.

Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you one. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both.

Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Yeah, I'm gonna send you both. Who loves country? I do, but it has to be like the old shit though. Like, I like when I'm talking about Bernie and I'm from the same way. Yeah, Johnny Cash and then who's the dude, the big iron, uh, fuck. But what? The big iron fuck. Big iron, he sings like the song about El Paso. Ah, shit. Marty Robbins?

Marty Robbins is fun, except for he has a lot of songs about murdering women, which is kind of problem. Okay, do you want Dolly Parton?? I can give you Dolly part in it. I like Dolly. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Two, five, uh, uh,

uh, uh, yeah. He was there when that song came out. Yeah. That. I will switch playlist for a day then I want to see you transform hopefully and add a little bit more popular music to your repertoire. But there's a lot of good things. What was popular at one point?

Yeah, it was but but like there's certain, I think there's certain songs that you could relate to or enjoy that have that 80s feel to it. As a time. To send them like modern songs that sample, yeah, like songs. Oh, modern lyrics. By David Bowie.

No. What? Now what if I slapped the shit out? I'm like, what? What, oh, also to this point, what phone do you have? I got an iPhone 12 mini. Are you upgraded? No, there's not that for a while.

It's, is that for a while? So I want the smallest iPhone I can get. It looks like a five. Yeah, I know it does, but it's, it's like, it's fine. They're not making him anymore. It's got a giant crack down on them. Why do you prefer the small phone? It's hands-filled, big.

It's my hands feel fucking huge. I got a tiny dick. I got a tiny dick. Your dick picks, look at the same. Yeah, I'm just gonna fly it out. Look at his hand. Okay, he's not that bad. He's faking it.

Yeah. So, no, I just like it. Like, I don't, I put my phone in my pocket. Just back pocket. And as you can see by my overalls, I'm like it. Like, I put my phone in my pocket, and as you can see by my overalls, I'm a working man. And I ain't got time for a big old tablet in my butt pocket. You could just put it there.

Yeah, then I get my still heart cancer. No thing. What about you? So you want to ask cancer? Yeah, you want to ask cancer? Cancer? Up the butt? Yeah. So we're like,

two minutes back there and and they make it look bigger Dumb No, I've just like I cracked screens from sitting on it with my juicy juicy. Yeah Yeah, just avoid that by putting it in the Well, then it looks like I can big-el boner on Only you're thinking that Only you are You're thinking that no one else is there. I'm so I know. No, I'm not. No one here. No one here. No one here. No one here. No one here.

No one here. I can't even tell you which way you swing. Listen, hey, am I an influencer? Oh. Isn't that me and something else? No. We're cans. Oh, I was like, he's straight, right?

How's Tangent? The Lou left. Oh, okay. Yeah. I've heard it in a different way. I'm an influencer though. Show me your wallets. Oh yeah. Oh, okay. I've heard of it in a different way. I'm an influencer though. Show me your wallets.

Oh yeah. It's your wallets? Oh, I'll find them. You all have the same wallets. We have the same. I'm an influencer. Switchblade wallet. Switch wallet.

Don't pull it out. She's a credit card. She's going to be. Show your card. That terrifies me. Because then, say you lose your phone. You lose everything. Yeah, what do you lose your phone?

I'm not a baby. I thought I was lose your phone? I'm not a baby. I thought I was gonna say, I'm not a bitch. Gus Irmaus, Irmaus, Irmaus, Irmaus. I'm gonna steal Gus' phone. All right, good. I'll do the same, we'll do a race to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can do a race.

You have fun, RTLive, a lot of our life. No, you are influencer, because I also bought my first car hearts because of you. And those are really good overalls. I did not expect that. We're working on it. So overall, you you are influencer because I also bought my first car hearts because of you and those are really good overalls I did not exactly so overall you enjoy them They are really nice anyway. Thanks for watching It's gonna be a shitty here because of the odd number Blame starting off the

Shut up Know what's a prime We don't have to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this.

I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this. I'm not going to be able to do this? I don't think I've ever told you this. Recently this weekend. divided by seven equals. 289, it's divisible by seven. This weekend my partner was on Tumblr. One, and your photo popped up.

Which one? It was you on the podcast shirtless? Which one? Which one? I don't know, I really don't know. But he was like, God, I hate you. What color was the set? And I was like, was it yellow?

It was black. Black? I think it was here? No. It was black background? Black background. Oh, he's open. No, it could yellow? It was black. Black? I think it was here? No. It was black background? Black background. Oh, it was open? No, it could have been over there.

The shirt, what do you flex? What's the previous set head black curtains in the back? Oh, so it was probably a little bit of that. What's the context? Am I flexing? Am I flexing? For that one? It's not that, there's a mic in front of him.

What's that called? Probably on the side car. He was on the side car then. Zach Anner used to do a show with Josh Flanagan and Meg Turnie and it was like a workout show. And he all had goals and, Zach's was he wanted to recreate the D'Angelo music video. So then he got like every guy at Rupert Heath

to recreate the D'Angelo music video. So then I glued myself up and did that. And then ever since I've had that gift floating around 2023 is all my 1717 9 119 289 and 23 not a prime number. We should do blade up again in 2023 So I've blocked hashtag blame on tumblr. That's the story So like no, I want to support you but it's not it's not on both The issue is why can't you see me? It's not it's not on both. The issue is, it's not you, so I'm upset, you know? Because it's not you posting your own photos.

It's someone else posting photos of you and I'm like, that's. It's like exploitative or whatever. Yeah. It's all the, it's all the gaze. We can't give the gaze what they want. No, absolutely not. Not 20, 20, 30. Yeah, what am I having?

No, it's their year. It's their year. Who decided that? I blamed it. This now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm 22. Yeah, what am I have it? No There you decided that I blamed it Blame such an ally Giving the gaze of a year I have a really funny prop that I'm gonna bring in at some point to really drive the sali thing home

I'm gonna get hate crap. No, you'll be fine. No hate crimes. You're a real hate crime. Not on my watch. I did something I thought was funny and it probably wasn't on Twitter yesterday. Was it? So Hector said he wasn't Aquarius. Yeah. He said. He said it was upset that we came after him

for being an Aquarius. He wasn't necessarily coming after him. Yeah. But then West Chimes in and goes, Hey, Blizz, what's the only exciting in my? And I just go to his profile and his birthday's like August, 20th. And I was like, you're a Leo. I checked your profile.

He was like, oh, loser. And then I at Rooster Teeth HR. And then I said, hey, I mean, believe it. I just said, hey. Just like, you just added it up to the end and then they said, stop. And then they said, stop. She said, don't bring me into this. Are you, are you into astrology?

Not really. That's fine. I don't want to, I don't yuck anybody's yon. I don't know if people are, you know it, that's fine. I don't believe it. So it's like hit or met. Of course you don't, you're a male Pisces. Of course.

I don't believe it, but like. I don't believe it. I like studying it in a sense of like, if the ever comes up in a conversation because it's so heavily within the queer community sometimes, I know what to say. I feel like you know a lot about it for someone who says that they don't really buy into it.

I don't really buy into it. You can be what I, not every Pisces is a male manipulator. I just think every male is a male manipulator. What's that? Well, that's the next one. Yeah, the net is way wider than what we think it is. I'm scrolling through the plane, Gibson tag,

I'm talking about where I was like, why are you naked? Where? Scroll up one. Oh, yeah. That was in our T-Short. That was the first R-T-Short I was in. It was an Amazon package. I think I was naked in the first short.

So this was Amazon. Yeah, it's like a, yeah. Amazon came out with a drone thing. You know, ages ago, he's right before the holidays, all a PR stunt, they're like, we're gonna deliver your packages by drone now. And then I think we made a short, where it was like all these other methods

that Amazon was delivering packages. And one of them was like a slingshot and then the owner was like a naked, little boy delivering it. To be fair, I also was wearing my underwear and a peach costume my first couple of days here. So I get the... That was me like, it's not unprecedented.

It's not unprecedented whatsoever. This was in the other office. That was me, yeah, winding up to runners. I don't know if it's the Pokemon hunt. Oh yeah, Pokemon hunt. Also that picture that you just showed me earlier, I don't know how it happened or when it happened, but Mia Malkova, I popped up on her radar,

the actress, the adult actress. If that's Mia Malkova. Yeah, and she sent that picture to me and as if she Googled me, yeah. And I was like, That doesn't show up at the top, she scrolled for that. That. And I was like, that doesn't show up at the top. She scrolled for that. That's it.

I was like, I blushed. I was like, I've had to Google your face for a lot of stuff at work. And that's not a top image. Okay. I remember early on when Blaine first started here, we were on a shoot somewhere, or maybe we were at the podcast set.

See if I can identify. And I had received an email, and I was annoyed about it. And I was like, oh, someone's an email, and I was annoyed about it, and I was like, oh, someone's, like, they need a photo of me, or they need a head shot of me. So Blaine watched me pull out my phone,

and I Googled myself, found an image, and sent it to them, and Blaine turned to me, goes, someone asked for a picture of you, and you just Googled yourself and sent them a photo, and instead of like, you don't have photos set aside, or you don't take a photo, it's like, no. It's like, no, absolutely. Just Google and send them a photo you don't take a photo. It's like no absolutely Google and said before do you see I do the same if I can Google myself. I do the exact same thing. I guarantee you do the same thing now.

Yeah, I remember you that interaction. It was like early on you had just started it was like it was such an alien concept to you and research has changed you. I'll say. Well, there's like I don't have don't have any good pictures myself. But there's like four good merch pictures that I've saved. What if I look busted today? And you're asking me for a photo today? I'm just gonna go through like old photos. I'm really fine to picture that West Ellis edited and put it in the photo.

There's like, I was looking at, or there's like Ruby merch shoot. And I was like, I don't typically like how I look in photos. And then I was like, I love all these photos. There's like one of me in a Ruby shirt. I'm like, I don't want to set this profile pick. Why don't you like yourself in photos and then I was like I love all these photos like there's like one of me in a ruby shirt I'm like I don't know why I don't set this profile pic. Why don't you like yourself in photos? I think you're I didn't need one lady has this work yet. That's a hardcore me too. That's fair. That's fair in the other direction I think you're a pretty doppelgurson. Thanks.

And like, nice opinion of you. This is the only time I'm gonna be fucking racing. You're just a piece of shit. So good. Man, I used to get so pissed off because like when I was first joining and like, yeah, I got diswarfied. I think anybody that like works out religiously does. Yeah.

Some of the early community members were like, fuck, Blaine. He's always searching for compliments and it's like, no, no, no, no, no. He's depressed. fuck, Blaine, he's always searching for compliments and it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I was like, no, Blaine has never asked for compliments. He's like, those Blaine doesn't have self love, that's what that is. I get it though, because like, I gained a couple pounds

like coming to Austin, which I knew was gonna happen. Yes. Where? Muscle. It's muscle, but also like I'm trying to get beefier. I literally, So I used to be a twink. Oh, but when I say,, I say it, but now

he's a bear. No, I'm a bear. I put the bear in his bear. Um, that's not what a bear is. He says, Oh, there. You're not. No, I'm bears like a big, big, big. I'm not a bear. He's the dog. But yeah, but you're getting there. You're a cub. But you're going to be a bear. No, it's not. Okay. That's not the point. I'll train you baby cub. That's not the point. But like I get it. Because because when you start changing your body in a way, you don't necessarily be yourself as how you used to look. So I am constantly imagining myself in that twink state

of being super skinny, not necessarily eating as much. But then now I'm actually taking care of myself trying to gain muscle strength. But eating my factor meals, not sponsored anymore. Actually, today's last sponsor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'm aging, obviously. Yeah, it's also like aging. Also, I'm eating and doing stuff now. So, like, I don't have to feel concerned about it, but I get it. Yeah, every time I look at the mirror,

I find that you think you're horrified. Uh-huh. I saw that by just not looking in the mirror. Yeah, I try that, but it's like in the bathroom. Yeah, what's a gussys house? There's no mirrors. I might look at myself once in the morning. I put a brush in my teeth.

You have to point it up in this bag. I know it's a headache though, yeah. I have one of the biggest, this is like a, oh rich boy flex. I have one of the biggest mirrors I've seen in my gym. I talked about that. It was like, that was my big investment when I, that was a big boy, he bought a big boy

by first gym. Shine me air in my gym. I bought a couch, that was my big boy. I even, I'm here. Ben in your gym, I don't remember seeing the mirror I was it was probably installed after the fact I can blow up a panorama of my gym now Everyone's always like I want to see your gym. So it got to the point where I just took a picture Is that it?

For the record for the record. I didn't work out in his gym. We were there filming something Yeah, okay, that makes for something. I just want to be totally transparent. I was like, guys, were you working out? I look at you That's my gym you know squat rack and kale machine on dumbbells and then this is oh that's like that's my My man, okay, I'm very curious. Yeah, that was not there. I think eventually I will see this gym based on previous conversations We have Talk to Eric Badoor. There's very few slots open, but he currently that holds it. You should have him bid for it. Yeah. Erickson paid me shit. He is my second, he is my secondary therapist though.

I fucking bitch at Eric so much. Oh, yeah. I just can't know, listen. Well, that's why I like working out at 3 a.m. on accident because they didn't be just becoming a therapy, not therapy session because my partner's actually a therapist. But I was just like talking and being like, let's talk about everything right now.

We're just like lifting weights like the bros we are. Yeah, see I tried to get my girlfriend to work out with me, but I liked to work out in the morning and she likes to get mad if I try to wake her up in the morning so it doesn't ever tie her up. Me anymore at the same time. Yeah, she, do you ever, well, do you ever told JP like, hey, make sure I get up and then when he tries to wake you up,

you're like, ah, yeah. Yeah, but I still like that. Are you not a morning person? No, I've been a morning person. I'm a morning person. Do I seem like a morning person when I come into the office? Yeah, really. I think it's like, but I chalked it up as like the

new fresh face responsibility. Like I'm here for me. Oh, also it's 10 a.m. by the time we get to the office. It's not really a good day, true. But he's on time change, so really it's 11 a.m. 11 a.m. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on. I got a bad late Gus true. But he's on time change, so really it's 11. 11. 11.

Yeah, hold on. I got a bad late Gus. It's morning until 12. Oh my god. 10 am is not early. It's morning until 12, but also I drink a V8 energy every time, every morning before I go in. Not to talk about that.

We're not, I'm nothing I am saying. That we know of. V8, hey. I haven't even done our ad read yet. I don't know who our sponsor is. I don't look it up. I, oh, we'll talk about this after the pod, but I ended up having a conversation with someone. That's like sponsor.

Oh, yeah. Someone, someone threw my name into a pile and they said, oh, I would love to work with researches. Oh. And I was like, bet. I wish that Blizz would get so like dystopian sellout that he would show up in a onesie with all the sponsorships that he has like, I don't know. Jam is on. Did you see the photos from the, the table tennis tournament?

Yeah, that was fun. Our security guard, very nice man. Do not fuck with him. Do not try to get in here. He will destroy you. Yeah, he has the kindest person. Until he isn't, he's a, he's a strong man. He not fuck with him. Do not try to get in here, he will destroy you. He has the kindest person. Until he isn't. He's a strong man.

He's a strong man. No, he's like a mother. He's a literal strong man. Yeah, he's like so sweet. He hates breaking you in half. Have you ever seen his lunches? It's just like, it's like too big. Fuck the tub. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no One tub is just rice and the one tub is just chicken. Or bison. Or bison.

He heats them up separately and then he's just like, add this table and I'm like, hey girl, you want like a smoothie? I'm going to Starbucks. Like, you want to eat it? One time I was like, I'm good. I was stepping out with like Chris or something and we had to run to get like hamburgers for a shoot

and it was like, we're gonna go to Waterburger. Do you want anything? Water. Waterburger, sorry. And he was like, yeah, I'll take three double cheese burgers or something, he was like, he's just like calories, calories, calories, calories. And I think he's a strong man.

He is. So yeah. He's so sweet when, until he has it, but my partner came to visit and had to like sign in the machine with Birk and my partner goes, so you're home a phobic, huh? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that something illegal was happening in the parking lot. And then another time, I think some people drove up, like fans had driven up and we're just like, taking pictures or waiting for it to see if people come out.

Yeah, like circling. And like he literally, like, cause I didn't know what was going on cause I was like going to my car and he was walking with me towards my car and I was like, oh, I was wearing this and usually do that. But I trust him, so I'm like, I'm sure he's just like doing his rounds or something.

So I get in the car and like he's just standing in front of my car as I'm like, I'm sure he's just doing his rounds or something. So I get in the car and he's just standing in front of my car as I'm pulling out. And then he slacks me. He's like, hey, sorry if that seemed weird. I saw these dudes in the parking lot. I just want to make sure everything was okay. And I'm like, oh shit, I didn't even notice that. He was working.

He was working. He handled it so professionally. He didn't alarm me. He didn't alarm me. He got out of there and then he informed you of this. Yeah, after it was very professional. To your point though, him. Yeah, I was like, I was like, I do something. To us, the point that we were doing a ping pong competition in the

company and he showed up to battle Richard, who's one of our animators, a piece of shit and hate him. And he had sponsorships all over his back or something. Yeah, he had like a nose and a pencil. A little bit of a pencil in my business or there's your something. Yeah, but he like He printed these logos out and then taped them to his bottom really fucking Yeah, yeah, I he just seems super cool. Yeah, it's really isn't so don't fucking Yeah, don't try don't try. We've had a lot of different He beat me up once I know

Don't just don't touch that Wait, what did you say? So we've had a lot of different kind of security guards. Yeah, they're all oh They're all special of the world. Yes It's interesting to see where they move on with their careers sure is It's like one Republican or something no, no, no, it's nothing like that, but there was We can't get it. No, okay. Yeah, that's fine. I've been getting really pissed off lately driving around you I don't know what's going on in this fucking town driving around at night I feel like every other person has their bright lights on now

Gus Gus for the same person Gus. I get pissed off right now What happened to light what happened? They're all fucking like the brightest light I know I have the fucking eye pressures because of lights. I know that it's not just bright normal lights. I know mother fuckers They're bright like them every other car has their fucking bright lights on I have no idea what the fuck is going on. It's like something happened also the lights are whiter Like they're not like that. Yeah, they're not tungsten. They're howling whether they're like LED bright white lights that aren't angled correctly, so they go directly into like, oh, I hate to be this person,

but apparently how you react to traffic is also an ADHD sign. It will be. I'm not, it's if you're impatient or aggressive while driving. It's a, yeah. That's not me, I'm super laid back. Yeah.

Gus, you're like a nice striber. But if people blind me with their bride, then guy goes out the window. Yeah. I'll bet her off. I have to use that thing where you flick the thing and it switches the angle of the mirror because yeah dude, like there's a lot of shit.

Really shit drivers. Like on my way to work through today, I think I told you about this. I just saw a car. It was like raining,zzling just a bit But this car was spinning out and then it went like Just to go like 40 down the road and then I saw them drift into Trift across three lanes no blinker and then later on at a light

I just don't fucking slam into the back of a car Of course, it's just like there's the shittiest drivers and off something Quarantine everyone never was fucking forgot how to drive yeah and slam into the back of a car. Oh my god. It's just like, there's the shittiest drivers in off to the plane of this. So the yellow bus, the post-cortin tee, they're never fucking forgot how to drive. Yeah. Or they're just like an asshole. A lot of assholes. Everyone's more of an asshole, like in general now.

I don't know how to before or after because I came in after. So I mean like society. Oh society, I agree. I agree, I agree. They haven't been outside in a bit. Yeah, a lot of people read the red lights were too. Am I a lot of red light running.

Am I a bad driver? I've only been in the car with you once. Okay. And there were a couple of questionable decisions made. Okay. You almost got to hit three times. No, you're not laughing at it. You just drove next door.

It was like 300 yards and I was begging to just walk. No, I could. But that being said, I did offer to ride with you driving again the other day. Yes, you did Hey, don't that's not our problem that your suicide No, it wasn't bad. I think the two moments I remember is Gus saying you didn't look behind you You look over your left shoulder. Yeah, I know To back up. I know everyone and there was a car behind him

But he didn't see it because he looked over his lip No, no, I knew the car was there I sensed it you sensed it. Yeah Intuited that there was a car there it's Pisces We're big on intuition. Okay, I can't believe you In pathway And then the other one was like I turned on the street when a bus was going slow and blame was like, you almost got hit by a bus. And I was like, no, the bus was slow.

And I could just zoom in. Your back tires kind of. No, it didn't. It did a little bit. It was a little rainy that day. I'm just saying, it normally on a dry Austin summer day, that would have been fine, but it was like raining.

And you would like. My tires are fine. That's not what happened that's not what I was fuck, bro. You know, he's got a little tires. Yeah, dude. There should go check them. Let's get it. Let's go. I have a penny to get out there. That's right. I just got state. Uh, it's gonna be a penny. Get out there. State checked. That was gonna be shit. Inspector. Yeah, state state. State. My state inspection. There's a like, oh, it turned on. Yeah, my third year old Jeep passes state inspection. The one that he's had to have towed three times this month.

I don't have a horn currently. And it passed inspection. It's okay, because they installed a new horn and then when they tried it, it worked. And then when I got it, it worked for the first time I did it. And the second time, I didn't know. The Claudium worst.

Yeah. So I was like, what did I pay for it? I saw a video the other day on Reddit of a woman who was dealing with a traffic stop because the police officer told her she had illegal use of her horn. What? That's not a thing, is it? No, he was blocking the way in a parking lot. So he honked at her to move.

Then he turned his lights on and pulled her over and said she had illegal use of a horn. She's like, you're blocking the way. I'm going to a doctor's appointment. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's like, oh, yeah, I pulled you off for a legal use of the horn. Fuck it, hey, yes.

What is that fucking me? You know, let's push to use the horn to let people know of an emergency. No. No, that's not what it's for. No, it's not for emergency. It's a fuck out the way. It's a lot higher.

I am here. Is me, high, the fuck out the way. It's so worth the fucking theory. So fucking I'm here. High is me. High is the fuck out the way. It was so worth the fucking period. I have an angry driver. But not like aggressive. I like say things other terrible. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I see a lot of slurs. I wish. Oh my god. I wish. Oh my god. It's worse. Oh my god.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. I just, I just, I just get frustrated when I see bad driving and you see bad driving here all the time. All the time. Oh, it's like when someone's like driving bad and like they'll like do everything they just get like one car like this front of you and then you just both at the red light. They'll like, yeah, that's why your wife cheated on you and your kids will talk to you.

Oh, those are fun. You create stories. Yeah. You're narrative about the what's going on. When I'm alone and I'm getting into like road rage because someone fucks me over. Like I don't react in a way that like, oh I'm gonna fucking tailgate them and sort of. Yeah, I don't do that.

I don't do that. That's dangerous. But like neck, like veins fucking like bursting like. Yeah, I'm like this fucking guy. Yeah, you know my favorite move, I think I talked about it in a podcast a few months ago. My new favorite move, just when someone does something or cuts me off

or drives really poorly, thumbs down. Disappointed head. Oh, that's better. That's so good. That's so good. My girlfriend is like this. I do silence, because I want them to know that I know.

And so I'll look at, I'll drive past them and I'll look at them. And that's just that. Is that like, is it just like, that's like, judging. Yeah, I feel like past them and look at them. And that's just that look is it is it just like that's a Judging yeah, I feel like silence is the best. I had a guy flip me off and it made me laugh because he was like And I was just like wait, that was me I saw I saw a woman who was so she was so in the wrong she's so in the wrong. It was so in the wrong, it was okay. It was a frontage to get onto 35.

Okay. Uh, frontage going this way, road cross this way, traffic has the right way going on the frontage road. She turns from this onto the frontage road, cuts off like two cars. One of them like, like honks at her, she speeds up to get onto the ramp,

almost hits the car that's already on the ramp because it's like a, you can't see, you're like a little up, almost hits that car. Then, squares around that car and flicks everybody off. And I'm like, you were wrong in all three of these scenarios. Like, what a, there's like a protection and having, I don't, I haven't switched my tags yet, but I will eventually.

I will. There's a protection and having out-of-state tags because I think people won't fuck with you. Yeah, they're like, oh, this is gonna get messy. If I do like fuck up and I'm like, I got Maryland. They're gonna know what I'm talking about. They're gonna know what I'm talking about.

They're gonna know what I'm talking about. They're gonna know what I'm talking about. Why am I known for crabs? Because you were preparing them. Well, no. I know two things about Maryland. Crabbs. Crabbs in the wire.

That's my entire experience with the entire state of Maryland. We're known for like flag too. As a crab on it. No you're heard. No you're heard. We wear it on everything. It looks like, it makes me think of like a provincial French flag. Oh.

With a heraldry on it. Oh so it's got like fucking olive branches and bullshed on it. Well, it's separated into four, like like sections two of the sections look the same. Is it a confederate flag? You fucking kidding me. Yeah, we wear that on every ass flag. Oh my god. We wear that on every- Sorry, Marilyn Lisson. We have Marilyn Lissoners. We gave a throw that shit. That looks like a crash test dummy. We have a good listeners, believe it. I love them so much. I love them too, but the flag's kind of ass. Yeah, it's pretty ass.

I mean, Texas flag's on fucking everything too. Most flags are ass. Or terrible. The state shape everything. We are so proud of Texas. I don't necessarily see like a lot of states wrapping their flag and like merger anything other than Maryland, Texas and California.

Oh, I could be a Alaska Hawaii. What is Alaska? What is Alaska? Alaska's got the big dipper on it. Yeah. Why. Alaska. What is Alaska? Alaska. Alaska's got the big dipper on it. Yeah. Why?

I don't know. I've been known for getting a lot of Alaska's cool exotic. Isn't that an article? Is that the Alaska? No, that's the North. Is that the Alaska? It's a classic.

It's just in the Arctic in general. That's not restricted to Alaska. Yeah, it's up in there. You might get it from Minnesota, right? It's up in there. You can. You from Minnesota, right? Yeah, it's up in there. You can, you know, you don't have to get it from Northern Europe. I don't know where things are. It's up in there.

It's up in there. I don't even know what's up in there. I want to do a show, or maybe a live stream, where we sit down and like we show people a map and like just show them states or countries and have everyone try to name it with no label on it. Do we, do we. Oh, yeah. You know what, no.

Okay, I actually really good at G. Oh, I guess so. We've done that before, but I don't know places. And we can just call it something like, hey, dummy. Yeah. And you know, it's just, we could really, really simple things. You know what I wanna do? We could do that. I'm bad at it. I wanna do like shit from like elementary school,

just as the dough like I want everyone to come in one day and then I walk in with like really true I always have the papers for the past like flipped over and put one on everyone's Sussan flip it over and it's like the speed math question me a fucking math minute It's a man and I love it. I'm like all right I got to see you off to I think I could do it. Yes, 60 seconds a little bit I think I could do it. Yeah, 60 seconds. A little bit. Is that an iPhone in my front?

Oh, I'm like, I'm gonna do shit like that. Just like, just a random day, just like in the middle of the day. Just like, all right guys, pencil's up. Let's go. I used to do a math competition that they called number sense, which was like a bunch of math problems, but you couldn't use a calculator or scratch paper.

It was all mental mathematics. Like scratch paper. Was it like the symbol like six times zero? No, no, no. It was like mental mathematics. Like scratch paper. Like the symbol like six times zero. Oh, no, no, no. It was like right on the thing like long division style. No, it was like in your head. Three digit times three digit numbers or four digit times four digit numbers. Like things like that or. Oh my God.

Like long division that you would need. Oh, I can't do the own scratch paper. So no, I'm pretty decent at doing that kind of stuff in my head. Yeah. I use the TI-scratch paper. So no, I'm pretty decent at doing that kind of stuff in my head. Yeah, I use the TI-83 too much, that I just sat here and I realized, I don't know how to long divide anymore. Okay, so I tried to do long division the other day,

and I forgot how to do it. No, I know I remember how. No, I remember how to set it up. I could not remember how to do it. I've gotten good at long division because I'll hang things on my wall. So say I have two posters, then I'll divide it into three quadrants.

There's a lot of quadrants. I guess that wouldn't be quadrants then, would it cause the quadrants for it? Or yeah. Three, try them. Sssh, sections. Yeah, nah. Like, I feel like they need to teach math to up to a degree

and then after a certain point, you don't need to fucking know. The staggering, they're. Well, no, the staggering theorem is incredibly useful. There's some, there's some. A square plus B square equals, I mean, just like defining a distance or measuring like when I'm, what? It is not hypothesis.

I mean, I hope the hypothesis is, you figure out the hypotenuse with the Pythagorean theorem. Right. No, like if you're like, like woodworking, if you're like cutting something, it's useful to know. Sure. I know there's some curriculums in school No, like if you're like woodworking, if you're like cutting something. Oh yeah. It's useful to know. Sure. I know there's some curriculums in school

that got rid of Pimdas. Pimdas is super useful. No, they got rid of it though. They were saying that it's more memory instead of you actually, or actually. That's what learning is. It's a memorizing thing. Yeah, but they got rid of it

because they said it was just memorizing. Yeah, but there's some like states or some schools that still have it implemented and I think that's cool, but whatever Texas is doing to the opposite of that. Yeah, covered. Yeah. Oh, you mean like taking all the slavery out of the textbooks? They do not.

It took slavery out of the textbooks. Yeah, if you, if you, if you, if you, up when I was in middle school and you take Texas history, they make no mention of the fact that Texas supported slavery and that's why I joined the Confederacy. It's taught like yeah Texas just was supporting states rights and wanted to. States rights. We were all out of town here in the South. It's strategically it just made sense. I mean I'm just like states rights to what?

They also ignore the fact that the Texas Revolution quote unquote you know that was fought against Mexico was because Mexico had outlawed slavery Yeah, and the Texans in Texas wanted to maintain slavery. I don't think I don't know I do know is that son of a bitch Santa Ana. It was slavery was outlawed in Mexico So the people who were living in Texas did not like that. Yeah, so that's what the Texas revolution was really about Yeah, it's always slavery. Yeah, dude And just like I have a question in history, the answer is slavery, Reagan, or Nixon.

Those are the three answers. Literally, if you ask me any question about American history, those are the three answers. And it's one of those things. It's fucking crazy too, because like, you know, Thanksgiving's three months ago by now. Yeah. But learning about like revisionist Thanksgiving,

like I remember my first and second grade, they, it's like, yeah, the Native Americans, they, showed us how to do stuff. They need to, they, they, they, there are friendly neighbors. Yeah, they gave us a maid. Disappeared. Yeah, they, they, they, we're up in there. They couldn't, hey, I don't know.

Hello, I'm sorry, my planet needs me. Yeah. Do you need exactly, it was like yeah, oh wow Thank you native Americans for helping us and see okay. I went to I went to a magnet school So when I learned Georgia history to be polarizing topic. Yeah Uh-huh, so when we learned Georgia history it was like Extremely in depth so it was like even to the point. It was just like hey guys Uh, I know you all are in eighth grade

You know how you all like to go to Stone Mountain That's a Confederate monument here the three Confederates that are carved into the side of it And that was just a theme park that families go to but they used to do a K that's where the KKK was reformed For the second time by the triumphant of evil post But for the second time by the triumphant of evil post Civil war Jesus, I feel like a lot of that stuff gets forgotten like I feel like a lot of people Just learned in that BJ Novak movie vengeance. They just learned that six flags like the amusement park is named after the six flags over Texas Yeah, one of which is the Confederate flag

The six flags are the six flags that used to have one then have one in Maryland. Yeah, they do not display the flags anymore. No, they don't. Yeah, just colors now. It was Confederacy, United States, Spain, England, Mexico. It was not England. France, Mexico, France was the other one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know. I was. Yeah. What is it? Everything in America goes back to slavery Reagan and Nixon. I get because we used to go to the one in Arlington So that's six like ever I think I think I was six like Texas right my fear was the text That would be independent. It did not used to be six flags. Oh, but they got quite is that what fuck so hard right? It used to be just yes to Texas and then six flags acquired them. Okay. Yeah.

Well, so we used to go and I guarantee, because I remember all the flags that used to be at the end of the year. Oh, no, the monster plantation ride. That's why I thought it was the English flag, because I was stupid and young and I was like, I used to fly. Yeah, six flags over Georgia.

You have this ride called the monster plantation. Oh. But now it's called monster mansion. I looked it up. Kayla told me about it. I found like a YouTube video going through it all. Because basically, okay, so it's like a little river boat. And it's just like, hey, welcome to the,

welcome to the monster plantation. Oh no. Go to rats, see what we're up to. And you see all this, it looks like a pre-antibulum. Is that some of the, like, pre-servoir? That's a weird way to put it. Antibulum is like after someone's. Antibulum's after someone's.

Pre-servoir, I guess, yeah. Pre-servoir, like, clearly like mansion that clearly would have been headslaves. And it's just like all these monsters doing stuff in it. And then you take like a wrong turn and you start going through like the scary- Our black people, the monsters. It, they're all monsters, they're all monsters.

Uh, and then you go through like the scary spooky part and it's just like, oh, don't go down there. Then it's like the bad monsters. And then it's like all neon and the black lights. And then it's just, yeah, but it, the vibes are right. I guarantee that they put a coat of paint on that. It's like a prayer rabbit ride. Yeah, they did.

Disney, where like, oh, they'll remove this person or they'll change. Repurpose this thing. Yeah, they'll change this thing, this awful terrible thing into honey. Well, yeah, I mean, there's definitely like a slave-talking one. Like that, there's definitely one of those. Absolutely.

They're finally getting rid of it though. They're turning it into like a princess in the toad ride. Oh, the frog. It's the frog, Yeah, I can't. Weird. They're turning the the racist ride into a princess in the frog. Right.

Yeah, they're yoss queen. They're they're they're boom flipping it. Did anyone die at six locks? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Superman and Superman rise killed a lot of people. Yeah, because someone got decapitated on the Superman.

Yeah, several people. Bulldoze. Several people have been decapitated at several Superman And it's always getting a hat or getting a phone. Yeah, if you drop it Fuck it. It's gone cuz you're like leave that or leave your head those your options. Yeah They there was this one. It was like Legend because it made the papers and I was a young kid and it was when I fucking love six legs But they had this inner tube ride. Whereas giant tube probably sat about 12 people

and you all buckled into this big thing and it was like, you'd go down this buggy forever. Yeah. You buckled into water. Yeah, so then this thing fucking flipped and then everybody had to get out of their seats and then swim, plus there's fucking like belts and gears and stuff and this one lady.

Jesus Christ. Just gonna get out. Like, so now I would just buckle into, yeah, I'll be using's one lady. She's gonna get out. Like, so I would just buckle into, yeah, I'm using parts of terrifying. Have you ever, where are you gonna say? I said, have you ever got stuck on a music park ride? Uh-huh. Oh, yes.

Oh, I was at Disney Land and the very first time I've approached road space mountain, you know space mountain, I was like a roller coaster in the dark. The very first time I've rode space mountain, it stopped and the lights came on. Oh, it's horrifying. And you see how close you are to everything. Oh my god. Like the rest of the ride I like shrank down.

Yeah, because you see how close you are to everything and everyone. Yeah. This is a fucking nightmare of metal and death. Yeah. Two inches away from of metal and death. Yeah. Two inches away from where you can reach. Yeah, there's literally a reason why that ride has to be in the dark. It's awful.

It's horrifying. Amphide too. My situation, not similar to yours, but different material. I was on an all wooden ride. Oh. And it was in the rain. Oh my God. Oh my God.

You got stuck at the Apex. So like some people were down. Where was it? It was legends. This was six locks. It was Rebel Yel, I think it was called. Rebel my God. You got stuck at the Apex. So like some people were down. What was this? This was six locks. It was Rebel Yel, I think it was called. Rebel Yel. Interesting. Very sure.

All of these. Wait, is that Rebels? Yes, that's a Rebel Yel. It's a Confederate. They're the Rebels. It's a Confederate. They're the Rebels. Was I can't you support that?

Yes. It's a Confederate. It's all making a lot more sense in it. Well, is everything we grew up with as racist were from the South? That's just how we have, we just have to deal with it. all making a lot more sense. Well, everything we grew up with is racist. We're from the South. That's just how we have we just have to deal with it. I got stuck on a Confederate. There we go.

That's going to be the clickbait title. I got stuck on the racist. Other. Racist Confederate roller coaster. Sorry, you finished. No, that's it. I just got stuck on the apex and then we had to wait like an hour. I think Texas giant or runaway mountain and six legs over Texas in Arlington, my sister

and dad got stuck at the peak and there was like 45 minutes up there and I think they made them climb down. Oh, awful. That's sick as hell. It's a matter of time you get us. That's sick as hell. Wait, so you had to, you had to get to the right. Did they drive you down to the climb?

No, we continued the right. They're like, we think we can keep going going we think it's all right. I was fine Yeah, I went to that one years later and I walked away, you know, this is me Late teens early 20s and it's a little it fucking broke me even in my most rubbery state I was walking away like I fucking back. Oh, yeah, that's that's the ninja ride at Six Likes over Georgia because it's a metal ride. It's the one that's like a seat where you're either kind of dangling,

but then the head rest comes out. And I know you're thinking, it's padded, no it's metal. So when you ride it, your head is rattling between two steel beads. Nice. Not padded at all, it's crazy. The Ratler and Fiesta Texas, when it first opened, would not break,

but it would like fuck up people's backs, because it had a really sharp turn. Yeah. That if you weren't ready, it would like to wrap you. It would wrap you. They had to redesign and redo some of the Ratler because it was like fucking people up on that turn.

My favorite ride there is the Joker ride. The one that's like the 70 is like the 70 story high pendulum. Yeah, it's sick. It's hell. You can see Austin from the top. Yeah, when you get to the top, you can see fucking Austin. It's so fast. It's like, it's like, it's like 70 stories and 70 miles per hour. It's crazy.

And in the rain, it feels like crystals are hitting your face. And it's that's right. And then the rain, it feels like crystals are hitting your face and it's, that's right. Senior year of high school, they sent all the seniors to six flags is a big field trip and is like, oh, you're done with high school and stuff like that. And this German exchange student who was like super goth and like metal, like Tanya or Sophia or something. Lars.

She, she flashed the Texas giant cameras and like we're got around and then all the boys rushed the photo booth. They're like, oh, and of course they took it down. I had to, yeah, they got to it. We were fucking man. Have you ever put a piece on a roller coaster? No. Not a bit.

So in Kingston Manion there's some of the roller coaster called the Intimidator. Also racist. It's racial. It is called the intimidator and it, for the most part, when you go down from the Apex or climax Apex and then you turn, you get whiplash. And so you pass out. Every time I've written this ride six times, I do not remember the ride whatsoever. That's where you got to put the camera.

I'm going to write that. So that's where the camera is. I wanna ride it. So all you see is, where is this? It's Virginia. I'm going. Please tell me you bought that photo. I'm going. No, I didn't buy the photo because I wanna get a good photo

of me on this ride. We can go. I wanna go. We should do like a trip to King's Dominion. We go after Vegas. Yeah, yeah. Wrong direction. No, we'll just fly the other way.

Right. But yeah, I just, I pass pass out every time and it's just normal now. Are you you love roller coasters? Yeah, I love it. Would you like to join the coaster guns? There's oh yeah, I'm done. That's my roller coaster group Yeah, I'm done. I love I love in general in rushes You like look. Oh, do you want to join? I hate you did it like will you ride Eddie roller? Yes, of course, but I have gotten to the point where I'll probably need to bring Dramamane to the part because I have to bring Tyler like I would be profaned from my head. It's like I'm drunk. Yeah. Yeah. You're drunk right now? Yeah. It does make me feel roller coasters make you feel drunk. They make my stomach go weird. It's all light Headiness for me. Yeah, just kind of like it balanced. I just like pass out all the time.

On every ride, I just like pass out. I don't really remember it. Every ride has to be passed out. Every photo, it's like blizzing show cold. Yeah. So weird. So random. It's blame killing me every time.

The, uh, oh, wait, the one thing I didn't say about still about is, uh, every night they have a laser show. Oh, fine. On the side of the mountain. Where the where the the Confederate generals are carved into and it's the song is the devil went down to Georgia. Oh. And they do it every single night and there's fireworks. And that's just what your childhood is when you live in Georgia is just going again, I cannot stress this enough, to it Confederate monument, watching a laser show about all these men's faces about, down in Georgia, and then also,

there's an area where you go, and it's like a kid fun area, but it's all Apple based. So it's all these fake foam apples. So you're trying to collect all these apples, and then you're scrumping, and then you can like put them in like things and shoot them And other kids like a like a t-shirt launcher That sounds that sounds awesome. Yeah, that does sound cool. I would I would want to pull that

But it is oh, oh wait, and there's also oh god. There's also a tram ride that you can take around the mountain That's like it's like yeah yeah, even though we're in Georgia, they're like doing Midwestern thing, but they get attacked by by by by by natives. Natives? Which is a bunch of teens and brown face. They eventually they eventually changed that because they did. They did.

They went on that as well because I used to look at when did they change it? I don't know, maybe like 10 years ago or something. Really? Because when I went on it, it was just like rustlers like cowboy rustlers. Yeah, yeah, it used to be like it used to be like high school kids dressed up like Native Americans Steat taking over your tram. Yeah, real good stuff. They didn't do not age well. Yeah, we also have snow mountain Fakes no you can go sledding down it. Oh, wait, really? That sounds cool.

Well, but tell us the race is hook. I'll who knows. What? Is the burial ground probably? Probably. I honestly, I feel like Stone Mountain was like something sacred and then they stole it. I don't know what it was. Wasn't it?

Is it? I don't know. In that tip, like they defaced it because like carving in probably. No, that's a Mount Rushmore. Oh, that's right. That's right. I got the two. I carving in problem. No, that's a Mount Rushmore. Oh, that's right, that's right. I got the two confesses. I could see why. Mount Rushmore, yeah.

Why then, faces. All right, well, let's, let's trap this up. Let's go research what the, what the problems are with snow mountain. Yeah, and figure that out. But thanks for watching, everybody. We'll be back live again next week with a new episode in 2023.

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