Rooster Teeth Podcast - Girls Don’t… Have… Wet... Dreams - #420

Episode Date: March 21, 2017

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hello, welcome to the Rusty Podcast. Oh, that was a stage. We just totally did our game. It's brought to you by Dollar Shave Club, Mew Andes, and Squarespace. Thank you for sponsoring this episode of the RSC Podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Jessica. I'm Bernie.

And I'm Gus. I'm Bernie. So we have a, I have to talk, I want to say, we've got a special podcast this week. It's open to the public, everyone can watch me on YouTube. Normally we do this just for first members. You jump at the live broadcast. Why is it, why?

It's for first week. Why, why, why for first members. You jump at the live broadcast. Why is it, why? For first week. Why, why you've said that? We're kicking off first week, which is a celebration of Ruste's first. And normally, only first members get to watch this broadcast. And we have some stretch goals for first week this week, which I think do we have a graphic for that?

We have different levels of it. So is it like a middle finger to the first members? What's that? No, because there's things that they get this week that are special in addition to what's available. So you made first membership extra special. Extra special. So the first stretch goal there is if we get,

or not stretch, the first goal is if we get 500 signups to get a year of the rooster shirt, a thousand, we're going to replace John Reisinger with a puppet for on the spot, a 3000 Barbo Creative Vlog, first members, 5,000, Achievement Hunter team, will redub an episode of Ruby, and 10,000, or release an ever-foreseen drunk Red vs. Blue, read from season 14,

they got cut. So we're doing some reasons that got cut for good reason, is now the ultimate goal in this draw. It's a new stranger hood, it's like everyone keeps asking about it, so it's like, all right, I guess we'll do that, if we hit 10,000. Now I'm excited about the 5,000.

I'm excited about achieving 100 redubbing in episode of Ruby. First I voted it. Yeah. What part would you play? Gavin is Ruby would be fucking fantastic. That's an animal in it, right? That's why you have a dog.

Thanks for keeping it up. The, but Jessica is joining us this week. Jessica will be a special guest. Can we say what she's gonna be on? She's gonna be on a couple different shows. But she's on a season of million dollars, but which should be a very fun million dollars. I like Jessica because she's open my eyes to this new drink,

which is just Malibu and juice. But it's very nice. I was emailing Jessica last night. I was like, just let me know if you need anything special for the podcast, we'll get it I'll get it for you and her only request was Malibu and orange juice You said you want to live that island. I yeah, the islands. We can absolutely a comment This is great. It is pretty fake. It's okay to say what part of the country that you live in is okay to say yeah Phoenix

Yeah, you live in Arizona. Yeah, so so you consider awesome to be tropical compared to Arizona Yes, absolutely. Do you see how much green you guys have? Oh, so, you consider Austin to be tropical compared to Arizona? Yes, absolutely. Do you see how much green you guys have? Oh, yeah. Arizona is, you can also, do you consider Austin to be a humid place? Um, in the summer, like when we hear for RTX, it's super humid, but I mean, no, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like New Orleans, it's a nightmare, it's a swamp.

Don't come to Phoenix though. It's almost like, uh, like they say it's like, oh, dry heat is better. Yeah. It's like walking into an oven. Yeah, yeah, the wind blows, it's like a blast blast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, they say it's like, oh, a dry heat is better. It's like walking into an oven. Yeah, I'm like, it blows, it's like a blast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of like dry out.

I'm literally dry out. Yeah, but my eyes when I was walking around. I've had contacts pop out during a photo shoot because my eyes got so dry. Really? Yeah, I'd be blinking so they're trying to get it out. I'd be like, okay, this is gonna make it better. Someone spit in my eye and they were like,

flew out. They crack in half and fall out. I did, I did, I did, do you ever tell you about the out. Do I ever tell you about the guys? Do I ever tell you guys about the time we stayed in Airbnb in Vegas? And it was for like, the IAWTV awards or something like that. Oh right. And Ashley and I stayed there. And there was a fireplace in the bedroom that turned on with a switch.

Were there any sunglasses in there? Oh, that's super. What does that mean? It's like when you all stayed in the thing. Oh, the fireplace. Your other fireplace. So? It's like when you all stayed in the thing. Oh, in the fireplace. Your other fireplace. So it turned on the fireplace and we went to bed and Vegas is obviously very dry as well, being a desert.

Something happened where it wicked every last bit of moisture out of that room because we left the fireplace on when we went to bed and we woke up and neither of us, like it was like, we couldn't breathe. Yeah. And I had to throw actually in the shower for like 15 minutes. It was full steam and everything. Once we figured out that's what it was.

Like I couldn't swallow my throat would just click. I've never been in that drive in environment. It was like, is that like that? What a hot drive goes back. It was scary. It was legitimately scary. When your eyes do that, that's when you know you're in trouble. When the eyes click, you have to forget it man.

When I went to, when I went to Park City for Sundance earlier this year, it was the same but opposite, where it was so cold I walked into my hotel room and there was a humidifier in there. Like, what the fuck do you need a humidifier? It's because all the moisture's frozen. It's like there's no moisture. It's the same thing. Like I slept that night and I woke up very similar.

I was like, I can't breathe. Like I'm totally dried out. Like all of the moisture is gone from me. Oh, I thought you were gonna wake up and you were like, I'm wet, so there's something. No, no, no, no, no. I turned the humidifier on. I turned the humidifier on. I turned the humidifier on. I can't breathe. Like, I'm totally dried out. Like, all of the moisture is gone from me. Oh, I thought you were gonna wake up and you were like, I'm wet, so something.

No, no, I just, I turned the modifier on to like, re-commitify the room. That would assume that Gus is warm blooded, which he's not. Oh, he can't melt the ice. Cold blooded. I guess the way I'm playing though, too, all the time. I want to watch something else real fast, sorry to interrupt. If you're watching the podcast live for the first time, we keep up with comments via Twitter. So you can tweet us with hashtag RT podcast. We'll monitor it and we'll read it and we'll make fun of you and your comments live on the air.

Yeah, it is one of the benefits of being a first member is you can actually participate in the production of the podcast via the hashtag RT podcast. And in fact, I'll read one right now from Kade Man 011, can confirm Arizona is terrible. Yes, absolutely. So why Arizona? You seem like you would be tailor-made for Southern California. So what has prevented you from making the move? So I grew up in New Zealand. Which is awesome.

I don't think a lot of people know that. Yeah, I know New Zealand. She's born a Christchurch. No, I was born in Reno, but we flew back to New Zealand when I was little, really little, and I grew up my entire, like, all I remember is New Zealand. Um, and my time... You're sure you should get that right?

Yeah, yeah. How do you... Same almost Catholic. So were you born in New Zealand? No, I'm not even being... No, I just... I just... I just said it.

Oh, I thought you went and then came back. You actually just didn't start there. No, yeah. So I was born and we know, went to New Zealand, grew up entirely in New Zealand, and then now I'm back here. But my dad's job brought us here when I was at, when I was like 12. Say, here you mean Arizona? Arizona, yeah. Okay. So I was at, when I was like 12. Say here you mean Arizona? At Arizona, yeah. So I've been living in Arizona for like 12 to 13 years now

and it's just easy. It's like I tried, I looked into like going to LA and stuff but it's so expensive. Right. So expensive, it's not worth it. And the way that people can work from home and do like YouTube and like Patreon and cosplay and stuff, like you can do all that stuff

from home, you don't have to leave. See, we had a big discussion about that when Red vs. Blue took off. We had this discussion like 2004, where I actually went to the guys and they said, look, this is internet money. I mean, there was really no model like YouTube, it was us by ourselves.

But gosh, you remember the conversation. I said, this money, we don't have a storefront, we don't have a location, we can literally go live anywhere we want to. We can go live in the South of France, or if we want to. That wasn't exactly what we were talking about at the time. I said, I said, I said, or we can go live in Kansas.

The middle of Kansas where everything is super cheap. We didn't, and everybody just wanted to stay in Austin. I thought some Jason in particular. The big one that we thought about for a long time was Detroit, because you could buy a house for $8,000 at the time. It's like, shit, we can all buy $8,000 house. Because you could buy a house for $8,000 at the time. It's like, shit, we can all buy $8,000 house. Like we could buy a street hood.

Oh my God, we're gonna have a lot of things there. I'll live together. Oh yeah, that was the thing. It was like, well, it would be in Detroit. I don't know if this is the greatest idea in the world. No, having a really cheap living situation is really exciting because after we've been in Arizona for a while, I'm going to get a bus

and I'm gonna renovate the inside of it, and I'm gonna make a house bus. That's awesome. Yeah, and we're gonna go travel around, and I'm gonna go pick up my cosplay friends and throw them into the mountains and take photos of them, and then... Is there gonna cost play the bus, like cat bus or something?

I don't even think of that. I don't know what it was like on. No, no, no, it's a thing. No, cat bus is from Totoro. That's an amazing idea. Oh, they've totally cat bus. I don't even wanna play off a cat bug. What is cat bus? It's the big bus that would have an amazing idea. Oh, they made it. I thought you were doing a playoff at Cat Bug. What is Cat Bus?

It's the big bus that would have been in the face. Put a little blanket on it. And it's got a tail on that. Shut up you. You just have to furry me. No, no, it's real. Cat Bus is real. I mean, that's in Cat Bus. I believe you guys. I don't believe Gavin.

It's like an orange bus. Yeah, you totally described it. Yeah. I'm with the face. Yeah, that's why I'm with the headlights. And yeah. Did you see it? If you just explain Cat Bus, I could have given the explanation of the Gavin just gave.. Did you see it? Dun, dun, dun. If you just explain cat bus, I could have given the explanation to the Gavin just gave.

Anybody could have given it. Oh, it's exactly like he said, yeah. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. I think you always give me a jip for being infuriating. You are way more infuriating than I am.

Absolutely. On a day to day basis. No. I'm just traveling with you again. You're so horrible to travel with. Un, He's so, he's so horrible to travel with. He's so he's so horrible to travel with. What happened? So we went to the special Olympics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great. It was wicked. It was really great. Yeah. Can I just point out something

though? Some I'm really tired of is every time we post anywhere that we're at the special Olympics, 98% of the comments are just how much they're happy that we're doing something with the special Olympics. A lot of people telling stories about someone in their family who is participating in the special Olympics and how special that event and the organization is to them and how they're so happy that Gavin and I are getting involved with it. And then there's another very small group of people that all make the same joke, which is, hey, we're going to the special Olympics, me and Gavin free. And I'm like, lol, which event is Gavin competing in? Which is a very insensitive joke to begin with,

but then they also always tag special Olympics when they do that. It's just like, how, I just blind to your own behavior. Do you have to beat it either? So that joke's been made a billion times. I'd appreciate you guys not making that stupid fucking joke anymore. Thank you.

You need to stop. But we went to, we went to special Olympics, Gavin and I. Gavin did nothing the entire time. I had, was like baby sitting and or like making a field. I saw a video. This is this is Bollocks. I don't know what you want from me. I was there. I went to the event at a good time. Tonal of people. What did you do? Here's what I did. I had to organize everything. I can I can tell you guys exactly what he's referring to here. Okay. I just don't I just don't want to install WhatsApp. That's what it comes down to. Let me explain what that means though.

We land on the ground, there's six social media people there. They all install WhatsApp to communicate with each other. That's how we were communicating as a group, except one person Gavin who refused to install it. So I was responsible for all of Gavin's communication to- But I was with you the of Gavin's communication to- But I was with you the entire time.

I don't know, that is annoying. That's, there we go. See, okay, here's the deal. What's this for? This is an odd- This is an odd- And they see like the ultimate example of that is Gavin, we had a green bracelet we had to wear.

I should have kept it on because I cut it off this morning. We had a green bracelet that we had to wear that would allow us to get into the stadium to be part of the opening ceremony. On WhatsApp, they told everyone, get your green bracelet. I walk out of the hotel room, we get in the car

and I say, did you bring your green bracelet? And he says, no, I didn't. So we had to go back, walk back to the hotel. But here's what happened. I said, Bollocks, I bet we won't need it. I bet no one will check it. And then it was like, yeah, you absolutely need it. We went back, I put it on, no one saw it.

No one asked for it. I just got in anyway. It was fine. They checked everyone else's there, but yours. And you were part of it. I was right. What? Maybe they just assumed you weren't going to wear yours.

You can also, you know, just like that is not going to wear it. They totally tack you all over. He doesn't have WhatsApp. He's going to have like something in your neck that just like goes off whenever you go into some places needed. You also assume they didn't check. They could have just looked and not said anything to you about it. That's true.

You weren't short sleeves. You weren't short sleeves? That's why they're checking. I guess I was going to check it. I guess I was didn't check that they could have just looked and not said anything to you about it. That's true. You weren't short sleeves? You weren't short sleeves? That's why they're checking. I guess I was like a win-together. Yeah, it's like you're in Austria. So basically, I'm a joy to travel with, and you're getting all the information and I'm with you.

No, no, no, I got to, I got to, I got to start with Bernie. You're not responsible. You are. Clearly I was. I had to know your call times and everything for everything we did. You said you were getting all this information.

I told him directly. I was like, hey, time and he was like this. I was like sweet See you then the last sentence you said was you got all your information from Bernie Well when I was when you said you said you were literally with me the entire his Is here his why Bernie sucks Go ahead I actually witnessed you get bored I Go ahead. I actually witnessed you get bored. I Get I got phenomenal. I brought my switch. I was playing Zelda like a normal human right 2017 at this point Mm-hmm. I was playing Zelda. You didn't bring one so you were just like Freshing Twitter on the plane up and down and then you're just like

And see it on the yeah, I'm playing Zelda and you're just like Like give me all these looks and then just showing me nothing on your phone. I was like, yeah, I'm playing Zelda there. It's like trying to entertain a toddler. Then Bernie proceeded to lose everything that he had. He had extra gubs on this trip. I lost one thing.

I lost. I lost one thing. Tell the lovely audience what you lost. I lost my AirPods that I was showing. I lost my AirPods. I lost my New Year. I lost my AirPods and I was showing off. I lost my AirPods and I was showing off. I lost my AirPods and I knew it. I lost them in the admirals club. He lost them in Austin before our first flight.

Oh my God. I'm horribly disappointed by that. That was the worst thing to lose because they're on back order. You can't get them till May. One of the reasons also why I was bored, I had no headphones. I couldn't listen to anything on my phone. So I was just sitting there like,

I could literally only check Twitter, only check Facebook, and then ask Gavin, what are you doing? I let you a power brick, and I let you the adapter that lets you use normal human headphones in an iPhone. That is true. You're welcome, you didn't have those things, so I would say I'm good to travel with.

That is true, you came through, you were clutched there in that situation. He's lost interest. Yeah, he doesn't care anymore. No, Sophie just wrote me and said, I see you on the podcast, but would you be available in 15 minutes to take a phone call for an interview? I'm like, what is that?

No, I'm gonna leave the podcast and do an interview. Sophie, you're a lunatic. Just have her tweet you the questions. You can answer them on the phone. Take it on speakerphone. Oh, I don't think you, no. I don't think this one. I don't think this one. I don't think that's dangerous.

If I had to guess what it's about, it's probably about the- Is it that hustler one? It's new. It's probably about the big YouTube story that's going on right now with Restricted Mode, which we can get to in a second after Gavin apologizes for everything that you do.

What else did you lose? Part of me has to start with Gavin with the whole scheduling thing, because I know, I know. What's the scheduling thing? The scheduling thing, how he had to get your schedule through you. Yeah.

I had it printed out as well, just saying. I get all my stuff through my boyfriend Ryan, and he's always doing it. I can be your girlfriend, I'm just not doing that. He really has sex with me. That's the problem. Very rarely.

That's true. I don't really. How is he there as an invited guest? I'm there as an invited guest. Because he goes as an invited guest as well. What? Yeah. Yeah, I like where this is going.

Why, so why why? I just I think I understand. You're a team. You guys are a couple. No, no, no. You like it or not. No. Yes, you are.

Absolutely. And you need to learn to work together. He brings the dongles. You bring the up. I'm going to go to the jungle. I'm going to go find a cap those air pods. I wouldn't need to go. And I was on the text chain, which was another way we could all talk.

But, that wasn't the only thing you lost. It was literally the only thing I lost. Right, I came back with everything else. But, I would say losing something is when you're freaking out, searching, pulling everything out, rummaging on deceits and stuff. I missed my phone for 30 seconds. I missed my passport at one point, for 30 seconds.

That's it, I just tell Gavin about it. Most people just go through and they find their thing. I was like, did I leave my phone? Throughout the whole trip, you lost four things, but found three of them again. Yeah, that's, what's the other thing I lost? So what do we have? AirPods, phone.

Did you lose your badge? No, no, you lost something else. No, I didn't. You're a fucking liar. I mean, I videoed it. Let me look at that. I lost my hat. I lost my hat. I lost my hat. I lost my hat. I like the denial until the realization is evident.

I've got a bunch of videos. That's what that means, unless you always deny until I ever and it's just coming at you, then you're like, okay, here's what I do. I've got a bunch of videos that start midway through Bernie going. Shit.

You're gonna be good to me, is it? 2017 compilation. Yeah, I lost nothing except for the AirPods, Go on, you go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.

Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.

Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go something. Let me tell you something. That Admiral's Club, which is like a lounge that's in the airport. Do you belong to any of those kinds of things?

Yeah, I have one with that. If you travel a lot, you kind of have to have it. So, Gus, if you leave something in that place, there's no way to call the lounge. They will not give you the number. I see the ladies there answering phones there all the time But there's literally no way to get in contact with them. It's almost like another dimension. Another dimension. Yeah, there you go But the thing that he does is he spills drinks. I lost one thing Gavin spilled three drinks a day that we were there

What's that? Yeah, I call go ahead and call it I had that number I got a Google if you call it and you ask they say this is not the Amel's Club This is a general line and we can't connect you really. You know, that's a 512 It's a general line for the airport in Austin. Sorry. I'm all excited. Sorry Jessica. I got a God, I just I just spill drinks. I think two of them were yours One was mine spilling three drinks in a day is too many drinks to spill. But he puts his drinks on the floor like near where my chair. Under my chair leg, you have to like work to find it and kick it. We got up to take a picture with the Russian model. I stood up and I was like, what?

What? What? You were drinking three hot. I want to see you, dude. Oh, yeah, she was nice. I don't know if I want to talk. She didn't follow either one of us on Twitter, so. So you don't want to, okay, you don't have to give it the time of the day. Okay, all right, all right. What are we know if I want to talk, she didn't follow either one of us on Twitter, so... Okay, you don't want to, okay, I give it the time of the day. Okay. All right, all right. What are we assholes?

It's gonna play hard to get. She was actually, I think, I believe, on the board of the Special Olympics. Her name was... What still is? Her name is... Like a Himitalia. Like a Himitalia.

A Himitalia. Yeah, she's dead to me. Yeah, but it was a very inspiring trip and I'm really glad I went. It was it was sorry for the inconvenience that I didn't still what's up and get on all that nonsense, but I had it printed out and I had the email so It should not be responsible. It's totally like a modern day odd couple listening to you two are you? There's a lot of sex There was no sex in the other couple of hours.

Oh, there's not here on my screen. Just watch us. Come on. We can get in there. Go ahead and read it. I'm going to drink. Anybody want another drink? No.

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There was talk of doing a remote podcast, but it ended up not happening didn't pan out Did you bring something always like a weed bandana? Well Yeah Oh, is it like a weed bandana? Well, yeah I get another way look at that. I like these props. Why the props you got? You actually look pretty cool in that you actually look look kind of tough Honestly the fuck you saying All right, then you look at it now. I'm intimidated Yeah, I don't know if it's because I don't know if it's because of my giant head I feel like I'm really hot now like really temperature wise this actually goes with it. Do you guys know

Ethan from a seriously. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah That's actually not bad I had. Oh, it's good. Like this is so dark. I can't see. Bear, well don't put it on me. Put it on him. I don't know what you did.

Well, I can't hear you. You're like this. Go. Okay. That's a gif. That is not a bad impression. You got so many goodies. Did you go to Target?

You brought your actual aids. Yeah, because I figured I figured. You came to receive via target for those of you who have been under a rock for the last 10 years and aren't familiar with Jessica's work. Jessica is, in my opinion, the premier cost player in the world. And I know you will probably see noted. No. I think when people think of cost play and they name a cost player,

I think most people would name Jessica Niggory before just about anybody else in the world. No. Anyway, she's a tremendous cosplayer. I'm gonna read one Twitter comment here. Yeah. From your NAND team. Gus looks like Marcus Phoenix with that bandana.

Yes, you do. Thank you, I'm saving that tweet. Marcus Phoenix. I love Marcus. What, in like the middle school prequel? A very old bicep, ways more than you. He probably does. Okay, so actually, I thought it would be funny

Because you know how it's like live and everything and if you're a first member you get to contribute to the podcast live I figured if you guys want to tweet I have some props that we can put on the boys and you guys can choose hell Yeah, I want the evil one, but I'm wearing this at Vendana. Here's a you can do by let Twitter decide I want to prepare you for something Gus and I have enormous heads. Okay. So ridiculous. We're going to break that. We're going to break that. We're going to break that.

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I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. I'm going to get away. Maybe the internet will tell me I look like Marcus Phoenix. Oh man, I want to trace it all of those. Which way's up? Okay. Cosby were asking us, any plans for podcast 666? I'm just like confused now.

You look like a bud. All kinds of different things going on. How do they look so good on Tracer? But they look so shit on you. I think you look like a custom character generator. They went all wrong. Like somebody hit the random button. Yeah, you got all the shit put on it.

You want to try? Yeah. Yeah. No wait, I think I was wearing them upside down. I was wearing them upside down. No, you were in the right way. Was I? Okay.

They're weird. So Jessica has assorted me made props for us to wear. I'm wearing red and blue lily. You're lily. I'm lily. You're a little sucky this, Bernie. Yeah, that's, I get called that a lot. You're a little sucky this.

I can't see shit through these, but I think what you've done to these. I think the first time I met Jessica, I'm trying to think back to it. It was at... So I can tell you what happened, and there's a weird lead into that. I actually had it in my notes. Recently I was at Fun House, and I'm troughing it back to it. It was at... So I could tell you when it happened, and there's a weird lead into that. I actually had it in my notes. Recently I was at Funhouse, and I was on the show they do called Google Trends. And on a previous episode,

I was watching a bunch of episodes to prepare so I could get my strategy down. They did a whole thing about Pokemon, and one of their categories was Pikachu, and they had to come up with the two word phrase that included Pikachu, and you see which one who could come up with the phrase that ranked higher on Google in terms

of searches. And I forget what they did, but one of the people did sexy Pikachu as a test afterwards to see how it would have compared because that was one of their options they had considered. And when they looked up sexy Pikachu, what came up in the image search was all Jessica in her Pikachu cosplay and it was funny to me because they didn't call that out.

Like, I don't even, maybe didn't know it was her even. But that was the first time I remember meeting Jessica. That was a Comic Con. That was a Comic Con. When she was wearing that costume. I think that was oh six or nine. That was oh nine. Was it oh nine?

Yeah, I was oh nine. Yeah. I remember, I don't remember that it was the next year that I went up to the actual like, Rister T. Booth. Yeah. And I like met everyone and I was like freaking out. Because then I think on the podcast, a couple like weeks later, they talked about it. And they were like, yeah, she came up to the actual like, Ristruti booth. And I like met everyone and I was like, freaking out. Because then I think on the podcast,

a couple of like weeks later, they talked about it. And then like, yeah, she came up to the booth and I was like, you guys were talking about me. I was like super stoked. I remember, I too, it was like, who is this person that's just like bouncing up? It was ball of energy. And I forget what you were wearing,

which you were cosplaying as. Morgan. I did that's what it was. That's what it was. Really fitting. You okay? You look it was. Yeah, really fitting. You okay? You look like you're like looking through time. It's just lipstick.

He's living his old memories. I was actually just looking at the one at. Oh, okay. So we're being told that we're supposed to talk about RTX London on Twitter. Let me see who told us that. I'll look it up in front of that. RTX London sold out. Sold out.

Record time. So let London sold out record time. Do we sell less tickets or something? Well, since it's a first year event, you always start first year events, you know, a little smaller than you grow out. So I mean, our text London isn't going to be as big as RTX Austin. Why don't we just go huge with it? It's difficult to start a new event and then just go like full bore right out of the right out of the game. I mean, there's a lot of people in the UK who like are a lot of saying,

Gavin, hide your headband. Your headband. So like you're like, you're not doing it right. When you put on an event, it's not about just selling the most tickets you can. You gotta also make sure that there's stuff for those people to do. So we have to work and make sure that there's other companies attending showing off stuff

or that we have enough programming for them. That's a lot of work. I mean, we could just be like a ticket mail and just sell a fuck ton of tickets, but then everyone would have a shit experience. Yeah, but pack south already exists. Oh, fucking burn. They're competitors.

We can do that. So it'll be at the Excel Center, October 14th and 15th, I believe. So hopefully you got a ticket and maybe we'll see. Can you say how many tickets were sold? I'm afraid I would say the wrong number. Got it. Is it more than 20? Yes, it was more than 20.

Let me ask Bethany if she can tell me. So one of the, and the only people that we've announced that are going to that are the five old dudes, me, you, Joel, Jeff and Matt, right? I don't think we've announced that. Oh, damn it. I got to stop talking about this stuff. A vent.

I don't know why I will act. Every time. You can cut stop talking about the stuff. A vent. I don't know why I will act. Every time. You can cut that. Nobody's watching. It's only the one that's free for everyone on YouTube. I'm anyway. Wait, wait, wait. It's the top of the suburb. God damn, I should just learn to not talk about that ever again. God damn it.

What did you do that for? Also, you did that for Sydney this last year. I did it constantly for Sydney. I announced every way. As soon as they showed up on the podcast I asked them and you're going Arctic Sydney and they're like, uh, they haven't announced that yet. So I mean every announcement. What else are you going? Uh,

any other announcements that shouldn't be asked? Well, we had that a similar kind of a thing where, uh, I was talking about the version that's coming up. Which I think will be a fun thing to talk to talk about. It's actually aired now. Some people who are on first can see it, and it'll be out tomorrow for everyone else to see, but it's the immersion that we did in Sydney. One of the things we like to do Jessica's at RTX,

we do a big shoot with a lot of people who are at the convention. We did one shoot for our show Day 5, which was here in Austin, it had 1800 extras. What's the thing, it's really cool Ah, and so we love to do that kind of stuff So we did a last of us emerging in Sydney because it's an Australian a sub-side down We did the have you played last of us? Yeah, you admitted it's upside down. I did it's yeah, it's funny

It's upside down. You thought it's on that so hard. I came up with the premise for the thing that was the reason to do it It's not so hard. It's just a joke premise for the thing that was the reason to do it. Cause it's not as hard as it is. It's just a joke. It's not actually upside down. It's what it is. I don't want to get into this. It's just, you're talking about polar coordinates versus a plane wrapped around a sphere. It's two different ways to look at it.

Knowing there's upside down, Jackasses. But in relation to us is what we see. In relation to the glass earth, you'd see people's crutches. You wouldn't see the top of the head. 100% but also if you moved to your right. And she knows because she spent most of her life upside down in Christchurch.

In Christchurch. That's earthquakes there. So that's how that's the sound. What has that tough to do with that? I'm nothing to do with that. Well, it's tough to get all to con-bobbulate it. So sometimes people there flip upside down on Earthquake. So then they're the right way up.

Then they have to move after. I always do that other way. I went to Christchurch after the last big quake and I had a guy who took me around like a tour It was a guy in taxi just for the day he decided to take me around and show me stuff I was like, you're on and uh, here you go. Can you do I was gonna ask earlier? I used to I used to talk like this when I first moved over here, but nobody understood me So I had to change my accent. So you were like one day you were like I got changes. Yeah, people could not understand me Not a single thing.

I was in middle school and I was like brand new baby Jess. And they were like, what are you saying? And I was like, can we go get lunch together? Yeah. Okay, yeah, sure. I just had to talk slower. And then it just sort of became just a mushy mess. I like mushy mess.

She might advice to a guy who would be never lose your accent. But the age is not like a superpower in a weird way. You know, it's, you need to have it, you know. Have to have it. Anyway, so we did a last of us, there's a segment in the beginning of the game where your character gets his foot caught and snare and he's hanging upside down.

And while you're hanging upside down, you're shooting in zombies coming into the room. Okay. While the other character is trying to let you down. So we did that, but man, we underestimated the physical effects to let you down. So we did that, but man, we underestimated the physical effects of hanging upside down. Gavin and Michael did it, and then this was the announcement

that was accidentally made on Twitter, not by me, by James, that James and Adam were in the bonus episode, but all four of them took days to recover from hanging upside down from... You knew all the blood going to your head. Yes. Oh, I have a picture of that. It took of my face. Was it like bright red?

It's like all of the tiny blood vessels in my face. Just blood vessels all throughout my eyes broke. And that was what took a long time going away. How long were you guys upside down for? Like 10 minutes at a time, but they would do 10 minutes and then they did another round in 10 minutes. What? They did one with me as a test.

Yeah. And I was upside down for like two minutes and I was like, yeah, that was tough, but yeah, that was okay. I could have gone a lot longer. I was totally wrong. It was James in particular. I remember you could see every vein in his head, even after we got him upright.

And his face was like puffy for the rest of the day. I was actually legitimately worried about him. And then we almost lost COVID, he almost passed out. Oh my God. He returned all gray. And you didn't really know until they lowered you back down. Until you like felt all the thing drain out. Yeah, all the blood would go back in your legs.

And then it was a weird feeling. Like your legs got super cold, hanging upside down. You were dying. Yeah, you're dying. Yeah, how long can a human body hang upside down before you die? We did a lot of research and I am out at, yeah, we did a lot of research on it, guys,

because you know, it wasn't like, we were like, oh, let's give this a shot. We had a feeling that it could be a problem, and Gavin, we pretty sure, has had a stroke in the past. I was especially worried about Gavin hanging upside down. It was something wrong. It probably shifted some of the muck around in my brain.

Yeah, it's not a good thing. It's like at a nice cleanse, a total of that. So we did a ton of research. We had a stunt team that had us do it. We didn't just hang ourselves upside down, and then had a medical team. They're ready to help anybody But the Australian medical team was Top notch mat. Yeah, but they're like It's almost like all you'll be alright. I just woke it off. That's what they did. Yeah, I

We find my mom is like man. You don't worry about it. I don't worry about it Yeah, and he was a great. Yeah, I felt it He was, and he was at a pussy. And he was like, gray. Yeah, I felt that he was gray. Every time we went back, because we'd have a round of them, they'd lower us, then we could go up again. I think the third time, I was getting worse each time. The third time was the last time I could have done that,

I think without just passing out. Actually again, I think you did better than just, as my face, you can't really see it, but like all of that, all of that, all of that red, all those red blotches around my eyes haphazard after I got out. Oh, look at how much fear is in your eye? What's happening to me? But yeah, my skin's never

usually like that but it was like yeah around both eyes. Yeah, your skin looks a lot better right now. That's because the makeup. Yeah, someone, I made a comment here on Twitter bring, who's a Tristan Radloff says you were to talk about YouTube restricted view. You mentioned it didn't talk about it What YouTube restricted mode? Oh? Yeah, we were talking about that in regards to Something else. Yeah, YouTube restricted mode is maybe guys heard about this I all I noticed that it was blocking some LGBT content. They were yeah, so

Here's what I think there's two things that are going on right now in the YouTube ecosystem. One thing is that there was a big uproar in the UK about Google and YouTube placing ads on hate speech and hate groups, videos and content. And they took a lot of heat over that. And in fact, the Google was downgraded today in the stock market because of concerns over their brand safety, which is a big fucking deal for the company, the size of Google.

And I don't know if this mode is in reaction to that, but there's this new mode, or it seems to be a new mode on YouTube, which is restricted mode. And if you turn it on, it makes videos that have mature content. It makes them unavailable to you. So they're just gone. I heard it's just gone. I've heard it's not that if you turn it on, though. I heard it's just, if your channel is deemed restricted

like content, it just becomes restricted. And no video show, is that right? No, I'm saying if you turn it on as a... It's like automatic. If you turn it on as a user, or it's probably on by default if you don't log in, right? So it's almost like age-gating, you know? Yeah, I know it is an age-gating.

But not really, but the videos don't even show up. And the hubbub is because a lot of LGBTQ videos were then labeled because they discussed actual content more so than other videos, I believe they were marked as mature ended up getting restricted. So it's labeling a certain group groups sexual activity as being restricted. Yeah, that's super clean stuff. Like apparently Tyler Oakley lost some videos. But even though it was like nothing,

you know, overly anything about the videos. I don't know about those, but Tyler's not in particular like super clean, I wouldn't say. I mean, apparently he lost some clean videos. Yeah, he lost some clean videos as well. His autobiography is great. You should definitely read it, it's great. It is a lot of fun.

I had an audiobook of that, yes. So I should say a five-lust-a-name, but maybe just the dangerous one. When you say lose, is it just behind like a thing or is it like they get deleted? They're just, they're invisible. Which is one of the worst things on the internet because it looks like it's there to you

as a creator. Yeah. But nobody else can find it. In fact, I just ran into this right before the podcast. Jessica is, would you say the number one way that you're out there to support yourself is through Patreon? Yes, it's amazing. If you guys have any like YouTubers or people that you like released love and support

and care for, you should find their Patreon and support their Patreon because it's amazing. Or their first memberships. Or their first memberships. Or their first memberships. Or their first memberships. So, or they should create their own. You can make your own platform and do your own thing. But I understand where Patreon is very convenient to do that, to start that.

But you know, once it gets big enough too, do you ever think about leaving Patreon to just have your own business where people are subscribing to you directly? I was actually thinking about doing something but having just more cosplay people and just doing almost like a little crew instead, and going like stepping away.

And then just having a bunch of, honestly, it's just an excuse for me to look at pretty girls in next to nothing, but I mean, it's just for me. So yeah. That's why I started to receive was to meet underage boys from other countries. You guys still together, it's amazing. You're still arguing about who lost what

or who has to communicate for who? Aw, a ship, ship it so hard. Have you ever thought about creating an alter ego who directly competes with Jessica Negri on Patreon? I may or may, oh, like the dark like see, like Messica Gegree. I may or may not have already started an alter ego that's working on other costumes that are masked. Oh, wow. That have been around that convention. She might be already doing it. We might be around that convention. She might be already doing it.

We might be already doing that. She might. Really big builds. Really. So one of the things we were talking about before was I went to go look up your Patreon because I wanted to talk to you about it. And I discovered something when you search for Jessica Negri on Patreon, I was like, I'm finding all this stuff that isn't you.

Like it's other stuff where you're tagged or it's in reference to something they wanna do for you or they wanna do a build with you or something like that. But as a note, it seems like the Jessica Negri official one would go to the top and you weren't in the search. You're one of the biggest patrons and you're not even available to be found in search.

And yeah, in the Patreon search, you can't find it because my content is marked with like, lude. So this is a common thing across different platforms. You think Patreon would support cosplays considering like some of the biggest Patreon's are cosplays? You think they'd be all for that?

And also, who's going to Patreon? Looking up, Jessica Negri, and going, oh, that's terrible. Like, and then they're not gonna use the platform anymore? What's the, I understand there's rules like, there's this in America, this thing called Copa, which is a child online protection act. And there's big things you have to do for that.

But man, it's he was like cutting off your nose despite your face. I searched for creators for Jessica Negri. There's nine returns. I think the biggest one has 40 patrons. And then another one are you. What? There's another one, like another patron. It returns other stuff on your name.

So I mean, part of me, part, um, make turnies the same way, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can't look her up on search. Part of me does feel kind of like,

it's, it's okay because I, I do feel like kids shouldn't kind of be like, that stuff on Patreon is for like, I would say like an older audience and I don't want kids coming in like, finding it and stuff. Um, but I think it's, I don't know. It's, what did you say?

I looked up Meg Tuddy. I just looked up Meg Tuddy and some guy called Jerome. Yeah. I'm, okay. Maybe that's her alter ego that she started to like battle with herself. Battle with herself. Create your own competition.

So weird. Patreon.com slash Meg Tuddy, by the way, if you wanna go support Meg on Patreon. I like that. Jessica, what is yours? Patreon.com slash Jessica Neigree. Jessica. Negris all capital letters. It's like capital J Maybe that's what I need to do. I'm gonna try to get with and I G are and I do No spaces no spaces Oh, well, you don't exist. You're not really sitting here right now

It was impressive that you can have one of the biggest patrons when they are not showing you and you can't find your own self-promotion It means you just do it very well. Thanks man Let me see we can do it through Google Yeah, yeah, if you're a patron you get exclusive content like that you have to look real scared though Yeah, that's pretty scared. Imagine you were hanging upside down, taking a photo of all the first blood vessels. I wasn't upside down when I took the photo.

So one of the things I love about Jessica and her career is that obviously cosplay, there's a huge crossover gaming. A lot of gaming cosplay, a lot of anime and everything like that. And being a pretty girl, being involved with gaming is like there are times in history where that's put people in the crosshairs of like,

pretty girls aren't allowed to do gaming stuff or whatever. I regularly see cosplays that Jessica does for characters who have no idea who they are. And I learn about these gaming characters through Jessica's work. And I think that's so funny because me as a Dorothy guy, I'm like, I should know all these things,

but I'm learning about them through Jessica. Oh, that makes me happy. It is, your boyfriend's, he uses fake, fake, fake, fake, no boy. Fake, fake, nerd boy. Yeah, so yeah. No, he's got like full like Pokemon tattoos and then like World of Warcraft tattoos.

Like he's the biggest like, Dork on the planet. I always thought that was a great nod to that. Yeah, it's really funny. Yeah, fake nerd. Yeah, like, I know Morgan, I don't know. Lilith. Lilith, is that also from Darks? Lilith's sister, yeah. I know more again. I don't know Lilith Lilith is that also from darkson? Yeah, okay. Yeah, they're sucky by sisters. I only I only know Morgan from a Drainie's I want Puzzle fighter. She's in

Darkstalkers, then she had like an ulter. Yeah, right Yeah, so I think that's the only reason I'm mega is really good at Super Puzzle Fighter. I used to be really good at it. Jeff claims that he used to beat me all the time. That was not true at all. No, you guys were both very good at it. I'd never played you guys in Puzzle Fighter. You could kick the shit out of me in that game. Yeah, those appeared where we would skip eating lunch

at our old call center job, because I had an apartment really close to the call center. So instead of eating lunch, we would drive to my apartment, play as much Super Puzzle Fighter as we could, and then drive back to work. You'd be hungry. We'd be really hungry. We'd either go play Super P we would drive to my apartment, play as much super puzzle fighters we could, and then drive back to work. You'd be hungry. You would be really hungry. We'd either go play super puzzle fighter in my apartment,

or we'd go to play laser tag. Oh, laser tag. And we'd shoot like 10-year-olds over our lunch time. Judy, I used to take like a sweatshirt, and I would wrap it around my waist, and then when I would go to laser tag, I would take off the sweatshirt, put it over my pack.

You fucking dirty chatter. Cheater. Cheater. Cheater. Cheater. Yeah. I would absolutely, it was so awesome because I would always go to my little brother, oh my older brother's, laser tag, birthday parties. I would be the only girl and they would pick on me because they were like,

oh you were grueling, can't come to this party. So I'd be like, I'm gonna wreck you all. See, my sister's just walking us to up an EMP. Yeah. Yeah. Just a laser. That's a laser for everyone. Here, let me read this.

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I'm gonna make a prediction. I think you got to have to read the ad read without the thing on your head. Yeah. You're okay. I'm gonna make a prediction. I think you got to redo the ad read without the thing on your head. Yeah, you're fine. Do you want to wear ray? Actually, I have one more thing. When you got fixed it, here. We put you in ray, I got on me.

Oh, you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. I'm so excited. He was so excited. I got something else. Do you know what a virgin killer sweater is? I gotta, I gotta, okay.

What? Is that like a wife, Mia? Okay. A virgin killer sweater. Do you know what that this goes? No, this wig has hair on both sides. Oh, okay. I'm just gonna wear it out.

You can put it on over that, taking the thing off. All right. Wait, we don't know. I'm just gonna blaze it underneath your wig. I'm just making suggestions. Oh, it's got the clips in everything too. Yeah. Do you wanna, I wanted to actually, you've it underneath her way. Just making suggestions. Oh, it's got the clips in everything too. Yeah. Do you want to do, I want it to actually,

you've never heard of this, right? Nope. I want to see if you can figure out. That's awesome, Gus. That should be fucking permanent, dude. You look like Kojima's younger brother. Can people please draw a Gus like this? Oh my god, you're so cute.

No, I don't know how to do that. So I care, just hold them. There. You're so precious. Okay, I want, I want, I want to see, I want to see. This is like the new like the meme that's going on right now. I just did a photo shoot and a bunch of other my cosplay friends have done shoots in it. And I wanted to see.

Oh, oh, those sweaters. You know what I do. Yeah, I see those. What did I? Oh, okay. So I was gonna ask you actually, I'm gonna draw this. Because I was gonna ask, what is the deal with the sweaters? They're so dumb.

They've got really popular. Okay, so now there's the Holy Trinity. There's the, the boob, the boob hole sweater, the little cat keyhole bra, and now there's the Virgin Killer sweater. I didn't know that was the name for it. I was gonna ask you what these are called. Is that the front, that big open hole?

I don't know if you want to try it on. No, Gus. Boys were in a different way. So is it just like a tits out, caught again of some sort? Tits out, I think this is the back. That's the back. I mean, you could try it.

You want to check it out? Stick it on, Gus. Oh my God. Good fun. No, I got the way down already. I just got the Google image search here. Oh, bless you. You Google Virgin Killer.

It's pretty hot. I don't recommend it. You go for it. I'm sure you'll work. I'm sure you'll work. I'm sure happy I finally know what those are called. Gossie go where? Why, have you, yeah, I, for some reason I feel like, I feel like you wouldn't have known what it was. I'm like, so impressed me. I see, I see that show. Have you posted a picture with it the other day? I did, yeah, there it is. I'll see you were on the front.

Oh, yeah. That's not her photo though. I'll find yours. So yeah, just look it up on. Have you ever tried it on backwards? I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before.

I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. I've never seen it before. Oh, see you wore it on the front. Oh, yeah Find yours. So yeah, just look it up on have you ever tried it on backwards? Yes You got a strategy Ryan wore it and he looked real good in it I'm done. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.

I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.

I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down.

I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I won't watch this podcast. I'll be so, I'll be so like. Like, oh, like, oh, like, oh. Well, you let it though. Like, when I'm watching it now, like, if I, if I'm in a movie that shows in the theater, and we have to sit in the theater surrounded by other people.

Yeah. And I'm like, waiting for my part to come up. I'm just like, I'm gonna fucking die here a second. I don't know what it is. I can, I can watch it at home. I can promote it and everything, but just sitting in a theater with a bunch of other people who are watching it.

I just like, I don't know. I just feel very self-conscious. We, early on, when we first started showing red versus blue, theatrically, you know, we'd go and we'd do Q&As and meet people. And I think the first time we did a showing, we sat through it and watched it. And then after that, we never sat through

a showing red versus blue again. But isn't it nice to hit the lofts where people are? That we would wait in the lobby. Yeah. And we would hear it a little laugh and like, have a good time, but like we just couldn't sit there and watch it. I know that feeling so hard. I always like, a good time, but like we just couldn't sit there and and and watch it I know that feeling so hard. I always like whatever I make a costume or do a shoe

I always post it and then just like walk away. I can't I can't like go back and do comments or anything like it's it's too It's too real Just most of your photos Ryan. Yeah, yeah Ryan. He does. Yeah. Ryan did my first. I look silly. We saw these things everywhere. Like 10 years ago, Gus. Oh, the Naruto headband. Yeah, the headband. Is that about the right time when Naruto was a little longer than that? Yeah, but somewhere around 10 years ago. Like, oh, should we all look terrible? Who was this? Coming up. I don't know how to look at that. No, they were doing it perfectly. On Twitter, cupcake, monkey, TA. Not a real name.

Tweeted, I guess they looked up Virgin Killer Sweater and they said the first image that popped up for them was fan art of the main Ruby characters in, get out of here with the sweaters. Is that too? Oh, I see this photo in here, is that what that is? Yeah. That's copyright infringement.

We'll see. So, you know, I ran into that today on Twitter and I had a very tense discussion with somebody that then turned out, okay, where this guy just kind of wrote me out of the Clear Blue sky. I believe his name is Jose. And he said, he tagged me and he tagged the Twitter account

for Ruby Game. And he said, hey, you guys are pulling down let's plays of Ruby Game from YouTube. You know, even though that's what you guys do way to go. And then it was like some kind of hashtag like, fuck this or hashtag like, damn, or something like that. And I remember back and go, I'm sure that's exactly what's going on.

We're pulling down, let's place. It's not some kind of content ID YouTube kind of snafu that you're overreacting to. I'm sure that's exactly what we're doing. And then he posted, he goes, yeah, that was a YouTube thing. They were like, yeah, it's pulled it down. I was like, and I apologize to him,

I said, I'm sorry for the snark. I'm just like, we've been doing this 15 years. I don't know what it is about people. They're just waiting for us to suddenly drop the charade and go, yeah, fuck you guys. We were evil the whole time. We've been keeping it up now for 15 years. It's like, we're embezzling money

and we're all gonna fucking leave. I just like, I don't understand why that's a gut reaction when we do something that there's a group of people just like, fuck this, these guys are doing this, they're money grubbing or something like that. It's like, no, it's just 15 years. At some point we have to build up some good will with these people at some point.

And it's a small group of people, I realize it's not everybody. But it's a knee jerk reaction of the internet, whenever there's a slight change or a perceived change that people are doing it just because they hate the audience or something like that. You know, I remember when we changed the first program, that was that. Oh, change in the name? Yeah, we changed the name. But like we were trying to like get rid of the audience or something like that. You know, it's weird reaction.

God, we went through so many proposed names to change from sponsors to first. How long did that discussion go? That discussion probably went off for like eight months. Really a long time. We're gonna have Ruchy Pro, Ruchy Prime. I think my favorite was Plus. Ruchy Start.

Oh yeah. He has a bunch of them. But for first, it's like that's part of our culture. Should've been a whole big. The double gold actually survived from another one. We brought the double gold over from one that was gold, double gold, and something else. I forget who it was.

That was this guy on the website called Hobby who would always get the first comment. And then it got to the point where people if they beat him to the first comment, they would just write Hobby. So the first comment of everything we ever made. Yeah, it was just, you'd see Hobby. I never thought of it as a meme.

It was like a piece specific meme. It was a meme before meme hobby. I never thought of it as a meme, as like an artist's specific, it was a meme before meme. Yeah, and it didn't exist anywhere else. It was just our community website. It's just interesting to think about it that way. I feel like we've seen, we're like old men on the internet now, like we've seen the rise and fall of so many different things.

And I still am stuck with some of the old memes in my head and I still use them a lot. And whenever I send out an old meme on social media people I was like God God that meme is so old like is it really? They passed through so fast have you guys seen the shooting stars meme? I don't think so. What is that? I got one. It's so good. Did you get one made of you? I got one made of me where I'm like jumping in the air and it reverses and does it and it plays that music

and I'm like flying through space and shit. Yeah. But I've I've it's been linked to me probably over a hundred times, but I've not yet willed up enough power to actually Google what the Christ it is about. It's so good, but the time that you Google it and look it up, it's gonna be gone. Like me bringing on this Virgin Killer sweater is probably like a bad faux pas to the internet.

I'm sorry. I just killed it. Yeah. Speaking of memes, I think it's gonna get passed around. Have you seen the giant chicken yet? What? No. Are you first? I'm just a dude in a suit.

I'm a monster chicken. I'm so ready. I'm so ready. No, you haven't seen this yet? No. This was everywhere. I saw people who are on Twitter saying, please no one else posts this, it's freaking me out.

There's people who are convinced that it's a person in a... I believe it. The movement, it looks like a person. I think it's a guy with his knees snapped back the wrong way in a chicken suit Okay, I'm gonna see if I can get this up here in a second. Did you want? Did you grade? That's what it's called when your knees go backwards. Did you grade? Did you grade? I said a real time. Yeah, did you grade? Do you have like what's the coolest thing you have from Cosm? What do you have? There's wetter legs that are backwards? Do you buy those? Yeah, those are the dish. I know I have this chicken

Look at it. It's massive. That's a chicken. No, that's a chicken. That's the new mascot for our company. That's like a hybrid. That's like a turkey chicken. That's a chicken. That's like a chicken in a horse.

That chicken is fucking ridiculous. It's so huge. That's chicken. That's chicken. That's a mole of toddler. Absolutely. A toddler could write it. That would be amazing.

It would be like a chocobote. That's a choc write it. That would be amazing. It would be like a joke about that's a joke about. Oh my God, the world is evolving. I'm sorry. Well, I love shit like that. Like they just pops up. I think my wife sent me that last night and it's like you see it everywhere. It's like one of those things that people really latch on to. So creepy. We go find that and write it. Yeah, they said apparently it's like some special breeder chicken. And Brian, he's done, see, and Brian, Brian Bean was telling me,

I guess he saw a documentary, it was called, he said it was called like chicken people or something, about people who breed specific kinds of chicken. And there was like a whole segment about this breed. And love how huge. We do that cock block animation, but with that chicken. But can you write it?

Yeah, but unless there's something there with it, you don't know how big it is. You have to have gathered, right? Yes, I'll write it. I think you write it? Yeah, but unless there's something there with it, you don't know how big it is. You have to have Gavin write it. Yes, I'll write it. I think you can look at the feathers. The feathers are like, there's a lot of small feathers on it. Maybe you can just hold a bundle of feathers. The feathers don't get bigger with the bird.

You think the feathers say the same size? Well, how big can a chicken feather be? I don't think there's a limit. How big can a chicken be? What's the biggest feather? What do you mean with the biggest feather? Why is your limitation to the size of a feather? Peacock's tail is a bunch of feathers.

That's true, but that's what the longest individual peacock feather is like, could be a meter long. Yeah, they're big. Fair play, maybe. So you thought the chicken gets bigger but the feathers stay the same size? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It might have a bigger chicken would have the same size feathers, but just more of them than they look smaller on a chicken. No, because what if they would grow? Because they'd do it bigger hands for your bigger body. That's insane. That's for your ears for your bigger body. What other thing would would have the same size fetus, but just more of them than they look small on the chicken. No, because what if they would grow? Because it's a bigger hands for your bigger body, bigger ears for your bigger body. What other things would stay the same size? I wasn't going to say that, but you did that, so I'll let you go with it.

The chickens are growler. Yeah. People would say that it's a breed called, they're specul, it's a breed called the Jersey Giant. I've heard it was Brahma as well. Brahma, let me look at that. Is that some of the skyrim? Brahma. Oh, Brahma as well. Brahma let me look at it. Isn't that some of Skyrim? Brahma. Oh, Brahma Bull.

It's Skyrim. No, maybe it is Brahma chicken. That's what I saw people posting about it. Brahma chicken, they were calling it. They're both pretty heavy. They're both in the, I mean, they're not that big, honestly. The sizes they say here is the male will typically get between like 12 to 13 pounds and the big size.

Okay. That's all. But a turkey, right? A turkey's that size? Ticken by a 13 pound turkey. But when you buy a 13 pound turkey, it's got all the, that's post gut removal weight, right? Yeah. Is it?

Is it? Turkeys are huge. You know that you have the Tedukken? What's that turkey duck? Duck chicken, right? With that, you could have the chicken on the outside. And then you would have a chicken on the other chicken. And then another chicken. Chicken, chicken, chicken. Can you could have the chicken on the outside. And then you never get on the chicken. We had another chicken. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- Isn't it like against the law to kill the eagle? We don't know about eagle, but we can't even see the other eagle. I saw that on voice on either affiliate.

Name another eagle. Brown eagle. I think you're right. I think there's a brown eagle. I think there is. Brown Falcon. Types of eagle. There's a golden eagle. There is a golden eagle.

Boston College of mascot. White tailed eagle, harpy eagle. Harpy eagle. Come on. That's just meaning. Philadelphia eagle. I feel like that's like golden eagle, harpy eagle, come on. That's just meaning, fill up your eagle. I feel like that's like, golden eagle.

Sacred bird, you're here. A dove? No, you've got the little bird. Brown eagle is a golden. The breasts pop out little tiny muscles. A dove? He's thumbed the breast out of a dove before. Cornish hen.

Have you? Yeah. I've found, I've found, he hunted, he hunted. Dives. I used to go hunting all. D's just my business, like spreading peace around the earth and then it got gunned out. Why is it okay to eat a chicken, but not a... Because a chicken's a, yeah, it's like a food.

I used to go hunting all the time. That's like saying it's okay to eat one type of person and another. And she's, that's true. She's totally right. What'd you do when you wanna take the meat off of them? You stick your thumb like under the rib cage like this because where all the meat is and you like literally, you put your thumb in, get the other one,

and you just pull the breast and all the meat off from the rest of the body. I don't like this discussion. Oh, damn. Crunch, crunch. It's like, all right, you don't eat this, you eat. I should really be a vegetarian because I'm a baby when it comes to like-

I like a corpse. I like hunting when I was younger because I feel like it gave me an Understanding of where the food we eat comes from like I can respect what I'm eating a lot more like when you have to go out And you have to kill something and then you then consume it you understand that you took something's life Yeah, yeah, and you are eating something that was alive at one point I get what you're saying there But does that prepare you for where we are now in food preparation where you have factory farms and things like that? I think everyone should just watch those shows.

Yes. Like those, I watched them and I was like, but like I still eat meat now. So, but I don't know. There's no way to raise chickens for meat that you can't do it any other way. Like there's no economic. Like you hear about free range chickens that's basically just for eggs. That on a scale basis, there's almost no way't do it any other way. Like, there's no economic. Like, you hear about free range chickens that's basically just for eggs. That on a scale basis, there's almost no way to do it. Well, if you're doing like, Nashville,

if you're doing like, small regional distributors, you can do it. But yeah, if you want to scale a company to be like, nationwide, I totally see that. So KFC isn't doing chickens good. Nobody's doing chickens good, basically. Unless you go to one of those restaurants, you hate Gavin, where they tell you

like where everything came from,, and I had a great Get about that in their first season where they were like we really want to know the chicken like was he a popular chicken Yeah, like did he have friends? You know they say go to the farm and it's like a whole thing. I don't even like watching animals die. I've a some reason I was I love it. It's a way to watch this man animals die. That's a good I ended up it such when on YouTube and I saw this clip. I think it was linked to one of my videos because of slow motion. It was like a slow-mo scope video of a guy who was shooting birds, pigeons, like, for pest

control. And it was this kind of, it might be like a crow or something, some gammiel bird, but it was sat on the wire, or some sort, maybe some power lines. And he shoots it and you can see the bullet coming in. And because it's like going straight away from the camera, it sort, maybe some power lines. And he shoots it, and you can see the bullet coming in, and because it's like going straight away from the camera, it takes a while to get to the bird. And it just sort of like went in the back of the bird's neck, and that head went like,

and then it's, it's talons grip the wire, it swung backwards upside down, and then a load of blood just came out of the head, like through the mouth, and I was like, what are you watching? I was like, that is so gruesome But I guess that's just what happens when people shoot birds You see anything

It was like I was expecting like oh it's just gonna go I mean it movies and video games in my head It was gonna turn into a load of feathers Right, but instead it just leaked blood all over the ground. They shot it with a rifle like a single boy I think it was like a 22 or something. Maybe you shot a shotgun at a pigeon. I mean, that's a shark at a pigeon? A shark gun. Oh, I mean, that's a shark at a pigeon. I don't want to do that.

Yeah, that's a chop. But like, what the fuck? Where the shark come from? But we had a really cool experience to get off of that, but stay on the topic of guns. We had a really interesting experience in Austria where there was a reception that was in an Austrian bar which is part of an Austrian hotel in Austria.

Funny that. We were at this bar and we started wandering around. Gus, I'm not kidding, this was the best bar in the world. This bar had, first of all, it had a bar in it and had drinks. They had a special station where they were serving Guinness, and it would, they had like a vibrating plate that would make it settle way faster.

So they could serve Guinness. Yeah, I guess, I get that. This is, I'm not done yet, though. Ray, I know, I mean, it was like, what's the problem with that? I prefer traditional poor, I don't want that shit. Traditional poor meaning you said to fucking five minutes. You said they're in your weight.

But it has different, I don't want some technology shit. It was as if you like, they pulled out a can and then it goes, and it had a perfect head. I left out the can part because then you'd guess what hate that to you. I know, I can just say the cans fine. Okay, so then they had in this bar, we went down some steps off to the side.

They had a bowling alley in there. It was losing me. Like a little like miniatures, like, like what would you say, like a two third scale bowling alley? It was like, it was the kind of ballway you don't put your fingers in. You just, right, almost like bachibas. Like patonk? Patonk.

It's a wankist. Is that like the sequel to Kaplunk? Yes. No, it's never meant. And then, they had a shooting gallery in it where you had pellet guns with rifles and a scope on the rifle and they would run a little paper target all the way down to the end,

and you would sit there and shoot, and then they'd run the target back and you'd see how you did. It was a crazy bar, I have heard you. Weird. It was incredible. I don't know, I'll get the longest way. Do you do a thing where you go in,

you shoot the pellet gun, you drink a beer, you shoot it again, drink a beer, like just keep seeing how much each beer affects your ability to aim. Have you seen that new race that's come out in Germany where you have to carry around a pack of six and you have to finish this obstacle course and drink and finish a beer and go against someone?

Yeah, I love it. I've seen a new race that's taken off. But that would just make you throw up, right? You wouldn't be drunk by the time you finish the obstacle. Even if you throw up a bay, you still get drunk off it. Yeah, all we do have to be at least at one point in your body. Like I'm saying, if you drank six beers half an hour before the race,

by the time you do the race, you'd be like, run in sideways. You have to like drink it as you go. Yeah, it's gonna be right there. I like when we were trying to ask if we could do it. Oh, do we have the vibrating plate? Yeah, that's it. This is exactly the device.

It just goes, and then now it's a Guinness. Weird. So if it's been poured, it almost looks like chocolate then now it's a Guinness. Weird. If it's been poured. That looks like chocolate. It almost looks like it went in reverse. Nah. It's like a stonic. That didn't look to me, it looked like it stirred it up.

Right. Am I crazy? It does. Yeah, but a Guinness looks like that with a poor example. For example, how do you? I'm gonna ruin my story. We were trying to find out though if we could go and use the shooting thing

after because it was kinda kinda late. I think we talked to the guy and he was like, you've had like less than eight beers, right? And it was like, yeah, that's the limit. He was at the hotel. We said, hey, can we go back and shoot the shooting gallery today? And he goes, he goes, are you drunk? And we said, no, he goes. Yeah, you're fine.

I'm going to go ahead. But we were surrounded by empty shops glasses when he asked. That stuff is rank. Yeah, snobs that stuff is rank. Yeah, schnapps in Austria's is rough rough There's a did you drink at the that German bar in Sydney? I don't take Sydney. No the Hofbrow Fucking air cherry loves going there. Oh, I've been there. Yeah, and you're like the long line Yeah, we went there

Fucking air one of the one of the shots we, the only way I could describe the taste, was a biscuit, sat on fire, and then stumped out by a boot in liquid form. That's what it tasted like. Not ideal. I'm hearing here on Twitter from- You can say, wait, how do you guys drink, by the way? Cricket and Clover.

Can we have more of that Malibu? Yeah, he's, so let me get you on a moment. Cricket and Clover is saying that the bowling without balls is called Kegel. Kegel? That's like, you do, you squeeze your vatch. Like, Kegel with an N at the end. Like, Kegel with an N at the end. Guys, you have Kegel flex.

Wait, wait. It's Kegel bowling. It makes your knob go. Yep. It's like a little twitch. It's German for Skittles. Unless you're more excited in minutes. Okay, that makes sense.

So it's Skittles, I was just. The German bowling game played in Australia. I see. They're amazing at drinking. That was a lot of mistakes like that. We were at dinner. And I said, they were eating ostrich dinner. And I said, oh, does anyone ever eat in kangaroo as well? Just a top conversation. They go, this is Austria and not Australia. I go, what you're eating fucking ostrich, aren't you?

Like ostriches are native to Australia, right, Gus? I don't know about that. So this is a thing we didn't look it up. We were debating about heavily, but we made an agreement at the table. We were not going to look it up. I don't think they are. Do you not associate ostriches with Australia?

I don't know, I have to wear these in. No, that's like emus. Yeah, that's where he's the crazy raptor. So as ostriches are the Africa, is there the front? I think so. Quick show of hands from the controlor so is ostriches of the Africa? I think so Quick show hands from the control room are ostriches from Australia are they? Liers they had one hand go never asking you guys anything ever again. You're gonna tell you the answer Look I get there in Pennsylvania now someone off camera just said they had ostriches in Pennsylvania look we're talking about where they're from

Philly. Wait, you could put in ostriches. That's how you make, that's how you make Philly cheese steaks. At ostriches. Where mega-thank you. Did ostriches. They're native to Africa. I'm looking at that right now. I just told you.

Where was it from? Native to Africa. Africa, okay. Okay. But still not Austria. So when I brought up, we saw an AUS stretch. What? I brought a tank, we're starting a US stretch. What?

I got you. I got you. It was really good. Why did you think it would be? Well, I think what would be? Like what made you think it was from Australia? Awesome. No, I just always associated, I always associated ostriches with Australia.

This is actually, I just learned this. If you had asked me a week ago, I said, where did ostriches come from? I would definitely have said they came from Australia. Yeah, you moves are Australia. Are they? Interesting. And Moas, which from Australia. Yeah, emus are Australia. Are they? Interesting. And boas, which are all dead now. Those are New Zealand.

Yeah, castowaries. Castowaries are native to New Guinea and Northeastern Australia. We saw one in the Sydney Zoo. Yeah. Castowaries are scary. The castowaries, I got scared of castowaries by Far Cry 3.

They're so horrible. Because you'd be like creeping through the brush and then you turn around and be a fucking cassowary, like knife in at you, yeah. Or a badger. Those are all worse. Oh, the fucking badger. Oh, John, chicken.

So have you played Horizon? And you guys played Horizon? I've played very little. I've been caught up in Breath of the Wild. I've been zelden. Are you doing any cosplays from Horizon? No, you think? No, no.

Oh, God. How could you ask such a question? No. What is your process? How do you determine what you're going to cosplay? Do you just see an image of something and go, oh, that's super cool? Then you dive into it and then make a cosplay from it?

OK, so usually, recently, I've been doing original costumes, so I'll take something that I really liked when I was younger, and then get my friend Zach Fisher to draw a design for me. And so recently, I just did Sandra Gosau. Is that for you? Let me look this up.

Is that for Jessica? It's for whoever. Jessica, you got it in your hand. Ohgosa. Is that for you? Let me look this up. Is that for Jessica? It's for whoever. Jessica, you got in your hand. Oh, no. That was for whomever. Take it. Do you all want hair and all, Cher? They're making a lot of money.

Let me just show you. OK. So Jessica, what was the cosplay name? Put this one on there. That you did? Cindergosa. Armored Cindergosa. It was like a dragon from World of Warcraft.

And so I really liked the dragon, but it's a dragon. Is that what that is? Yeah. OK, that was one of the things I didn't know what it was. I knew it was from World of Warcraft. I so I really liked the dragon, but it's a dragon. Is that what that is? Yeah. Okay, that was one of the things that I didn't know what it was. I knew it was from World of Warcraft. I felt like that thing was credible. It was all blue and black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that makes me happy. Yeah, that was really cool. Yeah, because I do a lot of like gender bans and like kind of lute stuff. So every once in a while, I like to do like a big one just to be like, here you go.

That's a big one. And then that's it. Just to be seen this. I don't think so. It's fucking crazy, dude. God. do you have it on your Twitter account? Oh, yes. Let me see if I look it up. I will not show it to you since I know you're sensitive to that. Was it like the thing that they were trying to get? It was somebody else that looked like. I'll put butt in the butt.

Which made you look away. Yeah, yeah. It was the cringe of me actually looking into the camera acknowledging, yeah, you're looking at my butt crack that made me look like that. I like, I'm supposed to be. I'm messing with the self in the future by taking those pictures.

Like, I always feel weird, like, I can never, whenever, uh, turn you posted a photo like that, I always feel weird looking at it. I always save the, um, look away. Yeah. Like, I, I know you. It's weird. I like it when she posts. Uh, let's see.

Send her go. Send her go. I'm looking for it still. Who do you know? Remember when you posted it? Uh, you can probably just go on Google, just getting your signature. I actually Google image search, yeah. Yeah.

This Google block you as well. It probably does, yeah. Fuck you. Yeah, it's so cool. Anyway, so you saw that and then you decided to make a cosplay from it from that. Yeah, because I really liked Rath of Lich King and I thought it'd be really cool to just kind of

like pay homage to it. And I like doing costumes. There are so many exceptionally talented people out there that do incredibly accurate costumes of already existing characters. So I like to kind of just do my own thing so I can kind of have a little bit more creative freedom in that way. Like, I wouldn't, I would say there's like a, there's like a cosplay pie. And I feel like there's like the fun part, there's like the super accurate part, there's

like the prop builder part, there's the maker part. And I feel like I'm kind of like in the fun, do your own kind of thing's the fun part, there's the super accurate part, there's the prop builder part, there's the maker part, and I feel like I'm kind of in the fun, do your own kind of thing, the cosplay part, which is the most fun for me. I wouldn't do cosplay if I didn't have a really good time. As soon as I know that I'm not having a good time with cosplay, I'm out. You're even close to that though.

You seem to be grabbing a blast. Oh, there's so many things I want to make. I'm so excited. You were actually the inspiration, I believe, for the idea to turn my car into cel-shaded because of your mad moxie cost play years ago. And then you had cel-shaded makeup. And I think that was the first time I had ever seen someone,

you know, do makeup in such a way that made them look like they were 2D or cel-shaded. And I was like, oh, you can pull that off. There are so many people out there now who do it. It's just like, oh my gosh. The amount of detail they put into like, taking a pair of pants and making it look like it's 3D animated. It's just incredible. I just shared a girl. Another drink coming this way. Oh! Thanks for the drinks. Do you want one, go?

We have a lot of vitamin C. Thank you. Okay. I'm gonna try to slip this up in here. That's why you got to, that's why you're drinking those, right? You got to get your vitamin C. You got to get your vitamin C. Got to get your vitamin C. You're gonna translate this up in here and tell Drinking. That's why you gotta, that's why you're drinking those, right? You gotta get your vitamin C. You gotta get my vitamin C. I'm gonna make sure you're nice and pure. This one's stronger, I like it, thank you. Oh. I got a glass of pineapple juice.

Oh, did you? That's not art. That's a, that's a shield. That's a World of Warcraft shield. Jessica is showing me an Instagram photo of a World of Warcraft shield. I just poured this all over me. Oh my shirt got a wet.

How did that hurt? Let's get you out of the way. Oh my god, I'm yellow too. Just peed on my shirt. Luckily, we have a virgin sweater that you can pull out right over there. Virgin killer. Virgin killer. It does look a little bit like you're in.

I mean, trouble. There we go. Check this one right now. Did Jesus. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Chuck Berry Check the video now. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, Chuck Berry died. I don't think many people have an appreciation for how influential Chuck Berry. I didn't realize you were still alive.

Gavin loves one Chuck Berry. The only clip I've seen is the one where Yoko is going like, like, Yelkin all over the Yelkin. Yelkin. I know I said Yelkin. I don't know what I mean. Is that like, Yelkin? So Chuck Berry and John Lennon were doing a duet

But then Yoko was on a mic. No, she wasn't the mic was for one of the instruments and she just pulled it off And then you guys were talking about like some kind of sex tape or something. Oh, no, no There was a Chuck Berry sex tape and then she was going It's sound it's not at's exploring sound. What I mean? I don't think anyone calls it music man to back that up. There's so many interviews with John Lennon in Yoko Oh no, where you just like you're watching him in interview and you're just like Come on dude. Come on get like his he's he's very supportive of her art. I mean there is I like a lot of Beatles albums I've listened a lot of Beatles music. I don't think I've ever listened to

Revolution number nine all the way through. Really? Yeah it's the one's that number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, I feel like I'm getting hypnotized. Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine. I feel like I'm getting hit in the time. Number nine, it's like four minutes. It's like, I can't, I can't. Every time that comes out of the skip, next, like I'm out, that's the perfect point. Like, I'll find something else.

Is there any other words? Eventually, like some background noise happens. Like what? I would play it for you normally, but I'm afraid you would probably get flagged. Number nine. Number nine. That one puts you to go number 10. I was kidding

That would be interesting that would have been different Yeah, that's that's definitely it's it's it's it's funny when you can definitively have a least favorite piece of work By an artist that you really like it's like that is the one not not a fan of that one So many other great some we should remix it and like do it a bunch of different languages 999999999. You remember the it was a big deal the the gray album when someone made like the jz's black album with all the instrumentation from the Beatles wide album. Yeah, it was a DJ danger mouse. Yeah, I believe that was like an old three or something. What was last time a girl talk put out anything like

2010 was all day that was that their last of 70 years ago. Yeah, I'm getting there done That album was great wasn't gonna do like a collaboration with someone else. I don't know. Is a guy one guy? It's two people. Yeah guy called Greg girl talk. I'm looking about this like a botanist or something I don't want to pop my neck. You feel like you want to pop something like Scientific something. Yeah feel like I want to pop my neck here. Is it where you feel like you want to pop your neck? I was like, scientific, something. Yeah, like a double life. Discussing. So how many cons a year do you go to Jessica? He's not doing that.

25. Is that true? So every other week in year to con? Yes. How? How? It's brutal schedule, dude. This year we're not doing as many,

which I'm really excited about. We're doing way more patreon stuff and more like photoshoot on location stuff. But yeah, so we're toning it down this year. I think we have like 15 this year. But yeah, usually on average like 25. But that's like how much you guys travel in the US all the time.

Yeah, but there's more than just us, you know, to mean that you're people sitting in this room. It's, you know, we had now have, I'd say probably 30, 35 people that are on camera personalities that you go to a con and make it appear. It's just like distribute it and like have a trickle around. It's funny because when for a long time, it was actually a big argument over who would get to go.

And now it's a little bit different. Everyone has been through the experience of traveling for business. Khan's are definitely a lot of fun. I do think it's a lot more fun to go as an attendee to a Khan than it is to go as an exhibitor or an appearance or something like that. Because you basically go plane, airport, convention center, hotel, convention center, hotel,

convention center, plane home. But no, I mean, you don't really, you don't really get to do a lot of stuff. But you get to meet a lot of cool people, which is great. That's what's really amazing. I think when you kind of like are working so hard on something and then you are by yourself

working on a costume and then maybe you have a little, but you're a little discouraged. You go to a con and you see all these faces and all these people that come up to you and they're like, I love your stuff. It like, it rekindles whatever, like just heartened feeling you may have. Yeah.

Cause they come up and they're like, you're the reason why I came to this event and you're just like, I'm so high above. You're just like, I'm just like, I know, well it's one of the things that keeps you going, right?

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, what is a build like, oops, what was the dragon's build? It was a little for the World of Warcraft. What's the name of the dragon? Sundragos. Sundragos, how long was that build? She took like two months, I think.

Fuck. Yeah. That's a very intricate costume. It's awesome, dude. It's so awesome. Amazing. That makes me happy. So good.

Yeah, she took a long time because she has the longest. Yeah, the longest you've been. I think she's actually the longest. I think one of the most difficult costumes I ever made was Arendee from Battleborn. It was the Chaos Witch Arendee. She had these pool noodles. I made these arms.

I went to my armpits at a pool noodles. So she had four arms and I had fishing legs on it. So when I would go like this, she had a whole bunch of arms of garlic. That's so awesome. Yeah, that's really cool. Arendee the Chaos Witch. Is there any build that you've done

that you wish you're gonna go back and do to revisit? Oh my gosh. That you've done so much better over the years. I think I've got, I was gonna make a gentleman ChoGath from League of Legends. I don't know if anyone knows what ChoGath is. See this is it, I've learned about all these things and that's because cosplay.

I don't anything about League of Legends. I'm totally ignorant. It's just, I miss that boat. He's a creature from the void. So he's like a nasty monster with like big, he's just, he's, I was gonna make a sexy version of him. And I started making it. I had like little, did you grade legs? Like I was gonna do with like little claws and everything, but I bailed on it. I know what that means now. You know what I mean? Did you grade? Um, but yeah, I bailed on it

because I didn't like the way it was turning out and I just threw it away and I think I do want to go back and do it because I feel like there'd be so many more ways I could tackle the sexiness of a monster. Have you ever done a cosplay where you would just completely cover it up and nobody would know it was you? That's what I was talking about earlier. We covered that. We covered that. I messed a cagigree. Yeah, welcome to the podcast, Kevin. You asked for that question about four.

I did a different form. But I want to keep making these costumes though. I was more like a stealth walking around a convention without knowing who it was. That's weird. I was looking up one of my favorite Jessica cosplays, which is, I know I just really like the Black Flag cosplay from Assassin's Creed. That game was so good.

Yeah. Let's see, I'm obsessed with the islands and Hawaii and Malibu and I think it's probably just that. Not the band, but. That was easily my favorite Assassin's Creed game. I normally don't get into that series very much. And I've been kind of like Luke Warm toy tip,

but then Blackfly was so, that's like the one game where I was actively chasing collectibles. I was like, I wanted to get every C-shanty. Oh my, I was like, yeah, I love when my crew was like, everything awesome. It was like so serene. I would never fast travel in that day.

So in that image search, this is the day we met Jessica little child and yeah She was to your badge says 2010 That's what I was doing on the badge with the badge there. I can't help you. I was joking it I was gonna make a joke from earlier, but that's actually an MDB joke Let me let me read this right here. Let him read when When I'm mind everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace. Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this episode. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform

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Make your next move with squarespace, just like we were talking earlier about making your own website and doing things on your own. You can do it right now for 10% off. Thanks squarespace. Is there a cosplay that's like your ultimate one you want to do and haven't been able to do? Like this is like it's down the road or something. A cosplay that I've wanted to do that I haven done, yeah. Is there anything that's like, even to this point, has been out of reach at all? I don't, honestly, now it's mostly just finding the time

to do something. There are so many costumes I've got on my, like, cosplay-wish list that I want to do that I just don't have the time for. Like, I would love to make Diva's mech from Overwatch. Like, that would just be- Give me the Diva head. He wants to be Diva.

It's pretty tight, so. Oh, it's heavy. Yeah. I would love to make that mech. Just to be able to. It's pretty tight. So heavy. Yeah. I would love to make that neck, just to be able to like, like have it so you could like lay down in it and then like walk around and have like, maybe silly string come out of the front of like the little cannons.

That sounds so expensive. It's tight, right? Yeah, and it's got that comb up top. I'm not being funny. That wig made your real hair look like a wig. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. No, Jess is cute.

Jess is gonna love. Lost she's here. You should hear like a week. We should have brought them out. I don't know if that's how it happened. You see easy mode. You know Jess is cute. Jess is gonna love. Lost she's here. You should hear like a week. Yes. You should be, when we introduce her to Marcus. That'll be, Marcus is our production designer who makes all of our sets and everything like he made the laser team costumes.

You know, the original designs. Yeah, I wanna be Marcus. Yeah, you'd love it. You should see a shop over in stage two. We'll bring you over there. You'll love it. Go be the busiest guy in the company, right? Just, yeah, he's awesome.

He's just really, he did my car. So, I worked with him on it. We've seen his car. Gave him the concept for it, and then he got a graphic designer, and he found the rap company that did it and everything. We could do the diva, did the diva, that's what I was thinking.

The diva shoe with that, because she's into like, and like, tech and all that stuff. So maybe we could do like a, she's almost like working on the car or something. Yeah, well you're working while you're here. Yeah, I actually brought Dar Shell Stevens out and Michael Boebery so that we could

do photo shoots and stuff. Well, that's so awesome. Yeah. Always working. I love it. I'm addicted. Yeah, just take a vacation and not work. No, because I'll usually go to some place

that I like want to take photos of. Like it's like we go to Hawaii and I'm like, I'm like, like a pretty like four costumes to this. I guess if you wanted to take a real vacation, you'd have to go somewhere she that I like want to take photos of, like it's like we got a Hawaii and I'm like, I'm like, I'm pretty like four costumes to this. I guess if you wanted to take a real vacation, you'd have to go somewhere she that looked like shit. And it's like, oh, there's nothing to take a picture of here. Yeah, but I didn't mean to hit my wings. I think that's indicative of like when you do something

you like, like you're always, it's never like a grind, right? We work 80 hours a week so we don't have to work 40 hours a week. Right, yeah. I can understand that. I work five hours a week so I don't have to work 40 hours a week. Right, yeah. I can understand that. I work five hours a week so I don't have to work 40. Yep, get out. And this is one and a half of them right now.

We always joke about how little work people do. But you actually are always busy, Gus. I'm always running around. I mean, I can't say whether it's useful stuff you're working on, but you are always doing stuff. It always looks busy. Like whenever I go into the VR room, he's always like, gone. He just looks angry. That's the George Cassanza method of looking busy. You look angry. room, he's always like, gone. He looks angry.

That's the George Cassanza method of looking busy. You look angry. I'm always setting up shit. We did something the other day that was really cool. I've been working on that for a long time. Hopefully that will come out soon. Yeah, we talked about our enough topic. Okay.

It's a pretty cool new technology stuff. Had James Buckley on the topic, who I'm excited about, but not many Americans know who he is. The audience reaction was pretty positive, everyone said that he really fit in, that it went well. Huge in the UK. He was walking around here with his GoPro.

Yeah, it was funny because a lot of people were very pleased to meet him, but Gavin and then Ellie, who's also from the UK, were losing their shit basically. Aw. It was on the In-betweeners. Dude, when you grew up in the UK and you came here, did you make a lot of references to old cartoons and stuff that you grew up with and you try to joke with people?

He's about to build your mind on something right now. I do all the time. Well, what's the cartoon that's different in the US than it is in the... Bob the builder, right? Teenage mutant hero turtles. Who the hell are those guys? Teenage Mutant Hero turtles.

Ninjas are too aggressive for the UK. When I moved pit so I'm hearing them getting called ninjas toast. And I was like, I was like, I was like the reboot or like a sequel or something. And they're like, I have no idea what it was. Did they have British accents? No.

Is everything's identical except- I can't even know. Except ninja was too violent. So they took out the word ninja. And I think they replaced the ninja. Should I shredder, like, greater or something? Or like, greater or something or like- Greater? No, everything else was the same I think.

One of the weapons was replaced, and Ninja was emmitted. Yeah, Ninja was replaced. I do not know. I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know. I do not know, like,

I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like, I do not know, like in Star Wars Episode 2, there's a headbutt that is removed in the UK version.

Yeah, like Obi-Wan headbutts. Obi-Wan headbutts, yeah, Django Fett, when they're fighting. And that's removed from the UK version because they don't, like, they don't want to promote headbutts. No, headbutts are a big deal in the UK. Really? If there's headbutts in games too,

it gets a, adults only rating equivalent. I'm playing the hero titles. Thanks for not playing the end of the mics. Yeah. So weird. So, 10 playing the end of the mics. Yeah. So weird. So we had the time in the slot. We got about 10 minutes. I want to read another tweet here.

Please do. Who is this Fang Zero added you and asked, did you guys hear about that kid who got in trouble for calling another kid a Hanzo main? What? Oh, I didn't hear about that. It was like a disciplinary report was written up. Yeah, so the parents were super happy about it.

Yeah, I think it was like some young girl called another kid, a Hanzo main, is it insult? He's still the Hanzo main. And the teacher, we don't know what this means, but it was said in a derogatory manner. I mean, if you live on the internet, it's pretty trash. It's pretty mean.

Hanzo, you get out. It's pretty, that's a quality burn, wherever you are. You're gonna go far in the world. We used to get disciplinary reports that fans would send us when they got sent home because of Red versus Blue merchandise. And it was usually not even stuff like anything

that had an obscenity out of there, anything like that, which I've tried to avoid over the years. Was that a six to nine? No, because it was one of, it said blue army on the, on the chest. And the teacher saw it and said, that's a racist thing. And the kid was like, no, it's not racist. And he waits to show on the chest and the teacher saw it and said that's a racist thing and The kid was like no, it's not racist anyway. It's this show online What could I know I know that it's a racist gang thing? Bloods and crips. Yeah, it's like a racist gang thing is the way it was written up in the disciplinary report

And also then somebody had a shirt the shirt that just said blarg on it. That was it They got written up for They got written up for it. I'm afraid to turn it up. I'm afraid to turn it up. It's a nice shirt. They got sent home log. Yeah. Rift's original number was 69, too.

That's true, but we got rid of it because of that. Yeah. I wouldn't have got rid of it. I know what it kept it. I forgot about that. Should we have put you in? You don't swear in any videos. So 69 isn't swearing.

Well, you know what I mean? It's like deemed to be infant offensive. I don't think I knew what that was until I was like 15. So you were 15? Yeah, 69. OK. Do you think if you brought back what that was until I was like 15. So you were 15? Yeah, 69. Okay. Do you think if you brought that? The short back.

This is why I'm here. Just waiting Jessica to finish the story. I think it would sell if you brought back the 69 Griff's shirt. Limited run? Oh, we're actually, we're actually thinking about that for, uh, uh, upcoming due in some retro shirts. It's been bandied about. Oh, is that why people keep asking me what my favorite old shirt is?

Right. Oh, okay. I mean, I could do it because all my favorite old shirt is? Right. Oh, okay. I mean, I could do it because all my original old shirts, they look pretty high these days. They're like 15 years old almost. And somebody was asking, do you have the designs for the original old shirts, the Jersey shirts?

I'm like, no. I said, just look at the shirt and remake it into your seconds. Yeah, pick. Like, what we'd like to have original designs, I go, I made them in like five seconds. And the fact that I designed them means they're shitty. You can make them instantaneously. You just have to figure out what the font is. That's it.

And I know what the font is. Impact. That's right. You're done. Easy. Easiest design job ever. Type two words or type a word into the number. That's it.

You're done. Yeah. I mean, the harp I would be remembering what the numbers were. I think I remember them all. Yeah. I forgot that Griff used to be 69 though. Now is he 22? Yeah, 22. Yeah, Simmons was 42. Mm-hmm. Sarge was 51 51.

Caboose was negative one. Mm-hmm. Church was 13. 13. Tucker was Tucker was Tucker had we took her head one right? Mm-hmm. It was um Tucker was in 69. I guess that the part of his personality had been established yet Tucker wasn't 69, he said in a part of his personality had been established yet. The text was at double zero. 69, he's in that hood. That was Tucker. Tetsu we got so many returns on because-

Tucker, seven, oh yeah. The shirt was black print, she was an invisible character for most of the first season. Yeah. She was cloaked. So her shirt was a black shirt with black printing on it. But it should have been clear. What?

Go ahead, say it again. Should have made a clear shirt. Clear printing? Okay, we'll get on that. No, I don't like like shaving. A clear shirt, like a rain mac fabric was just plastic. Mesh. Mesh.

Mesh. Mesh, what a bit awesome. A mesh shirt. The Tucker shirt that sold really well was the voucher cabal. Yes. As Jason, why you try to look it up? Just as Jason. Oh yeah. He'll remember. All my things are dead. you try to look it up, just as Jason. Oh yeah, he'll remember.

All my things are dead. When the battery goes dead, it just feels gross. Is it hot? No. I started typing a new text message, a type Tucker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, would you like, this might just be me being weird out. Would you dump all your information out of your iPhone? Does it feel lighter to you? Or am I just? What? maniac. You're maniac. Well, that am I just- What? maniac. Your maniac. Well, that's technically day 10.

Wait, explain this one. I know, whenever I dump all my photos or video, or for some reason, my iPhone feels lighter. And I don't know if that's just me being like, ah. Do you delete your videos after you dumped them out? Yeah. I try to clear everything out.

Because I don't back anything to the cloud. I don't know. Yeah, I don't blame you for that. Yeah. You're waiting for that to go wrong, right? Yeah, it's just a matter of day It does weigh though And I'm out like a full hard drive is really I found an image If you would never like tell but it's right, but what if I can what if that's my Initially yeah, yeah, what was it? I went ahead to conversation. Oh, half No, I've read that before that if you feel a hard drive with all ones I don't want initially. Yeah, yeah. What was it? One half, two conversation. Oh, half.

No, I've read that before that. If you fill a hard drive with all ones, yeah, it's like point something, something of a gram. Yeah, it's a tiny fraction more. Field data. You can feel data. I feel data. You're like Neo from the Matrix.

No! You're connected. So it's so exciting. So did you ahead fill later after I had cut it? Yeah. Speaking of, you know, these old RCT shirts I should also remind people to check out the Rupert Heath store What the fuck do you need?

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You sold on all my bobble heads, you jackass. Now we have no bobble heads left. How much was the bobble head? Like $199? Like $199. Yeah, how much was yours? $100. $100.

Do we have any sellers? It was like $100 in one set and then it was on sale for $100. Marked out. And then it went up to like $100,000 and then you know, anyone buy $100.00 us head. I didn't know what that was. I didn't know what it did. Somebody said I read a comment where somebody did it.

But you should give him something special for buying that. We give him $100.00 a bottle head. That's really a hundred because we said it. Look at the best one. I wrote my balls on it. He can print out his collectible receipt. You should take one pube to the crotch of that customer. That's a great idea. That is a probable idea.

No, that's a great idea. Have you ever sent, like, if you're signing a print or something and sending it, have you ever like glued some hair to it or something weird, like an eyelash? I don't know if I want to actually admit to that. All right. Yeah, why would you, right? Don't admit to that.

It might add value. Sign up to my Patreon top here. We'll get you some cubes and DNA. Oh, man, that's clearly a pub. Oh, I'm going to leave it. You can clone a Jessica. I didn to see it would be herpues. Hey Ryan, what's the name of you? It's going out to like public restrooms.

Some dudes like sniff in this pub and it's Ryan's the whole thing. Good Lord dude. I like the way the spent. Yeah, would you ever get anything like that Gavin? But I didn't get anything. If you're a big fan of somebody. Would I ever buy a pub? Yes. If you could buy Hugh Jackman's pubes.

No. Why would I get him for free? No, I don't know. I would not buy Hugh Jackman's in particular. Really? No. I would. Well, you might be a fan of Hugh Jackman.

Granted. He's a dreamboat. He is a dreamboat. He's a national treasure. He is a national treasure. He's Australian, not Kiwi. How dare you. I didn't say he was Kiwi. Yeah, no, where did that come from? Are you saying national treasure? He's not dream, bro. He's a national treasure. He is a national treasure. He's Australian, not Kiwi. How dare you. I didn't say he was Kiwi.

Yeah, no, where did that come from? You're saying national treasure. He's not from the US, and he's not from New Zealand. He could still be a national treasure for Australia. Did you get mad about the same thing? Did I get mad about what? Someone assuming you met Australia? Kind of hypocrite.

What do I assume I met Australia? For the ostrich? Yeah! I was assuming Australia and that. Ostrich was nice It is you can eat it rare. It looked like bird Yeah, good stuff Have I ridden a kangaroo? Maybe I ever eaten kangaroo. Oh, no, it's quite delicious. Have you ever eaten horse? No, but Adam was telling me about some crazy like horse The way you went in Japan

Yeah, I took him I met up with some Japanese YouTubers. I know and they took us to this place that all they serve is horse. And there was like horse sashimi. Oh my God. I heard that was gross. No, it was so good. I was sad because I knew that I could not eat

that in the United States. Oh my God. I was like, this is so good. What did you like to see? And it was like relatively cheap. It was like, the whole meal was in total, I think about 30 bucks a person. And you had like seven dishes,

seven courses of horse meat. And it was all you can drink either beer or high ball. I was like, I am gonna drink a lot. Never eat a lot of horse. So good. We did a thing. Yes, Bernie always brags that he never gets food poisoning. He's super proud of it.

He never gets full. He never gets full. I'm hungry right now. So, you're right. I'm still hungry. Yesterday I tried to give Bernie food poisoning. Super proud of it. And I also never get full. He never gets full. I'm hungry right now. So you're in your air, I'm still hungry. Yesterday I tried to give Bernie food poisoning. We were in the airport. I tried to. New York airport.

Shit hole airport. Two hour later. One more. What? I love New York. What? Yeah. That's the place where you can order everything via iPad.

We did that. We did that at that place. So we were at that. I was stuck in security because I don't have pre-checked to be like 90 minutes to get through security. He was all sat there already, like, eating my food and stuff. I got him in security because I don't have pre-checked to be like 90 minutes to get through security He was all sat there already like eating my food and stuff I got him in chicken Korean chicken sandwich delicious, and I got myself wait You got him a Korean chicken sandwich delicious in playing

Well, it's nice. It's nice. I spent a lot of time doing security It's a he may have delved into the summer. So I came back he'd already eaten I and I ate my own which was crab cake Spacely, you're a sweet crab and then was like, airport sushi will give you food poisoning. We can do this. So I made him order the biggest sushi platter from the airport. A $45 plate. But yeah, it was like 22 pieces of different stuff.

Did you eat a bowl? Did you eat a bowl? In about five minutes. He wolfed the whole thing down after having had a meal. Yep. And then we were gonna do a follow up video where we would see if you got food poisoning or not, but then we forgot. So basically you just ate a load of sushi. I know for nothing

I just ate all that sushi like for no video you work as coastal if you want to get someone sick on a report sushi She should be like an Omaha or something like Yeah, we've got good sushi Sushi here in Austin which is surprising my favorite sushi in Austin. No one in the coast. You like sushi I love sushi. We'll take you this place You're like yeah, we were looking up how much sushi wouldn't give you mercury poisoning. Yeah, that's a big thing because it was all tuna that I got. It was like a whole tuna platter. It was six pieces of sashimi, four pieces of the giri, and then three rolls cut up, so like six pieces each for three rolls. So

I was just like, God, God, God, God. He did scrape all the tuna. I had to get rid of the spicy mayo. I hate that shit. I just hate it. I hate mayonnaise in general. So I was just like, God, God, God, God. He did scrape all the way to the mayo. I had to get rid of the spicy mayo. I hate that shit. I just hate it. I hate mayonnaise in general. So I got the judge to tell me that I could take it out. I'm okay with mayonnaise. Yeah. Mani's good. This is the thing with Gavin.

He goes back and forth on mayonnaise all the time. Apparently I'm not consistent. You're very inconsistent on your opinion of mayonnaise. I think it just goes up and down based on how much mayo I've had. Like if I'm mayoed out, then the idea of mayo is just... Does mayo, no, does it let me show you this does Mayo lead to more mayo or Mayo lead to less mayo. I think mayo more it would lead to less. Yeah, you watch you had it's very bad things that more of leads to more of

We're apart from maybe heroin Okay, they're good to do very good. What'd you just say? What'd you say? No, no you said sex. I said sex. Yeah, more sex leads to more see I think I have a weird libido. I'm gonna give you too much information here. I think I might be able to look at those backwards from everybody else's where the more sex I have, the more sex I want to have.

So my libido stacks. Like, if I, like when you go with that sex for a long time, usually people like, I gotta get fucking laid, you know, or just like, I gotta have sex. The longer I go with that sex, I actually, like don't want it as much. And then once I have sex, then it starts to stack. Do you not wink more? I mean, I guess so. I mean, otherwise it's like it's a maintenance for a dude. I'm asking you to start to think about it. I have to get it on

a fan-tip. After your event on the plane, did you want to do that more? Wait, it's bringing that up every time we have a female guy. Wait, what happened to all the playing? I had a white dream on a plane. That's amazing. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. What was the dream? I don't remember the dream itself. I don't think it was anything like eventful.

The dream, but I just woke up and I had an accent on a plane back from Scotland. Oh, where did you clean it up? What did you do? I just, yeah, that was a problem. I got rid of my underwear and I went to Manila. It just smelled like a bunch of dogwood trees Just like crumbled it up and like shoved it in the airplane bathroom trash consistency different

I just comes out as foam came out inflated It came out as a baby, but I feel like the The sleep ones are more liquidy. Yeah, more just like a spilled water than, you know, spilled mail. But the placement of it was like, I don't normally, I don't normally ejaculate with my underwear on. So, they kind of throws off the whole like control experiment, you know.

Do you have like the slimy residue as well? Go ahead. Pre-com? Pre-com? No, well, the thing is, is that my one that I had was pretty much just pre-com. It was like, when did you have one? After my ballac surgery, because I couldn't do anything

for a while. Got it. Yeah, it's also... Girl's Day. Half. What? Dreams. That was a...

That was... That was all I wanted to talk about. That was the title of this week's podcast. Girls don't have girls don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, but I can't wait to see the gift version of that with the, the text under it. They slowed it down. No, they don't,

I don't think so at least. It's almost like you in the middle, it's like it happens and you're leading up to it and then you wake up and then you go, ah! And then you and then you have to do it. You have to you have to you have to finish stuff off. Yeah, yeah, because when you dream There's nothing that can help unless you're like The thing you just described like being a guy all the time basically. Oh, yeah Waking up all the time and being like I want to have sex with them. So you would never wake up and just leave it

Yeah, no when it yeah, but you wake up from it. You're obviously or you just go Wake up I do I just call right Well, it's helpful this time here because Arizona two hours behind so I'm not waking him up? I got, I was getting, putting his pants on. I got to go help burning with his wet dream. What? Well, it's helpful this time of year because Arizona's two hours behind, so I'm not waking him up when I call him. There you go. I caught him actually.

Is it weird to believe in a place where there's no time, daylight savings? Did you say believe in a place? Because we're real. No, no, it's a weird to live in a place where there's no daylight savings time. No, it's nice. It's not, apparently, UMA is the most

suned area in the entire planet. And I don't understand why they haven't put solar panels everywhere and powered the entire fucking planet. Did you see there's a tool on Google Maps you can use that tells you, you put in your address and it tells you how much sun your address gets in a year. And where it makes economic sense for you to install solar panels.

If I was really, how does it know about a tree or something? Like you're using the satellite data. They overlay the satellite view and then they put the amount of sun on top of that. That's wicked. To show you. And then just a slider where you put how much money you spend on electricity

and they tell you like what the break even point is for solar panels. I've been looking into solar panels a whole bunch because I want to put a whole bunch on my bus. So we can have like a solar panel bus on my cat bus. So we can drive around and just have that going on. Oh yeah, you should have like a solo cat bus on my cat bus. Great idea. So we can drive around and just have that going on. Oh, you should get hot tub for the bus.

You could also get, I think, probably if you break hard, then everyone get wet. Yes, it's a wash out. Yeah. So, but the, I love these builds. Like, you can look at people who have done it with school buses and stuff like that. Oh my gosh, it's so great. And they build like tiny houses, exactly right.

It's really cool stuff. I can tell I'm getting older when And they build like tiny houses, exactly right. It's really cool stuff. I can tell I'm getting older when I start talking about tiny houses. Yeah. I'm gonna take my home on the road. Yeah, we're gonna have a job. We have a job.

We have a bike. So would you do like a tour of your own? Yeah, I was thinking I would go and grab a bunch of my friends and stuff and like other photographers. And I want to say a great show into itself. We actually got to do that. We're gonna go on the bus. We're gonna be cosplay on the bus or cosplay on the bus.

Or just cat bus. The let's players like Achievement Hunter in Fun House. They're going on tour. They're doing an East Coast tour in a couple of weeks. On bus is going to be shit. Dude, that's going to be, I just want cameras on the bus. I don't care about anything else. That's all you need now.

Think bus. Yeah, two before. Bruce is a nightmare. Bruce fought. He fought constantly. Michael fought good. Bruce fought. I think Bruce fought more hours than he is awake. Like Bruce might be more fart than man.

I like that. I wanna meet him. It's like a fart man. Fart's funny man. All right, well it's about time to wrap this up. All right, so I want to thank everyone for watching. We got Tri-Hard Podcast coming up next, and we'll be back again for another special episode on Thursday

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