Rooster Teeth Podcast - Greg Miller: Mr. Hard Nips 2016 - #389

Episode Date: August 16, 2016

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I do I do, that was great. They said it would never, it was not gonna move. This is the date. They had 10 years to pick a release date. Nobody was pressuring them. Oh, no one was pressuring them. I mean, nobody expected to come out, right? It's like, they're not gonna release this date.

They're not gonna pick a date. They pick a date. And then it's still late. Well, so the best thing about it, and I keep saying this is when we did the event, they ended it with a joke where the date when it announced it said November 30th, 2016, and then the thing kind of ticked back to September,

and everyone's like, ah! And now it's like, oh, in November 29th, you should just, it was prophetic. Yeah, they were there doing it. They did that? I didn't even know they did that. Thanks for watching, Bernie.

Thanks for all your support. My pleasure. I was there, second row, right behind Epping Meal Time, yeah. Yeah, but then you got a verse. I watching Bernie. Thanks for all your support I was there second row right behind Epic mealtime. Yeah I was supposed to be on stage when was this for what Don't even worry about it. You just like All of your fucking appearances. It's so hard to keep the most right you're like gamer of the year That's right mister genius

I was a game Best friend Fucking award that Greg so rough of you with the amazing roof Yeah This come on this one though, too So you did that it was a it was the specific Sony event, right? This is Gordon's gum on his, I can't really watch my tears. That is gum on this one though too. So what, so- The closer you're gum. You did that, it was the specific Sony event, right?

It was like a special Sony, it was like- There's a square, a square annex, a little fancy 15. Launch release date announcement event. So guess why did you go to this thing? I was supposed to be on stage with him. Oh, did you cut him out? Yeah, I cut. So I got a tattooed dream.

I was like, I've been working on that. I got the long play for cutting guys out. I just sat in their green room and I just ate everything. It was like, whatever. Was there anyone good in the green room? Shout out to the guy on the chair. What is the discussion where you could cut? Like, how does that work?

It was, hey, the show's running a little long. Oh, we're working on it. We're probably going to move you from the main show to the post show It's like okay, wow and the black cloak behind him with a sight and then it was fine And then yeah, yeah, then it's on the post show waiting off stage and it's like all right. Thanks for coming to everybody You can watch all the videos online like okay I'm flying a serious L.A.

I'm going home. Good use of it. We were already there for the doom thing. All right. I was like that would of us Yeah, so it was like all right Yeah, and it was no big deal. Honestly, I'm such a big fall fantasy fan like I didn't care I was happy to be there plus the whole the event the host work absolutely amazing I was a fantastic event. Okay, we had fun with you though That was good having you and you up there kind of like made it even better because we just got to chill in the green And you sound like full of shit No, I'm not having guts and Jeff there made it better.

Dude, better? Nothing, nothing like getting psyched up for an event and you have all this adrenaline, you come back into your room and there's Gus. Dude. Yeah, we're like, they were on stage doing their rehearsal and it was already eating like in the couch like, I didn't know what's up. Greg has absolutely nailed Gus's slouch, which is incredible. I worked for you on this slide.

Oh no, it's a thing of beauty and that's how I know about it. It's when we were here and you guys came and you're like, let's wind and dynamo and try to get him to join Let's Play. And we're in a meeting and there's Gus. It's a sign of respect. That's how comfortable you are with this. That's how comfortable I am. That's how Gus I am being in the moment.

It's how much you don't give me the most good advice I've ever met. I am the Gus's Gus that ever gust a Gus. What's the most important person I've ever met. I am the gussest guss that ever gussed a guss. What's the most important person you've ever done that in front of? The most important person. I do it in front of a mirror a lot. Nice. Damn.

Fucking, if this wasn't a Tash, I would drop it right now. Just get it over. Fucking, just get the whole table over. Just destroy everything out here right now. So who's the guy behind Final Fantasy? Is there like an author? It's Bob. It's Bob. It's Bob. It's Bob. It's Bob. It's the director of. Fantasy? Is there like an tour? Trabata. Trabata.

Trabata is the director of 15. This game. But it was so. Here's my total exposure to the Final Fantasy franchise. The event that we hosted that you didn't watch. I watched that show. And also my other exposure was because it sounds you didn't know much about what's happening. The guy from Red vs Blue. He's a show Red vs Blue. I heard that you got from Red vs Blue.

His name is Vick. He's based the show. He's based on a real guy named Vic who Matt moved out to LA and about four days later, I'm in a department off Riverside here in Austin. We lived in the department was like man I'd together. It was like 700 bucks a month total. So we were just out of college. Matt moves away to LA to work on this movie that he was doing for visual effects. All of a sudden, knock on my door. I go and answer the door. There's this dude with a billy idol bleach-bomb blonde, spiky haircut on my front doorstep. And I said, can I help you? He goes, oh hey dude, I'm veck. And I go, okay. And he goes, Matt moved into my place in LA, so I'm gonna live with you for a little while. And then literally, he just, I said, okay, come in. He lived on my couch for like four months straight

He spent most of his time in red bikini briefs Yeah, yeah, and that's what he did and the other thing he did is he made me sit down and play final fantasy 7 He made you do this because he's like he was in bikini briefs He was pointing very proactively. He's like dude. How can you not have played this game dude and he sat me down I played it and he did that thing where he sat there watch me like a watch every fucking reaction I have 40 hours yeah, right at least he's just sitting there staring at the side of my fucking head He's a great here, so if anyone wants to live with you They just have to show up and say that they live with you

So I would say the grandfather of Final Fantasy is Sakaguchi. Sakaguchi, yes. He's the creator of the Final Fantasy. And there was some drama there. He was like the dude for a long time. But yeah, him and Vick. He did a great, Sakaguchi did a great video

with Mega 64. I hope you ever saw it. Yeah. Yeah. A creation of Final Fantasy. Well, he just want to get fired. Right. Absolutely amazing.

Those guys get tons of really high profile Japanese developers. They do as you will need to stop working with them. I mean, I mean, just in general like people need to stop working with megast 64. Why? Because here's the deal. It's been one of the other people. Yeah, exactly. Shouldn't we spread it around a bit? Yeah, I mean megast 64. It's like, you know, they clip was in ski, you know, me a moto. They get that stuff Hey, Deo, Kajima. I was gonna say how many many tens are I have to give metal gear games before Kajima comes and does funny videos with me? Yeah, it's like, and then people work with the Mega 64 thing. It's like, we get it.

At first it started, it was a little ironic. But it's, the joke's gone on too long. It's, it's time to like, you know what I'm saying? I'm gonna put on some pants. I'm gonna, enough of the shorts, you know what I'm saying? There was a joke. Well, I mean, it's a joke that people like, act like they wanna work with Mega 64.

Oh, I got you. We've done that joke sometimes as well. It's not true, you know? It's, it's time to retire that thing. We all get it. We've all heard that joke of like, act like they want to work with Mega 64. Oh, gotcha. We've done that joke sometimes as well. That's true. You know, it's time to retire that thing. We all get it. We've all heard that joke of like, oh yeah, I'm dying to work with Mega 64. Exactly.

That's the only reason I watched out, E3 coverage is just so I can see what the hell Rocco is gonna do with this. This year he just have to be walking by randomly. Like, I bumped into him. Oh, we didn't plan that one? In the hall, I know. Like, I bumped into him like two minutes before he went on

and there was like, whoever was supposed to be on at the time was delayed. He's like, oh hey, just want to jump on? He's like, okay, like no prep, no nothing. Just like spur the moment off's top of his head. He was like on the stream. Be serious here for a second though. Rocco has a very specific kind of humor that I really think only Rocco understands the methodology of it. After the appearance at E3 this year, Rocco, I never seen Rocco like that afterwards. He was like, that was no good.

Do you remember that? And he was like, give away all the secrets of him. He was like, I gotta go. And he left, but I don't know what the secret are. I'm trying to learn what the secrets are. Like that performance to me that he had on this year's E3, that one of the year before, were so fucking funny to me.

But I bet you had before he came off stage and was like killed it. Yeah sure was amazing. Well we knew what he did. What do you do, I D3? He's just Rocco. I mean it's like we really don't know until Rocco shows up. We do not know what Rocco is going to do. And you kind of like you honestly you just kind of try to stay out of his way.

It's the way it works. But it's something about this time. He was like I don't know what it was but he was not happy the performance this year in E3. Do you think that's fair statement? Yeah, I go with it. Yeah. He's a he likes to perfect his craft. Yeah. And I think he was he was not happy with that. It's madness. So this past weekend, uh, mega 64 stuff. There's a message to the magic. Right to read'm sorry. I'm not right to read it. We need to put it in the Megas 64. This past weekend, my mother came up and visited me. And I asked her.

I said, yes, thank you. It was really great appearance. I asked her, I said, if you have any old VHS tapes around the house that I made while I was in high school, bring them up. So she brought me like this bag of VHS tapes. Incidentally, I think the first video I ever edited in Premiere is on a VHS tape in my office right now.

Nice. I made it with like Premiere 2 in like 1990. Yeah. You put it in a computer and then back onto a tape. I took it from a tape onto a computer back onto a tape. Because you couldn't really watch it. It was like, you had to put it on a VHS for anybody who would be able to see it.

You said no, how's you going to do anything like that? And one of the tapes she brought me was in this case. Nice. Which might be the most 90s thing I've ever seen. Like, there was an hour tape. There was, you're running that page in EP, aren't you? Yeah, there was a time in the world where you would walk into the store and this was on the shelf unironically.

Like this was a product. Like a tea, presumably a team of people decided this is the best way to sell our VHS tape. So that was LP and was EP. EP was the six hours. That's how you got the X in a play. It's the L play, long play and standard play.

I think my VHS could only do SP and LP. I didn't get EP to L this day. Well EP, it was the tech, you remember the quality dropped terrible so significant because it was like so much more crammed into it. Yeah, so what's the T120 though? What does that mean? T120 is VHS T160. That's right. It's the highest quality it could record for 120 minutes. Yes. Oh, I never

made that connection. Yeah. What was the resolution? Six four by four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like good day and a log. Guys, what was the resolution? 640 by 480? Yeah, good day. And a log. Guys, what was the Reagan administration like? What's that? What was the Reagan administration like? You know, I actually remember when Reagan got shot and I thought to myself,

that's what happens to presidents, they get shot. Cause I had only heard about presidents getting assassinated. So the president got shot and I was like, oh yeah, that's just what's happened. When you're a kid, that's like the most exciting thing about presidents. Which are the ones who got shot and killed? killed yeah and i had never heard of any other presidents so i thought oh yeah it's totally normal this is supposed to happen he knew what he's get he signed up for so we're

paired in america between like the nineteen sixty three and nineteen seventy five or say we're paired between like nineteen seventy six and two thousand six thousand but i mean a lot of people got shot like there was somebody getting assassinated like once every couple years years. Like, I mean we have shootings now, but back then it was like raw assassinations. No, back then it was like important people. Now it's just normal people. Because that was the old thing. It used to be able to just like,

I'm just normal person going to the mall. Nothing bad happened to me. I'm not running for public office. It's like the change from broadcast television to YouTube. Used to be, you had to be someone special to be. You said the children. And only a tale to be famous. Anyway, it can be, anybody can be on the internet and great if you

look at that like what's the difference between the early eighties when it was only people that were in political power that were in danger yeah and then later today people now just going to the mall and danger what's the main difference mega 64 thank you very much that's what I thought you got there before me with that is what I think for it wasn't around in the 80s right and we were just shooting all these lanky people and then Rocco and they're up to something they're up to something bring a full circle I you you idiot it's been playing no-minds guy fuck yeah we have yes specifically avoiding it Greg and I recorded a game time why why have you been avoiding

it to be here's why out of respect to the game because I know that game I think that I would become addicted to that game and I can't afford right now to become addicted to the game because I know that game, I think that I would become addicted to that game and I can't afford right now to become addicted to that game so I'm wholesale avoiding it. He's driving us dinner tonight. He's like, oh yeah, no miss. God that sucks. I don't know why you were doing it. You were into it. We were just, you were watching me play today and you were saying how much you liked it. I'm trying to convince himself. He knows you don't have to try to do that. Don't give up. Why not? Why not? I mean, that's great coping mechanisms. I'm working out and come back to us. Play video games. That's fun. I think that I hated that. I think I hated that game the coping mechanisms. I'm working out and come back to us. Play video. It's that fun. I think that I hated it. That's a fat side.

I think I hated that game the first five hours I played it. And then like something snapped and then I loved it. I know the bit that snapped for me is when I could finally get a new slot every time I go to a space station. I was like, now this game's fun. I'm only nine hours in. Yeah. Well, once I discovered it right and I was just, I kept making the bypass chips.

And I'm like, going there, I'm like, yep, send me making the bypass chips. And I'm like, go in there, I'm like, yep, send me to a drop ship. All right, here we go, new inventory slot, because I want to keep collecting the gold, so I can trade in the gold, so I can make spots for more gold. Sounds like we're having a lot of stuff. I just last night got a new warp reactor.

Whew, that will let me go further. I was talking to Jeremy and Ryan about all this stuff. Like, oh yeah, do you go to the space anomalies and like, go to the atlas Interface and all that stuff. No, we just know like we talk about I was like Well, I you know, then you can go through a shortcoming be go through a black hole and Jeremy's like oh I've just been like farming gravetino balls and just selling them and going back for like nine hours I was like okay, so you're not really playing the game. They haven't learned how to play the game yet

Yeah, that's I don't know what I was talking about and that's the thing I think with no man, so you're not really playing the game. They haven't learned how to play the game yet. Yeah. I didn't know what I was talking about. And that's the thing I think with No Man's Sky is, you can play the game you want to, but ultimately you need to play the game, it wants you to play. I can have a game. It's almost like, it's almost like, it's gonna sound like it's gonna be kinda douchey,

but it's almost like learning to speak a new language. It's like, there's all these unfamiliar elements, you're like, what's the best way to interact with all of this? And like really learning from the ground up, what you're supposed to be feeling. If you want to learn a language, just touch a knowledge stone. That's what I said.

I still keep going up to these goddamn aliens, and I'm like, I've touched a million knowledge stones. I'm touching stones left and right. I just put them all over my face. And I said, oh, there's just like traveler. Like, motherfucker, I've learned other words. Yeah, it's like blah, blah, blah, blah, friend, blah, blah, blah.

He wants your god. I'm like, I don't know, take it. The game's kind of shallow in this words. Yeah, it's like blah, blah, blah, blah, friend, blah, blah, blah, blah. He wants your God, I'm like, I don't know, take it. The game's kind of shallow on this end, I'm sure I'm gonna get it back. That's good. Well, the big fuck up, of course, is if you swap your ship out, if you pre-ordered and then you swap your ship out for one that does not have a hyper drive, and you don't have the hyper drive blueprint,

and then you're fucked. Right, is that true? Yeah, because if you pre-order, you get a pre-order bonus ship, which has a hyper-drive pre-installed, so you never get the hyper-drive blueprint. So in later on in the game, if you swap your ship out for one that does not have a hyper-drive, you cannot build a hyper-drive, so you are stuck

and you cannot warp. Well, I landed the other day at one of the outposts, right? I wanted like, you know, like spinning thing on like all the other ships laying down. And I went in the outposts, did whatever, talked to, you know, they have that like spinning thing on like all the other ships laying down. And I went in the outposts, did whatever, talked to Naly and left. I went and collected some stuff and I came back to where my ship, I parked it

on the outpost thing and it was gone. And I was like, I was fucking weird. Like I left and another ship came and landed and then spun around and went into the ground. And I'm like, oh, the ship's going the ground. No big deal. I walked around it, jumped on it, left, came back, and then I walked up to the terminal,

and it's like, oh yeah, you can do this, but you have to make a bypass ship. It's like, wait, what the fuck, like you guys parked this here, like I didn't know, you didn't tell me, it was like, it's like, fucking free parking. It's like a complimentary valley. Exactly, exactly.

You get toned, there's no number of like, a more, I'm trying to find iron, just to make the goddamn bypass ship. Oh my god. One thing I wish you could do easier is like, sometimes if you go in slow and something is really far I'd be like you'll get here in eight hours. I want to just fly there for eight hours But you can't you'll always get attacked by some of the space pirates either out there Or I want to go on like a nine hour walk across the planet. I had a pro like you can do that

Yeah, I mean you'll probably have to keep picking up stuff to charge your stuff Of course, but that's the game. The first time I died in that game was because of a really stupid bug. I don't know, bug question mark. I don't know. Maybe it was my fault. Maybe it's a feature. Maybe it's a feature.

I don't. Maybe I'm not speaking the correct language yet. But there were enemies in space. I was in space. I was in the space station. Enemies were nearby. So I leave the space, I was in the space station. Enemies were nearby. So I leave the space station, and I'm looking for them, and I can't find them because they're parked in the space station.

They parked? They weren't parked like, you're supposed to park, they were parked like on the edge. So I was like, shit, so I tried to shoot them, but as I'm trying to shoot them, I get back into the space station. So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna leave, and I'm gonna try to shoot them on my way out. I'm trying to shoot them on my way out,

but my shots go past them into space, and a friendly ship is coming into the space station. And I shoot it, and I'm like, way out. I'm trying to shoot them on my way out, but my shots go past them into space, and a friendly ship is coming into the space station, and I shoot it, and I'm like, oh, so then Sentinel spaceship show up, and I'm like, you know what, I'm fucking them like, all right, so I killed them, I'm like, all right, I made it, then more show up, you're like, no, fuck. I like that there's like, oh, there's five,

I gotta do this, like, there's a, there's a, there's a, I'm told, I'm misunderstanding, I can do that. So I'm gonna stick, but the problem with sensor where enemies there, I couldn't warp, I couldn't use the pulse drive. It's like, I had to do something to address that situation. I was coming into a planet's orbit

and landing on the planet and it was like, brrrr, you know, alien, or enemy ship, you have enemy ship and like, well, whatever, and I land, and I run around, I'm great, climb back into ship hours later, take off, and it's like, enemies, you can't warp, you can't do anything, I flew out,

I'm like, I'm gonna find these motherfuckers and they were caught like in the stratosphere of the planet and the outside outside so I would start coming in and I could get a few shots on them and then I'd start landing I'm like no, God I keep coming back in come on come back in one Very nice. I I think I like the game. I'm not sure. It's a game I don't like it. I'm 20 hours in I'm still the fence. Yeah, it's like a Medicine we're going we're going back. It's like this reminds me of people and Fountain Bansy 13 fuck you this is not final

13 it gets good 12 hours in and it's like 80 hours in 80 hours in it opens up fuck you You know this is not that at all. This is just very much like there's a loop There's just this loop over and over again of more inventory slots to get more inventory slots more stuff to get a better ship and do this if you're it's So I'm craft without the actual building So I'm pretty sure it's good and that you should get it But one thing that pisses me off and I'm wasting all my time like if you do something over and over again It sucks you're wasting time doing it whenever you are boosting towards a planet and then you know You're going this like an island building or something you come into orbit

Into the atmosphere, but you're way too far away from it still so I always boost back out and then come back down directly on top of it And it saves you like 30 seconds. Oh way more than that way more than that and then as you're coming down you're decelerating Yeah, so it's like I try to go where I'm going in the planet point it up Yeah, that way you're like accelerating or keeping a good speed I up. Yeah. This whole time that way you're like accelerating or keeping a good speed. I'm in your die count for that second. I come in, I go back up, I flip upside down so I can see exactly where it is and then I like coming like this. These are the real problems Neil Armstrong had to do with. So why don't people just play elite? I mean, no, because it's a more... This is a lot more robust game at this point. I mean, no man's guy sounds like it's going to be a great game.

It's weird, it's got the same problem Destiny has. And it's odd because it's got a very similar interface watching Greg Blightday. It looks like the aesthetic for the menus and everything. When you're looking at Washington, you're saying how good it looked and you wanted to play it. Before you talk shit in the car to your fiance, just want to look cool. Yeah, exactly. Like you're a fucking big jock man over here. Don't like nerd games. Please take it easy. I love exploring games. Gus would hate playing while with me because I would go and explore the map and like unlocked it. It was awful. Yeah, he hated it. I'd find him and you'd be like surrounded by bats. What the fuck are you doing? Help me! Help me!

But your 15 levels too low for your family. If I'm not exploring that part of it. Have you guys found stuff that's found by the people? Yes. Once. There's one planet I've been to. What are the other ships that I saw him playing? The other ships? That's impossible. I have found planets and animals. And maybe a couple of plants that have been discovered by other people. And it's always disappointing to me. Because you scan that and you're like, Motherfucker.

There's like, there's actually discovered this. There's money locked into that, right? It is that thing of like, I'm scanning and like, I don't even rename shit anymore, right? No, no, no. There's too much of it. I had stuff for my convenience. Anthony Cost. You know? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a galactic terminal on a planet surrounded by gold. I just called it that galactical terminal. I need to go back to it. Yeah, smart.

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No, no god no. Yeah, it's like to To and a half maybe Bring Xbox one or the one from Amazon Prime now. Let's get one here right now Yeah, I went in the go in the know Oh, yeah, but I'll just say the complaint that I that I hear the most about No man's guy is basically the same thing as destiny, which is People are saying I I really don't like this game that I'm spending every single Way of my life playing. And that was like Destiny.

People were complaining about Destiny while playing it like 80 hours a week. Yeah, I'm doing the exact same thing. I was complaining nonstop about No Man's Sky for hours as I was playing it. What about it? Just like inventory management is terrible. Right. Inability to move upgrades. Like let's say you have an upgrade on your multi tool, right?

If you want to move it, because they don't tell you a lot of things. Like if you put an upgrade close to other upgrades, sometimes you get harmony. They change. And you can get like synergy and you can chain them together. If you put one, yeah, you didn't know that did you. If you put one in the wrong place, you want to move it, you can't move it. You got to destroy it and then you got to make a new one. Yeah, I like the fact that I can't see what technology I could make because of not the free slot.

Yeah. Is there always that? That's always the game wrong. Yeah, I like the fact that I can't see what technology I could make because I'm not a free slot. Yeah. Is there always that? That's always the game, I think I've upgraded a green laser thing. I think I've crashed something. Yeah, it's like, oh, I didn't want to make anything else. Let me make this.

Oh, I need to stuff. For me, this is the thing I keep hanging my hat on with the game. I'm enjoying it, and I'm having a good time with it. And I keep going back to the fact of when I sat down to the three, two, threes ago, with Sean Murray talked about it, the way he talked about it sounds so much like Minecraft when it first started. Where Minecraft started, like now you play Minecraft,

you jump in and you know all the recipes because they're there in the game. And that was not the case, right? Like Minecraft is what really pushed Wiki's forward in terms of like people getting together and sharing information. And I really feel that if this game can survive, which I think it's going to,

that's the same case here, where it's going to be every update Gives you something major to this game where it's like oh cool. You hated this But we fixed that and here's this and there's that you know keep going to the point where it's completely different by the end I'm just gonna destiny too like you like you it's like oh you got strange coins and then oh Asher has an Xbox Xbox Go actually bring us a PS4 team. I can't believe I was this wrong about it Look at that is that that motherfucker. I was wrong. I only reason I know that is because at home

I touch it there we go. I first for Greg. I know to touch the Xbox one I stacked my Xbox one is on top of my ps4 at home No, I mean even this I was arguing that it was way smaller here. It's bigger. Yeah, it's bigger man And once this comes out on top one is does have the vertical stand on it Out on top Way The Xbox one does have the medical stand on it. The PlayStation Vita. Out on top. Wait better in the Microsoft portable. The slim is a little, it's a little bit less heavy. Yeah, because I'm always picking up my console, so that's right.

Yeah, it's not trying to make the fucking excuse. It's not like the game you would handle on it though. Oh my god, that's the best portable console of all time. It needs the connect on it there. Oh my god. Damn. Hope that wasn't your home console Into the glass of water

You make that racer-teap my you care Has anyone gone through the process of trying to get the adapter for the connect I need to I need to do that I'm saving it. I'm saving it. What's on there? The Syrian numbers. Is your nomant, is your nomant's guy on there? Yeah, a little more. I will say this, Ashley and JD played nomant's guy.

I mean, it was a little more in the morning. Like, I went to bed and JD's just stayed up and the two of them played it. It's time to tie our time. I asked him the next day, it's like, so what'd you do in the game? It told four of the morning, I don't know. Harvest gold.

Yeah, I don't know what I did. I did the same thing I did every month in a row. It's like I was telling you, yeah, totally. We're like, my girlfriend's in Germany, and so she went to bed and woke up, and she's like, so what was your day? Like I'm like, got a lot of emeral and got a lot of gold.

I'm getting closer to having all the inventory slots, but I'm not there yet. That's the thing, it reminds me of something like Pokemon Go in a lot of ways, where nobody understands exactly how the entire game plays, but that's the fun of it. It's just like hearing things like, you can do that, I didn't know that. You talk to people and you understand. I would just like an area of the game that actually teaches that to you if you want to know. Like I like that it doesn't force anything in your face, but I still want to know it if I want it.

I kind of like the way it is now, now that I've played enough to know what's going on, I like the way it is now, because it's almost like a club, right? Like you were talking with Jeremy and everyone else like, oh, what are you doing? Oh, you're doing that? Oh, you don't get it yet.

It's like, oh yeah, I understand what's up. Well, that was thing, I think that like sites like Kotaku are really going to make this game either thrive or fail in the future over the next year with their blog posts of like, oh, this here and people are gonna read that and be like, oh I'm gonna do that too. I did learn how to expand my inventory because of a polygon video. There you go.

I mean I drove all the way up to here. That was the thing of like you know when I started, I had been doing 20 minute chunks every night every a couple times a day and that's a shitty way to play the game. I really feel like you need to invest it. So Saturday when I sat down I put up a tweet and I was just like, I'm finally jumping in. What's everybody's tip? Like, what do you need to do? And the way you go after the Atlas storyline like this, you wouldn't think to, but you need to. And this, that new, and I was like, Oh, okay, that actually did help in terms of making a more well-rounded

experience. And I like having those conversations. You know, I mean, it is the opposite right of every game that holds your hand is like, All right, extra, this, beat us, this, and that. I have you taught it, do it five times in this room before you got out of it. I haven't really learned much from the internet yet, except that trick where you can melee and... Oh, jump and boost, and you can kind of like sail across the space.

Run melee and boost. Yeah, it's very useful for getting around. You do it all the time now. Yeah, let me, I guess I might need to read here. Do it. When I'm in here, one of the tips of the podcast is brought to you by Harry's. Big Razor companies have the annoying habit of putting out new models and raising their already high prices. I'm not sure if I can do that. When I'm reminded of this episode of the podcast, it's brought to you by Harrys.

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That's harries.com code rooster. Big thank you to Harry's for keeping my cheeks free of facial hair. Oh yeah. Not everything, just here. You see like three times the amount of use out of these raises would be like, raccoon mask, if I don't shave.

Like all of this is like, I really like that Mexican mask if I don't shave like all of this is like I like that Mexican Yes, I am like that. I mean I encourage everyone to We can see that I'm saying that for you Andy. So here's the thing. It's I get a minority report When you shave off all the face hair Like do you just not know what human eyebrows look like or do you just I don't know if you know this. I devise my power from eyebrows. Do you, do you?

Like the power of the universe focuses down, like that, there it is, the brain. Look at that, it's the brain. Why is the universe coming from two directions? It's the, it's actually three dimensional. Just you only can see the two dimensions here. Do you pluck this area in here? No, but there is one

eyebrow hair here in the middle that I will pluck. It's like a unicorn It's like thicker and bigger than all of the other ones. I start growing out. I actually have one of those on each eyebrow I have one hair that's the length of the entire eyebrow and I just I have those in my eyebrows as well actually fucking hates them. She goes on the hunt for them. He's right, he's not making it up, there it is. One of these. Oh yeah, that's a lot of Gavin, that's a lot of one. The goes this way. So when I see it, as I'm shaving my cheeks,

that's when I'm like, oh, gotta plug. Goin' in, gotta grab the universe. I see it, I get the guide for all the others to go again. I'm with this guy. He's like making no man's guide videos for them and they're following. So we got a little something here. A fewhuh a few weeks ago. I'm gonna catch these guys up Mm a few weeks ago we had this discussion, you know

We get food in before the podcast every week and a couple weeks ago We had some in and out brought in oh, yeah, and I was looking at one of the ketchup packets And it said it was tomato ketchup and I said isn't that redundant like isn't all ketchup tomato ketchup And we found out that there are many kinds of ketchup. What? No. And we've got them all here. Oh my god.

We all have the ketchup. We've got all the ketchup here and some french fries. I like to get you guys put a table. You guys put down a table that's literally the size of his other table. My beer's on this one. So we've got standard tomato ketchup. Why is it banana ketchup?

Got banana ketchup? It's blocked out for a reason that I'll get to in a minute. We've got- He wants us to guess what kind of ketchup it is. Blackberry ketchup. What's the difference? That's ketchup.

See this is- Blueberry ketchup. No, this part is bullshit farmers market garbage. Raspberry chipotle ketchup. It's called farmers, Thomas. I will say farmers Susan is like, these look like farmers market stuff. Like chip. It's our farmers, Tom. I will say farmers, Susan, and that's what these look like. Farmers market stuff.

Like you're talking about. But then it can't happen. It's kind of legit. It's very popular in the Philippines. Motherfuckers from San Francisco, you cannot come in and talk about pretentious food. For eight years, you worked across the street from a fucking grilled cheese restaurant.

Hey, don't hit on that. Don't let me. No, there was two of them. There was two't hate that. No, there was too much. There was too and they competed. So I asked what they did. They did. You can also pay $15 right now for the best chicken parm of your life across the street.

How much was the grilled cheese in that place? Oh, you don't want to have $15. You don't want to know. A grilled cheese sandwich was legitimately probably $13. Why do you guys, why do you live in Sierra Francisco? That's where I didn't take us. That's where I didn't take us there. Yeah, you could

In trench now reason trench they got families and shit, so I asked them Ask them to block off the names of the tomato ketchup. She wanted a fancy I said maybe we could put it like in another dish that we nobody knows what makes a lazy ketchup That's clearly I got a green label That's organic that's agree with you. Yeah, that's a gigantic, that's a gigantic, that's the fun thing. We fancy means for ketchup. I think we kind of failed on that. Yeah, that is a good question actually, because they do a fancy ketchup on it too. They do?

That must mean something. And you'll be in the next food. They're going to have a fancy hamburger. I mean, fancy feast. We'll kind of catch a beer. I want to try the nod. The nod. It looks like mustard, that's why I'm going for it.

The nod to ketchup, sorry. Although do you find that if you have an idea of a food in your head and then you have something different, it's wrong? That's the thing is, I think if you just ate this, didn't know it was ketchup. You'd be like, all right, this is a sauce. It's a sauce. It's a banana sauce. It's a banana sauce.

It's a banana sauce. It's a banana sauce. It's a banana. It's a banana. It looks like mustard. That's why I'm going for it. Banana, cacao, sorry. Although do you find that if you have an idea of a food in your head and then you have something different, it's wrong. That's the thing is, I think if you just ate this, didn't know it was ketchup. You'd be like, all right, this is a sauce. It's a banana sauce. You can only get in Japan and there's eight restaurants in the US that can sell Kobe beef.

If you ever see a guy's been to more than eight. I see Kobe beef from the menu all the time. There's always that space. Maybe they're all liars. Every last one of them. This is like champagne or champagne. It can technically only come from champagne. Yeah, but there is an exception.

There are some places in northern California that are allowed to make champagne. Yeah. And more kind of champagne. But does I was telling them that there's eight places in the US. are in the lake make champagne. Yeah, and more kind of champagne. But does I was telling them that there's eight places in the US. I want the Nanners. There's eight places in the US that can sell Kobe beef. Interesting. And everyone else who says they have a Kobe beef burger.

Liars. What? How is it? Is it good? It's fucked up because it just tastes like ketchup. It's just the alley ketchup. Is this vinegar? Let me get one of those.

Can you pass them now? I mean, all the flavor from ketchup comes from vinegar, right? We don't know, Dr. Corm. We said it insults. I didn't even show an amateur reaction. Why did you feed me so many beers? I had two beers. This does just taste like ketchup. I went to go eat chicken wings.

Is the Nanner ketchup great? That's just jam. That's some blueberry ketchup. OK, now you didn't shake this up at all. Oh, that, I'm not happy with that. Hey, that's filled out of the jar. Are you gonna even pour that. Yeah, that's just a ketchup. Basically, they can make anything into ketchup. Yeah, they're just a bunch of bananas. You guys want, it doesn't move. It doesn't, I'm gonna give a shout out to Benanna. What did you just chuck that cup?

That's a blueberry. Oh god, no, no, no. She's a dollar. I will give you a dollar. Gavin, do you mind the watch money I make on Patreon? I don't need you. It's not even taking this. It's not taking.

It's not taking. It's not taking. It's not taking. It's not taking. It's blue bear. Oh god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no cold fries Why is it possible learning nothing from this? No, no, we're having a ketchup. It's just ketchup The blueberry ketchup wasn't anything. This is blackberry. Yeah blueberry like doesn't even taste like anything It's like the water of ketchup's you ate that way too slowly And raspberry chip. I don't really remember this one Did it taste like it's not bad. It's always like maple syrup though So just weird on a fry this is a no go just you can take a sip of this I like the kind of money's taking the hits on this. Oh take a sip of that. Just take a sip. Try get it Do it just a sip just a sip just sit out that a little tonguey. Okay, there it is you got the tonguey

You know when you go to I hop and you like the smells of it Because the other the other service that one is the blueberry one. Yeah, which one is that the last one used for raspberry chipotle raspberry chipotle That one smells dog Yeah, we had the worst waitress tonight. Oh my god, I want to go eat chicken wings with Greg and it was it was horrifying. How about a waitress? You can have the Chipotle in there. Yeah, I'm gonna eat white man's and his pillow. I love Hitler as a bird pillow.

That's it. Make sure bar hugs it tight next time. There we go. That was an apke. Oh, sorry. I'm. That's it. Make sure bar hugs it tight next time. We got napkins. Oh, sorry. I'm gonna go for it. I don't care. I can take those hot crats. Wait, sorry, we knew in the other, I still,

would you like real ketchup? Yeah, well, I mean, like, one time, it's fine. Done, I got it. I was in the hunts and though, like, it looks like it. Do we have it? Do we know what the difference is? Well, who takes a cap of ketchup like that?

Why do you squat it through the hole? I can't get it normally. Clearly. You just pour them all over the bowl. Right. What's the differences? Well, who takes a cap of ketchup like that? Why are you squirting the whole of it? I can't get it normally. Clearly. You just pour them all over the bowl of fries. You never squirted ketchup through a whole? No. Do you open a can of coke with a can of coke?

No, that is not fucking lie, Gus. You've totally... Everyone knows how ketchup works. At some point you've used ketchup, man. You are around people who eat ketchup. You're around humans who eat ketchup. For those of you listening to the podcast, he unscrewed the lid of a top of a flip top like squirt bottles. Oh, then he made a mess of the lid

It's a massive hole you know squeeze the ketchup out of well that they have to compare the different brands All right, the noise. Do I do I have to unscrew that one what's happening here? By the way, Gus hates when you eat on the podcast That's fine Why just handing it to me? What am I doing? You got to test it out. You're going to take off the top and go in there?

I want you to see if you can tell the difference. So I'm going to pour some. We argue about the way that language changes. Yeah. Sure. GIF or GIF, by the way. GIF. GIF.

GIF. You say GIF, I think you said GIF. No. The whole GN crowd said GIF. No, that's not what we all think of. We all think of it and fight about this. I can't comment about that. She's a giff the whole G-n crown said giff no that's not No, I don't know why about this I'm on the other side She's a little misjiff and I'm like little misjiff

Nah Also the spelling of woe and woe that people are How do you spell the word woe? Spell it just spelled If I was to say woe Just spell the word woe W-A-O-A Guys, that is not a word

W-O-A-O-A I would say w-h O-A That's the word That's a word woe is a word woe I want to say journal score That's not a word that never has been a word W-O-A-L-O-I would say W-H. Oh, hey. That's the word. That's a word. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I want to say journal score.

I never has been a word. But that's the way I would just change the line. That's the way I would just talk about it. The internet has a way. You can see the train. The train, the train. I'm like, whoa, whoa, I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you.

I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you.

I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do this to you. Kats up lost. Joe, they lost hard. Kats up lost, right, Gus? That's spelling... I'm sorry, Gavin, but it's like spelling color with you. That's just like... Do you say Kats up? Do you spell it? What? Who are you talking to? I'm talking to you, Gavin. I don't know what you're talking about.

How do you spell ketchup? I'm caught off guard. Kats up is better than the organic one. Really? The hunt's better than the organic one. Let's see what it is. Ah! That's how the country feared.

It's like the 12th century, it's a meadow. Yes. Let's see what it is That's how country fear It's like the generic hb1. Oh, so here's a great story from us San Francisco guys we get in a taxi yesterday and we're going to hb and great. It's like hey Where you go is it can we can we go to heb? The guy just like looks back at Greg like, do you mean HEB? Yeah. It's a Texas grocery store, Texas change. Thank you so much.

I have the Beast Dance for Buts. Yes, it does. Let's grab some of these two. That's true. Howard Edward Buts. So would you like to hear what fancy stands for? Catch up or catch up, fuck off with the pedea. Traditionally, different recipes feature catch up made of egg white, mushroom,

oysters, mussels, walnuts, or other foods. What the fuck? Oyster juice. But modern times, the term without modification usually refers to tomato catch up. Called tomato sauce in Australia, South Africa, and India. It is sweet and tangy sauce. Where's the fucking fancy bit? Hold on one second.

All right, here we go. Fancy. Some catch up in the US is labeled, quote, fancy. This is a USDA grade relating to specific gravity of the catch up. Fancy catch up has a higher tomato solid concentration than do other US. So it's great.

This catch up with bits. It, it's just higher weight. It's more tomato. More dense. That makes sense though. That's actually way denser. Because when you go to the fancy restaurants, they do have that catch up that's like confusing

because it's sweeter than it should be. And it has like the bigger chunks. Yeah, but it's like when you go to the fancy, they make it themselves. So that's like, you know, you're, you're, I don't know if they're applying. Fuckin' restaurant or you eat none.

With ketchup. Super duper burger. Super duper burger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Super duper burger. In the ketchup. I know you were here in squalor of Texas. I know what you're like. Greg, this is what I'm talking about Super brother Greg this is what I'm talking about with the pretentious food in northern California you eat ketchup that has chunks in it

Yeah, Bernie With you come from northern California There's a few things you Here's the thing it's not necessarily chunks, but the way you describe it as the gravity is higher, that's a good way to put it. If I eat a chum in my ketchup, I'm done. I'm walking out of that restaurant. Let me tell you something. Ketchup is fucking disgusting.

Now ketchup is gross. It's vinegar. It is sugar. It is just sugar. I don't want it because I would not want that on every YouTube channel. I do not want to put sugar on everything. I hate it ketchup for 26 years.

I've hated it for way longer than that. I'm actually sad to say I'm okay with it now. I hate ketchup. It's just, it's just like sweetness. I don't know. I don't want any question in my life. I'm afraid it'll change me. Do you eat mustard?

Yeah, I love mustard. Really? You might be the only person I've ever met that will eat mustard, but won't eat ketchup. I'm like the opposite of Jack Patillo. Yeah, no, everybody who's got a little kids palette, like Kerry and Jack Pettillo, little kids hate mustard. They fuck you, I hate, when I was kid,

I hate it mustard. I hate it mustard. When you won't eat a lot of stuff, I imagine, if he doesn't eat mustard. Oh sure, no seafood. Sometimes it'll come in the house and I'll be cooking steak and be like, you cook a seafood in here, I'm like, no,

you don't even know what seafood smells like, you're an idiot. What game are you playing here? So, Gavin I, we had kill baby, that was excellent. And I was, it was not cheap. I'm embarrassed to admit how much money that state costs. Okay, you can take it for a ride though, it's everywhere. You can get it, you can get it, you can get it, you fucking burger king.

Way you. His, his my reason, you get it a while. He's, his wife wasn't expensive. Last time we sat down in that restaurant and we look to the price and we thought No, we'll be sensible. We won't have it and that was four years ago and we regret it for four years It was 160,000 yen. No, it wasn't How much was it? That's not that much

I mean, that's expensive, but it's not like ridiculous. Oh wait wait That's like a thousand dollars. No, I don't think it is. Wait, it's not worth $1,000. $1,000,000, yeah, that's $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1, where we didn't get it, is only really half the price that we paid. But you paid it for twice. Yeah, that's good with it. You got a factor that into the meal. It's true, and we did have to pledge a pan twice. And JD goes, I would like a Kobe beef steak as well.

And I literally said, you can have one next time. I would let, I would just, no way. I'm not gonna, do you think I appreciate that? It was almost, it was a hundred and eighty dollar steak. Was it good? Was it good? It was delicious. And get this, it was a hundred and eighty grams. One dollar per good it was delicious. I get this it was a hundred nautical grams one dollar per gram. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

What does that mean? I remember when you were speaking on how much I actually was when we talk about grams from about that. This is a thousandth of a kilogram. It doesn't help. This is a hundred meters. This is a fuck up the UK system is I said what is that now says he goes I don't know I don't use grams. It's like oh, yeah from the UK

They use the metric system for distances, but not for weights. No, it's not consistent as that It's for whatever lasted we use Celsius now But we don't you we still use feet and inches for height or use stone and pounds for weight Miles we have you might where do you use miles? usually on the roads One gram is 0.035 ounces Jesus fucking God and it's what that makes sense to you 180 ounces is a pound So how many is a hundred eighty grams? What is it?

180 grand? Is it 180 grams 6.34 so we planned up 6.35 we paid a hundred and eighty dollars six ounce steak. Oh my god Very oddly good twice a week him and Kevin go to outback steak house It's not twice a week Twice a week was it not it was a stressful? Okay, thank you. How many blooming energy? I know what it's an albac night. Do you like make eye contact? Kevin does this You want to go to albac to the way?

Yeah, they go down back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to pizza art Tim and Kevin Tao back snake house Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Pizza Art Tim and Kevin TaoPak's fake house We have a You have a regular boot outback special which comes with you get the nine-ounce steak and some coconut shrimp You know You get a Japanese for a hundred hundred dollars steak It's like twenty bucks total in our defense Gavin is correct the last time we went there

We saw the price we said we can't do this we can't do this and this time we said we can't do this I feel like it last time I feel like it was a little bit disappointing after you said that it was $1,600 and I do It wasn't that expensive it was a hundred eighty dollars which people there's been people have paid more than that for a meal But it was just still crazy. Did I tell you what happened to me on the flight back? No one of my headphones exploded really yeah And I realized it was my fault I had a pillow like give I give you a pillow,

so you can have a little kit on the play. And I sort of rolled over. But it's those tight where it's really static-y. And I built up a lot of static, and then I swung around, and the wire from my headphones scraped across the pillow, and it went pfft, and flew out of my ear. Really? Yeah. And it doesn't work now. Sounds like you dreamed that. It's not like it that Really happened where they where they did really good headphones. Yeah crappy Apple ones Have you ever have you ever had that happen? No, I haven't either You built up the static in the pillow or in my body or like between us so much It sent a shock into the end of the headphones and it blasts out my ear hole We were all remember the horror movie shocker. This is pretty much how it started.

It is. Gavin is now a superhero. I can't believe it. It took me very much by surprise. Having a headphone malfunction on the flight is terrible. Oh God. A couple of months ago, I was flying down Australia. Oh my God!

And I was connecting out of San Francisco. Oh, it's like, it was like from San Francisco to Sydney is like a 13 hour flight. So I get on the plane, they close the door, like all right, you know, we're getting ready to push back. I'm like cool, I'm gonna put my headphones on, gonna just zone out, I open up my headphones, and as I open them up to put on my head,

they just crack down the middle. Like, this is the worst possible moment for this time. I've got two speakers basically about, like what do I do? Yeah, I was like, yeah, but you got to do that for 13. So what did you do? Did you call the flight attendant over and be like, here's my emergency, we got to figure this out.

We needed to lay the flight. Yeah, I need to get off and get another drink. Can we get back to that in motion booth? I need to go over there and buy some hay fives. Before the people that buy the headphones from the Benning Machine, they gave you one of the in flight headphones, which don't work. No, don't ever use those.

Those are lies. They should have gone up to first class one of the in-flight headphones. Which don't work. No, don't ever use those. Those are lies. They should have gone up to first class and got the noise canceling once. People don't use those all the time. I should have. Man, no, there's been times, back when I worked at IGN, where I'd have to walk about a mile

to get to the bar station and go home. And if I left my headphones at work, I'd start walking and be talking to people and like, oh, this is a great time then I get to bar my, I forgot my headphones. I'm walking back. There's no way I'm doing that ride without headphones. See, that's what I wanted. So, look, Luke, there's one of those vending machines at the bar stop. You're doing it.

You're doing it. You're doing it. Earlier today, Tim Getty's convinced to me that sometimes when he'd wake up when we worked at IGN, he would look at the window and if it was raining, he wouldn't go to work. Yeah, no straight up. Hard to believe We're not still there School is your nix carpeano who he now work with was my boss so nepotism didn't even need to give him a

Occurrency text he if you saw rain he'd be like I get it Fucking get it. I didn't have a car back then. I was this poor little boy just trying to host things about umbrella Yeah, no, but like it was like a 45 minute walk to the bar station. Today we were walking over to Torchie's tacos and it was raining. And it, from your office here, and we're going and it's raining and he's all like grumpy about it.

And I don't care, because I got sweatshirt on it. I look like Eminem, I look real cool. I'm going though, but he's all upset about it. And so we get, you know, three fourths of the way there. I'm like, one the way back, we can stop at head, we can buy, we can buy an umbrella. And he's like, no, by that point, I'll already be back. And I'm like, no, that's not how distance works.

This is closer than the office. It's right there. But, man, that's a big ass parking lot. Right? You got to be real. That parking lot over there is excessively big, and there's a lot of green cars. I have never seen this many green cars in my life.

I think cars, you tried to kill us a few times today. Like every time we were walking through the parking lot, granted not where you're supposed to be walking, it was raining, pedestrian ride, or way and all that stuff. This green car comes, tries to kill us, we dodge it. It goes around, tries to kill us again, we dodge it. And I'm like man, he's like, but then we saw it parked in your parking lot

at 20 you people. We're about to beat it up. Ooh, what did you, you should find out who was. You should find out who was. You should find out who was. Does Kerry have a green car carry does carry have a green car carry does have a green car Dude I found out a great fact of a blame this week We did I don't want to go tiny deck. We knew that already I

Don't want to spoil anything but I had to do a short where I had to be essentially naked on set Which of course blame wrote directed it so again? I it. So again, there's something going on there. We're gonna get to the bottom of it. I don't know what it is, but then Chris let me in on a little fact, which is that if Blaine has to be... It's not my fault, right? It's not your fault.

It's not your fault. It was sitting there. If Blaine has to be shirtless in a short, it's established now, and I didn't know this, that he has to be givenless in a short. It's established now, and I didn't know this, that he has to be given three days notice beforehand to prepare for it to be shirtless in a short. Like he has to go through like a cutting phase. That would dehydrate himself in this,

this is like three days. I get it though, I mean that's the thing. I mean, if he is that beautiful of a man, which he is, we've all seen it. It's like, you can't have any imperfections. If he's that beautiful of a man, he doesn't need three days of prep. No, that's why he's that beautiful. I'm sure one comment on a video if it was like,

ooh, kind of a bit pochy that blame. Who's in a bit blame? Those hips will be the ender. It would be the ender. He would be shut down for life. I can't wait for the short to come back because I got so many complaints about this. He would tell me about it and I couldn't believe

you were basically doing that again. I know. It's like, literally it's like, you're gonna make it in the scene. It's like, okay, and it's like, who are you? It's like this nice lady. She says, oh, I'm here to cover you in Gook. She was, okay, let me tell you.

She was here before the podcast over there. She was talking about it, even before you brought it up right now. On a few gates down. Before the podcast, she was like, sub-burning again, had to do that thing. Had to rub goo all over him. Again. So what's going through your head when you do that?

When that's happening, you get boo rubbed all over you. You know what I say? Is it like, do you have to be in your head like, nope, not sexual, like you're thinking about baseball and stuff? Nope, what I do, no, no, what I do is I think, first of all, it's cold because I'm naked into room full of people. They work for me. And then she says, she's just rubbing me down with goo and I'm like speedos. I deserve this I earn this I worked hard for this

I heard this How's it going to put it could you ever imagine that the company you started in your spare bedroom that I told you it's it's It's nude colored spandex shorts. Oh, okay, so I can see everything. It's a it's a dancer's belt What we wore underneath the laser team suits. So yeah, and you're saying, do you ever think that eventually someone that, I assume you didn't even hire would then be put making you get naked and covered in goo. Oh, you're a new start to the company? Yeah, no, no, no.

See, no, that's what happens though. The moment we all started doing internet video, it's like guys are gonna get naked. Like, I don't know any group of people that make internet video that's not like, that's funny, that's comedy. I mean, I work with this guy. Yeah.

The most disappointing thing we've ever heard in our entire run is kind of funny is we're doing let's play live this weekend at in Chicago You should go buy it tickets on sale now There you go. Um, we got an email that straight up said but it'll be Greg You're not allowed to take your shirt doesn't look nice my size. Yeah, really? Yeah, because the Chicago theater does not allow male nudity I guess my size yeah really yeah because the Chicago theater does not allow male nudity So we're kind of like here get it now it'll be fifty thousand dollars. Let me take my shirt off If we can let's play the judge Greg do it. We'll do it go fun me I've got a question. What if under your shirt? You're wearing a training bra

I think I'd be all right and you take your shirt off and you got your bra on it's covering your bits and you change your shirt I did this once on twist out. I did this once on twist with the kind of funny tank top That was a female tank that had covered my nips. Wow. I got breasts What do they want tell me this? Wish shirt is not flattering at all. I can honestly here's the thing. Yeah, it feels the same as the as a female press like Now I feel like we're crossing the line. Okay, no gav give me your impression right? It's just come with your feel See I think here. Oh, right, but here look at the shadow Without the flexing you're working that posture well

Give me hand hand, give me your hand. I'll see you at the Chicago Theater Friday. Will I blow $50,000? Will I spend money? Is it the nipples that I want? Like nipples and that's also illegal then? Probably. Let's find out.

Who's the person at the Chicago? Which is Chicago Theater? You're going to go to Grammar Theater? No, it's Chicago Theater. Who's the person at the Chicago. What's this Chicago theater? You're going to grammar? Chicago theater. Who's the person who's working at that theater who makes that determination? Who makes the call? That was too much. That we can you go mid-riff shirt? You look good.

I think you're very much. You look great. You were that at the past. I don't think that counts as I mean like yeah, it would look like this. I think that's what it's about. like this I think that becomes 50 grand like literally the distance from here to here is 50 from zero to 50 if you feel like it's got to be the nips right? That's what's gotta be it. I mean the nips would upset people You know that you see on Twitter if you follow the right people

There's just a lot of people posting all these like almost naked pictures of them And it's all good when there's no nip the moment. There's nip that they get back I feel like you know every find their new Instagrams this all up. You can post nips on Twitter. Wait, you can't tell the account. You can't post your accounts. There's a whole bunch of Instagram. Yeah, but I also feel like nips on their own aren't offensive. Like just nipple holes that wouldn't that's not even that bad. I'm a pair of scissors. We'll try it out. Give me a pair of scissors. We're gonna try out the Chicago. I didn't even name those accounts. There's a lot of. There's a lot of. I'm not gonna name them.

Very specific. A good name. I'm not gonna name it very specific a good account I got should narrow Nick there I was gonna read some You never saw him run in the rain. It got a source of the short before it comes out But fuck this plane he so he's he wrote this thing and he's directing me gonna put me in this thing Where I'm gonna be naked and covered in goo and then there's a scene that leads up to it that the reason we're gonna see Christ. Now again, remember. Be careful.

I haven't been drinking all day, I'll be fine. Oh, be careful. Ah! This guy is nipple. You mistro nipples. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait I don't like you know I take it back. I ask you Donald Trump is this offensive? They shared available I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I'm the swall

Oh my god, okay, I'm actually pretty happy because when I saw myself You can have mounted her before I was like man. I got some titties going on But now that like there's a scaper room for them. They look better because like I think shirtless like Andy Do I look pretty good shirtless? Thank you Andy. We got two pieces of ice They're not gonna get much harder So bling so this this will put perspective, what Greg is going through right now. So there's a scene earlier in the short that sets us up where I basically walk in and I catch Blaine in a compromising position where he's got his pants at his knees essentially.

So he gets in that position to get his pants at his knees. But he leaves his boxers up and we're shooting him from behind and I'm in the room at that point in time I go Blaine you're not gonna get your butt out. You know what Blaine says he goes He literally says is he goes. I'm not really comfortable with my butt on camera I don't think it looks that good. I'm like you mother fucker. You're gonna put my 43 year old body Naked covered in goo on stage, aren't screened, and you're like, oh, I skipped the leg day eight weeks ago.

Mother fucker, dude. We're in here. They brought out ice cream, they brought more ice. Again, I think the cup was this, I mean, it's cold, it really, I mean, the giant block, give me that giant motherfucker block, yeah. Oh God.

So Blaine, I've learned how to, Blaine, he's not comfortable with his own, oh. Have you gotten your tickets for Les Playlars, Chicago? I think I just had the ice cream. I've got a new, Greg Miller, or as they call me, Ladies not comfortable with this. Oh, have you gotten your tickets for less play live Chicago? I think I just had the ice Clown there I'm like Miller or as they call me mr. Harden it's 2016. Is it actually hotening them up a little? I don't I think there was harder than you get before you told me I Got to do an ad read at some point

So So we should really start a fun to get Greg naked Greg if we raised the 50k Yeah, would you go full naked to can I hold my dick and balls and stuff? I'm sure Can you imagine if they are sheep people say we went home right who's pulling it away? So Kevin you're gonna come Bless my life, but you need that block pigs dick. No, I'll do myself. Thank you. Somebody on Twitter, Spencer Roberts says it looks like Greg's gut is about to rob a liquor

store. She is a... That is awesome. It is from Chicago, right? 50thousand. 50thousand. 50thousand. Who's that capital of the US? 50,000. Who's that?

I can see you say she we had in Chicago. What bloody dirty came up with that? Can a woman get naked? Well, can you imagine? Who caused this? Like, who was so naked as a male? No, I'm like 50k. Solid.

I look better shirtless. Let's be honest. By the way, that shirt was giving me today to wear on the Puckaust to permit. You're a small. Greg, tear it off this. I'm not a small shirt to the week that I will in a lot of time. No, not small. It's amazing how you can tear out of to permit. You're a small, great, terrible, small shirt to the week that I will have that time. It's amazing how you can tear out of it, sure.

You're incredible at it. Thank you very much. I've been trying my entire life. When you buy a new shirt, do you cut a little snip, just in case you'd have this? No thanks. My nipple hulf. One remind everyone, this episode of Receipts Podcast

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Is that a real name of a beer? Give me one you That wanna black thunders? He doesn't want one. He doesn't want one. He's gonna be respectable tonight. So is this beer gonna like fizz all over me? Apparently he can tell. It's that new six pack. I fucking ran it about it before.

What the fuck is this? It's terrible. It's the sproised beer. Yeah, but it won't kill the fish. I don't give a fuck. Let me tell you something. Here we go. Now, think about what you're saying.

I don't give a fuck about fish. I'm not thinking about it. Fuck about the environment. You know why? give a fuck what happens when I'm dead. You're talking to the future of Still hard. I don't want to let you know they're still hard It just needs to be good for a little while longer. I don't want to diminish my quality living. I don't know. What do you think? I don't want to diminish my quality of living. I don't know. What do you think? Uh, hold on my I might have what's in the end? You want a day? You got you want to smoke planes huh? You know, I've got a smoke on my nose. He's not 31 people people should be able to smoke on planes Yes, absolutely do shoot a smoke wherever the fuck they want So I'm gonna let somebody hit you be like yeah cool, man. Yeah, I'd be fine if they wouldn't

Who's they? Ivano, I don't know. Who's that? That's a metaphorical thing. Yeah, Nebula, listen, they over there. I got it. We just most of the guys in the show. I'm not gonna have kids. I'm already doing a way better favor for this planet than anybody else.

I gotta say, I get a free pass. I can do whatever I want. Wait, why'd you get a free pass? Because you know what I have his kids. Right. I'm not prolonging human life. Right? I'm not creating another mouth. It's gonna create another mouth.

It's gonna create another mouth. No, we haven't got one. That's plenty enough. There's I'm not creating another mouth. It's going to create another mouth. Is that what we want? No, we have enough. That's plenty enough. There's enough. You could play No Man's Sky however you want. Right. This is just how Gus chooses to play. In the convenience store scene that was cut out, laser team, Colton drinks a black thunder. Oh, it's right. It's in the trailer where I asked him if he's drinking a beer. And he said he had a friend three miles and i said yeah quarter mile of time that was that was a scene that was part of the most expensive scene

in the whole movie and got cut do you think that anybody is as upset about like the joke or not being in suicide squad was that you like colton was in this movie enough he should have been the conveniences should have been there although i see what you're saying no i don't think i'd missed it i think i say that but remember i'm i come from a group in the suburbs of Chicago. Let's play live.

Chicago, I know it this Friday. 50k. 20k. Where we watched Varsity Blue so much that we then would watch the theatrical trailer and notice the cut scenes. And we did plan on making the extended version of Varsity Blue's from the trailer.

We filmed those scenes and inserted them into the thing. I feel you, Gus, what was the thing we would watch where the trailers were remarkably different than the finished product? Barcy Blues. This game. What? It was a game.

There was a game. Prince Persia. Oh, Halo, the Reese and Halo. Halo, you're almost correct. Oh, it was a Bungie game with Oni. There was a Bungie game. Yeah, yeah. It was like she was fighting a Mack and I was like,

what the fuck is this? No Mack in the final game. That was a game where that was like this brain connected to a computer and it would go, yeah. What would you do? Yeah, Ooni was a good game. That's my tech message. Well, it was a game.

It was on PS2 and you're like, this is a lot like dark age. It was a game. I put it on PS2. I was like, I put it on PS2. Oh, it was one of those things when the PS2 was first out. Everyone was so stoked about that. Just the albus minus work. Yeah, we used to.

We used to watch trailer for One and Halo all the time. Yeah, it was the bouncer. When it was coming soon on PS2, Xbox and PC. Yeah. And it was like, no. The first, my first experience with a trailer that didn't match the movie was Liya Liya. You know, at the end of the movie, he's driving the stairs. Yeah. For the playing alongside the plane

and then he crashes and flies off. In the trailer, or it was like some sort of ident for the movie on TV, he is spinning on the stairs, like holding onto the railing as they're spinning around. And that's just not in the movie.

No, it sucks. And I was like, where is this scene? And I realized that they just do that all the time. It's a lot like similar to the critical success suicide squad, where Margot Robbie's character hardly Quinn Starts serving drinks and she asks every what they want and that's the big part of the trailer

It's not in the movie at all and it's probably why it only got 8.5 is out of 10 instead of 9.5 Oh you like the point five? No, I hate it. I really wanted to stab my eyes out watching it But you like the set the Superman Let's do that. I did like that 90 Superman I'm so sick about talking about Batman v Superman with Greg Miller. Me too. But it's only because you come up all the time and you want to hate. You want to be hateful. I really want to hate.

I want to like. But why don't you talk this badly about Transformers? That's what I do. I do. I do. That's what I do. So last night, you and my girlfriend got all upset with me. Gia.

Because you guys were like, Gia, come over and give me a back. I came up with a tweet and I was just like, I don't want to tweet this now. I'm gonna tweet it later. She have no, she haven't't moved do I have to say please But my thing is just like I I feel so bad because I love Transformers so much as a franchise that Like I you I have to you know make fun of you all the time for this whole DC fiasco and what you're going through I understand how hard it is yeah

So you understand how hard it is for me to have to deal with this Transformers bullshit Well, it's just Transformers were never good Like you know me like see man and Batman have been good on many occasions But Transformers never words like hey, I'm a car. Hey, I'm a thing when we live on a fucking robot planet Do we need this fucking cube? I guess so when was superman? Want to see that movie? Dude I just want to see a Transformer movie where the robot looks like it came from the thing it transformed from.

Did it watch the 1984 Transformers the animated movie? Which is fantastic. Right. It is. With Orson Wells. Yeah. Is that the modern day Optimus Prime looks like he came out of that truck? Dude, you know what the most fucked up thing in the history of cinema is to me?

Michael Began Fox. In the 1984's Transformers animated movie Movie, there's a song called, You Got the Touch. You got the touch. You got the power. Right. That's great. Which for whatever fucking reason, and I don't know why, is the song that Mark Walberg and his friends record in Boogie Nights. Great to know. now Mark Wahlberg ruined Transformers even more. It's full circle.

It's one of the weirdest references. It's full moon. Get the fuck out of here, Mark Wahlberg. Goddamn it. My favorite, my favorite, Mark Wahlberg moment ever, which it just shows that he actually is an extra answer. He's not gonna kill us. When he had that, when he was in that M-Night shammel and movie.

Yeah. And he had, he had to talk about the wind Out to kill us is the winds gonna kill us and I don't know how he fucking pulled that off because that is one of the dumbest Previs is ever in a one-man that movie the pants I remember walking out of that theater being like the only movie I've ever seen worse than this is Jeepers creepers to and Jeepers creepers to Jeepers creepers one was bad, but to my god, there's a new M night shamanel movie that actually looks pretty decent what what did you see did you see his last one? Well visit? Yeah, no one with the old people yes, no It didn't see it it was great. It was a legitimately good movie which was shocking because the one before that the elevator

I haven't heard any of these movies The last night Chamel and movie that you remember the devil the devil It was them in an elevator and remember watching one of them was the devil right one of it There was four people No, there was four people in an elevator and one of them was the devil and it was like who is it and That was the plot and I remember watching Or did you It was a bunch of just like a normal last picture That was the plot. And I remember watching some other movie. Is it over my gun? Or is it the dude who has fire?

What it was? It was a bunch of just like a normal last picture. It was like this picture work. Not named, not named. But it was a trailer. It was a trailer. It was a trailer teen, the dark red suit. A trailer plays for it and I've never heard

as audible a groan from an audience. Ever when it said from M Night Shyamalan. It was like, it was so weird to me. It was right after Airbender though, that's why. Which is so weird to me. It was right up to your airbender though, that's why. Which is so weird to me. I saw recently a guy who's work, I really like Kevin Smith. I saw he was doing a Q&A and some dude just got to the mic and asked him,

hey, why was the movie we just watched so fucking terrible? And it's like, if I was Kevin Smith, I would just take the podium and just like, well, WWE is a smash on that guy's head. It's like that dude is just there to kill everybody's good time. You know, at this point, you know if you're gonna like a Kevin Smith movie or not. Don't go fucking see a Kevin Smith movie

at a special screening and go, oh, that was terrible. It's like, oh, what? Well, I didn't hate that movie. I like M Nightchannel on for the most part. And like when this new trailer dropped or whatever and it's, you know, James McAvoy, right? The press conference. Oh yeah, it's a split personality one.

Exactly, and he came back to me. I actually really like this trailer. He kidnapped, he's a girl, he's got this poster on the boat. And then Maxland is a friend of ours. He tweeted about like so everybody who's watching the trailer knows the twist is gonna be and I was like Fuck yeah, that is gonna be the god damn it. Why did I think of that? It's very obvious Bernie. I think I think I've worked out my head now. Yeah, what is the best elevator movie scene? my head now. Yeah, what is the best elevator movie scene? Captain America too.

That was pretty good. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. I would say though, that bad Resident Evil movie had a pretty good bit. Oh, I would be a Resident Evil trailer. Did you guys see that Resident Evil trailer? No, I haven't seen it. So it's the final chapter or whatever.

I mean, the show of it, and she's going back to the first movie. Yeah. So they're going back to the end scene, like the st stinger of the trailer is them in the same Hollywood with the lasers Oh, yeah, and I was like man you guys are doing a callback to that We enjoyed receive one we enjoyed it. I mean she was naked. That was cool right totally remember she gets off Totally she's totally naked and she gets off and it's shadow but you're like whoa Those are downstairs parts. Yeah, how you doing? She was naked of fifth element. Yeah, but we sucked Yeah, I'm with you fifth element sucked. What dude? It's terrible. See it's big big time

Reservate people got fifth element just to show off their DVD players. That was it That was the only reason why anybody got stuck with a dildar horn head the whole movie's terrible Except for Gary Oldman, who's fucking awesome and every single thing he does. It's true. He gets stripped of your head. And I do like Bruce Willis, because Bruce Willis makes really him and Denzel Washington

make some of the most obscure sci-fi movies that turn out to be fucking awesome. Like he made a... That's the Luper. Surrogates. Luper, great example for Bruce Willis. Denzel Washington made Book of Eli. It's like Gary Whitties.

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Speed has an elevator? Yeah, it's a bus. No, no, the beginning is the beginning. It's an elevator that moves sideways. No, it has one right at the beginning. I frequently have, so I'm sure everyone's, hopefully everyone's, for a moment. Mission to box concept. But I have, sometimes I have recurring nightmares, right?

Or like, it's always not the same, it's not even a nightmare, like a stress dream. I'll have common themes in stress dreams. A lot of times I have stress dreams about flying and international flights, but more than that, what is your stress stream? Like missing a flight or not knowing where I'm going or being lost in an airport? Oh, not the plane crash. No, no, never. I mean, yeah, that too, but that's not like the stressful part. The stress you, the stressful part for me is like missing a flight. Right. If they don't have ginger ale. The most common recurring stressful dream I have is that I get into an elevator bit. In a little bit.

Because you're not playing. It's true. And instead of going up and down, the elevator goes sideways or back and forth. Harry Potter is really wrong. Right, and it's like. I think of cube that horrible sci-fi straight to video movie.

I think it's just like being an environment and something performing in a way you're not expecting. Well, like a blender turning a smoothie into fruit. That's exactly the same thing. Thank you. That's exactly what I was thinking. You can get a great idea for a YouTube channel. Blending stuff by the way. What do you think this is?

No one's ever been there. Will it unblend? There you go. There you go. You joke about it. Like three or four people on Twitter have started to go fun. You account nobody contribute to those please What no, oh for you go ahead. No, do it do it. Go to all those Twitter campaigns and give him $50,000

And then I'll take my shirt off a let's play live and I'll say hey, where's mayor daily and they'll say he hasn't been mayor In a long time and I'll say fuck him anyway Somebody raised $50,000 Run away with me Greg don't take off his shirt and the go will raise $50,000. Run away with me. Greg will take off his shirt and go, you owe his $50,000. He's like, oh, there's a girlfriend of me. I kind of be like, yeah, that's gone. That's, yeah.

Back I ran away at that day. Did you, like, bulldoze an airport run away in the middle of the night? Which one? Young or older, Mayor Daly? The older. I was alive when he was the mayor. Like, got in the back coat?

Yeah, like, they wanted to shut down an airport. Midway. Yeah, everybody hated midway. And they wanted to see what you have. You're in air. Why? Is it? No, for this that way. Do you remember when a plane landed at midway and skidded off the runway in the traffic on

the highway? Yeah. Hey, one died. Chicago. I think some kid did, but it's fine. He was, I mean, he didn't have that many. It's fine. What was he going to contribute to this fine. He was he why me he didn't have that many it's fine He what is he gonna contribute to suicide?

He was at midway He was just driving by midway. It's on his fault, but No, the fucking no, well they are from Chicago. So that's kind of you know, it's gonna. Yeah Which Chicago No, he's my the Superman remember Superman no one remember his out Superman to in the Paris elevator I don't know. He's a good elevator see. No, he was my the guy. I'm going that. I'm going that. Superman. Superman. Remember Superman?

Superman 2. Superman 2 in the Paris elevator. I have power. So Greg, do you think that they're a good Superman movies? God. He likes Superman returns. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, it was a disappointment to me at the time, all right, and it wasn't until I came back a year later Where I washed the end of my with lowered expectations. This is a fun. My favorite part of that movie They they have the best you came back with lower-dex expectations because you saw

That's true Bernie that is a real that is a real that is a real the harsh reality Okay, that's what I mean tomato tomato that movie did the best it did it did I mean the soundtrack nobody He's on the soundtrack of that Terraformer yeah, which is like punching the earth down. That's really cool And Jorelle kicks him us to the beginning. Yeah, he's like because he isn't accent like yours I wore the algoirs like the Jorelle of our planet like I Were that Al Gore's like the Jarell of our planet like Fuck

Everything is full everything is fucking falling apart How did they come at me so close to the end of the world like they're talking about how the earth like the planet might break not earth Krypton and then it breaks like later that minute Don't you know though like if like a polar ice cap there could be a fucking ice cube left bloody and there will be people on this Planet, I don't know Not real science pronounce is it good. No Jorrell yeah Krypton

On this planet, right to Tokyo. I watched the Martian for probably the 50th time Martian really good. I can watch that movie It'll be the movie for the rest of my life, like Shawshank Redemption, where if it's on TV, I stop and I'm watching the whole thing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I read the book, or I listen to the book on Audible.com, who's not a sponsor today, I don't want to plug in them. I read the fuck reading.

I listen to the book on Audible before I watch the movie, I watch the movie first. Because you like the book so much, the movie stuff. I like the book more, right, like I wish I'd watch the movie enjoyed it, because then I would have listened to the book and be like,, there's like a lot more to it like oh there's all this other stuff That's how I feel about passing fears Tokyo drift. Oh my god. I should have read the novel after I Been re-listening to the Timothy's on Star Wars books and I have not

the Timothy Zon Star Wars books and I have not, I read them when they first came out like 20 years ago, right? I was like in middle school. How do they say the how do they say the ferret that blocks the fourth? Islamiri. I just go with what I said that blocks the fourth one is burning reading today. This is in the Timothy Zon book. There's a ferret that blocks the force. What's it called? Islamiri. Islamiri. I would have said you slarmy Yeah, that's why I imagined it reading it too. Um dumbest thing that book great books dumbest thing ever Well, when it's a lot of time you write that book big Wato fan over there They got they got snorkeling like ferrets around their neck and that That's

F**king awesome What's your name? I'm a little bit better I'm a little bit better right? I'm like I would do it. When's the last time you write that book? 94 I was the last time you read that book 94 It's not you know you're saying it's when you read it. It doesn't it imply how old you are I don't remember it's how I go it's a it's a book Well, they have a new one coming out right what yeah, I'm still excited for it

But it's like it's not am I was drawn Made his debut in those books. And he's not. It's not from Tim and Theson's. It's not as grand as I remember it being. Like some of the dialogue, I'm like, I mean, that's the thing. I think it would have been a different. I love those books, but in a lot of ways, when you look back at it, it is kind of fanfiction.

No. It is 2016 looking back. Like, Leah is written so terribly. So terribly. And my god, he's entirely just like, here's the character you all wanted to be in Star Wars. It's like, yeah, I guess you were right. And my god. And my god. And my god. And my god. And my god.

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You install things you turn them upside down and install them. It's easy. We've all done it before. Plus, this is our best chance to get a Wado to movie. What? Oh, no. Oh, God. He's got too many storm drains in this place.

You're Jedi mind you're talking to me. What happened to your favorite thing? Go away, Wardo. Oh, God. I can write the scene right now. What is he, what is Wata, what is he, the Jedi mind tricks don't work in him? Yeah, it's the race.

I know. I know. So the one thing about this is that back when we were at IGN, we did Lego unboxings for whatever reason, and we would unbox these Lego Star Wars things. It's great, doesn't know shit about Star Wars. And so we opened it up and he just chooses like one of the um what is the thing that in the I can tell you right now what it is Bernie look at me let me go I got a lot remember in star wars a new hope yes

when they fixed it and they put all the things they put all the things they want it stop and there was like the weird like the do the do in the corner, blown up, tan. A du-back, I had one. Okay, can I actually be unboxed the Legos and I found the du-back in there and I told Tim this looks a lot like what water would become. And Tim said, what do you mean?

And then I went into a whole thing of like, oh, they made me to hoarse. Of hoarse, honey. You're laughing at me. You're laughing at me. You're laughing at me. Why don't you help me, I'm hoarse. So he does this whole thing.

And it was like one of the best pieces of content we ever made and it never went live. Really? Never went live. I have the outtakes. Yeah, we still have the footage. Why don't you put it up? We really, I don't know, I guess we're she ends very legit. Yeah, but

It's one of the things where we have referenced that or he'll just bust in Gonna go fun me The water impression nobody knows the source of it, but they all have it You gotta get you I'm just a baby back to IGN. They would show today because clearly it's footage They shot it or whatever. Yeah, well show studios. I don't know they use those those super hot Lego connections Yeah, yeah to get the do-back Today they're super hot Lego connection was Kevin Koello who now works for us Exactly zero Lego

How that magic disappeared the moment he left one of the biggest games journalism sites in the world funny How that just evaporated for yeah, I got one, nothing I need to read here. I might be your first, give me a beer first. The white one, I want a white beer, yeah. It's gonna foam. I'm not gonna open it for long time. When we come back from this ad read, we're gonna have point counterpoint,

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I'm wearing glasses. You shouldn't get glasses. What is this? I don't know what this is. What is this? People like grapes. So apparently, PLG is well known enough to be people like grapes. No, there's a thing though, dude.

And I need to ask you this. What the hell is the source of this shirt? Because I have a rule. The Rupert.com slash store product. Thanks for watching the show. This is the source of this shirt? Because I don't know. The roostertie.com slash store products. Thanks for watching the show. This is the thing that I've seen more than anything else. You were, and nobody knows the source. I do.

What is it called? Today there was a tweet from Twitter.com slash roostertie, and they put out a little video, and I watched it with no sound, and then it with people like grapes. Solved. That's because they have a hat to see. We're all building it so right now. It's just text that you can relate to.

You look at a shirt, and you're like, yeah, people like grapes. I think we were talking about grapes the store. I guess it's all right now. It's just text you can relate to you look at a shirt and you like Yeah, people like I think we were talking about grapes one time Yeah, I'm sure you know that show you see PLG hold on. I'm less aware of what's good. You really not know the origin Yeah, I know what we were talking about again Twitter dot com slash research is you like the reference play it off this thing I went from 260 pounds to about a hundred and ninety five pounds fucking fucking quitter. And one of the ways that I did that was there's a service in Austin where you can get pre-prepared meals and I would just buy those,

those food units. One of the meals that I would get like every two or three days had grapes in it and they were always refrigerated so they were as cold. I don't like grapes. So I would walk in and I would give Gavin one grape. He sometimes you would just pop them in my mouth I don't know why this is here. I can't even hear it. Is this is this adding no give the wide is this adding?

Is this really adding to the fucking rooster's he flare? What is that there it was hiding your disgusting feet? Why why everybody else fear there? Why is this there? You broke the glass? No, I did not break the I did break the glass Yeah, it was it definitely wasn't already broken. Let's just blame Barb Can we blame Barb? No, can we either way? Can I trash bag? I'll put it all into the trash bag that we got a bar desk. We just don't trash bag on these furious back there right now People should be upset when anyone breaks bad anywhere Patrick doesn't like when you break glass in the

Patrick I'm sorry last time I'm glad I was right there Gus stormed off the set where are you wave your hand? I'm sorry. Are you mad at either Gus stormed off the set where are you wave your hand? I'm sorry. Are you mad at me Patrick? Oh wave all the fingers patch It wasn't on purpose. Does that help or hurt? I feel like the second one fine Patrick Do you remember the funny stuff? Do you remember when Bernie spiked a ps4 and nobody gave him shit? I just could see only the company that can happen. I tried to like okay Yeah, that's a thumbs up. Patrick, do me a thing, something. Should happen. Patrick, whenever you wanna come out here

and touch my nipples and make good about it, it's okay, just let me know. He's the one who gave you the ice. I can't remember, what was I supposed to talking about? People like grace. No, who the fuck know? So I would go and I would feed Gavin a grape. One grape at a time.

We could die. And he would always get excited. It was like Pavlovian. Said walk in and I'd say, hey Gavin, here's a grape and he'd go, oh, and he'd get a grape. so he's always happy to see me That's why I drop me to this. I would see you in Salave. I've got West my great. I'm not a grape today And so when I was explaining to the podcast audience about this thing where I go in a few great

Gamma grape he goes well People like grapes and for whatever reason when he said people like grapes everyone is like people So it's a simple truth. It's a simple truth. It makes no sense. I get it. I can't wait. I've never seen you eat a grape. Yeah.

Are you kidding me? Of course. I like them. Seedless grapes, I don't like that. Yes. Can I have a grape with a seed in there? On the trips to Tokyo, you can't have a grape with seeds in it. It said it was not worth it.

I mean, it was the same size. It's the same size as the grape without a seed. It's like, what am I going to go to the extra F of D seeding? And great. I'm just gonna spin stuff. It's gonna be worth it though. That's a big thing. Like honestly, we had chicken wings earlier.

They weren't the best. Again, they were chicken legs for the record. But they're the reason of eating. They were good, lollipops, chicken wings. But they were chicken legs. They just said chicken lollipops. Chicken. And I'll tell you how I knew.

Wing. I'll tell you how I knew as chicken connoisse tell you how I knew as to chicken connoisseur that their legs, is they had that tendon in there. When you have the tendon in there, you have a drumstick. Ladies and gentlemen, my name's Greg Miller and I just might be a small town chicken lawyer. But I know the difference. There's kind of a wig in the leg.

So a wig in the leg? A wig. What a great show is that he does is Oreo oration where he tests all the ridiculous flavors of Oreos. Have you had the Swedish fish one? I haven't tried any of that for some like 18 monthsos. Have you had the Swedish fish? Have you tried to eat fish? I'm not an episode like 18 months. Let me tell you about Swedish fish. So one of the earliest like corporate sponsorships we got

was Swedish fish, and they were bringing the brand back from where the fuck it was. So they asked a young Gusserola to come out to San Francisco. And Guss was gonna take a trip out to Swedish fish, and they gave him a stipend to do it. And he said, well, I'm going out on behalf of Ruchiteth. So they will pay the stipend to Rysheteath and then Rysheteath will pay for all of his travel

and everything like that. What, what are you saying, Le? stipend. stipend. I don't know that one. It's money. It's a... Like a loan to give you $500 to eat food right now.

It's a fee. Gavin, it's a fee for like Gus' appearance and the thing. So the fee was $1,500 if I recall correctly. Gus spent $2,800 on the trip. It was a business. You got to spend money in a ridiculous way to get, and then he ate it like, I'm like, I'm like, the nicest restaurant.

And we got the nicest restaurant. We lost $1,300 on the Swedish fish, smogs, shit. Listen, that's business. You got to spend money to make money. But that was a very bad, yeah. Would you be here today without the Swedish fish monster ship? That's true. got to spend money to make money Yeah, would you be here today without the Swedish French monster. That's true. It was interesting. I learned a lot that I applied to Roots cheese projects moving forward also wasted

$1300 worth of fucking sweet Is Swedish while who the who likes those though is that everyone? Sell up he's all he's Put on a suit It wasn't a sponsorship it wasn't it was not you are a consultant I mean, look at this cell up. He's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he's all, he Swedish fish philosophy to them. I came up with a lot of ideas for live event. What else can you do? Live event. For live event activations that we then ended up, that they didn't end up using that,

that we then ended up using it at RTX. They're like, have you ever, are you legitimately worried about, do you think I'm actually worried about the fact that you're $1,300 in the whole? This is. And I've never heard for eight years. What is this dinner for one person? Oh, I know what you're getting at.

You cobbb. Now that's customale, that. No, no, he knows how I'm getting at. No, I'm gonna get at it. Oh, okay. This is the first time you brought it up in like 10 years since it happened. Of course I'm not worried. Worried.

$1300 10 years ago. I think Swedish fish owes us some Swedish fish. No, they don't. So what is it? Like you don't want me to finish? Is it a parent company for that? Who knows? I hope it's not a sweet one. It's a sweet one.

I like the nest. Fish. So I saw something really interesting yesterday really more chained Greg more Shrink than that I Realized that I knew that they were making it, but I'd never seen it I realized that you can watch Colombian breaking bad on Netflix On us Netflix on us Netflix I was I was flipping through Netflix and then I got to the category

of violent TV drama and I was like, oh, I wanna see what's in here. So it was just breaking bad dubbed in Spanish? No, they remade breaking bad using actors from Columbia. Walter Blanco. Walter Blanco is the name of what's your life. It's the exact same story, exact same plot points, exact same scripts.

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, it was like the office. It's like the office. With like, you know, there's no point. No, no, it's the exact same story, exact same plot points, exact same scripts? Yeah, pretty much I mean it was like the office with like, you know, there's no no it's a lot more similar. Okay. Oh my god Please call me to please tell me that Jesse's called. Yes, he No, his name is there It's Jose Rossas is this it is this real is this fan art is it that is it that is like fan art that is Jesse Pikmin Is this real or is this fan art is it that is it that is like fan art that is just a peak man Looks like this looks like The poster for a porn where Hitler fucks the Spanish About every five minutes I get a minority report

That's good. It's not good. He says all right cool. It there are some Pornish music there are some pornish music. There is some pornish music used in the TV show. So it's a little awkward. They melt a dude in a bucket. It's kind of funny references. I'm on that one, right? Yes, no, they melt him in the bathtub. Remember in the bathtub?

Yeah. I was just walking so like, contextually that don't make sense. How do you gondol? So it loads herrmanos, whatever. Yeah, I'm still on season one. contextually that don't make how you got to those harmonos whatever that yet I'm still on season one they talk since it's in Columbia they talk about meth as being a new drug there

that's coming from the Mexicans and from the US really yes so you got Columbia they they play Mexico in the US for countries have made the show as far as I know just Columbia I want to Japan you you're going to be Japanese right they ever we start watching it Made the show As far as I know just Columbia Japan after the Japanese recommend

We hope every country in the world Made one he would see that he has cancer and then just go on the NHS and not have to make any math It would be a really boring show It would be awesome It would be awesome It would be a great show It would be a great show It would be a great show

It would be a great show It would be a great. I understand it, but I know it was bad. In the waiting room. America guns. We got freedom. Breaking back in UK would suck so bad, because he would have no reason to make the drugs. And then, I know, it's just saying, and then like all the scenes with guns it just be like British people sitting around

being impolite to each other. What would that be? My word. That's how British people talk. Talked. That'd be a scene in the lift though. That'd be a wicked. We'll live it.

What's the best lift scene in a movie? Is it one in Kingsman? Well, they just have a chat on the way down. Do they? I don't think so. Kingsman is such a weird movie. Weird. That lady who played the agent with the knife legs, she was in the new Star Trek.

She's in the new Star Trek. She's awesome in that. I fully expected to go in and hate that character. I love that character. Good character. I like Kingsman, but there were a couple of very bizarre scenes that didn't fit with that movie tonally. Star Trek Beyond, by the way,

it's a name of the, light what, beyond. The, the church scene. Yeah. It seemed out of place. And also the princess talking about anal sex. That came out of nowhere. Yeah, like that was, like, but who doesn't talk about the anal sex?

No, it didn't fit with the rest of the movie. It's all, I'll say it was Starshark's The Oldest. That was a weird, like, at the very end of the movie that whole butt sex, anal thing just came out of fucking nowhere. Yeah, it usually does. You're now selling me on this movie. I didn't see this movie. I was asking.

Yeah, you gotta go to the whole movie and then you get this butt sexy. The princess is like, fuck me in the butt. This like, she's like, if you save the world, you can fuck me in the butt. Like what? He's not even exaggerating.

That's, doesn't really, I believe that's the one. Oh yeah, and then, it's like, give me a few minutes. I'm getting this champagne. I'm gonna go see the princess. Like, what the fuck is happening in this movie? Yeah, it went off the rails a little bit there at the end.

However, I will say this about Kingsman, has the single greatest long action sequence that I've ever seen. Which one? In the church. Oh, but the church scene was so weird, totally worth the rest of the movie. The church scene was fucking incredible.

My favorite part of that movie was the backwards car chase. Where the police are chasing on them. They're driving back. I'd never seen that before. backwards car chase cool. Church scene cool. Butt-sexy scene. Didn't live up to that.

It just came out of nowhere. It didn't fit. It came out of it. Usually it doesn't fit. It's got the princess to me. The whole air of sophistication and class. And then like, the whole whole of like sophistication and class and then like I'm sorry

You're too sophisticated for but sex it just it was some people like it. It's not a big deal. No judgment It's fine. It sounds really good. Sounds like you're judgey. You're like oh she's a here's Gus watching this movie There's Monica so she's a princess. No the Monica I didn't like the bear where they had to shoot the puppy, but it wasn't a real gun. What? Oh yeah, yeah. But it's like you had to shoot the dog.

It's like in men and black when they had to shoot the girl and the alien thing to get, you know, submission to the men and black. Yeah, which men and black. Little girl with the books and the middle of the night. She's up to something, yeah. Physics. Big old Will Smith fans right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, got to direct. Welcome to Earth. Welcome to Earth. Remember when Will Smith used to do the theme songs to his movies, I missed it. We go in straight. Straight to you, man. Do you do in suicide? I can. Wow, yeah, yeah. Direct. Welcome. Earth. Why? And when Will Smith used to do the the theme song of two movies, I missed it. We go in straight. You're imagining doing two. I get a while.

Wow. I was I get embarrassed anytime I hear Miami on the radio. The welcome to Miami. Yeah. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh piece of fan art that I just discovered. Sweet Jesus. Orumigino Ombloplata. Was that it? Pretty much. What's that? I speak Spanish. Apparently even Mendes is Mendes' first role on camera. What's that? Did I know that?

Even Mendes. Patrick, it tells me that you don't exist. There's a thing right there. If you look right there, Bernie. The Miami. If you look right there. No, the Miami music thing. Or right there. It tells you where to send it.

Oh, very cool. Control at R where to send it. Oh very control at russian Oh my god. Oh my god I'm sorry. This is my third time my first time in the show. Do we not say control at russian heat.com Is that a bad email to say? I guess you before it completely gets destroyed. They're taking down the signs right now They both took down both email signs. That was the best thing I've ever seen. And that's a story of a costly room.

I just thought it was OK to say, if you were funny, seconds is now so many minutes of work for someone else to send you to control it, rooster to you.com. I mean, do have a funny porn video. A video that you think will be a trojan i would like to

like that you'll have a red and just to make sure that you get it i will also signs you put up say don't read this on the fucking air alright i don't know what i want to read it is that i also said to your phone and I'm gonna find one too.

Oh my god. Oh it was a good email just for the last time. I wish we had a camera pointing that way. That was phenomenal. Yeah they tore all the signs down. They're all gone. They were really sorry. They were sorry.

I'm sorry Patrick. You're paying the thumbs up with thumbs down. Can I get something? No, I don't give a damn. Oh I see that. You're paying her. You with thumbs down. Can I get something? No, I don't give a damn anything up. Oh, I see a little finger in the middle finger. I deserve that. And everything's going to be sent to me. Oh, it's like I'm casting Rick and Morty style.

Oh, see, that was totally worth blowing up your email address. What? You can never use that. I like what they did with the tables on the piss. What does he call it? What does he call his gun? He's not a portal gun, is it? What does he call it? Oh, I don't remember. Do you watch Rick and Morty? Yeah. Fucking brilliant.

Dimensional something. There you go. Dimensional something. You should go watch House of Cosby's. The House of Cosby's is the real winner. What's House of Cosby's? It's the guy who does Rick and Morty his first series he ever did was House of Cosby's. And it's a five episode run.

No, four or five episodes on the web. Get that. No, it's a five episode run. No, four or five episodes on the web. Get that. No, it's from Justin Rowland. And the idea is that there's this fan of Bill Cosby who takes the Cosby hair and makes clones of Cosby because he wants to hang out with Cosby. This is back when he was cool. Exactly, this is before the whole Cosby.

He's a monster. But then episode five or six, depending on how I just told you, he gets a season to assist So yes to stop doing it, but it's really really good It's so that it was one of those videos that I came through and IG and stopped working that day because everybody gathered around your desk Is just like we're watching because he was a whole series of house It was all the shit and yeah, I was like you've never heard of house guys I thought it was like one of those inter I'm usually late to internet. I think I've seen this Sorry, you know everything Bernie. No, I'm just saying. It's cool, no big deal.

Plane. Just bring something on your way out, Greg. So, he threw up PS4 at this. I'm sorry that I keep saying, controlandroosterteeth.com. Do you have a nude of your girlfriend? Send it to controlandroosterteeth.com. Send this to Twitter account that he follows.

Please do. We'll just only cover the nipples, apparently. Please do. We cover the nipples apparently. They do. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about. I'm talking about. Let's talk about it. It's all of Instagram. Tim Gettys. I'm going to see who we follow.

Has anybody has any me to register to Greg's nips? I think no. No, I think we are like four go fund me's for you though. I'm looking to do it. I'm all looking up. Has anybody has anybody registered Greg's nips dot com? Four go fun me's for you though. I'm gonna look into it. I'll look it up We're getting pretty close to the wrap-up time. I got a ton of 40 people that seems respectable Plus I got to help these these are here set up new email address Do you need him follow you don't read out control and rooster? Yes, I do All right, well, it's time to wrap up who needs a last person at

I do. All right, well, it's time to wrap up. Who needs the last person at RootSeed the Tim Fall of? Want to thank everyone for watching? Absolutely, last. Andy Cortes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, if you have a podcast theme song, send it to podcastorsteed.com. It's right there. Speaking of email fuckups, are email fucked up.

So if you send us one recently, please resend it. There was a problem with it. But you can cut out the middle man. Just go to control it Rooster to you that if you want to send your podcasting to podcast at roostee.com And we might use it in an upcoming show every your name is make one great. We should make a rooster So thanks for watching Great Miller and Tim will not be here Greg is not Tim will not be here Greg is not

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