Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus Becomes a Pilot?! - #662

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, & Kayla Milton as they discuss Gus getting his pilot license, wishing your doctor would say you’re ripped, the new Galaxy’s Edge Hotel, VR Games and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded August 16, 2021 and is sponsored by SquareSpace (Go to http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain!), Adam & Eve (Go to http://adamandeve.com and use offer code ROOSTER to get 10 FREE gifts.), and Coinbase (Sign up today at http://coinbase.com/ROOSTER for $5 in free Bitcoin!). RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello everyone welcome to the RST podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Blaine. I'm Kayla. I'm Barbara. And Gus. That was some smooth last minute troubleshooting. We were like, it was like diffusing a bomb like you're saying the ad. I almost wish they cut to the wide right at the start so we could see all the chaos going on over here and you're just like, I mean, I'm not fucking like, I'm not fucking like, not for nothing. This is like a cheap mic, right?

Like I could, what the hell? If something happened to it, like it'd be fine and then be able to afford it. No, we do not want to damage the mic. Yeah, you got the rooster shoes. Money, Kelly, gold.

Gold, and the mics have seniority on all of us. And the org chart, it's Jordan, and then the mics, and then everyone else. Yep, they own us. This is actually my boss. What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with Alienware. Alienware is your portal to new worlds where limits don't exist and the only rules are the ones you decide to make. Defy boundaries and start gaming now at Alienware.com.

Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. Is your boss is your reporter every week? Yeah, I'm like, hey, what's up? Yeah, I hear my numbers that I've done this week. Here you go. That's where my numbers are. I'm like trying to think of what I would tell a boss. Yeah, the mics approved the time sheets.

I get that. Yeah. Right before we went live, sorry, I'm going to exclude you for a second, Kayla. Okay. Right before we went live, sorry, I'm going to exclude you for a second Kayla. Okay. Right before we went live, I realized I got a package. We got something sent to us for Tales from the sneaky dragon from Fruit Bat. Oh, Fruit Bat.

Fruit Bat. Fruit Bat. I thought Gus was handing us coasters when he was giving me all that. Yeah, I did too. I watched in Green Night that you're supposed to open it like, oh, I can't. There's a wooden thing in there. Oh, there's some wooden thing in there. Oh, there's some wooden. Okay, well I I can't I think it's a wooden I can't

green night it. Yeah, let's see what's in yeah, are we gonna talk about here? Here we go here we go. They are coasters. They're not the Mike's. It's not. There you got it. A.S.M.R. and on the little opening. It's not it's gooey. Wax. Yeah, they got little like little feet on the back Years look like I think ours are different yours has like a like a play I play a bard in your bone tails from stinky dragon And you're the DM. I'm the DMs. I got like a be 20 smell amazing like what you got like a shield It's bone arrow on a shield And I'm a dick head it smells like the Delta variant This is very cool. We should like you would if you were like, I can't smell it, then I'd be like, buy.

Send something more for some of the other people involved with the production. This one for Michael and for Christian, one for Ben and one for John. So I'll be sure that they get them. Thanks for that. Who? Chris. I thought there was one for Chris. Oh, down here.

I was kind of hoping that there was not one for Chris. I'll go to the Congress bridge and say hello to you today at sunset. That's an awesome joke. That's an awesome joke. That's a great, those good things. They should be doing it tonight. We're just leaning to like really leaning to the Austin humor. Yeah. Like, let's talk about Thomas J. Henry for a bit.

And just anyone loved Thomas J. Henry as much as he loves himself. Like every time I look at one of his billboards or his TV commercials, like that guy loves himself. Are you talking about TJH? Yeah, TJH. He's my favorite little skimp. Yeah. Like every time I look at one of his billboards or his TV commercials, like that guy loves himself. Are you talking about TJH? Yeah, TJH. He's my favorite little skimp. Yeah, he is.

He's a great, I love that guy. The motherfucker that I can't stand is I just made the drive from Austin, Dallas, and then Dallas to back to Austin. And I think it's Ray Huffines. Is that the dread guy? Well, no, that's David Comey. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, the dread guy. Comey's cool.

He's the lawyer that rocks. Yeah. Yes. No, Huffines is a racist politician. Really? Huffines? Yeah, he owns a dealership out in Plano. And he fucked us over like 20 years ago with our Jeep Cherokee. Oh, no. And I've never forget him. But he's also racist now. Yeah. So, well, that's how you know. Yeah. He fucked you over in the car. It's a slippery slope to racism. For, yeah, to straight to talking about. Shota was a bad part of your period. Can't redeem himself. No, immediately.

Well, now he's getting bad mouth on the most popular podcast on the internet. They were stupid. Hey, you say that, but we rank as top 10 podcast networks, Gus, you know that? I was about to follow up. This podcast is in the top 200 of all podcasts globally. Why? I just found that out recently. There's like a third party metrics

for my third whole of that stuff. You know, speaking of local in the very least, we're the most popular Austin podcast. Wait, fuck, Trevor. No, no, no, no, no, no, we're the most popular podcast that started in Austin, Texas. Ah. Woo.

We didn't abandon our city and move. Yeah, we're all getting in the way. Fuck that guy. Yeah. Where are we going? Where are we going? I just found out. Greg, I was pushing this out. Oh, okay, sure.

Yeah, we've got to get out here. Man, I've had a busy week. Where do I start? Okay. I'm having a problem. That's what podcasts are, right? You guys, a problem. Podcasts are for airing problems and reasons.

Airing your grievances. Go ahead. So before you get too far into it, did you ever see when you weren't here for the podcast because you were out of town? I didn't impression of you. No, I didn't see it. It was. Air planes and complaining.

Oh, I started off and went. So I got pissed off this week. That's it. That's it. That's it. Which one was you? Wait, did you do the X-Press V-Panery? Yeah, good. You're getting your mic fixed when I was doing the reading.

I was like, are we going to skip it? You're always on the clock. I'm always on the clock. If he doesn't do it, I get fine. I'm a pro. Okay. I'm the one you don't have to worry about. Okay.

So sometimes when you buy things online like from Amazon and you want to return it, they're like, here's there's a bunch of different return options. One of them is like, they'll give you a QR code and you take it to the UPS store and you drop it off and then they'll like, take care of the return, you get your money back and all of that stuff. I did this a couple months ago and Amazon was like, hey, you returned us an empty box, we never got the item back. I was like, hey, you returned us an empty box. We never got the item back. I was like, nope, I definitely returned the item.

I dropped it off the OPS store and it's impossible to argue with them. They don't give you any way to contact them. No, they don't. Literally, when you return to the Amazon package, you just go for me personally. I just go into a Coles and they're just like, no, just give me the box. I'm like, do I get their seat?

They're like, no. No. You'll see what happens. Coles accept Santa's arms. Yeah. Do they have a pile of them like our UPS store where they just go? Here's another one.

No, literally, it's always just either like what I assume to be someone's mother or a 15 year old who is standing behind the little, it's not even a counter. They've given them a mobile rolling desk that they probably built for my Kia. And they're just literally standing there with like a little scanner thing

and they take it from you. And I don't know if they scan it because they just take it from you and say, all right, thank you. Yeah. We got this. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

But I returned it a couple months ago and it was this whole thing. There's no way to complain with Amazon. They're just like, we never got it. You sent us an empty box. I'm like, no, I definitely sent it. So eventually Amazon charged me for the item. So I issued a charge back on my credit card.

Yeah. And I told my credit card company, I definitely returned the item. I gave them all my documentation. The credit card company successfully did the charge back. Like, they gave me my money back. They're like, yeah, whatever. Amazon never did anything.

Yeah. So keep business. But then last week, last Monday, I went through it again. I was fucking stupid. I had to return something. So I went back to the UPS store Yeah, and I same thing I give them a QR code Drop off to take a video you shaking I was about to say was like you should have made a video of you packing it sealing it giving it to them

Them taking it to the back you holding up to these news people Interviewing a third party person yeah, get a baby that was born that day. Yeah, do you know it's birth certificate like no anyone who can like a notary maybe like someone to know. I can come. No, I'm not, but I should become. There's someone who are sure she's who's a notary. Oh, that's right. It's like easy. Yeah. I think so. My mom's a notary. Oh, wait. Well, let's get her to do it. Yeah. Well, she's got a connection. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, she was notary. But there's someone notary. Oh wait, is well, let's get her to it. Yeah, well, she's got a connection. No, yeah, I think so. Yeah, she was not there. But there's there's someone else too. But so I this was last Monday I returned it. It never showed like Amazon still says like we have not received your item. You've got like two weeks or Whatever to return it. Doesn't show up in UPS tracking. So last Thursday I went back to the UPS star

I'm like, Hey, I returned this thing on Monday. It's still not showing up. They're like, Yeah, Amazon's running behind. Don't worry about it. Like, but it doesn't even show up as UPS tracking. They're like, yeah, Amazon's running behind. I'm like, this is the UPS store. It's not showing up in the UPS tracking. They're like, yeah, Amazon's running behind. It's like, okay. So then on Monday, right before again, today, right before I came to the podcast, I went back to the UPS store. And luckily, the guy who helped me is like someone that I've seen there before, like he knows

that I return to the room. Yeah, I like that UPS store. It was like one of the dudes that I see all the time here. And I'm like, hey, like I returned this thing last Monday, it's doesn't show up. He's like, yeah, I wouldn't work too much. You know, he's like, I know it sounds like, like I'm pulling your leg, but, you know, Amazon is running behind, it won't show up sometimes.

He's like, look, come on, Jeffrey, you could do it to put your back into it. Then he scanned my thing again. He's like, yeah, I see here on the screen, on my screen that you returned it last Monday, 4.09 PM, all again. He's like, yeah, I see here on the screen, on my screen that you returned it last Monday, 409 PM, all this. He's like, I can't print this, but if you want, you can take a photo of my screen

with your phone. Now, you have proof that you dropped it off. Like, yes, I would really appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah, so like I took a, like I put a lot of my phone to like, took a photo of his computer monitor. He's like, do you get it?

No glare or anything? He's like, real helpful. Yeah, I was like, oh yeah, yeah. No, I got it. Thank you so much. But it was like, God, I know, it's gonna fucking happen again. Like Amazon's gonna be like, we didn't get your item or we got an empty box.

What is happening? I don't know. Something. There's gonna be a really good podcast about it in 10 years. Yeah, exactly. I was gonna say, it's not like Amazon needs the money. Yeah, like, I don't know if this is a weird thing

for me to say, but it's just like, why would they be lying about that? What is it? Like there has to be something going wrong. Do they need your $8.66? I was gonna say that I've actually been trying to ease off of my Amazon use here of late, because I feel like they're constantly getting in hot water

with how they treat their employees. So like very minimal amount of usage, but I did order a bunch of picture frames when I moved, and one of them came in and it just looked like someone straight up fucking punched the thing. Oh, this is like, what can I do? Yeah, they could have. Yeah.

So I was like, I need a shirt. Oh, no, it wasn't me. I know I'm an angry white guy, but I'm not punchy on my picture. No, I was gonna say to be fair, it's really hard not to break things when you're flinging things over fences because you have a insane amount of work to do

and a very little amount of fun. You have to deliver 85, and then I just had two hours. It's an hour, yeah. Zing! Yeah, that's true. I don't get mad when the bucks is gonna fuck though, because I'm like, he probably didn't even stop.

He probably did a roll by. Yeah, he was just like, it's your drive. Yeah, I just don't order anything fragile anymore. It's good call. But yeah, I learned my lesson with that too. And I was like, I need to do a return and I'll take it back.

And then they're like, keep it, like they had an automated message where it was just like, don't to do a return and I'll take it back and then they're like, keep it, like they had an automated message where I was just like, don't even fuck with it. It was like, okay. There was one time I bought, this was like at the beginning of quarantine, I bought a mic cover for my mic. It's just like one of these little spongy guys thing here.

And foam condom. It came by itself, because sometimes when you order things, like they don't package it together, even though I ask them to every time, it was just loose in like its own little bag. And I got an alert saying like your package is delivered. I went outside and I'm like, I don't see it anywhere. And so I like put a thing in to be like, oh, I don't think it was delivered because they didn't take a picture or anything like that.

It turns out it was so light that it just blew away. Oh, like it just, I just tried to do it. I'm finding it like down the street. We blew away. Oh. It's so funny. I just tried to do it. I was just trying to do it. Finding it down the street. It was so funny. It was just funny. It was just like, right on a baby turtle. Yeah.

It was so light. Every time I order something to my house, it is an ordeal because my house isn't on the street that the GPS tells you it's on the way. It's, they always go to the, it either goes like to the house on the actual street or I don't know where, but I've seen the picture of the door a million times and I cannot track it down.

But the most recent thing issue I've had is like, let's see the street that I lived on was like Dallas. So I put like one, two, three, four Dallas street but I ordered something from like Indonesia. So they put it as like one, two, three, four, a Dallas Street, but I ordered something from like Indonesia. So they put it as like one, one, two, three, four, a Dallas didn't put the street. So now my package is in Dallas and I can't figure out how to get it.

Because yeah, yeah. We gotta stop these. So it just went to one, two, three, four, in Dallas. I mean, it's just, it's at a, it's at a USPS in Dallas. I keep trying to call and I cannot get in there. So you know, our producer here, Tyler, yeah, a year or two ago, a couple years, about two years ago, he ordered something. And yeah, you forgot about it.

Didn't you? He ordered something that was supposed to come here and it got marked as delivered and he didn't get it. And he didn't know where it was. And you got a call from Tyler's on the drag. And was like, Hey, we have a package here for you. How do you fuck that up? Right? It's like, they saw. And it was like, hey, we have a package here for you. How do you fuck that up? So they saw Tyler and they were like, Tyler's on the drag, let's go. Yeah, they just took it to a store called Tyler's

and left it there. Man, that's insane. That's so strange. Hey man, but you could have gotten Tyler's keep awesome weird shirt or whatever. They sell. Is there a store in Austin called Barbara? Cause now in nervous.

Barbara Ella? Barbara Ellis. Ah. Ah, so I have any missing pictures. I'll call it the club. They're not going to give you any pictures. Have you been the barbs?

Not lately. Seedy. Dude, I missed barbs. We used to go there. Man, I was thinking back to this. I'm now almost 10 years in Austin. And when I first moved here, like the first five years or so, we would go down to like dirty six downtown all the time, like every weekend.

Chris. And then, yeah, very aggressive. But I was 22. So it was. So time is right. Being 22 is gross. Being 22 is gross. Being 32. Sick. Also a little gross. A little gross. But a lot in a different way. Different from 22. How old are you? You're how old are you? 28 27 27. Okay. Yeah. I'm a proper adult. I'm in my late 20s. There you go. I'm you're in your late 20s. I am ricocheting towards 30 other rate that I do not enjoy. Okay, Milano, I have to ask you said you got something from like Indonesia. Well, wasn't uh, shirts. I follow these I follow like an artist on Instagram and they do like, they do seasonal drops

so they have like a summer fall winter spring drop. And I finally was able to buy something from their summer drop because I never get there in time because they are always like, I'm open to the doors at 8 a.m. CST and I'm like, I'm asleep. Yeah. So, have you ever put an alarm on your phone

or a calendar for something to buy? Absolutely. I've done that for twice. That's how we got it this time. Yeah. But now it's a Dallas. Yeah, no, it's in Dallas. No, never gonna get that shirt.

It's awesome. So, you've been here 10 years now, Barbara. Are you approaching that point where you can say like you remember Austin before it was shitty or you get mad at all the new transplants to move here? No, I think no. Because I'm more self-aware than that, I think, to be like, well, I'm a transplant. So I don't think I could ever be mad at transplants.

But there are a lot of people who move to Austin every day. And it's a little overwhelming what the city has become. And just like seeing different neighborhoods and different parts of Austin, like just the roots. The roots all feel like they were built as a bit, like a joke. Yeah. Like someone in like a city planning, a bit like a joke. Yeah. Like someone was like, like someone in like a city planning. It was like, I dare you.

I dare you to take the main interstate through the city and then split it for a mile and then put it back together. Yeah, literally, I've never, for no, but only between four and seven p.m. I will never understand the splitting of the highway. Yeah, it's dumb. And I don't know why. And you guys probably experienced this too. It could be fucking two in the highway. Yeah, it's dumb. And I don't know why. You guys probably experienced this too.

It could be fucking two in the morning, or seven in the morning, or 12 in the afternoon, and it could be a Friday, it could be a Saturday, it could be a Monday, whatever it is. When you get off the top ramp and merge back with the bottom,

traffic all the time. I don't get it. For no reason. I don't get it. It's like, everyone's changing lanes at the last minute, or when you're getting to the split, someone decides they need to be on the other one or the upper or the lower.

They have to. And they're both going to the same place. Just take the edge. Just go. Just keep going. Stop, don't stop. It's infuriated. Is that worse or better than what the one

to the other highway used to be? Oh, the one that takes you to the domain. Oh gosh. Like the one exit, I feel like I complained about this last time I was on the podcast. They close the one exit to get to the other highway, like going north, exit 240? They close the 183.

183, yeah, to get the one, yeah, they're with that. They're with that, and the only way to get onto 183 is they've got the sides, they got the frontage rope that is two lanes. It's too fucking lanes. And it takes 15 minutes just to get back on the highway. Yeah. See, I'm going to be here loving it to be mad about traffic. Yeah, the way I was.

The guy riding a tractor in Kansas is listening to this while he's doing his crops or something. That's like these fucking cities. Cities look like this. Yeah. I remember sitting on the RT podcast. I was like, these fucking cities, like, cities look like his sand. Oh, yeah. I remember sitting on the RTPACS when I was 22, 23 years old and you guys would be like,

Austin, through a driving traffic nut. And I'm just like, la, la, la, la, la, nothing ever changes. Now you know. Now I'm part of it. Now I'm old enough. When I moved here in 1998, and in the amount of time I lived here,

the city pop, the city population, the austere proper has doubled in population. Or I guess at this point, now more than doubled. And it's just so fucking crazy to me to think we have not increased any, for the most part, and there's been no capacity increase on the roads. It's just like, let's just jam twice as many people on there. And they're just like, guys, guys, just, let's not be rash. Think of all leave.

Don't build anything yet. What if we built the infrastructure, they leave them what? That was the problem. I think Austin actively fought growth up until maybe about the mid 90s, like being potentially did nothing to try to accomplish growth. The our biggest highway being three lanes only is a great

again, awful decision. I am from Georgia. I'm from Atlanta. There is a literal eight nine, awful decision. I am from Georgia, I'm from Atlanta. There is a literal eight, nine lane highway that still gets backed up. But like, at least in the East, I can't have, yeah. I realized recently that Atlanta proper has less than like 500,000 people.

It's like 490,000. Well, yeah, cause it's all in ship clubs. There's no room for condos, the district thing won't let them. You know how most states, the capital building has to be the tallest building, and Atlanta is a ship clubs. There's no room for condos. The district, the district thing won't let them. You know how most states the capital building has to be the tallest building in Atlanta. It's a ship club. Is it cool? Is it the Claremont Lounge? Yes, the Claremont Lounge. What's the top building? Well, it's Badeys.

What's the top building in Austin? Definitely not. It's the independent, I think. It's not the W. No. No. I think it's the independent. Is that the one that just went out the east of the highway? Yeah. Because it's like the bridge.

We were out. Bar Barbara and I were doing something recently for a shoot that's gonna come out later, but we were all around downtown Austin, and I was just like, I kept looking at this skyline because I haven't been living downtown over a year and a half, and it's fucking nuts. Yeah, it is the independent. It's the one that looks like it's not finished

at the very top. Yeah, it's west of the highway though, or west of 35. I think the biggest bummer with what's been going on is I used to have this one in a coffee shop that was like a mile away from my apartment. I used to go to every day with Dutch and then the last time I drove by it, it's literally hot pink and it has neon signs all inside. And it's like an Instagram spot. Oh yeah.

It's revival. Yeah, they got the fruity bubble latte. Oh, dude. Yeah, fucking hate you dude. That's not you have a fruity pebble latte. I haven't gone back because it just breaks my heart. Well, I didn't do it yet. That's it for the podcast.

It was so chill. It was like, just kind of a whatever blue and they had very minimal, like they had like local artists bringing their paintings and hang up. I used to go in there right all the time and now just like. You got the Deer Diary. What?

Deer Diary. What is that? It's a coffee shop that kind of sounds like what you're describing. They sell a lot of local indie artists stuff in there. Yeah. They got like, zines and t-shirts and stickers. Yeah.

There's a few coffee shops that are still like that. Where it's like, I think the coffee shop needs to be relaxing and chill. Yeah. There's need to be like a onslaught to your senses where you're going. Yeah. That place is violently pink.

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there. Oh, really? She hasn't reached that age yet. Yeah. We were hanging out for 4th of July. And the person who's how, how's we were at was playing music on like a Bluetooth speaker. Yeah. Loud. To the point where we were like, yeah, so like, what do you think you're going to do later today,

Laura? Like talking like that. They went inside for a second. I went over to the Bluetooth speaker and just lowered the volume. Just so it was like enough of an ambiance, so it's still there. But not so I have to like talk super loud. To be fair, the playlist they were playing was United States helicopter Vietnam's playlist or something, so it's songs you'd listen to while in Vietnam and a helicopter.

Well, they did that because it was too bright outside to start the fireworks, so. Right. Yeah. You just need to disturb the piece you need to you need to be an asshole somehow. Yeah, exactly I bought a sound system for my garage. It's like big-ass speakers and all fucking blasts at like Granted the family next door has a one-year-old and I try to be cognizant of that but at the same time I think there's a time in a place. Yeah, you keep it awake during the day So they can sleep through the night. You're doing them a service. You're doing them a favor Yeah, they should be paying you for that You kidding me. Yeah, they should be paying you for that.

You kidding me? They should have chipped in a little bit for that sound system. Just like bin mo then for 10% of the cost. When the big freeze happened. Big freeze down in Austin. Me and like a couple of other dudes, in my like street, we're all hanging out around a fire

because this is the only fucking thing we can do. Like a hot size fire? Yeah, burning your furniture. So imagine you're ran a trash can. Yeah. Dude, I mean, we were basically there. I was like, I'm gonna run back to my house. I'm gonna grab a can of beans

because that's what I've got to contribute to this. Okay, more facts. So then we put a can of beans on the fire. We're just like, these are good beans. Did it? These are good beans. Do you open it? Yeah, what?

I got to see it. No, no, no, or do you cook it close? Oh, no, it would explode if you cooked it. I don't know. It's really good. She's only 27. I'm sorry, I forget how young she is sometimes. Anyways, the guy next door revealed a lot

because I said something about like exercising my garage. And then he basically said like, fuck you in a way. He went on this little thing where it made it seem like his like wife watched me work at it. He's really weird. Okay. I don't know where this is going, but uh, where did it go? Well, I like watching it work out on my peeping camp in your garage.

A new Nandee plan one. That's what we pay for the lights here. Yeah. It's a your only fans is poppin. They make him so I should make a guest co bring a new blame workouts since 2021. You've seen those time they make him so tiny. Yeah. That's scary. Yeah.

Like those ones that look like paperclip sized. No, they look like wall chargers, like for your phone, like where you put a USB into. Yeah. Yikes. I've seen videos of people at like Airbnb's finding those and being like, are we being recorded? It's terrifying.

I always, I still do the mirror check whenever I go to Airbnb's. Yeah. What do you mean? So if you put your hand up to a mirror and you don't have a space between your reflection Like you're touching fingers. Yeah, you want to make sure you're not touching tips if you're touching tips Then someone is probably watching you try to touch your tip. It could be the sign of a double-sided mirror So you don't want to touch tips.

Touchy tips is bad. Touching tips is bad. Well, I mean, yeah. To each there. And a mirror touching tips. Okay. Yeah, okay. It's not inherently bad.

Yeah, just in this context-based, really. Also, like double mirror, if you're gonna go through trouble of installing a double mirror, like, sure, look at my titties, who gives a shit? This is not that great. Well, no, my tits are great. But it's like fine. Like, go for it.

You went through all the trouble of installing a double mirror, like sure, fine. Sure, fine. Having luckily, you fucking creep. Do you think you've ever stayed in a hotel room that could be like, cammed up somewhere or had a little creepy vibes to it. I'm normally diligent about looking around.

I'm a parent. It's no surprise that I'm a paranoid person. We stayed at a hotel one time for a convention in Omaha, Nebraska. Yeah, that was like, be weird as hotel I've ever stayed in. I forget what it was called. It wasn't like a, like a hilton or like a chain.

And in the room was a single bed. Sure. For some, I've never seen like a, like a hilton or like a chain. And in the room was a single bed. Sure. For some, I've never seen like a twin bed. Like a dorm. A wooden night table with a lamp on it. And I think like one dresser that had some drawers in it. I don't think there was a TV in there.

Okay. I don't think, I think there was like three outlets or something like that. How much was this day though? I don't know, because it was the convention. The The thing but it was the same hotel where the convention was happening and of course because of all this you could assume probably didn't have room service correct did not have any room service So you'd have to go downstairs to the hotel restaurant to get food and it was just like covered in attendees everywhere

So you're like I have no privacy to eat. I don't know what to do. Free doordash and shit. Yeah. Middle of nowhere. Little Omaha, Nebraska. I, I, I, uh, I stayed at a hotel once that the hotel bar was manned by the front desk staff.

Yeah. It's like the front desk continued and then eventually turned into a bar and it's like, you wanted something to drink. You go to the bar and when they were done checking people in, they'd come over to the bar. It's just so funny. It's like at the opposite of what I experienced. That I could go, I also, I just wanna say,

I love meeting people at conventions. I'm not trying to say being around attendees is not a fun thing. We need some fucking props. But if you wanna just go eat by yourself and have some time alone. We need to see if these things also are safe to eat. There was one time where I still geek out about this moment,

just like sometimes I geek out about the fact that I hang out with Gus and Barbara and Kayla, of course. That's friends, so it was a short name. Yeah, well, no, like, because I used to be a big friend of like Freddie Wong. And he was on some shoot that we did ages ago. What was it? Gauntlet.

And I got to meet him there and he's like, really cool. And the next year at RTX, he recognized me. And I was like, oh, quote, you know, Freddie, you know, I am. So like, and we like went and got breakfast at a Starbucks. And it was during our takes and this guy was like filming us the entire time we were just hanging out. I was like, ah, this is gonna be. That's uncovied.

Which is like, you know, a picture. Oh, yeah, I was like, hey. But it's just like, when people do it without you knowing, that's when it's a little. Don't be surreptitious. That's a good word, thank you. I'm gonna add that to my calendar. Ticious Extremely ticious. Yeah super ticious

man I I had to That's all I said I had a week the Amazon thing was just a tip of the iceberg or the you get all point you're okay I went to a doctor the other day. Congratulations. Thank you. It's been 43 years, Bonnie Sawman. See what all the fuss is about. So like you popped out and then you just never went again.

Never went back. I'm like, I'm not. You're like, that's so soft. That was awful. We're staying in my life. I'm never going again. That was a baby, of course. I had like, like, dandruff, right?

Like flakes coming off my head. I was like, like, try to dandruff shampoo. It wasn't doing anything. Too much information for the listener. Sit on my apologize. But it turns out it try to dandruff shampoo, it wasn't doing anything too much information for the listeners to tell my apologize. But it turns out it's a rise, so I'm to go see a dermatologist. I was like, hey, I've got psoriasis on my head.

I think I've got psoriasis on my head. It's like flaky skin. It's the flaking of the skin. Yeah, dry skin. Yeah, and he looks at it and he's like, yeah, you got psoriasis. Just like start using these drops on your head. It'll clear it up.

Well, he's, it'll get it under control and say, I'll clear it up. But the process to see him was fine, but the thing I complain about is there's way too many confirmations. It's like, I make the appointment, then they text me to confirm to make sure I'm going, then I get an email that's like,

do you have, we have all the information? Then they call and they're like, oh, don't forget, you got an appointment tomorrow. I was like, you could just pick one of these three things and it would be fine. I was like, and then sometimes I get them all at the same time. It's like the email and then I get a text and then my phone starts ringing instantly. It's also like, which one do you want me to confirm on?

Right. Because if you could confirm on one, do you have to do the other two? Right. If I missed one of them, it might be my appointment canceled. It's like, dude, I get it. You don't want people canceling on you or whatever. It's like, but just pick one. Yeah.

I don't, I don't understand why I'm getting so many contacts and I'm getting like, I'm on an email list about head, no, I'm not in an email list so much, right? So, but like, I know I feel like I'm on an email list. That's a right, it's a shampoos. I'm subscribed, you have no way too much about me. It's a lot of, yeah, just a lot of ads since just saying, you have a flaky scalp, sir.

Yeah, I think I think, look at this shampoo. Yeah. Maybe it'll help you. It's so, it's so annoying. I hate that for you. It's helping, it doesnelps are. Yeah, I think I think, look at this shampoo. Yeah. Maybe it'll help you. It's so, it's so annoying. I hate that for you. It's helping. It doesn't flake.

I'm gonna say as long as it's helping. Yeah. It's worth the confirmation. Yeah, I've only been using it a few days. I need to look into that, because I think I get that sometimes. Well, flake's in scalp. Yeah, it's like little bits of skin.

Yeah. It's like I'm a mummy just like disappearing into the wind or something. Yeah, they give me like some drops and then you just said, like after my shower, just like wherever the flakeiness is, for me, it's like over into the wind. Yeah, they gave me like some drops in the mid, you just said like after my shower, just put like wherever the flakiness is for me, it's like over here and here. Just like put some drops on the, on the scalp and massage it in. I don't think you guys go to the doctor that.

Really? You really think? Dr. like personally? Yeah. I have to go more than normal people. Yeah. Okay. I haven't been in a bit like I switched dentists.

And when I say switched dentists, I canceled my last one. I haven't gotten a new one. Yeah. Yeah. That sucks. But Doctor Young go on a regular basis. Uh. What are your annual? No. Yeah, no.

I'm a guy that guys dry as fuck. I just I think the last time maybe I'm not remembering he's just the he's a real boring guy. Oh, okay. Him and Luke. Like what kind of service are we saying? Do you want to do a juxtured doctor? Uh. Oh, it gets a good point.

Well, this guy though like it's bad news, buddy. You're in full health. What kind of service do you want? Do you want a jokes or doctor? Oh, it gets a good point. Well, this guy though, like, it's bad news, but a year and a half, I'll be on the low. I can't believe it. Oh, hey. You have a terminal case of the happy. Yeah, I love that.

Well, but I also don't want the guy that's like touching my balls and turning my head, telling me to turn my head and cough to be like. Giggling? No, he's like, he's just really. I have to be mean. I don't know, know, I just like, I'm a kind of big personality.

I want somebody to like kind of match my energy a little bit. You know? All I care about in a doctor is that they listen. Yeah. A lot of doctors will like, kind of rush things along a little bit. Yeah. And or like assume like what you're gonna say

or like think that they know what is wrong with you before you have time to really fully explain things. So that to me is the only important factor in doctor. That's your listen and care. I don't care if they're funny. I don't care if they poke me in the belly after making a joke. Actually, maybe I would mind that that would be a little bit. My regular doctor, he's great.

I love my regular doctor, but sometimes I feel like we talk about things too much. Oh, really? Like, I've been seeing the doctor a lot lately. There's like nothing major, just like various middle of things like, like, it's a rice on my head. Yeah. But like, I went and I saw my regular doctor normally, I said to you earlier, question, normally I go at least once a year for like a checkup.

But then like, if anything pops up, I'll go, I'm not afraid of the doctor. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go see him for whatever. But, I went and I I'll go, I'll go, I would see him for whatever. But I went and I saw my regular doctor recently and I was like, Hey, I hate, I hate to sound like a hypochondriac, but like I read about this disorder online and I was in until my doctor's like, Hey, I read about this thing online and I've got like every symptom of it. And I said like, there's nothing, there's nothing, like it's nothing bad, it's nothing major, just like potentially if you have this problem, it could, it could lead to heart problems down the road.

So it's like, I just wanna know, is there a test you can run to see if I have this to make sure my heart's okay? And he talked with me for about 20 minutes about that disorder. And I was like, I really appreciate this, but I read a lot about that very hero. I read all of this stuff already,

but you're being very thorough. And at the end of the 20 minutes, he's like, but ultimately, you just wanna check your heart, I'm sure, right? I was like, yeah, we'll just do a CT on your heart. Did you get a echo cardiogram by any chance? He said that for this particular thing, know that a CT of the heart would be a better diagnosis.

Echo cardiogram, I had that done. It's like an ultrasound almost. Like they just... Was it the gel? The gel and they just do some... And like you lie on your side. Every time I go, I feel like they're really pressing in. In the rib cage?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got that. Yeah, I don't know what that is. I realize what I want in a doctor. I want a guy that goes in there and then he recognizes he's like, even working out. I want a guy to be like,

you're like, you're fucking ripped. I'm gonna be like, Oh, it's your BMI, you're fine. That's what I want. But I also want a guy. It's like, ah, you should watch your testicles though. I'm like, oh, right. I think everyone should go to the doctor once a year.

Yeah, just for good measure. Ladies, go to the gynecologist once a year. Some gynecologists also do like your whole physical as well. Oh, really? I have a question for you, very personal. Go for it. Miller female OB. I have a female OB.

Yeah. There was one time where I had my usual doctor was like out of town or something like that. Or like she was too busy to see me. And I had to get a checkup for something. Yeah. And they're like, well, this other doctor's here, would you be okay seeing him?

And I was like, yeah, it's fine. Totally fine. Yeah. I honestly like couldn't care less at this point. Okay. Yeah. I think when I was younger, I cared. Now I know.

Yeah. When getting a therapist, because I've been looking into trying to get therapy, I tried for a bit. Oh, no, no, it'd be his. Oh, I know that. But I'm saying therapy. I mean, it's a similar question,

because I was trying to find some, I actually got turned away by several people and concerning them way. And I was like, I know one wants to give me therapy. Should I get a dude or a lady? That's total personal preference. Yeah, I personally could never have a male therapist. Yeah.

Because I want like some mom vibes from the therapist so that might be lady, but then I also want like a guy who's like maybe like kind of knows exactly what I'm going through. So I don't know what to do. I think they're both. I think also the thing about therapists is that you could always start with one and then if you're not feeling it, you could like. Can you show another?

Yeah. The therapists are basically, they know it's not about them. It's like you're trying to find the right person for you. And there's an understanding that if someone isn't the right fit, it's not taken personally. I just want a therapist that's like, dude, you've been working out. Hey, when you, hey, you seem to lift a lot. What are you trying to escape? What are you trying to fight?

Blaine, are you trying to lift your feelings? Well, the should I uplifting yourself, Blaine? This is your homework for today. Do they give homework? Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah, if I went there, it'd be hard. You can take a pass fail. You know, you pay them, right?

Yeah. Oh, you do? Oh, OK. You don't have to do it. I mean, if you don't want to get bad, I'm all out. I've been journaling. That's been helping. That's good.

Journaling's fun. He's writing, writing, writing. Was that what the, I didn't look at it, but you had like a, yeah, let's go on the kitchen table. I shouldn't have done that. Look at a book. Yeah, on your table. That's what it was. You didn't look at it. No, no, I didn't look at Barbara That bees on the cover I thought about you and I think I could read not my fucking Chainsaw. It's only with Canadian she can't read American

That's when you write in English, but it's got like a French accent some of the times. Yeah, some umas here in there Just for fun. All right, so get two therapists. Speaking of doctors and stuff like that, I ordered something online, because I've been having like, has most millennials do stomach issues. Where like I've been getting like random bloating every now and then,

and I know some people say like, oh, try the elimination diet. Where you eliminate certain types of foods from your diet, and then slowly add them back and see like what interacts with you. So I found this food sensitivity test that you could order.

You basically give blood samples and then send it in. It's kind of like, you give your own blood? Not yet. So I ordered it, got it, and this morning, before we shot today, before doing that, it's one of those things where you get a thing to prick your finger. And then you have to bleed onto a car where it has circles on it. And I do this thing, and Trevor knows this about me. I get so impatient where I don't read full instructions of things.

I just like, okay, it wants me to put the blood in the circles, cool, so I'll prick and then put the blood there, blah, blah, blah, blah. After doing this, and after it was like already dry, I'm like just looking through the rest of the website and it's like make sure you fill the circles with blood. And I had maybe put just like a thing just like in the center of it and it's like, this is not acceptable, this is not enough blood to collect data, blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, well, there's a second pricker in here. I'll just prick my other finger and do it there. And like I did that. And they're like, if you're not sure about your sample, you can email us with a picture and we'll tell you whether or not it's good. and do it there, and I did that. And they're like, if you're not sure about your sample, you can email us with a picture and we'll tell you whether or not it's good. I email them and they're like, you can't overlap.

You have to basically like, one source. Yeah, so you keep bleeding into the circle. So it doesn't dry. It doesn't dry and then you put more blood over it because it's like, that's weird, that's just the way it does. So that's why I have two main things. There are also like, we don't recommend you use a different finger.

How did you go with your middle fingers? You went with like your ring finger. Because you're supposed to do it on the side. I don't know, I thought like my pointer finger would be more sensitive. So I did it on these. I could see that side. I did it easily.

Yeah, I did. So I have to redo it again. So they're sending me a new kit. Well, at least they were cool about it. Yeah, I think it happens. I've been really curious about the food sensitivity test. I'll let you know, go. Yeah, how it goes for you.

I don't want it ordered, but yeah, I've just been like real, I haven't put a trigger on it. Let me be the test dummy for it. I get like, bloaty farty. And I sometimes I think it's from Chipotle. So I'm wondering if it's like the barbaco, if it's the cheese. There's also, I ordered just like the basic food sensitivity test.

There's also I think a more elaborate one that has like tests for more different test things. I'm assuming you drink all the protein shakes. Is it not the way? It's gonna save the protein. Way makes you mad, Gassy. Sorry. Wait a second to blame that.

People listening. You also ate that chicken burrito. Oh, it was a few days old. Did you hear about that Kayla? No. Blame how to burrito. What would you do? Yeah.

Okay, we'll set up the scenario. How to burrito from Chipotle. Okay. That you, I guess, didn't eat or ate partially left out. So no, I ordered two burritos. Okay. Because if I'm gonna order, I wanna make sure it's worth my time in the driver's time.

Okay. Two burritos. Eat one. Go upstairs, do some reading. Yeah. Three hours, 20 minutes later. Three hours later. I remember that the burrito is on my kitchen counter.

Yeah. So then I put it into the fridge. Okay. So it's been sitting out room temperature plus the car trip over, you know, four hour, four hours. Do you eat that burrito? Die of eating worse.

See, I will have food out just on the counter and come back to the next morning. Kale is my type of track. She gets it. It's funny. I paid for it. It was like 18 bucks and I had to tip five. I've got to waste. I don't waste your money.

It's a $20 burrito with all the surrogate. You're not saying wasted. Just saying he should have put it in the fridge immediately. Well, I was struck. Now it implied playing big. Yeah. But no, no. I was thinking ahead because if you put hot food into your refrigerator

Yeah, Gordon Ramsay said don't do that. It'll go fitted boom. Yeah, he said all bullshit Also, I heard that it lowers the temperature of your fridge raises the temperature really raises the temperature That's why he put hot stuff in your fridge it gets colder if it if it doesn't slow bad. I'm gonna eat it It's funny because we we had a live stream It was a Thursday and Blaine was talking about it on the stream and I guess my mom was watching so after the stream was done She just texted me Don't eat the burrito and I was just like what I was like oh Blaine and I was like all texted and my was like, my mom says not to eat it,

because she's a dietitian. She knows about food and all that stuff. I feel like she doesn't know. I feel like if I don't know, I can't hurt me. Like if you know, they were like my girlfriend. It's mental. Well, I've never worked in food service

with my girlfriend has. And every time I do something that is food and sea, she's like, you shouldn't do that. It's bad. I'm just like, I've been doing this my whole life. That's and killed me. Yet. And also, hey, if you're eating,

if you're eating the burrito that you looked out for six hours on the counter, don't worry about what's in the vaccine. Listen. I'm saying it. I'm saying it. I'm saying it. Hey, speaking of live streams,

I just remembered I need to coordinate our stream for Thursday. What should we stream? What should we stream? Chad, what should we stream on Thursday for? Which we stream on Thursday. For our gaming stream. Let us know.

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I hung out with my niece this weekend in the rest of my family, but my niece talks to me a lot about Minecraft because she's six, I guess. And that's what my six year olds do. I was thinking, I wonder if I should pitch a Let's Play just for my niece, where we all, I get all of you guys to build something in Minecraft just for my niece. I would love to get bodied by a child. Completely bodied in Minecraft. I don't think it's competitive.

I don't know. No, but they can, they do like, I've played Minecraft with my baby cousin before. He'll be like, yeah, just do this. And the next thing I know, I'm like dying from lava or something. And I'm like, oh, that was mean. You tricked me.

You caught me. Yeah. You all have Mario Party. Some people say Mario Party. I have Mario Party. I played that for the first time on Saturday. Oh, hell yeah. Do you have a switch?

Yeah. Play that yesterday. Do I have a switch dock? The But yesterday, do I have a switch dock? The problem is yeah, we would need someone because usually John would like host it on stream because he has a dock for a walk. I think I have a dock. I'm able to stream mine. We can use my screen. All right. Yeah. Well, look, I might be able to do it, but if not maybe I'll keep you as a backup. It's not a problem. If you're available. Yeah, do you want to play Mario Party? Sure. Hammer.

Hello. I'm gonna see you in a second. Yeah, that's so much easier than like emailing and slacking to be like, hey, I was wondering if you might be free this time, to this time, you will need this equipment. Yeah, I'm gonna be like, hey, yeah. That's one of the things I miss about like getting together and working in the office.

It's like if something comes up, just like walking over to someone's door and popping in and be like, hey, can you do this thing? Yeah, cool, all right, we'll do it. That's how I was able to shame Gavin into a lot of my productions. Because normally if you just send him an email or a slide, he doesn't answer your best of luck.

But if you go into him and you say, direct it to his face, I'll kill you if you don't do this, then he'll do it. Or like if you're like, you wanna do this thing and be like, I'll do it. Yeah. And then you'd be like,

remember that time on the podcast, he said, I'll do it. Yeah. Mr. Moonman, lecture pants, Gus. Thank you, Mr. Yeah, yeah, and then you'd be like remember that time on the podcast. He said, I'll do it. Yeah, Mr. Moonman likes your pants Gus Thank you, Mr. Moonman Also, thank you to chat. It was chat who suggested Mario party hell yeah, tight I mean, I got I call on to give me just a second. I got a little no. I'm gonna add you to the calendar But I just did never mind. Did you do it on your end or on our production?

on the production calendar excellent We are gonna screen. I'm gonna get the TV behind the curtain. Yeah, keep on the curtain. That's my favorite part. Mario part. And this can see a podcast and they start talking about knock the podcast.

Yeah. All right. Done. Done. Business thanks. Done. Excellent. How the sausage is made?

Was there something else I was supposed to do? I feel like there's something else I was supposed to do. There. You have to get up behind the bed. Metadata on something? Yeah. But I can feel that out later. I got to do that by Friday. Yeah, we're good.

Okay. Okay. That's valid. 50 turns. No. No. Our stream's only two hours. Yeah.

We'll do 20 turns and we'll rush to get that done. Oh, I know. One of the things I guess we got to figure out, what we're gonna be moving. I think next week is the last podcast we'll have. We're gonna be redoing the set and like moving a little bit. Going LA, baby. Probably gonna be a little Los Angeles, baby. I thought this was gonna be our last episode on this,

in this right here, on this spot, but that's not true next week will be our last on this set in this right here on this spot, but that's not true next week will be our last on this set in this configuration. You'll, I mean, we're not like ditching the set or anything, just things are gonna be a little different. You may notice like the angles look a little different or the lighting is a little different. Hopefully from the viewer end,

it won't be that much of a difference. But next week there last time like this, then we're gonna have a couple of weeks where we're in transition and- Like temporary setup for a few weeks, yeah. And if you're a listener on Spotify or you're blinds, you won't notice a difference. Yeah, excellent.

Everything will be great. But you don't know, won't hurt you. Yeah, I would actually, I felt like, I've just been, I haven't said anything about it. No, now I finally remembered. Yeah, well. I'm excited for that thing to happen because if it does or when it does

when it does happen. No, what's happening? Yeah, that's then like in when if we come back into office then it's gonna be like new things and that'll be like, ah, coming back fresh. I love change. Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah. Especially when it's like just a change of scenery, change of like something like that, especially after being through the last like year and a half of all of this and like. I just said you're fired, but that's okay though. It's so crazy.

Tell Jordan the mic overwrote him. The mic so I can stay. Yeah. Ooh. Someone in the chat was like, you guys should do a moving vlog. I think that would be a nice little R.T. life. It's, I don't want to oversell this. It's not going to be like a year and a half. We're going to LA, baby. I think that would be a nice little RT life. It's, I don't wanna oversell this. It's not gonna be like a video.

We're going LA, baby. I can't believe we're going LA. I know, I think it could be. Hopefully, ideally, it's gonna be mostly the same. See, I'm pushing for more change. It's gonna be violently different for last change. I'm gonna old man, change scares me. I hope you guys don't like RT red

because that's going away. It's gonna be a new color. I was thinking move, perhaps a magenta. Maybe it should choose. I know what those are. You bring that up but with the squat team for us we were definitely like colors with such a huge discussion point where we're like oh we're separating ourselves from this RT core kind of idea so like no red involved but then like a Chi-Munner has a monopoly on green. Funhouse orange. Now they're more of a yellow with their logo. I really like it. It's such a cute logo.

So cute. But you're real good shit. You think about primary colors. Like you're whittling down like a lot of your options. Yeah. I like what we ended up with though. Yeah, that's a really good look. It's very like late 80s, early 90s.

Yeah. Kind of like a, I think you said it looked like a cup. One of those cups. Yeah, like one of those like the girls with the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a, I like you said it looked like a cup, one of those cups. Yeah, like one of those like, rules show the thing, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's a, I like it a lot.

We spend a lot of time thinking about colors and logos and looks and names. It was a, I'm glad we're done with that. Yeah, I heard you guys are gonna put the FaceShin van inside the building. Oh, and we're gonna keep it running. Yeah, it's gonna be running all day. That's actually where the new RT podcast side is gonna be. Yeah, it's all the creative ways to get in the building. Oh, we're gonna keep we're gonna keep it running. Yeah, that's getting running all day. Yeah. That's actually where the new RT podcast that's gonna be. Yeah, it's all the creative. Yeah, smell

and those delicious smell. Fume, fume, fumes. Yum, yum, yum. They're taking that thing on the road. They announced that at RTX. Yeah, I don't know when they're when are they doing that? You don't have the announced when they're doing that? Have they announced one? Yeah, when they're asking them. I don't think I'm allowed to say. Okay. Is that I'm asking if they announced to win right now? the rest of the day. I don't think I'm allowed to say. Is that, I'm asking if they announced a win. Right now. I don't think so.

Okay. But how? Because that thing fucking sucks. It plays. It's a, I'm kidding. Okay, okay. Yeah, I, I, I, the last few times I've seen that van, it was in the place that I get my

oil change because it's also a mechanic shop and I was like, oh, that thing looks like it's a junk. Oh, that's a face-traum thing. Yeah, I see it driving, because it's like the shop, I've never seen a drive. It's over in that direction. Yeah, and I like every now and then I'll see it driving. I'll always take photos of it, but send it to. I wonder what is inside that place when the drive's around.

Is there a lot of equipment and shit inside that van that has to be secured before they drive it? I feel like it'd be like a lot of sauces and like, like food that's like, bunch of bosses. Four hour ultra potlay. Yeah, well the text is he keeps it, even temperature.

That's right, it's out of the danger. It's like one of those like heat lamps at a loube. Exactly. I was debating whether I had like a chisandwich. I left in my car this morning. It's like croissant sandwich. Yeah, and, which I left in my car this morning. It's like croissant sandwich. Yeah, and it's just been in my car all day.

And I was like, well, technically it's the same temperature I got when I got it. So it should be fine, right? Well, no, like there's like a thing, like what is it? My car's probably like a hundred and fifty degrees. Well, like a big Mac can go 24 hours and it's still out of it. Yeah, well, that's McDonald's. Well, this is like a someone scrambled some eggs

and put some bacon and other stuff. That's what it's involved. Ooh. You know, I still want to go for it. I think you'd be okay. I'm gonna go for it. I'm never for dinner. And if not, you'll have a bad,

I have a pretty strong stomach. I do too. Yeah. I think I've only had food poisoning twice in my life. Same. So I think that's like something you and I have in common. Where it's like, well, you'd anything. I need anything. All these stuff. I'll spoiler alert. I'd volunteer to

be the still maker, whatever. Oh, I can't. I knew I wouldn't throw up. I knew it would taste bad. But I knew I wouldn't throw up. Could us to you on that. Yeah. We like to talk about like eliminations and stuff like that. I think the finale comes out tomorrow. What are you saying? Could you vote all the women off, please? No, no, no, no no no no no no no no that's that is not equal blin hates women There was like me and Kayla. Yeah, you're not funny. No god damn it. That's it. This is redirects I got a shirt from bronze a

We huh? That's a best way I should like I was insane when I asked that We, huh? Those broms. That's the best way I stream. They acted like I was insane when I asked that. Broms fucking rules. I know. It's also things are shit right now. Broms makes everything better.

Okay. I love ice cream. It's great stuff. My mom used to work there. She was putting herself through college and raising me in my sister. And was also working at Brahms. Well, does she know you hate women? Why would you do that?

This is such bullshit. Anyway, she used to bring me home a can of root beer from Brahms after every shift. And I have like this like, you know, that connection with Brahms root beer. And I was driving through part of Texas where there was like only one of the last Brahms in Texas is there. He's like somewhere near Waco. And my girlfriend and I were there. And I was like, oh, we should go.

So I could go get a root beer because I love the root beer. And I got the last two liter bottle because the old lady was like, their face not out. They're ringing in the game W's now. A N W trash. Fuck, fuck. But I think it was really gonna root beer though.

Oh, no, not A N W. Sorry, Mug is trash. Mug is fucking. You open it and it is immediately decarbonated. What about Mug and Ciarope? Whatbonated. And it's syrupy. What about bragg? Barks. Barks.

Barks got burned. I love bark. Oh, beta is the best. Have you had an abeta? No. It's like a brewery in Louisiana. Okay. But besides making beer, they also make root beer.

How do you feel about IBC? It's okay. Okay, that's fair. I like the bottle when I was a kid. I just love the bottles. Yeah. You're just trying to beat a beer sometime? Yeah. It's amazing. I like the bottle when I was a kid. I just love the bottles. You're just trying to beat a beer sometime? Yeah, it's amazing.

It's a real world beer. I went through a period in time where I was mixing root beer and crown royal and drinking that. Yeah, that's the shit. It is fucking delicious. That's the shit, dude. It is so good.

I used to have that in college all the time. Yeah, that was such a college drink. I've never mixed root beer with an alcohol before. Crown royal. Crown royal. I don't think I've a college drink. I've never mixed root beer with an alcohol before. Crown Royal. Crown Royal. You're set. I don't think I've tried that either. I've never had a cognac before.

Well, listen, next podcast we're all on together. Gus, I think we know what to do. Crown Royal, we're making drinks. We're making drinks. I'm like a, I'm like a gin de kilo person. That's a good. Yeah, but you like root beer. I love root beer.

So I think the crown royal just adds to the flavor of the beer Yeah, it doesn't make it taste too different. That's just why it's so good I've had friends who like crowned royal and it just never looked appealing and they would also always get the apple flavored one Oh, what? Yeah, dude any flavored alcohol like birthday cake vodka great vodka is pretty good. What? Sorry, I have flashbacks. I just like, as you'll project it to like nine, nine of my friends all vomiting around one toilet because you're drinking birthday cake flavored UV or pin the color of your song shit.

Oh my god. I remember one night in college, I had a bottle of rum and I was like, I'm gonna finish this, Ram. I'm a pirate and I just fucking bloom chunks the whole night. Disgusting. I didn't finish that.

I was much much richer. and I just fucking blew chunks the whole night. Discussing. I didn't finish that long. One time, I was much, much younger. I once had been like 22, 23. I had a place down off a riverside that I lived at. And I had a big party, had a bunch of people over, it's before Ristichy. Had a bunch of friends over at the call center that I worked with.

And one of them came over. It was this dude who was like a big drinker. And he showed up him and his roommate showed up, and they each had a suitcase of Milwaukee's best. Is that beer? Yeah, like 24 beers, like the cardboard, the coldest place. There's a 24 pack of 12 ounces.

Oh. They showed up, they each drank their respective suitcases. No, no, I take it back. They showed up each with a bottle of Jack Daniels. That's what they showed up with. And I was like, why'd you each bring a bottle of Jack? And my coworker was like, I never drank a bottle of Jack once before and my roommate said he had neither,

so we both decided we're gonna try it. They both drank the entire bottle of Jack each at my place. Then they're like, we're gonna be right back. Someone drove him down to the Albertsons that used to be off their upper riverside, then they each bought a suitcase of Milwaukee's best and they came back each with the suitcase and started drinking the beers.

Yeah. They're different. They're different, yeah. Yeah, like they took off before it got bad, but I was like, holy shit. They're alive? Yeah, those guys are alcoholics. I was like, that is way too much alcohol

for one person one night. Give me like fucking like two sips off of that one bottle of Jack, I'd be done. I'd be like, I'm tipsy. I still love the honey one, the honey Jack. It's so good. It's so good. It doesn't mean it's trash, but it's so good.

I haven't drank really much at all this past year. I was about to say the fucking quarantine. Like I win vaccines were a thing, and it was like a hit May, I felt comfortable enough and I had a vaccinated group of friends, so we did like a little birthday thing. Because my birthday aligned with a few other people's

birthdays, so we like felt safe, we did this little hangout, and I just couldn't drink because I was just like, I just got fucked up immediately. This is the quarantine. I have the lowest tolerance now. It's, I mean, it's good for that reason, but also now, anytime I do drink,

which has been like on a podcast here and there, and like I think one or two social gatherings in the last few months, I feel like shit. I feel like shit. And I'm like, I don't know if I like drinking. I've really stopped for the most part. I think in the last, like last September, I really, really stopped.

I think in the last year, I've maybe had four drinks. Yeah. Maybe five. I have four drinks yesterday. Yeah. That used to be me. I'll have to be 27 again. The trick that I found is a B12 vitamins.

One's that help like digests. There's a vitamin that you can take before like while you're drinking and then the morning after and it helps a lot. I just think also just being hydra, it helps. I do a glass of water for every two alcohols. That was smart. That was my rule in college, yeah. Fair enough.

And you're probably never hung over. Never hung over. Yeah, but you're constantly pissing though. It's pissing so much. Worse it. Yeah. Never hung though. Never get hung. That's right. It's all about water. Stay hydrated. Yeah. Never hung though. Never get hung.

That's right. It's all about water. Stay hydrated. If people just knew that, it was drink every two to three drinks, glass of water, you're good. Good to go. You're going to be peeing constantly anyway. Constantly.

There's another pee a thousand times. Didn't wake up on the over. Yes. Maybe not a thousand times. And a hundred times. You're joking. I remember. I know someone who would,

after they got drunk, they'd make themselves throw up and then they'd eat a breakfast that night. My roommate used to do that. How does that make sense? I don't know, but she seemed, no, she would get hungover a lot. At the peak, my worst on my drinking in my early 20s, I would like force myself to vomit.

How are your teeth still intact? Cause I feel like all that acid and vomiting. Now and you have to do it a lot for you. Don't do not do that by the way. Yeah, it doesn't help anything. It's already in your blood. You just making it worse. It is a terrible approach to anything. Unless you've eaten something that you shouldn't have eaten. Don't ever make yourself so up. It never helps anything. Yes, your body will do it for you if it has to come out. Yeah, also I feel like gas live by people who are like, oh, you should be like pdl, the next day. I'm like, oh, no.

I'm just gonna have water. Why would I do that? It's pdl. It's like for babies. It's yeah, if they're dehydrated, they hide very easy, because they're dumb. I think you should have been drinking shit. It's pdl. pdl. It does. I think it does absorb into your bloodstream more quickly than just.

Something about the electrolyte, I guess. But it doesn't smart water have electrolytes? I think it does. It's smart water. Yeah, some water is like shit. I don't know, pylates griss. Yeah. So we're all those like, I don't know.

I like had like a really bad pdly experience. It wasn't me. Someone else drank pdly while they were still drunk at the behest of someone else and then threw up all the pdly terms. Yeah, that would turn me off of it too. Yeah, and the next thing I was just like, you know that's like for the day after, you're not supposed to while you're blackout drunk, then drink half a container of orange pd

Light. It's like in a coo. Well, I wonder if they made like I wonder if someone's made a pd like cocktail. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone has to. Oh, yeah, yeah. Pd like vodka probably. Has the FDA ever approved Red Bull vodka? probably. Has the FDA ever approved Red Bull vodka? I saw something post there just like because that hasn't been that's funny. You know approved certain things haven't been approved by the FDA

and it will have the FDA ever appreciate Red Bull and vodka. It's got got to things that I don't know if we'll go we're all together but I think I've ever had I can't drink red bull. No, I love I'm not a big energy drink. Yeah, I'm oh, I just got another fucking confirmation about a doctor's appointment. This is the second text I've gotten from them today. It's not for six more months I don't know why they're doing this to me. You said energy drinks. I don't know if you heard me in Barbara talking before But like you know how we can do that thing where we get points for like our health insurance

when you do shit. So like, I feel like nobody knows about that. Yeah, so like, yeah, it's called castlates. I've missed it too about it before. Yeah, it's called castlates. And you do like dumb shit and they give you points and you can redeem it for up to $500 in gift cards. I got like $150 in Amazon gift cards last year.

Yeah, I got for what? For where we might watch. Yeah, I got a watch. I got $400 in gift cards last year. I'm? For where in my watch? Yeah, I got a watch. I got $400 in gift cards last year. I'm almost at the limit to get the 500. What? It measures like if you did steps or if you worked out and it's like, it converts your activity into dollars.

Also sometimes you just have to watch videos about your, like it'll be like, do you wanna learn about your FSA and you can just do that and they'll give you 100 points or just like $10. All right, as cool as this is, this is some fucking Disturbing shit. Yeah, I know I know like they're gamifying your health, bro. They have all of myself I don't care but I got Amazon gift cards to give to daddy Bezos and that's all that matters

You can pick not Amazon if you want. Yeah, you can do like a visa gift card You can do like a a B and B's you do a Starbucks. I think some may be in bees. Yeah Anyway, so I've been doing this, and one of the things you can do is go to a place where they just take your blood and tell you that you're a piece of shit. And it gives you a thousand points. So I did that.

And everything was great. All green, all perfect across the board, perfectly healthy. Then I got my blood pressure, and it is in the red. And I'm like, that's too high. Way too high. And I was like, oh, that's weird. I'm very young. And I got kind of worried, because my dad has hypertension. But then I'm like, that's too high, way too high. And I was like, oh, that's weird. I'm very young. And I got kind of worried,

because like my dad has hypertension. But then I remember that, like I have to take Adderall every day, but also I drink a lot of coffee and g-fuel. So like that's probably not the best thing to be doing. Yeah, probably not. So I'm gonna have to stop one of those eventually. Or just less of both.

This is so much fun. How much time was- It's all about balance, right? How much caffeine we drink in a day? Well, one G fuel is 300 milligrams of caffeine, and it's delicious. I never finish it. But I have a can with me, which is 300 milligrams, I only ever drink half in a day.

Yeah, I drink like half in a day. What's in a cold brew? About 150. A cup of coffee typically is 80 to 90. Yeah, and then cold brew is usually like 150 to 200 depending on the size of the can. Which if you're having one of those a day, that's probably fine. Yeah. I wouldn't recommend two of those a day.

Where do you find caffeine? I don't know. Normally it says it in big letters. Only like the side. But yeah, apparently, oh yeah, it's real big right there. 220, did you drink this coming in? Yeah. 225 milligrams, are you gonna go to the bed tonight? Woo!

Too bad. On for a runner from here. Yeah, this is, what is that like, two and a half coffees? Yeah, it's like, I was, I think a cup of coffee has like 80 or 90. It's 80 to 90. It's 80 to 90, yeah, it's typical. It's so nice.

It's so nice. It's so nice. I mean, hey, you're gonna get a real good, real good. I already lifted this one again. Do it again. Yeah, two left, some're gonna get a real good real good already. Let's do this one. Do it again Yeah, too less cardio. Yeah, sure dance party or horse blood just dance I fed Dutch a bunch of treats today. So I need to take them in front of an extra long walk Yeah, there you go You're gonna have the energy to do that with 225 milligrams of caffeine course with your blood

You know, we filmed a little little video with Dutch where we gave them treats for solving internet arguments Yes little video with Dutch where we gave him treats for solving internet arguments. Yes. It made some interesting choices and bold moves. He made some very interesting choices. I can't believe he's against vaccines, but you know, I'm just king. My dog loves vaccines. You should too. Go get your vaccine, please.

I want to go see Dune in theaters. And I also don't want people to die, but I mostly just want to do it in theaters. It's about that timid taste, shella me. Don't fuck this up for me. Get your vaccine. See you in it. Yes, he's in the heart of the train. It's about that Timmatee Shellamy. Don't fuck this up for me. Get your ass in. See, innit? Yes, he's in part of the training. He means in day, they're like the most famous day. I have it, why is she in Shawnee?

Yeah, I haven't seen it trailer. I do, and then they got fucking Duke Leto is Zoscar Isaac, and then they got Duncan Idaho, Jason Momoa. Okay. They got the whole cast. Everyone's in that movie, and it's gonna be amazing. And I wanna go see it in theater at the IMAX. So get your fucking vaccine.

I got $170 in Amazon, give cards last year from it. Yes. Oh wow Yeah, but at the cost of like some corporation knowing all your medicine. I'm not in court I'm not in court. I'm not sure about the matter to matter. Yeah, they know they know I'm taking crazy pills. Do you not think that that's weird that your medical company is like Look at this shit. I. It's so weird. I personally don't care, because what are they gonna do? Yeah.

I mean, this is coming from a guy that did like 23 and me, but like, it just seems, that she seems weird. Something about that's just like weird. Someone, a company knowing all your medical information. No, it's just like you being paid to then send in your blood to get like, you don't send your blood.

Well, she got, she just said she did't. Well, if you do the quest diagnostic, it does give you a thousand points. She, she, she blood equals 1,000 points. The quest I have. Does that have to do that? Oh, I did. I haven't done, all I did was wear my watch and it knows how much I walk based on that.

I did it because I wanted to get a $200 gift card, so I could get an Airbnb with my girlfriend. Jason MC, I'm your wrong. Doon's gonna be amazing. Just shut your pie hole. Didn't even know know he's never let me down pie hole first time for everything all right you don't have to just saying the options there if you want I need to lend you the book by the way I should probably see you know I'm picking up don't worry about I'm gonna go into the doctor and go into places to

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Nope. It's still like this. Yeah. Oh, I would otherwise. Man, I got a palette of the Wompa fruit. It's so fucking good. The what? Did you get a Wompa fruit flavor?

That's like something really strange. Oh, I got the Sonic the Hedgehog chili. The I'm sorry, I got the Sonic the Hedgehog chili dog flavor. So fucking good. Did you get a little bit of flavor that's like something really straight. I got the Sonic the Hedgehog chili though. I'm sorry. I got the Sonic the Hedgehog chili dog flavor. Is it taste like? Is it real Hedgehog? It's liquid.

The taste of chili dog. Yes. Not hot, not just hot dog. Like chili dog. Is it good? You, they start Sonic the Hedgehog. So you say is it good? I say I did the pre-order bundle

and they send you a tub of peach rings to go with it as well. Is that to mask the flavor of it being bad? It should make up for the fact that you spent $45 on something that you couldn't physically finish. But what I am planning on doing is using another cooking spice. Okay, so, TikTok, look out for that.

Speaking of over-priced stuff, was it you who was telling me that that Disney Star Wars Motel hotel to be like $7,000? It is so fucking much money. It's like for a kid. If Disney, if you're watching this, please send me there. I'll do all the influencer bullshit. I'll, yeah, I'll call it Bullshit.

Yeah, he'll send you his medical data. Yeah, I will for the Star Wars thing. I'll actually do that. I'll do that in exchange for one night no hotel Can you look that on the sale? Daddy Disney even though we're not owned by them, but we're not You mean enemy dishanning me this is not our father. All right, so my real dad Yeah, it's crazy expensive. It's like I was really hyped about it. I was really excited

Then you told me how much it was like nope. Yeah, that's not gonna happen. It's like And I can't even wrap my head around what it's gonna be like, you know? Yeah. Because it's like, go to space. No, that's a lot of money. Yeah, that's a seven K. I should be like doing that fucking airplane thing where they bring you up and you experience

zero Gs for 30 seconds. Do you get clothes there? I wonder. That's what I'm saying. If you gave me like a full, if you gave me a full Jedi's outfit or not, wait, yes, the's a Star Wars one, right? Yeah. Like full Jedi outfit, full light saber, full like you cut my hair, give me a rat tail, like a padawan, like then yeah, sure, I'll give you $4,000. If I get to, if I get to do a VR experience for the entire time that

I am there and I mean walking down the hallways so it looks like I am literally inside the Star Wars. And there's never in immersion broken, then sure yeah, 4K. Otherwise, E-Mass. That's what I want to know is like how immersive is this. I want to know about what the clothing is like or if you have to bring your own shit. Do you say all the windows,

does it actually look outside? It looks like you're in space. It's just projections in the entire thing, apparently. That's cool, but also looks. Yeah, Tyler sent me the cost of four. If we split a room, two guests per cat. So we used to say split room for guest

per cat. There's four cabins and two cabins, I think. So if it's four per cat, two guests per cabin, okay. Voyage to it breaks it up per night. I'm just to give you the total. Okay. It's two nights. Voyage total $4,800. For one night for two nights. For two nights. Two nights. Yeah. Oh, that means it's two. Voyage total $4800. For one night. Yes.

For two nights. For two nights? Two nights. Oh, that means it's 2400 a night. Yes, so $129 per guest per night. That's 12. Two months of rent for two nights. Yeah, but I'm saying it's not $7,000.

It's a $129 per night. It's a $129 per night. It's a $129 per night. It's a lot of money. Four guests per cabin is $749 per guest, which works out to $6,000. Ah, $749. So $1500 per person, if you put four people in a row. Interesting.

Someone asked if, I think I've spent $7,000 in my life. Absolutely. I'm sure I absolutely have. Yeah, I don't know you that well-bladed, but that would say yes. What do you think you've spent the most money on? Like what, one cumulative thing? Other than like a house or a car? Close, close really like shoes.

Those are fun things. Video games, video games. Computer. Oh, interesting, yeah, tech. I spend a lot of money on tech. Yeah. Yeah. I spend a lot of money on dumb stuff.

I think in my lifetime probably clothes, just because I've always loved fashion growing up. And so like. I can never bring myself to spend a lot of money on clothes. I don't spend a lot of money on me. I just used to buy a lot more clothes. Don't I need more? What was your name? It made a meme of you.

No. It was you at the podcast fest, and I made the still-your-look meme. No, I didn't see that. I saw that. And it was like, I found your shoes. There's sauce in these, somethings, right? Yeah, some ponies. Yeah, now I keep getting ads for them

and I'm like, look. You got all birds on there. Oh, shit. I just had a... What if on the Star Wars thing, it's so immersive and so amazing that the rest of your life just fucking sucks and you get off the plane thing and you're like, that's not hard to. That's Westworld. No, it's like this is the closest we're going to get to Westworld so far.

So far. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool though. So to me, that's an experience that if that meet that that's something you really want to do and meet something like it's worth the cost. Yeah. If you could afford it, of course, like if it's something you want to spend so much doing and experience doing, I'm not saying like it's something you want to spend So much doing it. And experience doing. I'm not saying like it's obviously I do want to be a smuggler

and just like Bone on the Millennium Falcon or something that would be just You just want to be Han Solo. It's a lot of money though for a room What's more than that right? I see you get more than that Anytime I see these like sweets or rooms Because I watch a lot of like travel vlogs

and things like that, living like, seriously. Exactly. And like, sometimes people will be like, the biggest suite is like $10,000 a night or so. Which is dumb. I'm like, who are you?

You're just super. This is crazy. Do you remember when we went to Pax East years ago, and we got the presidential suite at the Intercontinental. It's the year we had to drive in the van from New York to Boston. Is that how they made it up to you guys?

I think you say in the president. No, it was the airlines fault, so. Yeah, so we got to the hotel and it was like, they were sold out of rooms, or like there was a problem with the rooms. So like one of the rooms we were supposed to have wasn't available. So they're like, all right, we'll just give you

like the presidential suite as one of the rooms. And like, I don't know who did I've taken, like we had all the keys and I didn't want to just take it. So like everyone who was there was like, listen, we can all go up and look at the suite and if someone wants it, they can have it. And we all went up and looked at it and it became a thing of nobody wanted to stay there.

Well, because that's so much. It was, it had a board room. Like table in it with like 12 chairs all around it. It had a kitchen. It had like a separate bedroom and office. That's too much. So there was, let me get this straight. You had several rooms and one of them was like

the executive suite. No one wanted to stay in the executive suite. It was weird. It was too big. I can like, did I do that? I don't know who stayed in it. Wait, Bernie? I would vaps.

It wasn't Bernie, because Bernie had gotten in there early. Bernie was already. It was us in the van who had to decide. He had the exact, he was sweet. It's slightly different. Different in the presidential. It is half a, it is one floor down, but the exact same floor plan.

That was an interesting year. Because that was, we like flew somewhere and the reflect a Boston got canceled. Yeah, we were supposed to fly Austin to Dallas and Dallas to Boston, but the Dallas to Boston flight got canceled So we got rerouted somewhere else right and had to drive like four and a half hours. I had to rebook all of us We were like I think they were like eight of us. It was you me Jack Monti shame Miles carry

That sounds right. I think I think it was a seven So then I had to rebook all of us on like three or four different record locators. He's. You have to combine them all and book us all into JFK. Then I had to book a big van at JFK. To get a van. To then fit all of us in our luggage and then drive from New York to Boston. Oh my god, yeah.

And we ended up getting to Boston like at 11 p.m. I remember Bernie wasn't in the van because when we pulled up to the hotel, he was just standing out there like, oh, hey, what are you guys doing? Did you guys just get here? I was like, you motherfucker, you don't know who you've been through. I had a great time. Cause it was like a little road trip

and we got shamrock shay. I stopped somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I'm like, don't know, we got milkshakes, even though it was snow. We was like cold as shit outside. The comments are saying this but I'm pretty sure that that's all so.

That's the room where like a mafia hit went down or something. Oh, probably. There's also been a shit to the questions about your shirt. Oh, really? Yeah, this is a cloak, C-O-C-L-O-A-K. It's like a, a brain of clothing. It's very fun. I was a little bit of that. I was going to, you know, ask you out after, but I'm glad the chat. Yes, cloak. There's, there's a comments on this earlier. There's a bunch of, like, they have like, facial band aids. Now, I feel like I need to check that. Yeah, that's a,

maybe Caleb might have some more insight into this. What is up with that? We were talking about how there's this trend with specifically Gen Z, I think, to have like a little bandage across the nose. I believe in anime. Anime? Is it? Is it because they're clearing out their sciences?

No, it's just like, is it? Is it, why they nearly wear a bandaid on this face? I think it's kind of like cute. It gets your nose, I think like a smaller appearance maybe, and so it's like a cute thing. Yeah, I also believe this face. I think it's kind of like cute. It gets your nose, I think like a smaller appearance maybe. And so it's like a cute thing. I also believe in it. You can breathe right, strip and stand. You can breathe better if you're an old man like me.

Like look at me, I'm in hip. I used to wear those in football in like a breather, it should. Yeah. Why? To breathe right. Right. It opens up your nose. Yeah.

Anyways, I should get one of those. You play football. Yeah, not very well though. What position? Do you actually know? Are you gonna know? We'll talk about this question. You really care about this.

You really wanna know? I just want you to say Tyden, what was your position? It was like the center and tackle. Tyden. That's like deep defense. That's offense. It's offensive lineman. Offensive lineman.

You big boy. It was? My dad's the offensive lineman. Offensive lineman. You big boy. That was. My dad's the offence alignment coach. Okay. So I wanted to play for him because I moved schools just so that I could get coach and was like, well, if I'm moving the fucking school and leaving all my friends, I better get coached by you dad. Like get your money's worth out of this. Dad. He's fancy me, but it didn't work out. I got like time with my dad and I made friends in various places. I don't regret it. It's fine.

You have friends in low places? It's fine. If you had to guess who else on this podcast also played football in high school, who would you think is the answer? What was your position? I was just defense. We didn't really have like, they have football in Canada? Positions.

Yeah, it was girls touch football Okay, and so like I had to like a specific I was kind of near the front line. Yeah Cuz I was tall so I could like intercept a lot. Okay, but yeah play for two year to three years Okay, yeah, they play four downs. There's no punting. It's really weird. It's a little Little Canadian for the dig about sports actually three down. Sorry. sorry I'm sorry, okay. You do a sport goes I used to play baseball baseball Play second base second base. Does everybody have to bat or their batters? Yeah, unless yeah, I run as to bat Okay, that was my worst that was I was no good at that I did track Uh, and I injured myself before the season started which like running yeah

I did pole bowl and I did the long jump. That's cool. Yeah, I injured myself in training, doing the other of those, I was running for a warm up and I wasn't paying attention. Like, you know what you get so tired and you kind of close your eyes what you're running so you don't see how far it is. And I stepped off the track and I just like busted my ankle

all at the same time. I was gonna ask, what's the most athletic thing you've ever done, like ever? All of you. I was gonna ask what's the most athletic thing you've ever done like ever All of you It's pretty hard. Yeah, so you were able to get over the fucking thing Terrifying. Yeah, it's real hard. It's upset. It's it's upsettingly scary. Yeah, cuz it's like you got this if you don't you just fall on the I just fall on the ground if you don't if you don't hit the whole thing Yeah, but it also coming down like you can just fucking get your

self. Well, the coming down parts fine because the pull falls away from you on the other side. Well, I guess I'm like, you know, I do it right. What if you don't fall right? You're just like head diving in the pad. Yeah. You take ground. Yeah. It sucks. Darshan Arren says they never knew Bar played football. Me neither. I didn't. I've known Bar for a play put it in the wiki for different sports. I played basketball for like six years. You feel sporty. I used to be. And then call chips.

What was the most of the thing you said? What was the most of the thing you done? I mean, probably just the different sports I would play. Like, especially, both the single most thing and that happened in your life. One thing you can think of. Um, this was in the seventh grade,

we had a basketball tournament. and there was one school we played, where I don't know what it was. I literally, my team would get me the ball, and I would do the exact same play over, and I would score. I think I got like 40 or 50 points. That's insane. Because they just like, nobody would ever block me, and they would just like, go back to where they were.

Seventh grade. So like, you know, yeah, but so I was so pretty impressive. Also someone in chat said, uh, note theater kids, just a bunch of sports shots. I did. I did theater. Yeah. I was a president of the anime club and I played the violin. I did. Well, I did. No, I wasn't. I had no friends. I did one act play. You did one act play. That's all that's all the cool drama kids. I was on. I didn't. I did one act play. You did one act play. That's all that's all the cool drama kids I was I didn't want to do one act play. It's just that The the the the intercoach I know what you call him director director I think director theater teacher he You could not find any guy who wanted to do theater in the town I grew up in and

You're gonna say they couldn't find anyone who want to do theater in the town I grew up in. I thought you were going to say they couldn't find anyone who want to perform with you. Oh, I didn't want to. He was also my speech coach when I would do like competitive speech stuff. And he's like, listen, I know you don't want to do this, but can you please just be in one act play? Like we just need some guys to fill out the roster. We need like three guys. And if you guys, if you all could do it, it would really be a lot of things.

Sure, whatever. We'll do it for fun. What's the difference between speech and debate? Debate is typically like a team and you get like a topic and it's very structured back and forth. So like speech, I would do like persuasive speaking. For it's like, for this type of speech competition, you would randomly get assigned a topic. Then you had 30 minutes to pair a seven minute speech.

Then you had to take a position on it and you had to deliver a seven minute speech. That's hard. It's fucking horrifying. That is awful. So, but I learned how to talk out of my ass. And that's why I feel like I can podcast now. Yeah, because you just talk out of your ass. Right, it's like if I just need,

if you just give me something and say, just start talking, like I can just start talking about something. Oh, same. Me and my dad are like that in the same way. I can talk to anyone about anything. This is a matter of fact, no matter they're not. Yeah. That's great. That's a great quality to have,

a special super podcast. I feel like streamers would be good speech people because they just fucking talk. And then every now and then they'll say shout out to someone so for the $5 or whatever the hell. Yeah. I mean, at least when you're streaming, you have chat to interact with in the game to talk about.

Yeah, so if you have a low, you can quickly look for something to pick up on. Up there, just still difficult. Yeah, it's just fucking terrifying. I think that's something that a lot of people underestimate is how hard it is to, when you're by yourself performing, how hard it is to keep up conversation or entertaining. So I'm so impressed by anyone who streams on a regular basis.

I'm just like, I don't know how you like have that much to sail the time and could still be entertaining and like pay attention to the game, pay attention to chat, pay attention to all the things. I'll be engaging about it all. The one time where I was doing Portal 2 on our TV for a few weekends in a row. It keeps hard.

It's so fun though. But like, I remember being like, okay, I'm sorry guys, I'm gonna have to ignore you for a second. I'm focusing on figuring out this level And I'm like how do people do this? I don't understand how people do portal. I have none special awareness. I Cannot visualize things in the through these fears gonna pitch something to you. No. We have a series called hardmout Okay, you and me portal to co up. Oh, I'm gonna disappoint you.

We'll see how we can do. We're saying we can do a VR, let's play. Yes. I got that cable for you before. Yeah, we never did it. We never did it. Well, the panty happened. Like immediately after, didn't it?

No, the panty happened and that's why I hit you up. Yeah. I need people like to play the bar. Well, I still have my quest. Shirley also has a quest. That would be a fun thing. Yeah, me and her, you three. We played Population One. I don Yeah, me and her, you three. We play population one.

I don't know what that is, but you is. It's like PUBG. It's like PUBG. Go on. But in VR. You love PUBG. I love PUBG. It's PUBG and VR.

PUBG is playing no battlegrounds. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a battle royale. Yeah, it's a battle royale. Yeah, it's a battle royale. Yeah. I want to play.

That sounds like a nightmare. Let's do it. I'm gonna throw up. Ah, you know, you guys go for it. I love you. I will say, when you said what's the most money you've spent? I was like, is it VR? I have so much VR. My PBR. Like I spent a lot of money on VR.

It's like, it's so good. I feel like it's like, it's like, it's like, we're seeding though. It's not. Yeah, it's not, it, it, when the quest came out, that was like, I was fucking, dirty, was peak. And then the quest two came out and it's like receding though. It's not yeah It's not it when the quest came out that was like I was fucking Dirty was peak and then the quest you came out and it was like after Facebook bought it and it kind of sucked more Yeah, and then now I'm just like waiting for to see I think the HTC Where I was supposed to come out? Oh good. I was like 700 bucks, so I got you have Facebook You don't you don't I bought my mom a quest and

For Christmas and I was so upset because I specifically bought a request one So you wouldn't have to connect the Facebook, but you can't make an Oculus account anymore You have to sign if you did make an Oculus account you have to sign in through Facebook. They're phasing out the Oculus account Yeah, in 2022. I think it's like March the a big indicator is I noticed that's the void if you're been to the void They closed down like right when the pandemic hit. They were like, we're out of business. Oh, I think I was at the VR. They did the Star Wars experience,

and it fucking blew my pants off. It was so cool. Did you ever find them? No, they're still lost in the void. He's still not wearing pants. In the void. Where's mine? You can't see if he's wearing pants, can you?

Did you guys ever try the void Star Wars stuff? I know, dude. It's a bummer that you missed out, because they teamed up with ILM and a bunch of other stuff and they basically had this whole last experience where they had a set built that it was also in your VR thing. So if you reached out and you're like, ah, this isn't real.

Yeah. That's the lever that I can see. And then you're like shooting storm troopers and like it's like blowing hot air at you because you're on moose so far and you're like pants gone. It's cool. One of my, uh, we did a, I did a picture Oculus a couple of years ago with the cheap controller and I remember my initial idea got scrapped because I said it was too dangerous for the cast or whatever. But I wanted to do is like, we rent out that stage where they're always doing shows, stage two or whatever,

or whatever, and we build out like a bunch of the rooms in like super hot or something. And then have them like, yeah, then we have them play it like, like or like some kind of game where they can play like NVR, but then also the room is built to the same dimensions. Because you know how you have to like do the room barrier. So you can do it to the exact, and it can scale it with pastor,

but they say there was a liability. And like legally untenable. Before like all the pandemic stuff, I really wanted to do an immersion where we played just a battle royale, and that place would have been the perfect spot for it. And just kinda like whatever. But I wanna get like a hundred Rochite people.

That'd be sick. Discovery and Warner. Make him kid. I'm just saying. Bring back immersion. We did immersion on Discovery. Maybe there's possibility in the future. Who knows?

Maybe I'll let's do it. You know what I miss? MDB. Bring it back. Bring it back. That got expensive. That show was expensive. I'm lucky.

Is there a cheaper version we could make on social? Yeah. Man, I don't know. Yes. On social? Yes. No. Caleb will figure it out.

It would be so hard for me to take it from what it was to a pair. I don't know. I'm sorry. Yes, and. Yes, and. We can do it on TikTok. We can do anything we believe in. If we put't know. I'm sorry, yes and. Yes and. We can do it on TikTok. We can do anything we believe in.

We can put my mindset. I believe I can fly. Yeah. You can. Yeah, nobody likes MTV though. No, that should suck. No one like that at all. No one in the chat is gonna, I mean,

I know the chat's like a minute and a half behind. No one's saying anything about it. I guess no one really likes it. No one likes it. I finally did it. I finally signed up to take pilot lessons. Oh, yay! I'm gonna, I got my, yeah.

My first lesson this week later this week. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's fun. Where do you take off from? I'm imagining it's a private airport? The airport. Like Austin British.

Yeah, that's right. It's a fucking horrifying. They think they hit the place of taking lessons horrifying. They think the place I've taken you less from, they said you have two options. You can either do like executive airport, which is like a private airport off of 130, or Austin Berkstrum. And I was like, I gotta do Austin Berkstrum.

I mean, to say that you did it, absolutely. So you have a, says no, in the like, I have a prediction. The whatever structure you have is gonna be so impressed by how much you already know. No, no, I'm gonna fuck it up. I'm gonna know everything wrong. I think, but structure you have is gonna be so impressed by how much you already know. No, no, I'm gonna fuck it up. I'm gonna know everything wrong. I think, but I think they're gonna be,

because I'm sure the average person who goes in for flying lessons probably knows a good amount, but I feel like you, out of all people, know more about airplanes and you have a flight simulator and all this stuff. We'll see, I'm nervous. I don't wanna fuck it up. Oh, I think they're gonna be impressed.

I don't think you, I appreciate it. It's just like a driving, but this up. Oh, I think they're going to be impressed. I don't think you I appreciate this one. It's just like, it's like a driving, but in the sky. Yeah, that's easier. You don't have to say the road bumps. But I want to know like what day in time specifically that way I can like text you after, be like, hey, how's it going? Are you live?

I'll send you the app I used to track planes. So you can see it. It's like 10,000, 9,000, 8,000. So, uh, Do you go into the sky on your first lesson? Yeah. On the first time? Yeah. Feel the way you drive.

It was like driving with an instructor. He does most of the flying and then at one point. Have you ever taken control? Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't mean to derail this. Have you ever seen the film Deadly Mile High Club? No. I'm looking it up now. Hey, can I, which camera can I look at directly?

Is it red light? The one with the red light. This one. Okay. If you're at home right now, when the podcast is over, please look up Deadly Mile High Club. It is the best lifetime movie I've ever seen. It is the most ridiculous film that has ever existed. Please, I beg of you. I can read it to you after your dog. Deadly Mile High Club, I'm imagining it's a, it's a, if it's lifetime, it's a couple that meets on an airplane.

They fall in love, but something happens on the airplane, perhaps like a, like a, people try to take it over and they have this thing that they need to conquer in order to like land and then carry on their lives together. No, okay. You want, can I, you want me to read the official description? Yeah, go for it. I pulled it up. It is obsessed with a handsome student,

a deranged flight instructor tries to destroy the people in his life and make him fall in love with her. What? What? What happened to you, Gus? Was it like you're good? When did lifetime search in horror? Okay, so here's the thing.

I'm gonna give you like the first 30 minutes of this movie. So it opens up and it is a man and a woman there and a plane, it is nighttime, everything is shaking. I think they flew into a storm. And it's just like, baby, I'm sorry, I thought we could not run that storm. And she's like, it's okay, baby, you had no way of knowing.

And it's like, it's okay, everything's okay. And then such just going, woo, woo, woo, obviously they crash, it's a lifetime movie. And then it's just you hear, beep, beep, beep, woman wakes up in the hospital, face covered blood, like say not even a little bit of blood, a little bit of puffy, which is amazing for having been in a literal biplane crash. Yeah. My husband make it literally, nurse comes into the, it comes into the room. This woman has just woken up from what I assume is a coma. And she's, where's Jack or where the fuck is name is? And the worst bedside manners I've ever seen

on the television nurse, oh, he died. And then just she, they do a tight way too tight on her face as like a single tear like, no. And it's smash cuts to like my, like bright lights and the music's like Buh, buh, buh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that She's got the New York accent for some reason. And then he's just like some piece of shit that she hired because she's married to her daughter or whatever, but he's got nothing going on in life. And he's like, the actor is like, imagine if you asked a piece of white cop your paper to act, that's the amount of charisma

he's bringing to this role. So you've got this guy who's just like, one day he just like, he just sees, he basically sees a flyer and he's like, I wanna be a pilot. So he goes to his wife and he's just like, I've had to stream my whole life to be a pilot. I'm gonna take flying lessons.

And she's like, Jack, we don't have any money for you to take pilot lessons. And he's like, when I'm a pilot, I can fly us to Hawaii. And she's like, okay. And that cares. So these signs up in a pilot lessons. And it's being taught two months after the accident, by the way, by the woman

and the plane crash. Two months. She's teaching piles, she's back up in the sky, not a care in the world. And this dude walks in and she flashbacks to her husband because they do not look alike, they look nothing alike, but they have the same name and she's convinced her soul that he is her husband

reincarnated and then everything goes to shit. It is the best movie I've seen in my Jake. I just want it's guss to watch it so that he could pick apart the incorrect things. I also guarantee that the airplane that they use and the crash is also the airplane they use the rest of the movie because they got that one airplane set

and they fucking use it. Oh, no, no one is. My favorite part is when he's in class, they do a breakdown of things you can find in an airplane, and one is a first aid kit, and they open the first aid kit, and I shit you not. It is band-aids, ibuprofen, and chloroform. Sure, stay in a first aid kit,

and they do a tight on that chloroform for two seconds to form. Like, shut your cops, chloroform? Yeah, just to cover the heck. Because hey, it's gonna come in handy later. So then, oh cops, because he's coming back. Yeah, it's like this is coming back. Because hey, it's gonna come in handy later. So then, oh yeah. So there's a scene, obviously,

she's trying to take out everyone in his life that's getting in the way of them. We should take it out, are you taking it out? Wait, take them out. Oh. So, basically, spoilers, skip ahead if you wanna hear this, you're not gonna watch this movie,

you have to pay for it. I don't know. I don't know, I kinda want to right now. So I've bought this, me and my girlfriend have paid for this movie three times in our relationship. I guess I'll have to come, you have to pay for it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. house, knocks on the door and it's like, hey, there's a package for, and then just horror forms there. Because the horror form was important. And she puts her in a

comically large wooden box. The box itself has to be 200 pounds. I don't know how she's hauling this. She puts her in the box. And then she's like, Jake, I have to do something. We have to fly over the ocean and dump this crate into the ocean. And he's like, well, what is it? And she's like, I work with marine biologists and it's for a study. And he's like, is it biodegradable? And she's like, you're so hot, but you're so dumb. It doesn't matter. So they're in this plane.

There's a scene where, so it is his wife's makeup or a blonde body just like in the box. Does this show the interior of her past out of the box? Yes, as she slowly, as she's passed out. So there's a scene where they're flying over the ocean where he's fucking around with the box and you just like, what's in this thing kind of weird

that it's in a wooden box? How long have you been working with the marine biologist? And she's like, Jake, you're so hot, you're so dumb. And they fuck on top of the box that has his unconscious chloroformed wife on it. And I guess the veracity also, it's the worst film sex position I've ever seen because it's just like he's just like red hot dog skin And she's on top. It's not like a six foot box

So like that even work. Yeah, so there's just like on the fucking on the box Which I guess wakes up the wife and she starts like you know beating on the box And he's like what is that she's like Jake it's nothing just throw it off and he's like what's in there? This dolphin gets going So yeah, it's nothing just throw it off and he's like what's in there? This dolphin gets going. It's totally healthy. Yeah. So yeah, it's a ridiculous movie. You should watch it. I read, there's a goof here on IMDB. It must be that scene you're talking about.

That's sexy. When Tanya and Jake are having sex in the Gulf Stream, she's wearing a black bra. Moments later, she's back in the cockpit in a light-colored bra. I didn't even notice that. That scene is filmed so insanely that that was the least of my worries.

Wait, so how, what, this is a goal stream? That's what it said. That's like a pretty big plane, right? Yeah, is it a private plane? Does it have a cargo truck that it could push the plane? No, no, no, they simply open the side of it. No. And they're flying with it open.

Also, go cheat. Wait, who said, how did they have insects who's flying the plane? That's what I was saying. They put the plane on autopilot. That's not how it works. They put the plane on autopilot. That's not how it works. Someone needs to be there. You could do that.

To smash. For that long. But then the woman who tried to kill, she jumps out of the plane, and then he's uses all of his flight knowledge that he has to basically, I don't know what the point of this was, but he was basically swooping her in a Gulf Stream or whatever.

So a massive huge plane. And he's swooping her, but he's getting huge plane. And he's like swooping her, but he's getting nowhere close and she's just like, ah, and she's following this whole time. So he's trying to catch her? I don't. In the Gulfstream.

Yes, and she's on the ground. And it's just like, it's so dumb. And then I guess she gets arrested or something. I don't know. But like, she's done so much murder by this point. I'm gonna watch this video. It's a, it's so funny. Deadly mile high. Deadly mile high. It's so fucking funny. I remember it down. It's done so much murder by this point. I'm gonna watch this movie. It's so funny. Deadly mile hike.

Deadly mile hike is so fucking funny. I remember it down. It's my favorite. Well, we need to wrap this because I need to go home and watch Deadly mile hike. Yeah. Thanks for watching. We'll see you guys again next week.

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