Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus Buys the Cheapest Shoes on Amazon - #665

Episode Date: September 7, 2021

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, & Eric Baudour as they discuss Gus's super cheap shoes that everyone loves, the POTENTIAL prosthetic in Sex/Life, the city of Pants or Mianus, and more on this week's RT Podcast. This episode was recorded September 1, 2021 and is sponsored by Voodoo Ranger (Visit @Voodooranger on Instagram & Twitter), Coinbase (http://Coinbase.com/rooster), and Helix Sleep (http://HelixSleep.com/rooster) RTTV is sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/rttv). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Steve podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Eric. I'm Barbara. And Gus. Gus. Sneak peekable. I'm like before the camera cuts to me. Or you're just you should just like to you go loading in. Yeah, it's really it's weird because we get here and we're all having a conversation, but Gavin just sits like that until the camera goes on. I assume it's like that with slow-mo guys too. Yeah, it's buffering. It's just a different shirt or

a different jacket. Well, apart of the matrix, he's just an NPC and if he's not in use, he just... Oh, do you remember when Agent Smith somehow got out of the matrix? Yeah. Into a man. Mm-hmm. Have that up. It's a great question. Are there NPCs in the matrix? Well, anyone is plugged in, it's 10. What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with Alienware. Alienware is your portal to new worlds where limits don't exist and the only rules are the

ones you decide to make. To find boundaries and start gaming now at alienware.com. Next gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. Quickly, I like it, NPC. No, no, anyone who's plugged in is technically a character. Right. They're not like a computer control kit. The only NPCs would be like the agents.

What about the woman in the red dress? Well, that was like a training program. So she wasn't real. Which negates NPCs? But they aren't in the matrix, right? They're like in a shard private server. This is like running a training program. So she wasn't real. Which negates NPCs. But they aren't in the matrix. They're like in a shard private server. This is like running a private server. That's why it can appear on the TV.

But the real matrix, you have to look at with the code. Exactly. Okay. So are we on a private server right now? Or... When are we getting a Matrix 4 trailer? Does the Matrix, can you run the Matrix through a VPN? And if you are, is it ExpressVPN?

Because I feel like the little squitties, they never would have found them on the netbecanessa. Yeah, it's true. If they were using some VPNs. I think that should be the new read for them. Are you on the never-canessa? Do you want to keep the squitties away? Do you want to keep your friends alive? Then use ExpressVPNs.

Well, you want to keep your friends alive? Then use Express VPN. You want to avenge it? That's better than the reads that we do right now. We should start doing that. Thought did you hit that rate at the beginning? Send those squids to another state. Newsy to Express VPN. Who's the take the red pill and the blue pill? Oh, purple pills. What, what was the name of the character that turned on them? We do color maths.

Who was Joey Pants? Terence was what was his character's name? It was like, was it the same thing? Cipher. Yeah. Thank you, Mike. See, this is why I like having a crew right now. Cipher right there.

Next to you. Gracie, have you ever seen the Matrix? Yeah. Okay, cool. Good, good. Gracie, were you alive when the Matrix came out? Okay. Oh, wait, what year did it come out? 99?

No, it was like. 97? That was 99. I thought I'm pretty sure it's 99. 99? Okay. We can keep guessing other years that are wrong if we want. You know what's so weird to me?

I'm just like, damn, if you were in Born of 99, you must be so young. 22. You could drink. If you've been born at 99. I think I've told the story before, but if it came out in 1999, I came out like the summer, like May of 1999, I think.

In January of 1999, the girl I was dating at the time was in part of some market research group. And she got to see a trailer for the Matrix before the trailer was released to the general public like to give feedback and stuff. So I watched it and I was like, then we looks fucking stupid. Yeah.

Yeah. Man, and I've been, I've been wrong about a few things in my life. I have a few. Were you excited about Matrix Revengeance? Resurrect. Sure. How do you mean that didn't cool it,

like Matrix with where the A is a four? Oh. That would have been more. Four tricks, like drive three. Drive three. Oh yeah, yeah. What's it called? What's the name of it?

I guess it. Resurrection. Resurrection? Okay, so. You know the movie Hot tub time machine. Didn't I call the sequel Hot tub time machine three? I was like a joke because it's like something in the future. I think maybe you made that up.

Did I make that up? I don't know. Are you thinking of the naked gun two and a half like a joke because it's like something in the future. I think maybe you made that up. Did I make that up? I don't know. You think you're thinking of the naked gun two and a half and the naked gun 33 and a third. I think this hot-time machine sequel was two. Look a lot to time machine sequel, what that was called. For some reason, maybe I made that. I'll bet you right now.

I bet you 10 bucks. 10 bucks? Yeah. I'll go in for 10. I don't mind. Does that mean I owe 20? Absolutely. Absolutely. That's how that works. You can just bet Gavin. I can bet 20. I'll be out of it. You can just bet Gavin. I, I, what's okay? So the bet I'm making is that it was not called hot time hot tub time machine.

No, the bet you're making is it was called hot tub time machine three. I'm making the bet that it wasn't that. I think that's really making on my memory. I think that Barbara's bet is hot tub time machine three and Gavin's bet is hot tub time machine two. And I think that's it. Why are you saying what my bet? What's your bet? That's what I say. I have no bet I have hands up.

Yeah, 10 bucks. Yeah, okay. You ready? Yeah. It was hot tub time machine two. Oh, they didn't call it something like in the sub-blind or anything. I don't know.

It's just hot tub time machine two. They called now use the sequel to now you see me now you see me too instead of now you don't I know I fuck movies. I feel like there was a sequel though where they jumped to three Look it up sequel that jumped to three I'm trying and it's telling me about three quills It's not a word for hot tub time machine or for something else another movie three equals that yeah Three equals sequel that was a three I don't know what I'm searching for here. How do I look this up? I'm in our lives so no one can help us. Yeah It's true. Oh shit. We're pre-taping. It's a labor day. Oh, so it's not like that chat I mean what are you gonna get help from the chat chat is a constant help?

I just there a sequel to three. That's not the question. I'm asking yeah I think it's for me. It's a movie called three. This sequel to three might be for. I'm thinking about it. Now I need to know why I thought it was hot tub time ishing three. This is maybe the coolest episode of this podcast.

I just I'm so. I'm just talking about nothing. So we always remember called the third one, too. What? Did it? Oh, I'm in the third one, too. And the second one called the third one too. What? Did it? Oh, and the second one was dumb and dumb or a right. Everyone is switching right now frantically.

Normally we start the podcast talking about such deep topics like can I melt an ice cube in my hand. So I think we're on track. We're on track. We're doing okay here. I feel like it about it. I like it. This is a good one. I like podcasts on Wednesdays. You do?

I like this. Yeah. Wednesday at 1.30. Feels great. I'm fine. I'm fine. I mean, we can we'll move in. I think once we get through this But it's a good segreds. Once we get through this when doing Re-shuffling of all the received content that I think we should revisit the topic of when we livestream the RT podcast. Let's get as soon as it's settled. We should like really grab the tree and shake it. Yeah, this is a reminder. Everything standardize into first exclusive for 24 hours, and then general public after that. So everything across the board will be so our podcast continues to come out. Window exclusivity 24 hours of first members and then the general.

And then we're going to release the next stage of first and it's cool third No, it'll be fart. I hate you so much Third that's the next one. So skip over so I was right. I'm Thinking about this the other day What time machine I do think about that movie a lot really why? So I've seen a lot of comments from Why? I'm just kidding. Okay. So I've seen a lot of comments from first members being like, well, one of the reasons that I like having the audio, I like listening to the audio podcast and doing other stuff.

And I can't do that on the Rochite site. But if you're a first member, there's actually a feature on the site that a lot of people don't know about where you could enable background play. So you could have the app close, or not close, but like turn off. You lock your screen. Lock your screen or be. Lock your screen or be. Not enabled by default. It might be I don't know. I don't think it is. I think you have to go into

the settings and enable it. Point in that. I don't know. I sound like any other app. Well, I think it's because by default, people are not first members. I don't know. I don't know. I just feel like it penalizes. That's probably know. He's thinking on it. He's thinking on it. I don't know. I just feel like it penalizes, it's probably a meat and toolkit in it. You get it. I don't want to be in a meat and we'll call up engineering.

To Bob's point. Yes, you could background play it in the receipt that if you're first member. Yes. So if you're listening to this podcast right now and you're like, I wish I could like look at Twitter at the same time and you're a first member, you could do that.

Yep, but that doesn't, that doesn't work. We mean, what does that mean? Like if I'm playing something? Yeah, and then I go out and it's in the background the controls don't do anything No, I mean no I mean, I haven't tried it for a while. What watch this backfire right up So if I'm if I'm watching what he said I have no idea what he said if I'm on the Rushi's website watching the RTP I guess I'm a first member. Uh-huh

If I have background play enabled, I could just go to a different app, right? Still be listening to the audio from the RTI podcast of the video playing. Yes. And do other things. So we're going to get a copyright strike. This is a podcast that you can listen to. What app are you using? Ruse to TV.

Okay. So, so what's the issue? So it's playing now. Yeah. But the controls don't do anything. Oh, I've never seen that. I come on the lock screen. Yeah, lock screen controls. I guess it's not as I know this mean. Are we going to cut all of this? I've never known that. I can't stop it. I didn't know that I've always, when I need to pause it, I guess I always just, I just go to the right backup and I don't think I've ever stop it. I didn't know that. I've never. I always, when I need deposit, I guess I always just, I just go to swipe back up and, I don't think I've ever done that.

You never used lock screen controls? I do for like Spotify. Oh, it's the reason I don't use our app. Huh. Pistas me off. I had no idea. I had no. Have you submitted a ticket?

Yeah. Yeah. You know, you could just email engineering at any point in time. Send him a slack. If you want or slack. I, because you got great idea. It in time. Uh-huh. Send him a slack. If you want, or slack. I, because you got great idea. It's true. I would be just as close as you.

Barbara, you should set up a meeting to talk about this. And then say Gavin, it's Gavin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were just talking about this. Now I got puppets. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Come on. You're cat coffee. Oh, gosh. Let me know if that's good, because I got one too. It's, I didn open it. Yeah, we were just talking about it like right before right as you walked in It's like what have you guys tried it? You know I drank your camp a trail all the time. This is the only reason I was like the whole time this podcast Not brought to you by Kirkland cat coffee. No, it's got a cheat on it. It's a little bit more like a leopards for me. It's just regular, cold, but it's got coffee.

I just don't think it's very good. I mean, it's coffee good. It's got blue eyes. Yes, what kind of question is that? What are you talking about? Coffee like, coffee is fantastic. I can't handle this black coffee. All I, this is the only, I'm selling them.

This is the only time of the year that I go to get these milkshakes because I love a pumpkin, whatever. It's like a fantastic. It's like a creamy, star-loved drink. It's fantastic. It's fantastic. I love it. I only drink my coffee black.

I only take every day when I make coffee. Did you go in the black end? No, it did you wean on to black? I, there's no black. I don't want to. I've got it. There's so much phrasing going on here that I worked. I worked in an IT company in order to keep up with like the amount that was going on.

I started drinking coffee because there was so much happening. I'm like, God, need to. Ah! So that's why you like this. Yeah. No, no, no. I was always like this. So I started drinking coffee, but I would just slam like three or four, like the little hazelnut

creamer things into it, like the whole ones. Yeah. And then I, you know, just drink the coffee down fast. And then it got to a point where I would like add less and less. And then it was just more function over anything else. And so I was just drinking black coffee. And then I got to a point where I was adding their creamers back in and just going like, this is like this.

And then that's just how it took me like six months. And I just got the black coffee. Jeff put it best when it came, like he said, you know, he prefers black coffee. And so when he started drinking coffee in the army, you know the person who introduced him to coffee said you should just start drinking it black because you'll always know wherever you go they have black coffee. Yeah. They might not have whatever cream or you want or whatever sugar or whatever fancy shit you want but you'll always be able to get

black coffee. It's also the easiest because then you don't have to like pour stuff in, mix it up like you just grab and go. Yeah. easy. Not a fat plate. I also like black coffee. I'm with you too. It's just, especially if you have a coffee that you like, like a good quality ground. It's good. I wish I was a coffee snob. I wish I was able to differentiate what coffee is good.

What a roast. Yeah. Maybe you've never tried. You look like you're well equipped for it. So. Yeah. Yeah, fuck you, get him! Get him! Yeah, you look like a kid.

Oh, man. You know, it is mostly aromas more than it is flavors, so it's something to think about. You know, it's actually really good. The achieved coffee. What is it? It's your coffee. Oh, I think the achieved coffee is very good. It's fantastic.

It's a King's Cust. They do a very good job. I the chief coffee is very good. It's fantastic because it kings cuz they do a very good job Yeah, I feel like wine is important to because whenever I get given a little bit of wine to test to see if it's good Well, like see if the cork hasn't eaten itself into it. I don't know what I'm looking for there I don't know when they're like is that good? Like I don't know where they pour you I don't know it's fucking terrible. I mean to be honest coffee I drink, most black coffee and most wine makes me do this. So I don't think I'm the best judge of wine. It's like wine tasting and, oh, that's 90% bullshit.

95% what even bullshit? Like it's almost nobody can tell the difference. Like after you get above like a $15 bottle of wine, it doesn't matter. Unless you're like one of those like people who train like in the movie in the documentary, Psalm unless you're one of those people who train and are like a super taster and super smeller.

Like unless you're like one of those elite people who can really tell the difference for the majority of people on planet earth, if it's at least like a $15 bottle of wine, that's fine. You're not gonna see any improvement by spending more. Like extreme audio files when they run out of Regular sound words to describe sounds like oh, it's got a nutty sound Sounds fucking nutty have you talked Elf Reito about that stuff? He like he's like shit

He's like flak lossless dongle on the iPhone shit. You can't tell You can't tell I don't get it. I bet he can tell. Wait, wait. We should do that experiment with him. Have you ever seen that person who did those experiments or they compared the effectiveness of monster cables versus wire code hangers and which one could carry audio signal better? And in the end, you can't tell the difference.

That's awesome. Yeah, oftentimes brand name stuff versus generic stuff, there's really no difference. People just go through the brand stuff because it's recognizable and they think it's going to be better. That's why I buy all my HDMI cables the best buy. Oh my god, the markup. I walked into I needed an HDMI cable and I walked into best buy a couple of weeks ago. I need this. And like an eight foot HDMI cable was like $40. I was like this is fucking bullshit. Yeah. I just opened up Amazon and ordered like an eight foot cable for like seven40. I was like, this is fucking bullshit. Yeah, I just opened up Amazon and ordered like an A for cable for like seven bucks.

I like the idea of you order to get right in front of the other. Yeah, I was like flipping off the fucking display. Like, fuck you. I'm not paying $40 for a goddamn eight foot HDMI cable. What a fucking rip. I wasn't even like, I was like being sigma like the store brand best by HDMI cable. Someone I know recently bought the Apple duo charger, you know, until like, oh yeah, yeah, travel book thing. One has the mag safe for the phone. The other hat has the flip up thing for the watch. Yeah, right? Okay. Doesn't come

with a power brick, but doesn't come with a USB-C cable. I think it comes with a cable. Okay. But everyone has like Apple Power Bricks lying around. And on them, a lot of them are 29 watts. The Duo Charger is incompatible with the 29 watts. You need a 30 watt. Oh, so you need the slightly bigger one to use both sides at the same time. One watt short doesn't work. Awesome.

I think they only started bundling those with the most recent iPhone. Wait, did they even bundle it with that? They might not have put it in there. I don't know. So now you have to spend, I think, $120 on this charger plus $50 on a brick that gets you one more watt than the brick that you probably already have.

That's awesome. I'll go on Amazon and I'll look at socks. These socks are too expensive. I don't want to buy these. They're $ awesome. I go on Amazon and I'll look at socks. So I go, these socks are too expensive. I don't want to buy these, they're $11. I don't want these socks. So I'm excited that people are spending so much money on a power brick for their duo charger. And I'm going, too expensive for these socks. I'll just go, I'll just go no socks.

I'm wearing no socks. I'm wearing very small socks. I'll see what you say. Are they very little? They are, these are little little socks. You need to replace those. What do you mean? We're talking real worn out of the bottom.

Okay, he's got a little... He's got another year. I got another... Look, I got another year. Check this out. You tear a little... Freaks. You got to pay for that.

Listen. We need to tear this out. You got to charge for that. Freaks. I... I... About a year ago, I went on Amazon and I was like, I just want the cheapest pair of shoes I can buy in Amazon.

What? And I looked up like size 12 shoes in Amazon and I sorted by cheapest. I was like, okay I just want the cheapest pair of shoes I can buy an Amazon. And I looked up like size 12 shoes in Amazon and I sorted by cheapest. I was like, okay, I found the cheapest pair of shoes. They were like seven bucks or something and I bought them. They're great, but I was worried I was worried I'm outside a couple of weeks ago, like picking up my trash cans or something and my neighbor was like,

oh, I really like your shoes, where'd you get them? I said, oh, these are literally the cheapest shoes you can buy on Amazon. Just go type shoes and sort by cheap and you can buy these as well. I love them. What kind of shoes are they? Like sneakers?

Yeah, they're sneakers. They have no brand. Tine nothing. Shoes. It's just like generic shoes. There was people who were finding some type of bug or error in Amazon where there was certain patio furniture and stuff and household furniture for sale for 20 cents.

That's awesome. How many tables did you get? I didn't. I didn't. I don't trust that. Just resell it. Shit. That'd be an interesting video to where

the cheapest outfit on Amazon. You just type gloves. Tuck socks. Tuck socks. Shut. You know, basic party outfit. Oh, no, that might be an interesting experiment. Try to get direct quote unquote dressed up. have one person like wear like nice designer or whatever.

Maybe a person literally by the figure out. Yeah, you're like a $20 budget and see that. I'm sure that's it. She if like the average person can tell the difference. Like have some have two people on the couch in the podcast and then ask the audience like who overpaid for their outfit. I'm better right that job. This episode of Ristid Podcast brought to you by Voodoo Ranger. Voodoo Ranger is a beer that does not take itself too seriously and neither should you. It's one of those beers you pick based on the can design alone

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I've probably been to more than 1% of all the places in Texas. I don't think there's too many places. I think most of Texas is empty. That's like tiny little places. I've been to a lot of, I've done a lot of driving around the state. Is there a pants, Texas? No, no. Is there a Springfield, Texas?

It's gotta be. There's like a Springfield, everything, right? Yeah, it's got it. That's why they called it Springfield in Simpsons because it's like such a generic town name that so many states have. Springfield. Is this? It says can't find what you're looking for at a missing place. Whoa, what I could make pants, Texas. Should we make this office pants Texas? Yeah, let's do it get around some code and stuff.

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Texas. What? What? I think field Texas is just outside of San Diego. What? Texas. What? What? All right. Springfield Texas is just outside of San Diego, Texas. We Palestine and Palestine. Palestine and Athens. Yeah. And Athens.

And now maybe what's happening? My God. What's going on? Yeah, San Diego outside of Palestine. Yeah. What? They really just ran out of names. Yeah. Yeah. You sure?

They started taking other places names. Is there a place that is present in all 50 states? Might be Springfield Springfield is very feel Hawaii at that thing so I Can't find a place called the I can't find a city of pants A lot of them are just like city pants Lulu lemon. I don't want city pants. I want the city Oh, is there a city called pants? No, I just't want city pants. I want the city. Oh, is there a city called pants? No, I just type city of pants. Is there a city called? There is no springfield Hawaii. No, springfield Hawaii. That's gonna be your limiting or 14 articles of clothing

might have to live it to for you. No, is there a city called poop? There is one place in the world called poop. That's been on Jackass. Johnny Knoxville went all the way to Mayanus. It's so long. It's so long. Where is it? What's it like in pencil? Was it? I don't remember.

It's a lot. I don't think there's a spiritual Alaska either. I think it's am I am I ANUS Yeah, my a-ness. Yeah, so fucking good. Is that how it's pronounced to it's not like my anus? Yeah, it is and the whole bit is Johnny up still going is there a fire station in my anus and committing like uh-huh That's the whole bit and it's so long and it's crazy same joke over and over. I feel like that can joke that never stops me. Oh yeah, it really like goes around the world where you're like,

okay, and then he goes, so you're telling me there's sewage in my anus. Going around and around. Thank you, Mike. Mike says, uh, Springfield is only in 34 out of the 50s. Still a lot. But the Riverside is in 46. Yeah. That's awesome. A city called Riverside. There's 186 Riversides in 46 states. Riverside is what how many states are missing a Riverside for? Do they know they have no rivers? What do they have rivers? They have rivers? Yes. Change on Gus's. I just look at what say sorry. I got a verify. Riverside in California is a very cool place where you can wear fox racing a payroll and drink monster energy drink and you can steal your stepdad's dirt bike. Yeah. And you can I just I assume making cell

meth. That is Riverside, and the inland empire. That's a very cool. Sounds like my kind of place. Oh, baby, it's my kind of place. No, not at all. Island empire rules. I've never been there. Yeah, you don't need to go.

You're flying to Lake Ontario. You're flying to Lake Ontario. So now that we'll not know that. But since today that Texas is reaffirmed to be a hell on earth. Did everyone bring their guns? I'm going to bring their guns and reports on people getting abortion so you can get $10,000. I mean, what's stopping you just from reporting every other resident of Texas? You bound to make a killing.

What's the check all of them? What's to stop you from calling the power company and saying, I want to turn off everyone's power on my block. I guess. I call up and report myself for an abortion every single day just to waste that time. In which your time too though? Well, what did I get today? Did you get an abortion?

I saw a- Hey, I had a really big clump in my period. I might have been in the abortion this morning. Jesus. I saw a theoretical, that someone posted on Twitter that was like, so in theory, a man could knock up a woman, then report her if she wants to not carry the pregnancy to turn. Like, and make $10,000, and make $10,000 out of it. I mean, I think the goal here is to get this to go to the Supreme Court. They are not having it so far. Maybe think he'll change after. Isn't that why it passed

because the Supreme Court didn't do anything about it? They've never done anything yet. Anything, but is that not, my wrong? Is that not the goal? Is this not a play to get to look at Robi Wade again? Yeah. That's not the whole way everywhere. I mean, like, that's, that's the whole point of this. No, no, no, no, no. I've heard about the Supreme Court and Roby Wade. How that's never going to go away because that's essentially the only bargaining chip that will not the only, but a big bargaining

chip that the Republican party has in terms of like, you know, you want Republican leaders in government so that like abortion could be a topic that they, you know, you want Republican leaders in government so that like abortion could be a topic that they, you know, overturn. And it never happens because it's always like, I would like to think that, but the way the goalposts move so much, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna hold my breath. I know, I, you never know what's gonna happen.

Also, that's just a theory that I've heard certainly get an abortion in my ainess. All right, let's see my anus Connecticut. But the reason I brought it up was lying up, I was going to ask you guys if you could move anywhere outside of Texas in the States. Have you? Well, you'd probably go back to San Diego, California, not San Diego, Texas. San Diego, California is easy. Yeah, that's the goal. Get back there. Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's, uh, perfect. I'm going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. And yes, is this a mine? It never never never gets old. I believe so. Oh my God. No, don't look that up. You looked up abortion in my and don't look that up.

Please. I think you would do to this video if the title was an abortion. Abortion awareness. I mean, we've got out there. We have to spell it, but I mean, is abortion a controversial term? You probably can't put it. Yeah, they probably. They push that.

They pin you for abortion, but not my anus. I think that's the thing. I think that's it. I don't know. I really don't know at this point. Probably, I think my first instinct is somewhere more temperate. Just having lived here for 23 years now. I'm tired of dying. Yeah. It's 38 degrees Celsius this week. That's in the same year when it was minus 17. That's crazy. I assume I assume that's very hot and very cold

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. If you're like almost 50 degrees apart, it's pretty well in Celsius. It's pretty big in Celsius Yeah, I'm very high too It's getting I mean my parents back up in Ottawa. They're it's getting pretty hot up there too. Oh to a Canada Yeah, got it. Ottawa Canada. Do I think there's an Ottawa, Texas There's definitely like I want to say auto a California There there is an auto one California. I want to say the thing I love most about our Our space here is that the internet is somehow shittier than it was awesome. Yeah, that's cool Welcome to the temporary space auto what I don't want do Why are you showing me Walmart? We have two gig here.

Well, we have two one gig connections. And what we've done is we've tied them together. We've got a big one. Yeah, we've tied them together into one more collection. So no, I got it figured out. Is it a auto what can you just buy incident from every company and mix them all together?

No, I don't think that works. No, because then yeah, all your outbound stuff and inbound stuff, it's too complex. No, because like, yeah, no, no, that would be, that would be, yeah, and they would yell at you. Crazy. They would be really mean about it. Yeah, yeah.

But that's the reason I don't do it. They'll be horrible. Yeah, they would be, they would just go, what do you think you're doing and I'll go, I'm sorry, sorry, Roadrunner internet. I'll call it. Roadrunner. Yep, take a course.

Take a fucking internet course. I think more things should be named after Looney. Look, I know that Space Jam 2 didn't leave a good taste in anyone's mouth. Did that come out? Yeah, I'm sorry, parent company. Some people liked it. Didn't do.

Some people liked it. Okay. I don't know. I think that's probably true about every movie. I just think Looney Tunes is such a Um, some people liked it. Some people liked it. Okay. Uh, I think that's probably true about every movie. I just think, uh, I just think looney tunes is such a, it's, it's so ripe for being able to do anything with them. They are, they're so easy to like put into other stuff. Was it called space jam two or three? And it was just called space jamming. You like to see. Yeah.

Also, uh, fuck you. This is one of those movies with like a really big difference between the Critics score and audience score. Like we were talking about the other thing. Oh, is it? What is it? Do you all want to take a guess at it before I say it? I'm going to guess.

Are we guessing the difference? Are we guessing the two numbers? Whichever you want. I want to guess the audience score is 52. And the Critics score is. 12. 30. I think that Critics score is 12. 30. I think that critics scores probably about 20 and the audience scores probably right around 70.

I think are you going to guess her? I'm going to say 20 and 70. 670. Just do it. Exactly what you said. Literally, exactly. We me and Gavin were best friends and we made the same guess. Are you said seven days? Yeah.

Eric, you were actually pretty close. It was a twenty six seventy nine. Wow. seventy nine is actually seventy nine. Oh, listen, let's be fair. Gavin was also pretty close. Gavin was very close. Yeah, I would agree with that.

They were both. Me and Gavin were neck and neck on that. Yes. So, yeah. That's how I'm surprised. I'm surprised. I would agree with that. They were mean Gavin were neck and neck on that. Yes. So that's how I'm surprised. It's that hot. I haven't seen it. I just know. I'm also even having not seen the original space. Don't, don't. I was too old by the time it came out. Yeah, I don't. Don't. It doesn't hold up. It's probably the kind of thing if you didn't watch it when you're younger, you don't have a nostalgic attachment to 100%. If I were to watch it now, I'd be like, this fucking sucks. Yeah, it's not very good. It's paste so weird and it's like, it's a bizarre move.

The monster! There's so much, there's so much that happens in the, I love the loony tunes. I love the loony tunes. I think they're fun. I think they're pretty good. I tell you Tweety Bird shirts, you never wear on my camera. Dude, listen, if I can get a Tasmanian devil wearing backwards clothes and then on the back, he's the back of Tasmanian devil, but he's wearing forward clothes, that's crazy. Whatever it's a, Twitter's wearing a shirt that says front on the back he's the back of Tasmanian double but he's wearing forward close. That's crazy

Quitties were in a shirt that's his front on the back Whoa, we should do that. How do we team up? We're in the same company. How do we team up with a Tasmanian double? And how do we do the Tweety-Banion devil? Every time you say Tasmanian devil I think of that because that's from oh, okay I think that's a space jam thing, but I'm not sure who's a character. You could do a slow. Who moves slow or fast speed is all us. Yeah. Slow. Rodriguez. I mean, that's all the road runner. This is great. This is late. Gentlemen, welcome to the Rishqith podcast where we are figuring out how we can get it. We had like a content, a budget to do live action mixed with cartoons and slow, but it looked

as good as like who frame much rabbit. Oh, that would be awesome. We could do that. We have Adobe Premiere. I'm going to, I'm going to put, I'm going to make a wild guess here. Gavin, I'll bet you $10 that you can't name the character that chases the road runner. But he, he will either take the better or not take the, he'll know. You got to make that kind of bit with Eric. I'll take the better not take the yield no you got to make that kind of bit with Eric.

I'll take the bet. Okay. Do I wait if I get it right? Yeah. Yeah. Who chases the road runner? Yeah. Wily Coyote.

Oh, I was really hoping that he just wouldn't. You're in the whole 20 bucks. This is this is you came to work and you're. Yeah. Lost your most today. You salaried and ployy you fool. I watched I watched a a test clip from who frame much rabbit like a concept I think and instead of Bob Hoskins as Eddie Valien it was Cypher from the Matrix Joey Pan really

Joey pants was in who frame brought your rabbit almost using the test footage He's in the car like a I only have a dollar in my wallet. So I'll owe you 19. Oh, thanks. You hold that up for the camera and just sort of like we did it. Make sure you don't show them the serial number otherwise I can steal it. Shes shut the pyramid. Yeah. Well, do you know about that? Saluminati. It's real. I've seen TikTok videos and American dollar. And you accept this. Don't. It's a spell. Oh, oh, do you know what's the Chlorum? You just summoned the ghost of George Washington. You got to be careful.

There's the Chlorum Texas. Do you know about your do you know about the bet that you're involved in for fuck face yet or no? No. Okay. I see my find out tomorrow. Yeah. You just know that you're a you're a big Mac Jones fans this season. You're all in on Mac Jones. Did you say Jones fans? Jones fan. Oh no. So someone's gonna fix that in editing. Don't worry about it. Mac. We got premier. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that Jones. Mac Jones is the starting quarterback. Mac Jones. No, that's a different. That's micromancer. Close to close. Mac Jones is starting the starting quarterback for the New England Patriots. So you're a big Pax family's year. Pat fans. I don't know. Is this something that they do? Maybe. What? I think they're normally wearing gloves. New Patriots. What is that football? What the

fuck is happening? What is this? I'm just making different hand signs to pretend like I'm a fan of what? No one's patriots. How is this the patriots? You flip it upside down for that there you go. Oh It's you cuz you know look a hand be it do it upside down again So you look like with a bit It's a weird jack because you say you'll be I just lost, but that looks like it's Jack from I don't know it. You sound like that too.

Yeah. He goes, we have to go back and then you have to go back to the island. Yeah. I still haven't watched lost. You're not still in another show. I mean, I love lost. I love lost. I would not I would not recommend watching it.

It's weird to me because I used to listen to the Rt podcast when you guys that's all you talked about. Yeah, I think it's all on Hulu. I mean, it's available definitely for streaming somewhere Yeah, it's I think that I think that you're watching survivor loses that that should lose a lot of luster If you don't have the breaks in between each of the episodes, I think that was better than the actual show But you don't have to deal with the really long break. No, I feel like it's the ultimate binge Yeah, you know, you have to just have you have to wait around. You know, what the fuck was that polar bear? Because he's watching like, Oh, that's what it was. I think it's Roger Luffman. The speculation

is better than the actual show. The second guy really missing an arm or does he act like he's missing an arm? I like when he goes, we are the good guys, Michael. And then everyone and he goes, and you go, what? And that's cool. That was really cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. It was a great show. To watch when it was coming out in 2007. It's only as good as, as I think a,

like a network TV show can be. Mm-hmm. It's not like it's gonna be like breaking bad level because breaking bad, I think you can get away with a lot, but it did pave the way for a lot of that stuff that came on TV afterwards. I can't still my favorite show of all time.

Breaking bad? Breaking bad. Just rewashed it. So good. Still good. It's really good. Someone doesn't get sucked into a plane turbine on the beach. That's true.

It's either, I'm going to go on two extremes here. Let's do it. It's either breaking bad or Nathan for you. Wow. For you, is a good show. That's those are good picks. It's also very different. Very, very different. Nathan for you is an amazing show that a good show. That's those are good picks, but also very different. Very different.

Nathan for you is an amazing show that I think not nearly enough people watch. Yeah. What's it on? Comedy Central. It's still not doing any more though. Thank you so much.

I think it's on Hulu. I could be wrong. I recommended this show to you before we started review. It was a show Andy daily. Is a guy who is reviewing every experience. And there's one where he eats 50 somebody just writes and goes, what's it like to eat 15 pancakes? And then he goes and he eats 50. It's like a sketch kind of show, I guess it's like,

none of it's real or anything. But man, it's so fucking funny. There's one where it's just like, what's it like to be an addict? So he just tries to get addicted to stuff.'s so fucking funny. There's one where it's just like, what's it like to be an addict? So he just tries to get addicted to stuff. It's fucking bizarre. What can you deliberately get addicted to that doesn't have permanent ramification? You'll have to watch the episode of review to find out it's very good. It's great. It's a very, very funny show. It's the most socially accepted addiction caffeine. Caffeine.

Probably. Yeah. Can you add addicted to caffeine? Yeah, absolutely. I'm 100, caffeine. Coffee. Yeah. Can you addicted caffeine? Yeah, absolutely. I'm 100,000. I have to add caffeine. I have to add caffeine.

I have to have coffee every day or else I get a headache. Right, try it. That's a big one. Like try not drinking it and you'll, in, usually you're like, I've done runs of like, maybe 200 straight days of drinking coffee and then when I stop it's fine. You get a headache. Maybe I just get that headache and didn't realize why. It takes me maybe like two, three days to

win it off completely like to feel okay, but I'll get like just a little bit of a like caffeine withdrawal headache, but then if I drink enough water it's okay, but I don't know. I like I also like the way coffee makes me feel. You know, no, me too. Hell yeah. Like alive. You could feel something in this cold dead world. Yeah. It's literally like, it's such a weird thing, but it's like one of the small pleasures in life, which is like chilling with a cup of coffee.

I don't know. I have so few things that I enjoy anymore that coffee's kind of it. So that's why old people love coffee. Oh, my drink coffee. All this like the last thing they can hold on. My grandma makes the strongest coffee I've ever had in my life. She makes on each meter super strong just pour like just like a drip coffee maker, just really strong coffee and then takes two things of like instant coffee mix and puts that in a cup. My grandmother would do it. And

it's like that's an insane amount of this coffee with coffee. Yes. It's like you normally some people open up like sugar packets to put coffee. Let's like open up instant coffee. You think that she brews coffee and then puts instant coffee in the brewed. Yep. She then just pull an espresso into the top of it. I mean, I choose that if I bought her an espresso machine, and she could really like hammer that out, I'm sure she would. It's fucking crazy. It's a very interesting video this morning, um, about how it's so interesting how confirmation bias works

and how if there's something that you believe you could just google that and you'll probably find information that lines up with that belief like some guy was like I love coffee if I you know want to say is coffee benefiting my eyesight I just google that and know like there's been studies that show that coffee drinkers have blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, oh, what if I Google the opposite? Does coffee cause blindness? You'll find studies or something on Google about how coffee is bad for your eyesight. And it's like, I don't know what the point is. I think what it comes down to is a 7 billion different people.

People's bodies react in different ways. I don't know if it was like a last week tonight. I feel like there was a show Like last week tonight that did an episode a year or two ago about what you're talking about how their studies Quote-unquote studies that say just about anything anything. Yeah, it's like you have to really look at like where you're getting this information from and the source of it because They Air quotes say all kinds of things also like, also like there are, again, seven billion people in the world. So there's always been some case study of something happening that I'm sure

of some worm. Yeah, I'm sure of some worm. Someone drank a cup of coffee and went blind. It must have happened. I'll do one. Is alcohol good for my liver? But, Nicholas liked it. Still loading.

Got great internet here. I saw something, I saw a headline like a week ago, something that was like nice. Something about cheese, every portion of cheese that you eat, like takes a year off your life or something. Well, do you see the hot dog one? Yeah. No, it's up with hot dogs. Hot dog, apparently every hot dog you, it takes 36 minutes off your life.

That's awesome. I'm going to eat. Do you think you could eat so many hot dogs that you die right now? Absolutely Modest alcohol use lowers risk and severity of some liver damage Like literally I just go down a bit to find that one well. Yeah, yeah Like literally I just go down a bit to find that one well. Yeah. Yeah University of California, San Diego Toro Torero. No, what are they? They're bulls or something? Go Toros. I think they're toros.

Yeah, go to us. Funding for this research came in part from the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, the National Cancer Institute. We gotta get these kids fucking ripped and see if their livers get better.

You get these kids tanked. Drink this, drink this dark beer. Let me know if your liver feels good. People with non-alcoholic fatty liver disease who consume alcohol in modest amounts, no more than one or two servings per day, are half as likely to develop hepatitis as non-drinkers with the same condition.

What? You got a goal now. Like literally what? It seems like quite a specific situation now. It seems like a specific situation now. Yes. But that being said, the headline is still. But someone could use that.

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I want to say it's possible right? It's like undone by AIDS. Didn't there used to be like the long time ago before antibiotics, like there was some sexually transmitted disease that they would cure by giving the patient malaria. Oh my god. What? Yeah, I don't remember. It was like sexually transmitted disease that it was like syphilis or gonorrhea.

Malaria? And that to get around it They would give the patient malaria because the malaria would kill That's the sexually transmitted disease and it would maybe also kill the person But if they lived yeah, they wouldn't have it anymore, but the sexually transmitted disease would be wiped out No more use of malaria, but it's just it's just fascinating because you could literally if you believe something or you're told something you could just Google it and find people agreeing with you or information quote-unquote that agrees with your standpoint which is a very dangerous thing. Yeah we just did it right here. We came up with maybe the worst stupidest one and it was there. Well it's not how like fucking

Iver Mechdom is becoming a thing about how people are trying to treat COVID. It was just for the record. It was syphilis that they would use that they would use malaria to cure. Jesus Christ. I'm just fucking crazy. That's what? Yeah. I don't want to get down the rabbit hole on it, but it's insane to me. I'm going to get down the horse hole. People will take a vaccine that's been tested for people and it did take horse medicine.

Yeah, that's untested on people. I have all these horses. They don't have any worms because I have a horse. I'm strong as a horse. I'm going to eat all this horse medicine. Got good horse sense. It tastes like apples. Just don't look them in the mouth.

That's true. That's a gift horse. You can look your own horse in a mouth. If all the horse has been gifted to you, never look at it in the mouth. Texas trying to make that a leal to them. Don't don't look at a horse in the mouth. If it if you bought it, that's fine. Outright. This whole like religious freedom. Yeah, she'd absolutely be like, this goes against my religion. I will not do it. I never understood the concept of that being able to dictate what other people do and how they live their life. Yeah, especially with government and law.

Yeah. It's just it. It's just got on the month. Barbara thought so it doesn't say God on the money. And God we trust. So it didn't used to. So we have to. Yeah, but when I say the bunch of allegiance, I have to say God said, didn't you have

that? No, no, that's always been like that. Yeah. Just like you always pay fees for checked bags, just the way it's always been. Did you have to? Huh? Huh? Did you have to talk a fly every morning at school? Yeah.

Yes. Do a what to a flag? Talk to it. Talk to the flag? Yeah. You put your legions to put your hand over your heart and say put your legions. So I don't. Coltty?

Yeah. So did you have to do that in Canada? We sang the national anthem. No Canada. Yeah, how often? Every day. Do you have a Pudger of legions in Canada? Or is it just not that I know of? Okay, Pudger of legions is an insane country. I don't want to say no because I hate being the representative for an entire country on a podcast. I'm not here to it. So I'm not. I put the put you to legions to a flag of the United States of America. Or 12 years.

Which it stands. Yeah, I think technically if I did that would be treason. It's all. And then we would have to see God save the Queen, but we don't call it God save the Queen. You call it something else. What's interesting to me about the national anthem, especially growing up in England is that,

we really hear a lot, you hear a lot like international sports events when you're representing your country and you're singing your national anthem at the other countries. Every sports game I go to in America, you sing it to yourselves. There's no other country there. What's the point? I take my hat off and I'll stand, but I don't face a flag. I don't do the handover.

I don't put the hat over the heart. It's such a, I've been to so and everything. It's so it just rings hollow. And then it's like, unless you're shooting fireworks off in the middle of this thing, I'll give a fuck. Unless you stay rockets red glare and there's rockets, I don't, I'm out. No thanks. No dice.

I love during the fall, whenever there's UT home games on the Austin subreddit, people are always like, do anyone else hear those jets flying real low over central Austin? Like, yes, there's a fucking home game. They're flying military. What's going on over the fucking city? There's a game. I think the US national anthem is pretty good. You need to be good at singing to get that.

The national anthem and the flag and everything that's like American is very cool. Looking and like on its surface is very cool looking and like on its surface is very like I like the way this looks and sounds and all this stuff and then it just gets beaten into you for so long and everything. I tell you what I have the complete opposite effect with the the US flag. It annoys me really. Really? Growing up using the internet if I wanted to buy something it would

default sometimes to the US store. And everything would be in dollars. I'd be like, damn it, nice to change it. To the Union Jack. To the bad power. That's the reason you don't like the stars in stripes. It's not that I don't like it. It's just, I associate it with, I'm in the wrong place.

I would think you would not like that. It was like, you know, in the US site, be ready. I would think you would not like it because sometimes when you're setting your language options in a game or a website, the English fault, it's got the American flag instead of like the British. Yeah, I did not like that as a Canadian either. I was like, we can English too.

Yeah, a lot of like the global use stuff, like a lot of the internet, just the faults of the US, which here is tremendous. Very convenient. Very convenient. In other countries, you're like, cut them out. I don't, I don't know, dollars.

It's also really funny when you're like selecting your country for some sign up thing and United States is just at the top. Yeah. And then it's all the countries in alphabetical order. I'll admit, I could have annoyed when it's when the United States is not at home. I'm like, what is, are we, uh, this is bullshit? When you go to the H&M website and it's under North America and it's like the last thing listed and you go go this is intentional This means war We've done more with less I had trouble finding United States on the Asian and Wilbur

It is the last thing you have to go all the way to the bottom It's under North America and you go fuck you although H&M I think is what is a Swedish company? Probably I was not it was English. I mean I've sure you good There's all the same H&M Swedish someone will be be like yeah, can you look at it real quick? Eventually, maybe by the time this podcast ends Good God just show me show me the money. Are you on a Wi-Fi you're trying to What else would he be on? Yes, be tethering

Could be Swedish. Yeah, Swedish multinational clothing. Oh, you're smart. You Barbara, you're smart. Thank you. If you're kind of dressed like Billy Eilish today. Oh, thank you. Green. Yeah, she, she's known for her neon green. I just think it looked like I'm not anymore. Yeah, she's not Dijon. Do that. She's changed her look, which I'm all for. Listen, if people want to change their look, as many times as they want, go for it. All I know about Billy Eilish is she has some songs.

I don't know that I've heard and then she shows up in commercials and she goes, what's up on Billie Eilish every time? She, there's a documentary on Apple TV about, about Billie Eilish and her brother. Oh my God, that was such a good deal. It was phenomenal. I found it very inspiring. It also like, is this the one that has like all the animated stuff And it's like the Hollywood bowl. No, I've oh that's a Disney thing. It's a memory following her

Creation of her album happier than ever. Oh cool. Oh, no, not not The world's a little bit blurry. I think it's really interesting the concerts and stuff like that too. It's so interesting to see how to supremely talented people work together and like deal with other people around them. It's fast. It's kind of like you and me and we work together. It's kind of exactly, it's kind of exactly. You guys, that's what I've always said.

You're like a Billy Eilish style duo that you guys get together. But it really is remarkable and so impressive to watch that documentary and to see Just especially how they're talented there. They just did stuff like on the floor of a bedroom Yeah, literally and it's the most one of the most famous works of all this ever existed I've done stuff on the floor with no one would call it That's what I thought you were talking about this. I saw a commercial for it again

The beginning of the circle was a Billy Irish, but I think it's for, I think Disney has Disney Plus or whatever their streaming service is. She has like a kind of like a concert film that's in the Hollywood Bowl, but then it's also like part documentary and also animated, like some of it's animated. And just the trailer looked like insane and I'm like, shit, this looks cool.

It looks like, I like the idea of stuff happening at the Hollywood Bowl because it looks good on camera and people have. It seems iconic. Yes. And then you go and you listen to a concert there and it's the fucking dirt or sound you've ever heard. I saw yellow there and I just went this fucking dog shit like put it anywhere else. It's not for you, it's for the film. And so when you watch this thing film that the Hollywood Bowl, you're like, this looks really cool. So I saw that and I'm like,

not enough stuff happens in the Hollywood, like there's stuff with the Hollywood Bowl, but I like the idea of a big concert film being there. Is this something that you saw recently, a trailer for? Yeah, I think it was just like every other thing I try to watch on my on YouTube or whatever on my phone. I get seven ads served to me before I watched it so it's one of those. Okay, so this document is on Apple TV. It's called the world's a little blurry.

I think, um, which is a big chunk of it is her going on tour and also recording the album for when we all fall asleep or do we go, which is, I think still probably my favorite album of hers, but it is really fucking good. That was some standout moments where she realizes that she's really good directing her own videos and doesn't need anyone else. Yeah, I love that moment. Yeah, that's cool. She's like, I'm just like, do it.

The video is really cool. She's a genius. She's a fucking genius. Her, Finneus also is like one of the most talented people I think on this planet. Is he the one that make goes, boop boop boop boop boop boop bo You see the one that make goes boom boom boom boom boom on bad guy and it's like that He does like all the like The song goes the boo That's how if you went that if if somebody said I'm the bad guy and then and then someone goes

Duh and you go boom and everyone knows how it's going. That's good I'm gonna peel back the curtain. What? You're just a little bit. So you said, you said, what do you said? We both said. It, when do you said Disney Plus? Yeah.

And then you said the Apple TV thing, which is Apple TV Plus. Does anyone ever think about the fact that we have Hulu Plus, Apple TV Plus and Disney Plus? No. Okay. Is it called Hulu plus? Yes. Like there's like a premium version of who the school plus. I think it is.

I remember that one. Hulu. He's ramping up to a rant, but he has to be sure about that. I've got to make sure. Yeah. Smart. Good God. Just low.

Why is it just cool? Hulu and everything else is minus like everything Lowa Paral plus that's why thank you It's not peacock. You there is there is a hulu plus you think it should be called Hulu minus like the top one is just hulu Uh-huh, and then everything else is hulu minus you think they should have you think their branding should be that there is lesser than They're negging the people to pay more and everything starts and goes, wow, you look like shit today. Hope you get a new plus. So years ago when we were rebranding Rooster Teeth sponsors

and for Rooster Teeth first, we had like a year worth of meetings. Yeah. Talking about possible names and things we could rebrand sponsors to. And ultimately we decided on Rooster Teeth first. I campaigned so fucking hard for Rusteath Plus. Oh, really? Rusteath Plus was like my baby and at the time I'm gonna keep shooting you down saying there's already Hulu Plus people will be confused. Fuck you. Who would be confused?

There's also Disney Plus, Apple TV Plus, Paramount Plus. Who would? Who's the aim down? I was gonna say, they know who it is. They know. It's for you. I don't know. I was in the same who it is. They know for you. I was in the same boat as you guys. I was like first, it's good for like, you know, insular rooster teeth inside jokes and stuff like that,

but like from a broad perspective. Plus or gold or premium like. Yeah, we had Pubby. We had a whole list of names we could potentially choose from and we ended up on I think first was my last one. You wanted hobby? Hobby? H-O-B-B-Y. H-O-B-B-I-E. It's an inside joke. You're not going to. It's even more inside than first. Well, they kind of go hand in hand a little bit. Yeah, that's together. Sorry, Eric.

Yeah, it's fine. I just work here. It's okay. It's just, it's just, it's wild to me that there was already one plus service so we couldn't use it. And now everything is plus. How can we call Ristratif Max? I think that might have been on the list. I don't think it was. Was it? Okay.

That was the T-Pro. Professional Ristratif. I wonder if I could find the old document where we talked about that. There was definitely plus premium gold. It was like a LinkedIn. the old document where we talked about that. There was definitely plus premium gold. We should chief extra or they want us to double something. Isn't double gold the thing? Double gold was a thing. That's not as confusing as the city of pants. Where is it? Where? I don't know. I'm sure there's a shorts. Do you have a company?

Are you asking me? Yeah. Do I have a company? Yeah, because if you don't, you should register to sit you have pants as your company. That's a good idea. I should call it city of pants. City of pants. LLC. Do you have a company? Yeah, it's called city shirts. Springfield. I can't find it. Well, the internet won't let it. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, it's that's gonna take forever. God, I wonder I'm sure I could find that sometime. I'm curious to now to see all the old names that we kicked around at the time. Yeah, somewhere in the uh, uh, universe right now are executives at this company being like, don't mention any of these because then people are gonna want those Of course it's great Root seat crown

Crown that's even worse than anything because it's like crown is well like the best real the champion I don't so like on a tooth. Yeah, well That's confusing because the crown is a show. Oh, so people would think that they're gonna watch the crown right? There's already one there you go What about Rooster Teeth down to Nabi? That's I would think that they're gonna watch the crown. There's already one. They would go, what about Rucity Downton Abbey? That's it. My wife has been watching, I don't know what happened. She just decided, watch them rewatching Downton Abbey. So every time you're watching.

Oh yeah, she's watched the whole thing already. Oh yeah. She's watching it again. And so, every time I walk into the room, she goes, oh hello, how are you? Oh, how are you? And I just go electricity, which is all I think about that show. It's just people

who are baffled by electric lights. Did she watch a British? I think she tried to and then didn't like it. I don't remember. I shouldn't get to good stuff. I guess so. Gavin, is there good stuff in Brickerton or whatever? I'm guessing you guys haven't seen Brickerton. I never saw it. It's up to show you showed me with the guy with the giant dick. That's awesome. What's the show? That's a that's sex life No, sex life like guys got him. I got a show. We're You see the guys. Yeah, his dick is biggest Eric. Oh As big as air. Yeah, no, you take

Both ways baby Whoa mama That That is a monster dick. I've seen some people say that it's a prosthetic, but I don't know. I've seen, I mean, I've watched bookie nights a lot. I've seen prosthetic this. That's a prosthetic dick. Yeah. He's a star.

That guy's a star. He's a bright shining star. How big this dick? It's like Mid cat mid-bye. Oh, like a half lap Flass it like flaccid you just hang in there mid-bye. I'll show you once this loads That's all are you gonna pull it up the episode? Absolutely, he's gonna show like a screenshot. Oh back and find it first. I don't want to search on my phone. So I was like, I'll just film.

I'll film your reaction. Oh my God. Internet. This is cool. This is for anyone who missed the old and Steve podcast is this. Do you have a get annoyed at the internet when you're in charge of it?

All the time. Probably more so. I remember there was a period in time when we were in the Congress office. I want to see the real dick. They're all cutting it off. There was a time when we were in the Congress office, I want to see the real dick. They're all cutting it off. There was a time when we were in the Congress office where our internet wasn't or wired internet wasn't working and we had to operate off of a 3G hotspot. Whoa! And we were having to upload. We

were all sharing it. As an internet company. Yes. That's insane. A regular internet when it was working only had 128 kilobits up And then when that went down we had to switch this 3g house. It's all we could get there How are you a company long enough to hire me? That's insane. Wait, how many up 128 kilobits up in Congress? Yeah No When we started as 120 eventually we upgraded to where it got to 1.5 megabits. What? The Congress was like, no way. Mm hmm. Why was it so shit? Because we didn't want to pay for commercial internet service.

And there's not very much residential internet service. Because commercial internet service there would have been like $5,000 a month or something. So I was in England downloading your episodes faster than you uploaded them. It was a constant race. Am I going to see this dick or what, dude? All the screenshots are like, they're all censored. Like you can't see a touch. No, let's say you just cut out. No, I don't want to open it. It's that big. Is this guy hot too? Yeah. What the fuck?

Eric, honestly, I've seen this clip a few times. I don't remember what he looks like. This is that big is this guy hot to yeah, what the fuck Eric honestly? I've seen this clip a few times. I don't remember what he looks like Pro I was looking at something else. That's crazy. What is abs? Fuck that Yes, and is asked there's a lot of ass in that just this article is entitled an investigation into whether the big fucking monster dick on Netflix The sex life is real or not fucking monster dick on Netflix is six like real or not. That's awesome. Big fucking monster dick. She's good way to describe it. Yeah, I filmed a video of Gus and Blaine reacting to seeing that

for the first time. I want to see. I'm trying, I'm trying to show you dick. Give it. Shall we have to sit inside? Can I be the title of this episode on YouTube? No, no, it can't. It absolutely can't.

I mean, it's between that and abortion in my hands. Which one are we going to choose? I think we should all just sit in silence until it loads, and then we can show this to facilities or whoever needs to fix the incident. And be like, this is what happens to our content. Yeah, this is there on podcast, it's great. I mean, if I find it, I really don't want to start on my phone.

I wonder if I can tell her to my phone if that's faster. Okay, is this going to show them? What's it called, sex life? Is show them? What's it called sex life? Is this it's like sex slash life. Really? Yeah. Oh great, I'm looking at it in the black box down Twitter account. I just accidentally like it while you're at it.

Retweet. Whoa! It's not that big. There. That's, I mean like, it looks like a finger. It's seven knuckle. It's it. I will say that's impressive. It's got to be that has to be prosthetic. What's the actress name? I don't know. Like it looks it looks exactly like a finger. Adam, Adam, Damos.

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I mean I would too if I Yeah, like I'm gonna walk around and be like the guys across that it But giant jigs not actually mine It might be no it might be intimidating like if you're dicks big, you don't want to broadcast that. I don't have a dick. I don't really know the ins and outs. Like, Mike like that a lot. Going, going, giving us a going.

Of trying to, you know, like how do you, how do you wear clothes without it protruding? Like where do you, because like that's gonna, that's gonna show no matter what you wear. Right, you get on the left of the right. Yeah, and you just have a thicker side. You get a Velcro strap and you put it around the thigh.

It's a mail garter. Yep, and then you slap it down. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Is this a real thing? It must be. That must exist. It's only big gym, and that's what you just go like in my left or right today, and then you put your strap on.

You do different things. It's different, not with you. I'm always the same. It's always right. You got to, you got, you're mostly left. I'm left. Oh, really? Yeah.

I'm left. I'm right handed to the left dick. I'm left. I'm right handed. The left deck meets right handed and right deck. Barbara, I You don't really about this to you. I'm right handed, but I'm left footed. I use my left foot for everything. So I guess maybe that's just like a lower extremity thing, but my upper extremities more of a right could be on a skateboard. I'm left-flapped. I'm trying to go in a equivalent. It's our on-escape board. I'm not excited. Are you trying to figure out if you like push with a foot or what are you doing?

If you're with right, where does my foot go on a skateboard? What does that mean? On the front. If you kick with the right it goes on the back. The back. Yes. Yes. The dominant is on the back. You're dominance on the back because you steer with your front foot unless you push Mongo. Mongo means you push with your front foot. And so when you get so when you're on the skateboard. So you steer, say you're pushing with your right. So your left foot goes in the front. So you're steering with your left foot. You push with your right.

But if you push Mongo, the left foot is in the back of the board and you're kicking with your right and then your right foot goes on the front. Mongo is just less, like there's a lot more people who push Mongo when they're switched. So like you want like you're right in the front and then like they'll go the other way. So like left is in the front. Like when you do like 180, I used to. I don't need more. Okay.

If Shane was here, he would be agreeing with me. Don't worry about it. I was rolling around on the old one wheel. And was it you achievement office? That's three less wheels than a skateboard. The one that I was running around in a achievement on the new place. The freaking awesome office.

I hope we keep it forever. I don't have to leave it. Anyway, you're right. You're right. Yeah. You're might cover something. It's got a dollar bill on it. Yeah.

Money. There's a specimen. Is your mic covered in something? It's got a dollar bill on it. Yeah. Money. You got to put specimen all over. You got guns, like someone jizzed on your mind. Why would you tell them that during the podcast? Spissimins. Anyway, so I'm like, one wheel. And everyone else is having to go. And they're like, which foot do you put on the front?

And I was like, oh, I don't know. Because I need you think about it. Because I put my right foot on the front Yeah Put on a skateboard it would be on the back is what you'll say Unless your mom I depends what you're or you're what you're doing pushing with your right foot. I mean I push it drives itself With a skateboard I Never been on one I Feel like I'd have my right foot at the front of a skateboard

Push it up this whole situation and I so do you'd have my right foot at the front of a skateboard. You push it. You set up this whole situation. And so do you push with your right? I've never been on a skateboard. I mean, I'm trying. I've never like got anything done on one. I don't know how to do anything. So just avoided them.

Oh, man. Yeah. I was like saying what do you know? What's ski? No. No, go ahead. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

It's like asking about sport that you've never played. I've tried it. I don't know if I was doing it right then yeah. I don't know. It's like asking about sport. You know, I played I I've tried it. I don't know if I was doing it right then so I don't know. Let's tell you if you snowboarded before No, that's that's the difference between skateboarding and snowboarding is skateboarding you steer with the front and then snowboarding You steer with the back. What else you don't kick in snowboarding that you don't You can kick a snowboard.. Yeah, start kicking it snowboarding. No, you're a feeder. Yeah, you got to go faster. Your last kick. I kick with skis. But that's just running. I'm just putting my shoes on. I go, I make french fries. Oh, pizza slice. All right. I was a big fan of what your hair was doing.

Just now when you were doing that. Look at it. It's long, bumping, bumping, bumping, because my barber leaves it really long on the top. Yeah, really long on the top. What's the point of it? Because then you could go mean like that. Well, like it does. What does it mean? What does it mean? And what does it mean? I'm sure numbers Gavin. I'm trying to figure out what does it mean? What's the point of it? Because I like the length so I can push it around where I want it to be. Oh, but it's way longer than you need. It could be half that length and still have the effect.

No, no, no, it needs to be that long. No, it needs because my hair is. It's hard to wait to it. Yeah, my hair is curly at certain lengths. So I have to keep it. And if it if you have a side part like you do, where it was over the majority one side, if it's shorter, it's going to end. I'm trying to do a middle part.

No way. It could be cool. Backstreet voice. Well, yeah, people are like middle parts again.. I'm trying to do a middle part. No way, it could be cool. Backstreet boys. Well, yeah, people are like middle parts again. So I'm gonna try to do that. Why do they like that? I don't know. Gracie, is this cool? Y'all ride.

No, no, no, no. What do you mean? Gracie said it's cool. She's the youngest one here. Middle parts are definitely in, but I think it's more for female presenting. Hair. I don't know if it's a guy thing, is it? When my hair more for female presenting hair. I remember when my hair, I don't know if it's a guy thing, is it?

When my hair was long, long hair. When my hair was long, the last time it was super, super long, it would naturally sit at like this middle part and it looked terrible. You look so bad. You should be in tombstone. Whoa, I'm your Huckleberry?

Yeah. I think Gavin, you could pull off a middle part. It might give like a Leonardo DiCaprio and a Crispin Glover. Like young Leonardo DiCaprio. This sucks. This looks terrible. Yeah, I'll be honest, that doesn't,

this is awesome. What's his movie called? What is it? What? Wilbur? Wilbur? Wilbur? No, what is it?

Oh my god, this is it. What? Those are his movies right? Chris Been Glover? Charlie's Angels. Chris Been Glover. He wasn't Charlie's Angels. Yeah, he was like the what was the rat movie? Willer. Willer. Willer. Yeah, what is it? It was the 2005 surrealist film edited co-produced director by Chris Been Glover. What? I don't know about this. I don't watch a Chris Been Glover movie. You got that info pretty fast, didn't you? Yeah, how'd you get that so fast?

It's the internet work for a second. So what do you think? No? I'm gonna say no. Really? What's like a stronger word for now? Never. Never ever. What do you mean?

What Nicholas can do is hair like this It's got it so long it worked on the back Was I a middle part in the park a middle like a potting there But it is on the back and then you just shave like a face gap So you have like a long hair, but instead of putting into a ponytail you parted in the back Yeah, he basically just shave a face into the back of your head and have cut ins. Oh, that's good. That's cool. Is this good? Yeah, it's cool. Do I look like I could be in Blink 182? I was going to say Lincoln Park.

Oh, I'm one step closer to the edge. How do you make so many looks? At the same heck? That's pretty good, huh? Because I can do a lot with my hair. Because I don't just do the same thing over and over. You got it. You got to mix it up, dude. Try Pum. I don't think I could. I could try. You try it. It's something I could do it.

We're next next podcast. You do a perk. It gets a perm. Why do you pump? What do you need? Perm solution. You need like little isn't it like little curlers and yeah, they're like little like and you just wrap the hair around it.

Perm just a perm just for like permanent. Yes. You know, just a perm just a for like permanent. Yes. Seems weird doesn't it? It's not. It's not. You call it temp. I mean, it lasts pretty long time, but it's not, but, but it's not permanent. We should all get perms.

We should all get perms. Let's do what it's about. Yeah, a perm for me would take like three days. That would be a lot. That would be a lot of hair. Yeah. But you guys should do it. I think that would be why do you do some? That's like like half yeah, or like the back or like the first like the top layer. Yeah. Yeah. Could you event like a new version of the mullet where it's like perm in the front party in the

back. I'll do it. I like it. Ever credit. Very quickly. Why is this keep doing this? What's this? Gotta cut that off. What the fuck? The calic. This is nuts.

Cal has been looking my hair. Yeah, you're not sure. Shit. I feel like we should mention we have some like special programming coming up starting next week. Yeah. We're going to be doing some in studio stuff. Obviously, I'm talking about us, the colloquial us rooster teeth.

Well, also when this podcast comes out, next week, it's podcast 666. Well, oh yeah, so yeah, the same week, the 13th, it's when podcast 666 is, we're gonna be the rooster teeth in general, we'll be doing a little more in studio stuff. A lot of fun stuff planned. Yeah, I'm told we want to celebrate our

community and the first members who support our content and help keep us creating. So, you know, first members at one point had more rewards as part of being first members and, you know, we kind of, we went into lockdown and started work from home. A lot of that stuff kind of shifted and changed. And... By streaming to, you know, be an example of one of the things, yeah, open that up to everyone. So we're trying to get back and do some more stuff in studio, help celebrate first members. Of course, we're going to be doing everything, following strict COVID protocols, lots of testing, still mask wearing, still spaces, you know,

who we're not. When you don't see a sitting like this, my mask is actually right here. And we move around. So we're going to be doing a little bit more stuff back in the studio and some new content. I think we talked about some of that already. I think Achima Hunter talked about some of that yesterday by AHFERT. And one of the things I think probably the biggest thing that will affect you if you're a podcast listener or viewer is that it's in the works. It's not going to launch necessarily next week, but it's in the works. We're going to be working on a first RSS feed, which is coming soon, so that I know

first members have asked for that for a long time, so that if you're a first member, you can download the podcast 24 hours early in the podcast app of your choice. And you don't necessarily have to use the Ristis app or come to the Ristis website or anything like that. So, I need your lock controls. You get your lock controls. And we're still gonna be doing our livestream in 26 hours a week, but you know, we want to let you all know

we're gonna be getting back to a little bit of the more in studio experience, a little more of the VOD content that you're used to, that we used to do in the past. And VOD is video on demand. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm a fucking asshole over here. I mean, so talk about our next traveling Rt podcast where we actually record one live from my anus, which is kind of a stick all the equipment in my

inus. I think we got to do that. What number podcast should be in my anus? What's the most anal number? What is that like a medical code for your asshole? Let us know in the comments. What I think it's like it's going 827. That could mean like a pro-lapse in the hospital. I was trying to think of something that could be like poo. So I would be like 800 is close to poo. Yeah. But I do want to make sure we give a special shout out to the first members

who have supported us to all this lockdown and everything. Really, really appreciate all the support. Thank you so much. And we're going to be working to try to give you even more content and make sure you have plenty of value for your support. Yeah, I got so excited. What's the area code to my anus? Look it up.

My name is Connecticut area code. Enter. But it's like 468. Oh, you missed it. Yeah. Well, there's area code. Hang8. Oh, he missed it. Yeah. Well, there's Eric. Oh, just hang on. OK, loaded.

See, I'm looking. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. So it's with a seven. Looks like it is 2.03. We just, I mean, just missed it. Just missed it. What's the zip code?

How is that going to work? That's going to be way further. Well, we could we could choose any three What's the zip code? How is that gonna work? That's gonna be way further. Well, we could choose any three numbers from the zip code. Is that how it works? Yes. Venus used to be called Miami's. Okay. But they changed it to Miami's.

So it's like Miami and Miami? Yes. Miami and Miami's? Miami's does not have its own zip code. Ooh. It's in the Riverside zip code Riverside That really came back really came back that's really incredible. It doesn't have its own She's pretty good. I'm not exclusive. I think it's so small. It's a subset

That zip code is where is it? Come on. Show me the fucking zip code. Zip. My a zip code code. There's definitely like some song about this, right? About my a name is being so fat that it has it's own zip code. My ass. You think there's a song about a

person's ass being so fat that it has probably ludicrous song. Probably. I got talking peanut butter, dude. He's been, it's because it got served to me as a promotional thing on Twitter where it's like ludicrous holding peanut butter out and like at a microphone. It's like, are you eating peanut butter and wrapping? What? What's happening? That seems like it would be detrimental. Or I don't know if it would help like with the stickiness it makes your mouth like would that make it easier to? How would that make it easier? I believe it is oh six eight seven eight oh six eight seven eight. Wait, start from the zero. Yes.

The earlier zip codes are like on the east coast and then they go west. Today learned. Uh, okay, we could do six, eight, seven, eight, six, eight. It's a wash. We're just going to make up an arbitrary number. Let's just go to, let's just go. I actually want to do a podcast from like a, take two. Uh, I actually want to do a podcast from my, all right. Well, three. I want to do a podcast for a different location. All right, shut up.

Everyone shut up at different locations. Yeah, I want to I want to rent something. I want to go to like somewhere in Austin. No, I did it wrong. I want to go somewhere in Austin where it like it looks good and we can like spend a day and hang out and like. Chili's. Thanks.

Thanks. Thank you. Appreciate it. Where do you want to go? Chili's Thanks Appreciate it. Where do you want to go? I think I want to like rent something that has like a cool view and someone really like spend a day and hang out and like But you want to record a podcast? Yeah, yeah, just chill. Yeah, it would be like take the day hang out do our thing I want to just take the day and hang out Because we get to work

And we don't have to pay for all of our food and drink that we assume. Yeah. We don't have to just eat side pies. If we like rent at a location, it would just be us. Yeah. I would say the Oasis, but the food sucks. Really bad there. Got to play sucks.

It's also far. It's got a beautiful view though. Any ideas Gavin? No. All right. Well, just ideas, she's just to go why and say no. Some top floor of a nice hotel downtown. We still have contacts with RTX, right?

Yeah, probably. We should go figure that out. Okay, well, I want to do that. I think having like a cool view and then doing a podcast from there. Are you okay with that? You find with it. Okay. It's like, it's like you weren't like you were ambivalent at first.

So I just want to find the end of the day. It's an audio product. Right. It's true. But there's still of the day, it's an audio product. Right. It's true. But there's still a video component that we can have fun with. Also, we have eyes. Also, consider this. We have eyes.

Yep. Yep. Didn't consider that. Consider that. That we have eyes. Can I play? Yeah, I'll be there. Okay. Cool.

I want to do something like this. Yep. I'll let us know if you live in Austin. Why would you think? I don't know. It's not your house. I'm not going something with that. I figured out. Yep. Oh, let us know if you live in Austin. Why would you think? I don't know. It's not your house. I'm not going to read the comments for this. You got your money. Comment, Levis.

It's funny. You say the oasis is far when I flew that plane a couple of weeks ago, like getting from the airport to the oasis is like 10 minutes. So we should just fly. It's like so fucking fast. Can you just fly us? I would think it would be. No, that would make sense.

If you fly us over, do we have to jump out? You got to jump out. So we'd land out there. I guess we could ditch it in the lake. Yeah, cheap one. cheapest plan on Amazon. Only means to fly a few miles. cheapest life jackets on Amazon. cheapest life insurance. Life insurance. See what happens. The cheapest shoes on Amazon is... Is there going to be our title? Probably. That's a very good title. And also, I have to, because I keep thinking about it and I have to know what they look like. Let me see if I can pull up my order history. It's been. I thought you said.

Yeah, this could take a while. Damn. See, search all orders. There's got to be a better title than most cheapest shoes on the top. Most cheap shoes. I think we know the title. Abortion, my anus. We can't. There's no way.

Says who? Texas. All right. I guess we'll try it. If that's the title of this episode, you know we did it. If it's not, blame Gavin, I guess? I don't know. Blame me for it.

Didn't what? Yeah. Just blame Gavin. But, blame Gavin. Play me for it didn't what yeah, just blame game For all of our problems really take that Gavin climate change Gavin gaming have you ever had Gavin it? backgammon no Gus is just over here on Amazon. I'm just looking up shoes. What's Kevin?

Like I bet it's a fish. Oh, no, it's like a ham. It's like a ham steak. I Don't know what are you cool, Cameron? You might be cool at half a minute. How many things is this and I don't know what it is? That would seem like me being like what do you call schmorbans? Yeah Oh, like little fly nits. Those are good shoes. Yeah, those are fine. Those are totally fine. Don't show them. You can show them. Why not? No, no? We gotta go. Here's a secret. It's just the guy's day. Wow, these guys. Yeah. Ah, got him. Is this a game? That's just, that's just him. It's just him. How do you spell it? GMO in? Isn't it?

Yeah, I got him in the flesh and a soldier double. Yeah, I'm in door. Well, it's game door. Or game and free as I like. Jamm'n is the hind leg of pork after it's been cured. And the assault you were brining. It's like a worse Zelda ever. Yeah, I love that you don't use jamm'n when,

I think it was right when John Ryzen got started. I'd named one of my pigs in Minecraft, jamm'n, but he spelled it like G-A-M-I-N. And I was like, that's not he spelled Gamin. He's like, but you made it up. I was like, no. The term is mostly used in the United Kingdom and Ireland, while other dialects of English largely make no distinction between Gamin and Ham. There you go. So, the name for a type of person in England. Again, that's Gamin, no, it's Gavin.

Ham? Oh, the word, Gamin is derived from middle English word for ham. Gambin. It's coming. It was so close. It was gonna come out of your eyes. Gambin. Gambin. Which derives from the old French word Jammin I'm not making any of this up said jammin to gambin to gammin to ham. Yes What was the first one jammin jammin so I'm call you from now on jammin

Oh, which had turned derives from the late Latin Gamba Oh, which had turned derives from the late Latin gamble Which can ultimately be traced back to the real paper. Okay, we're Camp camp, camp, uh, meaning joint like the joint of a Bone I don't know what you lost me here. You lost me at jambin. Yeah, look up the definition of the people refer to as gammon I first say gammy is that I'm anything new with it? No, no, that is a game is like gross right? Yeah, well Yeah, I think gamey just means like wild like it tastes wild like she Gammy Gammy or gamey?

Gammy oh gamey is like for meat. Oh, yeah, for like Gami. Gamin is a Pajorative popularized in British pop culture since around 2012 2012 Yeah, 2018 it became a known term to describe those on the political right or those who support Brexit and I think the idea is that right or those who support Brexit. And I think the idea is that they get annoyed and their faces go red and they were like gammon. I think that was the origin of it.

I don't know. Sure. That's awesome. I just had it used. Huh. Social media. Well, we learned a lot today. We learned a lot about gammon and about myiness.

Very, very educational podcast today. Yeah. All right. That way you should go ahead and wrap up. I think we've had a good run. Oh, yeah. I mean, like in general. Yeah. Yeah.

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