Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus Finally Loses It - #464

Episode Date: October 31, 2017

Join Gus Sorola, Brandon Farmahini, Becca Frasier, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss zombies, restaurant wait times, teeth, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He likes it in that chair. He don't like the couch, right? I'm fine with either, but I feel like whenever Bernie's not here, I need to take the Bernie chair. Step up. Yeah, you need to step up. Step your game up. I host a podcast now, so I feel like I'm in there.

Oh, I feel that in there. Take the place of Bernie. I was on, I was on always open this week. You were. It host a podcast now. So I feel like, oh, I feel that in here. Take the place of Bernie. I was on, I was on always open this week. You were. It's a kitty cat. Thackery banks to be more specific. Kitty cat. You were a witch.

We were the Santa's and sisters. We did a Hocus Pocus themed episode. A gust of sun. I just do not want to mention that for some reason. You were a witch. And we wanted gust to be Thackery banks, but only as cat version. Yeah, of course.

There's a little kitty. How many times, sorry, you a big Hocus Pocus fanbaker? I was as a child. It's probably been 15 years since I last saw it. I mean, I really like that movie. What about you, Brandon? I just remember the zombie being super creepy. Like, I'm not afraid of zombies.

Like dumb zombies. I'm afraid of smart zombies. And that had like the whole smart zombie, like a guy who is dead, but cognitively is just, you know. Example. The guy in Hocus Pocus, yeah, that they brought back. Yeah, he's the guy, he's like, it's just a dead dude. But he's a good dude.

Yeah, but it's just, and I'm just saying, like it's still creepy. Like I think there was also one in Scrooge, the movie Scrooge at Bill Murray the the Marley character Again like rotting like things coming out of his face like looks dead, but it's like cognitively wear it. That's terrifying. Yeah Select the the ghouls and fall out Yeah, sure But I mean video games. I don't think I don't find this is scary. Why?

I don't know because I just I never get Emerson to the point where it feels real. I'll get startled like you remember Duke Nukem 3D Or you're just like running around all of a sudden that green mouth is on your face I'll get startled but not like completely terrified So that's your example Duke Nukem 3D? Of like being like scar... Yeah, scar... You were in Merchant for a video game? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying of being startled in something like you just see like the mouth

like I don't know if you remember but it was like and then you see it and it's like, ah, so I'll get like see look, look at that, that's terrifying. What is this one from? That's from Scrooge. Oh, oh. He looks pretty hip. It's the sunglasses.

Are you more afraid of fast zombies or slow zombies? I'm not really afraid of zombies. Just sentient zombies. Yeah. Cause they're... What's scarier? A fast sentient zombie or a slow sentient zombie? We're using weight in any adjectives.

There's no technique in my throat. No, the fast ones. And they do that thing too where they can almost like teleport, but it's kind of weird, you wouldn't call it that. Like, I'm talking to you right now, and if you're whatever you kind of call, that was call it a smart zombie. And then I turn around, I'm like, whatever.

And then I look, you're standing right here. That scares me. That's not like a zombie move. Yeah, but it is for that type of zombie. It's a shock factor. I don't think that's the truth. If a zombie's that close to you either way, it's eating you. It's not gonna like be like,'t think that's the best thing. If a zombie's that close to you either way, it's eating you.

It's not gonna be like, wait, wait, we're not finished. Yeah, for coming in my bed, I'm gonna hug up here behind you. But dumb zombies, it's like being attacked by an animal, like a dog, which it sucks. I'm like, oh no, my face is being eaten. I guess it'd be like, but. Why were you looking at your watch too?

Oh no, look at the exciting time I can't do that. No, looking at my arm, like it was eating my arm. Oh. Um, look like it was. My arm face. But that wouldn't be good. It'd be important, like I'm saying, like it's like you're a dog attack,

but I'd be terrified, terrified of, of a supernatural creature like that, that's just, you know, it's brains intact. And you can do that thing where it zips around. So fast. Yeah. Not fast, not run fast, but be able to just traverse space without any time.

And I don't know if it's not a zombie ability. I don't know where to get that. What is that? What movie would zombie movie? Have you seen that employees this mechanism? Okay, so do you call? Or anything that's employees mechanism. I guess that was insees this mechanism. Okay, so do you call or anything that's the most important mechanism?

I guess that was inscruged. Maybe it's talking about screws. Maybe I got a screws. He's a ghost. No, but you've seen stuff like that. I think the ring girl, would you call that a ghost? Yeah, she's a ghost. She's a ghost, not something.

She has. She has some kind of like form, like a physical form. Still a ghost. So I'm her left echoplasm on places. That's a physical form. So do you think any form that's not alive? Is it zombie? No, I mean if it if If the thing looks like it came from a grave if it looks like it's been rotting in the ground Then that to me I is a zombie, but I feel like colloquially when we say zombie, we think stupid, rare, rare zombies and not like the zombie that you see in hocus, pocus. Oh, this is ironic.

What's this Brandon? Oh, this photo. So I, there was, I was helping Paula, I was helping Paula with something and they were supposed to help me with zombie makeup, but they all left. No, who? Paula and her friends. Okay. Okay. And one of them was good with zombie makeup, but he had to leave and they were like, okay, we need you and zombie makeup in like 10 minutes. And I had no idea what I was doing.

So I just kept grabbing stuff and putting it on my face. Like I did a whole layer of just like gray and then like red. And does that look like a zombie? Absolutely. Really? It's in the zombie universe. I think that is what zombie makeup is though. You're just taking a bunch of different colors and texture and just slapping it on your skin.

Someone said I just looked like I was in a horrible car accident. Are you look like you're like some kind of like jungle commando? Yeah, I'm thinking like a chick of aura. Yeah, the camera probably doesn't help that. Yeah. Yeah, I was a soldier who was killed. But I think he looked pretty zombie-esque. Oh, okay. The nose looks a little right. Or like a burn victim. That's my, that's my regular nose. There's not much makeup. I've been in the red. It has white and red on the nose. Actually, a big part of why I put so much

on was because someone started and they didn't know they're doing either. That was my wife. And she was like, well, they told us to put like black around the eyes. So she was putting black around the eyes, but she kind of started going too far. And I was like, oh my god, this is starting to look really bad. So then I just covered my entire face with gray to get rid of it. And then I was like, all right, let's find some red, throw red on there. So that's my life.

That's bragging. Zombie, Halloween, costume, recipe. Yeah, you know. There's no tutorial. Yeah, just keep throwing stuff on your face. So I learned a cool fact the other day. Do you know where the term saved by the bell comes from? Uh, the test. I was associated with school, I guess, because of the...

I probably something to do with the bell ringing the end of some type of battle thing. Now, my guess was a church bell, like, coming from the executioner, like, saved. Yeah. It is, I guess, from the 17, 16, hundreds, so many people were being buried alive that they started actually putting bells, like, strings tied to people's fingers and toes in coffins tied to a bell. So if they woke up and started moving, it would ring the bell, and then the graveyard attendant

would come and... Why not wait another couple hours before burying them? I don't know. It seems like you're gonna be in the living room. It seems like you're gonna be in the living room. Yeah, that's my fear. Being buried alive and dying that way, because it's such a slow gruesome process

Just like slowly was yeah, I guess you just die of dehydration. I know you'd probably suffocate suffocate with with our modern coffins for sure Yeah, no you wouldn't suffocate over the course of like a day or a couple Yeah, you were yeah, the coffin doesn't have much space in it. Yeah, I have no idea Yeah, I guess the time I am now I would imagine it would it would suffocate a lot sooner if you were going to it all, but I guess. Kill Bill with the punch she was doing. Wasn't she having to conserve her breath? Yeah, you would say that again. It's very real in here.

Yeah. Quinterantino's known for his realism. If a trapped person consumes half a liter of oxygen per minute, it would take almost five and a half hours before all the oxygen in a coffin was consumed. That's not much of a normal. Yeah, not much. Honestly, that's longer than I thought. Really? Yeah, I thought it would be like three hours maybe. That's what I was thinking. Thank you, internet, and thank you. That's in my Google search history.

Now you're prepared if you ever get buried alive, you have five and a half hours. Start my timer. We're like, oh, this sucks. Do you see Google is releasing their own version of a Lexa device? And they gave it to some reviewers. I don't know if that would have already been. Yeah. When did it really like a year ago? No, there's a new iterative. Yeah.

Yeah. And they sent it home with reviewers to test. And the people who had it, maybe not all of them, at least a select few went in their Google account on their computer and found that the device had been listening to them and like recording their conversation. Like without the key words.

Without the key words. I saw a video, I don't know if it's true or not, but I saw a video someone posted on YouTube where he claims that he proved his phone, Facebook on his phone was listening to him all the time. And then displaying targeted ads based on conversations he had. Like stuff he wasn't searching for, but he would say stuff and then it would show up in ads

in his Facebook app. Do you have a, Hey Siri enabled on your phone? Yeah, I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. No, I trust, the reason I trusted is because Apple doesn't, their business model doesn't involve selling ads like Google does. I just don't care. Like I don't care if something's listening to me.

I'm not doing anything illegal. Yeah, but a lot of people who murder people aren't planning to. It just kind of happens. It seems like that's a common argument pitfall. Like I default to that too, but then it's just this whole larger debate of privacy. No, Barbara, don't make that face. My point makes completes. I'm very confused, though. What do you mean by that? Because a lot of, you know, what you would call murder or manslaughter, however it eventually

gets classified, it's not premeditated. Right, so why? Murder is people listening to you. No, I think second degree murder, second degree murder isn't necessarily premeditated first degree is Do you remember the first murder you did Brandon? I'm not I'm going down I'm not going down like that Go down with my hey Siri option on because it's convenient if I go down because of that It's convenient. What do you like, because of that. It is convenient.

I feel like the only thing I use it for is... The car. No, it's terrible in my car. Yeah, it sucks. It's terrible. Is it tap in your car's Bluetooth? Yeah, fucking bullshit. I only use it for setting timers

and for converting between different formats like houses and milliliters. Like a smart home device thing. Like a Alexa or Google Home. No, dude. I don't like them. Oh, I love the echo. Yeah, we've, we've, we've got an echo heavy home. I remember like the first time you talked about it,

you for giving Alexa turn off the lights, some commands, and it did it at my house. It's great. And now you, I know you did. Yeah, I did it. I didn't over the foodie. Yeah. Let's do feel like I'm in the future.

Yeah, so I like it so much. The speaking of like things listening or speakers, the other day I was at home. Actually, I left my house in the morning to go get coffee and Esther was at the house by herself and she said that she heard me come home and then I left. I was like, no, that didn't happen. We have a security camera outside,

so we looked at it and the delivery person had come by and dropped off a package and he was listening to the podcast and it was right security camera outside. So we looked at it and the delivery person had come by and dropped off a package and he was listening to the podcast and it was right at the moment I was doing a dollar shave club re. Oh my God. Yeah, I was like, that's so weird. Really weird.

That's so strange. So she heard your voice. She heard my voice outside. Do you have your name on your deliveries to your house? Of course, who doesn't? I think that's not good. How do you not have your name on delivery? You can have maybe if you use esters made in name

or something. I think if the name of the address, like the person who owns the place is not properly on the mailing address, I think sometimes some mail doesn't deliver. It depends on the mail man or the delivery place, yeah. Well, so Amazon lost his service. Oh, and I know it's an awesome.

I think it's called Amazon Key. Well, I don't know. So basically it's like, and it's nice. They package this entire system, and I'm getting a house. I've had been piece-mealing stuff. But you get a new lock for your house, where you can program custom codes and you can open it remotely and a camera

that you can, I guess, put inside your house, point at the front door, and then that sings with your Amazon account and your delivery drivers will get temporary access. They get five minutes, I believe. Five minutes so it can come in your home, put your packages down and get out. Yeah, and the whole thing is recorded and logged.

Yeah. But it just seems like such a weird concept. Like someone's like, hmm, you're afraid of getting your packages stolen, so let's give someone uninhibited access to your home. Yeah, it's like putting a bell above a grave. Yes. Exactly. There's gotta be a different solution that makes more sense here. Make an Amazon locker for a house or something where they don't have to go in your home. I don't know.

We've given people so many opportunities to volunteer their own privacy, at least an information. This to me feels different. I can see a lot of people doing it. I would love to hear a conversation. You have a dog. The dog thing with you.

You have a pet. You can't do it. I'd love to hear a conversation with maybe two people who are tired from the NSA who would talk about how difficult it was to pry information from people and then now with social media or Facebook, whatever you wanna call all of a sudden, people are volunteering so much information about themselves

that spy agencies used to have to work really hard to get. Like it's amazing how much we're putting out there about where we're at. I sort of remember, like, when I started using the internet, people didn't use their first names or anything. Right. Yeah. They're like, don't use your real name on, like, chat sites

or anything like that. Don't trust strangers that you meet on the internet. And now people's like Twitter handles, Facebook names, like first last name, some of those have a, like, they're freaking neighborhood there listed. It's crazy. What's gonna be like when somebody who grew up during this era runs for president,

and it's like you find, they have a file of all this crap, you're here's the search history of this person. Like it'll be, it'll be like the new, the new, how most presidential, most presidential candidates release their tax returns. It'll be like, here's my Google search history. Oh, good last five years. That's my worst nightmare.

Mine would be, is this cancer for like everything. And of course, it's true. Red spot on like cancer question mark. Like that's like literally all my things. And I'm sure the internet always tells you it's cancer. Yeah, well, it's just like, oh, it could be like a swole lymph nodes for example. The first time I ever had those, I looked it up and it's just like, oh, it could be like a Swollen lymph nodes for example, the first time I ever had those I looked it up and it's just like Oh, it could be like a cold like allergies, blah blah cancer. I'm like, oh, it's definitely it's that one

Like it can't be anything else except cancer. It's not cancer. I'm good. Yeah No, it's the internet is not good for For medical things. Yeah, like medicine is still one of those things that's so crazy, like there's so many variables and I guess that's why doctors have to spend, you know, so much time in school. Like I would love if we could get to a point where there was like a reliable, now I wanna say search in diagnostic engine

that could help you figure out what it is. Well, wasn't that what Watson was being used for for a while? I mean, like it was basically like a flow chart for doctors to use. And I don't know whatever, it's been a while. It was basically like a flow chart for doctors to use. And I don't know whatever. It's been a while. Yeah, I think I've heard about Watson in a while. Or even like virtual doctor visits that computer that which jeopardy, which I think you could maybe see becoming more of a reality, at least with the military and people overseas, like being able to either build some apparatus for a doctor

or even a surgeon with some kind of electronic or mechanical component to be able to, you know, address people medically on the field. Yeah, you just got to worry about like lag. Yeah, or I mean, I mean, even if it's something that's consumer-based from a long time from now, like just in your house, the little VR machine, your doctor says hello. A little 360 camera. Or I mean, even if it's something that's consumer-based a long time from now, like just in your house, the little VR machine, your doctor says, hello. A little 360 camera. Yeah.

The doctor's like, all right, spread your cheeks. Let's see that butt. Let's get it real. Talk about being really private. I'm just private. All right, spread your cheeks. Let's see that butt hole. Show me that butt.

Is it why I'm so named? I thought I had bedbugs. Oh, like in your apartment. Yeah, I was terrified. Cause I've been traveling like crazy the last couple months, which apparently makes you very prone to getting bedbugs cause they could be in hotel rooms and stuff like that.

So do you take any steps to try to prevent that when you travel? I will now that I'm more conscious of it. Yeah, making sure that I do my laundry the second you get there making sure you inspect your luggage and everything. Also, if you put your luggage like in a tiled area or like on the on the stands, so it's not in contact with the ground. Oh, really? Yeah. Didn't realize that was a thing. Yeah. Anyway, you thought you had. I thought I had bedblocks because I woke up.

I had been traveling a lot and I got home and I went to sleep. I woke up the next day and had three red welts on myself. And I had no idea what they were from and they were itchy. They didn't look like mosquito bites. I later found out they were mosquito bites because there was a mosquito trapped inside my house with me. I think I was with you when you discovered the bites in your pants, yeah.

Yep, it was recently. And so I, of course, like, took all the sheets off my bed, washed it in like super hot water and dried it in super high heat, like they tell you to do. I looked around everything because they could be hiding in different places. I looked through everything that I had brought with me on the trips the last couple months. Couldn't find a thing, couldn't find any like, they tell you to look for like blood splatters of bugs and and um, skin or whatever the shedding from the bugs and like all this stuff couldn't find a single thing. And so I later discovered it was

luckily a mosquito. not bedbugs. They have like a really fun silly name, but they're a huge problem. If you find you have bedbugs in your house, they tell you to like get rid of your furniture like change your house, so what you're having. So, which is like, yeah, an extreme thing.

If you have an infestation of like hundreds of thousands of them, maybe you wanna start looking into an exterminator, but if you have just a couple of those ways to get rid of some. Yeah, but then they spread. You got to take care of them and kill them. Hydra on that chair and out on the couch, right? My god. Mike and the audio booth sent me a link.

Have you ever seen that guy who modded a big mouth-billy bass so that it was his Alexa? Oh my god, that's amazing. Whenever Alexa talks, the bass comes out and it's mouth starts moving. That's so awesome. And then that made me think about another thing I saw where a guy was really into the video game

for it's a motorsport, which is like a racing game. So he created a mod so that he could use his Lamborghini as a controller for the game. Like his actual car? Yeah, he put like a projector on the top use his Lamborghini as a controller for the game. Like his actual car? Yeah, he put like a projector on the top of his Lamborghini and it hooked up sensors to a steering wheel so that he could physically sit in his car and move the wheel and it would drive a virtual representation of his car

in the video game. That's crazy. That's a guy with a lot of disposable income. Well, if you drive a Lamborghini, I'd be worried like I'd accidentally hit the gas because he'd have to turn on the car for power steering. Yeah, I hope he does. He's gonna close garage. Like garage, well, I'm sure it was open.

I don't remember paid attention to that. But he created all like a first person POV style. That is crazy. Super super cool. Like, hitting it all up. People have way too much time on their hands. Yeah. That's awesome.

How do you have time to do that? You just got a Lamborghini, I'm sure he's got plenty's awesome. How do you have time to do that? Do you just go to Lamborghini? I'm sure you've got plenty of time. Yeah, you're right. And money. Basically, yeah. And gotten is better use set of a car that expensive. Yeah, I guess you can use it.

And it doesn't like use gas. It doesn't wear your tires down. Yeah. It's like you can drive in your car, but you're not. But you're not actually feeling in the drive of the car. Like, does it have like a rumble pack in it? I don't think so

That's insane No, I thought I'd Pog Tate or I think it's really cool. Yeah, cuz I mean it's essentially just like a high-tech version of what you already See in the arcade because they have those things right. It's just way more expensive. Yeah Good use of your time. Yeah, I saw something really cool Also, just opened up this really nice library. And the way that they explained it is, because I think a lot of people when they heard about were like, we don't need a library in 2017, but it's like more of a what does the library in 2017 look like?

And they had a lot of stuff geared specifically for kids. And one thing was the place where anybody could come up and demo a VR system. I think they had the PlayStation system. And it's one of those things where I think we're so, we're around this technology a lot, like at this company and this culture, like we might take it for granted that we've had access to this, but like most people don't. So to be able to see like technology like that made,

you know, available for a lot of people seems super, super cool. I thought it was a 3 D printing check out area two or anyone can come in. You can check out a 3D printer or what does that mean? I think, I don't know if it's free, but it has public access. Like there's a 3D printing lab

or anyone can 3D print. Don't you have like a book time on it? Don't they have like a like a multi-million dollar tree on the top of that building? What do they call it? Garden, it didn't seem. I think they have's like oak tree, like some huge tree that's in the middle of the garden on the roof. I don't remember. They have

a few million dollars. They have a lot of really cool solar panels like super fancy. It's like that many solar panels, it probably flout powers like one light. I'm trying to get back into reading. Huh? I'm trying to get back into reading. I used to read a lot when I was in high school and stuff like that, mostly for school and book reports and all that stuff. But now I'm excited about this library because it's like, go read it the library. There's something very just comforting about a library. Yeah, I never go to libraries when they're available to me. But now that this one's open, I'm like, oh, yeah. Where's this new central library? It's really cool. It sounds like it's a service. I think like it's 701. It's in the the the see home. Yeah. Yeah. library? It's really cool. It sounds like a service. I think like, it's 701.

It's in the, the, the see home. It's like by see home. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically like right next to the creek, and then you go over to like the old power, or the old water treatment plant. But yeah, it's cool to see a city like still investing

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And we still talking about it. So this was a while ago, but I think it's the first podcast we've done since then. Was that like a place that's super busy in the morning because like everybody goes there for breakfast and I was super annoyed by the people who were just staying at the bar and just like drinking and not doing anything.

And I remember tweeting about it and then you were like pretty hardcore in the other direction. So what was the situation before we started arguing? So there's basically a place in Austin that is mostly known for breakfast, I think called snooze, like, and they're, it's very busy. Like most of the time, the weight is about like an hour and hour and a half. Is this Saturday or Sunday? Yeah, like Sunday morning, and we usually go in and we just try to get the first come

first serve at the bar. And then so we're just kind of like hovering, just kind of like looking at people, and people, I mean, eat your meal at the pace in which you want to eat it. You know, don't feel it, you have to shovel it. But when you're done, you're not like, you're not at a social bar. You're not like, you know, at a cool midtown bar, you're at a place of food. And so just finish your drink and go hang out some for else because other people want to eat. Okay. Okay. This is his tweet from September 3rd at 12 o'clock. I remember the tweet. It's infuriating to see people just drinking at the counter in a very busy restaurant while people are waiting to eat, oh, sorry, it was a restaurant, you must go with it. Goddamn it.

While people are waiting to eat, this is not a bar. They're at the counter with all the liquor behind it. That's a bar. Let me say this. I don't think it changes it. It's a bar. I don't think it changes it. But that is also official policy of the establishment

that it's for eating and not drinking. We're just to say that. I think the bar. You have a man that says, call them not drinking. They say that I see a bar. I don't see a sign that says call them right now. We will call. Can we call them? I don't know if they're open. I'm sure they're upset that they're selling a higher profit margin item in liquor instead

of making you fucking pancake. No, it's high turnover. That's what they want. They want turnover. That's where they make their business. You didn't say that this was a breakfast slash lunch place. And I initially thought this was a dinner restaurant. I'm like, why wouldn't anyone just fucking hang out

at the bar? It's like totally, they're entitled to that. Knowing that it is snooze, I see your point a little more because snooze has a horrible weight. And they're going to probably end up losing customers if they don't cycle through. Snooze, I would say, has a counter. But it closes at 2 p.m.

It's not a drinking establishment. Yeah, a lot of places. They sell the hell out of me, most of them. Yeah, they do. On the other hand, the bar, technically, that's like, if it's free, it could be a table. But it's first and foremost a bar. A bar.

So what does that mean? It's primary use is a bar. If you were there, if you want to go drink, that is where your spot is supposed to be. If you want to go eat, you're supposed to sit at a table. If there are spots available at the bar and you want to eat, they're like, would you be okay sitting at the bar eating it? Most people would say, sure. Some people know. Okay. Does it change your mind if the establishment, if the rule in the restaurant, restaurant, Ray, restaurant, restaurant. Going off on another one,

if the restaurant is, is that you have to eat in order to sit at the bar. If that's the rule, that's fine. That's the rule. That's the rule. Then yeah, her is the rule. Okay, well, then forget it. I'm still going out there and still saying, even if it's not, and it's, if it's that busy, then you should get out and let someone else see it.

If you've already paid, yes, I agree, don't dilly-dally. Yes, finish your drinks, don't rush through it. But yeah, don't dilly-dally. Also, it's the counter part of their seating queue. Like, wait list, or is it like, if you see it's butt. Okay, yeah. That's what we do, we can't wait in that line.

So we're just kind of like hover. It's like super awkward, but it's just like sitting there, just like waiting and like. Don't go there. I favor. I favor snooze. Snooze is amazing. Snooze is all right. It is also not worth the wait. There's nothing is worth that way.

There's a lot of very good brunch and breakfast spots in Austin. I'm a big French toast guy and they have. I don't know, man. I don't know if you could find better French toast. Dude, there's a new way. I ordered two different types of French toast when and they have I don't know man. I don't know if you could find better French toast. Dude, there's a new way to find my friend types of French toast when I'm there. Snews is like famous for their French toast, aren't they? And they're Benedict's. And they're bar counter policies. They don't have waffles though, right? I don't think so. Waffles are rare. You can't find a good waffle in this town. Dude, there's this place in Seattle. Did I eat it? It's called Sweet Iron Waffles.

I don't know if you've ever been there. There are a few around town. Best waffle I've ever had in my life. It's incredible. Like they have sweet or savory ones. I had one with like prosciutto and cream fresh. I called it that in the inside. And chicken waffle. So good.

I've had that more than it's good. Amazing. Yeah. But no, a lot of good French chefs all over the city. Where you don't have to wait an hour. Geez, I don't know. After this, you tell me these places.

You know, everyone in Austin loves waiting in lines. We always talk about it. You see a line. People here when they see a line, they go get in it. I love that a lot of places have this system where you give your phone number and they just text you on the table. So you can go fuck off and walk around

and do something else in the city if you need to and then just come back. They'll start making your way back. You have a table for you. I went to that conveyor belt sushi place. Dude, I was just like, I tried to go on Friday and hour and a half long way. I went, I went, no it's not.

I went like at 6 p.m. on a Friday. Same. And it was a two and a half hour wait. Well, that's crazy. No, I got my family all rallied. We drove across town. Like, it is like a 20 minute drive for us and got there and I'm like,

look at that. It's like a prime dinner time. I know, I know, was my bad. 6 p.m. I thought that prime dinner time. I know, I know, that's my bad. 6 PM I thought was a little early. I thought I was gonna get ahead of it. If you wanna be, I would say 5 PM for dinner or like 11, 11, 15 for lunch, if you wanna beat the rush.

And it's not worth that wait. It's worth maybe a 15 to 20 minute wait. The nice thing though, when they're like an hour and a half wait, I agree with you, two hours in a single. I think we went on an hour and a half. The nice thing about that is, okay, that is long enough where we can just leave and go do something else.

No, I walked a black star co-op across the screen and go drink over there and then wait for my take. That place is super cool. I get to, but what if there are people waiting for a table to get? No way, my name's Brandon, I can't feel rest from. I can't feel rest from. My purpose is a bar, is that it?

No, but that place is cool because I've been to a conveyor belt sushi place before That's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's the one like something like an actual item, exactly what you want. And whenever they prepare it, they put it on that conveyor belt and it zips right to you. Yeah, it's awesome. And you dump your plates and like this little like slot and it congratulates you as you eat. I appreciate that.

What I like to do is they have those little pods for the plates, like every other conveyor belt, sushi place I've ever been to, it's just a plate of sushi rolling around. And this one has a little lid when you lift it, it can't be unlifted. So you know, someone fucked with your food. And they, I think everything has a timer on it, right?

It is an individually tracked when it enters into their rotation. It's genius. They have a gamification thing there. It's like, oh yeah. It makes you eat so much more than you want. Oh, no, it's every 15 plates. You get like a two-cent toy.

I'm like, yep, yeah, I'm like, we're almost there. I'm gonna give it more play. Everyone needs two more plates. One more dollar. I'm like, yep, yeah, I'm like, we're almost there. I'm like, if we were like, two more plates. Two more dollars. Yep, and we do. Yeah, every time. You got the prize.

It's genius. I don't know who ever came up with that. It's great, yeah. It's not the best sushi in the world, but it's fun. Yeah, it's an experience. Yeah, and somehow whenever I go there, I always get placed at the end of whatever conveyor belt I'm near.

So we always are just empty empty. Well, they use order everything directly. Pretty much, that's what we end up doing. But it's not as fun. I do have beef that if you order things that come in on the second conveyor belt, if you order the high ticket items, those plates don't count.

They don't fit in the little amount of food. No, no, some of them do. You can order sushi up there as well. Yeah, but like if you order the enemy, you're wrong, I think. Like anything that's bigger, the desserts don't count. Yeah, which is weird because they cost more. So it's like, this should be double the plate. Yeah, like you're the end of mommy. I think like anything that's bigger the desserts don't count Yeah, which is weird because they cost more so it's like this should be double the plate. Yeah, seriously Yeah, but doesn't count doesn't doesn't count towards your plant count

Yeah, great policy every every restaurant should do that just getting line Before you even get there. Well, there's this app called no wait that I am a big fan of Carbillain uses it some others do where where you can get in line from your home. Oh, okay, yeah, it's good. You can check the wait. And so I always am like, okay, 30 minute wait, tells you to, when to arrive to check in, so we know exactly when to leave our house.

It's awesome. The first place I saw that technology was the DMV. And I was like, congrats, governments. Shit. I used that when I had to renew, Steph, Massachusetts didn't told me about it. You're kidding me. I mean to when I had to renew, a staff's assistant told me about it. Yeah, it's helpful. You're kidding me.

I completely bust the whole... So what do you do? I have to go to the DMV very soon. You get in line. Like when it's like... But you're ready to start heading our way. You can get in line. You can do this online before you go.

Yeah, and you put in your phone number and then it'll text you first, saying like, oh, you know, this is the official number, and then you can text like an update or something like that, and it'll tell you, oh, there are 10 people ahead of you. There are five people ahead of you and tell you like what time to get there. So you just kind of like, you know, strut in.

And- Do you have to strut in or do you have to? Yeah, you have to. You have to strut in. That's what I do too. Whenever I'm like, I do my global entry now, strut, strut past everybody. I what I do too. Whenever I'm like, I do my global entry now, strut, strut past everybody.

I don't know what the fuck I was doing before I had TSA project. I was insane. I was an idiot not to get it sooner. It's insane. It's like night and day. So Michael has it and I almost always travel with him. So I've gotten by it with not getting it

for myself because I was thinking, last time we flew together, my entire family, six deep, they all had TSA pre-check, I did not. And they kicked my ass out, like, sorry, schmuck. Wow. Yeah. It makes a big difference. No, especially if you travel a lot,

like you said, you've been doing, I mean, it really saves time. You don't worry about the line. Just not having to take shit out of your bag. I can't believe this. The next step is if you find out for that other service that I use, clear. Clear, I have. Or you don't even show your ID. Is that okay? The next step is if you find out for that other service that I use clear. Clear, I have no idea.

Or you're even to show your ID. You just like do like a fingerprint scan and then you just walk right through. They cut you to the front of the line. Yeah, I've seen people get cut into clear. But the clear is not at every airport, right? No, but they've got it at Austin, San Francisco, LAX. Yeah, I guess Austin and LAX

will be the big two on the first. I don't know about JFK. Let me check. You want a JFK let me check you what did you get what? I used to so it doesn't matter if it's there. Yeah I Haven't traveled for Ristarty once since I came here. I used to travel probably two weeks out of the month At my old job and I haven't been on a single trip since I've been here sucker. Yeah, I know I miss my miles It's a it, it man.

They get you looped into that and then you miss it or you can't get out. Yep. Smart. Did you see that if something I was tweeting about earlier this morning, that controversy about how the Apple and the Google emojis for cheeseburgers are different? Okay, so Andrew was asking us what our opinion was, but he didn't provide any context and I didn't care.

I wish you could employ Andrew Watts. Yeah, boy. So you haven't seen it yet? No, okay, so how different are they? Let me see if I can find it and show you or if you guys can find it, if you can bring it up. Is there some kind of international standard for emojis? We'll hear it. Does somebody changing a letter in the alphabet?

So what's... Oh, cheese on the bottom versus cheese under the tomato? Wait, these are all wrong. Right, they're both wrong, but one is more wrong than the other. The Google one has the cheese on the bun, between the bun and the hamburger patty. That's where it should be, but on top. As someone who worked at Burger King, I could tell you exactly where the cheese should be. Where should it be? So if you have it open,

the top one has mayo, lettuce, two tomatoes. Oh, there they are. And then it goes cheese patty. And then wait, no, let's go from patty to patty. Let's just build it from the bottom up. Bottom up. Patty, patty, cheese, pickles with a swirl of ketchup, two tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, bun. See, I go bottom bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, top bun.

I feel like the lettuce is a foundation for the tomato. The whole thing that they teach you a burger king. You put the lettuce on the top bun and then the two tomatoes so that you hold the two tomatoes to flip it. Maybe there's a thing of trying not to get sued. They're like, how can we make a fucked up hamburger? And so no one's to do that. No designer suist.

I know what they're doing. Did you put the pickle on top? Like all Canadian hamburgers? It's four little pickles. It's like the little circles. I tweeted about that and someone looped in, I guess like a chef from McDonald's, like someone who's actually listed on their website

and he replied simply with a picture of the Big Mac which has the cheese under the padding. But no tomato. No tomato though. McDonald's doesn't like tomatoes. I never realized that they put the cheese in there. I swear, yeah. That's like probably the most popular hamburger too.

Does the Big Mac only have one slice of cheese? The Big Mac also only looks like it has one slice of cheese. It's weird. It's a little bit more like cheese. Anyway, the the verge did an article also where they compared every difference in every hamburger emoji for every. That is different manufacturer out there. And

I mean, none of them are really right, I guess they're all close. Like LG is probably the closest one to what I would eat. I bet you like it's sorry, we make fun of it, but I'm sure these articles did so well. Like, I think a part of Apple strategy to get people to update their operate their iPhones are okay release new emojis People will update their iPhones if he release new emojis

Yeah, I've been there Done that because then you if you get a little finger yeah If you're texting with someone and then you get that little square and you're like what the fuck did they text? I mean to update so you got to get to get on that bit moji I fucking hate bitmoji. Shhh. I fucking hate bitmoji. Go there. And I hate you for all that you've done with it.

You, you, you bitmoji the other day. I know out of irony. That's how it starts. That's how I started. And now you're full into it. There's always a bitmoji for that. Like it really, they've covered the gauntlet. I mean, what's a bitmoji versus just an emoji?

Oh, damn, dude, let me show you. You've seen all the stupid little, uh... It's like a little, like gust replica cartoon figure. So that's a bitmoji. You build your person, and then the bitmoji app has situations for your person, ETA, when you show it up, and then you can text with them. They have the same thing. You know what's crazy is I'm sure, when you show it up, and then you can text with them. And then you're saying,

you know what's crazy is I'm sure they're working on it already, like integration with the new iPhone X. So it'll use, I'm sorry, thank you. iPhone X, it'll use the infrared camera, the motion track camera, and you can act out. You should use, I thought it was X. I thought it was called iPhone X. 10.

I trust us, I don't. Just like OS X, is not OS X? I thought it was X. I thought it was called iPhone X. 10. I trust Gus. I don't. Just like OS X is not OS X. Is it was an X though? Yes. Interesting. I've never once called it OS X. It's always 10.

Fuck. My life is all I. Yeah, speaking of that, did you see that girl whose father works at Apple released a hands-on iPhone X video last week. No, what did she do? She went with her dad to work, filmed on the Apple campus in like the cafe, took her dad's or her dad gave her his iPhone 10, which isn't out yet. And like she filmed it, she filmed herself using it,

and then uploaded like a hands-on video to YouTube, and then her dad got fired. Of course. Uh, did you order one? Yeah, I'm sorry to say I did. Michael did too. So did I. Damn.

Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm pissed because I'm a 128 gig gal and they got rid of that. Yeah, me too. I have to go to 256. And I don't need that either. I don't need that either. Yeah. So what are the options now?

64 or 256. 64 or 256, which is an enormous gap. Like I use like consistently like 65 gigs. I was just too much. I used to have that what was the lowest like 16? The lowest is eight. I think I was a four wasn't there. I think I used to have an eight.

I think I got a four gig. No, I don't know. I don't know. I've got a three. And I remember having the least of all the time in Gavin who has like always the highest gig phone who stores like everything he's ever taken ever on his phone. On the same way. He used to just like take video like for like an hour and I'm like, how are you fitting that on your phone?

He used like live X amount of gigs. I'm like, shit, I've ate cakes in my phone. One video I did that. It is liberating to just have all the space you need. Well, now you have even more of that. Yeah. You know, we kept talking about like when Google announced the Pixel 2 Bernie and I kept talking about like, let's just switch, let's get off the ecosystem.

But I actually, I had something happen at RTX London that made me realize how fucked I am and how stuck in the Apple ecosystem I am. We were sitting there and I was telling someone a story about when I had gone to MCM London like back in 2011. And I was like, oh, wait, here, I have a video of it. I pulled up my phone and scrolled back and I was like, oh, here it is. And I played them a video from like six years ago.

And I was like, and that's what I realized, like, oh, if I switched to Android, I wouldn't have that video anymore. Like, yes. Why not? I know where it is. But you're not trans, you're not used to Google Photos app. It is incredible.

It indexes everything and it's search is so powerful. You can type in like glasses. Now bring up pictures of everyone. Can you link your iPhone photo library within automatically? Yes, automatically. Four free. Where were you before I ordered the book?

All right. No, it's pretty incredible. We already ordered it so much space on your phone if you need that too. Did you want, like, would you feel more comfortable if Bernie- 1200 bucks. If Bernie converted with you?

No, were you guys, it's like one of those things where you're jumping off a cliff. And when I'll hold hands, that's you do it. No, no, no things where you're jumping off a cliff, and you wanna hold hands as you do it. No, no, no, you're like, you and Gavin were trying to bully me and do it. I don't wanna fragment my ecosystem. Like I feel like if I switched out of the iPhone system,

I would need to stop using a Mac. That was the other thing we said. I mean, it's really, it works too well together. Yeah, I never, like if I get text during the day and I might work, I don't have to touch my phone because I'll cry there for a minute. I mean, I'm deep, I'm, yeah, I sold my soul. It sucks.

I feel like a lot of people are just, jeez, are in too deep. Yeah. Gosh, I don't know, man, I just, I like Apple. I can't say how I really don't have many complaints. Because it's not an information company. That's why companies like Google, or any other company that makes their money off of information,

that's what I don't trust. That's like the bond villain from like the Roger Moore era. Apple just wants to sell you phones and shit. They don't want to know your search history because they're not selling ads to cater to your searches. And they don't scan your email for or so you think. They're okay. There's like this conspiracy, and I'm sure you guys have heard about it, where whenever there's a new iPhone that comes out, there's something in the software update

that makes older phones slower, or batteries die quicker, or just not function as well. Do you think that's true? I saw a website that did a very thorough test of this, and they took a phone, and they ran benchmarking on it with like every version of iOS they could, and the benchmark never changed. The CPU, everything's still performed exactly the same.

Interesting. I think it's just, you know, the technology just gets better. And in the phones, and like the third party software adapts to those capabilities. So if older hardware is using it, like, I mean, if you're still using a laptop from, you know, an old laptop and you keep updating your software, it's gonna get slower because it just can't keep up,

like the standard state change. Yeah, I think that's what it is. And then like eventually you get to a point where you have updated so many times that your phone just has this epic Chrome trail of like issues that in me, you just have to be like a clean knife. When my new phone, I'm not importing any of my kids.

I did that. It's been a while, it's been like six years since I did that. I gotta have my phone. It was really nice. Plugged in all the time because something is killing my battery and it's driving me crazy. Have you checked the battery? Background refresh.

It's just like background app refresh. Have you turned it off? I've turned a lot of that off, yeah. Some of it I've gotta keep on. I don't know, man. I like having my text messages from 10 years ago. Background app refresh. Have you turned it off? I've turned a lot of that off. Some of it I've got to keep on. I don't know, man. I like having my text messages from 10 years ago. Really?

Have you ever read them? Have you read them? Oh, I've heard a lot of those. It's so tedious. It's so tedious to scroll up. And also the search messages, success. It's pointless. It'll come up in the search field, but then you want to tap it and see the context or the full

message. You'll never see it. It's more comfortable. It's like my entire business. Now, you gotta let go of that. I let go of that. I only keep them for a year, clear them out. Yeah.

I am a digital hoarder, you can understand. I feel like I'm one of the people at Rochite's with the biggest Gmail boxes. I think I want to see, I have like 45 gigs of email. How can you tell? Where do you go? You can go look at your... Is that on your Rochite's email or your personal? see I have like 45 gigs of email. How can you tell? You can go look at your... Is that your researchy email or your personal?

Yeah, my researchy email. And I've got a fresh start, so I find small. But yeah, I use, I save all of that. Like I've got from when I would like plan what? There's a new bitmochi feature that's popped up. There's a, there's a, there's like old, old travel that I planned like from, I'm like a 2011 right here. And it's like, I don't need that.

There's no, there's no reason I'm ever going to look at that, but I've still got it. It is fun. The look back at emails. And you know, you invited me to Gmail. You gave me an invite way back when and Michael is so pissed off that I joined Gmail before him. Because he was like, I joined so early, I joined so early. And I was like, I don't know, dude, I bet I joined earlier. I got it back.

He was like, I think he did it when they opened it up to like military troops or something. And I was like, I don't know, Gus knew someone that had invites. And so I got mine from his. And we looked and shown up. I beat him by like a week. That's like the ultimate cash rate, like nerd cash rate.

Oh, I know, yeah. Influence like, oh, I signed up for it before you even heard about it. It's like how people are with comedians. Oh, I was into that community and like, or bands or anything. Yeah, people are dumb. Yeah, let me read this thing.

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It's the only underwear I wear. Um, where, how can you see when, when you signed up, when you signed up for your Gmail account? I just went back to my very first sent message. Gotcha. It took a while. Does Gmail still exist? I don't think so.

I've been talking about Juneau in the past. I think I've heard. I don't know, my first email client. Yeah. Oh, it's an email client? Yeah. It was not the move. It was a dedicated ISP email client.

Was it not? It had a dedicated dial-up number. I think so, for a number. I remember supporting that at the call center. Like, there were Juneau people. She's. I used Hotmail. I remember supporting that at the call center. Like there were Juno people. Cheese. I used hot mail. I still use hot mail. I think a lot of people still use hot mail.

I used hot mail. But. Patrick says it still exists. I didn't sign in. It was not so long without signing in that they shut it down. Can I log in in my Juno account? Oh, I find like it's weird when businesses, like you see like a local business driving around town like earlier I saw a van for like window cleaners right

this a local also businesses all the just clean windows and they've got like their business name their phone number and their email address and their email address was something something at Yahoo.com I was like yeah one who uses Yahoo yeah to why not have like your if you're a business why not have your own Custodial we don't have one of those people for our sponsor. Do we? It would have been a perfect segue damn we don't What I have why wouldn't they have their own domain or like their own like vanity thing What why is it Yahoo? I was just trying to crazy. Yeah, not Google. Yahoo has the worst email. I just shop around for a pony rental

Recently and I have a three- three year old child as of today. Happy birthday, Clem. I'll have a birthday. But, um. I thought you like found a three year old child today. Yes, yes, that's who, cause name's Brandon. Oh, poor Brandon. Get rich.

But one of the websites I went to, their email address was at AOL. And I was like, this, this isn't gonna end well. I've seen some people with an AOL address. Crazy. What are you doing? I helped someone the other day and his email address was at aim.com.

I bet that's gonna end well. Oh, is that going away? Is that email service going away along with aim? Yeah, rest in peace. Bam. I'm really sad about aim. Did you not use aim because you were Canadian? I did, but I used other things as well.

I used, I used MSN, that's why. MSN Messenger. I used ICQ back in the day, like, and yep, that was the sound. Uh-oh. And you had like a number instead of a username. Two, seven, nine, one, seven, nine, four, oh, I remember mine.

Holy shit. Seven, nine, eight, oh, three, six, oh. Yeah. Okay, well, maybe I just didn't pay enough attention to mine. I don't remember mine. But, no, I had Am, but I mainly got it to talk to people at Ruchitith actually. Like that's how I was talking to Bernie and Gus

when I was a community member. That's where Bernie offered me a job at Ruchitith. It was on aim. Yeah, when I started, that was the official corporate communication. Yeah, that was his aim. I remember for a while people would print their I.C.Q number like on their business cards.

Oh my God. Oh my God. They're like a way to contact them. It was a play on words for ICQ. Yes. Okay, that's what I thought. And my first aim account that like I use, I was a diehard ICQ user and like Bernie and Jeff and some other guys really liked aim

and they kept trying to convince me to use aim. So I finally signed up for an aim account and the first aim account I signed up for was, I wish this was ICQ. I remember that, I remember that. And I use that just so if you like, we should be talking on ICQ. I don't know what we're talking on aim.

Oh my God, I remember that. I need to sign into aim before I completely shuts down. Just go through all the old screen names and my buddy list and just take a walk down the place to still sign into that. You sign up via like a web client. Oh, I'm sure they still have you can download the actual. I wonder if I can find my offer from Bernie. You can save all that shit while you can.

So there's this girl I like and I was like, oh, I should, what if I changed my, my aim name to something that makes me, I don't know, seem not likeable. Like not sensitive. I just hard to find the word, seem not likable, like not sensitive. I thought it was hard to find the word like huge inner-mind like associated with that. And, and but then like it became a problem whenever I tell other people my like the name. So wait, wait, wait, Barbara, if I reached across this, what it would look like. Now, go back to the shot of Brandon. Go back to the shot of Brandon. The Brandon.

That's why I asked you to get it for me. Sorry, we're having a little fight over here. It's fun. So the screen name I picked, it's named an animal. So can you just like take a guess of what animal I would name? Garfield. No, like an actual animal. Oh, like what you, okay.

So what held were you? I was in probably early high school so like tyrannosaurus no 15-year-old brand monkey what animals do you think it's cool not cool like I thought like this girl would think that I'm is it a mammal cute oh if I give you if I answer that it'll give it away platypus I'm gonna say there There's so many mammals. No. Well, no, if I told you what it was. You went to something cute. Yes. Oh, so it's not a mammal.

No. Haha. Okay. I would say like bird turtle. No. What is it? To tell us. Coalabare.

That is a fucking mammal. I thought that's a marsupial. Oh, my God. I can be a team myself. I, yeah. Yeah. Marsupials are subsets of mammals. Are they really? I said marsupials weren't mammals too.

And I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't say marsupials. I said that platypus' aren't mammals. Well, that makes sense. I never understood why it would be a different genie's just because of the, yeah. That makes way more sense. They make milk.

Or are platypus the only mammals that makes way more sense. They make milk or yeah, our platypus, the only mammals that lay eggs. I think there's one more. A kidna, maybe. Oh, and a kidna's a mammal? I think that's the same genus as the platypus. I thought the kidna was a bird. Archie podcast, we get all your science and for me.

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Like that, uh, not the back street boy. One of the boy bands got climidia in that qualabair. Wait, what? Oh, what's the British? Um, one direction? One direction, yeah. I was like one of the guys from one direction got Climidia. No, no, no.

He held a koala bear and people speculated that he might have gotten something from that. Come on. I thought he got Climidia and blamed it on the koala. No, no, no, there were photos of him with a koala bear and that's when people started saying. Baby, I promise it was the koala bear. He made it to the koala after he had Climidia.

I gotta say, when I went to Australia after that happened and I held a koala. And it's like, this cool moment of like you're holding a koala and you got a nice picture out of it. Every fucking comment was like, you've chlamydia now. Oh yeah. So we just like move on from this joke. What do you think like if some rich dude like cheated on his girlfriend got chlamydia for it and was like, I mean, how am I I gonna cover this up? I'm just go all Australia

Hold this qualibar perfect cover or he could you know like Take medication My bill. Yeah, I played Apple quick. Yeah, but I mean if she got it. Oh, no harder explain that I don't have experience But I did some time thing is I'm explaining this like I have experience that I don't play you sneak the pill into her soup every day It'll be a marsupial Oh Here's what you do you clear it up and then by the time she discovers her her chlamydia and it approaches you about it You're like I don't have chlamydia if you have chlamydia where the fuck do you get it from that's evil?

Can you get some of these from toilet seats? No, also excuse I. I think you can. I think it has happened, but the odds are pretty low. Very low, yeah. But wait, so isn't a thing of guys don't usually show symptoms of climedia. Girls don't usually show symptoms of gonorrhea. It's been a while.

I want to, at UT, you're better than me. University of Texas, you're in Austin. As soon as you get there, they ingrained that you are going to get all the venereal diseases, all of them all at the same time every moment.

So they like you end up learning way too much about which is the one where you get shankers. What are shankers? I don't know what shankers are to Google image search. Is it like shingles?

It's C H A and C R E. Where they're like four that totally are. I don't know. HPV or herp. Where they're like four? That's a little... They're like HPV or herpies. No, no, no, I think it's goner-y-A. C-H-W-A-N-C-R-E. I learned about this in health.

I think goner-y-A-N-C-R-E, you like piss-fuckin' It's like little like, puss pockets. A bunch of people with little knives that are like coming at your door like little shinkers. Primary stage of syphilis. Syphilis, okay. Couldn't we get rid of like, sois. Syphilis, okay. Couldn't we get rid of, like, so the vanilles we can cure, right? Garnery and chlamydia syphilis.

The H bomb we can't. So let's say those three H-P-V or H-A-V, either one. Oh shoot, those are way where I was thinking herpes. Or that, yeah, anything viral. Yeah, I guess that one was just, yeah. They have an algorithm of vaccination and get that really negative Yeah, and then HIV there's also medication as well that you can take that's preventative So you saw in the world series right like how?

Um, I think someone hit a home run somewhere and everyone in the world's getting a free taco from Taco Bell Yeah, I mean, they stole a base. Okay, okay, get the promotion right, bro They spend a lot of money if If we did the same thing, except with medication for venereal diseases, everybody at the world at the same time take this medication, don't have sex for 10 days. We would eradicate the disease. 10 days. Yeah, it's like 10 days. Yeah, that's a long time.

Good luck getting everyone in the world to take a pill. Everyone in the country, the US. Good luck getting everyone in the US to get to take a pill. Everyone in the country, the US. Good luck getting everyone in the US to take a pill, to take a pill, that the government is giving them. Put it in their tacos. Good luck. Good.

Matt, so you know the World Series, it's, I grew up a really big baseball fan. I grew up a really big Astros fan. He could go drive to Houston and watch Astros games. And it's been cool. It was cool to see them in the World Series up until the point that dude does the racist faithful gestures.

That's the most easy thing. It makes it very hard to like him. I can't imagine me. I think it's the first thing to do. I think it's the first thing to do. The first thing to do. The first thing to do. The first thing to do.

The first thing to do. The first thing to do. I completely missed this. You legal. Yeah. He hit a home run and the Dodgers picture was half Japanese and half, half something else. Oh, no. Yeah, and then he, so the guy who hit the home run went to the dugout and then like,

did like a flatting I think and the mouth, mouthed, chenito, which is like Spanish for like little Chinese man. These Japanese, come on. Wolf. Yeah, I think the, at least get it right when I'm in the house. The league decided to punish him by giving him a five game suspension next season,

not during the World Series. Yeah, when it, not when it counts, man. I think it flew under the radar because I think the, the dog and the navigation, the next night at the Astros game. At his home game. Yeah. I think I think it kind dog and then you got a delegation the next night at the Astros game at his home game.

Yeah. Um, I think I think it kind of flew into the radar because the Japanese pitcher, um, he kind of just said, well, that's kind of unfortunate. I'm sure he's a, you know, an okay guy. Taking the background. Yeah. Let's, let's move on. Um, and then I just kind of with everything else going on in the world.

I rode no one really. I didn't really get picked up. Yeah. I guess that, yeah, there's so in the world. I rode. No one really. I didn't really get picked up. Yeah, I guess, yeah, there's so much shit going on there now. It's easy to miss out on that. Yeah, man. It was a hot day on the new y'all. Japanese and Iranian descent.

Interesting. That's a interesting mess. Yeah, see. Yeah, now you care a little more, huh? I care a little more. A mother fuck. Yeah. Sorry, it's just an expression.

I'll wait, no one. I think the scandal, I kind of overtook that was the owner of the Houston Texans football team using an expression. Have you heard in May's taken over the asylum when he was having this private meeting with like other owners and a few other people talking about what's been going on in football. He used a version of that phrase, except he said inmates taking over the prison.

Wait, what? He described like he used an expression to describe the relationship with the players on his team. He said the players kneeling during the National Anthem is like the inmates running the prison. Okay, I get that. You didn't quite explain it. Sorry.

Thank you, Gus, for being back in the... That's just a beautiful... Gotcha. So that kind of like took the... It kind of took like the space in all of the website that's gonna cover racism and sports. Houston again, huh? Houston again, yeah.

It's going on down there. I mean, that's just... Houston's a really Houston again, huh? Houston again. Yeah. We're not down there. Uh, I mean, that's just really different. There Houston's a really diverse city. Yeah, it is really diverse. It's actually a pretty relatively liberal city. You know, it's constantly blue in every way. It's just what every city in Texas is. I guess most cities in the country are. So we don't understand. It's not really a red state blue state thing. It's mostly urban versus rural. Oh, that one fish two fish red fish blue fish. One fish two fish red fish blue

fish. Good book. Man, um, speaking of Texas, I saw a map. Who was this? It was some website Halloween Express. They did a survey where they mapped the most liked and the least liked Halloween candy for every state in the United States. That's so awesome. That's so awesome. Okay. So we guess what Texas is. You want to guess for Texas? Most liked Halloween candy.

For Texas. You want me to read you a list of. Is there like a selection of candies? Yeah, candies to choose from? Yeah. Okay. This is the least appreciated overall from all of the states who I'm going to read to you. And then you guess which one's Texas?

Okay. Likarish. Oh, no, there went two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. There's 12. Lickerish, jawbreakers, pixie sticks, all-menjoy, tutsi roll, raisinets, atomic fireballs, hot tamales, candy corn dots, whoppers, neck-o-wafers. Gugs, do it one more time. We'll click. Lickerish, jawbreakers, pixie sticks, all-menjoy, tutsi roll, raisinets, atomic

fireballs, hot tamales, candy corn dots, wopper, snickle wafers. Hot tamales. Lingerish. Jawbreakers. Jawbreakers. Look at you, good one, Barbara. I knew it wouldn't be hot tamales because Texans like spicy stuff.

Yeah, hot tamales are actually good. Yeah, that was a stupid call, Brandon. I'm surprised I'll enjoy was on that list. Yeah, I guess. What state does it like, I'll enjoy? That's coconut in it. Yes, I'll enjoy is not liked in Florida or Massachusetts. I was really like almond joy. That's coconut in it. Yes, almond joy is not liked in Florida or Massachusetts. I was gonna guess the Northern state.

Do you want to guess the most appreciated candy? For Texas. For Texas? I'll read you eight. Okay. Reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, sour patch kids, butter finger, Kit Kat nerds, almond joy, twix. Dude, uh, snicker.

Twix. I'm gonna go with butter finger. It's Reese's peanut butter cup. Oh, uh, Snicker. Twix. I'm gonna go with Butterfinger. It's Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Oh, that was... It is Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in almost every state in the United States. That was my other domestic expensive candies. They also broke it down by the most appreciated by generation and the least appreciated overall, also by generation. I like how they're using the word appreciated. Yeah. People who just enjoy the. The baby boomers generation X and millennials. Every generation appreciates Reese's peanut butter cups the most. Yep, yep, it's my favorite since like the age of six.

The least appreciated baby boomers hate job breakers and Gen X and millennials hate candy corn the most. Candy corn is all right. No, no, no. I don't know how to say does anybody like candy corn? I like candy corn. I don't like, seek it out, but I'll eat it if it's there. It's like eating sugar wax.

Yeah, that's not. I like wax, I like twizzlers. I like waxy candy. I'm not a fan of like liquor. It's like twizzlers and stuff. I hate liquor-ish, but twizzlers are right. One time I ate so many, I threw up. What's the difference between twizzlers and liquor?

Liquors is like the, what's the spice that's in like, what gives it? Oh, like anise? Yeah, is that what it is? that's in like, what gives? Oh, like anise. Yeah, is that it is? Whatever's in the egg remaster. But isn't that just red licorice twizzers? Oh, they taste like strawberry though. But there is, yeah.

Is all licorice, that's licorice. Because it's black licorice. Like black licorice. Black licorice. I feel like that's what licorice, like that taste, that's what licorice is. Yeah. I think everything else would be like licorice, yeah. I feel like that's what liqueurish, like that tastes, that's what liqueurish is. Yeah. I think everything else would be like liqueurish.

Yes, but a different flavor. Jelly bean. The more we say liqueurish, the more I'm acknowledging that it's a very weird word. I'm not liqueur, but I'm liqueurish. Lickerish. There's only one candy that's on both the most appreciated and least appreciated list.

I'll enjoy. I'll enjoy, I was gonna say. It's most appreciated list. I'll enjoy. I'll enjoy, I was gonna say. It's most appreciated in, wait, is that a mistake? There's three most appreciated night-of-home, and one of them is I'll enjoy. What is your recessions on the else? Kit Kat and Twix.

Kit Kat, the most popular chocolate. Did you see that video? What? Um, so I've never seen your face light up that much before. Gus, some YouTubers put out a video. Uh, I think it was today. It was today or yesterday was like how to make your own kit-catted home. Oh, except it's like this big. Okay.

It's fucking massive. How do you make the wafers? That's, uh, oh damn. What? Yeah, it's huge. So the prep time's an hour, cook time's 30 minutes, and. No worth it.

Yeah, it's a lot of work and it's huge. But I thought it was really cool. It looks really fucking good too. When they, when they, when they, when they, I do it maybe like a birthday cake or something, gimmicky. How much, how many minutes? I'm just gonna, we're in a half total.

I was not about that. You're making something that big. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I want to be in there. Yeah, it looks fucking amazing. So, it's like, I think a little too much chocolate though. I just like the little wafers. I like scrape the chocolate off and peel apart.

Oh my god. I do. I'll give me the chocolate. Okay. All right. It's good. It's a, dear. I'll give me the chocolate. Okay, all right. Okay, so that's my favorite part. How do you feel about orange starburst? Not a fan. Yeah, who is? Anyone?

Orange starburst? Okay, that's what it gets to me. Mariel and I are gonna be starburst friends. Starburst friends. Starburst friends. I like them. What, the orange ones? Yeah, I don't think there's any flavor of starburst.

Pink or nothing, man. Orange is, I got a big bag of starbursts, the Halloween candy and every pack is fucking orange. There's like two pink ones. I only, I only like pink and maybe sometimes red. Yeah. If you ever get to just reds, have you seen that? You can buy just the red ones. I don't like starbursts that much to buy that.

No. I like, I like weird candy. I don't really like chocolate. I like gummy, fruity stuff. More for me. Like airheads, love air heads. Oh, that's like, it's too sticky. Do you like laughing taffy?

No. Okay, that's too sticky. Like, cross the line. What is it? Is it there now and later? Is the one I used to eat all the time? Yeah. That's really, that's like, pull your filling out stickiness.

Yeah. I should be careful. I just got fillings. Oh, yeah. Not a good time right before Halloween. No. Good timing on my part. Yeah. Apparently, if you have cavities and need feelings, that has nothing to do.

Like, it has a little bit to do, but not necessarily completely in correlation to how much you brush and take care of your teeth. People sometimes just have soft teeth that are more prone to cavities, which is what my dentist told me. It also has to do with how much saliva your mouth produces. Or how acidic it is. Yeah. So I'm very prone to cavities, which is what my dentist told me. It also has to do with how much saliva your mouth produces. Or, yeah, acidic in this. Yeah, so I'm very prone to cavities.

I have to get three of them filled, that sucks. My dentist did his best to scare the hell out of me because he's been trying to get me to get a mouth guard forever and he's just like your teeth are just gone. You're gonna have your teeth. Apparently I grind my teeth. He's like, you see this and he just showed me like he's a little like X-rays. Like you have like half my teeth. You see this and you just showed me these little X-rays.

You have half your teeth. And it's just like, it's fine. Just get a night guard. It was like 400 bucks. Does that mean? So I try to get the world on Amazon where you mold yourself. That should be covered by that. That really does not.

I got a night guard. I have TMJ issues I clinch in my sleep. I don't grind luckily, but I don't remember it being that much. Yeah, you see how the top of your teeth are all red and vainey, that's not good. Gross, I'm like, and whenever I eat meat, it has to be like rare.

So I have like a well done stick, takes me forever. Oh my God, you're like an old dog with like ground death. I know. My body is just not. If your teeth are like what you should have, does that mean when you grind them that you've swallowed half of your teeth?

Oh, dude, it must. Right, you have a little growth going on in my body right now, because I can't make that. You have to shake your teeth out. Think about that. That's disgusting. I think you're very aware of my teeth.

Right. So I can have a dream about my teeth falling out tonight because of this conversation. I hate those dreams. I've only had one where my teeth fell off. Yeah. So I can have a dream about my teeth falling out tonight because of this conversation. I hate those dreams. I've only had one where my teeth fell out. Yeah. I mean, he only eaten one. Yeah.

I've only had one tooth. Yeah. Actually did swallow a tooth when I was young. It fell out. No. Yeah. Did your parents ever do anything crazy to help get teeth like loose teeth out of your mouth? So kind of like my dad was the tooth puller.

Mm-hmm. And he would just yank it out. He didn't care. But one time he was away. He was in the army and so he's gone for a really long time and it was up to my mom. And we tried the door not like tying a string to the door and slamming it and it didn't work. So it's just like hanging away. It traumatized us. Oh yeah. And so she took me to the dentist and had it like professionally pulled. She couldn't handle it. Because like chasing her around. I was like hanging by a bridge.

Do you remember when and where you were when you lost your first tooth? Oh, no, I don't. I do. I was watching Titanic. I lost my first tooth. That's so funny. What was it my first tooth? But it's one of my teeth.

I lost watching Titanic. I was like watching my living room. It was Titanic. Like 98. 99. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. See were you like fidgeting or just like moving? I was watching my living room. I was watching my life. I was like 98. 99. Yeah, so we're on there. See, were you like fidgeting or just like moving?

I was just going like this, like playing it with with my tongue. And it was like in a really like scary scene and my tongue like jolted and just went, and popped tooth right out of my mouth. All forever, remember that. Your tooth will go on. No.

It actually won't. It's gone forever. No one grew in, so actually won't go on. Yeah, no, I can go on. No. It actually won't. It's gone forever. No one grew in, so actually won't go on. Yeah, no, I can't remember. I mean, I like- I'm a little barber. Probably remember my first four teeth I lost or so, but I lost all my teeth by the time I was like eight.

Damn, yeah, I have a mature mouth. I got my wisdom teeth when I was 12 and they fit. I still have them. You still have your wisdom teeth? Yeah, I have to get all four out. They're all impacted. Oh, damn. Yep. fit. I still have them. You still have your wisdom teeth? Yeah, I have to get all four out. They're all impacted. Oh, damn. Yep.

You have them? It was born without them. I'm fucking more evolved than you monsters. I feel like a mutant. That's common in Hispanic people. Is it? I could be making this up. I feel like I've read that.

Don't you also have like a really good, like your dentist was like surprised with how good your teeth are? Yeah, I never go to the dentist. What's the explanation for why you didn't grow wisdom teeth? Because I was born without them. It's just there's no There's no explanation like why that would happen right? That's I'm evolution happening But you're older than that, but I'm not gonna have a kid so it dies with me

How I don't think that's how evolution works those genes just didn't activate But that's how evolution works. So those genes just didn't activate. But that's not, I mean evolution, evolution would be, your body is like, actually we may be the necessary things. If I had like 100 kids, if not having wisdom teeth enabled me to have a ton of kids. Yeah, or the people who did,

like somehow didn't survive, because I don't think I'd infect her, or their mouth got all fucked up, but I don't think you could just, I don't think it's the explanation. Oh, all fucked up, but I don't I don't I don't think you could just I don't get explanation. Oh, it is well, you're just Superior I mean think about it before modern dentistry and impacted wisdom tears could kill you So people with shitty wisdom teeth probably died off They would be an advantage to like my dumb comment where you said it's evolution. I said, but you're older than us

They would be an advantage. Do you like my dumb comment where you said it's evolution? I said, but you're older than us. It happens on a very small scale. I just know some people are going to pick that up and get that I was serious, so I just want to make sure it's a bit of a cool. Yeah. I remember reading a stat in the 90s about more people being

born with extra digits on their hands because of the keyboards. Like we're typing more and so people But that would just spontaneously won't you would just grow a finger from that? Yeah But I mean they're also removing them when it happens, so it probably neutralizes the Terrible about saying that because you put on Wikipedia and the entire generation Humans you have sharper canine teeth right and that they tend to grow in a little bit Not a sharp because we don't use them for... There's a lot of variations of people's flesh.

It's really interesting, like let me see yours. Oh my God, oh well you can cry. I'm gonna see you tomorrow. Oh my God. He has the most... Oh my God. He has the most... He has the most...

He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... He has the most... Oh You really need a night card Well for the camera. No, we're not we're not getting in the scene close up into my teeth He he just is really grounded to you a lot. I'm sorry. Well now you you have a very very evolved canines We'll say that. Yes.

They're very nice and flat. They're consistent. That's not funny. This is like a handicap! I'm gonna buy you a night guard. What's it? You're gonna go home and cry. You're gonna just like stick a piece of cardboard in your mouth for now. No, like I'm serious. They're very straight.

I don't think I've ever seen you laugh at her at something. I'm sorry. I was talking to you. I was talking to you. Gus, Gus, for those of you listening, Gus has left the set. Oh, he's holding his back. Oh, no. You were to see what else is wrong with my body.

He laughed at that. Yeah, he's holding his lots of that Yeah, I feel bad mostly my butt Oh, no, Brandon you talk about your lack of butt a lot. Yeah, I know so I won't go into it again I feel bad. I don't think you have a bad butt. Are you a butt girl? Oh, it's bad. I know I could give a shit What kind of I don't care what kind of butt. Yeah, I don't like look at us. Well, it's just a practical matter that it's harder to get your pants to stay up. I admire a guy with a nice butt. Sure, but it's not like a, yeah. Like in the, the other things, season open,

or some girls check out a butt, a dude's butt. And I was like, I've never been like, mm, look at that. Oh, I have, that ham steak. I don't know. Well, did we talk about kid Harrington's butt from being a thrones? That was a whole thing.

People were all about it. Look at that. That was a very prominent scene. I think it's because there's really an instance during sex where you see a guy's butt. Like it's the flex. Yeah. Like it's just walking away going into the bathroom.

Yeah, walking away or like if there's a mirror or something nearby, we could see it. But otherwise, it's like, you're always focused on the front part of the body. Yeah, so it's always sensitive about my butt. So if I, when I walked away to that room, I just like, you know, robot backwards. Really printed?

Oh, really? We need to worry about that. Nice. Girls don't give shit about butts. You hear it here. Not a good butt. Some do, some don't. Hopefully if you're with someone who cares about you,

they won't judge you. Yeah. No, they just laugh. That's the difference the people who love you Robotting out of the room I'm like I'll just robot other rooms. She won't know that I have a weird butt Other weird stuff going on. I've never noticed your butt Brandon. I've never actually now you will. What like you notice his teeth? My God teeth. Oh my god. It's parking. Guess has very mild canines too. I grind also. Yeah, you do.

Yeah, I don't like mildly pointing. Yeah, yeah. But Michael's family has their very pronounced canines and Clementine has them too. She's the little vampire. Little vampire. You ever hear the story about how, I guess, some dentists in Japan will turn a canine if you request it. Like it's considered a few. There, if you have like a canine that's like twisted a little bit or turned, like imperfect. Oh, weird. So like people who are performers will have like cosmetic dentistry done to like twist one of their canines just a bit so it's not

Totally symmetrical Second trends and beauty are so weird. They are so far ahead there. You go to the dentist to fuck your teeth up Like next level so I know some people who I don't know if they add a gap or rather they just don't get it fixed when they have like that Like gap right in the middle because it looks like a good model thing. Yeah, it's a like a palette thing too, right? Like your palette is actually has a originate. Yeah, it's like endearing. I guess for sure. I used to work with the cutest little gap. Yeah, some people could pull it off. Some people not so much. Yeah, maybe fix it. Yeah, I found a New York Times article about that. I wanted to make sure I wasn't making that up.

But yeah, in Japan, they do. They have their straight teeth. Did you say girl who went blind after letting her... Good Lord. Wow. Oh, interesting. The girl who went blind after letting her boyfriend tattoo her eyeball. Oh my God.

What? She was getting it tattooed like purple, I think, and it just like immediately bled out, like her whole eye, all the whites of it turned purple. And- Is this the thing that people do? Is this an idea that he had? Like is this something they're coming?

It's the idea that he had, he like pestered her to do it and be his lover, and then he immediately broke up with her. See if you can find this article. It was like a month ago. I see it right here. It's on the Hoverington Post. She's crying purple tears. Yeah, it's the pictures of gruesome. It is. It is. Break was up with somebody. You can break up with somebody after the like that's at least six months. You have to stay with them. There are more. There's another one. No, no, that's enough. That's why anybody think it's pretty graphic. Yeah, anybody thinks putting it. It'll be like, if you wanna see it.

Anybody thinks putting a needle in an eyeball. I know, exactly. Whatever it may be. How could this go well? And yes, I know laser eye surgery, put a laser in an eyeball. That's also like a doctor doing it. But that's a procedure proven that it works

all at yada yada. When they add pink portrait on Twitter wants to say, hey, we like butts, stop telling lies. I said we like butts, I'm just not a butt gal. When they did my lay sick, they weren't telling me what was going on. Like the only thing that I heard while they were actually doing the procedure was office gossip. And they didn't tell me that I was going to go blind temporarily. So all of a sudden my vision like goes away and I start freaking out.

And all I can hear them talk about is Betsy and what she's actually doing today. Oh my God. But it's terrifying. You're losing your sight. That's a huge thing. Imagine living the rest of your life without your side. That's tough.

I had laser done. Did you, everything went black when they put that vacuum on your eyes? Is that when? Yeah, they have the little suck like if you didn't get like Because I think that's what they started doing before I think they took a razor blade and like slice Oh, yeah, they would do the dual like radial keratectamine laser. Oh God, that's weird. They you feel your eye peeling Patrick just sent me a link

I guess there's a procedure you can get done For about ten thousand dollars you can get done for about $10,000. You can have the colors of your eye changed. Oh my gosh. Is it an actual injection? It's not like CRISPR. No, no, no, this is if you're already alive. Some kind of procedure, not genetic alteration.

It's a cosmetic. It's a lot of shades of, oh no, there's different colors. I thought it was all gray's at first. It's just, yeah, wow oh no there's different colors. I thought it was all graze at first. It's just Yeah, wow I'd we live in the future maybe I wish there were a way to permanently change your hair color I would save so much money. Yeah, cuz you you die at black right? Yeah, I have a standing appointment every six weeks Wow, my roots come in it's bad. What's your natural color blonde? It's like dirty blonde. Ashy blonde. Yeah You can probably see

That just surprised me every time you mentioned that because like I've only known you as a like so it's before we're seeing before and after right now. Yeah Oh my god, that's pretty convincing. Well, yeah, they changed it. I mean color contacts exist Well, yeah, they changed it. I mean, those are pretty, color contacts exist. Right? Yeah, that's a lot of pain. I was pretty crazy. Did you guys ever watch Star Trek next generation? Yeah.

So obviously, you know, we talk about actors having to wear shit, the wharf, you know, how to put on the Klingon thing every episode for obvious reasons makes sense. Klingon. Apparently, the actress who played Troy had to put on black contacts in every scene for every episode for seven years.

And it's like, nobody noticed that. Like, what was it like? It was like standard definition. Yeah. Nobody was noticing, yeah. Yeah, like it's like, that's like, oh, this is what beta zoids look like. They have these eyes and she's like all right

And then I think other beta zoids started appearing in the show and not wearing shit and she was like what the fuck? I never noticed yeah, I watched that show. I never know shit black eyes and a wig That's what bait that's beta zoid hair. I figured that was a wig. It's kind of big hair I just thought it was like the 80s That show was predominantly in the 90s. No, it was like 87 and like 93 It's like split, happen now. I'm going to read something. You look up what years next generation ran.

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It's the tracker.com slash rooster. Thanks for sponsoring this episode of the Rooster Cheese Podcast. When did next generation? It was 87.94. So a little bit more, a little bit more in the 90s. I have to say, and I'll point this out, apparently every beta's void besides

her Troy's mother wore black contacts. And that was played by, that character was played by the creator Star Trek's wife. So I'm sure she was just like, nah, I'm not gonna do that. But it's funny, because like, I think Michael Dorn had to go through four hours of makeup every day for that show,

to put on the cling on thing. And then a lot of episodes, all he's doing is standing in the back. So you see him in a wide shot and he'd say, I recommend Torpedoes and Picards to be like, no, and that's it. It's like, imagine having to do that, like go through that every day

in a show that's so ensemble based. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure he's like hoping that he's either not in an episode or the episodes about him. Yeah. You know, you don't want to be like, you're in one and a half scenes.

Yeah, we have your shoulder, but we're gonna have to, we're just in case, we're gonna have to see that, get nothing on. So you're just like a pain in the ass. Yeah, that's tough, but I mean, it's like some actors, they just like make a career out of it. Like Andy Circus, God knows how much time he's spending makeup and then.

None. It's not a fucking idiot. Fuck, God damn it. No, that's great. No, not a fucking idiot. Fuck, goddammit. No, that's great. No, sorry, I guess you say the actress and Avatar. She's done a lot of stuff like that. Goddammit, that was a- Warwick Davis.

Warwick Davis. He spent a lot of time in hair and makeup. The guy from in Guardians of Galaxy who played the big blue- Dave Batista. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Working as funny because in Harry Potter, he played two characters, but one of the characters looked like an elf like in the first few movies. Like a little banker guy.

No, no, no, the professor. He was like, look like a weird elf. And I imagine those like an intense amount of makeup and then another director came in and was like, this is stupid. You know, look different. You now just look like a weird elf. And I imagine that was like an intense amount of makeup. And then another director came in and was like, this is stupid, you know, look different. You now just look like a guy. Yeah. And I'm sure it's just like, oh my god, thank you. Because like that amount of makeup, like every...

I'm sure he complained enough. They're like, all right, let's make his life easier. Yeah, let's just make this look legit. And we're just gonna like hold out. Yeah, when we did the the Fallout immersion, I had, you know, to do that makeup for, I think it was like hold out. Yeah, like when we did the Fallout immersion, I had, you know, to do that makeup for, I think it was like three hours. Yeah.

That sucked, I kind of imagined like, you say, we're gonna TV show you about that thing. I'm sorry, I thought that guy was. You look like a giant slice of pizza. Yeah. Just for a number of times. Thank you for doing that. I'm sorry.

You never done a politics, that's fine. I just ended up at a bathroom for a couple hours, so I don't feel too bad. And that building, that's full of asbestos. Oh yeah, that was in the hall watching you. Yep. It seemed like you're doing okay, though. That's all right.

We filmed a bunch of blood tests in that building too. And all the casting crew had like those masks on the whole time, not us, because we have make up on and we have to like, you know, get ready to do takes after take, even if we have breaking between, it's just like, all right, cover your mouth, I guess, for a few seconds. Yeah, those buildings aren't inhabited because they're just like condemned by the city. Yeah, we spent like 12 hours in there. So,

I'm probably dying. We all are. Yeah. Slowly. So I have an app on my phone. You know, I'm obsessed with planes and travel. And I've got an app that I can track You know, I'm obsessed with planes and travel. And I've got an app that I can track, like any airplane that's flying in the world. I can see it. If I see a plane in the sky, you can enter like an augmented reality mode

where you point your camera at it. And you like this. Is this a free app? It is a free app. Wow. And you can get in, there's premium features you can pay for. But it's free.

And you can see like what flight it is and it tells you like it's altitude and stuff. I found out it has a setting I'd never knew it had the other day where you can get an alert Like a push notification anytime any plane in the world declares an emergency. Oh my god That's awesome. So yeah, I was like oh shit. I am definitely doing this. Yeah, so now my oh like that It's not a ton, but once or twice a day my phone will buzz like you know Flight so and so like you click on it, go to flight. Yes. You can see like planes turning around or diverting to airports.

And then I was watching one yesterday. It was like outside of Philadelphia. I was like, oh, it's American Eagle flight. Just took off in Philadelphia. They declared an emergency. They're turning back around. And then it like disappeared off the map. I was like, what just happened? Or did that plane go? I was like Googling it, it wasn't finding anything. So I went to a different website, like I went to a website on my laptop and I found it, I was like, oh it landed, okay.

It was like everything's fine, it just disappeared off my app for some reason. You're not worried about, do you hook up your phone when you're actually flying the Wi-Fi? Sometimes. You're not worried about doing that and then getting an alert, like thing like you're flying if you've learned an emergency.

If you find out before the people on the plane actually find out, like, I wouldn't be surprised if like, they have to technically declare an emergency, but they feel like guttiles. I don't know. So many things I could go wrong on flights that you would just be able to tell. I feel like you would be able to tell,

like, if you turn a weird way or slow. So what are the majority of the emergencies caused by? It doesn't say. I guess I could listen to like the tower communication if I was really into it, but I don't go that far. I'm sure you've been at this website the database of the black box recording every playing crash. Yeah, pretty insane. Yeah, some of the last lines are exactly what you think. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Or like, oh my God, the worst one is. Is that a mountain or something like that? There's something like, oh,

mountain up. What about iceberg right ahead? It's a full circle to Titanic. Yeah, Titanic. Yes. There was the worst one is, well, one of the worst ones is the Air France 447. Well, it's like one of the last things is, they're like, are we crashing?

Like, are we going to be dead? Is that the one that, yeah. Now, which is the two-plane collision that happened on the runway? That was like, I think it's the most fatal plane. Yeah, the one that, yeah? Now, which is the two-plane collision that happened on the runway? That was like, I think it's the most fatal plane that I've ever seen. It's like a Henry 2747. Yeah, I listen to that one.

And they're like, no, you're not clear for take-off, not clear for like freaking out. Yeah. It's like this terrifying, yeah. Well, if it makes you feel any better, they implemented a lot of systems to avoid that kind of thing. Yeah.

There's no ground radar back then. And it was foggy. The scary thing though is like as soon as they come up with a new system, they're like great. Now we can have more planes take off and land. So every time the system gets better, it correlates with efficiency, which they take better advantage of

by still having more planes. It's like your phone analogy. Yeah. The hardware's old, but you're upgrading the software on it. Yeah, except my phone's not going to crash in a field somewhere. Actually, like I'm it might. So, um, do you use the calculator on your phone? Dude, in theory, yeah, I do. So there's a current bug, I guess

with the last version of the Apple OS, iOS where it animates whenever you press a button, right? Like a little light pops up. But. Have you heard about this? No. Okay, real fast on your calculator, type one plus two plus three and tell me what it says.

Hold on. As fast as you can. One plus two plus three. Yeah. Got to find the calculator, because I don't remember where I put it. So I put it from the bottom. It's on, all right, one plus two plus three.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. So why is there this 23? There's an animation that occurs when you do any calculation and it takes so long to react that it glitches out.

If you do it real slow, you'll get the right answer. So that makes me afraid of like specifically, that could crack, like that could do some huge damage, like that could crash a plane, cause like there's a lot of calculations that go into when they're from the alien. I'm sure they have a dedicated system that's been tested.

If anybody's using the I-O-A And they're not using an iPhone. Oh, you never know. I kind of do know what airport. There's a like, where is that? There was a presentation, man. There was a problem, dude. Where was it?

It was a, it was a flight in Canada. The metric. The metric, the metric, the backbone of the stuff. The metric to Imperial. And they forgot and they put, they didn't put enough fuel in the plane and it ran out of fuel. Yep. It's exactly what it ran out of fuel. Yep, exactly the landed. The guy, the pilot was like an avid ultra-light gliding pilot.

So he glided the plane down and landed it. God, it's amazing. Something happening your plane is very scary, but the pilots are really talented. And especially with not just like the technical skill, but being able to stay in control of the situation, that's why I think watching that show air disasters made me a much better flyer. I felt a lot better, except for the guys that don't understand that they're falling,

or the dudes that we're all trying to change a light bulb and crash the plane. Actually, I don't know, it's all horrible. It's all bad. The end result is terrible. Yeah. Every time. No, I don't get nervous about that stuff anymore, but I think it's fascinating. It's like such a complex system. There's so many variables to it. There's so many like safety checks and things that are there. As much as I fly now, I still get scared every time. I see a scare during takeoff. Really landing is more scary for me.

No, landing. That's when you're gonna crash. No, well, you're gonna crash on a landing if something else is wrong with the plane. Very rarely does something happen only on landing. It's usually someone, the pilots don't break correctly. Really, those are only, that's really the only thing. Something that like went on to the runway and it has to, it's a bird that really gets stuck

into your engine. Rare. So what happens on a tail off? So the engine will be fine if you're like the plane, it's going the right direction when you're landing. When you're landing, you're already at a slower speed and you're anticipating coming in for a landing. So what happens is take off.

And take off, you're accelerating with a fuel tank, with a full tank of gas. Oh, so it's more like fire. Right, it's also heavier. You can't immediately necessarily land. And I think the way you think about it is like, a plane is not a flying machine. It's not meant to fly. It is not a bird that flaps its wings.

Technically, it is a flying machine. Well, what I'm trying to say is that is... Not natural. What I'm trying to say is that in order to get it in the air, it takes like a way that you manipulate the structure of the plane. The amount of things that can go wrong and the likelihood that something going wrong during takeoff is going to crash the plane is higher than in any other part of the flight.

Especially if you have a problem or intake off, it is more likely to be related to a stall or cause a stall and people don't survive stalls because it's like a belly flop. Like I've said this before, people make fun of me. Like if my plane's going down and it's going the right direction and not falling like stalling, I feel pretty good about surviving. And further, you can survive a stall at cruising altitude. I don't know.

I've never seen someone so survive a... Piles can recover from a stall if they have enough help. Recover, you're right. What I mean is... Like actually hit the ground? Yeah, hit the ground. Yeah, if you hit the ground, you hit the ground. Yeah, if you hit the ground.

You're not gonna, but you can hit the ground when you're actually, you're more, your trajectory is more like landing. Be nose down and stall. Like if once you lose enough, uh, lift, you go down. Your nose goes down. It's not necessarily belly flopped. Either way, you're fucked. I'm gonna, I agree. I'm just, I'm, that's not the point I'm trying to, I'm agreeing with you. Yes. I'm just trying to explain. Okay. It's a little more complicated than what you're saying. Well, I don't agree with that. Yes. I'm sure it is. Now, I agree. I agree. I'm not, you. Yes. I'm just trying to explain. Okay. It's a little more complicated than what you're saying Well, I don't agree with that. Yes. I'm sure it is. No, I agree. I agree. I'm not you're right. You're right

It is more Kill brand just a couple friends who are hanging out again, but yeah, no just be terrified during takeoff and Okay, sure I'll be terrified the whole time. Yes. Thank you. How about it? Don't be afraid Lots of people fly every day. They're good. Yeah. It's more dangerous to drive in a car. Yeah, I think the last the last fatality we have for a US-based airliner Was it was like a month after the September 11th attacks. It was like a plane crashed in Queens But since then I don't think there's been any. No, no, there definitely have been.

An American Airlines Delta, any, they're having... I have to tell my head, I can tell you about that continental flight that's stalled in upstate New York. Okay. It was coal-gay or... It was like a subcontractor's United Express or continental Express. Well, I feel better before.

No, it's definitely happened. You're just not thinking about it. But consenital hadn't been around for a while, so that still had to have been a long time ago. Yeah, continental, I think they finished an emergency with United like five years ago. I think this happened in oh six, I want to say something like that. The pilots thought that they were iced and they weren't. Thanks.

All right, anyway, that's kind of a different, I wanna end, but that's kind of a depressing note to end on. Is there something? What else do I got here? Did you see the video of that guy who, he posted on Instagram, he would wait, he would go to meals with people and he'd wait for them

to like, they were like gonna take a photo of their meal and he would mush it like at the last second. And then he uploaded like a compilation of Instagram of him just like destroying other people's meals. I like that So good like I've got nothing nothing against people take the hero. We all need I think people taking photo of their foods, but I just like how much joy he takes in Destroying these other people's moment. Yeah, they're not so that lonely island videoers. He punches people Oh, they take a bite of food. Yeah, yeah, he put he punches a

Banzhouvian that too, right? Yeah, no, no, no food fighters. Oh, it's food fighters. bite of food. Yeah. He punches a bunjovy in that too, right? Yeah, no, no, no. Food fighters. Those food fighters, that's it. Yeah. All right. That's happier. Yeah, for him to be right.

Yeah, of course I'm. Yeah, of course. I thought you would appreciate me saying I was wrong. 2009. Yeah, I'm not wrong about those things. All right, let's wrap this up. Thanks for watching everybody. We'll see you guys next time.

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