Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus is Blaine’s Fissure Doctor - #570

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

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So we were talking in the past tense when it's in the future. Editha Sin, we raised over dollars. Yeah, we really liked that. That's a lot, or a little. But regardless of how much you raised, thank you, community, for donating and being part of it as you are every year.

Yeah. Yeah. Regardless of how much you did. I just thought it was pretty badass. Like that's like the one. What was your favorite part? Yeah. Oh, death to spooky.

Yeah. We're actually we're ending it this year. This is the last two spooky. Miles is just like, I can't do it anymore. Miles is gonna break if he keeps doing it, I think. We can't, it's hard to keep topping yourself each year. So we've got like, well, let's not talk about it. Just because I don't even know what's gonna happen, but we have we have We did a bunch of good things this year. I don't know. Yeah, we have a bunch of plans

I'm gonna say someone got really way too drunk probably someone probably hurt themselves. She's master showed up. No She's not a return. No, I'm going pretty hard on the Voldemort thing again, this year. Got some good response last year, so, I hope that didn't suck. Yeah, that was cool. Put in the comments whether you're not, you thought it was cooler.

Did it suck? Skeleton, what a 10? What a 10 dabs, how many dabs do you give it? Is more dabs good or is more dabs bad? Oh, that's good point. Yeah, this is the very, more dabs always good. Arbiter scale. Good job, though. Are they angry dabs or are they ironic? I don't think it goes more dabs bad. Oh, that's good point. Yeah, more dabs always get arbitrary scale. Good job.

Are they angry dabs or are they ironic? I don't think it goes from good to bad. It's more like I got an x axis too because there's like a cringed factor. Is it a boomer dabbing? I mean, let's, how deep is this? Let's qualify these dabs. So by the time that this episode comes out, it'll be the 11th. And then tomorrow means Mandalorian will be out. The 12th. The 11th in November isn't that? Isn't that a day isn't that like Kit Kat Day or something? Better in say. Better in say. Remember say. Yeah, you know Kit Kat Day, better in say. You know Mandalore is that Mandolin that turns into a Dolorean or something?

He time travels. It's a star show. Oh wow, they've been doing some great work lately. Mama me. They're holding right the Bob Biger set that Star Wars is going to go on hold on Hightest for a bit. I mean, the two Game of Thrones guys dropped out. They said that they had a toss up between doing a Star Wars trilogy and a project with Netflix. Hmm. Wonder which one I would have chosen.

Well, you don't know what the project is. On Netflix? I mean, I feel like there's a sense of scale that it can only go so big if it's with Netflix. Yeah, I mean. Well, they got the Martin Scorsese thing. They got the Irishman coming out. I'm not gonna watch that, though.

You're not gonna watch that? No, I don't really. Do you not like Scorsese films? No, I like Scorsese thing, they got the Irishman coming out. I'm not gonna watch that though. You're not gonna watch that? No, I don't really. Do you not like Scorsese films? No, I like Scorsese. And you're not gonna watch a free movie on Netflix by Scorsese? That's not free because I'm paying for the subscription service. Okay, you're not a fucking CPA, dude. We're not gonna break down the fucking cost per minute

of you watching a movie or not. I bet it actually cost me like a dime. So you're not gonna spend a dime to watch a Scorsese film. You were just talking about heat a minute ago, the only other time to play that good, where it's Pichino and Deneer were on screen together. Can I play that clip or are we going to get flagged? No, what? You want to play a clip from a Brian DePaulMA movie on the podcast?

No, that's your idea? I would, Eric is a fraud. This is a new statement we're calling. Blaine makes terrible suggestions. With the own graphic type. So a graphic student. Good thing he knew the director, though. Eric, does this thing where he says, baby?

I think they have it on the sad board. Pulled up, baby. Yeah, baby. There it is. Wow, it pulled up. Oh, they did the thing that they do. Say the line, Bart. Anyways, that's from a movie. That's from heat. 1995. Do you want to recreate the the read? He says, I told you when we first started dating, baby, that I was you're going to have to share with all the bad people

and all, yeah, I can't remember the line. Oh, is he in the room? God. What are we getting at? What are we getting at? What are we getting at? What are we getting at? What are we getting at?

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And what do you talk about the project? So, GB was going for it when Kaleesi was, I don't, I don't watch people narrowed out about the thing they made. That's what I do. In a way, that's kind of what people are watching right now. I don't want to watch people nerd out about the thing they made. That's the thing. In a way, that's kind of what people are watching right now. We don't make anything. We think a couple things.

No, we're not nerding out about that. We're just talking about other stuff. They did a thing though on that where they got called out hardcore where they're like, yeah, I guess Colisey forgot the Navy was there. Or some like some shit like that where they like, let something slip and you're like, oh God, that's not good. You know, they gave some like,

I don't know, like a foreshadowing something that hadn't happened yet. No, it was like, it was pointing out their terrible writing. They're like, yeah, this main character forgot about this military force. And then everyone was like, what the, what the, like rewind and handshance, what was that?

Oh my God. I don't know if I feel like Game of Thrones will never live down the whole coffee cup being left there. Like that's gonna be forever. I think Amelia Clark was on a late night talk show last week and she finally, she said, publicly who, whose coffee cup it was. Oh, who's also? It was a varisus.

Oh, I guess like after they were, after it came out, it was a whole big deal. It like after they were after it came out, it was a whole big deal. It was like that actor who played varice. Killed her was like, that was my costume. I left it there. Picture in varice and Starbucks like V A. Oh, why? Island K.

Or he's over the opposite. He says varice and they spell it right. Like that's the one name at Starbucks they get. Like, yeah, there's of course. Yeah, for me, it's like Deborah Brenda do you guys use your real names when you you ever just give them like or hercules or I gave them what a fake one once what was it it was like bird or something I don't know why I did it secret joke

but with you or with an e like burnt rentals or burnt map it burnt what think what Bert Reynolds or Bert Muppet Bert. What's this thing? Which one will I choose? E. Muppet. No, Bert Reynolds. You. The Prime is, you. Straighten those holes away. I was ordering in the app. So it's like, it's easy. Yeah, they just print it just print it.

I don't know why anybody doesn't do that. Because that way you just, you arrive there, you just walk in, you pick up your shit, and you can get the fuck out. Also, you can make it as fucking complicated as you want. Yeah, because it's all the instructions there for them. Right, true. I see people waiting on them.

You literally just put your phone in, do it right now. Christopher Maris, who introduced that to me. Really? Yeah, he was like, you can just do it on the app. You just show up, walk in, pick it up and leave. But sometimes you need a break from work, right? And standing in the line is not the worst way to not work. Well, standing in line at Starbucks might be a little weird.

No, either way, they're a good point. Right? I like to stress my legs and not be somewhere sometimes. Just be like, oh, cool, a long line. You know, you could also get your stuff right away and then sit down in the Starbucks. I don't have a sit-in-down time. I got standing in line time.

So I can't do anything about the line, but sitting down is like, you choose to sit. It's all about the perception, the external perception of what you're actually doing. I went to, uh, there's a place called Flight Path that's over off of the airport. Oh, that's why they call it Flight Path. The airport. Congratulations. This is to be an airport. The airport used to be right here. You don't even learn how to port? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You got a ton of graphics technology. That's an old one, that's an old one. So, we'll call it that. White path, there was a guy I witnessed two baristas talking it over, and it was like a kind of a peak behind the scenes

that I thought was interesting, but they were like, some asshole just called in and asked us to make his order in advance. And they were like, I'll fuck that guy. They're like, yeah, yeah, no way. It's like, that's gonna set a terrible precedent. Then Erwin's gonna be doing it. This guy's gonna be in the skip in front of the line

and then Erwin's gonna think that they're entitled to it. And they were like breaking down, like, and then we're gonna turn to Starbucks. And then they went gonna be doing it. This is gonna skip in front of the line. And then everybody's gonna think that they're entitled to it. And they're like breaking down like, and then we're gonna turn to Starbucks. And then they like went down this whole path like right in front of me. And I was like, I'd like a lot to. Did they see you standing there listening to their whole conversation?

I don't think they care. They're just making their drinks. That's, you know. That's the traditional business model of the coffee shop and trying to go out of business. Like, that is the traditional model, right? I feel like it is your job as a barista to just hate everybody that's in your shop.

Because there's just a bunch of free loaders using your Wi-Fi, you know? Like, one of the places that one of my regulars that I'm not gonna mention the name, because I'm probably gonna find out that it has some correlation with words. Okay, it's called revival coffee. Oh, you know why that's called that?

Why? I wanna wait for you to figure this one out. It's like, okay, they're good. There's, no, I asked about this. Is it because it's across the street from a cemetery? Exactly. No, I asked about that. I have no fucking idea.

Oh shit. Oh, yeah. But you asked about it and what, what did they say? Well, so like, I was ordering my coffee when I was in line to order my coffee, and I looked out the window and the cemetery is across the street. It's nice, I like stare at the cemetery all the time

because it's like, you're looking for hands. Yeah, I was looking for this on my hands. time because it's like, you're looking for hands. Yeah, I was looking for this on my hands. No, it's like, it's like, it's a coffee. Sympathy is peaceful and nice to watch and they have like pretty trees and shit. Anyways, I was like, hey, do you guys call you guys as those revival coffee

because you're like a cross street from a cemetery and they're like offended, they're like, no. It's like, oh, okay, and they're like, we're at chain, we started in Seattle. It was like, no. I was like, okay, and they're like, we're at chain, we started in Seattle. It was like, okay. It's probably just caffeine, reviving, revival. I assume it has some correlation in terms of that.

Yeah, probably. I went to, it's a good guess. I went to Benu Coffee over on MLK. I think I'll be new. Then I went there the morning, October 31st, and I forgot it was Halloween morning until I walked in and all the bristas head on like Starbucks apron and On their menu, they had put like a piece of tape and written over at Starbucks and they were wearing the head sets

Oh, that's funny. They holders of a Starbucks employees. Yeah, and it's like they like someone in front of me The head got in there. They're drinking wrongly forgot to add something into it and the brist was like, oh, I'm sorry It's these damn headsets, you know bad communication. We can't hear each other That's like they were forgot to add something into it. And the brist was like, oh, I'm sorry, she's damn headsets, you know, bad communication, we can't hear each other. That's like, they were really into it. I always love costumes like that, where it's like picking fun at someone. My trainer, I have a new trainer at the gym,

I go to now, her name's Kelly. And someone else who works at the gym dressed up as her for Halloween last year. So they put like the blonde wig on, her headband, her like sweatpants that she wears all the time. And I just love shit like that. I love dressing up as other people just to make fun of them.

So. It's kind of related to what we did in the podcast a couple of weeks ago where we dressed each other. Or like when we did that on the spot where we all dressed as John. That was a good one. For the episode in hell. Because that's my version of hell.

It's for John Risinger. John Risinger. Five guys. Yeah. Yeah. It's for John Ryzen. John Ryzen, five guys. Five guys. Yeah. Just kidding, I'll be John. We had a meeting this morning that kind of derailed at the end, and we started talking about what everyone's own personal hell would be. Oh yeah, yeah.

Kind of imagine that for everyone. What would yours be? It's a public interaction. What was supposed to be going on in the meeting? Well, it was a good short. I don't want to give it away in case we do make it. But it's, yeah, it's, it was pretty funny short. We're riffing off of it.

Yeah, I don't know. What would, I think I might not be like unhealthiness, just being, going back to being unhealthy again. Okay. Mine would be unhealthiness. I was. I had my version of my own personal health a couple weeks ago.

We went to a... A... F... F... The haunted houses they have here in Austin. A house tournament? House tournament. Hey.

And we got there and there must have been about 600 teenagers there. Yikes. Like all between the ages of 13 and 17. Were they dabbing and flossing nonstop? I felt like I was in a real life TikTok. Like, I was just like, I assure you every single person in this fucking room uses TikTok

and it's probably on TikTok right now or making a TikTok as we speak. And I'm like, this is my version of hell. Cause they're all just like loud and unaware their surroundings and other people around them and just like making the same jokes to each other. I hated it. I hated every second of it.

It was scarier than the fucking haunted house is that we went into. Only gets worse. As you get older, you just hate the kids more and more. Oh, cause like there's more just younger people. Fuck, like I would have, if I met the middle school version of myself, I would cease to exist because I would have punched him to death.

I was so fucking annoying in middle school. That's pretty high-court bullying, though. I don't think you can do that. Even if it's the past version of yourself, I don't think you can just pummel a kid to death as a grown man. It's me, it's fine. He was also bad annoying. I would cease to exist and go to prison in current life.

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But I've noticed something that's important to me that would be my personal hell now. You did the pushing nine months before. Everything else goes smoothly. Nice. Everything is slightly out of reach. notice something that's important to me that would be my personal hell. He did the pushing that one's before everything. Oh, it's going to soon. Nice. Everything is slightly out of reach. Like, you know, the baby you're like feeding it or changing it whatever. I realized how important that my hell would be everything is slightly out of reach.

Because it kind of is now I'm like the remote with the gust of water, the whatever. I'm always just like stuck. Anchored. Anchored. Which is with a baby who's cool. It's a cool baby Like you need to get one of those like little plastic claws and keep it like on your leg He like just a little too far For a client dude, you're detected brascal character blaine in Arizona circle is the fucking funniest character

I think you've ever done thanks dude when you said and the air zone circle is the fucking funniest character I think you've ever done. Thanks, dude. When you said, make griddle me this. Make griddle me there! I literally had to stop the video because I was laughing so hard

and I had like spit coming out of my mouth. That was a fun, I mean, you were there and Josh was there. That was like genuinely, you were there? That was genuinely one of the best nights in my life. That was fun. That was, we all went into that night knowing it was gonna be like tough

and we're all gonna be tired and stuff like that. And then I just kinda came in to set with like the attitude that like I should just keep, keep the energy up. Keep let's keep lively. Just like cracking jokes, didn't break character. It was so fun. Yeah, I bet. Like I didn't like, I went home that day and like slept

and I was just like, I was like excited. I couldn't even sleep. It was just like a, still in your a fat costume. Yeah. Oh, the gross line that you had makes me laugh pretty hard. You like order a series of tests on some

gum or something or the full order test. Blond Com like it's just like the gross list of the blood hair something in if we haven't already not convinced you to watch Arizona circle. gross list of blood hair something in cup. If we haven't already not convinced you to watch Arizona Circle.

It's available on the Ruchuji website. Yeah, with Thanksgiving coming up, you got your family in town, you want to show them something. Perfect family show. You want to sit down and watch together. Yeah, bring your grandparents. You can circle around Arizona Circle.

There it is, that's their catchphrase. Is this the catchphrase? Do not make that the title. We have another, we have more rascal appearances coming in later, episodes in the season spoiler. But the little rascal? Bro, I want to make a rascal movie, that'd be fine. Maybe that's what the game is on the skies.

Drops rascals for it, yeah, I think I do. How long was that makeup? That was quite a while, right? Uh, Anna, you ran still? She's not. I would say that I was like about a two hour in change process. And then to get out of it was like another hour. You're saying for the movie.

Those were like prosthetics and stuff, right? Yeah, it was like, it was like a whole chin thing that like stuck to this. I had to shave myself completely. And then she put like sideburns over to cover up the prosthetic, like the seal. Can we get a side by side? Christian Bell just would have done a full body transformation.

I'm just throwing that out there. Who does that? Who does the dick chaining? Yeah, who would I actually start eating a lot more? Get himself in that shape. Actually, I had gotten, what is, I didn't get the, the thing that Maryl had where she ate shit.

Dissenteri. Dissenteri, I didn't have dysentery, but I had something similar where I was just like, constantly shitting and vomiting. So I dropped like a bunch of weight right before I was on a circle. Oh, really? Yeah, so like there was a scene where we had to,

it was me and James doing a boxing thing and I look fucking cut for that, but it was like the unhealthiest cut. You're just like, ah. Yeah, so it's funny because it was like at my lowest weight while wearing this giant suit. I was thinking about it the other day too,

because we had to do full face prosthetics for that dark crystal thing me and Lindsay did. That's unrecognizable. It was, I didn't think about it at first because I was trying not to give myself a panic attack, but I'm like, the claustrophobia of having literally your entire face covered in prosthetics. Yeah.

It's something you really don't anticipate until you're in it. And you're just like, oh my god, I literally have this amount of hole for breathing. And everything else is covered. It's like things stuck to my face. Yeah, I don't get claustrophobic. But when they did the face mold for me for the cyclops, I was like, I, I, I can't. Like you have, you, you can't see, you're, it's almost like being entombed. Yes.

You have no sense of the outside world. Like you can't breathe, you can, like properly, and it's just like a thing of, I could technically take this off, but I can't at the same time. It was just a weird feeling. You're like, you're, there's something to that. It's like a social pressure to keep it on.

Your brain knows it could and it wants to. It would hurt like a bitch. Yeah, but it's like, it's like, you can't. You did a bunch of shit with heave-a-sum, so you were probably in prosthetics. Did you ever have that kind of claustrophobia? Yeah, I hate it, but it's like, if you're in the business of making videos and you do that to yourself to volunteer to get in the thing thing, like you just end up doing it. The night before we did rascal, I or I don't know the day of,

on it told me that the worst part was going to be in the, it was going to be the neck. So I worked out with a, a, a, a fucking turtle neck, just to like get you to it. Can you just say something being there? Yeah. Wait, you worked out with a turtle neck, just to like get you to it. Can you just say something being there? Yeah. Wait, when you worked out with the turtle neck? We got a public gym in a turtle neck. No, it was in my apartment. Okay.

But instead of just like a like a long like neck thing up and it was just like, all right, just going like a neck brace or something like that. Yeah. We like some people are into this. Maybe you'll be too. You'll discover something about yourself. Yeah, it is.

I was hoping you were going to say that you were working out your neck. But before like putting like a spring load is saying right here and just working it out 100 workouts. Yes, I used to do them. I stopped the common one is like you lay like flat with your Can you show my god that table is probably Can you show us? Oh my God, that table is wobbly. Oh, oh, oh. I'm gonna mic him.

Good. So you do it, you do it like this. And then you put plate on your head, normally with the towel, and then you just kind of like, oh, I'm not far enough back. And then you just kind of like, you know, you like lift it, and then you can like apply a small amount of pressure on the weight so that you can support it.

Oh, interesting. You can do that on the sides as well. I'm not doing this. Do you do that exercise ever? I was and then I stopped and I looked like a dumb shit and I also realized I was like, I think it looks cool. Can we see an instant replay? Who wants to get it? Did you say a plate? Yeah, like I'd play to donut? A barbell plate. Like a uh uh uh a circle plate with little hole and then you put on like barbells and stuff like that. I like to picture it with like a dinner plate. I think that'd be more of a fun

I kind of balance a full steak dinner and I'm gonna get a snack. Yeah, they also have machines for that too That make it look less stupid because the machine dedicated just to working out your neck Yeah, we said one of my high school. It was just you just stick it on your head on the pad and you just go It's it's the dick sucking practice. That's the future of AI. If that machine could have intelligence. What's, yeah, that'd be great. I didn't make a joke. I just wanted you guys to make a joke.

It would get really depressed. Like what's its purpose in life? Just to make next more musculoskelet. Yeah, imagine the world. Who needs to get their neck more muscular? Is that a real thing? You'd be surprised if you don't work your traps and your neck than like,

no amount of mass down here will make you look. I guess that's true. I guess for me personally, I'm trying to not use my traps as much in my exercise because I have such like giant muscular traps, wink. But I've been training to learn other parts of my back so that this doesn't overcompensate for everything else I'm not sure if it's a good idea to get a chance to do it. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do it. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do it. I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do it.

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Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode of the Roosterv podcast. That's just not a great name for your show. I just gotta say, you know, leftovers. Yeah, eh, it didn't get chosen the first time, but maybe you want to watch, you know what, the love those. People generally don't like leftovers, all right? Like you put them in your fridge, throw it away

a few days later. I love it. You have a special affinity for Thanksgiving leftovers, but other leftovers. Not, Colpita, you kidding me? Whoo, I like leftover pasta. Colpasta? Colpasta, for you to know. I like leftover pasta. Cold pasta. Cold pasta for good.

All about it, yeah. We filmed a video the other day that will hopefully come out as an RT life or something of that sort where we did different snacks that we make at home. And the one Blaine did, I think, was my favorite. But someone just like, it's so cold. It's like cold pizza. That's a point. Yeah.

Cold pizza. He mixed basically three ingredients together that you would eat like on a spoon, and then altogether that tasted like pizza. It's good. I love pizza. Don't spoil it. Everyone loves pizza. Gus can't eat pizza right now.

I had vegan pizza the other day. Oh, is it still vegan? Yeah, it's still doing. From what's it called? I tried the mod. I tried to make a vegan mod pizza. It was not good. Not good.

No, that was. Are you still going to be vegan by the time this comes out? I don't know. I could stop at any moment. Because I can't burger or could walk by, and I might eat it. You know, it might happen. I mean, if it's a walking hammer, he got it. Definitely.

High special powers. How long's it been like a month? No, no, no. So been like two and a half weeks I've had better than two it's getting there It was different right like when I would fart. It didn't smell like my farts. Mm-hmm. I've gotten used to it now Then you look yourself in the mirror. Oh, am I yeah, so speaking of farts. Oh This is the pro this story. I was like should I tell us on the podcast? People already know so much about me.

I don't give a fuck. I got a hemorrhoid last weekend. Oh, welcome to the club. Congratulations. Did you have a big moment in a young woman's life? Congratulations. Have you guys had hemorrhoids before? Explain to me what it is.

No way. No way. It's basically on your anus. OK. When you either strain too much or something happens where a lot of blood is being pushed in that area. Okay. It basically, some of the lining fills with blood and it creates like a little sack on your anus.

Okay. Is that my explaining that right? Yeah, and so like I imagine if you are wiping and you feel like a bump, okay, it's just like a blood bloody inflamed bump inside of your butthole. I might get those then. You might, I mean, if you if you do a lot of weightlifting, does it hurt sometimes when you sit down like on your butthole? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, you get hit by it. Do you ever look? Do you ever look? That's an easy way to set. Not a while, because I started getting really sad looking

at my own butthole, because I realized the act of doing it, how ridiculous it was, but then also how ugly it was. You got it! You got it in your butthole. You got it in your butthole. Because that's what you explained. I was like, oh, this doesn't feel right. And I look at it and it's just like the hairy eyes.

I feel what planet have you been on? Like, what do you explain? This hemorrhoid? I feel like I have had this experience. Well what do you explain this hemorrhoid? I feel like I have had this experience. Well, the reason I haven't looked it up is because if I ever get those, I always thought it was anal fishers. But I don't want to cut off your story.

No, I mean, there's nothing much to it, but I think how I got it was, I'm with a new trainer now, and she was having me do a lot of exercise I've never done before, which were very like strenuousuous and I think maybe I strained too hard at one point and just went And it just went hello. I'm here because like the whole rest of the day. I was just like uncomfortable Yeah, I could use like yeah, or when you walk it feels weird. Yeah, what is this? I haven't had this in here So this isn't an actual picture. This is an illustration showing what happens to your butthole.

Does that, okay? I don't know, I don't think I've had this. I can't see that. So like I had these things called anal fissures when I was a kid because I let's just wipe my ass because I get some slowly, slightly OCD. So I would like wipe until it's clean and cause bleeding and shit.

Bleeding and shit. Bleeding and shit. And shit. And have I told the story where I had to go to the doctor? It doesn't sound familiar. I think you might have, but continue. Well, a long story short, I went to the doctor's office and then this guy said, put on your pants and he said,

don't be nervous, I see this, I see little boys do this a lot, or something like that. And I was like, oh God. Oh, you definitely. So then I, yeah, and then I got on the table and they, and they had to, you're, you're the doctor and then he, he stuck a rod of flaming hot rod in my ass and then he seared it shut and it smelled like bacon in the room.

Bacon? Does it go eat afterwards? No, I, I, I lost my appetite. Do you, do you still eat bacon this day in our reminder of your own asshole? Not any long bacon. Okay. I can just picture like a little tiny fisherman when you say, little fish. That's all I can see is like. Yeah, that's when you get a lot of blood in there. Oh, turn it over, we got a fish dish. Behold, come on. Fish is bills. So, um, did it go away, Barbara?

It's in the process. So I looked it up and it's just like, oh, these could like if you take care of it in a certain way, you know, like take a lot of baths, use this cream, all the stuff. It should go away like seven to 10 days, at least. Like it usually will take a couple of weeks to go away, but it's slowly going away, but it's still like the most inconvenient, uncomfortable thing in the fucking world.

You have a lot to look forward to though, because at some point when you're younger, you like and strain and do them, but then when you're older, that shit just happens to you on some random Thursday. Oh yeah, well, I also heard that once you get a hammeroi, you're more prone to get hammeroi in the future, which is great.

So once you pop, you can't stop kids. Yeah. Oh. She's comfortable like that. Yeah. So once you pop you can't stop kids Just be prepared eat a lot of fiber in your diet. I would recommend drink a lot of water That should help you avoid it because a lot of people get it when they're pooping They're straining on the toilet. This is hemorrhid awareness week. I didn't know that it's a good good W I got a lot of young members of our audience who might not have ever experienced

the stuff before. Take care of your assholes, kids. Don't be me. Don't be Gus. I've had it twice in both times because of playing video games. Yeah. Your ass hole like fell out of the thing. I like how you're playing Rainbow Six.

I would sit on the floor. I like how yours was playing video games. I was working out. Nerd. It's anonymous. You're playing Rainbow Six. The first time I ever had a, I have no idea how I was playing the original Rainbow Six.

Were you like on a concrete floor or something? Yeah, I was sitting on the concrete floor. I didn't have a computer desk, so my computer was on the floor, and I would play there. That's some, broke shit. Yeah, because like your ass is like stretched out, I guess, and like not on a comfortable surface.

I don't know why that. Of all the podcast stories that have ever been told, that one sticks out the most vividly to me. A butt story sticks out to you, really strange blade. No, I think it's because it's the elements of, oh, I like Rainbow Six and Gus' butthole just went, and I like Gus' butthole. Yeah.

All the elements we love. The second game was a shadow run. I think it was Dragonfall. I don't remember which one it was The second was a different game. It was also like 10 years later. Maybe longer so 15 years later playing games on his concrete floor Yeah, different different place though. Still had a car creep floor This episode received podcasts brought you by DoorDash after a long day of work or studying You can treat yourself to the meal you deserve on demand from your favorite restaurant restaurants brought to you by DoorDash. After a long day of work or studying, you can treat yourself to the meal you deserve on demand from your favorite restaurant.

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One million cannibal ants trapped in Soviet nuclear weapons bunker have escaped. How do they know it was a million exactly? I'm the purchase estimating, dude. What are... Canable ants. Are they what I think they are? Apparently, there was this colony of ants. Like, they were in this nuclear weapons bunker, and there was no way for them to get out. So did they build the bunker around the ants? They had that out. They contain them.

There was no food sources in there, so they resorted to eating each other. get out. So did they build the bunker around the ants? They had that out to contain them. There was no food sources in there. So they resorted to eating each other. Oh. And they got out. So then some Polish researchers found them and were studying them and then built them an escape so they could get out. Why did they do that? Poland. I guess they wanted to see if... I think the experiment they were doing was they wanted to see if the ants would stay there. If they wanted, if they had the choice, or if they would leave. And of course they fucking left.

Yeah, of course. Now there are problem. No, they're the ants problem. All the other ants. No, now they're hardened. It's like the most vicious ants survived. Do you think they're gonna go eat other ants on suspecting ants that aren't used to that lifestyle?

They're gonna take over the rest of the world. They're gonna move up. They're gonna find a chapel and be like, this is better. You're gonna start eating birds, then you're gonna start eating cats. Then humans. Yeah, they're gonna work their way up to humans,

then they're gonna start eating dinosaurs. We're fucked. Do we, you were talking about it today too, was it the, there's like some, I don't know what they call it, like the pit of hell or something like that. Oh yeah. It's like an underground fire that's just never ending.

Oh yeah. It's in Siberia or it's like somewhere in Russia, right? It's like Eastern European, yeah. It's just a fire that's how long it's been going for. Years, like years. It was just an underground fire. I think it might have been in a coal mine or something like that.

It's a gas gas crater. Oh, so I was gonna ask what's feeding it, but if it's a gas crater, I assume it's just I don't understand because like don't they. It's just gas that's on fire. They can't get down there. And if it's underground, doesn't that snuff out the oxygen? You know, I think there's probably still. Oh, like a fisher. Hmm. I'm familiar with those. I guess the collapse into a crater happened in the 60s, and then like the gases in the area were set in fire

sometime in the 80s. They don't know when, I don't, you think someone would write that down. We lit the crater on fire, June 4th, 1985. It's probably some asshole just so I'm gonna figure it. Do they have like, it's in Turkmenistan. Gift shops and stuff or like a capitalizing it on it on any way. Dervaza gas crater.

T-shirts, I mean, this is. This is a content. I'm hotter than a never ending fire. No, when you say that, the Turkmen government hopes the creator will become a popular tourist attraction. That's what I'm talking about. I would think they would want to send wonder'm wondering if they sent somebody over there. Turkmenistan hopes door to hell will boost tourism. Jesus Christ.

You and Chris should go over there, do a podcast over there. Hey, live from door to hell. Turkmenistan. I got a text right before. No, thank you. I've never met the man. Got a good text from one of our makeup artists. She's on a shoot elsewhere.

And she texted and said that someone brought up podcast from hell to her. And she's like, oh, I know this guy. Like someone who doesn't know Risha T. Thorentas. Yeah, someone out of our... What is it? Like a PA or the director? He was an actor.

Oh, so yeah. Even lower on the screen. Oh, that's a scum of the earth. Good, yeah. Oh, even lower on the screen. Scum of the earth. That's good feeling though. That's awesome. The fact that it's going beyond the Ruchitis audience is pretty cool. Yeah, we have weird videos. Not that like that's not.

You guys cracked action like 20 on iTunes comedy the other day. Yeah. Did you know that? I thought it was 30 something but fuck yeah. I just upgraded you. You cracked the top 19. We did it. Do you have a favorite episode so far?

Cause by the time this podcast comes out, I think there will be five out. So I thought that the one with Jeremy was awesome. I dug, dug. Yeah, and then the fucking Gambo one killed. Honestly like, Gambo. They're all really strong in their own unique ways. Yeah.

But we did one with Jeff that I'm really looking forward to. Yeah, they're all just good. I'm super pumped too because we have like an idea for like, we had some merch stuff I'll wind up, but we're trying to incorporate it into the world of the show. I think I told you about stuff. Yeah. I'm really excited for that stuff to all start happening. Yeah, it's weird.

It's like, it's like writing a story, but it's all really fluid, and you can kind of just like work your way around it. And yeah, that's been a good time. I've been enjoying working on it. There's a very like bingeable episode, which is nice. Yeah, Q-UL 25, 30 minutes. Yeah. Get a lot of people saying like,

I was washing my dishes and listening episode. Yeah, it's like a car ride. Yeah, Eric, you whisperin' something. whisperin something you to whisper some shit in there No, I'm I'm typing trying to get other messages done because I have work to do. I dare you Okay, this is work. Yeah, I dare you. We're talking we're promoting the show that you work on Eric What do you say about that which one? The one your favorite one. I was saying on last week's podcast that Gus needs to watch Gambo, the Gambo episode since he loves him so much. I have no chance.

We just taped that one last night. Last night. We're filming this back to back day. Those are the best. I'm like, what do I have to talk about since last night? What happened to me since yesterday? I got home. Eight dinner and went to bed.

It was fascinating. It was awesome. So much. I actually, it's funny. I got home and I did went to bed. It was fascinating. It was awesome. So much. I actually, it's funny. I got home and I did another podcast. Oh my God. What? I was a guest.

Yeah. I, I, I, I, Syskiped in for another podcast called Is this Adulting? It's like a mental health comedy podcast. Um, and like it was the only night I did not wear my adulting hat. I wore no hat, uh, because I was home and I wanted to be comfortable.

But it was fun going from this podcast to another podcast and then come in this morning and do another podcast. Is there a podcast called, is this adultery? Or you just explain what you're doing and be like, hey, is this adultery? Let's give it a shot. Go for it. I just had a baby and everything. Things are going just fine.

I guess it on a podcast a couple of weeks ago, a Rick and Morty podcast. Oh. Called Pickle Me This. That's genius. What was the transition? We talked, every episode deals with a different Rick and Morty episode. And I was on the one for the Rick Lannis mix up, which made me, I was actually really nervous before I did that podcast.

I was like, I don't want to get this wrong because that's a very big episode in terms of like Rick and Morty lore. Like kind of opens up a lot of possibility. So I went back and watched a whole bunch of episodes. I had notes that I had taken. I was like, I'm going to be prepared. So I don't get on this podcast and just sound like a fucking idiot who's, who's winging it. Like I do here every week. So I had like pages of notes. And I was like, I had to memorize a bunch of stuff just because I wanted to like, not be a burden. You're right, I wanted to be able to,

to talk intelligently about the topic. About fucking, about a movie cartoon. Yeah. Like at the end of the day, we're talking about a cartoon. Well, I mean, I assume the people who listen to it are very avid fans of the show. So like, they're gonna be able to see right through you.

That's also, I am part of that fan base. That is a very toxic fan base sometimes. What isn't these days? That's right, true. There was something I think about World of Warcraft that happened recently where something came out about a storyline for a certain character or something and the reaction to the fan base was just like,

fucking terrible. Blizzard has a lot of shit they're dealing with right now. They do. And the reaction of the fan base was just like fucking terrible. Blizzard has a lot of shit they're dealing with right now. They do. I'm talking about like the, is this like, we talk about the Hong Kong thing? The way you spread something else.

No, it's something else. It makes them sound like the victim. No, no, no, no, they have a lot of shit going on. I'm out of, I'm out of, I'm out. No, it's over. No, this is something else. So did by their own, their own causing, their own. They're a machinations.

I think it was world of work. I have to, it could have been a different game or IP, but it was something about like, they revealed a character or a storyline for a certain character that they had talked about before and people weren't happy with what that was. And just people just fucking blew up. exploded. And it was like, or if you're like, was I think was last year at Blizzconn, they announced like a Diablo mobile

game, which everyone fucking hated. Yeah. This year they're dealing with the fallout of banning that hardstone player for speaking out about Hong Kong's fight for democracy. It's like that is shooting themselves in the fucking foot. And they're not apologizing for it. Well, I guess they said they handled it.

At BlizzCon, they said they handled it. They could have handled it better, but then they didn't apologize or cancel the guys ban from playing the game. Yeah. Yeah. It was a lot of things were like, they released an apology video of sorts

without apologizing. And fortunately, a lot of people were like, I'm gonna call you out on that bullshit, yeah. Which accountability. It's important. Yeah, it sucks, cause I love those games, but they've been doing some bad things lately. which accountability. It's important. Yeah, it sucks, because I love those games, but they've been doing some bad things lately.

Yeah. Yeah, this was something separate. I'm sorry, I can't remember it. I'm sure people love the story. A change of subject. All I can think about is Blizzard's from Dairy Queen. Sorry, I don't game much. Todd's having his own like that. I do what a Dairy Queen when God, I'm sorry, I don't game much. Todd's having his own life.

I do. What a Dairy Queen when I'm on a road. You're bloodthirsty. And I put all sorts of shit in there, Gus. You don't care. Butterfinger. Butterfinger. He's bar, whatever.

He's bar. Things that are like antiquated. You think you know someone. And then come on, bring out their shitty candy choices. You don't like Butterfinger. Butterfinger's garbage. Butterfinger's his baddest Milky Way. Oh, no. It's good in a blizzard. And the best. Butterfinger's is bad as Milky Way. Oh no.

It's good in a blizzard and the best thing is when it's 100 degrees in your order one in Texas and they like do the dumb thing with it like here is your blizzard sir. Ah! I'm like no fucking need to do that. Yeah. Why do they do that? Just to put it in your face that it's frozen.

We have frozen machinery in here. Have they ever- They make things frozen. They fucked that up right? They fucked that up. They just have to fuck up. They're not once. The town I grew up in. They've they fucked that up right they fucked that up The town I grew up in they've never fucked it would always fuck up. It would always fall out. That's impossible really Yeah, you got a shit I think they just need to like pack it in a little better now nice well folks at home Dairy Queen I dare you to prove that's what I like about

One time well they they they they whenever they hand you their thing They do this thing where they slip it upside down and then they flip it back and then give it to you. Have I pitched about the Austin area, Dairy Queen's on this podcast yet? I haven't been to this. I haven't. It's the one off river side. That's the only one. What the fuck are you talking about?

Dude, there's one like walking distance from here. Oh, there is. Can we go get blizzards after this? What are they called? What are they called? Dairy Queen. It's because it's across from a cemetery. Ah. The fucking Dairy Queen's in Austin. They're all, I think most of them are owned by

some family. And like now they're putting the family name in front of the Dairy Queen. I don't know if you've seen this like the drive-throughs. Yeah, it's like, Muckers, Dairy Queen. This is a Mayfield Dairy Queen. Oh, really? Yeah. Mayfield's got like Mr. Mayfield or whatever he's like holding a cone and there's like pictures of him like, I don't give a fuck about Mayfield. Listen, maybe I don't care. I'm there for Dairy Queen. I don't give Robert Mayfield or whoever the fuck he is.

It doesn't matter. Like don't brand it as something else, something that it's not. It's a fucking Dairy Queen. You can imagine going to like, this is a Robert Jones McDonald's. What? You're going to a fucking McDonald's. Didn't get a fuck. It's his own.

Uncle Mins Dunkin' Donut. That's good, though. Arthur Mayfield actually jumped on a grenade and saved hundreds of people's lives. But that's, you know, it's fine. Yeah. You can even have their own website. No. Yeah. The Mayfields. Mayfield, Dairy Queen.

Dairy Queen's a character in Watchman, right? Yeah. It's the Dairy Queen's a Austin, Round Rock, Georgetown, Lockhart. It's enemy is lactose intolerance. Yeah. There's no blisters are lactose free, right? Because there's no, there's no ice cream, right? There's no actual, like it's soft serve. Wait, what? It's all powder and ice. What's soft, what's soft serve? It's not like the no actual dairy in it.

That can't be right. What? I'm looking this up. I'm looking at a blizzard. I'm looking at it. Glad I brought up blizzards. This is like twice as uh, no ice cream.

No, we're really as the other blizzard conversation. And actually, yes, thank you. You're welcome. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy. No, we're happy.

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Butter finger, if you're out there, send me a butter finger. I'm the only one wrapping you up here, is it? Hey, I like it. Send me a hashtag butter finger. Yeah. Snickers is okay though. Or internet's garbage.

I can't look anything up. Soft surf containers. I'm floating loads around here. I say soft surf. It's the main field. Soft. Soft. Soft. Soft.

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but the company has never marked it that way. That says nothing about dairy, fuck you. They're all about ice cream. The dairy queen wouldn't have it any other way. Big dairy doesn't, is trying to get to you. They don't want to know. The headlines says, dairy queen's soft serve ice cream isn't technically ice cream. Oh, you know, it's not clonic bars. It's like the ice cream sandwiches. Apparently, apparently, like don't melt.

There's like, there's an ice cream that if you just left it out, it's like fries gelatin. Is it like briars or something? Well, like briars doesn't say ice cream, right? It says like frozen dessert on the box. Skeggy. Yeah, there's like some shit.

On a, we were talking about the rascal thing, she was gonna put all the prosthetics. She knows all the stuff about prosthetics and effects make up and shit. There's like this gelatin stuff that like Bernie and I had to put on her bodies when we were doing a million dollars butt episode where we came out of a womb

and it's supposed to replicate like placenta and shit. That I found out is this is awful tasting shit is what makes the bulk of a Wendy's Frosty, is like this thickening stuff. Placenta. Placenta. It's a young. It's not bad actually.

I believe it's pronounced like ento. We didn't do that. Sorry. Just kidding. Anyways, yeah, watch for your feet because it's probably fake and gross. Did I tell you that I'm on the seafood diet? You want?

Bring it. What does that mean? When I see food, I eat it. Oh man. We need a rim shot. I'm on the seafood diet. You want? Bring it. What does that mean? When I see food, I eat it. Oh man. We need a rim shot. I'm gonna change it up. Yeah, baby. There it is.

There it is. Fraud. It's for heat. I had a good one today at Chipotle. We were talking about somebody and I was like, Oh yeah, he's cool. He's a fun guy. And I was like, mushrooms.

Fun guy. Play it. No. he's a fun guy and I was like mushrooms, fun guy. Play it. No. No. All right, appropriate response. So Todd and I were talking a couple of weeks ago. I got it.

You brought it up that we've known each other for years, like we met years ago. That's true. And didn't we, like we met like seven years ago? Yeah, that's true. Like November 2012 or so. We did a video with Chris Hardwick, I'll start bowling challenge in 2012.

Ooh. And I didn't know that now. Yeah, there's a photo. There's a photo on the left. See, there's me prominently featured in the left side there. It's pretty long. I remember that episode.

You were there. I've made the video. The best video it could be. No, I was there. I've made the video, the best video it could be. No, I was there, it was me and Freddie Wong and my former comedy partner and Chris against Joel Gus Bernie and Gavin. And Gavin, that's right. I think Bernie played actually, it was you and Gavin.

Yeah. Well, the funny thing is I had no recollection that I had ever met Joel. And my first like long-term exposure to working here was on Joel's show a few years ago. That's what you know. That's what you know. We did for Verizon. And I had no idea that I had met him before I'd done a video with him.

I forgot until you brought it up. I was like, oh, yeah, you were there. Because people always like, why is that guy here making go away? In the comments, not really. But, like, sometimes everybody would be like, who is that guy here? Make him go away. In the comments, not really, but like sometimes everybody will be like, who's the new guy? And I've been like, I've been around here for like seven fucking years. You're also like internet, like, you keep awesome.

I'm still like internet known. No, I'm not like, keep awesome. That's like, that's some of the earliest YouTube videos I used to watch. I feel like. T'alley! Say you? Naly. Pitbull. And I still get served. I feel like. T'all a. Say you. D'all a.

And I still get served up pit bull commercials. I don't know if that's just targeted right to me, but it's always like, give boo. Smobile. D'all a dollar ninety nine. D'all a dollar. D'all a dollar. Let's put bull represent boo. Smobile.

Boo. Smobile. You guys don't get third. Is he sending me abs directly down. I came under the last time I saw people in anything. No, I saw, there was a billboard in Austin. He was doing him and some other motivational speaker were doing a tour.

They were like selling, like, yeah, it was like a weird pairing. It was like, who's the guy with the big teeth in the? The veneers. The last thing I saw of Pitbull was there was a TikTok that I saw where it must have been 20 or 25 girls on Halloween all dressed up as Pitbull. Like bald caps? Yeah. Bald caps and like the fucking like button up shirts and sunglasses. Maybe they're going to the big ball. I don't know if we I don't know if we could find it. I might try to find it, but it was really funny. Boost says Dalai and joins forces with global superstar Pitbull.

says Dalai and joins forces with global superstar pit bull. Now that's the perfect combination of joining forces. Most mobile is the telephone and you pay a dollar in the get you some telephone service. What is he saying? Dalai, go get it or go for it. Is that Dalai is like give it like apply it, but it means like, do it. I'll be okay. Oh, so it means like do it. A bleak I see. Okay.

Oh, so Spanish? Yes, it's Spanish. Blaine learned, this is the statement of the podcast you like to call Blaine Learn Spanish. Let's make a spin-off show about it. We'll have a salad. They get a statement. It's got its own unique graphics package.

Yes, there it is. I think you may just think I'll get that. Ah. Oh, there is. I wonder if people don't realize that it's Spanish. If you don't, like, I guess I never considered that. That you people wouldn't know that he's actually just saying, he's actually is saying something. Like he's saying a word with a pretty identifiable Spanish accent. I was just using a pit bull or a ruse like a little John thing. Oh is this series like a pit bull? Are you like a little John thing? Oh, he just says a catchphrase. Yeah, but little John says what, right?

Yeah. Which is a word. Well, you like 400 times you heard it and you're like, I can't quite make that out. What English word is that? Oh, look at hell. Look at Dale. No, I don't know what it means.

But what? Yeah. Who else is catchphrases? Like brother? That's like, that's like, Hogan, right? Mm-hmm. Oh yeah. Watch your main race, Savage.

Watch your red dial. I'm gonna call it right? They all sound like you're clean. Yeah, 10 years ago now? Yeah, unfortunately. I can't fucking find this. There's just too many actual videos of pit bulls. What are you looking up? I thought you were still looking at the Derrick Queen thing. No, I was still like I was looking up the

Uh oh that all the girls dressed as pit bull Right, my interest in warx. I kind of look up anything for shit. I had to take myself off of Wi-Fi Well Gus you sit around a story that was like I don't know if you want to talk about it But I'm like I can't think of anything else now after we got covered the blizzard conversation the prisoners who made a computer. I love that. And hit it from everybody in a prison? How?

I guess they work in like the recycling center in the prison. And like over time, they would find spare parts that would work and then smuggle them out of there. And then in secret, built their own computer and hit it in the server room of the prison, like often the ceiling above the cabling. I did not. Did they get internet on it and stuff?

Oh yeah, they were like, they were committing more crimes using that computer. What do they do? They were like doing like, credit card theft and like buying and selling personal information on the dark web. Oh my God. Wow.

That's crazy. I read the headline to that article and was like, oh, that's cool. Maybe I'm probably just using like hot mail and stuff to email like. Fably. Yeah. And they're doing crime in there with it.

Yeah, some people never learn. Criminal. Who's man? Who can't trust them? Who can't trust them? Who told me once? Shame on me. Fool me.

Wait. They had a tour browser. He went to shame on you. Like meat weight. Well, they had a tour, they had a tour browser. He went shame on you. Like accessing like dark web stuff. Let's like, that sounds like something you would almost see like an emission of possible movie, right? Like Ethan Hunts in prison and, you know, and he was cycling.

He builds a computer and uses it to contact the I am force. He built a computer and played the Sims 4 on it, nonstop. At which he torrented and downloaded illegally. Have you, okay. He made them woohoo. Are you allowed to admit whether or not you've been on the dark web, have either, is he been on the dark web? I don't think there's a log against.

I don't think so. I'm on light mode. I don't know the rules of the dark web. Have you been on the dark web? What do you think the dark web is? Why do you think that would be illegal? What does that mean to you? I'm just I'm just genuinely curious like what do you think like?

It's cool. It's cool. It knows I'll be the butt of the joke. I don't know. I just Blaine. I'm a curious person. I like to learn things and I want to learn what Blaine's thinking He's just wants me to what Blaine's thinking. He just wants me to look like a dickhead. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's okay. I talk about what I have. You got a yes and a, I mean, he's setting you up. Like the audience is dying for this information.

I can tell. If I had to take a guess, it's like websites and things that wouldn't be accessible through like public means. Like you would have to... Killyourboss.org, sit down there. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know, there's like a back root into it. If the internet was main street, this would be like an alleyway that you'd have to go through like a secret corridor to get into. You're pretty close. I think of, I know it's not, but I think of 4chan is like semi dark web. Just the gray web.

Just because it's like, there's a lot of stuff that. There's a lot of people there who probably frequent the dark web. Yes, I think that's like the connecting tissue. It's like dark web adjacent. Yeah. It's like when people peak out of the dark web

to the regular internet, they get to 4chan. This is where I get to do it. Do they have any like wholesome corners on the dark web? Yeah, neopets.com. Don't tell anyone about it. Because it's like there's bad shit on the regular internet. Is there like, I think if you're going to be a couple of videos on the dark web.

If you're going through a trouble of hiding it, like it's probably something illegal to begin with. You can't tell me that there's no cat videos on the dark web. That's impossible. There's no way you gotta look it up. There, find out. I mean, I sure can't even get the regular in your- Pop that in dark web.

What are we gonna open my tour browser root? What? I can't. I'm sure there are cat videos on the dark web, but just probably videos of cats dying. That'll be so long. Getting killed. Because it's like-

I think you can probably buy a dead cat on the dark web. So it's like a I think you can probably buy a dead cat on the dark web. So it's like, it's like illegal pornography of various sorts, purchasing the legal things, like either like corpses or body parts or weapons. And okay, yeah, credit card information. And then it's like, what else? Yeah. Keep in trafficking, killing people.

She's all the bad shit. Kill them people. What if it's bad cats videos? Well, like videos killing. It's like that cat They got on the field during Monday night football. Yeah, you know that cat was on the dark web That's a bad cat the trailer for cats the movie was on the dark web before it got unleashed into the world Cuz I thought it was bad. I want to find out but my fucking regular web doesn't work I don't have any web is here face of undark mode out the dark web. Got a dollar 99 to access the dark web. Boost mobile.

Dark web. Tor. Crumbs do the shit where it goes into night mode when I'm looking at it and it looks, doesn't, I'm looking up watchman, but does it look like on your iPhone? Yeah, does it look like the incognito? It looks like incognito, yeah.

And every time I pull the balance. I only use for porn. Right, I have a small heart attack because I'm like, oh, my porn's up. Wait, why do you use Chrome instead of Safari on your phone? Because I like Chrome. I mean, it'll do the same thing on Safari. It's dark mode, it will look like in Cognito mode.

Yeah, but he said Chrome. So now I'm curious, do you use Chrome on your phone? No, I use Safari. Yeah, right. Because Chrome is for all extra app. I prefer it. Dark web. I don't like Safari.

I mean, either. I use Firefox, bro. On your phone. Oh, your phone I mean either. I use Firefox, bro. Are you your phone? Why not? I use Internet Explorer. Firefox is good. That's some good protections. I even talk to the tech guy here and he said that.

Oh, the nameless tech guy. His name is Ben Bryan. You can email him directly. And Ben Bryan. Dot tour. Ask him what his favorite, what browser is? He's always happy to share. Well, because John Reising was making fun of me.

He was like, who's phone is, he was on the spot. It was just left out. He was like, who's phone is on Firefox? Oh, you're not doing a bit. You really do. You're on your phone. Yeah, I have real things to say, guys. And one of them is Firefox, boost mobile.

Oh my god, damn it. The ultimate combination, get it for $99, and Cognito. As long as I've known Todd, I feel like I could only trust like 15% of what you say. I do a lot of straight face lying joking around and that's not good at a workplace. Oh, especially not in our new positions now. Maybe it's good here. Yeah. Can I officially say my job on this podcast? Can you not? Is this censored? Is this for the dark web or the regular one? We have a dark

webber. I'm the manager of the RT comedy group. Yeah. And so he does a lot of straight face lying to our faces all the time. I'm Blaine's manager. So that's why you know about killyourboss.org. Yeah. I would go there firing him. I hate having a manager. I hate it. And I hate why you know about kill your boss dot org. Yeah, yeah. I would go there firing him. I hate having a manager. I hate it. And I hate, you know, I'm gonna not say the rest of that. No, it's been a lot of fun though. There's a lot of creative people over there.

It's just a lot going on. Making videos. Yeah, it's definitely been an interesting journey. I think like where we're going right now is a real cool direction, making a lot of stuff we're really excited about and proud of, and we're going to keep doing that. Dolly, we do need to do a dark web show. I think so too now. Do they have like a like a Netflix on dark web? Yeah, like snuff, it's like snuff, like, oh, that's unfortunate. What's the basis of death, dark web addition? I don't know why people want to watch that shit. It's upsetting.

We taught in our Sharon office over there in the other building. We office. And we have, I think, the most boring adult conversations all the time. You and Todd, right? Yeah, we do. Like what?

Give us a taste. We talk about refinancing a lot. with the most recent federal interest rate cut What's your breakeven point if you decide to refinance your own? But it gets interesting when you get old somehow you can just double down these long-ass Boring conversations that it's fun your current interest rate. How much equity do you have let's let's amortize this and let's figure it out Like oh after four years you would start to see return on your investment and that. Like it is so, let's stop. I'd be like, this is so mind-leimingly boring.

But I feel like you guys look at each other and then you get giggle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real waste of time, but it's boring shit, so it doesn't feel like waste of time. Now, if you can find somebody that you just click on a topic with, it's doesn't feel like waste of time. No, if you can find somebody that you just click on a topic with, it's the fucking best.

Like blizzards. Not like Star Wars, you know. Refinancing loans. Blizzards. I really want a blizzard. I know, Barbara. I'm gonna blizzard after this. I'm gonna leave now to get a blizzard.

We still got a time on the thing. Four hours left. Eric, we'll get to a blizzard while we podcast. Could that happen? Can you order them like food from a food delivery service? Sure. Now it may feel straight queen. We've got our new app mayfield. Mayfield.yum. Mayfield and boost mobile bringing you the dairy queen of a century. Mayfield and boost mobile bringing you the dairy queen of a century

Yeah, sanctuary. I'll see that a Facebook changes name Facebook to just Facebook all capitals right all capitals and they changed the logo to like just a Different font and like a little more spaced out right right they should have gone with the Facebook Good roll it back. Yeah, that's what it was and then and and then and then and then that's your guy said drop the the I know I know. Oh fuck. I'm like my you walked right into it though. It was a state-based joke. It wasn't a parent. It was a joke and it wasn't funny. So that's my fault. Yeah. Todd does it. Todd that's what he does. Sorry. Your daughter is going to be so confused. You should be like oh she's already confused. Todd's daughter has the same like unfortunately. Yes she's got this. She's got the rock thing going on like that like the rock that that's what you see for me

She has like the furrow brow. She also thinks I'm Elmo, which is a pretty dope thing is it cuz you go I got You guys don't know mr. Noodle Mr. Noodle is like Fucking rowdy neighbor. He's like the cramer of the Elmo world. Is he a canon Sesame Street character? Uh, Mr. Noodle pones Sesame Street. Blame. Did you just use the word pones?

I did like KWNS. I did like KWNS. It's gonna be funny, all right? I wasn't really using it. Todd hasn't been on the internet since 2007. Mr. Noodle's a live action person? Yeah, Mr. Noodle rules. Boom headshot. He does all this, He's like this, um, really kind of

famous physical actor clown person. I don't know what his name is, but uh, he lives in a little room and Mr. Neutel and almost always like Mr. Neutel shows how to do a beer bomb. Yeah. Haha. Bill Irwin. That looks like that. Tickles. I guess I blocked about my memory because you look like... Where's the guy who played and died? Michael Cheater. He died.

Sorry. Mr. Neutel. Who's the new Mr. Neutel? Get up off the floor. What are you doing, Mr. Neutel? Don't be a wet Neutel. Anyway, that was... Fuck, I didn't know he died.

Jesus. I never made a fun of him in shit. I was just a little bit scared. I was just a little bit scared. I was just a little bit scared. I was just a little bit scared. I was just a little bit scared. I was just a little bit scared. I was just a little bit scared. What do you do in Mr. Newt? Don't be a wet noodle Anyway, he that was fuck I didn't know he died Jesus. I made fun of them and shit. Wow I love Mr. New Mr. Noodle though in sensitive the original Mr. Noodle dot Mr. Noodle to Mr. Tuttle Hey, there you go There's a lot of Sesame Street going on a lot lot of Elm over there. No, my daughter's three months old.

Three months old. Did HBO, they have them now, right? I believe so. It's kind of fucked up. Where they public access before? Public television or public broadcasting. Yeah, but they were brought to you by the let H.A. Well, they still had a box.

There was corporate sponsorships, right? Right. Okay. And then number eight. And I think, yeah, I think they're exclusive on HBO for, I don't know how long, six months a year, something, and then they go free. I think I don't know. I don't watch that.

Okay. That would be the altruistic thing to do. It's still it's still a fucking business. Shhh. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Man, that's been the hardest part about all this is just like seeing the difference between wanting to serve a community

and then also understanding the business side of things. It's like knowing that you can't just do shit for free. There's an element to it. Yeah, think about like Sesame Street, like that example. Like there's still actors, there's still a crew, there's still tons to it. Yeah, think about like Sesame Street, like that example. Like there's still actors, there's still a crew, there's still tons of people who work, you know, to put that on. You know, it would be nice if they would do it for free,

but still a fucking job. I'm sure they're there long days working. Hopefully they have insurance and everything. Right, I mean, there's a lot of stuff, there's a lot of money that goes into making that. Sponsors are important. Have you ever, this podcast brought you by? Someone.

Sponsors and people who support it, like, first members. Viewers like you. You. You. I had a question for you, guess. Actually, for everybody here, I had a weird social situation and I didn't know how to handle it. I'll tell you how I handled it, but I want to present the question first. If someone asked you to pair a little park their car

for them, a total stranger, would you do it? Like what's the scenario? I'm walking down the street. You're walking your dog. And then you see a lady in this, like probably like 10 PM, a lumpy, you see a lady struggling to park her car. And then she gets out, she says, excuse me, do you mind parking my car for me? What do you do? I would do it?

I guess I would yeah, I would cut a car. It was like a sedan. No, thanks I would do it I would do it if it was another woman Okay, and that's only because me Getting into a strange man's car. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, it also depends like,

are you gonna stay over there while I do it? Are you getting in the car with me? I guess if I'm in it, I don't know. I think I would do it, especially if it's daytime, I would do it. Only because I'd like parallel parking. And I also. You're right though, that could be,

like I think women do need to think about that first and like, what is there some dude in the backseat and they're gonna, you know, like, fuck, I didn't even consider that at the time. What did you do, Blaine? I parked it for her, but I was really sketched out because I was like, okay, what? Did she hold your dog?

No, I, I chained Dutch up on a park bench that was nearby and knew he was okay, like I watched in here and he's been getting better about separation. What I always sketched out about is like what webcam does she have in her car or a dent that she has in her car that she's going to blame on me. Like what exchange of information or data is she going to get from this transaction that I will then get pinned for murder or something? And I was thinking about this all while I'm like parking your car, parked it perfectly and

she's perfectly fine about it. And everything was fine. And I walked away like, this was like a residential street, like near where you live, you were walking your dog. I was right, right by my apartment. And I was like, okay. You can usually tell.

Goodbye. But there's a little bit of a weird vibe when somebody's doing something weird. She's like, also if you came by and she's already trying to park and it clearly is like a parallel parking spot, and she's struggling, like, there would have to be a lot of things that lined up for someone to construct this elaborate plan

to like attack or get someone involved in something. You never know, right? Like, there's always, if people are gonna scam you or if they're gonna try to rob you, they've already thought the situation through. And you're entering it blind. Like I know someone who was walking in the neighborhood here in Austin and it was a guy.

He was walking down the street and this car pulled up by him and the car rolled down the window and they're like, sorry, we're lost, we're from Houston. We're trying to get to the nearest Walmart. Can you tell us where Walmart is? And he's like, oh yeah,

you just go back down that way, take Molpack pack and turn on whatever. And like, there's Walmart there. Like, oh, thanks. Here, we want to give you something for being so nice. Here, we want to give you this necklace. And he's like, what? And so they reach out like from the car window and put a necklace on him. Like, it looks really good on you. Just keep it. And then they drive off. And he's like, what the fuck just happened? And that's after they drove off, he realized they took his necklace that he was wearing. Oh. He was wearing a gold necklace.

And when they put the other fake one on, they took his off. Oh, what the fuck? And then just drove him. Right, it's like, you wouldn't know. Like, you're so confused. Like, what the fuck's happening? But for them, it's like, it's just a real quick thing.

They know what they're gonna do. They're gonna go in. They're gonna do it. And they're gone. If it's an exchange of like that, like touching and stuff, then I just stopped at him. No, thanks.

Like, I will say, like touching and stuff, then I just off to Adamine. No, thanks. Bye. I will say, like, you should always live your life as a friend of mine, put it in the yellow, where you're not necessarily afraid. Just paying for something. You're constantly like paranoid about what could happen or anything like that,

but just be cautious and smart about your surroundings and like things going on. So it's like you're always living in caution, but not in fear. It's like the department of Homeland Security meter. It's always in yellow, unless it's in red, but then it's back in yellow. It's in green.

Did they get rid of that? I feel like you used to always see that. And now it's gone. I thought that was the thing from W's administration, wasn't it? Or is that the terror alert? That was it. Where is it called?

Where is it called? And all that stuff. Yeah, same thing. So there's weird colors of beige. that was just like very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,. Well, with that scheme though, Gus, there's gotta be a lot of pre-pro driving around looking for somebody who has a valuable necklace. Right. Well, I feel like they could probably choose based on the jewelry that you have on. Like if they're like,

let me give you this bracelet and then they still watch you. And then once they steal a necklace, are they like, shit, this one's not that valuable. We need to do it again to another person And so like I'm tired neighborhood just switches necklaces Maybe I'm sure like whatever like shitty one they put on it's like a dollar or something right like they have a little They have a tiny investment like a tiny bit of skin in the game

But I'm sure they're like they're guaranteed to make their money back. That just doesn't seem like a great scam to me But I guess it's still like prevalent enough, someone fucking did it. If you ever had the white van, scam, that's a pretty big one. Was that where they like, you get hit? I never know if it's the color of it. They're like, they just call it the white van scam.

It's like somebody in a van will pull up to like, somewhere like maybe you're like at an ATM or somewhere that you kind of like, people are kind of out of their cars and stuff. I think, oh, yo, man, sorry to bug you. I just had this delivery of this super great home speaker system to, so and so, and it just kind of like they weren't there. And so you want to buy it for a couple hundred bucks or something. And so they just sell you this real shitty thing

that they've kind of got. I mean, it's worked out better than that. They don't just say what I said. That wouldn't be very compelling, but. Yeah. Signed up. That happened to me once. I was at an ATM down off a river side

and they had just built one of those theaters down south, right at which one, like the Cinemark or something. And the guy pulled up in the white van, he's like, hey, you know, same thing you said. It's like, we just installed the speakers in that new theater down south, but they ordered too many. And they told us that, you know, we could keep the speakers,, he's like, hey, you know, same thing you said. It's like, we just installed the speakers in that new theater down south, but they ordered too many. And they told us that, you know, we could keep the speakers, but he's like, I don't have any use for these speakers.

Like, do you want to buy them for 600 bucks? And I was like, no, man, I don't have any money. It's when I was working at the call center. It's like, no, I don't have any money. We're lying. And he's like, but you're at the ATM, you can just pull some out right now. And I was like, no, I don't have $600.

But I just laughed and drove off. I got suckered by that one time, but I negotiated the guys down to like a couple hundred bucks and turned out being like, it was good enough to be a couple hundred bucks of a system. I was like, that wasn't actually that bad of a scam. They got you bodied? Yeah, but I'm like really cheap.

Especially back then I didn't have a penny. I was doing stand up for living stuff and I was living in LA. And I basically was like, 600, I don't know, dude, I could do four bucks. And then they come down a little bit. We might have landed on 120 or something. 120? But yeah, I was like a receiver and speaker.

There's a way to walk into zero that's 600. They're stolen, right? No, it's just like a shitty speaker system or something typically. I would assume people were like, try to sell stuff that they stole. Well, normally when I saw it, when they did try this kind of,

it was like stuff still in a box. Package ship. Yeah, I'm packed. So maybe they did steal it from like a warehouse or something, but it wasn't like, it was just a loose stuff. Yeah, it's always some shitty brand that you don't know about. Gotcha.

So you need to use your own movie, like the live action one, the first one. There's a scene, oh, fucking love it. Where there's like a guy, it's all in one take. Dude pulls up with his delivery truck, opens up the back, it's just filled with boxes. He grabs one box, walks off, and then when he comes back, the foot clan is still in everything,

and the truck is empty. Such a good shot. Yeah, I imagine that they got the stickers through that. Through the, yeah. From the foot clan, the foot clan just went in and took it from a better. And then they sold it to that guy and then that guy sold it to you. Yeah, and then you got a gold chain around his necklace.

His neck. All full, full circle. And then he had a, a, a, a, anal hemorrhide bud. Thank you. Yeah. Fishing, anal bud. And yet to look it up on the dark web to find out what it was. Mm-hmm. See, we just wrapped up everything that happened this podcast.

Except for boost mobile, check it out. Dollar 99. I keep under promising under pricing it. Right? Dollar 99. That sounds like a blizzard prize. Blizzard. I always love watching people's faces when they go into a certain character or voice. You do this thing with your head tilts back a little bit.

Because people always has a double chin you never think about until you see a little face. I wanna see what your face does when you do nerf. Oh God, I haven't done nerfings so long. He's got kind of a list and he talks like this. It's yeah. I gotta talk out of the side. I gotta talk out of the side of my mouth. It's not, yeah, it's not a comfortable position.

What's your nose? Ler yeah, it's not a comfortable position. What's your, what's your nearest? Leras, he kind of sounds like this. You got like, Judd at your jaw. Yeah, I like, leave my mouth. You don't have a fully cl... Yeah, it's true. Because she's not like this and she's always kind of like, slauring a little bit because she has her retainer, but not braces.

What's Gamba? She's braces. Uh, Gamba, uh, Losi, Gamba, uh, he... Underbite again. I do a lot of underbite things for different characters. Gambo doesn't actually have a voice. Gambo is just Gambo. And Gambo is the ultimate being.

And nobody could possibly sound like Gambo no matter how hard they try. I love those statuses. Apparently Elise has a character very similar to where Gambo sounds. There are a lot of people with that comparison. Gus Quick Simmons. That's an excellent idea.

Wow. It even changed things. He's so good at it. It's a master. That's a 17 years of training. Wow. I think I did the side of my mouth for Jensen and Rivers. It's like this.

She kind of sounds like she's spinning all the time. It looks like a very dirty inside of her visor. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Little windshield wipers on the inside. You've a, you've a voice. You've a voice in a show called Ruby. Oh, yeah.

It's just me going, Hey, everybody, chill the fuck out. It's a real chill character. I'm a spaz. I need to be a spazzy character. You do. That's why like Voldemort, because shitty, shitty any character is fun, that you know.

Like shitty Harry Potter, shitty Voldemort, shitty Santa. Like, it's always a fun game to play. So I do, what do I do? I don't even know, I go like, I tried to block off my nose. So that's spazzy with my nose. But I get pissed off pretty quick. Your eyes also like go into an evil look.

Yeah. I was like, I played broke Voldemort. That's who is in my mind. You can't find a leader. Oh, damn it, I can't get to ride uptown. I can't get to blizzard. I can't get boost mom or nothing. I read that the scene where he grabs Malfoy and hugs him.

He's like, oh, yes. And then he like, points his wand, him. He's like, oh, yes. And then he like, points his wand, be on Harry, and apparently that was like, all just refines. Yeah, it's like, get in here, get in here, Drake. He was being fucking weird on set that day. And everyone's like, okay.

I like the scene where he grabs. He's like, okay, so I lost my wand. I'm going to need one of yours. And he like goes around and runs all, oh, not mine, not mine. He's like, yeah, this one, he gets his hands and go all over it. You know, everyone's like,

oh, yeah, Rose. There's just a film on it afterwards. It's like the stuff you got covered with. That's the ingredient in a frosting. Yeah, the placenta, not from Wendy's. So what does placenta taste like? Oh, it tastes like chicken. The face placenta tasted like, it was like chicken. The facelessenta tasted like,

it was like, it kind of had like a spice and a sweetness to it, but like not like a medicine type of spice or sweetness. What is a medicine? I don't think about medicine when I think about spice or sweet. Well, okay, so like imagine like the grape flavoring for Nikhil or something like that,

where they try to make it tasty, but it's still, it's fucking medicine though. Yeah. So it's like that sweetness, it's like an artificial sweetener. You wanna take a lot of medicine? Not really. No, I barely ever take medicine.

The only thing I do is, do take ever is like Advil, if I have a headache. I do Advil. I do Advil. I do accrued bars of Advil. I do Cree team. Yeah. I take all the medicines. I take all the medicines. a crew team Yeah, and I take all the money vitamins Counts

My vitamin supplement. Do you guys take iron? And you start taking that never saying that it makes you up right iron is good if your iron deficient You your energy might be pretty bad pretty low. So it's something that they they look at if you feel like you're Tired a lot or something I've been ironed efficient for 41 years. Yeah It's possible it also like I would look at what has iron in it what kind of foods you're eating because they it could be related But it's like iron's one of those weird things right where if you cook in a cast iron pan Like your food can get iron that way like that's something they do in developing countries, right?

Like they'll give them cast iron pans or they'll give them pieces of iron to put like in a pot in a stew when they're cooking. What? Because like it can infuse the iron into. Interesting. Into the food. I'm not talking, I'm not talking out of my ass. Is that a good thing?

I don't know, I've never heard of that before. Iron man. Man. Iron man. Iron man. Iron man. Iron man. Iron man.

That's the word. That's all I'm gonna do. But also, don't just start taking iron. Make sure you actually need it. And also, there could be some negative side effects. Food compared in iron cooking pots as an intervention for reducing iron deficiency in theemia in developing countries. Interesting. See, look at the big brain on gas.

What's that got the big brain on gas? I use cast iron pads because I don't like the other shit gets off in your food. The nonstick stuff. I don't use iron, but I don't use nonstick either. I use just like steel. No, that's in like 99% of like Americans and probably more countries like urine is that stuff.

Yeah. That is like nonstick stuff. A lot of people also use like metal spatulas and that nonstick stuff and it's just like, you're just scraping off. Yeah, they should just get-stuff. Because a lot of people also use like metal spatulas and that non-stick stuff. And it's like, you're just scraping off. Yeah, they should just get one of those stir buddies. Well, plastic is no better though, if you're using a plastic spatula. You're like a plastic pan?

Yeah, you're right. A plastic pan would be way worse. No, don't ask the spatula. Don't ask the spatula about pans. I know you got to tell me something about the metal in a spatula rubbing off. I think the plastic in the plastic spatula would melt. Maybe you're thinking of a silicone spatula?

You're talking about, maybe. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I hardly cook. I don't cook. I don't cook correctly. I'd see you as like a meal prep person probably, because you eat, you see like a large pulling protein shakes. Chipotle surprisingly has a lot of vegan options.

Oh God, God, you're gonna die. The tortillas. I have one of present has a lot of vegan options. Oh God. God. I have one of those. What? They're delicious. That's so good. It's interesting. Science does not have an answer for that yet. Vegan tortillas. Are we going to

pull it except for corn ones? What are ones of the lizard? It's a good blizzard. Yeah. It's blizzard time. Blizzard time. Blizzard time.

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