Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus Offers His Lap #473

Episode Date: January 2, 2018

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2018. You made it. In the future. That's crazy. This is not pre-taped at all and we're not still in 2017. What do you think 2018's like? I mean? I'm Gus What's it? I'm Gavin I'm Barbara. I'm Bernie. Oh my guys just skipped right over me. That's cool. What do you mean? They skipped right over me. Oh the people in the booth. Yeah, yeah, there's racist Just don't cut away from Barbara the entire podcast just leave it on here. We would on Barbara

Now this is not part of the podcast. Just talking about who's getting close-ups and who's not we've reached this point I'm sorry, so we're obviously like I said we're pre-taping as a This is where we live now. This is not part of the podcast. Just talking about who's getting close ups and who's not. We've reached this point. I'm sorry. So we're obviously like I said, we're pre-taping because I'm probably hungover. It's a newer state. Yeah, this is a part you don't go to. Well, a part you say I don't go to.

I still get drunk at home. It's nothing wrong with that. It's his room. You get drunk. You can get drunk or at home then you can't win you're out. Newst day, I think is the worst day of the year. Why? It's just like everyone's hungover. Nah, it's exciting. Everyone puts this massive stigma at home and you can when you're out. Newstay, I think is the worst day of the year. Why? Why?

It's just like everyone's hung over. Nah, it's exciting. Everyone puts this massive stigma on the last day of the year. You gotta go ape shit and then everyone sucks. Where did you get the champagne, Patrick? Oh, what did you get it? Marial got it, Patrick said.

Where? The one like here by the studio? Yeah. Why? Because it's very hard to find Brutonatur champagne. Oh Jesus. Listen to this conversation. Friends?

Friends? Friends? Friends? Friends, like friends. Yeah, I thought she said friends. I like friends. We, I thought this guy. I thought that didn't carry any there.

You're gonna, I'm gonna have to shake it. Don't shake it. What are you doing, man? Can't not know how to open it. I'm pushing. He's trying to do it on purpose Don't try to open it entertainingly. Oh You do it as well. She tried to hit coax. Yeah, it's right. We should open the champagne sure. Oh there it goes You're eating it right in the light. No where you can eat me. I'm eating a Gus. No

No, cheaper than the lights. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna get it going and then I'm gonna let go I'm super bad at this by the way. What is it going? It's going. It's going. Or is it? Oh Gavin, other Gavin. So sorry about your lights, dude. Everyone watch yourself. You're flicking it. Go on, son! You got it. You got it. You got it. Official title. Keep pushing. I like it. He doesn't sell the lights. Yeah. Okay, that was good. Oh good nothing went out pretty good

Champagne didn't even explode All right, be careful. I'm gonna that here. I mean guy. I would like to campaign with my bubbles if that's okay So I'm gonna weaponize mine oh My god, Gavin you're a fuck you a man, man. Do you need help pouring almost got guys? Oh You want a man? Man. Do you need help pouring? Oh, almost got guts. Up, shit.

Oh, you're a lap, so damn it. Oh, you're a lap, so many new rules. Stop that all. You put it everywhere when the bitch shouldn't be. Well, I don't know what to do. I'm trying to like not get on the carpet. I'm very, listen. You're trying to not get it on the carpet

so you got it on your lap. I'm just gonna help you out there. You ever see the picture of the students running across campus in the rain with their laptops over their heads like this? Oh my god. Did you ever see that? I was in my laptop before I did it. I was a little smart.

Did you ever see that? I was a little smart. That video that called Student in San Antonio they call him aluminum pan man. Aluminum pan man. What did you hit somebody in the face? There was a thunderstorm going on in his apartment complex so he needed to run outside so he grabbed a cookie sheet to cover his head and he's here and run out and immediately looks giant bolt of lightning. It comes down. It's deafening. You

never seen that? No. Get the fuck out of here. He gets hit by a bolt of lightning. He's got a cookie to her set. Thank you. Aluminum pan man. It's only like a 25 second video. I'll send it into broadcast on the Slack. I don't know if we can. I do not have less. They already got it. Hey, this is it.

It's the RIP aluminum pen man. Oh wow. Oh my god. Wow. It sets off car alarms. Well, yeah, lightning and thunder usually do. So when you get hit by a thunder bolt guys thunder bolt dude, you know what? I'm gonna wait to talk about this. I'm gonna wait to talk about it now. No, I can't I can't because the segway that I use

Or the thing that inspired me to think about it. Okay, alright Would be potentially be a spoiler just people who know the the the I'm already too deep I said okay who know the, I'm already too deep. I said okay, you don't need to go further. There's a popular thing that I like that I decided to go kind of down the spoiler path with and I wish that I hadn't done that. Okay.

I didn't watch the trailer to the last Jedi because I was worried about spoilers. I didn't watch the second one. And I think even Ryan Johnson specifically said. Don't watch it. Yeah, don't watch it. There's been a lot of backtracking on last Jedi Like Mark Hamill has very humbly backtracked from his comments about the way the Luke Skywalker

Which he doesn't like how it's portrayed. That's what it said initially, but then he went back That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's backed off of his comment. I was just making sure she knew yeah, okay Yeah, see to me they just wrote Luke Skywalker as Mark Hamill in that movie like that's just Mark Hamill to me Like how he would play he came through a lot. Yeah, like his personality and then Luke Skywalker as Mark Hamill in that movie. Like that's just Mark Hamill to me. Like how he would play. He came through a lot. Yeah. Like his personality.

And then Ryan Johnson had to back off his comments about the trailer being spoilerish to get yelled at, do you think? I probably got a phone call, a stern talking to you by someone who the fuck knows. Maybe he's like, oh shit, maybe he read his own comments and was like, that's not what I intended to say. It went back and said something else.

So. But I wish I had watched, I have since watched the trailer and I wish I watched it because I don't think it would have ruined it. Right, yeah. Yeah, I always have a problem where I don't want you gonna look at. I really want to drink this,

but I have to have a toast before I drink champagne. All right, Barbara, why don't you give us the toast? Give us the toast. To 2018. Oh, that's, okay. You nailed it. To 2018, that's all you need. To being hung over and drinking champagne, apparently's okay. You nailed it. That's all you need to be hung over and drinking

champagne apparently. And a lot of you guys a little wonderful 2017 and to an even better 2018. Yes. So 2017 was the year of what? If you had to sum it up. It was the year of like shame. The rooster. I would call that rock bottom 2017. Yeah. I hope. Yeah. I hope I hope in 2016. The people were 2016 was the air of celebrity's dying. It was. And everyone was like, oh, we need to get out of this year. That was horrible. Trump was elected in a surprise victory.

President Trump was elected. And a lot of people were very upset by that. And they were like, oh, I just got to get this year behind me. It's like, no, that's not, it's not going to get any better in 2017. The 2017 set pulled my beer. Yeah. I haven't seen that one. The rise of the crypto currencies. It's not gonna get any better in 2017. It pulled my beer. Yeah. Haven't seen that one.

The rise of the crypto currencies. I think this long term that might be one of the big things. 2017? You think it's gonna last? Man, that crash around, right before Christmas was crazy on that. And of course I was reading stories about people taking out high interest rate loans or refinancing their houses to get equity out in order to buy cryptocurrency. And then it dropped like, it dropped like in half.

55% of the difference. That's a common story when it comes to any kind of run up in anything in the financial sector. You know what, we live to the dot com here, a guy's remember everybody was. But stuff like that potentially could be catastrophic to the real like the main economy. If people start defaulting on, on houses or mortgages and other high interest rate loans,

then we get to bus to come in and buy it all up. Yeah. Then we get a great movie like The Big Short though. That's always good. Then it's worth it. Totally worth it. Totally worth it to crack his wall economy. It's a weird movie.

How close do you think we are? Have you guys seen the movie her? Yes. How close do you think we are to that being reality? So right before the podcast started, I I was showing Anna who is here. She was just here. She's giving napkins which seems like a horrible thing She took off. Okay, she makes us look pretty before she makes this. Yes. She does hair and makeup for a number of different productions But she's one of the people who does it on a regular basis for the RTP. She hates me the most because I show up four seconds Just to do your makeup. Oh, beautiful. She thinks you avoid her. Do you avoid her? No, no, I love her. She hates me the most because I show up four seconds. She has to do your makeup on. Yeah, but you're beautiful. She thinks you avoid her. Do you avoid her?

No, no, I love her. She's great. Okay. I just, I was in a PUBG game right before this. It is unfortunate that this podcast, because of its length, we usually have to run in right before, like maybe 15 minutes or four, spend the least amount of time in that chair, talking with that person, and then you're like, okay, talk to you in a minute, and then you go to the podcast, and of course, they're going. They're not gonna stick around for an hour and a half to catch up conversation with you.

It's a little bit easier. She does also does a million dollars, but as well. I think she did all the... She did all the little roosters. Yeah, she did all the makeup for John as Darth Maul. I believe, is that correct? I think so. I know into various things. There's a lot of, and actually, if they're cat makeup,

she did all that. Yeah, she does a lot of special effects makeup. Ashley was a great cat. She was, like she's so happy as that. I think she, she's learning from experience. Like she, she's always had cats, right? Even as a kid. She's big in a new skills mode right now.

She's learning a lot of new skills. Knitting that scale male, or whatever. She's doing scale male, that's her big thing right now. Becoming a cat. She's building scale male. Like she has real, male pieces and stuff. We went to the Renaissance Fair and the... It sparked something inside of her.

It bit her heart, yes, something awoke within her. But right before the podcast, Anna was telling me about her trip that she took. She took to a foreign country for Christmas with her husband and they did some fun activities there where they had to translate some stuff. And I showed her the Google Translate app, the free app that's got to be on Android

if it's on iPhone, Google. Where you can just hold it up to a sign in a foreign language. And then in real time, it's like an AR, application is what it is. It'll modify the words, it'll translate all the words on the sign to whatever language. Like I was doing English to French because everything around us is English.

And it's crazy. When you show it to people, it's like magic. When you see it for the first time. But we were talking about this. What is now, what time frame are we in where we're gonna have an earpiece that translates foreign languages to us? Yeah, I mean, the pixel ear buds already do it

in collaboration with Google Translate, but you gotta have the phone. Right, you still need to have that piece of hardware. I'm buying that phone tomorrow with that case. So it takes in audio and then translate it instantly into the earbuds. That exists already? Yeah, the Pixel earbuds. I'm amazed that we haven't seen this yet as a prototype. It came out a couple months ago.

I have no idea. It doesn't do the frages. What's the difference? You just don't want to have your phone do it. You want it just to be... Brian, that's what it does. It's a connection through the phone. Yeah.

A universal translator that sits in your ear and does it real-time. Barbers' reaction, I think, is the right one. The delay, how long is the delay? Is it instant? It's pretty quick. I mean, it's not instant. You have to keep the sentences kind of basic, but... It works. In scene. Well, like, when you use the visual app to translate written text,

yeah. Obviously, the conjugation of the words sometimes way off. Sure. But certainly, if you see the words in a sentence, you're like, oh, I can infer what this means. You tend to do that anyway for Latin-based languages. You're like, okay, I can kind of see what this word means, and that word means, and this sign says, don't go swimming here, because there's sea bears.

I can tell you about the time I used it in Korea. I was at a restaurant, and I was looking at a menu, obviously I can't read Korean. So I pulled out that Google translate app and I looked at it and it said like, Pig rectum. I was like, is that right? So I had to ask, like, why not? My English was with like, hey, what is that? And they were like, yeah.

I was like, okay, no, not ordering that. Give it to you. You didn't try Pig rectum. I did not eat the Pig rectum. Would you try pig rectum? Yeah, I'm not a try pig rectum right? I think if people are going to eat liver, eat anything. At that point.

At that point. I love liver. Livers were all the shit, the poison in your body goes. I love liver. I love liver. I love gritties. I eat that. Eat anything.

Chicken liver? It's delicious. What would you eat? What's the bottom? I don't know. A pig rectum. I would eat a tongue. rectum. I don't know if I need tongue. I'm a little weirded out by tongue. Yeah, I wouldn't need it.

I would need brain. Have you all eaten barbacoa? No, I do it. No. Was that like cow face? Yeah, it's like all the face, just like scraped off. Cheek and everything, right? Yeah, they serve that in tacos, all the way.

Yeah, normally that has like tongue and eyeball in it. I don't like eating things that look like what they are. Like I wouldn't eat an eyeball because it looks like an eyeball. What about an eyelid? I didn't island. And I'm fascinated by this. So you wouldn't eat food that looks like the animal.

That look, yeah, or a part of the animal. I think there's part of this with our language as well. Like there's some animals that we don't call them what they were as animals when they become food. Like cows become beef. You don't have a cow sandwich. You know? But chicken stays chicken and fish stays fish.

Or chicken does become poultry at some points as well. Yeah, but you're not gonna say, could I get the poultry sandwich? Yeah. It's chicken sandwich. Yeah, but there's different categories of different things, certain things change names. Like pig becomes pork.

Yeah. You don't have a pig sandwich either. Veal. Veal's will definitely never, I'll have baby cow. That's what the veal's walking in the field. The horrible baby cow sandwich. The color of steaks. Mmm.

Calamari. Calamari. Is that like a type of squid thing? A calamari? No, I just think it's what I think. See, that's another thing with calamari. I love calamari. I can't eat the ones that look like the octopus.

Oh, really? There's those little pieces that look like the octopus. I can't eat those. Okay. I mean, I saw what the word calamari comes from the other day, but I can't eat the ones that look like the octopus. Oh really? There's those little pieces that look like the octopus, I can't eat those. Okay, I mean I saw what the word calamari comes from the other day, but I can't remember it now, it was like a callus, it was, fuck, let's all look it up. Calamari. When you order calamari to restaurant, you get the little circles that look like onion rings, sometimes depending on how it's cut up, but then they also sometimes give you the like

actual little- The tentacle part? Tentacle part, I can't do that. Yeah, well there's some of its head, isn't it? And some of it's, is it the head? Panticles. But if you dice up a squid head, does it become rings? I think there's all different sizes. It comes from Greek Columbus, which meant pen, and Latin

calamarium, which means pen case. Pen case. How do you make that? And that means one calamari. You can give it tentacles. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's a reference to the squid's long, deep re-entrilled shell and it's definitely the best.

Ah, ink. There you go. So they try to be a little clever there. Wow, that's a really convoluted way to say fried squid. Fried squid. Well, there's, I probably, I wouldn't eat brain. Something I definitely would not ever do, I don't think. And I always find this completely disturbing

when I see it in online videos or things like that. There's parts of the world where they try to eat things as alive as possible. And I'm not into that in any way whatsoever. That seems torturous to me. What do you mean by that? They like belly fish when they'll put it back in the bowl after they've cut a piece off.

Yeah, like you're eating a living fish. Or like the octopus thing, there's literally markets. I'm assuming somewhere in Asia where they skewer a live octopus and the tentacles are like wrapping around the thing. You eat a live octopus. I'm still twitching. Yeah, that wasn't in the amazing race

like 10 years ago or so I think. Was it? It was one of the challenges. Like when they were in Korea, they had to eat like a little octopus. A living octopus. Right. Yeah.

I got that little pus. Would you eat oyster? That was the name of the leg of the race. It was a little pus. Getting some pus. I mean, if you eat a dead oyster, that's bad, right? You have to eat a living one. Are they living when you eat them?

Well, that's definitely not a thing. Are they alive? No. They're in ice, buddy. Yeah. Yeah? Are they alive in ice? them? I don't think so. I think. Are they alive? No. They're in ice, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Are they alive in ice?

Let's look it up. I mean, this is Gavin usually says stuff like that. I thought a dead oyster was a minion oyster. A dead oyster. Well, I mean, you're not picking up off the side of the road. Roasters are alive until you eat them in case you didn't know. There you go. Get a seat.

It's time 2018, right? Gavin, no. I love oysters, but now I'm a little... Yeah, that's like the one thing we've been listening to. I'll be left with the lead oysters now. Get a few. It's time's 2018, right? Gavin, no. I love oysters, but now I'm a little... Yeah, that's like the one thing. I'll be less likely to eat oysters now. These are the life. As it may sound gross, but it's actually a good thing

because when those raw oysters die, they are no longer safe to eat. Interesting. Look at Gavin. Wow. Gavin, no one's stuff. You're so smart this year. What?

I learned, you let me hide it in. People actually don't know. I'll get you guys to what I'm 19. When oysters die, when you're eating them. Some people think that when you shut them, when the meat is separated from the shell, you probably kill them because their heart is right there next to that muscle.

It's a bummer, so you just rip that hot out. What do you mean, what do you mean? That's better than that, because you're not supposed to chew an oyster either, you just suck it down. So it would just die slowly in your stomach if it was still alive. Yeah, I mean, I get that any kind of food that's based on an animal has to be killed at some point.

And that does seem like the normal way that they would go about killing it. So, you know. Bring me 10 oysters, I live. I always wondered that because I told the story about how I was asked to film a horse get shot in the head, but I didn't do it because it was minion. But it would be interesting on a slow momo, like, super high-speed level.

As you see the bullet going in the skull. Well, go ahead. Like, at what point does the life leave the cow? What's wrong with you? No, I was thinking, what if you like, what if you like, what if you're the... You're the one with the dark side with slow motion photography. What is up with you? It's like in like no country-friendly manner, right?

Like when Anton Sugar has the thing. Yeah, but it's like, you get shot in the head. But I mean, if you die instantly from a head shot, it's the bullet somewhere, it's like, you know, six or seven for the brain. I just can't remember the brain. Penetrates the brain, like, second it penetrates the brain.

Let me know when you upload that video. And I will not watch it. Right, but imagine a brain like this. All right, slow my right bullet is coming in. When do you die? You dead now? You don't dead then? What'd you die of? To think and penetrating your brain.

What'd you die of? You can lose, like, you know what's the point of which, like, what's the line between, is it dead before his to grow? Yeah. Is it dead as his to grow? I don't know if you talked about this podcast, you have this, it's always an interesting discussion to me, is,

and we're going to really reterritor here. Happy to hear. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Like, if I cut off- A long life of happiness. If I cut off your feet, you're still Gavin. Right? Yeah.

I'm still Gavin. Yeah, Barbara's still Gavin. If I cut off your legs, you're still Gavin. If I cut off your legs and your arms, you're still Gavin. I'm in what? Do I have to, but how far? Like, how far before you're not you?

Like what- I would say like here. No, what do I have to reduce but how far? Like how far before you're not you? Like what? I would say like here. What do I have to reduce? You would cut me off here. Put you in a bath, like a some kind of saline electric bath with your brain. Yeah, and that's you're still there. No, I'm gone.

You're gone at that point? My face is gone, I'm gone. I'm getting this face. All right, that's as good as the explanations I've ever heard. Because I'm stored in my brain and I express through my face, right? If you separate those, then one of them's not me. So here's, here's how I'm trying to get to you.

I can't just identify you though from the head down. How big is yourself? Like, what's the quantity that you need to be yourself? Like how big is that? Yourself isn't physical, is it? It's just electricity. You're okay. Go ahead.

Isn't that right? It's a maintained state of electric. That's a,. You're okay. Go ahead. Isn't that right? It's a maintained state of electric. That's a, hence the term, the spark of life. Ah, yes, the classic term. But I mean, you can die without losing your brain. Die without losing your brain. Yeah, you can.

When you run out of electricity, you die. It's basically anything that keeps your brain from functioning. That's what makes you die. Like a shot. I put a box to genie cut it. That blood. According to the Department of Animal Science, call around a state university a cow's head drops 5 to 10 seconds after it's shot

a cow's head drops What so like it's head is still up and then it falls down so it takes five seconds for it seems like a long time Well, that's just you can there's not like someone missed the miss the good bit of rain But muscles are they keep the thing going like you can cut there's not like someone missed the, missed the good bit of the brain. But muscles are, they keep the thing going. Like you can cut a chicken's head off and it runs around. So worst conversation we've ever had ever. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like this direction we're taking in 2018.

It's dark. Yeah. It started dark. It's not a good pick. Which I, I don't know, don't say that. It'll be a very bright, shiny, It's an even year. It's, I feel good about 2018.

You think it's a middle trilogy? I think it's a good. Listen, the 2000s are finally legal. The 2000s? Yeah, they were finally legal for what? Just voting? Watch porn. Voting, buying cigarettes.

Buying cigarettes. What do you think there's ever been anyone under the age of 18 who sees the, you have to be 18 warning gone? Oh, dammit. Got me again. Coming here really. Is anybody doing that? Maybe I would assume maybe like a young kid you have to be 18 warning gone. Oh, dammit. Got me again. Back. Is anybody doing it?

Maybe I would assume maybe like a young kid who's maybe afraid of like what? Cops are gonna come. Well, I'm happy if like they lie on the internet. Sure, that's true. Yeah, there's probably believe it. It's actually good to catch people who are anyone who would fall for that.

Probably shouldn't be watching adult material. Wait too young. Yeah, probably shouldn't be doing that kind of thing. So maybe that's what it's in place for. Maybe that's what it's in place for liabilities. Yeah, that's it. So they could say, well, they clicked on it. So it's them.

They say about my friend who won't use face recognition phone because they believe that it kills your deniability that I didn't do that on my phone. Now anybody who uses a facial recognition phone, they couldn't do it with touch ID already. That's what's my argument. But what does it mean? What's this point?

That in case later in life, you want to say, I didn't go, look at that website, I didn't do that, that the phone capturing your face says that it was definitely you. Like your phone knows who's using it at all points of time. That's true. That is weird, the facial recognition. It's always watching you, isn't it? Yeah.

Because you pay for things that way, you unlock it that way. So it's always looking at you. Yep. I don't. It's looking at you in an ease. I don't know about you guys, but whenever you open the camera, and it's accidentally the front facing camera, it's always like never a good.

So your phone thinks you're really ugly? Yeah. It's always your phone's vision. Or when you're staring blankly at the screen length. When I wake up in the morning, can I grab my phone off my nightstand and I look like I hold it up in front of me and I'm laying down? It never recognized me. Like I have to move the bed up a little bit so that it recognizes that it's my face.

That's so fun. Like what do I look like with all that gravity just like? I feel like the only people who are going to be paranoid about that, are people doing dodgy shit Won't you the one talking about how you couldn't deny Like you you wouldn't have an alibi because your phone knows where you are all the time. No, I'm saying I would have an alibi What's your point? Security cameras in the UK. Wasn't that where were you talking about this last time?

I like how you like it and everyone else doesn't Uh-huh, I like it people in the? He likes those. How you like it and everyone else doesn't? Uh-huh. I like it. People in the UK like it. I'd rather walk in down a dark alley where there's an ATM that there's a camera looking at it than not. Not. Patrick got me some shoepluffles.

ATM probably has a camera. And it had a shoepluffles. It had a shoepluffles. A shoepluffles with champagne. It's 2018. It's a shoepluffles? These are wet. Why?

Oh, from the champagne. It's about five mags. Oh, champagne. Do. Beautiful. These are wet. Why? Oh, from the champagne. Five of the magnets. Wow. Champagne. Do you know? Keep passing it. That's the other one. That's fine.

Did you see the... Let me join them on my own. The Twitter thread that Chrissy Teigen had last night about her flight to Japan. I don't understand that decision. It's so fucking bizarre. So she's like, explaining it. On LA, it's Tokyo.

She got on an Aldepan Airway flight from Los LA, it's Tokyo. She got on an all-in-a-pond airway flight from Los Angeles to bound for Tokyo. Four hours into the flight. Yes, non-stop, they weren't stopping in Alaska, Barbara. Four hours into the flight. The flight turned around and came, you've been really mean to me this podcast, so I'm just in a vacuum, yes.

What did I say? Four hours into the flight, they turned around and land back at LAX. So they ended up spending eight hours in the flight. Because one person on the flight had a ticket for a different airline. For a united flight. And it wasn't a unit. And they realized they had an unauthorized person on the flight.

But at what point do they think it's better and cheaper to turn everyone back than just go to Tokyo and send that bastard back? Good procedure. I mean, you can do it. Damn, though, think of like all the misdeployments in Tokyo. I think of all the hotels on, like, you have to check in on your first stay at hotel. Your first night, otherwise you lose the thing.

How long is the flight? I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that.

I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never understand that. I never to deplane and they were all kept like in a room. Everyone was interviewed on the flight.

And then eventually they got on a different flight. I don't buy it. There must be something else going on. She surely wouldn't do that because someone's on the wrong plane. Right. It seems like a really weird decision. Interviewing other people on the plane. Oh, yeah. What's that about? And how do you get on the wrong flight?

Who is this person? And how do you get on the wrong flight? Who is this person? And how do you realize four hours in? Who's like, oh shit, I was just going to San Francisco. Where I'm not speaking English. That's possible. And if they didn't say something with the plane of just kept going, did they discover the wrong ticket? But it's that strict about that whole like when you're checking in there, always having

the right ticket. I think she wrote it. I wrote a great deal. I read about that. Some of the beat boot machines. Barely the beat boot machine just goes beat boot. That's all it does, and nobody pays attention. But I've seen the beat boot machine turn away people who are about to the other wrong flight.

Really? So there's gotta be something else going on there. You said that maybe the person doesn't speak English, on the pun airway is a Japanese-based airline. And I've been on an A&A flight before, and they normally do both Japanese and English announcements. Okay.

So maybe they didn't speak Japanese or English, but that is unfortunate. Four hours in, it's like you've been flying for a bit, you've watched the movie, you've probably eaten. Exactly. And it's not like people are gonna be a somebody had a medical emergency. It wasn't like that.

It was just somebody made a mistake and got into the plane to the plane. Let's go see everyone back. It's like they went up, head dinner, watch Gran Torino, and they came back called Gran Torino. It's a joy style. It's like imagine being woken up if you fell asleep, especially in business or something,

you're probably gonna be straight asleep on that flight. And then realizing that you go and straight back. How are you? When you land back in LA, it's like, oh, it's been eight hours. I guess we're here early. Oh, we're back in LA. Fuck. There must have been a lot of miserable we're here early. Oh, we're back in LA. Fuck.

That must have been a lot of miserable people in that fight. You got naming names. We have someone who has worked at Rissertjeeth who had a panic attack on a flight and made the flight turn around on the runway, on the tarmac and come back to the gate. Didn't take off. At least there wasn't, hadn't taken off.

Right. And that was a mortifying experience for that person because they were in the back galley and the crew put their jacket, I think, over their head and said just to walk out and don't look at anybody. Oh my God. That's it, because everyone was furious. And that was probably like maybe a 30 minute delay. But this wasn't even a medical anxiety thing.

This was just somebody was like, I don't know, I got on the wrong plane. Sorry, everybody. I mean, so they're saying. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying, so they're saying, right? The cost involved in rebooking everyone's travel, I assume putting them up that night back in LA. Wasted fuel for eight hours in the air. I know the insurance claims on like

missed hotel rooms and stuff must have been phenomenal compared to the cost of sending one person back. It really, there's nothing to be else. Why didn't they keep going to Tokyo land and then send that person back? If that is procedure, that's an insane procedure. Well, I think they just, they probably, I don't know, I'm total conjecture here. If they have that procedure in place, it's probably written for security reasons. And they don't have the ability to go, oh, well, in this case, this person's just a goofy idiot.

They should have just dropped them. They just dropped the A&A released a statement. During the flight, the cabin crew became aware that one of the passengers boarded the incorrect flight and notified the pilot. As part of the airline security procedure, the pilot in command decided to return to the originating airport where the passenger was disembarked.

And apparently, since they all disembarked at the same time, no one could identify who it was. I assume that's why they disembarked everyone that way. The person probably would have gotten jumped. He probably woke up the plane with everyone else like, I know, right? Wow, crazy. What a fucking idiot.

I will say that in aviation, anything that is an unforeseen circumstance is avoided. They did, so like anything that's an unknown, they don't take any chances with it, in aviation. They don't, you know. And when we were two, that's why it's so safe. Yeah, that's why it's so safe. Yeah, that's why it's so safe.

So chances are that person only noticed that they're on the wrong plane because they weren't supposed to be going to Tokyo. Or it's a few of going to Tokyo. She'll be like, time's still going there. Yeah. What if you were on a different flight?

Don't. That would have been the best thing ever. It's like, well, my flight to Tokyo was supposed to get in like two hours later, and I'm gonna have to wait for my ride. So can we go back? Run back. I would like to think that that person realized

right away that they were on the wrong flight, but it took them four hours to build up the courage to get traffic. I have to say, can we go back? I would say that stuff is fascinating. I really want to know all the details of that. It is like the ultimate example of someone who in traffic misses their turn and tries to make everyone else stop so they can make their turn.

Do you guys run into this? Every time I get in the car and Austin. All the time. Every single time. Two things in Austin, I hate. A, nobody misses a turn anymore. That is gone. Just miss it.

Figure it out. Just go around the block. That's it. You missed your turn. That's his expression. You missed your turn. That's it. Just miss it. Figure it out. Just go around the block. Right. You'll figure it out. You missed your turn. That's it. You missed your exit. Just figure it out.

Down the road. That's it. Literally loop around. Keep shit moving. The other thing is people in Austin, if you're headed towards a green light and you're behind someone, say, like one lane road going one direction. And there's a green light up ahead of you and you're following someone to the green light.

My inclination is the light is green. Let's make sure we make it. Everyone else in Austin apparently drives like, that light's green, I'm gonna start to break in case it turns red. I don't understand why people want to miss green lights. They just, they just like, they start to slow down well in advance.

I haven't noticed that as much as people just not using their fucking indicator ever in the city. I think that I just grew up driving in Texas. No one does that. I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah.

And also people don't understand how to turn on your headlights when it's raining outside here. Oh, right. Yeah. Please turn on your headlights if it's raining. If you have to use your windshield wipers, turn on your headlights. People will use your indicators to turn, I think,

but they will not use their indicators to change lanes. Oh, I don't see it ever for anything. It is frustrating when you're waiting to pull out of somewhere and someone's driving towards you and you want to pull out and then they take a right turn right into the right way. I literally every time I go like this. It's because of where we work. We all have to make left turns into heavy traffic.

So there's always somebody who just pulls all of it to the driveway, slows down and takes a right. It's like if you just signal. Are they slowing down? Are they slowing down? Yeah. Should I go? No, I'm going to go and then they're not going gonna slow down. Then they're slowing in like, fuck.

Assles. You know why? You know why? Changing your turn indicator is a bad idea in Austin. Because when you use your turn indicator to indicate you're changing lanes, people then speed up to block you. And it's just, you learn not to do that.

You just learn, there's a space and I'm going. Oh, I'm an aggressive driver, so I get in there. You just, right, you just indicator in and you go. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty speedy. You probably also don't break going into green lights. No, I drive pretty aggressively. How dare you, that's so dangerous. You could go through an intersection safely.

Well, it's like, it's the lightest green, like I'm talking to someone, it's like, I know, I'm 100 yards off, there's a green light. And someone start breaking like 70 yards out. It's like you're clearly, I think you're not gonna make this light, so you're starting to slow down now. But it's like, there's no, that's what a yellow light is for. A yellow light is to tell you, it's about term rate.

I want my tagging system to come into play at some point in the future. You're what system? Well, you can just tag another car that they did something shit. And if they get tagged so many times in a day, that engine turns like a social network. Yeah, everyone's just like to play, should be the front.

You could rate someone's driving. Some Patrick sent me a story the other day. I guess there's this town in New Jersey that wants to ban non-residents from driving in the town. They've figured out that we do that with parking in Austin. Google Maps and Ways diverts traffic into their town and their town just isn't equipped to handle it. So they're trying to pass this law where during peak rush hour times,

you have to have a special sticker that shows you live in that town to be able to drive in the town. That's insane. They might have money that's going to cost to keep up. If it's public streets, they can't deny people from driving on it. Yeah. Like you said, you talked about Austin and Parking, right? Parking is a different thing than driving.

It's Leonia, New Jersey. That's crazy. Yeah, they really wanted to take a trip there. They want to ban it, where it was it? Between 6 a.m. and 10 a.m. And then between 4 p.m. and 9 p.m. What they're doing is inviting a lot of people to go to this place no one's ever heard of now.

Well, you have to get like a local person. You have to meet a friend who lives there and just drive you around. On public streets, they have this thing where you need a residential past park on public streets. And I don't even like that. So you have to meet a friend who lives there. Yeah, and you just drive your own public streets. They have this thing we need a residential past park on public streets. And I don't even like that. So you have to have an address. So then cost it.

Just going to be constantly looking for people with these stickers. By neighborhood. Without the sticker. Without the sticker. Without the sticker. Without the sticker. Without the sticker. They have my neighborhood.

You haven't seen the residential parking pass? Why would I have seen it? I've seen it around several all over Austin. That's many plays. Why would you pay attention to any street sign ever? Why would you ever do that? Yeah, you're asking Gavin about street signs. Do you pay attention to street signs? Yes, Gavin, I do. All the players.

Do you pay attention to the plain signs when you are in the plane? When you park, let's say Meg drives you somewhere. Uh huh. And you guys are going out to dinner. That's the thing that you do occasionally. Sure. You go to dinner somewhere.

Don't you sometimes have to figure out where you're going to park? So when that part of it comes up, are you just like, I'm of no help to anybody here. If you just want to drop on your phone while Meg figures out whether or not she can park in a space. She's very capable of figuring out her own parking.

What do you think she needs me to help? You don't even participate, though, as I'm saying. You know, does the pilot need help when you're on a plane? Does he need help? There's two of them. There's a co-pilot. The other person sitting in the front, does he rely on the passengers? This is not what you're saying. No one Does he need help? Try to get out there. There's a co-pilot. Yeah? The other person sitting in the front,

they help. Zero line. Zero line in the passengers, to. This is not what you're saying. No one in the back seat's helping. The two people in the front seat. Is she your chauffeur? Why does she drive you around and you sit in the back seat

pretending not to listen to her? Well, you read the financial times. I don't think so. I'm just saying if you don't use the vehicle, you don't go look at the signs for it. But when you're parking and you're trying to figure stuff out, like when you're supposed to figure out, oh my god.

I understand where you're coming from, and I also understand where you're coming from. Really? It's not like a joint effort when you're out with somebody. What it is! There's a good point. Would you have to know if you're driving with someone you're dating and they just flat out refuse to be any help at all?

I understand it's a joint effort, and I agree with you both, but I think the fact that you guys are forgetting about is it's fucking Gavin She's very capable. You know when you see a helipad but you don't know when you can park in it Oh, do you not care because you have a helicopter? Well, if I'm in a helicopter, I probably figured that out after the my 80th trip in the fucking helicopter If you're in a helicopter, I bet you're looking like oh, I hope we can land there. Yeah. I hope that is a proper place for a helicopter life. This doesn't seem like a helicopter landing. I think we're gonna crash.

Guys, did you know the airplanes when they show up in airports, they park at gates, they don't just throw people out of the side of the plane out of the tarmac? When you're in the back of a plane, do you ever look and think, oh, I hope we're landing in an airport. Is this a place a plane can land? I hope there's not a no plane sign here.

I don't wonder if this one was a airport where they just backed the planes in as opposed to pulling in forward Wait that happens sometimes too. What do you know? If I ride a jet ski I'll be able to tell you that drive a cop It's so you went to bog if I think if I ride on a jet ski if I'm riding behind someone I'll figure out where to park jets all Will the person driving it who owns the jet ski friggin out because they probably popped at 700 times You've been a passenger to car eight billion times and you've never you've never looked at where to park a car or

Figure it out. What's the babe? Blastin woods doing your own thing Nobody else matters anyway What's so I think it sound like if I wasn't in the car, Meg would just be like, this is not what he's making it so long. It's a joint effort. It's helping. It's not a joint effort. It's like if she's looking for common courtesy.

You looking around being like, oh, there's a slot. Oh, it's a joint effort. Oh, it's a joint effort. You live with a navigation out. Sure. You live with Meg. So let's just say, I don't know what your situation is like. Let's just say it's your job to pay the electricity bill every month. That's your job. She doesn't do it at all.

And one day she turns on all the lights and you're like, well, that runs up. He likes to see the bill. She goes, you know, I mean, that's going to affect you, right? You're going to be like, Hey, you're in this with me turn off the fucking lights. She's like, I don't pay the bill. That's not my responsibility. Flip, flip, flip, flip. She is paid electricity bill in her life.

Hey, Gavin, when we go for bevs, I'll let you find parking for us. Can you film that? I'm just gonna drive, and you're gonna find parking. Please, go ahead. Oh, God. You don't even know that that's a thing. What's a thing? That, like, there's restrictions on where you can park and win.

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No, it's been a long time. Let me check. My computer is currently updating. It's been updating for like 10 minutes now. Does the champagne not help it update? It did warn me that the update would take a little while. No, after I spoke champagne on it, I couldn't the mouse didn't work anymore.

So I went to reboot and now it's updating. Windows sucks for updates. You're fucking wrong. Because now, it used to be like, oh, I'll do it later. I'm busy on these do it later. I need a quick restart. Now, sometimes when I go to restart my PC, it says update and restart or update and shut down. There's no option to not update and just restart. And also when this is when you're off one minute hurry. And then when you get those, it takes a long time, right? It takes forever.

It takes you, it takes half an hour of your life and I almost died. By the way, nice stuff is good. There are some problems that I know on my PC can be fixed by reboot in the office in a Chimano. And sometimes we're about to go on a Let's Play and I need to quickly restart my computer and it will spend 40 minutes up there. And that will destroy a video if we're about to go on a Let's Play and I need to quickly restart my computer and it will spend 40 minutes up there.

And that will destroy a video if we're trying to make one. That does start. It pisses me off. What's the problem that we'll be solved by rebooting? The El Gata doesn't show up. That's a bitch. Unfortunately for my job to record the Let's Play video. You do.

You definitely do. So you should do a thing where somebody goes through and just updates your computers every morning. Like any blanchard comes in, every morning you go to all your computers. I just restarted all your data. I got mocks for suggesting that we have someone in the other room who just does a text.

You can schedule it in the computer. You can schedule it to like every night at like 4 a.m. In theory, that's awesome. Yeah, and then tell it to like turn on. And then shut down. That way, if it has to do anything, it's done it. Why don't you get the cleaning crew to do it for you guys? They're here early.

We'll like to see someone to update, oh, the Xbox isn't PC. I get it because what'll happen is, if the boys are with their mom for a couple days in a row, like three or four days in a row, and they're coming over, I will turn on the Xbox and turn on their computer so that all their stuff updates. So they're not like sitting there watching it update.

Yeah, at home sometimes it's off when they're not there. If I haven't played on my gaming PC for a couple of days, I'll be sitting there and be like, I need to turn on that PC. Yeah. Just in case like I don't want to jump in, start playing Battlegrounds, they're like, why is my band with shitty?

Oh, it's downloading updates. Like I was like, I was just wanting to make sure it's at least on. So it downloads that shit, and then I can just jump on and play a game. Yeah. So I just have to turn on my computer every now and then. It's a bullshit. I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah. So I just have to turn on my computer every now and then. It's bullshit.

I'm with you. So I started following Chrissy Teague and after this most recent, okay, she had a lot of bad words. I'm gonna lie to you. I'm gonna lie to you. She's had some great tweets this year, I thought. Specifically, she's had some great video game related tweets.

She tweets a lot about the switch. She tweets a lot about the switch. Like was it, she had a tweet about Super Mario Odyssey. It was, I thought it was great. So I'm played it when I was young playing Mario I would have never imagined that one day Bowser would be stressed about his wedding, but here we are It's like this one great. She had some great ones about animal crossing also. I mean her tweets a lot about this whole plain fiasco We're hilarious. She wants to pathetic to the person too. She said I realized this person has to be mortified Yeah, what the fuck's going on here? Yeah, she didn't seem super upset about it.

She was more like, this is what's happening. It was like, this is my life now, yeah. Kind of dealing with it. In terms of like calamities that can happen in your life, not that bad, you know, spending. I don't know anything about her. She married to John Legend. I know nothing about this person.

Honestly, I see her mentioned constantly on social media and I see her tweets referenced in lists. What did she do? Who is she? I think she was a model. She is a model or was a model? I think it was. It probably still is for a lot of different brands, maybe. Let's see Chrissy Teigen.

Is it Chrissy or Chrissy? I think her name is Christine, but she goes by Chrissy. Okay. Okay, see? And sometimes people who are just, they get famous for being married or attached to a bigger celebrity. Yeah, she made her debut in the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in 2010

and appeared on the cover in 2014. She co-hosts, Lipsink battles, L Cool Jey on Spike TV, enjoying the lifestyle. Paddle Talk Show, Fab Life. She's very, I'm not taking shots here. I'm just literally, I think it's interesting now that someone can be very, very famous and I just wouldn't know what they're famous for, but I read their tweets all the time

because people retweet them. Yeah. So, I don't tend to follow people like that. I don't think I follow, we were talking about this, or I think I saw you post about it Gavin. You follow famous people on Twitter, but you only follow people you know on Instagram. Yeah, I mean, I follow famous people on Instagram, I you only follow people you know on Instagram. Yeah, I mean, I follow famous people on Instagram,

I just don't look at their stories. Look at their stories. Stories to me, I wanna see my friends doing stuff. I can't help it. But Twitter is like stories, though. I just, that's not very interesting. Because once you start playing one and just like rolls into the other ones.

Yeah, you just swipe past it. Oh. And then after a while, it just populates the first few people as the people you always check. So then, then people at the back. I really wish Instagram would update it. So like the people you follow, you could see them at the top of your like story if they watch it.

If they watch it, yeah. Yeah, I don't know why it doesn't have that feature. You know, they just Snapchat does. Added the thing where, uh, who was it that I just followed on there? It was an Instagram, it was Maddie Maddie or intern from Melbourne, right? She's a monster. Yeah, she's from somewhere. I think it's not But when I went to follow her like other people were liking her photo

I said oh Maddie's on here. I'll just follow her when I went to follow her the follow button instead said follow back So now that's an updated thing. Yeah, is that recent on Instagram? Yeah, tell it told me that she was following me And I was that's a recent thing. Not bragging. She recent? On Instagram? Yeah, it told me that she was following me, and I was, That's a recent thing. Not bragging her. She was following you. What a creep. What a creep.

Yeah. Go workers. You look at my Instagram. So the thing that I do that with, sticking is, It's exactly what that was. Trying to keep my PC alive. I know that,

It's not updating by the way. So my defense of the windows updating system cannot be in a state in sky factory You have to shack trees to make them grow see it shift a lot and we all are in what sky factory minecraft you make trees fuck no No, you know you shag the tree And what is that do that makes it grow? What do you plan a tree and then you go like? Next to it you just hammer and you go like, next to it, you just hammer. It's like, I'm gonna win this week.

It's a powerful thrust. But yeah, everyone refuses to tell us sticky keys. So the Shagon Tree is like, are you enjoying Minecraft again? Because of Skyfactor? Oh, totally. It's amazing. It's incredible.

I'm a realm. I don't know what that is. It's the online service that's native to, and apparently Minecraft now on Xbox One is like split into two versions. It's like a newer version that's, the crafting's all different. I haven't gone in there,

but it's now when you blow it up. That sounds like sky factory. Sky factory just seems like a bunch of mods. It's a mod. It's a mod. When you use it. It's only available on PC. Yeah, I think so.

Okay. So you guys play that on PC. Yeah. It's so good. I'm just, Jeff and his chickens are all I think so. Okay, so you guys play that on PC. Yeah, it's so good. I'm just, Jeff and his chickens are all I care about. How do you even know about Jeff's chickens? I totally osmosis because I hate to break this to you. I don't watch a lot of Minecraft, let's place.

Are you shin' me? Sorry. You're the only reason I make them. Sorry, I'm sorry. I watch every single one. Sorry, I'll make it totally. Do you really? And I'll be. GDID, you had found out like this.

But it seemed like I pick up so much stuff for you Osmosis in the community. And one thing I picked up is Jeff in the chickens. And I made him show me his chickens. I went in the office and they show me all his chickens. I picked it up because I was in there once when they were filming and I saw a farmer Jeff meltdown. Oh yeah.

Did somebody kill the chicken? I think he couldn't find his chickens. Yeah, sometimes a creepy pill will walk in there I just love the people who make the like best of a cheema hunter like the highlight videos because I can feel like I catch up on all the content and all the funny Joe's without having them watch all your guys stuff You got to get out of the Southmore. That girl looks like the cutest thing in the world. I want Jack to say that now. What about you, that duck?

You're a geese. Did you see this mind? She is. It's a field of geese. You used to work in Minnesota, and you would always complain about how aggressive and overpopulating geese were, and they would just sit there, honk honk honk. She's cute. She's cute.

And there's the whole field of them sitting there, and they're all just hung on, on, on, on, on, on, and then the camera, some guy recorded, he pans over to his daughter, and she's three, and she goes, look at all these chickens. I can't even do it as soon as she does it. And it's just like, I really want his voice. I really want his voice.

The other day, I saw, for the first time in a long time, I saw, go, blah. I remember. What? That reminds me of my favorite video of all time from the internet is the grape stomping lady. I talk about this every year on the podcast. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I can't breathe. I can't breathe. How was she cheese? She tried to stomp some more grapes after the time I've been called, and then that's when she. She tripped. Yeah, Gus, we've talked about this for Gus. I think it's total justice.

Yeah. All right, I'm gonna play Gus. We've talked about this for Gus. Think it's total justice. Yeah, all right I'm gonna play this are they do you guys have it? No, so this will be this will be like loud in the in the mic. Sorry Well, this is a 31 second version of this so it's not a virus I don't wait it's a set up showing the girl, but it's not her long vine It's not I must It's a long vine. It's not, I must have come to the actual Vinicius video. Wait for it. Wait for it.

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Or just a button like a, Refresh would work. That would work. Refresh would work. But I get why you don't do it. I feel like this situation is where refresh is more annoying than waiting for. Well, because then you're also gonna show it to someone

and they're gonna, you want them to have a better experience than you had. When you're watching a video as it loads, a gift I should say, as it loads, sometimes you kind of see it in little bits and pieces and they have to watch the full. Yeah, no one I was to live in, sometimes they have a second MP4,

it'll interpret it like a quick time and you can hit like play and pause and rewind. Yeah, but sometimes you can just hold down on it and pause it, you still have to wait for it to go. That moment of like, uh, uh, uh, but there's a risk in refreshing it because sometimes it'll take forever to load and then it's like forget it. And then it's already ruined by the time you reloads. Yeah. And moment. Have you seen the disaster artist yet? Uh, no, Ashley saw it. She went to, uh, I think she went out with Eric. They

went to the premiere for it. They went to watching movies without you. I'm listening. It's ever since Eric at the nose, like they get all these now awesome press passes to go to premieres for movies and stuff. Well, he always had that. He always had that. But now that he works at the nose,

the nose gets it as well. Isn't that why we went to... Hobbit? Because of Eric. Yeah, yeah. Eric is the reason why Elijah Wood isn't red versus blue. Yeah. I mean, if I had to mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, You're eventually getting everyone you know to work for this company. Dude Eric Vesby was an easy one. Once he became available, we would love to work with you. Yeah, for sure. So.

Super nice guy. Yeah, and his, like the, Blaine is super happy because he got to go interview Ryan Johnson. Yeah, that's really cool. The weekend before. It was, we were gonna hire a crew out in LA and I said, if we don't send Blaine to this, he's gonna fucking lose his shit.

Which would be funny, but I still feel guilty about that screening that we held. He's gonna send him and then- He's gonna send him and then- He's gonna send him and then- He's gonna send him and then- He's gonna send him and then- He's gonna send him and then-

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Also, I think Blaine would still be down to do it because he knows it'll be good content, even if it was a prank. And if there's a 4% chance that he'll actually meet Ryan Johnson, he would definitely be there. He would do it, yeah. Yeah. Blaine's a good bloke.

He's in Australia right now, according to his Instagram story. He always doubts his performances on the podcast. I think he's great on the podcast. He's in Australia right now, according to his Instagram story. He always doubts his performances on the podcast. I think he's great on the podcast. He's hilarious. He does everything. Yeah. It shows humility.

There are some things that we do though, where as soon as we're done, I'm like, okay, that wasn't good. But then it turns out fine and it was good. And I think probably the one I think about the most like that where I'm like, yeah, that could have been way better. You typically on the spots like that,

you walk away from on the spot, you're like, that was, was that all funny? But he gets so many great compliments about being on the spot but we have to year on it. We did an episode recently about on the spot after taking eight weeks of improv. And it was like the first time where we finished the show and I was like, that was really good.

I felt good about that. Talk about that. In prof. The classes. Yeah. Talk more about it. Okay. You don't have to yell at me. We did eight weeks of improv at 12 of us at the company.

What? I don't know what's going on. You were very aggressive and like, talk about that. Yeah, because there's something many people know about. No, we don't talk about it publicly a lot. We tweeted about it after it was over, but it was 12 of us at the company. Various people from different departments. We took eight weeks of improv with a teacher here

who does improv at Coltown, which is like one of the big improv places in Austin. And before going into it, I thought I was gonna fucking hate it because improv makes me very anxious, doing on the spot makes me very anxious. And I really thought that we were all gonna hate it and it was gonna be embarrassing and awkward. But it ended up being like the most fun thing I've done in a long time.

Yeah, I thought you were not here when we did this previously. I was not. Okay. We did it at the Ralph Oblinato studio. But they weren't there. Yeah, there weren't very many of us. I think they were only like eight or ten of us who did that. Yeah, it was a year or so. That was a year or so. That was a year or a time. Yeah, it was, I think the thing that made it work was that it was people who don't often interact with each other. So everyone was kind of like learning about each other, but I'll do it too. You're improving your interaction.

I'm a little disappointed that John Riceier did not take the class. He should have. He should have. He could have definitely benefited. We learned a lot from... He runs an improv show. Yeah, he literally is the only person who runs an improv show at this company.

Although, I guess technically, MDB is one half improv. Because we sit down, there's structure, it's a game. It's almost like, I try to describe MDB, $1 million, but as basically one game that you would play on the spot, but we built a whole show run that one game. So, I was hoping we could come up with some ideas for other shows that are basically just a game, but one that's big enough to make a whole show. DB improv.

Well, we sit down and you say round table, like you get me a prompt. Yeah, I'll give you a million dollars, but a snail follows you for the rest of your life. Then you come up with, yeah, right. You're building scenarios of us adding to that. And you're, yeah, taking what other people are saying and building on that. It's almost the ultimate, like yes, and, right? It is. And I're taking what other people are saying and building on that. It's almost the ultimate yes and, right? It is.

And I think honestly, it's not just on the spot that I feel like I've benefited from the improv. It's everything. It's podcasts, it's hosting a show, it's doing live action. Like you learn to just be more comfortable in conversation. I think the biggest thing that I took away when we did improv classes all this years ago

was don't worry about what you don't know. Yeah. Just lean into what you do know and go with that. Yeah. Which I thought was the big things before that. I would always worry like, oh, what about this or what about that? Like I'd let my own brain go on all these different directions.

It also helps you, like especially in love plays or things that have a lot of people in them. It helps you balance conversation between the amount of people that you have there, and also not to shut down people's jokes, or people's ideas, which I think a lot of people do unintentionally, and you don't realize you're doing that until you take an improv class.

Very eye-opening, I loved it, I wanna do it more. After we did the, I think we did six weeks of improv at some of the Ralph Oblinator, all those years ago, it was part, because we were doing my rationale at the time was, let's hold these classes for people because we're doing more live action acting. And Ralph Oblinator is really kind of where we really hit our stride doing that. We'd done some stuff at Congress, but anyway, after we did the first round of classes for improv, and it was six weeks, it was like, everybody seemed to have liked it

and it was great and I said, all right, the next thing we're gonna do is we're all gonna take a stand-up comedy course and then at the end of it, we're all gonna do five minutes of stand-up at an open mic. There were literally people in the company said, if you make me do this, I will quit. I will quit today.

What? Stand-up is different. It is. I don't think I couldn't do stand-up. I don't think I could do stand-up. You did some stand-up. What? You were don't think I couldn't do stand up. I don't think I could do stand up. You did some stand up. What? You were doing jokes that they meet in the other day.

The company all had. Yeah, you called that stand up. Yeah, you threw in some jokes. I liked it. It's also like a friendly audience though. It's like people know you and work with you as opposed to a real potentially drug strikers. I made some Jewish jokes.

I made some jokes about how I'm terribly inappropriate. And I was trying, because there's a lot of new people who work at the company now. So I was trying to introduce myself and talk about what I do at the company in addition to being on camera and doing community management and all that stuff.

So I think I said something like, you may know me as the voice of yang, or if you watch the podcast, you're always open, the girl who has the really embarrassing cleafing story. And it's like an official official. Official clip. All hands. End of year all hands was like,

drops and shit on the screen. Get up there and talk about my queen thing. Because you didn't know about the CEO of a full screen wasn't back. Yeah, I thought it was quite important. It was like, oh yeah, this is where we work. Yeah. And then there was that graph that showed how many purple checos we drank and also the

the level of the total. 20,000. It's a lot. And that's my percent of puns that I've increased. I've never had a top of Chica. I need to roll with stuff a little bit better because I saw that slide and they

showed up and they were laughing. Like, oh, look, we're going to have the slide and they'll hand me even all the top butchicos that we drank over the course of a year. And I saw a slide I go, really, that seems pretty wasteful with all these bottles. Can we just do a different water service? And it was like, current, it's fucking joke.

In my head immediately, I was like dividing like number of employees, couple of people, how many per person, and then I was like trying to figure out how many per person per week. Was that fake stat? No, it was a real stat. I do have that awful quality that I think

boyfriends are stereotypically have, where I try to solve problems, and I instantly go into problem solving mode. I have tried to learn over the years not to do that, but I instantly fall into problem solving mode. Yeah, where it's like you wanna fix the problem, but the other person is just off to some sympathy. Right, or they just wanna vent?

They just wanna vent. They just wanna talk. That's a real sticking point for me. I can't not try to solve a problem. If I hear someone having a problem, it's like, okay, let's figure out how we're gonna fix this. Here's what you do. Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry. solve a problem. You know, I hear someone having a problem. It's like, okay, let's figure out how we're gonna fix this. Here's what you do. Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry.

What a bitch. Man, that guy's an asshole. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that sucks. Man, it sucks that there's no parking. You probably do that anyway. I will say that we have an employee here that he hasn't been on the podcast yet,

but it's David Eddings ahead of our publishing at the Rishi Games. And previously, he's worked at many places and I think the thing that he has gained the most notoriety for is that he's the voice of clap trap and he now works at Rishi Games. And he, but I love, he got up at a meeting and he gave the best intro for himself ever,

which he said, hey, my name's David Eddings, you might know me from this, you might know me from that. The rest of you know me from swiping left. And I just thought it was such a fun fucking joke. And I was like in the middle of a meeting when he does this, and I was like, listening, uh-huh, and then I go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, like this like guttural snort laugh. That is joke. That's a good one though.

Yeah, it's really good. Oh, my bike. Should we shut up, monstertun? Yeah, we should. Yeah. Let me read the stuff thing here. We want to remind everyone that all the claims my car is based on clap trap.

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Oh, I was just thinking about stuff that humans continue to do and I was like, where did this originate? Like, wedding rings. Everyone knows that a ring on that finger is like, you know, they're taken. Well, when did that start? And it's a specific thing to do. What culture is that from?

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I'll give you that. But I think there are exceptions. Yeah, it's something you like, you can't figure out how it started. Like, it's just, it's just lost a time. Yeah, like it was before history was accurate. Like Amazon.com, just keep, this already knows. Longest tradition.

Who knows where it came from. I make you surprise how far back, how little you have to go back before you just, you run out of information. Like, nobody wrote this down. And it's like, yeah, you know, this guy might have died in this location, we don't know, you know, just whatever, this famous king.

When the date of birth on Wikipedia is just a range. Yeah. Or it's like even people have that caught the thing, like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. But sliced bread wasn't invented that long ago, right? It's like, sliced bread was invented in 1928. That's why it's so great. It's like this thing you think that has been around forever.

Oh, so, there are a lot of things. You go to the world's fair with me. The next world's fair? Do they still have loose? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They don't have this frequently anymore. And I looked up the other day.

Let's go. There was one this year we thought about going to for the vlog, but I would love to go to the world's fair. World's fair. It's like where everything gets introduced 50 years ago. It stopped though. It used to be the place where it's like, oh my God 50 years ago. It stopped though. It used to be the place where it's like, oh my God, they debuted the first course.

Is that the most like- Of course, the courage at the- Right. Yeah. I would love to see guests at the Renaissance fair. No. No, it's for me to get time. I think you would enjoy it, actually.

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Cause the world's weird, it's like, this is kind of a different thing. I don't even know why they have it anymore. I was super fascinated to go to the last ever Ringling Brother show ever. Like that's been around for a hundred and you know where you're gonna go Where are you gonna go to watch an elephant get abused from now on? I'm gonna listen to me listen to me. Where can you give someone money so they can jab an elephant with a rusty hook like any

Any zoo It wasn't it wasn't the animal cruelty stuff which I'm not gonna make any excuses for the Ringling Brother circus for that But it wasn't that the bottom down, what bottom down was the fact that Cirque du Soleil caused this whole revolution in smaller circuses that people were way more interested in. Cirque du Soleil doesn't have a lot of animals, is it? Mm.

No, Cirque du Soleil has none. Just trampoline people. People are better. People are animals. People animals. Yeah, that's what, yeah, I'm saying it wasn't the animals that brought them down. Gavin, it was the better performance that people would go to and they enjoyed it more.

I was just trying to... That's empty. You want another one? Yeah, we got way more over here. I'm a drink champagne. Why not? Actually, it's the champagne drinker. I can't wait to drink all the champagne at your house.

Dude, there's no effort in a passing account. So we are... No, you're like, you're coming over for a reach across my mic and you're mic to get it. No, I came over last night for years. I came over last night for New Year's. It all depends on who comes. The trifecta is if we get Ashley, Barbara, and Bethany in the same room, it's like a champagne

armageddon. It's just that's like, part of the literature. Oh my gosh, it's just like, it's just, I threw away so many bottles of champagne last year. I knew yours day. You said that you only invited people who you didn't want to come. That's not what I said at all. Not at all.

Not at all what I said. If I go, could I take my dog? Sure. I mean, people can bring their kids if they want to. I said that. You made me feel bad for RSVPing, yes, because you're like're like I'm gonna invite people who I don't think I'm gonna come no What I did damn it explain this you get what he said I'm explain this you again So I'm having a new years part had last night had a new years party

And one of the things I did was I invited all the people who get upset if you don't invite them to something even if you Know they can't go and there are people who are out of town. Okay, and other people Becca's one of them Becca's one of the Becca always talks about how she's very upset that nobody invites her to stuff. I never see Becca as shit, because nobody invites her to just what she'll say. But I invite it. But she says she wants the invicer,

she can turn it down. She wants the invicer to turn it down. All of these people so far, 100%, none of them have even bothered to turn it down in RSVP now. And it says, I did this little service. Why did pay like a buck 50? I didn't, if you invited me, I didn't get it, by the way. Didn't I?

Why your name and stuff is on the list? I didn't get it, maybe there's a typo, just you might want a refund for the real buck, that's all. So the, but yeah, it says like, it made it opened it. Yes. I wasn't informed that you would know if I opened it. I feel, yeah, you should.

I feel wrong. But you responded instantly, so. I did, and I said I'll be there. So people use that in email. There's like tracking bits you can use in email. You can tell if someone's opened it or not. That's filled. Oh, like sales emails and like, whole.

You know what usually is, they load like a pixel. Right. A pixel size JPEG. It's somewhere in the email. And it's that, you're servicies of the access to pixelPEG. It's somewhere in the pixel. And it's your services if they access the pixel. You can block that stuff though. You can block it. You know, somebody in your office does that.

Eric, backup. No, Sophie? Yeah, Sophie doesn't. She tracks emails. Sophie has a little pixel. She does something. She goes, they haven't opened my email yet. And I, because after I actually got to go to early Star Wars,

I said, hey Sophie, your PR. You still like figure out how to get us to give two tickets to the Star Wars premiere in LA. She's like, what? And I go, yeah, just figure it out. And she's like, okay, I'll give a shot. She had like the Disney PR person's name. And she messaged me, there was a Star Wars PR person.

And I was like asking her for updates. She's like, they haven't opened my email yet. I'm like, yeah, that's right. It's about the level we're at. You're not going to open the email. But these jerks, they have opened the email and done nothing with it. Like, I can't fall Patrick. Patrick is one of the people on the list, but Patrick just has an open.

I'm sure you'll see. I have an open. No, you have an open. That'd be true. Why email, right? Why haven't you opened it, Patrick? Because I'm not going to open it until I know the answer. an opening. No, you have an opening. That's a trick. Why email right? Why haven't you opened it, Patrick? Because I'm not going to open it until I know the answer. He's not going to open it until he has the answer. You know, he's a smart man. I would, I would have gone with because I haven't been checking my

working email, but if you want to say that you're playing this weird game, so there's usually a lot of like people like to have nearest parties. You're having a New Year's party. You're sure people like New Year's party. Would you rather... Oh, Kristen Merrick is updated that he will be attending. If you're having a New Year's party, where do you rather people show up at the beginning and leave early or show up late and stay until New Year's? We need to leave early.

Because if someone, let's say someone was invited to two parties and they wanted to be... Oh, it matters if you're there at New Year's. That's all it matters. Okay, so you rather than come up with it. You don't want to be in a party where everyone leaves at 11, you know. Not everybody, but I'm saying like a few. I did that, I think in 2015,

I went to three New Year's parties. Yeah, which I asked you guys before I said, I was gonna get to yours. Throw it get together. Are you guys doing anything else? You're like, no, so. I'm committed. You're committed.

I'll be there the whole time. All right, as long as the cup of mug is clean and ready to go It's by the way 29 degrees that day so so we're gonna be going on your roof. We will not be going on my roof You know fire up there. Yeah, but it's not doesn't keep you warm doesn't keep you too warm Well good I I will look forward to staying indoors and drinking shit loads of champagne. I will bring champagne I like how we're talking about you part of you in the future tense. I brought it last day. I had a great time. I kissed someone. I don't remember who it was. Gavin. Do you remember who it was? Oh, I thought you were saying it was me. No, I don't think that happened. You get a little saucy in the

years. Yuck. The uh... Look at Barberstock, I think she's chickened personally. Did you really? You called me Yuck. I'm only kidding. You've done that to Gus like a thousand times. She said the last thing in the world she ever wanted to do was sit on my lap. She said that this podcast? I was like before the podcast started, right? Why would I have a conversation? Now you should do it just to say that you would you really hate that? Sit on Gus's lap. It was's last thing in the world live octopus I feel like I would crush Gus. Oh is that why I'm in half He's like six feet tall. It does I

Don't think it matters how tall you are. I've sat on Jack slap you. I said I'm gonna go. Yeah All right, oh so also I did a thing your fan takes ready. I left the guest list public on this thing I like that I like oh this is beautiful by the way because I also I didn't want to deal with like Happy New Year Barbara that was great. I recommend it. No, no offers gone. But are you up next? You want to sit on my lap? No, you want to stop? No, no, offer's gone. Bernie, you up next. You want to sit on my lap? No, you want to sit on Gus.

No. Gus and I have gotten too close to you. Kevin's just going around saying on everyone's lap wasn't it? Is everyone, everyone, everyone in the crew, come on out. I am here. I like when people make guestless public because then you know who not to talk about the party too.

Oh, is that what it is? Well, just like that. Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I know a lot of people who are very upset to not be invited to a party. Well, tell me who would all invite them. What? Tell me who would all invite them them. What? Tell me who and I'll invite them.

Somebody upset? Here you go. Tell you often. Really? Well, I may be. I think that. Maybe you did invite them and maybe they were there last night.

I mean, I have people on the list that I know can't come because we're in town. Or maybe they didn't get the email. That's true. Yeah, guess what's your story? I don't get it. Here, I'm gonna send it again. I send it to your address.

Do you want me to, do you want me RSVV for you right now? No, I want to see this email. I want to open this email. I want you to see that I opened it. You did have two conflicting times in that email though. I did not. Yeah, so the invitation says nine. Yes.

But on the event thing, it says 830. Oh, I'll do nine. I'll do nine. I like it when we did not. We did not. I was coming on time to think so I'm gonna show. No, no, I was saying nine. I'll do nine. I'm not gonna deny it. I'm gonna deny it. I'm gonna deny it. I was coming on time to think.

So I'm gonna show that. No, no, I was saying that in a mortified way. I did not. Because we did change times a couple times. And I also realized that the invitation is a digital invitation that I had to go through and modify. It should just, once you put a time in, it should modify the text of the invitation. So I think it sent like a Google calendar automatic thing to me.

Get the fuck out of here. And I think it did. God damn. I'll let people plan parties these days. I know right. Tell me about it. Request RRCP's message gets. You don't go the moment of parties. How do we get to send you another message?

I do like within the first 15 minutes, usually at the party. Yeah. I like to make the most of the time I have there. I feel like you gotta wait at least an hour. I like going right at the beginning. For you knows, is this something that's in the first person to show up? No, you're your second person.

You're always the first person who would show up before you join Swiss Jordan swears. You know, right nailed it He shows he'll show up early for a party. That's too much. It's crazy It's because what do you I would like for I feel like if the pot he says it starts at 8.30 You're not ready at 8.30 You don't want anyone to be there at you got to be ready at 8.30. That's the time you put out there You want to be ready like you want people to show up at like, eight, forty, forty.

You should like washing dishes and like, things like that. You're still like, still light and kind. I like, I like, I help. Taking shit under the couch, like that. I, I come and I help. The barbers, you jump. Barbers, you can jump.

I, I, I help cut cheese. I'm also, I'm not trying to press Barbara at this point. I mean, that should sail. I mean, that should go. That's like, it's, it's like, it's like, I'm here. I'm pretty sure you hired Barbara just because she chopped up some pepas once. That's probably a good call. It was very influential in my relationship with Barbara.

So why'd you hire me? God, I just wait so fed every day. You were in my parking. Universal traditions, that's mine. Black holes and then wake up every morning going, why? What was the thinking? Oh, Johnny, how do I reset this to Gus? It's your service.

Do you, I'm sure it is. Do you, Gus, when you use the word, the word all right, Bernie, or the words all right, how do you spell that? Oh, all right, okay. So you could do, you could do, like what do you think of the champagne? It's all right. How do you spell that? I would do

ALRIGHD. Yeah, but I know the word proper. I think I might it's all right. Al R I G H T. No, yeah. All right. With just one word and one L to me is like, what do you say? All right, let's go there. That's where I do what. What about that? That is right. That it's all right. Right. That's ALLRIGHT spaces. What if you saw someone new like, all right?

That's ALRIGHT. You know what's weird about that though, when you call something all right, like you're like, it's all right, which means it's okay, but all right means it's, like all of it is right. Right. Which means it's perfect.

Correct. I feel like it's. That's great. Like I've been watching watching I was watching a TV show the other day and had the subtitles on and These people kept saying all right all right and it kept using ALL space alright ht and in my head I was like no it should be well I think that's actually the proper spelling what about I you're right I looked it up and that is the proper usage and ALRGHG is considered improper, but it's accepted. I think it's slang I use it as a slang like when people say it in conversation. What we need is kind of like gunna gunna I'm gonna do it to put an apostrophe off to the L

I and then it'll be grammatically correct, but there's so much in language. It's such a pain in the S2 Like we say something's all right. You say it's like that means it's okay Yeah, but it's also saying hey everything's fine. Don't worry about it. say it's like, that means it's okay. Yeah, but it's also saying, hey, everything's fine, don't worry about it, like, it's alright. Well, the same with words like, awesome. Or like, pretty good. Like, oh, the champagne, the champagne's pretty good. Or I can say, champagne's pretty good. It's just like, it can mean either it's very good

or it, it's kind of good. Pretty good. Yeah, which is not quite good. Which is like, texting sucks. Oh, texting's the worst. Texting, yeah. Fucking worst. I'm never having another argument

as long as I live on text. All of the misery. So dumb with it. All of the misery. Texting is fucking worst. I'm never having another argument as long as I live over text. All of the misery. So dumb with it. All of the misery in your life comes from texting. It is, it is. I'm texting you off-pocking. I literally, I probably, I don't have personal conversations with any of you people,

I don't think, but there are people that I literally tell in text. I'm not gonna talk to you about this in text. This is a personal conversation we need to talk and voice over. But yours are very bad at texting. By the way, Barbara and I are great textures. We have a lot of fun texting each other.

You two are no fun to text. Really quite that. Am I about to shut you down? Please, go on, why am I about to text? Because I'm ready for this one. Barbara is more enjoyable. Barbara is more enjoyable to text than you are Gus, and I'm gonna stick by that.

We need some information to explain. Gus is shit. Let me show you something here, Gary. That's a great textur. I mean, great textur. This is me, Techie O'Bourney. Yeah. You would think I would get a reply, right?

Lots of you, that's like 5, 6, 7, 8. To be aware, 10 messages in a row without reply. Full information. Over the course. He made me aware of a situation that I had to deal with over the course of 12 days 10 text over 12 days no response is it true? Yeah, I'm a bad texture guys Bad texture bad Text I can't live with you being a better friend than I said you're not fun. You also didn't reply to my email

Did it maybe go into your junk? I checked Don't have it He finally replied He finally replied when I saw he had a ball of liquor so I gave him a drink recipe for that ball of liquor And that's when you finally reply you're so thoughtful as a friend. Yeah, I'm a bad texture How can we never text me, Gus? When did I last text Barbara, let me look. I normally, I slack you sometimes.

You do. You do. You do about the real estate thing that you message me. You did message, you, congratulations. You replied to a text. I can do a text, you're quitting. Blue, blue, blue, blue. Look at it, it never stops.

It's like, what, and every seven minutes. No, it's not. Look, picture of my whiskey. Why are you taking picture of my whiskey? All right, the blue blue. And I thanks, boo. I thought I said you replied, that's what you're finally replied.

Great, great. All right, and listen. Listen. Listen, then I said the thing to you, this is when you started a conversation with Gus, and he says, oh yeah, I might do that. By the way, you have this huge crisis in your life, you should be aware of.

I want to go deal with the crisis. And then over the course of 12 days, I kept texting you and you didn't reply. You didn't say thanks for the crisis. No! What? Where? It's all one thing.

Did you send me other stuff that I didn't get? 2018, the last six I have had. When you was the timestamp for where the crisis begins. Have you checked your junk? And before that. Oh, before that. Well, I can't be there. There's no, I can't be responsible for what it used to be.

But it's not that you're bad at applying. You're just bad at conveying information of a text. No, I'm fine. No. You sent me a bunch of stupid stuff. You sent me an ice tray with Tesla shaped ice. I don't want to respond to that because you're awful. Then you sent me some stuff from the podcast.

Right. You sent me a picture for JD as a kid and I put a little heart on. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I apologize to Patrick earlier today for not texting him back quickly on something. I'm a great textor, he says. Listen, Patrick's an angel. We can't drop Patrick down to our level.

He brought himself into it. He sent me a message. I feel like with Texan Gavin, he's never excited about what I'm texting him about. I said you something. Example? I said you something crazy today. And I laughed.

I know. I'm back. Yeah. I don't know. I always feel like you're never excited when I text you. Like, today we're going to get buzzed after the podcast. And I was like, hey, you still damn for buzz and you go, eat.

Like, not like, yes. I was like, it was three. It was three. It was three, like three ee. How many ees were on the ee? Oh, how many ees were there? That is important. Look how many ees were on it? If it's ee, like, why ee, then I'm like, yeah,

he's an asshole. If there's multiple ees, then he's okay. How many multiple ees would qualify as? Any more than one. Yeah, any more than one. There are three. I'm now gonna forward this to you. Do you like how he's that color?

I do feel like I should fix the thing. It's nine o'clock, not eight thirty. So the thing I sent to Gavin earlier was if you buy an iMac Pro and you forget to add a space-grade trackpad to it, there's no way to add that trackpad later or buy one. You have to buy a whole new iMac Pro. I assume the same thing is the same

for the black lightning cable. Listen, intervention, give up on this company. Just give up on them. Give up on Apple. How's your iPhone? Should be done. Should be done. You're a blue person?

Listen, if you give up on iPhone, I know. I know, because I send you all those messages and then I get them. I'll do it. I'm ready to go. I'm like, I'm like in the doorway of the plane. I'm ready to jump. I'm ready to go.

But do you have a ticket for that plane? Do you like the sheet? That's cool. You want to go. You want to go mansion? Where do you want to go? And I'm like, fuck it, just pick one. Let's go.

You're the one who's always switching. I will go. I'm so happy with my PC. It just you watched it update. What phone would you get if you switched away from it? Paceful, but good. Can you use your phone? Or I get a razor phone?

Is the other thing worth pretty fucking doing? Yeah, Samsung Galaxy S8 or whatever. Nah, I get the picture. A razor, are we in like 2004 again? No, no, no motor roller rate. Raider like the Not like not like a flip I didn't realize they raise the way then E razor with an e Where's my vessel

Didn't come again, another Christmas What the third Christmas I think it's the third or fourth here. Are they still promising to even make it or is that gone? Yeah, they give you updates every now and then. I think they just sat there waiting for the technology to exist. Yeah, probably. Probably. There's a whole new marital oyster oven.

Have you seen this thing on tape about the June intelligent oven? No. It takes pictures of your feet, you put food in it and it has a camera in it and it goes, those are cookies and it says, here's how long you should cook these for. And then, like if you cook bacon in it, it gives you or whatever you cook.

It records a time lapse of your food cooking and then sends it to you. How does it send it to you? Who knows? Can you like have it auto posted to like Twitter or Instagram and have just like an Instagram account of what you have cooked in your Toaster oven? All I know is to go, that's really cool, that's awesome.

Let me look at that, oh it's $1,500 for Toaster oven. Aw, nope, just go pro in an oven. I agree. Yeah, just, yeah, maybe cheaper, right? Yeah, it's like, it would only want once, but, just from places. I mean, but you never used that feature after you did it one time.

So, but that was to throw in, I think I paid $25 for it. How many of those could I buy? For fucking $1500. I'm gonna have a toaster oven. I have a toaster and I have an oven. Yeah, I have a toaster. So a toaster oven is like a teeny oven. It's a mini oven.

I have one in the bus. I will take like a little toaster. Then you'll have like a fireplace in there or something? Yeah. We can cook food in the fireplace. Oh, I can put like a pot of. Then you'll have like a fireplace in there or something? Yeah. What do you think? I put it in a cook food in the fireplace. I think I'm on the range. Fireplace pizza. Oh, that's okay.

Yeah, you can make one of those. One of those clay, like a pizza stone. Yeah. My dream used to be to get night vision goggles. I think I've switched now and I'd like to get one of those. I saw an outdoor pizza oven. That seems like ultimate cool thing. Why don't you wanna go to that, Boopalina?

Tissin' that's a little pizza in my heart. I guess it would be cool to have a dedicated pizza oven in my house, it just seems like I'm not gonna dedicate the square footage to that. Is it Boopalina? Yeah, have you seen the one at Boopalina? I thought it was Buffalina. It looks like, it's really cool.

What about by Felicia? I want a little pizza place up on Burnett. That's the second location. I've never been to that one. There's a new piece of place up on Burnett. That's the second location. I've never been to that one. There's another one. Is that the Felina? Oh, okay. Yeah, that guy, I went there.

Yeah, that's the kid. That's the piece. Yeah, they have like these, the name, they name the ovens. They give them names. Like Charlotte? Like yeah. Like there's this Gino, you know, Dave. Wow.

And probably not Dave, but okay. I feel like. I met the owner of the place was saying hello to people in line and introducing him to the restaurant and everything. Okay, I'll come back here because this guy's an entrepreneur and he's like, bustin' his fuckin' ass.

It's like that, people don't realize how much of people appreciate that. The owner is there, the manager is greeting people and bringing him in. On the subjects of cameras and toast ovens, my, because I have one of those ring doorbells. Mine started sending me alerts for like stuff in the name. Give a ring doorbell.

That's too much. I know what you mean. I have a shit. They were once the sponsor of this podcast, so I know all about them. Hey. Where the? Where the?

Oh shit. Where the? Either way, I got an alert. I don't know, it's just starting to be shit from the neighborhood, right? Anything within like five miles, I guess, is like people can share their doorbell footage. It was like, what?

What? Yeah, and it was like four miles away. I was like, I'll watch this clip. It was a guy walking up to someone's front door, spitting, like, just causing a lot of shit down, and then taking a hit from a crack pipe, and then walking off. Oh my god, look at that. Into the doorbell thing. Just like, buy gawzing, a lot of shit down, and then taking a hit from a crack pipe, and then walking off. Oh my god, look at that!

Into the doorbell of things. Just like, buy the front door, just like, that's where I'm gonna take a hit of crack. That's great! As you do? What a great feature. Yeah. Also, tons of people in Austin

being nickin' packages off-dourst. Oh, really? That's a bummer, yeah. And you don't know what you're gonna get, because you can subscribe to like... Did you see that video? Shampoo. Of the guy who, there's a bummer, yeah. And you don't know what you're gonna get because you can subscribe to like... Did you see that video? Shampoo. Of the guy who, there's a person who kept having packages stolen from his door and he put this package

that would spring when someone would touch it. And when the spring was like a shotgun shell, wasn't it? Oh, I think those, yeah. Yeah, it was like a black. I made like a sound like, pff. I think it was a blank from that. But I thought it just like sprung. I think it was just gunpowder in a shell. So it's like, pff. So people would like, go up to it, touch it made like a sound like... I think it was a blank from that. I thought it just like sprung. I think it was just gunpowder in a show.

So it's like... So people would like, like, go up to it, touch it, and like, it would explode and then they would run away. Holy shit, yeah, I'd run away too. Yeah. Pretty sure that's illegal. Is that illegal? Stealing packages of people.

Trapped people like that? Don't lose. There was a case of a... Do you kill people with automated guns, can you? Well, there was a case that... Why does it was North Dakota. We talked about it on the podcast. Oh, yeah.

Where there was an exchange student and he was living in the US and a guy set up a trap for him where he put the open garage door and I want to say he put a purse in the middle of the garage and this person was walking by and saw the purse, walked in, took the purse, he popped out of the shotgun and shot the guy and killed him.

That's like hunting, that's like baiting. Yeah, baiting and hunting someone, yeah. Is that, am I getting the details of that? It's something like the same thing. Is that like trying to find an excuse to kill someone? I'm gonna look at that. It seems like, and I think he got convicted of a crime for doing that.

What was the crime? It was my career. But could he could he have claimed self-defense? No, because he set up the scenario for this to happen. 70 years in prison. It's a lot. In Mizzula courtroom, Mizzula Montana, Montana homeowner is sentenced to 70 years in prison for the shotgun killing of a German exchange student.

And I believe that was the circumstances of the German exchange student being killed. Sorry, I have my sound on. Look at all those chickens. Look at all those chickens. You guys say, I was about to ask a really stupid question. I was like, do you ever regret not doing like an exchange student thing,

but you're both from a different country. Over here was like, do you ever regret not doing like an exchange student thing, but you're both from a different country. Over here. Can I ask you ever regret not doing that? I grew up next to a different country. Yeah, no. Did you also live in Puerto Rico for a bit? Yeah, but I was an adult. I feel like though, I feel like America and Canada and Mexico

are very kind of contiguous experiences. You're right, they're all connected. Yeah, well, it's like, I feel like. I feel like. What? Canada America. Canada're right. They're all connected. Yes. We'll like America, especially. What? Canada America. Canada America, especially. Although, yeah. And I guess there's language barrier going on in Mexico and the culture's significantly different. But when I'm like, you

know, my go to places like San Antonio, it just feels extremely integrated, you know, and we don't ever talk about the theft of the United, the theft of Mexico from a sovereign state. Go ahead. of the United that the Mexico from a sovereign state go ahead by the United States Well, what's the what wait wait wait the the country Texas became a country before join the US you think it was the US that that caused the revolution in Texas Absolutely, I just think the Texas were just assholes. I think they were just like What's your assholes from the United States? I think it's David and Mike, people like us.

Most of the people that were in America. I do wish I could have done an exchange program. Cause I think that would have been a cool experience. Going to like France or something. Oh, you're going to France? Yeah. You would do, you made a pilgrimage though, right? It's Israel.

It's Israel. Yeah, that was that. That was two weeks, 14 days. Did a, I just first read. That's not like a vacation. So what's the, what's the, practically what? Because Israel has mandatory military service.

Do you have to get out of that? Or is it just, if you're born there? Only if you're born there. If you're born there. I believe. Or if you move there by a certain age, I think. Says for citizens. Yeah.

Right. And I just know that paid for by like the Supreme Jewish money pot. Go ahead. Money. Ah, the Supreme Jewish money pot. Go ahead. Money. Ah, the Supreme Jewish money pot. You mean the birthright trip? Yeah.

Yeah, it's paid by like synagogues and... There's like a... Other like... Fun. Rich Jewish people. That's what it's like. Religions do. They do things that reinforce the religion.

Yeah. I was making sure to pay for them. They never go in these. They never sent me anywhere. What's the Mormon thing called? Mission? I think my mission is out of its called. Yeah. Really for two years they go around and spread the word.

Yeah. Robin Reloading. Robin Dolors, my bikes. Yeah, I think that it was a great trip. I think it was really important to experience that and to learn more about that culture. And where were all from? Do you think we should have mandatory, maybe that military service,

a civil service in this country? I think we should have mandatory military service. Military service, really. You say military? I think we should have civil service and military could be a possible option for that. The military is such a large part of our national budget, and the US is so involved worldwide on a military basis. I think more people should have an understanding and a respect for it.

And I think that, yeah, we should all have a mandatory service. You need to join the military though. I didn't know. If it was mandatory, I would. Really? Okay. You know, you can join the military. Can you join the military?

I'm probably way too old. I'm not a good military. What's the cut off? It's like 34, right? Then you want, then you want well peace instead. Yeah, I'm the, the military does a lot of humanitarian aid as well. It's like 34, right? Then you want, then you want well peace instead. Yeah, the military does a lot of humanitarian aid as well. It's true, it could never be a pilot if you don't have 2020 vision, right?

I think that's the thing. Is that a thing? So don't want to wait for you to put your contact in or my class is. My class is. You probably just had the, when you're getting a private pilot certification, you have to pass a health examination called the third class Airman

Medical exam. I think you heard about what's that? If you have word of part to play. And then, uh, so I assume for military jets and things, first class probably, I mean, I'm assuming Because it's probably more stringent, you know I think that oh you can now enlist in the Air Force all the way up until you're 39 Oh, astronauts must be the toughest I think that, oh, you can now enlist in the Air Force all the way up until you're 39. Oh. Astronauts must be the toughest health wise to get.

I just think they're dumb. What? I just think they have no, like, astronauts are just, they just don't have any regard for the personal safety. What are you looking at? That's what I'm saying. I don't know if they'll put that deal to the right word.

I just think there's like, there's courage and then there's just like, no awareness of danger of any kind whatsoever. How's the difference to someone on the front lines of war? Well, they usually they're ordered to go there. I kind of show but they don't anyone showing up at a war and going hey Where's the front line? Can I go there? I kind of say you know you just hang out. I just hang out. They join the military. I brought my gun. That doesn't mean that would dumb I'm not saying dumb dumb was the wrong thing to say I'm just saying they have no regard for the personal safety

Well some people would rather sacrifice have no regard for the personal safety. Well, some people would rather sacrifice their own safety for the furtherment. Well, no, but I kind of see what you're saying. It makes me think of the scene and the right stuff where they're showing the capsule, like the Mercury capsule for the first time, and the astronaut say, well, where's the window?

We need to be able to look out. They're like, well, a window's not safe. Like, we need to make this whole capsule metal, otherwise it could fail. They're like, no, no, we need a window. That we can fly. Like, you're not gonna fly. You're just in the capsule.

Like, no, no, we need a window. So, like, I have to figure out how to put a window on this thing. Mm-hmm. Does that make sense? People get an experimental plane and stuff like that. It's just like, ah, fuck it. But how does any technological leap happen without people like that? No, we need them.

There's a certain percentage of population. I'm saying they're critical, and I admire them, but there is a point at which there's self-awareness, there's self-preservation, and then there's a point we go beyond that where you're like, eh. Didn't you say you'd go to Mars and never come back? Yeah. Would you really though?

I can't wait for it to happen. I don't know. It'd be cool to go to Mars, I think. But do you come back? I don't know what's here really Us Mars talk. Yeah, how about everything. Let's have it happen Yeah, but then you could make everything that's ever happened on Mars. Oh, that's a cool But yeah, you know Mars everything is ever happened. It's like didn't wait till

It's like the first or the best ever like I'm shitty at everything on earth was like oh that guy Gus He jumped the first on Mars. You was talking about, he's like the long jump champion. He's got every gold medal on Mars. Imagine being the first person to jack up on Mars. Yeah, you're like, it's seeming floating off in his face. The bad Mars work. Yeah. See you here in the Guinness Book of Mars records.

He's like, every thing is like a thing. Holy meter crush. The Gus is done. It'd be like Gus's shopping list would be a record. Like everything's seven. Yeah, the first person to step up Mars will be fucking amazing. And I hope that happens in our lifetime. It'd be like Gus is shopping list would be a record like everything's ever had. The first person to step up Mars will be fucking amazing. And I hope that happens in our lifetime. It looks like it will.

That'll be amazing. That'll be amazing. That'll be amazing. How's it more amazing than the moon? I got to do different planet. The moon is shit. The moon is like, it's not the planet. What is the moon is listening to this podcast right now?

The only reason the moon is in a different planet is because it's about the moon. It hit the earth. It orbits earth, right? What about it? It doesn't orbit the sun, it's because it hit the earth. It all bit surf, right? Yeah. What about it? It doesn't all bit the sun, it all bit the earth. Right? Mars doesn't, all bit the sun. Is it really that different there?

It is. Red instead of white, it's bigger. It's got ice. Sure. It's got ice. It's got air. You're already landing on like an extra terrestrial lump. I'm not saying the moon thing wasn't cool.

It was cool. Landing on a different planet is huge. Why? Because it is the gateway to us getting off of this planet exclusively. There's a giant, no part can find on it. That says no humans. It is literally the amount of time

until this planet is not habitable. Either a meteor hits it, the sun explodes, whatever. We know that will happen. We know it. So we have to, if we're going to survive as as a species we have to get off this planet. Yes, but do we have to survive as a species? Yes, we don't have to If you guys the astronauts and the test pilots nah, let's just fucking you know 2018 earth at a good run. I mean, even like Richard Garriott,

he's a total person who then went on to be a business magnate in the video game world, then decides he wants to go into fucking outer space. That's a certain level of lunacy. It takes to go into the- Plainacy. Yeah. There you go.

That's why I call lunacy. Anybody who says I want to get close to the moon is a lunatic. Yep. All right, let's wrap this up. All right. So thanks for watching. Hope you're 2018.

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