Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus vs The Tornado - #693
Episode Date: March 23, 2022Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Kerry Shawcross as they talk about if condoms are clothes, doom prepping, ending early due to a live tornado warning, and more on this week's RT Pod...cast. Sponsored by Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/roosterteeth +code ROOSTERTEETH), Helix Sleep (http://helixsleep.com/rooster), and Diet Smoke (http://dietsmoke.com + code ROOSTER) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the RESTief podcast.
I'm Gus.
Ooooooh!
That's Kevin.
Hi, it's Carrie.
Hi, there's Scott Bro over there. Hi, bro. And I'm Carrie. I'm there. I'm down.
I'm over there.
I'm back.
We didn't go.
And I'm Gus.
We didn't go over the order before we went live.
It's been so long since we've had to do it from home.
We weren't prepared for the intro.
I should say.
I'm booing the home bit.
I'm not booing you this.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
It's weird.
We had to make a judgment call very last minute because there's some really bad weather about
to move through Austin. And they say that there's some really bad weather about to move through Austin
And they say that there's gonna be Probably large hail and maybe tornadoes and we thought maybe we should just stay home. Let's uh
Let's let's stay home and do a podcast from home
So thank you everyone. Giant metal roofed building
Yeah, I don't I don't trust that believe that when it rains it already leaks onto our set. Oh speaking of
Oh, yeah.
What a week for this to happen, Gus, by the way.
Yeah.
What a week.
We were supposed to be back on our set today for the first time in since when it's months.
Oh, really?
No, wait, I guess we had since August.
Is it August?
Yeah. It was our first time in seven months, we were going to be back on our our our our recreated
podcast set and the weather had to get bad.
I've actually got the weather reports on my other monitor over here that I'm watching
as we're podcasting.
Since since I've got these noise canceling headphones on and I'm like
I'm kind of I'm kind of insulated in this room I can't hear if it's actually starts hailing or anything outside
So I have to keep an eye on the weather to make sure that it's not like the end of the world out there right now
What are you gonna go and do though? Like what what we do with that information?
What I'll do is I'll just pop this up and I'll go hide in the bathroom
You talk about just feel out safety.
You don't like it for the first items.
No, no, anything that's outside is screwed at this point.
If it goes bad.
No.
Yeah, I just realized I have a glass, not a fully glass, but like a glass top outdoor table
in my backyard.
Not for a while.
And I'm like, ooh, that's probably a bad idea.
I probably should have covered that in like some type of towel or cl-
I don't know what you do.
I, I'm not used to hail.
I'm used to do this for you.
The way that weather works.
The more you prepare for it,
the less anything's actually gonna happen.
So the fact that we didn't go in
means that nothing's gonna happen.
Right, so you're saying you saved Austin.
I five guys, high five.
Yeah, we did it.
We did it. I know it was so bummed out because I was like we're
going to be back on the new set Gavin is back on the podcast carries coming on the
peck as haven't seen him and forever. I'm so excited to be there. And then it's like
I'll do it from home. I'm because I'm honored that you would have me on the the reunion
episode. The reunion with the so Getting getting the gang back together.
Yeah.
Sorry, Kerry.
I tried.
Is that mean you're on next week then?
I kind of has to.
I don't forget about next week.
I need to look into that.
Well, I think you just figured it out, Gus.
Yeah, kind of seems like I need to.
If we could get like hashtag carry on next week, I would.
Carry on next week.
How about a how about a hashtag carry on my wayward son?
Yeah, we can get either one of those trending.
One might be easier because some people just start talking about it.
Yeah, but I don't know.
The more I talk, the less likely I'm going to be on next week.
I think we should just do hashtag carry on just so you could apply it to so many things like carry on what?
Carry on and I've come and carry on
Jevice the carry on films like carry on camping
No, I haven't like a whole series of British films. I've never heard of that. You're British carry what you do and you know about
Your half what I'm a halfie. You're halfie.
I'm a halfie.
Yeah.
Well, I feel like you're a Cape carry, by the way.
Thank you.
Six minutes in.
I was waiting for the right time to mention it.
Looks good.
You got, oh, you went to the run fair?
Yeah.
jealous.
It's fun.
I bought a cloak that was more than it.
I should have spent on a cloak.
It's wool.
So it's warm.
Just in time around here.
Yeah, like literally we got there
and I was like, it's kind of cold.
I should get a cloak finally.
Like that was my excuse to spend over $100 on a piece of cloth.
And then by the time I bought it,
it was too hot to wear.
And it will be too hot to wear.
And then you had to carry it around all day.
Yeah, yeah, But I got it.
Do cloaks have pockets?
No, it's all about, it's all about just over, you know,
everything that's applied to the blanket rule, though, there must be some.
Oh, blind. I don't like it. No, clenching.
And there we go. I got my soundboard back.
I guess I could add one, but I don't know. It's pretty nice. It seems like it'd be nice to have like a pocket
for a switch on the inside in there.
Like an inner.
Well, we sold Jeff's wrist pockets.
So if you don't have a pocket in your clothes.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Hey, good work.
Aren't you supposed to be wearing a bunch of clothes
or something?
Yes, I lost a bet.
Andrew Pantin beat me in a gaming bet.
And by beat me, I mean, he just did something
and I wasn't even involved. But I am supposed to now be wearing 64 pieces of clothing
on the RTI podcast. But that's going to be way better if we do it in person, right?
Absolutely. Yeah. You should do that next week with with Kerry being with me.
Yeah. I need to be the observer. I'm really good at counting up to 64.
I need to be the observer. I'm really good at counting up to 64.
That could be not as hard as that.
65 though.
Also, I'm 10 to the end.
I'm going to go past 64, I won't.
Andrew wanted to pick one item of clothing
and he hasn't yet given me his pick.
So I think it's-
Well, he's got a time limit.
Yeah, so I think we'll just do it next week.
Does it have to be cloth?
Like can you pick like a condom?
That's not clothing. I mean, let's define.
Okay, hang on.
Is it like a cloth condom?
Do you find it in front of a computer?
You'll never find a condom in like the clothing section of a department store.
I mean, not if you know what I would say it's the it's clothing in the same way that
like soap on your hands is clothing when you wash them.
I think I would know.
I mean not at all.
Yeah, not anyway.
I know what I would think.
Well, I mean, should wear.
That's his piece of clothing.
I would pick a dancer's belt.
Ooh.
Because that is from my understanding, not very comfortable.
That would keep the condom on too.
Yeah.
Keep it locked in.
Like, they used to make them out of animal skins.
Cloth, like clothes used to be made out of animal skins.
Yeah.
Do you share?
Zepplins.
Those made out of animal skins?
Wait, Zepplins.
Yeah, didn't they use to have the inside of Zepplins
were like big, like cow and test in bags full of hydrogen?
I think they're like, haggis.
What?
You can't just make things up.
We're zeppelings.
Maybe it was built with stomachs.
I feel like you can't make shit up as easily
when we're all in front of Google.
Gavin knows this stuff, though.
I feel like Gavin has such a incredible wealth of knowledge,
but it's like, you know so much, or so, like a little bit about a lot. So it's like, you're able to remember certain things
about something that we've never heard of. I feel like I can write on. I can remember the most
useless, but most interesting single fact about a set. So apparently, you know, Zeppelin's are from Germany. Apparently the quantity of
cow intestines used in manufacturing airships was so enormous that making of sausages was
temporarily outlawed in Germany. They needed all of the intestines for Zeppelin's.
What? That's awesome. I never thought about what was holding the gas inside of Zeppelin. I just
figured it was like a big balloon or something. Yeah, it was like a giant condom. It was hard to make big
sacks back that I think that one cloth. Yeah, guts from more than 250,000 cows were needed to
produce the bags that held the hydrogen gas in each Zeppelin. What? That's a hundred, 250,000
per Zeppelin?
Per Zeppelin.
Do you think there was like one guy who was like his dream was to have a hot dog Zeppelin?
And then like we found out like there was a shortage.
He was like, he had to like pick between his two loves.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Do you think that one guy wanted to make a really heavy zeppelin?
And so he was like going through all the different materials.
And he's like, how about a lead Zeppelin?
I feel better about my joke.
Thank you.
I did that on purpose just to make sure that Carrie felt better about his joke.
I following up with an even worse joke.
On the subway.
Barbara, to your point about Gavin, because I think that it's true, Gavin, have you ever
thought about doing Jeopardy?
Like, didn't contest it.
Well, I've played the video game.
Uh, how did you do?
Have I seen my performance on that?
Absolutely not.
I'm, uh, for two-divis.
I bet.
I bet.
And aren't the, like, the video games usually like multiple choices or some shit?
Like, isn't even easier. Yeah. Okay, even easier. Yeah. Okay.
So you did like bumpers up at bowling and you still didn't really okay. Okay. Like me. Do you remember how a
John Euler who is someone who's been in a number of research teeth productions and including red versus blue
Was on jeopardy and kicked ass. Yeah.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
That was like eight, nine years ago, maybe.
Something like that, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It was an RT life.
It was an RT life back in the old 636 office.
Much of people go and I shit, the bullpen.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, was that long ago,
so then it must have been more than eight years ago,
because we moved into stage five in like May of 2014.
2014, yeah.
Yeah. So it's been about eight years for that.
The last day in that office was when I bumped into a bag.
Oh, that's what's, where's that bag now?
To the template.
Back then, you had to bump into an animal and tested.
Well, that's all I'm going to say from the cows went and then now it's a problem, back then you had to bump into an animal intestine.
Well, that's one of the things
from the cows went and that now it's a problem
because we're not reusing it anymore.
We're not recycling them.
We're working on compiling a list
of old R.T.Life videos
because for Ruchichit's 19th anniversary coming up
the beginning of April,
we're gonna do a live R.T.T.V. stream
where we like watch and react to old RT life videos.
And one of the ones I found was I think you were in it, Cara, I didn't watch it all the
way through.
It's we're in the 636 office and we're playing a drinking game with like disgusting smoothies
that Brandon had picked up from some nearby health food store or something like that.
And we're playing that mustache drinking game
where you put a mustache on the TV and every time a person lines up with a mustache, you drink.
I remember this. And it was like, it was looking into a time capsule because we're all like 10 years
younger than we are now. That's a terrible drinking age too because you drink a ton.
to because yeah, you drink a ton.
Yeah, I can't confirm. I can't confirm.
I don't do that game with wine.
I'm going to step away for just a second.
I'm going to open a window over here so I can see if it starts.
The world starts ending or something.
Yeah, you have the tornadoes in.
That's the first thing they say is a close your windows to keep the tornadoes out.
Yeah, I feel like there we go.
Now I'll know right away as soon as the world ends.
I'll see you.
Yeah.
It's just has anybody has anybody else like started prepping more just
because it seems like the world's going to shit.
Or is that just I bought like a really strong flash like the other day.
And I just that'll that'll hold you up like a week.
Hey, you know what you're mean?
The fucking dark Gus is the cr gonna, I'm over here.
But I'm gonna be in the dark with guns.
I mean, I mean, I'm good to me.
Or don't worry.
You don't need a torch when you've got muzzle flashes.
Exactly.
You just really quickly lighted up that seat of the new Batman.
But just to just to like go to the toilet and the dog.
My bright light has a strobe of flesh,
so I can do that.
They'll think I'm firing at them.
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But yeah, I'm just like,
maybe I should just always have a ton of rice.
I've even seen at Costco, they sell a big bucket
of disaster preparedness food.
You can buy a big bucket of food
that's enough for a person for a month.
Have you seen that?
What's it called?
Mountain home food or something like that?
Yeah, I'm sure it's disgusting
Then the apocalypse it doesn't matter
I'm just gonna be a little bit picky
Are you like?
Every time I'm gonna McDonald's like I save an extra barbecue sauce
Smart those do last forever. I have their not it's not food or anything actually organic. It's substance.
Yeah, it's substance.
It's just sugar.
It'll just keep you, it'll keep you going.
What are about you guys?
But if, if like the apocalypse ever happens and like,
we're like literally scrounging for food
and people are like doing everything
they can to survive in that sense, like,
I feel like I wouldn't, I would just give up.
Yeah, I am pretty tired.
Like, what, what kind of world are you like working to live for?
Right.
And that's just your 5 to have to rebuild.
This is a very dark conversation.
A couple, a couple of weeks ago, something was going on.
And Bernie texted me like some disaster preparedness supplies that I could buy online.
And I just replied to him on text and I just wrote, I'll just die. It'll be easier.
It's easy. It's easy. It's just to not worry about it and die later.
Like it's it's it's a lot of work to be ready to live post apocalypse and then just live like a shitty existence.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Let's go out on top.
Yeah, you should enjoy this the little time you out left.
Yeah, get your gender and her play video games until the end.
Maybe not, maybe not video games.
I might want to like, you know, then time with people I love.
Yeah, like multiplayer.
Yeah, but what about a different ring?
Yeah, like, yeah, I like too long.
I think I need to carry in his cloak. Yeah, multiplayer what about a different? Yeah, like, yeah, like too long ago. But if I did carry in his cloak, yeah, multiplayer.
Yeah.
Gavin, we can just be playing Halo on the way out.
I mean, that's that's brought me so much joy during my life.
What is wrong with this camera?
I turn off all my lights and I'm still overexposed.
You're very bright.
Yeah.
Your windows open like two inches.
You maybe need,
do you maybe need like a better? Is it actually? Is it your monitor? I'll send the dog son.
I'm still overexposed. It's your monitor. Open like Chrome. There you go. Yeah.
You do you need like maybe a because I have a light that helps balance my my
Is off what what is that like? I can't see that shit looks absolutely shit. Oh, yeah, it's not it's not good It's blue blue red. Oh hang on. There's another light on that
It's like changing colors
Yeah, I had to enable like dark mode extensions in my firefox to like turn all of my web browsers dark
Otherwise, it would just be blinding.
How's that?
Okay, you're pitch black.
Yeah, you might not pitch black, but it's pretty dark.
It's pretty cool, little like red glow.
Right, your ear.
I don't hate it.
You ready to play games?
He's a gamer.
I'm there.
Oh, light.
All right, and now he's got to turn back on his monitor.
It wasn't worth it. The camera.
It's bad. So I mind. Oh, there it is. Yeah, it's a monitor.
It's a monitor. It's fine. It's fine.
Dami H. D.
I, uh, I've been wanting to show something on the podcast for a couple of
months now. My mom got me, uh, Christmas present that I really loved.
And everyone wanted to show it in the pockets, but I keep forgetting to take it into the studio.
But now that we're finally doing an episode back from home again, I remember to go grab it.
She got me a mask that's like me mask.
It's like a mixed-convascular mask.
So cool.
That's very cool.
What's the material?
It's like cloth.
Okay.
It's not, yeah.
It looks like the thing on Bowser's little heli Okay. It's not. Yeah. It looks like the thing on Bowser's little
helical. Oh, it does. Yeah. Like Bowser's junior. Yeah. Yeah. Like Super Nintendo Bowser.
Oh, I just the same thing. Yeah. She bought it. I got a store down down on the board.
She said they were like about to different Mexican wrestlers. And I like that. She's got
it. It means it's thousand masks.
Like his whole deal was that you guys lied to me earlier, got it?
If like someone tried to take his mask off, he had another one under it.
Like you always had a bunch of like master chief and Halo one.
The second is popped up.
I knew that Eric would type something in our chat on Discord, being all excited and
knowing exactly what it was just because it's wrestling themed.
Yeah, he because it's wrestling themed.
Yeah, he loves it. Yeah, that's what the original I wanted to bring it to show it to the area. Especially you don't wear that everywhere. It's pretty cool. I'm surprised you don't
wear that to work more often. Yeah. Although I guess it's technically not an N95 or anything like that.
Yeah, that's why I've been like with like the way Omicron was going. I wanted something a little more
substantial, a little more filtering. So I guess I could put it on Omicron was going. I wanted something a little more substantial,
a little more filtering.
So I guess I could put it on top of another mask,
but I just really haven't had opportunity to wear it.
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processors. Okay. I have something to show you guys now that we're at home as well. Your shorts.
I, well yes, I am, we're all wearing shorts, I believe. That's me. Oh, I was instructed.
Uh, Gus, just take them off. Yeah, I mean, I'm not already. Stars are just shorts that are meant for specific times.
All right, underwear.
Were you the first barber?
Um, so I tweeted about this.
So you might have already seen it today.
So just pretend you haven't for the sake of this podcast.
I got these new women's multivitamin gummies.
I did see this.
Okay.
Standard nature's bounty women's gummies.
Delicious.
Just a pretend carry.
I take them out to eat them.
Okay.
They look like nipples.
I don't know.
I don't know if you could really.
Barbara, they look like Chris' nipples.
Oh, don't tell me that.
You're eating Chris' dimeris nips every time you take one of those.
Does he have some puffers?
He's got little nips.
It's not coming across too well on camera, but they...
It looked like Joe Rogan nipples.
It focused for a minute on them, I could see it.
Did.
Hold on a minute.
But like...
So if you lose the container, you know what?
Like what is the dude one little like,
like, Bollocks or knobs?
Well, if I found one of those,
I'd be like, oh, God, my nipple fell off.
Like, I wouldn't.
I mean, if these are pretty,
these are pretty fat nipples.
That they are.
And the problem is, is that like,
they even have like, you know,
how gummies have little like,
kind of wrinkles in them.
So they even have like,
nippley texture to them.
And like, when you eat them,
it's the consistency you think a nipple would taste like if you ate an issue on a nipple
Do they moan when you put them in your mouth?
Gus
Oh, yeah
No, stop it
What do they taste like?
They're raspberry flavored. Okay, so not what you're e you tell me is that I don't know if that's
nipple flavored. The snapple flavored. Yeah.
They're legendary. I had so I had a an awkward encounter the other day. And I didn't know what to do
and I don't think I did the right thing. And it's a barber that's really good.
When you talk to me.
I don't know if I did really do.
I don't know if I did the right thing.
So I wanted you all's input on it.
We can judge.
And especially Barbara, I feel like I could use a woman's input on this.
I was at the beach, last week, I was at the beach with...
I gotta imagine that, hang on.
Hang on.
Wait.
Make any sense.
I was at the beach with Esther and with my mother.
There was a...
It was kind of crowded.
There was a lot of people around and there
was a woman who came and set up her towel kind of like in front of me into the left that she had
like two young kids with her young boys and like the little boys immediately like go off and run
around in the water and the woman like stays behind and she's like signing herself and like reading
a book and just like doing stuff you normally do laying on the beach. And then, like, I'm not really paying attention to them
because there's a whole bunch of people on the beach.
But at one point, like, the one we get to phone call
and then like, she stands up for a second
and I can see very clearly that she has just started
her period and she doesn't know it yet.
Oh, no.
And in my mind, I'm like, shit,
do I go and like whisper to her and tell her
so she can leave?
Or is it better that she leaves
and that she thinks nobody noticed?
And I'm like, what do I do?
Like, should I go tell?
Like I was really like wrestling with it in my head.
And then like, I guess whatever the phone call was,
like she picked up her towel and started leaning.
So I was like, oh, she must know.
She must realize what's going on,
and she's gonna leave.
She's gonna go back to her hotel room or whatever.
So she gets her bag and her towel and everything,
but that she just repositions to another place on the beach,
like further away down the beach.
And I'm like, well, now it's weird.
Now I can't tell her anything,
because I'll be this weird old guy who walks from way down the beach to go tell her that
like
so like this whole time i've been asked myself like
should i have said something to her or
is it better that i didn't say anything and that she leaves and she thinks that
nobody noticed
like what's the proper etiquette there
yeah that's a tough situation to be in and i will give you my
two cents
here and then the the last could give you their two cents.
If I were in this situation,
I would be more comfortable if a fellow lady
had told me about this.
So if I were in your situation,
I would probably get Esther or your mom
to go over to her to tell her.
But for me, I would rather someone tell me,
especially if it was like, probably something
that just happened.
Rather than like, oh shit, like it's been like this.
I don't know how long I wish someone told me
or said something to me,
because probably all these people have been noticing it
and didn't say anything and now I'm just embarrassed.
So yeah, I would usually err on the side of like,
letting someone know, but
if it's this kind of situation, I would try to get maybe Esther or your mom to do it.
I feel like I'm in the perfect situation and location to bury my head in the sand.
Literally. Now, I'm asking quite, and I think I know the answer to this. I'm not trying to sound too dumb here. I'm not a stupid person.
But, Barb, you can't tell, right?
Like, when I shit myself, I know I've shit myself.
Not that that happens ever.
From this story, it sounds like Gus was able to tell.
Well, but like the part you like,
you can't really tell when it happens to you, right?
It's just like, I mean, you know, when it stops, right? You do and you don't like sometimes
without getting too graphic, like you could just be kind of wet down there and not really realize
it's something like. I have to say, like, yeah. Okay. There's other fluids that are constantly coming out of us, you know?
So
I mean, I feel like you you have a sense of it when it does happen so
But also like she was lying on a beach, so maybe it was kind of dried up by then
Yeah, I I just I just like locked up. I didn't know. My brain just stopped.
I was like, I don't know what to do.
I'm not prepared for this situation.
It's also, if I think you're a bad person for not doing it.
No, I don't think so either.
That's on me.
I should have, I froze.
I didn't, like,
No, because you also don't know.
I'm 24 years old.
I was like, I've never encountered this.
You also don't know how she would react to that.
Like everyone's different.
Like me saying I'd rather someone tell me,
maybe she would be really uncomfortable
if you approached her and told her this
because also you don't know really how to address
like, hey, you got your period.
It's a weird thing to say to a stranger.
Yeah.
Where is it?
This is where you get our delights.
Yeah.
I feel like, I thought it was hard to put myself in that idea. This is like a good idea. Do you like? Yeah.
I feel like, I thought it was hard to put myself in that situation.
I feel like I'd be less embarrassed if I went my whole day and discovered at home than
if someone just said it to my face.
Because then I'm already at home.
I'm not having to like, frantically panic out in public.
I've already, it's already happened and I'm like, ah, but if someone like said it to
my face, I'd be like,
counter argument. Yeah, good.
As someone who has had this happen to them in high school,
where I went, I don't know how long during the whole day with a very visible
stain on the back of my pants.
And no one said anything to me until I was later in the bathroom, and I was walking out
and I happened to catch a glimpse of my reflection inside.
I felt like I wanted to die inside.
Because I was like, I've been walking around like this
all day in high school wearing my acid wash jeans
with fucking like, just out there in the open.
Well, now they're more than acid washed.
Does it make it difference?
Does it make a difference that everyone at school
pretty much knows who you are?
I potentially everyone at the beach was a stranger.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
That's a good point.
Fake accounture disabled auto places.
This better not be an RTA and I could not agree more.
This better not be an RTA.
I don't think it will be.
I don't know if there's really a lot of humor
to this kind of scenario.
I did notice there was a, you know, there was,
I was partially distracted because there was another woman
who was like kind of behind us on the beach
and she had a couple of kids with her too
and same thing the kids like ran down to the beach
and like I was just laying there with my eyes closed
and I heard an iPhone alarm going off.
And I opened my eyes, like, is that my phone?
And I looked at my phone, it's not my phone.
And I looked around, and it was the woman behind me
who had the other kids that ran off.
I was like, OK, that's not a big deal.
She'll turn it off.
And she was also on her period.
No.
There's a same moment.
But she didn't turn it off.
And a minute went by by and I was like,
maybe it's not her, maybe it's someone else.
So I look around and like, no, it's definitely coming
from the woman right behind me.
And she's just like sitting there with her eyes closed.
Like maybe she's asleep, but it's an alarm
that should wake you up.
Then you know, she like her eyes open,
then she like stirs around.
And I was like, no, she's awake.
She let the alarm go off for 15 minutes.
No.
Before finally, she was like,
oh, that must be my alarm.
And then she reached for her phone and turned it off.
It's like, I can't imagine having an alarm,
an iPhone alarm going off for 15 minutes
and not doing anything about it.
And then be like, oh, that's my phone.
Or just a few minutes before I go over and turn it off.
Yeah.
That's generous, even five.
Because it's a horrible sound.
This sound that wakes you up when you don't want to be awake
is a horrendous sound, even just to hear you'll out in the world.
It should be banned from commercials,
as my feeling.
There should be legislation.
I got five minutes in in public with strangers,
one minute if it was at the office or with friends.
Yeah, it's a good point.
Yeah, I would I would shut that shit off.
No way.
I'm on the beach.
I must be relaxing.
Right.
That's what I was thinking.
It was so annoying.
There's got to be like, I wish there was a setting on,
especially I don't know about the other types of phones,
but iPhone alarms, they just don't go off.
They just keep going like, essentially indefinitely,
as far as I'm aware of.
I was, I think I told the story briefly on the podcast,
but Trevor and I were at his brother's Taekwondo match
when we were visiting home.
And there was like a pile of jackets next to us
that people have put down and like people were sitting
kind of to the left of us.
And there was a, an alarm going off
and it was a vibrating alarm.
So like it was only really, only really bothering us.
But it went off, the match was about an hour and a half.
It was going off the entire time.
That's, like really, never.
Like after an hour, even half an hour,
like this alarm should not still be going off.
Yeah, I don't think they go off.
Yeah, they just keep going.
Yeah, I can stop them.
So if I just, hmm, I wonder if I can set the record
for the longest time an alarm has been going off on an iPhone.
That honestly was my like, you make a crazy first. Someone's probably already like four
years into that. Oh yeah. This is like wrapped in a pillow somewhere charged. Well there's two parts
that you have to start yours and you have to go find theirs and cut their power. And then you can
succeed in four years. You'll win. Sorry. I think we got get you off. Oh, no, no, it's okay.
It just happened to me when I was living
in a different apartment where the person next to me,
I don't know if they were out of town
and they just had like their alarm clock set
to go off at the same time every day.
But it was going off, I think,
for like three or four hours without anybody turning it off.
Oh my God.
And it was a weekend, which was great.
Who sets out alarm on the weekend?
Is that normal?
Psychopass who are out of town.
I did it.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I'm much later than I know that I will sleep.
So that way, like I wake up on my own and I have like a safety net, but I never need it.
I do the same thing, Carrie, because I'm like, oh, I don't want to sleep too late, but
I want to give myself like time to wake up naturally.
Yeah, waking up from an alarm is like the hell that we all agree to because of capitalism.
It's not what our body can do.
I meant to see the light and just like have a peek at and stretch, you know, like I can't
do that with an alarm.
If we could get stressed.
I like your face, don't.
It's a good stretch.
If we were going based on like human instinct and old original cavemen humans, why aren't
alarms like a bad growling or something?
Some sort of predator.
Wouldn't that be the best sound to get people out of bed?
Yeah, Gav, set your alarm to a bear roaring or a mountain line making that awful screaming
sound it makes. Yeah, that sounds totally fine because it doesn't occur in nature.
I actually use my alarm a lot because I get used to it and then I stop waking up to it.
Oh, really? Yeah. I have to keep the same one because I know that that means I have to get up. Yeah. There's a sound as hell and I have to keep it. Oh, really? Yeah. I have to keep the same one because I know that that means I have to get up. Yeah. There's a sound is hell. And I have to keep it. There's a like a separate
if you set up like the bedtime in iOS, it'll make like different alarms that you can use
to wake you up where they start really quiet. Yeah. And they gradually I love those. And then
if you've got the watch, it slowly starts like very gently vibrating to wake you up.
I do that. I do that.
For five minutes after that's supposed to go off,
I have the original nuclear war alarm.
I phone that goes, yeah, I did.
I have that go off five minutes later because I will,
I cannot tell you the last time I didn't hit snooze.
Why don't you stop snooze once or twice?
Who decided on the standard unit of measurement for a snooze once or twice? Who decided on this standard unit of measurement
for a snooze being nine minutes?
Like who decided that?
I think it's bullshit, I don't know.
I feel like a snooze should be 15 minutes.
I think 17 minutes for a snooze is not a thing.
No.
A snooze should be like four minutes.
No, I can't get these things done for this.
You don't even get back to sleep at that point.
That being said, I don't like the concept of snooze. So I'm not, I'm not
not already on this. a double snooze button
that you can just hit from the get-go.
I'd love that.
Gus, can I tell you what I've been doing
for the last two months and it's gonna infuriate you?
And I'm really excited about this.
Hmm.
I probably, my alarm goes off,
and I hit snooze every 10 minutes for about an hour.
Oh my God.
an hour and Oh my god.
An hour and a half.
That's been me for the last two to three months, I'd say.
That's like another night.
An hour and a half.
That's a significant amount of time.
It is a little bit of a lot.
Don't give me a ride.
You purposely make your alarm, your original alarm early,
knowing that you want to snooze a few times.
Or do you make it the time you want to wake up?
It's usually like like I'll get I'll be like I should wake up at eight. I am 30 years old. I should be able to wake up at eight and get started with my day
Maybe get a light jogging take a shower make some breakfast
But I also know that I have to get up by 9 30
in order to be a functioning person to work
And I'll start at eight, and then I will,
over the next hour and a half decide that it's not
that important that I do those other things.
And I'll just keep sleeping in 10 minutes stints.
Every time I'm in a rhythm,
everyone's circadian rhythm is different, isn't it?
So you might not be an eight person,
it might not be compatible with you.
I'm definitely not.
I'm forced to.
I looked up why snoozes are nine minutes, Gavin.
Okay.
I've got you an answer.
Apparently, this goes back to when alarm clocks had gears in them, right?
Like before, modern clocks.
Apparently, they wanted to make it 10 minutes, but because the way the gears line up, they
couldn't make it 10 minutes.
So their options were either nine minutes and a few seconds or 10 minutes in a few seconds.
So rather than go later, they decided to go sooner.
Oh, I should have, they should have gone 11 minutes.
If ever I'm like nine minutes away from meeting someone,
I'm just gonna start saying I'll be there in a snooze.
I like it.
I like it.
I love that.
I'm a snooze away, baby.
I love that. Just so you know, there is now a tornado warning out southwest of us between dripping springs and beauty.
Oh, Jesus.
It looks like it looks like it's headed towards Austin. So we'll see. It's still keeping an eye.
Okay. No worries. It's one of my biggest fears. It's fine. What are you supposed to do in tornado getting the bath going to the stairs?
Was it would go to like a place that has no windows right? And like, yeah, an interior room
on the lowest level. So typically, it's a bathroom or like a closet or something.
Yeah. If you can cover yourself with pillows and blankets. Yeah. I've gotten under the
stairs closet. That's full of junk. Right after this, I'm going to go pull everything out of
and make a little nest. I tornado scared the shed. I mean, I've gotten under the stairs closet that's full of junk that right after this I'm going to pull everything out of and make a little nest. I tornado scared the shit I mean I'm being honest I'm trying to keep it in.
I think it'd be a fool if you want.
It's good by a tornado.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't do anything.
No.
There's no there's like limited to any warning.
It's like, uh oh.
Time to hide from the way.
Are you are you more afraid of a tornado or a hurricane?
I, I've never, so I've never, to be fair, I've never experienced either.
I feel like the meat like I heard tornado seemed to be more intense.
Like, hurricane.
They typically are, are focused.
Yes.
Also, hurricanes, you see coming. It's like for days, you focused. Yeah, also her against you see coming
It's like for days. You're like yeah, there's a hurricane coming in this direction a tornado
It's like the middle of the night. You're like oh shit my house is exploding. Yeah, I mean
I've lived in Texas all my life that was in San Antonio, I've lived in Austin and for and for 30 years
It's like a couple times a year. It's like we're gonna get tornado. This is it and I'm just like
One day it's like, we're gonna get tornado, this is it. And I'm just like, one day it's gonna happen.
I thought I heard rain outside,
but I think I hear it from one of you guys.
It's me.
I'm just, I've been paying a little bit
because ever since we had so much tornadoes.
One time, when I used to work downtown before
Rooster Teeth, I worked at that little field building
over at Sixth and Congress.
You've probably seen it before.
Yeah.
I worked under the... Lisa Park there. Yeah, we parked at the little field garage, which've probably seen it before. Yeah. I worked on the. Lisa Park there.
Yeah, we parked the little field garage, which is across the street from that.
Okay.
So it used to work in the little field building and one time there were severe
storms coming through Austin and like the building people, the building management
came over the inner comfort and entire building and told everyone to evacuate
into the basement.
It's like everyone from the building had to go down because there was a tornado.
They they thought there was going to be a tornado in Austin. So we all had to go down to the basement
and wait for the storm to pass. And it was great because there used to be a restaurant right
there called Louise 106. And like they had to stop their food service. So like they had all this
food that was ready. So they just like brought it down with them to the basement. And we all just
like ate the food that people had ordered, but couldn't eat because they were all evacuated to the basement.
So in hindsight, in the moment, terrified.
In hindsight, you got to stop working for a little bit and eat free food.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah.
Also, we were in a basement, which is better than like the shitty third floor apartment.
I was living in at the time.
I was like, I was in that apartment.
I definitely die.
Like here I'm in the basement of a building
that was built in the 1800s downtown.
Like I'm totally safe here.
Jesus.
Yeah. You're, you're good.
I'm sure I'm fine in my cookie cutter house.
I think Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt,
they chain themselves to a big pipe.
Oh, is that, yeah, that's what happened, right?
Oh, oh God, oh God. Oh God.
Your phone going off. Uh oh.
So I need a warning.
See everyone's phone. Get a basement. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought I did Or did you get an amber alert for somebody in another city?
So that's why I've turned them off originally. Yeah
I've just killed all my time if I can help I will but it's usually just like that's like a four-hour drive for me guys
Yeah, they're not coming here good luck
I should actually just drag my mic to the nearby room
What should I sit here and get killed live on kill what what should we be doing now? if I should actually just drag my mic to the nearby room.
Or should I sit here and get killed, live, or kill? What, what should we be doing now?
That's a question.
If you want, if you feel like you should take shelter,
please buy all the means.
My XLR cable is only like a foot and a half, so I can't.
If you, the band on the Titanic,
it's like, we're gonna play all the way down.
If you need to hop off, go ahead. Absolutely, I don't, I don't, I don't want anything bad to happen to anyone.
But I'm still okay here. It's fine where I am, I think my check on my window.
Should we maybe make this a shoulder pot?
My class.
It's coming. The tornado's coming. I'm gonna check.
Yeah, go ahead. While they're checking that, I feel
I'm gonna check it. Yeah, go ahead.
While they're checking that,
I feel compelled to mention,
in the future, after the bad weather, on April 1st,
we are doing our live podcast here in Austin
at the State Site Theater.
You can check out information for that at rtxofent.com.
There they are, tickets are on sale now.
We still have some left.
It's been selling pretty well.
Oh, yeah, the Trinator Warning Composes Austin now.
Cool. Cool.
Yeah, just go to RTX event.com if you'd like to check that out. We'll I'll be there in a couple
weeks, let's sell like a week and a half from now. Yeah, like 11 days. Yeah, anyway, I just felt
like that was that was a good time to plug that. It's not even raining, I'm fine.
Yeah, the train warning has extended through a lot of Austin, like most of Austin at this point.
Rad.
Is there like a live radar I could be watching?
Just in case I should like, peace out to the bathroom.
I'll send it to you.
I'll send you the one I'm watching, Barbara.
Okay, thank you.
I also wanted to mention, I don't know if I should give this away, because you talked about like
having to go to that basement and like, do you say like pee in a bucket or something?
What? Or am I making that up in my head? I think you made that up. I didn't. At one point, you said you
could hear rain coming from somebody and I said I was pissing. Oh, that's. I didn't think about that. At one point you said you could hear rain coming from somebody
and I said I was pissing.
Oh, that's what I was thinking of.
Something happened today in our D&D recording
where my character had to pee into a bowl.
Well, didn't have to.
Chose to pee into a bowl.
And I just, it was definitely a ridiculous moment.
So listen to Tales from the Stinky Dragon to hear that and more.
And then on the previous episode that we taped, you know, we all get into discord video
so we can see each other when we're taping.
And we, a barber cut Chris, like, there was nothing happening.
It was just like a mundane moment.
And Chris was like resting there with the most ridiculous pose.
And it's not like you captured a moment in time.
He was doing this, you noticed it.
You took a screenshot and you shared it with everyone
and he was still seated like that.
And we had the third.
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There it is.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
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There it is.
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He got it's like
I don't know what is it's like I can't do that
No, it was impressive. I can't I think his hands broke and
It was like that for a while. I can do maybe I should stretch more I
Feel that's And it was like that for a while. That's all I can do. Maybe I should stretch more. I feel so.
If you if you stopped snoozing, you could wake up early and yeah,
your hands a little more stretching in bed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um.
Do you?
I think that was Gavin closing a door.
I think yeah, I think that was Gavin closing a door. Yeah
There's some things going on. It's fine. It's fine. You got some stuff. I think there's some hail
Here's some crunchies
Well, maybe we should
What do you all think? Should we wrap up? Should we stop this a little early? I don't know we could maybe go another 15 Maybe go to six. I'm okay so far. All right, we'll go a little longer.
Okay.
I also had something else that infuriated me happen the other day.
I had to run over to a Walmart to buy some things there.
And they have the self checkout area.
And I was in the self checkout line.
And they had like six or eight registers that were self-checkout and they were all in use.
And I'm, I'm, I'm standing there waiting. And one of the women is like, who is in the checkout line.
She's like, you know, scanning her stuff that she sees, I guess her friend or someone she knows in line.
It, I don't know, I don't know what their relationship is, but she's like, oh's like oh hey Karen and she like waves at a woman who's like two places in line behind me and
Karen says like oh hey, and says oh excuse me
She walks up to go talk to that woman and then the woman who's at the register finishes her transaction and Karen begins hers now
I was like what just happened did this care?
did she just jump in line and now she's
like she's checking out and then
like another person finished up
and left. I was like, I went, oh,
I stepped over there and like, did
my check out? I was like, I can't
believe the audacity of this woman
who like passed everyone and then
started checking out or them. I mean,
the other woman who called her over like, oh, I know her.
She can check out on this register now.
Yeah, like it's one thing.
It's one thing if they know each other and they're together checking out in the same
like ticket, you know?
Yeah, that's what I thought at first.
I thought she was going to call her over and that's using the scanner stuff like, like
sure, she had gone back to get something from the store and they were just going to put
it in there.
But no, the first woman finished her transaction and then the other woman went and made her
trans actor like, that is some bullshit.
Now, I would even accept if they, if they didn't come to their together, but she had like
two items and she just threw it on her and then Venmo or something like, I would accept
that.
Yeah.
But to do like full one, it was just like one item that she had.
Separate transaction though.
Yeah, still I only had three items I think.
So absolutely bullshit.
Now I would and her name was Karen.
I was like, I mean, fucking perfect.
And then I saw her in the parking lot as I was pulling out.
And I was like, I should roll down my window and just yell,
fuck you Karen.
I was like, no, no.
You're an adult, don't do that.
It's fucking.
Fuck you, Karen, you got your period, bitch.
No!
Or Gavin, because, or Gavin, Gus,
because you're an adult, it means more.
Oh, true.
You need to put her in her place.
That's the only thing that I should have.
I should have given her my new move,
which was like the thumbs down.
I do that all the time when I'm driving and people like cut me off or do.
Yeah, just like, Oh, bad.
No good.
I had I had a really annoying a checkout experience at a CVS pharmacy recently,
where they have two, like self checkout kiosks.
And at this CVS, there's only ever one person working
in the entire store.
I swear to God.
And they're never at the checkout counter.
And so there was no one there.
And I was like, whatever, I'll just use the self checkout.
And I have some cash on me that I want to just like,
I'll just use for this transaction.
It only one of the self checkout machines took cash
and there was someone at that one.
So I was waiting for them to finish up
for like what seemed like a billion years.
And then they go to leave and they tell the person
working there, oh, I'm just gonna exchange this
for a different one.
I don't know what was wrong with it, but whatever.
I go up to the register, they left their credit card in there.
And so I took it out and then like that fucking eight
foot long CVS receipt starts coming out.
And I like grab it for them.
And I'm like waiting there by the door for them to come back.
It probably takes them like three or four minutes to get back to the front.
And I was like, Hey, you forgot your receipt and your credit card.
And the guy was like, Oh, oops.
And I was like, Okay, so thank you.
Hi, Gavin.
You're welcome.
Hi.
You can quit. You can quit.
You can drop off Gavin.
Are you gonna close it?
Yeah.
You hear me?
Okay, hear you.
I can't hear him.
Are you on Discord?
Oh, he's picking it.
So they were like,
unappreciative, no thank you or anything?
Yeah, and like that wasn't the worst part.
And then like I finished all my items
and I put in like my,
I have like one
bill that I want to use at the rest of the pay on credit card. I put that in it takes a billion
tries to actually get it to take the bill. It takes it and it's like okay now your total is this
and so I go okay check out with credit card. Sorry this transaction cannot be concluded.
Okay back I'll click it again. Sorry, this transaction is void.
And I was like, it already accepted my bill.
I think it was like a $50 bill.
And so I had to wait for someone to come over to me
to help check me out there,
printer receipt, take it up to the cash register
for me to finish paying at the cash register.
And then they scanned it and they told me my total.
And it was the original total without the $50 taken off of it that I already paid.
And I was like, this is taking me 30 minutes
to check out of a CDS,
which should have taken me four minutes maximum.
Oh my God.
It was just so frustrating.
The Feecentire Purpose.
Exactly. Small rant.
Do we have our reporter in the closet?
Gavin free? Yeah, can you reporter in the closet? Gavin free?
Yeah, can you hit me in the head?
So can't hear him.
I can hear him now.
I'm getting a little bit of an echo though.
Are you unmuted?
How do you mix?
Oh, there he is.
Yeah, I can hear him.
I can hear him on Discord.
I don't anymore. I gave.
Okay. Okay.
Gavin.
I'm not here. Anyone know?
Evan. Are you safe?
Yeah, but.
Hello.
This is not working for me. I don't hear anybody.
Same here. I don't.
Yeah, I, I, I, I couldn't hear anyone in V mix. Can you all hear me in V mix?
If I'm talking, yeah, they can't hear me.
I can't hear me mix.
I'm still talking. Oh, there you are.
Did you ever say something? Yes. Oh, there he is. I can hear everybody.
Yeah, I was saying it, you don't have to stay on the podcast. You can leave.
It is. You're not wrong about that.
Are you in a bathroom?
His coverage might be spotty.
What's funny is Gavin's been busy, so he's been away from the podcast for a little while
and he comes back and then the episode he comes back, he's now having, first of all, get
to do it from home.
Now he's now having, first of all, get to do it from home. Now he's like in a bathroom.
He could be fair.
His lighting is better.
Yeah, that's because in chat, Cole,
English says that his lighting is way better in there.
Now I'm hearing everyone on Phoenix.
Okay, I'm going to mute on discord.
There we go.
Damn.
Hear me over here.
Barbara.
Yes.
Yay.
I hear you too.
It works.
You just are missing a little better.
Yeah, I'm sure you'll come back.
That's fine.
He'll pop back in when he gets coverage.
I want to go.
We'll go to we'll go to sick.
We're about like five or minutes and then we'll.
Okay.
Well, I get to see it.
Before I forget we're going to end it. Because I forget. We'll get to end it.
Huh?
Because this has been such, you know, a great show and everything's worked out great.
We have some Ruby merch dropping soon if we're about to.
Oh, yeah, I want to make sure we can talk about.
It's really cool.
We're doing a gene, we're only the GD collection.
I think that has the pictures of it.
Yeah.
Oh, the hot Genie is our relic,
a relic peeps.
We're finally doing them body pillows and my favorite new thing.
That I think it should have been Neptune, but it's finally it's this mouse pass.
We hear you, we hear you Gavin.
Hello.
Mouse pads, nice.
Yeah, got man pecs and also women pecs.
Oh my God, this is amazing.
This is amazing.
And comforted.
So check them out.
It's launching this Thursday.
Amazing.
I'm sure which I had that body pillow when I go in line the bathroom in a little bit.
To wait out the tornado warning.
You said this Thursday. This Thursday, the 24th. Nice.
Hey, Jeff. I'm still you. No, I hear you. No, we hear you. You hear us. Okay. Yeah.
Did you see, this is something I want to talk to you about Gavin.
So I am glad you're still here.
Did you all see, oh, he's frozen.
Did you all see that, there he is.
Did you all see that video where someone filmed the inside
of a dishwasher?
No, but Trevor was telling me about that.
Wait, why are they, I filmed the inside
of a dishwasher once?
Was that a different one?
They put like a GoPro 360. I guess like it was the same kind of dishwasher that I have at home.
So I was like, oh, that's my dishwasher. I saw it pop up.
Did you do an inside dishwasher? When I don't remember that?
There was, I was doing videos for Samsung and one of their phones could do like a thousand
frames a second. So I shoved it in my dishwasher for one of the posts.
That's amazing. I've seen, I can't remember, I think it was probably TikTok,
because everything at this point took time. But somebody had a glass front dishwasher,
so you could see what happened and like how it was cool.
It was not what I started stacking my dishes differently after I saw that.
I was like, oh, that's how this magic water box works.
What did you learn?
Like what should we be doing?
That video, the video that I saw was cool because since it was a 360 camera, they could
like rotate the angle as different things were happening.
So you're like, oh, you can see the dishes here.
Then you could like look up, be like, oh, this is the where this
how the soap comes out.
And you could see, you couldn't control it yourself,
but they were panning around in the video showing you all the
different stuff that was happening.
I was like, oh, that's really interesting.
It's not just like static one angle.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool.
The one I saw.
Yeah, I just learned that you should face stuff inside,
which I think was already a thing water that's used in a dishwasher. Yeah, really? I have a question about
dishwasher's. Why do all my glasses come out looking like they got dipped in
like a fog every time? Like I always get that like foggy, streaky stuff on my
glasses. Do you need to maybe change the rinse that you're using? We've been
using like we also use like dishwasher,
cleaner and rinse aid and all that stuff. Every, every few weeks or something like that or if she
uses, and I've changed the detergent that we've used, maybe I think we've cleaned the filter a
couple of times as well. Yeah, I make sure that you're two years of home ownership and I was disgusted. Did you learn from Tick-Tack? Make sure your rinse is full and that you're using a decent one
and that you use it every time you run it.
It's always a nice, really my rinse.
It's like a separate fluid you put in there.
It's just like a fluid, I don't know,
it takes the spots off your glasses.
I've never done anything like a rinse.
Any option in it than just like a standard watch.
Oh, there's a tornado in Round Rock. Oh shit. I'm looking at it.
That's why I 35 and 45.
Is it where what direction is it moving? Wait, it's heading east.
It's like where a Dell close to where Dell is. Hello, it's Eric. Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna step in and call it. We need to,
yeah, let's, uh, we need to end the episode. Uh, I don't, I don't think there's
going to be a post show. I'm very sorry. We'll see what we can do to record
something for everyone out there. Uh, I apologize, having to call this,
uh, 100% on me. I'm making the call.
You're going to end this so everyone can go
Lane a bathtub Gavin style and we'll we'll see you guys soon. Thank you very
much. Thank you, Aaron. Thank you guys for understanding.
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