Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gusless - #395
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He did not make it that's the first he's never missed the beginning of a podcast. I think this is like
Mr. Perfect attendance. Yeah, I'm actually I don't even know what to do because usually I'm like,
hey, hey everybody.
Welcome to the Rooster Teeth podcast
which is officially gustless.
We have Gus's empty chair.
Gavin.
Barbara.
Bernie and Gus's empty chair.
And did he tell you the sponsors?
Oh, yeah, let me do it like Gus
because he's not here.
I need to read what's at the top of the screen right now
uh... want to thank
brain tree ring and square space
for sponsoring the pod test a little more enthusiastic
now i just i feel like i have to like overplay it because he just like stops everything dead and it's tracts whenever he does
i feel like we shouldn't like be doing this right now
well we should replace him because he's not here. He's never missed the beginning.
So that means he's gonna miss the entire thing.
I think that's more than the reason to start the podcast.
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna delay everyone who's watching at home,
all over the world,
because Gus can't get off a plane in time.
I'm not saying we should have delayed.
We should have just replaced him with someone who's here.
We have a lot of people who work in a company.
That's a good point.
I mean, if he's gonna be late,
I guess if he's not here for a while,
we can just replace him with somebody else.
How long do we wait until we fill the chat?
I don't know, now that he's not here,
that ship is sales.
Well, why don't we just replace him with something
like equally as energetic and charismatic,
like cardboard box or something of that sort?
Cardboard boxes like people though.
So they like to be around people and be open.
Gus is not that way.
I have the bottle opener.
I feel like.
You told us a story this weekend about like using a kiosk at where was he that
he used to kiosk that he was so happy.
Oh yeah.
You can have to talk to anybody.
Sit down at an iPad and you order and then food comes and then you pound the iPad and
you don't have to interface with the person.
That sounds great though.
That sounds terrible to me.
How is that terrible?
How is that more terrible than just talking to a human.
I traveled with Gavin this weekend,
and we, at one point, we don't sit next to each other
in planes, we don't even bother.
But occasionally, we accidentally get seated
near one another.
But how many times does that happen accidentally?
Just like, I put on this one.
It usually happens, I don't know why.
I select the exit row every time.
Gavin's got way more miles and he's got better status
on the airline for about another week.
So he gets upgraded more than I do.
But he also likes the bulkhead row,
which I can't stand.
The one with no seat in front of you,
so you have nothing to put your bag in.
That's what I tell the field.
Plain land straight off, I like it.
Cause you're close to the front of the plane.
You have to stand there and wait.
I just like the legroom.
I don't care about everyone so obsessed
with the fucking three minutes it takes to get off the plane.
It's crazy. Like as soon as the plane pulls up the gate,
everybody's up in the aisle and just waiting.
It's like, you're standing there like this with your head,
you know, from now on then, every time a plane lands,
just sit on the plane for 20 minutes.
You know what I used to do?
I used to wait until everyone else got off the plane
and then get off. That's weird.
I used to do that. But I still do that.
Like people freak out when they get to your row
and you don't get up, they go, are you getting up?
You're like, no, I'm not getting up. I just wait and let everyone go and when it gets like four rows back from me
It's enough of a gap that I can just get up put my stuff together
Oh, cuz it's cuz you have you travel now. It used to be a very easy person to travel with I mean now you travel with
So many gubs and all your gubs is split out on the flight and you go repackle your gubs back
You don't have a lot of gubs. He has gubs now.
Have you traveled with him?
He's got a drone.
He's got a load of camera bits.
He's a vlogger now.
Yeah, whatever, remember when we went, uh...
I come with like a, like a kit.
We went zip lining and you had like a fucking carful of gubs with you.
It's a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
Well, it's like on this trip we went, it was an overnight trip.
I, all I packed was like a pair of underwear in a shirt, like in with my camera because all my other carry-on baggage is taken up by
other stuff.
This is a point.
You had two bags.
One was camera, and one was drone.
Yeah.
And I assume.
You had to close in a toothbrush.
A toothbrush tucked away, and that was it, you know.
I think I can go one day without the other, I'm normally okay.
One day without the other.
Yeah.
Is that okay?
I just put on every day.
Are you keep looking at his chair?
What's with the back of his head? What are you calling? You're calling? Yeah, I that okay? I just put it on every day. Are you keep looking at his chair? You're the best with the fact that he's there.
Yeah, why are you calling?
You're calling?
Yeah, I'll call him.
Where is he?
Is he on the way here?
There's a call.
Just like to take the day off after he travels.
That's one thing that I was going to brief about.
Oh, I gotta make sure.
I'm always worried when I dial on camera
that I'm going to like accidentally reveal his phone number.
I used to worry that you know when you dial and it goes,
beep, beep, beep, like,
can you tell a phone number from the turn of the beeps? Sure. that, you know, when you dial and it goes, beep, boop, boop, like, can you tell a phone number
from the tune of the beeps?
Sure.
So when you just press on his name and it goes,
beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
I think theoretically, you could just like play that
and do those old-style phones.
I thought, does he do that in the end?
He doesn't do that on the iPhone.
Why did they take that out of first?
I'm not gonna do it right now,
but I feel like if I press buttons on my phone,
so you're just gonna make some erratic thumb movements
to mask what you're actually doing.
Yeah, I'm like, look at this, I'm dialing,
no, I just hit his contact, I got a new thing.
I'll go boob boob up at the same time.
All right.
Patiently.
Bernie is currently calling Gustavus Rolom.
He's not gonna answer because it's Gus.
Hey, it's Bernie, where are you?
What do you mean?
I'm the podcast where I'm supposed to be. Where are you? We started the podcast and Hey, it's Bernie. Where are you? What do you mean? I'm the podcast where I'm supposed to be.
Where are you?
We started the podcast and you're just sitting there.
Where are you?
Today's the day, man.
Where the fuck?
Oh, is that today?
Oh, what the fuck?
What's A's today?
Uh, the 26th.
Grab that trophy.
Come on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God!
Hello, welcome to the Gusto Rollup, oh, damn it.
How's it going guys?
All bad.
No, no, no.
Got the wrong one.
Yeah, you got the right one now.
Sorry, I brought this for you.
Thank you.
This one doesn't look good.
We're gonna the podcast, I'm Gus. I'm you. Thank you. It's one doesn't look good.
We're gonna do the podcast, I'm Gus.
I'm Gavin.
I'm Barbara.
And I'm Gus's empty chair.
And I'm Gus.
Wow.
So shiny.
It is so shiny and new.
And what about those?
After a billion years, if you're listening, we got a great set.
Audio version of this podcast, you're really not gonna understand what the hell just happened.
But you're now on the official Brand Spanking new ruse your teeth podcast set brand spanking you it's it's only
been sitting over there for about three months it's only been just off camera actually
been three months it's been about three months and it's been sitting over there
so I'm so much closer to Gavin now I'm so you know I do not want to hear any
complaints about how close you look at look at I can I Gavin's like right there Gus I can, I can, I can, Gavin's like right there, Gus, I feel like I can talk to you, like right on top of me.
It's where I always wanted you.
Can you tell me how much I've had to tell you how much I've had to tell you?
I'm making myself a drink.
It's different from...
Now you can push me away easily when I make a pun.
It was, uh, Newark is the airport with all the, uh, the kiosks and the, uh, and the, uh, and the iPads.
You don't have to talk to anybody.
It's not only restaurants, but it was also the little stores to buy bottled water.
Everything. They're not talking to anybody.
There's actually a couple restaurants that have that.
They gave me my own bag.
It's like now so that I can talk when I make a drink.
Oh, wow.
So I can hear a Barbara when I'm not doing anything.
Thank God.
Because I'm going to give myself a nice little maker's mark on the rocks.
Oh, one.
Would you like a maker's mark?
Yes, please.
Okay. You don't want to drink the lone star?
Not really.
I was sitting here.
I remember that.
I kicked it into oblivion.
I just made a joke.
I was like, right before we came on,
I was like, oh, you're right.
I'm sure we got this brand new beautiful set.
We probably stopped shitty lone star in the fridge, right?
I'm sure we got some beer.
Nope, we got shitty lone star in the fridge.
Now we have an actual bar on this set,
which I think is my favorite feature.
Mm-hmm.
And like, very, very, And like very, very updated and beautiful
and Bernie's breaking shit like normal. I like that we have a mic for someone who's just
I like the new features of the set. One of the things I want to talk about is this thing here. This is
a little lighting little gobo here so we don't have the big Warner Brothers like
Mel Merv Griffin style like big Ruzer T logo here. I want to keep that one take that home
Yeah, this was a
This was a long process of course this set was designed by
Marcus Laport just like everything else that we do so some people notice so I think the process started probably
Six months ago it started immediately after the off-top
We thought we were gonna launch it like what in May
Yeah, and I think some people noticed, because when work on this one started,
the old podcast set was taken off of this riser.
So we were all lower to the ground.
So some people complained that we looked darker
and that the Xbox sign behind the old podcast set was higher
because the platform was gone.
We were sitting on the floor.
People noticed that.
People pointed that out right away.
Well, I did not even notice that.
It might be easy to notice and like best of
Compilations where it's you know is you're cutting back and forth between different ones than suddenly we're like
Yeah, my shot so much easier
You know, I had a really I think that turned out to be highly anti-climactic
I thought what's that which is I set up earlier today
we recorded our last everything on the Rushi podcast set,
the one we just left, and they were gonna be breaking it down
and putting this set up.
And I was like, oh, that's kind of a cool moment.
So I thought, I'm gonna grab time lapse of that.
And I asked the phrase, how long is it gonna take
and they said about 60 minutes to break it down
and put the new one in.
And I was like, great, so my time lapse for 60 minutes.
It only took 45 minutes, which is great.
But here's basically the way that works,
as a time lapse, is the old set,
they're breaking it down piece by piece, goes, goes, goes,
goes, goes, goes, goes, like 30 minutes,
and then it's all finally gone,
and then the new would just roll in.
It was like, oh, that was, that was,
that was pretty anticlimactic.
My mind just says, I'm a stator.
Just gave me, look at this.
Where's it going?
It's going over there.
Anywhere but 30.
Oh, Barbara's so happy about that,
because she was missing the fact that our old microphone arms
They would take off if you like push it down enough
They would just spring back up and that was so funny every time
Every time every time
Stuff is funny Barbara cheers podcast. I look I can cheers you Gavin. We're so close
Can I cheers Gus?
Only you make that noise That's the Oh, you can make that noise.
That's the only way you can do it.
So, I made someone really mad the other day.
Really was it me?
Because you took us to the world's worst event ever?
Wow.
That's awesome.
Oh my god, I thought we weren't going to talk about that.
It's great of it.
I made someone really mad.
I went to get a rental car.
And I used this service called Silvercar.
I've talked about in the podcast before. Where it's Silvercar?
Yeah, all they do is they just rent Audi A4. So it's like you don't pick your car.
They just rent, all they have is one kind of car. So the guy comes by, they pick you up at the airport
and they get to the place to get your car. He comes by and picks me up and he's like,
he's driving, he's like, he looks at me, goes, you look really familiar. Have I picked you up before?
And I was like, yeah, probably, you I rent all the time in the L.A.
He's like, oh yeah, maybe that's it, that's it.
And then, so we're driving a little bit,
then he looks at me and he goes, wait a minute,
aren't you Gus from Rooster Teeth?
I was like, yeah, I am.
He's like, oh yeah, big fan, I love the podcast,
love everything you guys do.
He's like, cool, it's good to meet you.
He's like, oh man, I got another coworker at the place
who's gonna flip out, I gotta tell him when you get there.
So, yeah, that's like,
oh my favorite thing is the podcast set.
I just love the way that you guys stuck with that for years.
Should never change it.
I like the fact you're not making a new set.
I was like, yeah, that's fine.
I'd love to meet him.
So, we get to the place and when you're like checking in to get your car,
you have to launch the app and you scan a QR code on your car
to like register it at a service.
I don't know.
So then like, I pull my phone out and I'm getting ready to scan it.
He's like, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm like, what?
He goes, he looks around.
He goes, do you want to drive a 2017 Audi?
He's like, I've got it in the back.
He's like, I was supposed to run it.
It's some Asian guy earlier and I forgot.
And I was like, well, that's a weird thing to say.
I already told you that.
I was like, sure, whatever.
I don't care.
Yeah, I'll drive a 2017 car.
He's like, hold on, hold on.
He's like, I've got to get it.
So I see me like, runs to the back of the warehouse
It's like there's one card in the very back. He goes and he gets it and he like drives it out
He's like that's brand new it's beautiful. It's only got like 10 miles on it. I was like cool
It was all look look no agents of
He's like look. Oh, there's there's my friend who who's a who's a wrist-teeth fan. Let me tell him
He's like hey, hey, you know John or whatever. It's God's for rooster teeth and the guys like
I'm like, that's weird, that's weird.
That's weird.
Then he like kind of walks over
and like real quiet under his bed.
It's like, hey, we've met before.
I gave you a ride.
I was like, oh cool, he's, listen,
I just told that guy over there
that we don't have any 2017 outies.
And he just saw this one come out
and you're getting in it and he's really mad.
And I turned and I look in the parking lot
and there's an Asian dude who's just red and like screaming in the parking lot. I was like, oh, sorry.
Why couldn't you why couldn't you just say that you rented it before him?
I think he was there before me.
Was he good recognize that it was a 2017 instead of a 2016?
They look they look a little different.
You even you pointed out like the lights looked different on the side.
Yeah, on the back.
Is that when you put your sunglasses on and just flipped him off outside the window?
It's just a bit like I didn't normally get in a car
No, like I set the chair and I set the mirrors. I didn't do any of that
I just got in the car and took off I went like around the corner to like a convenient store
Like that's where I got like settled in the car
Yeah, it's really not a guy's a new guess is not that
Convertational no, you're eyes just like bolted looking ahead just like you know, like I don't see him
Yeah, I need to the gentlemanly thing and offer him the car. Fuck if I want to drive the new car
So guys guys want get who wants to get what he wants, but he doesn't want to be
Confrontation I didn't know I was the daughter goes
Oh my wife's Asian and then gets it
That's all I know I didn't know I wanted it and then they gave it to me. It's like well, yeah, now it's mine of course
I earned this you got to like you know it immediately became yours got to let the perks happen
It became mine when I scanned the QR code got it's the real ship. That's the rules
It's not a break the rules cut break the rules is the way it happens. It's such a like try explaining that even in the year like 2005
I scanned my red yeah my friends are fine. It's mine and so I had to use that can actually put my hand like over here like rest
I'm the we this nice velvety couch that we have, I love it.
We saw the one of the weirdest things
while we were riding in Gus' 2017 Audi.
Oh, you were with him too?
In LA, at the World's Worst Event.
And then when we were on our way back from it,
we saw a car that we talked about very early in the podcast.
One of our early sponsors?
One of our first ever sets.
We had no sponsors for the podcast,
and we said we were sponsored by Maybok.
Is it my book or Maybok?
I think at the time we said Maybok, but it's actually my book.
Is it my book?
It's like the very expensive luxury car.
It's like a Rolls or a Bentley.
But probably the most plain looking luxury car from the outside.
Except for the one we saw.
That was an unusual car.
How would you describe it, Gavin?
A car covered in black velvet. It was covered in black velvet.
No, it wasn't.
And it absolutely was.
It had curtains.
Like velvet material.
It looked like velvet.
It was this.
It was literally like this material right here on the front,
on the black velvet.
How is that appropriate for a car that's out in I assume,
whether well, it doesn't rain very much in Los Angeles.
So as long as you keep it in a garage, I guess it's it would take one budget yeah that be like a fucking car
covered in suede it was it was it that's exactly what it looked like I thought
the exact same thing I said why don't you cover your car in suede yeah just
shrinks when it rains it was well Bentley oh that's one of them yeah damn it so ugly
that's a Bentley but the thing with the cover and velvet the important part is not the car the important part is that it's covered in velvet I found that I'm so ugly. That's a Bentley. But it's a thing with the cover in velvet. The important part is not the car.
The important part is that it's covered in velvet.
I found that.
I went for a my-bought cover in velvet.
You can't really tell.
And it was also not every part of it was covered in velvet.
The hood, the roof, and the trunk were,
but all the side panels were not.
Just the places that would get rain.
It had a velvet mohawk.
I probably didn't want wheels spinning up against velvet on the side.
It just joked about velvet on the top.
You don't do it.
It also had curtains on the inside of the rear windows.
Yeah, like a hers.
Like a hers, yeah.
You could draw the curtains closed
if you wanted privacy in the back seat of your car.
Well, you know what, that actually changed,
I thought, the look of the car more than the velvet did.
Yeah, it was like, okay, the curtains,
I was like, that car looks like looks creepy now, because it has curtains.
And not like, I'm judging curtains in a car,
but not like great curtains,
like kind of see through.
You don't like it when you're in a hotel,
and there's that first way.
The little white cheer one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can people see through that?
No.
I'm asking for a really specific reason.
No, okay.
Unless it's like really dark outside
and you have all the lights on.
Okay. Then it's a little dangerous. Yeah, I think. Unless it's like really dark outside and you have all the lights on. Okay.
Then it's a little dangerous.
Yeah, I think.
What would you do to a car if you had all the money
in the world and you just wanted to do something silly?
I know what I'm gonna do and I'm gonna do it to my car,
so I'm not gonna tell you.
What are you gonna do?
I'm not gonna.
I just told you I can tell you.
I tried to do it.
I'll see you soon.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna do astroturf.
I think.
I'm doing it and I don't want anybody to take my idea
before I do it.
Is it astroturf?
Wink. It was. Now I gotta fucking audible and do something else. So I'm gonna cover mine with leopard print
That wasn't one of my sponsor segues, by the way. Yeah, I mean audible in the sports sense
Not need listen to books since I'm amazed people are tweeting using hashtag our key podcast and they can tell that you have a cold
Yeah, well, I mean I I sound different, I assume.
I wouldn't notice.
Didn't she say it in the pre-thing?
Did she?
No, I didn't say it in the pre-thing.
So you think she sounds normal right now?
I don't pay attention, I guess.
Sounds like shit right now.
Thanks, Gavin.
You do?
You sound like you're ill.
That's what happened before we recorded that intro.
Gavin was saying I sounded like shit and then you got on Gavin for saying that to me
right before we recorded it.
Because the day you say that it's something before they go on Mike.
They sound like shit.
The three days earlier, we're on million dollars butt set and Bernie sounded like shit.
I sounded fine.
You sounded like awful.
You sounded like you just woke up.
I probably did just wake up.
I know.
I was only a little bit at all time.
Clear through.
Fuck off.
How about that?
You don't tell people before they go on camera.
Well, you sound like shit.
But is that how you're gonna use it?
I don't care if I sound like shit. I just don go on camera. Well, you sound like shit. But is that how you're gonna use it?
I don't care if I sound like shit,
I just don't want someone to tell me
who looks like shit.
There's some other company
that used to do that before every live appearance of me.
Jeff, no, he would walk up to me and go,
like literally he would say,
we'd be going on, maybe announcing your names
and he would say, is that what you're gonna wear
for the panel?
Like every time, like some kind of like
little snarky comment.
It's like, you want to look at your hair before it's out?
Joel.
You just, I never understood it.
That was just him living his own insecurities.
Was he just kidding?
Yeah, but he did it every time we did something.
It's like I learned to expect that he was going to do that.
See, I didn't do it every time.
I just do it when he sounded iffy.
That's why I reacted the way I did when you said it to me.
I was like, go fuck yourself.
No, if someone told me.
Someone told me before I go on camera.
But that's not sabotaged.
You already sound sabotaged.
What?
You sound sabotaged.
If someone told me I look like shit,
or that like, are you gonna wear that?
I would never do that.
That would be a confidence blast, definitely.
But not like you can't perform.
That's not.
I mean, the sound of my voice is not really my performance
for this.
If I was voice acting, it'd be different.
What if Ode to your spot?
What did you just say?
The sound of your voice is not your performance for this?
It's a podcast.
It's just, I mean, whether or not my voice is nasally or not.
It's your energy level.
Yeah, I could still talk fine.
I can't maybe like change my voice a sound a certain way.
Fine.
Fine.
Like the least that it's.
Someone on Twitter was this at H underscore panda one.
That sounds made up.
Claims to be a Mercedes Benz expert.
So Maybach or Mybach is Mercedes Benz.
Correct.
They're on a Mercedes Benz.
They say the reason not everything was covered was because of all the radars under
the bumpers and panels.
Yes.
I believe it.
Radar is blocked by velvet.
Yes.
So like if we wanted to build a cheaper stuff bomber,
can we just cover it and velvet?
It will be dark, probably.
Also those sensors, unless they have a special technology,
you can see those sensors.
On my car, they're like little dots.
Can they cut little holes for the sensors?
I mean, if it's black velvet,
I'm sure a hole wouldn't show up.
Usually, you can repaint them.
Eh.
Right? Sure.
I don't know.
I want some clarification on that age.
Underscore Panda 1.
I want some sources, some references.
Let me read this.
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So like in speaking with this guy, or speaking about this guy who claims to be an expert
on Mercedes-Benzis.
Not saying you're not, I just want some...
He is, he's saying you're not.
I had a really frustrating interaction on social media the other day.
Last week...
That's your social media to not jump.
Go ahead.
Last week we talked about how during the football game, during NFL game,
Adrian Peterson got hurt and had to be carried out through a restaurant
in the Viking Stadium to get to the locker room.
Let me look up exactly how to switch down. Someone tweeted at me say that they were laughing at how wrong
I got all of the facts about that. I think what did he say that I was butchering the meme?
Yeah. I don't know what he said. Yeah, he's listening to me butchering the meme. I said,
Yeah, he's listening to me butchers of the meme. I said, what?
He goes,
Agent Peterson was being carried through the team entrance
which happens to look like a restaurant,
similar to the Dallas Cowboys stadium.
It's not actually a restaurant.
So I tweeted him three articles that said
that it was through a restaurant.
Then he wrote, oh, well, I stand partially corrected.
It is a restaurant.
It is however the official tunnel under the field.
And I said, that's exactly what we're criticizing.
That's exactly what we were saying.
That is true.
We have to be taken through a restaurant
and he's only partially corrected.
But in his mind, he's like, oh yeah,
they're still partly wrong.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
We were 100% right.
And I went out of my way to find sources.
And he's like, oh no, I sent partially correct.
I thought he was gonna say,
I stay in partially corrected
because it still looks like a restaurant.
Mark or the best thing is when they say
I am only partially wrong because I thought I was right basically that I was completely wrong
But because I thought I was right then it's so it's it's not my fault
I often do you enter into a twer argument? Do you think I'm off Twitter? No?
Ballacks. I'm off Twitter. Well, I'm taking a break. Why?
Get more and another stuff and it's just like I is like, I don't need that to check.
So I kind of like, I don't go on Reddit anymore,
and I'll go on Twitter anymore.
Is that what you don't respond to?
I'm going occasionally like, I do go through Twitter occasionally
and read and like, we'll like things every now and then.
But I haven't posted now in a while, like four or five days, I think.
Oh, because I told you to come hang out with me the other day.
Is that what you didn't respond?
Oh, you're on Twitter doing that?
Yeah.
You know, it's still going to notification
if you actually did that, you know that right? Yeah
You also have his phone number. You also never tweeted me ever what I do all the time you tweet to go do
something yeah plans you a public
video what I do with burning I always tweet you responses of what I know every single other person
is responding to you mm-hmm like one time, I think we're complaining about how like you get notifications on every
single platform and I was like, I'm Bernie, I'm so popular.
And then I respond to myself saying, please don't fire at me.
Yeah, I think my, here's my, I can read you my last text conversation with Barbara, which
is PS, I think there's a bunch of us going to that thing.
And I wrote PS, what you just wrote wasn't actually a PS, it's just a message.
She goes, BTW, you're happy with that?
PS, I hate you.
Wait, so you started a message with PS?
Yeah, it was a brand new message.
She had a message mean like five days.
Because we were talking about it before.
Also BTW is not a way to start a message too.
BTW, by the way.
Yeah, like, how is that ever the first a message too BT. Dubs by the way
Yeah, like that how is that ever the first thing you say to someone by the way? We're doing that We'll just hey we're doing that what's the by the way for because we've been talking about it before
Hey, I don't think that's what by the way is for yeah, by the way shut up
She's continuing the conversation by the way
It's like we've had a conversation about something and now I need to quickly mention this I'm also a level
I don't remember the conversation, but earlier.
It's all new conversations.
It was about going to that thing,
and who was going to that thing.
Can I tell you what I'm very happy about?
No.
We fired somebody else at the company.
He was featured in the Roushirti vlog that I put up
this last week, his name is Evan Bregman,
and the thing that makes me most happy about Evan,
he's a very intelligent man.
There's a lot about metrics.
Tells us how to like program our content in ways
that we never looked at before.
Great.
It's great.
Anytime I get an email from him with that stuff,
it's amazing to go through and look at that.
That's so good to have that stuff.
And the best part of bottom is that he pronounces both
with an L. He says both.
Does he?
I don't like him anymore.
It's so refreshing.
That's so funny.
Who knows that? Who knows it? What region is that from? I think it's Northeast. Ah, it's so refreshing, that's all. So what he knows is that a pronounced it.
What region is that from?
I think it's Northeast, I think it's New England.
We say both.
Because he's, no, he's from LA though.
But originally?
But Michael doesn't say both.
He doesn't?
I think the imagine Michael is different.
Like, Drees is like a car route.
Drees is not New England.
It is, but it's like a car route accent wise.
Hmm.
Yeah, there's, I mean, there's,
they have their own language.
I think it's Jersey.
Both, to me, I've always seen, uh, in my my mind. It's always been like an upstate New York thing.
Like further. Like Buffalo. I'll ask him. How do you say?
No, it's one of a sort of a metaphor. I just think it's a sign of sophistication.
Unicorn thing. You see the word both and you want to improve upon it. See? You did such a great job.
Say, say both. How do you say froth? Froth? No, I'm froth.
I don't say bath.
Yes.
What was that?
Bouth.
What?
What was that meant to be?
Bose.
Bouth.
Bose.
And then froth.
I don't say froth.
He's what I'm saying.
He can't be bolt-third to go with all of those weird words you're saying.
What other word is sounds like bolt?
How do you pronounce O-A-T-H?
Off.
Oath?
Do you really say off?
Do you?
How do you say it?
Barb?
Oath?
Yeah, I say Oath.
I don't.
I don't.
I can't.
I say Oath.
But I always say both.
I've always said both my entire life.
It's weird.
It's like a standout way.
I didn't even know it was a thing to my buddy in college
pointed out to me
and then I wrote that my versus blue scene based on that.
I never noticed it until we did that scene.
Right.
And I was like, mother fucker.
Now I can't unhear it.
I want other people to say both.
You'll not even in the scene.
It was like a griff in Simmons.
Yeah.
They argue with each other about saying both.
Why didn't you make it about church?
Because it was actually, it was too close to home.
I don't know.
I mean, all the material comes out of my head.
I mean, it's like,
we're gonna make it in the blind church.
Yeah, but now you have to make other people say both.
When you say it naturally, anyway,
it's such an easy gift for your character.
Well, I guess so.
I mean, church has probably said both of you guys.
Both.
There was someone on Twitter who said
they feel bad that we have to be on the same couch
as we were before.
This is not the same couch.
Not even close.
It's a much smaller, more intimate couch.
And it also, like, makes us sit upright. This is not the same couch. Not even close, it's a much smaller, more intimate couch. And it also makes us sit upright.
It's not all curved back anymore.
Those chairs that were on the old podcast set,
I like calling it the old podcast set now,
those chairs were a nightmare.
I never liked those chairs.
Why?
What was a nightmare though?
It was like a crevice in the back where you'd be like,
you'd be like an avi-shake while you're sitting in the next,
it's just awful. That's a great chair. I'm like an open- like an avi-shake while you're sitting in the next, this awful.
I'm like an open-hearty L-shake.
Because there's always food in their little nooks.
Good Lord.
Like crumbs.
You know, this couch is nooks too.
Oh no, it actually doesn't on the seat part,
just on the arm rest part.
So we're good, we're safe.
Is it comfortable, the new couch?
Yeah, it kind of feels like a car.
I would like it if I was in your position
because it's material versus the other one was like,
pleather leather. Yeah, it was a leather
It is leather I think like these are leather chairs and it's like kind of wish we had cloth. I kind of wish we had cloth armrests
Cloth, it's the right way to say it. Cloth
It's the right way to say it. Should I talk about my my genius movie watching idea? Yes
I'm very upset. Only that's actually true.
To tell your story, get in and out of it.
I'm upset with you and I wanna come back to this.
You wanna go first?
Legitimately upset with you.
Tell your story.
Your idea's a great idea.
That's sabotage.
You're not gonna come to sabotage a story.
What are you care about?
I don't care about my story, what you pissed off with.
So Gus.
Oh, I'm getting dragged into this.
After the World's Worst Event that we went to this weekend,
you went out for a trick afterwards, right?
Yes.
And I don't know if you remember,
but at one point I asked Gavin,
are you going to RTX Sydney?
Like, are you doing it?
Because I got an email about a thing
where I was supposed to be helping somebody
organize something for RTX Sydney.
And Gavin says, I don't know, they haven't told me,
but all I know is they've booked Dan.
And I go, well, I said I'm told me?
I said if they booked Dan to go, we had this discussion about they book Dan but not you to go.
I said if they book Dan and not you, that means you're going.
Like it's slow-mo guys, so you're going to go to RTX Sydney.
Well, I'm shooting that.
Well, what do you say?
We're going to try and film that.
That means you're going.
I know.
But in the conversation, you specifically said,
I asked you to go to RTX Sydney, go, they book Dan, they didn't book me, but they book Dan, so going. I know. But in the conversation, you specifically said, I asked you to go to archaic and they go,
they booked Dan, they didn't book me, but they booked Dan,
so I don't know.
Ballet!
You literally said that!
No, I did it!
What was the conversation where they booked Dan,
but not you?
What is the context of that conversation?
Because you did say that.
I think my answer is, yeah, I think so.
I mean, Dan's going.
I didn't say, I don't know.
But you didn't answer the question,
are you going to sing dance, go ahead.
That one sounds more like you.
What's that?
The one you said.
Yeah, I don't know that book, Dan.
So then I go to Bethany today and I go,
hey, can you just tell Gavin if he's going to RTX
and you're not, because I was with him this week
and he didn't know if he was going
but Dan's book to go but he's not.
But Dan's going.
But Gavin doesn't know if he's going or not.
And so Bethany writes him on Slack and she goes,
can you just look up at our previous conversation on Slack
that literally it's me telling you
that you're going to RTX Sydney and that your book
to say that you are officially confirmed?
And so she goes and he goes, oh yeah, I know,
I'm all aware of that.
And so then Bethany comes back to me like,
I'm a fucking psycho.
That I ruined her day, interrupted her
from what she was doing to tell her to please let Gavin know
if he's going to arch exit and you're not and he's already known.
Are you sure?
And then when she asked him he goes, I'm well aware of this fact.
Are you sure you didn't ask me whether I'm, whether people know I'm going?
I just said, are you going to arch exit me?
That's what I said.
I'm sure, hey, I'm just saying, well they booked Dan.
All right, let me first throw this out there.
Bitbeft.
Yes. Yeah.
And maybe you didn't ask it in the way that you're saying you did.
I don't understand this.
I know I'm going.
This goes back to another conversation you had.
Now you've been in Bethany, don't you?
Where it's like, I'm specifically asking for a reason.
Like, are you going to archek Sydney?
That's like, I'm asking you because I think you're going and we've had this conversation
before.
I have they officially booked you and you know, told you that you're going. we've had this conversation before and have they officially booked you and you know told you that you're going
But let me ask you this what's in it for me to say I don't know I'm going
What's in it for you because you're you're pointing out the fact that you don't know
But you know Dan's going so I guess that I'm going no, I know I'm going, but why would I say I didn't?
What like what how's that benefit? I don't know. I'm, cause you're, you're mental.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know why you think that's what you asked me.
You, you like just like led me into this trap.
Did you ask me?
So when I asked you, are you going to RTX Sydney?
Let me ask you now.
Yeah.
Are you going to RTX Sydney?
Yeah.
That's how you answer the question.
Not by saying, well, Dan's book so,
you know, that's like, oh shit, nobody tells Gavin
if he's going or not, but they decided to book Dan.
You literally, to say you were going,
all you said was Dan was booked and that you're not.
I would love if I remembered this conversation better,
because I really don't.
And I immediately, like next day, I got your back,
I go into Beth and go, please, I can't.
But I appreciate your effort, and I'm sorry,
I made you sound like a lunatic.
I sound really like a psycho.
I don't really remember the conversation.
This is after the worst event of all time. That you like a psycho. I don't really remember the conversation
This is after the worst meant of all time that you guys maybe I was annoyed at you for something
We we got trapped. I'm just on trap. Everyone disappeared on a set night. Do you remember that?
Oh, we just stayed out. No you guys disappeared and then we couldn't figure out where you went So everyone just kind of dispersed yeah, we said we're going to the bathroom. Yeah, then I went to the bathroom
We came out everyone was gone is that what happened? That's what happened. I remember just
sitting in the lobby. Yeah, then we were like, oh, I guess everyone just left. And we just,
you and I just sat in the lobby. What did it? Gavin take a longer time to finish the usual?
What? So can each other up a little bit? Oh wow. I'm going to the bathroom.
Wow, I'm going to the bathroom. You know, I'm in a vlogel.
Like a graduation.
For a guest's mouth.
It's a normal amount of time to pee.
So right, have you ever been-
Bar-peats, such a pretty picture.
Have you ever been watching something, Barbara?
Yeah.
But like Aaron wants to watch something else.
No.
Okay.
What?
Like on TV?
Yeah.
Like I'm watching something. Yeah
Watch I know what is going I don't want to watch this and he goes like let's watch something else. Oh, I see
I know we're going to see well here's my idea my genius movie watching idea. Oh is this okay
So you're watching a movie?
Do you watch the movie is normal, but every other frame is of a different movie.
Right?
Every other frame.
So you're watching the Matrix and every other frame is reservoir talks.
Or the notebook, okay.
The notebook is also a movie.
Sorry, yes.
I'm trying to paint the pictures.
So you're watching two movies simultaneously.
Do you think you could focus your attention on one of the movies
while someone else focuses their attention on the other one? And you just have
the audio of the one you want to watch. Or do you think if you had one ear that
was one movie and one ear that was the other movie? That you just have two movies
and watch two movies at once. That's what's interesting to me is watching two
movies at the same time. That's impossible. I don't totally
mean you'd probably have a seizure. No, it'd be time. That's impossible. I don't totally mean to do it. You'd probably have a seizure.
No. It'd be like,
well, I mean, I don't know.
It also had to decide whether to replace the frame
with the other movie or just move the frame
till after the other frame.
But the idea would be to have both movies play
at the same time.
Yeah, you would have to replace because we moved after
then you're watching two movies, right?
You're doubling the length.
Yeah, at the same time.
It would have to be like, you're watching every movies, right? You're doubling the length. You would have to be like,
you're watching every other frame of the movie.
Like, I wanna watch the odd edition
of the Matrix today.
I'm gonna watch the Evenes.
I think the Evenes has a better flow than the odds.
I'm dying to try this.
I think it's in brilliant ideas.
Is that one movie will never have the exciting moments
at the exact same time as the other movie.
So you could be like focusing on this one.
Oh, it's an explosion.
But you're saying watching an entire movie all the way through on one of them.
Yeah.
Well, hopefully watch both movies at the same time.
With one and one ear and one and the other.
Yeah.
And you just sort of like focus your attention where you want.
I honestly think I would have a seizure and start calming it down if that happened.
No, I don't think I could do that.
I don't know if it's like humanly possible.
What I told Gavin is I've seen proof of concepts of this
that utilize the polarization for 3D televisions.
So you could have glasses basically
that have two left eye polarization in it
and someone else wears two right eye polarization.
And then the movies can be shifted off of frame
so that one only appears in the left
and one only appears in the right.
So they'll be taking the technology from a 3D movie.
And making two 2D movies, you have two movies.
Right.
Gavin didn't remember the viral hoax about the guy who had invented the little sensors you put on your head
and they make your eyes blink in the frequency of a 3D movie.
I don't even remember that.
Really? I thought I'd just warn you, I showed that to you guys on the podcast you seen it right yeah
It's really really good. I tried to emulate it myself. Yeah, so the blink is fast. You possibly good
That's I thought it was really well and you're cuz there's like it's like a hoax that like has no impact
It's like why would someone to go through this amount of trouble to all that visual effects of having the guys eyes blink out of time
It's really well done. It's really well done
of having the guys eyes blink out of time. It's really well done.
It's really well done.
Yeah.
One of them's like,
you're, you're, you're,
your eyelids will get tired.
Oh, they would get like,
they would be physically,
your eyes,
right after a while.
You'd have to have like another
mister attachment to like,
keep your eyes moist at the same time
while you're blinking non-stop.
I mean, one eye would have to open
and close so many times in a second.
I mean, I'm sure the speed would be doable
but to go the other way is to miss it.
It's gonna lubricate in a lifetime.
Like you can never blink and open in the same amount of time.
Yeah.
Like following each other.
You'd have to like figure out the most efficient blink,
where it's like maybe the eyelid
doesn't cover the whole eye.
It just comes down far enough to cover your pupil.
Yeah, and then go back up.
Well, that's what people do when they look around.
Like if I snap my eyes over there,
if you film that in slow-mo, sometimes the eyelid
comes down over the pupil as it moves
and then comes back up.
Really?
But not all the time.
Your brain also shuts off your vision
while you snap your eyeballs.
Yeah, like if you look from side to side.
You get temporarily blind.
So you don't see all the motion blur.
Yeah, self-ill.
I mean, you see some.
God, this is making me very aware of my eyeballs.
It is, I'm like, you're super aware of your eyeballs.
The, yeah, I think pause for a moment,
I wanna do something.
Okay.
I wanna acknowledge something.
I acknowledge.
Two things, I wanna acknowledge the broadcast crew
for pulling off that introduction on today's podcast
because we worked on it, we were convinced
it could possibly be wrong with the Switch to Live,
so you guys did a tremendous job.
I also wanna give a shout out to the broadcast crew
for dealing with the old podcast set
being on the floor and not on one of our platforms
could because they had to break it down
and reconstruct it every single week.
And that was just like piece by piece.
So first of all times,
because sometimes other productions use it
for recording various things.
For six months.
It's probably the most commonly used set out of everything.
I do like when you talk about the crew,
they switch to the pretty camera.
I know, they're just like, look what we can do.
That's the secret now.
It's like, did you ever notice when you're watching
the opening credits to a movie that the most like regular,
like awesome shot in the opening credits
always has the director's name on it. That's a thing that's done.
I'll have to look out for that.
Yeah, you'll notice it now that I always pointed out to me like years and years ago.
Now it's like you always kind of just laughed.
It's weird to me when that's not the case though.
Because sometimes you'll watch a movie and then like the director's credit is like nothing
or like the weirdest shot of the opening console.
Right, it's like, oh, okay, cool.
I remember watching, I don't remember the name of the movie, it might be spy-hard or something,
but weird, our son, the opening, and all the credits are coming up, it's like a musical
opening, like a Bond movie, and then his name comes up and he goes, like, he does a little
nod to it or something, it's pretty funny.
That's great.
It was a nice touch.
Did you make a tweet this weekend that like all the James Bond actors?
Yeah, the official ones are still alive. Yeah, I just think it's cool. They're all alive at the same time
I'm pretty happy that all the the the
Presidents that are alive now like I just saw I've like the all the way going all the way back to Carter is a
Regan though Reagan's not alive Reagan's not alive
But like almost all the presents for my entire life are a lot. It's a Reagan though. Reagan's not alive. Reagan's not alive. But like, almost all the presents for my entire life
are still alive.
It's crazy to me.
I just think it's nice to appreciate
the people being alive.
Like you always, you'll be bummed out
when one of them dies.
It's like, man, I can't believe we had all the buns
until 2016 or whatever.
Yeah, but then you also forget, which is really sad.
Like I had to think for a second that Reagan was dead.
Like I was going over my head like, who was not alive.
He died a while ago too. That was a long time. He was already, he was one of the older presidents when he my head like who was not alive. He died a while ago too.
Yeah, he was a long he was already he was one of the older presidents when he got elected. Yeah, he was
pretty old dude to begin with. And he had lived a long life. I think he was in his 90s. He might have
been like in his early 90s when he passed away. When was he president? 80 to 88. So was he in his?
I think he was elected at 74. Which I think Trump's 72, right? Not Trump's 70. 70?
Yeah.
Really, that's it.
So who'd be 70 when he's president?
The debate's going on right now.
Nope.
Is it?
Yeah, it is going right now.
Everyone just tuned out.
Raining was 93 when he passed away.
The debate's out of the highlights.
You know what I mean?
It's like those are wrong fucking debates
and I can't really take listening to either one of them.
And it's certainly not Trump for that long.
I just can't do it.
Do you think at this point anything said in that debate
would affect the audience for you or like for you?
Like if you miss it, what does it matter to you?
Oh, for my vote?
No, I can definitely say it would not.
Right.
It could.
Like honestly, I kind of keep in the back of my mind
that if like Trump like three weeks before the election
or a day before the election goes, nah. I was trying to show everybody how stupid media is and like how how you can easily manipulate it to the point where you could
Potentially get somebody who's gonna be president of the United States. I was just trying to prove that I'd be like that was fucking easy
So I would then be the biggest Trump fan in the world or someone could effectively just a
Mass enough money to then control the largest most modern military in the world.
Because essentially if you draw the line,
that's what's happening, right?
It's just someone with a lot of money
willing to invest the time and the energy
into ready for president
and they're essentially buying a military.
You know, I got in a long discussion with someone.
I was in LA for a couple days
and then I was home for like a day
then went back to LA with you guys.
And I was out to dinner with a friend and we were talking about for like a day, then went back to LA with you guys. And I was out to dinner with a friend,
and we were talking about just like how people,
they were talking about how someone with a lot of money
has so much influence.
Like a billionaire can just spend money
and make things happen.
Like Peter Thiel, like, whether or not you believe it,
funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker
and now Gawker's out of business.
I think that's true.
I think he has acknowledged that that is true.
And he did it like you
laid in weight because they out in him was not what it was yes and then because they publicly out in him
as you know being relevant to the public interest and of course he was like that's a very private matter
he held a grudge against him and when he had an opportunity he funded something to put them on the
business and this this person was saying they were at like an activist event
and that the billionaire got up
and was like Google had donated something
$150,000 to the event.
And then during the course of the event
they raised like $800,000.
And the billionaire got up and goes,
I just want everybody to know I'm gonna match tonight's total.
And like another $800,000.
Like whoa, he go, buff, you know, no big.
And they were saying it's like,
that's like so much influence to like be able to do that,
you know what I mean to do that kind of thing.
Not a part of them that, you know,
they're, they are easily considered a famous person.
And I said, you know, you can't buy that like fame
and what comes with it of just like people listening
to what you have to say.
Like a billionaire, yeah, shows up and makes spends $800,000.
But then like how many people is actually influenced?
It does buy things, you know, and it does make things happen.
But at the same time, that billionaire is looking at what they have and saying, I need that.
I need to have a voice that people listen to.
And so the way they try to get that is by dropping big chunks of change.
So I'm saying it's like, there's a lot of ways that you can influence things.
I think with Trump, I think it's less so about the money
and more his understanding of media,
like how he gets so much value out of media
for nothing, for nothing.
He just like, every day it's like, okay,
what was the inflammatory thing I said yesterday?
I got to top that, let's go.
And it's just like, it's literally, he was 100% correct.
When he said earlier in the campaign, he could walk out on the Fifth Avenue and shoot people and he wouldn't lose a single voter
And that was not even a very controversial
I mean you got you people got a little upset by that but it's not like
Out of the out of the ordinary. Yeah, I really do wonder like what it would take like
I can see a situation like I had I have a friend who thinks that the Trump campaign was a play, and that he didn't actually
want to be present.
Like a test.
Right.
Like, he just wanted to get enough attention to where he could
start, this was their prediction, that he could start a Fox
news network competitor.
And like, because that's worth a lot of money.
Yeah.
And like, just take over that whole audience from Fox news, for
instance, it's like, like, he would drop out of the race and then immediately start his own network.
And so this whole time, I've been thinking, okay, what if they're right?
Could he drop out at any point?
I wonder at this point, if Trump wanted to leave the race or submarine his own campaign,
could he do it?
I know he could drop out of the race.
What would happen?
But if he just said, I'm going to adopt a strategy from this point forward.
Like, at the debates tonight, I'm just going to start saying,
Lutitik shit, like off the rails.
Like, we're going to put people in prisons and stuff like that.
Could he damage his own campaign enough to not get elected at this point?
Or is it just like, is it far enough along the way?
No, I don't think so.
He couldn't stop it.
I think everyone, I think I'm going to.
I think I'm going to pull down the baby's pants and put his finger in the baby.
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Who is a crime? Who is a crime? Who is a crime? Who is a crime? Who is a crime? I'm just trying to think of something men do. I don't think there's anything he could do at this point
to change people's minds.
Is that being a pedophile on camera?
That's a crime, first of all.
If he goes to jail, it's kind of tough to be president
when you're in jail for a felony, you committed a national television.
So you're saying, what can he do that isn't a crime?
What he starts saying, yeah.
I think you just reversed his position on everything and went
far left. like I'm gonna
Tax a shit out of everybody right like and then he just intentionally does everything to alienate the people who do support him
Right, and it's like just go from one side to the other then yeah
Yeah, that's how you would do it like he reversed position on saying something like
Obama citizenship right this if you reverse that is that what you're saying?
I'll say like if he wanted to take everyone's guns away
and give abortions to everyone
and not repeal about it there.
I think you're right.
I think guns would do it.
I think guns, if somebody said,
I'm literally gonna take away your guns,
I think that person would see that.
I think you could say, take away guns
and take away social security.
Take away social safety now.
So it's great, right?
Anything that affects elderly voters.
Yeah, the elderly.
Yeah, exactly.
I think in this country saying I'm gonna take away your guns
is the equivalent of declaring war in the same country.
That would be a civil war.
Yeah.
Yeah, well that's, well, I mean,
that's why we have that amendment in the constitution
is to protect people from the government.
It seems like a bunch of six-year-olds arguing with each other.
What's that?
This whole election is just like six-year-olds arguing with each other.
Like who's smellier?
Yep.
But as citizens, still, I know you guys can't vote.
But it's almost like I feel myself getting exhausted and I'm like, I can't do that.
I can't let them win by just beating me down to where I'm apathetic and I just don't care.
I have to continue caring.
And I have to wake up and make an effort
to continue caring.
I actually don't know how I'm gonna vote.
I'm not saying that I'm considering voting for Trump
because I'm not a few Trump supporter.
Thank you for no longer watching.
I'm sure you'll get upset by that
and not wanna watch me anymore.
But I also feel like I don't wanna vote
for a two-party system, but at the same time,
it's like I don't know what I want more at this point.
I'm so fearful of what could happen in a Trump presidency.
I think he's gonna win too.
I really do think he'll be the president.
I think it's because a lot of people think the way you do.
What's that? That they don't know what they're gonna do. And I think the people who want to. I really do think he'll be the president. I think it's because a lot of people think the way you do. What's that?
That they don't know what they're gonna do.
And I think the people who want to vote for Trump
are a lot more firm with that decision.
Do you think people will vote for him
because they think he won't win?
No.
I don't think so, not anymore.
I'm excited with the Brexit.
I do think there's a certain percentage of people
who vote because it's kind of like a statement, you know?
New Gingrich kind of touched on that this weekend
when he said that
all Hillary Clinton does is say things that can be fact-checked, but Donald Trump says things that he understands that people just want change. It's like, what does that mean? Like she says facts
and he just says, I want change. Which is funny because-
What's the opposite of a fact? Well, I don't have time. I'm not, you wouldn't guess it from
how much we're talking about it today, but I'm not that political, but I would love to research and see like what New
Gearch had to say about the change campaign of Obama.
Because that was Obama's big thing.
It's just change, right?
And there were so many people that criticized him like, well, what you can't just say change.
You've got to say what you're going to do, you know, and, and now it's funny.
It's like Donald Trump is sending that message and people get it.
It's just a lot of people have said it's all it is and they want, they want something to be different. You know, it's like Donald Trump is sending that message and people get it. It's just a lot of people have said, it's all it is,
and they want something to be different.
You know?
It's been interesting watching.
I think we talked about it before about 538.com,
the website that does all the statistical analysis.
After the party conventions,
there was a huge disparity in the odds of each candidate winning.
Like it was Clinton was way ahead and Trump was way behind.
And then ever since then, the lines have been converging.
And now it's like really, really close.
I had a line, I think it was, oh, Jesus Christ.
I think he's gonna win.
It looks like a butt plug for the end.
It kind of does.
I definitely think he's gonna win.
When's the election?
That's the, it's in November.
I want to say November.
Third?
No.
What?
Eight?
Eight? Eight? Eight? November eighth. We're almost a month away. Could I vomit just luck himself in the evil office?
No, that would be illegal eight more years. All right, let me let me read something else
I'm very proud of this country is that we have the longest running streak of transfer of power without violence
Right, well, I know what is it the longest running?
So we have one of the oldest governments in the world and I think Gavin on the couch over there has
Probably the only person who could say they have a longer one or I saw a crazy stat the other day like at 240 years
Which I think is what we're at now from 1776 is that it's we're the long one of the longest standing governments in the world
There was a crazy stat I read the other day that the queen has been the queen for 25% of the time that the United States has existed
Wow
That's awesome. Yes, like Bernie said it's been around 240 years. She's been up. She's been on that thrown for 60 years
Like one quarter of the time that we have existed. She has been queening. Oh wow
Queening
So he says on Twitter look into Governor Gary Johnson, the libertarian presidential candidate
that actually has a chance versus Trump and Hillary.
No, they don't.
No.
Thanks for tweeting, but you're 100% correct.
Incorrect.
I think they're on the graph.
They're on the graph.
You see that yellow line at the bottom that you think was just like the x-axis?
That's his philosophy.
Oh, the floor of the graph.
Yeah, that's where he is.
The x-axis. Less than 0.1%.
Because the libertarian, the people
that are going to vote for a libertarian candidate
are people who are fall more on
the actual political right of the spectrum.
Not what our parties are.
I don't think our parties represent
either the left or the right,
even though the Republicans are associated
as being the right.
The actual political philosophy
and being right leaning, that's like pure libertarian.
And those people are now voting for Trump.
They're not gonna leave Hillary to vote.
And people who are gonna vote for Trump,
they're gonna vote for Trump.
You're not switching them at this point.
Like what like we said earlier,
what could happen to people who goes,
oh, that was, yeah, I'm not voting for this guy.
That moment's not gonna happen.
Are you allowed to buy votes? What? If Trump said, I'll give you five this guy. The moment's not gonna happen. You're allowed to buy votes.
What?
If Trump said, I'll give you five bucks if you vote for me.
That's, uh, surely a legal.
One could argue that is what George W. Bush did when he was elected.
Because coming out of the Clinton administration, we were running a budget surplus, which
means every year we were taking in more money and tax revenue
that we were spending.
And it was on our way to pay down the national debt,
which is the huge number, like the multi trillion dollar
number that the budget deficit contributes to every year.
This isn't the trade deficit, it's the budget deficit.
I didn't even display the number on the screen
last time, do you know what's that?
It was like the ridiculous, it was scary.
Do you think, when Bush was elected,
he said, the government should run as a surplus,
that's your money.
The government isn't here to make a profit.
We're clearly taking to a 20,
so I'm gonna refund all that money to you.
Literally after Bush was elected,
I got a $600 check in my mailbox.
Remember that?
Yeah.
But it's like pay back the deficit.
That's like, we all talk about the deficit.
Here's how you do it.
And it's like, nah.
Do you think this election is like,
it's gonna be some sort of record
for the amount of people voting
not necessarily for a certain president to win,
but against a certain president to not win?
I think that,
you know, like it pulls like,
why'd you vote for X?
Yeah.
It's because I didn't want to vote for Watt.
So that's certain, this certain president wouldn't win.
I have to be honest,
the motivation for me really is.
So you all think should just say Trump or not Trump.
Right?
Or no, there's people who are voting for Trump
because they can't stand Hillary because emails and
people don't know.
So I think that happens every election.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's in line
with every other election.
I feel like every election's, oh, I can't stand
that other person.
I feel like this one more than any.
I don't know.
Although I mean it.
It's just getting a lot of attention out
because it's current, right?
I guess.
I feel like it happens all the time.
I guess we'll find out.
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door and talk to people even when you're not there. It's like it's perfect for me. I don't
want to talk to someone. I want to see them. You just talk to them through the phone. You
can see them. They don't see you. Great. It's perfect for you. I had behind my couch.
I feel like that was made with you in mind. Just leave the groceries on the door please.
Now you don't have to leave the note for Instagram instance. I don't have to leave the note anymore.
You still even know?
Oh, yeah.
You used to put like in your delivery instructions, right?
Yeah, like not a note on the door, but in the app,
it would be like, just leave it.
Don't knock.
Get the fuck away from me.
I was just admiring the bar on this new podcast set
on both sides.
Like, it is stocked.
Not with any beer, though.
Do you want something?
There's actual alcohol, but just like,
it actually looks like a real bar behind us.
It's a real bar.
There's a sign that says-
What does it take to be a bar?
There's an actual venue.
Oh, I see.
Do you want an actual license?
Like a tavern.
Yeah, like it looks like a-
Like I have my back at my booth.
No more beer for me, I get to drink like cocktail.
What is that?
I'm drinking Makers Mark on the rocks. There's this is a tiny rocks. Yeah, I'm so melding. You know what? People get those
steel ice cubes so they don't melt a rocks. Yeah. I like when ice melts into a drink.
That's part of like the ritual with me. What was it down? Yeah. I like it. But I don't add
water to my whiskey. I don't do that. I just let the ice slowly do it over. What is the same thing?
What's the definition of a cocktail?
Is this the way I do it?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Surely, putting ice in a drink isn't a cocktail.
I think a cocktail is just alcohol, rather than beer.
There you go.
Yeah.
Beer, whining cocktails.
Yeah, so a cocktail could be just a glass,
but in a pod.
Oh, drinking liquor.
But surely a cocktail, you got to mix something
with something else.
Surely?
Why not?
Surely.
An alcoholic drink consisting of a spirit or several spirits
mixed with other ingredients such as fruit,
juice, lemonade, or cream.
Suck it.
What? A spirit?
This is a...
Or several spirits mixed with other ingredients.
Suck it.
Was ice not an ingredient?
Here's the way I'm hearing that.
Here's the way I'm hearing that definition.
That a cocktail is a spirit.
Or, spirits mixed with other stuff.
You can't, wait.
Or spirits, or spirits.
Wait, or three, the definition of something.
You can't take the first thing and say that's the definition.
A spirit, spirit.
It's the order.
So one or more spirits mixed with other things.
I, let's like saying, I believe.
Gummy worms are sugar.
Actually, worms are sugar
You know what I mean you can't just list the first thing. I'll be like oh it's that it's not all
It consists of a spirit
Or spirits that are in the holy ghost
Got No, I'm saying I see your religion. I see your definition. I see might. It needs an Oxford comma in it to be, but nobody likes the Oxford
comma. What's that quote? The spirit, the mother and the Holy Ghost. No, what
is it? I don't know idea father son, the Holy Spirit. But where's the Holy
Ghost? The Holy Ghost is the different different versions of Christianity say
different ways. I think the spirit and the ghost, the same blood, it's the
same thing. It is same. They say different ways.
Spirits are ghosts for Trinity. I'm going spirit and the ghost the same blow. It's the same thing. It is same they say different ways. Spurts are gross. It's the Trinity. I'm going to I'm I'm gonna just combust. You're going to heck. That's Jewish. I think in Catholicism, Catholicism, Catholicism,
Catholicism, there's a lot more emphasis on the Virgin Mary as well. Yes. There would be. She's
like right. She's hanging out with them all the time. She is. She's right in there. We tried to go
to a restaurant the other day.
We're walking down the street.
This is another story of you three and not me.
Yes.
Fun.
We're walking down the street.
You wish you were there.
I do, of course.
No, you don't.
And we're like, let's go eat somewhere.
Bernie's vlogging the whole time, of course.
And we're like, let's just go to, you know,
we've picked a restaurant down the street.
Like, let's go to that restaurant.
We're not going to have to miss him for the event. And... On the way there, we see like another restaurant. It's like a little restaurant down the street. Let's go to that restaurant. That's not an optimism for the event.
And...
Oh, the way there.
We see another restaurant.
It's like a little off to the side.
Oh, is that place?
It's like a sausage place.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go eat there.
Yeah, that place looks good.
So we walk over and...
I stopped for a second at the door and I look
and they have the menu outside.
Outside of the door, it's like,
Oh, yeah, this place looks good.
I go to the door and pull it to open it and it's locked.
Like, what the fuck?
And I look at the menu again,
I guess they're not open, I'm trying to look for hours,
like yeah, they're not open right now.
And then Bernie looks me, goes,
I don't think they're gonna be open anytime soon.
And it's like, what do you mean?
Look inside and I looked inside
and the whole building was just gutted.
It's empty.
Oh my God. But you see the back wall. But I feel like we both walked up to it and thought oh it's completely torn to shreds
I think I started looking at the menus like I'm thinking I have oh maybe they're not open to it
I was like look inside. Oh, they're only open on Tuesday
Why would you sell the menu up?
I thought I was like the menus here
Whether they were building the place or renovating the place
because the menu was up.
If they must have gone out of business or moved.
I don't think they put the menu up first.
Sorry, we're close.
It was link, but for some reason,
the eye was inside of a circle,
so they looked like a log.
What's the name of the place?
I was a fork.
It was like a fork with a sausage on it,
but it had a circle around it.
It looked like a log.
You can see it in my new vlog.
Maybe it was a log. Do a version of the vlog on it, but it had a circle around it. It looked like a long. You can see it in my new vlog. Maybe it was long.
Do a version of the vlog that's not like on just
the first platform, because that's more for information.
Like on the last first vlog, I went over everything
that we do to green light a show.
And like what it takes.
That was good.
I used to always open as part of the example.
I don't know if I ended up cutting that.
I don't know what I talked about it.
When I talked about always opening the piloting part of that process. Why don't you just start vlogging channel? I don't know if I can end up cutting that. I don't know what I talked about it. When I talked about always opening the piloting part
of that process.
Why don't you just stop vlogging channel?
I don't know.
I didn't know.
I think there were many tolerance for actual vlog videos
on R Usher Geese.
We could always upload it directly to Facebook.
I don't like to be telling to that.
We could upload it directly to Facebook.
Do you know how to video on Facebook now?
So I think I'm gonna split them.
Because it's like the audience is like,
they watch them and some people really like the one side,
which is like the adventure fun
go do and stuff thing.
Like actually now in this one we went to the Emmys
and then went to Hannah and Grace's movie.
But then there was like,
then there's the information stuff.
And it's like some people want the information
don't want to make things with all the other stuff
because they don't want to try to find it.
And there's other people who just want the adventure
have to go fun stuff.
Half and half.
Half, well that's what I'm kind of doing now
is half and half but like inner spurs.
So I'm thinking about now, is half and half, but like, inner spurs.
So I'm thinking about splitting it and doing it.
So doing more information for first members.
There you go.
And then more adventure for public.
There you go.
Got it.
Barbara, nail the system.
I'm listening.
You figured it out.
Do you just want to be paid to go in more adventures?
You got it.
No, it's fun.
It's just like, I didn't realize until I started making him too,
I feel like we talk about everything
in our lives in the podcast,
but we really don't, you know what I mean?
Like, I would never talk about going to an after party.
Why not?
Or maybe we would, but I just like,
we would talk about it if there was something
to make fun of about it, probably.
Maybe, yeah, but not just like,
hey, just hanging out, like,
we're not together with.
Had a great time. Like mod.
Like hung out with mod.
And I got to tell that story on the podcast
because mod was with me.
I got to tell the story on the vlog.
I mean about Gavin not wanting to.
I was very nice in the vlog and I said that Gavin
was intimidated by mod.
But he was just like, I can't stand this.
Get me out of here.
Didn't want to be bruh.
That's what I was like.
He was talking to zero off a little bit.
And then more to the thing, the other night
it was like, scared of me, huh?
Intimidate.
I was like, oh, is that what he said?
Sure.
I'm a...
Do they love mod?
I met mod.
I thought I had met mod before,
but I met her the other day.
Yeah.
And it's because I know another mod,
or we know another mod.
And I thought Bernie was talking about that mod.
Oh, yeah.
Surely there can't be another young woman named Mod.
Well, the other Mod we know has a great pizza place.
What happened?
What are you guys laughing about?
Mod pizza.
Oh, M.O.D., the Mod pizza place.
Yeah, it's a dog.
Barbara, nobody knows who watches the podcast.
No, it's the pizza place next door.
I wish you a further away from the Mod pizza.
Mod pizza.
Good one. So I just assumed it was the same person same person so like surely there's not another person named mod
I don't go to that pizza place because I had a bad experience the first time I went there should I go back there
There's somebody behind the the the counter who was they were understaffed and she was remarkably unhelpful and that is a wicked
Compa let's let's interact you You be her, I'll be you.
Hey, I want this pizza.
Please, here's what you can pick.
You can pick this or you can pick that.
You can pick that.
Well, I'm just asked for pizza.
I'm telling you you can get wheat or you can get wheat,
or you can get it.
But surely when I walk to free,
I said the name of the pizza.
What do you want?
I'll have the Jimmy.
What does that mean?
Do you know order like that?
You'd say they have names of pizzas?
They get the crust and you get the thing.
I didn't order that way.
You're ordering, I can't be unhelpful with it.
I didn't use reads.
I want this.
No, yet to choose. Here's what you do.
Okay.
I can look up here. Why don't you order my name please?
Like the Jimmy, for instance.
But it's called mod pizza.
You can modify.
You can modify anyway you want.
Okay.
Fine.
So what do you want? Weat or you want white or do you want white?
I'll take white.
I'll take gluten free.
I like gluten, I'll take white.
Okay, what else do you want on it?
Everything I'm doing is clearly taking too long, you know?
Yeah, she's in the wrong line of work.
Yeah.
So the last time I was at Mon Pizza, I had the complete opposite type of server.
The one that likes to make these little snippy jokes every time you order something or say something
Oh, dude. Yeah, I so worst. I was just ordering a salad and she was just like salad
Salad comment number you all right you want spinach on that and I was like
Okay, do that well though. There was a guy. I saw a video of it and I'm like he was I guess he was in the UK
Oh, I know you're talking about the drive-3. Yeah, the McDonald's guy. Oh, that was good. That was good.
Yeah.
What is this?
I love this job.
You can do it.
You can do it.
I'll have a fry.
You want that extra large, legity large.
You want it medium, because I want it large.
Oh, cheeky.
And it's like, he was super enthusiastic
and over the top.
He was really great.
It was, that was a great video.
Yeah, and I like that they pull up to the window.
He gives in the food and then you hear him like go at it again with a next call behind
his side.
Good on him.
I had a, but that normally that's like you're killing me.
Like, yeah, I sat next to him.
I sat next to Guy in a plane that was the pen ultimate, which I use the word wrong, but
I used the way I use it to fuck off.
He was the worst person ever at not getting the hint
that I didn't want to talk.
I was watching a movie with earphones in.
He's talking to me and I'm like, I'm like,
pull out of your piece, hit pause and go like this.
Yeah.
And he goes,
and I'm like, all right.
Did we have the same guys?
And I'm like, okay, play. And then the same guys? And I'm like, okay.
Play.
And then I go back to watching the movie
and then he just like two minutes
that you're just talking again.
It's like dude was oblivious.
Just utterly oblivious.
You gotta do the like big earphone pull on the...
Oh, I just don't look at him.
Just keep watching the movie.
It's crazy.
Yeah, if he's just like poking at you.
Ah yeah, you can't really ignore a poke.
Start batting his hand away.
You sl-
What?
What can I do?
And you know what he wanted to talk to me about Barbara?
Barbara?
Barbara?
Barbara?
Barbara, Barbara.
Barbara, Barbara.
You don't even want to talk to me about flying on airplanes.
That's it.
Well, how great it was that we were flying on an airplane.
He knew it was something that you two had in common.
Yeah.
You were both on a plane.
And like, he wrecked- I don't have it here,
but I flew back international with Gav from Japan
and they give you like all your little like,
I mask and your socks that they give you on international.
Pretty good, isn't it?
Yeah, your gubbins that give you little bag it goes in
and the bag was like, oh, this is a cool little bag
that I can use for my court, so I had it
and he recognized it.
He goes, did you fly international in American recently?
Like, yeah, I guess, that's the bag. He goes, did you use points? What did you do? How did you work out? What recognized it because did you fly international American recently like yeah, I guess that's the bag
He goes you use points. What'd you do? How did I the workout? What kind of planes you fly? It's a holy shit
Oh my god go away killing me you're killing me. So how I'm afraid I'm gonna get there of the flight at some point
What percentage of the flight was he going at it?
It was pretty consistent. So I want to say like
Just like pure time that he was talking was like, it was like 20% of the flight,
but he never went more than like three or four percent
of the flight without saying something.
Like it was just like consistent.
Yeah.
If it was a flight long enough, would you have been like,
hey, I don't, I'm not really interested
in having a conversation with you.
If it was, I just fall asleep.
That's my defense mechanism.
I fall asleep. But I was, I just fall asleep. That's my defense mechanism. I can fall asleep.
But I was watching X-Men Apocalypse.
And literally the only thing that can make X-Men Apocalypse
a worse movie is being constantly interrupted.
And like, it's like, oh, I gotta go back to my movie.
It's like, oh shit, I'm watching X-Men Apocalypse.
You could have been like, I'm sorry, I'm watching a movie.
Yeah.
No, I did the whole like, I hit the whole earphone out,
looked at him and go, hold on, pause.
What?
Like literally that is my interaction with the guy.
Like I could not have been any more,
like, shut down.
You were probably too friendly at the beginning.
You're exactly right.
I make that same mistake with Uber drivers all the time.
Yeah, I always go in for not rude,
but very short answers.
The moment someone tries to talk to me,
and they immediately know that I'm not a conversational type.
This is why you need to learn a different language.
Just in case, just start talking French when someone needs you.
I don't need, normally I'm very happy.
You just don't know.
I can usually sit next to somebody on a plane,
have a nice conversation.
Like there was a weird weird on the way out,
everything was fine to LA because I sat down next to
the lady in the exit row, we were just chatting away,
and she was in Austin,
because they were investigating Austin
for a new location for their hotel,
and it just so happened,
she manages that process for the hotel chain
that we were staying at,
and it's the only one in LA, it's the one she works at. I was like, what are the chances of that? She was like chain that we were staying at and it's the only one in L.A. It's the one she works at.
I was like, what are the chances of that?
That's crazy.
Going to the hotel where you work.
Is it the Ace Hotel?
It was the sofa tell.
Where we were.
Did you stay at the same hotel?
Oh, you were talking about that trip.
I had a...
I was in an awkward position on a plane earlier today where there was a...
It was a very full flight and it was a 787 so so it's got two aisles and three, three groups of seats per aisle. So it's like three, three,
and three. What plane is this? You flew this from LA? Oh, you're using it. Yeah. And so I'm in the
middle, in an aisle, and this couple comes in and they get separated. So like the dude is next to me
in a middle seat, and the woman he's with is in the next
Isle over she's in the middle seat. Oh, yeah, you're fucked and
Every now and then I guess like she want to get his attention
So all she would do is lean forward and look at him as she would just go like
Yeah, my intention and then he wouldn't know this because he had headphones on if he'd look his straight head in the corner My I'd be like she's looking at him
What I don't want to talk. I don't want to touch this guy don't want to talk to him like what do I do?
sleep
Red our close my eyes they finish their interaction like oh she was passing him the iPad. Oh, what oh, okay cool
Then like five minutes later her head comes back out like mother fucker
I feel it
You can feel it at some point she was like every time I leave for this guy feels asleep
And then she wanted to tell her husband about it
What do you have to say that frequently just get through the flight?
Why don't you swap with one of them? I don't want a middle seat
I was gonna say you also told me that he was on another flight
where somebody voluntarily switched seats in first class
with somebody else so they could sit together.
Like suggested it.
That's a rarity.
Dude, people in first class don't change seats for anything.
You did that for me one time.
Like you sit in first and I went to coach.
Yeah.
For strangers. You and I both seen people saying no. Like you sit in first and I would coach. Yeah, for strangers. Yeah, you and I would both
seen people say no.
Like a couple Americans will be separated.
Mostly people say no.
And then because they have their seat.
Right, they asked to be to swap and people will just say no.
This couple was separated.
They were fine.
They were like, all right, you're sitting over there in the window.
I'm sitting over here in the aisle.
You know, just let me know if you need anything.
And the guy who was sitting next to me was like,
oh, do you want to sit together?
I'll switch with you. And I was like, what did I just see? Yeah, you never see that. I said no one time to someone
You did a couple. Yeah, it's because I had an aisle seat
I love the aisle seat because I go to the bathroom a lot all the time
So I like not disturbing people when I get up to go to the bathroom
So I was in an aisle seat and there was a woman sitting next to me in the middle seat and her boyfriend or husband was in a middle seat.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. No that's different.
Yeah.
And so she asked me, she's like, hey would you mind switching with me so I could sit next to my husband?
And I said well where's your seat?
And she points to like another middle seat and I was like
No.
I don't really want to sit in the middle seat.
No that I get.
But you can't get a middle seat in first class right?
Right.
And she went to an aisle.
Yeah. If you get the upgrade, it's like window and aisle,
that's it.
So, you're in the right.
I think you're in the right.
You're in the right.
Well, that's also why I didn't offer earlier.
If you want to think if it was another window,
or aisle seat that I was switching for,
or even a window seat I would have taken.
I would, it depends.
I probably would do it if it was like a
Mary Couple and they were separated,
or like, suddenly somebody in their kid, I would do it.
But I would like, I wouldn't switch out of an exit row,
like, because it's a better seat.
I switched and I was,
I'm on the last one I was upgraded on.
I was in the aisle and I got to my seat
and someone was in my seat and I was just like,
is this your seat?
I was pointing at the window.
I was like, is this your seat?
And she was like, oh, am I in the window?
It was so long ago and I didn't even look.
And I was like, move. All right. And she's like, oh, am I in the window? It was so long ago and I didn't even look. And I was like, move.
All right.
And she's like, do you want the aisle?
I can move and I was like, I don't care.
It's like, oh no, I would've been like, yeah, that's my seat.
I really didn't care.
I was, it's such an, LA's a three-hour flight, who cares?
But it's just her thing of like,
say I would pee three times.
I didn't even look, so, you're a problem.
No, there's some people who adopt that as a strategy.
I see it on occasionally on flights
where someone just sits in the seat they want want and then like eventually the person comes and goes
Hey, I want that's my seat. Do you have the right ticket? And they're like no, I'm sitting like 20 rows back
I hate it. Then why you why did you see here? There's like why not take a shot two nose
You know, I've said no an economy before it was London to Austin and someone wanted me to switch so they could
It was London to Austin and someone wanted me to switch. So they could see next there, boyfriend.
But it was to a middle seat and I'm on the island.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
That's not.
I was like, I'm middle seat to misery.
I was like, I'm not going to switch to a middle seat for 10 hours.
I guess you guys didn't just know.
I was on the worst international flight ever on my way to Germany.
It's a 10 hour flight.
It's not a four-hour flight.
Would you fly, literally?
American.
Really?
But it was an older plane.
So all the TVs, the TV screens were about this big, maybe about like five inches or
so.
Full by three, a little square.
And mine in particular, like the whole row I was in, all the screens were kind of yellow
and really fuzzy.
And they only had maybe four or five movies to choose from, three of which were X-Men
movies. And I just built some beer on my dress.
I'm okay.
And they didn't have this thing
where you could just click on a movie
and start watching it.
Oh, they were on a...
You click on a movie and it's like,
you could join the showing that has started 12 minutes ago
or you could wait 25 minutes for the next viewing.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's very common.
Yeah, that's the way it used to be.
It would be like, you'd play the movie,
and then you'd have like a buffer a bit of time
where you just watch commercials
and then the movie would start over.
There's also no outlets,
so you couldn't charge your phone or your laptop,
even if you wanted to use them on the flight.
That's creamy.
And to top it all off,
there was some creepy older dude in the seat next to me
who kept fucking staring at me the entire flight.
It literally in the seat next to you?
In like the aisle.
So across the aisle from me.
Probably.
You look like you could be German.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people tried to speak to me in German.
Did they really?
Yeah.
And your name is Dunkleman.
Duke German.
Duke German.
What was that?
Do you like German?
I like Germany a lot.
Yeah, it was my first time ever in Europe on that trip to Germany
So that was a really cool experience to be on the other side of Germany. Do you learn in Deutsch?
I did. I learned
I'm Beer Bitte, which means one beer please or I'm close to Beer Bitte.
One large beer please. Or I'm not the Beer Bitte.
Don't know that one. Which is a liter of beer. I learn the important things.
Oh, so it's so great in Germany,
because you could go anywhere and just say beer.
And they won't be like, what kind?
What do you want?
We got this on draft and this.
They just bring you a beer.
Like whatever their special beer.
Yeah, I mean, a lot of English pubs
will have regular people coming in.
But sometimes you can just walk into a pub and be like,
I'll have a pint and they just give you a pint of vlogger.
It's great, I love it. I love not having to make a decision.
To say beer or wine.
Is that where you get it from, Gavin?
You're your your hate of making decisions and all the different options.
I think so. I do hate it.
Like I wouldn't ever mod a pizza in mod pizza.
I just want one of the name ones, even if it's crap on it that I want.
I was also very impressed by the German pizza. I just want one of the name ones, even if it's crap on it that I want.
I was also very impressed by the German fans.
Sorry, didn't you?
No, no, I'll get back to it.
I was very impressed by the German fans
and they know English very, very well.
And I guess they have to, if they watch your shit stuff,
but we had a...
That's helped, limit the audience.
We were at an anime convention.
And actually, Michael, Lindsay and I
were the first ever American guests at this convention. They usually just have guests from Japan. So they had an
interpreter for Japanese and interpreter for German. So we were just kind of like in not in the loop
of anything going on all weekend because like we be at these ceremonies and they'd just
something German and translate it to Japanese. And everyone like would clap for one or the other
and we just be like, the Americans going,
they're getting back the old crew from,
we beat all you motherfuckers in a war.
They're getting back the old crew from the 1940s together.
But we had a Ruby panel and they had an interpreter there,
just in case, but we didn't need it.
Because everyone there understood English.
Like pretty much everything.
That's one thing about most of Europe
is how amazing everyone is English.
I always feel so much such shit whenever I go to one of those countries.
English people are such dickheads.
People apologizing for that English.
I speak English better than most English people.
I see that.
On the internet all the time, when someone will type out this really long comment,
at the end of the day, I'm sorry for the mistakes.
English is not my first language. I couldn't tell.
But reading what you wrote, it's better that maybe the reason it stood out was it was too good.
Yeah.
I didn't know any German except the phrase I just said.
So I went out to go like,
wander the city a little bit,
and we went to this pastry shop,
and they had like a bunch of sweet and savory ones,
and I was trying to say that I wanted a sweet pastry,
but I didn't, I don't know any German,
so I'm just pointing at things going, hmm, and like, rubbing my stomach like a fucking idiot.
Yep.
And the German is probably like, what do you want?
What do you want?
And they're all just like, and I'm just like, how were they?
Ah, ah, ah.
It's like when you go to France, you can get about three words of French out, and like,
like, they appreciate it, they appreciate it, but they don't want to fucking hear it at the
same time.
If you walk up to try to immediately just start speaking English to someone in France,
without asking in them first, if they speak English, they get very upset with you.
They're like, because you just walk up and just start yacking out of English.
If you ask them, do you speak English?
They say, yes.
I like the answer question.
If you try to speak to them in French, they at least appreciate it.
But then they're like, oh, you fuck.
Get away with that French of yours.
A lot of English people just say French words,
but just pronounced Englishly.
Like, Gemma Pell.
I just like saying it in other words.
Gemma Pell.
That sounds so bad.
It was, it was.
Gemma Parapal, for all say.
There's a lot of stuff going on in a verse.
Amazing race that doesn't make it in
because they obviously shoot a lot of footage.
But one of the things that happened was we ended up in France
and we were going through.
We caught that out.
We were in the French, they didn't cut the country out.
That we were actually in the French speaking part
of Switzerland and then we were in France after that.
And so I walked up to somebody and I said,
I speak just a little bit of French.
Do you speak English? And they said yes. And I said great because I only just a little bit of French. Do you speak English?
And they said, yes.
And I said, great, because I only speak a little bit of French.
I said in French.
And they were like, well, your accent is wonderful.
And I was like, thank you very much.
And Ash is like, where do I race?
And so they didn't interview us why I'm like, I don't care
if it's a race for a million dollars.
And the finish line is like literally right there.
If a French person compliments your accent,
you stop and say thank you.
They do not do that often at all.
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I wanted to go back for a second and complain about,
and make another complaint about mod pizza.
Wow, we're fucking hammering.
I'm sorry, I brought it up now.
When they first opened,
you know, they like you mentioned they have special pizzas like the Jimmy or whatever.
There is no Jimmy. There's no. I didn't want to name one of that real
people. When they first opened, they had a pizza named The Gus. Uh oh. And when you go
to order the first thing they ask you, what's your name? Oh, no. Gus. What are you gonna
have? Are you gonna get the Gus? Every fucking time.
Yeah.
Every fucking time.
That was on the Gus.
I started lying.
I started saying my name was other things.
Cause I didn't want them to ask me if I wanted the Gus.
That's what we were gonna do.
Do you want the other things?
It was like, I think it was like a white sauce pizza
with asparagus.
My name's pepperoni.
My name is gluten free.
My name is spinach salad.
So, I want to point out a couple things.
First of all, there's a contest going on right now
that I knew nothing about, which is we're re-envisioning
the Rushi's logo.
Just for fun, C.
Just for fun.
I'm actually not sure if you should put that on later.
I'm not sure that that's legal for our trademark purposes.
Well, that was all Andrew Watts' idea,
so you could throw him on our...
Oh, really? Andrew Watts, who's like business...
Well, okay, we'll talk about later.
Well, the one that we have up now is created by Becca.
They're very cute.
Oh, Becca did that one.
What did they do?
That's cute.
And that's the winner of week one of one, by the sounds of it.
But I want to point something out,
and I realized by talking about it, I'm kind of... I'm defeated. I kind of talk about it, wanna point something out and I realized by talking about it,
I'm kind of defeated.
I kind of talk about it,
I kind of ruined the point of not talking about it.
But there are times in the past
where we said, hey, there's this thing going on
and if you guys could go out there and vote for it
or contribute to it or something like that,
it would really help us out right now.
We don't do this very often,
but you know, this is the kind of thing we just like,
we, why are you making us sound so like? We would like to do that. We don't do this very often, but you know, this is the kind of thing we just like we why are you making us sound so like we would like to do
We don't do this very often because I always say because we don't feel bad when we ask people to do stuff
Yeah, we do I know what I come in front totally yeah, and so and then but when we ask people to do it
Then they're going what are you talking about every time they say that they're asking us to do something
It's well. Yeah, well. We don't mention the times. We're not asking you to do something
But there actually is something going on right now, where there's a vote for Ruchidi for Streamies of the Year,
and we're actively just not...
Channel of the Year.
This will probably be the only time you hear mention.
Maybe we're gonna do a tweet about it or something,
one tweet, but this is a case where we've decided
just not to do one of those big campaigns
and ask people to vote and vote.
It's one of those things where,
in order to win that one, you really have to go all out.
You gotta go every day and it's just like...
You gotta go every day and it's just like, you know what, it's like,
I mean, there's years where it's like,
hey, we're trying to do some things
that we need a little bit more media attention for.
We're not really doing anything like that right now.
You know, the only reason we talked about it,
because we do have debates about this kind of stuff,
do we wanna ask the audience to do this?
But like, extra life is coming up, you know what I mean?
And we're gonna be, I mean, that's something where we ask people
to contribute, like, reach into their pocket and contribute money.
Somebody goes to such a great cause.
And this is like, originally they said a phenomenal year.
I mean, 2016 has been crazy.
And not only for the company itself,
but like everybody personally is like doing all this amazing stuff.
Yeah, this has probably been my best year.
It's been my best year.
Yeah, it's like, I was trying to go back and look at everything
in 2016, it's like, what are we gonna do next year?
You know what I mean?
It's crazy.
So, I think it's-
Rats for president?
Yeah, you probably have to try dudes.
I do think, like, that's why a lot of famous actors
go gay because it's like,
Well, I'm talking about it, I'm always open.
Why not?
You've had so many different women,
and they're like, okay, let's go the other way.
Is that a thing they're going gay?
Surely you're just white, you're just going by a little.
I think I'm one of those people that believe that everybody's a little bit...
What's that scale called?
Kinsey scale?
Kinsey scale?
Is it?
No.
That's a sexual scale, right?
It's the like, what level of bisexual or gay or straight you are.
Yeah, I just think of it as how many drinks would I have. Which is, you know, probably bullshit, but it's something
that you do how many drinks would it take?
Was a Patrick who says he knows he's really drunk
when he's straight.
That's what he's, there's that Patrick.
I don't know, is that something you said Patrick?
No, no, no, no, not this Patrick.
Oh, Matthews.
Yeah.
He said that I'm always open, right?
He said a lot of stuff on all of his open.
There's something about cats there
that I don't wanna bring up again.
God, what did he do to a cat?
Don't, you should just watch the episode.
Was he mean to a cat?
No, no, he would have been very loving to a cat.
Oh, very loving.
Wink.
Like two loving.
Holy cow.
It still being mean to a cat.
Yes, the Gus Pizza's white sauce, garlic, mozzarella,
Canadian bacon, and roasted asparagus.
I hate it when the sauce is the color.
Thank you, Susan Turpin for tweeting me that.
What does that mean?
Well, like if I was like, hey, this thing's got blue sauce on it.
Wouldn't you want to know what was blue?
What's blue?
I always feel like that when they say fish.
It's like, there's a lot of different fish.
They all taste fish.
No, but with fish.
With fish, you get the gist.
You know you're in fish.
So this tastes like fish.
Well, salmon and white fish are very different. Like salmon and Talopia, but what is white sauce?
It's tacos and salmon and there were some calls like that gross. Boy food is ahi tuna
Also Talop is not real fish ahi tuna is so good
So good do you remember that ahi tuna burger at little wood rows?
We used to get all the time. Yeah. Oh man. I forgot about that. Why do you remind me about that or the one at Mama Foods?
Is that place still open? We were just talking about your tuna at Mama Foods.
Yeah.
They made fun of me because we went to a steak place to eat.
A place they love to eat.
And you love it too, when you throw in a sandwich.
Was that after the sausage place was closed?
I got this.
It was.
I got the sea bass.
Try and be healthy.
We were walking on our way to go to Indian food,
which would be a big thing for Gavin and I,
because no one around us will eat Indian food. Here's the issue. Indian food. Here's the issue. American Indian food, which would be a big thing for Gavin and I because no one around us will eat Indian food.
Here's the issue.
Indian food.
Here's the issue.
American Indian food is bad.
British Indian food is good.
Indian Indian food phenomenal.
We ate like at this nowhere like nothing special restaurant in India.
It was the best meal I've ever had in my life.
But it was closer to the British Indian than the American Indian.
And I'm not talking about American. Like Navajo. Native people. Very confusing, isn't it? It is very confusing. Just
calling natives Indians. Yeah, it's dumb. It's Indian food in the UK so good. What's native American food?
It's like flatbread. Jurky. Native American food.
I would imagine it's quiled buffalo.
Maze.
Flatbread, like Navajo bread I've had before.
You ever go to Zee Tejas here in Austin?
They have Navajo food there.
Like a corn salsa with stuff.
I'm not a fan, I have to admit, I'm not a fan.
You know where I haven't been in a while?
Fogo to Chao.
You try and drop a hint?
Yeah. You want to go to Fogo?
Yeah.
We should do it.
We should do it.
We should do it.
This is right for this.
New podcast set celebration.
I'll go.
I'll go right after this.
I'll go to Fogo to Chao.
I think there's nowhere there to be open.
What?
It's 9 o'clock after the sins.
But then we get down.
We're going to do Poshio in everything.
You're going to get all that sweet after debating.
Why don't we do, they close at 10.
Why don't we do Poshio from Fogo?
We can load up with meat by Chao. Fogo, Poshio. Fogo, Poshio. Why don't we do, they close at 10. Why don't we do post show from photo?
We can load up with meat by show.
Vogue a post show.
Vogue a post show.
I don't know if we won't get done in time.
Did we not do the idea that you had?
Yeah, I like that idea a lot because for the post show today.
Vogue a post show.
We didn't do it.
No.
What do we, we didn't do it?
We could still do it.
Yes, we did do it.
It's a post show, dummy.
But you can actually do your idea afterwards.
What?
Why?
Oh, no, you can't.
I'm thinking, what?
You're doing to me.
Let's think of the other set for some reason.
Gavin and I would get around each other.
We think very much alike, but then we also get really stupid.
So when our brains don't sync up, it's like very confusing to me.
Really confusing. A lot of times I just figure that I'm wrong. It's like trying to watch two movies at once
It's like trying to watch two movies at once. I think I could do it. You brought it back. I could do it
The hard part would be the audio
That's that's the hardest part. I'd like to give it a shot. You can listen to two things at once
Are you only seeing half the movie then or do you actually like get the full movie?
It's just like you would have to see half that's I've made the joke about the events or the odds.
Like, you see the even frames or the odd ones?
But why can't it just be like frame break?
And in the break, you put a frame from the other movie.
You could do that, but then you're watching both movies.
Then you're doubling the weight.
And then each movie will be running at 50% speed.
What?
So it's like, yeah, it was.
Yeah. So it's like,
so like, let's say you watch you two two hour movies.
If you did each frame intercut,
you're watching both movies.
So it's a total of four hours.
So it's like, that's where you need to cut
every other frame out.
Barbara's face right now.
So you get it.
Do you imagine how long Titanic
could be if you did it that way?
It could be twice as long.
It'd be like four years.
It's not hard to figure it out.
The joke is it's a very long one.
Well Titanic, can you imagine that? What? Can you imagine? It'd be like four years. It's hard to figure it out. The joke is it's a very long one. Well, Titanic is a very rare.
Can you imagine that?
What?
Can you imagine?
God, can you even imagine how long much longer it would be?
How long would this podcast be?
It would be twice longer.
I listen, I want to say very happy, pleased that the podcast reveal was pulled off in the way that it was.
You guys were very cynical about it working.
Yes.
No, we were just being realistic, not pessimistic.
I was cynical.
You were being pessimistic and cynical.
Yes, like you always said.
Just watch from us.
Switch to the worst.
From a prepared thing to a live thing.
It's just, well, like do you remember how many weeks
we just didn't have the intro at the beginning of the podcast?
I was thinking, what if like the layers
muted or something?
Right.
I don't know, I don't know how to do it. And to be fair
the live
Broadcast was the only time it worked right. Yeah, we did try to rehearse it a couple times
And it just like either stopped in the middle or something happened the pre show was late normally
We do a 15 minute pre show before the podcast our pre show was was late today because it the
Video file just stopped playing part way through. Pulled the switch around.
There you go.
That's why it was justified.
A lot of people think that I lost $100 to you too.
Oh, that was a lie.
You can give me a hundred bucks though.
Barbara's actually worried.
She thought I was gonna try to take a hundred bucks from her.
Yeah.
What are we were doing that?
Yeah, I don't have a hundred dollars.
There's some people online that are asking if,
because they're first members,
and this is a sponsor's only broadcast.
First members only.
First members only, I still say sponsors.
It doesn't bother me.
The, can they tweet photos of the set?
Yes, you can absolutely do that.
We also already tweeted a photo of the set.
Oh, did we?
Okay, so yes, you can absolutely do that.
One of the things I like about for first members,
what can happen is they get like inside information.
And I see, you know, stuff like what's in the first vlog and talking about the green light process
I actually would like it if people would go out and communicate that to other people.
I mean it's information that we provide to our first members but you know I think it
actually cool for other people knew it and it's like I like to like for when other people
like are able to explain it to other people.
This is the reason you're first.
That's right.
So you could brag to other people about being first to something.
That's why it's the name.
But don't be dex.
Don't spoil cool shows like Crunch Time or day five.
Which by the way, is an amazing show.
Yeah.
Such a good show, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's so forward.
I think that's what it really is.
I think I had seen.
That's another great part of 2016.
That shows so different than anything else
about the way we've produced it in production
and the way we cast it and everything else.
Yeah.
I had seen the first four episodes of Crunch Time
before the visual effects were done
back in like, I don't know, April or something.
I'd seen the first four, I was like,
oh, this is really good.
And then I hadn't seen anything again until it launched.
And I was like, oh shit, then I'd like,
then here internally is like, I watched everything.
Yeah, I was the same way.
I'd only seen like, rule footage basically in order, but without any of the intro, any of the... Yeah, I was the same way. I'd only seen Roll Footage basically in order,
but without any of the intro,
and even the visual effects.
Like, the version I saw just said,
like, intro credits.
Yeah, the music in that show
is probably one of my favorite pieces.
I love the intro song, and just like all the sounds.
Fun fact about Crunch Time, Gus and I are actually
in a scene together.
Sexy?
No, I think it's episode one, right?
Were you embarking there? Yeah, it's episode one, right? Were your barcass members?
Yeah, it's episode one.
I'm in there too, but you can't see me at all.
And the guys who were writing and directing the show
felt bad.
They're like, we wanted to give you a better cameo.
So we'll get you in for this thing for a different episode.
So I'm going to show up in a different episode,
where you could actually see me in here, right?
I'll talk to you about it after this.
It's a kit.
It's a kit.
Clothes.
Oh, it's kits are clothes.
Yeah, she gets her kit off.
Okay, you kill off love.
So that's a lie, but it's from most of us.
I'm completely naked in this episode.
Yeah, you guys went in that scene where you can see me out of focus.
It's a bartender.
Yeah.
You are to my right, immediately to my right.
You can see this blonde blurry figure.
Yeah, you're just kind of back there out of focus.
And it's funny because when they emailed us about it,
they're like, we have some special cameos for you guys.
You're going to be bartenders.
And I was like, cool.
And then I saw the shot.
And I'm like, not even in shot.
It was weird because I didn't know what to do.
And I didn't want to fuck with the bar.
So it's like, there was one glass.
I kept cleaning over and over.
It's like, I would pick it up, clean it, put it here,
then like under the bar, put it back on the's like I would pick it up, clean it, put it here,
then like under the bar, put it back on the left side,
then pick it up and clean it.
There's so much action that goes on in background
that I don't think a lot of people realize.
Like I had to do the same motions
with the same three or four people in that scene.
Like they would come up,
they would talk to me in order drink,
I would like make it for them
and put it on the table and like clean something else.
And I had to do the same thing over and over,
but you don't see anything.
And approximately the same time,
every time that we, it's not.
And there's probably four or five other groups
who are doing the same motions.
I think my one came out now.
Yeah, your episode came out.
My was interesting because I mainly went to film
Sloanmo puppies, which are in the first episode.
Right.
And then I knew I was going to be in a bit, which are in the first episode. Right. And then I knew I was gonna be in a bit,
but I hadn't received any sort of script.
And then I was on the set
and I still hadn't seen anything.
And Andrew Disney was like,
I'll just be really excited about,
you just did Kung Fu and you won.
I was like, oh, there's no lines.
And he's like, no, I just do whatever.
So I was like, oh, sweet.
I just went a little bit apeship for a few minutes.
And he's like, thank you very much.
You're done.
I'm very excited, because I'm technically
in a scene with an actor that I've been watching
for a long time.
I used to watch a show, Desperate Housewives.
And I was in a scene with someone who was on that show.
Which guy?
Am I allowed to say who it was?
I wouldn't say yet.
Okay.
I think he's in the trailers though.
He's in the trailers.
You can say it.
Mark Moses.
Mark Moses, yeah.
He was great.
Though he has white hair.
Yeah.
He was in Mad Men too.
Mad Men and he played Paul Young on this for his first year.
Oh, right.
I do know yours.
He played, okay, yeah.
In Mad Men.
He was like the dad of Zach.
Yeah, Zach Young.
In industrial houses.
Yeah, I watched that show. It's good. Back of Zach Young in Desiree's. Yeah, I actually watched that show.
It's good.
Back in the day.
I love that show.
So we're almost out of time.
Also, he, not another teen movie,
is a movie I like, and Sam Levine was in that.
Oh, he was.
What about that?
Good guy.
How would you feel if we ended our first day
on the new podcast set with a round of Gavin or Google?
Oh, yeah, Oh, yeah.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
All right.
You want to sing the theme song?
Of course.
Because you can tell Google or Gavin.
Which one said it?
Let's find out.
Hey, I'm feeling lucky.
All right.
Here is the way that you play Gavin or Google.
I took a two to four word phrase and I typed it into the search engine Google
I gave that same two to four word phrase to the young mr. Gavin free. I then saw the most popular auto
Completed on Google selected one and then I got an auto complete from Gavin free and we're gonna find out
Which one is more ridiculous? Which one said it Gavin or Google Barbara?
I guess what's our record? What is our record here?
I think.
Oh, I don't know.
I think I'm like, I think Barbara's ahead by one.
I might be ahead by one.
Damn, she's ahead by one match.
Someone break out the spreadsheet.
I know, yeah, I'm in trouble.
Pomp, pomp, pomp.
All right, so the first phrase that I typed in to Google
and also gave to Mr. Gavin free was, why doesn't?
You gave Zay very openly vague ones this time. This is a very open. Why does it? The first auto
complete was why doesn't the moon have a name? Why doesn't the moon have a name? Okay. The other was
why doesn't my poo float? Why doesn't my poo float? Barbroth? Since you have the lead, I will allow you to go first.
Which one was Google and which one was Gavin?
I'm gonna say...
Why does the moon have a name?
I'm gonna say Gavin was the moon.
Gavin was the moon and Google was the poo.
Google was the poo.
I think the opposite.
You think the opposite?
Yeah, I think Gavin's more shit focused.
What are you about?
Point goes to Barbara Duncan-
Oh.
Gavin, what do you mean why doesn't he have a name?
I was just, yeah.
Well, because other planets have moons,
but they will have names.
Oh, moon is just called moon.
Yeah.
It doesn't have a name.
Oh, the other moon is the moon, the capital M.
All the other planets are moon lowercase M.
Mm, so moon is its name.
Right.
So there's other earths, but where's it?
Armune is called moon.
Yes, the moon.
Armune is called the moon.
It might be called Luna.
Right?
La Luna.
Like the sun is called salt.
If I had to name the moon, I would say
that moon's name was Luna.
I would say the same thing.
Hmm. So get up. So Luna. I would say the same thing. Hmm.
So get up.
So Luna's cycle.
Yeah.
Because Luna.
You know, lunatics, the analogy that word is they thought the moon made people crazy.
Mm-hmm.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, really?
Yeah, there's lunatics.
That's cool.
The usual English proper name for Earth's natural satellite is the moon capital M.
That's dumb.
It's dumb.
All right.
We're not.
I mean, if all the other ones were referred to as satellites, I mean, they are. Or we dumb. All right, moving on.
All the other ones are referred to as satellites.
I mean, they are.
Or we just still call them like I.O.
Yeah, we always call them hosts.
We always call them like the moon of Mars, you know.
You know, we just, we found out a really interesting fact
on this trip, we just looked it up.
How many moons do you think Jupiter has?
Oh, right.
12.
Right, I was gonna guess like 10, 12.
It's like, what would you say was?
I think I guess 17, but I looked it up and it was like over 60 yeah
64 moons or something somebody I mean juper's fucking huge. It is fucking huge
fucking I'm looking at a bunch of our planets look like troopers moons
I mean if you look at our our solar system we're looking to sun and Jupiter and that's it
Yeah, and the meanwhile there's aliens guessing what our planets like Oh my God, they have water that floats in the air.
I guess we do, it's called clouds.
Anyway, I'm about to do it at least.
67.
Well, 67 moons.
At least.
You were wrong.
We don't know.
We said that.
How do we don't know?
I think there's some we can see.
There's like, try.
Bollocks.
OK, bring it up.
The next phrase that I entered into Google
and gave to Mr. Gavin free was, what would happen
if, what, what happened if, the first answer I got back was, what would happen if you
never cut off the umbilical cord from a baby?
What would happen if you never cut off the umbilical cord from a baby?
The other was, what would happen if you hired two private investigators
to follow each other?
Gus, I'll let you go first this time.
Um, man, I could go either way on this.
Both Gavin, is that an answer? So, uh... Oh. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I'm gonna say that...
The umbilical cord is Gavin.
Barbara?
I'm gonna say the opposite.
I'm gonna say the private investigator says Gavin.
Please, gentlemen, we have a tie.
Oh, shit!
Point to Gus!
I thought that private investigator won.
The Google came up with is genius. And can we do that and make a video? Because I thought that private investigator one that Google came up with is genius and can we do that make a video?
Because I like that one because it seemed like to me like such a Gavin thing
Yeah, that's why the only reason I wasn't billy-court is because Gavin talked about babies earlier in this podcast
You had not mentioned a baby earlier
May also say that Gavin provided me with a couple of alternates in case it was too close to the Google one
And for what would happen if it would say what would happen if you boil an egg for a week? and he invited me with a couple of alternates in case it was too close to the Google one.
And for what would happen if it would say,
what would happen if you boiled an egg for a week?
And it was, what would happen if I never opened my mouth?
Ever.
I'm curious about that one.
What did you think it would shut up?
Yeah, I can't see it closed.
You'd probably get like really bad breath.
But a baby with the ability to court attach
and like dried out like jerky would be,
it falls off eventually, right?
Right.
I assume like all the placenta and stuff is gonna come out
and you're just gonna be...
Carried around and say.
It becomes an extreme outy is what it becomes.
Well, they don't cut like flush with the body.
They cut off the ability to court and then they tie it close.
That dries up and then it falls off.
It's pretty gross.
So what you have is just the knot.
You have the knot hanging out and then the knot dries up.
So some people, the knot is tied this way
and some people it's tied the other way.
And it's got a clamp on it too.
And if that comes undone, you got a big problem, you're answer.
Really?
Well, it's bleeding me with bleep death.
It's like blood comes down.
It's tied into its bloodstream.
Yeah.
I'm weird about belly buttons.
Let's stop this.
Are you weird about belly belly buttons?
Yeah. They put this like blue stuff on it,
that dries it out faster and like,
like whenever someone sticks their finger,
I go up and it,
how often does that happen?
A lot with Aaron.
Does he?
What's usually walk by?
He knows it bothers me.
He just fingers your belly button.
He dries too.
And then I like,
listen,
fucking run out the door.
That's part of,
listen, when you're a boyfriend,
you have,
there's a full access to yeah like
Ashley will not walk up a flight of stairs in front of me she always has to walk
behind me so she could touch her butt no it's the opposite so I'm not just like grab
an at her butt and tie her way up the flight of stairs like behind it you just turn into a
love thing yeah yeah if she's like two stairs in front of me it's a bad just say you're
you're helping her up the stairs. I am I do I even push
Yeah, like I'm helping yeah, I'm well ahead of you try to be cute now. She just walks behind me
I like that. It's a tie. This is this is exciting building the drama. We've gotten exciting
I did a new iPhone. I hate this like sketching thing. I'm sending you a stupid sketch Gavin because I just don't want to race it
All right the next thing that entered into Google search engine and to Gavin free's brain
is the simple phrase, Rhinos.
Rhinos.
Great.
I'm talking about the rhinoceros.
Rhinos.
Rhinos?
First one I got back.
Rhinos born horn first and the other was
Rhinos just obese unicorns.
I don't know who to make go first here.
Barbara, I think it's your turn to go first.
It is.
Cause you didn't win the last round.
That's what I did to Gus.
Can you say them again?
Rhinos born horn first and then rhino is just obese unicorns.
Just fat unicorns.
God, this one's hard.
It's a tough one.
Like there's another one I could see going out of the way.
I'm sure there was a time limit.
Okay.
I'm going to say that Gavin said horns first.
What are you gonna say?
I'll go with obese unicorns.
He said Gavin says obesity no more.
Barbara has extended her leave now to two wins.
She gets the final point.
Gavin wanted to know if rhinos were born horn first.
And Google was like,
I think they thought they were just obese unicorns.
Do they have a horn when they're born?
It's probably just like a little
like a tiny, yeah.
Like a tooth.
It's like a hole.
Or something.
And then it grows.
So thank you all by the way.
And thanks to Gavin for reminding me,
we're gonna play Gavin or Google tonight
because I will, it slipped my mind.
And I would have hate to have teased
that we were gonna play it and then not play it.
Especially, I think feel like with our new podcast set.
Go ahead, break it in.
We have a, we have a commitment to our audience to do the right thing.
Yeah.
Fresh start for everybody, I feel like.
And, we're just like,
we're just like, are you with my hands right?
Yeah, I do.
My clue's right.
And this set is actually for one week only,
next week we'll have a different set.
Back to the old one.
And even newer one.
That's a lot.
What do you guys want to talk about, else?
Always open for mayors for the public this week.
It's out of pilot episodes officially.
So tune in Wednesday night at 10.30 if you are first member
and Thursday night at 10.30 PM.
If you are not a first member on YouTube or Rishji.com.
I'm good.
I think it's about time to wrap up.
And on the circle back, which we normally do
a half an hour before the end of the podcast,
circle back tonight, there's not really a lot of stuff people are asking asking why we didn't finish except for why didn't Bernie finish telling us how to vote for the streamies because I
Just literally telling I wasn't doing that. Yeah, that was the whole point of that conversation
So you could figure it out. There'll be a tweet about it eventually and if you do it
We'll definitely appreciate you but some of the things we're not gonna put it all over videos and we're not gonna be bugging you this year about that
But we reserve the right to bug you about it in the future. Well bug you about other stuff. What it's important Yeah, we'll be bug you hopefully you guys will come to to extra life and you won't see that as bugging you this year about that. But we reserve the right to bug you about it in the future. Well, bug you about other stuff. What it's important, yeah, we'll be bugging.
Hopefully you guys will come to extra life.
And you won't see that as it's bugging you,
but it's something cool that we all do together every year.
So thanks for watching everybody.
And we will see you guys next week on our other new set.
Yeah, we're going to do set next week.
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