Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus's Peanut Butter Hotdog - #633

Episode Date: January 26, 2021

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Hello, everyone, welcome to the ReCEIVE Podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. They've rang me, I'm Blaine. I'm Barbara, Duncan Mann, what's up? And I'm still Gus. So I've been having a weird, not weird. I've been having a fucking problem the past couple of weeks.

Like almost immediately after we fucking pre-taped the last episode, I started having vertigo, and I've been having it for like two weeks now, and it fucking sucks. Has anyone here ever had it before? What is it? It's like a hair infection. Not quite an ear infection. It's like your balance goes off. Like the shit in your middle ear that It's like your balance goes off. Like the the the shit in your the middle of your ear that tells you if your balance or not, it breaks.

And you're feeling wrong. Yeah. Feeling like you're always dizzy, always kind of like uneven, right? Like it feels like you're spins when you get when you drink too much. Yeah, but only when I move my head. So it's not inconvenient at all, you know. I was on a date with the girl at a climbing gym and she had really bad vertigo. It was like an ongoing thing. And we were doing like stretches or something before going up on the walls, or she like did a wall where she had to flip. And all the fluid fucked with her. And she like came down. She's like, I think I'm gonna throw up like I got really bad vertigo.

I can't really man in my body. It's like, like it'll start spinning and then I'll get mad. Like I know I'm not off balance. I know I'm standing. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, and then the fluids in your ear start to boil because you're so angry. So does it make you just feel weird or does it actually, do you think you could full over from it?

I almost have fallen over a couple of times. Like to the point where I have to grab a wall or grab onto something because I'm like, I'm about to fall over. It's mostly gone now. Thankfully, it's finally like really subsided. So I can move my head. But the first time it happened, I was asleep

and it was so bad, it woke me up. Like in my sleep, I turned over onto my right side and I woke up because I felt like I was drunk. You know when you like lay down because you had too much of drink and like the room spinning. Like it felt like that. I woke up, I was dead asleep woke up because I felt like I was drunk, you know, when you lay down because you had too much of drink and the room spinning, like it felt like that. I woke up, I was dead asleep woke up because I felt like I was drunk.

I was in a horrible feeling when you're lying down flat and you just feel like the world, it always feels like you're spinning over and then it resets and you just keep spinning over and over and over again. Yeah, absolutely. Like a pro-scoot. I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was drunk. You know, when you lay down because you had where you put your foot out onto the ground and like have it flat on the ground beside the bed? Life's favorite. Camerna, is that how you fix that problem? I mean, it works for some people. I wouldn't say it's like the solution, but I found that like if I've ever had the spins,

it helps a little bit. So explain that to me. You're laying on your back and then you just hook one leg out and then down on the ground? On the ground, yeah. So it's like out of the bed on the floor, flat on the ground. How low is your head?

So the rest of the reason, man. I mean, I'm five nine, so I'm pretty long legs. I mean, you could step into. Yeah. So I went to the doctor, like I was worried worried because of course I'm like I've got vertigo It's probably a brain tumor or something awful and Of course, it's fine. It's it's nothing, but I had a funny like an ear infection or something or something do with your ear canal He said it just happens sometimes they call it benign positional vertigo

And yeah, he he was like he so he was riding down I actually I took a picture of his notes. I'm going to show you here. He, uh, he wrote it down. You're right. You can take this medicine called mechlessine at that time. And then it's below it. He wrote benign positional vertigo.

I'm sure we get for the fucking audience. I can't do shit. He wrote benign positional vertigo. And then he said, he was like, wait, I can read that. He was explaining it to me. He goes, benign, it's called benign because, well, it's benign positional vertigo and then he said he was like I can read that he was explaining it to me He goes benign. It's called benign because well, it's benign It's positional because of course it's positional and and then he just kind of trailed off because he realized He's just reading what he wrote to me

He's like anyway you could take the medicine that I wrote down here at bedtime if it's really bad It was like an awkward moment where he realized he was just saying what he wrote. Have you heard the story of this guy who was pretending to be a doctor for a little bit and like practicing medicine without a license or anything in a doctor's office? And like, I don't know how he wasn't found out or how the other nurses and doctors at the clinic

didn't realize that this guy didn't work there. But maybe this is the guy. Maybe this guy's been my doctor for a long time, but it was just really funny. He's like wrote it down and it was just like reading what he wrote. I was just like, okay, yep, thank you. Thanks for that. Got it. Get me out of here. I had it once where I popped my ears. I think it was, I was, I just flown and I was in my hotel room and I had the lingering sort of weird air effect. So I just thought, I was sick of it. So I just thought I blasted out and I popped my nose

or popped my ears using my nose, which I think is pretty bad for you when you blasted out with that. But all of my balance, like temporarily turned off and I was just on the floor on my side on the hotel room floor. I was like, I fell and I didn't even feel myself go down. I just felt myself hit the floor.

I just went from like up like this to I was like, that was really bizarre. What's this? It really has put balance into perspective for me, right? Like the fact that we can walk and move around like stand on one foot or jump and all that. It's like, you take it for granted. Like all of a sudden, like one little thing goes off and it's like, Oh, great. Now I'm fucked up.

Like I can't move my head very quickly for days on end. It's like I'm, I'm very appreciative of balance right now. Because even walking sometimes like I should be, I've been fucking doing this for decades. I should have no problem walking. It's fucking stupid. I wonder what happens in zero G. Like does Vertico not affect people in zero gravity? Ah.

I don't know about that. Cause I guess you've got no, nothing feels like down. Well, I guess it'd be like water cause like whenever you're swimming it, I mean, yeah, but it's water still in the gravity. you could, can you feel which way up you are? Well, you need to because otherwise if you flip cups, I've done completely, then all the water is going to shoot up your nose.

So you try to stay level and what at least I do. So fuck, it's so interesting. You also will float to the surface depending on, I mean, how deep water pressure is. Yeah, you got like extra stuff with buoyancy, but there's still gravity having an effect on you, surely. Yeah. Do you guys feel like we're being subject to more health issues by our set and terryness? Since like, I don't know about you guys, I haven't really been doing much in terms of activity. Like we barely go out. We barely like,

move around. We exercise in the house every now and then, but like in terms of getting up and moving around, like you would in a normal day, working at the office, like, yeah. Going from building to building even, like, I feel my body is just getting stiff and old at a rapid speed compared to a normal time period. Oh, yeah, I totally agree.

I feel like there's days where I don't move, like I put my ass in the chair. It's like, that's it all day. It's really, really pathetic. Yeah, I feel exactly the same. Not that I work out a lot, or even do a lot, just even the walking around in office, going to talk to people, or moving around a lot more,

or even I guess like going to stores, right? That's just gone for now. I just sleep like shit if I don't move too much in a day. Like I always try and go for a walk because otherwise I just have extra energy. Not, and it's not good energy, not like mental energy where I can think about things and do good work. It's just movement energy that gets trapped.

That's not a real thing, it just feels that way. I don't really leave my house that often to the point where I drive stick shift and sometimes I'll have to sit in my car and be like, okay, emergency break. I'll have to evaluate things a little bit more than I normally would because it's so out of routine, but no, I'm moving around a ton and I'm working out normal. If anything, I'm working out more because the garage jam. That thing looks sick. Yeah. It's got a good set of going. Next, Doc sick. Yeah, that a good set of going next dogs. Yeah. I

Big mirror that your TV right in there. Yeah, I have like I bought these like LED strip light bulbs that I had behind my TV and like they kept falling off like the sticky goo was like falling off. So I just had them wrapped up and I was like whatever after the move. So they're just laying around so I put them behind my squat rack. So now it looks like like like what a streamer would build their weight room like decked out dude you should stream your workouts. Why not I'm taking about it, right? Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I'd be able to get shirtless because then they'd probably ping me. I don't know. I should ask Eric We're we're we're master now. We're pasties. You'd be fine. Oh, okay. All right

Yeah, that'd be fun. The other day, Trevor and I realized we hadn't been outside in a long time because we went to go for a walk. And you know, like when you haven't been in sunlight for a really long time and you open your eyes outside and it feels like sore everywhere, you guys know that feeling? Like where your eyes can't quite open all the way and you're just like, oh my god. Build up over multiple days. There surely you'd have the same effect if you just had an eye mask on for like 20 minutes. No, I think this is like clearly like we hadn't been outside in like four or five days.

If people haven't been strict. It's like the matrix when they pull them out. It's like, you worry my eyes hurt you've never used them I had a sad I really said realization where I was like hanging out with Dutch Kowloon with Dutch And I looked at him and I was like I think this is the only other living being that I've touched in like two months Maybe so sad oh I think Dutch feels

Well, no, he said Trevor over to you with a mask on if you want to just like feel it a month a little bit put that guy in a Has my suit and I'll just I'll hug him just hold him there in my arms. Oh Hugs I miss those I know Hand shakes not so much. I feel like that's probably gonna get eliminated now Thank you, but it's gonna be replaced by everyone keep saying that like oh who knows if handshakes will ever come back But like what it's gonna be like realistically replaced by like we do with the Japanese doing just bow I think it's very respectful. Yeah, that does the way just not Like knowledge. Yep. All right. Yep.

Hello. Nice to meet you. That's fine. Yeah, you touched someone. How cool would that? I was at the office like a while ago. It was like around a devil who was just filming. And I ran into Anna Fugate.

She's like a old makeup artist. And she's done a bunch of stuff with her teacher teeth. But she came up to me. And she's like, I learned this one on set. And we had known that we were both like good, like COVID-wise and we were wearing masks. So she came up to me and she put her back up against my back and then she just rubbed and she was like,

it's a back hug. I was like, oh my gosh. That sounds like a hug with more steps. I don't want that. But I touched someone, Gus. And that's the important thing. And I miss Anna so much and I miss everybody. Aw. Yeah, she's like a human contact, I think, because it's important.

Yeah. This is some degree. For me, uh, sitting at a desk talking on camera all day, uh, I'm pretty sure I have TMJ now. So that's a cool new new feature to the thirties. Is that the, the jaw thing? Yeah, so I looked up symptoms and like I should probably go to an actual dentist or something to get it diagnosed, but I was just, I had a particularly long day streaming where I was on RTTV from like 11 a.m. until 8 and then like I had another stream right after till 9. And you know when you're like talking on camera, especially a live stream, you're like

smiling and like moving your mouth like, with a smile on it the whole time. And I guess my jaw just got like super sore. And it's been like clicking and doing this weird thing where I can't really open it all the way. So I've been just like trying a massage. I'm wearing a mouth guard right now to see if that helps the clenching at all.

But I can imagine, I can imagine Gus getting the opposite of that, where you, it's too much frowning I I Actually got really bad TMJ problems like once or a couple times a year it'll act up really bad So I do not envy you because it can be super painful and there's really nothing you can do about it when it's happening You just got to kind of wait for it to subside. What does that actor name stand for?

I imagine the J sensor job. It was sailor to it It's the joint that's there in your jaw. It's a, too much jaw. Too much jaw. There's your problem, Barbara. You have too much jaw. Wait, so how do you get that? Was that on set? It's mother fucking jaw. Because you're really too much gum. Temporal mandibular joint dysfunction. Yeah, you could get it, I think, a lot of different ways. I know like clenching or grinding your teeth is a big one. So if you tend to clench or anything when you're stressed, it's bad that this muscle here, down like the back of your, you're down your neck, if that's really tight,

you're more inclined to get it as well, which for me, that's like a fucking pot elastic band. It's so tight, it's awful. I'm like, okay, that's probably explaining it. So doing some stretches. I found a couple videos on YouTube of like stretches that this doctor recommends if you have TMJ. Yeah, we'll see it, show us.

There's a lot of them. Go ahead. All right, get ready with the poor and hub, log out the photo shop over these. I wonder if Predator has that problem, but like times four. Okay, Gus, you keep sending me these goddamn Fortnite ads.

Let's play together. Let's play two nights. I feel like it's freaking targeting ads towards me because they just announced that they had, well, they had Mandalorian, which is, you know, Alistar, but then they had Sarah Connor and a terminator on and then they had predator on I'm like, fuck I don't want to try to have game. They're trying to get you in plane I think you are brave, but I've never played Fortnite. Let's play Fortnite. Have you ever played Fortnite? Blame I only do the dances. Never played Fortnite. Let's play sometime. Let's play together Let's let's break our fortnight virginity together, but there's like old play Fortnite together years ago. Well, that wasn't Battle Royale.

It was like regular Fortnite before they changed it. We made an immersion in Fortnite, which I always laughed at because we made like, oh, God, if we just like waited a week, we would have had the most like topical piece of content on the web. But instead we did it based off of their old like campaign mode before they introduced the battle royale. Yeah, that was like an RTX immersion that we shot. I think it was like, uh, that's the only version of Fort Knife played. It was the, uh,

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the fuck that was. I was trying to prep the image. So I made a peanut butter hot dog and I sent a photo of it to Eric and Jordan and Jordan swears. Jordan swears got very offended. He says that he invented peanut butter hot dog when he was 10 years old and he wasn't very impressed by it. And he knew I was gonna talk about it on the podcast.

So a few days ago, he tweeted, peanut butter hot dog, you heard it here first. Just because he knew I couldn't talk about it till Monday Although question about his versus yours is his include the hot dog itself because yours seems to just be the better My mind was just peanut butter. He says this is what he said he did the same thing no no actual hot No meat just that looks absolutely awful and I love I love hot dogs I love peanut butter the ratio seems all off there. It looks like you've also used smooth,

which is questionable. Is that smooth? Yeah, I did not have any crunchy. You got a hot dog. You got a hot dog. I'm not a hot dog. You got a hot dog. I'm team peanut butter hot dog.

Because if you think about it, so say you have the jelly, and you made the peanut butter jelly in the hot dog, that eliminates the problem of the bread getting to moist and the jelly falling through on a PB and J. So this makes perfect sense. It's the perfect. It's beautiful. Yeah.

And then like also like sometimes hot dog bones that connotates a little sweeter. This was a brioche bun. So had a little bit of sweetness to it. It worked. It was too good. I, I need to go back to the grocery store. You're saying that was your last. What? Did we use talking power? I shit I need to go back to I'm also you're saying that was your last

Used talking about her. I was just saying that you guys are making peanut butter until y'all wrong go on I just feel like the the last hot dog bun is always Incredibly stale like you should oh The last bud. It wasn't that or that's why I eat it. I eat in the hot dogs the day before So I had I still have the one left over So I was kind of like oh, I can use this right now I feel like I've had so many hot dog buns where it kind of feels like you're eating toast a little bit So I'm behind are you still doing weekdays vegan weekends?

Yeah, I'll eat I'll eat animal products on the weekend, but during the week, plant-based diet. Got it, got it, got it. I have a, is this gonna be another debate on this podcast about crunchy or smooth peanut butter? Smith, here we go. Smith. What do you think, Barbara? Smooth, all the way.

I like crunchy, I had smoothed there, but I prefer crunchy. Let us know, in chat, people in chat, I'm watching chat right here. Can we do a poll? Who can make a poll? Can I make a poll? I don't know how to make a poll. Someone can chat. People in chat. I'm watching chat right here. Can we do a poll? Who can make a poll? Can I make a poll? I don't know how to make a poll. Someone can chat. How many? How many smooth peanuts do you eat? It's peanut butter though. It's butter. Oh yeah, butter is pretty smooth. I like crunchy butter. But to crunch.

butter. Buttercrunch. Weird. Yeah, I like cow's milk. Oh, how many cows do you eat? That's like liquid. I like lumps in my cow's milk. That's a good, that's really good. I like that. Look, you turn that around on me and it was perfect. I'm back and down on it, back and down. Although, you know, like, I will say, I don't want to like, yucky or yum. If you like crunchy peanut butter, that's great. Enjoy it. It's more smooth peanut butter for me available in store.

To me, it's not really, I prefer crunchy, but it's not one or the other. Like, crunchy peanut butter is like an eight out of ten. Smooth is like a seven out of ten. It's all good shit. I'll get it all down. I probably wouldn't make a smooth peanut But a trench hot dog button though

You don't know what you're missing Man, I missed something like chat window. I need to refresh it Sorry catch me here. I'm in an awkward predicament and I have a question for the room First of all, how close are you guys to like your real itters?? Do you mean, is a realtor relationship important to maintain? Yeah, I keep in touch with my realtor. But why? Yeah. Because, okay, so a while ago, I had a realtor.

He helped me find a property. When I got the place, he gave me a gift card to congratulate me. And I was like, oh, that's awesome. I'm going to get you back. when he got the place, he gave me a gift card to congratulate me. I was like, oh, that's awesome. I'm going to get you back. Around Christmas, he and his wife went in for both of them. I sent them Yeti Mugs, like camping mugs, because they go outdoors and stuff. I got them these two Yeti Mugs.

He said, we love these. My wife has one already, but these are our favorite mugs. I'm so jealous of her. Now I have one. I'm so excited. So I just made the order on Amazon, and I sent it to them. I shipped the package to them, like gift wrap probably. So then like three weeks after that, I got an email.

It says, your return has been processed, you've credited $25 for your you know, get him mug. And I saw that and I was like I didn't ask for return. So I think what he meant to do was get a returns that he could get the balance that he could buy something else with the Amazon. But it went to my account. And I don't know So awkward man, I don't I really feel like no better here Also question playing why are you getting your realtor a gift the gift that you got him was a commission on the house that Yeah, he's the barbers barbers right he's like an old friend like we're not nearly as close as we used to be we used to Game all the time together.

The look of buds. You should buy a hidden other one and send it. You could buy him another one. I gave you a tie your turn. I saw this got returned accidentally. You wanted to hook you up with another one because he had to drive that back to the to a place for me to get money. And if I acknowledge it, then I'm like,

hey, do you want to gift card? Like, I don't know how to go about having it. You know, you gotta send it again. You think I'm sending it again. Okay, all right. So wait, you can get enough enough other people's gifts. Yeah, that's it. Like, did you give him a gift for see?

Had that work. I don't think I did, because otherwise, I feel like it would have gotten rid of you would have gotten the money. Send him to, send had to work. I don't think I did because otherwise I feel like it would have got you would have gotten the money sent him to send him to now. Did I'm losing out what if he just didn't get it money? What if he just never picked it up or something they got returned by accident. No he did because it's a yeah. Yeah, and plus also if you get if Blaine got a credit that means the return was processed

on the Amazon side. He texted me that I heard like somebody texted somebody and I was like he said, it's like hey, I hope you got you know, have the thing and then he said yeah, we love these we love these yet He thinks and then apparently not In chat the Phantom Observer says that's like something out of Kirby enthusiasm It's done. Yeah, it is. Absolutely. And I don't know. I know. It's one thing to get someone to gift and give them a gift for seat. And like, all right, I got this for you. You're gonna turn it if you want. Use it for store credit,

whatever. I'm like, not know about it, but to actually get an email with the receipt. And like, saying that it was a small turn. So didn't that get any mail that just came back and said, you'll refund will be processed to the said does account was he just like? I think I think so and then like so now we're both in these positions where he either hits me up and says hey, oh, I Returned your gift. Can you give me the money for it? Can you buy yourself one and the next time you see him whenever in the future just show up drinking out of that mug like anytime You see him from now on, just use that mug.

Exclusive. I already wait to have it. Yeah. They're great. They're great. Blaine, buy a new one and then send him a thank you, like a thank you card for the mug. Like, hey, dude, thanks for the 25 bucks.

I'm not on those. Appreciate it. Narsylian says get a new realtor. I would say, I would say send him 10. I think that's the best outcome. Not cheap. Those mugs. Yeah, you're expensive. Yeah, they're quality. I had one. Yeah. So, all right. Well, Lulu Dominarie in chat says just send him a gift card. Just out of the blue. Just like, no, please don't always shit. It planes gone out of the blue just like. No, please don't always shit. It plain's gone in the extra mile there already.

Well, you know, you need to make up anything at this point. Yeah, you've already done. Yeah, damn thing. Yeah, keep the money. You also got the commission on your house. It's thousand dollars. It's a pretty nice gift. Yeah, I don't know.

I get you though. I don't see where you're coming from. Now it's just soccer because of the next one I see him. It's just gonna be like, you know, I don't know about that Yeti mug. I don't know. I get you though. I understand where you're coming from. Not just soccer because of the next one I see him. It's just going to be like, you know, about that Yeti mug. I don't know. Oh, let's do a certain dominance. Procondibin. Diminist.

All right. Well, TBD, maybe I'll send another one with a gift receipt this time. And just a little bit to be a joke. I still get a lot of mail from my realtor, just like, I don't know what he's even advertising or what, I'm like, I bought, I already used services, dude, like I'm good. Like, I don't know why you're trying to advertise to me,

still. I think they just want to keep you in mind, and they want you to keep them in your mind if you ever sell your house. That way you use them again and then use them to buy another house. That's very good. Did you know, they want you to keep them in your mind if you ever sell your house. That way you use them again and then use them to buy another house. That's very good. Did you guys, go ahead.

The Austin Real Estate Market's been going crazy lately. I constantly see people making posts in the Austin subreddit that are like, how does anyone buy a house right now? It seems like every house gets multiple offers and everyone pays like $50,000 in cash over the asking price in order to even get a house these days here. It's like it is so fucking nuts right now.

Tesla, baby. Did you see the article about the guy that moved his family from California? Yeah, that's awesome. That piece of shit. Did you guys haven't talked about this yet, right? Because I thought it was. I thought it was. What is it?

Some guy moved his family from San Diego and he was like, I had a 20,000 square, was 2,000 square foot home, I can't remember where it was. And I doubled that with, you know, and it was, he broke down the cost, I got it in BK's and then he just proceeded to make a top 10 list of why you should not move to Austin. And it was things from our culture sucks.

We're all mean people who are bad at driving. The weather here is shit, it's too expensive. Our yelp reviews are wrong, our businesses are untrustworthy. It was like, Are you as supportive over Austin? Well, the dumbest point he made was that, like Blaine said, he went from a 2,500 square foot house to a 4,000 square foot house, and then he bitched that, like Blaine said, he went from a 2500 square foot house to a 4000 square foot house,

and then he bitched that it was too expensive to run the air conditioner all summer to cool a 4000 square foot house. It's like, in Texas. You don't have to buy a 4000 square foot house, and of course that's gonna be fucking expensive. You moved to Austin. I mean, I was like, oh, don't move to Austin

because cooling a 4000 square foot house costs some money. Like, who fucking who? You bought a fucking 4,000 square foot house. Dude, it was your choice to move to Austin. Like, do the research of things in Austin before you move there, right? Like, you go on practice a lot of the stuff that you get when you actually live in a place. I get that. But like, see what your electricity bill would be, I guess, to move to a new city and write a article about how much that city sucks is like, I don't get that. But like, see what your electricity bill would be, I guess. To move to a new city and write a article about how much that city sucks is like,

I don't know, that's just like a really shitty move. His basis, he wrote it some time ago. He's a, I guess he did an interview with someone that updated it. And he's like, yeah, I wrote that a couple of years ago, didn't expect it. People would find it all of a sudden, you get really mad about it.

His basis for Austinites being rude and unkind, which like I feel like anytime I'm in Austin, I have a great time, people are super nice. I go to New York, that's where I encounter like, kind of mean people, but like it's fine, it's New York. He was like, I saw a guy wear a shirt and it says don't move here. Roode, I brought my family out here to Texas

and he was just like fucking dying on this hill. It was a funny read. It was a good read. I enjoyed it. No, come on. No, he's entitled. He's entitled to his opinion. I think a lot of his points were weird.

He also had a point. Shane just reminded me. He said that he liked the outdoors, but that there's mosquitoes here. It's like, well, okay, yeah, we just, there's bugs outside. Sorry. You'll find mosquitoes in how much percent of North America? It was, it was strange. The thing is, there are mosquitoes here. There are. I'm a thing on that one. He could have done his research. All of these things, you can find all of these things on websites. Like you can project how much you'd be spending. I went through all these steps when I was looking for a house.

Like how much am I going to be, you know, this and, you know, budgeting and stuff like this guy just came in unprepared. It does so quick. Yeah. Yeah. What did you say? Nothing. Not that you wrote this article. I definitely didn't say that.

Go ahead. But yeah, that is one of the annoying things that I never dealt with in England is that with air conditioning, you have to like cool all the rooms that you're not in as well. I guess you could get those vent things, honey, but. Yeah, you get smart events to do that. But still, it's a four thousand, that's a big house. Air, air costs are reminding me. He also complained about a culture of many mansion obsession here, despite the fact he bought a 4,000 square foot house.

He also, he said we were also like a mono-culturistic or something like that. Basically saying like, I only have white neighbors, but I came from a neighborhood that was diverse. Dude moved to becaves and like I live in a neighborhood. I have every, like it's awesome. There's so many diverse groups of people. Austin is fairly monoculture. It's strange. It's a, I think Austin's not a very diversity considering its size.

Like a lot of cities that it depends on the area. Yeah. That's right. Like beca caves is a very white neighborhood. That that is true. I assume most people listening don't know what B caves is or where it is. But yeah, it's super. I don't even know where it is. Yeah.

It's like super south west, right? West. Yeah. Yeah. All right. But I feel like a lot more neighborhoods in Austin are becoming a lot more like multicultural and stuff like that doing a lot better in diversity, but it's definitely an uphill battle here in Austin compared to some other places in Texas maybe. Yeah.

A lot of have to be done. I guess it is a kind of different where you go. But I don't know. I love Austin. I fucking love it here. Like, eventually I will probably have to move to LA at some point, but I think even then, like I'm always gonna have a place in Austin because this place is just like, it's too good. Why do you think you'll have to move to LA?

I think the natural progression of my career is probably gonna have to take me out there. When I do point. You need a new reel to there. I'll send him, I'll send him yeti mugs No, I don't think I'll ever own property in LA though. Let's go fucking hit it big Yeah, I mean that's the same thing in Austin now. There's a problem everyone's having it's also fucking expensive Yeah, how do you buy a fucking house in the city? Yeah, I had people are just like listing their houses

Like ridiculous like way more than it's valid at just to see what happens and they get an offer on it and they're like, shit, better start looking for houses because we're selling this one. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's the problem. If you sell yours, then you still have to buy another. You still need to live somewhere.

It's probably great right now if you're leaving Austin. I also saw it. But that's why it's expensive. It's like so many people are moving here. I also saw it. Yeah, well, that's why it's expensive. It's like so many people are moving here. I also saw that. So like Elon Musk is here. He and he and Grimes have moved to Austin. And I guess so was Rogan.

They gave Dave Chappelle COVID. Yeah, so they posted a picture where it looks like there were downtown somewhere. It was it was Rogan Chappelle, Grimes and Elon Musk. And yeah, fucking Dave Chappelle is COVID. It's like, oh, shocker. The rich are not, you know, safe from going out and being assholes and getting a disease that's widespread.

Isn't Musk the richest now? I think he is now. Yeah, I think you just overtook Bezos, right? Yeah, but that guy's got like a super vaccine, I'm sure. Right now. My mom got the vaccine. So much awesome. Oh, really?

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Or is it a motivation to figure out? Did you steal some vaccine for yourself? Yeah, I walked around with my arm out like oops. Oops. I fell on the seat. I'm not. No. You know, I will say guys, despite this like,

yeah, you know, character that Ristratis people think you're the grumpy angry Gus, you love your in-laws. So more than I've heard any other person love their in-laws, you gave your father-in-law like a console, like not too long ago, I think. That was my stepfather. Okay. Still, great relationship with his in-laws with the stepfinger. Who is this guy? Best lovesfather. Okay. Still, great relationship with the Zen laws with the stepfinger. Who is this guy?

That's the love of people. Yeah, I'm not a saying. I'm not a saying. Definitely, he definitely does not wallow in self pity. God damn it. Oh man, that'll never get old. I have never seen a go away. Am I cool now? Oh man, that'll never get old.

I have never gonna go away. Am I cool now? What is this? This is going to work. Yeah, Blaine, you're cool as ****. Yeah, I can do that too. I just got to, you know, man,

everyone's got all the fancy features. I got the mini one because I thought I wouldn't need all that. I don't, I mean, no one needs all that. But I can't do any of that. I've only got bleep. I'm a huge streamer now. Yeah. I already sense myself annoying people with the effects that I have on this thing.

Because like, you know, it's a toy. You gotta keep going, Barbara. Yeah, you just gotta fucking, that's what I did with the rim shot and with the sad trombone. You just gotta keep the air soundboard. Please stop. See, you just gotta keep going.

They tell you to stop and you just like, keep going over and over. I just know how much playing hates this one in particular, so I should just keep it on the rest of the time. I feel like you're gonna ask me to put my dilution on my skin slower. If you hate that, all that crap, watch the beginning of the latest lasso video

because it's like three straight minutes of Michael Jeremy Alfredo, we're trying to sink. But doing that the entire time and I just sat there just just waited. After a certain point you're just so used to it you're just like.

I just can't sound so cool when you have it in fact. The cops are outside that Hands up get off the roof Speaking of like streaming and stuff like that and this is not directed at any particular person. Oh He's talking about me. No, no, no, no, you don't stream I don't think any of us stream right none of us. Okay, no, no, no, you don't stream. I don't think any of us stream, right? None of us.

Not yet. Okay, so that we can all talk about this openly. Do you ever get offended when a friend's like, hey, I want to play some video games with you. You want to play this thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you get there and then you find out that they're streaming. Like, because like, I want to support my friends and I'm happy to do it.

But at the same time, I'm like defensive about that. You just want to play games through friends. You don't want to, you don't want to be it, but at the same time, I'm like, what's defensive about that there? You just wanna play games through friends, you don't have to be on, you know, like, like James and I, we play games every weekend, we never stream it, because we just wanna, you just show. What do you play? We played this like, Dinosaur second-instinction game,

but we've been playing that, and we played last of, and not the last one, it's left for dead. We've been playing something else. No, I'm just like playing sometimes. Yeah, I really like off-roading. A watch playing. Like, when I, whenever Dan's over, we play games and just don't stream it, because I mean, it would make good content, but it's just,

I think it's nice to just relax and do it whenever. I never get offended because nobody ever invites you to play games. So it's fine. I think everyone probably assumes that you're too busy or don't want to. I honestly, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably like to make up like games. Although I've been playing a lot of dead by daylight again lately.

I picked it up back again on PC and on Xbox just casually. Yeah. We have fun to hop into a random game every now and then. I came, I came still so much fun. It's fun. Yeah, we make it. I wore all the time. She loves it.

I worry about like declining server populations. Like sometimes it takes a long time to find a match and I'm like, oh no, don't die. We need more people playing. Yeah, playing, I understand what you're saying though. Like you, you thought it was just like a social social activity and someone wants to like play games and just hang out, but it's like a ulterior motive in a way. Phoenix, Phoenix Fury just said, do you find it offensive because you feel they are using

you to try to use extra views? And like, I don't think that that's the case. I think that they do want to just play for like, because we're buds, but I also think it's just being element of it. I think if I, if I may talk for the other side of it, I think it's, it's been really nice for me personally to get to be included in these things because I like playing games with people and a lot of games people are gravitating towards to now for streams are more social games and more like multiplayer stuff. towards to now for streams are more social games and more like multiplayer stuff. And for that, obviously you need people to play those games. And so it's an easy way to like get in on the action and like actually hang out with people

and socialize. So to me, it's like, I don't care if people are streaming or not. It's just an easy way to play more games and hang out with people. No, for sure. And I hope that this isn't by me and the ass and like my friends that stream who ask me beyond don't ever ask me again. But I think that this isn't by me and the ass and my friends that stream who ask me beyond, don't ever ask me beyond. But I think-

He never got an invite again. But I think what it comes down to is if you think about it in a different context, okay? So they're not streaming, constantly playing video games. Say they are a DJ. I don't know, that's a good example. What will go with that?

Say they say, hey, I want you to come to this party. All right. And then as it turns out, they're DJing that party and the more people that go to that party, they get more money. So you kind of feel like, what am I here for? Am I here because you want me to be here? Am I here because you want to make more money?

Maybe both. Why not both? I don't know. Why are you going to help out your friends, Blake? I want to help out my friends. But like, sometimes I just want to play video games. I'm just hanging out with people and I have to be on all the time. Yeah, I could, yeah, I can see both sides of it.

I don't know. For sure. I've been playing a lot hit man three. Ooh. I know why people talking about that game like crazy. Yeah, because they're making that new James Bond game. So I feel like everyone's like, what? I just really enjoy, I feel like hitman is one of the few franchises where

I've actually played every game from the moment they all came out like I played the first hitman when it came out Did the same with GTA and they're like my only I guess halo as well But I feel like hitman actually got much more popular in its later games Has did GTA like not a ton of people play GTA London, you know, compared to how many of played GTA 5 What I hit man 3 is I think it's really good game. If I were right now If I were to jump into Hitman, where would I jump in because I'm kind of a completionist But there's a ton of different iterations like what's a good starting point for Hitman?

I would just get Hitman 3 and there's a version that includes all of the levels from Hitman 1 and 2 So it's like a remaster but in Hitman 3 Well, the thing is with Hitman the Hitman 3 that it's confusing because there was an original Hitman Hitman 2 and Hitman 3 this isn't them those are like from the There was there was Hitman Hitman 47 Those are like from the 2000s. There was, there was hit man, hit man. Hit man, 47, hit man, two silent assassin and hit man contracts. They're the real hit man, one, two, three. Okay, that's not included in anything that is now.

The current hit man, three, contains the rebooted hit man, different levels, the new hit man, two, which came out a few years ago, and then the new one that just came out now, but they're all in the same package They're on the same engine so you can just play all the levels from all of those new three it hit mad three But none of the old hit mad three trilogy. All right Okay, so what I'm getting is by the hit man three with all the By you have had three and it will come with A lot of other stuff. Well, I'd be confused by the story or will it catch me out pretty decently?

Well, it's a re the hitman the 2016 hitman Was like a reboot Yeah, it's the Tomb Raider of the Tomb Raider series. Yeah, this reference is to the previous old super old stuff, but it's mainly just a big contained story trilogy. I don't think I could have explained that worse. Yeah. So I had man three by 40 will come out with it has

Re-versions new versions of the same Hitman one and two missions and when you say hit man one and two this is the remaster like rebooted version Yeah, when I say hit man one and two. I mean hit man 2016 and hit man 2018 not hit man 2000 and it bad 2002 or whatever they came out. I got it. I got it. All right. I'll get yeah, okay, great What if that minute was like the ad for hitman. Do you think anyone would buy it? I think you saw some people on it Not me, but it's someone someone somewhere some people on it. Not me, but it's someone someone somewhere got sold on it.

I think I found out. Valley Chris speaking of ads for Hitman Chris made an ad for them and I remember it was like it was for GameStop or something. And I remember like out of like not even thinking it was Rooster Teeth. I just saw that ad and was like, ah, it's a pretty good ad. That was really funny. Like I went back and watched that ad, it was so funny. And then I found out that Chris made it. And then, when was this? No, I hate that ad.

Huh? It was probably, I don't know, I must have been in college. Or something. What's your hitman game? Before I was working at Rooster Teeth. That might have been, that wasn't 2016. Was Chris working there at that point? Was I working?

Oh yeah. 2016, yeah. 2016, yeah. there at that point was I working. Oh yeah, 2016. Yeah, 2016 2016, 2009. Fairly recent five years ago. I don't know you got to ask Chris Chris Chris had been walking it for like six years at that point. Yeah, I don't know Chris is ageless. I'm a founder. I can't remember. Yeah, I think he he and Carrie started what Gus like 2009, 2010. I want to say 2010. Okay.

What is what is extra confusing is that I think there was a hitman trilogy game released, but it didn't have hitman one in it. I just remember two, three and four. There's bomb asked commercial where there's a bunch of latex nuns attacking a motel and then agent 47 kills all of them. Oh, that was that was absolutely. What is that? Is that him and is that expansion?

No, that was hit man five. But I thought him in three was that. So it's hitman one, hitman two, hitman three. Eric says I feel like I'm having a stroke. What is happening? I hate. Let me run through hitman. Hitman, get it for you.

Seven. Sick. Hitman two silent assassin. Hitman contracts. Hitman, blood money. Hitman, absolution. Hitman, hitman two, hitman three. There were some side ones. There was a sniper ones. I'm not getting to those

Sean beam was in hit man just hit man It and ah not original hit man, but hit man. This is worse than anything assassins creep has ever got This is worse than anything Assassin's Creed has ever done. I'm so mad. I'm so, I'm not even in this. I have to listen to it and take notes. And I don't know what I'm writing. I don't know what I'm writing. Why do you just erase everything?

I've just erased everything and wrote Hitman 3. That's it. Good idea. Eric, run me through the Hitman games. Go. I've never played them in. I don't hit man. It doesn't matterman three is not absolution hitman two comes after those latex nuns are in absolution but that's before hitman one I hate this I

hate it. I'll recite them back to you air we got hitman one we got hitman 1.5 absolute vodka then we got hit man 1.5 absolute vodka. Then we got hit man That really packs a punch dude. Then we got hit man three the reckoning and then we got hit man 1.3 Which is supposed to be after 1.2, but they I got it makes out hit man is the Kingdom Hearts of Non-Disney video games. This is miserable. I'm a parts of non-Disney video games. This is miserable. I'm upset. I'm D4. It's just said exactly what I needed here. They just start with the reboot of the last three games. But that's what I said, Blaine.

That's exactly what Gavin said. How have you been into like, absolution, absolution? I never mentioned it until you talked about it. I didn't touch on blood money, absolution. I was just talking about sexy nuns and latex And then you started talking about how there's like a like a new testament and an old testament for hitman I don't fucking know what you're talking. Oh, I think you just be interested. We're clear by saying that bling It's a old test. You want to play new testament hitman not old testament hitman

Okay, all right, all Yeah, new testament hitman is what I'll go. So, all right. All. Yeah. New Testament hitman is what I'll go by. What you got again. Anytime. Anytime a company makes like the sixth version of their game and calls it the same thing as the first one, you know, it's going to get messy. It's to be expected at this point. Who has done that?

I guess Tomb Raider. Yeah. Halo. Halo has a yet. They just call it infinite. I've done it that in a way. Hit. Halo has an yet. They just call it infinite. I think that. Hitman Tokyo Drift. Hitman Hitman me baby one more time. Excellent. I mean, they haven't messed with the

number. They haven't like put the number in the title yet. Like like Driftria and uh oh yeah. Oh God. Resident E7. Oh man, everybody's drooling all over that tall vampire lady. I know. I had to look.

I haven't played that Resident Evil game yet. I had to look it up. Like everyone wants to get squished by some tall vampire lady. I need to find out what's going on. Oh my God. It's it's that and it's fucking Mittens Bernie Sanders. Everyone's just going wild. Everyone's going on. Oh my God. It's it's that and it's fucking Mittens Bernie Sanders. Everyone's just going wild. Everyone's going crazy. The chat is cracking me up with these different Hitman titles. I want to know everyone's Hitman title. Hitman 316. I like to hit

two man. Oh yeah, that's a good point. God of God of War. Did it with God of War 4. That's right. Got a War. Yeah. That's a good point. I didn't call it Got a 4. Or War 4 R. It would have been it. Yeah, it's always funny. Imagine if Halo was called a 4-low. Oh, God. They knew it was the wrong move.

They didn't do it. Appreciate it. Gears of War could have done they didn't, they knew it was the wrong move. They didn't do it. Appreciate it. The war could have done Gears of Four. You know that, that some concept artist for all of those companies made that at some point, like they had to, just because there's just like an ask from the producers or something. Okay, I don't know. It's all sucking. This episode of the receipt podcast is brought to you by ExpressVPN.

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of the way through the grip apocalypse achievement in Gears Tactics, but I just like I see it and I'm like I couldn't do it. I'm probably knocking out right now, but I'm never gonna do it. I don't care. It's like it's just right there Literally says like 99% like I could I could do that in like two minutes probably if I had to but just not gonna do it That's amazing. I said you a thing, Gus, of when I did the bandwidth test on my Xbox. What the fuck is up with that? You can check, I don't know what that's for. I'm sure I find the picture I sent you. I don't know what that's for.

It's like to check your bandwidth that you've used on your Xbox, but it's just garbage. I'll try to show some. Here's my historical bandwidth usage. Catch me racked up 18 petabytes in uh, in December there. So is it 18 petabytes or is it 18,000? Yeah, I guess that's 18 petabytes right? One thousand terabytes is a petabyte. So 18 petabytes.

I, I'm using that option until recently. I've never seen the option to check your usage, but I just randomly pressed it. I was recently, I've never seen the option to check your usage, but I just randomly pressed it. I was like, I don't know if that. I don't think that's right. I think my internet provider would be quite pissed if I downloaded 18 petabytes through an Xbox. Are those called petos for short?

Because if so, we should tell QAnon that we found. We found it. We found it. God. F***. F***. F***. Yeah, Gavin sent me that. F***. And he, it turns out he used slightly more bandwidth than I did. I've only, I only used 12 terabyte or 12 petabytes in December.

What is this for? On what? Like Gavin's uploading? Slammo stuff. I'm sure yeah, but my Xbox that be weird Wait, are you guys to buy is a lot? Yeah, it's a shitload of data I mean, that may be a day in the future I think game console can put 18 petabytes through it But yeah, I think in a month for my home internet aggregate I use a just under two terabytes so it would be

A 500 times that would be one petabyte and then multiply that times 18 I think I had a 40 terabyte month once but it rarely I've never come close to that again Is this a this is a good time to get cyberpunk? Is it as it fix to they fix cyberpunk? I haven't played assistant I I I would probably still wait a little bit. Yeah, give a little time I Will say I've had fun with it in its current state. I think it's still fun I will say I've had fun with it in its current state. I think it's still fun.

Okay, it's set your expectations appropriately. There are it is slightly broken, slightly. I don't know why I'm so, I'm just like free time. What's up? So you, we were talking about Elon Musk earlier and I meant to bring this up but I, the conversation moved on. I was reading something he said last year. I think it was January of 2020, but it was last year of the year before, talking about sending people to Mars, right? And of course, the people I would say, like, well, what's the point of that?

Only rich people would be able to go, like there's no practical application of it. Then he basically, in this interview, reinvented indentured servitude saying like if people can't afford to go, they can go to Mars and then work off the price of their ticket and their only shit. And I was like, what the fuck is it? Like does he not have anyone around him that's like, hey, no, let's chill out on that

idea right there. Yeah, maybe that's not the greatest idea that you've ever had. They're not those guys are stuck out there though, at least for until we can get shit figured out and stuff like anybody, we send them ours, they're going, they're dying on Mars. Yeah, but I mean, it makes me think a lot about manifest destiny in the United States, right? Where people would come from Europe and then just go out west to try to claim as much land as they could, right?

It's like they're stuck out there, but it's like if they're escaping a life that's bad, they're trying to restart a life. You know, even if they have nothing, it's only upside for them. So it could be a similar situation with Martian exploration. It's like you have nothing here. You may as well go to Mars and try to start a better life. That's so how do we govern Mars? Because like it's at that point. Earth weren't govern Mars. Mars will just be Mars.

That's what can Earth do with Mars? But like what stops Mars from like completely going off and like they're if they're hitting reset Then I'm like Geneva Convention out the window I can use flame trarers again in bus bar. You know like If they're I mean it that's just war there really in it It's gonna happen. It's an ability were humans. I wouldn't count on a human's bed It's a boss now we have human some Mars. This is gonna be Mars versus Earth eventually. No, yeah, for sure.

But yeah, that's a thing though. Then they won't be bound to our earthly, it's gonna be like Killzone, which was a great fucking game and they just announced that they're closing down all the servers in the website. I assume they'll inherit a lot. They'll take a lot of the laws with them.

Again, like when Europeans came to North America, they bring that legal structure with them and they maintain it for a while, but then it starts adapting and changing over time to suit whatever they need in their new space. Imagine that, because that's all they know. To see into space. Sorry, I talked over that really good joke.

I apologize, go ahead again, Kevin. I don't think we heard it all the way. Say it one more time. I feel like, oh yeah, Bob are you a volume slow for me? I'm telling you what. Nice. I never thought Gavin would turn me up before baby. I guess that doesn't work as well as on. You know, doing the best of what we have here. You're at least me. What? Oh, man, that makes me so turned down.

But now it's seriously though, it's like it's it's kind of like, kill zones, a great game. I don't know if you guys have played it, but like they kind of touched on this where they sent a group of people off to colonize Helgen. And then Helgen got all fucked up and then they just like, we're out there on their own. And then they just amassed a military and they were like, hey, we're coming back to take over.

So like, yeah, there's nothing stopping them from doing that. Isn't that in Skyrim? Yeah, I'm talking about that. Isn't that in Skyrim? Yeah, I'm talking about that. Is there Mars in Skyrim? Is there? That's a good question. Is Skyrim on Earth? No.

Okay. Middle Earth. Is there a kind of weird shit in the sky in Tambriol and let? Wait, like planets and stuff? Yeah, isn't that? I should play that game. Can I win shit?

Sure, child, that's not. Is that which shit? You know, this can't we get? Can we get elders, girls in space? Is that going to be like the next one? I want to be a barbarian astronaut with a great axe. Is that fallout or not? Never mind.

If you only got to do one activity in zero G, what would you pick? What? So I'm living in zero G and I only get to do activity. Like, what? Don't miss. What? Brown? Because you're already kind of floating when you swim, right?

You know, the public. Oh, this is full circle. I think swam, you'd be able to like swim all the water away for yourself. I think you might, I think there's a greater risk of drowning, isn't there? Cause you wouldn't float. Like you'd be swimming out. Right. Just get out of this edge of the water.

Cause it would be a ball. Yeah. I'm getting. Yeah, that would be you would be floating. You wouldn't be able to get out. Right. You know, I think that would be you would be exploded you would get to get right. Yeah, that's that would be very dangerous. I'm gonna be real caveman with my answer and I'm gonna give one of two sex or fighting a man to death both of those things would be crazy in zero G it would just be like a bounce action yeah

when they're just floating around punching the shabby. That's the one. I feel like what sex be like almost slow motion at that point because you don't really have the same kind of motion that you can do when you're in zero cheese. So it would be like, gotta strap in, baby. I feel like a fluids would have a higher chance

of getting in your face. I mouth. Why? Because they're just floating around. R.O.G. Wait, so. So it's like, you just saw what Giz? You gotta be, you can be any number of fluids.

There's a lot of fluids. Sweat and sometimes with. Yeah, but if you spam things. Zero G and there's no wind resistance, they'll just sort off. Why not? I'll just shoot off. Maybe you'd put you back.

It would you would you just so hardly will I think you would end up just going all over the place. You wouldn't be able to stay in the room that you're in. You just hit the walls.

Is there a room? You want a room? Yeah, sure. Or is it? Yeah, I think you just have to make it sex on in the moon. And just like, in the back, you would stay on the moon. Outside. I know, but you'd be wearing like a space suit, right?

You got it. Is that what makes it zero g is if you put it a space suit? No, I mean, like, you'd be in a room of some sort if you're having sex with zero G. Like you'd be in a spaceship or something. You wouldn't be outside on the moon having sex probably because you have a penis. Yeah, I think the greatest difficulty would be trying not to bang your head. Which had. I just thought of something. So there's an episode of Clone Wars where Kit Fistow fights underwater with a lightsaber. Have they ever done a zero G lightsaber battle?

Maybe in Clone Wars, but none is coming to my mind. Why isn't that happened yet? That should happen. They don't do zero. It's not stuff in Star Wars. They did it with Leia for a little bit. Oh yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. But she didn't, she didn't find anyone. Yeah. Yeah, that would be not a lot of zero, zero, so many potential for 0G porn and like funny names for it. I just there has to be that's got to exist or like it should exist in the future, right? Like taking one of those vomit comment things where you get like no gravity. Where they film porn. That exactly.

I've done that. It's like one of those sleazy by the hour hotels, but, or they film porn. That is exactly what they've done that. It's like one of those sleazy by the hour hotels, but it's the vomit comment, and then they gotta wipe it down afterwards. Mm-hmm. Man, now I'm not saying a lightsaber fight in Zero G where they just have the first swing

and bounce off each other, and then they're just like, Oh, shit. It's just, you need to use the force just to get back to the person you're fighting So good. That would be so interesting Yeah, I'm a little just like now I want to see that I think you really you're on to something here blame Rebels season three finale they're saying that that they did that they did that in service Clone Wars 2003

Okay, I'll look into that is that is that the old gindie Tarnikovsky? Clone Wars? Oh, shit. The guy that did a samurai jack. Hmm. I was gonna say Dexter's laboratory, but I got a thing right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That guy's great. No, he didn't do from ash. That's like the one line from Dexter's lab that I always remember to. Yeah, du Frommage. Yeah, it turns out that it caught you. They said over and over and 15 times, they get actually stuck in everyone's real fromage. Omlet du Frommage.

Omlet du Frommage. There was a, that probably at least every two months. I haven't seen that in probably 20 years. It's just in there, man. Isn't Gextr's live on some streaming service now? It's got to be. Let's see. I hope so. That's a great show. Oh, speaking of saying it's on HBO. Max.

What it is. I just looked. I was flipping through this. God, this sounds like an ad. I swear, it's not an ad. They're not making a say this. I was looking through HBO Max, this sounds like an ad. I swear it's not an ad. They're not making a say this I was looking through H.B. We'll max the other day and they had a withering for you on there. I hadn't seen it yet Sorry, finally I finally watched it. It was really good. I know you would watch it and you talked about it before Barbara and then I looked I

looked at their YouTube channel and they had a video that was 30 minutes of relaxing scenes or 30 minutes of relaxing visuals from studio ghibli movies And it's just like landscapes and water and like real serene sounds. It's actually like a six-minute loop that they play five times but yeah, it was it was super cool to watch they should do a cooking one because ghibli always is really There's like a good eating the fucking the big Mac in weathering for you. Oh, the weathering with you. Uh, it looks so good. Uh, I was like, I've never had a big Mac that looks like that in real life. Like the food looks so fucking good. And that big Mac looks huge

in his hands. I mean, food and anime just looks so delicious and delectable the way they make it. I'd say, yeah, it's not just, uh, only only the big Mac, but like, when they're making ramen and anime, my God, it makes me want ramen. It looks so fucking good. Did you ever see your name? Yeah. It's one of my probably top five favorite films of all time. Yeah, those fucked me up real good. I think bar by saw weathering with you or whatever with like you Trevor Cole and some other people. Yeah, we went to the cinema or something like that. Yeah, and I think everybody hugged that for words and it was great. Oh, the before times.

No, no back hugs. Yeah, just just front hugs that day. God, that feels like forever ago. Yeah, no, Jack. I came out of a video movie. What is it? Well, I said, obviously, the grand success of the Cold Mayo books, which became a lot of relations.

Come up with a TV, right, that turns off when you're not looking at it. Oh, shit. My TV would be off half the time because I look at my phone when I'm watching some TV sometimes. Would it still play audio? Yeah, the audio plays. Great for like falling asleep to stuff. So I say you'll watch your TV. It's all good. If it detects that your eyes haven't looked at it for like a minute, just turns the screen to black. So then your TV has to have a camera that's constantly on watching you. I mean, I mean, how does your phone detect when you're looking at it? Well, the phone isn't looking at me. It's in my pocket almost all of the time.

The as an infrared thingy beam. The act of it. Yes, turning on and off. Wouldn't that cause more power than to maintain though? Because I feel like they, because like when cars did this, you know, like my dad's got one of those fancy trucks that like stops the engine at the light and it turns it back on. Like this bad for starter, right? TV's don't have starters, Blaine.

Just therefore. Goddamn, I'm saying the same. For God. God. No, yeah, I agree with you, Blaine That was my thought too like the powering off and on so many times could be Bad for it. I would cuz you're like restarting the combustion of the engine So it's like that's got to take up as much power as me Stopping in a stop sign to lurch or whatever, you know I don't know I'm no man.

Well, most, most TVs don't really turn off when you turn them off these days. They just enter like a lower power mode. So it might not be as huge of a jump as you think. Like it might be fine. I think it's a good idea in theory, though, gav, because like, especially if you fall asleep to the TV and like, uh, there's a lot of people who need that to fall asleep like some type of sound or Embe on to some sort and then you can't fall asleep because it's so bright Yeah, sometimes when you're trying to fall asleep, but you remember something really funny It's about to happen and the thing you're watching if you see it before and you just have to like open your eyes and have a peek at that one little bit

The TV could come on for that bit And then you go back to sleep Ascends you're going. There's going to be a way without having a camera. There's going to be a way for it to see that you're looking at it. What if it used like reflections off your eyeball? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a TV that shoots infrared into my eyes so that it can then shoot it back. That's that's how perfect. That so that I can then shoot it back. That's how that's perfect. That connected that, that you have to kill the ship that does that all the time. But like, okay, no, because if you're looking at the TV and it's sending infrared at you

constantly while you're staring at the infrared because it needs to confirm, yes, his eyes are still on TV. That's how you unlock your phone, it shoots infrared, it's your eyes. There's actually tons of ship that does that already. It's super bad, isn't it? I'm going to be on the right side. Your phone is shoots your red and it's your eyes. There's actually tons of shit that does that already. My friends look at me. Super bad, isn't it? I'm gonna be on the right side. I'm gonna be on the right side of podcasts history this time

and say Gavin, I agree with you. I think it's a great idea and I think it will exist probably within the next four years. Guarantee. All right, imagine when you see a cat, right? Low light situation in the cat's eyes, super dilated and you can always see the back of their eyeball, because of what reflects it would use that tech, it would see the back of your eye without a camera.

I think it will work. But I think that would be my auto power off. Because then people who have that TV all the time, some people just have the TV on all damn day. They're glancing it. They're probably on their phone. But what if the screen was only on when they gave it a little glance? What if I'm in the kitchen, though? And I like, put my head out. I'm at a super awkward angle for that TV, but I can still see it.

I read it. If the TV, if you could see the TV blade, TV can see you. You got an ocular implant that connect to your TV and they can sense when they're open or not. And looking at TV. It's not even ocular. You get it on your eyelid and on the top of your eyelid up here. And if the two come close together, the TV knows your eyes are open.

And when you close it, they're far apart. The TV knows your eyes are closed. But what if they're open, but The TV knows your eyes are closed. But what if they're open, but you're just in a different room? And then you just hear your wife. What kind of range? We'll have to work on the range. There's also a range.

Yeah, well, we'll work on that. We have four years to figure it out. Four years, huh? All right. Yeah. With it, with it. I saw on, on speaking of television, I saw something the other day.

I thought was super fucking interesting. I watched a documentary about those women who killed Kim Jong-il's brother in the Kuala Lumpur Airport a couple years ago. Yeah, and it's like, it's a documentary that just talks about how they were recruited, how they did all this, and basically how North Korea orchestrated this and got away with it and nobody, like nobody got in trouble for it. Like they basically killed this dude and got away, it's got free.

It was like, it was called, the documentary was called Assassin's. I'm hospitalized for a period. It's very interesting. It was, the most interesting part about that documentary to me was they had videos, other videos that those women made because like they told these women,

oh yeah, we're just starting a YouTube channel and you're gonna do funny pranks on people. And so they actually made like prank videos and uploaded them. So this guy is like, and are they funny? And he's like, yeah, that's pretty funny. No. That's it.

Wait, so did Kim Jong-un order the hit on his own brother? Oh, yes, Kim Jong-un. I mean, they can't prove it, but essentially, it's accepted that North Korea carried out the assassination against Kim Jong-un. Whoa. You know, there was like a bunch of interesting stuff about how they're dealing with COVID, and like, of course, they're propaganda saying like, everything's fine, everything's fine, we're great, but people are like, nah, they're like tons of deaths happening over there. That place still fascinates you. I think that that is honestly one of the most fascinating prepful places on the planet, because we get no so little about it. Absolutely.

But yeah, it's, if you all can watch it, I see some people in chat are talking about it. It's a super fucking interesting documentary to see where's it streaming? I had I received a screener for it. I don't know where else you can watch it. Uh, let me find it. Uh, Sass and documentary. It's really interesting. Some of the surveillance they have like that after it happens He's he like you can see him limping. I guess like it's like a fact on his Body rough way to go. Damn. It looks like it's coming out. So people in the UK are saying it's coming out there this week.

So I'm pretty sure it's probably out in some form here. It looks like you can rent it on prime video. Sweet. Yeah. Okay. It's a watched night stalker. How is that? I feel like I've seen so many documentaries about the night stalker that I didn't start that one.

Oh, I'd never, I'd never really heard about it. Yeah, that's a messed up frickin' dude. Warful No, no, no, no This looks on Netflix, right? Yeah Yeah, I don't have it watch it yet. Yeah, suddenly it's only four episodes. It's pretty I mean if you don't know anything about it It's pretty interesting if you know the story is probably less so, if you've already seen documentaries on it. You're watching my favorite one of those is the jinx.

That's so good. A love that one. The jinx is so good. The way that one follows. I'll tell you why, actually. That's a good idea. Sorry, go ahead, get. Yeah, the way the way it comes together at the end, the Gavin would say the way it unfolds,

they're like the way it comes together at the end the Gavin was saying the way it unfolds I like the way it comes together like at the very end where it all just like Comes to a head basically, and then you like you know I think when I finish watching the jinx. I think my mouth was open like my mouth was a gate like I can't believe Yeah, I would The way it worked out. So what's happening now? Yeah Yeah, so good Speaking of like serial killer stuff I heard from someone that,

what was it called? There was a Netflix series Mind Hunter. That Mind Hunter didn't get renewed, that they're not going to make any more of that. The only make two seasons of it. Yeah. I thought the first season was very uneven, but I thought the second season was fucking amazing. I thought the second season of Mind Hunter was really good. I only watched the first season. The second season was way better than the first. And now there's no more. I think maybe a lot of people didn't tune in for the second season after the first one. And that guy is the king George in Hamilton.

Oh yeah, he is, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking David Fincher. That's like the best TV can get because he is such a like mathematician, like everything's perfect. All the shots are like perfectly orchestrated and such a bummer. I can get season three.

I'm sure I'll come back. It's got to come back. Everything does come back. For my cars came back. This will come back. I watched water world last night. Oh God. How's that?

It's just an amazing, it's amazing what they did for a film. Like the whole like football stadium-sized floating sets and some of the biggest explosions I've ever seen on camera. It's a mental, I think before Titanic, it was the most expensive film ever made. I just looked, it's three hours long. Oh. Is it? It was like the fan cut. There's like a version that has...

It's a whole back. Two hours, fifty-six minutes. That's like a whole thing with Kevin Costner. He edited out. It was three hours and then he cut like 40 minutes out and now the movie makes no sense because of it You are correct. It's only two hours 15 minutes. I was looking at the other one time The version I watched was the version the theatrical version that makes absolutely no sense and has giant plot holes at is a very bad movie

But it's an entertaining good bad movie That's like the good 80s 90s shits shit were like that. They weren't doing a lot of visual effects. So it's a lot of practical good stuff. Yeah. And Kevin Costner is a total bastard the entire movie like his character sucks. He like kind of has little moments of redemption, but he remains a prick all the way through the movie to the point where it's like, I thought he would be unhappy with the role. But apparently he was, he was the one who wanted it. He was very fussy about how he was in the movie and he wanted to be like that the whole

movie. He's like, like anti-air women and like saline him off. It's, it's a mental character. I've never seen it. I watched, you're really selling it. Yeah. I had to check now. Speaking of, of less than stellar movies, for the first time ever the other day, I I've seen it. You've seen it. I watched. You're really selling it. Yeah. Speaking of less than stellar movies, for the first time ever the other day, I watched Godfather

3. I'd never seen it before. Oh. Is it not good? Hell long is that one. That's pretty long. I want to say, I think that's the shortest Godfather movie, but it's still like two hours 45 minutes or so.

Those movies are long. It's long. Yeah, that movie is no good. Like I never understood why people didn't like it because I've always had never seen it. And I watch us like that's nothing like the other movies. Oh, it's only two hours 42 minutes, okay. Didn't people dunk on that?

Kosofia Coppola was in it and they're like, ah, that's just Francis Ford Coppola putting his daughter in it and shit. Yeah, ah, that's just Francis Ford Coppola put his daughter in it and shit. Yeah, he plays the main character's daughter. Yeah, apparently early screenings they did not like it because her accent was really bad. So she had to like ADR, like 75% of her lines in the film. Yikes.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a good, it's like one of the most iconic scenes in the trilogy though, where he grabs. No, no, he says just when I thought they're out, they pull me back. They pull me back. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, oh, shit. Yeah, that's in this movie. That's from three. Wow. That's from three. I would not have expected that. So that's like, comic that line. Yeah. I would not have expected that. So that's like comic that line. Yeah That's like that's like when he grabs freight or I know it was you

It's like they've got a good moments from those movies that was too. Yeah I I used to be obsessed with the mobster movies back in I was like in high school because I think they released a godfather video game and it was fucking tight. It was such a good game and I had this like poster. I think I posted on Twitter a while ago, but it was this shitty movie poster. It was like 100 bad boy quotes from 100 different mobster movies. Oh yeah, yeah. I was like, why did I go on that? That is very good.

Do you like good fellas? Hell yeah, good fellas, good rules. Good fellas, good rules. I was all about Scarface as well. That was like when I was getting culture from Grand Theft Auto. I was like, wow, the music and the movie references. I don't think anything is influenced me more. I don't think any media has had more of effect on me

than the soundtrack to VIC. I think it became a part of me. I think that's why whenever I do see you, which hasn't been in a year, and you play music, I'm like, oh, Gavin, yeah, fuck a singles, all right. We're bonding the other day of a twilight zone. I feel like you guys would have a lot in common because I know Gavin, you talk about your love of all things 80s, especially 80s music and stuff like that, and I feel like blames the same way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was saying. And then

blame you did it. You did a funny Instagram with that song as well. Yeah, because you got it stuck in my fucking head. So then there's a part where the guy says it's 2 a.m. three times. So then I was like, at 2 a.m. I'm going to post a video of me saying it's 2 a.m. And then every now and then if I'm up at 2 a.m. I'll retweet that it's 2 a.m. I watched that like five times I was hoping so I made this was like I hope I have to kick out of it. I hope Gavin knows his influence on this video It's amazing All right, well, I think we should go ahead and wrap up Is it too late at time? It's two a.m.

It's two a.m. Summer. I want to thank you. No, it's not. I want to thank you for watching. We'll see you guys again next week. Bye. Bye I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more.

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