Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gustavo the Birthday Boy – #364

Episode Date: February 23, 2016

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Someone told me on Twitter that it was 365 this week and that we'd have a year of podcasts. That's next week. Yeah, I'm a jerk. That's on the leap year. We have a leap year podcast. Somebody also asked me if we're gonna do anything special. What are I doing in any special for that?

For a little 365? Yeah, I mean, the stuff that we do, quote unquote, special during a year with us three and six, six days. Usually when we're pre-planned, special, it doesn't work out well. Like stuff organically comes up. That war like, hang.

It's a vodka, but pancake vodka. But that came up organically, I thought. Did it? Yeah, because we were like, oh shit, this is Gavin told us about Show of Tuesday and we're like, we're gonna fucking make pancakes. So the next time we just made pancakes, it wasn't like we planned to have this thing.

But now we plan to have it, because it's fun. And it's organically, we're gonna eat pancakes. Yeah, we're gonna eat pancakes. So the next time I just made pancakes it wasn't like we planned to have the same but now we plan to have it because it's fun So the next time I looked I was like so we're next week was obviously gonna be a podcast on a leap year on a leap day It's not gonna happen again on a Monday till 2044 So what you're saying is we should all reunite in 2044. It's making it let bunny think about this let me think about that So 2044 so that is Less than 30 years Since this one 28 years so I'll be really old you think you'll still be here Gus. I don't do you still be alive 2044?

Hopefully not 28 years I want to be I'd be I'd be 26 not 28 years. I'm 16. I'm 16. I'm 16. I'm 17. I'm 17. I'm 17. I'm 17. I'm 38.

I love you, 7. I love you, 7. Huh? I'm not going to. How? You're still the man to be the young one in my head. I'm still the young one. What are you the youngest one?

We're all just really old. Yeah, that's just like a baby of the group. Even though he's not old man. Still is. Gross old man. is gross old man Someone decorated my office with streamers and a unicorn Pignata and a birthday cake. Well you know, I Was like this is a lot of work that someone did well, okay Here's the thing it was supposed to be for an artie life We were gonna surprise you with what you hate most which is attention on your birthday. I do hate that

Why do you hate that? I don't some think a birthday is special. It's just another day. You can do anything. I didn't do anything. I just didn't die. Do you know that's how I didn't say I have both of you? Thank you.

It's much appreciated. I was gonna say happy Monday, but I thought that might be a little bit too. Happy birthday. How old are you? 38. 38. I'm gonna tell you that question.

I know, I just want to ask it every time. Because you're the baby. You're like 2, 19 year olds. So yeah. So I walked into the office, and then I saw everything everything then he immediately turned around and saw GoPro on the wall I was like I know I watch else I know this being filmed and turned around like up there it is People have got to get better at hiding their price well We we fucked up today because we were meeting in the bungalow to go over our plan for this video. We are gonna shoot what you're sure It's a don pillow. Oh, I was over here going like teenage reading Ninja Cheerios

or something. I was a donut. Donate. Donate. Okay. Sorry. And we were like in our office talking about it and Colton's in there with a cake and all the streamers and everything that we're gonna put up and he walks out with me and Bethany and as he's walking across the bungalow, Gus is sitting right in the fucking lobby. And I'm like, God damn it! I saw the cake.

I was like, okay, they're doing something. And I told Bethany, I was like, Gus was right there. He saw everything. He was like, he was there? Fuck! She didn't even see you. Sit in there, typing on my laptop on the couch.

Why were you there? I had a meeting in like a minute. It was just bad timing. Like they walked out and like the one minute I was sitting there waiting to get going. That's where it was everything. What was the thing where I was, I was inviting people to dinner for Ashley's birthday

and Meg, like I invited you Gavin then you invited Meg because you go places with Meg. And then we all got together at some point after that, but before the party, and Meg goes, oh, I'm looking forward to your birthday dinner on Thursday. And I literally, I just like immediately just said, that was surprise, you just ruined the surprise. But it wasn't a surprise, but in Meg,

just like, she got, was it, am I remembering this right? So I have to, you were screwing with it. That was screw with Meg, but it was like immediately went into like the cheat ruin, actually, it's big birthday surprise. Oh, that's the right ceiling. Yeah, and Meg was like, no. She was cheat ruined Ashley's paper. It takes a prize Yeah, and maybe I was like no

She's so worried about it, but then I was just fucking with her. She now she hates me And now everyone knows they weren't invited to that dinner who wasn't anybody listening to this who wasn't when even was that What was that I don't think I went did I go probably probably not? You were there. It was probably not. Oh, chief or uchi co so The tonight show did a set of shows in LA this last week. Okay. And I got a friend,

I don't know if a friend's the right word. I know a person who is the, one of the producers for the show. And then somebody else we know is actually one of the writers as well. He used to write IGN all the time. Anyway, the guy in the producer said, Hey, do you want tickets?

We're gonna be in LA. If you're in LA, why don't you come out and watch one of the shows. I was like, sure, I'll go do that. So I was going out and I just, Gavin turned out was going, he was like, we're thinking if he went an extra day early, he'd go with me of the shows. I was like, sure, I'll go do that. So I was going out and Gavin turned out was going, it was like a weird thing. He went in extra day early,

he'd go with me to the show. So I said, okay, let's do it. Then like the day before, I asked him, are you coming tomorrow? And he goes, you remember what you said to me when I asked you that? I said, are you coming? Are you coming tomorrow? It's when the thing tomorrow is the show in LA,

you coming, Gavin? Yeah. Remember what you said to me? No. He said to me, you're like, why wouldn't I come? You're like, why wouldn't I come? I said I was a show in LA you coming Gavin. Yeah, remember what you said to me? No. You had very upset me, you're like, why wouldn't that come? You're like, why wouldn't that come? I said I was gonna come and I was like, because you do that all the time.

Like, when you say you're gonna come to something and you just don't. Like literally you had done that the week before. But I said I wasn't gonna go. I know, but I was just, I was just gonna verify. I was just gonna just disappear and not show up. No, I didn't think that's my move. I was just verifying that you were gonna go

and you were just, you got, I don't even hold you. I already told you that's my move. That's my move. I was just verifying that you were gonna go and you were just, you got, I told you I'd booked tickets. So that you asked me if I was good. I was like, yeah, what? What I've been to. It's still a fair question from Bernie. You could tell back out of that. You could tell him.

You waste a lot of money. Oh, what? What do I waste money on? Being alive, betting people shit? If you got in a slum, oh guy, shoot or something going. Like somebody was coming in town, you wanted to shoot with them. then you would have not gone right You wouldn't

About a hit the process. I mean yeah, there are you can get like bumped You can get bumped okay, that's very clear very articulate answer from Gavin free Jimmy found still uses Q cards Gus Gavin I were fascinated by this more than anything else really use Q cards not a teleprompter Q cards like a dude with Cardboard Q cards. It was just holding No during the whole show like and the effect one point the guy messed up and there was a there was a very real moment It took place. Did he yell at him? Not really he did get frustrated. I'll tell all say because they were like I think because they were in LA Not really, he did get frustrated, I'll tell you what I'll say. Because they were like, I think because they were in LA,

they were like a lot of surprise guests, like they just randomly had cream-apped-ooled Jabbar. Come on. Because it's like, how often are they, you know, they usually shoot the show in New York so they were shooting in LA this time. Who's on, who's on the episode you? Vince Wong was on.

And he was very, very, very, very funny. I love that guy. Very funny dude. He was the best part of the show. He was the best part of the show, I would say. And he did like, you know what, did Jimmy Fallon show? They just play a bunch of games

Yeah, that's what they do now. I'm jealous of their games Like yes, like I think they just play games I think about like on the spot and like shows we do and like all the other all the games they do are really good Mm-hmm like they did the what was it called a lot the line of box. Oh, I saw that I never watched it tonight So I saw that episode with the inton it was a was a, what was it? Like a Hulk in Jail Beans? Yeah. Yeah. That's what you know the episode we're talking about. Yeah, I saw, like I was only just clicked.

Yeah, well, I didn't realize it was Vinson on until he said that game. So what was the game? So you get a, they are behind a divider, they can see each other's faces and that's it. And they each get a box off of like this, three shelves that have nine boxes on it. Then without the other person seeing they can pull it out and show the audience what's in their box.

Then the game is they tell them what was in the box and that the person has to guess whether or not they're telling the truth or they're lying. And so the items are really strange and they try to come up with something strange. Like Vince Vaughn, he went first, he got an action figure of the Hulk and an action doll. And it was on a bed of crayons like they were all tied together. And Jimmy Fallon was a taco with gumdrops in it. Instead of like taco meat had gumdrops. And so Vince one described his perfectly and Jimmy found us you're lying.

Got point for Vince one. The Jimmy found said that his taco was actually a ruler made out of celery, right? Was that what was it? Which is a funny lie. It is a funny lie. It is very funny and But Vince was in his head and like knew that he was lying so that's really fun. I was really impressed by Fallon's little Lap of victory at the end of the show like he went around like hugging all the audience and stuff and got like Caked in makeup. He got covered by like he had a black or dark suit on

He was like covered in people's makeup from giving them hugs weird Yeah, I guess like would they see we were sitting down? Or like how did you get makeup on? Well, I mean good a shorter. He's tall dude. He just like like like his whole face. I always picture He like like I see him on TV. I picture him like 5 8 5 9 toss everybody there was tall They also had the apparently I didn't even know this was the case. They had a great a grateful dead Reunion band, but it's like since Jerry Garcia's dead they have John mayor Did you know this no it's called dead and company?

No clue that was a thing and John mayor also super tall it was like the night of like super tall people and Kareem up to a job Go phasier. I'll tell you Jimmy Fowl is let's guess I'm gonna stick with five nine even though you told me he's tall. I'm gonna say 5'10". That's one of the most common things I feel like people tell me, like when they meet me in person or when they see me somewhere in the event, they always say, you're much taller than I thought you would be.

Because you're always sitting down on everything you're in. I get it both, I get you much shorter and you're much taller. Okay, there's both ways. And your nose is much bigger or much smaller It says that Jimmy found his six foot. Okay, even I have a tough time doing that Vince Vaughn. I know it was taught him that for sure Yeah, Vince Vaughn. I've been Vince Vaughn. I picked her being really top. I'm like 65. Yeah, Jesus El what's that cream of the little Jabars? Real name did he convert? I think you're thinking

of he's seven two gavvos. What? Wow. The cream of Dool Jibar. I think it has just clay for sure. But yeah, the carina Dool Jibar was born Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor. Yeah, Alcindor. Yeah. And- It's so different. Well, yeah, you converted to, I guess, Islam in the- But even in first name, you changed. Cream Abdul Javar. I think that's what he did.

Let me see here. Bup-bup. Six-time most valuable player. So it was the only famous as cream. What was he famous before? I remember Lou Alcindor. Hmm. Well, like, do you know Muhammad Ali's original name?

You just said it. I did. Cassie's Clay. OK, good. Did he say it? I don't know if he did it. I think I almost said it. I just said Cassie's Clay.

I do. I mean, I knew that. Give me in your head, you said it. Because you were thinking about it. You probably just, you're bringing probably just out of the way. Roll the tape. Is it me or is auto correct getting way worse?

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Like, it is fucking with me on a daily basis. You never do anything for me. You're nothing with me. Any more. Can I try this right now? Sure.

Call Gavin free. Calling Gavin free. Wow, stirring audio podcast. We don't have good reception. Is it calling? Is it ringing? Sorry, Bernie. I can't make your phone call.

She says that for everything now. She can't do anything anymore for me. She recognizes my commands, like send a message to Gus, anything like that. What time is it? She's like, I can't help it. Are you not connected to what? No, it's a thing that happens with these iPhones you now if I reboot if you say set a time of 10 minutes She won't

Set a timer for 10 minutes Setting the timer There you go. Yeah great Waiting, so your Twitter says that he did something wrong What the fuck? Count to stand dumber every time I talk to you. She gets dumber I Twitter does say that he did take I knew it. Thanks to it. You'll better than the tape So I got our placement phone screen of the tape because I cracked my last one TV set up

Go ahead and I break it last week, which is cool. By the way, everyone's freaking out about that. Fixed it in like five minutes when I go home. How? You just restored it. Just do it. There's like a firmware re-upload mode. You can put it in. People were very upset with you about that.

Like, I have no idea. It's a good to keep you in my old phone. Because it seemed wasteful. Even though he said very clearly, he was done with that phone. Yeah. He had a replacement phone already, and he just needed to ship it back.

It's like as people thought he was just ruining the phone altogether. Where it was sold back. I was thinking with that phone. Yeah. He had a replacement phone already and he just needed to ship it back. It's because people thought he was just ruining the phone altogether. Where it was then sold back. I think it pretty clear that my other phone was like, 10 feet away. Anyway, this new replacement phone I've got is crap. Like it's the exact same model, same gigabytes, same exact phone.

What's crap about it? It's really hot all the time. The battery goes down twice as fast. Yep. And the keyboard mistypes, like 100% more. Like I misspell stuff. It's like I've got dumb with this phone. I don't know what that is. Maybe like it's offset just a little bit or something.

I have no idea. Does it have to relearn your typing skills? Or your like, press A in it. It puts in a B. Well not B, But what was there? And I look at you for that. So I would know this is normally the point of which I would say, okay, somebody find out, like they just announced the Galaxy 7.

Is that right? They just came out with that? Yeah. Just unveiled the specs for it or whatever. And I would say, all right, I'm gonna make this switch to Android. I'm doing it. I'm moving over. However, my ex, Jordan, she just moved from an iPhone to a Samsung phone and Android phone It's been a fucking nightmare for everybody and actually Gavin helped me figure out what it was It's your thing. We're no weekend messenger. Oh

It's still register on iMessage. It must be that it's still registered on iMessage So hopefully we can get her phone back and like figure that out. There's a website. I think you can go to that D-link that phone number from iMessage. I message. So she can't receive or send out text. She had an iPhone for years. So when I would send her messages from Iphone, she was blue. So she was registered with the I message service, which is different than SMS.

The problem is when she switched over to Android, I think this is what's taking place. Anybody with an iPhone can no longer message her. But that's because everyone already has or is an I message person. Yeah. So it's sending it to her I message account at Apple. And Apple's going like, well, the phone's

not online. I was waiting for it to come online and I'll deliver the message. So but her phone will never come back online because she's all found another platform now. That's really nice. Yeah, that's like significant. You can proceed just to go through when you switch away from an iPhone. It's been horrible. Like trying to get it on you.

So I had to switch like everybody in the whole family over to like a new chat service. I like that you did that instead of just telling off my message there. No, I didn't, I totally for whatever reason I didn't even think about it until after that. Until like we were in the car, like literally the moment you start talking about, I was like, oh yeah, this is the, I'm messaging problem that we already knew about.

That was such a stupid nightmare for Apple. But I'll try it, it might work, it might not. She also can't send messages to people either, they don't come in. Only if it's iPhone or anybody. No, no, no, no, she's not, I only have iPhone, so it doesn't really come in my life. Why does she switch off an iPhone?

I don't know why she did it. She hated her new iPhone. It was like dropping dead on her and stuff and everything. I didn't blame her. Yeah, it's terrible to have. Autocryctus way worse. Yeah, but you're correct. So sorry to all this.

It's something happened in the last week or in the last two weeks, because it is. It's inside. 10 times worse. Something has happened. I will be typing. I will type a sentence that is grammatically correct and then it will change one of the words.

I'm at point where I'm going to have to. It'll change a word in the sentence I typed to be grammatically incorrect and it thinks it's right. Sometimes I type your and it will change it to a post-referior. And I'll keep typing. I'll be like, wait, it's not even, not only does it not make grammatical sense now, it's like you should be doing that the other way. Right.

I assume it does. What is it doing? No, I don't know. Do you have predictive text on? That thing that like, you know, a lot of positive. Yeah. It sends me messages all day for your predictive text. It makes up a sentence.

Yeah, it makes up a sentence. Because if you have that and know autocorrect, it's perfect. You don't need anything else. Yeah. I don't know. I don't need some predictive stuff. It seems like more hassle than time to have a time to work. But like half of your email response is a predictive response.

Oh, no, no, no. I have an email client that does predictive responses. Oh, that's a great. Like, hey, thanks for the message. That's great. I'll look into that. And it's like, I can just hit a button and send that email back It's great probably 50% of my emails that I send now are like that

They're like great thanks for the heads up I have those too and I always feel guilty when I send one of those like I used to I don't think this person receiving this No, do they know that I put literally no effort into this message? I just clicked one thing if yours has an exclamation point it probably is because it's pretty done Okay, great that's one of my Some of them are like really custom some of them like okay Monday at night. See you that yeah, it's like Like you find the information in the email and like send it you know the email client that I'm using you I think you use the same one

There's another version of it that if there was a date in the email it would link me to my calendar Yep, and my case an event for you My current one doesn't do that though. I'm currently doesn't do that. Yeah, I'll talk about afterwards I'm having a problem also. Are you yeah? Yeah, I don't know why we're not saying the name of this client How do you use Google Drive with it? You don't either sucks. Yeah, I'm a sensitive stuff There it's missing function out there are some key bits of functionality So it's missing that it's missing the ability to unflag something is spam. So if you find something in your spam folder that's not spam,

you cannot unflag it. And say you want to transfer it back to your inbox. No. Or you can transfer it, but you can't tell it. This was not actually spam. You also cannot block recipients. So if you want to block recipients, you have to go to a different mail program.

Block a specific Gus problem. And then come over. It's a block deal from email. There are, yeah, there are some people who do not get, I do not get their email anymore. There's some people who just like, I am not reading anything you say. I knew it. I can block this person and my life will be better.

Are you talking about people at the company? I've never blocked anybody at the company, but I've blocked people outside of the company. One day I want to go through, like if I feel really bold, I will go through my milk, my milk. My mute filter that I have on Twitter. Probably 50% of the people that I have on Twitter I have muted. I also block, I do it on Twitter right now saying,

Hey Gus blocked me. Can you tell him Don blocked me? And please tell him Happy Birthday for me. First of all, people do this on a regular basis. They write me to tell somebody else of the company to unblock them. People do that for you all. I would never do it.

Only because I block people about three or four times a day. Literally it's like, I use block like a down vote button. What's your criteria for it? Just if I'm like, I just don't like what the person said. I've blocked it. Like literally it's like, hey dude, you look like this dude. I just saw the cop stop. I don't like it.

I'm like, I do block. It's like literally absolutely my life. I've blocked less than five people. I block. I can see. I can see five a week. So I'm not not today. I mute more people than I block. So I am I am against the mute functionality in Twitter.

What? Because I if I don't want to hear what someone has to say, I want them to know that I'm not listening. I feel like mute is a pussy way out. You're like, oh, I'm going to pretend like I like you and I'm following you, but I'm really not listening. You're on the social. Go and you'll be on the guy I'm following you, but I'm really not listening You're on fuck that no social Go on you clean. I unsubscribe Unfollow. Don't listen to that shit. Also, I like to think of someone who like you unfollow sitting at home and

Because unfollow me. It's probably Jack if that was an option Let's not fall it if there's no I didn't I unfollow Jack recently Like I I had to friend you on Facebook because you kept accepting too many friend invites like this person I said hey Bernie ha ha can you ask us to block me and I just I'm blocking that person because I don't like the joke If that was an I literally it's Barbara. That's my criteria I'm gonna follow with notification. Would you use that yes? It would send them a message Yes, and and to prove my point I stopped accepting all those render requests didn't I I had bad behavior got corrected as a result. I also don't like it's like smacking a dog

with a newspaper in the face. You know what another great function on that? Shut out of an animal. You mature the animal in this case. Damn right. Everybody hit your dog with a newspaper. God no. Oh my god. I would never hit my dog. Well because he's like they're tiny. Yeah. Yeah. Like filling it up the window. He ended up in the news. Just like being on one of the pages. It's like when they sell you a Samsung phone, they should tell you that I messaging thing. Like that should be something.

I'm honestly, I'm pretty sure they do. Run by. I think they have a whole like kit for that. I think Apple has, I think they were soon. I think they even have a website where you have to go through to D register from I message. I have a question right? All right. Do you register? You don't mute people on Twitter But do you ever mute people's retweets? You could do that mute. No, you don't never mute retweet No, if someone retweets too much on follow

I Re-fucking thing that people say to them Yeah, I'm I'm on follow I try to keep it small like I want if I follow someone I really, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've About my plane that I was on. Oh, you can't stop mute your speech. I'll follow you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like, hey, thank you for following me in what I have to say. I'm retweeting something and someone else is saying, I don't know.

I appreciate the people who read those, but it's not necessary. Yeah, I just, we always get this stupid. We get the social media is like the stupidest thing in the world we talk about. It's just so fun. It's the dumbest thing that all of us do. It's my job.

It's the dumbest thing, boy. You wrote a business trip every week. It's what'sest thing to all of us do. It's my job. It's the dumbest thing. You wrote this into every week. It's what's that? You wrote this in. I know. It's still dumb. I don't know how to lie. It's dumb.

Let's talk about it. Let's hit a bit. Right now, podcast 364, February 22nd, 2016. How long until Twitter goes out of business? How long until Twitter is no longer available as a platform? As a platform, like gone like, oh man, like would dig count as being in that category, he's dig still going.

I would say dig is gone because it does not exist. It does not exist in the same form. Yeah, I'm gonna give it eight years. Oh, okay. We're 10 years in at this point almost. We're like nine years, eight years. Until it's no longer available to use. Yeah, eight years.

You're just six. I reckon my last tweet will be four years from now. You got a guess? What's everybody last tweet will be four years from now. You got a guess. What's everybody doing? Everybody's going to Snapchat? Uh... Six. I don't even know.

I can't guess. I'm gonna say four. Four years? Four. What's the same? Let's say, a by January 1st, 2020. Gone. How long before it's no longer your primary social media platform?

Oh, I bet that it'll be... Two years. Yeah, two years before that happens. Two years, huh? I mean, they experience no growth, right? What are you going to? Nothing. I'm years. Yeah, two years before that happened two years. I mean that they experienced no What are you going to nothing I'm done. Yeah, I mean, I'm with you guys. Let's just do our own platform It's just me and you just message such a We can we can constantly follow and then follow each other

Yeah, as you say old mouth the both of you. I listen. I'm I'm out There's been Gavin Gavin the card. Yeah, it has theiphany. He has the epiphany where he goes. I think I'm going to concentrate on Instagram more. What was it you said? Yeah, I was like, everybody go follow Gavin on Instagram. What are you getting? Gavin free? He has one picture.

He has one picture. Why, I'm thinking about doing my second picture. It's a gonna be of your need. It will be of my elbow. Thank you for asking. And I want it to be like five years off after my knee. Could it be like the inside of your elbow that looks like boobs or a butt? So if you go follow Gavin on Instagram right now, you will be ahead of the curve. You'd be like, oh my gosh, I was in when it

was one photo. I want to keep like a really high post to follow a ratio. You you you have the dumbest criteria for everything. You just the absolute dumbest. What it's got that only matters to you. It's funny it's like Gavin wanted to buy Like his first car. He thought it would be funny if He waited until autonomous cars come out and that way he had never ever driven his own because I wanted to say his whole life No, I wanted to get an electric car So I could so I could say I never like

polluted by driving I don't remember you saying that you said it would be funny. Yeah story tell like nobody cares nobody cares about the story It's just you asking other people for rides. Well, like it was funny. That's a story. It's hilarious I like doing stuff that's funny to talk about it's like it's funny that I went to Australia for a day. Oh my gosh That was pretty amazing. Yeah, that's hilarious The trip to Sundance that you took? When you think it was worth it? Yeah, I think it's time.

It was worth it? Okay, because he was already booked to go to Australia Then the laser team promotional thing came up with So you read and he was then called away to Sundance I was telling it was Australia trip Well I was told I wouldn't be able to go to Australia You were a fucking champion I could go for like, just a little bit.

Who was at that ruin? It was at Funhouse. I was surprised that you were there. Yeah, it was a stupid fun house. Did you do anything fun while you were in Sundance? Did you like go sledding down one of those stupid mountains or anything? Knife?

Skie? No, they have like sledding and stuff. You could have, did you go skiing? I went, I bought a bath bomb for Meg. From Sundance? From like, I bought a bath bomb for Meg. From Sundance? From like Salt Lake. It was made from like the Salt Lake.

Salt Lake, the great Salt Lake. I remember the first year that we went out there. We went I think in O5 maybe, O4 O5. We went out there and I think, so all of us. So we pissed a hole through the snowman. Yeah, I think that was the second time we went. But the first time we went out there,

we all severely underestimated how fucking cold it would be. Yeah. We got out there and it was like, holy shit. We all immediately went to the store and bought like additional jacket. I still have a jacket. Me too. I still have that. I use that one as a rain jacket still to be. Yeah, I came straight from the summer of Australia. So I was walking around in the snow in like converse and shorts. Didn't you get a knot? Don't you not own a winter jacket? I do, it's in England. I didn't think it would be smart to bring a winter coat to Texas.

I guess it's kind of cold here. I guess hoodie cold, it doesn't get like, what's that very cold? It was not very cold. This winter no, but other winters it's gotten below freezing. I keep waiting for it. I keep waiting for it to like,

I keep waiting for winter to start and not realizing where at the end of it already Don't say it too loud. It's like it's gone. It's not it's not happening the last three months were the hottest months on record in as long as we've been recording it Since the late 1800s we keep breaking records too often and we should stop talking about it But we should stop talking about the fact that it's hot. No, I mean, it's just like a given at this point is ruined Are we breaking a record for talking about records being broke? I feel like every month is like that was the hottest month. That was the coldest day in that month You know just happens all the time So records are just like who cares now?

That is too easily broken. Well, maybe what will happen is we'll break them to such a degree that then it'll become memorable in the future and then and then it'll be like I remember when that happened I remember in the ice age right once everything rubber bands back. Yeah Here let me read this so we come back from this ad I recorded a video of my TV so that it can explain these two jerks what my TV looks like I can't Patrick you have that Yes, that received it Walk this is gonna walk it over there. Yeah, just plug in lightning cable. I'm gonna walk. I hate walking go walk it Gus is camera. I'm gonna wait for him to clear camera and then I'll start reading

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I look at the iPad for a minute and then I come back and Barbara's getting crushed why your eyes crying Barbara's like dying in there Yeah, you bought tears are streaming down Barbara's face she looks red I crushed the liquid You crushed the tears out like squeeze dirt. Yeah, good. I'm not the first. I'm squeeze Barbara Do you got it? Oh, you say Hitler last week we were talking about bunnies Ridiculous It'll be a ridiculous. It's not ready to go. Oh. It'll be. It'll be a little while before it's ready to go. Okay.

I'm really curious to see this video. Me too. I'm not. I'm curious for you to see it. What did you learn? So, last week was leg two of the amazing race. And we went to Columbia. Columbia.

Cartagena. I loved everyone just part of it. Cartagena. Columbia. I loved everyone that's pronouncing it. Cartagena? You know, I can't make too much fun because they don't show it on the show. It's too confusing of a narrative. But a lot of your flights, you will have connections because there's not a lot of Mexico City to the Cartagena flights. But you can fly from Mexico City to Bogotá, and then fly from Bogotá to Cartagena, which is actually what happened. Most of us connected through it.

So it showed us as like all being on one flight together. That was the connection flight that some people made their way onto, but other people did not. I was actually on a flight with the models, and then they got on a later flight from the connection. So we had to split up at some point. Anyway, at the very beginning of the episode, they cut to the middle of a conversation between me

and Ashley, it was like, hey, we the middle of a conversation between me and Ashley. It was like, hey, we're going to a whole new continent because when I started the amazing race, I had not been to South America. I had not been to Antarctica, and I had not been to Africa. So I was hoping I would go to one of those, probably not in Antarctica. I could have never been to Antarctica as far as I know on the show. But I was hoping I would go to one of them. And then right out of the gate, we go to South America.

So now I have one more continent checked off Turns out I Can't say everybody in South America, but a lot of schools in South America Don't teach that South America is a separate continent the North America what that it's one giant America continent and that the North and South are just political geopolitical Borders I was like because I the first person came in me goes. Yes, South America has a continent way to go, Bernie. That's why Americans people think Americans are stupid. I'm like, what are you the fucking asshole? It's like, South America is its own continent. Go look it up. But apparently a lot of places in South America, because that other message is all week long. So, which is correct. One of them has to definitively be correct.

I get, you know, if I think about it technically There are continue it's a one continuous landmass Was the only way to break up is to pan them all canal, which is a man-made thing. Okay Well, so you're a bit easier. Yeah, but some people call that Eurasia All those people call silly that other constant austral Asia sort of Australia We've had this discussion before yeah, like like it does really to is and in the UK We learned they don't teach that Australia is its own continent. Right. It's part of a bigger continent that includes all the islands and stuff around all the other

countries. Yeah, Australia. There you go. And, but, uh, but I thought that was really interesting. It's like, it's like, so, do some schools teachers like five continents? And that's it. Like, I would imagine too that Europe and Asia can't be considered separate in any way. Even though we considered them to be separate.

They're totally separate. No, I disagree. Actually, I always wanted that as a kid. Like why is Europe a continent? I mean, like North and South America. I'm thinking about North and South America. Totally. Well, why though, if you think about it, why would they be two separate countries?

There could be two plates hitting each other. So once again, we're back to the two plates holding away from each other. Is it the landmass or is it the tectonic plates? What the terms of tectonic plates? Tectonic plates. Oh, I disagree with that, but okay. You're saying natural determinants of something's kind of... Right, and that's why Australasia exists, because it's all on the same tectonic plate. Bitch. Thank you, Gavin. I appreciate that. I just like saying tectonic plates. I appreciate that bit of color commentary. So,

what happened to your plane? Oh my god, yeah, I was, I'm like super tired at the moment. So I was just to have a sleep when it happened. The plane took off. I'm actually like really good now falling asleep before the plane takes off. A continent is defined as a large, unbroken land mass. Like you haven't. Completely surrounded by water.

Although in some cases, continents are connected by land bridges. The seven continents are North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, and Antarctica. And there's nothing about tectonic plates. It's an unbroken land mass. It does say North and South America though. Surrounded by water and Europe and Asia.

And that's why I'm wondering if you're not a kid. Land mass, massive land mass, surrender by water. But it says Europe and Asia. It does say Europe and Asia does say North American, South America too. But if you think about it, North American, South America are an unbroken land mass. It's around my wife. But it says Europe and Asia. It does say Europe and Asia. It does say North American South America too. But if you think about it, North American South America are an unbroken land. So how does Australasia make any sense?

Because that's not connected in any sort of way. I don't know. I'm so confused. Here's why all of that under ocean plate. Here's why GAB learned that Australia is not its own continent. It used to be a British colony. So they're upset.

They don't want to give it a tonkant status. It's definitely like, I can definitely see being it's like a UK thing. That's like they're a little payback. Right, like the UK is not a tonkant. It's Australia couldn't possibly be its own continent. Does the sun still never set on the British Empire? I'm pretty sure it sets now.

Damn it. How do we mess it up? Sorry. I was asleep before we took off. It's the best. And then it is the best. When a plane takes off and you're asleep, you kind of like zone back in temporarily,

but you're just like, oh, yeah, it's good. We're going to take off now. And then we were apparently like 105 miles an hour on the runway, and he just slammed the brakes. And everyone slid forward. And I was like, oh, it felt like it was really scary. Everyone was like opening the shutters, and I was like, was there a plane in front of Everyone was like opening the shutters and I was like,

was there a plane in front of us? And then we swirved right off the runway, like the next available class. You hadn't watched it up yet, how do you? No, we're still on the ground. And we just pulled hard off the runway. And he just came on saying, stay in your seats. And then we kept driving.

The name was like, the tower just told him to abort like as he was taking off. But it was below the speed where you have to take off, because we could still stop. But it was above a certain speed where they had to do a maintenance check on the plane to check for damage to the brakes and stuff. How long did that take?

Oh, it took forever. It was like another. I think it took the length that the flight should have been. Oh. Again, so it was like two and a half hours. Did you ever wait on the plane the whole time until it should be plated? Yeah, I told you to get off.

We went back to the gate. We actually went back to a different gate. There were no gates for a while. We went about to the gate. But when I tweeted it saying we were above a certain speed and we had to give it to the gate for maintenance, people thought that was the reason the plane like a boat would take off.

It's because we're going to. You had to fast. Like so many people were like, I've never had a plane like having to. Did they end up telling you why they had to abort? Yeah, the tower just like picked up something on the ground radar or something. Or maybe it was a full salon, but they have to report it every time. They have to abort planes. Better safe like picked up something on the ground radar or something or maybe it was a false alarm

But I have to report every time I have to abort planes better safe and sorry anything like that happens. Yeah, it was cool I mean wasn't cool suck. They're like ruined. I have my I imagine that would be a terrible feeling to feel as your planes getting ready to take off I mean I probably would have been fine with it It's just the fact that I was half asleep. It was so jarring to wake up from yeah, I would like slid down like it was that force Sure, I'm welcome in I was it was just like it was kind of loose you know you know how you sit on a plane and first like now I was impressed I'm so so slippery I was bulkhead so my knees hit the wall oh god I'm so happy a new season of air disaster started last night I saw it on my DVR I was like oh so we're gonna gonna watch that

how do you like that stuff it's really interesting I would I wouldn't be able to watch that without being terrified every time I flew You know, I got to admit something about it What so someone just sent me this thing saying it's correct that that Contents are determined by tectonic plates Europe and Asia are on the same fucking plate. No, they're not they are on I'm looking at it They collide that's why there's mountains of the Ural Mountains that would make sense I understand what you're saying. No, not according to this hand drawn map from

It's totally accurate sound look at him out of MS paint. So I'm gonna block you Vickson Embarrassing me on the point which you're embarrassing in mission I'm retweeting this now yours can be shamed forever. Retweet. Go ahead. I really have like free time to just watch Netflix, but when I got back, Meg was still in Long Beach doing a convention, so I was like, I'm gonna watch something on Netflix, and then I remember you taught me

about Charlie Victor O'Romeo. Yeah, it's that type of an in. Charlie, and then Charlie's angels popped up, and I was like, I haven't seen that movie in like 10 years and I watched that. I've read the first one. Oh, it sucks. It's a bad movie. And then Charlie's age just popped up and I was like I haven't seen that movie like 10 years and I watched that It sucks. It's a bad movie. What's the best movie you've seen recently? Best movie I've seen recently. I don't know. I feel like I've been disappointed by a lot of my Star Wars episode seven deadpool is pretty far watch. I've not played far watch. I've been still playing

Fucking Xcom 2 stop playing just cause it is so goddamn hard I think I spent treadmill playing playing X or just cost real last night. I did I like did a thing where I stumbled off the right side and then my foot went off the treadmill so it was lower than my left foot and then to catch myself I like try to like do the pole spread eagle over the treadmill was too wide. So I had my left foot on the part of the treadmill that doesn't move my right foot was all the way across and down on the floor.

And then I was falling forward. And the treadmill was still going like, it's still going like seven miles an hour. Now it was not fast. It was walking. So it was like five miles an hour. But it was like, it was still going. And I was like trying to catch myself with my knees lowering. And my knee went to it. I went, no, no, no, no, it went, it went, like, like, it took the top of my knee off. Oh, I want to see. You want to see? I'll show you. See your knee. Could you even roll up those pants? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Scrapes like that all the time when I was a kid. What are you nine? I've not had a scrape like that It's funny you say that because I skinned my other knee so I have to skin these right now

It looks like a nipple on your knee. It does your knee looks like a little booby It will feel right because it's like It's like sanded down to the bone I think there's What if your tips were on your knees Million dollars, but it would be like so weird. I thought the perfect million dollars butt question for you. Yeah, I think it's a bit broad. Maybe. Yeah.

Yeah. The question I've been asking people lately, because it wouldn't be good to film. Feed your kids on the table. Feed what? What do the gussies answer that question would be? That million dollars butt question I've been asking lately. The one you asked me? Yeah, the test one.

Shall I use that for an episode first of all? The test one. I said the really dark one, mentally dark. Million dollars about the question. I just asked it literally before the podcast. Gus wasn't here. Yeah, is it the same one that I'm thinking of? I think it is.

I don't know what you're thinking of. Gavin, help me out. Cheap right? What do you all do tonight? What do you think Gus would answer that question? I don't think you'd take it. There's no way Gus would take it. I don't know what it is. Do you think that's good think Gus would answer that question? I don't think you take it. There's no way Gus would take it. What? What? I don't know what it is.

What do you think that's good enough to use in the episode? I don't because I don't think he can be filmed. I know what I'm talking about. I just asked it to blame. Yeah, that one, yeah. Yeah, that one we can't film. Can we film that one? I know it's tough. Everyone looking at me. I've never heard of it. It's tough Gus.

Should I ask Gus now is when I'm saying or should I wait and leave for an episode? Gus, here's my question. I'm gonna fuck off, damn. God damn,, or should I wait and leave for an episode. Gus, here's my question. I'm gonna fuck off, damn it. God damn, I can't get a straight answer out of him. Okay, Gus, you get a million dollars, and everyone in the world gets to pick a superpower of their choice,

which they get for the rest of their life. It is the one I was thinking of. Gus would never pick that. But, you don't get a superpower. Everybody else does, you just get the million dollars. Could I use the superpower to get a million dollars? What superpower? I guess I wouldn't have it either way.

You have no superpower. Yeah, sure, of course I take that. You take a million bucks, but everyone else in the world has a superpower except for you. Let's say I take invisibility and I come and steal your fucking money. Jesus, you said that so threatening. I steal your fucking money.

I just, I would just Spend it before you could do it. You would take a million dollars to be the The lamest person on earth. I would be unique at that point I'm doing it for free Wow Happy birthday. What is everybody like nobody knew that you were the person you made the decision that gave them superpowers But everyone did know that you passed up on superpowers to take a million dollars instead. Like everyone was aware of that fact. Sure.

Like you're the one guy on the earth who took a million bucks instead of taking the money. Yeah, that's fine. Or you're just gonna take the power. Yeah, really? Why would you do that? No. No. No.

I wouldn't do it a million years. I'm pretty sure I'd say, which prick my pan the million dollars to when I want to buy something. Like there's gonna be a superhero cost salesman. Yeah. She's lifting the cards up. I mean, think the money would even work as you'd be like I need a I need to get a plane ticket to Brazil because I'm a millionaire and I want to take a nice trip to Brazil and be like no there's no more flights to

Brazil because thirty-three percent of the people there can fly yeah yeah six sixty-six percent of the people still need to get on plane what they probably know a dude they can fly or a Brazilian lava dude destroyed Brazil I could probably know a dude who could fly me around then. I just got a great idea for an RT short. It's Uber for superpowers. Like for the shitty ass. Is it?

Yup. It's like shitty superpowers people. And there's an Uber app to just call like, like, you don't know exactly what it is until they accept it. It's like, you're cat stuck in a tree and just like, Subaru it. Yeah. And then his gut shows up like, hi, I'm like acid man. It's like, cat stuck in a tree and just like Subaru yeah and those gun shows up like hi I'm like acid man it's like no I'm like you gotta wait

me wait for me to melt the tree yeah it's got like slowly melt through just make sure the cat does not touch me how long before that's a Buzzfeed short and now that I should do it quickly yeah I'm sure they're all over it. Um, can I share another question? Yeah. Yes. Is there anything in your head that you have established in your head as being a certain price and you know that's wrong, but that's still the price of the thing in your head? They know. Let me give you my example.

A price of a hotel room, my head, is $80. That's how much a hotel room costs tonight. It's not right. No way. And every time time I load up to book a hotel room somewhere, I'm always mad that this hotel room is like $170. And I'm like, that's so expensive. But that's exactly what hotels cost. It's actually pretty cheap for a room. Like $130, yeah, if you go stay in a lay,

it's like, the room is like 500 bucks at night. It starts at 300 and it goes up from there. Holy cow, that's crazy. That's why Airbnb is great. You're like two or three bedrooms and you're good to go. But you have anything like that? Because that's the thing I know I have wrong in my head. And every time I encounter it, I try to correct my thinking on it

and I can't. It's just a hotel room should cost $79. For me, maybe it's like, even though I fly a lot, it still may be airfare. Sure. Any plane ticket I look up, I'm like, it's still maybe airfare. Sure. Any plane ticket I look up, I'm like, that's way more than it should cost.

It should be like half that. It's because it varies so much. Like, I flew to, usually when I went to see Maggle the time, it cost me like 600 bucks every time I went in there. Yeah, it's, but this week I flew that 200 bucks. Like to me, it's like 500 bucks, should be the most domestic flight should ever cost.

And that takes you to like Seattle or New York for us or that takes you that takes you L.A. to New York like all the way across the country but I'm flying like anywhere else it should be like 200 to 150 bucks. It's not the case you can occasionally get that but it's like no that's like four hundred dollars every time. I'm money do you know why is it so expensive. I feel so cheap now I don't know what more expensive as you get closer to a plane taking off. If I'm at the fucking door to the plane and there's empty seats on it, I should be able to give them like a hundred bucks and get on. Right.

And that's my risk is that I won't get a seat on the plane, but I should pay less, not more. But I play, oh, that's a cash that's going on sometimes. Is it like some kind of like a $1,500? No, it goes way up. If you try to fly the moment of, it goes way the fuck up. One time I did that coming back from Portland. I finished work early, so I ran down the airport.

I didn't have a return ticket. I was like, oh, there's a flight. I can leave this work that I'm doing. I can go down to the airport and try to get on this flight and make it back to Austin. Went down to the airport with Jason. Both of us were there. We need two tickets on that flight,

sleeping in 45 minutes to fly to Austin. They're like, oh, we're sorry, it's all sold out, all except for first class seats. I mean, how much is first class? $600. Hey, that's not bad. It's not bad. All right, fine, we'll take those tickets.

They print up the boarding passes for us, and they're just covered with the letter S all over. And I'm like, what is this? Oh, do all your fines go through security? It's for secondary searches. Yeah, yeah. And I guess because I showed up and what is this? Oh, no, you're fine, just go through security. It's for secondary searches. Yeah, yeah. And I guess because I showed up in bottom first class ticket, like 45 minutes for the plane showed up,

I got extra fucked by the team at the... What they do to you, they say you're your butt stuff. All kinds of butt stuff. Yeah. I think they make that less obvious on the boarding pass. Now it's just like covered in S. So one time coming back from Australia, S. was printed out her boarding pass, and I looked at it and had like S. S's. So one time coming back from Australia, S was printing out her board and you passed it.

I looked at it and it had like S S S S. I was like, oh, you're in trouble. You're done. They're gonna love going through your stuff. They're gonna make you feel things I never was able to make you feel. Yeah, I just had a really terrible day of travel for some reason.

I got to the airport really early, which was luckily, because at LAX, it was an old terminal for American Airlines. But there was one flight that wasn't in there and it was my flight to Austin, which is from the international terminal. What? The Tom Bradley terminal. Tom Bradley sucks.

There's no priority line. There's no pre-check. He said it somewhere. See, you have to stand in line without everyone who's going to all over the world. Oh, would you like to look at Aaron a half? No, I mean, just like, you don't expect... You don't budget time. I'm trying to sabotage you.

Over here. You don't budget time for like international travel when you're traveling domestically But I'm in the line for international security. Oh, it takes longer anyway. It does so to be like an hour and a half He's international and the plane almost hit nothing. I can't believe they flew you out of time Bradley doesn't make any sense. Apparently. They just ran out of gates so weird That flight was not full. I guess a lot of people missed the flight Because one of the only things about living in Austin is that you never actually do fly international anywhere from here. So you still just show up an hour before.

There's apparently a flight to Toronto for Austin. There's gonna be a flight to Frankfurt. He can fly to London. Typically you don't fly, but there's also a flight to Cancun. Mexico. Cancun Mexico. Oh hell yeah. They're on a go to Cancun. Let's go to Cancun. Isn't it nice? Cancun. You know, you were gonna wanna go to Cancun, let's go to Cancun. Is it nice? I think Cancun. You were gonna go, but then you can go one point. Cause you got, that was a trip you guys were gonna take and then didn't take.

You guys, were you gonna go on vacation with Meg there? Ladies and gentlemen's coming up. Ah, that's what it was. Cancun. Cancun. It was told not to be gone. Which is like, for us in Texas, that's like super close. Cancun, that's like a two and a half hour flight.

Is it really? Oh, it's not bad. It's not bad at all. Yeah. It's like right across can't you that's like a two and a half hour flight. Is it really oh it's not bad? It's not bad at all. Yeah, it's like right across Gulf Mexico Mexico The Gulf of Mexico Gulf of right Yo, oh you can't see all the camera yo, well did you hear about the Comple saying who you voted for

I don't know, I was a little political. Yeah, I don't know what you should keep you seeing. I don't want to get too political. People get mad, like we talked about, and Ryan says, monomed mump. No. What was it? We talked about something that was vaguely political once,

and people got really mad. I didn't even see you. Super delicate, I think. Oh, no, it was like the thing about bombing the country from Aladdin. Like, we didn't even politicize that. I'm about to. Yeah, we just like mentioned that story.

If you got really mad. Thought defended. Yeah. Did you? Yeah, we were like, well I'm not listening to the podcast anymore. Yeah, if we just, we did just a story. We didn't mention any political parties or anything.

I wish anything was like that important in my life that I would give up something that I enjoy that's entertaining. As soon as I heard anything about it, I'd be like, that's it, I'm done. Like, I don't know what that would be. Yeah, I can't let imagine watching a TV show and then I get offended by a joke

and never watch it again. And it's like, let's like someone in the show reaches through the screen and like, shoot someone I know, I'm not gonna be that annoyed by the TV show. Right, I'd be like, I'll let it see to joke. And then come back later. Like, remember when the cat Colbert,

the whole hashtag, cancel Colbert. Remember when they went down? Bagley? Yeah, it was, it was making fun of the Washington redskins. Oh. Remember when the whole hashtag cancel co bear? Remember when they went down? Vagely? Yeah. He was making fun of the Washington Redskins. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he made some like Asian joke or something like that.

I don't get it when people call people problematic. What does that mean? I don't know. I've seen it so often on the internet these days, someone calling someone problematic. Uh oh. And it's like, is that like you like that person, but they're prone to saying things that offend you? I means controversial show it doesn't it maybe it's problem again

It's a problem seriously concerned about I don't know. I don't really understand it But there are definitely people in the world that's like heart eject. It's just like at the moment they hear something Yeah, it goes against their beliefs. They're just like I'm nope. Yeah, the grip Not gonna have anything to do with it. Is this video ready? Oh yeah, in no way shows the problem. You got it? It's really tiny, you texted it. Oh, why did you text it to me?

Gavin? Could you just airplane it? Stop with it. But it's a low resolution problem. Oh right. All right, you know what? Google Drive. Patrick?

Yeah. They don't deserve to see the video. I don't want to show it to them. Show it to us, Patrick. Are you saying I don't want to get are you saying are you about to read an ad? Yeah, it's funny. Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait Stop it stop. I'm saying wait. I can't really not stopping So the Martian I can go pull it off my you go do you send it with a game boy or something Go Go do it because I didn't have a damn thing. All right, go.

I burn it. Get a ruin another ad. I'm going to be fine. You're going to be okay. Get out of here. He's not leaving. All right. What I'm wondering with this episode of the podcast

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Thanks to BrainTree for supporting this episode of the podcast. Oh my god, that was so weird feeling. That's what she said. I thought like a piece of my hair got caught on the couch and then I realized it's the stick. A couple of weeks ago, I was in LA and I was flying out and it was one of those deals where I was there with a coworker and we were in a business meeting and we had you know an hour and a half maybe before our flight and we're in Hollywood.

We're like, oh it's for LAX? Yeah, we're like, oh shit. Like we need a haul ass and it was like 4.30 pm traffic central. Yeah, we're like, oh shit like We need a haul ass and it was like 4.30 p.m. Traffic Central. Yeah, we're like we need a haul ass to Lax We got back to Lax, you know had a rental car and so we got a silver car So we go and then like they racist to the airport, you know Head pre-check so like got right through the line Walked up to the gate with literally like two minutes before we boarded that is awesome It was like literally I was like this is the perfect amount of time to get to the airport Like that's like

Varables it was trapping you trap it could have fucked us up when we were on the way there I saw a wreck happened in my rearview mirror. Oh no way Yeah, and I was like if we had just been even 30 seconds later like we would have been stopped We might have been in that wreck or we would have been delayed by that wreck. That's true. Did you see the video of the guy who's Mr. Brandon, you know, he's broke down on the freeway because it was smoking.

Yeah. And then I caught on fire. The guy like becomes unintelligable at one point. He was not happy about that. Whoever's with your name's like Lisa or Nancy or something. He's like, Nancy, car smoking, oh what's wrong with you, they catch some fire. And he goes from saying that, Nancy, car smoking to

He just goes like this register that you can't even believe and the guy post the video online I was like why would you do that? The fire engines pull up and start trying to down All right, I'm gonna get this damn file should have done this earlier in the week I can be worth it. Now you can be worth it. No, no, it's totally gonna be worth it Um, I just this is what it's me So I Can't email it because it's too fucking big Put your phone in the other computer. Why don't they don't have they're not set up to handle it?

Don't they don't have USB ports Handle it also this mail drop this Google Drive says This is This is why he can't fix his TV problem Gavin He's just you just like looking at him now. I'm definitely not doing it Yeah, I'm definitely not doing it. Now it's just, I'm listening. I'm really not going to translate this. No, I want to do it.

I want to do it. Everybody, I don't care if you want to see it. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck.

I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck.

I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. I'm going to I thought I'm just gonna leave. I was really just gonna walk out the front door and just go 40 minutes before the end of the podcast. It's never come back. It would be really funny. It would be a first. We had a little sword fight earlier. We could show that to me, too. That's what it was. Yeah, Gab and I had a sword fight.

Do you know what that means? They fight with swords? What does it mean, Barbara? You fight with your dicks like their swords. A sword fight. Nobody does that. Who's ever, who's ever done that? I've never done any dudes who have ever actually fought with their dicks like their swords. A sword fight. No, he does that. Who's ever, who's ever done that? I've never known any dudes who have ever actually

fought with their dicks. Your mom. Your mom. Thank you. Very good, Barbara. Nailed it. Do you see there were a couple of 68 mag file and I can't send it over to the internet.

What the fucking years is this? Everyone can. Shut up. There were a couple of somewhat related news stories that really pissed me off this past week. There was that That group of people on a beach in Argentina who saw a baby dolphin in the water Oh, they created are you by the story wait wait what they so they picked up the baby dolphin and brought it onto the beach And they started passing it around to a crowd of people so they could take selfies with it

Fucking rare baby dolphin dies Because they took it out of the water In the water because everyone wanted a selfie with it Yeah, I like died of dehydration out in the sun that I don't want to live in this world and then today earlier today I read about another story about a zoo in China with peacocks where the people who were at the zoo Like caught one of the peacocks and held it and then they started passing it around so they could take selfies with it and the peacock Die to have a fucking hard attack because it was so scared because people had picked it up and imagine like a zoo Yeah, why the picking up a pick up a pick up a zookeeper being like don't fucking touch the animals

I know I think they also started while it was like while they had picked it up We're taking stuff like people started yanking. It's long feathers out of its tail What's wrong with people? What's wrong? It's a fucking ant, who would do that to a defenseless animal? It's been a lot of people, that's what's scary, it's not just one person doing this, it's a group of people. Yeah, well learn a frenzy, they don't, they don't, Barbara, they don't want to miss their chance to get the selfie because it's not fair, everyone else got to take a selfie with the dolphin, why don't I get to take a selfie? It's so fucking infuriating, it makes sense. Also, I think thinking, oh, it's a dolphin, it lives in the water. Maybe we should put it back in the water at some point,

so it could actually live. Oh, they put it back. It was dead when they put it back. It's an awful bit. All right, Patrick, I just shared a link for, well, how do you have the video? You want the higher risk one? You got the...

You finally came in through email? Yeah, I sent the beginning of the podcast. I, okay, well, I also shared on a web service. It took it. It made me put a message along with it. So, sorry, about the vulgarity on that. It took almost an hour for that email to get there. So, I did see. No, I never doubted you. What? The version, wait, so, version I sent to you on the, the, the drive thing is, it's probably a better version. It's probably a high-res version. Also Gavin was talking about the sword fight that you guys had.

I think they actually filmed that in the control room. I didn't know that. It's not exciting. I think they did. I think they whacking Gavin on the hand with a bamboo shoot. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin.

You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. You're whacking Gavin. more angry than you were earlier. Out! Jesus. Come on, dude. Here, take it. Don't hit me, though. She's not a baby dolphin.

The rule is, the rule is, you have to hit the hand and you can't hit eyes. I don't want to play this. Why are we doing this? No, let's just watch a video. Alright, well, get the paddocks down. Let's watch a video. So listen, this dolphin thing really makes me so, it makes me super sad. We've got to give up on the fucking selfie thing.

Like, you know there's people who have posts. I'm sure those were them in that fucking dolphin. Right. On the social media stuff. Why is still, poaching is still way worse than selfies. Why is poaching worse? Because more dolphins die of that. And then get in selfie.

Okay, well, I mean, get a picture. Hit a pick-why-dolphin dies. Get a pick-it. You'd rather one dolphin dies because people wanted a bunch of fucking selfies with it. They eliminate in the selfie. They be dolphin too. They eliminate in the selfie,

why don't you save dolphin lives? They would have saved that one. One dolphin. I mean it's sad, but it's like, it's a big killing. Don't let me give some advice to our podcast losers. Hey, we gotta stop the selfie thing and all the poaching that we're all doing.

No, no, no. If you get after the podcast, if you could just not poach, that's, I think Gavin's advice no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What you're saying? How did you get that from? That's what you're saying. You're saying the selfie thing doesn't matter as long as they're still poaching. So people fucking kill dolphins. Take it out of the water. How many dolphins died of selfies? At least one. The one where fucking you think about it.

You get a mass message about one case? Probably not. Do you want to stop poaching? You want to stop poaching? Yeah. You're going to tell our audience not poaching. Our audience can stop doing dumb selfie shit. They can't stop poaching because they're not poaching not I just feel like not many things are getting hurt by that

But I had to like giant trolling fishing nets So you're saying to telling everyone to not eat. I'm not saying anything. All right fair play. All right Let's go to stick this one on my fucking stupid TV The video all right stand pulling it up. I pull it up. Okay jerks This is what I'm talking about. Here's the TV. It is a projection TV. It goes directly into the wall. They built the wall perfectly around the TV. There's the fucking cord that I have to use to play Xbox. And it's it. And it's a projection TV. So it goes in and then goes down. And so there's a hole.

It's a gigantic hole right there. I can't hang a TV over a hole. Do you agree with me? You can't matter TV to a hole. Sure, you just take it out. If I still don't agree with you. I'm going to say, control room, if after all of this, that played without audio, it's on you at this point. It took three hours to get you that file.

And there's 12 of you guys in there. There's 12 people in there. I got got to know I got to hear from the audience on Twitter whether or not that played with sound Cuz we can't even sound if that had no sound You still got to see this though. I'm leaving All right, the audience is on Twitter. They they are very sorry about the poaching Gavin and they will stop immediately Pouching doll poaching dolphins will all of our audience think about the poaching Gavin and they will stop immediately poaching. Dolph poaching dolphins. Well, all of our audience, think about the difference we just made. Millions of people are going to stop poaching.

Because we reduced poaching. We had our audience a hundred percent. We saw it die to zero. We really made a difference today. I feel like you both know what my point was. Just got a point is stupid. We know what your point was. Yeah, we're not saying we don't know what it was.

We're seeing your point's dumb Gavin. I just got a message from the Rouser Teeth Dallas Fort Worth community group. They have canceled their seal clubbing event for the weekend thanks to Gavin and his messaging. So good for you guys. So are you ruined all your fun? Baby seals deserve to live too.

Yep, no audio. No audio. They played it without audio. I had it in after the fact. When it goes public, it will be like, when it goes public, don't hear it. No, but this conversation should be left in. This conversation will be left in. You will know that we did not hear it.

And the sponsors who made money got the no audio. It'll be the rare version. The audio excluded. It's a mode of solidarity where a sponsor can say, I was there. What are we doing? What are we doing? It's an audio podcast. There's really only audio podcast.

That's like a minute of just nothing. There's a minute. You think we can hear it? No, I can hear it. It's muted. That was the video. I can hear it. No, I can hear it. No, I can hear it. No, I can hear it. No, it's mew it. We're all doing great. That was the video. And also people are taking selfies with Barbara now.

Yeah. On the podcast. Well. I selfie the selfie argument. What we learned from that video, when there is audio on it, is that that video didn't show us anything. That video is very descriptive. It shows you TV goes in the wall and goes down.

This is exactly what you told us on the podcast Exactly right Barbara, but it still doesn't explain why you can't just take it out because you can't cover a hole with a TV You can't just you can't that TV looks like it covered the whole it's edges came out over the lip because it goes all the way to the ground I'm not gonna buy another TV that goes all right. It doesn't have a thing for the stance I'm not saying on what the stud behind it in the wall. There's no stud there Why is there no stud? The TV in the wall somewhere. What's the back end go up to the back of a cabinet behind it on the other side of the wall? Okay, there you go. So what's the amount of an arm to that the back of a like a flimsy little back of a cabinet?

What's the current TV hooked up to then? How is it how is it floating there Barbara? Can't explain this part. I got that part. It's like a big projection TV. It's older. So it's got like a big base in a stand Okay, so why don't you get it? It goes it goes into the wall and then goes down all the way to floor So it has a big long stand that yes, Bob. We're done with that. We're done with that. We know it has that I'm finally understand it. Say Boba, what done with that? What done with that? We know it has that. I'm finally understanding it.

Say, I'm finally getting it. I'm finally getting it. An AC-inch TV. You get one of those bar mounts that goes flat on the wool. And you drill that over the, you can get a stand like what we have our TVs on here. So I put it over the cabinet. Yeah, why not?

Like, drilling the cabinet? What could you do that? I mean, I could, I could drill, I guess drill it to the cabinet. But that one seems like it's very insecure because it's like decorative. You could stick one of these posts in your wall and just put it on a c-stand.

I mean, I just don't want to tell you. These posts are really good. That's what they're intended for. Or take out the TV, get a nice picture. This is the first time ever I've ever looked at the clock, so we had a half an hour left and I was disappointed. But I have to spend another half an hour with you fucking people. Is this the most mad you've been live on a podcast? What's that? No. Gavin I'm just disappointed. I almost saw his eye on that one time. I'm mad. I'm just so disappointed. I'm upset about the dolphin and the selfie.

I want to see if somebody has like somebody who listens to podcasts probably knows somebody in their network that had posted a photo with that fucking dolphin as a selfie. I someone posted that somewhere. Those people should be running scared. They should be ashamed of that. They did, I mean, yeah, I didn't think it was going to die probably. But they took it out over the water. That water. Yeah, but he said that and free willy so many the control just such a disappointed side just Gavin so it must be true right everything in the movie is absolutely true but they weren't he's on the dry sand obviously the people who were taking selfies did not watch free willy. Oh, they tried to free willy

What what You can't say what bad what what Oh, we just have the shortest puck us. This is how the first one is I think Bernie's done. He's too mad. I'm reading Twitter. That's upset. I am. Oh, no, I'm gonna I'm just trying to find what I'm getting mad as I read Twitter Someone just wrote so you have a whole trying to find what I'm getting mad as I read Twitter. Someone just wrote so you have a whole made specific for this TV. It sounds like you have a personal issue. Stop talking about it.

What? Stop listening to stupid bot can't. What do you think these are about? We never talk about personal issues here. So I sometimes I'm going through a bit of an experiment right now. Just for a rug on the wall. Maybe we look horrible. No, it's a tapestry, right?

Then you have fancy rug on the walls of tapestry. Yeah, get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just, get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it, just get it I like to put it over the fireplace. I don't like TVs over fireplace. Too high. I agree with that. You get a quick snack. And I can't do it in any other place because the other wall has built-in bookshelves and the other wall has way of that stuff. You know what you should do. Put it over the fireplace and then play the fireplace channel. Is that like a weird thing that a person has bookshelves?

If it's built in. If it's built in, it becomes inconvenient. Just like you're built in TV. It's a wall with bookshelves on it. It's a normal thing. It's a house it's built in it becomes it inconvenience just like you're built in TV It's it's a it's a wall with bookshelves on it to normal thing to normal thing It also has a doorway in the middle of it. Is that okay with you guys? I have a built-in hole in the wall to go to different rooms fucking big shot in your door teleport everything we say walk around the house We can be like a doorway in the house fucking amazing

in the house fucking amazing God damn it Put a rug over it Put a rug over it Put beads like a bead curtain Hey somebody stole somebody else's idea online No What a chance is Do you remember a few years ago the dude from prank versus prank what's his name?

Jesse? No I think it's Jesse Because he's always screaming Jesse, right? She's Gina. She's Gina, he's Jesse, right? And he did a really funny, like, public, not really a prank, but just like a public goof, where he set up an electric skateboard to look like a red carpet, and then zoomed around on a dress,

and it was a Latin. From Macro. Fucking brilliant. Yeah. It was brilliant. Well, I do it, he's getting all this press because he just did that in Japan With a hoverboard or whatever the fuck those stupid things are called And he made it like look at cloud and I guess something from Dragon Ball Z

Would the dude like flies around on a yellow cloud the super silent dude super saying. Yeah, super saying does he fly around? Super cyan does he fly around on the cloud? I Guess so okay, I don't want to look at me like I'm stupid. He's finding out the fucking clown for Christchurch. I know where I am. So he's like, he, but that's, I mean, clearly, that's where he got the idea to do that. Clearly, that's where he got the idea. I feel like even that, that original video you're talking about, I feel like that was popular again.

Like people just rediscovered that two months ago. I felt like I saw that everywhere again. Like it had just resurfaced some- It was from two months ago originally. I thought it was from longer ago than that. I don't know. It's first time I saw it everywhere again like it had just resurfaced some it was like from two months ago originally. I thought it was from longer ago than that I don't know First time I thought it was about two months ago. I thought I made that some time ago This is really funny. Somebody pulled the model number of my TV off of the

The video that we showed and they looked up a reference photo of look what the reference photo has on a dolphin A picture of a dolphin. So no fucking way. Yeah, don't take golfing out of the water It seems like a hand job. Short stand. Is that TV? You could put a coffee table in the wall and put the TV on that. That's Jonathan Browning. That is the best idea anyone has had so far.

It's still a shitty idea, but it's the best. You didn't like the game. Understanding of the problem. What was your idea? I said, fill the hole with candy. You're terrible. Barbara, you're gonna make, don't make him angry. Don't make him angry

I have a stick. It's okay. I'm protection. So I'm going through a bit of a forced experiment at the moment Pegging yeah, Pegging I'm getting stuff up my butt. There was a Pegging scene in Deadpool What's that? What I know that is Pegging is when strap on dildo dood gets Pegging technically does it have to be a woman fucking a dude or can it? Why is it called pegging, right? It has to be.

Otherwise, it's just, it'll say to you. I think it's someone who doesn't normally have a penis using a dildo to. It's the peg. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's a strap on the, the act of getting screwed in the bum by someone wearing a strap on. I am not getting pegged.

But also a woman can peg another woman, but that's not, is that called pegging? I think so. It's called pegging. To the internet. Peggy So I just got back from an out of town trip and when I came back My wife was convinced that we are alcoholics. Why just now she's having a solution So she's trying to see if we can go two weeks without drinking Oh, is that what you have wanted why why you doing that? I was gonna say you were pregnant, but how come?

Estrars making you do this what you what did you guys because it's my birthday? Yeah, and so you can't drink on your birthday It's a boy. I'll take you do you want to stick out for a drink on your birthday? No I got approved that I'm not an alcoholic and I go two weeks without drinking what who are you approving it to? Esther kind of myself you might you might die. Did you drink a lot in Vegas? No more than normal. I think it will crazy. We're gonna find out that Gus needs alcohol to survive. Surely you'll only now call it that if you crave booze. Right, like I'm not like shaking.

I'm like, hey, hey, hey. Are you thinking about your next drink of booze? I am actually. I really, I really am. It's, you might just be. It has been an incredible struggle not to drink. How really is has it been? This is day three.

Really? Do you really struggle with it? Yeah. Is that why has it been? This is day three. Really? Do you really struggle with it? Yeah. Is that why you've been so grumpy today? I want to drink fun. I'm still looking. It's been a long three days. What do you think you drink on a daily basis?

First of all, do you drink every day? Yes. Literally seven days a week. Yeah. It's entirely possible that you could drink 365 days any year. Oh yeah, I'm sure I did it last year. Unless I was sick.

If I was really sick, I probably didn't. I like the fact that you're building up this big challenge and he's like, I might have done that. I was starting the top, I was gonna come down. Okay, do you think you drank 30 days in a row? No, no, we went to the top. I drank every day last year, unless I was really sick. I think I was sick for like two or three days.

So I didn't drink one day. I wonder why. Because I didn't drink. So is I was sick for like two or three days. So I didn't drink a wonderful I didn't drink So it was after doing it to you then yeah Give you an average day. What are you drinking? vodka or gin we hit it like five o'clock you go home five yeah We go home what happens? I really regret that the fact that barbers not offering with you anymore because like I don't see Barbara anymore because 90% of my

conversation with Barbara was heavy-seen. That's true. I'd walk her. It was a great friendship, Bernie. Well, I really miss it. It was really good. Dude, you might be in trouble. You're tucked away.

What are you doing? You're in that corner in the bungalow stow, is that we are? Yeah, you're tucked away. But people don't come see you, dude. My real friends come see me. Who come see you? Everyone except you. And Gavin. I people don't come see you, dude. My real friends come see me. Who come see you? Everyone except you.

And Gavin. I can't name it. She can't name anybody. I've been there also, but it was like, I wore a plastic door and so did you. People from broadcast come visit me. Marry a little antiler. Come and sit at it on the couch and chat with me.

It's very lovely. All right, fair enough. And somebody has been leaving fucking troll dolls all over my desk and in my purse. And I don't know who it is. I don't know what that means. Do you know what troll dolls all over my desk and in my purse. And I don't know who it is. I don't know what that means. Do you know what troll dolls? No.

A little fluffy hair. Big of the hair. Oh, you think it's going top of pencils? Yeah. Troll dolls. I got you. Getting these to do the foot with the pen. So yeah.

I found one of my office maybe two months ago, and I emailed everyone at the company about this saying, I don't know. I remember the email. I don't know who this is. If no one comes to claim it, I'm going to throw it out because it's creeping me out. No one came, I threw it out. Maybe that's the reason they sent it.

Month and a half later, there's another two trolls on my desk. Really? And then I go home and I'm empty out my purse and I find another troll in my purse. How are you getting your purse? Yeah. That's creepy if they put it in your purse.

I mean, obviously they're trolling me. But it's like, who the fuck is doing it? Are you annoyed? No, I'm just curious. I just want to know who's doing it It's like the fart hoover incident with boy. Oh, that was funny. So my my first guess was that it was Maryl She says it's not Maryl. Is it you? What is it? Was it like a recipe? Oh, she's gone. Do you not like trolls or something? No No, you do or no you don't. I don't have a strong feeling when one way or the other about them. Great, and now you said it,

so it's just gonna get worse. I know. People are gonna send these to me in the mail. Oh yeah, I'll send them to you in the mail now. All these trolls don't. Please don't. Send me the one that goes on top of the pencil, so I can do the thing.

Did you all not have those when you were in school? You know what we're talking about? I had trolls as a kid. Yeah, there's like a little one that you put on the pencil. No, he didn't. You stink on him. So this made me think of something. Guys, I'm rubbing my hands together, like I'm rubbing a pencil back and forth. I make it a kid. Yeah, like someone's he put on the pencil. He's stinkin' on him. So this made me think of something. Guys, I'm rubbing my hands together,

like I'm rubbing a pencil back and forth. Make it a fire. Yes. Have you been watching the YouTube channel primitive technology? No. You're gonna fucking love it. Is it the ASMR thing?

It's wrong with you. What does that mean? He said, Mark, that's it. What do you think is more now? What does that mean or what's wrong with you? Probably truth equally. What does that mean? He said, Martin, that's the thing. What do you think is more now? What does that mean? Or what's wrong with you? Probably truth equally. What does it mean? What's the answer? Based on like the guy making huts out of like just sticks and mud.

Is everything just ASMR now? Is that the way that works? The reason it's well known is because of ASMR. Well, it is that the guy doesn't talk or anything, I guess. It's a dude who's like working his way up through technology. And like he had to make fire. This is dude. So he had to make fire. Is this it Gavin? talk or anything I guess it's a dude who's like working his way up through technology and like he had to make fire this is it so you had to make fire is this it Gavin is the smr thing that you're talking about but once you can make fire with two sticks

then he got to the point where now that you fire you can make like the stone discs and fire them in his fire in his kill there and that allowed him to then do other stuff. Like he's showing how his hands are calloused, but he doesn't talk the entire time. He doesn't say a word. He just goes and builds all this crazy stuff. Like you're watching your video right now.

He's about to drill a hole in a rock with another rock and he just chips away for a couple days and puts a hole in the rock. Yeah, it must take a while. I'm assuming how long would it take you to knock a hole? Yeah, some of these videos, at least a couple of months, go by from beginning to end. I fast forward about a minute here, Patrick,

if you can do that. Tell us more about Sublingual Film, too. Oh, is that anything? It was just like, is that the banner hat? Yeah, like when he finally gets all the way through that rock, you're like super happy for the dude. But then he builds stuff that like, I had no idea, like it would work that way.

Like here he's trying to make string. And I think that hut behind him is like sticks and then he slaps like gray mud all over it and it goes hard. Yeah, and then he mixes mud with like ground up stone. How did you find this video? Because I found this through ASMR. You see Tom Hanks try to do this on Castaway. Maybe I watch ASMR videos

and maybe it was just recommended to me. It's so ASMR is goofy, but it's such a good way to find like really weird crap it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, mean, this is like, it's so fascinating. And it's like working through how like people like develop technology on top of itself, but he doesn't say a word the entire time. That must be the best. And it gets really crazy towards the end of it. He makes a pump version of this

once he gets like some clay discs where he can just move a stick up and down and then it makes fire for him. Really? It's really cool. It's really cool channel man. Yeah, it seems true. I've been really enjoying it. And I don't know what the ASMR quality of it.

Maybe that's why I connect with it because I like those ASMR videos. The ASMR quality is just like that it sounds the no speaking and like the tapping and the wrestling. I like the idea of no speaking. Yeah. That's pretty good to me. I've got one more thing to read.

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I had a weird thing happen last night. I was asleep. Genius. I was asleep when I woke up because I'd like vomited acid into my mouth. Oh, I had like, that's acid reflux, you'd be careful about that. Oh, I had like reflux. That's acid reflux, you'd be careful about that.

Well, how do I be careful when I'm asleep? What do you mean? You should look at like taking something for that to so it doesn't happen. I knew a guy, there was a whale really, but he developed a soft gio cancer because he had like lifelong acid reflux. That happened to me two weeks ago.

It's really, I don't think I've ever had that happen to me. Like I was asleep, then I woke up as like, that never happened. Vomit was coming into my mouth. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, and I like had to like close my mouth, stop it, and then re-swallow it. And then I was laying there, you know,

groggy half asleep. I was like, oh, that's so gross. I should go brush that. Yeah. I was like, fell right back asleep in the middle. Yeah, mine was probably like a teaspoon full of acid. It just burnt so much. And like, I got it back down.

And I was like, did it taste like vomit or did it taste like acid? No, I didn't taste any of it, it just tasted like it stung all the way up. Yeah, acid reflux. That's in your body this whole time. It's just cool with it, but my throat is like, right, it's in it's like, all right, just stay there. Well, that happens whenever you throw without having eaten anything beforehand. It's all stomach acid, it's like, come on.

Bial and crap. Yeah, it was disturbing. I don't know what I was dreaming about. So, um, I have this annoying thing. I love my dogs. Someone suggested that I fill the hole in my wall with a bunch of dead baby dolphins too soon. Too soon. I love my dogs, but one of them is found the one thing that won't get a laugh out of the control room, by the way, the dead baby dolphins. So, could take a selfie, okay?

One of them is a really picky eater. And sometimes you won't eat. And if he doesn't eat, then he just vomits bile. Ah. Because I guess dogs don't know, like if they don't eat, they can't deal with the bile in their body. Suddenly they have to vomit it. So I get really mad at him, like, just eat. I know you're hungry.

If you just ate, you wouldn't be doing this. So it's really annoying. And I can tell, like, he get to just look on his face, and he starts looking as nose. I'm like, ah. So those Benjamin are also well. It's Benjamin. I'm like, oh, here we go.

How is it to happen? Normally, I keep an eye on him to make sure he eats, but if I'm not monitoring it, then it'll, I mean, it can't be ready to happen every day. Human children have the same problem. Where? Human children. They will not fucking eat.

They just won't fucking eat You're like you make them food and they're like nah and this is like I don't understand that I'm boring well human human children are just like they there's no way they'd make it anywhere They don't fucking eat you're like you have to sit them down You say you're not leaving that chair until you fucking do the thing that everybody did for 300 million years to survive. Just fucking eat your goddamn food. That's it. They want it, Leia.

It's always gonna be intense. Yeah, but then later if they don't eat, then they get fucking cranky and they get a headache and it's your fucking pork, it's your the adult. And then you also have to be the asshole and tell him to eat your fucking food. Eat your fucking food. Is it just they didn't like the food or they just don't like you? I don't know. Tell us more about these human children the human children are the fucking worst about eating food They will not eat food. What about dog food? They all go through it at some state

I'm cat children Feel like children are totally different than human children feel like children know to fucking eat In fact dumb as Joe the cat when he's really happy with me He does that fucking nursing thing. He just takes his claws and just rips it me. Like this and I'm like, I'm saying you're happy. I'm gonna, I'm gonna deck you if you do that anymore. Fucking idiot.

Human children are the worst. I went through a period when I was a little kid where I was a vegetarian because it's not because I didn't want. I didn't like meat. I went through, I was a vegetarian for a while as a kid because I thought chewing meat was too much work. You sound like Teddy. It was like, I only want to eat vegetables because anytime I eat meat, I was a vegetarian for a while as a kid because I thought chewing meat was too much work. You sound like Teddy. I only want to eat vegetables because anytime I eat meat, I have to chew it and it takes too long and I hate it.

I wonder what age I stopped. Every time I try to be chewing meat and I be like, man, it's been like two minutes and I still haven't broken this down enough to swallow it. And I would just spit it back out. But that used to happen to me a lot because I'd like choke otherwise. I wonder when the last time I did that was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was the same thing like when I was a kid, I'd be like, chewing it forever and then I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding anymore.

I'd be at the table just like, and then someone like my dad would be like, all right, spit it out. Go on. Should we be friends, can you like, rare steak as a kid? No, like roast beef and that, though. Sunday roast. It's hard to do that. You're actually puts.

No, shit. I'm sure. I'm like, you're getting it super British on us. Got a lot of brisket as a kid. Yeah, brisket. Yeah, I'd be like, you wish brisket. So, what's the difference? I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

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with people fighting with us before the night. I know, I think it's because they were decorative, so we didn't want to touch them. Ah, keep punching them up. But we're getting a new podcast at Cine, aren't we? Soon. I don't want to talk about it too much. Why not?

So we talked about it last week, and I don't want to keep teasing it that it's coming soon without, like, showing the clear things. Yeah, I have had criticism of what. The new podcast set. Yes. It would like for them to be heard.

That's what the media was about the other day That's where our criticism for stables. I'm pretty sure the Creative director's opinions are gonna be heard I was like what I haven't seen it. Yeah, you should go see it Where you told me it would like a good set you should tell you should definitely make your opinions heard sooner rather than later We do not want a good set. We want the best set. We want the best set. Someone sent us a, someone heard us talking about when I get into the oil game. Yep.

And I'm proud to say I've got my retirement plan here in my hands. We're in the oil game now, dad. I'm saying you dick. Someone sent us oil. Sent one to Bernie. Sent one to me. We're in the oil game.

What if that is one of the last ever possible? We're in the last ever possible. We're in the oil game. We're in the last ever possible. We're in the oil game. We're in the oil game. We're in the oil game. We're in the oil game. We're in the oil game. Well, if that is one of the last ever thoughts of the world. Gus actually did an amazing thing. He walked over and gave it to me. Nope. Like, that works. If you send something here and you say, here, this is one for you and one for Barbara and

one for Bernie, I will distribute those things out to people. I do that. If people come up to me when I'm out of town and they give me something to carry back to the office in my suitcase to give to people at the office, 95% of the time, that does not make it back. It's got a mailed here. Yeah, not make it back. This guy mailed here. Yeah, that's it, this guy mailed here, so that worked.

So thank you Blake for sending that to us. And apparently he claims that he also sent us the decapitated and are yetis. I just throughout the decapitated. The decapitated broke, I'm sorry, to say it really, but you should have something on the podcast is untarnished, three for three. Literally, as soon as I do the way the cap-tator,

these oil cans showed up. I might as well actually, you can't see it. Mine's behind me on the Bernie. Oh, actually, you can barely see it in the shot. It's like, oh, she ordered this. It's right there. Boop, that's it. That's my little thing of oil.

By the way, Beck had just messaged me saying that she spits out me all the time, because she got you it down. Back of Frazier? Yeah. Could a Frazier? Yeah. Could you catch you? She sent out a style guide that we should adhere to when writing and posting stuff about her stuff.

Big debate over something in that. As soon as I read it, I immediately fired back like, yeah, I'm not doing this and I'm not doing that. What are you not going to do? I will not use the Oxford comic because I like pissing people off. And I will not add it. She's big about that option. You will also never use commas. If a off. Oh, and I will not add She's big about that. I'll never use commas if a word ends in us I'm not at apostrophe. Yes. I will just put an apostrophe. How?

That's you know is someone's comma you name in the S right you have to know that rule G us apostrophe. No, Gus. I pass. No Gus says it's just more plural. Gus. It's not Gus. Is Gus. Is Gus. Is is that Listen, I agree with you on this if there's an s at the end you end with an I'm posh. No, yeah, it's a posh. Yes. No, it's a posh. If it's plural, it's just a posh. No, my school was called Lord Williams is It's a posh. Yes If the word ends in a S my name ends in a S burns Burns is a posh so wait wait, oh Is that what you say and yeah, yeah, I'm a rant

Yeah, so here's a big debate that I think everyone can relate to because they first of all they know I'm right about the The other thing that we talked about I've already forgotten what Apostrophe yeah, they post me here's the thing that here's a big debate we had we talked about There was a long debate for a long period of time is Rouser-Chief, one word or two words. Remember, and we finally sat down one day and said, Rouser-Chief is two words. Because it is. Because it is two words. It's two words, Rouser-Chief. So the big debate we had this time for the style guide was, red versus blue, does the verses have a period? No. I know because the style guide it does not. What, it says no period now? Correct.

We actually had to wait. The decision was made now, earlier today, that yes indeed it does have a period. But as of this morning, it said no. I said no initially, because none of the cover art or any of the video assets, anything, ever has a period. So, all you can ask is that I can think of,

that did have a period was the original red versus blue blood gold chronicles logo that appears at the end of the trailer. Oh, that makes like circle. Right. The big circle one that had a period and I think that's the only thing I can think of is how I hit that did. I still need to set you out. Versus should have a period after that's fine. So if we want to have it red versus blue the period that's okay. As long as it's never V just just V unless it's in RVD like the the short little acronym that's it. As long as it's never V, just V, unless it's in RVV, like the short little acronym, that's it.

But like, and when people are read V blue, I, in like magazine articles about it, I fucking hate that. Because it's not the name of the show. Yeah, I just, well, some people abbreviate verses with it just a V. But I just hate that. Becca just tweeted,

What'd you say? I guess the pier was added after the meeting today. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. Yeah. Well it was? Yeah. Yeah. Well Matt is like really opinionated about graphic design stuff. He's super opinionated about it. So I said, throw us the symmetry.

Yeah. Let me think about that. Everyone's it. Let me think about that. No. Because it's already asymmetrical in that set anyway. Red is three letters and blue is four. Yeah, but the versus- The best is like- Anything that's out anyway. Red is three letters and blue is four. Yeah, but the

versus me is small. Anything that makes it symmetrical. If you consider the period of character, because red people here also don't fucking know how to do fun house. Well, how you do it? It's big F and then fun house. I'll all lower case. Some people some people capitalize the age. It's a big F and then fun house. I'll all lowercase some people fun house some people capitalize the age It's a big affin and the fun house or they put two words some people here don't have to spell slow That is true Slomo guys and you you've messed it up before If it was tweeted it was someone else

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Beck is so... Every word, every word should get continually more important as the sentence proceeds. I have so much trouble reading anything you post on the site, because I'm like, we're all fucking commas. It's just like a brain dump. Everything's just coming out.

And it's just increasing in speed as it goes. No slowing down. No commas. Beck is incredibly passionate about all grammar to the point where like if I feel like if you make a status on Facebook, it's something relevant that happened to that day. It might have been like the most important thing you did that day. Sometimes Beck could just like bitch is about a comma and that's like the most important part of the job.

It's part of her job. Yeah, but she's really passionate about comments. Good, you should be. Comments are important. Comments are not important. Hey, we got a little tweet here from Moonsa Bird. A little tweet. She won to let us know.

She says, I have a BA in English, names you can end with just apostrophe or apostrophe S. Both are correct. Let me tell you something. On this podcast, one rule is that both ways cannot be correct. We will fight about it until somebody gets both. Both ways cannot be correct. We will fight about it until somebody is right.

And then the other people will have to be wrong and be ashamed of themselves. Also a B.A. in English, I will take a large cap of chin up. Thank you. Oh my God. Wow, get fucked. What was your name? Monica. My mom's a bird.

Monsa. And you just got blocked. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just kidding. I'm not that big of an asshole. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. I'm really not. But I won't ever, there's no point in my life

when I'm ever going to walk into the achievement of her office and go hey guys I need to talk. Oh Michael by the way. Can you on block? I'm never gonna not a million years. I'm gonna have that conversation with Michael Tell me also people always ask me why why did Bernie block me? I'm like, oh fucking no, I'm not Bernie Here's a here's a good occasion while you're blocked. Just look at your last tweet. That's exactly why just whatever You said to him funny one the other day where I made a new account to get me to unlock him He's like my little brother made a tweet on my account. It's like I don't want to hear messages from people who let their little brother

To eat also fucking excuse. We've been hearing that since the tech support day little brothers They're like the scourge of the internet little brothers always are responsible for whatever gets you banned or gets your Account locked or whatever. I wonder if that was my excuse for my like my family is dead post. What if I followed it out with it was my brother Like that's it's always I can be dead. It's it's always little brothers who there's also the story I don't know if you guys saw the story of a Shirts happened to a lot of people but this woman who got a dick pick from someone on Facebook. I don't think that happens And she will she message him back. I don't think women get dick pics They absolutely as often as you hear about it. They absolutely it's in a constant like just flood of dick pics

I Guarantee it is I It's very frequent as oh cuz you guys send their dicks to make yeah, sometimes I'll be in bad I'll be like just waking up and should be like look at this minion dick and I'll be like oh Where did she get the Facebook people on Facebook oh cuz her fan or fan page I don't know what yeah maybe I don't know how you how would you directly send a message to it you could say the bad thing to promote on the bot again here's okay go ahead I'm sorry tell us about your dick pics you're not gonna mess with some face puts people

how have you ever gotten on solicited dick pics no ever right I've had them on Twitter before but like, that's just like a spam account. Gotcha. Okay. So I go ahead. I didn't mean to interrupt your story. No, it's okay. But there's this woman who received a depict on Facebook, and then she messaged him back saying, this is disgusting. You shouldn't be doing this. This is a form of sexual, not abuse, but harassment. harassment. And I'm going to message all of your friends on Facebook, and I see that you're marrying, and I'm gonna message all of your friends on Facebook and you're I see that you're Marrowing gonna message your wife and tell her that you're doing this and he message back being like someone hacked my Facebook

It wasn't me that sent that to you. Please you can't do this. It was someone hacked it. You like don't It's like fucking bullshit man. I think I saw who you talk about except the one maybe I saw a different one It was a model on Instagram who just anytime someone sent her a dick pics You would just look at that person's account then like send the person send the guy back a picture of him with his girlfriend or his wife and they would instantly try back Sorry, oh, I'll never do it again. Yeah Yeah, parents sent people send him to their parents too. There's a lot of people friends with their own parents Oh, it's fucked up. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Just do it. Yeah, just do it. Yeah, just do it. Someone

They raised that they raised that fucking asshole and that penis and the penis and then you the mother would recognize it she know she better not what's that what's what's your mother could recognize your penis and a lineup like if she if we set your mom for dick picks and one of them was yours

I think I saw porn about this one do you think she could pick do Gavin do you think she could pick your penis out of a like four? Absolutely not. Really? No. Well, I think it was the last time that was seen. But like she would know like circumcised, uncircised, a birthmark. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. She probably wouldn't remember that. She would remember if she cut her son's dick or not. Well, yeah. That she might remember. But like a little birthmark or something? I guarantee your mom would. A mom would remember that. They remember weird shit like that. So yours would be picked to have a lineup? My Twitter feed is not filled with dick banks. Is there really? So I'll be done with this for the evening and I would like to retract my previous statement about the infrequency of big things. I've learned a valuable lesson on tonight's podcast.

By the way, the internet works. You know what's funny is that a lot of people are probably just googling a penis. That's what I don't want to send their own. That's what I think. That's what I was trying to say earlier. I'm sure people get them like cheekiness, but like that people are taking photos of their own dicks and sending them well I would be interested by is I believe that less If everyone is now seeing these Google dicks come at you someone might think I might as well just take a picture of mine

And he'll never know it's mine. I'll just think I Google that someone could think that let me ask you question is there's three Grown-mail adults have you ever taken a picture of your own dick? No Never just like specifically taken a picture of your dick dick? No. You never just like, specifically taken a picture of your dick. No. Gavin, have you ever done that? You can say you don't want to answer if you don't want to answer. No, of it. But it has been in a picture.

Yeah, it's just like the purpose of the photo is not to take a photo of your dick. No, never done it either. I just never, like, that, because you got to take a photo of your dick first. There was never a moment when you're like, man, this looks real good. I can always look at my dick. Have you ever taken a picture of you dick first. There was never a moment when you're like, man, this looks real good. I can always look at my dick. Have you ever taken a picture of your vage? No.

See, okay, see, you laugh when you said it. Because that never looks good. Let's be real here. Oh, Barbara. But China's are not pretty. You only have experience in one. That's not true. As far as I know.

Most of a giant is are not pretty. Most. What's wrong with yours? Nothing, everything's fine down there. It's sideways. I haven't even taken a picture of my boobs. Hers is on two different tech-donging places. Believe me, I'm very proud and happy with the way I look everywhere.

But you're laughing at us. You're assuming we took pictures of our dicks. Because it's flopping out there. But you would nap. So it was a tit. You can wing it to anywhere. You ever take a picture down your shirt? Like this.

Give me that. See? It's a choice to like take a photo of yourself naked There goes Barbara ready to go Barbara someone's gonna hack your eyeclat account. There we go. Perfect Put it so that So happy it wasn't focused. So it's just blurry skin So I think that I I think people get, you know, that a lot of stuff. Why would you take a picture of your own dick when you can find like a well lit, good looking dick via Google?

It's like a stock photo dick. And like, right, I'm gonna send, I'm gonna send like a model dick. I also want to, it's like, it's like when you take a Facebook profile photo versus like actually meeting someone. I also want to be clear too, it's like if someone sends you a picture of their own dick or they send you a random picture of a person's dick on the internet, it's still as offensive. It's still an offensive thing.

It's like, I also don't think people that send death threats. I don't think 99.999, 99% of those people are dangerous in any way, I think they're just fucking idiots, but it's not the job of the person who's receiving that to try to figure that out. To vet whether or not someone is violent or not. What you send that message, report know, and that person should be punished by the law for sending a death threat to somebody.

But I still don't think those people are dangerous people, but I just think they're fucking dipshits, you know. Distances everything. What does that mean? Distance from penis. I still understand. Distance. What do you mean? What was it, distance?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, can I guess? Yeah, let's go ahead and try to look at what you're trying to do. I think we should try this before. Are you talking about like, distance of the camera? Like, like, if you know, dig cheney. If the dick is small, like, not the focus, or if it's just like, yeah, like, if you're only far away

and there's like a tiny car, it's like, yeah. Or if you're like, so close, or you can see a shaft skin, it's like, I don't know, I'm looking at it. What do you mean you can see a shaft skin? Like, oh, you see it's like a close up of a skin. It could be that skin. If you focus your camera just like the side of your shaft, and it filled the frame, it's just like shaft skin.

It's not offensive. You had the same argument with anuses. Exactly right. That's right. If you had it really close up, it's not a problem. Just like one sphinctle edge. Sphinctle edge. You don't know what it is.

Sphinctle edge. You got a tumor here on the sphinctle edge. I'm going to be going in laparoscopically to remove it. How do you describe it? I don't know the edge of the asshole. Oh man, I got in trouble for cursing on a plane. Oh really? Who is it?

Someone with a kid? Yeah. Someone with a kid sitting behind me. He got mad at me. He said it. He said it. He said it. He said it.

He said it. He said, hey, can you stop cursing? I said, hey, cool. He was like, hey, I'm from Austin too. And so much, you know, you guys get kind of energetic when you're talking and throwing around a lot of F-bombs. A kid's back here, if you could, you know, just refrain from it. You're like, I know you get energetic when you talk,

just if you could refrain from using any of that type of language. It's like, all right, cool. So I just stopped. And I was like, why did he start start with the I'm from Austin too bit Like then I got pissed off about that like was he was trying to say like he's cool also I'm one of you. Yeah, it was like all right. Whatever grandpa Up sit down stuff in your kid cheeseburgers little fat fuck Wow Sorry, he's a little fat F

Sorry, it's a little fat F. Wow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And actually the only thing that's left is talking about the fact that President Obama decided to come visit Austin for a fundraiser on the first day of South by Southwest this year. That is going to be a graphic nightmare. I'm working from home that day. I'm working from home that day. You won't have a choice. You won't have a choice though. No, South by Southwest is the big music festival we have here in Austin. And it's going to just choke the city already. And then then Obama's gonna show up and just it's gonna be awful

What a what a day to pick what a day and the last thing I was gonna talk about was the crying car video But I think we've all seen that we need to play it We need to play a lot of you didn't they would have audio on that you didn't do what I think so You didn't do the tweet thing this week. Oh, I didn't do the tweet thing this week. You're right, did you do one? Yes. Here, you do mine. And then I will go through it and I will find a tweet

for each of you that I want to know more information about. Okay. Go for it, go. Okay, what do you got? For you? Yeah, for me. Yes, yeah, let me find it. You can talk about the stuff in the meantime.

Well, you were the thing we were vamping with. Oh, shit. My phone's about to die. My computer's about to die. Alright, I got you right here. Oh, I looked at it. Well, I just... I thought you had a note.

You're scrolling through Twitter. I just wanna say in some of the amazing races happens. No, yeah. So I can't find it. Oh, you had a really good tweet about, and you said this when we were in LA, you said this to me and then tweeted about it, that you had an idea for using touch ID

for different functions on the iPhone. I thought it was a brilliant idea, actually. Like what? Go ahead. For example, I want to program my left index to unlock the phone straight into video mode on the camera. Right, right, right. Because at the moment, you can swipe up,

chances are I was going to swipe up into photo mode, probably a selfie if that's what you're last doing. You have to flip it around, flip, switch the video. I feel like unlocking a phone straight into what you want is the next step from swiping it up from the last. Is there a reason that you can only program two different fingers with touch ID? Like, I feel like they should allow more.

What could you do up to five? Can you? I think it's 10. you do 10 different fingerprints now you told me that you just did five five scans of the same yeah I did multiple scans the same finger oh that's right that's why I can only do two I just can my I used to just scan my thumb over and over that's right okay that's right there's a my bank app has a thing where you could use your fingerprint to get into your account. Yeah, yeah, it lays up.

Yeah, let's do that. Wow, I can shut that down. I think he means from the unlock, like from the very get go, like when you're a lock screen, you use a finger to get jumps through your own app. Not for ID. No, I would like to use it at any point in time. Why not? If I put my left finger on the button and hold it there, then it would just open that thing, like a shortcut.

As someone who quickly likes to stop filming, it's still not very fast. This came up because I surprised Gavin in the jet way of a plane that we were boarding. I turned a corner and I was like, wow, that's a sharp corner. Someone could have been saying there. I thought, I think I'll stay at it. So I got my camera ready and I was waiting.

I literally got my camera ready just as Gavin who switched the camera on the corner. And we ready just as Gavin who switched camera on the corner. And we were both kind of helping to be on the corner. I wish you got delayed. Yeah, you know, you can force touch on the app. I know you still have to unlock it and get there. What is that?

Yeah, force touch. Yeah, force touch on to the app. You can set it to go selfie, video, slow-mo, or photo. Yeah, I mean, not from the lock. But not from the lock. You still have to unlock it there. I was sick of people telling me I can swipe up. Off to that tweet.

I know. This is quicker than that. OK, B. Dunkelman had a tweet this week. I'm going to use you a little bit. You're a little part of the segment to give a shout out to somebody else. You were wishing somebody a very happy birthday this week. I was.

Who are you wishing happy birthday to? Maryl? Maryl. She's gone though, isn't she? She is. Oh, it was her birthday. Oh, it was her birthday. She was. Oh are you wishing happy birthday to? Marry? Marry? She's gone though, isn't she? She is. Oh, it was her, it was her birthday. She was, oh, Mary, oh, Mary, oh, Mary, oh, had her birthday. So, and she wasn't here to celebrate. She wasn't even here to celebrate. Did you get a cake the way gusted? No, she wasn't even here. She wasn't in town. Where was she? There was a, there was a whole

thread about, I think she was in cost. I don't know. Read it about where she was vacationing. Why? Like, people were analyzing the photo because they thought one of their other favorite YouTubers had also vacation. Right, they were like, it's so and so stay there or honeymoon or film a video or something. And Gus, is there any tweet in particular from the last week that you would like to talk about? I don't know, I probably tweeted about that fat kid behind me or something. It doesn't mean it took to Vegas. It was good. It was what you were reading from there a bunch. Interesting. I was there for a show called DICE, which is a like a B2B video game show.

What was it, Stanfell? Design, innovate, communicate, entertain. And it's really interesting. That's terrible name. It's terrible. Yeah, terrible. But it's every like head of a video game studio or every decision maker in a video game studio is there. So So for example, one morning I got there a little early so I wanted to get some coffee and answer some emails. So I walked into the lounge, it's getting my coffee and I look up and it's like, oh cool, Hideo Kojima standing right next to me. You know, he just happens to be there.

Sit down at a round table discussion and it's like, oh cool, Randy Pitchford and Fergus, I can't pronounce his last name from Obsidian or Taemann or just like sitting there talking about building online communities and they're like Did you just chat to them? Yeah, I mean they're like oh you know Risty you must have had experience with this you know how do you get started you know what are the steps like That's class. This is fucking crazy that I'm sitting here talking to these guys. It's really cool man

Yeah, and it's like I also got to see Sid Meier. He did a 25th anniversary retrospective on the Civilization series. Really? There's been 25 years since that one won? Since Civil One. And they said that with Civil Five, during the panel, you can watch these panels online. During Civil Five, they could finally,

because a steam, they could finally track how much people play Civilization. They said the average play time on a game of Civilization, that for someone who owned Civilization, was 150 hours. Average playtime. Average. You know there's like the 10 news that are like 18 hours a day that are like really pushing that out of the way up.

And so it was just mind boggling to think back over the history of the series about all the time. And they said something related to what was interesting to me anyway. They said that very frequently when people walk up to them to talk to about civilization, the first things out of their mouth are, oh, that game's the reason I dropped out of college. It's like the number one thing people lead with when they go up to talk to them about that game.

I didn't feel about that. Yeah, I didn't want to say that. I was like, I'm not, I will not lead with that one. But yeah, it's really fascinating to listen to, you know, how much time to keep it into that game? The Civ2? Or what you can track on Civ5. Oh, I don't know, I don't have to look.

But it's really cool as someone who's a big fan of it or games to see these people and be able to talk to them as a peer. So it's very humbling. Going and dice, I think it was two years ago was my first time in Vegas with you and Alan. My first time learning how to play cards. Three years ago. I haven't three years ago now. Yeah, three years ago now.

Yeah, you guys taught me how to play Crap's, and it was awesome. Yeah, it was a good time. Did you play any while you were there? A little bit, I didn't have much time. But yeah, I'll play a little bit. Do you win? Yeah, I don't know.

Gus is good at the game. I'm all right. Good luck, Charm. Yeah, all right. Well, let's wrap up. Let's do the post show. All right, well, thanks for watching, everybody. Not live.

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