Rooster Teeth Podcast - Has Science Gone Too Far? - #408

Episode Date: December 27, 2016

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I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Bob, bro. I am Bernie Burns. And I'm Gus. It's Boxing Day. Today's Boxing Day. This is a pre-recorded podcast.

Yeah, I was asking the broadcast team, I was like, oh, are we doing a Christmas podcast? And they're like, well, yeah, it comes out the day after Christmas. And I was like, that's when everyone doesn't give a shit about Christmas anymore. That's a dad. They definitely don't. But it's when that's like, you know, that this one you like go

and you return all the shitty gifts you got and you get store credit and then you buy what you really want to talk about your gifts. You sort of sleep off. You relax out the food coma and all the booze. Does anybody want to see like trees anymore? Ignog. Do you like that? Don't Christmas. Do you like eggnog? I like eggnze. Does anybody want to see like trees anymore or eggnog? Do you take that down on Christmas? Do you like eggnog? I like eggnog.

So, so, but only when there's bourbon. Divided down the middle. So when do you have to take down Christmas lights? Is having Christmas lights up at New Year's still acceptable? Do people want that? I think January 1st,

they should be gone. What if first we could January get rid of them? But after New Year's. I like it whenever it's cold. Is a New Year Year's party is that a December event or is that a January Say December event. It is right because you have in the party on January and then they were saying happy New Year and they're like The second the second it's January they piece the fuck out of there. So it's a December event. Yeah, yeah January when you leave it begins you usually start a New Year's party at what eight or nine o'clock at night Oh, okay, got your eyes actually okay. Yeah, if I'm going to a concert Thursday day to clock

It's not a Friday event because it ended at one I'm a barber. Yeah, thank you for the clarification. You're welcome. Why are we like for E30 is oh just figuring that out I Think we probably already knew it. We just had to like walk ourselves through the process Yeah, and sometimes we'll discuss ideas in the podcast and we'll just verbalize Actually, you know the tradition of parties dates back to the year This is like it became such a simplified conversation. I mean I'm gonna better before the record recording this like

12 hours after the last podcast I'm like a hamster, so like everything just turns out really fast. I'm ready. Bernie, yeah, Barbara is refreshed. And here you're the new blood you carry. Is that a nickel, that's a sweeter? It sure is. Oh, really? That's fucking awesome.

It's awesome, isn't it? Other buttholes on it? Yeah, I see a butthole right now. Yeah. The little dots and not exes. There's fucking tubs. Tubs? No, that one's an ex.

That's really cool. Did you get a particular tanner or something? No, I got this on Amazon. Not Mom. Did Aaron buy it for you? No, it's sponsored. You know Andrew Watts, the guy who helped with our social media and our memes, he actually found this online and sent me a link because he knows how much I loved the neck.

I thought you were gonna say he bought it for you. You know they're making a Neco-Azure movie? Get the fuck out of here. A live action. Explain to people who haven't played Neco-Azami, what the hell, Neco-Azami? It's nothing. It's an app where there are cats in a yard

and you put food out and then you leave and you take them back. And the important part is you take pictures of them which bias if there's buttholes. Because when the cats face away from you, they show us their little butt. They're a little cute. I believe, I'm talking off the top of my head here.

But I believe the Neco-Azami movie is about a writer who is depressed and who lives alone and a cat comes and visits him in his yard. And he only has one view of his yard forever and ever. And he can expand it one time. Yeah. Only if he gets enough fish. Yeah, I cannot, we've gone too far. Has science gone too far?

Yes, we do not need a Neco-Azami movie. I was obsessed with that game to the point where anytime I was on my phone, Aaron knew I was playing Neco-Azami. So I would be on my phone, he's like, how many cats you got? Like, shut up. So I can't bring myself to delete it from my phone. I can't remember the, I probably haven't launched it in a year. Let me see if my cats are all still there.

I'm gonna see if I have Neco. What if they were just a bunch of skeletons? Now they would just be an empty yard. Uh, you can now buy wallpapers. Okay, I, yeah, it's an empty yard. You have surprise though. I don't know what to make. I have surprise there's not more time I got G-Esk.

Apps like that. This I guess is close. It is pretty close. Although you don't really have to do anything besides... Well this can be caught by content ID. Uh-oh. Only 10 seconds or more. I know that music well.

That's echo, that's me. What's it today? So this comes out in the 26th boxing day. It's boxing day. So you were talking about an interesting idea right before we started the podcast. I was. Yeah, I was telling you to hurry up so we could stop. No, no, no, the interesting idea. Okay, okay, which was late today

It was 10 minutes late and then yelled everyone like and then we still had to wait another five minutes So fuck you guys you are a fuss bucket for the guy who's late You had a bad Christmas you were late to our filming earlier you must add a bad You were 15 minutes late to our earlier. Oh, really? No, you kind of crumbling my point If you were the thing we did the thing we filmed over there earlier Oh, okay are you really? No, what? You kind of crumbling my point. What was the thing we did over there? The thing we filmed over there earlier. Oh, well, okay. You'd tell me something over there without me? Yeah.

I was in a meeting that went long because we were reviewing the final scripts for, I don't know if the show's been announced. Okay, so you're making this thing idea. I gotta watch my mouth. It would be cool to see if Amazon told you how many square feet of cardboard you used in one year. They would be insane.

It's one of the stats that I would hate to know. It's like so much. You couldn't publish it though. What? You couldn't publish it. How much cardboard you use? Yeah, because that would indicate you've bought a lot of packages.

Well, you bought big stuff. True. Either way, I mean, I'm saying this now indicates he's bought a lot of packages. It does, it does. You're walking a fine line here, buster. But are we talking like a thousand square feet or are we talking like 10,000 square feet? I mean, a lot of the stuff whenever I know Dan's coming to town, I'll just

bat short or let his stuff on Amazon. I've got cardboard that last weeks because I fit so much in the recycling bin and then every two weeks they take someone that I put more in. And it's like a two-month process to get rid of all the cardboard. If you had a vehicle, then you could just do what I do, which is stack it in the back of the vehicle, and take it to work and put it in the... I feel like that's shitty.

Because if everyone did that, odd dumps still would be... If you break it down, it's fine. If you break it down, it's fine. If everyone who worked it did that, it would be in sunny. Well, I would, for a while, not anymore. I don't think everyone is like you and me where you get a hundred percent of everything you buy,

you get from Amazon. Yeah. I definitely do that. I get a decent amount of packages, but I also have one of my big bags. It's really great. My apartment has like those giant, they were cycling.

Right. What are they called? Dumpsters? Dumpsters? Yeah, what are they called on Canada? Trashelose. Trashelose. That's correct.

It's a trashatoon. They call them beaver buckets. Yeah, like it's really bad. It's to the point where I'll make multiple Amazon orders in one day. I was like, oh, I need to think order it. Like 30 minutes later. Like, oh, I need that order. Yeah, 30 minutes later. Oh, I need that order. So much waste of cobble. I would hope that sometimes they figure it out and they group them together. I'm so much waste of cobbler. I would hope that sometimes they figure it out and they group them together. That happened to me recently.

I've never had that happen to me before with Amazon. And maybe it's because I've never ordered anything on the same day, but I ordered an eyeliner, which comes like, you know, in a package this big. Yeah. And then I ordered some C batteries, because I didn't know I needed those for anything. I ordered them maybe like eight or nine hours apart.

They both came in the same box the next day. They patch them up. I've never seen that before. Yeah, I've looked at that. Yeah, I think if it's all from like the same seller, like as long as it's not like someone else fulfilling it, I think they'll typically do that. Yeah.

Or as long as you also catch them in time. That's true. We love that. I don't know if we ever talked about this. I had the dumbest experience in India when I was with Gavin. And when you said they all come from the same seller, it reminded me of it. Yeah, we talked about that.

Do we talk about the ice cream seller? Anyway, they are guide through India. He was talking about, he used to this street vendor where we ate this horrible, like, what was it called? Non? Not non. It wasn't non. It was like the content of an ash tray. He took us to this street vendor where we ate this horrible, like, what was it called, non? Not non. It wasn't I. It was like the content of an ash tray and incense.

It's called PAN. It's like folded everything. I know, because we haven't gotten a response it. So we ate that. But then he said, oh, around the corner, there's this great ice cream seller that we can go to. And when he said ice cream seller, I heard seller, like with a sea.

So I thought it was an underground ice cream place. I got super excited to get this like, what are you doing? It was like, oh my god, I wanna go there. I was like, you wanna go to an ice cream place? Like you're being facetious and mocking him. Right. I imagine that would be the coldest place in any. It just sounded awesome.

I was actually like one of those places for people who love wine. The equivalent of that for me is ice cream. And it was one of those things where at first, I thought you were kidding. Cause it was like, oh, ha, haha, like it was a pun. And then you're like, oh, right. And then you're like kind of bummed out that it wasn't real.

Yeah, it was a mixture of embarrassment but then I was disappointed that this thing that I had misunderstood in my head didn't exist. I mean, you still gotta go to the ice cream seller. No, we never got ice cream fuckers. Well, now you never know if it was really a seller or not. No, he was, he was, Sirab was, Sirab was like, you're like, is that

egg nog up there still from the low? No, that's from today. Oh, because you're gonna get eggnog. Me. She made herself an egg nog. Is there a point in bourbon in there? This is half bourbon. Okay.

We were, we were on the last podcast, we were trying to figure out what the correct amount of bourbon to put in eggnog is. I would say a third. Third bourbon? Who gets you? Yeah. Good call. Good call. Third bourbon? It's you. Yeah. Good call. Good call. Third bourbon.

You're loading it up. Noggy noggy. How much carbon do you think you've used in Sqiffi? I'm terrible at that. I don't know this much. I think I could cover the circle bit of the Death Star. I'm gonna show how big the Death Star is. How big is that?

The Death Star's massive. I actually just deleted a link I had they compared the death star to like other real-world objects I'll give you a sense of scale miss no stock was the what was the top thing it was compared to yeah How big is it? It was itself it was huge Self I'm really big compared was it compared to myself guys the Tifa is in crap can fly through the the trenches and crevice in it also not real world items But go ahead right but you see the guy sat in it so you know it's a human Comparing like a planet compare the size of a made-up thing to another made-up thing you can if there's a person It's like 20 million rankers. That's how big it is. Is it it's bigger than the moon?

I know no no, no, I would say it's No, no, no, I would say it's I would say it's significantly smaller than the moon I'm gonna say depending on how you're gonna measure this by volume or whatever. I'm gonna see it's about an I thought it was bigger My the moon is the size of Australia if the moon was sat on the earth, right? Is that true? If you put the moon on the earth I think it has like a similar- This is a conference print. Yeah.

As Australia. The Death Star diameter, original Death Star, 75 miles. That's time. That's nothing. That's pretty small. I could walk it. You good? Good, you could walk that.

They can have a race. The Death Star 2's diameter was 99 miles. What's the Death Star 2? Bigger. The winner in your turn of the Jedi. Let's try to work diameter was 99 miles. What's the Death Star 2? Bigger. The winner is the Jedi. Let's try to work it out in your head. What was the Death Star 2? I thought you tried.

I thought you tried to work through the logic. It was the Death Star also. So wait, how many movies are about a big most of them have a Death Star? Oh, most of them have a Death Star. The only one that does is the best of all. They plot one in full. Yes.

The original one. And then there's another one that's just slightly bigger. Yes. And then there's Star Killer base, which is a planet. Yeah. Everything after basically the prequels, which Rogue One is all about as people know, the plot of it is getting the plans of the Death Star, which is how a new hope begins. They put them in R2D2 and the whole premise of Star Wars begins with trying to get these plans for the Death Star in the hand of the Rebel Alliance. I'm confused because I thought what I didn't pay attention to the prequels.

I really watched Phantom Menace. I can't tell you what happened in episode two and episode three to me to just like one giant movie with stuff that's interchangeable. That's green screen. Right, there you go. Green Street stuff. Star Killer face. Somebody has the plans though, in episode three,

they have the plans for the Death Star. Or am I thinking about an episode two, somebody pulls out a disc and shows, whoop, the little Death Star pop. I think that's in episode three. Yeah. It was Jack Derpings. What was, is that when it was just an idea?

What was that? Was that prototype? Or is it like, if that's somebody's PowerPoint presentation? Yeah, check it out. Here's what we're gonna do. Just blow that up times 100 and then we go. That was the concept art. A concept art.

Like, if we were to look like this, but much bigger. The Death Star, I love that it would go away from a hologram in somebody's hand to a tape. Like a big, they got this massive old hard drive tape thing. Yeah. So, 75 mile diameter. Oh, here it is. You could pop that on earth. Yeah, so 75 Montaimata, you could pop that on earth.

Yeah, that. I thought that was them setting up the Death Star plants. Like that was gonna be the item that then was in Rogue One. Why do they need that? Spoiler alert, it's like, who has that there? That looks like that's the center. That's the center. Yeah, but it's episode two then.

Yeah, so he has an episode two. Do they realize they only need the trumpet pot? They don't need all the sphere around it. Well, that's where they put all the ships in there for like defense It's not it's all it's terror. It's all like a thing like it's got to be the presentation of it I mean they could just build a big gun in space and then they float around on that but no There's a reason I thought it was so much bigger in my mind It was like the size of a planet. I thought stock kilovace was huge I thought that was like a terrible planet or something. Yeah, yeah, 390 miles, that's what I saw.

Diameter for Starkiller base. 390 miles. Yeah. What was that? Was that a moon of something? Starkiller base. 390 miles diameter. Yes.

What's the diameter of the earth? Sir Conference is almost 25,000 miles. 25,000 miles per rally right now. The diameter of the earth is almost 25,000 25,000 is going to be valid right now. Go ahead. It's almost 8,000 miles. Yeah, so that's huge. You could walk that. Conventionally.

Yeah, you could. Eventually. Oh, wow. Stock pillow base. And that's, uh, that was cool. Over there. That's awesome. That's awesome.

Can we get it up again? Can we get it up again? I want it something in. So the only thing that starts the little sm over there. That's awesome. That's awesome. Can we get it up again? Can we get it up again? I want it to something in it. So the look at the Death Star is a little smidge there. What's Earth compared to the... Then the Death Star seems like it would be way tiny. How could the Death Star, if it's that small, blow up a planet? That's a really good question.

Well, I mean, this is light, isn't it? It's just like a green beam. If you can make the green beam, it doesn't matter how big the gun was to fight it. It's green. I like cheese on my green beam. If you can make the green beam, it doesn't matter how big the gun was to fight it. It's green. I like cheese on my green beams. It is true. The size of the beam was going to be like this massive. The dish doesn't even, the size of the dish doesn't seem to make the beam bigger. It just has more beams coming into it. It's coming into it. It's coming into one bigger beam. It's still just one beam. Put them all together to get green beam castor. Get out. Get out. Carburet Canadian Boston Op-It. Oh, it's,

we were talking about this at lunch today. The other thing that's weird about the first movie is the timeframe of the movie. Like the relationship between Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi is this mentor apprentice relationship and this like deep relationship and when spoiler alert, Ben Kenobi dies in a new horror movie.

A four year old movie. When that happens, it's a huge event and like Luke, it affects the rest of Luke's life. They knew each other about 12 hours. Like they met on Tatooine, Luke Skywalker woke up in Ben Kenobi's ways. He had heard of them before, called him a crazy old hermit. Then they traveled together and go to most Isley.

They get on a ship they leave. That's most of their time together is traveling on the ship, which we don't see. Well, that could have been a month. I don't know how long that is, but I get the feeling it's very quick. It's quick. Yeah. It's maybe a few hours, right? I was around. I was around. Yeah. They they come in and Alderan, they get captured by the Death Star and then they split up. So Luke and Ben probably had about four or five conversations together Total you put the the Black Shield down though. That was the big moment that they had

It's like but it's like one of these iconic relationships in cinema that a real life is just like a couple dudes who just met one day They bumped into each other. I probably sat longer next to someone on a plane You probably have the Luke spent with the Definitely have you even put the Black Shield down I was like, the Black Shield is my headphones. That's actually what I like about some, like the fifth element. Gary Olman's the bad guy, Bruce Willis is the protagonist. They never meet.

They don't have a single scene together. Really? Yeah, there's one bit where Bruce Willis leaves and Gary Olman walks out and does something else. They just cross past barely. and that's the only time, that's the only time they interact. I also like the concept of the one he's fighting the drone in a new hope, and they say here,

and he'd lower that thing and he goes, well, I can't say anything with the blast shield down. Nobody ever uses the blast shield ever again. Like, they never, when they're firing weapons or when the death chart goes off, nobody goes, up, let's lower our blast shields. You never see that function of a helmet ever again. It's just like a welding mask, like it makes bright stuff seeable.

Maybe it's like an emergency thing, like if there's a sensor on the helmet, but it texts, there's a blast, like it shoots down like an airbag. God, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, I'm just blown from inside the cockpit and nobody's blast shield comes down. They're all defective, they had a recall from the, from the plant. Of course, because your ship's blowing up, you're like, I gotta push boom boom oh see it see anything is there are movies that you guys watch like every single

Christmas die hard probably Christmas like National Anthem Christmas vacation we watched die hard the other day and Bethany was with us and she had never seen the movie before I'm shocked and I don't mind when people do this for movies I've seen like many many times I don't make an egg done. But she was asking questions throughout the entire. Why? I mean, the question is yes for diehark. The plot is terror. Who is that?

The building. Yeah, she's like, she's like, why are they doing that? Why do they want to go in the building? When people ask questions, watch the fucking movie. It's explaining it. Aaron was getting so annoyed. He's just like, you'll find out. You'll find out. You'll find out.

God, how annoying. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. I didn't mind it as much. What about the bit where Alan Rickman was pretending to be one of the victims of the terrorist attack? Oh, that was great. Was was she really confused? No, she was just like, that's so smart. I would do that if I were him. And I was like, I guarantee you there's never going to be a time in your life where you have to do this. You're not, you don't get discovered when you're riding. Where you're a terrorist. You're robbing a vault of some building at the Nakatomi Plaza.

Or if she was pretending to be an attendee of ATX, that would be similar. Oh, I don't think she'd get away with it. What? People recognize her now. She famous. Yeah, can't get away with it. Do you get just eggnog? No, let's cut mush. It's got a

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of the fun things about lootcrate is you get little thing, you get to open, you don't know what's in it, you get this little gift every month, kind of like a gift that you give to yourself. You mean a gift? A gift that you give to yourself. Yesterday, as of the recording of this podcast, pushing ourselves forward in time,

yesterday people opened gifts for Christmas. That's a tradition that we do in Christian households. Unless you're in Australia. What do you know? Why? Well, I'd have been the day before, wouldn't it? Oh, okay. I think I've been the open to presents on the day. Big, wise.

Oh. So, so, what do you think is an appropriate amount of gifts to get, like for different ages? To get? Yeah, like your adult gots theoretically. What, how many gifts should you get from your spouse? I should probably get about 30. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The, how many gifts should you get from your spouse? I should probably get about 30. Ha ha ha ha.

Messing it goes down when you get older. Yeah, yeah, I got this. It's zero. I'm not, I shouldn't get any gift. You should get a gift. You should be able to open it. You're not gonna open anything on Christmas? No, no gifts.

Well, this is gonna be coming out. Are you getting extra gifts? No. Goss, come on now. What's happening? I can't wait to get lectured about my own marriage by people who don't know anything about it. Come on though, it's just being a festive social person.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. If they've agreed, no gifts, then no gifts. Ha ha ha. This is coming out after Christmas, so could you guys tell the audience what you guys got? You're significant, other side? Are you just too worried about them hearing? No, I'll tell.

I'll tell. Would you get Ashley? Is Ashley here? Yeah. So I did two things. One is still. Would you get Ashley? Is Ashley here? Yeah. So I did two things. One is still in progress. So if I didn't do it, we got to cut this. I got her, as you know, from many podcasts,

we talked how much she reads. She just has a super old Kindle. So I got her like a new Kindle that has the 3G on it and everything else. So she got her new Kindle. I got her something else slipping in my mind now. And then she got her new Kindle. I got her something else slipping my mind now. And then I got her, this is really specific. There's been many times where we've been at home

and someone calls us and goes, hey, do you guys want to go to dinner? I'm like, sure, we've got dinner. And Ashley want to go to dinner. She's like, yes. And then I hang up and I'm like, why'd you say yes? He's not like you're depressed.

She goes, no, I'm saying yes, because I have to run to the office to grab my makeup. And then same thing, when we're at the office and someone asked to do something There'll be times where she says I got to go home to get my makeup at home so we can leave from the office So what I'm doing is I'm duplicating I took all of her makeup and I'm duplicating it So she has a set in both places turns out makeup is fucking expensive Yeah, I didn't know what I was getting into when I started this process. Yeah, like a good foundation,

you could cost you like 60 bucks. Good God. This is an expensive, I don't have. That's why I shop at the drug store for my makeup. Mm-hmm. Good old cover girl, L'Oreal. So I have to give a shout out to Anna, who works with us.

Anna, who gets down, she works, does the makeup for us at the like, Leaven Little Roosters and on the podcast, she's helping me figure out where the shit came from. I mean, these nice gifts. These nice gifts. Are you also giving her a coupon book for free backrobes? No, you're gonna do it.

No, we're gonna guess her. For sexy time, one hour of sexy time. Access to my penis. So do you give a gift throughout the year? No. Not even like flowers. So no, Evie, do you see something? She hates flowers.

What if you saw something and you were like, she would love that. I'll send her a link to it if she wants to get it. Wow. Here, buy this for yourself. Interesting. Yeah, where she wants. She's an adult.

You guys have a shared bank account? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it feels like it would be good. Because they're married. People who are married and don't have a shared bank account. I don't know, but everyone want to have a shared bank account. That's't know, but everyone have a shared bank account.

That's strange to me. Is that Jewish? Well, unless I dated or I married like a really rich guy, then yeah, sure, hook me up. So you're worried about dude spending you a lot of money? Well, it's just like it's my money that I made. But you're married. With my own two half of it is theirs and half of theirs is yours. It's an illusion if you don't, yeah.

It's it's all in one thought. You're only fooling yourself. You're gonna court and you'll be like, well, we had separate accounts to like, you know, okay, great. Split it. I bet you had separate clothes too. Yeah, it's good for you.

Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't matter for anything. I think you just don't wanna share a lot of your life. You want to be your... I'm good for sharing. Look who's talking. Is Gab lecturing somebody about this?

Well, I'm not married. I mean, I'm sorry. Would you put on a record right now that you were gonna combine your accounts when you're married? Oh, it's a marriage. It's a marriage, that's it, right? That's it. It's not necessarily that.

Okay, I'm over. I think I just... I'm just too cynical for it, I guess. I'm like, I understand the fact that marriage is most of the time, some of the time, whenever don't work. And I feel like having a joint link account could be a bit of a nightmare.

I can tell you though, I can tell you, all relationships, all marriages, they go through problems. You might be surprised that like, if you keep everything separate, when those moments come, you're like, well, we could just kind of like, we gotta exit strategy here. I know people that have done that,

they're way more likely I feel like to get divorced. When they come through. Because it's always like the mental prep. What's like, yeah, we're not really tied together. So it's, we have separate accounts. But it's not a good thing. What's that? It's not a good thing.

I, yeah, I think so. If they don't want to be together, they shouldn't be together. But at the same time, then it's like, maybe you don't want to get married. Maybe that's your thing. Maybe I don't. Yeah.

I was, I was saying that like you want to keep your life yours, because you also, you like living alone too. I thought you were going to say something about me being a Jewelist. Obviously, kids are the big change in that. Yeah. I mean, it's always. Yeah, I value my alone time and my alone.

Independence. Independence. So I don't want to let Gavin off the hook here. He hasn't talked about what he's getting for Christmas. Oh yeah. What are you getting? Are you revealing? I'm going to reveal it.

This will be out afterwards. This is perfume, bits of Bob's here and that. Little bits and. I love bits and Bob's stuff. Oh, yeah. What are you getting? Are you reveal it? Meggers. This will be out afterwards. There's some perfume bits of Bob's here and there. A little bits and I love bits and Bob's stuff. Just bits and Bob's key stuff. I, I'm still shopping for a few things, but one of the things I got for Aaron is a he he does this thing where he calls himself Dr. Reverend Markey. Yes. And I know he's ordained, right? He claims he's ordained and he calls himself doctor for like some dumb reason.

I don't get it. I think it's a joke. So I actually bought him a piece of land on Scotland. So he's a Lord now. So he's officially a Lord. Lord Dr. Reverend. So he's going to be Lord Dr.

Reverend Markey. How big is this piece of Scotland? It's like a square foot. It's a square foot. A fully expected barber to say something like, I got him a pair of underwear that has an elephant face print on the front and it's got the trunk where he can put his dick in it.

I don't know why. I did something like a very barber gift. Oh, I just got him, crotchless underwear. Crotchless? Yeah. That's me with the scissors with the red underwear. I saw this morning on a website I saw this was for sale. It was leggings for women, but the leggings look like Michelangelo's David from the waist down

With a little penis. So this is like a penis like right in the front So I would never wear those I'm sorry find it again So do you find a penis poking through underwear to be attractive only for Tard I feel like whenever Jenna's are underwear gross But whenever Jen's was a peeking through underwear. That's kind of messy. That's funny Please Yeah, I'm good. I have a conflicted reaction that photo

You're a thing. Oh, I think what was I saying? No, but penis is poking out of underwear. Oh yeah, like if Jenna owes a poking through clothes, it's kind of weird looking. Well, guys, what would it look like if there was just like a clip poking through? Like not the vagina, but just the clip. It's like a theater show,

they're like peeking through the curtains. Yeah. Cause I feel like the fabric, if it was was tight would kind of tug the skin in and then the look like you were eating jelly beans just drop one Exactly what that would look like or just the flaps or something just hang it like a Label spill I have to I have to admit You have significant others that walk around the house all the time. If I like Ashley does something and actually like shows a bit of boob or something,

well we're just like lifting up the Christmas tree or whatever, I'm like, yeah. I can see your naked anytime I want to, but if I catch like, if I catch like a peak, it's still I like that. I don't know what it is. It's like when you have a song in your iPhone, but you hear it on the radio, you're like,

oh yeah, that's an awesome. It's, I don't know what it is with that. Am I the only one who could say that? Or it's like, if I'm on Netflix and then you see it the radio? You're like, oh, yeah, it's awesome. It's just, I don't know what it is with that. It might be the only one. It's like, if I'm on Netflix and then you see it on cable and you're like, oh, watch this movie. It's like unexpected or out of context. No, I can see that. Yeah.

Well, do you not think watching someone get undressed is sexy than having them just be naked already? Watching someone get undressed. Like, if it's like sexy, it's about that. But build up. Well, I can say this. Before this, we were talking about, she, Barbara said, what should I get for Aaron

if I get additional guests? We had this conversation earlier. And I just said, just get lingerie. Really? Honestly, she's like, well, that's something for myself. I'm like, yeah, but still, I mean, honestly. I think for myself, I also have so much of it already that it's like, that's the excuse to believe me,

get more. I mean, that's the real, but honestly, I said that to you, I actually, I don't, I prefer nudity to lingerie. Like, I would just prefer Ashley's naked. I'll get that for air. It might be a very specific conversation. I'll get it naked, actually. That's a good way to do it.

That's for myself though. Yeah. Like lingerie to me is just like, it's extra business. It's just like, depends how it's done. No, you use for a couple a minute or two? I don't need all that. Sometimes there are strategic holes, places in certain lingerie where it's like like you're pretty much naked. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. So stuff you get on Amazon pretty cheap. Cups in a bulk of David pumpkins suit. Just the boop you're missing.

Very breezy. It's like the worst briber. So much support. Yeah, it's it just seemed like a like a waste. It's like a fleeting a fleeting thing. I just feel like that's, it just seemed like a race. It's like a fleeting, a fleeting thing. I just feel like that's like a cop out for a gift. He will not dislike it. No, that I won't dislike it, but it's like if you're spending money on someone and then they're buying you a gift in return, but the gifts is just them essentially buying themselves something.

I wouldn't say buy that exclusively. Well, no, maybe you wanted wanted to add on Gip, it was just what we were talking about because you already got them the elephant underwear. Does he need any snakeskin boots? He's got those. We actually went to a L. He's terrible at showing.

I'm looking, I can't find anything nearly as terrible as he would want, because I just refuse to buy it. But boots are expensive. Yeah, boots are expensive. And I also, those are so specific, like there's so many different designs and styles that I feel like you have to pick those out yourself. Because it's so specific to your personality and your style that like you could really fuck that up. I mean spend like 800 bucks. Would you have a rap yourself up naked

in a box and let him unwrap you? No, because then he's just gonna unwrap like a really annoyed sweaty girl What if he just unwrapped you make a good call? You know I used to I used to wear boots all the time when I was a little kid Cowboy boots. Yeah, I don't think I'm did you wear red cowboy boots? No, yeah, little spuzz. I never had spurs on them. But it's weird to me. I don't think I probably wore cowboy boots in 25 30 years now at this point. Well, there's four What is this buzz on a boot? So to like Take a horse. Yeah, you could make the horse scared and mad. Yeah Spending time around horses. Yeah, no, no, you dumb

It's been a while since you've gotten mad about a horse. Yeah. Actually, we saw a funny horse video where it was... The horse with... It was a woman with a horse mask on. Oh, it was up to the horse. The horse is super curious. Then she takes off the mask and the horse freaks out

and goes running away, like kicking in everything like that. Like, can't handle it. Well, the horse to store a horse gets to capte. Yeah, basically. Skinned. The human was wearing the horse's skin as a mask. Anytime you talk about horses, I think about your story about the horse

is sucking on the cars. So stupid. They're inflated. That's insane. Yeah. We were just talking about that because we saw a horse doing something similar. It was one where a goat,

we got in a horse video watching thing. Where a little baby goat was standing on 10 legs and trying to head butt the horse. And it's like you're watching the goat because the goat's doing this really cute little thing like it backs way up gets all over time leg then step step step and goes punk like that trying to bonk the horse but the whole time that the the goat's doing this if you watch the horse instead the horse is just eating a rope that's all that's what it's doing it's just sitting there eating a rope to chew on stuff big fucking dumb horse horse. Yeah, they're just dumb. They're just

really, but I think if you ranked the dumbest animals, a horse wouldn't be anyway at the top. I think koala's the top. Koala's pretty dumb animal. Yeah, well, they're high on the top. They're just high all the time, right? They're just just donors basically. What's the life? It's a lot of themes dumb, but they're there's a podcast for 20. You see this video earlier. What's this? Oh My god, what is that? Is that a monkey? It's a dog Is it a pug? What is it wait? I actually can't tell what kind of animal that it's a dog so little poodle Why is it what I don't know the description just says like I was in the hospital to visit my mother and then I saw this dog walking down the hall

It's very I'm Erving what they done to that dog. It's more believable in some of the characters in Rogue One though. Do you think that dog thinks it's a person? Probably probably yeah. Just walking away. What you do rounds. It's like checking people's charts. It's awfully not cute. No, that was weird. It's super disturbing. There's that one famous dog on mine that has no front legs and it can walk on a time legs. I actually love that dog.

Oh, well, that's, that's making you do with what it's got. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing that things, things can adjust like that. It makes me think of one of my favorite videos of all time. Odie the Wonder Dog, or horny Odie the Wonder Dog. You all ever seen that video? Something, Humping.

Yeah, let's like a dog humping another dog, and then like the dog doing the humping gets detached and it figures out to use its front paws to finish itself. Get out. Yeah, you said me that. Oh yeah. I've probably seen that and just over there.

You probably played it on the mic. I'm sure I played in the podcast probably like eight years ago. I'm obsessed with looking at cute animal videos. I can't stop sometimes. I'll get into like a rhythm of doing it, especially on Instagram now that they track your, I guess viewing pattern.

And when you go to the explore page, they just show you all these like photos and videos of things that they think you'll like. You go on the explore page. All the time. All the time. That's weird. On Instagram, you discover a lot of new stuff that way.

Like the cats of Instagram account. Just's just cute kitten videos all the time. I'm I missed the bullet on Instagram. Did you? Yeah. I don't know. It's like you use it now. Don't you? Oh, yeah. I did a real picture. Yeah. How many pictures do you have now? Two, three. Three. Look at you. Two knees and me. I think it has to mean something. It's just like when I take a picture something that I think like it's a cool picture of an item or whatever, or something I did that day and I don't want to tweet about it. I said I don't want to put it on Twitter, it's my problem. I guess like I have too much in one platform. Yeah, I guess it's because like Instagram that's all you do is post pictures. So you could post a picture of anything and it's more accepted

there. I just know that. I just know on Twitter, whenever someone posts an Instagram picture, I never click it. Yes, an extra click. I'm gonna solely do Instagram pictures now on Twitter for you. Well, I mean, I wanna click it so quickly. Exactly. I don't think so. A social media service should have the ability

to share links on it, unless they're gonna fully commit to it. Like Instagram, on Twitter, when people post Instagram stuff, it's always cut off, and I'm just like, I can't be bothered. And then when someone posts a YouTube video, I click it, and it takes me to YouTube inside of Twitter.

Yeah, it is really app. I have a YouTube app. I have a YouTube red account. And also none of the features of YouTube work. Is that, like the new end cards? Right on what? You just end up with a look at blank space at the end of the video. And I don't know why it just doesn't open the app automatically. Yeah, I don't want you to leave it.

No, that's it. That's exactly what you're going to need. But nothing ever closes on a mobile phone, right? I mean, it's just like, yeah. Yeah, we don't have to switch back to it. Like when you're done, you close that window. I get they lose people. Once you go to YouTube, it's like, you're there. You look up and it's like 12 hours later.

And you're watching a video of a guy building a mud hut. Did you see that a member months ago, I talked about how excited I was for that bus in China that would go over traffic. I saw you post about this. I'm sorry for your loss. They just ditched it. They just ditched it.

Sorry for your loss. Yeah, it's been in a warehouse for like four months. And also now that. It's not just like being held for more testing. If you try to even search for it on search engines in China, the results are filtered. Like you can't look it up. Yeah, and apparently, they did a bunch of shady stuff

when they're making it, like they illegally crowdfunded it and did the test without telling anyone. And then the owners, you can't get hold of them. They just, they've just left it. Did it get shut down by like the government? I think whoever was running it, just took the money in. But they're still employing people to God it

There's just no one there just like this people going every day to God it from people and they don't know who they're working for right Are they getting paid like this? Yeah, there it is. It's just like that's a good point in a warehouse. It might be I like it It makes me laugh because That's a bus and you can actually see all the way through it. You makes me laugh because that's a bus. And you can actually see all the way through it. You can see through it under it. That's a bus that goes over the road in like this U-shape. But then they built a bigger version of the bus

to cover the bus. It's like, it's the same thing, kind of. That just doesn't move. What do you just doesn't move? It's the same concept of like the bus going underneath this structure. And it's like the same exact shape. They should've just like made like a fake boss on top of that.

What the hell is, it's hard at work. They should turn that bus into like a small house or something. A portable house, like a RV. Yeah. Here's the question. You could just park in the middle of traffic. And it's OK because everyone's still going to need you.

And the hot tub could be a glass bum and you could look down at cars beneath it. And they could look up at your- And they could see your ass. The China's. China. China's recently stolen from us. What did you read that whole thing?

Yeah, yeah. Whatever the fuck that was. There was an underwater drone that was being used for research. The Chinese government found it. The Navy. Maybe I've been found it. Yeah, they, using their established protocols, they took it to find out what it was,

find out what it was, and they're returning it back in the normal channels. That's the Chinese approach to that process. Our government, the head of our government, it's on Twitter, and going, China stole our drone. They stole our drone, China's the worst, they're terrible. But they're like, we're returning the drone, and he goes, God, keep it.

That's the response. He's keep it. What is the response? He's keep it. So now I think they owe us one. You know? Yes. They got a free drone. You and I should go get the bus. Would you drive that commute to work?

You're not picking it up? You're not picking anybody up. Okay, no, it's fine. I would do it. You're least driving over. Yeah, that's fine. Everybody. Do you think Texans will let you drive over them?

It's not gonna happen. You drive over some dude, he's gonna kick off. There are way too many trucks here, for the former. Yeah, like a big lift of trucks. Yeah, you drive over a dude and a big lift of trucks. He's like, it's okay, it's from China. Oh, so what if they wanna turn right or something? You're just waiting for me to go over them.

Yeah, he's got the bigger truck. You hate the fucking drivers here. I hate them all. You know what, Ashley and I do? We try when we get in the car to say, how long before we see somebody make a critical driving mistake? It happens every time I'm in the car.

I saw someone get really mad the other day. I was like, I was turning into a grocery store. And as I was turning in the car in front of me, there was a car in front of me. I was following him into the grocery store. Someone in front of him, like, ran a stop sign. So this guy in front of me had to like, slam on his brakes and stop.

Then he just stopped there in the middle of the section just like staring at the other drivers. Like, you are creating a more dangerous situation now. Because now traffic is lining up out into the street. As you sit here and you stare someone down like, get over it, that person obviously fucked up. Move on. Yeah, do not make this work.

I was driving through an intersection the other day where I had a green light and I was driving straight and there was people waiting to turn left on a green light. And I was driving along and I saw this truck start to turn and I'm like, I hope they see me and they stop. And they kept going. So I had to like slam on my horn and the guy like stopped and then started honking at me.

And then he flipped me off. Yeah. And I'm like, you almost just hit me as I'm driving straight on a green light. I just, oh I had the same thing. But I fucked me, yeah. I was in a red light and then I'm the second car the guy in front of me, light turns green. Three, two, one, honk.

He looks up and he flips me off. It's like, you know you weren't paying attention You know that you you look like something else you looked up the light was green and he flips me off Could you imagine if people did that outside? I just had to look in the mirror and flip me off like this. It's still not going But I imagine if someone in front of you was waiting to cross the road and they were just on their phone and then It the walk sign came on and you like hey, hey, and they went, I know. And walked, it was so, it was so upset. I watched a video this morning.

It was like a salon, he was like that, that, that, yeah. It's like, hey, wake up. What did you see? I watched a video of this POV from a guy on a bike, car comes out in front of him, while it was on the roof. So his wallet falls into the street. The guy on the bike stops and drives up alongside the car

And he's going like me me let try to show the wallet the guy just thinks he's a dude on a bike But if so flip some off and then he's like hold on at the wallet and then let eventually stops Oh, thanks and then as he gives the wallet back He realizes that the guy's phone is also on the top of his car So he just takes the phone and goes and try some That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, fuck you. But everyone's first response is, fuck you.

Anger. What? I'll fight now. There's also the amount of people. I'm one of those people, if I see someone driving at night with their lights off, I will make it my mission to have them put their lights on. Like, I'll drive up behind them and flash my lights.

And one time there was this guy, it was really dark. And I think it was raining. And he had no lights on his car And so I went behind him and I was like flashing my my Brites and he wasn't paying attention so I just did a little like Honk to like make him aware that I was flashing my lights at him and he like kept breaking so that I would have to break Break as if like yeah, he was breaking checking me and then he would start to change lanes because I think maybe he thought I wanted to pass him. And he would start to change lanes

and then you're back in front of me. And I was like, are you just turn your lights on? Yeah, just turn your fucking one off. He was probably drunk. That's what I assume I assume a half the driver that night here or drunk. He thought I was just being an asshole driver trying to pass him or something

where I was just like no turn your lights on. It's so weird you bring this up though because I had like the kind of like an altercation. Now we're telling travel or traffic stories We went to go buy an ornament me and the kids and we went to one of these strip malls We're going to the craft store to buy some ornaments and it was the week before Christmas So the mall parking lot was packed with these outdoor strip malls So couldn't find a space circle circle circle circle circle circle doing it finally went to the very back row

And there were cars like going to leave the exit. And then I see a space here that you turn left to get into, but the car, I need to cross the flow of traffic that's going to the exit and they're going and stopping. Going and stopping. And then this lady in SUV, she's the last one. She doesn't leave a gap for me. She just pulls right in front of the space.

Then the traffic just stops entirely, and she just sits there. But there's no car behind her. And I got to left turn, cars are starting to stack up behind me. Then the cars that stack up behind me, they stack up so far, they're curved around, now blocking the line that she's in.

So I'm like, I'm like, hello, because I've been looking for space for ever, I'm like, I'm like waving, waving, I'm like, can you just back up? Is it, can you just back your car up, back your car? Gosh, she literally does this. She looks at me and she goes. She crosses her arms in her car.

What a fucking cunt. It was just like what a grown adult, like a 50 year old woman. She just crosses her arm and steer straight ahead. Why is everyone insane when they drive? And I was just like, I was like, You will become fucking more. I got my kids in the car, so I'm like, I'm just, I just like, all right, go find other spots.

So we had to go find other spots because I couldn't drive through her car. Mm-hmm. Crazy. You can. Crazy. Do I tell you about the altercation I had right near here at the Starbucks? It's a couple months ago.

Would you fight a dude? No, I almost fought a couple. No, you're pretty fine. Like, you don't take shit from anyone in public. It's something that pretty cool actually. I don't think a lot of people know that about Barbara. She does not take shit. I'm too British to actually,

but if people are talking along with you the movie, I'll just sit there annoyed. I'll too British to actually, but if people are talking a lot more to the movie, I'll just sit there annoyed. I'll get out of my seat. I think I've talked about this before, but I think Barbara gets that confidence because Barbara, when we go out, she gets a lot more social interaction than the rest of us because we'll go to a bar,

especially when she was single, you know, and guys would approach her. Thanks for having me. Guys would approach her. And well, I'm trying to be like, I'm sure you still get approached. Every time I go to the bathroom and a bar, I come well, I'm trying to be like, Aaron, you're still gonna approach. Every time I go to the bathroom at a bar, I come back, I gotta like shoot some dude away from Ashley.

It's like, it's almost like I wanna like, leaving an old banana out in the summer. Flies will live this thing. Get, get, go, go, beat it guy. Call me an old banana. I think you call them, I can open it. It's just like, they come quick. They come quick.

They wait for you to leave and then they're like, that night they come quick. They're chatting up. But it's like, and I've been out with Barbara. We used to go out a lot more than we do now that we're both in relationship. We go out to six feet on a fairly regular basis. And Barbara's super nice, very nice,

but if the person doesn't get the message, then she's like, she's like, I really don't wanna talk to you. I'm here with my friends. I'm not here to talk to you. She's very direct, not cruel or anything. But a lot of people I know don't have that ability to do that. I just don't like wasting time. That's it. Yeah.

So Barbara holds her own in public. I'm a fan of my time. Anyway, this couple, I was waiting to turn into a spot. You guys know the parking lot that's right by the Chipotle. It's a nightmare. There's never a free space there, especially at lunchtime. So I was there in the morning going to Starbucks and there was a spot that was opening up and I was waiting to turn into it from one end of the aisle and there was another car I guess

that had also I had this spot from coming down an aisle. So we didn't see each other. So when the car pulled out I pulled in. Gotcha. And so there was a car coming down the aisle, that started blasting their horn at me, like laying on it. And I got out of the car and I'm like, I was also waiting, like I didn't say anything,

but I was just like, what the fuck do you want? Not even a minute later, this couple comes into Starbucks. They were like right behind me. And the husband was quiet and the woman comes in and she goes, so you didn't see us, huh? You didn't see us waiting for that spot? And I was like, I actually didn't.

I was also waiting for that spot. She's just like, okay, sure, whatever the fuck you want to say. And I'm like, lady, I also was waiting for the spot. You're right behind me. You clearly got a spot. We're cool. And she was just like standing behind me, like fuming the whole time, just shaking her head.

And her husband was just like, people like to fuming the whole time, just shaking her head and her husband was just like People like to be mad people like to be offended But that the world is that I've seen that guy a lot to where I've I got yelled at by an old lady for a shopping cart thing Yeah, in the like I was I took too long to put the shopping cart back in the Like that area where the supposed to go I got my kids in the car and she was waiting for my spot She got very upset by that and I pulled out she screamed screamed something in my car and didn't know what it was. And I just stopped my car and I said, do you have something to say to me? And like her husband just after like this.

She's like, she's like, why don't I take you so long to get off? I was like, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, life sucks. I just watched him just sit in there with this fucking face and like all sold just like let his eyes. Why do we combine our bank accounts? Yeah. See? That's what you do. I mean I almost almost want to take the guy side and go you know you don't have to do it. There's other people. Yeah. It's so aggressive. Just go do that instead. I can do that. I honestly feel like that would be a better insult. Oh and we'd be absolutely be a better insult. Yeah, just like go find somebody else. Yeah. I was actually pretty pissed. I was pretty pissed at the husband in this situation because he was actually the one who flipped me off. I was like, oh, now you're going to walk in here and watch your wife yell at me. He's

not in the car anymore. The priest put his protection in his direction. Yeah. Now, well, he wasn't he was saying to you, he was flipping your car off. You're like different people. All right. Right. Right. You might had a saying to his wife, like, shut up, we're not in the car. You're gonna cut it. She can see us. Like someone will cut you off from parking space but then the whole will do it for you.

Yeah. Okay, while we're on the subject, what does the fucking deal? When you see a car backing up out of a parking space, there's two schools of thought. One is a car is backing up. I had better stop. The other school of thought is,

oh my God, that car is backing up. I got a gun at to get around them as fast as I can. I get honked at so frequently when I'm backing up. I don't understand. If someone's backing up to parking lot, don't you just stop? Stop. You need to get a Jones. I'm not making a gate.

I'm not slow backing up. I'm pretty fast at it. It's still like, I'll be backing up halfway out. This will be honking at me, swarving around. We'll just wait. Give me like two seconds. If you already see the white lights on the back of my car and I'm already past the other cars I'm parked next to you,

that's when you stop. Yeah. That's normal. I don't think we can cover that driver's head, but that's the normal. Sure, I think it's way stop. That is one of my pet peeves, my other pet peeve are people that barrel up or down a parking garage.

Oh yeah, that's dangerous. Do you think other cars aren't rounding the corner? So dangerous. Like I've almost been hit like four times in the last week in a parking garage. Oh yeah yeah. Just like what do you think other cars aren't rounding the corner? So dangerous. Like I've almost been hit like four times in the last week in a parking garage. I remember the old parking garage that your truck was so close. Two inches below the clearance level. And you would hold around corners. I did. I did. I did. Just scare people I did that. In the car. In the car. In the suspension and sometimes it bounced up and be like oh it would never hit. you're in Tana would always my Tana would hit it. Yeah, yeah Uh, I'm close at this point. Yeah, I think I switched cars at that the the last car I had before the Tesla was a pick up

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And I had that revelation. I do it a lot, especially with Gavin, where someone will say something to me, I will completely misunderstand what they said. Any seller. And they're like, I scream seller, it sounds ridiculous, and then I'm like, what are you talking about? You're stupid.

But you're like, ugh. That's exactly that. It's like, you're right until you're proven idiot. Yeah. I hate that. I'm the same way, I'll be super confident about something. You're like, oops, no, I am totally wrong. And I look like a fucking moron now.

Like the plane taken off without wheels? Yep, nope. Don't even want to talk about it. You bailed out of that. We know this is technically the end of the year podcast as well. Oh yeah. This would be our last podcast of 2016. Terrible.

Out of the decade. Well, no. What? Stop this time. I'm three years. So we're going into another decade. Any plans, 2017? Anything you're looking forward to?

I'm excited to be writing 2016 down for the first month of the year. Yeah, that'll happen. That happens every year. Yeah. We should really start our years earlier. Go on. 2017 should always start in November.

So that by January, you're already used to writing it. When the year starts. I mean, like November, I'm already in the mindset of 2017. That is maybe the dumbest thing you've ever said. I think it was intentional enough. It's a real suggestion. Yeah, I think it was like, everyone has that carry of it.

It's like, all right, dammit. Like you should be allowed to is what you're saying. I feel like I don't write the date as frequently anymore. So I used to, like when I was younger, I felt like I wrote it all the time. Now I'm, I'm fucking write the dates down. What do you write? I don't write the date as frequently anymore as I used to like when I was younger I felt like I wrote it all the time now I'm fucking write the dates down. What do you know what you're is? I wrote a check day. It was crazy. I wrote you check the other day. Yeah, it felt weird I put it in the envelope and put a stamp on it. Yeah, what were you paying for?

Attacks you could do that online. What? Sometimes you can't. I don't like to do that No, I don't like to do that. I don't like to do that. So you'd rather have a paper trail. I like a paper trail for taxes, yeah. I don't mess around taxes. If you're eating me when Donald Trump- A lot of the most legal way of- Online is like, here's the figure.

Blu-blu-blu-blu, there it is. Yeah, but I get you. I get you. I check you go anyway. I don't know. But you know if a check didn't get deposited, if it didn't get cast. Like you know that-

I'm gonna admit, Gavin, you're 100% correct. It's a holdover for me. Like I don't mess around with that. So I write a check because that's the system I always use to pay taxes previously. So I just keep doing that. It's like my friends, when ATMs got big and they refuse to use the ATM to deposit anything,

and I would use it under that. And I gust with my friends, you're crazy. You deposit at the ATM, it's like, it's the same fucking thing. I know people who won't use the app where you take a picture of it and it just gets deposited and then once you get the okay You just got that I think dope and it's like you like no, I don't trust it. It's like It's gonna happen though. You have to check if something goes wrong. It's something goes wrong. You have it still yeah, we're sitting right there I don't trust it, that's just means, I don't know what that means. I've gotten my mailbox down to just junk mail at this point.

God yeah. Because I've gotten rid of all my invoices and everything. I might get one legitimate piece of mail every week or two. The rest of it, it's like, it just goes, I may as well just put my recycling bin right by my mailbox. Do you guys also get a lot of flyers and things from stores?

That's huge, you need to have that in Canada? I'm not to that extent. I don't know. My mailbox, I can't even take the mail out, it's just packed with all these flyers. It's so inefficient. It's like having your inboxes old junk goes to it and dealing with email.

And then if you don't see a lot of this important you'll screw it. It's just such a waste. You would be infuriated if you ever saw the process by which that happens. Because you think the mailman, more or mail person comes up and they say, okay, here's all the mail for Barbara and that's it, right? No, I see them. They go, so they went into the little slots. Yeah. I watched, I was out at my mailbox and the mailman came by and he,

he's like, looks, finds the mail for burns, puts it in the box, then turns back to the sorted stack of junk mail for the day, grabs that and then puts that in. I, then turns back to the sorted stack of junk mail for the day, grabs that and then puts that in. I'm like, hey, how much would I have to tip you to never get anything out of that stack? I can't do that. I can't do that. Everyone on the street to agree to burn that stack.

Could you do it? Why can't they do that? I don't know. Because they probably have a contract. They're probably paid to distribute. It's still mail. It's bulk mail, but it's still, everyone has the right to send everybody else mail. Basically, I don't know if it's still male. It's bulk male, but it's still, everyone has the right to send everybody else male.

Basically, I don't know if it's a right. It's just, it's gotta be the biggest waste of paper on the planet. Did you leave it? I never once kept any of those. Do you have to have a male box? This is what happens on the sign field, actually. Like, if I took, if I took,

turn off his male box and then, It was cable, wasn't it? No, he had to be one of the turn off his male and they pulled him into a room and like, they questioned him. Yeah, like, my minute was part of it. If I took my mailbox off and I just put up a sign that said no mail, would they just leave on the floor? What happened to that?

No, I don't know. I really don't know. I should do it. I'm gonna just weld it shut. I think it's, I think it's stopped mail service. Just go to the post office and say, it's stopped stopping the mail service. But the company's require mail.

Like, what? You could also have a forwarding address So if you just want to know that you just have a stack of shit somewhere else Yeah, just like give give someone else a dress can you keep in in a loop like you have this boarding address Goes to another address and that address forwards back to the initial address That could have really build up a tornado of the junk that could totally clog the mail system you bring them down I really feel that. A tornado of the junk. That could totally clog the mail system. You bring them down.

So there's things stopping mail delivery service permanently. Well, I mean, it's a whole thing. If you, yeah, I guess if you like, move to a different country. Maybe if I actually had a shredder on my doorstep and that was, I made it look like a mail book. They put it in, it's like, would they still deliver it to that? Like, I'm not gonna do that. Or just put it in, it's like, when they still deliver it to that, like, I'm not gonna do that.

Or just set a timer, where it's like the shredder's under and then like 30 minutes after the lid's open, the bottom cover just dumps out of the fridge. I want the postman to see, just so he knows what I think about mail. Then you should have it go into a box that seals itself and then mail it off somewhere else or you have to take it. So the reasons for stopping mail permanently,

the reasons that are allowed are death and relocation with no forwarding address. What's relocation and no forwarding address? I guess you're homeless. So if I move to my shed, maybe if you, I mean, even if you got deployed overseas, you'd still have an address. Yeah. Any PO box. So you should just fake your own death. That's illegal.

You know what else is illegal? Not getting mail. Faker on death. Let's fake our own deaths. And then let's say let's getting mail. Fake your own death. Let's fake our own deaths and then let's see what's in there. Let's do that, Kevin. What do you do that? Let's fake our own deaths and then we'll see who has the best funeral. Like who says the nicest things?

You think people would be nicer to me or nicer to you? At a funeral? Well, you know a lot more people. You probably got a lot of nice things. I don't think I know more people. I would be like, Gavin was a righteous prick. And that's it. Any plans for the rest of the team?

Any plans, 2017? Any plans? No, I mean, I don't think so. 2016 was a good year, bad year, everybody. Let's personally good. Yes. What was some of your cool personal things in 2016? Start your always open.

Have my own clothing line at the company, which is pretty cool. Huge milestone. Huge milestone. Five line at the company? Which is pretty cool. Huge milestone. Huge milestone. Five years of the company. Right. That was just last week, right? Week four.

Yeah, it was the 12th of December. Yeah, just a bunch of really cool things for like professionally wise, I guess. It's my busiest here. It was busy year for me too. Busy. I've traveled further than I have. Oh, I guess. Total? Yeah. I don traveled further than I have have. Oh, I guess.

Total? Yeah. I don't know why I thought that didn't make sense. And just like, to see if you had the most of many things going on at once. Like finishing one thing, give me the highlights and immediately going somewhere. Highlights.

Yeah. Let's play live. That's a good one. What? I didn't see that as a highlight. Jesus. Really? No, let's play live. Oh's a good one. What I just see that's a highlight Really? No, let's play live. Oh, why do you choose highlight? What about Lachem and Dears to me? That's no difference to X or something yeah, you were a Lachem and Dears first movie that highlight First Rt X Sydney

First Rt X Sydney that was fun one. Should I have said let's play live with the highlight? We already didn't one in in all That's just gonna. Oh, no, that's better if you like that one. That's your highlight good. That's what I did. I mean live with the highlight? We already did one in Austin. That's just gonna cry. Oh, no, that's better. If you like that one, that's your highlight. Good, that's what I did. I mean, that was the first live show we did on the stage, yeah. So what we've done at the time. We've done it the other time.

Ground breaking. So what were the highlights of the year? I'm suggesting things. You can, you're highlights of your own choices, Gala. Am I putting you on the spot too much? Buh, buh, buh, buh. I actually didn't do on the spot this year, so. That's a highlight. That was a highlight. You can still do it. There's one more show. I already said I'm gonna do it didn't do on the spot this year, so. That's a highlight.

That was a highlight. You can still do it. There's one more show. I already said I wanted to do it. It's already Aaron before this, but yeah. Really? Yeah. I want to check the timestamp on the email. If he asks you before he asks me.

What time do you all get asked? That's going to affect my answer. Are you on the list? I got texted. I couldn't do it. Here we go, rising here. We're going to see if it's coming out. I got texted at 1028 this morning. Oh, it's a text, right? I also made a comment. I got texted at 1028 this morning. Oh, it's a text, bro.

I also got a text and I said yes. You know what, 1028? 1028. Yesterday at 250. I also got 1028. Oh, you were in the backup bulk. Hold on one second. Interesting.

Let me see. John Reisinger. I got 1027. 1027, whatchers? Yesterday at 2PM. I got today at 1027. Did you not respond or did you say no? Oh, no, he asked me for my answer at 1027 today.

I got asked yesterday at 2.53PM. Oh, 2.53? I was at 2.53. That's my response. Did you ask me before you got asked in the right now? Sure, that's all. That's my response. Did you ask me before we're having? I'm gonna ask him right now. Sure, that's all. Before I can't do it. So I said nah.

So you're on it, babs? I said yes. I'll do it. The babs don't always do it. You wanna be on team? Yeah. I think he's already filled out the spots. That's it.

No, he just asked me 1027. Oh, I guess it is. Five hours ago? Yeah. So. You should still say yes. I'll say, I just said yes and I guess it is. Five hours ago? Yeah. So. You should still say yes. I'll say, I just said yes and I'll say, wait. See who we kick soft.

Maybe. Poor John, booking that shows tough man. Cause it's like working with people's availability around here is a nightmare. Well, during a level of research it was a nightmare. The guy, J Tyler, who had to coordinate a lot of that. And then Jessica who works for us. At one point I went to J. Tyler go,

you're like in this zen bubble, because he was in office by himself. He was playing this very light classical music. You know, and he was just like, you were just sitting there? Presented in sunny. Yeah, I was just sitting there and go, you look like you're like,

you have a zen zone going on here. Just, I go, has been scheduling for 11 little researchers, has it been tough? And he's like, yes, he goes, because he works on movies. And he's like, I'm used to, because he works on movies and he's like, I'm used to, hey, we're not going to have this actor Thursday and Friday.

And we know that two months out that they're not going to be available in those specific days. So we schedule around it. And he goes, but now it's like, oh, I have to leave in 30 minutes because I have a phone call or I'm on a different show. Or I mean, my third production this week. It's like he just was not like it was a lot to deal with. He did a great job. He did a great job. He wants to be a talent coordinator. Yeah, everyone has such

hectic calendars. I can't imagine how that all happened. It's also slightly different when you're on a movie set and you actually go there. But because we shoot here, it's like you're waiting around for the next shot. And it's like it might be 90 minutes before you shoot again. And it's like, you're waiting around for the next shot and it's like, it might be 90 minutes before you shoot again. And it's like, for my offices. I could be doing something. Yeah, I'm gonna go work.

I'm gonna do work. Yeah. I know I'm like, you're literally at work not working and that is, I hate that. By the end, the last day that I shot, my call time was 10 a.m. And then at 8 a.m., I got totally, it was changed to 5 p.m.

Was that the day? It's like, that's such a,'s like it's like it sucks. You're like oh shit like I think I know I need it so far, but I'm like on the bright side now. I've got all day in my office like I can actually like get shit Done and then go do that. Yeah, I actually had to do a thing. It might it might be already I'll just be vague this in case not we do do a thing with Jeremy where I had to come in and set up a lot of cameras rolling for his reaction to something. And Jeremy is always first in a team in Hunter. Like I think he gets there in at night nine

and everyone will come in maybe an hour later. So I got there at 8.45. Oh was that why I saw you here so early that one day? Yeah, I was wondering about that, okay. He ever slept. He got in at like 10, 45. And he did other stuff. And it's the one I've literally never seen Jeremy walk in

in the morning. He's always there before I. Oh my God. The one day I get ahead of him. He's like, I'm there for two hours before he shows up. So was it something that you had to be in a certain position? I just had to set up a letter of cameras in the room. Oh, so it's not like you were like waiting in a box or something. No. I just had to set up a letter cameras in the room Oh, so it's not like you were like waiting in a box or something

No, I just had to feel like I would have been I had to let roll webcams and get thing get footage Yeah, at least told us a really funny story when she was in town for the holiday party about You saw me at the holiday party, right? I did okay. Yeah, you gave me the mask You were there what it would at least say? They didn't believe that I was there. You were there. You were there for a good while. Yeah. How was that for an hour? How's an hour a good while? For Gus? 25% of the party. You have two hours before the end of the party. Correct. Half with you the party. Correct. Anyways, you left more than speech. Oh, I'm sorry. I heard my real legs. I was there for your speech. Thank you. I was commenting that I didn't know Gus was there.

It felt weird because I was the only person from the first generation. I felt weird what I was walking around because I thought the same thing. Yeah. You have this like who are all these people. True. Yeah.

Because Matt was not able to attend. I don't know where Jeff was. He was out of town. Joel wasn't there either. Wow. I thought I saw Joel at some point. I didn't see him. Maybe not.

Anyways, Elise was talking about this prank she tried to pull on Adam. Copic? Yeah. They apparently got this like wardrobe box at their office. That's like perfect, Elise's size. So she was going to try to hide and it and scare Adam. But apparently James, she said James was being like too on board with the whole prank. So she knew something was up. While she was in the box waiting for Adam to come, he James was being like too on board with the whole prank, so she knew something was up.

While she was in the box waiting for Adam to come, he texted Adam being like, at least he's trying to prank you, she's in the box. So when Adam got to work, he was like, hey everybody, you guys gotta come see this thing outside. And so at least was just stuck in the box for like another hour. Really?

And she showed me her text conversation with her in James where she's just like, I hate you. You always do this to me. You ruined my prank. So sad. It makes me so sad for at least that she's stuck in a box. She committed though.

Everyone likes to lease so much that it's a sad story with someone that happens. I do like the idea of that happening to her though. She's definitely the nice one of the group. But then it's always open was amazing. Yeah. That made me laugh, I think, it was amazing. Yeah, that made me love watching that. I watched it back a great time. We were the 11 Little Roosters set because the fun house was in it,

and the fun house. The fun house. And as was real to you in a 360 video that we put out, but we were in that location where Barbara was also there for like 11 hours to shoot for four minutes from what I could tell on the last day. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And one point Barbara just racked out,

like underneath the wardrobe. She pulled the wardrobe over. I slept for two and a half hours. Yeah, was that a different day to the fighting? Yeah, this was the last day of filming where we were at a house for something. And they asked me to come back to film something at the house. They were like, come back after we finished lunch,

which will be like 2.30. And I was like, sure, I show up at 2.35. I was like, shit, I'm late. And Jay Tyler was like, we won't need you for a little bit. Little bit. Would you hear a little bit of a movie for that? I've seen him at like, maybe an hour. It's gonna be a little bit before we need you.

Little bit, it's like three times. It's like two things I hate. It's gonna be a little bit. And let's do it one more time. It's never one more time. Or, perfect. Let's do it again. Yeah, perfect, let's do it again. Or one more for safety.

You learn after a while how much, like what movie time is and what real time. I love being a movie set. It couldn't be any happier. I love it. I think I love it too. I love it too. I do.

I like being true. 30 or something. I was ever trying to have a first shot. The place where we were was a two story house, but the stairwell was not that big, like the width of it. So I was coming down and Elise was going up, and she was only like three steps up, and then I was coming down,

I went to go move over, and then she saw I was trying to come down. So she backs up, and she had stuff in her hands. So she backs up down to the bottom of the stairs, and then she does this. She bows her head, and as I'm walking down the stairs, and I walk down, I go, what are you doing?

And she doesn't bring her head up? She's cuz I don't know The weirdest reaction I've ever seen Yeah, I don't know if she was goofing around or what but I was laughing so hard about it So like it happened later and I did the same thing. I was like my lady like lowered my head down If ever you finish doing something on a set, and then there's a break of any length of time, like a five minute break, it's always about an hour.

Yeah. And we've learned this. When we were doing the surgeon simulator, immersion, we did the intro, and then Michael and I left that set, went into the old streaming room, and did a let's play dressed in our scrubs and then came back to the immersion set Because that was that much time between Serbs. Yeah, it's actually when you can do that. Yeah, it was cool It was nice to shoot at work

I ended my whole last vlog on the set. Yeah, the love of the motor. She sat there. They're like we don't need you I'm like okay sit down and do all the stuff Well, it was funny about the the location we were and that was also the Airbnb that funhouse was staying in Which is why like they were all there even though not all of them were shooting at the same time. But it was just funny, because they had everyone's stuff. And people were trying to sleep or use the bathroom or shower,

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Well, it's all the, yeah, the little roots, just dealing with the scheduling, knowing who's here, who's not here. Like you going back earlier, like we talked about, John Reisinger, he asked me on that day that the last day, I found it was a Thursday, yes, could I feel him? I was like, I don't know, doing a little research tomorrow

and I found out I was like, oh my call times a 10. I could be that lazy. Yeah, I can do it. Then they're like, oh, you're call times now at five. Like, oh, sorry, now I can't. Yeah. It's like having to change other people's plans. Like, I feel bad when something like that pops up.

Yeah, for me, I was kind of like, don't plan on me being in anything just to be safe. I don't know, because I didn't know my schedule at all. So you all wrapped the season of Always Open? Is that true? Yeah. Uh, last Tuesday. How long have a break do you take, you know? Um, if all goes well, I think we start pick up like mid-January. It's not long.

Yeah, must be nice. Well, it's not a podcast. Must be nice. I wish that we had seasons here. Take a break. Why don't you take a break? We could take a break every night. I almost took one today.

You were 30 minutes late for the podcast. It's your show. It's your show. That was a break. You had a 15 minute break. 15 minutes break. Well, apparently. You came back with the whole new all-no material.

Apparently they were talking shit about it on off topic. How we're taking a break. You were there until we shit. Well, you said that you guys had been talking about it. I wasn't there when you actually talked about it. What did we say before you were there? You were saying that I think it was either Ryan or Michael who were just like, they're...

Let me tell you something, I wasn't saying shit. I know you weren't. Because you're... Who was talking shit? Nice boy. Who was talking shit? Probably Michael, I'm guessing. Michael, let's talk to everyone in every thing.

I was a shite talker. A little bit. See now you're talking shit prime Michael. I'm guessing Michael is always a big one every site talker a little bit see now you're talking shit about Michael Yeah, cuz it's fucking shit talker. Yeah, I ain't scared nothing Take take what you deserve. I didn't get invited to go to the fucking money So that thing that was last week It's insulting that was my first time on a talking Was it really mm-hmm all of That was my first time on a talk. Sulting. Was it really? All of you people.

My first time. Do you have any end of the year, so I'm going to be out like that? All right, well, just cut me out of the thing. I had this thing that I was going to do. I don't even need to ask the question. You already answered my question. What am I asking?

I was going to be like, last minute bitch of the year. Like, get out of your system. It's on it. I don't have a last minute bitch of the year, like get out your system. It's on it. Uh, I don't have a last minute bitch of the year. What's your bitch with me? Cause I think it's something I wanna talk about. I got booked for this thing and they said, hey, we want you to do this event with this celebrity. That was my highlight of 2016.

That was my highlight of 2016. So they said, I want you to do this thing with this celebrity and I go, oh, that'd be great. I said, I didn't grow up in this guy's era, but it would be really cool. He's a cool dude and, you know, you would know him. You know, and I thought, oh yeah, be happy to do it. He was doing a video game related thing.

And so I was like, there's like, sure. So they asked me to come do it. And then we were trying to work out the day. And then I said, as I typically do, like when I get invited to go on at midnight, I say, hey, how about if I, we make it an all-reustrate night, and I invite other people to come with me.

So I said, how do you want me to bring anybody? You just want me to be me and this guy. Can we say who it is? I don't think so. Okay. And there's a reason why I don't know if we can say or not, because I said, can I bring anybody else with me, cause I can riff off somebody, and they said, sure,

just who do you want to bring? And I said, well, I can just start to invite and see who's available. And so I asked a few people, I asked might have asked you you did not on the email But I asked Gus and Jeff and they both said they're interested. I said okay Well, I'm just gonna give them your names that and I'm not gonna make the selection here You do it so we were trying to organize when we could do it and they said we'll take all three of you We're trying to organize when we were gonna do it and there was a three-week period we could do it and they said we'll take all three of you. We're trying to organize when we were gonna do it and there was a three week period we could do it.

Gus was said, I'm not available here and here, Jeff's not available here and here, and I said, I'm not available in these two days. And they say, well, we want to do it in those two days. So they cut me out of it. Well, it's because of their production schedule. And that's when they were available. There was a two week period in which they were available.

But this thing that I took to Jeff and Gus, they go do it and it's like, I'm cut out of the fucking available. They were available. But this thing that I took to Jeff and Gus, they go do it. And it's like, I'm cut out of the fucking thing. They sent me a thank you card yesterday. I'm just literally, this thing already happened. Gus and Jeff didn't say a word about it. It's not out yet, which is why we can't talk about it. And our involvement with it is not.

It's some of the reason you like it so much. And it's your highlight of the year. And you got to thank you card. It's some of that reason because, but it was cut out of it. I got cut out. Follow up. Let me say it doesn't hurt.

I'm gonna show it to Bernie. What is it? Personalized message. I wanna see what it is, because I don't know who this is or what it is. Ah. Yeah. Oh, I'm so jealous.

Yeah. Well, I would have been pissed. What? Why didn't you follow that about it? How dare you not invite me? I totally got cut out. I totally get the dates that they wanted to do. It didn't work for Bernie. Are you sure of the email, Cheney?

I invited Jeff and Gus to do it. I was doing it. I would invite him along. If I had invited Jeff and Gus and say, I can't do these two days and go, oh, we'll do it one of the other days. But they were just like, well, this day works best. I was in Korea.

Like, that was it. I could not. Because Gus was in Korea, we couldn't do it on earlier days. He says it doesn't work with their production schedule, didn't work with this Korean vacation. They were still building the set while we were there. I believe it, they were still building it. Well, they can build another earlier day.

I even forget what I was doing, I don't remember. Yeah, what was, what was blocking you from doing it on that day? I don't know, I don't know. I got to do a lot of stuff in 2016, so it doesn't really bug me all that much. It just bugs me that Gus and Jeff are just so fucking shady. I was a, I seem like a talk about this

because it just didn't happen. Did you just say talk about it? Talk about it. That's the most Canadian you've ever sounded. Yeah, I've had to do that for really, so it's still there. It's still there. It's still there.

It's coming back. I was supposed to get interviewed by Adam Savage at New York Comic Con. Oh, that's cool. And we were waiting to talk to him. He was in another room with a bar. And then his publicist or whoever he was with was like, so Adam is really not feeling well. So he's going to take off.

And we're like me and this other person who was supposed to get interviewed were like okay like is this not happening anymore they're like no I'm sorry we'll have to find another time to do it obviously we're never gonna do it. I was like does that close to meeting Adam Savage. You fucked it up. I did. I did. I saw him. I could have. Yeah he saw you that's why he's like nope. Yeah he he's just like, I can't see the whole thing. I'm Canadian. So that was like the big, the big, the serious. You can see the whole thing, like Gus,

they gave us a big window to do it. I did, I did. The target shoot date is October 7th. I was in career. Is that a possibility with Mr. Burns' schedule? The timeframe for shooting is approximately three to four hours Respectfully the supervisor producer for us response also a lot of the country replies and Bernie never replies I'm out of the country October 5th and to the 15th

He did say don't wait for me though go ahead and film without me if you have to Jeff says I can't do it on that day because I'll be at let's play live Comic-Con And then what at let's play live Comic Con and then let's play live. Bernie then then then Steph or our assistant wrote Bernie will be traveling from France on that date Meaning the later date that they suggested so he would can't do the later day

He can do the earlier date because I'm traveling back from France and they were just like oh well just do the later date That's what I went to you, France, with YouTube. And come out. I mean, it's really fun. I love doing that stuff. I really like going to work on stuff. I like being on movie sets. I got to be on a few this year.

You had a whole bunch of stuff come out recently. Yeah, yeah. We had the, I was just in slash, got to work with Alie DeBerry. And again, and Hannah Marches, now in that show with Elijah. So, Dirt Gently, have you seen the yet? I haven't seen it yet, no.

Yeah, and Slash was a- Well, something. Yeah, that was a Blumhouse thing. The guys who do, they did the purge and paranormal activity. They did an Advent calendar horror thing. I did that because I wanted to do horror. Then I can talk about this now, I think,

because it's all past, and we had the screening last week. Technically, it's tomorrow, we have a last week. I got the weirdest phone call this year. We talked about it on a podcast. I went and did this thing, and it was crazy cool. I think we just saying that, leaving it open, people thought, Bernie got a part in Rogue One, which is, no, that would be, I quit my job.

I'm going to do that. But I got the weirdest phone call. I mean, Gus would go in your place. I'm sure you would. JJ Abrams, just give weirdest phone call. I mean, Gus would go in your place. I'm sure you would. JJ Abrams, just give me a call. Yeah, I can't believe I just, I opened myself up to that. I should have just gone and did it with the guy.

I'm just me. I said I'm like, Hey, I'll invite some other people and it'll be fun. I said they could film without me. You have the record there. I just learned my lesson. Just next time something comes up, I'm just gonna go. He also never replied and said I'd like to do it.

Like there was no, like, come. said, I'd like to do it. There was no, like, come. I, you were added to the chain later. I know, I was talking to the chain. You didn't really participate back in it. There was a different chain when we were setting it up that I agreed to do it. There we go.

And then, So fast. And by the way, I also wanna point out after it was clear that they cut me out of it, through via scheduling, Gus and Jeff stopped replying to the email chain. They were like, got what I want. I'm sorry, you knew me a mail chain without you.

They were out of it completely. I think Jeff wrote two words in the email chain, by the way. So how dare you say that was my late response. Wait, response. I had been talking to them for three weeks at that point. Oh yeah, we probably were all such good friends. I cut you. Nah, it wasn't three weeks.

But I'm talking with them a while. When I opened this opportunity at the yearbook, I'm grateful. What are things about? Wait, wait, wait, he was still telling his story though. What was the same? You received the weirdest phone call? Oh, I got a phone call.

So I got a phone call. This was just after the amazing race. I got a phone call. And it was somebody saying, hey, we're filming a movie. It's James Franco and Brian Cranston movie. And in it, James Franco plays a Silicon Valley billionaire. And he has friends, and we would like you to come play one of his friends.

The character name is Laird. We want you to play one of his friends. And I was like, oh, that sounds cool. I was like, you know, set with James Franco and potentially Brian Cranston from Breaking Bad. I was like, fuck yeah, I'll do that. I was already like waiting for them to stop talking so I could say yes, that'll come out and do that. And they're like, yeah, so it's going to be like, you know, we just want the character to have, you know, on screen, they have genuine people from the tech and gaming industry because he's gaming friends and stuff. And, you know, we thought you'd be a good fit for it.

So the scene would be you and somebody else who we haven't figured out who it is yet, and then Elon Musk. And I was like, what? You want me to be in a movie playing myself with Elon Musk. So it's like Elon Musk and Bernie Burns together. I was like, I, if I get to eat, me, Elon Musk, I will do that in a heart. He got to eat me. I got to eat meat. So I said, yes, I agreed to do it.

And we're not there. It was a blast. I did, I think, two and a half days on the set. And it was a lot of fun. And then I got to be on set. Brian Cranston, nice student on planet, was such a great relief to someone that I look up to. He's just like just a super nice guy.

You know, I was like, I'm sure of him on the set. What's that? Do you see much of him on the set? It was like a full day and a half, yeah. You were just like with just a super nice guy. You know, I was seeing much of him on the set. What's that? You see much of him on the set. It was like a full day and a half, yeah. You were just like with him all day. Yeah, well he was, you'll see when you see the movie. It's part, he's seen, so we're in different parts and everything.

I've heard that scene that he's in. He wasn't like in a trailer. He's like more scenes than that. That's when I was there. No, no, they were all hanging out there. But it was, it was a lot of fun. And Keegan, Michael, Kees in it, and then Adam Devine. So it's like, oh, these people, it was really But it was a lot of fun. And Keegan, Michael, keys in it, and then Adam Devine. So it's like, oh, these people, it was a really cool experience.

Over time? No, so here's the most thing. So as happens, as we've discussed earlier in this podcast, there are issues that come up with production. Those are normal. So I got to call, we're going to shoot on Thursday, and I got to call on Tuesday. And they said, hey, Bernie, we don't need you on Thursday,

we need you on Friday. And I said, oh, well, can Jeff or Gus do it? No, I said, I said, yes, are you kidding? Of course I can bump a day, no problem. Cause I also lie on social media and say that I live in L.A. It makes getting jobs way easier. Cause they don't have to travel me or anything like that. I'll just fly out there for it. So I said, yeah, I'll do it. And some Thursday I'll show up Friday and then we'll shoot have to travel me or anything like that. I'll just fly out there for it.

So I said, yeah, I'll do it in some Thursday, I'll show up Friday and then we'll shoot on Friday and Saturday or something like that. I forget the actual days of the week work, but we bumped a day. Hung up the phone. As soon as I hung up the phone, I'm like, Elon Musk is not gonna change his schedule

on two days notice. Shit, sure enough I was right. They shot Elon Musk's stuff three months later, or something like that. I don't know what I'm speculating when they shot it, but so I never got to be on set with Elon Musk. But it was still such like, I'm still like a kid. I'm in a movie set. To me, I'm just like, I haven't gotten jaded to that experience.

I was having a blast the whole fucking time. It's like, this is crazy. I forgot about that. I didn't put two and two together. I've been seeing trailers for that movie, and it wasn't until here recently, I was like, oh wait, that's the thing Bernie did. Yeah.

Yeah. And so I could tell that my appearance in the film had been whittled down over time because I was like contacting them two months before and saying, do you guys want me to like promote this? The trailer just came out. Do you want me to like talk about it? Like, just wait a little bit.

I'm like, just wait a little bit. And then I heard confirmation, the screening's passed so people have seen it by now. I heard confirmation from things and they said, hey, you're in the party scene. You made the final cut, you're in the party scene. I was like, yeah, I'm not, I'm realizing part of it. I'm just, I'm just a guy out of the party.

I'll tell you the name line. So I'm the background actor. Yeah, you haven't seen it yet, but. Yeah. Well, you still got to go and be there though. Do you guys think you get credit? You think heavy flow, it's sag stuff, yeah? But it's credited as myself.

So I appear. That's a cool credit, as myself. Me and Elon Musk are listed as ourselves. ourselves. Yeah, but I also noticed that I was not on IMDB. That was my other end. I'm looking it up right now. That was my other indication that I was not making the final cut of my other end. I'm looking it up right now. That was my other indication that I was not

making the final cut of the movie. Yeah. What's with the hell? I mean, it was so much fun anyway. Maybe it'll be on the DVD. I would do background stuff all day. You want my good one? I don't give a shit.

I love that. It's fun. Like I'm so jealous when Joel did the friends thing. That's really fun. Cool, Joel's on the gap. It's also friends. It's awesome. It's really cool. You like James Rankin? He's really fun. Cool. It's also friends. Friends. That's awesome. That's really cool.

You like James Rankin? He's dreamy. I feel like he's on a lot of drugs. Are we all? I saw another one. Not the fun kind. Not like the Seth Rogen kind. Not like the Snoop Dogg. And with Khalifa kind. And Bernie after that.

But I was really grateful for the opportunity. It was great to do that. That's cool. I'm jealous of that. But the best thing I got to do in 2016 was go grateful for the opportunity. It was great to do that. That's cool. Yeah. I'm jealous of that But the best thing I got to do in 2016 was go to the White House. That was fucking crazy I did not believe you that I was going to the White House. I would I'm not going back I was on the climate change. I would have done pretty much anything to go to the White House Yeah, and I would honestly say if I was invited to the White House after January I would not go I don't think I would go either I won't be invited back. I don't think my climate change for Millennials committee is gonna be back next year I would go to see the building first one it gets asked. Yeah, what was your highlight?

Gus I think the thing that you lift me into oh, yeah, I can't talk about it yet. Yeah, okay. Hopefully soon I'll be able to talk about it. Yeah, man What what what did you change about each other for 2017? Um, why did you look straight on me? I don't know. I'm comfortable with everyone here. I don't think I'd want to change anything. I have, there's a certain level of familiarity.

There's two, there's two things I would change. About. I would get Gavin to answer emails and just stuff in general. And be straight with you. I answer emails. I turn I would get Gavin to answer emails and just stuff in general. It would be straight with you. I answer emails. I don't answer all emails. Answer all emails.

And then I would also have us hang out more. Oh, that's bad. I'll hang out with you whenever. Okay, good. What are you gonna write down? This isn't count. Just us. No one else.

Just the count. We actually don't, the podcast group I think is one of the few groups. We always kind of scared to that because I think it doesn't. We milk ourselves. Go ahead. We spend all our podcast stories. I'm not worried about that. But then if we go out, there's more stories.

I'm not even worried about occasionally repeating a story, because you just tell conversation. When you have a conversation, and it's because it's the same group of people, sometimes we have the same pathways of what we talk about. But when something comes up and it's relevant, even if I know that I've told the story before, I'll still tell it because we have new listeners. Sure.

And it's like, and sometimes I'll even over-explain what's going on for the audio podcast, things like that. That's just part of like, I recognize the fact that while some people have listened to 430 episodes of podcasts many times, those people are awesome, there's some people that just started listening at 400. I mean, I do that with Slomer guys a lot now. In that I revisit old videos.

And I guess some of the long time listeners will say, oh, I've had ideas, you're just repeating stuff. My most of ideas is still getting along that I can film it. I just like to go back to old ones because we can do them better or slower. And it's like, there's also new audience who never saw the original.

There's so many new audience that went around. It's like special edition. Remastered. Yeah. Like George Lucas. Except it's low rest and it was the first time. Lowered? Yeah.

Like a lot of the fastest stuff is 720p and originally, like the football to the face, originally it was 1080. Oh, you're on it was 720. It's where it all went wrong. It's where it all went wrong. September 14th, 444 pm. Hey guys, are either you a fan of blank? Gustrush Plyze. Absolutely. I used to watch him all the time as a kid. Jeff for Plyze. Yeah, sure. I said, okay, well he's doing a blank show

and he wants to come on and do a thing. I don't want to spoil it. So wait, they were on the email from the beginning. I was just texting them after I've been talking to them. You're really bad with your text messaging. Well, he's been using it. No, I did. Come on, come on, God's good with it.

I'm slow. I said, they want me to do it. Is it cool if I suggest three of us to do it? And Gus says, sure, Jeff says, yeah. I say, okay, great. All right, they liked, and I come back later, and I say, okay, they liked the idea of three people, they'll be scheduling emails soon.

I'll give them, Steffi's from Achievement Hunter email for Jeff, is that cool Gus, do you want me to contact them directly, just Gus is directly. Then sadly, there is a One month gap in our email in our text communication between me Jeff and Gus and then it's me you're playing Hey, they just called to tell me how happy they were with the blank shoot and it was like and Jeff and Jeff and the Gus are like great Awesome like fuckers Shady but it was your fault never be nice. Oh, why was it my fault?

Because you passed it on I should I passed it on because I tried to make opportunities for other people. Yeah less and learn Gavin You also didn't know that would happen less and learned. I mean it's your fault because coming back No, it could be because you offered it and they took the offer on public It wasn't offered to replace him though No, that is correct. They don't have steak. They didn't want hamburger anymore. Oh don't even don't even I'm here. I prefer just just milk a bit for hamburgers over steak So I'll say this I hear Star Wars episodes eights coming eventually. I'm I got nothing going on now And they'll be like hey, we want something from Rootie being this. I'll do it and then say what about anybody else from the company? I'll go they're And then they'll say, what about anybody else from the company? I'll go, they're all

that muppets. They're not real. They're all CG. Don't say that. At least we'll get to excited. Oh, I know. All right, what's your episode? Well, glad I'm so glad, Gus, that I contribute to your best memory for 2016. While I was on a plane coming back from France, like this. Oh, actually, I would really have to admit that it would have been cool to do it, but there's people that are bigger fans that so if I don't think Jeff was like,

woohoo, but I was definitely more excited. Yeah, but I, uh, it's kind of things, sometimes those things come up and it's like, oh, this would be better for this person. We have a thing coming up in January, the Super Bowl. It's like, it was like, send Tyler. I mean, I'd like to go to the Super Bowl, but fucking a sent Tyler, you know, he's going to Super Bowl. He was like, send Tyler. I mean, I'd like to go to the Super Bowl, but fucking, hey, send Tyler. You know, he's gonna super bowl. Look at Barb, she's like, her hair's all poking out and everything. All right, you look at you, just fell asleep. Happy New Year! Thank you so much, buddy.

We'll see you guys next year. What is up, Dean? Happy New Year, jerks. Bye. Happy Jubier. What? I love you. I'm Gus.

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