Rooster Teeth Podcast - He Loves Barbies - #457

Episode Date: September 12, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock You blow my mind kind of blowing my little yeah everyone welcome to the receipt podcast This week brought you by blue apron Cas, and Nature Box. I'm Gus. John. I'm Blaine. I'm Barbara. Gus.
Starting point is 00:01:10 So far away from you. Yeah, so far. You like it? You're enjoying that chair with me? I do. Yeah, I like this chair so much more comfortable than the couch. Is that an enjoyable distance from Gus?
Starting point is 00:01:18 Is that like the preferable distance? Actually, it's too far. I like being close to Gus. Oh, she misses. I can take that chair. We can all just touch and you guys can get to each other. Share the energy. It's online, baby. What's new? I heard but like someone took some racist recently. I'm getting right into it. I don't know. You said the plug is full. What's new? You didn't even bring anything. You like did someone say something
Starting point is 00:01:41 racist? You're like asking the question? Well, I don't know. Who did you hear? I heard PewDiePie. Oh, this week made sense. PewDiePie said the inward during a stream or something. Yeah. And then now, like, it's like a very polarizing subject. You know, very important.
Starting point is 00:01:59 No, no, no, no. I don't understand that point at all. I was playing the video at lunch. I was playing the video at lunch. I was playing the video, I think, for Adam Barrett to show him what had happened. And then Barbara was walking by with her plate and she just like stopped and froze and you had the most guilty look on your face.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Well, it's because I didn't know that happened. I was completely out of touch this weekend because I was a kind of an addict mentioned. But I was grabbing my plate of food and just as I was turning around to sit down at the table, I hear very loudly the N word come from your phone and Did he hit it not her spot? What are you watching?
Starting point is 00:02:32 That's rough. Yeah, I don't that's a word for it. Yeah, I don't understand the people defending This situation. I think there's gonna be people defending Who's in the situation and why I think there's there to be people defending, um, I love I think there's there's die hearts that defend their their celebrities, their icons to the bitter end. I mean, it was like the the Chris Brown fans were like defending him right away. And he literally had pictures of a bloodied woman that went along with it. And so it's just there's there's there's the people that defend it.
Starting point is 00:03:03 And then there's the people that that it and then there's the people that that that are automatically Set to think that the internet below seems out of proportions Which the internet does on occasion and so they just automatically go well you're just blowing this out of proportions Take a joke. Not really I think the response is Appropriate maybe should be a little more. Yeah, I think if anything, it shows how easily he just drops that into normal conversation. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:03:27 And obviously he edits that out if he uses that in the video, but my life cannot. If you don't say a word very often, if it's not normal, like, you know, nomenclature for you, it's not something that comes absolutely easily. It does slip out. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Yeah, that was what was most shocking. It was like just the casual way it slips out. Yeah. As like an insult to someone who's like. Yeah, and he doesn't even react. He's not like, oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. He doesn't. I feel like when? Very quick. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing. He's laughing.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Oh, well, just this guy an asshole. Like he changes it. Those two words aren't equivalent. You can't remake the sentence. It's in there. You know? That guy's reached the level of like fame and fortune though. That I feel like he's transcended the normal rules of humanity. He doesn't care. Is that the Trump effect?
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah, so it's just like you've reached this level of being untouchable that it's just like, man. Do you think you and I at some point collectively get to that point? No, we're, come on, we do it. No, we're going to be poor and not famous for a while. Don't say that, okay? I made a tweet earlier today because it was like, when that happened, like it was on a livestream,
Starting point is 00:04:27 someone had just donated money to a few of us. I just thought I liked that. And they're named popped up on screen, right as he says that. And I was like, man, that is the worst time donation ever. He was donating for it. Oh God, I was like, I can't imagine like, if my name popped up on that screen,
Starting point is 00:04:42 I was like, no, no, no, no, no, because people are gonna watch that clip over and over Hasn't PewDiePie been accused of racist shit many times before? Oh, yeah, or is it like prejudice shit? He did that's why that's why he lost his Disney deal. He did the Nazi thing right? Yeah Boy, which is come back in a fashion in a big way in America lately. Yeah. Yeah, is that definition of fashion? Fascism fascism Paul Hollywood had a picture of him and a Nazi suit came out and that's Paul Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Paul Hollywood's British Bake Off, dude. Oh, I've never watched British Bake Off. What was the context of that? He was at a costume party and there was like a whole theme that they were all dressed as characters from a TV show. Oh, was he, yeah. So I might be getting that a little bit off, but it was, it was as it was, as a joke,
Starting point is 00:05:25 but that's not a really good outfit to ever wear as a joke unless you're being filmed by Rooster Tees. So they were, so I'm reading his explanation. He said, I'm absolutely devastated if this caused a fence to anyone. The picture was taken 14 years ago on our way to a comedy TV show's theme New Year's Eve party. There you go. And a group of us dressed up as characters from the classic TV show,
Starting point is 00:05:47 Hello, Hello. That's how it's spelled. Hello, hello. Hello. It's literally apostrophe A, L, L, O, apostrophe A, L, L, L, L, L, L. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello. Everyone who knows me knows I'm incredibly proud of the efforts for those, including my own grandfather who fought against the Nazis during the war.
Starting point is 00:06:01 It's still poor decision-making. Yeah, I don't, and I don't know how that's something where you say it was taken 14 years ago. You were in your 30s, you know, or 40s even. There was a controversy by like some K-pop group a few years ago too, I think, where they had a music video where they were all dressed up like Nazi officers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:21 And people were like, that sounds weird. That sounds weird. Yeah, I don't understand. It's even, I don't know how you, how you, how you ever dress up like that and then get photo or video evidence of it ever taken. I'm currently wrecking my brain for mine, but I'm going to throw this question out there and see if any of you guys can answer it. If you have someone to mind, what's the stupidest thing that you defended where you were just clearly fucking wrong, but you still defended it? Um, I think so I'm not saying I'm wrong for defending the women's screening of Wonder Woman. But the way I explain myself for defending it was wrong. We talked about it on always open.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Just the discussion kind of went off the rails, we were drinking and I was very much like girl power. Yeah. And. And I've dare you. I think the way I tried to back it up, I think was wrong. And I publicly am saying that. I defended it and I give a shit. The biggest thing I defended I was wrong about was blade and my tattoo. My blade tattoo on the back of my neck.
Starting point is 00:07:18 What? That is a sorry. It's not as good of a movie as I thought. Essentially what I said was because like women have been discriminated against and have had all this history of not being able to participate in a lot of things that are like, yeah, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:32 But a lot of people took that as me saying, justifying that because we've experienced that, it's okay that now other people are discriminated against, which was not what I was trying to say. It came out completely wrong. And yeah. I think you're still fine though. Yeah, Patty Jenkins just got signed
Starting point is 00:07:47 to officially direct the Wonder Woman sequel. I did not know that. I think they just announced that today. That's good. And I think they're shooting for a December 2019 release date, I think. Gal Gadot is adorable. Gadot.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Gadot, I get corrected every time. I never, I've heard it pronounced four ways so now I can never remember. With T is silent. What's the nope, it's not. Because there's a video of her saying her name that someone showed me once. And it's, yeah, she says the tea,
Starting point is 00:08:10 but she is absolutely adorable. And it's like, I mean, I don't think that would be, yeah. Every time she's on like social media or she's in an interview and she's just, I love her. She seems like a nice person. I see that news that she auditioned for Furiosa.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Did she? Oh, she did and didn't get the part. She did not get the part. So I'm totally fine with that because I feel like Charlie's staring. First of all, you killed it. Yeah, she's awesome. And plus, I feel like that might have modeled things
Starting point is 00:08:35 for her getting Wonder Woman maybe. I don't know. I'm glad with how that turned out. Yeah, if the end result is getting Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman, I'm happy with that. Yeah, there's that picture of her meeting the little girl dresses Wonder Woman. I think it was at like San Diego Comic-Con.
Starting point is 00:08:46 She looks like Corrine. And she's just like looking at her and the little girl's like looking at her like so admirably. There's a video that goes along with that. The girl is like crying because I think she was like nervous or something. She's like, it's okay, we're friends.
Starting point is 00:08:56 We're together. Don't worry about it. She's just like super sweet and Aquaman's down there like. Oh. Now that's a good female role model. Yeah. The videos during their whole press junk
Starting point is 00:09:06 it for Wonder Woman of her and Chris Pine were some of the most fun like press screening interviews that were watched because they got obviously through the filming of the show her and Chris Pine got very familiar and friendly and became good friends. And so to the point where Chris would often have fun with her broken English that she would often have fun with her broken English, that she would even have fun with as well.
Starting point is 00:09:28 And so their little interactions when she would say like really cute ways of phrasing things was just fantastic to watch. Almost like on the same, like those, the duo, press screening things that happened that when two like awesome people just get silly with each other on this press screens are the best.
Starting point is 00:09:44 It's kind of like when Jake Jalenhall and Ryan Reynolds were on the press screening for life and we're just getting absurd and silly and giggly like two little girls. Really having good time together. Yeah, because they had a good time. Yeah. I feel like there's also been some bad stuff
Starting point is 00:09:58 that have resulted in those because those were like long and strenuous to the point that the celebrities that are being interviewed just gotta get sad, affluent, tired. Yeah, so they're sad afloat. But then there's like Jeremy Rinner said some shit and like, I don't know. I think that what did he do?
Starting point is 00:10:11 He said something to the effect of Black Widow is like a slut or something like that. Oh god, I remember that. I remember. Which like, I remember the context of it. And I feel like I could kind of get, like, I could get what the joke he was trying to make was but it didn't land. So he got some shit for that. Yeah. Yeah. I remember I
Starting point is 00:10:32 hear about that. I went to New York comic, no, I went to San Diego Comic Con and a lot of was like, Hey, I've got a surprise for you. And I was like, okay, and I didn't know what it was. And I kept on guessing throughout the day. And like, you know, all these things were going on. Like Blade Runner was there. And Justice League was there. They're like, all these big movies were promoted and being promoted and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:10:56 So we go into a the room that I was shooting their live show at and we sit down and like, everybody's kind of like sitting in the nursing and waiting around. and then in walks fucking Harrison Ford and Reynolds. Yeah, yeah, and she's like, they're doing a Blade Runner press junk it and I mean Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling. Yes. Yeah, I was like, why would Harrison Ford and Ryan Reynolds
Starting point is 00:11:16 been together? Yeah, it's like they're in a one of the right. Did he's villain, villain, or whatever is the director? The news. But like when that happened, I was like, oh, what did you just cream your pants? Yeah, I mean, it was incredible too because like Harrison Ford, like he was, did you touch you?
Starting point is 00:11:31 This close to me. Oh my, oh my. Did you smell him? He literally growled as he walks by. Like in a sexy way? Yeah, like I looked and he was just like, you're in a way. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Yeah, he's pretty incredible. Oh my heart is stopped. So you're in a way. Wow. Yeah, he's pretty incredible. Oh, my heart is stopped. So you're mentioning all these big movies. What do you, who do you think is going to direct Star Wars episode nine? Bernie, first of all, I'm super OK with Chavaro getting booted because I feel like he just doesn't fit. I feel like you got JJ Aerooms.
Starting point is 00:12:01 You got Ryan Johnson, Chavaro, he just doesn't really make sense. Jurassic Park World was like OK, but Chavaro, it just doesn't really make sense. Like Jurassic Park, the world was like, okay, but I don't think it's like Star Wars quality. I don't think he's the right director for it. It was just, yeah, it was just like, he was lately. Do you think that was the Jurassic World? Just do you think that's directorial or script?
Starting point is 00:12:19 A little bit of both. I mean, it was just too silly. Like the original Jurassic Park, it's like about family and like, it's just like really, phenomenal performances and had a lot of meaning and heart to it. And Jurassic World was just like, pressing all the nostalgia buttons. And it's hard to tell with like those, I think a lot of those big tent pole production things and like blockbusters to tell like, I think a lot of it's easy to say it's the director's fault. But there's a lot of fingers in the pot.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I think when there's the budgets get that big, everyone has a huge interest. Yeah, sure. But like, I remember seeing that in the movie theater, Dress Up World, and I was like, oh, that was fun. That was such a blast. I saw the Jeep. I saw the T-Rex. That was great. And then I watched you get on the plane and I was like, that was a very good movie. Yeah, like that in comparison that seems like- Were you out of screening that was really busy? Because usually, I mean, the group mentality,
Starting point is 00:13:11 usually play off of each other. Like I've found movies more funny being in a group than I have watching it by myself or entertaining being in a group. Aliens versus Predator, Aliens versus Predator was like the fucking shit when I saw in the theaters and it's a terrible movie. So I mean, I guess the way to think about it is,
Starting point is 00:13:25 if you're on a plane and Jurassic Park and Jurassic World are playing at the same time, which is the one you tune into to watch. Obviously, Jurassic Park. But yeah, so I'm okay with him leaving. I'm just like, best of luck. But, and clicker. I think that click actually was a good man.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Click, yeah, that's right. Click, click, click. I feel like, clicker is what's called. JJ probably won't come back. Ryan Johnson seems like he's having fun with eight and depending on the success Like I feel like they might approach him on it. Yeah, he treated out of media. He was like I like the process It was fun. Yeah, I think they'd have to pick someone before it comes out because episode nine has a release date of May 2019 We're less than two years away at this point. I don't, I could first see them pushing though, because I feel like right now they,
Starting point is 00:14:08 it's supposed to come out in May like summer. I mean, I don't have a problem with them releasing in winter, and I feel like that's not, like they have no competition during the winter. When's he going to turn? The last season's supposed to come out. They haven't enough, 2034.
Starting point is 00:14:21 They have not enough. It's 2019 though, right? They have enough to, they don't have to say anything. Yeah. Wonder what's going to happen first. Uh, Ryan Johnson would be dope. But maybe cool if they like, just like through for a loop and got like Spielberg or something like that. Or Spielberg.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Spielberg be throwing us for a loop. I don't think that's really throwing people for a loop. What do you mean Spielberg is associated with Star Wars? Well, directing. I know, but directing, but still like you wouldn't really want to see that. But yeah yeah as opposed to like we got Daren Aaron off ski to to direct it on to anybody that's I'm saying that's throwing up for a loop but like Like a chris from Nolan there something that would be crazy. That'd be nuts good David Lynch no
Starting point is 00:14:57 Wasn't he in the running for Jedi? Yeah, wow a little weird and that took a Star Wars film that would have been really weird You walks up in totally different you know like often when like the directors part ways because it's like it's because of creative differences Because they weren't doing what the the studio would want it That would be the quickest announcement we've signed on David Lynch and we parted ways with David But like he I feel like Disney's looking for people that are like company men And I think that's why they picked up brown Howard. I feel like he was a safe move, because he's got like a decent, he's a good director, but he doesn't have like, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:30 he was not as crazy as Lord and Spencer were. I'm a little bit ill-willed. Yeah, but you bring them on, you're bringing them on for that. Like that was the kind of, I think that that was more of like a headline type thing. They wanted to get like the big splashy headline. Oh, we got, the guys, they could look at that.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Do you think you could direct your movie? Totally. On that scale. Yeah, we got. Do you think you could direct your movie totally on that scale? Yeah. Oh, not right now. Not no, but in these give me give me 10 years. I like my ultimate goal in life is to direct. So you heard that here 10 more seasons of million dollars, but and then blame is directing a Star Wars movie. No, I, I, you know, 20, 20 now.
Starting point is 00:16:02 That's awesome. That's a good goal to have, I think. Yeah. And then I'll, I a good goal to have, I think. Yeah, and then I'll go to the red carpet from here, and I'll see the movie, and I'll shoot myself. Oh, shoot your door. I cut my life. Oh my God. Life is nuts.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Everything I've ever wanted. The happiest moment of my life. It was a good thing. I couldn't go up from here. I can't go up from there. It's okay. God, Blaine, what's wrong with you? It's what I want to do with my life.
Starting point is 00:16:24 It does nothing, there's nothing more that I wanna do, except for direct-to-starvers, movie. Oh, good. Looking buddwier on the red carpet. Jesus. All right. It's the second it lets out. You're just like, well, well, I mean,
Starting point is 00:16:37 I don't mean to jump out of the wall, that's probably, I'm sorry, that didn't mean to offend anybody. Can't really do an ad read after that. Yeah. What's the ad? Do you want me to pick up the mood? Yeah, sure, why not? I didn't mean this anybody. Can't really do an ad read after that. Yeah. Do you want me to pick up the mood? No, yes, sure. Why not?
Starting point is 00:16:48 Okay. So I have, I prepared something for the podcast. You did. I did prepare. He brought a gun to shoot himself. Stop it. Stop it. I'm trying to change the tone. You idiot. Okay. As in John's here to help blame.
Starting point is 00:17:04 What do you have? What do you have? Okay, so today that we're filming is The 11th of September tomorrow bring up the mood John bring it up here. We go September 11 Where are you going with this here? We go I was gave you if if moron over here would just shut up Tomorrow's the 12 tomorrow Barbara moron Tomorrow's the 12th and that's my birthday. Oh, it is your birthday. It's fine I don't you bring yourself a birthday. No, I brought you guys birthday presents. What? Why just because I'm I'm turning it's a very special birthday. I'm turning 33. It's not a special birthday I will go by myself just mess around here. Oh my god
Starting point is 00:17:42 You got actual gift. He's gonna be. He wasn't kidding. I'm not kidding. There's like a wrapped in bag. That's barb. Oh wow. Okay, so every, every president has a lot of meaning to it. I even brought some for Bernie, but he didn't, he wasn't here.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I'm gonna be all full of glitter. Yeah, there's a lot of meaning behind every gift. So be sure and. Oh, you should take turns opening gifts. So you should go first. I'll go who she go first It's a cupcake on this side, but it's a glittery cupcake on this side. I say it would take turns What does that mean? What does that mean? Yeah, you of course we're gonna take turns It's not out of the realm of possibly the food opener gets at the same time out of excitement because we're so excited about our friend John giving us gifts.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Who should go first? I'll go first. I think Blaine should go first. Well, you really read these nicely too. Well, yeah, you don't just have to ask this kind of stuff. You have to put a lot of thought on it. I want to be covered in glitter the rest of my life. I got crayons.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Oh, yeah. So you've been writing a lot. So I got you a little notepad and some crayons to do your writing with. And oh, you're always looking out for your health. So I got you, what kind of flavor did I get you? Banana kiwi baby food. And you're just really special to me and I wanted to make sure you know. Oh, that's sweet.
Starting point is 00:19:01 So I got your little tiara for my little princess. That's really nice. Oh, that's sweet. So I got your little tiara for my little princess. That's really nice. John. Why did you delay so long and saying thank you? Push your neck. It was so touch by. Barbara can go next.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I love your like, Barbara's gifts a lot. Oh, you shouldn't have. I got you to shoot paper. I also like how you wrote Bimmy. Yeah, too Bimmy. It squeezes my face. It's a little tight on. Oh, what's this, a hot wheel?
Starting point is 00:19:26 Oh, you've been traveling a lot and so I figured you might be getting bored on the plane, so I got you a little card. Oh, it's got a moji card too. Oh, from like the emoji movie? I've got a moji card. Oh, my God, it's a moji card. I'm trying to catch one on that.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Okay, very cute. But like it had a gun. It's a licensed emoji product, but not an emoji movie product. You have such a sweet tooth, so I made sure to get you a little, there's something to nibble on. Sugar cubes?
Starting point is 00:19:48 Yep. Are you calling her a horse? No. I do kind of look like a horse sometimes. That's okay. And the last one is because girls always like candles, so I got you a candle. It doesn't even smell like it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I just take a candle out. Is that Jesus or is it a saint? Does it say? That's Jesus. No, it's Saint Jude today, oh, Teddy. Oh, I look like Jesus to me. I don't know. I mean, he doesn't have a long hair.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I know what Jesus looks like. Okay, good. I'm glad I didn't get you Jesus. Thank you, John. You're welcome. All right. I'm going to take the sticker off probably. I can feel it.
Starting point is 00:20:24 My heart beat in my skull. I think the age range might be a little lower than you, Blaine. I'm not a pretty happy birthday stuff. Yeah. Okay. Blaine, you feel free to crack right into that baby foodie. I was always gonna wait until guests are done. I don't want to steal a spot.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I've got. Ooh, modeling clay. Oh, I always thought I've used intellectuals. I'm always working on your mind. So I got you a little something so you can create, you have some creative time on your own. Wow. Thank you for modeling clay.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I've always thought of you as a smart person. I like to stop. Hey, Gus, you want a trade? I got a rubber band. Oh, and then on top of that, you have a very stressful job. And so I got you a little something that you can kind of squeeze and fiddle with.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Just thinking for your mental health. I like rubber rambles. I also like throwing them and watching them bounce. Oh, you are so much a fan of your car. I made sure to get you a hair freshener. I don't know what anything smells like, so black ice just sounds cool. I don't know what black ice is either. I just sounded cool. I don't know why that would be like, what's the smell like? It doesn't, it might be like a smell. Isn't black ice the stuff that if you touch with your car
Starting point is 00:21:25 You you would immediately crash yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a why would there be something called an air freshener that would be I have a question for you Yeah, did you or did you not get all of these guests at the Dollar Tree? No, I didn't go to the Dollar Tree Excuse me H-E-V I went H-E-V Black eyes smell I can't open it. Here, blame open it, help me out. Oh, it changes faces. Yeah, it's the little emoji.
Starting point is 00:21:49 There's one more thing in here. Well, you're open. Oh, it's only happy in there. And I got you just a little something extra special since you don't have any kids and you don't ever get to have arbitrains play with toys. I got you a Barbie. Oh, gosh, which change?
Starting point is 00:22:01 And I made sure she was not just the white one. I was gonna say thank you for not just getting the white one. Thank you for getting one that I can relate. Yeah, I got you one for I got I got you a person color bar. What did you just smell like the guy that was probably grinding on barbrett the club this week? Yeah, so Act, it's good, but I just put it way too close to my nose. It smells like, it smells like, um, ax. It smells like, like the deodorant spray guy.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Give me that, you have my ax. My ax. Oh yeah, it's a, it's no, no, it's like a Irish spring. Yeah, good. The Irish spring soap. No, shit, don't insult me. That's exactly what this is. It is, it is, that's what I wear.
Starting point is 00:22:42 That's what I wear. You don't even know how to recognize it? No. All right, I'm gonna crack this, so that we open. Those I wear. That's what I don't. You don't even know. You recognize it? No. All right, I'm gonna crack this. So that will open. Those are, those are, that's just basically applesauce. So you're fine with that.
Starting point is 00:22:50 That's banana and kiwi sauce. Banana and kiwi. This is two things that I don't typically like. So. We'll see what it's, no it's tasty. You don't like bananas? Well thanks.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Oh my god, it's viscous. It's like poo poo. It's like applesauce. I look forward to celebrating John's birthday every year now. Yeah, me too, because it's my tradition. Yeah. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Oh, look at it, it comes out. What? You don't have to impress the baby. And the baby is showing up. Baby's will just eat it. Yeah. So there you go. Happy birthday, everyone.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Happy birthday. Thank you. Congratulations on surviving another year around the planet. Yeah, I did it. I did it. 33. You're so old. Oh, it's very old. It's also what? Hold on. Let me get some clarification. Confirming something. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I get messages. It's also said to you.
Starting point is 00:23:38 So Michael's birthday today. Oh, Michael Lindlett. Yeah. Oh, boost Michael. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. I didn't bring anything. Oh, great. Michael Lindlett. Yeah. Oh, boost Michael. Oh, happy birthday. Happy birthday. I didn't bring anything. Oh, wait, now you have a birthday gift. I thought I didn't know the guy who holds up the science and brings it. I got you a gift.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Come get your gift Michael. You're not able to get up. Can you get up? He's switching. He's currently the reason you're on screen right now, John. Wait, switching happens out here now? Someone's in there. Oh, yeah, I'm there.
Starting point is 00:24:04 It was for Bernie, but it can be for you now. Oh. There's one very special gift in there. So you be sure and. Why should be like a brand new bottle of bourbon or something actually. Yeah, I'm a little stuck. I can't.
Starting point is 00:24:19 There you go. Are you gonna open on camera? He doesn't have to. I don't know if we can switch to the control room camera during the, oh we can't, there you go. Oh good, I'm glad everyone gets to see you in it. You can just tear it open. My Gus is in there too.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Oh yeah. Yeah Gus is everywhere. Gus is on the back of Tony's computer as well. It's the little ice cube, that was the cube. Oh it's a cube on the free hug. And then it's those little reusable freezer ice cubes. I got it for Bernie, because he's so enamored with ice.
Starting point is 00:24:48 That's like a lice. He's weirdly enamored with ice. Yeah, he's like to show off his clear ice every single time that he's got damn house. You know why I show enough that ice? He's always making drinks and cooking. Speaking of cooking. Cooking.
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Starting point is 00:27:00 Although I did do something very dumb the other day. I love to hear about dumb guys. I did something stupid. Don't break this bubble. This is your rare occasion for you to admit that you're dumb. I was preheating my oven and went to open it and there was a cookie sheet in there. And I was like, oh, that shouldn't be in there.
Starting point is 00:27:17 And on the cookie sheet? That's child. I got an oven mitt. She says, what is wrong with you? And I put the cookie sheet on top of my oven, and I was like, okay, I'll just leave it there to cool down. Put something in the oven, then I was like, oh, what's that cookie sheet doing there?
Starting point is 00:27:29 That's gonna be there. And I grabbed it with my hand that did not have the oven myth. I picked it up, and I went, oh, that's hot. I was like, I was like, shaking my hand, I was just like, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, it doesn't hurt. Oh no. And then you look at your fingers and then it's like,
Starting point is 00:27:45 you can see it's like, oh, blistered. Oh wow. Like on all my fingers, but it doesn't hurt. It's weird how sometimes burns, so that it takes so much time for like the brain to receive that information. The severe nerve damage. Yeah, like all the nerves are hurt just like that.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Yeah, that's why it doesn't hurt. They're all gone. Congratulations. I'm the nearest Targaryen. I'm the unburnt. I've done them before with a cooking sheet, but I did react like a normal human being with nerves and pain receptors.
Starting point is 00:28:11 And I played it back. And then I went and I played a, I played video games. I was playing PlayStation as you do. No problem at all. As you do. I burnt myself the same way on an easy big oven when I was like four years old. My brother and I were using it in our kitchen while our parents were still asleep. Like it was early in the morning and we're like, we're gonna bake a little cake while more than 10 or asleep.
Starting point is 00:28:34 And we were putting the thing in the tray and we all were taking out. I went to go grab it with my hands, not thinking it would be hot because I didn't understand science or how anything worked. And so I just like grabbed it with my hands and pulled it out and I instantly dropped it and smashed everywhere. And I was like, ah! Easy Bake Evan was a maximum amount of effort for minimal amount of output as far as how much work and time
Starting point is 00:28:55 it took to make those stupid little things. And you might think it's easy. Can they still make Easy Bake Evan since we don't have incandescent like 100 watt light bulbs anymore? Wait, is that what I'm going to do? The light bulbs from Easy Bake Evan is that what I don't do? The light bulbs from EasyBake Evans are not around anymore.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Some form of a house on my apartment. I mean, I think they phased those light bulbs out a couple of years ago. I'm looking it up now. I remember I had something, I had the boy version of an EasyBake oven. Excuse you. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:29:19 Don't gender EasyBake Evans. Is it blue? Like, what do you mean by a good dude's one? No, I'm sorry. It came with a dick. All the cakes were in shapes of dicks. So basically, it was a easy dick oven.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Not as tough, big oven. It was a GI Joe, it was a little green army man soldier maker. Because I was obsessed with like I remember though, like Sarge heroes and army men war and all that like the new games. I remember those. Like, Sarge heroes and, and, uh, Armymen war and all that, like, the New Games. I remember creepy crawlers, but I, I loved like the little green Armymen,
Starting point is 00:29:50 especially like in, in Toy Story, you know, Sarge. Yeah. Um, so I bought one or my parents bought one and have money or a job or a life. My parents bought me a little, uh, oven that you can make these guys in and they fucking sucks. They were made of like basically like crayon plastic, and they looked like shit. What a great gift. That's what I got.
Starting point is 00:30:09 That's what I did. That's what I did. That's what I got. That's what I did. That's what I did. What was, Gus, what was the toy that you always wanted the kid, but never got the wheel? Oh, I wanted the fucking aircraft carrier from GI Joe.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Oh, the, the, the, always the big things for the big accessories were tough to give as a kid. Yeah, I never got that. What, you can get anything like Star Wars things? Like Millennium Falcon? I had a, I had a B-wing, I had a, an X-wing. That's my favorite shit! Yeah, I love the B-wing, because of that toy.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Yeah, I mean, I had a ton of that, like fucking Empire Strikes Back, Sheets and, like, everything, like, all that Star Wars stuff. Oh, I had such a weird thing when we were getting ready for the drag episode of on the spot, we were out at Lucy and the skies, and they have, in their dressing rooms, they have curtains that are made of old bed sheets, and I go into my room and I close my curtain and I look and it was the fucking bed sheets
Starting point is 00:31:00 that I had when I was like a little boy. It was the exact same. What was the pattern? It was I had when I was like, a little boy. It was the exact same. What was the pattern? It was a Batman, I think like, I guess it was like shoe marker by then, but like they had a blueprints of all, like his bat wing and his bat mobile, and then he was like, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:16 little bat men's flying and stuff like that. I think I took a picture of it, but I was like, floored with nostalgia. Yeah. I was like, oh, and I took a picture from my mom and I sent it to her and I was like, this looks familiar and she like teared up. She's like, oh my god.
Starting point is 00:31:28 I found out where they went to. Yeah, I've heard from her to the Navy. So yeah. Yeah, she donated them. Who knows? Who knows, who knows, really ended up. And that was my story. That was a really fun day at Lucie and Disguise.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I did a lot of fun. I always wanted to have like one of those big Barbie houses as a kid. Oh, it was a dream house. And for some reason, my parents never bought me the house, but they would buy me like Barbie furniture. So I would have to improvise as to like where I would make the house.
Starting point is 00:31:52 I ended up using my little brothers' changing table because I had like different levels on it as a Barbie house. So I would put the furniture on the different levels and then I would always get angry when they had to change them because I was playing. What a weird thing to buy a kid. It's like buying dresses for a doll they don't have. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I feel like he'll use the furniture. No, but where's the furniture go? I didn't even come late. She's not a homeowner yet. I just moved around a lot. The storage unit. She's still nomadic. She's a millennial.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Too much avocado toast. She can't afford to own the mansion. Oh, there you go. Don't tease me like that with that picture. Somebody buy Barbie or Barbara Barbies Manchin. You can go buy that right now. I can use your doll too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Could I? No, you can have Gus over to play with his doll. Yeah. You have to get. You doesn't have a name. Do Barbies not come with names? No, they don't have a name. Because Barbie broke up with Ken for a while
Starting point is 00:32:39 and started dating Blaine. What? I dated Barbie for a while. What, doesn't have a name on her? No, I think you can name it. But she's ready for the while. What, doesn't have a name on it? No, I think that you can name it. But she's ready for the period. We would never date Barbie. You can name her if you want.
Starting point is 00:32:50 What do you want to name her? I don't know, I do think about it. I don't want to like stereo type of... It's like this panic name. Hi, hi. I don't think about it. Did you have any toys you never got as a kid? I was a spoiled shit.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I got the millennial fellkin, the tie fight or the X wing. Because you're an only child. No, my sister was older than me, but she was disappointed to my family, so I was basically older. No, no. What's this should you get? I even got my own fucking play room. We had a study that we had separate from your room.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Yeah, so in my sister's like five years lower than me, so she was like probably in high school by then fixing to go to college, but like I remember I had an entire Lego city. All of my Legos, I built houses in a train and like a great wall of Legos around the city, and it filled the entire city. I was so out of Lego. Okay, speaking of Lego, this is a debate
Starting point is 00:33:43 I've been having a lot of people. Ooh, debates. Is it like a bunch a little old. Okay, speaking of Lego, this is a debate I've been having with a lot of people. Ooh, debates. Is it like a bunch of Lego? Is it Legos or Lego? I would say Legos. Because I say Lego. Lego to me is plural and singular. I see, because that's a really good one.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Like all of it is Lego. But you're wrong. Yeah, it's Legos. Yeah. But I don't think that, I don't know if that's true. But it is though, see that's the thing is it is. I need to know now. It's plural and Lego. We, see that's the thing is it is. I need to know now. It's the plural thing.
Starting point is 00:34:05 We're telling you what the plural is. But everyone I know would say like, oh, he's playing with his Lego. I found this on the web for what it's the plural thing. Legos is the plural form of Lego. Yeah, it's Legos. Wait, is it? It's Legos.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Oh, according to Patrick, Lego company says Lego, not Legos. Well, they're wrong too. I would drop it, but I don't wanna break it, cause it's very expensive. Drop the mic. Well, the guy who made GIFs says GIFs, so. Yeah, you can be wrong. And he's fucking wrong, as we all know.
Starting point is 00:34:38 It's Legos. No one ever said, can we go play Lego? We did. Cool, you guys were weird and bought furniture for house. Do we get what we're going to do? So I don't think we're going to base that as the baseline of normality. Sorry, the Dunklemen house is not where normal starts.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Well, I could confirm that. What's up? My house doesn't either be where normal starts, but we at least said it correctly as Lego's. It's where it ends. I remember, I had a bunk bed. It's where it normal ends. I had a bunk bed, even though I didn't have
Starting point is 00:35:09 like a brother or sibling. What? Even though I might have, they might have just died and I don't remember. Anyways, so like I had a bunk bed and I was at the top and I was making this like sweet, what does that thing called? It's not a gazebo, it's a gorgonzola.
Starting point is 00:35:22 It's the ski thing. The gongola. You got it. It's not a gazebo. It's a Gorgon's ult. It's the ski thing. The gondola. You got it. It's not a gazebo. It's not a Gorgon's ult. So I was building a Lego gondola off my own design because I was a brilliant child. Not a Lego gondola.
Starting point is 00:35:35 And I had a, no, there's Lego gondola. Right. Oh my gondola's the thing that you're on the, on the, no, but it can also go like through there, like a ski lift, right? Yeah. Yeah, gondola. Oh, that, yeah. Yeah, a G-Dargon's Guggle.
Starting point is 00:35:46 So I was the top, and I had yarn at the top of the bunk, and then I had the bottom on a doorknob, and I would, you know, make my little gondola go down, and I remember one time I was so fascinated, I fell off into the floor, which was just covered in Legos, and I remember just falling, like basically belly flopping into Legos, and I got up and was like
Starting point is 00:36:06 Like wiping them off and it didn't it was like acupuncture it didn't actually hurt and I was like Oh my god, I survived that. Why did you have a bunk bed without another person for the bunk bed? It's probably cuz I pissed my bed a lot so Well the bed sheets well the bed sheets were getting clean for the will bottom bunk I can move the top and then I pissed those, you know, it was like raining down there. Why did you stop pissing the bed sheets, well, the bed sheets were getting clean for the little bottom bunk. I can move the top image. When I pissed those, you know, it was just so awesome. It was like raining down there. Why did you stop pissing the bed?
Starting point is 00:36:31 Probably too late for a normal child. Last night. Last night. I promised it was the last time. Last documented piss bed, bed, bed, pissing. So, one last thing about Legos. Legos. The word, this is from the
Starting point is 00:36:45 control room, the word Lego is a brand name. And it's very special to all of us in the Lego group companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our products as Lego bricks or toys and not Legos. So the bricks and toys are plural. The Lego is not now. Our fees like a guy you are upsetting Lego Lego bricks. So the bricks and toys are plural. The Lego is not normal. Our fuse Lego. Guys, you are upsetting Lego. Lego bricks. You're doing an injustice to calling them Legos.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Why are they making like a phone roll? That's like saying you can say it, Ego Waffles, but you can't say Egos. Yeah, you get, uh. Exactly, that's like, it's wrong. What it is. I mean, I'm sure tons of people do it, but I'm right. Normal people. Normal people. You're so wrong. What it is. I mean, I'm sure tons of people do it, but I'm right. Normal people. Normal people. You're so wrong. I'm so upset
Starting point is 00:37:30 about this. Oh, they also, apparently they also tweeted about it on January 21st. Someone just linked it to me. Someone asked them, what's the plural of Lego Lego or Legos? The plural is Lego bricks, Lego sets, Lego elements, et cetera. We hope this helps. Yeah, but I think there's a point where even a word you create gets appropriated by the zeitgeist of the general public that then what they say is what the normality is. Do they still make Bionicle? Probably.
Starting point is 00:37:57 I played, I didn't play the Bionicle, I played with Connects. Oh, I played it with Connects too. God, I was fucking. We made Connects. Boy, we made Connects. You've got every toy I did. You did. Did you ever buy your own toys?
Starting point is 00:38:09 Did anyone buy your own toys? I did, because I got an allowance. As a child though? Yeah, like, I guess when you're a lot of kids. By the time I got to second or third grade, I was getting allowance. And it wasn't a lot, but I remember that I got $5. I don't know if it was like a week or a month,
Starting point is 00:38:22 something like that, but one action figure, like an X-Men was $5. So if I saved it, I got to go have a, I got to go and actually, and then later on, I think I spent it on like Pokemon cards. I used to go to a toilet with my parents and my brother. I don't think my little brother was born yet at this time, but I remember my older brother would always complain that the Barbie aisle was so hot pink that one time he brought sunglasses with him because he wasn't like such a mood and he's like, I don't want to go down the side. It is too much.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Like as someone who has little girls, like I don't appreciate it, that that's like what is painted down the entire aisle that is like considered where their toys are. Because it's very hard enough to like have these like to continue this conversation that my girl's about like,
Starting point is 00:39:03 about there is no like girl stuff, there is no guy stuff, it's whatever you like, is a girl thing if you like it. And then you go down this aisle and it's just like, someone just threw up Pepto Bismal at high velocities down this entire aisle. And it's like, well, there's more to the color spectrum of girls than just pink or purple.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Can we please introduce that in these toys that they like? But it's always bothered me so much. I get that. I liked it as a kid. No. It's like heaven for me. That I have. But I have like, but like, I'm trying to instill
Starting point is 00:39:36 the sense of like, of you can do whatever you want, you can like whatever you want. As you should. And it's like, and luckily like, I think, I get it, I get it so lucky right now. My kids don't see, at least in my house, they don't see advertising. Because everything that I ever,
Starting point is 00:39:53 anytime they're ever on something that would show advertising, I pay for the service that doesn't have it. There is no, we don't see commercials in my house. Okay. And so I remember as a kid, I don't know if there's a little boy growing up, like it was just a little girl.
Starting point is 00:40:07 As a kid growing up as a kid growing up. Go on out. You saw a commercial and you merely wanted that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And so real or toy. Yeah. I never got a commercial.
Starting point is 00:40:22 It's so good. You look at cat up in the gross fire. cross fire. Cross fire. I think it goes up one more time. Can you go up one more? Cross fire. That wasn't up one more.
Starting point is 00:40:35 That was the same. I can't go higher. No, that's that's that's that's that's a lot of learned range. You can it's high, but if we have found the top of your range, you can go higher than I can. No, I can't. I have a very low voice.
Starting point is 00:40:49 I can't play. Um, dogs are just dying. I never got a crossfire. I never got to play with one. That's like the one that had like the marbles and you would shoot at each other. Mm. Yeah, that's fun.
Starting point is 00:40:59 I never, I'm seen here. The commercial was always really cool. Well, that's like, that's the weird thing. Like, I'm in with Power Wheels. I'm super conflicted by the fact that your kids aren't seeing commercials because I feel like, like, and that's your parenting and stuff like that. But I remember such a part of my childhood
Starting point is 00:41:14 between cartoons was those, you know, was, the commercials from toys and stuff like that. Sure, yeah, do these messages will be right back. Who's that Pokemon? I feel like commercials for toys right now are so fucking lame. They were really lame. You're older.
Starting point is 00:41:28 They were lame. The Toys are so cool though. You're trolling. There's too much. They're not as simple as you. What are you watching that you still see Toy commercials? I watch the Disney Channel or like Nickelodeon sometimes. What do you watch on Disney Channel?
Starting point is 00:41:40 I'm curious. Star of Thrills? Nickelodeon. What do you watch on Nickelodeon? I don't. It's just like the IGN show with a lot of peers. I'm not in the news. Star's Rebels? Nickelodeon. What do you watch on Nickelodeon? I don't remember. It's just like the IGN show. The IGN show with a lot of peers.
Starting point is 00:41:47 I do watch that one. That's on a DX Disney X-D. No, Disney's off that. What is it? Yeah, Disney X-D. What's the X-D Stanford? Is it a new G? It's like one of the Smiley face.
Starting point is 00:41:57 It's an M-O-G. I watch Star's Rebels. Extra what? Extra deaf. It's better than high deaf. The above high deaf is extra deaf. Extra Disney. Yeah. It's actually like deaf. No, no, no. It does sound like extra deaf. Extra what extra death it's better than high death the above high death is extra death extra Disney
Starting point is 00:42:11 That's even more it's 1080 one p But like I can't even think like that's a lot of control room one chuckle Well, I'm trying to think like the most iconic aside from crossfire. What was the most iconic commercial power wheels Wheels was a big thing. It's fun getting into trouble. Yeah, the board games had pretty good genius. Yeah. Um, or wait, daddy. That was a weird game.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I don't like that. It was a weird game. Daddy will beat you. Yeah, I don't know if that was the message. Oh. This is also the discussion I get into with people when I realize that there's different commercials in Canada sometimes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:44 And so I'd be like singing a jingle and everyone would just be looking at me. Like, I don't know what that is. Like I've never heard the crossfire one. Oh. Yeah. You were missing out. Don't be like, if a, man, if a DJ came out with like a crossfire remix, it's gotta be like, screw like, turn to it.
Starting point is 00:42:59 If only you were dating a DJ. Did you guys have, uh-oh. How was it? The show, uh-oh. The show? We had the game. What was the show? I think. It was, it's dating a DJ. Did you guys have a-o? How was it? The show? A-o? The show? We had the game.
Starting point is 00:43:08 What was the show? I think. It was, it's like a kid's game show. It's similar to a double dare, I think. Oh, okay. What's like teams of two kids do like different challenges, like trivia and then like obstacle courses and stuff like that. But I think it's a Canadian show.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Like watching a crossfire. This guy's singing the crossfire song live. A dramatic show. Like watching a crossfire. This guy's singing the crossfire song live. To a medical show. Like in a minor chore. Oh, here's the thing for Uh-oh. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is Uh-oh right here.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Wow, this looks like someone vomited the 90s. Yeah, it was the definition of that. I've never seen my look at this line. I think a Canadian show. It has to be because that one I've never seen one like it was flying. I think it's a Canadian show. It has to be, because that one I talked to here has ever heard of it. Oh, away. Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:43:51 We're not gonna slime ya. We're gonna cover ya in gravy and cheese curds. That's what they did. No, they did. Of course not. I don't know, they did crazy stuff in all these kids games. It was like, what was the thing with the agro-crag?
Starting point is 00:44:09 Agro-crag, why is it? Guts. Like, guts was like from a genre of like shows that just had kids do these insane physical feats for like terrible prizes. Like their factory for kids? Yeah, essentially. But the shit that would piss me off the most like the
Starting point is 00:44:26 The fucking worst was watching some little shit Go into a Toys R Us and he can get fucking anything he wanted into a bunch of grocery carts What what show was that it was like the it was like the prize round for some bigger game show Yeah, but they fucking sucked at it. They're so inefficient. They're going for the stupid bull crap. Like, what was it? Super toy run.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Super toy run. They were terrible at it. I remember I would just be like, I would be scooping thousands of dollars worth of stuff. That was me watching the kids do the final challenge in legends of the hidden temple. Were they drunk? Like, everybody seemed like they were just horrible
Starting point is 00:45:06 at those times. I feel like they didn't train before they did and they just got out of breath. I just want to point out that the official Lego Twitter account responded. Yeah, how's that? Oh, did you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Oh, I thought you were talking about the responded thing that was. They're wrong. We've already gotten over this. They put you to the bottom. January 21st, right? Okay, can you ask, well, you got them, can you ask them if I can get
Starting point is 00:45:23 a William Falcon? I'll promote it. They're not talking to her right now. Well, can you ask? Well, you got him, can you ask him if I can get a William Falcon? I'll promote it. They're not talking to her right now. Yeah, Lego. Mr. Lego. Saw, Dan. So, Millennium Falcon.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Can I get one? On Twitter here. We're asking how many Twitter followers you have? 100, 100, 100. 100, 100. 100. I don't know. Here on Twitter,
Starting point is 00:45:43 at Heza, Catherine is asking, if you remember House hippos. What is, is that your name? I agree with that lady. Yes, I do remember House hippos. I don't remember what they were. I think they were just small hippos. We had hungry earlier.
Starting point is 00:45:58 And it was like a fake, I think it was like a fake thing. It was like a fake advertisement for something. I like this, this, this, the, like the pitch like the pitch like all right got a house with small hippos Canadian public service and that was a fake advertisement. Yeah, produced in May of 99 It's to educate children about critical thinking with regard to what they see in television advertisements Yeah, so there was this was a PSA that would play in Canada. This is weird.
Starting point is 00:46:26 And so kids would see this and think that. I guess to let you know that not everything you see on TV is real. Mo-mo-mo drugs! Oh, peanut butter toast! A lot of peanut butter toast. Blame this. I look out that's what you're watching on to. It's really old. I'm sure that peanut butter toast is really gross, mate.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Did you guys get the, um, it's really good like when you make it fresh? Yes. Did you guys get that this is your brain on drugs ads? Yeah, yeah. The brain on drugs. Yeah. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:46:52 This is your brain on drugs and the questions. Yeah, yeah. I learned it from watching you. I just remember growing up thinking that like being at parties, I was gonna get so much more pure pressure to try drugs. Like people would think I was like so uncool for not wanting to do it. Yeah. That's because that's what the commercial portray.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah. I feel like, hey kid, you want some weed? No one ever asked me. And it's like nerd, and it's like, be cool and say no. It's like, no, whatever fucking does that. Yeah. No, where was all the offers when I was saying? Yeah, I was over-prepared for that.
Starting point is 00:47:22 I was over-prepared for that. The first, yeah. Well, like the first few times that I was over prepared for that. I was over prepared. The first, yeah. Well, like the first few times that I was, Yeah. Yeah. The first few times that I tried substances that I had not tried before. It was like super beer.
Starting point is 00:47:35 What, yeah. That being like liquor and lipstick. Lipstick. Tiny penis. That's tiny. That's, tiny penis. That's Barbara putting on her lipstick. No, it's like super casual. I was with friends and everybody's really comfortable
Starting point is 00:47:51 and if I said no, they're like, yeah, that's cool. Okay, so you're good on your face. Thank you. You're good. And now keep rubbing them. Weed is legal in some states. Yeah, which is really weird to me. Did you hear the story about that? Not here.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Kid who would get like over 100 seizures a day and they put him on cannabis oil and he hasn't had a single one in like 300 days or something like that. Weed, weed, weed. Weed. That's great. There's not kids.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Two-pid days. You're loopy today. Did you need a nap? He used some time out. Who asked you to try drugs today? Blaine, who was it? Blaine said yes to all the drugs. Who asked what?
Starting point is 00:48:28 We can't actually go into that. Everyone. Do you want to go back to it? It was in a place where it was legal. I think you talked about it before. No, you're talking about Washington. Seattle. Which, in a hard time with your boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:48:42 We should have. Some of the stores are great in Seattle. Yes. In Washington State. They're like such a huge selection of adult products. Don't do it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, Dr. Rodriguez, isn't it? In Nevada.
Starting point is 00:48:57 It is now, I believe, going to be legal in Nevada. Because they were like advertising at crazy times. But I think that you're not, they're not gonna be able to open any dispensaries on the strip. Oh, okay. There's a lot of that. It's gonna have to be off the strip by a certain amount, which is weird,
Starting point is 00:49:11 cause I mean, it's also like prostitution is legal in Nevada, but it's not legal in Las Vegas. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you be outside of it? How many states is it legal? What? What?
Starting point is 00:49:22 I think it's like six or seven now, maybe prostitute. Only six or seven out of 50. It's not that many. Let me see. Are we talking about being or having one? Also, are you asking if I'd be a prostitute? No, Barbara. You're a classy lady. I'm asking what you get. You're seeing prostitute dirty. I've seen legal prostitute. Let our male prostitute. Probably not. No. No. What if he was like clean, if my circumstances were different, like I was having a hard time finding anyone, you just wanted to experience a human touch, maybe. But not the case. Barber's too good for prostitutes.
Starting point is 00:49:56 So Miss Holy Toi, you're over here. It is legal, recreationally in seven states. Okay. Medically, it looks like one, two, three. Medivates a lot more. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. Wow. 17, 17, 18, 20.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Wow. And the last one, 11, 10. Not legal. I guess it's easier to count. Not legal. One, two, three. This is a fun part of this podcast. I get to count.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Seven states. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, it's gonna make a count. It's gonna make a count. Ah, ah, ah. It's gonna make a count count seven states. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh So there's a video that came out of Kermit singing rainbow connection at the Hollywood Bowl. They had Muppets live like this past like in a week ago. Or maybe this past weekend.
Starting point is 00:50:53 And I don't know if it was the first public time or if it was just a most recent time when the new guy Matt Vogel was doing the voice. And I watched it and I got really upset because I didn't like his voice and I had to actually go back and listen to the different people who have done the Kermit voice because it was Jim Henson and then he kind of changed his voice up later on like around the 70s and 80s and then when he died it was Whitmeyer, Steven Whitmeyer, who took over, and he was the one who basically defined all of the permits that we saw growing up, because he did it all the way up until like 2016.
Starting point is 00:51:31 But then another guy took over for a short while, and then this new guy, Matt Vogel, and I don't like, did he? Didn't one of the permits like, diddle some kids or something? That was the Elmo. Oh, shit. Now that he did it, allegedly, he was,
Starting point is 00:51:43 he was, what's it called? Uh oh. Yeah, that's my best all know. But what happened with, oh no, I remember, I read about this. Permit, didn't he have like, there was like some big creative differences? Well, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:57 He didn't like the direction they were taking. I read it into it and apparently they've had, they had problems with Whitmeyer for years that he was very difficult to work with and had issues with the production group. And they even said that in 2004 when Disney bought Muppets, they wished they had let Whitmeyer go so they didn't have to have dealt with Whitmeyer in this new Disney revamp of it. But unfortunately he stayed with. But I think I read that he had created differences
Starting point is 00:52:26 and he was basically claiming like, this isn't the way Henson would want it to be. And then the Henson family is like, fuck you. Yeah, the Henson family is all for this new guy. They're very much like, they're- But he sucks. It'll become a normal, it'll be the Kermit voice that kids who now see them up, it's will normalize it with.
Starting point is 00:52:46 But it's not the current that I grew up, you know, even going all the way back to watching reruns of the Muppet Show. It wasn't the current that I knew. And it kind of bumps me out. Geez, I wonder what the process is like whenever they have a new James Bond, how you deal with that? But that's a character that changes.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Yeah, that's already built into the character. There are certain characters that change. It's like being upset about the new doctor. It's like, well, the doctor changes. There's a new doctor. Yeah. What? Did you miss this?
Starting point is 00:53:14 Don't tell me it's a girl. Okay. Oh, I see where. Oh, no, well, Blaine obviously knows. He made that video. Oh, no, wait, that was about the same. That's for Wonder Woman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:22 But equally stupid for people to freak out about it. Yeah. But those are characters that the characters are changing. Don't at me. Blades and Rare Form tonight. You're in a mood, I like it. This is a fun group. It's good.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Boisterous. We're all friends. We're all talking about stuff that's on our mind. Yeah, we're friends. This is better than a fidget spinner, by the way. Hey, you're welcome. I'm glad I could bring some joy in your life with my present is better than a fidget spinner, by the way. Hey, you're welcome. I'm glad I could be, I could bring some joy in your life with my present.
Starting point is 00:53:47 I'm vintage fidget spinners. I remember a while ago on a podcast, I was going like this, and I used to do this for forever as a nervous tick, and they made fidget spinners, and I don't want to do this anymore, because then it looks like I'm like a daked, a fidget spinner way per day in your life.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah. They kind of predate you, even I think. Yeah. As far as the path, the original path. Don't you remember when remember when st. Jude today. Oh used to use his fidget spinners He put his sunglasses on He put his fingers in his pants and said just blaze I said it's lit fam and then dab How do you think I've ever actually dabbed? Oh, I was missing out. It's an experience. I refused to because it's come on Together, I've been mochi dad. Oh, no, no, no, no, no do out. It's an experience. I refuse to because it's come on together. I've been mojita
Starting point is 00:54:25 All right, no, no, no, no do it. It's stupid. It's more than a shit. One two three Okay, I'm doing that way. Arms up arms up arms up arms up You know how your arms are breaking down. Three two one I'm gonna jump me down, jump me down. Three, two, one. Man, he left me hanging. Stupid, you're an ass. Why is it stupid? I don't put the wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:54:50 How about you do something for your friend John? Cause it makes me think of like the Paul kid. The John Luke Paul. John Luke Paul, you know him. Paul, makes me think of him. Why? He's like the epitome of a millennial. Okay, come on, I can't say this.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I brought you presents. I'm your good friend. They shouldn't make commercials about like, are you still pitiable, are you? Are you still pitiable, are you? I'm here to pressure you into, into dabbing. I think dabbing is also a drug term. Day or, come on, just one.
Starting point is 00:55:15 I'm not kind of, just one. No. I've never seen more of a drug term. I'll do it after the podcast. I'll do another podcast. During the podcast. Oh, I didn't know we'll do in the post show. Yeah, because then people will want to watch.
Starting point is 00:55:23 If someone buys a first membership just to see you dab, I will personally shake their hand. Yeah, now I'll do in the post show. Yeah, because then people will want to watch. If someone buys a first membership just to see you, dab, I will personally shake their hand. Yeah, now I'll do in the post show. Are you promise? Yeah, I'm not. Hand shake. I don't think he's gonna follow through with this. He will.
Starting point is 00:55:34 You promise? Look at me. Look at me. You promise? Yes. You promise to dab? Look at me, you're fucking crossing the fingers. You promise to dab during the post show? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Don't be addicted to me. Stop it. See, he's not saying I promise to. He's post show. Yeah, yeah. Don't be addicted to me. Stop it. See, he's not saying I promised to. He's just saying, yeah. You're an ass. You won't just dab. Just dab. This is the pure pressure you were expecting
Starting point is 00:55:53 would drug the party. Yeah, where was this with all the weed when I was a child? What happened, what happens when you flip dab in reverse? Was it spell? Like, that one, no. Bad. If you look at it in a mirror though, was it spell? Like, that one, no. Bad. If you look at it in a mirror, though, it's dead.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Bad. Yeah. It's lowercase. Oh yeah, that makes sense. It's not. Yeah, fucking seein' all this. It knows because you got it tattooed on his chest. It's like, it's a bad, it's a bad dab.
Starting point is 00:56:19 If you're looking at the mirror, it's this bad dab. I don't know if that would actually work or not. It would work. The A would have to be capitalized, which would be weird. Oh, yes. The lower case cap on my step. That's bad. I got another thing to read here.
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Starting point is 00:58:08 You know who else does a really good job with opening products? Apple. Yeah, Apple. They're doing that iPhone announcement tomorrow. They make, they make very pretty packaging. Yes. Is it in some like anniversary for the iPhone?
Starting point is 00:58:22 So this is the 10th anniversary. So it's gonna be the 8, right? Not the 7s. Supposedly, it'll be both. Have you seen the new design? What do you think of it? What? This goes back to the me and Bernie argument from forever ago.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Supposedly, they're going to do two different ones. Like a 7s and then either an 8 or an X. Yeah, there's rumors of X, iPhone X. Right, like an anniversary edition. How do you think of it as a new design? It's got like no, it's all glass on the front. It's like no buttons. Supposedly no buttons.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Are they sticking with the whole lightning cable? Is your charger thing? I think so. I swear to God, I think I plugged from underneath those again on. That bothered me so much on my flight home because my phone was at 19% and I had to like make sure it stayed so I could get an Uber when I got home, but I wanted to listen to music. So I was like,
Starting point is 00:59:10 well, I could either charge my phone or listen to music. I can't do both. I gotta get that Bluetooth. Yeah. Bluetooth or get one of those Apple charging cases. Because the cables are. Huh? Or get like one of the Apple battery cases. Yeah. That has like a headphone jack in it too. No, but it charges your phone and then you can still plug an audio to the lightning port. No, because I think those have micro USB plugins, right? I said by the Apple one, you dickhead. Also, apparently, according to the subreddit, this is your...
Starting point is 00:59:36 It has like, it makes another one. It has one on the thing. Oh, can you see? How is the charging at that? Yes. The charge is, because it's got a plug in it. Right. And then it has an output as well. I'm not gonna lie, this does not like...
Starting point is 00:59:48 It's not great, and I've ranted about this before. Like, they know their phone is shitty, so they have to make that, to make up. But that feels like a shitty case, though. It's shitty, I hate it. Apparently according to the sub-rate, this is your 400th podcast. My 400th podcast?
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah. I haven't been on more. I'm disappointed on myself. What podcast number is this? You're gonna get a few more, because this is like 4.3. 4. I haven't been on more. I'm disappointed on myself. But podcast number is this is like for 67 Wow, slacker a lot of podcasts. You've been for 57 so you've missed 57. That's a lot. It's like if you took every Monday off or something. Yeah, what a fucking slacker over a year of podcast grads. We got your presence. I got your presence from HV. We're coming up on this December will be the ninth anniversary of the podcast, which means that next December will be year 10, which is fucking crazy to me. Wow. What, what,
Starting point is 01:00:29 what, what, what, what, what, what are we going to do to like, celebrate? 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, I don't think we should do anything for now. Maybe we'll do something for 10. I feel like I've heard a bunch of fun ideas thrown around for podcasts that we could do. And they never really come to fruition. There's a special one that we would do in another city and we would do something related to that city. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:00:54 Yeah. I don't know if it is. I remember hearing about that one. I don't know if it is a podcast listener. I don't know if that adds too much value to the podcast I'm listening to. I prefer just the content itself to be. I think, I mean, from an outside perspective, I know when podcasts I listen to do something special
Starting point is 01:01:07 like that, and I know that our viewers, like when we do something cool, I think it was like podcasts 300, where I think people were expecting something big or something cool to happen, and it was just like on the laser team set, and it was like a shorter podcast too, because everyone was so busy.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Yeah, and Jared Butler wasn't even there. And I think a lot of people were like, amped up thinking that something special was gonna happen, and that didn't, and he, yeah, he actually was sitting in the background the whole time. I'm saying no to blame. I'm just saying no to blame. Just say no to blame.
Starting point is 01:01:31 It's a treasure reference. He was the Spartans. That should be a PSA. So movie, it's a movie about 300 Spartans, you see? And they take on the Persian army, just 300 of them. It's incredible. You should see it. Did they say you should shall not pass and then kick each other into holes?
Starting point is 01:01:47 No, no, they say this is sparta. May the force be everyone your favorite Harry. No, that's not the quote. That's three different movies. That's my favorite movie. That's catniss. It makes a little bit of mix of catniss and then there's some Obi-Wan or Luke in there too. So we a movie together this weekend. What'd you see? Blinking, which one is that it? What'd you see? I forgot about that because it's a jealous
Starting point is 01:02:13 that you wouldn't got, which shooting guns without me. I've got about the movie, how together. Do you, how is this something where you're putting guilt on me that I'd invite you to go shoot guns? I don't wanna go shoot guns. Have you ever shot a gun, Blee? Yeah, it's fun. So you're done. I'm good. You're good. I'm pretty good. invite you to go shoot guns. I don't wanna go shoot guns. Have you ever shot a gun, Blee? Yeah, it's fun. So you're done.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I'm good. You're good. I'm pretty good. It was your first time though, right, John? Yeah, I never even touched a gun. Never even seen a gun. Was that like your nervous? I was very nervous because I wanted to treat it with the respect it deserves and I wanted
Starting point is 01:02:40 to do well. Went with Alex from animation and Adam Baird. And it was really fun. Alex was a fantastic person to go out with with his military background. He had a ton of knowledge. And he was just very patient and helpful. Never made me feel embarrassed at all, which is a big thing for me. It's good to go with someone like that who has like a real, a very deep knowledge of it. Yeah. Someone who won't make you feel bad for asking questions. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Because you know, you wanna make sure that you don't do anything wrong and fully understand what you're getting into. So it's good that he has the patience to listen to. He also like had, he just, he would, we would do something with one of the guns and then he would like, switch up the gun or something or he'd switch out the ammo
Starting point is 01:03:23 and he would like explain what's happening. Be like, now feel how this feels, you're like, put on a suppressor and change that around. And so he was showing me how the actual mechanics of guns work while we did it. And that was a, for like the nerd part of me, and that was really enjoyable. On top of the fact of getting to like shoot for the first time. It also helps that he looks like black beard from Rambus 6 Siege. Yeah, I mean, he, he looked pretty bad at the internet.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I'm like the most legit person out of all of us that were there. But yeah, it was something that I've always wanted to experience. It's just that thing that a lot of people talk about, especially here in Texas. And so to have zero context, not even like, I never even touched a gun before that day. It was cool. It was something new to do, and I like doing new things. The thing that freaked me out about when I was gone shooting outdoors is if you happen to miss your target and hit a rock
Starting point is 01:04:13 or something like that, that sound that you hear in Westerns, but damn, yeah, yeah. It's there, and that's basically the bulge deflecting and flying off somewhere. That must be really dangerous. What? I feel like the chances of that bullet going and coming through to the video, I've seen
Starting point is 01:04:28 someone shooting a 50 caliber rifle at a target and it hits a rock and bounces back and it knocks off the ear protection he's got on. Forget everything I just said. Forget everything I just said. It's a chance. I mean, it's probably not gonna happen, but I mean, I feel a chance.
Starting point is 01:04:43 You think like the X, Y and Z dimension, and there's like probably thousands of degrees that that bullet can go from that ricochet. This is like a one-percent chance, or not like less than one person. You know who I was with the first time I shot again? Who? Gus.
Starting point is 01:04:58 That's me. Where were you? Before I even moved to Austin, I was visiting. Gus and Bernie took me to shoot a gun in a gun range. And there's a video of it, I'm, I think like 19 years old, and, uh, or maybe 20. And I shoot the gun, and I don't know what to do with it, so I just like slowly put it down on the thing,
Starting point is 01:05:16 but it's like tilted a little bit, and Gus like runs in, he's like, keep it down, range, keep it down, range. And I'm like, I don't want to touch these things. So it's just like slightly like this, but you have to keep it so straight. I always keep it pointed. Yeah. Thanks for the invite, I saved a direction.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Always. Street again before you knew you existed. You know, that was not English. Before we knew you existed. My favorite part of the day was that to contextualize almost everything he told me, he would put it in the terms of PUBG. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 01:05:44 And so he'd be like, you know how in PUBG, when you. I'm gonna go back to your guns in just a second. Someone wrote dab bad and put it in a mirror. How's it look? It works. It works. Thank you. That bad is dab bad. Wait, is that bad?
Starting point is 01:05:55 It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.
Starting point is 01:06:03 It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's a mirror. How's it look? It works. It works, thank you. That bad is dab bad. Wait, is that a shattered mirror? Yes, pretty cool. Guns, we're talking about guns.
Starting point is 01:06:15 We're talking about guns. Yeah, so you just had to contextualize it all with PUBG? Yeah, because like he had a few guns with accessory like components on it. And so he would kind of tell me, and even like the guns with accessory components on it, and so he would kind of tell me, and even like the guns, we shot a lock and that kind of thing. He had like a red dot or a holographic on one of those.
Starting point is 01:06:34 He had a red dot on one of the pistols, and so he even says, you know how in the game now you can put a red dot on this pistol, that's literally what we're doing right now. We know, I moved to Texas, and for the first time ever, I now own guns. You two of them. America.
Starting point is 01:06:47 Jesus. So I forgot to say thank you to Cricket and Clover for that tweet. So I sent them the video of the guy shooting the rifle and the ricochet knocking his ear protection off. Oh shit. Oh man, that's a scary one. Oh my God, wow.
Starting point is 01:07:04 So I bounced, you you look like a bounce. Yeah, it bounced, it bounced, it went on the way back and still hit that your protection. There was a guy, I'm only a shit. Good thing you had better protection. That was the, I think the most interesting part of the day was to finally actually hear the difference in sound between a normal gun and a suppressed gun.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Because there's always been, it's not a huge difference. Well, no, it's more so. It takes your ear protection off. It's more so even what the sound itself sounds like because in movies, that's only context I've ever had. Sounds like a cleaf. Yeah, it's sound.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Sssh. Sssh. Sssh. Sssh. Sssh. Right, Barbara? What? Sssh.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Sssh. Sssh. I don't want to talk with anyone. It's not actually a silencer. It's a suppressor. Yeah, we even had that conversation What? I don't want to talk about this anymore. It's not actually a silencer. It's a suppressor. Yeah, we even had that conversation about like, that there's people that would argue,
Starting point is 01:07:51 like don't call it a silencer suppressor because it doesn't actually silence it, suppress it, it's a sound but whatever. And that was just, I was very happy to finally get to with my own ears, tell the difference. Cause we had ear protection on the entire time, but then for one of the shots through a suppressed gun, he said, take your,
Starting point is 01:08:08 oh, it's because he did something else to it that even suppressed even further. And so we took one year off and it was like, it was like the sound of a BB gun is what it sounded like, how quiet he got it. Wow. What do you do it? I can't remember exactly what he did,
Starting point is 01:08:22 but he, he, Oh, he'd been there. Yeah, I've only been there. You should have gone, Blake. Yeah. Yeah, you're terrible. I got, you're just a terrible terrible person. It's weird to me because I fired my first gun
Starting point is 01:08:36 when I was five years old. Wow. And I received my first gun as a birthday present on my ninth birthday. Wow. Well, was it? It was a 22 rifle. And that we shot a 22 rifle. It was fun. Well, was it? It was a 22 rifle. And that we shot a 22 rifle.
Starting point is 01:08:46 And fun. Well, that was the thing was that we shot. Yeah, we shot a few guns like, hey, he had a clock and he had a rifle and we're like a couple rifles. But one of them, once I shot those, shooting that 22 was like, this is a, this is an airsoft gun.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Yeah, it's like how it felt. So light. It was the difference in bullets and caliber and like that, it was insane. I want to show up to Gun Range with a Glock and you feel like guys to break my Glock. Duh. You know, far right up to the top.
Starting point is 01:09:13 This sounds really silly to say, but I did get recognized at the Gun Range by the people who ran the Gun Range from the know. Guy blocks out and he goes, Hey, you look at the guy from the know. Oh, and I went, I am the guy. He's like, I from the know. Guy blocks out and he goes, Hey, you look like the guy from the know. And I went, I am the guy from the know. He's like, I hate the know. Bye, bye, bye.
Starting point is 01:09:29 Wow. I feel like that's been happening more and more frequently lately. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Bye, bye. Where people recognize me in public because of having done a read for the know. It happened at each of you the other day.
Starting point is 01:09:41 Mm-hmm. Where it's specifically from that. Yeah, that's like, oh, you're, yeah. That's even bigger deal for you to, for you to be recognized from the know. Yeah, you're, you're, you're gusts from the know, right? Like, yes, I am. Yes.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Technically. Yeah. It's fun day, it's fun. It's, it's, it's fun. I haven't been shooting it a long time. What do you guys think it, haven't seen it yet? Oh, I've actually, a lot of advice.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Hey, hey, hey, hey, thanks for inviting me to go watch it by the way. Yeah, thanks sounds like it was fun Oh, Bernie invited me. I love the photos of seeing you in the in the theater. Yeah, Bernie Why so cool so I didn't yeah, I don't have the power over the you know what I was invited by Alex So so could have been like blind would have enjoyed this yeah, so you could be like I would have enjoyed that Oh, I thought we already had a load No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I thought we already had a load of that. No, no, no, no. You take it for Bob by Bernie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:27 It's weird. It's not really hard to add a ticket. Yeah, we can't really. Why? We're moving that you're going to as well. Hey, guess what? How does it taste, Blaine? It tastes like Shinerbox.
Starting point is 01:10:36 But that's the aftertaste. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Why, why are you seeing that? I don't know. You're here. It. Yeah,, yeah. So a lot of time I've taken to calling it Stephen King's
Starting point is 01:10:48 The It Movie because we'll be like, Oh, did you see it? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm like, okay. It is the title of the It. It's just it. But why would you say Stephen King's The It Movie? Because I get confused.
Starting point is 01:11:00 Or why I say The It Movie. Whatever. Stephen King's. We've been being jackasses and just calling it like. Stephen King's The It Movie 2017. I get confused. Well, why don't you say the it movie? Whatever. Oh, I thought we've tried it. We've been being jackasses and just calling it like, Stephen King's it movie 2017. The staff of the hit novel, it of the same name. Like we're just joking around with it.
Starting point is 01:11:14 But uh, I've never been scared of clowns. That was never something that hit me as a kid. It'd be creepy. Did ever hit you hit me. If you found yourself in that in a room, like they did in the movie where you're in a scary house and the room is filled Oh, yeah, it's all about context for sure clowns. I mean you could put anything in there you could put if you were in If you were walking down a dark street and there's a clown if there was a I was walking down a dark street and there's a guy
Starting point is 01:11:39 Address is a telotubby. I'd be scared like anything. Well, that's also very creepy. Oh very scary If he was dressed as, I don't know, what would be not creepy? What would be not scary? Everything is creeping in a dark alley. I feel like it's ice cream man. If he was dressed like he was Ryan Gosling because he was Ryan Gosling, would you be creeped out? If you, I would be very confused
Starting point is 01:12:00 as to why Ryan Gosling is just a down there to the dark alley by himself at night. He was waiting for you. There you go. Blow. Make a wish. Some of one could hope. Then you get it.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Make it. Make a wish. Speaking of, do you guys see that I met my future husband this weekend? Oh, what's his face? What? Guy from Wazel and Richie. Aaron Hild. No, we are at a convention.
Starting point is 01:12:21 We are at Ro City Comic Con in Portland. And there is this little boy. I don't know how old you was. He must have been maybe nine or 10 years old. Going on 30. I did see this. The most charismatic, hilarious, outgoing, confident kid I've ever met in my entire life.
Starting point is 01:12:36 How do you raise a child like that for years? But I met him a few times, and at the end of the convention, he came back and proposed to me with a sign ring, and he gave me this little banner that said best day ever because he's like you gave me the best day ever when I met you yesterday and I'm like you were the sweetest child in the entire world. That's so awesome. He was like you're an angel, sweetie. Yeah he came by and he kept telling me that I looked like an angel from the sky and that I was like a sweetie pie
Starting point is 01:12:59 and that's beautiful and I looked like so much fun. Confirmed Barbara Dunkelman, Cougar. Hey man, do you call me in 10 years? Yeah. Or 20 maybe. Because. Just to be safe. No, that's super awesome. Yeah. So how was it your first time in Portland?
Starting point is 01:13:17 It was, yeah. I didn't get to see much. The only thing I really saw was this place called Dante's, which is a bar slash music venue, because I want to go see Troy Baker perform live. He was performing with his band called Window to the Abbey. For Baker's Hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:32 He is completely new. And an amazing performer. Meaghan for the first time recently as well. Great guy. He's voice. It's like that of an angel. That an angel from the sky. Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:40 One might say. But no, that was amazing. But yeah, Portland in general was a really cool place to be. I'm not born. So yeah, that show was phenomenal. If you are not familiar with Troy Baker and his band Winno to the Abbey, you should definitely check them out. Because man, that's a talented group of people.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Is Portland like the Austin of the North? Like, it's like a kind of a same thing. I think Austin is the Portland of the South. It's a, I think it's very like hipster-y. Yeah. Kind of like Austin is. Yeah of the South. I think it's very like hipster-y. Yeah. Kind of like Austin is. Yeah. But it always sucks, you know, when you go to convention,
Starting point is 01:14:08 you basically get to see that at the city. Yeah, you would see much. Yeah. It's like they had a great hotel and a great convention center. That's all I really get to see. And maybe a restaurant. I try to make time or come in a day, or leave a day late, you know, just to, yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Yeah, I might try to do that with future conventions. So you do the thing we want to have Barbara on the podcast tonight. Yeah. That's true. I could go day early. I think we wouldn't have had Barbara on the podcast tonight. Yeah, that's true. I could go day early, so I'm back Monday's for you guys. Yeah, I mean, even though I've missed 57. Although we film, we film always open on Thursday, so I can't miss your stage.
Starting point is 01:14:36 You just go to conventions when you're between seasons. Yeah, you know what films on Tuesdays? Tuesday night game, fine. Tuesday night game, but it's not over soon. It's tomorrow's the finale, and me and the Similpa boys are about to wreck shop. We're undefeated. Congratulations.
Starting point is 01:14:51 We're doing real good. Good. Please watch. I was amazed. I hosted an episode of Tuesday night game fight and I was amazed at the rundown that the broadcast crew has for like how, I mean, because everything's so packed in that show.
Starting point is 01:15:04 It's like the camera's gonna be here here we're gonna do this and we're gonna move here we're gonna do this there's just so much going on and to keep straight in your head it's a it's really super crazy production. Do you ever have you ever watched an eSports event? Yeah. What have you watched? I've watched some Overwatch stuff. I watched some of the international last year. And what else are watched? I think that's about it. I find the production of esports and talking about
Starting point is 01:15:30 to use that game fight. What are you doing? You have hair all over you. You're a mess. Just keep talking, just let it happen. Just let it happen. I'm like a monkey. Are you eating them?
Starting point is 01:15:39 Maybe. I find the production that goes into those esports things amazing, including the guys have to be the cameraman in the games Mm-hmm and have to be like have the responsibility of showing especially like a game like Overwatch that has so much Happening and to choose when is what's shown not only do you I mean It's not only the camera people in the game But it's also the technical director who's calling the shots as well. I mean I know that You know, there's a complain at the pub exactly what I was gonna say pub G did their first esports thing at games common They got a lot of black hair for it and I think you know, there's a big complaint at the pub G. Exactly what I was gonna say. Pub G did their first esports thing at Gamescom
Starting point is 01:16:06 and they got a lot of black hair for it. And I think, you know, I mean, that just shows that that game still has a long way to go. And I think I saw some interviews today on Polygon with like the head of Blue Hole and some people involved. They're like, yeah, you know, we're nervous. Our games still not polished, it's still not done. We have a long way to go,
Starting point is 01:16:24 but I mean, people are just so into PUBG right now. That's like, they're just trying to start making esports work with it. It's also a game that has so much going on where nothing could be actually happened. Right. I've tried to camera one of those matches before. Or some of those matches before. When you've got a hundred people going on, you're like, well, those people are kind of close, maybe they'll have an encounter. Those people over there are really close, maybe they'll have an encounter. Those people over there really close. Maybe they'll have an encounter. You're almost like praying for someone to encounter someone.
Starting point is 01:16:48 So something will happen. Right. Like there was that video that happened where some guy was able to because of his placement, he won like $15,000 by avoiding everyone for about 99% of the match. Oh, he just hid. He literally got in a boat, drove out to the spawn island, hung out there for a while, stayed in the blue for forever, just kept healing and did nothing. The entire game other than just kept getting loot. And like that was the game at an esports
Starting point is 01:17:13 event of a guy not engaging with other players at all. That sounds like whatever that convention is with a ball pit thing. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's just like awful. Like the worst that could have happened. There was a CSGO esports event. And I apologize. I don't follow CSGO very closely. So I don't know all the exact details. But some players won $50,000 because the other team showed up late. So essentially they forfeited.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Oh wow. That's a big difference. Yeah. So stupid. I know there's even insane fines that can happen if guys don't comply correctly or they use the wrong skin for something or there's all kinds of specific, almost like just regular sports.
Starting point is 01:17:55 You have to follow the rules. They're also taking money. Yep. I like watching it over. Okay, explain this to me about the Overwatch World Cup. Okay. They did all of the games all of the, like, games leading up to the World Cup in August.
Starting point is 01:18:10 For the entire month of them traveling around to Los Angeles and I'll strengthen like that. And then Blizzcon's not to October. That's literally doing the entire NFL and then taking two months until the Super Bowl happens. Yeah, that's weird. Or even three months. I don't understand why you do that.
Starting point is 01:18:26 I don't know. This is bad timing, maybe. We're talking about games and they're upset because we're not talking about some of the they can engage in, so they're having a little moment. Blizzard. Let's talk about some of our milestones. Let's talk about it.
Starting point is 01:18:34 No, no, no, fuck that. Blizzard also announced they're opening an esports arena, right? In Southern California. Are they gonna have Blizzcon or something other than the pond? Blizzard, or the Honda Center, whatever it is? I'm gonna look, I don't think it's for Blizzcon.
Starting point is 01:18:45 I think it's just like a permanent eSports arena. Oh wow. Yeah, they're opening their own eSports arena in LA. Blizzard Arena Los Angeles will be home to Overwatch and Hearthstone competitions. You might play Smite anymore. So it's still a thing. I miss Smite.
Starting point is 01:18:57 It's still a thing. I was thinking about it too. I was thinking about it the other day how fun it used to be when we were at work and we all were in this building and we had this Smite room over there, which was the gaming room, but we all just used our first night. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:08 And it would be like, smite. Yeah. That was good. Yeah, we had a slot group. It's my. And we do that every now and then for lunch with Balagrounds now. We did. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:17 But do you do it still? No, we haven't done it forever. Okay. Do you want to? Yeah. We should do smite again. I was about getting a PC. Yeah, I feel like the characters would be completely different.
Starting point is 01:19:27 There are. There's a ton of characters. One of our designers, could a PC. I'm going to get one. I love that everybody keeps getting PCs. Well, it's like I feel like so left out of such a big portion of this company because they don't have a PC for gaming. Yeah, Michael, I never played PUBG.
Starting point is 01:19:41 I saw Michael's for the first time this weekend. His little setup. Oh, did, yeah, he got one, right? Yeah, he got it all hooked up there. Big old setup there. I know you're a working-on one. Well, I've got one. Thanks to Adam Baird, he actually is the most gracious man
Starting point is 01:19:54 God ever. And he just gave me a bunch of his old spare parts and I only had a bio-cultivated here in there. Yeah, he's just a fucking good dude. Like Andy's getting one. Yeah, but I have to get a station. So many people this company who could help you though with that stuff. Where I'm like, I don't know anything about PC gaming
Starting point is 01:20:07 or what specs are like anything that I need for anything. Literally, I'll use those. What's your budget, I'll take care of it. Right, just go to Adam Barron and be like, I want a PC. No. Honestly, it seems really intimidating when you start, but if you just learn like a couple of basic things,
Starting point is 01:20:20 it's not that bad. I don't wanna learn more stuff though, I'm at the max. I'm just kidding. At the ripe age of what you've done, you're done learning. I'm 28. I'm thinking about even maybe streaming. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it's dreamy. It's fun.
Starting point is 01:20:34 I uploaded a full playthrough of a PUBG game on mine the other day. 28. Totally no bad comments in there, right? Only one bad comment. No, yeah. Most of them were okay. I admit, I'm not the best player in the world. I just uploaded it for happy. No, don't don't be hard to tell. I was happy about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:51 So, dude, we're having a we're trying to ask each other questions while you guys are talking, but ask a question. Propose the topic. No, he was just wondering. When you hump dry hump a sask watch today, because you were covered in fur. Far back cut cut you off, I'm so sorry. No, it's okay, that's what I was wanting. I was curious about this as well. I did play with some doggies. Oh, Gus and... Oh, I'm guessing a doggy.
Starting point is 01:21:13 God damn, I hate that there's a dog named Gus. Yeah. I knew you would. The second I found out that dog's name was Gus, I was like, oh, I was sitting over there earlier. And Ellie yells, Gus, I was like, what? Oh, that dog, God damn it. Yeah, that's dog. She brought us your offices, I think, going back over there early. And Ellie yells, God, so like, what? Like, oh, that's all, God damn it. Yeah. God stop.
Starting point is 01:21:25 She bothers your offices, I think, going back over there, right? Yeah. So like, you're gonna be right next to Ellie's office and she brings a gust of work. Gust, what? You're gonna be a really good boy. The last two times.
Starting point is 01:21:37 We just hired a new designer named John, that's I'm very upset about. He's also J.O.N. Spell is going to be a John or a... He's J.O.N. So we'll come by his last name. We're trying to figure out what we're gonna just call him because we're Vrijasai we can't have him.
Starting point is 01:21:49 You need the nickname or his middle name. I'm good. Literally in the same office. We're good. I'm surprised I've been good because I like, I don't know, we hire a lot of women now and there's always a chance
Starting point is 01:21:59 someone's gonna have the name Barbara, they're older, but not a third younger. I met this weekend at Roastedy Comic Con. I met the first fan ever named Barbara. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way you haven't met a Barbara. That was the, I think it was the first fan
Starting point is 01:22:11 I've ever met named Barbara. That you learned their names. Yes, true. But usually someone would tell you that. Someone would say that. Yeah, like my name's not true. I don't know, when people come up, they often don't tell me their name.
Starting point is 01:22:21 Yeah, but I think if you've shared a name like Barbara. Yeah, it's so uncommon. Yeah, especially for you, John's names though. Yeah, I I think if you've shared a name like Barbara. Yeah, it's so uncommon. Yeah, especially for you, John's name, so. Yeah, I also ask people's names. What's your name? You're gonna look like a barber to me. I don't like that. Go to meet you.
Starting point is 01:22:32 Great to meet you. But it's weird because I was signing it for her and I put her name on it. It was weird to like sign it to Barbara and then write Barbara like because I was signing it with my name. To Barbara, stay cool. Barbara. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:22:42 Like a pet talking to yourself, be a card form. To your Barbara, you're awesome. Barbara. Exactly. Like a pet talking to yourself, be a card form. You're, to your Barbara, you're awesome. Barbara. To my biggest fan, Barbara. Barbara. I think of one of the podcasts. Let me read this here. I want to remind everyone, this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Nature Box. We all want to eat better, but when it comes to snacks, sometimes it feels like the whole world is delicious and a billion calories versus boring and tasteless, and it doesn't have to be that way. Up your snack game with nature box. Nature box has over 100 snacks that taste good and are actually better for you. All snacks are made from high quality simple ingredients which means no artificial colors, flavors, or sweeteners, so you can feel good about what you're eating.
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Starting point is 01:24:02 interaction that you will forever remember okay? I met someone in a gun range. I met somebody. I have a cool story This this actually just happened to me at PAX yeah last weekend I don't know if you notice I will not sign shoes. Yes, like I just what I think shoes are gross and I was signing and I I don't remember who was I think I was signing with Bruce from Funhouse. And we're sending this signing and somebody comes up and it's like, oh, we signed my shoe. And I was like, oh, man, sorry.
Starting point is 01:24:31 I was like, if you have something else, I'll sign anything else, I just don't sign shoes. And Bruce grabs his shoes, like, oh, don't worry, I'll sign it. And Bruce like sniffed it and he's like, oh, what is it? Why do you sniff it? No. Bruce goes, what is this, a new shoe? Like I was, no, it's the shoe I'm wearing right now.
Starting point is 01:24:43 And I look at this, like, it's literally, he took a shoe off. And he's walking around with his sock. I was like, that's why I don't, that's why I don't sign shoes. Would you sign my shoes? No. Would you sign a shoe if it was brand new out of the box? I made an exception once. And actually, that's another memory I'll have.
Starting point is 01:24:57 It was an RTX couple years ago. Guys has to be there for the purchase. Shoe. I was a young woman. She came with a brand new pair of shoes still in the box, had the receipt to show she had just bought it, had a pair of gloves for me to handle it. And hand sanitizer I could use after the fact.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Wow. This is your kind of person. And I was like, okay, you did everything right. I know that these are new, I can wear gloves, I can sign it, I can give you your marker back, and then I can sanitize. All good. Nice.
Starting point is 01:25:24 That's never gonna work again. Don't try it, whoever the camera is. Someone burnnebreach. That was the one time. I, at this week at the, Ro City Comic Con. I mean, every convention you have memorable moments. And ever since we started always open,
Starting point is 01:25:36 we have a lot of, like people tell me great stories about how it's helped them or how they heard us talk about an issue that they were dealing with, and now they know they're not alone. It's like wonderful like that. There's an episode that we did have always opened where we had a tampon and we're like, Chris shows how to use this and he like demonstrated,
Starting point is 01:25:51 he was trying to figure it out and then we showed him how to use it. A girl came up to me at the booth and she goes, I wanna thank you so much for always open. This is really weird to tell you, but that episode you had with Chris, I didn't know how to use a tampon before that episode. And now I know how to use a tampon.
Starting point is 01:26:06 So thank you. And I was like, I never expected to hear that for anyone. That's incredible. It's just thing. Yeah. Yeah. To that girl for admitting hell. Yeah. I was like, that's awesome. I'm so happy that that helped you. Like I wouldn't expect that to help anyone like, you don't expect that. That's awesome. Yeah. When I was at S T CC, there was, okay, so the convention center was separated by like most
Starting point is 01:26:28 of the other like restaurants and things like that by train track. And this train was coming and people were trying to hurry across and this kid was just kind of not really paying attention. And basically like the way that that train track thing works is, or was it, it was coming down. Yeah, yeah, so it was, the train left, and then the thing was starting to come down. Well, it's got this big metal counterweight and this kid fit perfectly underneath it.
Starting point is 01:26:55 It was not paying attention, and the thing was about to just like fucking crush his skull. Oh my God. So I remember seeing that, and then the thing was happening, and I grabbed the kid really quick, and I pulled him in, and was like, I'm so sorry to touch you. That thing was coming down.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Right after that happened, a cop saw it and his cop came up and he was like a really good looking cop. He was like a hot cop from like a show or something and he's like, excuse me sir. He's like, fuck what do I do? And he's like, is your name Blaine? And I was like, yeah, it's, no. Big rusty fan, I'm the same way.
Starting point is 01:27:24 And I was like, thank you, sir. It was so cool. We've wanted to talk you aside for questioning first. Can I ask you a few questions? I'll be right back. Blaine from the blue. So did that kid thank you? Like what happened with that?
Starting point is 01:27:37 No, I think he just kind of was just like, oh, you think? And just like super passive. I mean, kids like, I was like, I was like, I was just a fucking cloud in the head in the clouds. Cloud cloud in the, head in the clouds, cloud in the heads. Cloud in the clouds. Cloud in the heads. On cloud nine. Hi, it's a guy.
Starting point is 01:27:51 So hot cop from from San Diego. Hot cop. Yeah. Hot cop. You know, it gave you that are sunglasses. He looked like like a dude from like Miami vice. Like this guy. Nice.
Starting point is 01:28:02 Yeah. Man, I had a real, this is not like a fan interaction, but I had a really weird, I'm thinking vice, this guy. Nice. Hey. Man, I had a, this is not like a fan interaction, but I had a really weird, I'm thinking about packs right now because of what I said, but I had a really weird interaction on a plane on my flight up to Seattle. I flew from Austin to Denver and then Denver to Seattle. When I got into the Denver to Seattle flight, you know, I got on the plane and it was like exit row.
Starting point is 01:28:26 I'm sitting down, waiting to take off, and then like, with a flight attendant comes back, she's like, you know, she's like, look at something or hatch, like, are you Gustavus Roller? I was like, yeah, she goes, oh, you got upgraded. He comes with me. I was like, oh, okay, nice, cool. Walk up and I walk into first class
Starting point is 01:28:39 and they sit me down next to this dude, who I'm like, this guy looks like he's in a band or something, right? He looks like an 80s rock star, like an 80s hair male guy. He's still got the huge feathered hair. He's wearing like a fliction flip flops and like super, like patches all over his shirt. And I noticed him when I was boarding because he already was like drinking a Miller light,
Starting point is 01:29:03 finishing it and then asking for another one. I was like, wow, that guy's finishing two beers and I'm still boarding the plane. For rockstar. Um, and then when I sit down, he's like, hey, can I get another one? Jesus. So I was like, wow, this guy's really going to town. He literally drank every Miller light on that flight.
Starting point is 01:29:18 Like at one point, you know, he, we got up into the air and he asked for another one. And the flight attendant was like, I just want to let you know there's only one more Miller light on this plane. Didn't you tell us on the podcast? I told it at the Pax panel Oh, okay, I was like I've heard the story before I'm a tweeter. Yeah, I tweeted about it Okay, and the flight attendant's like I only have one more Miller light on the plane. It's at the back of the plane I already asked them to save it. I'm gonna go get it for you Jesus and then the guys like well, what are their beers do you have so the flight attendant like pulls out his little tablet and Goes over the beer inventory on the plane with the sky We have this many cans of this this many cans of this guys like and the guy next week's like, okay, okay? So he drinks the last Miller light and then switches to Heineken
Starting point is 01:29:54 I think I wasn't counting it first because you know, I was like that's guys just drinking Miller light Yeah, I want to say he drank like 10 or 11 beers on that flight. I'm a fight. It was like two hours maybe? What? Yeah. He went to fuck. And it was not like he wasn't acting drunk, or he wasn't acting crazy, just acting like a totally normal dude.
Starting point is 01:30:13 Maybe. And he only got up to go to the bathroom one time. Oh, that's the most important thing. I was about to ask every time that he peed. I know, he took the aisle seat, so I was like, I'm, I'm, you know, that doesn't inconvenience me or anything, but wow, that guy, that guy fucking drank.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Impressive. He might have had like, he just doesn't like flying. Yeah, maybe he's just a nervous flyer. Maybe, I was like, I was, I was at press like, that guy. He went to town. Yeah, yeah. I'm never gonna be worried about being cut off on a plane ever again.
Starting point is 01:30:38 I was gonna say, well, if you're in first class, especially they let anybody do anything there, right? You take all the beer, because it's free, right? Yeah, it's, yeah, it was, it was absolutely crazy to me. And then we landed and he asked me. Any puke. No, no, no, he was, he was complaining because he said his iPhone never auto adjusts the time zone.
Starting point is 01:30:57 He's like, he landed and he's like, his phone was, he's like, look, my phone's still in mountain time. He's like, oh, yeah, that is weird. And I looked at my phone, I was like, there's a setting, maybe you can check it. He checked it and it was, like automatic, date and time. I was like, oh yeah, that is weird. And I looked at my phone, I was like, there's a setting, maybe you can check it. He checked it and it was automatic, didn't time update was enabled. Phone just wanted, that's like,
Starting point is 01:31:09 maybe his phone didn't know where he was. Like Andy's probably having this phone right now where his GPS is shooting him around all kinds of places. Like his phone doesn't, the GPS isn't working. Like he has a little app that he can track to see where it is and he's left it sitting on his desk and then seeing what it tracks and it's made like insane drawings
Starting point is 01:31:26 of like bouncing around in some places. Yeah. I think you might have had a tweet a week or two ago that said you were in Arkansas or something weird like that. Oh, like my location. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Sometimes the locations can be really weird. Maybe I was in Arkansas. Like I know Brandon a lot of times when he tweets, it says he's in New Orleans. It might have been because I had Wi-Fi on a plane. Oh, I think that might have been. And I was tweeting from the plane and tag me in Arkansas. That's possible.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Yeah. I guess Toronto. You know, it's really weird. There's a direct Austin and Toronto flight. We went to Toronto to Fan Expo two weekends ago. It's three hours that flight. Oh, it's not bad at all. Really?
Starting point is 01:32:04 But it only runs once a day or like three days a week or something. Yeah, but it's three hours, that flight. Oh, it's not bad at all. Really? But it only runs like once a day, or like three days a week or something. Yeah, but it's like, why is that so much shorter than than you would think? And it's also like a smaller plane, right? Like it's not one of the big planes. It's like a CRJ or something.
Starting point is 01:32:18 I don't remember actually, I think it was three and three. What is it? Okay. Okay. I wonder if something bothers you guys. When you're on a flight in You land and you've docked and the lights don't on well, you've like actually hooked up and people stand up does that bother you?
Starting point is 01:32:34 I'm indifferent to it It bothers me when I mean it's dumb, but I mean I just want to stretch their legs Yeah, and if... How? Because people are ready to go. It bothers me when people from behind are trying to muscle their way up. I don't like that. If the people in the aisle stand up and grab their bag and they're ready to fucking go when the line starts moving, good.
Starting point is 01:32:55 All right. I'll stand out sometimes because I want to stretch my legs. I don't want to be sitting down anymore. I'm done with it. And I usually take the aisle seat because I like to get up and not feel claustrophobic on flights. So I always stand up because I don't know if the people over there are going to want me to stand up. So I feel obligated to stand up. Right. I'm just the weird room. The above is you. There's a lot of sit that bothers me on flights. This is one of my ones. We got another like five minutes before they even open the doors. And like if you're in the back
Starting point is 01:33:22 of the plane, why are you standing up? That bugs me and then people who crowd around the line waiting to get on even though they're boarding group is I think it's like an all- I'm like, I'm in an overhead space, I think that's why people do it. I get it, but I'll be standing there and be like, are you in group two? And you're like, no, I'm group six. I'm just like, the fuck out of the way. I'm just like, move fast. I had a, I had a scary time at TSA, a few flights back.
Starting point is 01:33:47 I was traveling with my kids. You touched your balls. What? It's the question, John. No, what are the numbers, Massey? What was the scary moment then? The scary moment was that we were going through TSA and I was there with my two girls
Starting point is 01:33:59 and we get to the front. And this happens usually whenever we go through the first part where you hand your ticket and your license over and they check to make sure you're you. And they usually turn to my kids and they, you know, they ask them what their names are, how old they are and that kind of thing. They ask my kids like, all right, so,
Starting point is 01:34:15 and then who's this guy? Cause they want to make sure. Yeah. Most likely because I don't know if they do this to all parents or maybe even all dads by themselves. But what if my kids is Caucasian, and what if my kids is black? And so they asked them both, and I think they wanna make sure
Starting point is 01:34:32 that I'm not abducting both kids, or maybe the one that doesn't look like me. And my seven year old, she, when they asked that, actually both of them paused. Long enough where it got uncomfortable and I got really worried. And then it was cause they were like shy,
Starting point is 01:34:51 you know, little kids get shy. Yeah, you have someone who's authority asking you if you can. Right, but it was enough where I got worried. So could you, like, if I was like, hey, who's this guy? Dad. That long of a pause. Oh, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Come on, kids. They smiled at the end like when they were about to say it or like that, but it's still like, with my heart skipped. Because I just want to get on the plane. I don't want to go through the fact that I have to prove these are my kids. Wow. And yeah, it was a, so that's just, you know, a fun game to play.
Starting point is 01:35:23 Whenever I tried to smoke, oh kids, it was a TSA line, it's the same thing. It's like, we win our hearts. Yeah, we forget to call it like, like now I like to make sure that I have like, document like pictures of me with my kids. I'm like, ah, this is me with them. And, you know, I think like it's a birthday.
Starting point is 01:35:36 Yeah, look, I think like childhood, like early, early childhood photos to prove that you've been with him for a while. Yeah. I felt kind of, it was, it was a little scary. So I had to have a little pep talk with them afterwards. Right, when they ask that, just answer. Just go for it.
Starting point is 01:35:51 Very quickly. Yep. That reminds me, I'm sorry, you held up your phone to be able to show proof. And that made me think about one of the features supposed to be coming out with the new iOS 11 is that, again, it's rumor. Nothing's announced, we'll know tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:36:04 One of the rumors is that you will be able to disable touch ID on your phone. Like, because law enforcement can compel you to unlock your phone with a fingerprint, but they cannot compel you to unlock your phone with a password. That's a very specific law. You can tap the home button five times
Starting point is 01:36:24 and it disables touch ID until you enter the password Well, so wait run it by me. It's slower because I'm dumb They you say you're re entering the country. Yeah, and you're at the customs checkpoint. Okay. Hello, Mr Customs agent. I'm blame. I need you to unlock your phone. Blame any look through your phone. I hear you my passport No, need your phone But I don't want to right Right, but legally you have to. And you need to unlock it with your thumbprint. This is your TSA agent.
Starting point is 01:36:48 Oh, I didn't know my thumbprint. That's not my thumbprint. I nod my thumb off. But in the flight, they can. It's so hungry. They ran out of peanuts and stuff. I don't like this role. You're really bad.
Starting point is 01:36:57 I mean, you're doing the no. You're doing the no. Yes, you know. Right. So they can compel you to unlock it with a thumbprint or your fingerprint. They cannot compel you to do it with a password. It didn't do it though. Oh, interesting. So you can you can hit the button five times to disable.
Starting point is 01:37:12 Okay, it's on fingerprint. Like you should have automatically done it. I've never once been out for it. The OS 11 has a, oh, you're talking about something that's going to come right very sexy. What do you say? He said he liked one of the pins that we released. You want to know if we're going to reach me. He invited it. He didn what do you say? He said he liked one of the pins that we released. You wanna know if we're gonna reach for me? He invited it.
Starting point is 01:37:26 He didn't release you. Sure, no. Oh, but Rebecca K, Rebecca Columbia, does have one of my flying pet peeves. I despise the active gathering around the bag and return. If everyone took a full step back, then everyone could see. Or I don't like how everyone also crowds around one spot.
Starting point is 01:37:41 Like it'll be two seconds when your bag comes around. Like fucking spread out amongst the whole thing. Stand back when you see your bag, step up and grab your bag. I don't make physical contact often because it's like I just don't do that. I mean, I'll hug John and I'll kiss him till the end of the days. But if I'm at the bag check and people are crowded around,
Starting point is 01:38:02 I don't give a fuck if my bag runs into them while I'm like leaving. Cause it's like, they're fucking fault for getting in my way. They shouldn't be standing there. I forgot to talk about this earlier. We're getting close to wrapping up. So he's so bad.
Starting point is 01:38:13 So someone sent us this gift. And you can't read on the camera. It's a podcast brewing company. The RT Podcast person established 2008 and said a little, maybe a little bit with it. That's a nice paper. They have a little, they have a little letter with it. That's a nice paper. Hello Gus.
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Starting point is 01:38:42 And normally people leave like their social media name along with it. This person left their Xbox Live gamer tag. Nice. Which is like their social media name along with it. This person left their Xbox live gamer tag. Nice. Which is the first I've never seen that before. So thank you, Eric. I'll say Eric. Cool. That's awesome. Much appreciated. We'll find a place for it here on the set. Maybe back there. Right there somewhere. Sweet. All right. Well, let's wrap this up. So I want So when I thank everyone for watching and we'll see you guys next week. Bye Subscribe to showtoy newcomer and I'm more familiar with way. Do you like apples? Alright, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this
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