Rooster Teeth Podcast - High Risk, Some Reward - #770

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

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This is a Ristatif production. Hello, welcome to the RT podcast. The only show that's willing to change everything about itself just so you might like it a little bit more. I'm your host Armando Torres and joining me today as always are Armando Torres and I'm not Armando. Oh, all right. Fine.

I'm Joe. I'm Michael and I am Armando. Hey guys, we have a great episode for you today. We're going to hop into some RT carriers where we have to confront our friends who just aren't funny enough, oopsies. And after that, we're going to have a really, really cool game of who am I with two of Rupert Keith's most animated individuals, Lindsey Jones and Carrie Shawcross, a Ruby fame.

Are you willing to change from being Armando? No, never. That's what I'm not going to change. That's what you just said in the intro. No? No, never. That's what I'm not willing to change. That's what you just said in the intro. No, you demanded we do. That was the fifth take too. That's crazy.

Shut up. See if we're gonna go, that was the fifth one. It was in. It was the first one. That's because it was. Anyway, how are you guys doing? Good, how are you? I'm great.

Yeah, I'm glad I've decided to pick you guys as the new permanent host. As I said, we were changing your thing. What's happening? Yeah, Joe, congratulations, dude. Michael, congratulations to you too. No, don't worry. I'll wear my way out of this one. Oh, but you're a guilt.

Well, Michael, this, Michael has been getting slightly paralyzed. Well, less and less. Oh, it's time goes on. I love to do something about that. Oh, god damn it. We're thriving. You thriving? Yeah.

What have you been thriving on lately? Lack of sleep. Like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I think I said opposite. I think I said, I think I said, I think I said, I think I said, I think I said, I think I said, I think I said, I think I said, I think I said,

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they just kind of figure it out. Okay, you know, like the Kuma method. Why, why don't I get some space? Yeah. You want to punch in and punch out for. No punching. No, not, no, don't punch your kids and say like time clock wise, just like yours.

I'll take myself to a time clock anymore. Yeah, I think we use IDP. What is that? I don't do anything. Oh, do you not do time sheets? No, I know how to do time sheets. Yeah, but do you do them? No.

Oh, well then, that's another thing. I'm gonna scrap that. Can't have evidence who's ain't that. Joe, do you pin up to? Same thing, go home. Right. Raise your kids, yeah. No, just, you know, even doing our dog bark stuff.

Yeah, how's it going? It's been fun. It's been exciting. Grooling. Absolutely, grooling. It's not grooling. It is because I've been eating gruel. I saw you get, like, just eat oatmeal.

I just keep saying give me gruel. But that way I can tell people it's grueling because I've been eating gruel. I saw you. Yeah, you just eat. I just keep saying give me gruel. But that way I can tell people it's grueling. I saw you get a nut tapped in the hallway yesterday. Was that dog bark? Was that just for fun? That was just for fun. OK. That was just that was I think one last ride.

Well, that's right. And it wasn't nut tapped. It was a good tap. I'm sorry. But there was some splash damage to say the least. Yeah, that's why I was lucky as we're in pants yesterday. Well, you did it too. Yeah, we did it during the final off topic.

The final off. See, I'm not willing to change for the audience. So I just ended the show. Take that sucker. You know, I've been told that that's what we should have done to you. I saw that I found out that the bar that we had for the final off topic is just a bar that we own. Like, I was like, oh, when we have people come in and they have give us drinks, I assume that that found out that the bar that we had for the final off topic is just a bar that we own. Like I was like, oh, when we have people come in and they have to give us drinks, I assume that that's like a vendor that we hired.

That brings us up in, but no, we just own a portable bar. Right. Well, it's a studio. We have like a million set pieces. Yeah, but that's not a set piece. It's a functioning bar. Yeah. I mean, but Yeah, I mean, but the podcast I just ended was a bar. We had that for 404 episodes. Was it functioning? Did those have to work? It was functioning. For time. And then I'll be honest, COVID happened and people got lazy. Nobody was still working anymore.

Why don't we want to work? Nobody wanted to drink. Nobody wanted to. Nobody wanted to. Nobody wanted to drink anymore. I don't say that. I don't say that anymore. I came back from the pandemic and went.

The last thing I want is beer. Didn't Lindsey almost drink a pint of beer from the time the pint of beer. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was like a few months ago. is beer. Didn't Lindsey almost drink a pint of beer coming from the top of the pint on the ice tap? Like it was like a few months ago. And you love to make a big deal out of it. Okay. I don't know if I've ever mentioned it. No one ever dug those out. No, no it was left dangerously. Honestly, no that people like paid more money for that. But yeah, we they just bar. Let me let me reveal the secret thing. Okay. There's that little bar top right there. That's ours. Yeah. The bartender was hired. Yeah. And then the cooler is filled with drinks.

We also bought, we also put in there and then said bartender, use this to make magic. And Jennifer said, he was Jennifer. She said, okay, let me cook. And if she cooked really good. She did. I had some watermelon lemonade vodka thing to that change my life. I was like, oh, I only wanted to drink that for my wife. Yeah, it was really good. Wow.

She squeezed fresh lemon juice into it. It was awesome. There's some lemons over there. I said, Joe, could you eat? Yeah, I'm the podcast appeal. Yeah, I'll appeal on the one. You want the miracle berry first? What's the miracle berry?

Oh, wait, is that the thing that makes it stuff taste like stuff? Yeah, it makes stuff taste like different stuff. Yeah, we did, I ate one in a whole lemon last week because of it. What did it taste like? It tasted really sweet and then my mouth started to burn. So it doesn't take away the sensation of the taste. No, God no, yeah, it just makes it sweet

but it still burns like hell. Yeah. So, no, I'm good. I like the full intensity flavor. Oh, you're saying no to that, but still yes to the lemon. Yes to the lemon. Yeah, okay, I'm good. I like the full intensity flavor. Oh, you're saying no to that, but still yes to the lemon. Yeah. Okay. I'll get one of it. The full round about experience. Have you ever killed a lemon? I have. It seems like something you shouldn't see. Yeah. I also bought lemons the other week.

And they had the thickest rind I think I've ever seen. It was like this was like the the pulp. And and this was how thick the Ryan you should Oh, the issue is you bought a zesting lemon I just bought seedless lemons. Yeah, those are zestin Yeah, I didn't know that those are made for zesting. Oh, so they're mostly Ryan because you got a zestim You gotta read the label for a bite sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense It doesn't make sense and now now I now I don't question it. You're like too much damn Ryan It does make sense. It does make sense.

And now I don't question it. You know like too much damn rind. Yo, zest stinks. You don't like zest? Get it added. Why? No. Why?

Too zesty. That makes no sense. It makes absolute sense. Do you think zest has more zest or less zest? Just amount of it just to write amount of zest. Then nothing. It's too much zest. And then zest more.

Exactly. And Joe's disagreeing with me. Orange zest, yuck, lemon zest. No, thank name. Slop is. I mean, what more could you want? Poor Joe. What was the, what do you think that just get in real sloppy? That was sloppy Joe.

Just one made him. They're like, all right, we've got this shredded pork shoulder. How did that catch? I don't know. I put barbecue sauce on that. I put it on bread. What should I call it?

It probably, it probably was called Sloppy Joe because a guy named Joe was just really drunk when he made it and it tastes good. I think it probably was how sloppy it was, not that he was sloppy. I feel like you're sloppy to come up with that. I mean, I feel like you could be of sound mind and come up with that sloth. I don't know. You don't know. I don't know. That seems like a real drunk meal. It seems like a real I know that No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no restaurant You're like, ooh, can I get a chicken parm. Yeah, I guess spaghetti. Yeah Can you slot me up a Joe real quick? Yeah, they don't not common to see sloppy Joe Yeah, I think after middle school. I haven't really encountered one

wait Sloppy Joe is that shredded or is that ground as meat and a can I can't tell you is a can it comes pre-slopped usually Yeah, I thought people slapped it themselves. can do self-slop, but I'm saying the premier sloppy Joe is a it's a brand name right? I assume I don't think it's a brand name. I think it's just called sloppy like this just the product itself It's not like sheet rock Michael. I don't know Are you sure? I'm sure you sure about that. I'm sure it's a sloppy Joe my entire life. Oh, it's it's ground beef Okay, okay, that's more gross. I was in like a pulled pork situation. That's nasty ground beef is what I always got Like the sloppy Joe sandwiches at school

Ground beef like what they do with the slush barbecue sauce. Yeah, whatever sauce. Yeah, talk about Yeah, I don't use barbecue sauce there. I use that fire sauce though. Burmese up, clean me out. It's so sassy, I love the fire sauces. You see how clean you are? Clean me out. Because that would do you do it. You see how I'm doing a detox and you just sucking the sauce back. I don't do that, but it's kind of like a bonus if it happens.

You're weekly reset. You know what I mean? Especially now, because it's maybe now it's weekly. It was like every other day. When you get your Monday McDonald's and your Tuesday Taco Bells and your Wednesday, Wednesday, Especially now because it's maybe now it's weekly. Yeah, now it was like every other day. Like Monday McDonald's and you Tuesday Taco Bells and you Wednesday Wendy's man came up with that just on the fly. It's crazy.

What about that? I always say Taco Bells. Friday's Freddy's. Do you know what Freddy's is? What is Freddy's? Freddy's is like the Midwestern in and out. It's actually very delicious. It's like it's just a Smash Burger.

Do you like, I like smash burgers. Uh, in and out is very, um, average. Yeah, if I did not get it. Yeah, it's, um, it's fine. It's, it's good, but I think it really, all the flavor comes from the spice. No, the sauce. And that was the sauce though.

The sauce. I think it's burger sauce is probably one of the better ones. I don't like, I don't usually like sauce on burgers. Yeah. Period. Like a dry burger? Not dry. Well, I want it drenched in cheese.

And then it's not dry. Also, I like it. I like not that you have a choice really with fast food burgers, but I like mistakes in my burger's medium rare. So they're juice. Juice and cheese. I don't need sauce. No, that's fair. Big Mac sauce. I feel like I've just probably been bread it. So they're juice, juice and cheese. I don't need sauce.

No, that's fair. Big Mac sauce, I feel like I've just probably been bread it. So I'm just like, yeah, a little big Mac sauce. Yeah, no, that's looking here. That's looking your blood. But, and I think this is in big Mac too. I don't like mayo. And mayo is in damn near every burger sauce.

Yeah, every sauce I feel like has an ailey mayo base. Yeah, ailey is just like garlic mayo, right? Not a fan of mayo or ailey, but- I love an ailey. If they're in the sauce, I'll put up with it. I won't put up with cilantro. No, cilantro is just going to be a shame. You don't like cilantro?

You guys, you guys, it's like, check this out. Check this out. That's what it tastes like. Genetically. No, just taste bad. It just tastes bad. Yeah, just taste bad.

Thank you. Don't taste like soap. No, it tastes like shit. No, it tastes like shit. Yeah, I don't like it. It's overwhelming. It's a destroyer of Keso. Yeah. Ruins Keso.

That's why you write any green stuff in yours. No, I like green stuff. I just don't like guac and cilantro. So when we go to Torch, you say, I don't want the green stuff. No, I have nothing like green chilies. I like green peppers. Yeah. Just no longer so much.

I know of my 36 years of life, Joe, whether I could say no green stuff or not. And I'd be taking out things I like if I said no green stuff. Like what? I could just say green peppers and jelly. Outside of like that broccoli, love a good brock. Spinach, delicious. Are you roasting your veggies? Uh, usually steamed.

Okay. Airfryer changed my vegetable game. Airfryer changed every game. No, but mostly vegetable. I didn't eat them now. I need to get one. It's really easy for milk prep. It's just the airfryer.

Yeah, they just did. It's just better in every way. Yeah, it's literally just like a, it's just a toaster oven that's less scary. Is this RT cares? We're doing our T care. No, we're doing the intro now, because we started talking to the intro.

I think we're way past the intro. Yeah, I'm just, there was a long conversation you had before the show, and you kept saying, we'll do RTK here as first. And then we've just been doing this for 15 minutes. So now we're just gonna keep doing this for another 15 minutes, I think. And then we're gonna do RTK here.

Wow, we did it. We just rewrote history. We wrote the show for you. Like, Ron DeSantis. Like, I love Ron DeS, she's my favorite. I love that spicy. She's my favorite. I love that spacey bitch. Do you ever remember where you were the first time you heard his voice? Dude, it was it was like a month ago. It was somehow I went I went so tired of reading about him without ever hearing him. Yeah, and then I heard it recent. He sounds like a muppet. It's really interesting. I never heard his voice. Is that what sounds like? I'm gonna make sure you're gonna smile. His voice doesn't crack like that. It does in my head. Okay, but it is it is not what I expected.

Yeah, probably give the worst speeches of all time then probably it's kind of Shapiro where you're like that's what he sounds like. Or like Jeff Nippard where you're like that's what he sounds like. Oh, you know who Jeff Nippard is? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, and but him facing him voice don't match. like, that's what he sounds like. Oh, you know who Jeff Nippard is? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, and but him face and him voice don't match. Yeah, he's got a very big body. Yeah. Well, he's got a wide body. A very wide body. He's very wide.

He's a short king for sure. Yeah. You like Jeff Nippard? I don't know that it's a big one. He's like a fitness YouTuber and he's got like alpha-chad face, but then he speaks and he got the highest voice you ever heard. That's cool.

That kind of reminds me of Tony ever heard. That's cool. That kind of reminds me of Tony Horton. Who's that? Right? That was Tony Horton, right? That's what I'm saying. I'm making sure it's a P90 X guy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah. He's got, he's got, he's got kind of a voice like this. I don't think, whoa, what? Because I've done one or two of his, his tonal. He's on the tonal. And he's like, wow, and he's like real weird. What? Cause I've done one or two of his tonals. He's on the tonal. And he's like, wow, and he's like real weird. Like, he gets up to the camera and stuff

and he's like, watch this one. So I'm like, well, it's guys, it's guys wild. He's been doing it for a while. He's been doing it a long time. He's been doing it a long time. He's been doing VHS to DVD that I'm sure she's reading. What's he on VHS? Was he that far back?

Was he the beach body guy? How you keep saying that? I don't know that. I'm not, I'm unsure. I feel like he's been doing it back. Is he the beach body guy? How you keep saying that? I don't know that. I'm not sure. I feel like he's been doing it for a minute. Maybe not like Ty Bo Long, but I feel like he's been doing it for a while. He's not Billy Blanks.

No, Billy Blanks. You think, hey, I would do a Billy Blanks tone. Oh, I mean, if you're incorporating the machine, I'm willing to do anything. It's just I don't want to just be standing in my living room. No, I can't do it. I'm not kidding. No. Plankton? Yeah. If plankton. Small body, I can't. I'm a plankton. No. Plankton? Yeah.

If plankton. Small body, big voice. If he had a, Yeah. You're saying if he had a, like a tonal program. Yeah, I do it. You follow. I wouldn't follow him.

I would just do the program. What do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah, but plankton is doing it on the screen. Follow plankton. Yeah, I would follow after him. What if he started? It's just a weird way to say it.

And the point of he started doing it. He was following someone and applies like social engagement. Yeah, it was used as a little antenna to pull out. I don't give a shit what he does, as long as I can recreate it. That's the whole deal you create. If you can't recreate it,

then he would be the first thumbs down I've ever been. Because I've never given a thumbs down. I've never given a thumbs down. Even if I'm like texting you in the middle of my workout, I hate this, I don't want to do this. This is the worst thing I've ever done. Thumbs up. You liked the trainer?

Yes. Five stars. 50 stars, millions stars. if you didn't hate your work I didn't do it right. Yeah, that's fair or it's just moving she like It's just what was it's moving so you like oh That's true or it's moving so you hate but you feel so good after you still say Yeah, we're getting in split squats. You're the favorite one. They're not good. You don't like them No, I hate them. They're getting in split squats. You're the favorite one. They're not good.

You don't like them? No, I hate them. They're more enjoyable than regular squats. I don't think so. I prefer regular squats. I will also slap you, but I'll slap you with his hand. Yeah, you will. You will.

You look at slap twice. Why don't you like split squats? It's just hard, man. My legs hurt. I don't like split anything, but that's a balance issue. It makes my foot hurt too. Like the back foot feel good. I get why I started today first time to my shoe off. Felt much better.

Yeah, because I wear sneakers. I sometimes I just like to plant myself more. If it's a leg thing, I would take my shoe off for the one that was on the bench. It was more comfortable. Yeah. You do more extra getting a little recommendation. A little bit more flex. Yeah.

Um, I will say working out more, I've noticed a lot of, like not just the imbalances, but just like the weaknesses. Like I didn't know that my legs don't go straight until like they were like put your like straight and pull it back and I was like, oh, it just kind of goes in on itself. That's not supposed to do that. You're like, like, like, bowling and that kind of.

Not like all the time. So I didn't notice and then I was like, I should probably figure out how to fix that because that can't be good for my body or back. So. Probably just push it out, you know what I mean? Work your hip, put it in the right spot and then just leave it.

I mean, when I'm learning from, dude, my hips are getting bruised. Why are they getting bruised? Because there's just so many hinge movements. Some hip movements. Shouldn't bruise you. From the inside? Yeah, it's breaking me down. You're like internal bruising? No, not internal. Shouldn't bruise you. From the inside? Yeah, it's breaking me down.

You're like internal bruising? No, not internal. What's bruising you up? I think basically what you're describing is not having like a proper like, like, torso, hip, squat thing, you know what I mean? And if you're doing it like slightly off, there's like,

No, no, I think it's out of hinge movement. It's just messed up. It thinks the hinge, my hinge was messed up early because I had to like correct how I'm standing. It's like when I was early doing hinges, it's like, oh shit, my knees aren't like in line with my feet. Yeah, it feels long. Because none of it feels good.

No. But then there's like, oh, this is like Bruce bad. And then you just gotta beat the bone in the place. Yeah. You have to beat the bones to submission. Now I'm perfect. Now you're perfect? Mm-hmm.

You used to get bruised. I'm not still getting bruised. I used to get bruised. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I was always very concerned about me. I mean, yeah. He's very concerned about my bruising, my sleeping, how much I'm eating.

He was really upset I didn't eat before this because I said I was going to eat after. I got to eat. I said right before we started, he was like, oh, full or? What would you eat? Um, I, I, a big staple in my, in my now diet, quote unquote, is my, um, God, I'm breaking on the name. Chicken nuggets.

Oh yeah, they're like chicken nuggets, but they're not, they're not chicken nuggets. What? Okay. He kept calling them chicken nuggets. I, well, because I haven't had them in forever. It's just like they're like chicken breast chunks that are breaded, but they're not really, yeah. But they're not really like nuggets.

You go to Chick-fil-A and you ask for a chicken nugget. They give you a breaded chunk to chicken breast. That is true. I haven't had Chick-fil-A in a long time. You're just saying that they're not extruded. They're not like McDonald's goop nuggets, right? They're just like real chicken nuggets. But yeah, they're from Costco and apparently new.

And they're delicious. No, because the chicken tender is the actual tender. So it's like half a tender. They broke a tender in half and then you call it a chicken nugget. What, hold on. Well, part of the chicken is the tender. There's a chicken tender. There's a tenderloin of the chicken.

Okay. It's a chicken tender, it's a fucking press. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's a long no, they could send it to different. Okay, no, there is actually part of the chicken stop the chicken breasts. So on the bone, right? The bone chicken breasts. There's a part of it that's like, it's like a part of the back of the breasts. There is a strip that's called the tender. How many tenders are in a chicken carcass?

And how many chicken tenders you think are made from that? Like some regular old shit shot. One, none. It's just chicken breast. One, a regular old chicken tender. It's someone in the back who's just screaming. Yes, that's not a real tender. It's not a real tender.

This is a real counterfeit tender issue. I don't really get chicken. It's all been living off of this chicken. That's crazy. Yeah. Just because I'm in like a thousand calorie deficit right now. That's a lot. It is.

How many, what's your actual number? So what do you mean? Like how many are you allowed a day? Right now, I'm at 1750. And that's a deficit? Yeah, that's a deficit for me. Because my maintenance calories are like 2900. Get fucked.

I hate you. I hate man. I hate man. But I still have to get 215 grams of protein. I hate you so much. It's pretty tough. I know my maintenance is, I know my maintenance is Oh no my maintenance is

What's your maintenance? My maintenance is 1450 I think It's like 1475, 1450 Is my maintenance Really? Yes Blow I'm 5'2 Yeah

I'm not allowed to have nice access Ask me what mine is What's your maintenance I don't know I hate you so much I don't care I hate you It's not part of his regimen I have no idea You don't track You don't track I know. I hate you so much. I don't care. I hate you. It's not part of his regimen.

I have no idea. You don't track. You don't track. I know I'll tell you this. I woke up this morning, negative 600. Because that's how it works. Negative 600, what? Caller.

Well, this is just how much you burn with your, yeah, with your tight bod. I'm extra, no, I exercise this morning on the tonal. Well, then there's that. I'm saying before I leave my bedroom I'm at negative 600. That's why I don't count. I hate you. Okay. I That I ate that oatmeal. I'm like that's 240 that's

Almost half of that 600 I burned. Mundo's morning. Mundo is now in office I'm trying to eat a lot how much calories we think are in lemon juice because he just He took a shot at a kilo which he knows the calories of, and then chased it with a lemon, and it was like, oh my college, you think was in that slice, and you're over here. I had a whole pizza the other day. A whole large pizza, one sip.

And by design, I was like, I need this, so my protein. 1500 calories. For a whole pizza, you think it's 1500 calories? It's between that and 2000. Maybe 2K. A whole pizza. A large dominoes pizza. Ak a whole pizza a large dominoes

a large you see it was large dominoes pizza with mushrooms and onions. I'm gonna say you right now I would guess it's near 2000 one slice of dominoes pizza is probably 240 to 280 calories for one size No, it's not that much. Yeah, this depends what you get on it to you right It's probably like 250 Look it up the homo look up how much a large dominoes pizza. I got extra cheese because that's the most slices That's the most important part then it's like cheese That's why it has a bajillion proteins. It's because of the cheese

It has a bajillion proteins, but the ratio suck ass. Yeah, but the ratio is the mean anything to me Yeah, they don't mean for normal people like you who haven't ascended I understand For me, it doesn't mean anything to me. Yeah, they don't mean anything to me. For normal people like you who haven't ascended, I understand. I just got a large, and you could tell it was real comfort too, because pepperoni was the smart protein option. I went, you know, I don't want that.

I want mushrooms and onions as my favorite. So just a base cheese pizza is 2,352 calories. It's not large. Yeah. Okay, so it's more than that. So, extra cheese. That's just the, my shoes and onions.

Did you have anything else to eat that day or was it just that pizza? Oh, I ate that day. It was just, that was just my dinner and like double, double my intake. I hate you. Double? I feel like I'm starving all the time.

You are, you're eating at a deficit. I feel like I'm always satisfied. I hate you so much. I feel like it's so weird. I feel like I'm starving a lot of the time, but then when it's actually time to eat, I'm always satisfied. I feel like it's so weird. I feel like I'm starving a lot of the time, but then when it's actually time to eat, I'm not hungry. See that I found when I tried to order that with pepperoni,

and then I felt myself forcing it. Cause I'll eat pepperoni because I'm a go-to. I like sausage. It's not my go-to. I like it all, but I like veggies on my pizza. I like meat on my pizza. I prefer pizza. So it fell down my gull at easier without the meats blocking me. What's the favorite vegetable in the pizza?

Is it a pepper? The pepper mushroom mushroom. Mushrooms. Okay. Okay. Mushrooms aren't technically vegetables. What the fuck is it? The fungus. I don't care. It's a fungus. The onion. That's my next. That's what that works. Spinach too, I guess. Spinach delicious. What cross the jab, hand toss? Oh, hand tossed. Yeah. Yeah. Large. Large.

Extra cheese. Extra cheese. Extra double. Just extra. Red sauce. Yeah. I'm not a real. Robust inspired tomato.

It's not tomato actually. Why is it tomato inspired sauce? Because they look at it tomato when they made it and they went, it won't be like that. It's like the La Croix. Tomato. Jesus. Okay. Are you ordering pizza?

Uh, yeah, I got real hungry. I'm gonna eat something I'm gonna eat something big after I was gonna eat something normal now me something big after this I had four servings of that chicken nuggets good so one slice of that pizza is 330 hours holy shit that's a lot that's a lot that's what you had yeah that's a lot. So times eight. That's what you had. Yeah, that's a 2700 ish. Rough 300. 2330. 3830 times eight slices. Yeah. Eight slices. Yeah, it's like it's like, it's like, uh, 2006. Yeah. Yeah, he got it before me calculator. How much is it?

2640. See? Yeah, but I got it. That's all you ate that name, right? Yeah, but you guessed it. Made it. You got to be exact. I know I was so much faster than you I mean no difference. It was only 2000 calories because you worked out No, see I don't count that That's like this for the day, but because that's like you're still burning calories all day if you're gonna get on that Yeah, so I mean it's even less than it's probably like I don't have you look at it I don't know what like a normal it's possible to measure because it's per person. Like what a normal day of like walking around and shit.

No, it's just like how many calories you've got. Like a 100, you're being alive. You're BMR. Yeah, your BMR is dependent on you. Right. So I don't know what mine would be. It's my way more active than it used to be. So it's certainly higher than what it was.

That's calculated. Mine's like 22, 2300 I think right now. How old are you? What does that mean? That's how many calories it burned just resting all day. You burned 2300 calories? That sounds about right. That's insane.

No wonder I'm wasting away. Five nine. Five nine, yeah. Five nine, 36. What's your way? About 158. 158. You're the default setting on this website. I'm kidding. I'm 16

hundred 1637 so 1637 cows you burn just by being alive. Yeah being alive. Four and a week. Yeah I mean they usually let you like be like oh wait you exercise how much do you exercise how How many times a week every day? Six like 67 times a week. Okay, so 2,824 calories. That's right Is it how much you burn by living your life? That's one pizza That's one pizza and then you can also an extra you could have a coke. I know I'm gonna go for pizza and a coke and not gain any weight every single day. You can eat that Yeah, but then I have the chicken fed of Chinese.

That's got like 50 carbs or no, it's got like 70 carbs, like 40 grams of protein. That thing's only like 5, 600 calories. It's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, nothing. This is BMR. Yeah, this is BMR.

You guys are all throwing numbers at me. I just live, I lift and I eat. That's all BMR guys you guys are all thrown numbers at me. I just live I lift and I eat That's all I Live with the that's you. Yeah, that's my book. Furious. No, he's he's investigating this. He's not in his head I mean I weigh I weigh like like Almost no, I weigh over 70 more pounds of my goal. So I I'm at like 234, 233 right now. I've lost 15 pounds in like six weeks.

That's cool. But it sucks. No, wait a minute. You going to his house working out? No, just a gym, just me and some iron. Yeah, pump an iron? Yeah, pump an iron. He's doing it by style.

I'm a big style. Iron man over here doing it big. You power with them? I do go to a powerlifting gym. Fuck yeah, me too. I actually found out, I still have yet to fact check it with the person, the coach that is at my gym, that owns my gym, also used to coach Jeff Ramsey.

Oh yeah, just started saying this. Yeah, I mean, that's probably true. There's like four people here that go to the same therapist. Austin Small. It's me. Do you share, do you share other things?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But that one exists here. No. I'll tell everybody everything. Okay, well, we talked about a lot just now, but now we're going to talk about something more important, which is friendship.

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my friends have been working on a small YouTube channel for the past few years and I think they're funny people when we're goofing around this friends, but for some reason, when we get in front of the camera, they turn into the equivalent of ED for bits. They frequently shut down my bits mid-recording. And while yes, sometimes my bits aren't funny, it just kind of kills the flow of the episode. How can I tell them to be more open and to, you know, think of their own bits in advance without hurting their feelings?

I'm about dick pills. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's saying like they're going to run his friends and make jokes. His dick gets soft. Yeah, no, his joke dick. It's not like, is it a joke or is it a joke? Well, he said for bits. So that could be genitals or comedy. I'm not sure.

OK. So yeah, what would you? So yeah, what advice would you guys give Nick? Do you want to go first? What's that joke? He didn't do it. Lean into it. Yeah, I found. So yeah, what advice would you guys give Nick? Do you want to go first? What's that joke? Lean into it. Lean into it?

Yeah, I found. Oh, well, I'm frequently told that I bring things to grinding halt. How? And so I just, I mean, I tell them that all the time. Is it, I was like, is Michael telling you that? Yeah, yeah, all the time. All the time. But I do it because I find it funny.

Okay, but he does do it. So it's a bit. Yeah, so it's a bit, but it doesn't seem like a bit because everything does come to a grinding home. So is it a bit? Or are you just saying? It's both.

He just likes to steamroll something. Okay. To silence. Yeah. And then he has no escape plan. No escape plan. No escape plan. And then as soon as Michael says,

really brought it to grinding home again, didn't you? I know I've succeeded. My job is done. Which in reality, it's a bad job. But I know if I don't say you've brought it to a grinding home, he won't consider it a success. So I have to. Oh, I thought you were going to say if he doesn't, you don't say he doesn't bring it to a grinding halt, he just keeps going and then the halt never stops. No, it's already there. It's more, I have to say it so everyone else feels good. It's not for him really. Well, that's when he says I did it.

But it's more for if there's like, say, a Trevor nearby. And he might go, oh no. It's ground to a grinding halt. Does anyone know? That's what he's thinking in his head. So I have to verbalize, Joe, look what you've done. Yes. So the Trevor's whoever they may be might say, oh, he's taking care of this.

Yeah. Got the zone of control. So you're the one who does the confrontations, what you're saying. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, you're the confrontant. I'll absorb it. I'll absorb the blow and determine if I want to retaliate or just move on.

I mean, I think that's what Joe was saying could work perfectly here. Is that you just confront that? Lean into it. Yeah. But I don't know that they'll have the reaction that Joe has. No, I think they're going to cry. That's so rude, I'm sad. Yeah, I think that's your real side about it. That's true. I didn't think about the other side.

Do it. He leaned into it. And if it's not reciprocated back to you, like you've done a good job at that fucking it up. No one's not everyone's as cool and stoic as you. Yes. Well, he's stoic. Cool. And very cool. Calm, cool, collected as a cool company. And sometimes content creation is not for getting hurt feelings. Yeah. It's hard, right? Because if you wanna be honest with your opinion, you might also be like, this sucks.

Well, they've been doing it for a couple of years. Yeah, but they've not said anything for a couple of years now. So now they've kind of screwed themselves so they go, hey, I don't like this. And they go, you've always loved this. And you go, actually, I've always hated it. I just haven't said anything about it. I mean, hey, in preparation for answering this question

as like, re-as-nobless possible, we did watch a couple of their videos. And I will say, I don't know the Royal Wee being named up producer Kai. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pulling out of this. Yeah, you guys haven't seen it. No, no, no, you guys haven't seen it. I've seen it

high-seen it end of list and I like their everything so I think it's fun But why do you know who edits though? No, I don't know if different that they're like this guy sucks does the editing Yeah, what if it's a guy that sent the email Anything himself to look good and himself to look good. Well, that's what you hold on What if he's like this is what the long con which is making his friends look bad So he could write into a podcast three years down the line and make them look bad on that I think he's pulling it off I think he's pretty good for a pretty nice Maybe you should pivot from YouTube into planning heists because I feel like if that's your actual plan

That was a really good one My actual answer is I've also been told I've also been told, I've done do that. I've done do that with the bits. And what I did to fix that is, you lashed out. No, I just like remember to take my ADHD medication in the morning and it kind of puts a stop to that. That's so.

That's sound advice. Take your friends, take your medicine. Yeah, feed your friends. Adderall. I've been trying feeding your friends Take your medicine. Yeah, feed your friends. Adderall. Adderall. Have you tried feeding your friends Adderall? Adderall. Forced feed your friends Adderall.

We don't know if they're diagnosed or not. Yeah, no. Good heart. Mary wanted your friends so they have help with your insurance. It's either they're going to get under control or they're going to do a lot more bids. It's only one way to find out. I don't know, maybe you should just marry your friends. They have health insurance.

Wow. Get them signed up so that they can get tested for ADHD, get them medicated, and then maybe they'll stop stepping in your bits because that's what I did. This is long plan. I guess also is it like one friend or multiple friends? It's two of them. It's three guys. And I guess one of them wrote in. So I'm guessing both of them. Yeah. Now it's already again, either the situation isn't great or I don't know. Yeah. So I guess it's 2v1 for a reason. It's 2v1. Yeah, maybe he's so strong, they need two people

to take a vow. It wasn't thinking that, oh sorry. I'm not saying you're wrong. It could be the truth, you know, you never know. I'm just saying, the other thing too, unfortunately, even if they're like your good friends for a long time and you get along outside of that, they might just have this thing they wanna do in the video. Yeah. And that's kind of just like, you're good friends for a long time and you get along outside of that. They might just have this thing they wanna do in the video.

Yeah. And that's kind of just like, I just might not make sense to make the video together. You know what I mean? Which is not the answer you want. But like if the two, if it's two other people and they're like, 100% locked in, like, this is the shit.

And you're like, it should sucks. It just might not be that particular thing. Yeah, that should do something else. You kind of try and find like, okay, it's like how no one ever wanted to film with Joe. So I was like, well, just do dark souls with me. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You find a solution inside the problem. Sometimes there's a charity case and he speaks up. There's some face. I'm sorry. Everyone's faces that is not on camera right now is the most horrifying. I see two people literally clutching their imaginary pearls over when Michael just said,

Oh my God. I'm helping him. I like it. I was just like, oh no, I want to do this. I'll bite the bullet. That's what he's just said. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes you need someone to pick you up.

Imagine you're a viewer and you're going, wow, some of my favorite content was someone biting the bullet. That's incredible. Yeah. Those guys were talented. It's insane. What a compliment. And then you put them together with everyone else and it's like, oh, this guy's fucking sucks. What? Why is who let him back in? Yeah, exactly. You know, put them back over there. Let them do his thing. Just don't bring him back here. You made the dog stop my pencils, you know, just whatever. I liked working with Joe.

I like when I got to cancel him. That was fun. Yeah, that was, yeah, that's a lot of time. I love getting canceled. Yeah, I loved canceling Joe. It was really good. No, I mean, I think like a a I guess a serious answer to that would be Is it is is it that they don't find they don't find him funny was that what it was he's just kind of steam oh

Wait, you know Joe you've brought up a very good point Which is maybe the maybe writers, not the funny one. Right. Yeah, no, I mean like, yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like, I'm agreeing, this, not only that though, this goes back to the long con. Oh, back there again. Yeah, maybe he realized months ago that he used the weakest,

like, oh shit. Yeah, so, subject to you. I better get out of head of this. Yeah, he's trying to get ahead of the narrative and cut them off. It's time to cut off two people in a three-man group Just leave. I don't he's trying to mark Zuckerberg. He's trying it. Yeah, he's sure. Yeah, they're the twins or whoever the fuck I've never seen the way they're both the Winkle boss ones and he's trying to undermine them by buying their shares I have never seen that movie and I don't know anything about Facebook. I've never seen either.

Is that the social network? Is that the social network? It's awesome to see it. Yeah, I heard it was really a movie. I heard people like it. Yeah, Army Hammer was in it twice. Sure, sure. Need any money?

He ate that roll up. Wow. Yeah, that's the local lost. Are you okay? Yeah, I just had some like comment throw. Oh, okay. It was my motion. Some of you are shaking like,

I'm still choked up. I'm still choked up that Michael decided to bite the bull to take a chance on me. And it's just hitting me now emotionally. And I'm feeling really, really happy right now. Yeah, you got like, he's like the high risk and your blood. That's what they say.

I can't. I can't. Fuck it. Don't spill your soda bath. That was really, really good or bad timing on you. It was great timing. We've got millions of views and that dark souls bridgewalk. Wow. Wow. Incredible. Look what we did. Yeah. Me not knowing anything.

They walked that last cause. Walk that way. All right. Whoa. Wow. That's what was that? Real? A short? It was a short and a real. I don't even know what they're called. It was also a tick though. It was a short video. Yeah, you can. It's called vertical. I know yeah, it's a vertical See but even then it's like does that pop though? I gotta find out where that goes everywhere Multi-posting. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I don't know anything about social media You know clearly more than I do based on the conversation we're having right now Oh, man, that's a good video. I know how old I am because I finally started watching Reels Reels on Instagram. Yeah, yeah, that's a good video though. I know how old I am because I finally started watching the Reels on Instagram. Yeah, yeah.

That's my usual and it's like the worst thing ever. That's where you're usual. It's the, yeah, if I'm watching somewhere, it's usually on Instagram. Yeah, it's like the, I'm on Instagram for Instagram. And then I'll look, oh, this shit's here too. I'll watch the video Instagram.

But then it's because it's a fucking hot mess because it's just like Gen Z brain, where it's like, all the, I can never find anything ever again. Oh, no, if you like, oh, Lindsay, I was watching this thing. Nope, it's like gone forever. I'm just like, it's a guy in a store. Fuck. Sure, where is it? Oh, like, look, so I finally started liking things

just so I can fucking find them later. That's how old I am. That's fine. I was like, I've got to show the wife this one. Well, I mean, like, let's take time. And then later I go, how the fuck do I cook them my likes? That's six pages. That's impossible.

Tiktok, I like that they have history where you can see every video that you've ever watched. Instagram is harder because if you click out, it's gone forever, but it's really gone forever. But then you get to do the fun thing, which is my favorite game of typing in 17 words into a Google search. And I've never done heroin, but I think it's the same rush as finding a fucking TikTok that you couldn't find before just by going like, Irish woman drinks alcohol really fast mixer, funny TikTok, and then it being in the first,

like that's- You don't really have that problem though. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, no it's awesome. You don't really have that problem on YouTube. No. It's like, which 10 of the videos is it? Yeah, no on YouTube it's like, you already saw it and we're gonna show it to you eight more times. Yeah, it's true.

It's very true. There's short, salgur of those bands. You know what the worst thing about like any kind of short form content now is when you go on TikTok, it's when you go to TikTok and watch Andriate. When you accidentally click the top of your screen, where it says like for you or whatever, and it refreshes everything before you've liked some. But TikTok, you can go

in your history and watch it back. If you were in what did they add that on TikTok? Yeah. Like forever. Oh, did you not know that you can see your history like your watch? No, you said that. And I was like, Oh, yeah, go back and you're gonna clear it. Let me see. Open your phone. Give me your phone. I don't have to talk. You just said you did. You just said, oh, you know, we touch the topic. You're free and then you go back. Why is there just like tape in here? Oh, thank God Michael come to save me. It's just a little dish And then there's just some fucking tape in it. It's for our next segment. It's actually for our next segment. I'm

glad you say that. I'm gonna end this now. It's double-sided tape, too. Okay. I hope we were able to answer your question. Uh, this has been RT Cares. I'm sorry. Definitely didn't answer it. I feel like we did. Hey, welcome to another episode of Who Am I, the guessing game where we try to figure out what character you are based on questions that aren't about physical abilities, but mostly about vibe checks. Today, I am joined by my two guests, Lindsay and Carrie. You guys want to introduce yourself, say a little bit about yourselves.

So, the audience, who you are? That's Carrie. He does animation stuff. And then that's Lindsay. Hi. I'm amazing voice actress and Vtuber So interesting that you say that because today we're guessing what cartoon here do we are? Okay, I've never watched any cartoons. Is that okay? No, okay? I'm just kidding

So it's okay. I started with the joke. I would hope so I said her the joke. It's funny Heisenberg. No, that's real. Alright, so we've got these card note cards in front of us. What we've done is we've each written a character down on the note card and we're going to pass them cap. No, we're going to pass them clockwise. It's all relative. Yeah. And we're going to try to guess who is on the card based on vibes alone. Now to be clear, all cartoon characters are real to me. Oh, it was a little confused.

Okay. It offended. Yeah, also like, yeah. I will be writing HR. Thank you. No, but it's okay if he's all cartoon characters are real, but not all real characters are cartoons. So I feel like you'll be able to differentiate

square rectangle situation, exactly. But you know, AMC characters welcome me. Yeah, Nicole, stop it. I just want to watch a movie. I don't want to shoot. Don't you love it when you're a theater by yourself? Stop. I actually saw that, I was at the movie theater

seeing bottoms for the first. That's nice. Of course. Go watch bottoms. No, I was watching bottoms with the time in theater, but it was empty. It was like a Sunday at like 5 p.m. It was just me and my friend and that Nicole Kidman, empty theater commercial films. And I was like, wow, like 5 p.m. It was just me my friend and that Nicole Kidman empty theater commercial and I was like wow, she's just like us

In the squeakyest chairs I've ever been in like like comically like comically loud like when you try to like put the seat back Like just comically like leather sound. They're like a fart like it was amazing. They need to oil them anyway All right, so we're gonna put our little guys on uh see we didn't shine the latex that's all masking anyways alright I'll do it one at a time so they can get the the shot of it going up all right okay so we'll start with you and then me and carry so I'm trying to make sure it's actually like a white side yeah you can look yeah yeah hang on doing a horrible tuck job. You got it killer Hang on no, we're good. We're good. You got help. We're good now Okay, Griff found this before we started the podcast I'm hoping I desperately I can tuck this guy in here

But might have to be one of those like I'm a cool kid sideways ones hang on. I mean It's fine Lindsey's card says Johnny Bravo. Yeah Yes, no, we get the gist. Oh, yeah, yeah, right? You know, honestly, I don't want to get too much One of the kind of fits. Thank you. It makes sense. I'm gonna all the on out of here. Yeah Don't you drugs kids? ready Yep, it's mine right side of them. Yeah. Oh, yes Oh, yes

Grish's card says Daria. Okay Okay Upside down. It'll work. That's what I want. That's what I want. Okay, fine. All right, all right, all right, I got this. Carries card is Megas XLR. Perfect. There you go.

There we go. All right, so I get, okay, so Lindsay, we're going to start with you. You can ask your first question. Try to figure out who you are. Okay. Child or adult? Adult. Adult? Animal? One question. Oh, dang. you are okay um child or adult adult animal you get one question oh dang yeah and then oh I see

okay yeah okay okay so yeah I would say that your character is technically an adult yes okay yes okay uh okay am I am I human yes yes there's some lore I'm not familiar with, yes. Okay, I didn't know if I could answer that. So I was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're allowed to answer it. You're allowed to answer any of the questions. Okay, cool.

Yes. Yes. How many legs do I have? Sometimes two. Yeah, sometimes two. Sometimes two. Yeah, like when you have legs, it's too. When I have legs.

It's definitely too. Okay. Okay. I have more questions now. Exactly. That's how the game works. Yep, okay. All right.

Let's see. The next question, which I totally didn't ask. Come on, let me go. Use this take. Animal? Animal? Mine animal? I mean, technically.

No. But, but, but but but no like like like actually know but like like I would say it that I'm a fucking dog in you bro yeah yeah wow wow exactly yeah it's it's more I would say it's more of a okay okay got you yeah yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let me see. Yeah. Okay. So I'm a human.

Would I, okay. Would I ever like, like commit a crime? Have I committed crimes? Have I done crimes? Yes. I've done crimes? Yes. Okay.

Yeah. Canonically. Canonically, okay. Yes. Yeah. I'm not as familiar, but I can say yes. So I'm a human criminal. Yes, you're human. I think that's my be one of the best ways to describe your character. The crime? I don't care. I'm okay. Yeah. Great. And nothing physical. I mean, nothing specifically. Okay. Like you asked do you have legs? I guess I sure yeah, but like yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, you consider like a character.

Okay. Do I talk? No. You don't. Yeah. Okay. You don't speak. So I sometimes have legs, and when I do it's two.

Yeah. But I also don't speak. Yes. You go on Stefaniate. Okay. No doubt. No, don't you do not speak. Okay. All right. All right. Is it going to funny? No. Damn it. Okay. Am I a werewolf? No. No, maybe in one episode, but no. No, actually one episode your friend was. Yeah. Oh, okay. But you yourself are not.

No. Okay. But what's again, in you. In you. I mean, in that, not in you. Okay. Okay. Uh, oh, do I have an accent?

And if I do it, it'd be offensive for me to do it. No. And no. Yes. Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't have an accent. Yes, or if I did the accents, I don't have.

It would be offensive. Yup. Just a little bit. Okay. Oh God. Okay. Am I, am I the main character of my show? You're the titular character.

Oh, I can't say that. You're the titular character. The titi character. Yeah. Oh, man. You said no anime. Is it? Yeah. Titty characters. Oh, my God.

Okay. Oh, you know, that's the problem with Western cartoons. Not about titties. I just think that, you know, I just think that's okay. I was gonna be like too gritty not enough to anyone. No, I'm just saying she's actually 400 years old, so it's fine. It's fine.

It's not a problem. It's not a problem. That's how that works. Oh, seven deadly sins ruined me. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways, just discuss this on HM. Thank you.

Okay. 9 and closer. 9 and closer. Okay. This is going to come out of the field, but I have to guess. Okay. Do we solve mysteries? Hmm. No, not again, I think there might have been an episode or a crossover.

Well, like, yeah, not like, that's not your bag. No. Yeah, like you mostly, like, yeah, not like, that's not your bag. No. Yeah, like you mostly, like, if I had to talk about you in anime terms, you're like a, you're more of a slice of life. Okay. Yeah. Okay. The mystery game.

Okay. Yeah. Plus adventure, more cozy. All right. What about that day? Yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna try the narrow it down just a little bit. Am I, am I, am I dizzy day? Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna try the hero it down just a little bit. Emma

Uh, am I am I Disney character? No, no, okay, we don't need to say like what kind of character I mean if you want to give me a bowl I'll just say that your home has changed so much since when you were living there. Okay, if you're asking about a home like Disney, yeah, it's totally different now. Oh, okay. How the huge resurfacing, remodeling. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's just way too realistic now.

Okay. Way too realistic. Yeah. Okay. I am confused. Okay. Okay. So I'm the tit-chiller character, not often with legs, but sometimes too. I don't speak Guitassifani.

Sometimes like Guitassifani, you've ruled out because she's a live action. Yeah, is a character, though. Yeah. Yeah. Um, could I, I don't know, this is too specific. Can I ask what network I was on? What do you all think? We just had the Disney part.

Sure. I would, uh, correct you network. Cartoon network. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

That helps. Absolutely. Yeah. So sometimes you got, you got to, you can't do, they can't all be funny. Well, we got to actually, I need to write. I need to write bit. Yeah, yeah. So sometimes you got a, you got a, you can't do, they can't all be funny. Well, it's a guy that actually has a lot of the money. I need to take it. And be like, hey, no for real though, like what channel?

Got that same question. Okay. Where's my home? It's the same home as me, apparently. Okay. Yeah, your cartoon network, I would say staple. Yeah. Wow, wow.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen you in promotional content. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like I've seen you in promotional content. Yes. Wow. Okay.

Yes. Hey. Home or rather promotional content. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was your separate. No, it wasn't. Oh, was it.

Okay. Well, we should. I'll show you. I'll show you. I'll show you. I'll show you. Okay. Yeah. Let's do that. Yeah, I'm my phone. I'm gonna say your a3 No, I'm sorry Everybody's got to make a living. I was a different game. Uh, that was phone chicken. Um, or bottoms up. Uh, whatever. Uh, so okay, my question Do I hate?

My question. Do I hate kids? Do I hate them? Or do they made them a cease? You don't hate them. In fact, I can get a longer answer. In fact, there are times when you have bonded with them and guided them. But you do not want to have them and you normally don't want to be around them. What the heck?

If you need to, you can help them. I'm learning things. But you don't choose to be around them. You don't hate kids. Okay. Don't do kids. Not Disney. No. Like, like, ant vibes. Yeah, honestly, ant vibes. Yes, for sure. Like, when I'm done helping you with your life crisis, I'm out. I am at a loss. Okay. Me too. Does does my character hate anybody? I don't know if they can. Does my character hate anybody? They can. I don't think this is this is mess. I don't think you're sentient enough. Yeah, you never learned to love to have an emotion. Mm-hmm. Okay. You're giving us emotions. Okay. Sure. Okay. I'm, I'm, I'm stumped. I know. I know. No, we're gonna get, no, we're gonna get to it. We're gonna get to it. All right.

Okay. Yeah. Car too. No word. Stable. Am I stretchy? What? Are you stretchy? Who's that? I can say who I'm guessing, because it sounds like no. Oh, you're asking is your character stretchy? I was like who is stretchy? I've never seen one.

You were not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not stretchy. You're not monkey delupi. Okay, thank you. You're not monkey delupi. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I would say you're probably, you're be. No, no, no were to appear in our meat world You would be a wall. Yeah, you think like a big cut of beef awesome. Yeah, okay. Okay I'm I am in that what what channel do I come on? Oh MTV MTV That's a big one MTV has cartoons. That's a big one. MTV has cartoons. That's a big one. Sure did. Yeah. Sure did.

Okay. It's like cartoons with like the S in parentheses basically. Right. Where it's like kind of back when it mattered. Yeah. Arttunes on MTV. I networked that I definitely know what it is. Can you believe it?

I've definitely heard of that before. Okay. That's where they have the challenge, right? There's a VH1. I don't watch MTV. I don't okay. That's where they have the challenge, right? There's that VH1. I don't watch him, do you know? That's the Rob Dune trick ridiculousness channel. I did watch all the next. Yeah, we're on the next.

I'm wondering if I'm like too old for this character. I guess, how long have I been around or like how many seasons? Short-lived. Short-lived. One or two? Yeah. Yeah, like not a lot.

Damn. And I'm not gonna lie, kind of a deep cut. Okay. Courtsy, not a deep cut. Yeah. I think Tyler fucked me on this word. Stop. Cosmager? Yes. You don't have to guess if you think you got it. Yeah, I think Tyler fucked me on this one Cosmager yes You don't have to guess if you think you got it right and I've been trying I was thinking about cartoon network dogs

And I never know I say dog. Oh, I know dog in me. I'm in a dog. Where am I? Dogs definitely in you you're not a dog you are're not the dog. You're not the dog. I get good, thank God. Okay. Um. To be clear. Let's see, who was my closest friend? Or like, I don't know how specific we can be. I do not remember.

Some fucking nerd or a little girl. The fuck? Or actually, actually no, your closest friend, your mom. Yeah, I think I know who it is now. Your mom is? I'm saying some ways yourself. Your mom or your little girl or some fucking nerd. Do you think you know it?

I think I do kind of guess. I'm going to go for a guess. Next one. I'm going to go for a guess. I won't be just not yet. Am I be this or a butt head? No. Very good guess.

Very good guess. In fact, I think it's okay to say that you were friends with them before you were friends. Am I be this or a butt head? No. Where you are very close. Very good guess. Okay. In fact, I think it's okay to say that you were friends with them before you moved to another school. Well, I wish I knew fucking shit all about MTV.

Okay. It is a very good guess. How do I communicate? Like beeps. Yeah. I think you rev. You rev or beep or like, so like a car door lock sound effect.

Yeah, like, yeah. Or like, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. Like you might do that. Like for comedic effect. Yes, of course. Okay. As you pull up.

Yeah. And also we talked about titties. There's titties in the show. Okay. So it's a good show. Not a lot, but it's a good show then. Thank you. Okay.

Is this one? Oh God. Okay, sorry. I can guess now. Yeah. The power of my leather jacket, I'm going to guess that this is, and I am Johnny Bravo. Yes. Yes. Woo that this is, and I am, Johnny Bravo.

Yes! Was it the mom girl? Yes, no, absolutely. Yes, your name's Susie. I think it was. It was a hat of business. And then you said mom, my god, absolutely. That was his best friend for sure. Most thickestest.

Most cartoon, most effort, most effort. Yes, cartoon. Dexter's mom. K-Dog. Yes, Shulster's mom. And then Nickelodeon picked up, would you mean Neutron's mom? Yeah. I'm gonna think about it. I can only think of two other cartoons that were on MTV. I could clone high and Darya or the only shows I know. So like it clone high and in Darya, or the only shows I know. So I'm gonna say, am I Darya?

Yes. I'm Darya. You're Darya. How is she in Lily? Okay. She has done crimes, but in a good way. So to break the rules to be a badass, to be gay, do crime.

That's what she did. She should have been gay. I will say, when I was a kid, my aunt used to call me Daria, my whole life, and I never understood that reference. It was like, watch the show for the first time, like three years ago. And I was like, oh, no, I see it. I see it.

Yeah, no, I also don't smile when we're glasses. I love it. And then closet it. And you say the smartest in the room, I would argue. Okay, so I don't think I have it because I, when I was gonna guess before we clear for the title thing, I was gonna guess puppy cat from the puppy cat. No, no, it's not gonna work. Is that not?

Not for a wish. Oh, and also a freighter. I guess this used to be a city. Yeah, it was attached to it. But yeah, yeah. Okay. I need it. It's a, okay.

I'm gonna give me like a, yeah, it's a early 2000s Really 2000s? We were making stuff that kind of looked like anime, but wasn't This beast worst time. Oh, yeah, it's a It you're not a human because you're a mech. I guess is it a mech? Would you consider that a mech? American mech American mech, we're with truckers. If I throw truckers, it's a mech show. Oh, I remember, oh, don't say a reboot. No, no, no, no, because it was the trucker one?

Because there was, anyway, I don't know, code guess. Code guess. Zoids, I don't have it. Oh take it off I'm no idea Tyler no idea Tyler. I'm sorry She's Bert Simpson and you told me to do this Shorts network deep cut you motherfucker I'm I'm honestly embarrassed. I don't know because it sounds like I should know Oh, well I show you you're gonna be like oh, I will yeah, I was gonna have a most aggressive. Yeah

When you okay when you said truck I was like oh is it like I didn't remember the name of it But I remember that guy. Damn it. Yeah, well, I did know that show. I did know that show You did know that show that's okay. I have to remember the name apparently, but I didn't know that show Yeah, this is a weird one Megas XLR it was like it was just like some fucking guy He working like a junk yard and he found like a and they're from Jersey. Yeah, I haven't thought about that show in like Over a decade. I think about it more than I should now I'm gonna rewind more than the Roman Empire Topical maybe I'm gonna go watch this though in the Roman Empire? Topical. I'm gonna go watch this now. That's the boobs. She's showing me the the the the titulars. Bring them over here. Yes, that's okay. Thank you. The Tidets

Amnesty has been done there. Well, we all won. We all equally won. Let's just say that was the warm up. Let's give Carrie a redemption chance. Let's do once that I think Carrie would do better at which is an anime round. We'll see. There's just more options to problem. I'm very excited about this. I'm excited. Okay. I'm an anime. Lindsay's card is Sailor Moon. Okay. Okay. That's Kai over there. My handwriting is atrocious. Good. I don't keep seeing mine. I have terrible. It's better than mine. My hand right here is garbage. Griff's card is Ichigo.

You're here to look good. I'm here to win. Great. Do my best. Yeah. Exactly. Buddy by Tonal. I did it.

Carri's card is Totoro. Okay. Bring by your parents. Let's see. So you lost. Yeah. Last round. If you lost, you're the only loser. So, so you know first. Yeah, we call it not winning. Yeah, you not. Okay, anime edition. Am I try. Am I?

Do I have to save the world? Or the universe or anything? No, right. No, I don't think so. Okay. Okay. Let's depends. No, actually actually no, I'm gonna say no. Okay. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Oh Sorry, it's my turn Work. Sorry. Thank you. Um, am I human? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I would say yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yes. Um, okay I would say yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yes.

Okay. Do I have huge obos? Huge obos? Do I have huge obos? Oh, no. No. No. Okay, so I'm not a total of your own.

But in the honor of the speed round, you certainly know someone who does. Yes. You certainly know someone who does. I would say that you have a very tight fit chest. Okay. And I have a well-in-doubt friend. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Um, am I a child? No. No. Okay. Do I have magical powers? Yes. Ah!

Okay. Um, am I a human? Yes. Yes. Okay, can I confirm? Yes. Can I confirm? No, to these human.

Do I have magical powers? Yes, yes. Yes. Do I fight in a group? Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah, you definitely do.

Am I a sex pest? Oh, no. No. No. No, and you know what? Good for you, because a lot of, what are you saying? Am I friends? No.

Okay. You're... No, actually this show's not terrible about... At least early morning. Right, yeah. It's not terrible about it. Yeah. A lot of people like you though,

and other homes sure are like that, but not you. You're nice. We said I'm a child, right? Yeah. I'm a child. No, we did not see your child. Okay, child, no child. Okay, no child. No child. Do I'm a child. No, you're not a child. We did not see your child. Child, no child.

Okay, no child. Do I have a child? You don't, but you are with children. You're with a child. Are you with children? Not pregnant. Okay, okay. You're a child.

You're around child. So, you've been photographed with the child. You acquired a child already. If I think of you, I always imagine a little girl by your side. It's true, it's true, dude. At least one, maybe two. Maybe two. Okay. I know enough about you.

I'm an adult that's around children with magical powers. And I'm trying to not save the world, okay. Great. And I don't care about the world. What the? Am I the leader of my group? You're titular. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. No titties, human, not a sex pest. Where I must say probably on that one, I'm sure somebody can find some panel or frame. Well, I'm asking if I'm a sex pest because. Well, I see that three episodes eight, actually.

I'm asking if I'm a sex pest, because I told you like, showing an anime. So I'm like, well, I'm not denky, because if I said, am I a human sex pest? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I would not consider part of your character being sex pest. No, okay, okay.

In a way. Honorable. Seen like, yeah. Okay. Are we respectable? Yes. Okay. You take a tight test.

What does that mean? I just worked out. I'm kidding, for sure. Okay, okay, okay. Am I Naruto? No. Okay. I would say older.

Older? I think it's fair to say. Naruto. Yeah, then based on that. In the same vein. Very similar type of character. I would say similar type of character. Different struggle? Different struggle. And I would say like similar kind of character? I would say similar type of character. Different struggle?

Different struggle. Yeah. And I would say like similar kind of show, not same, but similar. I would date you. I would not date Naruto. Let's put it that way. I'm bored.

I think that's a very bad way. I'm not your toe. I couldn't believe it. Okay, so I'm not trying to save the world. I'm an adult with magical powers and I'm a round children. Am I a sex pest? No! Okay.

Okay. No! Sex pest. No, no! No! Yes. Oh my god. I put it in the exclamation.

No, not a sex pest is on the line. Okay. Underline, no. Okay, to reiterate too, I have magic powers. Yes. I fight in group. I'm not the lead der. You are?

Oh, okay. Oh yeah, it's okay. Okay, cool. But you're also the titular character. Yeah, got you. Okay, got you. Um, do I have blonde tear? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Good. I feel you holding in me. In, okay. Yeah, yeah, I can I feed you home? In your life. Yeah, I'm in the game. Um, okay. Um, this is a question. This is a question. Uh, uh, am I a child?

Uh, actually, I recant that because you said you date me. So I'm going to assume I'm not a child. Thank you. Yeah, I would not see. Let's see. Am I from a recent anime? I would not call it recent. Like, like, not like has released a season recently of like,

like, recently premiered, recently premiered. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Noed. Recently premiered. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, okay. Like, college lens, it was the college lens. Yeah, I think that's where you were channeling. Which was like two years ago.

Okay, I think I did it by then. Yeah. Um, and, am I the main character? You're the Tishular character? And, I'm a sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that.

I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm not sure if you're gonna say that. I'm my sailor moon. No, you're Ruby. Oh, I'm kidding. Stop it.

No, it's not. It's really funny. I was actually. That was a good. It was the first thing I thought to do. You know, you're sailor. Thank you. Thank you. Really funny. I was actually a high-spirited person. That was good.

It was the first thing I thought to do. Yeah, you're a sailor, man. Thank you. Woohoo! Take it. And then I'm in the mood. I've guessed right. OK, OK.

I'm going to take a while to get it. Am I Goku? Am I someone Goku? No. You are, I would say, in general, you're in the right vein, though. When you're guessing like Goku or Naruto, that is the right vein to be in. I think we can give you this too.

Less fists, more sword. We're sword, yeah. I think that yeah. Okay. Okay. Do I, this is good, do I? I was gonna say, you finished that sentence right now. Do I fight?

Is what I'm gonna say? I have magical powers, I guess maybe, but do I fight? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You feel. You feel.

You fight. You fight feelings. Feelings. Fight feelings. Fight my demons. Yes. Emotional demons. Wait, so I don't fight and I'm not a sex person.

Is that work? You fight traffic because you get on the bus. You get on the bus. I'm not gonna lie. I've never seen this. I got you. I'm just get on the bus? I'm not gonna lie. I've never seen this. I got to say, I'm just going off of vibes of content I've seen about you on the internet. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I've seen a lot, I will, I get this. I've seen a lot of you in black and white on Tumblr, said, real blogs. Yep, that is very true. Okay. Correct.

I've seen you on so many aesthetic blogs, you'll even fucking know. You'll even fucking know. Oh, okay. Okay. A swordsman. Am I Kenching? You said that's so like.

Am I Kenching? Ken, no. No, I would say warm. Okay, very warm. More angsty and super naturally naturally and super naturally. Yeah You are not betos I'm the man's layer. Do I not watch anime? You do I know you angsty swordsman Angsty swordsman that's all

Isn't that real it's very true So you know wielding steel makes you real. Dramatic about it. Am I a man or woman? Neat. Saluted question. Okay. Neether.

Okay. Would you gender a teddy bear? Ooh, that's a question. Unless they told me no, I guess. Okay. Okay. They speak to you too. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I guess. Yes. Am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, am I, good at this. Okay, here's your DVD. You are a main character. I'm a main character. You are. And I'm an AC-Sortman character. I'm a D-Man character.

Same-Ret shampoo. Oh, man, these are such good guys. I don't know it. You do know anime. Okay. Okay, the mask is off-carry. Yeah. Because it's usually on this character.

Just a second. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I have a mask. Yeah. And I'm AC. Okay, you take a guess like. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I have a mask. Yeah, and I'm A.C. Okay, you take a guess like, okay, okay, so, so am I an animal? Yes. Yeah, you're furry. Yeah. Animal. Furry. And I have a mask. Furry. And I have a mask and a sword. Yes. Yes. I feel like I know she'll though. Mask a sword. Yes. I feel like I know she'll though.

Mask at times. Yes. I feel like I'm going to be very embarrassed when I find out what this is. That's how I feel right now, because I feel like I should know this. I'm so excited about it. And I feel like it's a real easy one that I should know. A mask and a sword. So, okay, so it's obviously just shown in.

Yes. Okay, wait, can you, I assume I'm in a group. Yeah, I'm not alone swordsman. No, no, you're a group. Tell me about it. You were definitely thrust into a world. Yes, I got esokite. No, a world of, that was always around you

and you didn't know. Yes. Like you thrust into a society or like a knowledge. You were called to action. Yes. Key told me about one of my friends. Yeah. They're all hot.

But one has quiet and has a magical bone arrow. One has green hair. One has green hair. And they change ages depending on when you talk to them. Yeah. One has a glove. I mean, if you don't know that, if you don't know about the same. This is inscrutable.

What I love. You have early on in order to really channel your power, your friend had to take a glove and punch you in the face. And knock your soul out of your body. Yeah, that happened. Yeah. People would love to see you with your friend

who has black hair. I sure would love to see that, but gosh darn it. The writers just had to put you with your friend who has orange hair too. I just, I have thoughts. Wow, every anime really is the same. Yeah. Okay, so again, you said you'd date me

so I'm not yo from Charmin King Also good guys, huh greed here. Yeah, I would say like like like very late teenage Then I just feel like yeah, well teenage Lindsay would have I feel like I'm throwing I'm throwing my head and I have no idea. Can I look? Go for it. Each is good. Bleach. Okay. We were so close. Gosh darn it. I talked around it. I talked. You did. You named every other like famous swordsman. I did. I really did. I forgot about the sword anime. I'm surprised you didn't say Curito. That was a very close

area. Yeah. No. well, you said not appropriate. Oh, you said not a sex fest. Oh, you know, she does have huge ones. Yeah, thank you. Yes. Yeah. I am also very nervous. I don't have line.

Do you all got a hint for me? Yeah, before I throw the towel. The titular character, you're furry, and you're aesthetic. You're from an aesthetic. It's very aesthetic. It's like, you're thing that you're in, there's a good to look at.

If I may, Griff, and there's no tip, but we can go tip for taught with this one. Maybe tip for tote, tot or some else some cat bus. Oh Oh Like umbrella. Yeah I was this whole time I was like TV shows No, no, yeah, I was okay, so okay. I get I get you just this makes sense though I I understand how important it was to know that my character's not a sex pet

Because children go inside to me. Oh, and that would be a problem See if you asked in my inside children We said that no they're inside you and then you would have known immediately Yeah, yeah, is total the cat bus. No, there I've never I know hey guys I'm group. I've never seen a jibbly movie and that's my secret secret anyway. I think I think with the cap on the safe place. Yeah, I get it now. I get it now. Um, I guess Lindsey is our only winner this episode. Uh, yes. All right. This has been a very different episode of the RT podcast. Thank you for tuning in. We'll be back next week. And you're probably so gonna be gone. But I think Mando's gonna be here. So tune in for that. Thank

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