Rooster Teeth Podcast - Horror Movies CANNOT happen in the Hood - #774

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

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Boone cast! I am your toast, your toast. I can't fucking think of this music, I can't. I am your toast. Immediately it melted my brain. I am one of your hosts, harm, mando, towards churres. Harm Mando Torchress.

And joining me as always is Andrew Grosses. And Gould. I'm the Gould of the podcast. Thank you for joining us, School Milton, you literal grappling. I love that anytime, we talked about it earlier, but anytime we try to do spooky like, ooh, boys, it's just the old SNL. Oh, yes, it's just Don Parton. That's how he has a.

Harmando Tucheres, Bobby Moulin. Yeah. That is your hell, though. That is, yeah. That's enough. That's enough for as long as Bobby has. For as long as Bobby has and they haven't used a single one of my sketches. With music who guessed 10,000 maniacs. No!

Oh my fucking Christ. Did you try to, okay. There we go. They fucked up and gave me a sound board. They fucked up and gave Andrew a sound board. A thing that when he asked for it, myself, Griff, our producer, Kai, and I think our technical director, Fischer, all went,

that's bad. That's bad, that's bad. And then he made the exact cackle that's on the sound board. Yeah, yeah, hold on a sec. Whoa. No, what the? No, where was the, uh, uh, which?

That's like a real salacious crumb next to Jabba laugh. Yeah. People have already turned this off. We're listening to it in their cars. Off, it's done. I've already mentally tuned out. So, you know, it's done. I've heard it immensely tuned out, so. I know they love this.

It is our scary, terrifying Halloween episode. The best ep, I would argue some of the best episodes of TV ever. Oh yeah. Whenever a TV show has the enough episodes, because now we all do eight episode TV shows, no fucking sucks ass. But when show runs get like a full 22 episodes,

and then you get to do a season, yeah, when they get a season of TV, and you get to do, season the episodes. Yeah, when you get to do, like, yeah, special episodes, Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving, whatever. Halloween episodes, fucking rock.

They rip. I'm gonna be honest with you, every Thanksgiving episode, every Christmas episode of any television show ever, I skip it. A hundred percent of the time. Those are my favorite ones. I think every Thanksgiving, every Christmas episode is just so fucking boring. I don't care.

I don't want to listen to every Halloween episode. I watch it twice. I'll tell you, the entire plot of a season of Will and Grace hinges on the Christmas New Year's episode. That is why. The entire pot of a full seat. They don't talk to each other for a year. That's, well, I don't watch Will and Grace.

Well, he showed it so good. On account of the homophobia. You know, who's in it? Ranger and Novarez. What? Yeah, and the reboot, he plays, there's a reboot. There's a reboot just called like, Will.

Will or something. I'm gonna, oh, it's called, no, it's just called Will and Grace, but then they differentiate it on Hulu. Anyway, yeah. That That's this is how good TV used to be by the way. You could name a show after two characters. Or one just call it call. Yeah. Ellen had two shows. She had Ellen and the Ellen show. They were separate. Yeah. Stay fucked up not calling the second one degenerate. You could add a full line up. You could add the Ellen degenerate show Ellen and degenerates. You could have had a full line up. You could have had the Ellen DeGeneres show Ellen and DeGeneres. Oh, yeah, no, that honestly, that's what her next show should be. I wish they did reboots to shows like they do sequels to horror movies where eventually they'll just do like

Will and Grace to Will and Grace three. And then the fourth one is confusingly the Will and Grace. Will and Grace is. Grace and Will, they just flip it. Yeah, Will and Grace ends and that's the fun. Will and Grace got a hell. Yeah. Man, I've been watching a ton of horror movies. That's what I was gonna say. Yeah, well, it's the season for it.

But I don't like horror movies. What? I don't like being scared. Real life sucks so bad and so scary already that I don't want to watch horror films. But yeah, but my girlfriend loves horror movies. So I've been forced to watch them. And yeah, I forget that you're dating

a real spooky bitch. Yeah. Yeah, she's just like, the first time. She's like, that's her. god. Sorry, that's her. Sorry, that's her. She's calling. You can hear it talking. Oh, that's true.

She, one of the first times I went over and hung out at Griffs House, her girlfriend was playing one of those, like, not the quarry, but similar, one of those, like, horror movie video games. Sure. It wasn't until Dawn, but it was, like, from the company. Yeah, it's from the same. Oh, yeah, that, like, choose your own adventure video games. Sure, it wasn't until Dawn, but it was like from the company. Yeah, it's from the same. Oh, yeah, that like, choose your own adventure video games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And until Dawn fucking rules. It does. It fucking slaps. And I stayed for the entire time to watch her play, to watch her play this game. That's what I do. I don't play those games. I sit on the bean bag chair and watch her like this.

Yeah, because I mean, you're watching a movie. I mean, you're watching like scenarios. Oh, I'll hit the jack. But you also, my favorite part is that, she'll go, what should I do in this scenario? And you give her like whatever your opinion is. And she goes, nah, I'ma try to make a fuck.

And then they always die. Yeah, 100% of the time. My favorite one is like, in one of the games, there's like a point where you walk into a room, there's nothing in the room except a bear trap with a hand in it that's doing this. And you can go over to it and you can grab what's in the hand or you can avoid it. There is no reason in the game to interact with this mechanic and she just looks at it and she goes, no, I feel that's important. And then the character just loses a hand and it's completely avoidable.

It adds nothing to the plot. You don't like get bullets, you don't get a gun, you don't get a note, you don't get unlocks anything. Don't have a hand. Just don't have a hand, I think it kills you later. Yeah, no, I mean, I love that those games really do test the impulse. Everyone who would press, they do not press big red button. That says do not press. It's all the people who would press that button.

Oh, absolutely. She's not even getting any impulse control. She has none. She's not even telling you the best part, which is that 15 minutes before the interaction happened, the game gave her like a scary premonition of that character reaching their hand in something. And going, no!

Oh my fucking hand! Oh, if I do have a hand later, I'm gonna die! And cut to her going, I think it's important to- I wish I hadn't reached to that hand inside that bear trap. No Five minutes later because she'll be like no no no It's like they want me to do the opposite and I'm like babe. It seems really straightforward Nothing is better than a dumb person thinking they're too smart for a thing You know, not jimk on your girlfriend

Out like trying to outthink like listen, I'm playing four dimensional chess with this game that gave me a very clear one-to-one cause in the fact, like the scenario. I'm like, no, that's what they want you to think. This is a conspiracy, sma- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I've been watching a bunch of stuff. I watched a bunch of really stupid, goofy comedy movies. Like I watched recently Renfield, which is a straight up and down comedy. Yeah. I thought it was gonna be more.

So you're the one that saw it. Yeah, I'm the one. I also, it's weird whenever you watch a movie that is like, I'm not gonna talk about Renfield for very long. It's the whole episode. It's weird when you watch a movie that is like, I'm not gonna talk about Renfield for very long. That is the whole episode. It's weird when you watch a movie that is so incredibly funny that has such amazing moments.

Like there's a whole bit within the first 10 minutes that is about ska and it is so funny. And then every other moment of the movie that is trying to move the plot forward, it's just heavy handed. It's the bit handed. It's the bit from Futurama where they go, you can't you can't just say how your character's feeling. That makes me angry. It's that bit. It's just them going like heavy handed metaphor.

Yes. No, no, no, no, no subtext. It's just all texts. It's them going, I am this character and this is how I feel, but you don't feel that way because your character attributes are different from mine. Okay, here's a, I haven't seen Rinfield, but this is a perfect example of the phenomenon where it's like clearly written by a funny person, not a good screenwriter. Because there is a different, there's like, yeah.

Very rarely will you get both of those things and someone who's very funny and also good at writing, because I've read a lot of scripts that are like absolutely mechanically perfect. They hit all the right beats, they do all like the right things and like are just such a tight script that I forget about the second I stopped reading

that was just like, there's nothing, it's like this was absolutely technically builders grade a perfect script but there's not one like, I didn't smile while reading it and then laugh while reading it. They are ostensibly comedies and then I've read those too and this is a great example of a movie where there's not one, like I didn't smile while reading it and then laugh while reading it. They're extensively comedies. And then I've read those too.

And this is a great example of a movie where it's just like, man, this is so funny, but then like the actual mechanics of the script and things that you have to do to forward the plot become these incredibly just excruciatingly heavy handed exhibition. And stuff is like, again, very rare do you get that right down the center? Andrew and I are working on the new season of camp camp.

brag about it. I know. And that's me. Andrew and I, Andrew and I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know, I know. Andrew and I are writing the new season of camp camp.

And he'll tell you about my first draft of my episode, which was originally Originally, it was a parody of the mist In a bunker and you see flashes of leg and then the thing that he's using to take people out runs out of ammunition right before he can take himself out And then the missed clears that was the original ending that I had and it was I Wrote so much story to To justify that stupid bit and that's the proud It's not it did not make it into the full episode and the full episode is much better for it

I for a really long time I It did not make it into the full episode. And the full episode is much better for it. But for a really long time, I wrote, I think, because that's the other thing, is the script's supposed to be like 15 pages long. My first draft was, it was like 28 pages. I was like 25 or something. Okay, really? You know what, two episodes?

I wrote a 30 minute animated show. It was really bad. But yeah, I love scary stuff. I love comedy stuff. And I also think it's really funny how often horror and comedy like mixed, like you need both of those things in a good horror script. I just recently watched the ring like last night.

For the first time. For the first time. Here's this fucked up. I've seen ringgut like the. The Korean or the Japanese one. I watched that one. Yeah, and fuck myself up as a child Yeah, and then I had never watched the ring and I'm so glad I waited to watch the ring until I was a full-grown A doll and who understands how movies are made cuz if I had watched that shit as a child You know fuck me up forever. Yeah, I never watched the ring

I saw a commercial for it once when I was a kid and that fuck me up. Yeah Yeah, I don't I don't do horror my my mom and grandma. They love horror meat. I'm a baby The ring is such a good fucking movie and that I did not I thought it was going to be I thought it was gonna be smile which ostensibly it is smile just cribbed up the fucking It's or uh, what's the one where like you can't fuck it follows it follows I saw that for the first time. Smile is the ring and it follows, mashed together. That's what makes up that movie.

But the ring being like a sort of a noir film was not what I was expecting. Yeah, yeah, it's a detective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to, but like without it to tell, like she's a journalist. Okay. So it's basically like

The plot of the ring is that I've never seen it the plot of the ring and that we should watch it It's really good and it's also again. It's not as scary Okay, now that you've become an adult. Okay, that's what everyone told me about the Texas chainsaw massacre Which I watched for the first time also last week and of all scary movies. movies I was forced to watch this week, that one fucked me up the most. Two things. First thing. The ring is a story about a girl, a teenage girl who goes with her friends and watches this like haunted tape and then seven days later it kills her.

That's like the cold open. Yeah. And then her aunt, who is a investigative journalist, is trying to figure out what happened and finds a copy of a tape, watches it, gets the phone call of like, you have seven days. And then like the worst telemarketer. And then goes on an investigation, trying to figure out what happened within those seven days so that hopefully she doesn't fucking die. That is the story of the right.

An incredible set up for a ticking clock. Like the one of the best ever to be like, seven days, and then it's just like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, all right, stem solver mystery, and you have like all the tension of having like, do date for your own death. It's great. They'll even like every time a day ends,

they'll go to the next day and it'll say like, Tuesday, day two or something. And you're like, oh fuck, like it's just really good. And I really liked it a lot. It was a movie that I wasn't expecting to like, it's one of those movies where all I've really seen are the original Japanese version, which fucked my ass, of course, and the parodies.

I've seen every parody of the ring ever. So every scary movie movie, every scary movie parody movie, from since its inception to like seven or ever many that may all have a ring parody in it, even like 10, 15 years later. And it's, oh, this is what I was gonna say earlier. It's to the point where it's like,

I know every plot twist in the ring because I've seen the parodies of it. Just like sometimes I'll watch old TV shows that I didn't watch when they came out that I've been watching Lost. Speak of fucking shows that have a big ass fucking catalog. Somebody asked me what episode of Lost I was on and I was like, dude, I feel like I'm deep in the show

because I've seen a lot of episodes. I left off on season two, episode 23. And there's more episodes in season two. Because we used on season two episode 23. Yeah. There's more episodes in season two. Because we used to be a real country. We have a full order series. We used to make shows. Now we do eight episode projects. I am I am begging. I am begging Hollywood. I give me filler episodes. I miss filler episodes. It's like just give me some bullshit of characters having fun. Give me a bottle episode. Give me a bottle episode. Give me a fucking bottle episode where everyone's just sitting in the lobby.

That I need that and with eight episode and you get worse TV with these like because there's certain shows that like truly should be like the fun and games of 22 episodes. Yeah, 22 episode series, but they have to cram all of this stuff in eight episodes. And so you get like, again, it's having to do so much work and lay so much track for stuff to happen that like they're either leaving huge things out or cramming too much into fast. And so like, again, it's just a worse product. I think there's a difference. Unless you go in with that.

Yeah. Yeah, I think there's some show, I mean, it's exactly so. There's some shows that benefit from it. But I honestly do believe that when you give people less time, they are, they make a better story because with, with, with lost or like the sopranos, there's a lot of episodes and they were, I'm like, I don't give a fuck what's happening right now. Yeah, but the ones that you do, but that's what I'm saying is, but it's hitting it. There's so much more room for hitter, man. Yeah.

So I would should like put a giant asterisk on my comedy that I mismade, like Gimme Filler episodes. Yeah. In comedies. In dramas and mysteries. Perfect. Well, do not give me filler episodes. Thank you.

Like, this did like, in comedies, because with comedies, it's just like, this should be a joke machine. This is a joke factory for like fun antics. It's like, put characters that don't normally like interact together in this in like a situation. They have to like, they have to like do it. They should be a joke machine. This is a joke factory for like fun antics. Like, put characters that don't normally interact together in this in like a situation. They have to like, they're gonna stake out. Perfect example. Like, I don't want filler episodes,

but I'm fine with like, breaking bad has a bottle episode. That's what, yeah. Which is one of my favorite bottle episodes ever. It's amazing. It's incredible. Yeah, or I love when an over the show is just like, we're on season five and these two have never been alone together. Yeah Yeah, we'll see what that we'll see what happens. I really love that or I really love like a

Mythic quest it started doing this where like it starts off as a goofy comedy and then like episode four is just None of it's an episode with none of the characters. No, it explores the theme of the show, but not I don't know I love when shows fuck around. Yeah, but I don't like the term filler episode. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also hated it. For the studio origin episode. Yes. Yeah, it's really good.

I also fucking hate the episodes of like the Soprano's and Breaking Bad where they were the Christmas episode. You remember this? When Walter White was like, oh, there's no snow. It's alba curkey. And then he makes all that math so that he can do his Family, a white Christmas.

You guys see that episode? I fucking hate that episode. I did like the Halloween one Where he dresses up as Heisenberg and then passes out candy and you think it's met and you try to kill kids But it's just rock candy, but then somebody sees them in the Heisenberg outfit and they go Interesting But it's just rock candy, but then somebody sees them in the Heisenberg outfit and they go Interesting And then here was my second point that I wanted to make from way back. I used to be terrified of Texas train saw massacre too The leather face used to terrify Yeah, yeah, I watched a bunch of those movies with my stepdad and it freaked me out And I was terrified and I wanted to die

and every night I couldn't fall asleep and you know what got me over my fear of the text change on massacre is the realization that I lived in the hood and the leather face comes into your neighborhood and clacked. If a big fat Texas cracker rolls up into her I was living with the gas chain Dead dead and that guy's gonna look like not money at the toll booth Gonna see leather face pull up in like a 70s 70s cat like And you're gonna hear And then and like clearly down the block here clearly a body on the horn

As the car slowly drips into a trash can You know how how better I felt about like all of this shit like The fucking saw puppet rolling up a bicycle back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back Leopard con yeah, can't even came from the hood though. Yeah, that's what he survived. He's on these Freddie, where he adjacent for he's going to fucking summer camp. Oh your parents have extra income to send you off And you're not just standing in your house being the last you get all summer. Okay. What do you upset about? Oh, you got a drown in the lake. Okay, Freddie's gonna come into my dreams. Yeah, well, he's gonna see me making that fucking Money, I can see my stacks facts. It's just fucking Jason rolling up some guys in a corner just have fully automatic case.

It's like sprayed with bullets. Yeah. Man, where are these movies? I need to see. I was just saying that the other day of, oh, I was watching Renfield and there's a part where Renfield's boss, Dracula. Dracula. Dracula, Michael's page.

Really buried the lead there. Dracula has an interaction with the mob and I was like, I, all I wanna write now is the movie where the cartel goes up against Dracula because like any other thing, like here's the thing, the cartel is terrifying. They're very scary. Real life, horrifying force because you just appeared.

Well, yeah, not only do they do brutal awful stuff that makes leather face look like a fucking pussy. Yeah, but also like the cartel superpower is the ability to send an ungodly amount of Mexican lives at a problem. They will just go, yeah, here's 40,000 Mexicans that will die because you made fun of El Chapo and I saw. Yeah, I was just like, Jason versus Sinolow. Give me that fucking movie. That's all I want to work.

Like, it's like, yeah, I've seen some horrific things in horror movies. I'm fucking moving. That's all I wanna work. What? What? What? What? What? It's like, yeah, I've seen some horrific things in horror movies. Yeah, but also, like, will Jason skin you alive and hang you from a bridge? Cause these guys will do that. No, he'd do a step. Yeah, I mean, he might. That's the thing.

One of my favorite Jason kills ever is when he gets somebody in, uh, they get him in a sleeping bag. And then he picks in a sleeping bag. And then he picks up the sleeping bag and just whips it against two different streets. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was, they did that because the original one was like, the original kill was much more brutal.

So they were like, well, you can't show you. It's more brutal than that. Sleeping bag is so much worse. It's so much worse. You don't see any of them. Yeah, you're the crunching. And then like, then like the bag like, seeps blood through it. Yeah, you're the crunching. And then like the like the bag like seeps blood through it. Yeah, speaking of brutal kills.

Have you guys watched that new that follow the house of Usher show? Yes, I ain't seen it. No, have you? Yeah, I watched all of it. Okay, so I finished it this weekend. I don't like horror. That shit fucking rocked because A, I don't know what Netflix is doing,

but they've been coming for the Sacklers a lot in their content this year, which honestly, good, fuck them. But also, it was like a kind of watching, it was like a Netflix All-Stars, because it's like, they got the gang back together from the haunting of this and the haunting of that and the hush in the house and all that shit.

And the woman who's always playing a lesbian and her husband's the one who writes all those rules for her. It's kind of weird. Don't think about it too hard. Don't think about it too hard. She's definitely hard thinking about it. Did you notice by the way, see that interview where she said that the reason she picked the white hair was to be that character from the Incredibles.

Oh, Mirage. Yeah, that's so hot. She's Mirage. Yeah, that's so hot. She's so hot. Yeah, she's so hot. 41 playing 35. What have you been to? She was 41 playing 45. Oh, a stone cold monocida.

She's so hot. Her, her, her, her plot twist was very good. I've never seen someone look death in the face so gracefully. It's incredible. It's incredible. Andrew, you gotta watch it. I will. It fucking reads.

It's, uh, here's the best way to describe Paul about how to watch it. What if Edgar Allen Poe wrote a series of final destination movies? Yeah, basically. Sold. Yeah, sold. Because say no more.

Every episode is like named after an Edgar Allen Poe. If you've ever read Poet don't read the fucking episode titles because it'll give it away. Why do I like dating profile is an Edgar Allen Poet? I know. So yes, I am way into this. I feel like he's gonna know from everyone's name though. What's gonna happen? You might, but also that's pretty much it's hard to find. It's so good, it's hard to find because like even like I'm not as good at it knowing it or whatever but like from what I do know I was like oh I know essentially what's about to happen

but I'm not gonna happen. Yeah, it's still interesting to watch and also like here's the here's the conceit of it right is that the show tells you immediately 10 seconds into the show the show goes all these people are fucking dead. Yeah they go everyone's dead everyone died you're open on the funeral they're all dead and then you watch the show and you're like oh no maybe they're not gonna die though right not her she's not gonna die. Surely not they're not gonna kill her. I mean the first again everyone is dead. No I mean that I mean that gives you like I mean that's the white lotus thing. Like we show

you the opening shot the very first two minutes of the show, and the first season, here's a dead person. We don't tell you who they are. But then someone's dead. But someone's dead, and here we go, and that's the rest of the show. It's kind of unraveling that. It's a fun mystery that left enough questions for me by the end that I was still interested in keeping on watching.

Yeah. There are some weird stupid choices, but honestly, you forgive them because it's a fun show. It's really fun. And I would say that the first kill in the show, like the first time they show, I'm deaf. That sets the tone, because you're like, oh, I didn't know it was gonna be like this.

It's incredible. I knew everyone was gonna die, but I didn't know it was gonna be like, dude. I didn't know everyone was going to fucking capital D.I. like die. I said out loud I said out loud to my girlfriend. I was like I Didn't know you could show that yeah after the first death. I was like I I didn't think they would show it I thought they would do like a one like one and then like pan away

And they do the one and then they pan away and they come back and they do a wide shot, and you're like, oh, oh, that is honestly, that is the quote of the show. Because I cannot count how many times I went, oh, oh, shit. Yeah. Good show. Damn, I definitely recommend watching it. And this comes out Halloween, so like,

y'all shouldn't watch it, but no. You should have watched it. Okay, I'm gonna watch it this weekend, or maybe this week. Who should have watched it? Hey, y'all should be gonna watch it. I'll rewatch it. Yeah, I'll rewatch it. I've already started watching it.

I'm super into this. I'm super into this idea. I was gonna ask a question because Texas Chainsaw Masker reminded me of it. I know we have other stuff to talk about, but who cares? It's the whole way that episode. It's the whole episode.

I was gonna pose to you a question, what is the scariest movie that takes place during the day? I don't know, I don't know that I can think one like off the top of my head, but Tennis Just Chainsaw Masker reminding me of it because so much of that movie takes place in the day. It's horrifying. And it's horrifying.

Also, I watched that the Paramount where that guy was born apparently. Where the other face was born. No, I think that's a plaque. Well, they did the thing at the beginning where they were talking about how the movie means a lot to the Paramount. Because like, it was like someone who like worked on it or wrote it or something, like, their mom worked at the Paramount. So they were there, like, their whole, like, childhood growing up. Yeah. And then the magic of movie. Yeah.

And then they're like, and someone else was like born in the theater. Toby Hooper. I think so. Toby McGuire. Yeah. So why? Yeah. That's true. It was scary though. It is because like, you're, but it feels like you're there and it's real in this daytime. Yeah, that's what it was. I'm gonna scare you though. It is because it feels like you're there and it's real in this daytime. Yeah, it's daytime. I feel like, yeah, maybe Texas Chainsaw Massacre, parts of it taking place during the day, feels really gruesome. Really scary. I think anytime a horror movie takes place during the day, it has to be especially gruesome.

Yeah. And also like, I don't know, there's little things where I would argue that one of the, it's not played for fear. I would say conceptually, one of the most terrifying series ever is Nightmare on Elm Street, where it's that thing of like, you're only safe when you're awake,

but eventually you have to sleep. And it is, and like when the dreams and reality start blending together, 100% of the time I get terrified. Yeah. Stuff with like dementia and like, Oh God, that's the scariest. Yeah, it terrifies me.

That's scarier than any of that. That idea of being like trapped in your body and not being able to do anything or losing your memories or losing sense of reality is so terrifying. Like that one episode of the House of Usher. Yes. Or most of the last seasons of Bojack. Oh, yeah.

Where those are just like straight up or to me. And so like brain nightmare on Elm Street is going to be my answer when the people start like losing sense of who they are. The problem with those movies is that they're all goofy as shit. They're very goofy. Even in retrospect. Even the first one, my favorite part about the first nightmare on Elm Street is that every scare is essentially somebody running away from Freddie and then him going, hey, look

at this. And they turn around and he goes, oh my arms are long. And then they go, and then keep running over. Yeah, yeah. Well, it doesn't help that like in those movies, like Freddie is such a ham. Yeah. Like he's such a goofball that's like,

going back and rewatching this, like I can't believe I ever found these scary. Like, pedophile funny. Yeah, why don't they make this pedophile such a, such a like, yeah, very, very strange. Yeah, why don't they make this pedophile such a such a like yeah, very very straight. Yeah, such a ham weird, but you like the the movie's taking place in the daytime. I think like going back to where you said usually more movies that taste place in the daytime have to have I think either be incredibly gruesome or like you said have a very strong

psychological component or group component because Because I think like zombie movies can work during the daytime. I think like, like invasion of the body snatchers works during the daytime. Because that's like the world versus man. So it's like one person and like, you know, trying to pretend that they're also part of this like collective high mind

and then a bunch of people notice and they like all these like possess people like time and like noticing. That can take place in the middle of a crowd in Times Square, and it's actually more frightening that it's during the day, and like, basically a city turning its attention to the storm person.

Yeah, that's like, like, there's only, like, that can take place during the day, I think, works in that, in that milieu, yeah. A lot of the ring takes place during the day. Like, more than you would assume. And it doesn't, I don't know, it's also not. I don't know. I think that's we've hit on it where it's like it has to be something psychological. It can't be because the problem with like straight up and down like a chase or a gruesome monster or even zombies, the problem with it is

the moment that you turn it into a daytime thing, it's action. Yeah. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking about it. Like zombies during the day, that's an action flick. I'm sorry, like it's horror action, for sure. But it's more action, yeah.

Day of the dead where they go to the mall, like the reboot especially. I was watching it. It's not a horror movie. It's a fucking, yeah, it's a fucking, yeah, I guess a thriller sort of but it's like it's all it's action. There's no moment where I'm Scared of it. I'm just like oh, I hope they survive like I would during any action. Oh, I hope John Wick who's never died once I hope he survives. I feel like it follows a lot of that was during the day John Wick versus Jason. Oh, who'd win?

Wick, obviously. I don't know. I have been stopped thinking about the movie, the movie where the cartel gets Jason on their side. What? And because it's thoughtful. I can't stop thinking about this premise. Really quick, because I feel like we've talked a lot

about movies. I wanted to move on to a different subject for you guys. I wanted to talk about childhood costumes. Okay. Yeah, now we're talking. Here we go. Because one of the things that happened recently is our social team here at Rooster Teeth,

asked us for pictures of our childhood costumes. Okay. To, you know, like to show, share on social media. Yeah. And so I don't really have a lot of pictures of my childhood. So I went and I asked my mother and my grandmother for pictures of Halloween costumes. And I made a pretty terrible realization

based on my costumes. And I actually have some pictures to show you guys. Oh, God, okay. Ooh. Let's see those pictures. I'm not talking about them. Fisher, can you go ahead and show me the first picture that my mother sent me?

Of, there it is. Oh, folks, for the folks at home listening to this, if you're in a car, I'm... Now, I can only describe as Armando in Whiteface. Yeah, as a ghost. As a ghost. I thought you were like a murdered altar boy. I thought you were in dead presidents.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is, that is me as a ghost, really going against form and doing, instead of the full sheet, yeah, just doing white face and white hair, which is a real choice. And I thought to myself, well, I can't, this is white face is insane.

Like I can't send that picture to the social team. No, we can't put the on Twitter or Instagram. I especially after I did white face in last laugh too. And I did white face in on the spot. Oh, on the spot, yeah, we can't do white faces again. I especially after I did white face in last lot to and I did white face in on the spot. Yeah, we can't do white faces again. And so I said mom you have to send me a different Halloween costume. And that's when I found out that I actually Fisher if you could show us I actually did white face every single year. Oh my God.

Can you go back one Fisher? And so there we go look at that that is me Your friend can't believe it. I want your friend cannot believe it. This is my face again. That's Renfield You know what this fucked up, but you got approved for a lot of loans And then the problem is I asked my mother. Okay, there has to be at least one Halloween costume where I'm not doing white face and she sent me this Fischer show. I'm dressed up as a cop. God damn, which is arguably a different form of white face. Although you were an adorable kid.

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened to me. Although you were an adorable kid. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened to me. Um, man, that's great. That's tremendous. So I did not notice how many times I've done white face in my childhood, but it makes me, I like kept asking my mom like, did you just have a paint can of white paint? You have to use it up.

Why the fuck did I do white face so many times? You got a Sam's call. Sam's called 86 Sounds Yeah on a fucking green spaint. God damn. I'm sorry, I just really needed to share that with somebody because that is, that's really funny. Quite possibly one of the funniest things that a realization of my life is that for every single

Halloween costume when I was a child, I was in white face for some reason. That's really fun. So this is gonna tell you everything you need to know about me. Like this should give a way, this is like such a tell about the kind of kid I was. I, for one Halloween, I think when I was like 10 or 11,

maybe no younger than that, it might have been like eight or nine. Anyway, it doesn't matter. For one Halloween, I went as a Groucho Marx. Now, why a ten-year-old knows who Groucho Marx is? Is insane. But I love the Marx brothers growing up because I've been a fucking comedy nerd forever. When I saw later in life,

I had routines, like I got so much fucking candy as Groucha Marx, parents loved it. Cause I did a whole like fucking routine. I like, I had like jokes lined up, like I had the whole like, yeah, anyway. Then when I saw years later, Sam, or not Sam, I'm sorry, Adam, oh gosh, I'm gonna forget his name. Anyway, one one of the characters one of the nerd characters in freaks and geeks going his

Groucho that was a cold mirror to look at I was like God that it was me I was me the whole time I was just like a nerdy comedy kid Such a dork but again a perfect a perfect, a perfect, like, you know, template for who, like a perfect, you know, cipher for free. You were both the freaky and the geek. Yeah. Yeah.

Can I, you guys remember what your last Halloween costume the last time you went trick or treating was? Yeah, it was a ninja because I was a ninja every year. That why? Um, um, I know I just like find that I just got a different ninja costume. Fair enough. It changed though.

Sometimes it was the ice ninja. So it was a fire ninja. One time I was actually scorpion. And then one time I just did like a t-shirt over my head, like, you know, like with the, he folded up, folded up tight behind your back and then like all white ninja. And then I started cosplaying and that stopped. Fisher, can you show us the first picture I sent you again? Yeah.

I was also an all white ninja. Yeah. You were. God, I look like a fucking clansman that was too cheap to get the hood. It's in the wash. You're not that worried about it. You got washed with a red shirt in his pants, so I couldn't. All right, thank you, Fisher.

God, do you remember what. I, uh, God. Do you remember what your last one was? I remember mine if you need some more time. Yeah, sorry, you posed that question and then I immediately just started thinking about your costume, that's okay. No, yeah, if you got one, think about it. I'm trying to think about what my last one was.

I can add the dendum to the ninja thing if you want. Sure. Not only that I was I an ninja every year for Halloween and he said, why did you have to keep getting new ninja costume? That's because I would wear my ninja costume not on Halloween Pretend to be in ninja in my home and practice my sword play So you were a different kind of figuring out you were freaking yeah, yeah, yeah

So I would be like playing ninja alone by myself in my house while watching dragon balls Yeah, that's better than what I did because I'm remembering my childhood of Running around my backyard and garage. And by the way, I didn't have a backyard and garage until I was in, I think, the eighth grade. Okay, so later. This is eighth grade, our Mondo, middle school, our Mondo, running around my backyard and garage with a Nerf rifle. Uh-huh. Clearing the spaces.

Uh-huh. Like, you know how like, you don't go in and the... Clear, yeah. And then yeah, you just keep moving around. That's what I would do. My last Halloween costume, when I was to go trick or treating, specific. Yes, okay. Was when I was 16 years old.

Damn. And damn, you could drive legally. Also, I looked like in a, I was a six foot three monster. Yeah, forgot about when you do it once as a teen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The last one. I was a plague doctor. There you go. Yeah, and you're the perfect size because no,

with the mask. No one knows. Yeah. They think you're just trying to. You're in fact fun size. Yeah, you're like little cameys. Yeah, the plague mask, the plague doctor costume may have been a giveaway, but the last one fun-size. Yeah, you're like little cave bars. You get on how?

The plague mask, the plague doctor costume may have been a giveaway, but there's like, that's a weird kid. Let's go. That's a weird one. The plague doctor though, either tells me that you are a any teenager. You're any teenager or you're a particularly creepy little boy. That's it. I was both.

Yeah. Yeah. I My last costume was when I was 16 years old. I went as a group with my friend Jacob at the time and we dressed up as Cheech and Chong and we also were highest fucking hell No candy made it back to the house. It was being grazed on in the bag on the walk around the yard. Here's the thing is that it was the best Halloween ever in terms of like load of getting candy. Yeah. Because a majority of houses that we showed up to to trick or treat took one look at us and went, you're both too old to be doing this. Yes.

Please get the fuck off of my property. But every house that did like us, love us. Because we grew up in Los Angeles, California. So you would have somebody would open a door and then we would smell weed stronger than this weed strong smell we had. Yes. And then they'd be like,

No! You fucking bitch! Oh,, fuck it, man. Oh, you got it, bro. This is little guy, bro. And then they would load us up a fucking camp. Dump a punchballs worth of candy into your bags.

Anyone who liked us loved us and gave us a ton of candy. And that was the last one that we ever did. Because again, I had to stop genuinely, genuinely? I guess, is the word I'm looking for, going Halloween, because again, I had to stop Gen Genuinely. I guess it's the word I believe, for going Halloween, trigger treating, really early because people would constantly tell me

I was too old to do it because I was six foot tall. And it's like, yeah, like I was just a giant kid. And so the tradeoff is like, yeah, you can go trigger treating, but you could buy cigarettes. So, that's pretty fucking right. I feel like it should be like, so you've seen my dog, she's huge. I have a huge massive, mongro dog.

She's like 60 pounds massive, but when she was a puppy, by the time she had six months, she was 40 something pounds. So I would have her and she'd be rowdy and I could see people judging me and being like, well, that adult dog is out of control, but then they see her little sweet puppy baby face and they go, oh, she's just a baby. That's when she's out of control. But then they see her little sweet puppy baby face.

And they go, oh, she's just a baby. That's why she's out of control. I feel like that should have been you. Like this has been like, this is a man. Oh, no, you can just be a little baby face. I'll give us a kid. I'm gonna put it on the bars. Yeah. No, I was just a little, you're sweet cheeks. I was a here. Fisher choose a random photo out of the ones that I showed you.

That one, I think I was like five. I would have guessed like eight. Yeah. I was just a huge fucking child. Like you can see the kid behind me who noticeably looks younger than me. We're the same age. Yeah, you look like you could babysit the kid behind you.

That's what I'm saying. You're like the same age. Yeah, you look like you could babysit the kid behind the same age. I've just been of the the the the size thing really fucks you. Like it just makes you. Yeah, does it? Yes, does it really tell me more about how hard it is to your mom. Fuck you. Tell me how hard it is. I stopped getting carted this year. Well, and honestly, it's it's sometimes. Okay, we're getting laughs from the fucking audience that looks like they're not old enough So I stopped getting carded this year. And honestly, it's sometimes. Okay, we're getting laughs from the fucking audience that looks like they're not old enough to have a job. Get out of here, you child.

You too, get the fuck out of here. I'm just berating. You're just berating everyone under five, seven. I don't look, I get that it was easy for me to like buy cigarettes and buy booze and buy like all the cool stuff and like and they're women. And they hold their women when you shouldn't. But I also want to say that like when I was a child, a baby little boy, grown men and my cousins would treat me like I was an adult, which meant like beating the shit out of me whenever we played games

or like messed around. He can take it, he's big. Yeah. Six feet tall, he's fine. I actually, because all my cousins are fucking full of tino, so they're tiny as shit. And I am the same size as them when I'm fucking eight. So I have the 18 year old cousin who's like,

fucking, bitch, she treating me like I'm leather face, showing up in 18 year old cousin who's like fucking be so shit treating me like unleather face showing up and yeah yeah being my fucking ass. A man who a man like a man who is like eight years old eight to 10 years older than you but like a foot and a half shorter yeah like beating your ass. Yeah my dad gets so weird about that shit too. Like where he'll, people have confused us as brothers and I can see in his way.

It's not my whole brother. Oh, he was just following me 15 year old dad. That's what he's saying. He didn't want that confusion, then maybe wait. That is true, yeah, that is fair. Now I'm a fucking brother, man. My pull up game was weakest when I was something. Oh, my fucking Christ.

I, to answer your question, I literally, I've been like truly like the man in my brain like going through the file folder. I do not remember what the last game was. I mean, it was probably, I don't think it was something as like, I don't think it was something clever or esoteric. I think it was like, all right, I think it really was just like, all right, time to squeeze one more candy right out.

It was like, and it was probably, yeah, like 13 or something. You're like, how do I look more child like? I do want to say that every costume that you saw was made handcrafted by my mother. Of course. Oh yeah, good one. The ghost one is easy. I mean, it's just a hole in a sheet and then like

the white face. Yeah, I could not. I mean, it's just a hole in a sheet and then like the white face. Yeah, I could not wear any of my mom's old clothes. I was already too big for this. She was. Or nice. Yeah, but I also like, how do I say it? Like the, all I wanted when I was a child was to go as stuff that,

like that you could recognize. Does that make sense? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ever wanted was like to go as like a name brand, fucking costume. Yeah. And I didn't realize until I was an adult, how awesome it was that my mommy made my costume

every single year. And how much higher quality it was. There was one year I went at something else. And it was, I went as something else and it was, I went as Yugi from Yugiya with like the polyester like, you know, the hat hair. Yeah, well yeah, it has that big fucking plastic helmet that didn't fit my oversized fucking head so I couldn't wear it. So I just left my house in a purple suit with a cane, with a pyramid on top of it. Yeah, and everyone just thought I was, they're calling me a nerd pimp.

And I thought that was fucking hilarious. Because I was just wearing essentially a pimp outfit with like a cane and then the fucking dual deck. To be true. Just like, excuse me, bitch you owe me, ch ch ch ch ch, you're giving me your,

like actually down to the cent figuring out what your, what's your ladies owe you? You my bottom bitch and you owe me 8,000 life points. I bring you to the shallow room. Oh my God. Yeah, I remember Halloween just being such a great time for it to be a child. Oh yeah, I was sick.

I love. So it's so interesting how Halloween kind of got, you go through like ebbs and flows of your life. So like when you're a, when you're a little kid, Halloween the best kicks ass. 15 to 21 laymishit. You cannot, you cannot trick or treat. You can't drink. You can't drink.

It's basically like, well, you can't legally drink. Now, it's basically like an era of like mischief. That's like the last years where like on Halloween, you just get into trouble. You go like, yeah, like, bullshit. Which is fun and that's all right. And then it comes back around in your like 20s of being like a drinking holiday for like, you know,

you put on a costume. And then I think at late 20s, early 30s, kind of like folds back into being kind of like a, I, who cares? Then it comes back around when a lot of those people have kids and so get to do Halloween again through their kids eyes, but I will say that like, now like, I enjoy wearing a costume.

I like enjoy like, you know, dressing up for Halloween because it's just like a fun thing to do. And we also work in entertainment with a bunch of people who cosplay and do some like stuff. So it's like high quality costumes all around. But it's so funny how now I feel like a lot of costumes are like, okay, what is the thing that I will be the lead? What is the costume that I will be least sick of in 20 minutes

after the novelty of me showing up for a party as a worn off, and I just want to drink. I don't want to be wearing 50 pounds of bullshit and be like sweating and also- Yeah, I'll be sweaty or cold. How can I do that? How can I do that? How can I tactically, tactical costume alcohol consumption?

That is the name of the game. I don't know that this is like a great thing to share about my life, but I am the king of finding a dumb stupid joke and then having that be take the place of, because I've realized like, if you're funny, nothing else matters. Being a silly little goose is so great because it's like, yeah, if your costume is funny enough, it doesn't have to be good people will like it and think that you put an effort because you made a stupid little joke. My costume that I used to go as all the time is I had a t-shirt that I made that just said the word debt on it and I

carried around a wiffle ball bat and whenever somebody asked me what I was I would hit them in the leg and say I I'm crippling that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I remember one year, I bought a Harvard sweater that I found at a thrift store, and I stained it on purpose with red wine. And when everybody asked me what I was, I would say, I'm Harvard Weinstein, and then they would go, they would do that,

and then I would go, why are you doing that? I don't read the news. See, I would do a publisher's clearing house shirt with a bunch of like blood stains on it. I'm a dead giveaway. Yeah, fuck you. I wanna do this anyway. Yeah, I know, it sucks.

Hey, it sucks. It's dumb. But the people, again, the people who like it, they love it. They love it. And the people who hate it, they really hate it. I feel like a dumb pun is like the basis for every couples costume though. Yeah, boo.

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cute? You don't. Interesting. Whoa. I'm gonna really need some examples of the, I would love to have examples of what these costumes works. It's like, so I picked this question now. Okay. Because we got in the email and I related to it, harder than I've ever related to anything else. Sure.

Okay. Because I am what I would call a silly little goose. Of course. And the curse. It's how we got these jobs, Armada. That's how I get everything. I'm not an attractive person. I make jokes. And show your fucking mouth. You sexy son of a bitch. Show Andrew. Yeah, look at that fucking fit. Don't help me. I don't like it. All right. Okay. The way that I've gotten everything in my fucking life is Now, show me. Don't help. Bleh. I don't like it. All right. Okay. The way that I've gotten everything in my fucking life

is by being funny enough. All right. That's how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've,

that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've,

that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, that is how I've, been in his head like a charisma check and I barely roll over the fucking that's what being a silly little goose is all about exactly the role of the silly goose in a relationship is to be the goofy element in a couple's costume so that your partner gets to look hot and you carry everything all night can you carry everything that's your only job. I'll give you two examples of other couples costumes that I have been in so that you have a basis for what the problem is. Okay. I was going to say, I think the app, so what we're describing, this scenario, what we are

describing, can no better, in no better way be illustrated by this one example. Okay. Jessica and Roger Rafferty. Exactly. That's the, that's the, that's the relationship. That's the bad relationship. That's the bad relationship.

That's the bad relationship. Maybe let's go. The hottest woman alive. Yeah. And, and a fucking serial mascot. Yeah. Like that is what, that's all.

That's the dynamic. Yeah. Here's the, here's the thing that they love each other. Yeah. Actually love each other. Because Roger lays that elite part. You actually love each because Roger lays that elite They don't talk about it a lot, but man he gets after it bro How far his eyes

Now imagine the rest of the rest of the Well, that man's inventing holes on a body just throwing a fucking acumen Patty cake I'm sorry He's making glory holes are in that fucking acme tunnel up. Oh My god Everybody Raja rabbit is fucking incredible Yeah, who from Roger Rabbit is fucking incredible. That is the paradigm for every relationship, both of us, me and Grip have ever been in, where you are an unbelievable force of goofy idiocy.

And for some reason, the hottest woman you've ever seen in your entire life goes like that. Yeah. And it's a genuine connection. Yeah. In my life, I have here are two examples that I've had, I think with the same partner. One year, I wanted to dress up as the couple from mid-Somar, where she got to wear an incredible, beautiful, elegant flower with so many flower adornments and got to look like a sweet summer child,

like a hippie girl. Like it's just a beautiful dream. I worry full body bear suit. Yeah. Where the insinuation is that she fucking murders my ass. I thought you were gonna say like, and then I just wore like a navy blue hoodie and khakis. Like the irony of that, the irony of like you being a good boyfriend and costume as a bad boyfriend.

That is so bad. The terrible. The kill him in a bear fire. Yeah. And also wearing it at a music festival. Oh. This was the year that I was performing at Outside Lands, San Francisco. And I basically had to, at this music festival in San Francisco, California, in, I believe

like 85 degree sunny day weather had to wear a full bear costume. Yeah. And it was your Ruger breakfast, my friend. Yeah, it was just fucking terrible. It was awful. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. And also, there's no way to be a fat man in a bare costume and look good. Comfortably. You can just look like a bear.

You just look like a bear. You just look like a bear. You can't see it in the floor. People will scatter. People will run. Nothing of bear is on the loose. The second one that I've done that is like the one that I've, you know what,

I'm not even in front here. I've done that is like the one that I've, you know what? I'm not even in front here. I've done this costume for different times with four different women. She dresses up as Kim possible. And I dress up as and I'm quoting here the fat little kid. You're not even wrong. You're way you're the guy in the chair. You're the guy we see walk once. Yes.

We're the guy who we only know wears pants because of an episode. What this tells me is that shorts. What this tells me is that A, you like redheads and B. First of all, who doesn't? Yeah, if you fucking eat it. Me. And then B. Psycho.

Yeah. I commit to the rubber. They didn't want you to be right. No, well, that's the other thing you could have just been right. I could have just been right that but one year for Halloween. It's starting to feel like I sent this question. One year, you know, he's wanted to talk, he just wanted to talk it out. One year for Halloween. She dressed she wanted to dress up as Max and Roxanne from a goofy movie. Nice. Until we watched a goofy movie too.

And then she changed it and she wanted to be the braille girl. The beat knit girl, yeah. The beat knit girl with the braille and told me that I had to be the fat fox that I had to be the fat fucked. My entire life is somebody finding a costume they wanna dress as and then going, and look honey, there's one for the fat guy. Okay, but hear me out, connect.

That costume though, again, proves what you're saying earlier about it being the genuine love connection because the entire thing of their relationship is that everyone wants her, but she's like, I love this chubby guy who does good poetry, good on stage. And that's literally, and your girlfriend would solve that one's like, that's my boy, that's my man, that's my little Mundo. I already had the max costume. And I had to switch it up and get a different

It is It is In cargo pants and white gloves. I don't like wearing shorts You know how many costumes I've worn with shorts for a girl who I shouldn't have been going out with Yeah, yeah, no one has I wore doctors haven't seen his news. That's how it's committed to his not wearing shorts. I wore shorts in one video for Fun House, and they never stopped making fun of me for wearing shorts. It's like a reverse Gavin.

I've seen him in pants once. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Jesus. So I googled Coppall's Halloween costumes back and I thought we're going to genuinely answer this question. And I would like to say that I believe that the technology has gotten so much better for Coppoles costumes because I feel like

back in the day, it's like what you said, which is like, she's hot and you're a joke. But now I feel like either you're both hot or you're both jokes because now we've got like Amy Barbeen Ken, that's a good one. I feel like either you're both hot or you're both jokes because now we've got like Amy Barbie and Ken. That's a good one. Or you could be, oh god, these are terrible. This one is of vagina and a tampon.

Wait, what's up? Who is who? Yeah, what do you think? Well, there's two genres of couples costume. Oh, I'm looking at the vagina of the tampon. It's a gay couple. It's just gay men. It's what you said where it's like my girlfriend's hot and she made me

wear this. Uh-huh. Or it's, I put it inside here and that's the joke. Yeah. Yeah. That's those are the only two genres of couples costumes. This fits in this. I go with the ear. Yeah. It's the thing. I'm in plug and I'm in outlet. See, that's how it works. Those exact same people, those exact same couples for couples costumes, nine months after that night have the like, I'm like the oven and I made the batter shirts. Like the same one was disgusting. And I'm the cake. Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm the frosting gun and she's the, yeah, whatever.

If you do that, if you do that, I mean, you're fucking like the first picture of your baby to be the baby in a little shirt that says, I used to become. Exactly. I mean, that's the implied thing. It's the implied thing. So, I'm, okay, I'm gonna posit something in a couple's costume round. And maybe this is incredibly, maybe this is unfair. Yeah.

I will say it's, yeah, it's just awful. Yeah. We're looking at the literal plug and out with costume. So maybe this is a generation, maybe this is unfair. Maybe I'll even catch a lot for this. But I, so when it comes to couples costumes, maybe I'll get canceled for this. When it comes to couples costumes and relationships,

I feel like, at least in my personal experience, if the, if you're in a cis hetero relationship with a girl, the girl cares more about the cost, like the guy, the reason you become the silly goose, the reason you play the Roger Rabbit, it's just like, ultimately I don't care. Like this, it'll be fun. It'll be fun, cumble, costume, because you get to look hot. It's in service of like, looking like amazing and like costume. If a dude cares too much about the couple's costume, I'm like concerned. Does that make sense?

Do you mind if I, is that unfair? I just feel like the guy is like, like, I just awesome, like couples costume idea. Like I'm like, relax bro. Hey, calm down. Like calm down. I do get, I honestly genuinely do get concerned anytime, somebody really genuinely does care about a couple's costume.

Yeah. My partner and I are doing a couple's costume, and you know what that costume is for me? What? The outfit I'm wearing right now. Can we go to a wide real quick, where I'm wearing these brown dickies and this green thing. You wear that everyday.

I just got this hoodie. I mean, this combo. Sure, fair enough. I am dressed as a shaggy from Scooby Doo. Oh, is that what you're talking earlier? That's one, no. I wasn't doing that. Yeah, you're a hotboxing with a great day.

Yeah. Carlier. Yeah, and eating a big sandwich filled with 72 slices of ham, 42 slices of turkey and then chocolate sauce. I want you house dog treats. Yeah, you watch me unhinge my jaw like a fucking snake. So, I'm sorry, I'm just looking at these terrible couples. Yeah, they're fucking awful. I think, okay, here's my thing. There's obviously the couples costumes that we're gonna be seeing in a million of Barbie and Ken. We're gonna see so many Barbie and Ken's.

What if you're smart, she do is you get your friend group as a couple. Here's my thing, there's obviously the couples costumes that we're gonna be seeing in the barbie and Ken. We're gonna see so many barbie and Ken's. What if you're smart, she do is you get your friend group as a couple, all your couple of friends or just pair off whatever, and then you all dress as the scene in the movie where all the Ken's are serenading all the barbies with the same song and the guitar, that's a perfect group costume. That is, that is very funny.

That's fucking awful. No, it's awesome. That's the best version of that costume. That's the best version of that costume. That's the best version of that costume. Can I give you a better couples costume idea? What? Jada and Tupac. Ah, very good.

No. Very good. Come on. Come here. Okay, so I've opened a couple. There's one that's, it's a pancake stack. Yes. And then like a Mrs. Butterworth's Salbot.

Except it says Mr. Maple's syrup and the pancakes are covered in syrup, which again is implying I blast. I blast on her. Yes. All right. So there's also just a just a just like a normal jumpsuit for being a prisoner and then like the sluddiest little police thing you've got like's just a body suit that says police on it yeah so that's there's that genre okay slutty thing normal thing you're just going at this

one is awful this is the best one this is the best one where you're both ugly and you do something like that you go all in you check and feel she's fucking right this is Shrek and Fiona picture just looks like every Latino couple I've ever seen in every single one. I, I, we have to move on because we have figured out what that don't. Come on. That's, it's two t-shirts and it says she's my trick and other one says he's my treat. I'm going to snap your fucking MacBook on my.

This isn't mine. Stop. Here it is. We have figured out that every couple's costume is I'm gonna snap your fucking MacBook on my e. This isn't mine. Stop. I'm gonna snap. Here it is. We have figured out that every couple's costume is either you look hot and your partner gets to be the punch line. Yeah.

The more the sexy setup he is, or they are the goofy punch line. Correct. Or it's just two hot people vaguely looking hot. Like I saw a couple's costume that was just two people dressed in sexy, like, NASCAR outfits. Yeah.

And they were a modern take on Lightning McQueen and a different thing from cars. Fuck all the way off with that shit. That is so late. That sucks. That sucks to just be like, I'm like hot dude, Lightning McQueen. Get the fuck outta here with that.

You better put on a fucking vinyl acrylic fucking plastic sheet that looks like a fucking cart with the eyes on it, that's stupid. We just NASCAR. Low effort is worse than no effort. Like honestly, just go to a party with no costume. Okay. If you're gonna do sexy low effort, Bullshelft.

Oh fuck you because again, this is my shaggy costume. No, no, no, no, no. This was thought about, and you're gonna do like sexy low low effort bullshit. Oh fuck you because again, this is my shaggy costume. No, no, no, no, no. This was thought about like, and you're not doing like, I'm just a good looking guy who can just basically put on and like, no, you, hold on, you just said, not 10 minutes ago, let's go to the tape. I'm just like, I am not a good looking, I'm joking. I don't think I ever said that.

I have really high self-confidence. I think. I think. No, but I'm saying like, I don't think I ever said that. I have really high self-confidence. It keeps you shit. No, but I'm saying like, I, like the dude who's just like, the couple that are just hot people, who just use that in an excuse to wear like the least amount of clothes possible. It's like, I'm sorry, that's that, that's low F.

This is what I'm saying. We're running in circles. So we have identified, we can move off of this part of the discussion because we've realized that it's either you're the goofy punch line to a sexy setup. It's too sexy people wearing sexy outfits

that honestly don't need the other part. Correct. Because that's the other, that's why I don't like it as much. It's at least with the goofy punch line with the sexy setup. Like it works together. Yes.

Your costumes only work as a joke because you are both tied together. Yes. The, you both looking sexy, that sucks. And I also hate a sexy costume for the sake of just being a sexy costume always. I, I don't know, whatever. Different discussion.

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want to dress up. I just want to have a fun time and be there and have good, good, good times. You are going to earn so many brownie points for putting in a little bit of effort and being the punchline to that sexy side. Oh, absolutely. That I think you just charged it to the game, player. Just charged it to the fucking game player. Just charged it to the game. Now, back up. You get ahead of it. And what you do is you go out and you buy all of the things that you need for your costume for the next year in November. You put together, you become the sexy, or the sexy setup so that you are forcing your partner

into the goofy punchline role where now you have turned the tables and you gaslight your partner into thinking that you're doing a good thing by saying, look at how much effort I put into your favorite thing. And then the tables have been turned. That is the bad answer. You can tell because it involved the term gaslight your- Yeah, I know. Which all of your answers have been doing as late.

Yeah, yeah. All the advices. Gaslight. I manipulate the person. Yeah, exactly. Why? So I would agree that like, I would say probably the most practical path of least resistance.

And honestly, probably the sexiest outcome for you is to charge the game. Charge the game and just like be the silly punch line to a two joke because ultimately who cares, again, it's one of those things we're like, if you care too much about this relax bro, like yeah, it's just like, like, unless it's like, okay, I get to be like us,

I'm a sexy mermaid and you have to wear this like you're the wrong. Clam, you have to wear like a clam costume and you can't fit through doors. What's the dude's costume is so unbelievably uncomfortable, hot, expensive, yeah, exactly. Like a bare costume, an 85 degree summer, like basically summer weather.

Yeah, I don't know, I mean, for example, if it was something like that. So you were ridiculous like that though, I would never have. I would never happen. I'm just saying like, I don't know, maybe like, I don't know, maybe take it easy. And then, yeah, earn those brownie points.

And then, I don't know, maybe you get topped off by a sexy mermaid later at night. I don't know, on the car ride home, who knows? I think, I mean, that's the worst part, is that you just kind of, the answer to this question is you just kind of have to roll with it. Yeah. But it is definitely a problem. And I guess, like, because that's the thing,

it's like every time I've been forced into the dumb goofy character costume, I fucking hated it. Mostly because I have to do things like wear shorts, which I don't like doing all around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or wear a body suit, which I already don't want to do. But that is also slightly a symptom of the fact that like every single time I've ever dressed up even as a kid,

the best Halloween costumes are for skinny little white boys. Those are the best thing. I dressed up as Yugi-O, couldn't wear the helmet hair, and then was everyone went, oh, you're a nerd temp. Every single time I dressed up as something else when I was a kid, they went, oh, I get a nerd imp. Every single time I dressed up as something else when I was a kid, they went, oh, I get it. You're fat, whatever you are. Or Mexican, whatever you are.

Yeah, or both. Or both. You're fat, Mexican, my real. Yeah, I get black, whatever you are a lot. So, yeah. Damn. But now I just dress up as miles every year. Oh, I get it.

You're black spider-man. Yeah. Miles. That's actually my condom and Puerto Rican spider-man. Yeah, that's a spider-man. Thank you. Spider-man. Yeah. I'll say. That's actually my condo and Puerto Rican spider-man. Yeah, spider-man. Thank you. Spider-man. Actually, I've already used Dominican.

And also, the solutions to so many, the honest solutions to so many relationship problems in this case, is have an open honest conversation with your partner, tell them how you feel. Like this is the honest advice for me. So it's like, like, hey, if there's, if one person is doing all the planning and all the arranging for this costume,

it means like, yeah, I think you kind of got to have to do it unless you just want to be like, okay, let's collab on something. Let's like come up with an idea together, work on something like, let's have a little brainstorm stash rather than just like one person offering all their ideas to the committee, but I don't know. Now I've come up with a new idea. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Purposefully misunderstand what your partner says. Oh, you want to go as a sexy

ghost and you told me to come as Pac-Man. I'm showing up as Manipie. Yeah. Oh, you said you wanted to go as bikers and you just show up in like a leather outfit. I'm showing up in like the onesie with shorts. This is the one-seater spandex. Cold in. Yeah. Yeah. Cold in with the weird fucking alien outfit. Yeah, exactly. With the like weird inner thigh padding for bike seats.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And no matter what you do when you show up and you see her, you go. Oh. Oh, okay. Now I'm just picturing Mondo in this and he's just, you're just applying anti-chafing lotion all night. Like let's just your bit.

Just like, sorry, I gotta do this. No, it's just. Just fucking, I'm powdered up. There's also nothing. Even trail can't sit anywhere. There's nothing I love more than it's you're showing up as Betty Pacquiao. I was like, oh, that guy's a Pac-Man.

Oh, you said Barbie and Ken. I shut up his Ken from Street Fighter, which is honestly just a Ken costume. Like it's just like guy. It's just like, I thought you make Ken. Karate. I thought you make Ken, boom. But this fucking, this is Kashmir.

Oh, I thought you said, can. I showed up as a giant soup can. Soup can, a Campbell soup can. Yeah, this is fine. Just take off the rest of your outfit, put on all black. You'll be Andy Warhol. You'll be fine. Oh my God.

I think, I don't think there's any other solutions to this Griff, you got anything? Oh, I just do what I do and never do a couple's costumes. Oh, yeah. I like to do what I like to do and I don't want anyone to dictate what I do. Is your really like, I'm, I've never done one. This is gonna, this is gonna sound bad. Yeah. You're knowing, I know your partner so well, that I can almost guarantee that that has been a discussion. No. They've never wanted to be in a partner. No, she was Dolly Parton. Uh-huh. And I was Deco for my hair academia. And then she was from a league of their own. Uh-huh. I think that ostensibly is about a bunch of people who were the exact

same outfit. Yeah. Playing baseball. And I was Malzor Ellis. Okay. Still a pretty good baseball person. Yeah, this year she's going to be Carrie from the horror film Carrie. And you're going to be filled with blood. And I am going to be Malzor Ellis in his new costume. See, I also like if you want genuine advice, lean into the punchline thing and be comfortable because I just realized that if my partner dressed as Carrie from the movie Carrie, I would go dressed as a blood. A blood. A blood.

The gang member. A blood. I would dress as a blood. That is so funny. Very good. Just leaning. If you do it here. Yeah.

Oh yeah. That's the other problem. I'm spending Halloween in New York. We're not good now. Yeah, oh yeah, that's the other problem. I'm spending Halloween in New York I get it you're Mexican a blood your fat Mexican Your type Oda leg You're type Odele. Fuck you. We're done. We're done.

You're type A. I'm nothing out of doing the realest three here. That crypt refused transfusing because they were type B and they kept saying not not not not All right, it's time for my favorite part of every episode always on let's go folks Hey, but welcome to always on the news is terrible All the time. Yeah, so we took a bunch of headlines and turned them into punchlines. And this is our famous circle joke where we sit around Griff and joke off

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Oh, you know she's going through a divorce. Oh, you know she's going through a divorce. Jesus Christ. I love that that story described Facebook the same way that they described the vapes. It's a addictive and targeted at children. And also really cool with some oak leaves. I'll let the gut for children to vape the news Facebook. Let's see. Ooh, who am I going to give it to?

Well, no, I like to give it to the heart attack bit. Can I give it to the heart attack bit? It's not the joke. It's the heart attack bit. The heart attack bit. The heart attack bit. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, everyone, for tuning in.

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