Rooster Teeth Podcast - Hot Thanksgiving - #624

Episode Date: November 24, 2020

Join Gus Sorola, Eric Baudour, James Willems, and Barbara Dunkelman as they discuss how teachers were just people, the great Oreo debate, music you listen to when you're drunk, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode was recorded November 23, 2020 and is sponsored by DoorDash (download the app + CODE: ROOSTER), Burrow (http://Burrow.com/rooster), and HBO Max (http://HBOmax.com) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Eric. I'm Barbara. No. No. I'm Eric. I'm Barbara. No, no. And I'm Gus. We're off to a great start. It's Monday. It's a holiday week. It's a short week. Everyone's getting loopy. Thank God. Getting all your hard work in. That's the one that cheers Barbara. Cheers. I'm gonna be the lead. So one downside about taking time off is all the work you have to do ahead of time

to get caught up in anticipation of not being able to work. So it's like double work this week. Let's work later this later in the week. We should do that every week so that we can always take the second half of the week off. Oh, that's awesome. Although that would be miserable because.

Yeah. Don't listen to them Barbara. That's a good idea. Let's work like crazy Monday through Wednesday and then we got Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday, 4-day weekend. I Like that three-day work week, 4-day weekend. I feel like that's a way better balance. Yeah, of course it is because it's less It's an unachievable amount of less work. So yeah, you know what, I like, I like one day and then six days off. Whoa, what do we do that? How do we do that?

It's way better. We're just unders over here. Yeah, I'll work. Yeah, I'll work. And just all live for nothing. No capitalism, no anything. Everything is free. Everyone is equal.

Hang on a second. I'm getting work slacks. Hey,, hey Christian, I cannot approve the ad for Red Web. I am on the podcast. Okay, thanks man. Tell me I'll handle it. I had a really strange dream about Bernie Sanders the other day. I dreamt that I think I'm going crazy from a quarantine and being locked in the house all the time. Just now I dreamt. No, it's been ongoing. But I dreamt that my wife and I read a news article that the best French fries in America were at Bernie Sanders rallies. And it just so happened there was going to be a Bernie Sanders rally in the western part of Austin. So we were lost

in the car driving around looking for Bernie Sanders rally so we could at French fries at the rally. The best French fries in America, of course, they are. We read it my dream. So I just, I like figuring out dreams and then figuring out like the, the reach of the dreams, like how much of it it doesn't exist in the reality. So like obviously we have the, why would they, the best French fries be at a Bernie Sanders rally? Number two, why is Bernie Sanders having a rally? Like there's all these dream elements. I'm just curious. Do you like french fries outside of dreams that much that you would travel someplace to go to the best ones? Yes. If it was the best french fries in the United States and it was like within a quick drive in the austenia, absolutely. Gus, what are your favorite french fries? Like what are your ideal french fries? That's a good quote. I like crinkle fries. Gus, what are your favorite french fries? Like, what are your ideal french fries? Mmm.

That's a good, quick. I like crinkle fries. You know who has really good french fries? Well, there's two different kinds. I think mighty fine and Hilbert's have some of the best french fries in the office. I knew I knew you were going to say mighty fine. I knew it before the words came out of your low

mouth. I knew exactly what you were going to say. You're really good. So mighty fine is like kind of a thin crinkle cry, but Hilbert's is like a thick cut steak fry. Mm-hmm. It's both good. I gotta have a thinner fry.

I can't do thick fries. That's just potatoes. I can't do just straight up. That's just, it's potato. Oh, we fried potatoes and then the inside is just too much potatoes. It's like, I agree. I barely have them, but I really like the,

I think they're from Jack in the Box. It's like the curly fries that have like a seasoning on them. Maybe it's not Jack in the box. Yeah, I think yeah. Yeah, I think on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are good. I like, you gotta do something else with fries,

entertain me. Something else. You ever see the videos where they like, they put it on a spit and they slice a potato and they pull it out and it like, it's a swizzle and then they deep fry that. That would, that, that, I would go to Bernie Sanders rally

across the state. In chat, A730 says waffle fries, baby. That's right. We neglected to talk about waffle fries. Waffle fries are also excellent. I'm about waffle fries. I like it. I like, I like a fry that's been fried just a little bit too long.

So you get like a little bit of burned and then some of them are a little too oily. And that's why I like Casino al Camino for all my French fries. They're good. Yeah. I don't know why, but Trevor doesn't, he's not weird about food usually, but he's weird about French fries that have the still potato part of the fry on it.

Oh, potato part, I mean. Like a natural skin. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like you mean the skin. Dark Spots. So, yeah, like you mean like dark spots. So who's it? It could be anything. I don't want it on there.

What the fuck else could I'll eat it down? Like give him a give him your phone bar. Barbar. Barbar give him a head. I have an instruction to give you a way up. We have the lowers to make. Hey, hey Trevor. It's Eric James.

Please hold your car. Go ahead. Hey, James. It's Eric. I tell you something real quick. Trevor. It's James. Eric James. Hey, James. Hey James, it's Eric. I'll tell you something real quick. It's Trevor. Hey James, Eric.

Hey James, and hey James, thanks for that intro. So hey Trevor, it's me, Eric. Hey me real quick question. You said the ends could be anything. What the fuck does that mean? Listen, I don't have any fries here to demonstrate, but it's not always the skin at the end of it. Sometimes it's a mysterious dark bit that I don't know where it came from. I don't know what's going on there.

It could be some sort of fungal patch from wherever the fry was sourced. I don't where these fries are sourced from. It's all potato. It's all potato. I got all the potato. It's all potato. No. I don't know.

I think I'm going to go with Trevor on this one, because I think you ever see a potato that's on the verge of going bad. Yeah. And it has like, like, so sprouting or whatever, it always sprouts from those spots. So if you're not careful, you're going to get a sprouted potato that is going to be going bad. Which does what? Which, no, which does what? You just described it that, well, you might get a little bit of a sprouted part and then no consequence because it's all just a Tato. Well, but it just bite down. Not what I thought. It's more than what I bought. It doesn't matter though, because then I just get more fries because he doesn't want to eat.

No, I don't let you have those. If you don't want those, so you get like a wedge, like a, like a potato wedge, because I feel like this is more, we're leaning into category, more than we are in fry category, if we're getting like the skin and stuff still on there. So say we have a wedge. Is there a world Trevor, where you nibble up to the edge and then hand the edge to Barbara for her to finish? No, I do, I like the potato skins,

where the vitamins are, as my dad says, but it's those little spots man If there's like a there's like a eye what is it is it called the eye the eye their eye? Yeah, yeah We should just the lady in the tramp those french fries. I'll take the one with the nub in part at the end And then you could take the clean part I go for the soft gold you go for the skin bit. Yeah Hey, Eric yeah In chat Ben said that as long as Trevor's here, you should have him approve the Red Web ad.

Oh, hey, can you approve Christian's web ride? Just look at the camera and say, this is Trevor and I approve the Red Web ad. He took the camera. Oh, he's awesome. God, he has seen as he heard approval. He's taking up. He's like, what the fuck? He's like, I'm on the one day work week in the clock.

Bitch. He's living that dream. I don't understand how he thinks the potato skin has the vitamins. I think what I'm doing is something that's true. The nutrition always in the skin. That is true. It's not true. Yes, not true.

The nutrition in a potato is the skin. Otherwise, it's not true. All of the nutrition in a potato is the skin. Otherwise, it's just starch. You're just eating nothing. Yeah. Yeah, the skin doesn't have anything other than what's in the side of the potato also. This is insane. This is a great apple.

All of the vitamins and nutrients are in the skin of an apple, not in the form. No, I don't. This is like this is 100% true. It's not true. It's not true. No, I'm right. This is crazy. You don't this is like this is 100% true. You're being combative, but it's true. No, I'm right. This is crazy. You don't understand what that works.

What are my favorite things? And this is a pure work from home quarantine world thing. Where when you're having a debate like this with someone, you say something and they go, no way, that's not an area. It is and they go, no way. What I think is right. And then you see them look slightly to the side and then a Mont and like slightly to the side and then

a month and like a browser window light hits that's because you know they're googling it to see if they're right. I just I just looked up is the vitamins in an apple. What are these? Oh hold on I want to see the page refresh I'm reflected on the skin of your forehead. I don't like the people man. This like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.

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Hold on. Lance Armstrong has never lied to me before. Okay. Never. Except for that one time. We're just about the apple skins. Is that the one lie? It was just about the apple skins.

No, everything else is true. Just the cheating. I don't know. I'm sorry, skin. No, everything else is true. Just the cheating. I don't know what else. Sorry, man. No, I don't believe this. I've heard you reasoned with me. But in chat, Spada 177 says, a raw apple with skin contains

332% more vitamin K, 140% more vitamin A, 115% more vitamin C than appealed apple. Super food. The skin, man. It's like all of the skin. Do you think humans are healthy without our skin? Like if you. Super food. The skin, man. It's like, all of the skin. Do you think humans are healthy without our skin? Like if you ate a human without the skin?

You could probably, you could probably remove all of it. It'd be like a chicken breast, right? Where it's like all the fat and everything's in, in like on the skin level, you could just cut it all out. This a really poor bit discussion. Yeah, but that's kind of what it is, right? Like I think about that when I'm cooking like pork. I'm like, this is probably the closest

I'm gonna get to eating people. This is like a smart thing that I'm just going, oh delicious when I fry it. But I mean, you just have to come to terms with it. If you don't trust Ledge Drong, you could trust my mother, Maryann, who is a actual dietician who said inside has nutrients, but skin and just below has more. Ooh, just below the skin you say. So not the skin. Oh, come on. Don't worry, this is the go-mode.

Just to give an end. What kind of an argument is that? I don't know. I think it's like being prejudiced on the Rooster Teeth podcast. Oh, I'm very interested. Don't you produce this show? Hang on. Absolutely. Oh, that's already. Don't you produce this show? Absolutely

Dude I don't have a habit says anything. I just have this hat which I don't really understand what What's the fun hat are you on blossom? I don't have a hat What's up six other things? Gus just left yeah, he's gone finally. Oh, we did it. Yeah, he's gone. Finally. Oh, we did it. We finally drove him off. What the fuck? What is that?

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fleecy material inside because when you get like sweaty it gets all like yucky what but these are like tarot cloth I think is the material on the inside so it's a lot more comfy and you can sweat and it just fine. I think this one is probably I don't even try to when you're wearing but I think the one I'm wearing is the same way existence like super comfortable on the inside. Hell yeah. Speaking of Eric producing things I saw I was I was wearing is the same way. Existence like super comfortable on the inside. Hell yeah. Speaking of Eric producing things, I saw,

I was baffled the other day, Eric. I saw something driving down the street that I didn't think I would ever see. OK. What? Oh. The FaceGam van. Oh, this is like spotting bigfoot.

Did you see that? Are you telling? That's, that's the spotting bigfoot. Did you say that? Are you tell that's that's the best camera car? Can we confirm? No, see, I'm looking at it. It's kind of hard to tell one more time, Gus. That's again. Yeah. It's kind of hard. I don't know. Jerry's still out for me. It was driving down the road. Kind of a bigfoot thing. Kind of a same-scratch situation where I'm not quite sure if that's real or not. Are we sure to say, pace-man? No.

Pace-man? It might be the pace-man van. A weird man van. I mean, certainly if it was the actual face GM van, it would say voodoo ranger and big letters on the side because thanks to the sponsorship with voodoo ranger face-jam, that's a different thing. That's a different thing. You can't do two ads for a different thing.

Three things. They don't spawn for this part. They're in pain for any of this. Oh, if you're telling me that I can't talk about Voodoo Ranger, a beer that I enjoy so greatly in Face Jam, which is an incredible brand here in IP with Rooster Teeth, which also has a specialist Friday on Black Friday called the day. Then, you know what? Then what are we doing? Then what are we doing? Eric, tell us next about your reptile dysfunction. Listen, who the fuck told you? That, like, that shocked me first. Holy shit. Also, now I feel like we need a black box down, Van Gus. Just playing. Yeah, I was going to say it's a black box down van, Gus. Just what I'm playing. You have to play in the middle of it.

Oh, what? It's a wrecked up fuselage. Yeah. Yeah. There's that apartment complex by the studio that has that little play-down front of it. For some reason, do you ever see that? Yeah. Like, can you just pass the studio?

There's like, at the next light, there's an apartment complex that for some reason has a way in the parking lot. We should go take promo photos there. I don't know. We should go take their plane, which is what I was thinking. No, that works too, I guess. We can tell it with the van. Yes, I like where this is going.

What is the van driving around? Who has the van? I thought that was Eric's van. Is that not your van? It's a van that I scrimmed and saved for so long to get I saved up all my pennies. And I said, face jam deserves a van. And we have to get it for them. And with the help of Voodoo Ranger, we did.

And now it's also getting repaired because it kind of drove what kind of didn't. But my friend Tony helped us tow it around. So it was driving great in that video. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Listen, I've got guys all over the place. I've got, listen, looking to go, wow, you can say if that's the van or not, you know, I've got tow truck guys, I've got a repair van guys, I've got haircut guys, I've got a guy for every season. So whatever you need, I'm the man on the plan. You just let me know.

Eric's the guy with the guy, you're guy guy. He's the guy guy. Van. What vehicle should we get for the RT podcast now? Is there quite probably some kind of spoon? I think a dead horse. I think it would be the perfect vehicle for the RT podcast. I feel like we need to quickly say that beating a dead horse is a saying we're not actually trying to beat an animal. I know. We should kill horse.

I'm not saying the same. Yeah. I agree with killing the horse. Yeah, we got to get the horse, the new intro. I know we have da da da da da da da and it's all like cool movement through the set. Now it's just like us beating the shit out of a horse. Yeah. Just for like the six seconds that intro is playing. Okay. And then it's Gus going.

And thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this. Hi, there's going to be there's going to be too many naysayers if we do that. Oh, nice. Can I can I just say I've done the done the podcast since it worked from home a couple times. And so actually I actually get to watch the intro because the way we do the production, I get to see it. And it wasn't until this time that I realized

that it's not a countdown. It goes five. And in my head I just go four, three, two. And the first time I was like, oh wait, no, that's stage five. It's no more stage now. I got it now. It's multi-layered. Yeah.

Well, if we were your enjoyment. I thought it was a countdown. No. That's great. Waiting hell. Wait. I'm glad we're explaining all of the lives, little mysteries.

Any questions you have, Chad? Let us know. We'll ask you your questions, too. Fuck it. Well, I mean, that's the thing. Even after what is it, 2,500 episodes, you can still discover new things. Yeah.

We're doing so many, so many episodes. I, uh, I feel like I've been going crazy lately. I, you got to, you got to stick with me through the story because I'm going to sound like an insane person at first. No, not us. But, uh, a few days ago, uh, I was sitting in the living room and Esther points at something on the floor under the coffee table and she said, there's a bee on the floor there. I said, what? And I got up and I looked at it and there was a tiny letter B on the floor under the coffee

table. And I was like, that's weird. It was like this big, I don't know, quarter inch big. And I said, that's really weird. And I stared at it forever, like, where did this bee come from? And I couldn't think of anything in our house that had a letter B like that that would fall enough and ended up under the coffee tables. I was like, oh well, I guess it's a mystery.

I'm never gonna know where this letter B came from. And I threw it away. Then two days later, in the kitchen, walking through the kitchen, I looked down on the floor, and there was a letter N on the floor. Same font, same size, like this big. I saved that one, because I was like, there's a message coming.

I haven't found any further letters yet. I have a BNN, and I'm waiting to see what comes next, but I think someone's trying to communicate with me. This is like shitty Charlotte's web. Okay. Okay. I think that maybe you guys are haunted and like you're figuring it out slowly.

Like you have a terrible ghost. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what's going on either because I feel like I feel like I'm in a similar boat to you where like the other day, Trevor and I were putting stuff away in our closet and he found this like jacket that was hanging on his side of the closet and he goes, is this yours? And I go, no, I've never seen that before in my life. And he goes, neither have I. It's not mine. And I was like, who is it? It's just hanging in the closet. And he doesn't have a lot of clothes. So it would have been very obvious if he had seen it before. And I was like, I didn't hang that up there.

I've never seen this before in my life. And so I don't know if there's someone breaking into our place and hanging up clothes. Do you have the jacket? No, it's just like a black jacket with a zip up, like half zip right here, not all the way down. I don't know where it came from. Is it one of yours? Is it one of yours?

Is it the same HBO on it? There's no purple on it. Yeah, that's exactly me and James on the same page. Yeah, well, Josh Flanagan, who lives in Austin, Texas, not Los Angeles, has a jacket in our closet. What the fuck? Yeah. So when he comes to visit which will be never

Because the world isn't gonna open up he can stay make sure he stays nice and warm So we do have stranger jackets as well Is he like like the ex boyfriend who or like someone who leaves a toothbrush at your place as like a way to Come back for it. Yep, exactly. I think that's exactly right. Is he a sounding dominant? So he just could, there's no way he could have known what was going to happen in the world. And so now wherever he is, he's freezing. But he thought that he was going to get a quick, quick excuse to get back into our apartment.

Why would he, why would he take a jacket to LA? It's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah. It gets cold. It's been cold here for the last week or so. I mean, cold is, you know, it's all, it rains. 65. That was like 50 earlier this last week or whatever. It's cold at night.

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where you can dress appropriately for hot Thanksgiving, but also it's just something hot. I don't like me. There are people expression with a set of things. I don't like the poor thing. You guys don't do hot Thanksgiving. You have a weird, like eyebrow movement thing.

Yeah, you said it the way you said what? Hot Thanksgiving Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's how I get what the problem is. That's the title for this episode. Hot Thanksgiving. Hot Thanksgiving. Thanks. Yeah.

Yeah, we give a thumbnail. I'm ashamed full screen on me. Ready? Here's the thumbnail. No, no one's gonna use that. Yeah, I was driving around the other day and it was late morning. It was like 70 degrees outside and I passed a couple walking down the street who were in full-on winter gear like boots and they're like a beanie on and like a big puffy jacket. I was like it's 70. Yeah. I don't know

what you want. They were Josh Flannicking it. It's not cold enough for a jacket. You're not, I don't know what you're going to do. Some people want it. Some people prefer that like side of fashion, I think. They spend and it's as opposed to moving to a place where they can do it all the time. They just stare at those clothes in their closet. and then as soon as it's reasonable, like that they're not going to die of heat exhaustion, like they immediately pull everything out, like scarf weather, it's not, but, no.

Pumpkin spice screwdriver, Barbara? Not pumpkins, but that would be fucking disgusting. Why are you getting drunk by the way? I just have a day. It's been a day. And so I was like, you know what, I'm going to have myself a drink just to feel a little more chill for the podcast. But I don't really drink at all anymore. Because for me, it was mainly just like a social thing that I would do. And so I made myself a screwdriver, but I poured the vodka without paying attention first. And I realized that it took up like this much of the class.

Nice. So then I compensated by putting a lot of orange juice. And I already am getting tipsy after that. So my tolerance is definitely shocked. Party of Arbor's House. Fine. Yeah. No one's invited because no one can go. It's going to be interesting Thanksgiving. It's nice because you don't have to navigate like which family you're going to see and who you're not going to see. Because now it's just like a blanket like I'm not seeing any

of you. I'm saying home, you all stay away, nobody comes see me. But the downside is that, you know, it's just my wife and I here at home. So it's just like two of us and we're like, let's just go all out, let's just get like a Thanksgiving meal for four and let's just eat it all. So I'm really looking forward to Thursday, for it's like I'm gonna still eat as if there were still people coming over

and we're still gonna have Thanksgiving. I'm just gonna be a fucking big holiday. That's the real Thanksgiving tradition is just eating too much. Like American holidays, right? Yeah. Are you gonna do meat? Is that gonna be your meat day? Yeah, I'm gonna do a...

I had a vegan Thanksgiving last year and I fucking hated it. No. You didn't enjoy your tofurkey? Yeah, it was not great. I think I had a mushroom casserole as well.ke. It was, it was not great. I think I had like a mushroom casserole as well. It was, man, it was, it was not the same. Yeah, it's, my brother's vegan.

So, you know, we always do a big, like a bigger like Thanksgiving that's usually what we, you know, all the family gets together. We're not obviously doing it this year, but I always looked at like what I was eating and then what my brother was eating. And I was like, yeah, that's a bummer dog, like missing out, but I always looked at like what I was eating and then what my brother was eating and I was like, yeah, that's a bummer dog like missing out, but I get it. What a healthy lifestyle. He lives though. He hikes and he is very healthy.

And he has long hair and a tattoo of a lizard. So he's helping doing something. Yep. It can be more opposite to you. It feels like. Yeah, he is me and my brother, I think sound similar, but I think that's probably where the similarities end. He's got like, he's got like long hair. He wears like a cool hat, like Barbara's hat that she had. That was cool.

He's like that. He's like that. He's like five. Yeah. Yeah. No quick. Hold on. I just want to pull in this like because Barbara you are doing that pose in that jacket and

it is a dead ringer for the culture club. Carma Camillean album. Yeah. That is the album for it. Just to you. Wow. I don't know if there's any way we can pull it up and show it. I totally know what you're talking about.

Colt Jack Club. Carma Camillean I think is the album. And I it's exactly the same. Close and hat and length of hair. Oh, I'm on the computer. I can't pull it up. Okay, I see it. I need some light. You see that? You see that? With some things at the end.

But yeah, it's all the same colors. Like very bright primary colors. It's very close. And the same. And what do we primary colors. It's very close. And the same. Let me see. Let me just add this and what if I add here. Sorry, sorry. Big baby.

Look at that. That's the clue you were just looking at. Holy shit. Barbara, can you do that pose? Can you do that for us real quick? That's very good, boy, boy, girl. Oh, look at that. Wow. Now go back to Barbara. Oh my god, that's a signed one boy, oh look at that. Wow, now go back to Barbara.

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And then any time the video would come out, I would just be so mad. It's so crazy that Van Halen was so good that they could write like the best guitar music with no overdubbing, just solo guitar, just flying, Eddie just fucking ripping. And then they wrote, they, and they also wrote Jump and it's got like, it's just keyboard. And that is like the most family-friendly tune that like kids are gonna love this one. It's so cool. Hey man six-year-old six-year-old Gus love jump I'll tell you that It's the best thing in the world Barbara. What's your favorite van Halen album?

The third one what good one. No, it's nobody nobody says the third. I'm kidding She's like oh die for down oh She's like, oh, dive her down. Oh, yeah, here. That was a good one. Guys, I did. It was the last one that you say that. Like you say Eric, you're talking about it. Like you were there. All right. So the other way, who was where when you're talking about you, like you were waiting outside of your local record store for the new Van Halen album to drop, which was not the case. By the way, you discovered it later.

What are you talking about, James? What do you know? I get up and nothing gets me down. Uh huh. Whoa. Yeah, but Eric, what is your favorite French fry? Oh, tough call. You know, now being from Southern California,

I know people are gonna be like, oh, in and out. In and out has fries that are not very good. And I understand that. That's okay. That's not a big deal. They're not, they're not great, I know people are going to be like, oh, in and out, no, in and out has has fries that are not very good. And I understand that that's okay. That's not a big deal. They're not, they're not great. I love a waffle fry, but I think the be all end all. And it's the easy answer. I think McDonald's has the best french fry.

And I can say that that's the style of french fry. I like the best too. Not too thick, not too thin, long, exciting, salty, delicious hot Thanksgiving. I agree. I agree. Most hand-matritionally deployed. Except for that last part. What do you mean delicious, hot Thanksgiving. I agree. I agree. I was a nutritionally deployed. Except for that last part. What do you mean?

What, hot Thanksgiving? We're going to think it happened. Guys, tweet at the Rupertief account. Let them know that it's a hot Thanksgiving this year. I checked. tweet is foot to end. Yeah. Tweet is photos of your hot Thanksgiving.

Show us. You're having a hot Thanksgiving. You're having. There's like lemon party. Yeah, it's good. Classic. Yeah, it's classic. Yeah, my favorite sexual position is the open face turkey sandwich I prefer grandma stuffing This is the best episode of the podcast I like green bean casserole

No jokes there just I actually legitimately like it. I like pumpkin pie. Die fuck. It's a double on tone drag. It works on. It works on a couple of levels. Such a elevated comedy. We're just we're talking about music or whatever in the Van Halens, one of those bands that I can put on when I get like when I'm like drinking. I'm like, yeah, I only want to listen to Van Halens one. I only want to listen to Van Halens too. It's great, great stuff. Is there music that you'll go back to that you don't usually listen to when you're just like sober, but you're like, oh man, I love that Arctic Monkeys first album. That's like the

only time I'll listen to that album. Do you have music like that? Um, that's a good question. Chelsea's really upset with me by the way for telling people to tweet. God, music that you go back to. I think specifically, it's like when you're drinking, for me it's like, I listen to like, that first Arctic Monkeys album for some reason is like, this is great drinkin' music to me. They're really British and they don't stop being British

the whole time, they just unabashedly. And I think between that and then like the hives, it's like, man, this is like music, I don't listen to it all anymore. Poor off my God, I can't get enough. There's like Mexican drinking songs that I don't know. Like when I've been drinking a lot, like, so it reminds me of like being a kid and like my uncle's listening to like

no tenu music, like, you know, sipping beer on a fire. So it's like, like shit like that with like an accordion. And like, that's drinking music to me. That's the best. That's what we would, when I worked at a warehouse, you would play that and then like, it would be like Eduardo, he'd be like, no man, you can't put that on yet.

It's like, it's not time. Like, it's not the afternoon, like we can't drink. Like this is drinking music. I'm like, oh, sorry. I'll wait. I'll wait for this time of like, I don't think I would drink music. I tend to go back to a lot of like,

early 2000s music because that's, you know, anything that makes me feel nostalgic is always fun to listen to. But if anything, and I know like this is not going to be a hot take or anything like that, but I have like very specific music I like to listen to when I work out. It has to be like a particular beat. It has to be a particular feel. I don't like that, like the music you hear if you went to like a spin class, I hate that kind of music for working out. The kind that's like, what do you listen to?

Just a lot of more early 2000s music. You gotta, you have to, Barbara, you have to, now it's a safe space. You have to have some stuff. You can, you can name some stuff. Okay, like throwing some like Christina Aguilera, some Aqua, some Britney Spears, some fucking in sync. Like all that shit.

It's very pop. Yeah, pop. Yeah, okay. Or like a, like a, I like it. I also like listening to like a lot of 80s, 70s and 80s, just like random playlist from that. You know how you, like on Spotify, you could just put on like all out 70s or all out 80s.

Yeah. That kind of stuff is more fun for me to listen to. I just don't like the lyric lists songs that are just like, it's the people listen to when they work out. It's just, I get bored. Yeah, I get it. My drinking music, I like to listen to some really hard rock when I drink.

So, you know, generally I'll pick like, Eve 6 here's to the night. No, that's not all. No, it's not really heavy. I'm just listening to that on loop. Okay, maybe maybe I'll make a playlist that has Eve six 25 times. And then the 26 song is Vitamin C graduation song. And then it's 25 more. That's what all I listen to. You got to throw like a Harvey danger flag pulse that I'm there. Just to mix it up every now and then.

Get real wild. Damn. You said a hard rock and I got so excited. I'm like, oh, James is going to be like, I will hell. Do you go like way back? I followed up. I said, Eve 6, here's to the night. Listen, the stuff that you listen to when you drink is great.

I think you just have an attachment to certain music that you don't listen to in your day to day life, but it's easier. That's why everyone sings at a bar when everyone's getting real drunk, like karaoke and all like this stuff. I think it's just easy stuff that people are like, oh, the lyrics, I've heard a million times and I don't give a shit about the song, but I'm hammered right now, so I love all this music. There's real quick.

Did you watch the King of Staten Island? Because there's a scene like that. In the King of Staten Island, it's a Pete Davidson movie that came out, it was like direct to streaming. And there's one scene where it's like a bunch of firefighters in a bar. It's the exact scenario you're described where it's like everyone's shit faced and they're drinking

and they're singing along to a song. But the song they're all singing along to is one headlight. And I watch that scene, I was like, that doesn't seem quite right. Like I get the atmosphere, what's going on here? But it's along to is one headlight. And I was just just like, that doesn't seem quite right. Like I get the atmosphere, what's going on here? But it's like, why one headlight? Like that doesn't seem to fit what's going on in this moment.

I think there's something about 90s adult contemporary rock where it's like rolled to me by Dela Metri and like that kind of music where it's just, you don't, nobody listen to it, but but everybody heard it and I think that that's what that is. To me the music that I listen to when I'm not drinking well I mean sometimes when I'm drinking but mostly when I'm just hanging out I listen to a lot of yacht rock. I listen to a lot of yacht. All right. I made a yacht on playlists like I can't get enough of that stuff and I think that's the same kind of music just 20 years before

if 90s adult contemporary. I reported to the police because I don't think you want to yacht. I don't know. I don't. But I sit in my backyard. I put it on. I make a margarita and I just wear sunglasses and I just I dream a dream of the day. I'm on a boat. Dream of the day. I look at the open sea and I go, Oh, the world before me. You know, I found out the other day, which makes me so happy. And I wanna, I wish there was a way for me to find this out. If you're an artist on something like Spotify, you could actually see all the playlist

that someone has added your song to and see the title of the playlist. And so I'm wondering if there's an artist out there who's just like yacht parties or what did you call it? Y'all rock. They know. Y'all, they know when they belong there. Yeah. They know. You've heard Michael McDonald's like pissed. Like, they know. They know. They know when they belong there. Yeah.

They know. You've heard Michael McDonald's like pissed. Like, I don't belong here. What the fuck? No, he knows. You ever watched the web series yet, Rob? Yeah. That's what you're,

weirdly that's what got me into it. Cause I just kept going like, wow, I think I like all this. Yeah, yeah. But like the way that, the way that it was like portraying like heroes and villains like where Holland Oats were just like the biggest jerks was so good.

Man, it's really good. I wish those guys, they actually they uploaded like the HD versions of those things. You find them on YouTube now. Yeah, and I really recommend watching the old Yacht Rock series that they made. It's so, God, they're so fucking good. It's back when the internet was new. Like, like, the internet was a new thing.

Yeah, it was channel 101. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Misty 2012 in the in the chat said toxic is a good, a good two jog two song. It's great. Except I assume that they're not referring to Britney Spears and are referring to Crazy Town Toxic, which I would be with the more popular version of that song. They're second hit, they're other hit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Are y'all up to date at all on the conspiracy theories around Britney Spears?

No, no. There's conspiracy theories around Britney Spears. No, no, there's conspiracy theories around Britney Spears. They're like, there's, there's, there's a, if you go deep, like TikTok, I know is one of the platforms that kind of obviously digs into like anything, but there's conspiracy theory that she essentially is being like controlled by and drugged by her, I think her dad or her boyfriend or something like that.

And there's this whole thing where people have zoomed in on images of her and they're like, oh, you could see that she Photoshopped the word help into her eyelashes on the bottom of her eye in this photo. And things where people have commented on one of her photos saying, if you need help, wear yellow and do a spin in your next video or in your next post.

And surely the next post is her wearing a yellow shirt with a bouquet of flowers just going. I mean, her whole Instagram is kind of unsettling. Like she's like, she's like, you know what? I think I'm just gonna quit everything and become a yoga instructor. And then it's like five videos of her doing a downward dog or something like that.

And the next one, she's like, I'm a princess now. So she's kind of strange, man. She kind of, she looks like she's got a lot of time and a lot of money and access to social media, which I think is enough to make any of us seem crazy. Yeah, we're in a, we all have time and social media, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all that's going on in the world right now. Yeah, there's something to do with her dad, I think, having control over her finances. But this this is like this is going deeper Actually controlling her she just went to court to try and get free of it and then they said no We're talking about Brittany

Yeah, Britney Spears. I think Elise is the one making most of those conspiracy posts Yeah, there's a it's like the hashtag yeah hashtag free Britney what about a Heist movie a Heist movie where a group of friends Oh, art the what they're trying to steal is Britney Spears. Oh They're trying to hide Britney Spears out of some sort of multi Million dollar compound in Florida in chat someone said that's QAnon for millennials. It is being on In chat someone said that's QAnon for millennials. It is. It's being on.

I saw someone make that a reference between, I think it was, what's her name? Gwyneth Paltrow is the female version of Joe Rogan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, the Joe Rogan. Because he's like, he's all gorilla, alpha, and she's all put eggs in your vagina. Not just any egg, you have to be careful. You're not going to falter. You can't get that advice.

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That's B-U-R-R-O-W.com slash rooster for $75 off. I, you know, I've been bitching about, I'm gonna catch you up on this for a second, James. I've been bitching about my laptop a couple of weeks ago and how I had to take it to some like third party repair place so they could, you know, diagnose my battery and try to replace it. And it was just, it was a miserable experience.

I'm not gonna get in all of that right now. But I saw the other day that the Apple store here in Austin, their genius bar opened back up so that you could go and I could conceivably go and take my laptop there. So I made an appointment to go take my laptop and I went there yesterday so that they could take a look at it and tell me how much it was in cost to fix it. Anyway, I was waiting in line.

I admit the reservation online, you get there, and they're like, you know, they make sure you have a mask, they do the temperature check, all of that shit. And then they're like, they're like, okay, what you're gonna do, is you're gonna stand right over here, and you're gonna wait in line, you know, at this stand on this spot, wait in line, and they're gonna call you in.

And then some other Apple employee who's checking people and saw me and they walked over and was like, hey, I listened to the podcast, and I hope we can fix your problem and I hope I don't end up on the podcast. Oh God. And now we're gonna be on our... Oh my God. Oh no.

Oh no. Wow. You rule by fear, that's so great. This is fantastic. I felt so bad. I wanted to like shrink into my shirt and like, dissapearing down. Anyway, they were great.

It was a hell win also. Okay. Wow. They're like, sir, this is a Lenovo. Whoa. Did they fix it? No, they didn't, but they said that. Oh, no.

They said that they don't, they didn't have the battery in stock that I need, they need to swap out my laptop. They said that I could give it to them and stock that they need to swap out in my laptop. They said that I could give it to them and it would take a week or two for them to fix it, or I could take the laptop home with me, they'll order the part and when it comes in, I can drop it off and they'll fix it. So, you know, what I asked for from the other place, what they refused to do without me giving them $50 first. Yeah, so it was a possible. What a disappointment, you know, expect good customer service and, you know,

you want to be promised, but look at you. Now you have sub-a-broken laptop and you can't do anything with it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And honestly, it's fine. Justin at the Apple store, just be blue it. You blew it.

They were fine. They blew it. He could have been mentioned on the podcast, but look at that. They were totally fine. It was great. So they ordered the part. I'm waiting for it to come in. Then I'm going to go drop my laptop off and they're going to fix it. They were fucking blew. He could have been mentioned on the podcast, but look at that. They were totally fine. It was great. So they ordered the part. I'm waiting for it to come in. They're going to go drop my laptop off

and they're going to fix it until suddenly the part doesn't show. And now we're dealing with the missing part. And now that's your problem. And Justin's, Justin was supposed to handle it, but he didn't handle it. And here we go. Justin, not twice.

You blew it. It was fine. It was just, I think you're okay. Don't worry. You have to go back. I still like you, Justin. What do you have to go back? That's the only reason you're being nice, by the way. Because you know, I feel like if this story was in a different direction and it had all been handled or whatever, it would be a different thing because you'd be like, well, what do I care? I'm not going back there. But you know that in about a week after this episode has gone up and been publicly available,

you have to return. So we'll find out the truth. You're truthfully on this story. Yep. Next week. I'll show you my, they emailed me a server. I showed you my survey where they got a 10 out of 10. Well, okay. For not fixing your laptop. For addressing my situation, they are fixing it. The wheels are turning. It's uncertain times that we live in. You have to make it, you have to adapt to it. Sure.

I just say, if I don't turn in my homework, I don't get a grade on it. You're just giving out a, that's all I'm saying. Justice. Do you still do homework? But that's one of my features. You guys don't have work homework? No.

Oh, absolutely, every day. Every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not, yeah, we're talking about the workbooks that you take home. Yeah, every single night Eric goes home and he has to do the thing where it's every single number times two.

And you have to do it in under 60 seconds because that's how Albert Einstein did math as well with a timer. I get to like, I get to seven and it starts getting fuzzy and I just haven't done it under a minute yet. I'm close. I'm close. So Jordan, 11, if you're watching this, I'm almost done with my home. What? He's not watching it. I'm so old. Just getting he will because it's his home. I'm so old that Just getting he will because it's his home. It's his home. It's his home. So I'm so old that when I learned a multiplication tables in third grade,

the teacher would play records for us and we would listen to the records to help us memorize multiple basic tables. That's old. What's the old? I mean, there were times when I was a kid where they were like, we have a special presentation

and then they would wheel in a laser disk machine. Yeah. Did you ever have that? And it would be like, and here it is. And they'd like take it out of the thing and just just giant laser. Slide it in. It wouldn't work for the first like 15 minutes. And then it finally would.

And it would be like a 15 minute video about dinosaurs. And that was all that they could contain on a disk twice the size of my head. It like looking back at a lot of that stuff. I think when you're a kid, you expect teachers to just have answers for things and not necessarily questions that you ask, but like when there's a tech issue or whatever.

And I'm just like thinking about people that I know who are teachers and never trusting them to like send a text to the right way. And so I can't imagine them trying to like work a laser disc player in front of like a bunch of fourth graders and like getting them to work like the first time like that's super human. That's insane. Yeah Yeah, teachers are way smarter these days. Teachers are fantastic. Though I do remember when I was a kid there was like one one point I was probably like second or third grade or something like pretty early on and it was like,

oh, your parent can come to come to school and like sit with you and the teacher. And I was like, teacher is probably feeling a lot of pressure because you don't realize it, but I guess all those are kind of technically people who could make your life living hell. And the teacher was like reading a book. And then after the whole thing, I was like, oh, that was fun. And then my mom pulled me aside and it was and Bay, I don't remember what word it was, but I was like, oh, that was fun. And then my mom pulled me aside and it was, and I don't remember what word it was, but she was like, your teacher does not know how to read. What?

What? Like, and ever since that point in like second grade, I was like, God watch our teachers. When I was like, oh, you always believe that like, oh, they know everything and they do whatever. Yeah. The truth is, they basically are killing themselves to try and do their best every single day.

Yeah. When I was in ninth grade, I was friends with Frank, who's, we've done some work with him. He was the Duntermaster in Heroes of Halfwits. Anyway, we were friends and we were in ninth grade and we were in English class. And our English teacher was trying to teach us, introduce the concept of ONWEE and introduce it to the class,

except she kept pronouncing it NUI. No. Frank, of course, raises his hand. I believe it's pronounced ONWI and she's like, no, it's NUI. Frank's like, no, it's a French word, it's ONWI and she's like, no, E-N-N-U-I, it's N-U-I. Then if we just put his hand down, it's like, okay, so we learned all about like, there's no more argument at that point. It's like, we learned all about NUI

that day in night praise. And that's a, yeah, you can't just go and people at Magnet. Yeah, that was in 93 92. Yeah, the Beastie boys were just releasing new music back. That's crazy. Did you guys ever get in trouble in school and have to go to detention or anything like that? That was a good boy. Yeah, I was a good boy too. I never got in big trouble.

What was the detention like at your schools? Was it like a classroom where people go after school or like during lunch? It was like a library, and it was like a two-story library. And then I remember there was one time where myself, and then like five of my friends, it was the bad two-story library, and then I remember there was one time where myself, and then like five of my friends, it was the bad boy, the nerd, the weird girl, and the popular girl all had to spend a Saturday there,

and it sucked at first, but then by the end of it, we learned to appreciate each other for the differences. Stop it. Stop it. You should've, you should've, it's really interesting. That's really good. Right that down, That's really good.

Well, the detention at my school was that you had to sit in this hallway, which was like the main hallway in the school towards like the, I guess like, what was it called? The place where like everyone sits, it's not the cafeteria, but it's like a big open like four-on-one. Like an auditorium?

Like the quad? The quad, yeah. It was like a hallway to there where kids would have to sit in the hallway on the floor for detention in that area. There was no room, there was no classroom for it. It was like you just had to sit there for your lunch and just stay there the entire lunch period. You had like over your, that's weird.

We had a thing called lockout where if you didn't make it to class on time like the bell rang, they'd send you a lockout, which means you just go sit in a room for that period of like, oh yeah, you miss like six periods, so you have to go to lockout. So you just sit in this room quietly until it's time for you to go to like your next class. But if we missed, like if we just had lockout or whatever, we would leave because my friend Mike lived across the street. So we would just go to his house and play Nintendo 64. That's your punishment. You missed the first minute of class.

So now we're gonna make you miss all of it. Yeah, so apparently they stopped. They stopped doing, after I graduated, that like the school board was like, we can't, like this is like not legal. Like we're not making money because these kids aren't going to school. So like we can't have this.

So now they don't have lockout. They just let you come late. And it's like weird. What the fuck? So what was the point? Well, but at the same time, we would play a lot of WWF no mercy. It might not allow us. So it was like, you know, greatest game.

So whatever, no big deal. Yeah. My dad went to school in Mexico. You know, he migrated to the United States when he was a teenager. And he said that when he was younger, and he would go to school down there that when they were punished

that the teachers would make them walk on their knees in the hallway of the school, except the hallway had like that uneven kind of tile where it wasn't just like a smooth linoleum floor. It was like a raw rock floor. And they had to walk on their knees down the hallway as punishment, as they did in the college, when they were in a on their knees down the hallway as punishment. Is it a giant rocket school? What the fuck?

I mean, but I don't really know what to say about it. It's a kind of torture. Sorry. When I was in second grade, yeah, second grade, if we talked in class, our teacher would masking tape our mouth shut? No, duct tape. What? We would duct tape our mouth shut. Yeah. What?

Yeah. If you would bust out the duct tape and you would have to have your mouth duct tape for the rest of the day if you were talking in class. And Charles Dickens would come in and write everything down and be like, I can use this. Yeah. Good. What the fuck? Did you have your mouth duct tape shut? Now it's like a thing you like.

You like it. You like it. That's how I discovered. I was like, I need someone to dress up like a teacher and duct tape my mouth shut. And that's it. That's it. That's as far as the fan.

Is that your can't get now? It is. I was eight. I had no concept. I can't get off without my mouth being duct tape shut. Ha, ha, ha. Did you ever have a teacher who you would be like, can I go to the bathroom? And they went, I don't know.

Can you? Yes. And then you go, I, you go, I can piss on the floor. That much, you know, what's the story? It haunts me. Two stories. It was, this was in the third grade. There was a kid, I might have told us on the podcast before because how could I not have,

but there's a kid in my grade who wanted to go to the bathroom. The teacher was being a fucking bitch about it and she wouldn't let him. And he was like, I really, I need to go to the bathroom and she's like, it's too bad. You're gonna have to wait. And then he was apparently making a fuss about it

the whole time. And she was like, go sit in the corner. Like you're being disruptive to my classroom, go sit in the corner. He took a being disruptive to my classroom, go sit in the corner. He took a fucking shit in the corner of the classroom. Oh God. Because she wouldn't let him go any hat. He had to shit.

And so he was like, I was going to shit. But he did he have to or was this just get a reputation for being somewhat spiteful? Because I feel like I don't know what age range this was, but I feel like there would have been kids that I knew back then that would be like, like, can I use a bathroom? Because they wanna go do something else. They wanna just like fuck off or whatever.

And the teacher knows that they're a little shit so they go no, but then they're gonna, well, I'll show them because like children always have to think that they're right. Or is this person actually just unfortunate enough to prove themselves? I think he wasn't like always a shit, especially not about going to the bathroom, but he definitely was like one of those like disruptive kids who would just I think constantly try

to question the teacher on different things. So she would get annoyed with him often. And he legit had to go to the bathroom, but she didn't let him and she probably should have. Oh well. He taught her what on we is. Yeah. It's all right all over the floor. One time I was in third grade and we were taking a test.

And I remember, I don't remember what the subject was. I just remember I was like looking down at my desk, filling out my test and it started to smell like shit. And like you could say it smelled bad. Like literal like someone took a dump. And the teacher was walking up and down the aisles, like watching everyone take their test and she just started asking,

does anyone need to go to the bathroom? Does anybody want to go? Anybody need to get up and go to the bathroom? And nobody got up and went. So someone in my third grade class like shit their pants during a test and just say it with it. So, but I appreciate what the teacher was trying to do,

but probably what should have happened is she probably should have said, all right, everybody, we're all going to the bathroom. We're going to have to clap like and then that way you can cover, right? Right. Yeah. No way you basically smoke screen for the kid who should himself. That's a much better approach. Yeah. Whoa. But you got away with it.

He just had to sit in some shit for a few hours. What a hey man, whatever it takes, whatever it is, whatever it takes. Because no one like us, you remember that? But you would remember who did it. You'd be like, right? Right. Dude, you remember when Earl's shit is against? You don't know the result.

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Yeah, yeah. We watched the first episode right after last week's podcast, since you guys were talking about it. We watched the first one, which was the small talk episode. Yeah, how to make small talk. That show was nothing what I was expecting it to be. It definitely reminds me of Nathan for you, like he said. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

I feel like not a lot of people are talking about that show. Like there's definitely some people who are watching and who really love it, but I feel like it hasn't entered that, like, that's not like that cultural consciousness moment where everyone's talking about it. That show is like nothing I've ever seen. Maybe that's what works against it.

It's like, I can't describe it. It's like nothing I've ever seen before. It's like, it's just something you should watch. I don't, what I don't understand is how do they have all that footage? And we, if we want to even show a picture of Celine Dion on this podcast, we have to get a legal release from her to be able to do it. But this is just like footage with a camera of like some guy like picking his nose and then eating the boogers. It's kind of restaurant.

And there's just filming him through one building to another building and the guy has no idea he's being filmed. And then it's in a show that's on HBO. Yeah, can you imagine if you're watching that show and you saw yourself like, Holy shit, that's me. That's something I can't get over with that show. I like they film all that B-roll I think in New York, at least they did for the episode

I watched. And just like the amount of shit that goes on in that city that they happen to capture on film is astounding. And I don't know. I assume that they get the B-roll first and then write the script over it of what he says. Because otherwise it would just be. Yeah.

I don't know. I think he documents everything. Like you saw, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The first episode you see his diary, where he like, he summarizes every day. And the scary part was, I saw that and I thought, that's not a terrible idea.

Oh, come on, God. No, come on. Like, you're not the same thing that he, not the same things that he's, no, come on. Like, you're not going to find things. I did not the same things that he's writing down, but it's like, maybe you want to keep a journal. Maybe you want to keep track. Like, maybe, maybe I want to know how many hamburgers did I eat in 2020?

Well, can I eat more hamburgers in 2021? I know, right? It's your watch in a sense. It's very similar to what I did, measuring the amount of electricity that I used to power my car in 2019, right? Like that's useful data Yeah, super. All right. I mean, I would say that if you had been doing it this year would be very depressing for you

How many how many boxes of Oreo or how many bags of Oreos can I eat in a year? Let's find out in 2020 so many boxes of Oreo or how many bags of Oreos can I eat in a year? Let's find out in 2020. So many. We get Oreos every time we get groceries and we go through it. We go through it in like half a week, man. All right, welcome to, welcome to this section of the podcast that I call Oreo Discussion. Where will we talking about different Oreos and Oreos? Like the best Barbara one, Oreos. Do you guys usually James? you got to be careful or grab your show up. You have to Barbara. What kind of Oreos do you get? And like best James will come to you next. Go ahead Barbara. Go ahead. Regular fucking Oreos. Not double stuffed. Not flavored. Regular stuffed Oreos. Standard. Now that we've gotten the sociopath of. Yes. Yeah. No kidding. James, please tell me the best kind of Oreos. To be honest, it's not Oreos at all.

Trader Joe's make the questions, which are their version of Oreos that are better in every way. Well, I'm sorry we are not all in LA. Yeah, no kidding. Shop a trade of Oreos. Actually, the best Oreos are the Trader Joe's Oreos. It is that I get.

It's very, very much Trader Joe's Oreo. It is that I get. It's very good. I get them on the farmers market. Mm-hmm. I drive from Monrovia all the way to Venice for my artisan Oreos. I would campaign, I think they cost less. I would campaign to basically make double stuff the new Oreo. Absolutely.

If we live in a society, if we live in a society where medium, medium, absolutely wrong. Movie theater is massive or whatever. And extra large is they just hand you a bucket. We might as well just make the job and then just make double stuff be standard. And then the original things if you want to, and Oreo, things are the original version of Oreo. Things are the best Oreo. You're insane.

It sounds like it's a real Oreo. So here's the problem. Here's the best no doubt. Here's the problem. If you earn Oreo Thin, okay, I'm totally fine with that, but it also means you don't like Oreos because you want less of it, okay?

So that means your vote counts less than those of us that like Oreo. Do you like Oreos for the cream or for the cookie or for the combination? If you like it for the combination like a regular fucking person you like regular Oreos if you like Oreos for the cream you like double stuff if you like Oreos more for the cookie you like smaller stuff double stuff is a one-to-one ratio of cream and cookie done to a two-to-one then why is it called double stuffed? Because they fucked up originally, so they had to figure out this new market.

I would also say this. I would make this point too. I am sharing, I'm talking louder. I would make this point as well. I think the reason that an Oreo looks the way it is is because they know the price per cream is more than the price per cookie. Thusly, okay. Thusly, that's why they only limit the amount of cream is more than the price per cookie. Thusly, okay.

Thusly, that's why they only limit the amount of cream in it. And that's why the Oreo lobbyists don't want the double stuffing to happen for the whole thing, because they know that it'll cut in to their bottom line. All right, so you guys are basically fighting for a cheaper version of the same product. You know, there's only one way to There's only one way to figure this out and not to Twitter poll.

So I'm putting a Twitter poll right now on my Twitter. Oftentimes, I will take a double stuff, and you know, I'll do, I'll combine it with another fucking one. No, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. For, I want a two to one yep, stuffing to cookie ratio.

What are they called Oreo Sins? Yeah, it was easy to scrape it off. I would put another double stuff in there. I don't even give. I'm gonna be a shit. Dennis, there's Dens. Dennis Ben. There's classic Oreos.

There's double stuff. Go ahead and tell me what Dens is. Dennis, the same Oreo straws are superior. I think that's a whole different piece. Dennis, here's the thing. That's like saying, what's your favorite kind of cookie? Pizza?

Yes. All right, you're not having it the same. Here's the thing about Dennis. Dennis' band, I think, opened for trapped one time. So I don't know how much. Wait, hold on a minute. Yeah, you're legitimizing. Yeah.

So Dennis is really headstrong. So I don't know what we can do. And my opinion goes regular Oreos thin double stuff. Why didn't you guys say you guys don't like Oreos? I love their my favorite cookie. The way God intended regular Oreos. You're like, you know what? If I had to pick a kind of Oreo, I would probably not pick one at all.

Yeah. But if I had to pick it, I Oreo, I would probably not pick one at all. Yes. And, but if I had to pick a single one. It's because I like the way I dunk mine in milk and I like the way that the cookie. You're ducal, man. Yes, it's on my fucking name. I like the way the cookie tastes when it's kind of soggy from the milk.

The cream in the middle, like sure, it's good when it's also dunked in milk, but the cookie with the soaking up of the milk, like that's what it's like. You don't like Oreos. I love Oreos, my favorite cookies. You don't, you don't, like that's what it looks like. You don't like Oreos. I love Oreos, my favorite cookies. You don't, you don't like Oreos. James is right because you don't like Oreos.

You would also know that probably the best way to dunk in Oreos just drop the whole thing in there, let it settle and then spoon it out. Or what you could do, you could stick a fork between the cookies into the cream and then dunk that into the milk so that you could lift it out without making it easier to make your milk. More cream. More cream. More. cookies into the cream and then dunk that into the milk so that you could lift it out. You know, it would make that a lot easier. More cream. More cream.

It's going to hold tight. I don't like how this poll is going. Stop the count. Oh, interesting. Yeah. People want more. People want more. People want more.

The people want more. The hashtag I win. It's not going well. That's yeah, because the people know the people you're asking people What they truly believe in and what they truly believe in is a double stuff Oreo being a regular Oreo These are not high-drocks folks like you these are these are Oreo people. It's too much of a cure That there's more cream in their cookie and you can't spell cream without ear And thank you very much.

Our rally will have the best fries you've ever tried in your life. Thank you for coming. If you dream it, you believe it. Go vote, go vote in our Twitter poll, guys. It's on my Twitter. What a gust of tweet it too. What do you guys feel about the Golden Oreo? Golden Oreos are great. Fantastic Oreo.

Amazing. Better than double stuffed. Whoa, that's bold. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't go that far. I feel like the way it goes is Oreo Thin, Golden Oreo, regular Oreo double. Whoa. What an insane. It sounds like you don't like Oreo. Yeah, it just sounds like you were trying to get as far away from an Oreo as possible. Oreo Thins getting stomped just brutalized. Why would anyone vote for imagined voting for Oreo Thins? They're like, you know what life you would know what I like the worst cookie ever made. Yeah, this is like when I voted for Warren and the primaries over again. ever made. This is like when I voted for Warren and the primaries over again. Oh, yeah, that's right. You did and we just kept you texted it like I think me and Jordan and we just kept going why? What?

Why? And you're like, I think that hey, I'm this is my vote and we went no, I get it but like why? Yeah, it's a lot of that. This is a really thin situation. I think like all the different flavors of Oreos are interesting and like the gold nerres are just fine, but I would put them below double stuffed for sure. Like all the normal flavor Oreos with different variations of cream amounts. And then you got like the gold nerres and the other flavors, damn.

The gold nerres better than the right, like original Oreo. Yes. And it's way better than fins. No. What if, what about the ones where it's just orange, where the cream is just orange for one life? No.

Oh yeah. It's the same flavor. It tastes the same. They don't change the flavor. They just put a dye in it. Does that come a cause effective? Yeah. It's like what a waste of time Oreo.

Get with it. I don't need the orange Oreo. Although for children, I think that's probably very exciting. They go, ooh, orange, I don't eat that. I don't eat that. This is, it's so funny. This is very reminiscent of the spoon discussion where I feel like people are so fucking firm

on one side or the other. Like, I am so much with Gus on this and you guys are so much with each other. And I see the chat being like, Barbara is so fucking wrong. Barbara's on the money, so right. And it's just like, Barbara is so fucking wrong. Barbara's on the money, so right. And it's just like, the company polar opposites. There's no way. You gave yourself two people agreeing with you and only one person disagreeing with you.

Just find that interesting. Nobody deal with it. So you're saying the people are with her then? No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that she's saying that. You can look at the Twitter poll and let me know if the people are with you because I have a feeling they're not. It's okay. I'm a woman so only 0.7% of the people will be with me. Yes, comedy. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. You're all equal. Whoa. There, yeah, there's 70% of the votes there. As opposed to my poll, which I posted at the exact same time. That's what we did? Yeah, but two. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, I was going to go vote on your poll. I suppose the my poll which I posted at the exact same time Man this is good. This is what the podcast before I think you're supposed to yell about Oreos

Someone gets mad about We just say the face yeah Food all the time. Yeah, I got got some food and a ranger here. We can totally face that. Wow, food and a ranger. What an incredible sponsor. I'll be by a van. Wow, face jam pod on Twitter. Incredible.

I'm mad at face jam. Can I tell you that? For what? You all have more downloads than black box down now. Yeah. You know why? You know why? Do you know why?

I can tell you exactly what I'm saying. Did you start doing all these special bonus episodes? Yeah, we started releasing an episode a week instead of an episode every other week. It all of a sudden are numbers doubled. How would you build yourself as a Fortnite podcast if it's not a Fortnite? No, it's still the regular Face Jam show is still a Fortnite podcast. It's once every two weeks because however, there are special sponsored episodes in between. Thank you, Voodoo Ranger.

How do you let Voodoo Ranger know that you're having a great time watching these Face Jam Vance. No, listen to Blackstone. Stop listening to Face Jam. What? No, listen, guys. Face Jam is officially the number one podcast at Rooster Teeth. I don't think by the numbers, that's true.

But however, in your heart, I think this still stops it. But that's a big question. Face Jam is the Oreo Thin podcast equivalent of Racer T. Why? I loved Oh shit while also somewhat terrible. Underwhelming. That's true. We're catching back up.

We're catching back up, Eric. This is ridiculous. Like what we all behind you. Well, wait, wait until we have more episodes released this month. I mean, like, I don't know. Good luck. I'm looking at the last four weeks. We're catching up.

Okay. We get there. Okay. Good luck. Good luck, buddy. Good luck. Hey, good luck. I'm looking at the last four weeks. We're catching up. Okay. Okay, good luck. Good luck, buddy. Good luck. Hey, can I gripe about something real quick? Yeah. You think the Undertaker isn't really going to retire?

Listen, he's definitely coming back for one more match. There's no way he actually hung up. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got a text from Dan works with us at Funhouse. He texted me last night and he's like, man, Undertaker retired, huh?

And I went, yeah, yeah, right last night and he's like, man, Undertaker retired, huh? And I went, Ha! Yeah. Yeah, right. That's crazy now. Yeah, right now. When I see it, the Undertaker was wrestling when I was a kid. Yeah, that's why his career is spanned decades, Gus. 30 years or whatever, right?

Yeah, 30 years of the Undertaker. He's finally one of the Undertaker. He's a piece. Yeah. Is anyone here going to pay $1,000 to get a cameo from the undertaker? No, I've seen a come. Have you seen any of them yet? Have you watched the bar? Yeah, they're great because he has like the purple background. Yeah, it's like Eric.

Yeah, it's your 13th birthday. Yeah. I just want to say that from the dark side, there's a V and the ghost of the Paul Barer, wish you a wonderful birthday. Have a great time in your balance castle. There's a guy who I listen to a lot of his wrestling podcasts of Skye Brian Alvarez. And he has his grandmother on a lot of his shows where she describes what she remembers watching

from certain of it. They'll have like watching survivor series from like 1994 or whatever. And she like describes the moves. Like she'll write everything down to take notes and then describe it. And it's all just, it's a fucking mess. But it's great.

She gets names wrong. She gets moves wrong. It doesn't matter. It's fantastic. He paid $1,000 to get Undertaker to get her a cameo. And it's like, that's the best for as long as she's done this with him and everything and all the funny shit. Like to pay the Undertaker $1,000 to do a cameo for that is I think like that's perfect.

That's the one where I go. I'm cool with that. I like it. That's great. Oh, it's this. Oh, Oreos. Get. Okay. So, okay, here's what you want to do. Take off a cookie from the one in your left hand. Take off a cookie from the one in your right hand. Combine the problems in the goods. Yeah. So I don't get perfect half and half. Okay. I'll take the most, okay. I got the most of the most of the most of the most of the most.

So you'll be able to make a double stuff and a thin. This is great. Oh, look at that. Okay. There's too much cookie though. The thin has a thinner cookie. Oh, it does, you're right. I can tell you what is definitively not good

that we can all agree on. Sometimes it's easy to find differences and things that we agree on. Yeah. So have you ever tried to make a a Oreo club where you take the cream but then you put another a mediary cookie in the middle? Oh never done that. It's terrible. It's terrible. It's garbage. We don't want to do that. It doesn't sound good. No, it's not. I think I tried it because I didn't have to. I like the cookie more than the cream. I like the cream just fair. Just fine. Go and then go to a grocery store and then just I mean, I'm not sure where it is exactly, but it's probably on the bottom shelf.

Just scan and you can probably find a bag that you can get 15 pounds of the equivalent of those cookies for like 99 cents or something. Really? Because without the cream, they can't charge you. They can't charge you or your prices. What if I get a trader Joe's though? Oh, they wouldn't sell that there. Trader Joe's is a fast person.

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