Rooster Teeth Podcast - How Fat Would Gavin Get for a Laugh - #579

Episode Date: January 14, 2020

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This week brought to you by Honey and native deodorant. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. deodorant. I'm Gus on Gavin I'm eyebrow. I'm Jeff and I'm still a cuss. How did the chat know you were on before we were someone asked right before we went on Okay, I hope Jeff is on this week and I wrote you're in luck Okay, cuz they were going Jeff Jeff before the Showy-Oster one of the many bit of it being a first member You get to know when Jeff's on the podcast 30 seconds before go You get to talk to the Gus and Chad.

And he's like, let's put that on the sign up screen. Would you ever make your calendar public? I don't even put my calendar available to everyone in the company. Like it just shows whether I'm busy or not. It doesn't show what it actually is. It's just a bunch of black talent. Which is like blocked, yeah.

Wow. So you could be not working, but everyone thinks you are. Right, it's like all these meetings throughout the day. It's like, take a dump, hour and a half. Copy, two hours. And not a times that I text Gus at like two in the afternoon or 11 in the morning, I go, how you hear?

Hey, are you here at AFS? I need to ask you a question, not currently, but I can be. I'm always in the orbit, in the air. You're always available if you need you. If I found out the Gus had a second job, like a mile away, for years, do you remember the story?

I wouldn't be surprised. Do you remember the story about the guy who outsourced his own job? Like he got hired at a company to do like software development, then he hired someone in China I want to say to do his job. What remotely?

Yeah, remotely, and turning his work for him. And his pay has lost the what he made. Right, he just paid him like a cut of his salary. That's ingenuity right there. I mean, was there anything in his contract that prevented someone like that? I remember, I think he did get fired for it. Fire should promoted the guy. Genius.

Technically, they should have just fired the Chinese guy. And he could have kept one. They could have fired the guy they hired. And hired the Chinese guy for like a fifth of the cost. I think that's what it was. I think he was sending like 20% of his paycheck, which is crazy. It's really good.

I got it. A small there. Yeah. I'd rather just do the work and get the extra 20%. Oh, really? But then you'd have another second job job when you'll get a second job Wait, we're doing your normal job. I'm just gonna outsource the second job anyway But that's how you keep going before you before long. I'm Kenny at the staffing place. We still hire until I know

I forgot about that. Can you pyramid scheme jobs? Yeah, I'm I've got an idea now. Yeah. Yeah, why not? You just probably they're probably happening somewhere I have no idea now, yeah. Why not? Probably, they're probably happening somewhere. I feel like we're onto something though. I feel like people are paying the next person to do the job that the person before. There was a story about that a couple of weeks ago.

I think, again, it was in China, someone hired a hitman to kill another person and the hitman subcontracted the job out to another hitman who subcontracted that job out to another one and it went six times. Before the last guy was getting so little money for theed that job out to another one. And it went six times. Before the last guy was getting so little money for the drop he was going to the police. Or the last guy.

Or does it go far enough for the guy to get tired to kill himself? Who is it? Yeah, here it is. I found it. I actually had written this down. No, I want to go to the fucking site. Can you imagine being the target

of a six chain assassination? But everyone's really easy to do it. The job was passed on four times. So I guess there's four people, and maybe the original person who hired the job. Maybe there was like a time conflict. Six people have been sentenced to prison time in China's southern region.

We wanted to pay, initially they were gonna pay the first hitman, $282,000 to kill the other person. So pay the first hitman 282 thousand dollars To kill the other person so do all the hitmen go to jail? Yes, because they were all trying to contract the job out So the first guy took the $82,000 and then gave half of it to another guy telling him to do the job Is there like a website for this? Well, you can just put up your contract probably the dark way people been it Hitman.com. Yeah, so then, yeah, they had to make a chart,

because it was so confusing and so many people. You just shared me a screen and it was black. Oh, yeah. Do you have your privacy screen? I do have a privacy screen. Are you on a plane right now? What's the point of that work? Is that something covering your screen?

Yeah, just like one magnet. Oh, cool. I want one of those for my cell phone. You get those for your cell phone? People who read and just wrap that or your cell phone. No, it's mainly if I'm looking at Instagram on a plane and like, Jessica Neary pops up and I go, oh my god. Yep, mine's for watching porn.

I got this in my friend. I know where it's okay. Yep. I'm not aware though. I just, I watch Love Island. I follow a lot of people who have their tits out. It's okay. Is there, you did the on Love Island?

There has been on the British Love Island. Don? I've not seen Don, but I've seen boobies on like two or three occasions. Are you? Start on a new Love Island this week. Love Island winner. The Bachelor? I watched the first episode.

Which is the only thing out now. Yeah, the three hour first episode. I did. It's the first time I've ever watched the bachelor from the get-go, from the get-go. You're the same. Yeah. I used to watch him beginning.

He's not happy about this. It was good. I liked it. It was like more like two hours if you cut out the commercials. It's just like that. Just desperate people being desperate. It's great. We got a podcast for that.

I know. We're on it right now. Yeah. I didn't bring it up. She did. Well, it's because you brought up live island. Whoa. This is, I was just talking about Tadees.

I'm gonna hit you guys. Uh, I watched all of the Witcher on Netflix this weekend. How many episodes is it? Eight. Eight hour long episodes. Damn, you're busy. It was good. And when you're done with the Witcher on Netflix,

just tab over and watch cheer on Netflix, which is an awesome- You said you weren't gonna talk about this on the podcast. You already talked about it before the podcast started. Well, you run up Netflix. I'm here as awesome. You said I'm not gonna talk about this on the podcast. I wanna tell you now,

now I gotta listen to you talk about this fucking show twice. I already paid a 10 to 10 to 10. All I'm saying is watch it. I gotta listen to gear. You're a Texas boy, watch it. It takes place in Texas. What's here about? It's about.

Here we go. Okay. The borrowed community college has the best cheer department in America. We're talking like cheerleading. Cheerleading and like competitive cheering. And so it's a documentary following this year's class as they go through and compete and stuff.

That's so fucking awesome. It is awesome. It's really, and it's just people get hurt a lot. You said Netflix. Yeah, it's one of Netflix. Like so many people get kicked in the head. It's great. It's great. It's like long it's just people get hurt a lot. You said Netflix. Yeah, it's one of Netflix. Okay. Like so many people get kicked in the head. It's great. It's great. It's like long form TikTok. Oh my God. Yes. It's just people get hurt.

Dude, TikTok is so good. It is the best. I'm one I love I like TikTok now. On ironically. I spend an hour a night in bed before I fall asleep watching TikTok. Yeah. Every night. What channel's that on? Who? Is this a lot of linear TV? Is that a more question you can ask? What channel's that on? Who knows? Is this the most I've ever seen?

Is that a lot of linear TV questions you can ask? What channel is TikTok on? I don't know about you, Jeff, but I don't remember being that funny or attractive at the age of 15. Nope. And every single person on TikTok is hilarious and attractive, and I don't get it. Wait till you see how built the 19-year-olds in cheer school are, and you're like, Oh my God. At least they're 19.

Yeah, I guess so. Whoa. You're just like, I didn't look At least they're 19. Yeah, I guess so. Whoa. You're just like, I didn't look like that in 19. I look like a fucking loser. I look like a look now. Like a fucking idiot. Barbara just called a bunch of 15 year olds attractive. I think you're on an FBI watch list.

This is a kind now. How are they rage? How do you in that picture way you have just like the ears and the chin? You're in my high school photo? 17. Or maybe 16, 16 or 17. Somehow you are the same person,

but you look completely different. Yeah. People age. He grew into his ears. Yeah, I guess so. Gus grew into his head for the most part. Well, I mostly did. No, you should have seen him like in 1999,

like 1999 Gus was a different. But when he fully grown in the ball on the end? You must have been fully grown by 99. Yeah, I was 21. He was skinny or though? Much skinny or? Not that much skinny or anymore. 15 pounds?

Yeah. These are the veganism. I've been losing weight. Yeah, with veganism, it's weird. How much have you lost? I've lost 12 pounds. That's great. I just got back in keto because I got a little holiday fat.

Getting fat is so much more fun than not being fat. The losing fat. That's okay though. How fat pretty get a Keto? How fat would you be willing to get for a laugh? Well, not even for a roll, just for a roll. Not at all anymore. That's too much work to get rid of it.

What about you, Gavin? Like really big. How, like double? Like a five stone. 300 pounds. Five stone, that's easy. 300 pounds? 300 pounds.

I might die from 300 pounds. There's the dude Gus and I just did no. That's pretty much stone. You're like what, 145? Probably yeah. Yeah, so what, 145? Probably, yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, double your weight. Well, what weight are you still in danger of your heart just giving out?

Well, the, I don't think it's a certain amount. I mean, if you, I think it's a, 400, you get to 600 pounds or so, you get to be on TV. It's true. Qualified. I watched that show. I watched my 600 pounds. There was a dude that worked at Tellin' Now, Rick.

I don't want to say his name. He was a good guy. We liked him, Gus. I don't know if you remember him. And he weighed about 175 pounds, like a normal skinny dude, and he wanted to see if he could get to 300 pounds. So he made it his goal to see if he could get to 300 pounds. And he got to about 250 before he just couldn't add on any more weight.

And he just turned into a fat piece of shit. And then he was just a fat dude. Was he able to lose it? He didn't really try. Dude, it's hard to lose it. He was just like, this is what I way know. But he did it as a joke. And he was like, and then just stayed there.

Yeah, he was just happy there. So. Oh, poor guy. I forgot about that. Yeah. I think about him sometimes. He also lived in a foreign country for a year illegally and was mad that he got kicked out.

I forgot about that. He had a lot of great stories like that. A lot of really weird stories. He was a weird dude. Did he just overstay a visa? We made a lot of characters at that call center. Yeah, we really did. The kind of people that'll work at a call center

for $6.50 an hour, no questions asked, are the kind of people you find out interesting stuff about? Yeah, I bet. That's what it boiled down to. Isn't that where I'll just see you guys met, right? Was Bernie Guss, Bernie Jason, Saldania, Becca, Becca, Wart First, Dan Godwin, Dan's the one that hired himself. Oh, right, yeah.

I think that's everybody Rupert Heath related. I mean, like Lance McKee worked there. He was a voice in... Private McKee, you know? Private McKee, in episode 10. Yeah. Other than that, yeah, I think that's about it. From Rooster Teeth world.

Why don't we get Jason on this, potty? It's funny. You say that, we talk about a lot. Yeah. You should get him on. He's fucking hilarious. We have Bebs quite a few. Well, I actually, I'd say a lot, but that's not true.

I have a Rooster Teeth project I wanna do this year, and I want him to be a few. Well, actually, I can't say a lot, but that's not true. I have a Ristuth project I want to do this year, and I want him to be a part of that, actually. I'm gonna try to bring him in for that at some point. Well, I hope you succeed. I did too. I saw a thread online the other day, people talking, trying to figure out who the first employees at Ristuth are, and when everyone got hired.

And people going in there and definitively making statements. People who used to work here, going in there and definitively making statements and making this like, this is all fucking wrong. It's so wrong. It's like, and nobody has that list correct. I don't even know, my employee number, that's it. It's like, who fucking cares?

I don't want to go in there and correct them. It's like, who's asking this question to begin with? Like what's the point? It's interesting history if you want to know. Ristratyth, at its inception, was Bernie Gus Jeff in that, right? Yes. Yeah, that was it.

I mean, Dan and Jason would come and help out sometimes. And then Jason ended up coming to work for us. But Jason even came to work in a funny way, where he wasn't supposed to be in the office and we had a little space where the washer and the dryer were supposed to go that we weren't gonna put a washer and dryer in. And one day Jason showed up with a desk

and stuck it there and said, this is where I work. And he just didn't leave. And so we're like, all right, it's awesome. That's kind of like how Dan got hired on your call center. Yeah, yeah. Dan came and spent a week with us and said this seems like a lot of work I was never came back. He worked with us for a week. He checked out after the first day

He came as a week. He made it a day. What do you think? What do you think my employee number is? They're like I'm gonna say you're like 16 no, I guess that's like 25. I would say like 22. 28. 28, okay. Yeah. It's not higher than it feels. So who is the first Rucheteeth?

Like just so we get obviously a founder side. It's Nathan Zelner was the first Rucheteeth employee. Yes. It followed up by Brandon. I mean, where would you put fit? Jack and Brandon fight over who was here first, but I think technically it was Brandon. And then probably Monty, right?

Yeah. Brandon, Jack, Monty, we tried to hire people here and there that said no. When did... Kerry show up? Kerry was an intern for a long time. Yeah, because he was there at Congress office. He was another one where he agreed,

we agreed to let him come for like four hours a week and then he just was like, once he got in the door, he said, I'm not leaving. And we were like, okay, I guess we can't make you. Didn't him and Chris start at the same time? Kerry and Chris? I think Kerry pre-date Chris. Kerry, at least for his internship, pre-date, Chris.

I may be thinking Chris and Marshall. Like Chris and Marshall started at the same time. Chris and Marshall started the exact same time, yeah. Damn, there's a lot of people. Long time we go. Real long time, I was showing you. What happened to Chris? He was worried, I had to film something with him

earlier this day. He's really sick, but he came into work anyway. He's wearing one of those black masks over his face. But when I saw him, he had it on upside down. He also kept taking it off the talker, just having it here, like Chris, that's the fuck you doing. I pointed that mask. I read it, I just having it here, like Chris, that's the fun part of that mask.

I read it right, what ever happened to Chris? Years of being Chris? Yeah. We got to make them over today. Oh yeah. Hadakka. We put it in our tea life. I think last week where the guys did the girls make it.

I watched it, yeah. We did a great job by the way. That's what you call it. So today we actually turned the tables on them and made them over. Oh, that's awesome. It was very fun. Is that what that Instagram photo was?

Yeah. Everybody lined up. I thought it was a food challenge, but that's cool. What other vlogger challenges from 2009, you're gonna do next? You killed Jeff. Copy well, I was swallowed. I also not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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who didn't have anything to do with this. But we, yeah, we wanted to debut this little video for First Members, that's why I wanted to do it on the site here. And it'll go public in a couple of days, I think. But at typically, Ruchtith and a lot of companies will do at the end of the year, will do like a 2019 retrospective. Here's a video of all the best parts of 2019 or whatever.

Although I think we all agree, we just want to be in 2020 and not think about 2019 anymore and move past that. So instead of a look back, we made a video that's a look forward of things to come and things to expect and things to look forward to With Ristratyth and the good stuff. I mean the really good stuff. I'm gonna need you to trust me. We'll follow your lead, Ruby. Yes! Fire when ready! Let's do this.

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Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. You grew your head back. I did. I grew my head back. That was cool. That was not bad, right? That was a lot of fun. Drew Sappelin directed that.

I think you did a really, really, any road it. Did a really good job. That was great. That was probably my favorite like, like, styleistic thing we've ever done. My favorite thing about that whole set of, that whole trailer is Gus. The one look Gus gives at the back of the bar. We've got the face. He's just like so fucking great.

You look so funny to me. Reflecting in your eyes in that shot. Uh, I think VFX. I think VFX. I think VFX. It's very blue eyes. Yeah, those are, they, those are my Elon Musk guys.

They're sending cyber implant. I have nasty. Um, did you, have you seen the season of, not to get on tangent, but you've seen the season of Rick and Morty, right? Yeah. Did you like Elon Tusk? So weird. an entangent, but you've seen the season of Rick and Morty, right? Yeah. Did you like Elon Tusk?

So weird. So weird, so weird out of the field. So that's just a sampling of a lot of the stuff we have coming up in 2020. You're gonna see some new stuff in there like record keeper, which is new animated series. The hardcore mini golf showed up in there. That's a surprise as well as a bunch of other stuff

that we honestly couldn't include. The chat is going off on golf, by the way. Oh great, yeah, we couldn't include it because obviously we haven't filmed it yet. Like that hardcore mini golf stuff, that's we've just filmed them fucking around to put in there. But so in addition to that,

there's gonna be three hardcore mini golf would be a first only show and the exact same way hardcore tabletop was is. So hardcore minigolf would be first only and then what you don't see there are three more first only shows that are gonna come out in this year including one from core that's an idea that's been on the workshop about two years now. It's really, really, I'm really excited about. Another achievement hunter one.

It's another hardcore one, but it's not hardcore mini golf. And it's not a hardcore. I think I'm even more excited about that one. A new hardcore. It's the thing I'm most excited about. Yeah. And then hardcore pornography. And then, yeah, there you go.

And hardcore insertion, so it's called. And then a funhouse one as well. There's gonna be another funhouse show this year that's gonna be first only that I'm also really excited about that we start filming pretty soon. In addition to more podcasts, you know, what you didn't see in there, I don't think Black Box Down was in there, which is coming out.

Which I don't know if we officially said is in the works or not. Oh, but it is. Black Box Down, your audio podcast about airline disasters is coming out. We're looking around Marchish. Yeah, in addition, there's like head cannon jacks podcast that will come out on rabbit hole Trevor's podcast that will come out my reality TV show

podcast will not come out I think it's just Tunishe it's Tunishe yeah but it was the one thing I was like oh maybe I could be a guest I know we need what we need is a vehicle for you and I to talk reality TV somewhere where the audience will get mad at us. Right. We need to find that corner of the internet. Do they get mad on this? I get mad on this. That's the content.

Anyway, so there's like, in addition to some really awesome red versus blue footage in there that I'm super excited about, we've got to do some really cool stuff with RVB this year and a million other things that were teased in there. Hopefully, you guys liked it and are excited about some of the stuff we're gonna be doing this year. I'm excited for Hornets come out.

Yeah, and not the least of which, Hornets season two comes out January 30th. That's kind of like a couple days. Yeah, the season one will start airing free to the public on the site here. I think on the 24th, I wanna say. I just think enough time has passed since we filmed it, where I don't remember any of it,

and I'm excited to watch it. It'll be a new experience for you. I watched all the edits over the holiday, and it was like, I wasn't in them. It was like watching it for the first time. It was really interesting. Yeah, it's been so much time. The one you guys showed at RTX this past year,

the one you filmed in London, is probably one of my favorite pieces of content we've ever made. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. And man, I don't know how much I could spoil, but I felt really bad for Trevor. That's it.

He'll live, probably. Who knows what kind of life it'll be, but he'll live. Well, I just don't know if our house is haunted now because of that. Well, one can hope. And that'll probably be the last of Hunter. I know I mentioned that on an off topic, but he'll be. Well, I just don't know if our house is haunted now because of that. Well, one can hope. And that'll probably be the last of Hunter. You'll see, I know I mentioned that on an off topic,

but I know, but like, that is, until we can, it's fun. I saw lots of fun, like internet armchair CEOing about judging whether or not we should have made Hunter or not. We're very happy with Hunter. We knew we were getting into, but it's just, it's a very expensive show to make yeah

And it's not like we want to take it to TV We just need somebody to pay for it because we can't spend you know millions of dollars on shows all the time And then hope to recoup that honor on site. We just can't so there's like hard hard-core tabletop that we can do Haunter will harder. Yeah, I'm saying boo because I have fun making it. It was the most fun I've ever had Professionally was making Haunter I think. Yeah, it's a shame it costs like millions of dollars billions even Billions of dollars. Yeah, and I see a lot of people in chat asking about other shows that weren't in the hype real and just to Reinforce what you said Jeff. Yes, there's a lot of other stuff we're making to a lot of other do stuff for making right that didn't make it into that Real a lot of interesting stuff didn't make it right. lot of other new stuff we're making. Right, they didn't make it into that real. A lot of existing stuff didn't make it.

They didn't make it. Yeah, you're asking about existing stuff. It's fine. Just because you didn't see your favorite show in there doesn't mean they got canceled. Because usually it doesn't cancel stuff. It doesn't mean they got forever-sheld. It just means we didn't have room.

We either didn't have footage readily available. This was kind of a last minute thing that everybody kind of worked on over the holidays, which was really sweet and awesome of everybody, including you guys coming out and getting wacky costumes. That was fun. That was a fun day. But yeah, that's just a taste of what's to come. Not just the the additional first programming I mentioned, not just the new podcasts I mentioned, but there's just a ton of shit coming out in 2020. It is my goal to keep you guys so goddamn entertained from Rooster Teeth that you lose all your jobs and fail out of school.

We're also talking about doing more stuff on RTTV as well. We've got some great ideas for RTTV in 2020. Which is like, I got a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of a hell of but tickets are on sale this week. Yeah. Right? Like I think, uh, first plus is currently available today. Uh, but by the end of the week on Friday, tickets will be available to everyone. Yeah, I think it goes first on Wednesday and then full public on Friday. Oh, there it is. It's on screen. Yeah, there you go.

It's on Friday. And weekend badges on sell Friday. And I don't know, uh, the particulars, but I'm pretty sure that we actually lowered the price that we can badge is in 2020. So it's actually a little cheaper to go to RTX this year than it was last year if you buy a weekend badge. So.

It's gonna be the best one yet. So like, it is definitely gonna be the 10th one yet. Yeah. The 10th most RTX. Yeah. Come see the show live please. Or you can watch the podcast live. Air says come see the show live.

Also, we've got something because it's the 10th one, I say we, because I'm not a member of them anymore, but Achieve Mahanur has something very, very, very cool, very special planned for RTX this year, but I'm really jazzed about. That sounds like a super secret, ominous thing. Yeah. Well, we do too.

Right, Gus? Yes. Because we are planning the show again. Nope. Hey, like, how much money? How much money was the money? No, but God. What if you had to plan your own side event?

Like, just a Gus con that happens simultaneously? Ooh. I think he'd pay money to do that. Could I take the ticket revenue? You cannot. Ooh. I think he'd pay money to do that. Could I take the ticket revenue? You cannot. Damn. I do, here's the thing, Gus. I kinda miss planning it.

I had a lot of fun doing it. But you can't hire a Chinese person to plan a toy. They're gonna hire them to play me. It's a lot of Korean. It's a lot of work, but it was also the most, I think probably the most rewarding thing I ever did with Ruchu-Jis.

RTX? Just to work so hard on something all year and then have everyone just show up and have such a good time. God, I just felt so bad for you guys. Like the week leading up to it, you were so unhappy and stressed. I found a picture of myself from,

I think it was RTX 2015 or 2014, where I had been like working overnight on something and I went into the bathroom and my eyes were literally red. Just all the white was red. All the white was red and I was like, oh, that's probably not good. Yeah. Yikes.

That's like a, do you remember Nathan and David's movie, Goliath, that they filmed way back in the day? I don't know if you remember, but Nathan had to be, I think he was like in the day. I don't know if you remember, but Nathan had to be, I think he was like in the movie, he had been to prison, and he had to have a mug shot. And so he got home from doing

RVB season five production. He'd been up for like 72 hours, and he got David to take a photo of him, and he looks like a different human. He just like, his face is all puffy and red, and oh, he looks like, it looks like a mug shot very terrifying those were some long days back then those were long days yeah those were that was where Gavin fell

asleep standing up in the sound booth oh yeah it was the walls was so soft I don't think I was just slightly less than asleep I think I was just an atron that was the day I said that's it Gavin and I have to go home and get a couple hours of sleep. We're too exhausted and we left and Gavin had to keep waking me up on the ride home because I'd keep nodding off. He'd be like, you're asleep again. I'm like, oh, every stop sign. I'd be like, and we can go again. This is dangerous. Jesus. I was rough. That was early days, man.

And then you just ran over that woman and didn't seem to notice. You just plowed right over it. You never talked about that really. And then we just carried on. But you were asleep. You missed it. It was fine. We weren't going to talk about that. Anyway, but yeah, if I know you get it's hard to have the money to go to RTX every year and to make that journey. But I will say if you're going to make an RTX, I think the 10th one is the one to make. We got a lot of cool stuff planned because it's our 10-year anniversary. And-

We love numbers here. We're super into the number X. Yeah. I'm still disappointed. We couldn't call it RTX X. I know, I know. I don't know. I think it was too confusing or something like that, but-

That's awesome. Just make the X bigger. I'm gonna have a double X. Like you've got X-rated I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

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I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. is pretend? No, it is, right? But like an ex-rated movie could have real boning. I guess it could, like a brown bunny type thing or. What's a brown bunny? Oh, it was a Vincent Gallow movie where close to Vigny sucked a dick and she killed her career. She got dropped by her agents and she couldn't work again for like 10 years.

Usually that's what makes your career. Depends what part of your career is. You're kidding, I was a bad joke. Don't worry, I'll Harvey Weinstein be gone. Or like, Nymphomaniac, right? Or like one of those movies that has real sex in it. I don't know. So what is the difference between one and three X's?

I don't know. What? But we don't, the where's two X? We need to figure out what the one and the three are. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. What is the difference? I would imagine one soft core, one's hardcore.

What's soft core again? Just like just like not showing Like those movies. Jack is not showing insertion So where are we looking for United States X rating Was applied to a film that contained content judge unsuitable for children such as extreme violence violence violence strongly implied sex and graphic language. Wait, so you can get X rated on violence in language?

Yeah, like a urban cowboy. Yeah. Was an X rated movie. But I feel like your NC 17 is so great. Because X predates NC 17. Oh, okay. Then triple X rating means hardcore. Oh, the double X rating is for simulation.

Oh, okay. I did it. I did it. Someone in the boot said like the Mace is. That was Eric. Was that Eric? That was the sound board. Oh, Jesus. And then I, all right right I'm closing the tab.

That's four. If you take the red pill in your erection last longer than four hours call a doctor. That's very funny. Thank you. It really was. I've never known that. It's so clever. It was good. If you Should we just end the podcast?

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that we got coming out in 2020 because I'm really, really excited. A lot of hard work been going on behind the scenes for the last six months or so trying to get a lot of this stuff ready to be seen by the viewers. And that's my piece. Now I'll just talk about my butt, talk about my toto toilet.

Mike is telling me that none of what I read is true. Did you get a bidet? Yeah, I did. How is it? Life-changing, right? Is it one that sits on top of the toilet? Yes. It's a toto one.

It's called the bidet S350 or something, 350S. So it wasn't like a $13,000 near-rest one? No, but it's not cheap. This is just the toilet, like the replacement of the toilet seat, right? Yeah, you take the toilet seat off or a train professional does, and they put it on. It has a heated seat, it has a electrolyzed water that mists to keep the bowl clean and sanitary.

Then it has the alien mouth that comes out and then it shoots oscillating or pulsating water that you can control the temperature at your butthole or your biffy if you're a girl and the direction and the frequency and the strength and the temperature. That's it right there. Can I know the word biffy? Can I come over and film that in slow mode? That was awesome. It looks like alien opening its mouth every time it comes out. So have you ever sat on it but said it to biffy and see where it hits?

It hits the bottom of your balls. Yes. Yes. But it's great because you can control like the temperature of the water. Is it have air too? It has air. You can control the temperature of the air. Hell yeah. it has air, you can control the temperature of the air, it dries your butthole.

Sounds like it's super energy efficient. So does that mean you avoid wiping? Are you still wiping? I'd still wipe at the end just to like, it's like a safety check. Is it constantly keeping the seat warm, even if no one's on it? This sounds horrible.

It's very minimal. Does it open when you're in the sun? Yeah, it's motion detected. So when I open the door, it opens and it's like, Hello Jeff, please deposit your specimen here. Hello daddy. Yeah. So you do that and you get a squatty potty in there?

Best shit of your life. Yeah. I need to get a squatty potty. Guaranteed. How do you throw up in one of those? Is it just normal? Like you see toilet vomit mode. And it just like doesn't do any of the fancy things.

I don't know if you're in just like doesn't do any of the fancy The water Your thing it's just a poll that comes out so gags you know what I don't throw up anymore now that I'm not a drunk I hope I don't find out I could get food poisoning I could yeah Or really bad migraine, but you're not like shoving dog tags up your nose anymore I want to do that again, dude when I just walked into your bathroom. I saw that Yeah. Ugh. More really bad migraine. Well, you're not like shoving dog tags up your nose anymore. Ugh. I don't want to do that again. Dude, when I just walked into your bathroom and saw that sink full of vomit.

I threw up so much, I clogged the sink. And then I just had a sink full of vomit. So incredibly blown away. That you snuck off while I was filming and didn't let me film that. You just disappeared. It came back with it through your nose and the sink was full of vomit.

One time when I lived with Jeff at the old house, I got food poisoning. We had gone to the movies. We saw Bruce Almighty in the theater. Good news. I think it's a politician. And I don't know if I ate something earlier the day or what, but we got back to your house. And I started feeling sick. And I tried to lay down to sleep it off. And then it was that thing where you wake up and you realize, like, now you got to let it out. And I got up and I was running to the bathroom. And I started feeling sick, and I tried to lay down, to sleep it off, and then it was that thing where you wake up and you realize, now you gotta let it out. And I got up and I was running to the bathroom

and I started vomiting and I tried to put my hand up against my mouth to keep it from coming out. But it just increased the pressure and it just like shot out in little jets. Like in every direction, like on me and then up on the walls and on the ceiling. So I sold the house. So it's like, I vom omitted, I felt better.

Then I turned around and it's like, oh, now I need to clean the entire bathroom. I'm coming from down in Dumber. Yeah, he's there, shit, everywhere. Everywhere. I had the same thing where I like, I ran, I sprayed, I've got the rest of it out, and then I turned around, and you just have to take in the mess you've made.

Yeah, yeah. So down there for five to 10 seconds, it'd be like, where do I start with this? Down here, I guess. You start from the top and we're going to wait down. Don't start from the bottom. Tell you from experience. Yeah, because you're just going to clean that again.

Right, you're going to be cleaning that over and over. Yeah. Fucking mess. But I have a bidet as well, or had a bidet. Right, I got a up. I did a really? Yeah. Well, that's going to be heartbreaking.

It wasn't the total. It was a different brand. But Michael bought a different brand over the weekend too. Yeah, the little thing that comes out, the alien tongue, it was stuck so it wouldn't go back in or come out anymore. So any time you would open it, it would just go, and it would just be trying to do something

and it wouldn't spray any water or anything like that. Wait, we'll stuck out or in? In the middle. So you're like taking dumps on the end of it and stuff? Nice. No, I just stopped using that toy. I wonder about that. Will I accidentally poop on the alien?

Oh, like if you do the nozzle, but it is, I've not even come close to my knowledge. You don't shit as far back as you think you do. I get really done, I guess. It retracts, it knows. I'll tell you what though, I didn't realize how bad my butt felt until my butt started to feel good. You know, you need one of these Gavin, you don't clean your asshole. I clean it good. I just don't use the traditional methods. How do you clean your bubble?

I just use this part of my hand instead of my fingers. Because that all these guys finger their assos to get it. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. You literally fucking stick your fingers in your ass. I'm not sticking my finger out my butt. You just use just use your hand to wash you let karate chop your ass. Yeah, let's see does Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, guess this is your a-ness clean it So you palm let's just go in over the top you know, I don't need to clean the inside of my bottle What I would say the bunny was standing he gets all these fingers in, you only need to do that if you shoot hot water up it.

I know, agree. So you sit on the toilet, reach over and like, do you, how do you wipe? You just lean over and wipe, but we were talking about in the shower. So you wipe it. It's like, dude. In the shower, he crawd a trops his butt. Oh, in the shower.

With the toilet paper, I just wipe like a normal human. Okay, but when I'm in the shower, he chronic chops his butt. In the shower. With the toilet paper, I just wipe like a normal human. Okay, but when I'm in the shower and I want to clean my asshole, I'm not delving in with my fingers. Do you not use wet wipes when you shit? I do. Me too. You just dry?

I feel like if it's a bad one, but usually I feel like it's bad to flush it, isn't it? Well, the supposedly the ones I have are flushable. I remember that. I remember that. I think it's just a load of bullshit. So, it cloaks the tanks.

And earlier, going back to an earlier conversation, I got clarification here. Okay. The X rating was originally created by the MPA for adult movies, which covered everything from violence to actual sex. The MPA failed to copyright the X rating, so the adult movie industry took it on

as a way to prove they were hardcore. Eventually adding another X to be even more hardcore, and then they said, fuck it, let's go big, and made it triple X. The NPA changed the X rating to NC17 so they could have adult content. So X and triple X are not actual NPA ratings, because they were copyrighted.

Oh, adult industry took them, and NC17 is the actual MPAA rate. Today. The morning though. So, thank you, Mike. I feel better now. Yeah, there you go. Back to your butt cleaning. I was trying to save you, Gavin.

It's been done. It's been discussed. Do you ever just like stretch out your cheeks? I thought you were going to different, different way with that. Like a breeze? No, it's like to get the water in there. Like if you stretch out your cheeks. I thought you were going to different, different way with that. Like a breeze. No, it's like to get the water in there. Like if you stretch out your cheeks

and let the water in the shower. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That gets it pretty good. So I did, I undertook, I undertook. I wanted to add to that conversation. A very lengthy project in 2019.

I tried to go through and for the entire year, I measured every mile I drove in my car and every bit of energy, every bit of electricity it took to charge my car at home. Did you start this at the beginning of 2019? I started at the end of 2018. This is why I like you. You do stuff that is interesting, but it's so boring

and I would never want to do much stuff. But the result is amazing. Yeah, that's the whole time. You like to go through the boring crap. Every day, I had to log how much electricity I was using and how many miles I had driven. If you forget, is there a way you can go back and look at the data?

I'm gonna save it all. But like if I didn't write it down in the day, no. Okay. I could, I could, you can Yeah. But like if I didn't write it down in the day, no. Okay. Oh, I could, I could, you can go back and reference the electricity usage. I could not go back and reference how many mile I drove. Where are you getting the usage data from?

The car from my electric company. How do they know? It's the car charging. Okay, so this was the thing. Okay. This is the end result. There's a lot of ugliness in the background that goes into making these numbers.

So what I did was I was charging my car at three in the morning when my house was using the least amount of electricity. So I could average what my phantom drain of the house was and pull that out. So you could do like a bunch of blank 3AMs and then charge the car 3AM. Right. And then you kind car 3am. Right.

And then you kind of figure out like what your car's actually using. There's some variants because in summer, my AC will kick on a little more. And then winter, my heater is gas powered and not electric powered. So you kind of have to, there is some averaging in there in order to try to figure out.

I also had to exclude some miles, like because I used the supercharger a couple times on road trips. So that's why the total cost isn't actually, like the, you can't divide the numbers that I show you there and get the total cost. It's actually a little off. But so charging at home,

we're an entire year driving about 11,000 miles was about $416. Is that good? It's about four cents a mile, yeah. So the equivalent with the average gas price for 2019 in Austin it would be like driving a car that was getting 68 miles to the gallon. Okay So a Geometro. Yes How did you do the math on how much gas you would have had to pay for?

How much gas I would have had to pay for I Didn't I have the data I could figure that out if I wanted to, but I'm not going to do it right now. On the podcast. That'd be a cool comparison there. Yeah. It would be a, I mean, it would be a good one. Because that's what I would want to say. How much you saved on gas?

I mean, if you, so, like I said, it's the equivalent of driving a 68 mile, a gallon car. If you have a 34 mile gallon car, it's double that. So it would be $932. Do you think you would drive less if your car weighed your tank and then took the current gas price and it just showed a dollar amount going down every time you drove it? No. You still got to drive. Still got to get places. Yeah. Sure. I just feel like whenever I'm in a cab and I just see the meat going up, I'm always just like,

you're like, drop me here. That's a lot more though. It's just scary just to see a number going up, and that's how much you have to pay. Mm-hmm. But yeah, it sucked. And the downside is I can't stop measuring it.

Like, I don't need to do it anymore, but I'm still up to any of my spreadsheet. Well, you've done it too much, so now you're like, it's routine. Yeah. I can't stop. How many spreadsheets do you keep? I have to do it anymore, but I'm still up to any of my spreadsheet. Well, you've done it too much, son. It's routine. Yeah. And I can't stop. How many spreadsheets do you keep? I have to keep telling myself,

I don't need to do this, but I'm still doing it. I need help. You need to stop me. You need to delete my spreadsheet. I don't know. I don't know, Barbara. I'm curious about that.

You seem like someone who would keep a lot of spreadsheets. He does. I like to save information. I like to know things. I don't like this. It's really bad. So I'm going to stop. That's it.

I'm not measuring. We're actually getting here today. It's like a change, right? It should it should. Right. That was my goal initially. A year of data that way I know. Yeah.

And that's it. Yeah. I've done. And now that you know, you know that the data is essentially worthless and there's no point it is worthless There is there's no point to doing I'm gonna check on you every day this week to make sure you're not updating your It'll be hardest tonight because this will be the first night where I'm not writing it except after that Then there's no way to get it back. Don't do it. Be strong. Be strong. It'll be the hardest tonight I guess he got sitting in front of the TV in a sofa just like shaking

His laptop he knows the number to say it because he checked before he got out of the car anyway Just want to see where your dumps. No Do you want to wait dumps? Do you want to see who takes the heaviest dumps? I if it was easy to wait dumps They did it on the Howard Stern show with high pitch Eric If it was the easy to weigh dumps, they did it on the Howard Stern Show with High Pitch Eric, and it was, I don't think it worked the way they thought it would. I remember being a let down. Why is that?

What was the let down? I don't remember. Like, dumps don't weigh as much as you want them to, maybe. I don't know. Do you think if you have to pee really bad that your urine would weigh more than a dump? Yeah, you can hold a lot of piss. You can hold a lot of piss, yeah.

Have you ever been like, oh, you can hold a lot of piss. You can hold a lot of piss, yeah. Have you ever been like, oh, I gotta take a fucking huge dump? I'm gonna weigh myself first in the way myself after the dump and see if there's a difference. I have, I don't think I've ever seen the dump. I don't think I've ever seen weight go down. I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever dumped a pound.

I never have, I never have, I never have a pound, but if you have a scale that does like, hit the pound, you need fine measurements. I think Trevor said that he had to purely badly and measured himself on our scale. And I think he said he lost 10 to the pounds. You find measurements. I think Trevor said that he had to purely badly and measured himself on our scale. And I think he said he lost 0.3 pounds after he beat. I wild him on the scale.

Yeah, watch the number go down. I did 0.6 pounds a pee the other day. Did you really? Yeah. That's a lot. So yes, I do this sometimes. I don't write it down though. I think dumps are spongy.

That would be gross. That's my other spreadsheet. It's spreadsheet. She got dumps like a truck. Truck, truck. Yeah, yeah, I'll stop. But yeah, I don't know if that was correct because point six seems like a lot of pee.

What do you love? I just wondered what the shit you have spreadsheets for you? Well, let me consult my seamen output spreadsheet The hard part there is do you measure my volume or by weight? Sure of jizz I'm kidding. I'm kidding It would change depending on how hydrated you are. Right. So, I was talking about the spreadsheet.

I kept, I probably shouldn't say her name, there's another girl who worked here. Becca. No, but it was someone who, her and I were single at the same time after being in a relationship for a long time. Oh, I know that was. And so both of us were on dating apps and stuff like that. And so we had a shared spreadsheet of all the guys we would go on dates with so that we would make sure we wouldn't cross the streets.

But we also filled out stats of like, like, penis size. No. All right, it was just stats. Just in terms of like, would we want to see this person again? Should we avoid this person in the future, blah, blah, blah, just for us to be aware of people who would see on dating apps, but it's probably a pretty terrible thing to do.

What to reduce people to, like, numbers? They didn't know. No, I just want to give a rating. No. Oh, you did. You did. Oh, scale. I bet they had that own algorithm where a bunch of different numbers, like the dick size No. Oh, you did. You did. You did. You still won't come in.

I bet they had their own algorithm where a bunch of different numbers, like the dick size and like the whole the other stuff. It also like adds to like a letter, like that person's a B. This is also stuff that we, like we started this spreadsheet as a joke at first. And like there was like maybe like four people on it. Like we didn't keep up with it.

Own it. You gotta like own this far right? I know. You keep it. You can't be coy about it. You gotta be like, yeah, keep up with it. Own it, you gotta own this barbaric. I know. You keep it coy about it. You gotta be like, yeah, we've been measured this shit. If it was me, like if I was using a dating app, I would be measuring like the effectiveness of different profile photos.

Yeah. What photo gets the most positive interactions versus negative interactions? But it's also like, this is a good way to remember because like, I'm sorry, every fucking guy has the same fucking name. They're all Chris, they're all Mike, they're all Dave. What?

What's your name? I'm a double. G-GF. Yeah, very rare. Did you date a Dave? Yeah, I went on a date with a Dave. How was Dave? Really?

Really? Usually you see? He was just like more entertaining on text than he was in person. Oh really? He only got three penis stars. That was probably, he got three balls out of two. Maybe he was just nervous, Barbara. Maybe, but also like you, you could tell if you're gonna connect with someone pretty quickly if you're having a good time.

Maybe you're in sympathy. It's different talking in person versus like a text-based medium, right? Like you don't have time to think up your reply or be witty. Like you have to be. And I totally get that. But if you're on a date with someone for a couple hours and like, it's literally like pulling conversation. Yeah, no, I'm not defending him.

Yeah. I'm saying like you learn a lot more about someone when you're actually, for sure. I mean, I could be way more clever in text than I am in person. Cause you got, yeah, you got time and you could actually like, you made a funny joke earlier. Thank you. My one after eight years.

You should just try taking the same amount of time in person that you would have a text. Oh, no, just pretend like you didn't hear it. Just wait. Like, I'm sorry, I was busy. I just heard it right now. Yeah, I was on the phone. I I just heard it right now. Yeah. I was on the phone, like, no you weren't, I see you, you're right in front of me.

Do you do that sometimes when if you're focused on something and someone says something, you just store it outside of your brain for a bit. And then when you're done, you then hear it. Have you done that? Yeah, I think I have. It's way down that works. Like you don't register any of the information,

but you can kind of compartmentalize what they said. Yeah, you're like buffer it. And then you finish and you're like, Oh, what? I feel like stuff like that would come up a lot in the call center. When you'd be like, somebody be talking to you, but you'll listen to a conversation over there

and you're like, okay, okay, now I can respond to you. Yeah, we were recording something over here earlier and it was kind of like that, where it's like a big group of people, like I'll kind of talk to each other at the same time. And I was trying to listen to like two or three different people. I'd be like, all right, get to you to that, where it's like a big group of people, like all kind of talking to each other at the same time. And I was trying to listen to like two or three different people, I'd be like, all right, get you to sing, get you in a second here,

and then like work your way backwards through, kind of tease what we were. A couple of conversations. You want to, it's up to you. I think so. Yeah, we were trying. Teasing the shit out of stuff tonight. Trying out some D&D content.

And Gus with all of his expertise is probably going to be leading the charge as our. Is your dungeon daddy? Was that a test today? Yeah, it was like, don't call me a dungeon master, call me your dungeon daddy. It wasn't a test today, it was building our characters. Oh, okay, so I thought you guys were testing them Friday.

Yeah, we're doing a test on Friday, but today was a character generation and stuff. Had that go. It was good. Do you want to share? That's what we were talking with Chris and that's where he had the mask upside down. Do you want to share? That's what we're talking with Chris, and that's where he at the mask upside down. Do you want to share who was in the test?

I totally missed it. Chris Barb, you're DMing, I'm sorry, you're D-Ding. Yeah, that's right, double D's. I'm really glad you said yes to that too. There was, people are so scared of you that there was a meeting where we were determining who should be the DM. And in the meeting, I was like,

I can talk to them, I know how to speak Gus, and people are like, oh, do you think? And then you were walking by, so I ran out and I grabbed you. And people were like, we're trying to figure out is he gonna say yes, is he gonna say no? And I'm like, people are really scared of you. What the fuck?

Why? They shouldn't be intimidating. You're like, don't be down. I'm like, you're fucking idiot. Just to marry this the other day, or like last month or two months ago, I was like, yeah, I feel like, people who work here don't wanna come and talk to me. He's like, whoa, I feel like you're super approachable. I was like, yeah, I feel like people who work here don't want to come and talk to me.

He's like, well, I feel like you're super approachable. I was like, well, yeah, you've known me for a long time. Like, I feel like you're one of the people who are like always down to do whatever. Like you're super easy going and stuff. I think it's because people assume that because you're one of the founders of the company that it's like, oh, we don't want to bother him

with this little thing or make him involved in something that we're doing. I get that too. Yeah. And it's like, it's like, ooh, we don't want to bother him with this little thing or make him involved in something that we're doing. I get that too. Yeah. And it's like, it really, it takes two seconds to realize that Gus and I are fucking stupid. We're just idiots. We're very easy to talk to us because we're dumb.

We're dumb. We like attention. So people should just walk up to you with a maths problem and just give it to you and then talk to you while you're slowing it. Say that they need help with a spreadsheet. But no, you are being very, very patient with us because most of the people in that room

have either never played or have very limited experience with Dungeons and Dragons. So yeah, I was getting a lot of questions. That's what it was. It was like queuing them up, like, all right, and then like trying to work back with all of them. Yeah, you're right. She asked me that, but this person asked me that before that,

so I'm gonna answer you first and then go back to you. I feel like you enjoy giving knowledge. Like you enjoy when you're an expert in a subject and people wanna know it. Yeah, you wanna talk about spreadsheets and... No, I don't. That's a lot of consumption. Talk to me about pivot tables.

And when I learned about pivot table, that was a, that was a life table. I never used a pivot table before. Tell no. I guess, no, I started using with Yvonne. Oh really? I had to use a Matina. Resonance scheduling.

I think yeah, just you did the schedule. I never did that. Fucking hated pivoting. I know. Why the fuck did you do the schedule? What do you know about subnet modulation? You are the way that you're going to. Just like the noisy of the sun.

This fucking just making upwards. So there was that, there's that, so you mentioned black box down. Yeah. It's another thing that we want to be working on that we're still kind of figuring out, but hopefully we'll be that we will see it out. Yeah. So we were trying to come coming up with all these different incidents that happened. And I had, I had, we did this,

we were doing this over the past couple of weeks. And I had grouped three together. There were three in particular that I wanted to do. I thought it would make, because you know that pilot episode we did, which is available for first members, the pilot episode covered a few different incidents that were all kind of related to one underlying issue

on a Boeing plane. So I thought, oh, you know, we might want to do that again. So I had compiled three different incidents where planes were shot down by missiles. And I was like, oh, we should do this as, you know, a self-contained episode, all like this. And then that fucking plane in Iran, the other day got shot down.

So that's a fourth one. So it's like, it's weird how these things can be cyclical or topical, like how the same thing can happen again. Because even the Boeing one we did as a test, it was like, oh, problems with the 737, underline issue, then it comes out like, oh, there's a problem with all these planes, you all need to be fixed,

which is still what's going on with the max now. But anyway, in this passenger jet in Iran, it's fucking terrible. That's the reason that was the mistake. Yeah. But first they said they didn't shoot the plane down. Then they said that the plane had banked incorrectly. It was headed towards a military base.

Then finally they said another plane didn't do anything wrong. They just, they thought it was a, they thought it was a, I don't understand that trickle of information too. Because they also announced that the beginning of the, like we absolutely didn't shoot it down. It was turning back the base for a mechanical air issue

or whatever. They're also in the process of giving over the black box data to the Ukraine. People are gonna know it got shot there. I think they were just hoping they could cover it up, right? It's like when you're a kid and you're like trying to hide something from your parents. Yeah.

I mean, they were trying to hide the crash site. Like they could they bulldoze it over. It's devastating. I guess it was a, I guess it was that black boxes were partially damaged too. So maybe they were hoping that the bomb part, they're the missile part didn't show up. They haven't found any remains, right? And is that just I don't know. They probably have. Okay. I read some article that they hadn't found anything from anybody. That would be very unusual. Yeah. Well, she's like, if they were trying to cover something up when it happened.

Yeah, but that's terrifying. Heart breaking. Yeah. No fault of anybody on that plane, no fault of the airline, of the manufacturing. Just fucking wrong place at the wrong time on the wrong fucking day. Bad. Bad situation because of world political tensions. Wasn't it a bunch of Canadians on that plane? Yeah. Half of the flight was Canadian. Wasn't a bunch of Canadians on that

world half of the flight was. Wasn't like 60 something. Yeah, I think so. Which I was surprised if I was like I wasn't aware that that many Canadians would be in that place. It makes me wonder if like maybe they were just trying to get out of country. I think that's what it was. They were just like back. Yeah. Yeah. Like it wasn't just a normal like that many Canadians flying in and out of the Ukraine on a Wednesday. Well, there was Iran I think I was flying into Ukraine. I think I think I think that's a popular leg. I think there's a big Iranian immigration Iranian immigrant population in Edmonton Canada, which I think is where they were all headed back to So I think that's like a popular route is like from Iran to the Ukraine then back to Canada. Yeah, that's the way that they that they normally fly

That makes sense Super super sucky. Yeah, there was a so then just fucking pointless and those people are dead for no reason Yeah, I mean same thing happened. What was it the Malaysia Airlines a few years ago? Malaysia 17 got shot down over Eastern Ukraine. Yeah, but Russians Russian stepartists. Right. It's like fuck. It's like just being on a plane, and you get shot down by a missile. Not the way I want to go. What were the other two?

The other two I had on there were, there was a Korean Airlines flight that got shot down by a Soviet fighter plane in the 80s. And the other one, oh, there was the other one was an Iranian air flight that got shot down by the US. Man, you the 70s or 80s? Do you remember that Russian fighter pilot movie from the 80s? Firefox, that was called Fox Fire, Firefox, Firefox. Yeah, it was the classic thing. Yeah, yeah, it was a movie. I remember that. I don't know why I just popped in a man. Was Fox Fire a different movie? Fox Fire is a different movie I think.

I think I've seen that. That's what Angelina Jolie in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's lesbian scene, right? Was that what you, is that what you heard? Fox Fire, 19 or 19 or 19. I watched it with you. Yeah.

You guys entered Angelina Jolie. What did you say? Are you into her? Oh, I thought you asked if I entered her. Uh, uh, what? God damn. Am I into Angelina Jolie? Yeah, I thought you asked if I entered her. Uh, what? God damn. Am I into Angelina Jolie?

Yeah, like a sheer type. I think she's everybody's type. Yeah. Some people are just transcendent, right? Like they're just like, they were talking about this, um, I think they were talking about this on this gossip podcast I listened to, where it's like Margot Robbie's the same kind of thing

where it's just like almost Robbie's the same kind of thing where she's like Almost too pretty or almost too attractive her in what was it wolf of Wall Street? Yeah, I said the movie she's in the bathtub. Oh No, that's yeah, though. No, she's in that pink dress and she has like her leg up and she's Leonardo Caprio I Questioned everything about myself in that moment. Yeah, good way. She's Yeah, I feel like some people would just be too attractive for sexuality in general,

where it's like, it's irrelevant. Oh yeah. You would just see them and not. So the notes, your friends, like that to me. Yeah? Like just like too pretty to be real. Yeah. And she just gets more attractive the older be real. Yeah, you know, and she just gets more attractive the older she gets. Like she's prettier today than the day she was in her

first movie, which was probably like two days in a valley or one of those. And she's just like she's prettier now in her 40s than she was in her 20s. It's crazy. She's not it. And a hard work, I assume. You guys saw hustlers when it was out. Yeah, I did see hustlers. That's not recently Hell can J. Oh in that. Yeah, saying she's what 50 50s What is she drinking? Water I mean by baby blood right I don't know Stem cells she's drinking stem cells. I'm sure blood I'm sure she looked great to begin with but I'm sure she probably worked her ass off even more Sure, she's gonna do that movie. Yeah, but 50

Fuck oh, yeah That was that was a good movie. You know what that means guess. There's hope for us yet I'm gonna turn it around. Yeah, the first 40 years of my life weren't great. What are you for? 44 and you're 42. I'll be 42 next month. Okay Go on up. You don't look a day over 35. Ah, thank you very much. You think down. Well, it I de-blowed it and indeed fuck I tried to unfuck myself. My face looks younger. What's that? You de-fucked. You had it right. Thanks. I'm doing any like skincare stuff. I mean moisturizer. Are you doing any skin care stuff? Huh. I mean, moisturizer.

My girlfriend owns a salon, right? So I get product that I'm told to use from time to time, but I certainly wouldn't say it's regimented or with any kind of regularity. Because when you start falling apart, she like gives you something like here, put this on. I think so, yeah. Just like start like, ooh, don't go outside yet.

Put that on, you know. You're looking a little fucked up. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm having a thing now who I realize that in winter, now I get dry skin, which was never a thing I had before. You loosening up every night? Not every night, but yeah, every now and then.

It's like, gotta put some lotion on. Have you noticed any other changes like that? Or you're just like, you're just bodging to your lower? Yeah. That's a joke, they're not. I mean, my balls definitely are. Great hair on my balls are hanging lower. Yeah, that's a joke. They are not I mean my balls definitely are gray hair on my balls gray hair is

Rough true. That's like I'm not I'm not really going gray anywhere other than my balls You pull it I have I have gray hair on my balls as well and I have pulled it on occasion and So I feel like fuck gross get it out there and then Gray hair is bigger and heart like thicker than normal hair And it's like ripping your dick off. Yeah, I don't do that anymore. I just like, I go, I'm gracefully gray down there. Yeah, I found gray chest hair and they're like little tubes

like fallin' thicker. Yeah, it's cool. They're more coarse. Yeah. Gray hair. You found a gray? Not yet. Although it's harder for me to tell because I'm blonde.

So there could be some grays in there that I just don't know about. Do you color your hair at all? Yeah, I get some highlights. I get blonde highlights. My natural hair color is like pretty dark blonde. You can see it like under there. But yeah, I've been doing that for 10 years at this point. Really?

Yeah. So my entire adult life basically. It's a lie. Yes, it is a lie. Do you know who Michael Schumacher is? entire adult life basically. It's a lie. Yes, it is a lie. Do you know who Michael Schumacher is? Yeah. The F1 driver.

Yeah. Because he had a skiing accident. Right. I was like five years ago now. I think it was 2013. I was just reading about it because I'd forgotten that happened. And he's all messed up and in a wheelchair and can't communicate well.

And it's because he fell while skiing and he hit his head on a rock. Fuck. And it's cause he like fell while skiing and he hit his head on a rock. Fuck. And it was interesting because that rock was just sat there his entire life on that cliff, waiting for him to just smack his head on it. If you could go back in time and just move the rock for him, but it would take like a week off your life would you do it?

I mean, I was asking Dan this on the way here. I was like, what if it's cost you a year? And he was like, hell no. I was like, what if it cost you a week? And he was like, I don't know the guy, but it's bad that it happened to him. If it took me a week to move it, I'd probably move it. Here's the thing. Here's why that's a slippery slope.

Because if it could happen once, then it did, and people know you did did it then you're gonna start getting more rock I would assume nobody knows that you can't do it But you know this person. Oh, so it's complete anonymity. That's what I think you could choose for it to be anonymous What if he's a like a terrible person? Oh, he might be I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't know. I just thought it was sad that he had such a Successful career and then he just smashed his head. Yeah, it's like so sudden. He survived all those potential car wrecks and...

Okay, what if it didn't? Sonny boned. What if it didn't cost you any of your life physically, but you had to like pay and go there? That's a pain go there. Where was it? Was it like a Switzerland or something? I think it was in French Alps or something.

That sounds nice. Yeah, I've never been to the French Alps. I mean, can I go? Maybe I can make a vacation out of it. We give it a content. I asked this to dad as well. He was like, well, yeah, because I could go skiing. Let's say it's on a swing.

He was just like, oh, I just take care of this before I leave. Just move the rope. Yeah, I could take a vacation and then help someone out. Do you think there's any snow on that mountain in Australia where we went skiing it in 2004? Sure. Right now because the fires and stuff. Oops.

Yeah, why not? Fire can't go up a mountain. I didn't think about that. The elevation of the oxygen's thinner. Right, exactly. There's no fire. Yeah. How is that?

What's the status on that right now? The Australian fires. I think they're still under fire No, there's no fire. Yeah. How is that? What's the status on that right now? The Australian fires. I think they're still. They're still under fire. They're just not being contained whatsoever. That's terrible. Yeah.

You see this thing about Jeff Bezos donating. I think it was like 650,000 dollars or Amazon or whatever it was. And then someone's like, yeah, this model on Instagram who was taking naked photos donated 700 or got 700,000 dollars but the richest man in the world is donating 650,000. Which, you're still donating money. Yeah. Don't get me wrong but I, people are, I guess,

charity shaming him. Every bit helps, right? Right. There are people like Chris Hemsworth who donated like a million dollars. Yeah. I'm gonna stop people telling him him like why can't you donate two million and challenge everyone else in the Marvel universe to do it as well I mean the guys Giving a lot of money

I'm not caring. We also assume That celebrities like Chris Innsworth are worth like way more money than they might actually be worth You know like I was really surprised when Heath Ledger died Chris Amesworth are worth way more money than they might actually be worth. I was really surprised when Heath Ledger died, I remember reading that he's net worth was only 600 grand. When it was all said and done. He only had 650,000 dollars in assets or something, which is why that movie, it was a British movie, or a movie that was filmed in England with Johnny Depp and a bunch of people, they all donated the money they made from the movie to remember his daughter to help provide for her future Because he just didn't leave her a lot because he didn't have a lot, you know

I wonder yeah, I wonder if that's from not making a ton or just from spending a lot a little bit of everything and plus You got to think too like at that level like a guy like Keith ledger Or a guy like Chris Hemsworth has an agent and a manager. There goes 20% of your money right there. Taxes fucking like it goes away quickly at that level. Like well those things where you make $20 million on a movie and then you have $9 million in your pocket. Which is still a lot of money. But you know it goes away very quickly. Honestly, you might not even have that much. Just taxes alone. a lot of money, but it goes away very quickly.

Honestly, I might not even have that much, just taxes alone. Taxes alone. Yeah, and then everything else, yeah. What's the highest bracket? Currently, is it like 35%, like so. It used to be a lot higher. So it was way higher than that.

Just for income, no, I don't think so. I think there's other special types of money you can get that are taxed higher. Like I think inheritance tax is higher than that. But the more money you make, the easier it is to hide that money. Right. And that pay taxes on it, which is why companies like Amazon don't pay taxes. You know, see highest tax bracket in the USA. Man, they should donate all the money that they would have paid in taxes.

They should. I'll say that. They could buy Australia, probably. 37%. 37%. It's, yeah, but it's like, it's just like being a movie star doesn't mean you're rich, you know? Those people don't make, or the people that are rich are rich in like, by orders of, like

crazy orders of magnitude, like the fucking, the amount of money that Robert Downey Jr. made off of Marvel as opposed to Mark Ruffalo, it's like incalculable, you know, because he had that crazy back in deal. Isn't he like the highest paid actor in Hollywood? Robert Downey Jr. I don't know if he is now, but his deal, because he was kind of considered washed up when they hired him, his deal, he got that back in deal,

he makes money on every Marvel movie. I think that Iron Man appears in, even if he doesn't appear in. Yeah. He was on Stern insinuating that the last movie, I want to say, Eric, you can cry me if I'm going to be able to hear this. But it was somewhere in the neighborhood of like $150 million,

he made off the last movie alone. Wow. That both of them, because they were, I don't know. I think just the last one. I don't know. Oh,, because they were, or I don't know. I think just the last one. I don't know. Oh, I see. Probably both.

I don't know. And that's just me, I might be misremembering that, but it's like, it's crazy. Crazy how much money you can potentially make. Yeah. Or how much money you won't, if you got a bad agent or you're untalented. Untalented or you're un-proven or easily replaced actor actress, you know That I'm Speaking of movies. I'm happy you know, they announced the Academy of Ordnance is today I'm happy that

Parasite got a nomination for best picture. Yeah, it wasn't just relegated to like best foreign language film or do I best international film It's it's in there as well. Do you think they changed the name? It's not best foreign language film anymore Now it's best international film. Gotcha. Do you think it has a shot of winning best picture? Do you think they'll just give it? I think you're international. You can give it international. I think I out of all the movies that are nominated that I've seen, which I think is most of them, I think it's my favorite out of them. It's 11 movies, right? Nine for best picture. Can you name them all? Let me look them up. Once upon a time in Hollywood, which is a fantastic movie. Not best picture quality.

Not best picture. It's a really good movie, but it's not the best picture. There's JoJo Rabbit is up there. JoJo Rabbit is in there. It's a Scarlett J. Hudson. There's a Scarlett J. Hudson. There's Scarlett J. Hanson is nominated for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress. Yes.

Because there's a marriage story. There's a marriage story. Which I can't watch because it's a no-bomb off film. That's gonna be saddest fun. Best picture. Ford vs. Ferrari. The Irishman, Jojo Rabbit, Joker, Little Women, Marriage Story,

1917, once upon a time in Hollywood, Parasite, that's it. Yeah. Nine. That's 17, 1917 though. I have a need. Yeah, people really say. Or Little Women.

We were just talking before the podcast about uncut gems. Oh yeah. You and I both saw it last night. Yeah, and you guys haven't seen it? Not yet. Yeah, I just, I wasn't crazy about it. It's hard to watch.

It was technically a very good movie. Yes. And performance wise, very good performances. Very interesting stylistically and yes, yeah But it's hard to enjoy a film where you there's no likable or redeemable character in the movie it's hard to have by emotional by it for me It was that mixed with I have trouble with movies and TV shows where There's multiple characters talking at once,

but literally the entire time and they're always yelling. Whereas it's like, I just want to understand who's saying what and what's going on here and it was constantly adding the leather. Is that done because they want the audience to not really understand what's being said? I think it's tension. They're trying to build tension through that whole movie.

Like you're stressed out the entire time. It's like a series of escalatingly bad choices. I think it's tension, I'm trying to build tension through that whole movie. Like you're stressed out the entire time. It's like a series of escalatingly bad choices over and over and over again. And every time you see an out, the characters choose not to take that out. But that's almost like, you could say the same thing about breaking bad.

Yes, except I think that there is a, that you can, I think that there, Walter White's character is a little more nuanced and you can understand the reason he's doing a lot of stuff he does. By the end. By the end. It's all reprehensible.

Sure. Bad decisions. Sure. But at some point you like Walter White. Sure. And you like Jesse pretty much all the way through. Yeah. At least I did.

Yeah. I found Jesse to be a redemptive character and a likable character all the way through. Yeah. At least I did. Yeah. I found Jesse to be a redemptive character and a likable character. Yeah, I get to make a story's more about him. Adam Sandler plays a prick and he's a prick the entire movie. And there's never a moment when he's not a prick. And everyone in that movie is a prick. And everyone in that movie. Except for Kevin Garnett, who's just, this is weird.

He's just Kevin Garnett. He's just being Kevin Garnett. Everybody in the movie is a fucking prick. Yeah. It's funny you said that because I kind of felt the same way when I watched Joker. Yeah, no, I totally agree. Kind of a despicable character. He's like, are you supposed to cheer for him?

Like, he's the villain? Is he a man, Thigh Hero? Right. No, he's a prick. Yeah, I agree. Knives out should have had more nominations. Did it have any? It's like, find it up.

Consider it snubbed. It's a really, it was a really clever movie. I don't know that it was best. I don't think it should win movie of the year. But it was a really good movie. Knives out was nominated for best writing original screenplay. I can see that. I can get that.

The Greenlit sequel to that. Yeah. About Ben Wobblank, who's the character, uh, Daniel Craigplace. I finally thought- So much fun. You mean talking about a forever, I finally saw JoJo Rabbit. Yeah. The other day. What'd you think? It was good. I thought that the-

and when I watched it, I thought the first half wasn't as good as the back half. Like I felt like the first half was kind of, okay, yeah it gets fine, but then like the back half really pays it off. And like by the time the movie over, I was like, that was a really good movie. Yeah. I love films that use such strategic comedy writing throughout, so that whenever there's something really devastating that happens, it pays off so much stronger.

Because your emotions are at such a high that that is such a low, that just really gets you. The funny scene where Steve and Merchant and the Gestapo come over, and everyone's just high-hitluring each other. And it's like really gets you. The funny scene where Steve and Marchet and the Gestapo come over, and everyone's just high-heat-learing each other. And it's like, over and over, it's like, like a high-heat-lear, a second for like two minutes. Yeah.

I would love to see the script pages. Did any of you guys see marriage story? Not yet. I feel like Trevor and I were talking about that. We feel like we need to be in the right mindset to watch that. He's a really talented dude, no bomb ball, but he just makes disturbing stuff for all the ones.

Well, he did. His first movie was a movie called Kicking and Screaming, which is a great coming of age college movie. Not the Will Ferrell Kicking and Screaming. It was one before that. But he made a movie, he co-wrote Fantastic Mr. Fox, which I did not like, but he made Squid in the Whale, which is another movie about divorce.

But it's about the kids going through the divorce, not the parents. But it's heartbreaking. Like I don't know if you've ever seen Squid in the Whale, but you will leave that movie going. That was a fantastic movie. A big boy do I feel bad about myself and everything when it's over.

I just assume that marriage story will be the same kind of thing because that's kind of him. But, er, I just, I'm curious to see it now because of, I want to see Adam Driver and Scarlett Chances performance. Supposedly, supposedly phenomenal. Yeah. Was he nominated for anything? Adam Driver?

I think he was also nominated for Best Actor, no? No, an actor in the leading role for Marriage Story. Yeah. He's really good. He's very good role for Merritt Stark. Yeah. Yeah. He's really good. He's very good. He's a great actor. I watched the first few seasons of girls.

He's great in that. Yeah, I liked him so much in girls. He's had the reason to watch the first few seasons of girls. He's fantastic to that whole thing. I forgot he was in that. Did I still make that end that show? It's over. It ended a while, yeah. Yeah, I think I watched the first three seasons of the show. It's over. It ended a while ago.

I think I watched the first three seasons. That's why I watched first three. Something like that when I stopped. We finally watched Silicon Valley. You guys seen that show? I've seen the first half of the first season. Not the first five episodes. Not to be.

We finally finished. I know I talked on the podcast bad as watching it, but we actually finished it. We just blasted through. It was only six seasons. What's getting through? Absolutely. Is there a best season?

I think the first two seasons are still my favorite. But that show, and this is something you need to prepare for, which you'll pick up quickly watching that show, is that that show has such a formula to it of people making terrible, terrible decisions and somehow finding a miraculous way through it. Or like something happens that just like, essentially makes that point move completely.

It's one of those shows that I know I would love if I watched it more, but, and I love Mike Judge. I really do, everything Mike Judge does pretty much except for idioticity. And I just, Jack kind of jacked it. Yeah. Kind of he wouldn't stop talking about it for so long that he kind of turned me off for,

and it takes a while to get past that. He turned you off on it? Yeah. Would you say he jacked off? Yeah. He jacked it off. That's what he did to bring him back. It took me a long time to get it to bring him back

because of him. He jacked it off. I think I started watching, he's jacking that show off so bad, so hard. I think I started watching, bringing bad, because I knew Shannon was in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I was like, oh, like,

I wanna watch his show to get to that point. I think he's in it every time I watch it. I'm like crazy. So cool. Fucking crazy. And the fact that he just has like a one-on-one scene with Brian Crenston. How cool is that?

That's super fucking cool. Hey, did any of you guys watch the Eddie Murphy SNL? Yeah, I did. What did you think of it? I thought it was good. That was really good. I thought, I can't remember all of the skits right now at the top of my head, but I didn't think

there was anything that was particularly bad. Like normally you watch everybody like, they kinda like, the gumbee stuff is okay on the news. But that was the closest thing to falling flat today. The gumbee stuff was like irrelevant nowadays. Yeah, nobody really even knows what the fuck gumbee is. Yeah, but his Mr. Rogers neighborhood that he brought back and like, uh, all that was fantastic. I was really, and I was surprised I didn't hear a lot of, I heard a fair amount of chatter

leading up to it. And then I just feel like after it came out, I didn't see a lot of people talking about it, but I thought it was totally lived up to the height. Well, I mean, that might be best case, honestly, because like, you came back and no one's like, oh, it was terrible. He came back and it's just like, killed it. He just kept going, just like, you never left just on top of his game still. Yeah. So I think honestly, that's probably best case scenario for that kind of thing. Yeah. Talk about an impossible standard to have to live up to and all that time and he was able to do it. Is he the biggest star ever to come out of SNL?

I mean, you would have to, that bull's down to who's the biggest star. Like, he probably made the most money because of, if for no reason for Shrek. Him, well, he was the highest-grossing actor of all time for a while. Then he took a seat, a back seat for a little bit. I think Tom Hanks is now or Sam Jackson is up there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, next to, I mean, Robert Downing Jr. Adam Sandler. Robert Downing Jr. He was on us enough for one season. I don't remember that. Yeah, I don gonna say like 86. Right, it was the same time like Julia Louis-Dreyfus was on.

I'm trying to think of who else. Will Ferrell, I guess, would be up there. Oh yeah. Um, Tina Fey. This fucking list. I'm looking at a business insider list of the most successful SNL alumni and this can't be a correct list.

It's got Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, Mike Myers, Kevin Neillin, Julia Louis-Dryfus, Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd. Some of those obviously very successful, some of them, less successful. Like it seems weird to, I mean there's a whole, there's 25 few months, let's not even go through all of them, but just like reading the first few, it's like it's very inconsistently.

In terms of revenue, I would say it's probably gotta be Eddie Murphy or Adam Sandler, and I wouldn't be surprised if Adam Sandler had more money than Eddie Murphy because Adam Sandler produces all his own shit, and he pumps out so much content still. I mean he puts out like four Netflix movies a year now. That's real money. Yeah, but I mean remember after the the Sony pictures, email hack, like they were just talking shit about him the whole time, like they don't understand why he was getting such good deals. I felt like the studio

felt like they were getting the short end of the stick and making deals with it. I do remember that. That he was the one profiting off of his own movies. Well, there you go. Yeah. So if I like, like, they may be, they may have been the case for a while, but maybe that's why he's doing the Netflix stuff now. Maybe he's like out of the traditional studio system and just,

maybe working over there with Netflix. That's the goal, right? Just get to the point we can just make whatever you want. Yeah. And when, like, we kinda do that. All those moves are good too. Like that, have you guys see that movie he did with the Netflix movie he did with What's Her Face, Rachel from Friends?

Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston. That was great. The murder mystery movie? Yeah, it was totally fun. What was it called again? Murder mystery. Oh, it was actually called Murder mystery.

I think so. Or something like that. If he had a schoolmate of mystery. It was great. Yeah, I haven't seen it. The one he did with David Spade, where he was like an old high school friend and wore leather jacket, that was great. There were a lot of decent ones.

The one, the Sandy Wexler was terrible. The trailer for that looked awful. Like, I don't think I could finish that trailer. It was not good, but like, he's had a lot of really, it's like a lot of his Netflix stuff's decent. Did I read that Netflix is going to have 24 films next this year? Did you?

It's either Netflix or one of the other services, but I thought it was Netflix. It's going to have 24 original films. Like two a month? Yeah. It seems high. For what they typically put out. I know, it's like it's kicking it over drive. They have 24 nominations, South Jewry? No.

Number of Netflix movies. I feel like I hardly ever watch movies on Netflix anymore. I eat same. They mostly just, I don't know, a lot of good stuff on Hulu and HBO. I feel like it's mainly because no one really talks about it. Like I never had no one has just like, oh, you've seen this Netflix movie. Well, the people were like that with like bird box.

I mean, it comes out every now and then. Oh, yeah. I've been to all of the Witcher this weekend, which was like eight episodes. It's like eight hours. That's four movies. Are you also playing the video game? It made me want to reinstall the video game and play it again. Trevor watched all of the Witcher now.

He's playing the video game. Yeah, I was like, that was really good. Like I need to reinstall the video game and play it again. Trevor watched all of the Witcher now. He's playing the video game. Yeah, I was like, that was really good. I need to reinstall that. I didn't make it. That's the first episode I get back. The first episode was the weakest one. Then it got really strong. I think episodes like two through five were amazing. Start to falter a little bit at six and then I think it kind of, like it's weird to say, I felt like that season could have used another episode.

Like they could have had a little more time to flesh some stuff out. Cause I feel like some arcs were kind of just like cut. Yeah. I'm having trouble watching stuff because of this goddamn Jim's award achievement. And your TikTok addiction probably doesn't help. Yeah, that's really bad.

That's bad time stuff. You're spending an hour a day watching TikTok. I didn't get it, I'm all falling asleep. That's the that's it. You're spending an hour a day watching TikTok. That's a bad, like I'm all falling asleep. That's the percentage of the day. I don't have a TV in my bedroom. You got a phone? It's got an Netflix on it. He's still playing Halo.

Well, I didn't have Millie last week, so I can, but we will, I have it this week, so yeah, we will. We're gonna finish Halo one this week. How much would it take for you to learn a TikTok dance? Oh, yeah, it's just different right now, for free. Okay, cool. Do it. No, I mean, I guess this is tough right now for free. Okay, cool. Sorry. Do it.

No, I mean, I don't know one right now. Like a dad. Well, now. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That you know when you try and start a generator,

but you don't get on the first comp, you're like, go, go, go, go, go, go. You get on the first comp, that's what that was like. Yeah. Can you floss? I that's what that was like. Yeah. Can you floss? I'm not doing that shit again. I just video me, Millie teaching me to floss

and spain someone. It was on Instagram. I just see a lot of this. Do you? Like this, I see this on TikTok. I don't know what it, it's like, people, it's like a dance move. You know what I'm saying that a lot?

I don't know what I'm saying that much. What is that, Eric? What time? He doesn't know. Why would I know? He's not him. He's not him. Why would I know that? You're always that a lot. I don't know what I've seen that one. What is that Eric? What is that Eric? He doesn't know. Why would I know? Have you seen me? Why would I know that? You're always on TikTok.

What? All the time I pass by you and you're on like a TikTok. And you're on a TikTok addiction? Yeah, like non-stop. I don't like this. You know what I'm saying? I'm not for this.

You know what I'm saying? You can see your app usage. What's your TikTok? I don't have TikTok. God, my hair is embarrassing probably. This sucks. This is a shitty rumor. Don't be ashamed. You're not on camera. You can't refute it.

It's okay, man. I'm fucking TikTok's awesome. Are you worried? Are you worried that TikTok's not cool, Eric? No, I have no interest in it. They killed Vine. I don't care. They just said Vine. They killed Vine. I don't care. They just don't know. That is a little vine. Vine killed vine, whatever. Take some way better version of vine than Vinylus. No, be looking at your house.

I don't know where to find it. Where do you find your house? Screen time and usage. I think that's what it is. I only ever get the weekly report. I just wait for Sunday morning. Oh, I use my phone more this week or your phone less this week. And then do you just go cool?

Yeah, it's really take it. Oh, I said more text messages this week and then last week. That's weird. I should do nothing about it. But you love data. You need to correlate that and put it in a spreadsheet. But that's not important to me. I see you're going to start something bad.

Because now I'm thinking I should be saving that every week. Data is graphing like a year long Yeah, you can probably go in what is the average number of texts you send in a week throughout the course of Twenty-two? Yeah, it doesn't parse that data one to me each week Sometimes to I think I think that's the last week. Oh, I should mark. Oh, cuz the pre-record. Yeah, cuz we got a pre-record You didn't follow up one. I didn't want to ask all at once Psych one confirmation the other one confirmation Gavin did the at once. Psych one, confirmation, the other one, confirmation. Gavin did the very Gaviny texts with me

over the holidays where he texted me and said, I miss you. And I said, That was personal. Oh, I miss you too. That was a personal text. I miss you too. And I, we should hang out soon

and then he just never responded. Oh, bullshit. Did I really not? Then he didn't respond for like a week. Bull! I have. Did you? He's looking at up.

Yeah. Right. He's, he's, he's searching on his phone. Like he, he didn't, yeah. Where are you on this? He can't find you in his text message. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here you go.

He's, He's loading. Well, no, I immediately replied. There's that bit. Well, you can't talk about that bit. But you didn't reply about hanging out. I know there was no off-tangout. All right. Hey, wanna hang out?

Yes. That's the first time you've ever asked me. Bull, let's do this. Oh, see, wanna hang out? Yes. That's the first time you've ever asked me. Bull! Let's do this. Oh, see, these lies on this podcast. I also paid Barbara back for that ticket. I always wanna hang out, and I did. Yeah.

I, uh. Go. I had a weird thing happen to me this past weekend. I was at the grocery store, and I was walking down the aisle. And, uh. Do you got an HB or Central Market or Whole Foods? This particular time I was at Whole grocery store and I was walking down the aisle. Do you got an HB or Central Market or a Whole Foods? This particular time I was at Whole Foods. And I was walking down the aisle and someone was there and he looks at me and goes, Gus?

And I thought it was like someone who nice me from RCT stuff. And I go, yeah, hey, what's going on? And I looked in and I was like, oh, it's my old roommate from college. Gel? No, no, no, like when I was actually at Rice. Oh, were you halfway through giving him an oral grudge? I was getting ready to leave you like, oh, when I was like, I was like, oh, what the fuck are you doing here?

It's just like so weird out of context to see someone that you haven't seen like in 20 years. Who, wait. The last time you saw him was in Houston. Well, the last time I saw this person was actually in Austin. Oh, OK. He had moved up here for a bit. I bumped into him literally 18 and a half years ago.

It was 2001 the last time I saw this guy. And being like, oh, what's the answer? How's it going, right? What are you up to? What's going on? It was just so weird to have that moment where I'm expecting it's someone who organized me because of work.

It's like, oh no, it's someone who knew me before all of that. 2001. Yeah. You could have asked him what he thought of every single Halo game. I like how that's he contextualized time. Do you not like put stuff on? How do you file time? I usually do it by like what I was doing. Yeah, then he had like two kids who ran up to him who were both like teenagers are like, oh. And they were like, Gus?

They were like, you have kids now. I was like, damn. The last time I said you like, these humans did not exist. Yeah, I wonder is Millie enjoying Halo? That was made before she was born. Yeah. Do you play a video game that was made before you were born, whether or not?

What video game would have been made before he was born? Before 1975, maybe Paul. No, I think Paul might have been 75. I can't think of it any solitaire. Oh, Gus says you owe me 20 bucks. 72, I paid him his fucking money. Okay, Gavos Gus? For what?

Gav doesn't owe me anything? Give us a note, anything. Pong was made in 72. So yeah, that would be it. 72. You're gonna play Pong? Yeah, I've played Pong for. That's my first video game. Was it? Yeah. My first video game was joust, and I don't like it. I still don't like joust. I love joust. I love joust. Just joust. Just hard. Which one is joust?

It's the two people on the hostages, and you have to get higher and hit the other person, and then if you take too long, like lava starts creeping up on the bottom of the screen. I was not into it. It was like the left and right on the joystick, and then you would have to hit a button to flap the wings. Then you would go left to right,

and you would try to get a little higher than the other person and knock them off their ostrich. They had it at the pizza inn in Portland, when I was a kid and I would go and play it. What percentage through your gems of war achievement? Three percent. Oh! Yeah.

It was. Have you pulled out of war to go from two percent to three percent? You guys don't make it. What time will you get it? Like how long will it take you to get it? I think I'm just gonna take me three years. Maybe more. Does anyone else have that achievement yet?

I don't know. It says 0.01% of competing it. I think somebody has to, because I think in the process of getting certification, you have to prove that it's achievable. So they probably had to show that somebody could or did do it. It's probably a dev or somebody, I mean, it's not impossible to get the achievement,

especially if, like, I quit playing between the last, when I finished the game, and then when they decided to fuck me, there was probably about 60 days there that if I had been playing every single day Knowing ahead of time that that achievement was coming. I could have made a lot of progress So if somebody just happened to be playing that way they probably could have and somebody who plays a lot more than I do Could probably do it, but I'm I'm that I'm a solid hour hour and a half a day every day And I would say I can get a probably a percent a week right now if I wanted to. Wow. Yeah. It's rough, man. It's not good. It's a tough life. It's not. Yeah, it's rough. I had another. I have big glitches. I don't know. I don't know. Angry bird's face is a glitch. I'm still mad about that.

I know the other weird thing happened to me this weekend. I was at Whole Foods, same day that I ran into my roommate. I was in the grocery store, my phone rang, it was a number I didn't recognize, so I didn't answer it, let it go to voicemail. Then it left me a voicemail and it was my credit card company. They said, you know, we know someone's usual activity on your account, can you call us back? First of all, I'm like, yeah, right, it's probably fake numbers, they're phishing, but in the message, they knew the last four digits of my phone number.

So I call the number that I know is the fraud department for my credit card. And I call and they do all the verification with me and everything. And the person on the phone says, so we know someone's usual activity in your account. Can you just check your charge? Just make sure everything's okay.

So I load up my mobile banking app, look at it. Like, yeah, it's all, all of this is fine. There's nothing unusual here. And then he still on the phone went over with me like my last five transactions. Yeah, that was me, that was me, that was me. And he's like, okay, well, the reason we called you today is not that anything unusual, and not that any unusual charges are posted to your account, but someone has your credit card number and they called customer service

and they tried to access your account via the phone and they couldn't answer any of your security questions. What the fuck? And they was like, what? And they said, do you know anybody with this phone number and they read me a phone number? I was like, no. Do you call that number?

No. It's like, well, someone from this phone number knows your credit card number. They call the customer service and they're trying to access your account. Holy shit. They said, so we're canceling your credit card. And we're sending you a new one.

Call it a good idea. If you catch, why would someone steal a credit card number and then call the customer service number on the card? Can they call it, assume that all you need is that number and then they can't do it. But what would they get? Why not be it to reset both Transfer the funds from your account to you pull like a cash advance or something. Yeah, so let me ask you question then because Bernie

You and Bernie and I were on a text thing about that this weekend But I thought he initiated that conversation. He did It just happened randomly that that happened at that exact moment. That's really weird. It's really weird. Yeah It was just really really because I don't understand randomly. That could happen at that exact moment. That's really weird. It's really weird. Yeah. It was just really, really bizarre. I don't understand why. I was like, why was there first instinct to call customer service?

I don't know. So strange. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't there first. Maybe they just, like the last. There were no other charges. Maybe they want to get sent a new card. Maybe.

Because they had your number, but they don't have a physical card that they want. Maybe they were helping to verify the fucking, I don't know, the expiration date or something. Okay, maybe. I don't have a physical card that they want. Well, maybe they're helping to verify the fucking, I don't know, the expiration date or something. Okay, maybe, I don't know. I don't know, but I know they get it. That's the crazy thing. Right.

Like, where do they get it? I feel like I'm not Lucy Goosey with my credit card. Like, I'm not just throwing it around. Lucy Goosey. Lucy Goosey is really, really bizarre. And then, and then our same day, I was hit by a fucking car. Well, on foot. Yeah. Is that the same almost get hit by a car you're telling me? It's the same fucking same one.

How close was it like set that up for me? I was, uh, I had stopped by the easy tiger that's over here, like right by I-35. And to get easy tiger. It was good. It's good. So I was pulling it in the parking lot. And there was a woman who was leaving and she was getting into her Prius. And there was an empty spot next to her Prius. So like she crossed her front of my car, then I passed her, she's getting into her car and I park right next to her in the empty spot. So I park getting out of my car, close the door and I have to walk behind her car to get to Easy Tiger. I'm walking behind her car and since it's a Prius, she starts backing up,

but it's in electric mode. So I only hear like the tires crunching on the gravel, and I turn and I look, and she's like, less than a foot away from me, like backing up, not slowing down. So I have to like jump out of the way, and I yelled at her, and then when I yelled, like then she hit the break.

What is she yelling? I was like, hey, and she stopped. And I was like, and I know I used to have a Prius. I know she has a fucking backup camera. Yeah. And she could have turned around. It's like, how the fuck do you not see that there's someone right behind you?

Did it was she apologetic? She was just really frazzled. Yeah. And then she's like, oh, sorry, whatever. It's like, whatever. So I just kept walking and went and bought my stuff. What'd you get? I bought a baguette., whatever. I was like, whatever. So I just kept walking and went and about my stuff. What'd you get? I bought a baguette.

I did. I was buying some bread. You didn't get any coffee? No, no, it was in the evening. I was going to cook something for dinner. So I wanted some bread with it. Anyway, so I came really, really, really super close to getting hit.

I had to stop for a second. And think about it. I almost got knocked to the ground by this card. It was super, super fucking close. Earlier today, after we recorded the D&D thing, I was like, oh, there's something I want to get before we do anything else. So I ran over to Dragon's Lair, which is a local... Comic book shop and D&D shop. I got run over Dragon's Lair and I picked up something that we need in order to to to tape some more and as I'm leaving Dragon Slayer

That same fucking woman is next to me at a red light Like I pull up next to a white Prius and I look over and it's her What are the odds in all fucking Austin? She's gonna think you'll come in for her She was right there again. You see you. No, you guys are come in for her. She was right there again next to you. No. You guys are synced up. Apparently. You're destined to find each other. How old is she, she hot?

She's older, she's probably, if I had to guess, mid to late 50s. It's got a Prius though. She's got a Prius. She's got a business, it's got like one of those magnetic. I think she might be your soulmate. Signs on it? No, I don't think so.

I think she's inevitably gonna kill me I think I'm gonna run into her a couple of times a week for the rest Maybe I've been running into her for years and I'm only now realizing it. What are the chances? And she's my Michael Schumacher rock. Yeah, can you please move her out of the way for me so that she doesn't fucking kill me? One of the chances that somebody has been almost killed multiple times by the same complete stranger and then eventually was killed by that stranger. Right. Just by having sounds like really worried.

I guarantee it's happened. If it's, if, if I mid to late 50 year old woman in a white Prius runs me over, you know it was her. Or just if anybody runs Guff's over over ask if they also have a white Prius What if you accidentally run over oh god? I'm a safe driver you're the rock I'm the rock That's a title I am the rock no, it's terrible title fine. You can't look. Do you do all the titles now? I Prove them she probably the one the call to buy your credit card

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