Rooster Teeth Podcast - How to Make Friends on the Bus - #715

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Chris Demarais, and blizzb3ar as they talk about blizzb3ar streaking, ice cream truck creeps, Chris’s dented throat from a waterpik, sleeping naked, Chris wants to be a hamster, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Squarespace (http://Squarespace.com/roosterteeth), Policy Genius (http://policygenius.com/rooster), and EsxpressVPN (http://ExpressVPN.com/rooster). FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Blizz. I'm Fiber. And I'm Gus. Welcome, Blaze. You have this year. Woo! Woo! Woo!

Second time on the podcast, but other time was at RTX. Yeah. So, first time here in the studio. My goal is to not make this about piss. So, when making about crabs, I got some crabs and chag going for you. Is that the only thing you know about Maryland? Maryland, right?

Yeah. Wait, is that like an inside joke you two have? Because I walked in and immediately Gus went, is, does he know where to go? I mean and I was like what's this making crab Hand gesture. I was like I know you're referring to blaze cuz blizz is on his way here, but I Gus I don't remember if you do this. No, people from Maryland love crabs They eat crabs for the they eat crabs like that's not the only

Yeah, my only personality trade. Oh, no, that's not it. It's about where you're from Yeah, the second one is piss. It's croz and piss. Yeah, what happened with the piss thing? I'm just, I feel like I missed that on that. It's a little weird, we can't start this off with piss. No, no, no. You already did. No.

piss, Chris, I got it. Pissed a mirror. I was gonna say, well, Chris, I just said piss and sweat. Well, well piss. Oh God. So you're gonna spend a few days with us here. Yeah. That's filming content.

We're hoping to film something this afternoon, but it's been raining like crazy. Yeah, I like to think that I bring the bad weather with me. Most majority of the time, like we have bad weather. So I don't know if we would call this bad weather because it's been so hot and dry for three months straight. So this is actually kind of nice. It's flooding.

Well, the flooding part, maybe not so much. It started raining last week. We were here in the office. And I walked outside into the rain and just stood there for a little while. I was like, uh-huh. Thank you. Are Texans okay?

No. No. It there for a little while. I was like, uh-huh. Thank you. Are Texans okay? No. No. It's been a brutal summer. I saw this great video of, uh, it was like what it's like to be in Texas and it's someone looking outside and it's raining. And they go, oh, it's raining. And then the other person goes, don't say it, don't say it.

And they go, we really needed this. It's like, like every Texan says when it starts raining. Yeah, but we really didn't need it. So we didn't need it, yeah, it's true. It was like 65 days over 100 degrees and it hadn't rained, I think, since June, you're really selling Texas. Yeah, it's a, it was, it was a health shave. It's just like going outside was like no man's land.

Every day was like 106 for like two months straight. It's like being on the inside of a hair dryer. Chris, can you do a favor for me? What? Can you sell the pitch of me moving this axis? Like I'm trying to move. I'm trying to move this way. If I was gonna like be like yo come here.

Hang out with me any day you want. No, come here. Okay, give me like a pitch. Okay. A salesman thing. Yeah, you already have the fit. Well, can didn't want. No, come here. Okay, give me like a pitch. Okay. A salesman pitch. Yeah, you already have the fit. So, well, can't get worse.

Okay, give me like a minute pitch. Okay, all right. I'm a leader pitch. You can come to Austin. Austin's fun. It's got lots of stuff to do. There's also, you know, he gets hot in Texas, but that's okay, because there's also places to swim.

Lots of places to swim. Lots of places to swim. I love swimming. I don't like you. What places's also places to swim. Lots of places to swim. Lots of places to swim. I love swimming. I don't know what places do you like to swim at, Chris? Swimming pools, swimming holes. I've been pooling like creeks and stuff. And you give me a better water. I'm not swimming.

I'm not swimming. You're the only one going to swim. You're supposed to be swimming here. You're the only one going to swim. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I would have gone with, I don't know, Barton Creek or, I don't know, Barton Creek. I don't like Barton Creek.

I don't like Barton Creek either, but it's cold. It's very cold. Barton Creek is like a natural springs. Barton Springs. Barton Springs. It sounds nice. Freezing cold. Why didn't he start off with that?

I was setting him up for that. I was like, where do you like to swim? Barton Springs is freezing cold. You can talk about swimming colds. No, it's really fun. And we'll do this. We'll do this. We'll do this. It's really fun.

We'll do this next year. OK. Is you go float the river, get a tube, and you get like a. I've even done that in a few summers now. Yeah, it's been a bit. It's actually very fun. They give you these inner tubes. And you could also get a tube that is like a flat on the bottom

where you could put like a cooler of or something and attach a team and then it's just like a three and a half four hour float maybe different different different links depending on what like you go to you just like sit in your tube and go down the river and get a little bumpy at some points. So my college is kind of when I where went to school we were on the Chesapeake River, or Chesapeake Bay. And so we would always like go to being we'd get paddle boards or like kayaks and stuff. So that sounds like a nice. It's actually quite a few, like there's like,

like, like, traffic. Well, I can get a little rowdy too. Well, we went streaking in college. Really? Oh, I'm sorry, is that disappointing? No, no, no, I want to hear more. He just fell in and a disappointed father. I was like, oh, I had a chrysanthem sorry for bringing that up? No, no, I wanna hear more. I don't know. There's thousands and a disappointed father. I was like, oh, I had a chris, I'm sorry for bringing that up.

I'll be talking to you on. Can you still chris on your, streaking experience? Streaking experience? Okay, so the night starts off with the vegan chicken nuggets. Here we go. I actually love vegetarian chicken nuggets. It's 2 a.m.

That's the call where the party stops. So like, you're in a house eating vegan chicken nuggets. Who you with? I don't know people. There's a bunch of people. A bunch of people that you trusted have to strip your clothes off naked in the kitchen. That's a very close trip.

Yeah. You all trip in the kitchen and then ran. Yes, and we ran from where the seniors lived all the way down the hill, passing all these cars. The seniors. Yeah, the seniors live in like a place. Okay, sorry. No, no. No, no. I was like,

did you think where did you live? I'm not stripping with old ladies. Maybe. Past the nursing. You know, we hit the nursing home. Of course. There was most likely to be naked. And then we like every time we saw a car like a head lights, we would try to hide behind trees and stuff like that.

So like no one would see us. And you were completely nude. We were completely nude and then we like ran all the way down to the docks and you like jump off into the water. And then you have to walk back, which is... Well how often was this a thing? Very common. I went to a school that was like 20 miles into the woods. So like what else is there to do other than get naked? There was a job. Oh and also education. There was a group who I went to college that they would do that at least once a month. They would get together and then do that run around campus.

Yeah, I was like, this is going to sound very weird. I was like, okay, with knowing that during my senior year, at least 50% of the college population at my school has seen all of me. The blizz bits. The blizz bits. That's a big blizz bits. It's a big percentage. It blue is big. What is that? It's a big percentage. It's a big, but I also went to a really small school.

So you did something. Everyone knew. So, so how many, what just give me the guesstimate of how many people were in your, in your, what do you call a group of, uh, streeters? I'm a group of streeters. A group of streeters. What do you call them?

Like a, like a murderous streeters. A flash of streeters. A group of streakers. What do you call them like? A murderous streakers. A murderous streakers. You know, like a flash of streakers. A flash of streakers. A flash. Ooh, that's good. It's like a flash mob. They were about like 10 of us.

Okay. Yeah, it's a lot. I feel like that's a lot. Were they all male? No. I think it makes me mix. I think that's fair. Yeah.

Did everyone get naked? Yes. Have you ever streak just no? That's surprising I don't know. I you seem like someone who has gone. Yeah, yeah, he's I get that I feel like it the like More skinny dipping not streaking. Oh, you know hiding in the water Well, and it's like you're not like a public per se. Like you're in a swimming pool. Yeah, or like one of the men's things to do at Austin. Swimming pools.

Make it. The, well, I guess what I'm curious is like, everyone gets to make it and then run, I was thinking you- I knew Chris had experience this, so that's not a city. Okay. So you then run back. Is this is this like a?

Is everyone just doing it? Is it titillating? So everyone when you get back are you like everyone cold and like, go let's try off and get dressed again or you just stay and hang out naked. You should do it when it's like hot maybe so like when you get out of the water. Yeah, the water is kind of it's kind of the exciting moment of like, oh no, we're all naked and like we got a run It's like have you ever been naked and ran? I've been naked and afraid yeah Every time I'm naked I'm a I do have a question though. Yeah when you are streaking naked. What are your hands holding?

Yes, okay, so it's not like just... Because it'll go ever. We'll be like, we'll be like, hitting the legs. Like a noodle man. Yeah. Noodle man.

You know, a flatable noodle man. Like a car dealership. No. Just like... And our girls do and the thing where they do the covering and the cupping. Probably, but there's a point. You know it's wild.

There's also a school tradition at my college. It's called May Day, where on the 1st of May, the entire, like the senior class streaked through the entire campus. So I think it was just like a college like, I don't know. I think it was just a college thing where we were really into streaking. Where I went instead of covering up, they would use shaving cream.

Yeah, you could use shaving cream. I feel like that would come off immediately. It does, I think. So the issue is we can't do that though, because the ending of the streak is you jumping into the water and you're gonna pollute the water with that. So shaving, or you could do whipped cream

and then like ducks and stuff could eat it. Conducting it? When ducks can eat whipped cream, why did you go with ducks? Wow, it's like sugar. The way Chris is Chris is like fresh. It was so proud of himself. Ducks could eat it. I don't think ducks can have whipped cream. Why wouldn't Blaine was over here?

And he did every time Chris talked, he just went, Jesus Christ. That's the fastest I've seen in the front man, watch the podcast and leave. What? Ducks not gonna eat whipped cream? I think ducks could eat whipped cream. But will it destroy their like diet?

Are they like Justin Dollar? Duck's eat. Are you kidding me? Duck's in a park. They shouldn't eat those things, but they do. And who, okay. So it's not the duck's fault. I'm just saying you're not gonna ruin the ecosystem

with whipped cream. No, I can't find you. I don't know Chris. I think you will about for. Well isn Chris. I think you will at that point. Well, isn't shaving cream, what's the word? Water soluble? Yeah. So you just have like sweet lake water.

They? Yeah. I feel like it would be OK. Yep. Milk, yogurt, and cheese in the light can give scours to poultry birds because their digestive system are not set up to process our eggs.

What's the sour? I stand corrected. What's the sour? I have another solution. I have another solution. I have another solution. When I was a kid, we had the stuff. It was like kind of like soap that would be used.

And it was like a soap cream. Sky horses. It was like, it was like soap. We needed a kid, we like play with it on walls. So cream. It was like soap that you would bubble up and it would look like whipped cream So like cream soap spray stuff like bubble bath kind of like that But like this normal foam soap maybe yeah, maybe but it's like the kind of soap you could press and it like

Fomes up on your phone soap, but it was like it came out of a thing and it was like fun. We'd like like play with it I don't and there's a soap that you could use. I legally can't right here. You're like, hey are you excited to come start working here? Don't worry, the sea next to Chris is taken by me. Chris, I want you to go streaking, not this year but like whenever. I don't know if I'd feel comfortable doing that with someone I worked with. No, I'm not inviting myself. You're so stupid.

Yeah, I think you should go through. No, I think you were inviting me. And I was like, appreciate the invitation. What have we made a video, Chris? What if it was for content? Chris, go streaking. Well, do you think I just own like streaking parties? I host streaking parties.

I don't know, apparently. Yeah. Content idea. What we can do. So I had this idea a few years back, which we've never followed through on. But I basically, I went to college. I didn't really have a very college experience. I never was like in a sorority. I never did like parties or anything like that. And so I've never done a

keg stand. And so I was talking about how like, oh, I would love to experience college things like doing a keg stand. So maybe each of us picks a college experience we never had. I'll do a cake stand, you street cake, it. Gus will graduate. Oh my god. That was a proper, cool time. Just kidding. I don't know what happened. Done.

In college. What's like normal college things that you're supposed to do? Maybe you could study. I did that. Oh, you are very smart as a biochemist. John says I'm smart, but there's moments where I'm I'm lacking that intelligence. And I get it because like I don't know where Arizona is, like, I think there's like book smart and like street smart. I just found out that Texas is the bottom and not new Mexico new exos Old Mexico's the bottom Well, how did you get new Mexico from no, I don't I don't want to ask that

No, never mind. Yeah, New Mexico is right next to us. Yes, just to the West Yeah, that way I'm gonna have so much learning to do Before I get here. It's not there all far away living in the middle of Texas You may as well live in another country. Every other state is like an 8 to 10 hour drive away. You're not going anywhere. Yeah, you're not going anywhere. Before you get out of Texas, yeah.

It's so long time to drive. To get anywhere. Are you going to drive when you move here? Are you going to drive? Do you think you're going to fly? Do you think you're going to drive? Or bring a U-Haul kind of thing? So I'm shipping my car. Yeah.

Because my car is not going to be able to make it. So I'm flying in. But once she's in Texas, I'll be able to use her for a little bit. And so it's time to go and time for me to say goodbye. But that's my first car I ever bought. I'm trying to put her down. That's good.

Man, my car. Well, if you want a Honda., they're in my car. Yeah. Well, if you want to Honda. You can shop for cars together. Dude, naked. We could streak to get a new car. Is it okay to bring us up on podcasts about your car thing? Yeah, I guess so, yeah.

So Chris, he's been driving the same car as long as I've known him. Uh-huh. And it's a little worse for wear. Yeah, we've known Chris a long time. A longhuh. And it's a little worse for wear. Yeah. We've known Chris a long time. A long time. I'm not a car person. You're not a car person.

And that's what I- Why you said you wear a car person? Totally the same thing. What? No, he was like, well, no, never mind. He said Chris isn't shopping for a car, so he might know things. So we were talking about Chris getting a new car potentially.

I was just like, when do you think you're going to get a new car? Yeah. He's like, he's had that one very long time. Yeah, it's like falling apart. And he said that he might just sell his current car and not get a new one. And then we go, well, what are you gonna do? That could work in some places. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, where do you? But we don't have great public transport. No, we don't. But, if I just Ubered everywhere. You have scooters here? I mean, yeah, but- It'd be a, it'd be probably easier to say. It's summer, you can't, it's so hot.

I would be a lot of ubering, but, but I don't, I hate driving, hate driving anywhere. And I was like, if I could just get rid of, and cars are so much responsibility. Because we can carpool. I'll just make you up. Dude, we'll hang out. I would love that, for real though. You're really enthusiastically because I've been

dreading him to ask me this. Like in the back of my mind I'm like, God, don't know I'd be like, hey, maybe someone could give me a ride to work every day. And that's the thing. If I didn't have a car, I wouldn't want to be a burden. So that's that's why I wouldn't. It's funny you say that because me and Blaine were talking about this the other day. And I think it's, it works for some people. Also, some people can't drive or don't drive whatever it is.

And Uber and those types of ride sharing services are a great resource for that. And I totally get it. But Blaine was like, it's eventually going to become all of our problem. That Chris doesn't want to. Could you pick me up? Could you pick me up? Well, that's the thing. It's both your driving. of our problem. That Chris doesn't have a part. It's gonna be like, could you pick me up? He's like a muffin or something.

That's the thing is, but it's not. But you're driving, can I get a lift? Yeah. Give me a muffin, I got you. A muffin? Yeah, it's giving me a muffin. Oh yeah, I would, oh yeah, all about that. Okay, awesome, then I'm down for it.

I mean, car pulling is way better than buying a muffin. I mean, I will have to listen to my music. That's okay. Okay. Yeah. You're saying that's okay, you don't know what it is though. Yeah, I don't know what my, what do I look like I listen to? I don Yeah. You're saying that's okay. You don't know what it is. Yeah. I don't know my way. What do I look like I listen to? I don't know. I don't want to chat.

Chat music. Yeah. I want to do it. No. I'm only listening to Demi Lovato. No. Okay. So I got you. Okay. That's cool. We'll just rock out the also Paramore to you. What are you taking the bus? I've taken the bus a lot actually in Austin because there is a bus stop near I've taken the bus a lot actually in Austin because there is a bus stop near It's just it's sometimes I'm not just you have to plan ahead a lot and get there way earlier Yeah, for the bus like I used to take the bus downtown because I was like just didn't want to deal with parking and Because bus is great too because you could like work on stuff. You can make you can text people make phone calls Make friends yeah Make friends on the bus. That's scary actually I

I don't want to do that. I made friends on a bus. Can I explain the blame situation? Wait, hold on. I made friends on a bus before is that mostly not as well I definitely didn't call it granted. I was a kid the bus was yellow Yeah, I think everyone's mining their own business in yeah. I think everyone's minding their own business in public transport. I think most of the friends I made on buses were not in public transport. How many are there?

Well, I feel like it's more like around like in college and or while traveling. I made friends on a bus while traveling, like public transport in like other cities, also on tour buses, I made friends. Tour buses? Yeah. How often are you on tour, Chris? What tour buses?

Yeah, like, not like my band. What, like a tour bus? What, a tour bus? Wait, are you in a band? No, I mean, like, I'm not in a band, I'm not on tour bus. Yeah, but what tour bus? A tour bus, like, you go to a city or a place and you take like a tour bus.

Oh, like a city tour bus. Oh, wow. I don't even know. You were like secretly like rock star. Yeah, I was like, the kind that you like had their bunk beds on that you sleep on and like overnight rise. I was like, what's, what concert are you performing at? No, like tour bus like, like a sightseeing.

A sightseeing tour. Yeah, a sightseeing tour. Like Chris, let's roll play. I'm on theeing, like a sightseeing. Let's roll play. I'm on the bus, I'm using my phone. We don't know what I'm talking about. No, I don't want to talk to, most of the time, if someone's just getting from place to place, most of the time when I make friends on the bus, it's like,

are you talking to me? No, I'm not talking to you. Okay, I'm talking to, if I want to talk to someone, if he's someone who is not on their phone and without headphones, who is open to talking. How do you, okay, so how do you, All right, so pretend Gus is on the bus, not on his phone and without headphones who are open to talking. Okay, so how do we do that? So pretend Gus is on the bus. You can use me as an example as well.

Okay, I'd be like, are you going to sound so too? Like, no. It's circumstantial. It's like, it's like, are you looking for a person who like looks like they want to have Like someone who's like Could you imagine if you're on the bus and a guy just goes are you going to this? Are you on the rat three bus? Oh, God Do you do this to like or mostly dudes, mostly lady?

Uh, good. Okay, so. Because I feel like a lot of women would be like, I'm not fucking telling you where I'm going. I feel like I talked to a lot of people on public transportation whenever I was in Greece. Oh. International travel.

Yeah, well, I might be on like, I might be on a, what do you call the little boat? Tour boat. Tour boat? A ferry. To another island or something. A boat bus. And then there's a tour, like, I made a tour bus.

Yeah, and I'd make friends with people, I'd be like, we'd be in line, and be like, talking, like, oh yeah, we talked about it. I feel like that makes a lot more sense than, like, public transit bus. Yeah, yeah. But see, that would still, that's still like, or than like public transit bus. Yeah, yeah, but see that would still that still like

Or or like there'd be buses, you know from different places in the island a lot of people were also traveling and Versus like here I wouldn't Ren we'd be like a commuter We're gonna New York subway. So you're going to you're gonna ask You're gonna New York subway. So you're going to, you're going to ask the, I mean, I'm sure I made friends with people just randomly. Now I want you to know, can I explain the, the blame car situation? Please, because I'm also looking for a car.

And so I text a plane and I'm like, Hey, what I was going to say was, Hey, you're straight. I'm going to hey, what I was going to say was, hey, you're straight. And I'm gonna assume you know cars. Can you help me buy a car? Blaine seems like he would be a car guy. Blaine seems like he would be a car guy. He was like, no, he was like, so I'm not really a car guy. And I was like, I feel like I stereotype.

And I feel bad now. He was like, but Chris is getting a car, so he knows a lot about cars. No, I can't. I think he was fucking with it. He might have been fucking with it. I'm like, I Chris is like getting a car. So he knows a lot about cars. No, I can't. He was fucking with me. He might have been fucking with me. I'm like, I know nothing about my life. No, my life could've helped me.

I'm hoping right now that my, when I go out to my car that my window has held up because it's taped up. Oh, you're, oh my God. Yeah, it's like that bad. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, and it's storming right now.

I'm not saying I'm really. You might be able to hear it in the podcast. It's like thunder and I'm pretty. The audio texture. really able to hear it in the podcast. It's like thunder. The audio texture. Audio texture. Yeah, thank you. I don't know. We'll see.

Thank you for that. I have a wet car. My. Sorry car. My. It's like the worst. I can help you buy a TV. Why?

Why is that? You saying that in that outfit? Are you getting sick? I don't. That's what it is. What are you, a Samsung guy? I'm so you got that. I'm a bit.

Yeah. I'm wearing that. I'm wearing that. I'm not trusting you. I'm wearing like a, like you, a Samsung guy? I don't know. I'm worried. I think it's an outfit that's making me not trust you. I'm worrying like a, like a, it's office clothes. It looks like you want to sell me insurance, Chris. We were going to film something today where you play car salesmen, right? Yeah. But it's obviously pouring outside, so we couldn't film it because it was going to take place

outside. But Chris was still worrying his costume for the sketch, and then Gus needed someone for the podcast and said, hey, anyone want to be on the podcast tonight? And Chris says, yes, as long as I could still wear this. I don't get to dress up often. It's not why you're still wearing it? I don't know, I was kind of nice. It makes me stressed.

It makes me stressed. It's all like it's kind of worn in my other clothes. Yeah, it makes me stressed though, because like, it makes me think that I need to dress. Like, no. No, see, this to me is like, we'll just look at me and Gus, and he'll be fine. No, but like, he's like, he's wearing a tie.

And he's next to you. And he's next to me, and I'm not wearing a tie. I'm wearing the new, yang flannel jacket. Well, some of us felt like, just enough today. Oh, because it's more professional than me right now. I like it. That's gonna be the first and only time. Yeah. Oh, because it's a more professional than me right now. I like it. That's going to be the first and only time.

No, Christmas like the most. Go on. The most. This is like the most. Well now I'm curious who in STF do you think is the most knowledgeable cars? Like Gus probably? Yeah, I think Gus. Yeah, he actually like can fix cars.

I know a car. I know. I've met a car too in my life. Yeah. Do you know what a car is? Even a few different types. Yeah, I know a place that I would recommend and trust. Do you feel like you're looking for a used car here in town?

Yeah. Yeah. But what, like, do you, would you have like an actual car recommendation? Like, oh, Hondas or? I mean, it really depends on what you want. I think, you know, you can't go wrong with like Toyota. So this car is run forever.

Honda's too honest. Honda's run forever. You can't confirm. You're saying things and like, I need you to know, like the bar is on the ground for me. So you just picked up the bar. And I'm like, no, this car. All right, Gus, you're going to be my guy.

Yes, yes, I'll help you out. Thank you. What's your current model again, if you don't mind saying? I have a 2007 Ford Escape. Ford Escape. Ford's pretty good. Yeah, Ford's good. And it's the first car I've ever bought.

So it's like, it's now emotional. And like, once it's gone, I'm going to cry. Yeah. I'm going to pay see you. I don't get emotionally attached to my cars. I don't care about cars. What's yours already, X-I? Capricorn.

Capricorn. We supposed to be best friends Well, and best is also a place. Let's go Guess is also a Pisces. Oh, yeah, remember because we were on the last one. It was all the other times. Yeah. Oh, yeah So outlier Yeah You would have fun One of these things is not like the other. Yeah, Chris, we can be best friends.

What do you want to do? Well, I'm going to go car shopping and car pooling. Pool, car pool. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, we can get a drink in our car pool. And you could park. We have that one car pool spot.

There's a car pool spot. Oh, yeah, there's one car pool spot. Oh, it's like where the handicap spot should be. By the way, there's been three parking spots blocked by cones out there. Do you know what the deal is with those? What's the deal with those? I'm pretty sure they were four walker, comma, Texas Ranger TV show shooting on our lot here. However, because there were travel buses parked out front with the cones, but that was like

Last week, yeah, I got the cones were still there. I got pissed off this morning. I moved them all good I got them all out of the spot. We have so few parking Yeah, I was like what these the lot we have these three spots. I've been taken for a week And I don't see anyone parking in them. Yeah, you're gonna get one last park in swap because I'm coming over. Hey, I freed up three. So thank you so much for flying and I freed up one. You might think. Yeah, I'm for Carpool because we're best friends now.

Chris, what would our first best friend date? Well, what would you want to do? I don't know what you want. I want to know what it's like living in your. I feel like each of us should plan like a best friend date. Well, what would you want to do? I don't know what you're gonna do. I want to know what it's like living in your shoes. I feel like each of us should plan like a best friend day with you. That'd be fun. For you, for you coming to Austin,

like you should have a day with each of us. And then I'll rate you all a base. And I'll rate you like, rate you all a base. We're determining who is Blizz's best friend. We filmed a video a couple of months ago that still hasn't come out. I think people forgot about it. Where I took Chris out to get ice cream.

It was awesome. It's like kind of like what you're talking about. Like, let's just go out and do something. I took Chris to get ice cream and we just hung out for an afternoon and like, eat ice cream. And then I felt really bad afterwards because the next no, the day, no, two days later, I tested positive for COVID. For COVID.

I knew that's where the car got you. I'm like, but I was like we didn't like we didn't share like yeah but we were in the car to. I know and I was I felt really bad but I didn't have any symptoms. Yeah. Yeah. He's like but it like that's it but also are you not locked to a centaur? No.

No God. You look like those in the heart, right? No, no, God no. You look locked to us in the hall. What is that? Like in the nicest way possible. You look like a duck. You look like Bill could give you the scoundrel. Bill, which means diary. It means diary of, by the way, I looked it up.

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Well, no, no. Okay. Okay. What else are we doing, Grim? Well, we're doing it the day or night or what? I don't kind of think you have to plan it, Chris. That's the scene. I'm just showing up. All right. Well, I'm gonna tell you now because I just spoil it. I'm not planning. Hey, Blizz, what was the last time you had ice cream? Okay, can you even remember three months ago? Okay, Chris, what was the last time you had ice cream? I'm sorry. Last night. What was it? It was Hagen Doss's green tea ice cream. And before that, what was the last time you had ice cream? Like, before earlier that day. Yeah, it's probably earlier the day. Chris, before that night, before, actually, I, you know, I actually, that may not be true because I had, it was slushy, it was slushy. I got in the singer's, you saw

it slushy. And he had some form of holes. Yeah, I got things. Night, I'm just. Have you got the churroshake? Oh, no, I saw that. I saw that. but I wasn't. It's good. Is it? I thought it might be bad. No, it's really good. You thought we were kidding. Some saying 24 hours with Chris. I do it.

You don't understand. Chris normally keeps a stash of ice cream here at the office. Yeah. Do you have one here now? I think he finished it. I might have finished it on Friday. I almost bought some more today when we went to HGB, but instead about the yogurt pretzels.

Eric, were you there? Good trade off. When Chris was brushing his teeth, my God. So it's a weird thing to say. It's a weird thing to say if it like it happens. So. My, I think my favorite thing about Liz starting

to like come in and work with us is just like watching him just learn about Chris. I just see things that happen where he goes, what is, are you brushing your teeth? for us is just like watching him just learn about crap. I just see things that happen where he goes, what is, are you brushing your teeth at your desk? I turn around and brushing his teeth, and I'm like, this is making me wonder, do I need to bring in a teeth mask when I get my desk?

And like, I don't know. You were brushing teeth at the desk. Yeah. Did I get that with the bathroom I see? My response was, where are you going to spit? I walked into the bathroom and spit. So you came into... No, I had my toothbrush in my drawers.

I had a little bathroom thing and I... How many toothbrushes do you have? I have a lot of toothbrushes. It's nice because you're going to be on the podcast. So I brush my teeth and then whenever I need a spit, I walk to the bathroom and spit. And then walk the... Why don't you just stay in the bathroom and brush your teeth?

Yeah, because I was enjoying hearing the conversation. I didn't... I don't wanna stay in the bathroom. I don't know. It's okay to stay in the bathroom by yourself. How long do you... You would be like pee? Yeah, I know, but I didn't want to.

I was rather like it. So did you wait? Did you set up your toothbrush like you put the water on and put the toothpaste on in the bathroom then came back? No, I just I didn't do water. I just I just I just I just was your raw dog. Wow. Wow.

Yeah, you would like to prefer but like you know, but you didn't want to miss conversation. Yeah, I didn't want to walk to the bathroom and then stay in there. We could have held the conversation for you. No, no, no. We could have walked with you to the bathroom. No, that'd be weird if I'd be like, wait, everyone stop the conversation. Yeah, that would be weird.

You know what, there's one thing I think about Chris, it's not weird. Brush in your teeth by yourself, handsome. Well, it also didn't be weird too. If someone goes into the bathroom, they see me just sitting there. No, and no, I'll be honest. I support that. I've done that. Yeah, I've done that.

I mean, the sink outside the bathroom as well. That'd be weird too. The, and no, I'll be honest. I support that. I've done that. Yeah The sink outside the bathroom as well We What is weird to you? That's weird brushy white teeth in the snow. Okay, then it's like I don't know who could walk by At least in our office it's just us. It's thank you for feeling safe in the roundhouse. He's comfortable with that. You feel comfortable enough to brush your teeth in a round. Yeah. It's an honor. It's an honor but like it's roomy. Not a lot of people brush their teeth in front of me. You know? There's a front of mine who considers brushing your teeth to be very intimate.

Really? Yeah. Like, won't brush his teeth around anybody unless it's like someone who he's like intimately close with. Interesting. I mean, I could see that because most of the time normally you brush your teeth. It's like at home in your bathroom or, yeah, the vicinity of your bed. Me either. I'll brush, like if I'm traveling or something your bedroom. Me either. I'll brush off, like if I'm traveling or something

and I like late night, I'll brush my teeth in the airport bathroom. What if someone sees you? Well, that point, unless I've made a friend, are you making friends in the airport bathroom? You never, you never. It's not the airport bathroom. I mean, like, yeah, I mean,

I'm not here to judge you. I've seen tons of people brushing their teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah,'m not here to judge you. I've seen tons of people brushing their teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know for it. Yeah, people are traveling or like, you know. I remember being at sleepovers and brushing my teeth, but I don't think I'd like brush my teeth in public like a lot.

Oh, guess what? That's going to change. I would say with Chris. I prefer streaking over brushing my teeth. Hey, wait, we do both on best friend days. That's the streaked teeth boys. I think our best friend day is just gonna, I'm gonna be like the stepmom who wants you to like me. So I'm just gonna like buy you a bunch of stuff.

You're gonna buy tickets to Disney World. Yeah, take you on like rollercoaster, get you cotton cans. All the good. You're gonna buy it. No, it's a bliss day. It's bliss day. You had your turn. It's your day, no, it's Blizz Day. It's Blizz Day. You had your turn.

It's your day, you can invite whoever you want. Yeah. Well, Blizz Day is actually lands on, sorry, now. Blizz Day. What's the holiday? What's the holiday? Mean Girl's Day. October 3rd?

Wait, what's, oh, like your official start day. Okay, I thought you were talking about your birthday. Oh, no, I guess it's also BlisDay. It's my birthday. Yeah, but... October 3rd. BlisDay is also October 3rd. So make sure you wear pink and you think of me.

That's the first, that's the official start. You're gonna be here? Yeah. Wow, nice. I've just been lying to people saying that I'm starting now, though. In case, yeah, and since everybody missed the news. We hired Blizz. So he'll be starting here officially October 3. Hi, it's me, Blizz.

Woo-hoo-hoo. You're gonna be stuck with me. You're gonna love me. I have so many things that I used to be an ice cream truck driver. You guys are all gonna take him on best driving. Ice cream truck driver? Yeah, tell me about that. So, okay.

So I used to work at Cracker Barrel. Yeah. For about three years, and then I got trauma from that and then I, my boss was Aegisd, which was weird because Cracker Barrel is like catered to old people. How old was your boss? Like, baby. Oh, I thought you were these Aegisd against young people. No.

Like, that's where my mind went with Cracker Barrel. Yeah, that's what's here. I thought she hates old people. And I was like, that's very weird. Maybe it's from working at Cracker Barrel. Maybe it could have. Yeah. She like kept just saying like a whole lot. And I was like, that's very rare. From working at Cracker Bear. Maybe it could have. She kept just saying she hates old people. And I was like, why are you here?

So my roommate texted me and was like, my dad needs people to work for him. And he's an ice cream truck driver. And I was like, I'll try it out. And so I became an ice cream truck driver. How did that go? Like was it? It was easy.

I just had my own route. I carried a knife with me just in case. You cut the ice cream. To cut the ice cream before ice. And did you ever have like a scenario where someone actually tried to like rob you or something? No, but other ice cream trucks. Like they, so there's this like, there's this like community of ice cream truck drivers, right?

And they all talk to each other. See, that's what I'm talking about. This one. I'm like, oh, it's all talks to each other. Chris wants in. They'll be like, oh, this neighborhood, you gotta be careful because like, I got robbed here. So like, you never want to go here to this house and stuff like that.

They would all talk to each other. What kind of absolute terrible person you have to be to rob an ice cream truck? Well, I mean, you're robbing like $400. Yeah. I guess there's no. It's like, that's money. First, I was down when I was just like,

are they just taking all the ice cream? What are they doing when they were they put it quick to the freezer? Do you need like a special driver's license? Or is it just like a normal license? No, it's just normal license I was just driving a truck that's older than me, which was my concern. Oh, so it was a clientele I'm assuming most of the kids are like grandmother's parents. The kids are trying to engage that if the ice cream trip pulls up to his neighborhood, if it's weird, I heard it. What would you get at the ice cream truck?

Probably Flintstone push up pop. If I'm going back in time to when I would like run out to that. Is that what you'd so want nowadays? Well, tell them what they have for that. That would be a lot of fun really tough. How would that be? How would have to polish it, of course. What a stupid question. Yeah, so far.

You know what your options are. For me, drumstick. I'm a starry shortcake. I love drumstick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or Crybaby Ice Creams. If you ever had a Crybaby Ice Cream.

Crybaby Ice Creams. It's Italian ice, but it's sour Italian ice. It's supposed to be like the Crybaby candy. But I would be an ice cream truck driver. I would drive in the rich neighborhood and then the bad neighborhood, which wasn't bad. The rich people were bad, honestly. Yeah, right.

The rich people didn't teach their kids how to distribute money or how to- Say, please, and thank you. They did say thank you. The issue is when they would order a Chaco Taco, which was $3.50, they would give me a $20 bill and then walk away. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, you need change. You need change. If I was a horrible person, I would take the full 20. I mean, they walked away. That's your tip. No, no, no, I would feel bad because they

would probably next time you came around, yeah, they would be out there. $20, $17 for my child. And it's like, well, you shouldn't have sent your child out there with a $20 bill, not knowing that they knew what a $20 bill was, but now I couldn't do that because I have like a conscience or something. So what was the worst experience you had at ice cream truck? I don't know. I think that would be like a fun job.

It's a fun job, but you get creeps though. Like creeps. Yeah, so me and my, did you call them ice creeps? No, but that would have been funny. So my friend, my best friend actually also worked at the ice cream place and, or the ice cream truck job, and she would get creeps.

So we would both get creeps at the same time. We would pretend wearing a ring, and we would say that we're both married to each other. Smart. So like anytime our clients, this one's weird to say clients. Yeah. And we had clients.

And whenever someone was buying an ice cream cone. Yeah, and they'd be like, oh, can I get your number? And it's like, sorry, no, like I have a wife or something like that. So like she would do the same. Be like, oh no, I have a hot, like my husband, he's the other guy. He's actually in the back. Yeah, he's going in. He's in the freezer, she would do the same. Be like, oh no, I have a hot, like my husband, and he's the other guy.

He's actually in the back. Yeah, he's going in. He's in the freezer. He's in the freezer. Yeah. So that was the weirdest experience. And then one time, my truck'd like, just stopped working in the intersection.

And I found out there was gasoline pumping into my engine. Holy fuck. Oh my God, I almost died. Isn't that where gasoline goes though? Yeah, I was just saying that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like gasoline was pouring on top of it. Oh my God. Like you could have been in a fucking explosion. Yeah, god, I almost died. Isn't that when gasoline goes through? Yeah, I was just saying that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like gasoline was pouring on top of it.

Oh my god. Like you could have been in a fucking explosion. Yeah, I could have been in a explosion. And like the cops come and they're like, you're blocking the intersection. I was like, bestie, I know. I'm trying to fix this. Can you help me?

Do you want a push pop? Do you? Please take this. Look how many people here. Give me a 20. We'll see what happens. Give you a 20. I'll get you a push pop or a chocolate chocolate, please.

But then my boss came and was like, do you try to sabotage the truck to take off for the day? And I was like, no, why would I do that? I was like, I was like, I was like, it's your friend's dad. It's my friend's dad. He was also the type of person and Gus, I don't know if you do this.

I don't know why I'm targeting you guys. I'm sorry. He's the person that does the lip sees at the end of text messages. Gus, do you do that again? Gus is a very current Gen Xer. Yeah, okay. Gen Xer slash, are you millennial or Gen X?

Gen X? Where does that cut off happen? 80, I think. 80, okay. So you're still being late, 76. 78, he would send like dot, dot, dot. He'll be like, have a nice day, dot, dot, dot. And I'm like, are you going to kill me?

Yeah, that's super obvious. It's very obvious. Or he's like, yeah, you didn yeah, you would be like, yeah, you did really good yesterday. Dot, dot, dot. And I'm like, what, why? To what end? I don't know.

To the end of the text message. That's how we ended text. I feel like you're either gonna like berate someone or school them, or it's like a come on. Well, I had to, that's the only two uses for us. I had to text his son and be like, is this normal for your dad to do?

And he's like, yeah, it's his worst trait to be honest with you. And I'm like, okay. So he would just say things and it's very funny. Like I could screenshot it, but he would say things like, it's impressive that you did this. Dada, dada, dada.

And I was like, and or bud, yes. Thanks question mark. And he was like, are you off tomorrow question mark? And I'm like, yeah, he's like, okay, good, duh, duh, duh. And I'm like, and he wasn't, he doesn't mean it in a mean way. You know what you should have done? Just, you should have started adding ellipses to all of your text messages to him.

But he probably would have thought that that was normal. Yeah, he would have thought that was normal probably. But he didn't do it before. Sure. probably it's like when people didn't do before But I think people overused quotation marks. I don't know what you're talking. Yeah, right? What is that? That actually works Yeah, I'm all take it I got Like that these things exist for a reason there's a time you're supposed to use them and when you use them out of context

It just throws everything off. Yeah. Well, as a Zalineo, I personally believe that all US Americans, that I'm the backbone of God. I took a picture of this of a menu in, I think we're at North Carolina, I think is where I went. Is this the time you go on the wrong plane yeah yeah yeah oh blizz we will okay it's hush puppies air quotes our take on a southern classic but it's like why it's our take is in quotes. It's hush puppies. Our take. I speak people use quotation marks in place of emboldening or italicizing.

Yeah, our take on this. But it's like our take. It's like why are you quoting it? Like what do you, I like how could you say that? How are you allowed on the wrong plane? Dude, we, don't you scam?

It's a long story. It's a long story. It was, he was told, he told the entire story on a podcast not too long ago. I'm gonna do my research. Well, we'll find the, I mean, it's probably a 20 minute long clip. The, the, it ends up with someone else trying to get into the same seat

realizing, oh, you're on the wrong plane. There's, it's on someone message on Twitter saying they saw the video of it from. Him getting off the on the tarmac, running across the tarmac to his correct plane with his suitcase and stuff. Did you make it? Yeah.

Okay, nice. Okay, oh Chris, you are like straight out of the movie. Chris, I don't know how you get yourself in these situations, but like I'm proud of you. Yeah. Chris, I don't know why I'm proud of you. I don't know if you get yourself in these situations, but I'm proud of you personally. I don't know why, I'm proud of you. I don't know if you're gonna hear that. I started ice cream truck business together. That's where I was.

That's why Chris was asking you what your best experience was like when your worst experience was. Yeah, and how much the trucks are. And I used to work at an ice cream place. I did. We could be best of our customers. But I was never in a truck. We could, with your ice cream expertise

in my truck driving, I love the game. What game? Eating ice cream. Oh. I was like, what? I'm out of the game, kid. I came to the head. Yeah.

I'm out of the game. I had to slush you the other night. I just told you we're driving. I've got you. Vintage 1974 Chevrolet twenty step ban ice cream truck. How much is for sale in New York? Sixteen thousand eight hundred dollars.

We can do that. We can do that. Can we put that on the company card? Yeah, if we make like a series out of it. Here's one that's in South Carolina. This newer so two thousand two workhorse P 42 diesel eleven foot step ban ice cream truck

for sale. It's got an American flag and the Statue Liberty painted on the side. Wow. 75,000. 75,000. 75,000. 75,000?

I think we can still our own ice cream truck. I don't know if we can. You need the, what can you have? Compartment. The freezers and everything in them already. Yeah. I think what we need to do is get one that or power and install our own freezer.

I built a house before. So I, yeah, so another fun thing about me, I was the president of Habitat for your Manity. I built four houses in one tiny home. I literally learned something new about you. Every minute I'm with you. I always forget these memories. So I feel like building a house is very similar

to building a car. Don't ask him what way, because I can't answer that now. I was wondering about it. I know nothing about cars, but a house seems very similar. The people are the engine. The powerhouse of the sale. Yeah, which is, yeah.

Whatever you put your mind to, baby, you do. Because we can do this. I think we could. I believe in us. This is our series. Dude, can I be part of this? Can you imagine how much? Can I run a social media?

How much money an ice cream truck would make downtown on a Saturday night? Yeah. I'm actually surprised you don't really see that here very often. Like I've seen ice cream trucks in Austin, but like not Down where like a bunch of drunk 20 something year old because they don't want to drug. They don't want to get Involved with the drunk I do feel like it could get pretty overwhelming pretty quickly

Yeah, although there are food trucks downtown. I know. I'm so hungry right now Starving someone saying bliss has lived. I haven't done much. I'm only 26. I haven't done. You also worked for a spy agency or something. I'm not a spy. There's nothing about me. That says spy. That's what a spy would say. No, I worked with a government. That's what a spy would say. What would a spy always work for governments? Just not theirs. How many jobs have you had? So I started off as a towel washer for a salon,

and then I became a worker at Crackabrow, a retail worker at JC Penney's, a ice cream truck driver. I worked for the government. I was like a lab TA in chemistry. I did that for a while. I was also... I worked for this place called Safe Ride that picked up drunk people from the local bar and brought them back to the office. Oh, it's nice. So it's super cool. That was one of my main jobs and then I said government. And then content creator. Now here. And then Ruchu Teece.

Yeah. And you also built houses somewhere. So like the spy to Ruchu T pipeline is, I mean, to government, so it's really strong. You know, it's funny. We've had a couple people who've been spies who now work at Ruchu cheese. And your job is to find out who those people are. All right, mission one. Are new realities here? Yeah.

It's five versus five. It's five. It's not a high or out. Exactly. Give me one word and a number afterwards I'm ready. Straight. Twenty five. Blame. Straight. 25. Blame.

Perfect. No, no. Blame would be a great spy. No, he would think so. No one would think so. No, no, no. He's way too. He's got a bad poker face. Yeah.

And, and yeah, he would get so. Blame is paranoid. No one's looking for him. Who would be the best guy? When he's not doing anything wrong. Who would be the best guy? Chris, because he's already confusing to begin with. He's got too much chaos to have to do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no're good. Like, I'm a steve yes. I'm like not to like to my own horn.

I'm like smart in certain departments. You're very smart. But then I play like that. That's how you're so short. That Himo moment of like, what are you talking about? Or maybe I'm a gas lighter. Maybe I'm a gas lighter. To me.

One of those is good. One of them is not. I mean, they're a Himo or a gas lighter. You decide. I'll take it. I find our new reality series, him or gas lighter coming this fall. One in chat if you would watch maybe Gavin and I are international spies sent here to Rochartee to observe your culture. We've just been playing the long game.

What have you learned so far? You know, you don't want to be here. Canadians in the British need to learn about American culture. Sure. Now I want to start an ice cream business with you. I trust you. I don't know why. I didn't walk in here. But now, you mean you didn't trust me.

I didn't trust you with the business. I think we have enough time. We have a little under a year until the next RTX. I think that's plenty of time to get this going. And I think by next RTX, you guys should have your business up and running. You'll make it up to us. If you want to do it yourself, I know someone who knows how to get a van. We could do this.

Chris, who do you know who you're looking at Eric? Yeah. Why do you look at Eric? Eric, you know how to get a van? He must have to get a van. I mean, I bought one van in the past. You see? That's one more than most of us. Oh, wait. You know what I got? I mean, I bought one van in the past. You see? That's one more than most of us.

Oh, wait, but that van didn't run. Yeah, but that's details, you know what I mean? Oh, the face-tam van. Did you just get one of those carts? No, all we need, all we need is a van that doesn't move. It doesn't have to move. Oh, I can get you that. Oh, fuck, you're good at that.

And one literally that one, baby. And it has to be cold. Yeah, it has to be cold. Chris and I can just be in, you know, like how they have food trucks parked at like a park or something. That's all we need. We just need to be in the food truck. That's just a food truck.

Well, you need to get it there. I think it's icing truck. Yeah, but get it there in the first. Yeah, just, to go. Oh, just like to it. I mean, I got to flip this. Oh, excuse me. Just get one of those like palitis cards, right?

Yeah, that's how you start. Get like two with those. And then you like ring like the little bell and you walk it down the street. Wait, what was the, the palitis card? A palitis card. Why don't we just use a face jam? Spanish. It's a like a popsicle. Oh, okay. What happened to Bernie's bus?

It's got to be around here somewhere. He's that we can use that. We'll find it. It might have it might have been sold by now at this point. I have a next RTS look out for What's the name of it? Yeah, Chris right now. What's the name of it? Baba bros ice creams for it's weird that you didn't go the blizzard out because it's already This should be easy. Yeah, that's way better. Boba bros. I don't know There's the most alpha male thing I've heard you say why why I was thinking I guess I Don't know what maybe like a playoff of Chris and blizz or yeah, that's way better. That's way better. Yeah, I didn't come up with a name yet.

It's already better. I don't know. We didn't bother. Chris and Blizz, I see Jizz. No, no, no. That would get the people that would get the people coming. That would get the people coming. I see jizz. Oh, God.

Yeah, okay, Chris, I'm in. I'll put it down payment on it. People in chat want to suggest some names for this business. I think we get to go to the next party. Yeah, and then come back to you. Baba bros. Baba bros. That B-U-BBA.

Baba bros. What's a combination of Chris and Blizz? like, Baba Bros. Baba Booie. That BU BBA, Baba Bros. What's a combination of Chris and Blizz? You could go Blizz, Blizz. Blizz, Ice Cream. Blizz or Chris? Chris. Yeah, but why are we getting away from the Blizz thing

that worked so well with you? I always did, I always did. It's like, you're going into like weird territory where it's like, the Blizz thing should stay. It's done. I already bought it. BabaBrow's icecream.com. It's like the bliss thing should stay. It's done. I already bought it. BubbaBrow's ice cream.com. I'm going to give it to you.

That was the worst one. We won! We got a British ice cream. Congratulations. You bought the domain already? Yeah. I didn't say anything because I didn't want anyone in chat to beat between it.

What ice cream would we sell? Well, a lot of them. A lot of them. Could you sell drumsticks? Yeah. We got that. Yeah, we'll do sharp We'll do your first first. Yeah, I think I think the easy way to get into the business is like you just get like Existing brand to the business like I mean, I'm saying we're not creating our own. We're not gonna be making ice cream What we did though. Well, I've done that. Oh So you have the expertise I've done it, but it's a lot there's a lot you have to get with like ice cream makers

There's a lot of hardware Blizzies, Criscones Chris, Lizzie's Chris Cones. Oh, sorry Chris Cones. Yeah, that's blizzies. No, I already bought the domain Sorry, sorry, all these are great. I'm busy. Blizzie bros Sorry, sorry, all these are great. I'm pretty busy bros. Blizzie bros. Blizzie bros. Blizzie bros.

It's better than all your blizziness. Yeah, welcome to our blizziness. Well, that's what, have you messed up? Okay, so I have like a, have you seen my business card? No. Is it called a blizziness card? No, but it should have been. Damn, missed opportunity.

Here's my business card. Can I? Here. We'll make our own. But here's one of the best. Blizzbear business card. Thank you we'll make our own. But here's a list of business card. And pass that down. So I wrote it on paint. And each font on the back is a different font.

There's Comic Sans. But Twitter logo is like written up. There's a logo's upside down. But I think it reads personality though. Your photo is like not white balanced at all. Like it's all. I love it. But it gets personality.

And the quarters are rounded. Yeah. Why is your Twitter logo upside down? I don't know. I don't know what happens there. But not the other ones. One's like slanted or small. What would have been funny if you put all the Twitter or all the logos upside down, but

the text was the right way up. So people think that they have to go like this and they go, oh, I already bought a hundred of these. It's perfect. I like it. I actually like it. And you got the, um, Scaniq or thing that's smart. Yeah, I should have put, um, what does that go to? I was gonna, it was gonna go to a Rick Roll and I was like, people probably want to contact

me. So I shouldn't do that right. I mean, all your contact info is on the car already. Well you could have true. Do you ever watch American Psycho? Yes. Where is this going? Like you make sure you think about the scene where they're all comparing business cards.

It's off. I love that it goes. The font is just perfect. I thought you were going to go to your Twitter and this is your profile picture. Yeah someone said I look like a sun bear. It's a sun bear. Oh is that a sun Yeah, someone said I look like a sun bear. It's a sun bear. Oh, is that a sun bear? Someone said I look like a sun bear.

We talked about sun bears on this podcast like a year ago. I don't want to use it when you're, oh, I mean, it's fine. Yeah, they were like, you look like a sun bear. And it looks like a man in a bear suit. That's literally all sun bears look like. Yeah, we had to learn about a sun bear. We played, what was I get the honey heist honey heist is that when we learned what sun bears were I think it was

oh wow not long ago that was scary we did for us tinky dragon as a little bonus episode oh yeah yeah let me tell you it's been fun uh voicing quadram oh yeah blaze voices uh one of the the baddies in tails from the stinky dragon. I've been listening because I just like I want to see like how you all interact and stuff and I'm like this is so funny. It's great because you are Blaine's Characters arch nemesis. I feel like there could have been a perfect parent. That's bestie Blaine. Yeah, I was like this is so funny and reading the lines They're so good y'all y'all did something great with that podcast. Funny doing it. Sure, funny.

Yeah, we've had a bunch of really awesome guests to do voices over the course of time. But we, yeah, we're looking for more people to voice. So we're looking for more people to listen. Absolutely. Yeah. Listen to episode 55 and episode 61. And probably more.

And chat, Benson, and other ones. Another can't bend to another one. Another many hides, but blizz and Chris co-run it and we're heisting ice cream. Oh, that's a good one. We got this. We can do this. Press them down. So someone put a bunch of really awesome fan art in the tales

from the stinky dragon subreddit, which is stinky dragon podcast. And they did a picture of Eric Badoor's character, Brink Tussler, and I totally forgot that he had blue hair. In terms of what he does. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. In my head, I just imagined Eric. Yeah, me too.

Every time I heard it, I just imagined Eric because he does the voice so well. Can someone draw me? Cause I actually don't know what I look like. Quadrant? I think. Well, there's actually quite a big reveal of what you do look like.

Yeah, whenever that comes out, draw me. Because I don't know what I look like. I just assume what I look like. And it's pretty cool. And that's it. I think what we've said so far is metallic torso with four arms and two legs and a head with four eyes, like two sets

looking forward to two sets looking back. Oh, I'm so cool. You're very cool, very evil too. Oh, I'm very evil. Yeah. I've always wanted to play a villain. So this is like the perfect opportunity. It's some bad stuff to Kyborg's family.

Well, they got in the way. You know that, Kool Cooley Smiley. Yeah. She plays Blaine's mom. And she's probably words for you. That's perfect. Honestly, it was a perfect pairing. And I love it.

Go listen to the podcast or you're stinky. And I hate you. Stinky. Do it. Yeah, listen to it and be stinky. Be stinky. Be a little singer. Oh, never mind. If. Yeah, listen to it in Beast. Be stinky. Be a little singer. Oh, never mind.

If you don't listen to it, you're clean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's gross. That's gross. Like brushing your teeth at your desk at work. I'm going to bring in a toothbrush.

But not use it. And not use it. Like it's, I'll pay homage to it. Hey, homage. I want you to bring a water pick and set it up at your desk. Go to tap with it. So loud. I'm not afraid of this.

Why? They hurt. I bought one. You could turn down the intensity. Not the one. I don't think maybe I'd invite, maybe I'd either bought two good of ones. When you use a bad day, do you use full force? Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Two good of ones when you use a bad day to use before

For what's the point your pain for it about a bad day and water picking No, but like I remember it like it's plenty could use it as both it like I feel like it dented my throat It was it blasted It was like it was like a water isn't it wrong it was like a Power washer It was like a water isn't it, Rod? It was like a power washer on my roast. And how are you conditioning this in your mouth? I think you're doing it, Rod. I need to pick it. How could you show me I use a water pick?

Why only use it once I got it? I remember it. I grip it with two hands. And then you start forcing it all the way. I like to think that it shaved off. It was a Chris' facial hair. So yeah, just like a nap. They are pretty, like they could hurt,

because it is a very forceful, tiny little like sharp, beautiful water. But you like hold it in there. I like go all the way up on the teeth, like you keep it in your mouth. You don't like, ah. I think what I did was I checked it on, and I was like holding it like too probably too far from

my teeth. Yeah, and it just it turned on and it goes and I was like, oh, like and it just like that's my throat. It freaked me out. Yeah, because I can't, I can't be in a podcast with you. Because how are you alive? I'm respectfully. I mean, in the most respect. Oh, no, you'll be asking a question. Oh, how did you? How did it hit your throat? Yeah, I just like turned it on with it like pointed generally towards my and you thought that was like

Oh, waterpicks are just really painful. I guess I won't use them I should Google how to maybe administer this I was then like this is dangerous Yeah, I don't want to Like, I don't want to slip or anything, and it ended up hitting my throat like this. And it was like, just tickled and hurt in different places. I didn't like it. A floss.

It's fair. Water pictures great if you use them properly. I said, I don't. Oh yeah, that's. Oh. I look cool. I'm showing bliss a little. I'm pretty cool tomorrow. I'm not. You can't see that tomorrow's episode. Ha ha. You can't. Is that where the reveal happens?

I believe so. Okay. There's a very cool reveal in tomorrow's episode of Tales from the Singy Dragon. And you won't be able to see it until tomorrow. So. So thank you in advance uh-huh. So, thank you in advance for listening. Oh, yeah, sorry. Thank you in advance for listening, but, uh-huh. Or today if you're listening to the recorded episode of podcast. True. I'm still thinking about a water pick. I'm gonna think about this. Yeah. What do you think of it? Did I hurt you? I used to use one for a while, like several years ago. Yeah, I just lost it. I'm a big boy.. Other thing, other thing I didn't like about it. Get your, it got my mirror just covered in water.

You're not using it. You're not using it right now. You can use a bit of, have you used a bit of a day before? Yeah, you put it in your mouth, like near teeth, turn it on. Teeth care lips closed as you like move it from cheese to cheese. Yeah, yeah, I didn't. And then turn it off if you need to spit the water out. Did you look up how did you? I bought a water pig and then it was like powered up.

The confidence. The confidence you have to use something that you've never used before without looking at the direction. And then something that's supposed to aim at your face specifically in your mouth. It got my mirror all wet. Terrible products. I wonder why.

Oh my god. It hit the back of my throat. I freaked out. I spun you around to the mirror. I'm actually afraid of the days, by the way. So I'm not afraid of them, but I've had it for a year and I've only used it three times. What?

Because it's a cold water of a day, but also like. Oh. Did I get it? No, I thought I liked it. I don't know anymore. There's a gift. If you go on Twitter, type in Blizzbear, there's like a gift of me using a bidet for the first time.

Wait, what are we, what are we seeing in this gift? You're not gonna see like my weed. Do we see your face? You see my face. Okay, we don't see streaking. You don't see streaking blizz. You just see me like realizing the waters like touching that part. If I just look up your name, yeah, it's about with the three. Yeah, and you should be able to see

a reaction of me going, because it like finally hit it. It's a number of gifts. Oh, is it this one? Yeah. Because I was like, it's not coming yet. And I was like, oh my god. You had a tweet yesterday. I'm going to tweet this from the SDF account with no context. OK. You had a tweet yesterday that's related to this. What was my tweet yesterday?

I looked it up. You will never catch me arguing with someone on the internet that doesn't open up their ass cheeks in the shower to let the water in. Yeah, yeah, I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing with anyone that doesn't wash their ass. It's a good thing Gavin's not here. Gavin, I heard Gavin. Karate chops. And I'm like, what? Yeah, he karate chops the water into his butt cheeks, like between him. Because he doesn't touch his ass. He is. Why?

That's something I think you two will need to unpack. I haven't met Gavin yet. I haven't met Gavin yet. But you did block Island together? Yes. I. So you have a virtually met him. Yes, virtually met.

I know someone who, I'm going to say who this, because some of you all know them. They had a separate soap, two soaps. Yeah. One for the body, one for the bubble. They had a separate soap for washing. Stop asking you. They had a separate soap for washing.

Stop asking you. That's okay. I thought you meant like us thinking like body wash. Because I would like us to treat it. I would like unscented soap for my like ass crack. Yeah, I guess it was just weird to me that there was like a separate like designated butt soap. That was just weird to me that there was like a separate designated butt soap. That was just weird to me.

I guess it because, are they taking the soap and literally sticking it? That's what I wanted, I, I, I, I, I, I, because that's probably what they're doing. That's the case because like, what a lot of people do is they take the soap, they lather their hands up and then use it on their body. Yeah, yeah.

But this person could just be sticking the bar wherever it needs to go. They've been sticking up their lather at the rest of the body, and then when they're done, they But this person could just be sticking the bar wherever it needs to go. Maybe they're sticking up there, let her the rest of the body, and then when they're done, they take the bar out. That, it's, Rosemallow, if I Gavin does that, oh my God.

He just, yeah, he doesn't wanna, he also doesn't sleep without boxers on or something because he doesn't wanna accidentally touch, or get something in his butthole. And I'm like, what is crawling around? What is going around? What is going what work with a lot of unusual people Can I interview all of them? Well, I'm sure well, I'm sure you'll be on the podcast plenty more times in Gavin is usually on the podcast as well So I would love an intervention between oh my god, I'll set up the water pick Oh my god, I'll set up the water pick. Yeah.

What is that? What is that? The midday, we'll see. Yeah, we'll get there. I'm like this on a person that can't sleep like naked. So I get it. Have you ever tried? Yes, and this is just on-going.

I can sleep. I wake up close. But I generally like to have something, I generally put like underwear on. If you have like a clean set of sheets and you're like in the nudity and you just put it on just like the nice like soft touch of sheets. Feels nice.

Yeah. Feels nice. I feel like the only time I sleep naked is whenever I was like doing stuff. So then it's like having sex. Was it? Yeah. Or you know. Mass rebeiding.

Well, and then so we're bringing always open back. So I have to get used to talking about the stuff with people again. The same masturbation, five times. So masturbation, I'm just. And then I'm like, then at that point, I'm like, well, I want to like, I don't get sheets. So then I'll put underwear on. So it's like, I don't know.

Afterwards, he'd be hot, sweaty, or gross. My favorite thing that Chris does is that he will like tell you something, but he won't finish the sentence but you know exactly what he's like. I know exactly what you're saying. It'll be like two thirds of a sentence each time. I'm like, you know, I don't want to get it, you know, and so like, I'll put on my boxer so that, you know, it doesn't. Yeah, I do know, I guess. I'll take that. No, I can't do it because I wake up sweaty. Yeah. But wouldn't you swap more with more layers?

No, so apparently like if you wear socks while you sleep regulate your body temperature No, I can't sleep. I don't know if that's true But I'm like, okay, guys don't tell me that because I've been living my whole life a lot I think like wearing Like keeping your feet dry is like a really big important thing and like, out in the wild or in the world or anytime like that. I have very sweaty feet and I,

I have to put on socks the second I wake up to walk around and stuff like that because I don't like being barefoot around my house. But to sleep, I have to be barefoot. It's like the complete opposite. Do you have hardwood floors or carpet? Both. I like sleeping, I don I like sleeping with socks. That's the one thing that really bugs me.

Really? Yeah. I love a good sock to skin reach you. Unless it's cold outside. If it's cold, I will wear socks. Yeah. Otherwise, no. But I get weird, because I was reading about trench warfare

and how I pulled. I'm sorry. like Trinch Warfare and how I'm You said We're fair. I don't know what we'll just like just about how like we're one was hilarious Well, no I'm just trench foot, you know, like is the thing where it's like getting your keeping your feet dry Yeah, it's like a huge thing that people didn't really like I think after World War one They're like the most important thing is keep your feet dry. Chris, I don't mean to laugh. I know, but it's like,

you're honest and just telling me how. There's no gets of knowledge in that. It's the me talking about socks here. Yeah, World War I. I was reading about it this weekend. So it's like, on my mind. Yeah. And I'll think about just reading about weekend, you know? So it's like, oh my mind. Yeah. And I'll think about like just reading about,

you know, keeping your feet dry and socks and sleeping, they'd have like a walking around and then like a drying pair. Oh, there is nothing worse, nothing worse than if you're wearing any type of shoes and you step in a puddle. And then you're stuck with wet shoe and wet sock. Yeah, oh.

Oh, especially if it's snowy outside and it's like that wet gross cold snow and you step in a puddle and it's just like fucking toes immediately go numb. Yeah. I had a video idea where just, this is a personal video idea. I was gonna go outside during the rain.

I could do it right now and just take my like, foot off or nope. I'm gonna take my shoes off and just put my foot in a puddle and just record it and then send it out. And I might do that later. Honestly, that would probably make a good TikTok. Because just everyone in the comments is going to be like, you're like, oh, no.

Oh, no, I hope my sock doesn't get into this wet puddle and then just do that. It's like those, I don't know if you've ever seen this one creator who makes these videos that are like they make you want to throw your phone across the room. Like an example would be like Hill Drizzle Honey all over the counter and then take a dry paper towel and try to wipe it up. It's just like the small things of just like making people angry. Oh, you seeing this? No, but I don't want that. That's on fear now.

I locked him with no fears in my business cards in my hands. But it's content like that where you're just like, I hate this so much. Why do I hate this? Us as human beings are so fascinating of like, why this bothers us so much. And I think it's because we all know exactly what that would do and feel like and look like.

And just how to clean it up. Yeah, it's giving me like chills. No, that actually happened on stream. One of my viewers was like, I was watching your stream and it was so funny and I was having fun. I forgot to watch my baby. Oh no. My baby got into the honey.

Oh no. I know there's honey. And it was like, oh, that is you. That's. I was like, turn off the stream right now that's got to move. I was like turn off the stream right now We got to move houses. Please. It's like there's it's like peanut butter baby type of situation You got to get a bunch of bees let her loosen your house. Let them clean up the honey Make it Make more honey

Honey, right we like vomit. Honey. We eat vomit. Yeah. Yeah, honey's delicious. It really is. I see honey just as it gets. We're just like, my mom had to hide it. You're almost there.

I want to find this creator. We're almost like directly making out with a bee when we consume honey. Think about it. How do you make out? Because I think you might be doing it different than I do. I think I have said too much. Because like, you know, yeah, I can't explain most.

Be, support them. Thank you. Man, I had a real problem for a while where I had a bunch of wasps around my house. Oh, God. And I kept finding small nests, and I would spray them. We were like, where the fuck are all these wasps coming from? And I would walk around the outside of my house, and look everywhere, and I could not find the fucking wasps.

I was like, they must be coming from a neighbor's house or something, maybe my neighbor has an infestation. And then after a couple of weeks of this, I was like, all right, I'm going to go out. I'm going to use my grill. I'm going to grill something. Maybe my neighbor has an infestation. And then like after a couple of weeks of this, I was like, all right, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna use my grill. I'm gonna grill something. And I took the cover off of my grill and my propane tank was just covered in like this giant wasp nest. And so I took the cover off and I was like, oh, oh, and I just like dropped the cover and like took a few steps back and went back inside. They did not attack me for

some reason. Like I was like,, oh wait a little bit, let them calm down. And I was like, then I went out from like, from really far away, just like double fisted sprayer. Just like spraying the whole thing down. You have protective gear, did you like cover up? No, I was like, I did that and then ran. I did. So the creator's name, by the way,

is on TikTok, Scoob's Kitchen. And he has a whole series of how to make people uncomfortable. I love that he's got kitchen. Yeah, because I think he's also a chef. And these are from like early 2021, these videos. And there's ones of him like, it's like an automatic coffee maker. And he takes a couple of ways. It's still going.

Oh, it's just like small things like that. Where you're just like, stop or like has a fresh roll of paper towel and like goes to rip it off but it like already breaks in half and he keeps pulling it. Just like stuff like that where you're just like, I don't stop it. That's a villain. That's someone who's a villain. They woke up and they wanted to cause so much chaos in the world. I'm gonna follow it. I support it. I'm gonna get honey everywhere my first day here.

Please, you know, Stefan Puddles. You left me unattended for five minutes. You gotta get a rub. Honey, this is your fault. We're gonna have the sticky office. Who's the sticky office now? Cheapen Hunter? Yeah, probably.

That's fair. You're gonna have to deal with the sticky office. That'll be fun. I'm trying to think of something cute or fun to do on the first day of like me coming in. I've talked about that. Is that a Monday? It's a Monday.

OK, we should do something fun for you. OK, live stream fun. I'll do something fun. I scream. Yeah, we'll get a nice cream truck here. Can you hire a nice truck? You could drive it around. Yeah, we'll get a nice cream truck here Yeah, you all you need is We create what yeah, what should we do for what should we do for blizz on his first day?

Let us know. Oh, I don't know we should go punch him in one place that No, never mind. I was gonna say we should go to that one place. Roots used to go for Christmas, but I don't know what you're talking about. That one place used to go to like that nice restaurant where it's like all you can eat food. Fogutta chow? Yeah. Fogutta chow. Oh, cool.

But I think, I don't know, like you don't need a ton of meat now and it's not as good if you're not eating meat. Yeah, they do have a great salad bar though. They have a great salad bar. Have you not used it? I've only been, the only time I've been is whenever we used to go for a Christmas party. You're saying that, they didn't have the salad bar. I'm sure I did, but I was so much meat.

The salad bar is an entire restaurant on its own. It's huge. Wait, Chris, I'm't eat pork or beef. Is that gonna be important? Well, apparently not. I think they have poultry at Fogo. Do they have chicken? I mean they have, I don't know.

I do. They do? Okay, so I'll be fine then. But also like their salad bar is, it's not just a salad bar. It's like there's a ton of food there and it's all you could eat. You know what I'm saying?

I can't imagine the havoc that that restaurant wreaks on your digestive system if you are not eating the salad there. Well, this was also like just 10 years ago, guys. Do you eat your greens, Chris? Yeah, I do. I do. I do. Okay, good. Yeah. I eat vegetables. I love vegetables. I'm shocked by that, honestly. I like vegetables. I like healthy stuff.

I think my body the other day was craving vegetables because I haven't had it in such a long time. It's crazy how that works now. Yeah, my body was like, you need something because I haven't had it in such a long time. It's crazy I let works. Yeah, my body was like you need something green now or you're going to die and I was like a little dramatic There's a smoothie place near us here. Yeah got all you need got the HB you what you went to today for the first time I'm with the HB and it's so cool But Liz whipped out his phone and started I was wondering what is he taking because my partner and I we I, we don't even know what the HB is. And when y'all suggested going, I was like,

I could take pictures and I can show them what the HB looks like. It's the only good thing about living in Texas. Yeah. And you all, and you all. Aw. Only Barbara said all. Yay.

I was like, ain't it? Because I have feelings. I was thinking about ice cream or ice cream Yeah. I was like, ain't it? Because I have feelings. I was thinking about ice cream. Or, you know, ice cream restaurant. I want to go. So, nothing is different. Am I just business to you? No, but I was thinking about, like, good things.

I was thinking about good things. I was looking up the Olive Garden Pasta Pass, like, unlimited pasta pass. Which, by the way, Chris had. That's kind Pasta Pass. Which by the way Chris had. That's kind of Chris's thing. It's been three years. The last time they did that was August 2019 because of, I guess they didn't do it 2020, you could 20 years ago, but the COVID. And the last year.

Yeah, they have not done it again since then. The fact that that was three years ago makes me angry. Yeah. Like that is too much time to have passed since that happened. That is the last time with Olive Garden. I cannot have with all of them. Yeah, Chris had the all you could to have passed since that happened That is the last time with all of garden. I cannot I would all garden Yeah Chris had the all you could eat pasta past from all of garden and You had pasta well, I was in competition with my buddy

My buddy you know that canner. No, really funny guy We had a competition see who could we both had the pasta pass. We're see who could eat the most pasta You documented there's a lot of film some of that we should like make a video out of it and put it up I say I have trauma with all of Garden. So what happened? Did you used to work there? Or were that your rivalry of cracker barrel? No, no, so like me and my partner we can never go to Olive Garden ever again because we when we first went when we were first dating We went to an Olive Garden a great first As like a I don't know maybe like fifth date or something like that trying to close the deal

Yeah, that's a closer. Yeah, absolutely He orders like a chicken soup or a chicken dumpling soup the chicken's raw Oh, and then like he starts throwing up. Immediately. No, like, after now, I understand what you think making out is like bees. Yeah, some bad family stuff was happening at the same time too. And then we broke up. Oh my god.

Oh, okay, like. Well, I don't know if a fifth day would be a break up. But that more. We get back together, like a couple months later, I'm like, oh, okay, like. Well, I don't know if a fifth day would be a break up, but that more. There's more. We get back together, like a couple months later, and we're like, okay, cool. This is a story I've told multiple times, so it's so funny.

But we have this idea to go to Olive Garden again. We're like, I feel like Olive Garden was a bad time. I want to make a new memory with you at Olive Garden. We're like, okay, cool. We drive there. And we, Olive Garden, everything's fine. We're gonna go pick, cool. We drive there. And we, oh, garden, everything's fine. We're gonna go pick up his dad's car. And when we get there, the car is dead, just randomly.

It just randomly dies. So we hotwire, it's not hotwire, sorry. We jump it, that's what it's called. We jump it, sorry, I don't know the car. You steal your car. And then as I'm driving the car, because I'm the person driving his car back, the car dies.

Wait, your car? His car dies. His car. The one that got you. Oh, it's contagious. And so we end up in this gas station at 1 a.m. with a dead car. We were like, this is all because we were all going to eat. And we got the car at 10.

And the car dies at 11. And I'm stranded at a gas station. And we were like, all because of all of garden the bread sticks now I will never go to all garden again because I don't think we got to see what happened. I was gonna say yeah we got to take it all garden and see what happens. I'm scared. No, I have tried I mean I honestly I don't think I've had all of garden since the end of the possible last because you had it every day. Yeah, I had every day for like a month. It's probably a whole new staff there.

They probably don't know you anymore. Yeah, they probably don't. Let's wait until like I move in just to make sure, you know, everything's fine. Yeah, I'm just curious to see if the curse continues or if like we can make a new memory. Yeah. Maybe the Texas Texas all of Garden will change my life. Higher standards. Higher standards.

I thought you were telling me to have hired. This is all of that and will change my life. Higher standards. It's higher standards. I thought you were telling me to have higher standards. It's over. It's over. No. What I'm asking you is to lower your standards for us. Oh. Here at Rooster Teeth.

Come to Olive Garden with us. When you hear, you hear. You hit me. When you hear, you hear. When you hear. I'm trying to go to an Applebee's though. No? It's a whatever. If you're going to go to any chain in Austin, He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he It's like a good place. It's kind of like a meme. It's like a local joke. Yeah. Oh, y'all were about to set me up. No. It's really just like unremarkable that it's.

Are you guys like me? Isn't it? Or is that the fake one? Is that the fake one? What are you talking about? I'm fake. Someone installed at some point on it. Oh, no, someone put signs up that there was a building

that's gonna turn into a chili piece. There was like a fake chili's opening up on like the six or something. Yeah. And it was like, that's gonna turn into a chill. There was like a fake chile opening up on like the six or something. Yeah, and it was like, that's it. And everyone was freaking out, but it was just a fake sign. I'll go to Applebees with you. All these other people are talking about chile. I'll go to Applebees.

I'll go. Yeah, the great thing about those chain restaurants is there's so many options. Yeah. And so like if you're in the mood for something and your friend is in the mood for something else, guess what? You're all a fucking lunatic. You both could get whatever you wanted. Those

chillies are Apple for agreeing to go. You're my favorite short king. I'm not I'm regular normal-sized man regular average American height. Uh, that's what I thought. Five eight three quarters. Is that average? Regular American male height. Applebee's is fine. We found out one of our editors had never been to Applebee's. We also found out, Dennis. Yeah. We also found out he'd never been to, he'd never had a steak cook medium rare.

What does he do as Dix? I don't know. So we took him to Texas Roadhouse. A good place to do it. He got it. Texas, Texas Roadhouse. Those little bonds that you get at the beginning. In Crabble.

The Cinnamon Butter. Yeah. Is that the place that has peanuts all over the floor? You should, they don't do it anymore. Get the fuck out of here with that. Wasn't there another... Is that a bud? Is that a peanut in the floor?

Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud?

Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? Is that a bud? and college, that's what they would do with the peanuts. Peanut's on the floor, yeah. And that's on the floor when you order a beer. Animals. I think it's a nice vibe. It makes me feel like a hamster. And that's kind of how I want to feel when I'm at it.

Yeah. I remember wanting to be a hamster when I was a kid and like, wait. Wait. And that's why he's dressed up today. You've got a hamster application after the podcast. Well, I should've really like eating like not some stuff and then like keeping me in my cheeks for a bit at the kid.

So like a chipmunk. Yeah. Well our hamsters do too. They can store it in their cheeks. Yeah, you ever see them deep throughout the water thing? Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, when I was like a little kid like six or seven.

No, literally that's the water floss thing. Yeah. That's what you were doing. Yeah, that's a water-picked hamster. And I was like, oh, it'd be cool to be hamster and like run around tubes All day and then like you know, it's funny. I had hamsters as a kid It's the only pet we ever had and I remember thinking you sound like a hamster code I don't know what that

And I was somehow offended. Yeah, I don't know if it's I don't know how it'd be a good. No, it seems like we had two hamsters in their Names for Derek and Oliver Because I thought that was regal in their names were Derek and Oliver. Cause I thought that was regal. But I remember thinking, cause they had like cool cages and stuff with like all this like different layers and different like our levels rather

and like things to do. And it's like, it'd be fun to be small and be in a cage like that. And like get to run around and have your own little like activities. Yeah, it's like the remember the McDonald's like play things where they had the tutors like that. But like also, they were training kids to be

hand-to-teas. Jesus Christ. So video of a hamster deep-throated one with a little water wins. Me, your mom wins. Me when you win. It's a water van. It's like when your mom won. When you're mom. When you're mom and I when you when you when me I'll take that.

I should call them. That's the other. No, there's a in your office that it reminded me to call them Nice, yeah, I was like I looked out, but I was like I should call them. Yeah, all right. What was it our vet hole? That was blame That's Vestie Blay and it's fine We'll take it. Yeah Vestie Blay and it's fine. We'll take it. Yeah. Vestie Blay. Oh, God.

Man, I feel remiss if I didn't at least ask this question. I feel like I know the answer to it. But did anybody watch House of Dragons last night? I did. I did not. I did. I don't feel, I mean, we're going to watch it. I don't feel like extra compelled to.

Like, I just can't bring myself to care right now. I don't know. There's like nothing to watch. And even then, I was like, nah. Yeah, I can see it is like you don't want, you don't want to get burned. Yeah. Uh, but, but I, yes.

Also, I mean, what eyebrows. Yeah, I don't, I don't know, but. Well, you know, because of the dragons. Oh. Oh. I'm not going to say what eyebrows. I don't know, but. Well, you know, because of dragons. Oh. Thank you, Mike. Mike, on top of it there, I go ahead. No, just, I can't, right now, I cannot

prove myself to care about it. Maybe I'll watch it, and maybe I'll love it, but it's just like... So you didn't watch it? No, I did not watch it. I just can't. How was it, Chris? Because you said you're the only one who's doing it.

I like it. I like it. It was a little slow. And then it picked up. I felt like as it went along. It's like a prequel, right? Yeah. And I would watch, I would watch more. But I'm not, I'm like saving judgment to I'm like how I really feel because it's just like one episode. Is there a nudity? Yeah, but they should. Yeah. Okay. Good. But they should grab you like the last,

the last game of the one's ended on a fucking down note. People do not like that franchise. The last season. This first episode needs needed to have hit it out of the fucking park from frame one. Like the last game is going to end on a fucking down note. People do not like that franchise out. This first episode needs needed to have hit it out of the fucking park from frame one. Yeah, I don't think, because I had that same feeling, I was like, man, it was a little slow. But I think if it builds and people start talking about it, then it wasn't bad. I didn't dislike it. I'm gonna watch more. Fair enough. I didn't dislike it. I would watch I'm gonna watch more

Fair enough But not something me on it. Well, I I don't have much to say Yeah, and they had boobies That's honestly I remember one of my fondest memories was We every week we would get together and watch Game Thrones together, usually at Bernie's house. And every time the content warning would come up on screen to like say what was going to happen the episode like violence or nudity or whatever, if there was ever the nudity warning we would all cheer.

We love the movies. And I remember during the red wedding Bernie's's cat killed a mouse. Oh yeah. I was carrying it across the front of the screen. We were watching, so he put a projector outside in his backyard and we would watch it outside. Yeah. And during the climax of the red wedding,

when all the death was happening, Bernie's cat caught a mouse and was violently killing it. Oh my god. Like in the foreground of the... Like right in front of the projector. And so it was just like, it was very immersive. Yeah, it's like, wow. The birdie blanister.

Yeah. Bernie pulled out all the stuff. All the stuff. It's creating. It was very funny. I think it's funny though, when cats do kill mice. Mice. Is it mouses or mice? do like kill mice. Um, mice. Is it mouses or mice?

I don't know. Mice. Mice. I completely forgot a whole word. This is a mouset. You know, the name is like which word the rules change all the time for it. All the time for it. But like see, this is one of those moments where I'm like, I'm smart.

I'm really intelligent. But there's moments where it's like simple things where I'm just like. The plural of mous, you know, the word we all use which is me's me's It's never my cartoon like you me's is you me's is yeah But apparently cats bring you me's or mice They bring it to you because they think that they think that you're not a good hunter and they care for you. Yeah.

And they're like, oh, you didn't kill today. It's like a respectfully, right? It's like a respectfully, but also like I'm better than you. Look, I did the thing you can't do. I did the soul. There's another one. It was so easy for me to do this. Here you go.

I can't know you need to eat something. I also only learned recently. You know when you give a dog a toy and they like thrash it around a lot and like whip it around a whole bunch. Yeah. It's because like they think they're killing it. Yeah. It's also why they're like a squeaker in there. Yeah. It sounds like it's dying. That's how dogs would kill their prey is they would fucking whip it like, whip it around and break its neck and like, oh my god. Yeah, well, it's like a, I mean, it's a animal. Yeah.

So of course, yeah. But it's just, you know, you think your dog's just being ran punctual. Oh, I'm like, I'm just doing it. It's a murder simulator. Right here. And while my cat's like licking my leg because he thinks that I don't know how to groom myself.

Or he's tasting you for when you die and he could eat you. Why would you say that? Is that you, Eric? No, it's like some the soundboard. Sorry. But I mean like what's that you on the sound? Now, we're here from Instagram. Alright, let's go ahead and wrap this up. I got. Thanks a lot for watching. We'll be back again next week with another episode. And go check out BlizzBare all over everything, Twitch and social media. I tell you what the thing you're media. It deals with the Stinky Dragon. And Tails and Stinky Dragon.

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