Rooster Teeth Podcast - How Up Is Space? - #413

Episode Date: January 31, 2017

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the podcast. It's early. It's five. I'm the. I'm the. This week's podcast is brought to you by GoNidey, ProFlowers and Sherry's Berries. I honestly forgot the order. If I did sponsors first or people or I'm off. Like we weren't ready. We were just like talking and I was in a let's play about 90 seconds ago. You ran over. like go to go good debating whether you're gonna remember or not. I Remember that I just it snuck up on me still. I'm Gus Gavin John and Gus we were gonna start. I mean like I knew you were working like that's The primary disadvantage just starting at this time is that people could potentially be working on something in the middle of something and Forget to meet their phone or like other things like that.

Right. Yeah. So it's interesting to say the least to be streaming so early. Like we're gonna be done before we would have started normally. There's probably gonna be a time when we get to summer that you're gonna finish you're gonna walk out the doors and the sun's gonna still be out. Oh yeah, tons of time. It's gonna be like half the year. Yeah. It'll be nice. I'll see the sun on that. That means it's gonna be a way to have Mondays back. Yeah, it was long. Like Mondays were really long. It's normally I'd get here before nine in the morning anyway. And then whenever we did the podcast at 7.30,

you know, I'd be leaving around 10 pm. So it's like I knew every Monday was a 13 hour day. It was unavoidable that I was getting in the normal hours. Right. And then you, then when you question you like, wait, no, that's ridiculous. Why the fuck are we doing that? I wonder how much lower a live numbers will be this week.

Or higher. It should be good. I can check. Well, lower if they tune in at 7.30 and it's like, oh, I missed it. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'll get to tune into try hard. Yeah, but who wants to watch that?

Yeah, don't forget. Some people accidentally. Seven p.m. following us will be a try hard podcast and our newly re-structured podcast block called the cock block. So happy about that. Oh, there's a graphic for it. Hell yeah, there is the cock block. The cock block. Dude, super three, RT podcast or five try hard at seven. That's a loaded dick. I couldn't determine whether we should be first or last. So we went middle. Sandwich. Right. It's like Gus, like I get billing it top in at the end

So let's the other the opposite of you there Yeah, you're the mid you're billing in the middle. It's like the compromise We're like the baloney well There's an opening for us and then there's a closing Yeah, please don't tell me you actually eat baloney. No, I never grow up with baloney. I didn't Prope a lot of stuff. That's good. Hey, you know, great piece I found out. Simple childhood. From last year, or the last episode, I love grape juice as a kid.

Because it was the only thing I could drink on Passover because I was in a lot to have wine for a long time. So I think they would give the kids grape juice to make it look like your wine. I used to wolf down like orange squash and rye beaner and stuff, but never actual grape juice. What was that second one? Robina, Robina.

Robina. Blackcurrant, ordeal. I don't know what that is. The only word from that I understood was black. Current, it's like a berry, right? Well, yeah. And then you put a little bit in like that much and then you put water in and then you drink it.

Nope. But if you drink it all like this, it's not a real thing. It was like, you can't do that. I appreciate the sound effects you gave us for all of those things. You put it in like, and then you're gonna like, would you make a sandwich with bread? And? Oh, like peanut butter and that. Why are we listing foods?

I was like, I'm sorry. What do you want to talk about Gavin? Bologna's weird and the packaging is weird. It looks like it's upside down. What goes in Bologna? It looks like it's upside down. Quashmack. Yeah, like as opposed to like,

because it rises up off of the package. Oh, yeah, like you want to put it on the underneath. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that that makes sense. And it's gross. I don't like it. Maybe it's like stranger things. It's like from the upside down. Yeah. Would you say it's a bunch of honey? Yeah, it's a hand from the upside down. It's just evil. So would you say it's a bunch of Beloney, but the time is over. Because you felt good enough to say it was. You know, it's impressive that you would go for that the first again is amazing. Yeah, I haven't been on the podcast for a while.

I need to hang up for it. Well, you said, I know what you can fuck up more than me at the top of the show. I know. I'm dumb. I feel like there's a lot of pressure now because there's like new people watching it live. Hello. Someone using the hashtag RT Podcast, someone tweeted that they're watching for the first time from Estonia

Wow, that sounds pretty made up place probably pretty late there I don't know where Estonia is like midnight. There was I showed you a map. Oh, there was you can point at Estonia No, no, we were out in the bungalow one day and I walked by, what a fine video. Shout out to I'm talking now. Oh. Oh. Actually, no, I'd be curious about this. So I was walking by Becca's computer and she was playing a quiz.

That the first thing I guess they were playing a quiz of like just a blank map of the United States and they would say a name you have to pick where that state wasn't see how well you know the states. And then I went to Europe and just we didn't know anything. How well do you think you could do that, Gavin? On Europe? Yeah. I'd know anything. How well do you do that, Gavin? On Europe? Yeah.

That'd be okay. It was like, you know, like Lithuania. There's a lot of, there's a lot of much smaller countries that I wouldn't know the placement on. But even like the, like, it's a Gavinia, whatever. But even the big countries. I didn't know where Sweden was. Sweden?

Yeah. No, you're dumb then. No, I know like, from a blank map that doesn't tell you where the places are. And you have to click on whatever one is. Yeah. That, it gets difficult. I did it for the US one too. And I thought I knew the state's pretty well.

I didn't do too well on that. The only ones I really know are like California, like what they look like. Yeah. Utah. I think that I would do better on a map of Europe that was blank than I label in the Canadian provinces. Yeah, yeah. I don't know any province.

Yeah, you do. Of course you do. You have to know, you know a couple. I know. I couldn't name a single right now. You know British Columbia. I know British Columbia. Is that a province? No, wow. Yes.

I have paid zero attention to Canada. All right. And they're named Canada Places. I don't know. The snowy part and the knots are snowy part. Oh, we got the map. They're all snowy parts. Yeah point to Sweden. It's right there. Which one? You told me yes, we're gonna point at it. It's that one But it was even things like

What was the other ones? It was like is Paraguay? Is that in is that in Europe? No, that's not America. It's out of America Man, I feel so bad because all these people of probably are able to watch the podcast. I was stuck in that and I couldn't figure out where power go I was in Europe. It just didn't fit. I've just said it was naming a bunch of countries. I don't know. It's just not an area of facts that my brains decided to hold on to.

Now, there's all these things that you're taught in school and that's shoved into your brain, and then you're asked to recite, and then your brain only holds on to so much. It's true. And for some reason, I have kept on, I've decided to move all of the countries of Europe out of my brain to remember basically everyone who's ever been an X-Men. My brain just didn't work. That's what my brain is about.

That's the first place. I can tell you too much about comics and movies and cartoons and can tell you nothing. Have you ever been in a place and not known where you are on the map? Yeah. What? I was in Castle, Germany. Oh. And so I know where Germany is, but I don't know where Castle is in relation to anywhere

else in Germany. It's probably it. I couldn't point to London on the map. I can know the general area, but I couldn't point it out. I like that game you used to do where when you were in an airport, you would try to find a seat that faced Austin and then look on Google Maps to verify it. Try to see. It was fun.

For the longest time, I didn't know you guys were using Google Maps, so I opened the Apple Maps app and I'm just like, I don't even have a cursor and I can't turn around everywhere. You know what's annoying? Is it- If you delete it Apple Maps, like I have, it's garbage, and then you press a link to something. It doesn't just open in Google Maps, it's like,

you need to restore Apple Maps. I forgot- What do people think it's garbage? Garbage! It is garbage, but I forgot that you could delete Google Apple maps Yeah, you should absolutely do that. I got rid of the stocks and I got rid of like Why would you keep stock? I didn't know you can I thought was one of those like oh I thought you said it like

How could you how do you know yeah, they finally allow you to delete those stock apps? So or the default apps. Okay. Yeah, the finally allow you to delete the stock apps. So, or the default apps. Okay. Yeah, the stock apps. Yeah, the stock stock apps. Yeah. It's a huge pain in the ass. Apple.

Apple is poo at the moment and that's probably summed up. It's just all toss and crap. I'm still probably happy with it. I think my next phone won't be an iPhone. I think I'm going to stick with the iPhone. Here's my problem. Gavin, I think you're full shit. I'm sick of complaining about it and keep buying them I don't think you're gonna get I need a new phone I broke my phone and I've been using an old one of Andy's for forever and just been waiting for taxes

You're using Andy's old phone. Yeah, did you cleanse that before you saw using it? Yeah, I did It's like it's like it's also like in a box put it in a different and poison That's not how you cleanse things Barbara. I know I was making a Exaggeration of how you hyperbole. Well, it's if you put poison for whatever the the bad stuff is right. Yeah, the bacteria Like when you do something acid. Anyway, I've been using the whole phone. I've been waiting for tax season to be over to be before I know if I have money because I got screwed over with taxes last year. So I'm like waiting to see how

little owed more than you thought. Yeah, it was like this whole thing like I got divorced and then didn't change my the what you exclude and something they got to the end. They're like, you owe us lots of money. And I was like, why? And they're like, because you said you had kids. And I was like, I do. And they're like, no, you just don't have them now. I don't get to claim them completely.

What, why can't you claim money? I don't know what you get. I don't know that the tax people tell me stuff. You either like, you either like, clean the left side or the right side, you can't clean the whole kid. I claim my kids here. No, so then I guess I'm waiting for that to end before I know if I have money to go get a phone.

I don't want an iPhone, but I also don't want to learn a new phone. You guys are gonna get iPhones because everyone we know has an iPhone. That's what makes it so hard to get rid of it is the iMessages Everyone uses it. It's like really it's the people around me causing me to have this So you should you should buy an Android for everyone around you. Yeah, I need a lot of people

I'll be like talk to people do you text how do you do that I text yeah, oh like four yeah Yeah, not worth it. Four phones that's it yeah Not worth it. Yeah, not worth it. Absolutely not what I don't buy you a phone. Oh, I wouldn't use it It's your gun phone. I like bitching about Apple what I like Complaining about how shit it is they invented the fucking platform the invented the idea of this kind of phone And they forgot how to make them. Thank you. Can I tell you something I'm really embarrassed about?

What? I bought this. Oh god. What is that? And it's, because I was sick. Oh, that's the earring for you. He is. Wait, what did the men want to see?

I want to see what they look like. Oh, they look totally lame. And I only wear them under a hood, because I'm so embarrassed by them. Oh my god, they came out. Like that. Oh, that was terrible. Oh, it just beeped to my ear. Anyway, I'm sick of losing headphones.

Like I never have the lightning ones. Oh, God. And I, I've lost the adapter for the thing. And I was just sick of never being able to use headphones. I was like, I'm gonna try these out. And I really like them. You're sick of losing headphones. I'm sick of it. So you bought easier to lose headphones? I was losing. and I really like them. You're sick of losing headphones. I'm sick of it.

So you bought easier to lose headphones? I was losing, I was just forgetting them. I was like, oh, I brought these ones and these don't fit in the plane. And then I would have like the wrong ones. Oh, this doesn't fit in my phone. You could just think of them as like bringing your charger with you. But this is so small, I'm just gonna leave it there. But I'm truly embarrassed and I hate myself way more than I did before I own them. And I don't want them.

I hate you more than before you own them too. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't realize that the STEM of it was so long that it would hang out like that. I thought they were just like, just like, just like that. Oh, I wish they were. They stick out like doofy. I mean, they are, they only stick out as much as the cable ones do.

Yeah. But there's no cable on them. Why would, there's's like there are Bluetooth headphones that exist prior to those stupid pieces of shit. I have a pair of over I prefer over the year. I have over here one so I can go running with them. And I have a Bluetooth adapter for them that I use to connect to my phone. Yeah. So they're not Bluetooth. They're not natively Bluetooth. They're wired. Okay. So that gives me the flexibility. If I need the wire, I can still plug them in.

Then if I want a Bluetooth for my phone, I have over-ear ones that just connect in the back and they're in their Bluetooth and they're the best thing ever. I like just the fact that I like no cord, I like it. But they don't need to look like those abominations. I get freaked out by the in-ear ones. I used to have like in the early days

where I was between first start traveling a lot. I bought these really nice noise cancelling in ear, send hiser earphones, and they had like different attachments for the part you put in your ear. So like the shape of your ear canal, like it would get in there and like seal it off that we could use big-

I feel like those would get lost in your ears. It got lost in my ears. I was on a plane and I tried to take them out. I was like, oh shit, I'm in my ears. I was like, oh, no. Nothing worse than being at 35,000 feet. And like, you've got shit in your ear, like blocking up the pressure. So you were a fussy baby? Block your nose and squeeze.

I would just like, I went to the bathroom. I was like, I was like trying to like dig shit out of my ears. It took like 10 minutes to get around. I just imagine you had like blowing up a getting red. It's like, oh, the pressure. I have the opposite problem that you do. When I ever use those like little earbud things, the inside of my ear, like where they're supposed to sit,

is really small and very stiff, so it can't really sit inside. So they always end up just like, well, falling out of my ears. Well, that's why these had like the different attachments that we could find when that was like bigger. I like the ones that curl around the top of the ears. That's good for running and exercise and so on.

I like cans, I want to man, like that. Would you have individual Bluetooth cans if they could somehow stick to it? Just these domes of your ear that are not connected by anything? If you get little magnet implanted on the skin. So the magnet is pulling in between your head and the skin? They could do that. If you just had a plate that was magnetic and you put the hydra and you just put the things on the top Yeah, there you go. Your air is bracing. It's just slowly like squishing your That's strong. It's not your addiction. I'm getting ahead at just thinking about that. We have a really long flight coming up

You tomorrow are texted me. Oh, is that tomorrow. I'm leaving tomorrow. I love you are yep But I for the first time ever going to Australia. I'm on the flight that goes Dallas Sydney, which I think is 17 hours I'm very L.A. So I get a little that is a little break on the long flight That is one of the longest flights in the world. I think that's like the fifth longest flight in the world. Yeah, I heard that it's the third. They're doing Perth to London soon. Which it's going to be. That's a piece of cake.

There's never been a direct flight from England to Australia in the history of flying. I don't think anyone's done that. I mean, just because it's too long. Yeah, it's just, there's not a fuel. And now they're doing it somehow. Wait, that was, I was just, there's not a fuel. And now they're doing it somehow. Wait, I was gonna say it. How long?

I let them do it a few times just to be safe. I like the idea of them being like, all right, well, we've calculated. I think we can do it. Let's load it up a pass. Yeah, let's get it. Nobody bring two pieces of luggage. But everybody just take one.

I think we'll think we can make it. Bring a couple of helium balloons. Can a couple of you hold these cans of gas? Just in case. Just in case. Everyone check one bag of gas. There. You brought your J-A.

There's your carry on. There's your petrol. And they get on the flight. They could do like a lottery system. We see who has to go out and put it in the wing. There was a 32-A. Please use the emergency exit. No, each seat has a receptacle that when it's your turn, your light comes on. Oh, my turn. You just see how long that flight will be because I'm not London.

It has to be the longest flight. I mean, it's the wrong side of Australia for us. It's quite a scam off our purse to London by 2017. That's crazy. You can go to from England to Australia in one Kwan is gonna offer Perth to London by 2017. That's crazy that you can go to from England to Australia in one of fours. I don't know, we go to space, that's not that crazy. It's a 787. But space isn't that high up. Like, let's not be crazy here.

No, I'm saying, but we are able to leave the gravitational pull of the earth. Wait, us traveling from London to Perth is not like some sort of... Impossitive. How up is space? How, if you want to how people like grapes and how up is space does rock slow love it I hope is space if you took if you took your stop point and your Sydney point and just did that is that what wasn't you coming up is this up up that was this

up is this or is this up this one up when in space. Oh, that's a one up from view games. That's where it is. One up is the income. So low earth orbit is an orbit around earth with an altitude between 99 miles and 1200 miles. So that's just low or orbit. So you could you definitely be above that. Yeah, but like the actual pole of going that high

is also something that expands even more gas than just coasting over to Perth. What are you talking about? I'm talking about that like we were able to go from, we were able to go from down to up, which involves more like a fuel than just going from up to here and then like, meh, just kind of coasting

Do you talk about orbit? Are you talking about flying a plane? Talking about getting out of the earth I'm saying that involves a lot more a lot of up. Yeah, so it looks like GPS satellites orbit at about 16,500 miles Okay, that's a lot higher than that. That's a lot. That's a lot of up. L.A. to Sydney is... How many miles?

It's probably like... Yeah, seven or eight thousand. That's like a, what, 13 or 14 hour flight? It's 15. Oh. Oh, maybe it's 13. I think it's 15 on the way back. I don't know.

No. I flown it a bunch, and I just, it's hard to remember all the info. Why have we gone back to the moon? Uh, why have we not gone back to the moon? What's the point? Nailed it, did it. But go! It's there! Let's go hang out. Why are we like having trips there?

Let's go hang out of the palm of the ocean. Why? I would! Aren't they working on it? I don't think any was... I think China might be the only country planning to send a person back to the moon. Whatever happened to the whole like conception that we'd be living... Like people would be living on the moon. And that's like nothing there.

That we should be living on. No, but just in terms of like how eventually the planet's probably gonna go to shit. Right, but there's nothing there sustaining us. Right, if you lived on the moon, you would still need the planet. Yeah, so even if this earth becomes a lifeless rock, we shouldn't go to the closest other lifeless rock

just for space. You need clouds and rain and stuff to live on it. Yeah, but if you don't have the humans need clouds. I still think we should go back. I think we could establish like a, like almost like a refueling station or a Ford operating base to get to other places. Or like a restaurant.

Come on, a restaurant. Yes, a revolving restaurant. Yeah, revolves around the earth. I think we should be at this point. We should be at like vacationing to go to the moon yeah I wouldn't want to go bullshit bullshit you you could find that climate of just like rock and crack on it it's not the climate it's being on a different celestial body yeah Australia is basically that it's so far it finally, I'm not going to the moon.

I'm going to Australia. It's super far away and it's upside down. It's the different, it's the different. Is that what you know, Australian things of America? It's like the moon. I mean, it is cool that it's in like, it has a different seasonal pattern too. What about Mars? Would you go to Mars?

I don't want to leave. A visit. What if, okay, what if I had a teleportation pad right here that would just take you there? If it was a telepoi, if it was instant, toats. If it was spent three months on a spaceship, what about a week on a spaceship?

There's too much that could go. A week to go to Mars. Too much that could go wrong with space travel. Yeah, and he's also complaining about like a 15 hour flight. He's not gonna do a week. He's wrong with you. What is wrong with you? Yeah, but I feel like that would be more comfortable. flight. He's not gonna do a wish wrong with you. What is wrong with you? Yeah, but I feel like that would be more comfortable.

Traveling for a week. Like, get up and walk around. Tick-o! TEMMARS! I don't know what I'm gonna do there. I don't know if the internet is good. I need to upload a video, John. What am I gonna do?

Okay, I'm on John's side now. When you shot some slow-mo on Mars. Gavin, you're on the fucking... You're in space on another planet. Yeah. Is that not a cool concept to you? Have you been inside of volcano? If I could be,

I'd be cool. These are things that I could do, I would go do. You could do that. Go inside of volcano. Yeah. Like, figure it out. If we can go to Mars, you can wear a diving suit and go into a volcano.

Yeah, you can get some merge in lava, but you see people with like those aluminum foil suits. Yeah. So I'm comparing the two though. Going to Mars versus going inside of the volcano. I would say it's those places that man has never actually stood. There's something amazing about that.

In all of those scenarios, it should never be me. I should never be the first man. It'll be a waste. What am I going to do on Mars? I would love to cut to a video of you standing on Mars in a space suit like, all right, now what? If I went to Mars and came back, NASA would be like, what did you do?

Like what experiment was to do, and I'd be like, I was just bored and walking around and it was Mars and that was it. What would I do with that? Collect some sand. You're just trying to be a villain right now because you would indeed, if you got to be the first person that go to Mars

I wouldn't do I don't even know if it's about being the first I promise you just going to Mars in general is fucking I promise you I would not want to go to Mars even if I was the first person because of the Martian Because of I hate you so I don't want to be alone with my thoughts For that long what if I went with you what if Gus want my deal. I don't want to be with your thoughts What a John what what what what we're me? I'm a delight. We're hang out though. Maybe that'd be all right I invite me to do anything out of curiosity. Kevin doesn't know How much do you think I'm seeing a special space station cost to build the actual space station international space station like how much the the initial build with inflation?

I don't know I don't know. I don't know. 400 million dollars. It took including like development time and what? In the 2010 cost, what I'm talking about. $200 million. $10 billion. $400 million. $150 billion.

Oh, wow. That's an expensive thing. It's like an order of magnitude more than anything you can possibly get a hundred and fifty billion dollars Sandra Bullock Spaces expensive Lot of money I wonder if you spend a hundred and fifty billion dollars on the moon. What would you get like? International space we have had like a base there by now

or something else? Could have paved it. Could have paved the moon. Well, that makes me think like, if, again, if like people start living on the moon, I know it will never happen, because it's not sustainable. But like, what would be the cost of like real estate there?

If the space station is $150 billion. So that basically on the space station, living in the most expensive apartment. It's got a great view though. It's expensive Airbnb ever. No air. What would a mortgage be on a 150 billion? I'm a mortgage cabinet mortgage calculator. I'm gonna see. I have a 25 years. No, no, no, no 30 years. That is traditional. What would be your down payment? No PMI.

What would you do PMI? We'll see. Home value. If you usually put down 10% right? Proper attacks would be up to million. Filion. Loan amount. We'll do the whole thing. We don't have any money down. Well, no, no, let's put down like 20 grand.

Yeah. 20 grand or 20. One, two, three. We'll do a 4% or 30. It'll help. It was just a quarter at it. Property tax. It's probably no property tax in space.

Probably not. Yeah PMI Do you think is a joy we'll do no PMI no way joy. I don't know how to price out the insurance on that I don't own a house suggesting a thousand dollars a year. They're talking about that. Okay a grand a effort first I didn't sure 150 billion. It could be a flyer. You want to get that grand back just in case Like you know, I'll hold on Yeah, I think this calculator Where are you trying to live it's it's saying Is it actually affordable no, it's yeah, well, it's saying that it's a hundred seventy eight dollars a month

I can afford to live there It's yet well it's saying that it's $178 a month I can afford to live there It must have cut a bunch of zeros off $178 a month. Yeah, there's no way that's right. It's probably $178 per nanosecond is for like three billion years Yeah, did you accidentally do that? A 30 billion a country? Yeah, see it's just broken it cuts a lot of the zeros. You know, $20,000 down, boom. Yeah, see, it's just broken. It cuts a lot of the zeros off. Huh.

I have $178 a month. You could live in space. I could. You've got to get up there. The commute's a bitch. I live in space. That'd be awesome. I would too.

You would live in space. I think so. Yes. No, I would. What does everyone want to go to space and stuff? I would go and see. I would not. It's amazing.

Space is amazing. I know, but I shouldn't be there. Well, then you don't get to come, and I will go, and I will, I don't know, send you silly pictures. Okay, so say it took three months to go to Mars. Would totally go. You were spent 90 days traveling.

Oh, easily. It'd spend 180 if you plan on coming back, right? Yeah. How long does it take to get to Mars? I have no idea. It's not, it's gonna be longer than that. It could be years, surely. Three years. Three years to Mars? I have no idea. It's gonna be longer than that. It could be years. Surely. Three years. Yeah, I waited three years. You wouldn't do three years? No, I waited three years.

Well, you kids, so that would kind of like even if I even if I had nobody here waiting for me. According to NASA, a vessel of humans on it would take roughly six months to travel to Mars and another six months to travel back. Oh, why did they say three years? In addition, you're lying to us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, maybe times of change six months. Ashwax have to stay 18 to 20 months on March before the planets realign for return trip. So in all it would take two and a half years roughly. I could do it if we were we had like a data stream of stuff to be able to get to the space. I would only do it if it made a modem noise every time you connected. You're like, all right, shitty internet.

Could you imagine how much you would miss out on if you missed two and a half years of the like of life? Yeah. Every like it's the same thing. I'm about to say the beginning of what? I mean, you mean I could skip two and a half years of what's going on right now? I would love to do that. Sign me up.

And get stranded out there though. John, whatever could you mean? Everything's wonderful. Nothing bad is happening. What if they banned people from Mars by then? Damn red plan. I'm gonna ban GAM from Mars. Damn red planet people. I've been stealing our jobs.

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John. Of course. It's just rubbish. No, I was like jumping on Reddit really quick, just see what's going on and someone had posted that it was, I was like, oh, and I wanted just to see. How's your private life? How is that a segway? I never see you, I'm just wondering what's up. It's good, my life's good right now. I like my life.

Yeah, I'm having a good time. I don't like his life. You love my life. I felt bad. I declined an overwatch invite from John the other day. Oh, yes. Was it like a text invite? Was it?

No, it was online, like, like, like, Why did you decline it? I was only gonna play like one match. Yeah, that's all, I was just grinding arcade for loot boxes. That's exactly what I was doing. That's why, that's why, not to do it! Okay, got it. Because the lunar thing can just come out.

I want to get skins and I've gotten jack-all skins so far. I'm really sick. Oh, no, I've got both me skins, and I got the Diva Emote. I got nothing. I got the stupid tracer highlight intro. Oh, and I think I got the, I think I got one other one. Oh, I got the Winston skin too. That's what was just so good.

Yeah, that's good. They are, they are just killing that game, as far as like, as far as like the way, like good killing it, killing it. Yeah, the killing it with that game. Yeah, with like making idiots like me spend money on loot boxes every three months. You spent money on it? I bought some loot boxes. Buy a phone first. Then spend money on it. I don't know why I'm telling you how to spend your money. Are you, are you just complaining that you did have a phone.

Okay, but 20 bucks every three months is different than the $700 to get a phone. If you buy up front, do the contract because I don't have enough money in my budget to do stuff like that right now. Again, I got screwed over with taxes. You sent it for a contract, you have to pay like 25 bucks a month for your phone. And I'm trying, and I have, I've put a limit on monthly bills because things stack up. That's your Excel spreadsheet. Give us your budget.

No, it's like a lot of those little things that we all like pay for, they begin to stack up, and I had to once I got to a bit of a budget crunch, I was like, I just have to stop doing those monthly things. If I want a new one, I have to get rid of one. And so if I want to add the phone, it's the same thing. I want a cat. I want a cat so fucking bad. Y'all, you should get a cat. Every time you post anything about your fucking kitty,

I'm ready to just go out the door and go get one. But I refuse to get a pet until one, I know I can, I have you know, have no problems, you know, getting all the, the beginning gobbins because I have no cats stuff. Plus I don't know cats stuff. And then two, I pay for insurance for my pets. And so in case there's emergencies, I always do that. And so I, I'm an insurance another bill.

And so I, I can't do that until I can get past taxes. I occasionally will go through all my recurring and make sure I'm not paying for crap, I'm not using, which happens all the time. I was paying for Xbox Live on an account I didn't use for like three years of paying 10 bucks a month. And I did their bit about it. Did you hear about the guy?

It was his dad who was paying for some service for 30 years. And he only found out about it. It was on Reddit. Yeah, I think it was, I don't think it was quite 30 years. I think it was out about it. It was on Reddit. Yeah, I think it was, I don't think it was quite 30 years. I think it was an AOL account that even picked her like a couple of decades.

I thought it was at least like, between 10 and 30 years. Yeah, it was, it was, it was a long time. It was at least a decade. It was a long time. I put into that. So I looked, so this is not a mortgage calculator. Oh.

I just divide. Oh, it's my kid. What's your cast name? Columbo. Columbo. Look at his little, especially, no one tells me every time. I just divide. Oh, it's my kid. What's your cast name? I... Columbo. Look at his little, special note. Kills me every time. I just divided $150 billion by 360 months.

Okay. So this doesn't even take into account interest or anything. Okay. So if you were 0% interest loan, great deal. That's a good loan. You pay $416 million a month. A month. $416 million dollars a month 416 million 6666,666 dollars and How long have you been low to that for 30 years?

So if I do that you're saying by the time I'm retired I could own it outright yes You could own the space station if you could only put down 416 million dollars a month did you include the $20,000 you could only put down $416 million a month. Did you include the $20,000 down payment? I did not. I did not. That's different. Quite a dent.

No, everyone's going to know that I had a good taxis and the day that I tweet that I got a cat. That's how I'm going to, if I don't get a cat after April, that's like John got screwed by taxes. Or you could work really hard, right? And then be like, hey, I need a pay rise. Yeah, that's also something that could happen. But even then, I'm still just like holding on to my career.

Here's how you do that. Here's how I guarantee you sure you'll get a pay rise. Stop making on the spot. That's good, so I can't. I don't think that actually will help. Damn it. On the spot, like does things like sell sponsorships and stuff like that and makes them money.

That's what I do. No, what I do. The $20,000 down payment reduces your monthly payment by $55. This is every I. That's not bad. That's enough for a phone. Yeah, I can get a phone now.

Or I can pay for insurance for a kitty. I want a kitty so bad. I want a kitty so bad. This is what you do. This is what I do to suppress the want and the desire. Cause I also really want a cat or a dog or any pet whatsoever, but I don't have time for one or the money for it. Here's what I do.

Instagram, there's a count called cats of Instagram. That doesn't do it for minimal. Just watch cat videos. Yeah, that's something about having a cat. Like sometimes I'll be sat working, like editing at home, and I'll be like, oh, I've reached a limit. I need to go and find the cat, yeah, I need to squeeze the cat.

And then I'm good done. So I just do that to Aaron. I was like, hey, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was it? Was it Rachel that had a kitty here? Or was it Alex? Alex had it.

Alex had a kitty that they had found. She found her on the side of the road and like she took it to go get all the proper things at the vet and everything and brought it here. It was, it could fit in one of your ways. Well, what happened was I work over in the bungalow. Yeah, I work over in the bungalow and they asked a question about a logo and as long as it's times where I was like, I know this question can be easier answered if I just go talk to a person. And so I walked over here and I walked into the room like mouth open ready to say something.

And then I saw, I kept my who had it, but someone had the kitty just nestled in here. And I noticed it and just stopped. Like there's the, there's the, there's the, there's the, there's the, there's the, there's the, but see I don't want to, this is all you need.

Any more cats on the internet. There are enough, yeah, this, you only get like 5% satisfaction from them. No, I need to get, I've never owned a cat. They're videos. So so good. And that easy, you can just leave them alone all day. Yeah, you only get like 5% satisfaction. No, I need to get I've never owned a cat. They're videos. Cats are so good and they're easy. You can just leave them alone all day. Yeah, you don't have to walk them. Yeah, so long as you have them a place to poo and eat. Yeah, just like me. And Bella gets along with Kitty's pretty well. Does she? Yeah, she gets excited at first and then once it's no longer like us like a like a big thing she she doesn't give a shit about it anymore.

Kat's could smell my fear. Like, I think your Kat smells my fear. I don't know, because I think they know that I'm always scared. I had a really bad moment as a kid where Kat clawed me really bad, and then the grantees Kat did that to me once too. So now, whenever there's a Kat near me, I'm like, it knows knows I'm scared of it. It's gonna calm me.

Cats are assholes. Always love people who don't like love cats. Yeah. Like Mike Granddad. That explains it. Cats love him and he's like, get that cow of me. That was, that was, that was, Wait a phenomenon.

Is that the same with dogs? Dogs, dogs love it every one. Yeah, that's true. I think what screwed me over about the whole thing was that when I went and watched Bernie and Ashley's house for a month and I got Joe and Nutmeg. So I had basically owned two cats for a month and I was like, this is the best thing ever. Like them just like Joe coming up,

like, well, I'm sitting on the bed, just watching stuff on my computer and then Joe comes up and starts making biscuits. Yeah, on my chest, I'm like, this is happening. That's also like the best of the best cat though. Right, but that just like else, Nutmeg's fantastic as well and she would come up and just start talking and everything like that.

And so yeah, that's when I lived, that was the first time I'd ever lived with the kitty. I just know that if I got a pet, it would be the worst animal. Like I would end up with like the shittiest asshole cat or the shittiest asshole, yeah, if you don't. I feel like if you get them from a puppy or a kitten, you can make it good. You can train it.

I don't know the first thing about training animals though. You have to train it, you just have to love it. I don't love you back. Just like you're, just like, me loved all over your hand and you have to go to the hospital. Yeah. What?

We talked about cats in an episode of a spot of science. Not the one that's out this week, but an upcoming one, so check it out. Please don't plug your other shows. Thank you, Mark. It's the best wrist-cheese show that has the work spot in the title. I know you fucking put spot in the title.

It's getting complicated with all the shows we do now to remember what's what. Especially on the spot in the show. On the always off topic house. You can have mashups. You can have on the spot of science. We just like just redo the logo a little bit. Yeah. Also, who the fuck chose to put an a at the beginning of your fucking title. Whoo. We're number one. I fucking actually It actually didn't have a at one point and I saw the logo and it really bothered me that it didn't a so I'm actually glad it has Naina is your fault. No, I didn't say I had no choices

That's not I first show well when you drop down the list Elhabetically it's the first one so I need to make a show starting with one or an underscore or just a a Yeah, or something with our guard bar. Why is it a before a space? Would be right what it on the no Space is before a yeah, so just something that's that's got a space above S I'm gonna make a show called one up and it's gonna be about discovering how up we are in space. A lot of science. Yeah.

It would be the post show for a spot of science. We're gonna be A always open. Yeah. I always bother when businesses do that. Like you see like A plumbing or triple A plumbing or it's like, nobody uses phone books anymore it doesn't matter. Oh like they try.

You are also. Be in the front. Type it in AA.com is handy, isn't it? Is there any point and have anything other than dot com at this point? Like if someone has a dot order dot. You could do dot pizza. You can do dot just about everything now. Really? Yeah.

You can. Is there a dot Gus? I think there is. Let's find out. You do Gus. Gus domains. Slash Gus. You could do a dot pizza.

She get Gus. So roll a dot look like dot Gus is available. You probably have to be from. Do you want any domains for someone guys? Slime of guys. .com. One of them. There's someone, okay, how can I tell the story without giving up too much personal information. I have a personal Gmail account.

Any words you can't say just say the word smurf. I have a personal Gmail account that I don't really use that frequently. I normally use merge to you for just about everything, but I have this personal Gmail account that I don't really use that frequently. I normally use my cheat email for just about everything but I have this personal Gmail account that I use for for some stuff and there's someone out there in the world this dumbass who lives in Houston

who thinks her email address is my email address and I'll keep you log in her Her email all the fucking time. Oh, like she typed your email in as her email when she's like signing up for shit. Yes. How do you know that's not someone just signing you up for shit? No, no, no, because like whenever she orders a pizza from pizza hut, I get the delivery confirmation.

You're canceling. She's trying to sign up for a federal student aid for one of her kids who's going to college and That account is with my email address. So can you mess with us stuff? I Can't like but I don't like I don't like I don't want to see any of that. Could you say? Could you like cancel her pizza or like haven't redirected to your house? I said that. It's it's it's like I don't know. I said that. Did you? Yeah? It's when on on the on the livestream No, just like five seconds. I don't believe you. I don't know I said that did you yeah? Wait on on the on the live stream No, just like five seconds. I don't believe you I don't think there's any record of that record of that at all

I mean if they could pull up the tape of that happening that I'll believe you but I believe them It's just Broke straight like the mundane everyday shit like it's nothing. It's nothing crazy It's like it's like ordering, applying for a federal student aid. What's your schedule? What's your sketchy about a DSLR? And I got the confirmation for that. What kind?

It was a Nikon, I don't know what kind. It's a still. I'm just confused as to how you and assuming middle-aged women have a similar email account. We have some commonalities in our name. Is it Bernie Sucks' adjutant? I think, yeah. And she's like, Bernie with the East.

Bernie Debt, Sucks. So it's a whole thing. Yeah, that was Gus's personal email that he's had for forever. What surprised me? Just want to meet a woman named Gus now. Is there no female equivalent that would cause Augustina. But then no one called Gus, right? There's a Gus character in films somewhere.

I met a Gus the other day. I was at Park City for Sundance. I did a panel for YouTube on VR. Metajon. There was one of the guys who picked me up to take me to the panel, he's like, hey, you know, I'm here to pick you up. Are you Gus?

I go, yeah, I'm Gus too. I was like, really? He goes, yeah, I'm a Gus test. I was like, I'm Gustavo. Oh. I was like, close, close. So we were Gus Bros, but not like full Gus Bros. I was at the hairdresser the other day,

and there was a, like, two hairdressers behind me talking and one of them was like, I got Barbara today. And I was like, over here in this and I was just like, when they're talking about me and the other one's like, I hate that girl. She's like, what's going on? And then this woman comes in who's like, really loud and chatty. She's just like, ah, like, she sounds like a bird basically comes in and they're like, hey, Barbara. And I'm like, ah! Like, she sounds like a bird basically comes in, and they're like, hey Barbara, and I'm like,

oh, they got her. Like, it's just other woman, not me. Did you actually think they could be told about you? Like, what's so special about you? Far, I don't know. That's why I was confused. Cause like whenever I go to a hairdresser, I just sit down and make like really,

really normal small talk, and I just try to be nice. You actually make conversation, no. I only make conversation if someone's making conversation with me, which they tend to do. They ask me a lot of questions when I go to the hairdresser. Is there a polite way to say that you don't want to talk to a barber?

No. I don't want to talk. I just want to get my hair cut. I just want to get out of it. I would say like pick up your phone and be like, I have a lot of emails to answer today. So I don't know. How do you do that?

I have a question about that. How do you do that? would say like pick up your phone and be like, I have a lot of emails to answer today. So I don't know. So I don't know. Okay, I have a question about that. How do you do that? People say like pick up your phone when you're getting haircut, but do you like put your arms out over the cape? Like how does that work logistically? Yeah.

I always say it's rude doing that. You think so? Oh, well I think the thing is I go to a hairdresser that has like robes instead of capes, so you have armholes. Yeah, it's like I couldn't do that without like, they should have a, the capes would like a you have armholes. Yeah, it's like, I couldn't do that without like, they should have a, mushing the capes with like a little window cut out.

So you can put your arms out from the sides of them, they're filling it all. But that will get on it. On where? Fine. If only Harry could get off of the phone. Sold. Yeah, so I, and then the other problem I have is,

I've checked my glasses off, so I'm blind. So I can't really see the screen. So I so I, I, I, and then the other problem I have is I've taken my glasses off, so I'm blind, so I can't really see the screen. So I'm kind of like stuck. I have a real problem where I don't know how it gets diagnosed, but I wonder sometimes if I'm like part narcoleptic because like when, when I take my glasses off to get my hair cut, like I really can't see anything. So it's like sensory deprivation. Yeah. Visual sensory deprivation. So I have to struggle my hair cut. Like I really can't see anything. So it's like sensory deprivation, visual sensory deprivation.

So I have to struggle to stay away. Like I'm sitting there getting my hair cut and my brain's just turning off. And I'm like, I need to stay away. I'm like, if you've got nothing to focus on, you just sleep. It's like the part bird. Is that talking over their birds to sleep?

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I'll stop when I can read it, okay? Okay. I'm not gonna squint. All right, so it's coming into focus, I assume. Okay. So wait, let me take a picture. For those watching the audio portion of the podcast it is extremely close to his face. It's bad.

It's real bad. It's just right up to his face. Wow. I can't imagine needing glasses that badly. I feel like a superhero every time everybody talks about how bad their vision is. Why, because you have 2020? Yeah, I got to know my problems.

You have a myriad of other problems, though. Yeah. My vision corrects to better than 2020 with glasses, though. In your face. Does it? Which of mine would do if I had glasses? I've noticed a difference ever since semester where in glass is only computer. I get a lot less headaches and eye strain,

and I guess that's the point. Yeah, that's kind of... I should be surprised. That means the classes are doing their job. It's very subtle. When I'm looking at the computer without glasses, I kind of look like this a little bit. Like I just furl my brow.

I want to be like, I'm wearing glasses. I'm like relaxed. So they'll prevent wrinkles in your late life. Yeah. Exactly. I get asked so many times if something's wrong because I have just such the worst resting pitch face. You do.

I constantly. I said the worst face. Do some face. No more just. Yeah, you know, John, come down. We're friends here. You want to talk about it? I was even like, I was like, we went to Pax South.

Like a bunch of us went to Pax South Saturday night to go see a panel and I was hanging out with some people at a bar. And I was perfectly fine. And there was, it was a bunch of people that I didn't know. But I was, I was just kind of listening to stories and everything. And then the, the one guy that I did know, the group turns and he like, he's like,

you okay John, you wanna talk about something? And I'm like, what? And he's like, you look like your board or upset. I'm like, no, I'm fine., what? And he's like, you look like your board or upset. I'm like, no, I'm fine. But that's a new development. Because back when you first started and you had a little short hair, a little sort of like, yeah.

That was soft to features. Little squeezable face. You never looked annoyed. You look jolly as hell. Because I was fat. I'm not really a fat. You just had like all of the stuff that filled in on your face, like you lifted up.

Yeah, so that was, that's what it was. The fat was giving me a nicer expression. Yeah, and then you lost weight and it's like, it's like you're like a skull. Your features are just so. I'm just brooding, you know? That's what people,

lift your eyebrows up. It's all in the eyebrows. Not like that. With your fingers. With your fingers. With your fingers, hold them up. Like you're giving yourself a facelift. Wow, look how happy you look. See, look, you look like you don't want to punch someone.

I just, I don't know. I think I like, any size. This is my resting face, ready? Is that noise? You look just kind of like, you look very bored. you look like someone just told you to do a really big math equation is what you look like What's mine like Literal yeah, like a robot that's in standby Did one of your eyes drift off

That is a talent that's pretty good. That's so cool. That's scary. Please stop it. Oh, that hurts. How do you do that? Now make him go out. I can't even do that. What are you doing? I see my nose and now I see you. Can you do it? Can you do it? Can you do it? I'm out like a frog. Can you cross your eyes? I can't. Can I cross my eyes? Can you cross your eyes? Okay. Okay, good. Now look at you. There you go. If I do it too hard, they shake. My eyes go like, I feel like whenever a cross-minds,

it hurts, it gives me a headache. It makes my head hurt. Yeah, I just do what Barbara did and it made my head hurt instantly. You feel a little pressure. I feel pressure in my eyeballs. It's amazing how much you can hurt your body without really doing anything.

Just like by going like, like, like, straining. It's like, like, I like the little sound you made when you did that. It's like a bubble within you, really. I wonder how much damage if you were like, if you were dying, you're on the brink of death, you knew you were gonna die.

Like, there's a gun to add, he's gonna pull the trigger in a minute. Could you kill yourself? It goes back to that conversation we talked about. No, they could be. Not just like shut up, but like, could you just strain until like a vein in your head popped open and he dies?

I'm sure you, if you like. You just be like, I'll be right with you. Could you just dig into your jugular or something? No, he means by, he means by not applying pressure We do hands or anything like all the stuff that you had told not to do is in there and just trying to combusting yourself Yeah, I did I did hear a story about a woman who strains hard on the toilet that her eyeball pops out what

What go drink some water bro drink some what it's a fiber fiber It was the reason I know that it's because I saw a video of very gruesome. I wouldn't suggest looking this up of a basketball player. I don't want to see that. Who got his eye gouged out. Oh, no, I'm not looking that up. By another guy. It wasn't, it's not as gruesome as it sounds.

I think you could still see through it. And then one of the comments on it was the story about this woman who had her eye pop out while she was trying to. Apparently she could still see out of it. So I'm just kind of like a broken television for her. I'm like, I like the other of just, you sat up taking a shit and it's like, oh, that's my penis.

What? Cause your eyeball is hanging. I didn't get that. But like, where would your eye go? I don't know. It would just be like that. But let me read this thing here. Perfect transition.

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You talked about eyeballs popping out. Have you ever seen that show on a vice-land called party legends? No. It's a... Is vice-land a channel? Yeah, it's like a vice curated channel. And Okay, one of the shows they have is called party legends and they have celebrities go and talk about like crazy parties they've attended and crazy shit they've seen at parties.

And one of them this wasn't a party. I don't know, but it's an interesting story anyway. They have Bushwick Bill tell the story about how he lost his eye. In a Bushwick Bill is a rapper from the ghetto boys. Yeah, Chris's at Chris's, you know, the backpack. Yeah, and he's wearing the Yoda backpack in that interview. Oh, really? The really short, right? Yeah.

But basically long story short, and he shoot his own eye out. He did. He had smoked weed that I think was laced with for Meldehyde and he was like on a really weird trip. For Meldehyde. And tried to kill himself so that someone else would get life insurance money, shot himself in the eye, and then thought he was dead and was like walking around and everyone was screaming.

Do you not feel it? You were just so fucked up. Oh my god. That must have really hurt. There's nothing that creeps me out more than I stuff. I think that's like one of my biggest irrational fears. So when I poke your eyeball, you don't like that. I mean, I think that's like one of my biggest irrational fears. So when I put your eye bullet, you don't like that. That's what you do when you put my eyelid.

Yeah. That's okay. I almost never wear contacts, but sometimes I do, and I was doing a lot of VR stuff on Friday, so I had my contacts on because of that. And when I was taking the headset off, like it was kind of tight, and the visor part, the foam part, like kind kinda brushed up against my eye.

And it made my contact fold up like a taco and I go to the back of my eye. And I was like, I need to go to the bathroom, so I went and I was holding my eye open and I could see like the tiniest little sliver of contact. Oh, God. And again, it was like the earphones all over and I'm like trying to delicately pull this.

But that would have hurt you eye if you weren't wearing contact, surely. It didn't really hurt. It was just kind of uncomfortable, like I could feel it up there. But I was like, I didn't want to scratch my eye trying to get it out. Oh, no. It's awful. Something happened to me a couple of years ago, and you guys will never be able to relate

to this, because I have to do with makeup. I'm not going to say a comment, you know, I'm wearing makeup now. No, that hurts more. But this was when I got makeup. No one else thinking that. I got makeup. You're no one else thinking that I got makeup I mean you're not wrong for thinking that I got makeup on the inside of my top eyelid

That I couldn't get out and so I had to pull my eyelashes Oh god, and then close my eye so that my eyelid will flip over and then I had to scrape the makeup Oh, I'm having a laugh woman. Why Why don't you just go underwater and open your eye? You scraped your eye. Go underwater. I love it. I'm like, how British you went there, though. That wasn't just.

Where were you? I was a restaurant, I think. So I did a restaurant or a club or somewhere. You didn't do it with water? Do what was water? Like, splish it? Or something? Going this, I was still having to flip it over.

It wasn't coming out. I even did the thing where I pushed one of my eyes closed towards the center of my eye because apparently that's the thing to get stuff out of your eye. Just push it towards it, but nope. Patrick sent me a little snippet here of how you can kill yourself. No, we shouldn't.

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signals the brain to change your heart rate and drastically lower your blood pressure. This puts your body in panic mode, creating a rapid rise in blood pressure and an irregular heartbeat. So you could, yeah, I think you have to to be you might already have to be unhealthy as well in order for that what Something fell off my face It's great cuz I don't know what you're talking about but I'm imagining it. Oh, it's a boogie It's a little dried booger

You would still get it My god Oh my god. I feel like I can blow my nose a lot lately. I've got nothing on but kind of shuckin' it. I guess I'm gonna be one of those old men who is like really gross and disgusting and doesn't give a sh**. I'm already like that. He's gonna be like having a conversation with you and then someone's gonna go, yeah, what of it?

I'll keep talking to you. I don't even see it. I don't even feel it. I don't know. There's a body. Yeah, nothing wrong with that Yeah, what? I'll keep talking to you. I don't even see it. I don't even feel it. I don't know. Is the body. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. It was dried up.

What kind of old man are you going to be, John? I don't know. I don't know. Well, I kind of old man, you think I'll be. You know what I mean, grumpy. Because I think I might be a proud. You might be the grumpyest person at recent teeth. Why am I the grumpyest person at Rucheteeth?

You always seem annoyed. You're always minged off. I'm not. You always look minged off, but we've decided that's not you. But you are, she always annoyed, which is why people think the face matches the personality. Not always annoyed, though. You've been pretty clungy recently.

Not recently. Clungy. But about what? I don't know. You tell us. You tell us. General sort of huffing and puffing and stomping around tantrum. Huffing and puffing and blow in your house down.

You've just been like a little bit huffington. I haven't been that way though. Don't be that way. Yeah, John, don't be that way. No, I'm not pissed off. So are you saying that it's all external? And you're actually a barrel of joy. I'm not a barrel of joy.

The world is a dumpster fire right now. And well, it is. Yeah, it's good of Mars. But you have to make the most of the dumpster fire. Yeah. And I just, you said, how are you doing, John, a little while ago? And I said, I'm doing good.

My life's good. My personal life's good. I'm not used to you being this positive and happy. Yeah, wait, I'm always happy. I'm like, I'll bitch about stuff. Like, I'll bitch about my crappy iPhone. I think, I think it's, I think people think that I'm that way, but I'm not that way.

I think it's a, I think there's a character that gets portrayed of me. We all have characters. Yeah, and the character of John is the like, metaphorical, but dead inside his stuff. It's funny, like comedy everybody. Comedy comes from like, it's a character. It's a character.

No, I'm good. All right, I'm good. As long as you're good. Yeah. I had a great weekend. You should come I have a soon and play Halo again. We play Halo right? I love to come and play Halo and watch your cat go crazy You don't play Halo I'm gonna hit you up for it. I'm gonna say that's hang out. It won't be for a while. I still haven't been to your new house

Yeah, I think Jordan might be the only person who's been where's my invite? I'm gonna say that's hang up. It won't be for a while. I still haven't been to your new house. Gus. I think Jordan might be the only person who's been. Where's my invite? We used to... We got lost in the mail. No. I was always happy that you invited me over once

and we had to stay and go really messed up on that Japanese stuff, Korean stuff. Yeah. And I was thought you invited me, but you never did. It was Esther. I assume you like talked about you invited me, but you never did. It was Esther. I assume you like talked about it. She didn't just do that. Yeah. I was like, oh, I feel like the Esther invite me. Yeah. It's a it's a rarity. Yeah. I wish I'd have known at the time. That was my old house. I moved out of there a couple of years ago. I saw it. I was talking with my old neighbor.

Do you still drive by it? I drive by it every now and then. And I was talking with my old neighbor the other day. And we had an email exchange. And I asked him like what he thought about the new neighbor. And he said, oh yeah, the new neighbor's fine. He said, he's not there very often. I guess he does a lot of short-term rentals with it. So I looked for it on one of those websites where you can go and do short-term rentals.

And I found my house. What did they do? I want to go back and stay in it again. And he's like, and I look at the photo and she's like, I was like, this is all wrong. The couch is pointing the wrong direction. They should have totally done this this way. Was that the same house where we went there

when it was, there was nothing right? You walked in the window? Well Ben went there with us. And it was barefooted. It was like broken glass. He went to a construction site. I was basically a construction site with no shoes on. They're like,

Why the fuck was he wearing shoes? Was he like, He was like, Gus was like, Hey Jeff and Gav, Oh, like, probably just Jeff, you wanna come and see the house and then you invited me to go

and Ben just came with us from Jeff's house. But he just didn't put on any shoes. Why would you leave the house with our shoes? Yeah, he's walking down the street. He's sort of weird, hippie-arguing. Like, Ben's, you know, he's a different bloke. All right, I don't think there's a little... He does stuff different. I? Benz, you know, is it different bloke? All right.

I don't think there's a little. It does stuff different. I think everyone's got the normal love leave the house with something on your feet. How dare you, Ben. It was funny though. Yeah. For instances like that.

It was that around the time you'll be MW was caked an egg and like it was. Yeah, right, right. I'm at the same time. Yeah. It's almost February, which means you're almost at your five year anniversary, right, Beth? It was the same time. Yeah, I was like, what about a bad run? It's almost February, which means you're almost at your five-year anniversary, right, Beth?

Yeah. I mean, if my visa doesn't suddenly stop working before then, I think I'll still be here. Maybe fine. Nothing in the world, I can affect that. Yeah, you'll be able to get into an adventure. Especially not overnight, while I'm abroad, tomorrow. Yep. From an exact level.

Yeah, I kind of think about that. Like, we're about to go to Sydney and some of us are going to New Zealand after that, but I'm really nervous that there's gonna be some type of issue getting back in the country. Can you imagine, no, I know it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen, but can you imagine if while everyone of Rucerete

that is going to Sydney, something happens, there's like 30 people. The terminal level of happening. And you guys can't come back for like months. I mean, that was a real possibility. That's why I went home to get new visa a few weeks ago. I'm talking about what happened to you on a grand scale of everybody we're talking Bernie

and you and you and you and like the major all the fun house and something like that, like if they couldn't come back. So we would all be there to just continue work. But then you have to set up like, we just ran an office. Yeah, we'd ran a place, we'd probably spend a fortune on internet

that's not even off the speed. Yeah, the amount of equipment you'd have to get in order to make the stuff you guys made. Let's just check it with Hannaby for a little bit. Base of offices. Yeah, we'll work it out. Come here to Center's big. It'll be interesting.

I've already mentioned what if, but what if it was like the terminal and you guys were all stuck in a airport for that whole time? I mean, we would leave. No, like in the terminal, he couldn't. You couldn't leave the terminal? Did you not see the movie the terminal?

I love the terminal. He's me. While he's in the air, a coup happens and his citizenship in neither country is valid. He can't leave the international airport area. Yeah. I feel like that's a very rare occurrence. Yeah, it's a movie.

It's a good movie. I love it. It's a great movie. Mm-hmm. That actually happened. There was a guy, Tom Hanks. I can look it up. Bill Tumman, don't stuck in.

People terminal. They built that like terminal in a hanger. You know what, now that the podcast doesn't set. Marron Nasseri. Now that the podcast is set. Marana, Siri. Now that the podcast ends so early now on Mondays and we have a Monday night again, I'm gonna go home and watch the terminal. It's a good movie.

I thought you were gonna say, we could all go and get baths, because it's not too late. We could do that too. Yeah, I mean, you can play Halo. Not tonight, though. Gotta go pack. I thought you were gonna say,

just me and John, though, or something like this. Yeah, we got it. But it is worrying that there could be a change overnight to affect that kind of status. And I guess it has to be overnight, otherwise everyone would just pile in before it, it took place.

Yeah, but what's your bad dudes? It makes your life kind of a joke. I've now got this thing in the back of my head, where it's like, every time I leave the country, I mean, I guess. Unlikely, but it might not be able able to get back in and I've actually come to terms with it. It's like I'll just go home and Just like figure stuff out I'm gonna like mentally prepare it so that when it happens. It's not gonna be a huge shock. You couldn't come back to your kiddies here That's what annoys me about make it damn cats. I love them

But it's like they have the right to stay in the country and I don't Well, they were cats have more of a right to be here than you literally do I went my visa was expiring the other day like last month. I was like you lucky little bastard Stabber as long as you want there boy here. That's true. Thanks from Houston Can't stop in passports. Yeah, nope Yeah, they don't you just need to get like I guess permission to take them. Yeah, everything. They don't. You just need to get like, I guess permission to take them. Yeah. I guess every country has like a different set of like guidelines for like quarantine and vaccinations and all of that stuff.

But like, yeah, like I said, if you're a Johnny Depp, you just sneak it in, sneak a dog in your girlfriend's purse and then get in a big trouble and then get divorced. Are they divorced? Finally. I think they're in the process. Yeah, giant up in his wife. a dog in your girlfriend's purse and then getting a big trouble and then get divorced. Did he divorce finally? I think they're in the process. Yeah, giant up in his wife. I don't know, he's getting divorced. Yeah, always smack through about. Is that me?

Oh, I was gonna say does that mean he's single now, but now I'm kind of put off. I don't think he want Johnny Depp. No. No. He's supposedly never seen a film that he was in. Not even Pirates of the Caribbean. Is that his best work? I love that movie. It is a national treasure. Don't watch anything I'm in where it's unscripted. What can you imagine like having been in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?

And you know what it was like to film them, but you don't know what the finished product looks like. Yeah, it's completely different. Yeah, what? Yeah, I would, I feel like I would want to watch it just to know what to reference when I'm talking to people about it. Right. Like, oh, that bit where, and they'll be like,

huh, the fact that he's never seen his movies make sense as to what movies he's picked to make then now, considering the erratic like choices he's made in his career and just the range of like, amazing, to adjust the shittiest things ever he's done It's because he just doesn't see what he makes and he just keeps making them He just probably thinks that it is work and he's just like he goes to work. Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's good or not Yeah, he gets him and he gets paid more than almost everybody in his leisure time

He doesn't want to think about work or look at work. Yeah I guess if we went home and watched a video of you working, it would be the same thing. Can you imagine if you got on a plane, like a commercial plane? It's like Johnny Depp movie month, like every in-flight movie, Johnny Depp movie, like fuck. That was like shy of the buff to that with his movies.

Oh, right. You watched them all. Well, have you watched any Elevino Roosters? No. Because you're both in it. Yeah, I watched the first two episodes, and I saw a rough cut of three, which I guess just came out today.

Just came out. I only watched stuff where I'm sort of worried about quality control, or like worried about the quality of it. But not even to like see your performance or like what? No, I assume they took care of it. I just see many edited it well and stuff. Yeah, they were doing it each other. I would just think like-

The stuff like, that was a time where we were like changing up the editors in achievement hunter and I was watching everything just to make sure it was like the vibe was right. We had a few changes to stuff and that was great. And I barely have to watch anything. Well, I was just thinking like, I was in there for a lot of things in the filming process. Like I was never on set with you guys.

Yeah, I saw you after you filmed one sequence. Yeah. And that was it. That's it. But we weren't even, like, together in a set. Yeah, even like the beginning of the first episode, like the big round table. Mm-hmm.

That was like shot in tons of different sections. I think when I was at the table, the only people there was fun house. I think Ashley and Blaine were there. Yeah. They took it in pieces. Wait, when I was at the table, that was no one else. I was the only person at the table.

But it's just funny because I didn't know any of your scenes because I was never there for them. So that's why I wanna watch everything. It's not necessarily to see myself and stuff, but to see what you guys filmed. A little behind the scene secret, but there's no way everyone could have been at that table at the same time.

The table was too small. But I think in the final version, I thought the geography worked fine. It seemed like it. I think I didn't think there was enough space at that table. Just from a scheduling perspective, they couldn't get every single person there. That was one of the interesting things when let's play started

and we had all the people from the Let's Play family making that battle video. At the end, we all took a picture. And I was like, I bet you all these people will never be in the same place ever again. Ever again. It hasn't happened since. Yeah, I took that photo.

You did. And it was lovely. That was a really cool video. I love that one with the Ingram and 30. Like, actually it actually came together pretty well and considering they shot like six versions of it. Yeah. So for all the channels, they have it.

Yeah, I'm amazed it all came together that well. I remember I went outside that day to go like get some pictures of you guys like behind the scenes and stuff. And I came out and I was like, where is everyone? I look over and I hear people going, Jeremy, Jeremy and he's just shoving gummies in his mouth. Yeah, we were bored waiting for the next set. That was the day where-

That was the video for Yeah, that was the day where we were all just hanging out shooting and a drone Was overhead and I was like oh sweet. They got a drone shot. That was really cool And no none of the crew knew about that drone. No, that's not our And it was just like hovering around and then it flew off We took a company photo the other day. Oh, I wasn't in that. I wasn't here either. You guys weren't here.

I think you guys were the only two people. Are you serious? Well, okay, then you didn't, it was, we took a via drone. You took it from a drone? But the only way to get on top of that, because there's so many people, it was hard, we didn't have the,

someone get high enough. I think, what, like, it was a GoPro? This, this, this bothered me so much. They positioned us all. So not only are we facing the sun, which is the worst way to ever take a photo, never have your models facing the sun. But then we were looking up,

we were looking up at the drone, which was right in front of the goddamn sun. Okay, okay. We positioned it to be angled, so that the sun was over there and we were looking this way. We didn't put it in place. Oh, the sun was still there. We're still looking up at the sun.

Well, it's because we're standing in front of stage five. We're not going to put it behind us. So what camera took it? It was a drone camera. Is that going to be a GoPro? Isn't that like super low res? I don't know what they did. I actually thought Tony, going through it to fix like some people's eyes who were like totally like,

because they took a bunch and so I was like he was kind of pretty good. He's taken the best from was like he was kind of He's taking the best from each one and that kind of photoshopping it all together Because they they never really fully were just like one two they're just like all right. We're taking the picture All right, we're gonna take some I just keep doing that I would have just loved it if that was happening because I was flying that day and later that day I flew over Rusty that's a picture of the wind it would have been so cool if everyone was out there I

Would have been wicked I really everyone was out there and take a picture. I would read time that one. Yeah, it would have been wicked. I really want it, because you can actually see, especially with the iPhone 7 Plus, you got that second level of zoom, with a different lens. It's a very fun incident. But it would be cool, because you can actually see detail,

it would be cool if someone was out there waving. We should try and time that one day. I'd like to get a video. We also have to be sitting on the right side of the plane, right? Or the left side? I always sit on the right side of the plane. I've got an app on my phone where I showed it to you. I know, I worked out at stage five and I saw Gus

just pointing his phone up at a plane like way off in the distance of the sun. He just by himself doing it. Oh, he's holding up his app. It's really cool. You can enable the camera on your phone and you point it at planes in the sky and it gives you an overlay showing you

like what flight it is, but there's the altitude, the speed. It was so cool. It was like Iron Man level HUD where it was like, it made a little square around the plane and then like had a little line that then showed up all the info. I love planes.

It's cool. You could actually like put it out. Like if you're waiting at the airport, you could like film out. You pointed outside and it's just like, this is your plane. it out like if you're waiting at the airport You could like film out. Yeah, you pointed outside and it's just like this is your plane Yeah, like all the things around at the airport is just like cluttered. It's awesome Yeah, I had someone pass out when I was flying back to London someone Collapsed by the bathroom like right next to me. Yeah shit and the flight tenants came running over How far into the flight? We're like an hour into the flight. Did they say what happened?

I think she's like she was fine afterwards. She got up and just went straight down but running over the other plane. How far into the plane? We were like an hour into the flight. Did they say what happened? I think she was fine afterwards. She got up and just went straight down. But they actually announced like if there's any doctors on board, we need you like medical emergency. And I was like, I wonder if we'll land. And I saw the altitude. We dropped like 5,000 feet.

So I assumed he was descending to quickly land somewhere. And then it was fine and we just kept going. I was like, who was that? Who was who's that I would have missed my visa appointment and it probably would have kept me in England for like another 10 days Because you got a book they think I mean you would have missed Australia. I Absolutely would have missed Australia damn. I was I was looking at the thing. I was like Hey, I feel pretty bad for the person who just faced planted on a plane. But also I was like This person is control control of my life. Yeah, there's dominance of that.

Depending on how it's going to do some damage. Sickness person is, I might not be in the US. Or that person didn't drink enough water this morning or something like, it could have been as simple as that. It's amazing, whenever you travel in a situation where there's other people, just so many other people, it's really just such a gamble. I shouldn't have booked the appointment so close

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Did you happen to see the video of Winona Ryder reacting to the speech after they won? What was she on? I don't know. She was winking out. I've never seen someone so dope down on stage before that. Sort of cheap in the speech a little bit. It did. It was very distracted. Because all you could focus on was her being like. She was definitely seeing some shit that wasn't there. Yeah. She was in the upside down. She must have been.

Oh my god. I don't like like if I were at an award ceremony, I would not take anything or get what do you do? Absolutely. It's like when the South Park, I said, Matt Stone, Trey Parker went to the Oscars for the South Park movie. They took a bunch of acid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then went to the show. I can't think of a worse situation to be in and be on something like that Give it doing surgery on someone like that. Yeah, that'd be very bad. Yeah, you're right Yeah, but that's not something you would encounter right like you could see we go to a Award an award show I could you would not call high. Yeah, that's there you go. That's very bad

You would not call. You would not call. Yeah, that's there you go. That's very bad. No, be bad. Maybe they wouldn't know necessarily. Well, I mean, that'd be bad for me. You make some bad decisions. Yeah.

I don't like not being a troll in my facets. I'm done with that mess. I like being in control of my brain. I like being knowing what's going on. I don't like any of those modes anymore. I've decided. I even drunk is not so fun for me anymore. I drunk so like any of those modes anymore. I've decided. Like even drunk is not so fun for me anymore. My drunk so fun.

It's not fun for me. I'm kind of with you. I'm done with not being in control. What? I think I put so much energy while I'm drunk in public anyway. I put so much energy into like wondering if I'm drunk, wondering if I'm doing something stupid, wondering if I'm like I'm already like socially awkward. Oh, wondering if I'm, like I'm already like socially awkward.

Oh, you just think too much then, that's your problem. Yeah. And I can't turn that off. I've realized at 32, I don't turn that off even when I'm drunk. Yeah, that's what drinkins for. That's how you turn it off. I don't, but it doesn't happen when I'm drunk. Same thing when I drink.

Even when I drink, I'm always in control. Like I always feel like I have a handle on myself. I feel like I have a handle on myself, but I don't like that I'm questioning it. When are you most out of control? Me? Yeah. Mm. Probably at some point when I was on six street.

I don't remember what. We'll see night on six street. But when I first moved to Austin, I was at a control, not really. I was actually worried when I first moved to Austin because in England, I used to go down the pub and have a few But I never used to get absolutely right But then I was like the like the week I moved here. We like we all went downtown and it was mental

It was like I think I could do this again It's also like I think for us to we were trying to keep up with Michael and Lindsay Yeah, who are like that was the thing is the Michael really at drinking. Michael was plowing those long island ice teas, which I think is just alcohol and alcohol. Yeah, it's like a flash of soda. I think it's like four alcohols. Yeah, so Michael's just pounding them and at some point he tried to have a fight

with the floor. I bloody up all his head. Yeah, it was impressive. Heavy night. I'm done with it. I like to have like a little rewind at the house and if I'm out I might have like a cider and that's about it. Calm down. I know. I'm so glad. I feel like if it's right, if there's the right group of people together, then I'll definitely still go out.

But it's not like an everyday occurrence. Don't ever chug wine. I don't chug wine. That idea. That idea. Chugging wine. I once had to use wine instead of beer for like a drinking game. Oh It was bad. No. I think that's the fastest I've ever gotten drunk and then sobered up. You couldn't just go and buy a beer. I probably could have I'll say this wine here. Yeah, I'll say this if I'm going to get even buzzed or drunk Whatever my favorite is wine as as far as wine drunks. What kind of wine?

I'm saying the wine drunk is... Red wine or white wine? I used to be, I'm red wine now. Red wine is a nice, good cab drunk, but it's a bad hangover if you like that. I don't get hangovers. Is that like you've never drank enough then? I have drunk to the point of vomiting that night multiple times uncontrollably.

Woke up the next day, had a mild tummy ache and that's it. Can I have some of your blood? You see, I got things wrong with me, but then it made up for some weird superpowers. I don't get hangover. I've also never had a hangover, but I think it's because I just don't drink it. Yeah, I've drank a lot of water. So, I've been chugged wine when I eat a never-hangover? I didn't have a hangover. Yeah, when I was younger, I used to think that I just don't drink it. Yeah, I've drank a lot of water. So after you chugged wine or not, you didn't have a hangover? I didn't have a hangover.

When I was younger, I used to think that I never got hangovers. Then I realized, oh no, I just wasn't. I just really wasn't drinking. No, I, first let's drink a lot of water. I got drunk. Did you really? Yeah.

Oh, I got drunk at that too. That was the first time I met Fun House in person, too. But there were a lot of like, we're see fans there. Yeah, and I just like stumbling around in front of them. No, I left. I actually left Let's Play Live early because I was. I do remember thinking, what was John?

Yeah, well, what it was was I was in, I was being stupid and I wasn't keeping track of like, I was having Jack and Coke, which were easy to put back. And had a few people buy some for me. And then we had the, we had some tickets that we gave staff. So they get a few beds for free. And I just wasn't watching. And then I also had a need people buy some for me, and then we had some tickets that we gave staff, so they get a few beds for free. And I just wasn't watching, and then I also had a needin'. And I was like, fuck myself.

And I could tell that I was getting really drunk. And again, this is where John doesn't have fun when he's really drunk, became very self-aware, controlled myself to get out of the theater, and went to my car, and hung out my car, and vomited, figured out how to get a new bird to come get me. You in your car drunk. Well, I wasn't driving.

I wasn't driving. I was in a garage. But that's still illegal technically. Door open, just sitting there. I'm just sitting there in the garage, no key in anything. And I vomited and I got my, you know, enough to get a new bird to come get me. Actually, I think I called two of them,

canceled one and then got another one. And made my way into his car, like just focused on not throwing up in his car, the entire right home, got home, but then I woke up, no, no hangover. There is no level. Maybe the hangover is stored in your thumb, but because your thumb has become small, you

don't have to get to a darker spot right there. Because your thumb has become small. Look at my tooth, um, p- the others. What's the genetic thing that happens when people have toe thumbs? Now, spatulated thumbs. Is that what it's called? What, I mean, is that just random or is there some sort of, is it genetic? Must be genetic. I'm sure it's genetic. Hmm.

Yeah, I wonder what, like, that's like a, we should put that on the list to ask Sally at some point. Someone's keeping track. The toe thumbs. Why do people have spatulated thumbs? Why does John have one? Let me see them again. There's the normal. Okay.

And then there's the baby, baby. Oh yeah. Maybe me. It is what you have one of them. Which one is your drawing, drawing thumb? This one, my right hand. My right hand. Yeah.

And then me. It just looks like someone went, no. Just like, yeah, just someone just like, did that when I was like a baby. Could you get surgery? I. To elongate it. Yeah.

But some new thumb on the thumb. No, I'm good. If you had to get one plastic surgery, what would it be? But I probably nipped this in the butt a little because it keeps growing, right? So by the time I'm an AC, it's gonna be like here. Don't exactly look at the actual. But I feel like that, like, it so defines

what you look like in your nose. I mean, I would never do it. No. I just can't think of anything else that I would. Like, this is the most ridiculous thing on me. And I can see it all the time. Like, I've talked to people about this. Like, a lot of people have to look down to see their nose.

I have to cross eyes, you mean? My nose is in every shot. I've ever seen in my entire life. Every shot of your own eyes. Yeah, like if I was to take a picture, so every picture I've ever taken as a nose in the front of it. So there was that movie that Ron Williams did that was called The Final Cut.

And it was in a scientific, science fiction world where people were born with a chip. When they were born, they got put a chip on their head. They recorded everything when they died. These guys who were the cutters would cut. Basically, a trailer of their life. You play. That'd be wicked. But it was through their perspective.

So if they did that, it would just be this nose in the shot of every single thing. And actually, as it progressed through your life, it just got more and more in this. I'd like to see a time lapse. Yeah, I'd be like, you're rolling over. Well, that's thing is that like one of the nuance is they introduced in the movie was like,

some people had different styles and would do, kind of, you know, almost like how trailers and movies that have different cut and styles and things like that. Someone could just be like, yeah, Gavin's it's just a time lapse of his nose. So you say you get your butt done? I have no ass. I have no ass. I have zero ass and I'm and it's it's just like

it's surprisingly like nonexistent. Like but in plants today. So it's just like your leg becomes your back. Yeah. Like almost literally. Like when I in these pants, if I don't pull my pants up high enough, you just can't even see it at all. So if you just stand up, drop try and just show boxes, you would still see a bump of aster. Let's see, I'm not gonna drop try out for you bro. Bro. Bro, why not? Hey bro.

But I'll stand up and show you, I have here. I hear it's all we look at John's butt. Well your pants are also really low. No there's a nice there. There's a butt. There's a very, take this stuff out of your pockets yeah. See? It's pretty flat but. That's a lot. There's a very little bit of that. Take the stuff out of your pockets. Yeah. It's pretty flat. But that's my butt. You still have the cheeks. You can still see the cheeks. Yeah, but it's

like Aaron. Aaron's got a nice house. Yeah, he he has trouble though finding pants that fit him. Give me a wrap. But he's got very muscular thighs and very big butt. He's used for the way he dresses. Hey, he's gotten better. Yeah. We went shopping in Houston. He got this. It's like that's like a high school student saying I've gone from a first grade excuse for the way he dresses. Hey, he's gotten better. Yeah. We went shopping in Houston. He gone. It's like that's like a high school student saying, I've gone from my first grade, reading level to a second grade, the reading level.

It's improvement. You also have straight as heck shoulders. I do and people are constantly telling me to stop shrugging in comments all over. I didn't realize that until like three years of knowing you. It's not an extremely noticeable thing in motion. It's like from his neck to his shoulder, it's always perfectly hard.

It was, I was, I recognized the first time when I went to go get a suit jacket for a dance. And all jackets are tapered. Like if you just go like go get one, go buy one. And it would like point up because it was trying to sit on my flat robot shoulders. And my mom's like, why is it doing this? And we just realized that I have,

you can't really see it with that going on. You could tell. Yeah, but it's, I mean, they're pretty square. And so as low as your shoulders can go. Yeah, in fact, I got, I'm pushing them down. Yeah, see, let's see the taper. They drop down. Mine, that's me pushing down.

This is me relaxed. This push down. That's probably where everybody thinks that I'm grumpy. Push down again. Okay, down. Relaxed. Relaxed. And now shrug, like, you don't know.

Okay, I guess that's the difference. And so like in the know, we're just like, we're just look, the doing what I'm doing right now, standing up, and just the number one comment always about me is, I wish that guy would relax and stop trying. Put your arms down. It's true, I don't mind. I know.

You also put your hands in your front pockets, which probably... No, not in the videos. No, no, it looks like they are. And like sometimes I will go, like sometimes, but most time they're in my back pocket or they're like at my side or I'm just trying to do this. Like.

Just start doing it like this. I actually. Welcome to the know. I got in a car accident once and is that what caused it? No, but I thought I was okay. And then while we were on the scene, I started feeling some aches and so they're like, okay, let's go get you checked out.

And so they took me to the plate, like a place to get a bunch of scans done. And they kept trying to push my shoulders down further to get the scans accurate. And I was so, and so they're like, I need you to push it down further. I'm like, I'm doing as much as I can. And it just hurt.

Cause there's machines to deal with Squared shoulders. It's sucked. But yeah, so this is wrong with me Gavin. Yeah, it seems like this is the point out of a joint with John. Covet Thumbs personality. Shoulders. Yeah. Sure, we did talk about everything. That's right. Yeah, folks a lot on John. Yeah. Do you know what happened recently this month? Do I know a gimmick?

I need to give you more information. Yeah, he wants to go from nothing a gimmick is gone Kim a gimmick is gone like a meme like a technology gimmick Technology gimmick is you can is a fat is going a fat is going. I was gonna. Oh, I was okay I've got a couple of guesses The original iPhone no longer has sales or service because AT&T shut off the edge network and Vine a gimmick is also sure vine yeah, but that's can still you can still do gimmicks of vines What's the gimmick 3d TVs no longer be made? Oh? Samsung and LG both were like yeah, we're not making any more 3D. Nobody wanted that.

It's because they were just not doing well. Yeah, nobody wants that. Yeah, it's true. It kind of makes sense for movie theater, but I don't want movie theater. Even James Cameron's like, yeah, I'm not into it. Like I give it every like six months and I forget how 3D looks.

And then I'll go see a 3D movie. And I'm like, oh yeah, it sucks. I don't think it sucks. It's just like it doesn't add enough to justify the more expensive more expensive But it also like I just it hurts my eyes and very believe like two or three gimmicky scenes. You're like, oh, okay That's it's also darker, you know, because it has like filter through the dark I just don't know where anything to watch TV Like even if it's just a movie at home. I don't want to wear what did I see 3D 3D glasses isn't James Cameron making a new movie soon? It's working on the Avatar sequels I think.

Isn't there something else? That'll angel something? No that's not. He was I didn't think he was attached to that but Okay. Yeah I don't know he's making that. He's opening up Cameron's opening up his Avatar land. Where's that in Disney World? Something like that? I don't remember if it's Disney Land or Disney World

People shout on that movie so bad, but I really like that movie. I do too. I really liked that Yeah, it was really shutting it that bad. Oh, yeah So it wasn't great, but technically it was amazing someone pointed out The internet today a camera was talking about it was they were talking about a the arc of And they were using La Landa's example where Depending on when you see the movie depends on on your reaction to it And it's like the first people went and saw La Landa went crazy about it And then those who went and saw it after those went crazy about it said I don't know what's so cool about this

Then everybody was shitting on it and then it circled back around to actually was an okay movie And it's kind of like what you're doing with Avatar It's like it has to go through that arc and then it's it's it's it's it's back to its default You guys who were talking about Avatar recently and we're like name one character from oh, I think I said that Yeah, I said name two because I think most people can name one Jake Sully right And then Navi I've literally no, that's the people. I know that's a lot of you I just name it an entire race. I've seen that movie. I've been on that character six times

What was the grony we were characters? Yeah, Dr Something I my favorite part of that movie is when the guys in the mech suit and he's like And then the mech pulls out a giant knife. The knife. That's like, that's like in a belt. That's like in a Pacific Rim. When that fucking robot fights, the entire movie with its fists and stuff and then it gets the very end. It's like, I've got a sword.

It goes, oh, right, I got a sword, motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. Maybe like Power Rangers fighting the entire thing without pulling out the sword. Well, I did like Pacific Rim though. I did too. But that was a, I liked Avatar, but it was one of those weirds like,

okay, you had that thing the whole time, pull it out and slice some other fuckers. Did you watch, do you ever see District 9 when it came out? Yeah. And Neil Blomkamp's only good movie. I really liked that movie. So it was really good.

I wasn't. It's very different watching it when I know what's up guys. Nate. Shelf-couple. Yes, knowing him in person and seeing him also in the... He's great in that hardcore. Hardcore Henry movie.

It's like a different person. I don't like the movie as a whole, but I like a lot about it. District 9? Yeah. About it. To me, I liked it. I think I liked it a lot when I saw it because it was so different than anything that I've ever seen.

It's a good mix of CG and people. But seeing it now, I feel like a lot of movies kind of are headed in that direction, so it's not as different. I still like it though. Yeah, that was good. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was great.

Bad and chappy. I like how they call them prongs. Chappy. Fucking prong. Chappy so bad. I never saw Chappy. It was one of those movies I was really excited about. It's got Hugh Jackman with a mullet.

And Ninja. Have you guys seen Hidden Figures yet? Yeah, I love Hidden Figures so good. That's one movie that I'm meaning to see. I loved it, it was great. There were a lot of times where I was like, this feels like the help too. That's a scratch job. Because it was a what's her face?

The same actress. There was a scene that mimicked it very similarly. There was this like the same actress who put the shit in the a scene that mimicked it very similarly. There was this like, um, the same actress who put the, the shit in the pie in the help. I never saw it. I don't know. It's great movie as well. The help's a fantastic hit.

Shit in a pie. Yeah, she did it to like, like this white lady who was like mean. That's the Mastone also, right? Yeah, Mastone was, it was great in that. But it was like the same actress. So she has this head to head, basically combat, verbal combat with, verbal combat with a racist white chick.

And then there's a scene similar to that where she has the same kind of a confrontation with another one. And that's when I was like, am I watching another one of the other sequel, but that's all it was. It was fantastic. All three actresses are just... It's finally passed 100 million.

It's got 104 million dollars for the box office. Maybe I'll go see you tonight with all this time I have on Monday night. I want to quickly talk about a movie that I watched again, recently. I have not seen it since I was a child. ET. Yeah. It's no good.

It's not a good film. It's really, it is like one of the best moves of all time. It's got eight on IMDB. Yeah. I also read that it had a budget of 10 and a half million and it made over 750 million dollars. Yeah.

Which is a mental return. But it's just not a good movie. I think there's probably like a good number of movies like that that it's like, no, don't go rewatch. I don't love it as a kid. But it's really boring. Like it's so much,

they screw around for like half an hour. Like figuring out what it is, the scare of it. Yeah. They have fun with it for like five minutes. Then it dies. Yeah. Sorry for ruining ET. And then it dies. Sorry for a root ET.

And then it comes back to life for no reason. Spoilers, ET days. I then found out that they remostered it in like 2002 and they replaced Wacky's, like the million dollar puppet with CG. Yeah. And not only that, they replaced every shot of a gun. Do you know about this? With Wacky Talkies.

That's why I said Wacky Talkies two seconds ago. Oh, I've not, I've like, I thought you were talking like an alien. Wait, did they really like an alien speech? They really replaced all the guns with Wacky Talkies. There's a bit of the N-Wet, a Steven Spuggler really, like he regretted using guns because it was kids, and it's the wide approach kids with guns.

So they see, they spent like a hundred grand moving all the guns and putting Wacky Talkies and sound effects of Wacky Talkies. So that's like, they spent like a hundred grand moving all the guns and putting walkie talkies and sound effects of walkie talkies. So that's like, it's like, there's a guy with a shotgun like this, but it let this guy, the shotgun on the left. Oh my god. So it's said to some bits where he's like this, but It's just a warning. Yeah. Wow. That's really neat. There's a reference to that in the trailer for the Watchmen movie. One of the character,

or when there's the attempt to assassination of Ausemandius, the guy, the movie has a gun and start shooting people, but in the trailer, he's got a walkie-talkie and he pulls it up like that. It's just in the trailer for a few frames. It's a very sad part, because that was about that, about them fucking with their stuff. Spielberg and Lucas.

But all of that, sorry, but you can watch a video of all the comparison from the CG to the original. And it was that stage where CG was a little bit too early to do that for your title character. I like practical stuff. I know, I know. So it's so much better. I know CG gets really good. And there's a lot of times when we don't realize that, for your title character. I like practical stuff. I know, I know.

So it's so much better. I know CG gets really good and there's a lot of times that we don't realize that we're looking at CG and that's fantastic. I just watched a video that was like going through like things that you didn't know were practical and most of my newer practical one, I was actually impressed.

It was a found out Christopher Nolan likes practical for the most part if you can. And the truck flip sequence in dark night, motherfucker flipped the truck. Like with a huge piston underneath it that shot it up and made it go over and shot it with like seven cameras like you're supposed to. Yeah, during a, I knew he was just going crazy

with that shit and the Dark Knight rises at the beginning when like that one plane attaches to the other plane and starts just dragging it. I was like, all right, he's just showing off now. He's just showing off like shit. He came up with them. People are giving him money for the same with inception. Like they actually built the whole way and rotate it. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't like do it on green screen and CG him up there. I just uh, another amazing thing about doing it without you know, fixing it with visual effects. I finally watched Creed. I'm late to the party.

It's a good movie. It's a very good movie. I actually did not like the beginning. I was like, what is the deal? And then it got to the middle and I was like, and Stallone actually did it. So it's good. He's a good actor.

In fact, there was a single line at near the end of Creed that I almost start crying. I'm a heartless robot. I am the low. No. And, but there's a, his first fight, a Donnie's first fight in Creed is a long single take. The entire fight is a single take

with multiple rounds, bell rings, they do it, and they did it without, like it was, they did 13 takes, 11 and 13 were the good ones, they used 11, and it was like this long, steady cam thing that this guy was in and out, like the steady, they used 11. And it was like this long, steady cam thing that this guy was in and out. Like the steady, they talked about the steady cam guy actually went and took boxing lessons

to kind of get used to the whole ring and everything like that. But yeah, whole thing shot, one shot, and it was impressive. Definitely like if you wanna go watch a really great single shot take that wasn't fixed with any ECG, go watch preads. I wanna see a steady cam rate, like a full size one, the bracings on it, with a GoPro on it. I'm just thinking about that.

This hark are Henry essentially. Yeah. They had a steady cam. Well, that's what his head was. Was the steady cam, was that he had, yeah, that was the, he would just wore on his face there. It wasn't like the, like a pole.

Oh, like the whole like pole thing. Then they hold everything. It would be ridiculous. It would be ridiculous. Because it's like what weight are you, are you shifting? I'm, I'm just so impressed with drone shots. Like I was looking at the drone shot from when I took the picture of us.

Mm-hmm. And just it's so fucking steady. It's just crazy how like all the, yeah, with like a dip propeller. Especially if you like if drones can shoot 4K now and then you can like crop in a little bit and give it some stabilization if there's any. It's like that's the way to do those shots now. It's incredible. It looks like it's fixed up there.

The company photos a screenshot from 4K video. I don't know. I think there was a button to take a picture. There's picture mode. Because 4K is not, was that like 8 megapixels? I looked at it. It was on Tony's screen and it looked okay. You could see everyone's face really well. All right. What's time to wrap up? So no, it's talking about movies more. No, we're done dude. We're energy we had to forget try hard podcasts coming on at seven

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