Rooster Teeth Podcast - I See The Food, I Eat The Food - RT Podcast #439

Episode Date: July 7, 2017

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It was it was like this. Gus is not in the chair. Welcome. Yeah, you go to the Rooster Seat podcast the Thursday one Thursday edition of the Rusey Thursday edition. Do you have official name yet for this podcast? Thursday dishes. Okay, Thursday edition. Simple. No, I'm your host of hosts John Reissinger. Where my where's my cat Trevor Collins? Ashley. Hi, I'm Bernie. I was here on Monday too. Do I have to say I'm John again? No, this works, no. That's good, I don't want it. I'm so fucking old by this point.

I don't like it. It's trying to crazy. Do you, Gus just continued that for a glitch, please? Did he really? He did. I didn't know he did it on, did you do it on the patch? Mm-hmm. Oh wow.

Just get that one joke and run with it, dude. New podcast, new Gus. Let me tell you something. We killed one of the Gus's. Gus gave me a hard time on the Monday podcast for buying four sticks of butter. That sounds great. That sounds like how the character of Gus. Yeah. Why did he do that? I was so angry with him. I actually went to stores to see if you could buy a single stick of butter.

I just, I'm not giving the podcast with him until RTX, which is this weekend. I'm gonna wait and save it for that. I'm furious with Gus. I'm happy. I'm so vindrous. That sounds so bad. I'm not gonna like the ordinary. Gus, get one over on me. Are you kidding me? We've been doing this for 15 years. He's saying this because you bought multiple sticks of butter. Go ahead. Go ahead. Right.

As they come. Normally. As one does Trevor. Yeah. Just I'm buying butter and I bought four sticks of butter. You know he's not in charge of giving you raises like that, right? I mean that's a butter's bought. I mean that's a butter's bought.

On a trucker's own. Unless. Unless you, I imagine you could get a single stick of butter and a convenience store or something. Somewhere that's meant to- I think the opposite. I go to the gas station to get my butter. That's a necessary product or purchase. You're gonna see, yes, or like Walgreens for butter?

Well, the grocery store's got the like gigantic case that's 50 yards long. If there is this single stick option, it's gonna be in there. Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself for the RTS podcast. I'm glad how much this bothers you. You're just practicing, it's fine. I'm gonna follow Ashley.

I wanna ask you a question. So this is something that Barb was talking about in the podcast. We just had a sexual discussion before this. We were looking at fidget spinner porn. We looked up a lot of porn. We also looked at yo-yo porn. There's no yo-yo porn. But we did find yo-yo porn. Yeah, and at Yo-Yo porn. There's no Yo-Yo porn. But we did find Yo-Yo porn.

Yeah, and Young Young Girls porn. That's what it was. Yo-Yo produced Young Young Girls. So that was a little iffy. So that's in my search record. Get out at work for ever more. But Barb told us this story about when a guy is growing up and he wants to check out his bits,

he just looks down and everything he wants to see is out. Yeah. But that's what being an outing. If ladies want to check out their bits, they can't do it. So Barbara talked about the act of getting a mirror. I ain't got to get like all like, you're like, so have you done this?

Absolutely. Really? Of course. I never did this. Did you do this? I constantly have miracles over my house. Well, you never looked down at your dick. That's not true. Well, we were discussing the how few people have seen their own but hole What the guys that came up I've seen mine it takes a while to get to see it, but I've seen it

What is that how do you just kind of get through all the hair? You how did you go on an adventure to try to find your own but hole? No, I just like this You know you curious you want to see all your body parts you're on butthole? No, I just like this, you know, he curious, you want to see all your body parts. But there was, there was something recently. There was something recently. He was, it was a,

You ever shaved your butthole? Some celebrity, Chrissy Teigen. Yeah, it's a bad idea. Free doubt. It is a bad idea, I really think. Because she realized that doing doggy style meant that her boyfriend could see her butthole. She hadn't realized that.

I don't know how you don't figure that out. And so, and so suddenly, she had this revelation is now like no more doggy style, because they seem her butthole. She hadn't realized that. I don't know how you don't figure that out. And so she had this revelation is now no more doggie style, because they'll see my butthole. Did he let the cat out of the bag? So to speak, did he tell her that? No, someone else pointed it out to her. Yeah, it was in an interview.

And she had this moment of a revelation of like, oh my God. Just buy a privacy flat. Just strap through and roll down. Not that idea. What if he can do something that you just insert insert up in and then umbrolas over it? Traverse gonna put in the world's most specific exit shop. You got your butt plug in but everything is then nice and covered in modest.

Yeah, maybe a picture of something else to distract from what they're staring at. It's like a Mona Lisa. Like a hang in there kitten kind of. Motivational post on your butt hole. You can do it. Speaking of butt stuff, how'd you guys fare at the end of yesterday? I'm totally fine. I had a movement.

So you should probably clarify. Now I'm just asking you guys about your balance. It's all I'm asking about. So, yeah, I've had a pooper. Yeah. Okay, good. We ate a lot. Apparently you had a mean pooper, mine was fine.

I had a mean mid-food tour one. Yeah, he went to the bathroom in the middle of the food tour. Got a really like changing the tone of the food tour though, like starting it off, talking about. We ate a bunch of food. Yeah, so we talked about the Monday podcast. We did. The three man podcast that we had with Gus.

And when people come to town for RTX, they always ask us where should I eat. It doesn't mean we have to be RTX. Whenever anyone shows up to Austin, they just start tweeting us, asking us what they should do in Austin. Allie enough, you got a question like that. I literally just got, what, 10 minutes ago?

Just before the podcast started, someone said, I'm coming to Austin this weekend for RTX, where's a nice restaurant that I can eat? It's like, well, I have the video for you. So we went out, we chose, what turned out to be eight restaurants, if you want to count Joe's. We went and ate at eight of our favorite restaurants all in one day,

like back to back to back to back to back, starting at like 10.30. We also learned that Ellie just know how to order a cheese pizza. That's a huge pizza. That's a huge pizza. Yeah, okay. That's a margarita pizza. Right, yeah, for a cheese pizza. I mean, that's what she ordered.

Apparently, this is a British thing. Well, you guys were all upset that she'd order this. Do you guys not like margarita pizza? No, it's totally fine. Barbara was very into pizza. I thought it was slice, that pizza. I mean, I had my pepperoni slice that we'd order because I wanted some meat.

But you get, like, everyone was like, sounded like they were upset that they got the margarita. Barbara was very upset. It was fun to make fun of Ellie because it's fun to make fun of, you know, British people who do odd things in America. She has to be upset with us. If it's edition at this point, huh? It's cream upsetting. It was fun to make fun of Ellie, because it's fun to make fun of British people who do odd things in America. She has to be upset with us. It's the addition at this point.

It screamed at us, you can pick off the bits. That's what you said. Did you guys get all the different meals like breakfast lunch dinner? Just a whole array. We got breakfast and then just food. Yeah, Trevor, let me tell you. Go ahead.

Food is a very divisive topic. A lot of people eat food, and a lot of people have the opinions about the food that they eat. I'm pretty sure I'm not a people eat food topic a lot of people eat food and a lot of people have the opinions about the food to the I'm pretty sure I'm not a people eat food a lot of people eat food. I've been doubling lately. I'm done food. I'm done with food Listen after what we ate yesterday eight meals in one day. I get it. That's a thing We on an on an episode on the spot We found a headline for a game of giving headlines about people who are, I wanna pronounce it, breathearians, that proclaim, they don't know.

I've heard you. They're all dead. There's not a lot of them left. Yeah, she, that gives this couple, and they'd gone about a long time without eating, and they even profess that they only eat like some fruit every once in a while, if they feel like they wanna have some food,

or if they're in a public setting, where they feel the pressure of eating around other people. But then she proclaims that, or she claims that she went through full pregnancy without eating food, or what horrible advice. What did she grow a baby with? Oh no.

Didn't someone follow her for like 40 days or something under? I read through the thing, but I didn't talk about anybody actually like confirming this other than this is their story they tell. Right. Well, obviously that person has opinions of food themselves, but Trevor, here's what we did. Yeah. We started the day. We went to Poccos, Toccos for breakfast tacos. Yeah. Poccos is good. We were gonna need torches. Torches wouldn't let us film in the restaurant. Yeah, but people know. Everyone knows about torches now. You guys talk about a million times.

And it's true. It's also, well, that was one of the things wanted to go to the place as we've talked about a bunch on the podcast. I actually didn't want to be here, but thank you. I'll take it. There you go. I like that was a good start. I enjoyed the tacos. Yeah. John was bad at pacing himself.

He had two tacos. You just had to eat. You kicked off the whole eight. I did find I ate more talks that are made the first place. I ate more of barbecue. Barbecue. I didn't take a more barbecued. Barbecue.

Yeah. And then we went to my defineina 8, the same amount as everybody else. My time for hamburgers. And then we went to Keso and I had Keso and a margarita. So that's a place. Hey, drink my whole margarita. Yeah, it's for Kures. Kures. Okay, we want to go to one Tex-Mex place, but that is by far the most in the comments, especially

for people who live in Austin, that's very divisive. It is. Because we chose curas, which is a Mexican food place on Old Torf, but man, the people in Austin are very particular about their Tex Mex. Keso and barbecue is like a big discussion in Austin of like, you can even ask people in Austin like what's your favorite barbecue place?

And they, they'll almost like not answer because they would, they, some people just don't even want them. It's almost like politics. Is it a guarantee? Like don't you want to talk about like, if you're, you're a Democrat, probably. Well, part of it is you don't want other people clogging up your barbecue place because if it gets too popular,

then the lines are gonna be longer. And also, yeah, maybe they don't want to fight about it. They just want to like their damn barbecue. Well, let me ask you, what's your favorite barbecue place in Austin? We had this discussion in the cars. It was, I like Rudy. You like Rudy. I like Rudy.

It's, it's, it's's consistent because I can go to multiple locations and always get the same thing and it's same quality and I just, they have really good barbecue and even their sides are good. They're bread's good and they're cheese good. We didn't select Rudy's for the food tour because it's not close to the convention center. It's pretty far.

Which is weird because there's, Rudy's is the one place in Austin where there's a bunch of them. But there's none of them close down. Oh, it's strange. Some of the places that we went are definitely Uber distance. Yes. But are at least a few minutes worth of Uber as opposed to what the nearest one for Rudy's is 15 minutes over?

No, yeah, at least. That's the nearest. Yeah, it depends on what time of day you go. The crazy thing was we did this whole shoot yesterday. We were out from 10 in the morning until like six at night doing this eight meals in a row. And we have a lot of footage of us on the road. No traffic the entire day.

Yeah, I watched the video. Very strange. Very strange because Austin always has a traffic. That is not happening. That is not happening. You're missing the downtown traffic. And if you're well, but it was all day. Like even in the afternoon when like I you can

It was the 5th of July so people could be like They're all hung over from the 4th. It could be that yeah So as we were in a holiday falls like on a Tuesday or Wednesday kind of blows the whole weekend I spent I spent a lot of time yesterday thinking that it was Thursday. There's a great app for that I did the same thing. I was freaking out. What did you say? I spent yesterday thinking it was Thursday. There's a great app for that. I did the same thing. I was freaking out. What'd you say? I spent yesterday thinking it was Thursday.

Yeah, yeah. I did that Monday. I felt like kept thinking Monday was Tuesday. This is an extra weird week for us though, because Tuesday was 4th of July, and then tomorrow we're all also out of the office for RTX. So yesterday sort of was the Thursday of this week,

even though it was also kind of a Monday. It was the Thursday and the Monday of this week. Our lives are hard, just so hard. Yeah, it's so tough. But so we rounded out the day after we went to Kuras, we then went to home slice for pizza. After that, we went, we were gonna go to Paris for steak because it's right close to the convention center.

They couldn't because we were so far ahead of schedule that it wasn't open. So instead we went to Frank Joe's. Joe's. Cool. Gorma hot dogs. Oh yeah, Joe's. Joe's. Then we went to Frank and then we went to Gordos for dessert.

And you didn't bring me back a donut. Well, we would have, but we knew that we didn't really want to. I think I wanted a donut. I wanted a donut. I still haven't gone a donut. Well, maybe you should have stuck around. Gone a donut. I'm sorry for going into my gone. Don't maybe you should have stuck around gone donut I'm sorry for going into my job

What about a guest host no one would substitute a host on the spot. That is true I have no John where we just cycle them out especially after you watch the episode we had yesterday No one would want to deal with that. Okay. What about the cardboard standout of cut the cardboard can out of us that's gone I don't know where that is. What happened yesterday? I thought that was hanging in someone's phone. I thought that was hanging in someone's phone.

I'm literally drunk. I work with them. I'm dealt with them. Yeah, but like it's, it's anti-baligerately drunk. And then there's anti-performing, but it's literally drunk. Yeah, and then there's Michael next time, and then there's, I mean,

Gus and Shannon were fine, but it was, it's on the spot. Shannon McCormick? Yeah, Shannon was on. I love Shannon. Gus, does wouldn't do the food tour It's because you wanted to be available for on the spot Gus gets mad around 4th of July What Gus gets mad around 4th of July? It's to be

Cantankarous and hard to deal with can two things It's RTX and he kind of still has like reactions to even RTX even though he's not running it anymore. We made you phantom stress also He freaks out about fireworks in his dog and it like stresses him out. Yeah, there's the virus puppies There was there was fireworks relating bed for the morning I swear they were like right outside our window It sounded like someone in our driveway firing a gun. Well, there were a lot of people firing like putting fireworks off in like a nearby

area. Yeah. And there's a good chance just some dick bags decided to go up for a m and light some fireworks off there. And it's just maybe the wind carried them close. I don't know, but it was it was weird. It was very loud. What do you mean? So I like the firework. It goes up in the wind blows it towards the house. That would happen. Yes. It's one of those iffy. Trevor aerospace engineer. What's up? What do I give? Yes. It's one of those iffy. Trevor aerospace engineer. What's up? What do I give a shirt?

It's one of those iffy words to find on the side of the road. And you're like one, like you get a dozen for a dollar or something. Who knows where those are going to fly? I'm like an IED. I don't think it's going to, I don't know. I don't know what the weight of a firework is, but it could blow. I saw a great video. I've always wondered if this would happen.

It was in LA, someone had fired a Roman candle out of palm tree and that little crown at the bottom of the palm tree was completely ablaze. That was kindling. And just showering the neighborhood with sparks. That's literally the dead leaves of the palm tree that gather around the bottom of the top part of the tree. Occasionally, they fall off and kill people.

Yeah. Like, they're like 50 pounds falling from like 50 or 60 feet. Yeah, we actually saw the bottom, the secondary growth. We were in LA a few months ago and saw a palm tree shedding it. It was actually kind of scary. Yeah, it was coming out of our, it was. But when they fall, like you realize how big those are.

Yeah, so far up. Did you get the Richards hurt himself? Well, the coconut or something? That sounds right. I'm not here. I'm going to ask Patrick. Yeah, Keith Richards, let me tell you the whole story here. If this purely from memory Patrick, Keith Richards was in the Caribbean and he was climbing

a palm tree to get a coconut. And like either, did he fall the tree and hit his head or the coconut hit him on the head? I'm looking at that. And it was a life threatening injury. But it's Keith Richards, so he can't die. He's immortal. Oh, yeah, of course.

Immortal. He's immortal. He's got a whorecrux somewhere, and it's a palm tree. Yeah, he slipped his bell to the ground. He slipped it, he was trying to get, was he like 85 climb a palm tree? At least. And never was his yelling Keith will buy you

on Keith will buy you on 62. 62, 62 years old when he did that. If I'm 85 climbing a palm tree, I'm doing pretty well. Right, at that point, you're ready to go. Yeah, I'm like, I'll just go all in on anything risky I can do, you know. So I will be able to find my iPhone cable tonight. That I remember, that is like in my brain taking up information, a space, and I won't be able to find my iPhone cable tonight that I remember that is like in my brain taking up information a space

And I won't be able to remember something very basic tonight. I have moments like that I sucks I'm like I can sing the theme song to duck tells, but I can't tell you probably 80% of our presidents You can remember 20% of them. That's good. Yeah, that's some say is like that's the kind of things that are in my head We're just like why why is that in my head? what I'm saying. That's the kind of things that are in my head where it's just like, why? Why is that in my head? But I can't tell you like the periodic table of elements, you know? I don't know if you need to be memorizing the periodic table.

But these are things that could be applicable in other areas of my life. I can't apply knowing, you know, the different teams of the X-Men to anything in my life. Really? Because how are you going to apply the periodic table of elements to your life right now, John? I think about post-apocalyptic skills that are necessary.

Really? You're going to need the table of elements for the apocalypse? That's stuff we should know. Well, here's something that I always think too. It's like, let's say, I snap my fingers. You're teleported back in time, 800 years. It's like 1200 AD, let's say. Okay?

And dark ages, what can you do to stay alive? Like what? I don't know, prostitution. Like they haven't discovered most of technology at the time. Yeah. So do you have a basic understanding of simple chemistry, even things like radiation to agriculture? Or agriculture?

Oh, agriculture, no way. I thought about this when I was like going through college. I was like, if I was teleported back in time and I didn't want to do any of it, like no, no, that farming stuff or whatever to keep right make it make a lot of yeah. I was like, okay, I need to at least know how to make gunpowder. Yeah, right? I agree. Then you can then you can excel. Then you're that guy. Or you're a witch and they just burn you. I have no ego. One of the ingredients, I can get the charcoal.

I can maybe get the sulfur because I can identify it. I have no clue where you get salt-peater. Like I would have no idea. I'm not even sure I know what salt-peater is. What was the last thing you just said? Is it salt-peater from where you don't know? I don't know what that is. John, your life depends on it.

It's a hundred. I'm dead. I'm dead in the dark ages. Well, there was a Star Trek episode where Kirk made gunpowder, and he just like scraped salt-peater off a rock. I think I've gotten to the end of my memory capacity, and I'm just deleting stuff as I go throughout every single day of my life. I have the weird suspicion that my memories just not great.

The weird suspicion. Yes, but I don't know for sure. Go on. You don't seem to have a bad memory, I wouldn't say. I have a terrible memory. I forgot our anniversary. Yeah, she did. Wow.

She's forgotten my birthday a couple of different times. Day to day. And like worst. How many birthdays do you have? Well, we've been together for several years.'s been a couple times where it's my birthday and we're in bed and it's on the weekend or something it's like 10 30 in the morning she hasn't said anything yet so I'm like I'm kind of curious how long this ago and she's she's on scrolling to Twitter and I'm like oh that also she

hits something happy birthday are you one of those people that really cares that much about your birthday or anything? No, I really don't. Yeah. I, uh, I, I actually, I caught flag from somebody recently because I revealed that I don't ever say happy birthday to people on Twitter. So I'm like, because I feel like once I do that,

I'm doing it every day. Same. Yeah. You know, and it's just like, I like to text people and tell them happy birthday. I text people as well. I make a personal. Yeah. I mean, I don't text you in which case, people. I text people as well. I make a personal. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna text you in which case, I don't text anybody.

Yeah, sure. If I see them in person, I'll make a point to say it. But if I don't, then I'm like, then I might tweet it. If I like feel bad or something, like, you're an adult. You're an adult. Well, that's just nice thing to say. I feel like happy birthday.

It's just nice to acknowledge, John. It was a more important thing when we all knew less than 300 people. Yeah, but now that we have email and chat rooms and big companies. Personal is it right? Well, it's like every day 365 if you work in a company like we do of 300 people it's every other day at least that somebody's birthday takes place. You ever forgotten your kids birthday? No, never, never. I sometimes can't remember what exact day my youngest birthday is on for some reason. One year, my brain thought was different day

and then that is just now stayed with me, right? It's like, it's either like 17th or 19th and I always second guess myself. I don't know my mom's birthday and I don't know my brother's birthday. Okay, this is a never thing. I know her birthday month and I like, I've got it. I'm like, it's middle of September ish. And my brothers is a round

Valentine's day. Really? Don't know when your brother was born. Didn't you have to go to the parties when you were a kid? Little brother, by the way. Probably. Yeah, that you say like I was like checking my calendar, like let me make sure in my diary that my day is free to go to my little brother's birthday. Yeah. So you remember his bed,

she got her passport stolen when she lived in Australia and she went to the US Embassy. I, well, it was, I actually, my whole Per Scott stolen. So it was everything that identified me as a unique thing. You could have been anybody at that point. I had my apartment keys. It had my passport.

It had my US driver's license, which is what I was driving on at the time there. It had a period of time. Did I say my apartment keys already? It had just everything. So I couldn't get anywhere. I had no money. I had no ATM card to go get more money I had no

Identification of any kind it's actually really terrible. Yeah, I bet that's when you sit there and you like you realize that like you could be in some very Real trouble because as a human you don't exist now I'm officially happened to women more often though because everything's in the one bag. Yeah, it's like everything I got four pockets and I'm always padding to. Do you distribute your wallet amongst your pockets for safety? I keep telling myself. I've done that before. I do, it's not scratch my phone for sure. But I keep telling myself I'm going to establish right pockets wallet, left back pockets phone

or something like that. But I don't ever do it. Like I don't have a standard diet. I just throw it in whatever pocket. You're weird. All the time. I have, I have, there's a rule. I might tend towards the right side,

because with my phone, because it's in my right hand a lot. But yeah, it's a little bit terrifying if that happened. If you lose everything, you don't want to. Although, although I did learn some really disturbing things about our national security, which is that I turned up to the embassy the next day, crying, and they gave me a passport.

Yeah, that's a bunch of questions. I didn't they gave me a passport. Yeah, they asked you a bunch of questions like- I didn't know my parents birthdays. Yeah, wow, oh no. And they were like, I was like, yeah, I know my dad's birthday, but not as birthday year. Not a year. My mom's is, I know my social security card and they were like, you're good.

So you could just memorize, I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I had no way in the end. I know what dresses were in him. It's like, where she lives. I knew one where my dad had lived, but I didn't know any current addresses. This must have been six years ago, seven years ago.

But in her defense, she was like, I don't know the details, and they were still like, you're cool. And to this day, that's the passport that I use. It's the one I got there. Also, I had to borrow like 10 bucks from a friend to go down to Kodak to take a new passport photo. And so it's, it's next day, crying all night, staying on, you know, a phrase of sofa and then getting up and crying more at the embassy in the morning, they're like, go down to go down to the kinkos or the Kodak or whatever and then stand in front of the

thing. That's my passport photo. It's glamorous. I had somewhat of a similar situation that was much lower stakes than being in another country, but it was, I wanted to go for a run downtown. I like running around like Zilker and downtown area a lot. And I parked at a lot that's underneath the freeway underneath MoPak by the Nature Science

Center. Park there took an extra long run and got about probably about two so miles away from my car and it started heading back and extra long run for me. So don't shame me for not running a million miles. How far do you run? Depends. Like if I said you went out and you ran five miles straight, is that like you're not doing that or that's a typical run?

No, that's difficult for me. I'm not a runner. Yeah, I like this guy. Yeah, not a long distance guy. But I got a runner. What do you go back to 1200 AD that you got a run? I did. That's the one skill that I'm at.

At least I'm at least like I'm like a step above other people who don't do any physical activity and I do working out and that kind of thing. So at least in some sort of health, like I'm like a step above other people who don't do any physical activity. And I do working out and that kind of thing. So at least in some sort of health, although I'm sure compared to 1200 AD people, they're just like stacked and have no fat on them whatsoever. But- Pills have no food probably.

Doesn't matter if you invent gun powder. They're eating raw wheat. By the way, Trevor, what a point out? There is a website called caveman chemistry where it teaches you how to do these things. And look at this website. That's the way the internet should be. Yeah, that's the way it just game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game, the game,

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What is that? Like a charcoal furnace that he made. I saw that on Reddit. I'm sure he's always hitting the front page of Reddit. And like millions of you three videos. He was for a while. It was like him and the guy smashing stuff in the hydraulic press.

Yeah. But I don't really, the fidget spinner. He doesn't show up. He doesn't show up through love stories. Donald Trump came along. He doesn't show up through love stories. Donald Trump came along. He doesn't show up on writing more, but his video is still within minutes of being uploaded at art and millions of views.

That's great. Well, the millions of people who watch those, they're gonna survive in a two-eyed team. It's gonna help me. That's gonna help me. I can't help it. They're gonna have the knowledge to do it. Or do you think most of them would be capable of

making these like, you would know enough to know how to do it, but you don't know how to get the things, right? It's like, I know how to make that thing. I don't have the strength to pull it together. With the skill of the type. Because I've been sat on my ass all day watching his videos.

Right, exactly. And it's like, the knowledge is like, it's almost like too much knowledge, it just frustrates you. Yeah. It's like one of the things that drives me the craziest about the human brain is, especially when I'm writing,

I'm writing motor, even for like coming up with topics for the podcast, is that I'll go, oh, I have a great idea and I'll go write that down because you're gonna forget it. And then it's like, no, I won't forget this one. But then you're like, you're like, no, no, no, I got this one. I got this, I'll remember it. Then, two hours later, I'll go, oh shit, I had that idea

when I was at the supermarket and I had the idea of what was the idea. Don't remember, but I can remember how good it was. It was a great idea. You can probably remember where you had it and what the circumstances were leading up to it. How could the human brain remember that it had an idea but not what the idea was?

It makes no sense. It's easier. You either just forget you had the idea or you remember the idea, that's it. Just remembering that you had, oh that was such a great time when I had that idea. We're not for fuck it was. I recently discovered the post-it notes thing on windows. You know how you can use post-its on your windows. That's the only thing. Just like notes. Yeah, I don't know, like I've never used that. That's awful. Yeah, they're pretty awful. But I started using it just to remember

some of those smaller things. Now I got a fuck ton of them and I never look at them because there's so many of them. I wish Alexa maybe does have like a little no pad. Just tell Alexa. Like, hey, Alexa, remember this. You say, hey Siri, remind me of this. I mean, that's, I've seen Gav, you know.

I do that. But then I like, for example, at least told me about a really cool documentary about Terry Pratchett on BBC. And this is months ago. And so we were we were out. We're having drinks and I just went, Hey Siri, when I get home remind me to watch the Terry Pratchett documentary on BBC. Every time I get home for the last several months, they remind me to watch that documentary.

Are you watching it? Nope. I mean, alerts always pop it up her phone every day. No, really. Go watch the show. Clearly, I get home. Clearly, stop reminding me, please. Siding something.

Code, don't forget, watch the BBC show. Have you gotten these things yet, where? Well, it's because you know what the BBC is. BBC, I never put those two things together. That's really funny. I never, I never created this. Now, now I get it. Now it all makes sense, Ashley Jenkins.

Uh, sweetie, I'll be back. I gotta go to the BBC. I gotta go to the BBC. I gotta get my daily dose of information. Uh, Ashley has locked me out of her phone. We used to have this policy. We discovered the city three. We used to have this policy. We discovered the city three. We used to have this policy where she had my password. I still believe we can try this. If her thumbprint is still in my phone, she can open my phone. But I can't,

I'm out now. Like her phone had some alert on it or something. And I went to give it to her and I went to unlock her phone. I could not mind. You know, do you know why that is? Are we were doing something and I had to unlock it for her? You know why that is? Cause I don't want you seeing it. No, it's that, there was an update, there was like an iOS update and it defaulted, I used to have like, I have my four digit code.

And although actually it's really cool, you know, you can do, like, you can do full letters, you can do anything you want for a passcode now. But I had a four, I had a four digit pass code, you know what that is. It defaulted back to six and it said you have to set it up and then I could go in and change it to four and you're fucking got that far because I give a shit. So it's a six digit pin. But it reset everything. I had to read my own stupid thumb prints to think because it's right all of them. So it's a shame. It's a shame, John. You don't remember this update. Oh, man.

What was the time around this update? We can go look through the patch notes and see if there was anything. Oh. I don't remember. I don't think that's a perfectly downloaded BBs. Hold on. I have no recollection of that.

I bet. Look at this. The memory's gone. Okay, so what is the latest primitive technology video? I'm on his channel right now. If your latest one was, I don't know, something where he probably used clay. I don't know.

No, is he gradually working his way up through history? I know. No, well, if he does build on what he does. So for those of you who don't know what we're talking about, there's a channel called Primitive Technology. I'm sure we've mentioned it in the podcast before. It's a dude, I wanna say he's Russian? I don't know why.

I thought he was like the New Zealand Islander area. I would say he was in Far Cry Primal. I think we all just kinda like project that on him. He probably just isn't good. Because he's got minimal information on his site. Well, the site actually has way more information. Well, yeah, but about him. It's about his have no talking.

About him. Yeah. And all he says is that he's actually out He actually has way more information. Well, yeah, but about him. But about him. It's about him. It's about him. Yeah. And all he says is that he's actually out in like a preserved forest area that he's not like trespassing or something like that. And which I guess that's contradictory, I just said. But yeah, he's got no information. Yeah, he's basically working his way through the Stone Age, where he's making tools that

he can use to then make other things. He never uses a pre-made tool. Yes. He always, like it's sometimes it's a stacking kind of system where he shows you how he makes fire, then he shows you how he makes charcoal, and then he shows you how to make jars, so then he can actually now carry water

to do agriculture and that kind of thing. And then he builds the Colosseum and has fights with animals. He's built multiple ways. He is working his way up to fight club. And then the final episode, Pokemon. He's made a few weapons. He's made a bone arrow.

He's made a spear, chucker, like a thrower kind of thing. He made a single stick of butter. He's the one guy. He doesn't sell it though. He wants it. I like to out a club. I like when he's doing something and he goes, fuck this. And he walks off, makes a new tool new tool comes back and then does it again

Yep, like to make it easier. He's always barefoot I watched him mother fucking Sure, let's talk. I would be covered in bug bites Yeah, he I watched him. He made a disc out of stone by rubbing it on another stone Then he had to drill a hole in the middle of it So he just got a rock and just went like this for what looked like four weeks Well, he's a he's even split entire tree trunks by burning a little bit of a hole and then burning through it and then use it and then like jumping on the, uh, on the tree

trunk to snap it. Like he does, like he'd never takes an axe to anything. See that guy, you can send him all the way back to like, you know, a hundred thousand BC. He'd have like, 25 BC Arthur. Yeah, that's good to go. He's awesome. So we should get a video of, is this him making his charcoal? I think this is this is like this video. Yeah, yeah, he made this kiln. He made a reusable charcoal mound is what this is called.

I used to have a buddy of mine that was like in California, he was my, he was my post-apocalyptic, you know, golden ticket. Oh, shit went down. I'd go visit him and then live with him forever. And we'd have discussions on like what were scenarios you're supposed to do. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get something that I have. He's got something. But uh, talk more about the most apocalypse. No, I feel like that guy would be just be the perfect person to go live with for forever and just I'm fine being.. I wanna see a collaboration with this guy in some like just millennial like urban boy.

Just hanging out and he's just complaining the whole time. He's like, when do you make the AC? And he's just kind of like fully clothed in the... I mean, I can think of a soft chicken boy we could send him. Oh yeah? Oh, he would be complaining the whole time. Wouldn't it be amazing? That would be awesome. Yeah. Steven S could send him. Oh yeah, oh he would be complaining the whole time. Wouldn't it be amazing? That would be awesome.

Yeah, soft chicken boy. Steven's up thick. Oh God, he wouldn't survive at all. He wouldn't even have to feel like bring him on primitive technology. I think it was big, but he gets to help learn. Steven makes me feel tough. And that's why every terrible.

That's why everyone likes him. Yeah, he really boosts everyone's e- He sets the bar at a new low that we didn't know could exist. And we're like, thank you, Steven. We feel better now. Soft chicken boy. I think that came out of, super panicked friends that he did at the brana school for a long time.

And she got really frustrated with him. Oh my god, what is? He did find something. What you got there, Bernie? What did you bring? As she goes with this is? Do I? You're gonna break a camera.

I'm gonna give him a mic. He's pulling cables now. All right. So as you know what this is? I'm not sure, do I? It's a body. Okay. His name is Stanley.

I thought we agreed not to talk about him. So, Quentin, Mr. BBC, I thought we agreed not to talk about him. So, quite a short, Mr. BBC, recently moved out of a house, and I had this in my garage. This is my disaster preparedness box. Like, if anything goes wrong, was it sitting at your old house? Is there a salt-peater in there?

No, I don't agree. So, I was like, curious if you guys want to see what's in this thing. Oh yeah. How many animals are in there? It's aks, dude. Yeah, what was in a garage? Here we go.

Oh god. Antiviral mess. Oh, perfect. Pants sanitizer. Lots of it. You do have, you have butter in there? It was like a butter. Here, John.

What's that? That's an emergency blanket. Yeah. How many condoms are in there? Gas masks! One used condom! One gas mask? Wait, hold on, only one gas mask?

No, no, there's one for everybody in the family. Yeah, everyone has to share the one gas mask. Am I allowed to open this up? Yeah, sure. It's already so scary. Sorry, but like, this is not creepy at all. These are little kid gas masks. Whoa!

Okay, a little bigger thing. Am I running your thing by opening this? No, I'm not sure. No, I don't think so. Hold on, I want to try out. What do you think will fit me? Well, you don't want to be with a kid one fit me. I think I got these from like a Russian military One's for Joe the cat and one's for nothing. I am protected from the fire suits. What suits? Oh, like you wear for like biohazard. No, I want to open those two. Here's a canister for your mask. Dude, this is legit Yeah, no, you don't wanna open that one probably.

If you actually wanna keep it. So this is how paranoid I am. Here, this is a... So what's the worst that could happen? That's a rubber reservoir that you put in your bathtub so you can fill it with water. So you'll have a bathtub full of drinkable water. Oh, that's kinda cool.

Just don't do your head. All this stuff is like a trough. Individually, all this stuff is cool together. It's manic. Wow, that's kind of cool. All this stuff is like a trough. Individually, all this stuff is cool together. It's manic. I know that it looks good. Do you have a subterranean, like, you look like you just dropped into Pachinki. Yeah, I'm ready to go.

Let me get my chicken dinner. Do you like lift a hatch in your yard and in your home now? I can. Pet your milk. Let's try it. Do I do what, Trevor? Do you have like a latch in your yard

that you just kind of flap open and you're actually home? Like that's your thing. No, I don't have any. If I did, I would not tell you. I'll find it. Bernie. And here is that Imoody at the bottom of that? Bernie, are you my mommy?

Good lord. Nice talker. Who reference? Yeah. Yeah. Look, here you go. You know this. I got you.

I was gonna say it's, but I know it's pretty cool. What do we got? So Ashley and I, when we were on the Maze Race, we did some research as to, we had to pack all of our own, like, food? I guess you could say. Is that fair to say? So is this a single stick of butter?

That's a single stick of butter. Those are marine rations like a maritime. So how does that help this get? Let me see this. Yeah. It's like lamb is bread. 18 bars of compressed concentrated food. So you know what it is?

Obviously coconut oil. Oh, yeah. So it's basically just a lot of fat. But that's like, I think you're holding three days where the food in your hand says 18 servings, 18 servings. Yeah, divided by three. Yeah, six days Well, no, you definitely would need more than than one serving. It's just a calories I think that's 3600 calories you're holding in your hand and you can sustain yourself on 1200 calories

Yeah, you're right. I think that's what that is and they let those things last for five days It's what three days then you can just like chuck them somewhere. And they live for, they live for, you wanna eat them? Three days. Then we have rubber gloves. Ramen. I've seen no weapons yet. More rubber gloves.

No, I have them. We got them. I mean, I have weapons, but I'm not gonna keep them thing in my garage and a vacant house. You don't like just like knives. What's that? Like a machete for like cutting down stuff.

And then more hand sanitize. You don't wanna be like Gavin where you just leave weaponry to an act a abandoned house. Yeah, and it gets stolen What I want to know this taste like is there is there a best I do too, but I don't want to ruin I don't need it, but I'd be very curious with this taste like Go ahead try it. It's actually butter flavored. Okay, look at the manufacturing date on it Don't open two packs.

I'm not just looking for the date. Okay. Where's the date? Date. 114. Here was my logic when I bought the rations. 14b. B, C.

I basically have enough rations. I have, oh, expiration date, January 2019. There you go. Shout out, buddy. It doesn't seem very long for a ration. I've had them for a while. There you go. Shout out, buddy. That doesn't seem very long for a ration. I've had him for a while. Oh, okay. I've had him for probably like three years.

Well, John, they were five year rations. He's full now. It's yours. Sure. Everyone try one. So it looks like it's in another wrapper, am I wrong? Yeah, they're individually wrapped. Because I was about to bite right through this.

We've actually tried these on the podcast before because I talked about it. But I had never had like shown this little kid I hate coconut I got to say did I don't like coconut you know I have to what I'd have to do is start from a stick and work my way up to a fryer and then fry this because coconut fried things maybe take a little coconut sure sprinkle a little salt Peter on it you'll love oh just got to find the salt Peter Peter's got to go out Really good at finding it That's like 300 calories in that one bite. You just took probably no It's not spying up, but it's very gumbly

It's actually not that bad get in there. This one. This is not that bad It's definitely something that if this is all I had to eat. Yep, I hate it I was a little bit if you struggle if that's all you had to eat, you probably would be. Okay, I'd be happy I have some to eat, but it would get old very quickly. It's very dry. If you had to pick one thing to eat to survive for the rest of your life, what would it be, John?

Serial. Cell drive. What kind of serial? No, it's two-way-yelps. Mm-hmm. Walk me through it. What kind of serial? No, it had to be dry.

That's two things. I only pick one brand. And you get a bowl. It's got to be in your hands. It's the marshmallows with lucky charms. Yeah, what's your go-to? I'll tell you what, I'm gonna one brand. You can have a bowl. It's got to be in your hands. It's the marshmallows with lucky charms. Yeah, what's your go to? I'll tell you what, I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna give you three cereals you can take.

Oh my gosh. Pick your three cereals. One's definitely cinnamon toast crunch. The taste you can see. Oh yeah. Is that the tagline? Cinnamon toast crust? Yes, it is.

The taste you can see, I thought I was kids don't know what causes cinnamon. What is it? What is the thing? The precursor to diabetes. It is. This is the other one, but they don't eat more of this, but it's good. It's actually not bad. It actually has a longer expiration date.

Cinnamon toast crunch. Probably something like Cheerios. Basic? Yeah, Cheerios. Because I don't want something that's just only sweet. See, but aren't you, if this came up in the comments of the food vlog, or are you gluten intolerant, what happened with that? I, um, I beat it.

I evolved. Really? Or is it just like you're one of these gluten-fad people that just like, finally was like, all right, I'm done with this gluten. How dare you? Okay, I beat my affliction and you want to silly that? How'd you beat it? I'd be just evolved it.

You started it with gluten and it died. No, I don't actually, I actually don't know. So I, but I will say that I actually was one of those people that I was getting sick all the time. Just as far as like flu, I would have maybe a week of no flu symptoms and then just get sick again. So I was constantly getting sick. So I went to the doctor and was like,

I'd like to stop being sick. Can we figure this out? He's like, you just need a flu shot, go to a flu shot. I got. So it's constantly getting sick. So I went to the doctor and was like, I'd like to stop being sick. Can we figure this out? He's like, you just need a flu shot, go to a flu shot. I got a flu shot, still got sick. And then it actually culminated in, what does this thing's called? Kidney stones. You had kidney stones.

I had a kidney stone. Those are the ones that like when you, it's like a little spiky ball that you have to pass to a baby ball, right? Yeah, they're horrible. Yeah, they're horrible. You when you, like, look at them up close, you see how their form like.

Don't look at us. Those are the salt and minerals. Can girls? like look at the club clothes, you see how their form like a salt and minerals. Can girls asteroids get kidney stones? I believe so. I don't hear. I think they're more common. I don't hear as many painful stories about girls passing kidney stones. Why is that? That they're more common in men. I hadn't heard that, but if it's true, then why is that might be just body chemistry? I here's like I've always wondered and it feels sexist to say it. Why do

women get headaches on a more regular basis than men And why have we not said that openly that I don't get a headache once a year Well, I get headaches on a monthly basis. Yeah, and it generally has to do with my cycle I think For me at least it also I notice what go ahead I also notice differences in my circulation my hands and feet will get It also, I notice. Hatshike bicycle. What? Go ahead. Hatshike bicycle. You're the cycle. I also notice differences in my circulation.

My hands and feet will get much colder during certain times of my, yeah, it's because it's busy. Do you know they say that's one of the reasons why women have a longer life expectancy than men? Is low blood pressure? Of course, they circulate there. The blood rate? It is. No, this is not backed by the blood. The blood rate? They're not.

This is not backed by medical science. This is a crack pot thing I read online one time, but people really believe in it. That is the regular depletion of iron in the body. And that having, holding too much iron in your body is what slowly damages your body over time among other things. And that's why men die faster, because they don't have

a regular occurrence in which they bleed. So I should blood let. It's why men die faster, because they don't have a regular occurrence in which they bleed. So I should blood let. It's why men have a heart disease. We should have heart disease. We should have heart disease. We should probably... They donate blood as often as they can.

Just reintroduce leeches. Yeah. We can have a leech party. So social thing now. Someone's gonna hear this podcast, go back in time and introduce that as a medical thing. And so now you just cause that. No, that's true.

We'll go back in 1200 AD. Don't do it. They already did it. Isn't 1200 AD is. You really like that, you know? That's at least like that. I should go back 800 years. Let's go back to it.

I was gonna say we're talking at least middle ages at that point. That's about 1000 AD. There are things that exist like castles. What are the dark ages? Are the dark ages the middle ages? Yep. The dark ages.

When was the plague? When did people get plague? I don't know. You're dark ages. When was the plague? When did people get plague? I don't know, you're asking me. That was the year. Take a guess. Everybody, I'm gonna look it up. The year of our Lord Boobunk. I'm gonna say, Lord Boobunk, here was the plague.

Notice, what you do is. You guess. Shh. I gotta remember like when I was in seventh grade and did a report on this. It was nowhere, it doesn't look like it was anywhere near the discovery of America, right? It was way above that.

Oh, yeah. So I'm gonna say 1150. I'm gonna say it was before, I'm gonna say it was before the thousand, before I got to a thousand. Really? You're saying like 980? I'm just saying, I can't, I can't think of a lot of things that I can remember happening.

Talking about the plague or the black death. What's the plague? Is the black death? It, like close to 400? You want like a plague I'm saying like close to 1400. Yeah, see I Had to but then this is like cuz we got to think there's like cottages their cities. There's just not Soap like people are shit in the streets. Okay. Yeah, like that's what spread disease I was telling that to my kids by the, we went to the Getty Museum in LA and there's all these Renaissance era paintings.

And I was like, what you don't know from this painting is how bad that city square smells. It would have been horrific because nobody has any kind of deodorant or soap and everyone's dumping their sewage in the street. I read this recently that deodorant is largely a marketing thing, kind of like diamonds, that it didn't exist

really before the early 1900s. No one cared about body odor. It was just a thing that you had and then marketing made it something sure it should be ashamed of. Yeah, but if you went back in time, like I can't, you would be. There's perfume back then though.

There was perfume for sure, but there's like, come on. Well, that was like, wasn't it a lot of people got married in June and had bookays because you'd Recently had your bath and you were only just starting to smell and flowers but cover it. Yes Yikes The bath water from last year. What was the plague? I'm saying like 800 I looked it up. You looked it up. You said on page. Do you want to give us the official answer?

1346 to 1353. Okay, so we're talking, you go 1200 AD, we're talking pre-play, that's bad. Yeah, how much is that? That's pretty much 20%? 20%? You're a lot of, a lot of percent. Do you know that there is your percentage of Anglo-Saxon people

or people of Anglo-Saxon heritage who have an immunity to HIV and it stems from the plague era. Interesting. That's cool. They don't ever talk about that, but it's like basically 10% of white people are immune to HIV. Are we talking like plague survivors?

Like it gave them some sort of like crazy... So kind of like they were just kissed with the plague but they didn't like full plague it. Don't know. So over like they survived and they kind of they had the like they were just kissed with the plague, but they didn't like full plague it. Don't know. So they survived and kind of had the thing. They just teased the plague. Yeah, they just teased it. They like me now, I would like a genetic test or something.

What's that? Do you find that I would like a genetic test? I think it was one of the things we discovered in the genetic test we did on me for 23 me. Were you in the 10%? No. I would love to take one of those. I'd call those spit DNA.

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Yeah, but can you use your, can you use your blood as like, is that a super power then? You like, you can help people with your blood to be, like a shark to be immune. Don't think so. You could like a little story, but I don't think don't need it to science.

And they could pull it apart and figure out what it is. I mean, I think they can identify the 10% of the people that happen. They would have done that by now. I was assuming you put your blood in your your super blood in a vile. You spin it around a bunch of times and you take the clear part and you give it to people and be like, this is your medicine and then they're also immune. You give them your plasma. The plasma. Okay. That's obvious. You spin your blood really fast and it turns in like it separates.

Holy, we I didn't finish my story. I learned that by the way from Ann McCaffrey in like eighth grade. Your Udhawg? My gluten thing. Yeah, like how do you solve your glutenous? I got kidney stones and then I've went in and with that, I was like, all right, I don't know if this is connected to this but I just feel like crap,

can we make this stop? Okay, we'll do a allergy test. So I actually got blood taken. Got allergy test. They said you're allergic to gluten, stop eating it. And so I did. I even got a upper endoscopy to see what's that. That's when they shove stuff down your throat to see. Did you look at tube with camera? Yeah. That's the thing. If you have like, did you get to watch that on blue? No, I got knocked out.

They hit you. They don't like me. But I got that all done and yeah, I stopped eating bread and I stopped getting sick because I was also getting sick almost after every single meal. I was eating stomach pains and then I stopped and I was fine for a while and I actually had issues whenever I would eat bread and then I discovered some pills that were almost kind of like X-lacks for people with lactose intolerance. No, lactate. Lactate, that's what it is. like X-lacks for people with lactose intolerant. No cure. But yeah, I don't like those people that just think that they're gluten intolerant or think they have

like celiac or something like that. I went to a doctor. I had a doctor take my blood and say, you have an allergy and I went, okay. And now I, I mean, I had bread all yesterday with the food tour. Fine. I've been pre-taken that allergy test.

No. To see. I'd be curious. Bernie, what was the, you had talked about a video previously where someone was asking people what gluten is and no one knew. Nobody knew. No one knew what gluten is. They were like, they were like gluten free, but they know what gluten is.

It's a protein inside of wheat germ that gives wheat, it's elasticity, which is why bread has that stretchy, stretchy nature to it. All the things you like about bread. Yeah, it's the stuff that makes bread good. It's like why when they're making dough that they need it and that kind of thing, it's to activate. I'm totally speaking on my ass and watching a lot of gray bears bake off, but it's essentially that's what you are trying to make connections of. You're trying to make those protein connections to create the elasticity. It's always weird to hear about the science behind the things that you do commonly with food.

Like when you watch the Food Network show and they're like, what's your name because of the brown, Alton Brown? Yeah. He talks about it. He asked where I feel like going back to 1180, I can be a chef. I can make somebody a cheeseburger. What would you event?

What the cheeseburger? Oh, well, there it is. You're not doing that. I mean, I can make that. I can do that part of it. What if it's two, who's gonna hate cheeseburgers? I don't know, I don't know, but it's two dissimilar. It's part of the cow to use to make

that cheeseburgers. All the reading is bread. Where's that? Where's that? I asked the butcher, give me the chuck. Oh, but what if you don't have a butcher that gives you, I minced it. Is there no grinder?

They've haven't had a burger before. You just take it, whatever you can find. Yeah, they're like, you go mush, mush, mush, mush, mush. Could you make a bun? They've got bread back there. It's called a waist steak or whatever. Say, sir, give me that loaf, slice it in half long ways,

and I'll do the rest. I'm inventing red velvet cake. That's what I'm gonna do. Oh, I can, I can blow up your mind by making ice cream. I know how to make ice cream without an ice cream maker. What? Yeah. Hold on a second, actually we'll come back to you. How do by making ice cream. I know how to make ice cream without an ice cream maker. What? Yeah.

Hold on a second, actually we'll come back to you. How do you make ice cream with the last time? It's a mixture of basically two containers and as we're talking like old times, I don't know what container you use, but nowadays you can just use two plastic bags. Little plastic bag has your ingredients, like milk and your sugar and whatever you want

to flavor as you want. And then you're about to hit something that's gonna be a possible get. Go ahead. The ice. Yeah, where the fucking can get ice? Well, I'm gonna go where the ice is made. I'll go where the ice is made.

You go to the North Pole. You go to your butcher, I go to my ice maker and I ask him to give me the ice. And then you, um, like you're making a winter and everyone's like, I don't want this. Yeah, frozen milk. Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, I have enough cold shit, right? And then you put salt on it and you make sure. My milk is already frozen. Three of my kids died today. I have a thermia. Thanks? And then you put salt on it and you mix it up. My milk is already frozen. Three of my kids died today. I have a thermia. Thanks for the ice cream. And then the ice cream makes them feel better. Well, my kids died, but this is okay.

Listen, this is all I have in 1200 AD. Give me ice cream, okay. You wouldn't have vanilla, you wouldn't have chocolate. These are all chocolate. No, I used no photo shop and take them. I am, I am, where's that? Where's the cookie dough plan? I'm the court jester that's bad at his job.

That's my job in Tover and even. You're just in a flavored ice cream. You also even lay in England. You're not understanding anybody. No. Just old English, you just couldn't possibly understand. So just replace every you in your vocabulary with a V. And double number of E's and you're good.

Dude, I can barely. You're good day. I can barely understand. See, I can't even understand old English. Wow, you're fluent. I can barely understand the letters that they have of like things that Lincoln wrote. Like the way that he's talking, you can barely get through that. And that's the way he wrote.

Yeah, like his vocabulary and the way the hero, like even that's steps away from how we write and talk now. I can't imagine. That's what 100 plus years, you know, 200 years. We would all be doing English. You're something in old English. Yes. So this is the Lord's Prayer in old English. See if you can identify this. I'm playing this from a YouTube video. I'm just gonna be great.

Got music. Three minutes long. Coffee, I'm doing the thing where I show people a YouTube video. It's never-you're not. You're just playing the audio of a YouTube video. Sounds freaking ominous. I'm reading the Lord's Prayer in Old English from the 11th century in Santa Rd's Western Saxon Literary Dialect of Old English. in Santa's western sex and literary dialect of Old English. It's dramatic. Come on, dude.

Look, it's just a video of a moor. He talked. He was in there for some reason. That was it. It sounds like a... Did they always have droning horns during the... That's interesting. It sounds like a prologue to like an iron made now

But something like that. Oh Bernie. Wow. I never gonna understand. Yeah, but I feel like you wouldn't understand anybody. They just shoot they just stab you with a spear They would even waste like a bullet on you if they had gunpowder. We probably wouldn't even look right I like our skin color Or our our the way our hair looks if they'd be like nope probably way too tall You're you need to be a ripped just in the bath recently. I assume, I assume that I would just immediately be burned at stake. Maybe just puff up here. Well, just like I appear, I say word to anyone

and they're like, that's a witch, burn it. What if you had like an iPhone? This is going to sound weird. The most important thing on it would be the light to probably. Yeah, just the flashlight. For the 24 hours, Max, you've got it. And you just like, you've got 24 hours to be declared a powerful sorcerer

with your portable light. That really, I think that's your best. You just ride that. And so whenever people come to say, show us another miracle, and say, I cannot. The light and the light. You should reach it for your pocket. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

The camera would also be, I think, a part of the marvel of being like, you've captured their image. I don't even know they'd be able to comprehend that. Yeah, I think it would. That would probably be the clinch. All right, we're going to get it now. They could, unless you're like, well, I've got your soul now. They would beg for their soul back.

Absolutely, they would. Or kill you. And maybe you, I've got your soul now. They would beg for their soul back. Absolutely they would. Or kill you. And maybe you won't get in the retrieval. You would immediately be blamed for whatever natural disaster just happened. You would. And that's why our crops all died. Kill them. What is it with humans and looking towards like, so something bad happens, they must be

the reason they wouldn't say the next good thing. It's almost like we try to blame things on everybody. Well, it's almost like what is it? Success has a hundred fathers and failures in orphan. Yeah, because the success is there's the failure is not there on. Maybe the blame and on somebody else. Yeah, but the success is definitely causing that. Well, yes, obviously.

Yeah. Well, it's like thing too that always amazes me about religions when people have it harder. It's like they have more faith in God like God is testing them Yeah, when things are shitty double down. Yeah, maybe God should just give you you know a full harvest Like aren't you cool? Yeah, you're good. You're like you're you're a good dude. Don't you deserve a break? Yeah No, I'm a terrible dude. You've read I'm sure you're on the story of a job in the Bible right? Kid reading that I was like, what in the world?

I got a dove into the way. It's a bad deal for this dude. That's what women with whales. What's that guy? Jonah. Jonah. Yeah. Job is the guy who is the most highest person in the world.

And so I believe if I'm recalling the story correctly, Satan says to God, of course, Job is a faithful servant of yours. Look at all the things he has in his life. You know, if he was... Like, look how well he's doing. Yeah, his children, he has a nice, a state. He has a crop once a year. So God's like, all right, we'll fix that. Kills all the sons, dead, burns all the crops,

covers him head to toe and boils. He loses everything he has and still Job won't give up his faith in God. So, don't be too pious, I guess. What a lesson you take away is, is bad as you have it in your life when you're in the middle ages with the mud rake or whatever the fuck they were doing in the field. Mud rake, what a strong part.

We're a surf duo all day. Yeah, use their mud rake. I remember that episode of Prima's Technology. Yeah. Yeah. It's a stick. It's got three other sticks coming out of it, and then just with the mud.

That's like the scene out of like a holy grail where the old lady is just making mounds of mud. That's it. You never figure out what surfs are doing in those pictures. And honestly, that's 99% of the people alive at a time. That's their experience. Do you think that existence?

You know how they're crazy. There's people that make really like abstract art now. And you just go, well, that person's kind of weird. Maybe there was a tapestry like Sower or whatever, or artists back in the day. They're just drawing people doing the weirdest shit. And they're like, someday, they're gonna think we were fucking weird.

Maybe it was like a concept art. There's a guy with a stick in the mud. Like, that's not a thing that happened, but they're just like, someone's gonna believe this. Oh, maybe it's like meant to be symbolic. Oh yeah. The guy was pitching a big project.

It's like, look, we have the mud. If we just give the people the stick. And they're like, Joe, get out of here. This could be us. No one actually did that. I like the beginning of any pitch going, look, we have the mud. Go on. We've got cover.

Okay. Bring it in. Step one, mud. Step two, don't know, step three, profit. So the food vlog, which is out now, was very, very controversial. We got hammered on our choices of places. Because everyone who has their favorite hamburger place, it's not mighty fine, is furious that you use mighty fine as an example of hamburgers and Austin instead of this other

place. Yeah. I mean, there's a billion examples of that. There are a lot of restaurants in Austin. There are all kinds of... One of the comments was great. It was like seven restaurants. That's all they have in Austin.

How big is that town? It's like, we didn't go to every... Do you want to talk to your men or eat about every single resident one day? Well, that's the thing is that there's, I just visited my family and they live in a smaller town in Georgia and they get excited. I didn't know that. Yeah.

Are you from Georgia? No, California. They went out there. But they get very excited because they don't live in a place like Austin, they live in a smaller town. And so getting a fast food chain or getting another more accessible like chick player or something. Dairy queen.

Yeah, it's a big deal. And I realized that here in Austin, we're totally spoiled. And like on this trip, I mean, my define was the closest thing to a chain. It was a jizz of chain, but like we, I don't eat it chains very often because we have just so many independent places

to choose from. We're just overwhelmed with so many choices of independently ownedowned places. Like, I haven't eaten at restaurants that I used to eat at all the time when I lived in California when I was lazy and went to Chili's or Applebee something like that. Like, I haven't been to Olive Garden probably like a decade. Get cooking, good.

Yeah, because I don't need to go there to get pasta. No one needs to go to Olive Garden. Well, if you want to go to a pasta restaurant, sometimes that's the only option. Although I also really like, they do a potato and sausage soup at Olive Garden. So get that. Of all the things in my life, I remember,

I remember that was quite good. You go get that endless soup and salad and whatever else. Breadsticks. Yeah, there you go. I feel like go that's like the AT&T endless data unlimited. They're gonna cap you It's literally your own we'll see We'll see

Monsieur and then they bring out a whole bucket. We're saying Monsieur one safe. They start did you just say Monsieur? Whatever You know the French delicacy place of Olive Garden, dude. I would it would be so great Open Olive Garden in Paris. Like they just like in a very, very, if I had a part of Paris. Is that like there?

With a view of the Eiffel Tower. If I had a billion dollars, I'd just, I'd just, I'm not mad at it. I'm starting putting none all of those on Paris. Michael Scott going to New York and going get New York pizza as Svarras. I'm going to have a New York slice. Oh, something happened last night on Twitter. What has to do with this whole burger thing? Uh-oh. That's why I don't speak about these. That's why I don't speak about these. That's why I don't speak about these. That's why I don't speak about these. That's why I don't speak about these.

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It's like he has a mac and cheese thing. What path in life can you take? Also unlike where you can dodge a big, a big mac. I don't know, a very easy one. Oh, I specifically avoided big Macs. And I realized when I was like 15, you know, kids or creatures of habit, they eat one thing, you got two kids, you know this.

You're like, try something else. So like, no, I'm at this restaurant, I eat this one thing at this restaurant, that's what I do. Like, I don't wander into McDonald's ago. Today I'm going to try the fish flavor. Monsieur. But we're not talking about a random thing on the menu.

We're talking about the thing that is the McDonald's thing and McDonald's is a place that everyone attends to at some point. Please sing it. Going there when you're four, nobody's ordering a Big Mac for a four-year-old. But we're not talking about a four-year-old. We're talking about a full-grown adult. There is a point in which you transition from the cheeseburger to the big Mac. Which should be before the age, Andy Cortez's. But did you, I heard that the Big Mac as it exists now

is not the Big Mac that was. It's now essentially a little Mac. The Cavendish. That okay. No. Everything's bigger now. Where's the grand Mac? Everything's bigger than you should be.

In the junior Mac. Patrick, can you sell this? I heard the Big Mac got smaller than the Mac. Now you had to say, Antrolley's dumb question. I want to beg you for actually regretting this. So I went to quarter banners when I was a kid because I just like cheese and maybe lettuce

but just cheese on my burger. But then I started looking at Big Mac and I was like, what's that extra piece of bread there for no reason? What's that miscellaneous sauce? I don't know what that is. I might hear it for the bread. And now the patties are like two ounces. There's like, it's pathetic. So I never really that is. I'm not here for the brand. And now the patties are like two ounces. There's like, it's pathetic.

So I never really did it. Because it seemed like a waste of, you know, I'd rather get protein rather than just like a load, just like a bun. Gotta get his team. Just like a wad of bread with a dribbling of juice and juice. Yeah, there's the sauce. There's sauce in whatever the patties are.

Big Mac is fantastic. They're oat based beef patties There you go exactly, but I will say as a Stenders on the topic of like Repeditive child food the one of my favorite things growing up was going to Taco Bell and getting their chili cheese burrito Oh, yeah, I love that. They used to call that the they had another name. What was it called vomit? It was called the chelito Was it yeah, but Gito was a lot of people's They had another name. What was it called? Vomit. It was called the chelito. Oh, was it?

Yeah. But Chico was a lot of people's kind of colloquialism for a little bit. You got to say that word again. Colloquialism. They're little, they're, they're, their son's penis. Like, you know, like, you can say they're peepee. Like I mentioned, friends are like, you said chelito in front of me. Like, no, it's, I'd like to auto-want to say that.

I might have been just a part of town that I was from in Houston, but all my friends who were Hispanic are out there going, we don't say cheap. I'm so trashy. I still would totally take a chalitchu's right now. They're so awesome.

I always think that, and then, but the regret is starting to hit sooner and sooner. It used to take at least two hours after eating something for the rig retras set in. Now it sets in as I'm eating it. I'm eating it, I'm still craving it, and my brain is still mentally saying. It's screaming, oh yeah.

This is a terrible idea. What are you doing? Yeah, I thought Taco Bell's never a good idea. I saw some of my number, I hate when they introduced new things because I always want to try the new thing, even though I know it's going to be terrible. And Jack in the box started that a long time ago.

They just had standard menus. You go to McDonald's, get Burger King, I mean they had the Big Mac, they had the cheeseburger, they had the quarter pounder, they had the flaky Ophacian, for the Fridays, they're actually really good. I'm sorry about those. Steam Buns. Steam Buns, I discovered that on the, they have a different bun than everything else in McDonald's. There's a whole podcast, right? Steamed buns. I discovered that on the uh... They have a different bun than everything else in McDonald's.

There's a whole podcast, right? It's steam their buns. Does that just mean the bread is slightly soggy? No, it's soft. It's fucking steamed well. It's a little soft. Trevor? I want you to leave here tonight.

I want you to McDonald's. I want you to order cheeseburger. A big mac. A little bit of oil. A little bit of fish. And compare the buns. The flailfish, big mac. I got to do this.

It's called the pie. It's like this now. It's called the Pat- It's like the Bunga. It's like the Bunga. What is it? It's got more gluten in the mousse mousse. Much, much fun. But it's, yeah, so Jack in the box at some point said, fuck this, we're just gonna start making new sandwich

at all the time. Even Taco Bell, they had like four things on the Taco Bell menu. That was it. Bean Burrito. I think a soft taco was a double decker. Was a great addition. Yeah, then they started going nuts.

They started making like, okay, here's, you know, all these different things, double deckers, you know. Now they have the naked tacos. No, it was, it was, it was chicken tacos. Was Taco Bell the place that did the Dorito, that's Taco Bell? Dorito, Dorito taco. I have one of those, sad to say.

Yeah, they did the local Doritos. And then they also ended up making Doritos that were Dorito, Dorito Taco and then- I have one of those sad to say. Yeah, they did the local Doritos. And then they also ended up making Doritos that were Doritos, local tacos Doritos. What, that's just, that's just- It was not like we were in the middle of the day. You was circular. You know what else I never understood? I never understood is baked potato flavored pringles.

Pink potato, I like the- Yeah, to make them flavor like potatoes? They put the extra stuff. They put the sour cream in the, the bids. The chives in the bacon stuff that you get in the, the bits is the word all the day. All the day.

That's what every flavor is. What's your favorite flavor, John? Bits. So, there's some flicking reports, but according to one person who did work at McDonald's for a long time said that originally, the big mac was made with two pieces of quarter meat, and now it's made with two pieces of 10 one meat, which means 1.6 ounces.

So it's about 10 20 ounces lighter than my meat McDonald's. That's what it means. Look, 20 ounces is a lot. That's a big difference. It seems weird. That is a big man portion size. It was. It was.

No longer. Now it's a pillie mediumly averagely sized mac. Exceptionally junior mac. I think we're seeing the portion size is like skewing towards the easy carbs and sugar. Like now, coaks are the size of a small paint bucket. And you get basically, you get a full pound of fries if you order a large fries, which is just crazy.

The redeeming quality of McDonald's isn't always will be their french fries. It's incredible. While I love a lot of things about chains like in and out, no one's fries hold up as the way McDonald's do. Oh, Ashley, what? You think that in and out fries are superior to McDonald's?

I think that they are both very good fries and are a different kind of fried of a little one. Are you just being really careful not to fry shame? Because I swear to God, there is no way in and out fries compared to McDonald's. Who does devices? This is it.

Let us know in the comments below. Very comfortable. You're no French fries. Are you guys going to have the hamburger place where you're going? I think Ash and I were able to just resolve this discord by just looking at each other. I think that's how that's all good.

Just in knowing. I'm a horse I can't breathe in can out the fries are terrible. I don't care. Yeah It's like they're not crispy enough and there's not enough salt Wendy's fries are good Who's argue I wait I Miss the old Wendy's fries when they have the more steak cutty nothing beats the Nothing beats Burger King fries though because because you occasionally get the secret like onion ring that gets in there. That's like our whole thing. Yeah, like a little cut out.

That kid is excited about that. That makes the whole thing. You like, I got fries like, oh, look at this. Look at this little golden nugget. That's the same thing. Wasn't supposed to get it. Got it. Got it.

You can get Jack in the box. If you order the fries and get the curly fry. You got to look around and see if anyone noticed. Exactly. Or there's a dude in the kitchen who's like this. You look back and say, good knowing glance to the guy. Yeah, like I got you, dude. I got you.

You guys know exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah. The whole time you go to eat that, you're waiting for someone to just tackle you and take it back. Sir, sit out of your hair. Yeah. Leave the rest for us. I think anyone's ever just taking it back to the count of like, excuse me, I think there's a mistake you gave me and onion ring I didn't know.

They walk up to, I need to check your receipt, sir. And also, I don't know if you've ever like looked in the middle of a Burger King onion ring. I've, there's no onion in there. I don't know what that is in the middle of the ring, but it's not like, it's not a little ring of onion. It's just a French fry. Yeah.

It's a French fry. I mean, I ring of money. It's just different, try. Yeah. It's just a French right? I mean, I've seen the way onions look. Onion fried. Brack about it. They're all different sizes of layers. And apparently Burger King just takes like the fourth layer from every onion in the world, because they're all the exact same.

Yeah, where are all the big rings from the onion? You not used in Burger King onions. Those go some other way. I wonder if they Those go somewhere else. I wonder if they do go somewhere else. Like they're gonna be blown out. And then like, cause that's what happens with like name brand versus store brand

like shitty ones go. What store brand would you do that? I just realized it's probably again, like talking about how long it's been since it's been to chain places, it's been like a decade since I felt like a balloon and onion. I try to get Ashley's take house all the time because she would live in Australia

and she won't do it on principle. It's, I'm not allowed. I don't associate Outback's take house at all with Australia. Well, it is really attempting to take Australians there just for the final moment. What's the Australian part of it? Outback.

You would order. The dude who pretends to speak in a terrible Australian accent. Is there a did you do the commercial? Yeah, there used to be at least the old commercial. But what, but what, what's like that? Do they sell kangaroo steak or koala salad or something? Nope. And the weird thing is in Australia, we learn this when we went to a steakhouse in Australia. I guess this is a lot of places besides the US, a big deal about the steakhouse is the sauce that they make. So is that out back?

And the steak sauce is so they don't have that in them. So how is out back at all, like branded that way? It's just, it's gimmick dude. I hate gimmicks. So it's a place that's like designed to sell sauce and they just like make the steaks because of the sauce. Okay. You know what you never even, I'm trying to tighten this

and it won't work. Like what's the thing you never even show me? you never eat in a chili? I'm trying to tighten this and it won't work. Chad, what's the thing you never eat in a chili? You never eat in a chili? You never eat in a chili? I don't know, what if I not eat in a chili? Chili, is it folly? It's a little bit. Yeah, probably. You've never had a chili after.

It's looking, it's sagging a little bit. It happens to all of us after, thank you. Their logo is not a bullet chili, it's a chili pepper. Right, but they have chili, is there specialty on the menu? You want to go with the restaurant chilly. You want to go with the fucking stupid little photos of all the chili contest that are on the wall? Fucking care about going to a restaurant and getting chilly.

If I want to go with a little Wendy's. I'm just saying, you're asking about the- I love chili. Have you guys been to Skyline and Cincinnati? No, what's gonna do? What's gonna do? Why don't you tell? You guys talk about chili.

What is that mean? What's gonna happen? I don't know, I'm just sure I I'm pretty sure there's gonna be some stuff. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of people to come and send, Cincinnati shit. Are you from Cincinnati? No, I lived in Cincinnati for a little bit. They love their chili.

I don't know why, it's just okay. I know. I like this. I just wanted to be a part of the chili guys. Chili with beans and no beans. We've somehow gone from discussing, like surviving in primitive times to discussing what our favorite foods

at a fast food restaurant are. She messed it up, didn't she? What'd you do, Ashley? I didn't do anything, Trevor, did it? You broke it. Well, stuff. You got involved somehow. Every time I'm on the skincare,

someone breaks a microphone. So it's John's fault. Chili with beans are no beans. I never mind if we say that. Beans. No, God no. What? Try with you.

We have to break it. If it's on a hot dog, no beans. Yeah, good call. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry.

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Sourloan would have been another 800 to a thousand calories. Yeah, are we estimating what 4,000 plus calories yesterday? It was a lot, but see, we get it for the internet. 2700 does actually sound, I think a lot to a lot of people, but I'm on a much smaller diet than that. And so it was, it was a lot. Your average diet is supposed to be like 2000. That was, I stopped.

Well, depending on your weight, for me, mine is like to maintain, my weight as is, is like 1000 calories a day. Yeah, I do 16. I did five, four days yesterday. Wow. And that was, again, I did. It would take 10 hours on the treadmill to work off.

Thanks. I didn't even get in the rest of the day once I left you guys. Well, I would hope not. You had seven meals. I was actually hungry. I actually was hungry by the end of the day. Like I got done with on the spot and I like went home

and I was kind of hungry, but I knew I had a night, I think it was just a mental thing. So that's why I went for a run just to deal with it. I actually feel bad when I think about eating. Like I might have given myself an eating session. I caught Ellie and I was like, how you doing? I'll leave you in the day.

She's like, no! It's like, okay, it's just wondering. I went in the kitchen. I had gotten these pumpkin seeds and I wanted to try them because they had just arrived from Amazon. And so I opened them and ate them. And Ellie was over at the house editing the thing. And both Ellie and Ashley heard me opening the pack.

It's like, are you eating? They were like, they were all over me. Well, it's just like, shaming. Like, are you not not shaming just surprised that you could possibly have any room or not just room, like appetite left after what we went through. I don't know if I have appetite. It's just there's food and I eat it.

That's the way I work. America, if I see the food, I eat the food. That's like, no, no, the food is here. That is a huge problem we have. I don't know if I can do that. Do you ever have a Jack Sprout with anyone where they work completely opposite to what you do? Jack Sprout? You know, Jack Sprout with anyone where they work completely opposite? Jack Sprout?

Jack Sprout? You know Jack Sprout, can you eat no fat and his wife can eat no lean? And so between the two of them, they liked the platter clean. Nice. It's a good treat. Opposite track.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she can buy stuff, she puts it in the cabinet. And then I will have that thing for months. Like I'll eat, I'll eat one to treat myself after I've been a good girl. I'll, like I will eat it out. And the last one will probably last for like six months. Me, I open a box of cereal, I'm throwing away that box by the end of it. Jesus Christ, I will go to the stage, straight through to the bottom of the room.

But on the flip side of that, he has discipline at the grocery store where he will just not buy the bad things. That just takes a second. I see all the things and say, I want the thing, I buy all the things and then I just have them in the house for months so that when I want one, I have the thing. That's one of the things that I really appreciate living by myself is that I can maintain a very strict diet because then I just don't buy the things I'm supposed to eat.

And so there's, there's nothing in my, like you go to my house right now and you're gonna have some boring food because I eat a very strict and dry lettuce from John. It's just a bridge full of lettuce. One thing fucks that up though, John. What? Kids.

Yeah, but I feed my kids pretty healthy stuff as well. And I have a few things in the house that maybe I wouldn't eat like I have some crackers and stuff, but for the most part, my kids, remember we talked about this. They just throw apples at them. Signing like, see, my kids kids each have one thing that they like, for some reason, JD really likes ramen,

so we always have ramen for JD. And not only that, I'm very proud of him. He not only does he like, shitty ramen, like the top ramen. Yeah. He'll eat that, but then he also liked actual ramen. Oh, like Michi.

Yeah, like Michi, like Michi ramen, which by the way does take out awesome. So you can order online, pick it up, take it out, and be awesome. We're back to the awesome. That is the favorite. But then also like ramen tatsuya, in fact, his one criticism of our food tour. I'm gonna tell you about a new tour.

I know, his one criticism of our food tour yesterday was that it didn't include his favorite ramen. If we went and had soup or ramen during the food tour, I would have died. If I get like full on soup, it's a totally different feeling. It's like the crack. It's like, I'm just drinking. If I get like full on soup, it's a totally different feeling. It doesn't look like a crack. I'm like,

I'm just drinking a hot liquid, it just makes you sweat. Yeah, it's like, you're all uncomfortable. Louie, yeah. Soup full is gross. It's just so gross. It makes you just wanna take it like curl up and take a nap. And like ooze a little bit.

Oh, sushi would have been good. No, we should have got the Brussels sprouts at Uchi. That's what we should have at least got. The problem with including seafood on yesterday's food tour is that seafood doesn't mix with a lot of the types of foods So we had like it doesn't go well with barbecue or pizza just in your stomach afterwards That'll that chemistry is not very nice chemistry So we all would have gotten just super Nice chemistry going on inside of you. Well apparently not inside of you

But I haven't had a mean pupil we a normal poop our audience strongly agrees with my philosophy of I see the food I eat the food. They like they like they did they live that same life That's the majority of people's life cells is why we have such a bad habit with food But I should say it's why you're in a state right now You're like I gotta lose weight again, you know what you know I so this is the problem I pass this Burger king on the way here that it's time the window You know what it was what they have these I Don't how to scribe it they said Bernie come in we have burgers. I don't know how to scribe it

And I was in a red light staring at it for like two full minutes Salivating it's like Cheetos. It's like imagine if you had a container like a fry container And it's got big puff Cheetos. They know the curvy ones talking about the mac the mac and orange and then you eat it, but it's mac and cheese inside the cheetos. That's a What's that Taco Bell? What's going on? So you're working your way over. Yeah, did you pull this many over on you? She go no She just looked me dead in the eyes and just like went for it. Yeah. Yeah, she's aggressive She gets aggressive don't we get me, we got your armor on somebody else. Come on.

What are you doing over there? He's a blonde hair Trevor. He's got my passcode. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna find out your thumb for deserting her phone. That's what I'm gonna find out. What was the decision behind the blonde hair? The blonde hair, I wanted to do it like several months ago.

And then- I thought you were gonna go full white. I was, we'll get to it. And so it's a long story, clear. I wanted to do something with it along like a couple months ago. And then it seemed like a lot of people that are in our circle, like the Roostery sphere kind of like started doing stuff with their hair. So I was like, and whatever.

I'll just not do it. And then RTX was coming up. I figured I've never done something with my hair before. I'll do white because that's like the opposite. And it's easy to go back if I decide to go back. I just went and got a friend. Yeah, it's like a platinum blonde now. I mean, but I don't know if I'm gonna,

I don't wanna bleach it again and toning it. I don't know, I'm so sorry. Try done with it. My problem with it, I, theoretically I'm supposed to get my hair cut every six to eight weeks and I get highlights and you're supposed to get those on the same time.

It's been like six months since I've gotten, I'm useless. It takes for long hair. This is a full day commitment to get anything done to it. I will go in that salon at 10 a.m. and I will come out at 3 p.m. and it is a nightmare and I just can't do it anymore. Even just doing this, like the two nights that I did it, the bleaching and then the

rinsing that out and then the toning and then the rinsing and then like the whatever treatment you want to use to make sure you're here. And you might have to deal with the in-betweenness and it's just terrible. It's a lot of time. I'm never doing it again. I have a lot of respect for people who can maintain a really bright colored hair, mostly because I realize how much upkeep that takes. a lot of respect for people who can maintain a really bright colored hair, mostly because I realized how much upkeep that takes.

They're recoloring it every week to make that bright color. Do pink? You should get a pink. I want to go pink. Hot pink. Not your body pink. I went that under. I went out my hair done by Robert.

There's a, uh, the, what's this face who, um, cut your hair last time? Yeah. Um, when he had his, him touch at my hair this last week and we had to talk about hair cutting because I've wanted to color my hair for a very long time. What are you gonna do? What do you wanna do? I wanna go something like, like, like, pastel.

Can we talk into a cool ombre? No, I don't wanna do an ombre, but I wanna do something that where I have to, I wanna like go white and then do some sort of like pastel. He did like gray white, like the... Yeah, that's what I wanna do. Yeah. But he talked me out of it for the most part

because he talked about how much it damages your hair and that you never get to go back to how it was and my hair is like very particular right now. Does he mean never as in you have to wait for it to grow out or like? Yeah, one strand that you touched. Yeah, no it's permanently damaged. And with like long hair that's a commitment

because then it's not like you can just cut it and then grow back, it's like way you gotta regrow it all the hair out. I'd love to try colors. I just don't dare because if it goes super wrong, then like I've had issues with my hair before. Once I accidentally got a perm because they called it a body wave

and it sounded really nice. Well, I'll take a body wave, please. And they were like, it's just like, you know, it's like big loose beachy waves. And I was like, that sounds radical. I will do that. And then they start doing the chemicals and put the rollers in.

I was like, this is a perm. You're giving me a perm. You just run in the bathroom and don't your head in the sink. And well, it was just, it damaged my hair to the point where I'd be in the shower, I was like washing my hair. And just the ends would break off, like in my hand, as I'm like, like pulling water down through the hair, just like,

is that normal? Imagine this bottom part just cracking off. It was, You pull up, you pull up, you pull up, you pull up. Yeah, that's a normal though. Like this was all of my hairs when breaking off at once. It was a nightmare, so I'm super worried about doing anything dramatic to my hair, because it's, by the time it is as old

as this hair is, it's just. You're hit so long. That's why I was like, I was kind of worried about the bleaching and all that, but like this up front is like the longest bit I have. And getting that back is not that bad. Like getting a full shoulder length hair, like, that's a lot. Even your length hair, like that's a lot.

Even the other length hair, like that's a lot of time. There's, and there's so many awkward stages in between that you just hate and look terrible. I bet. Bernie, are you okay over there? I'm good. He's smoking. No, I'm listening to your conversation.

You turned us off food and then disappeared out of the conversation. No, I'm a great story about this. He's just thinking about the conversation. I'm sitting over here thinking of how I can segue through the discussion about the Reddit user who was threatened to be doxed by CNN. Oh, well, that's absolutely ridiculous.

Well, that was a pretty smooth transition. So let's talk about it. Do you guys know anything familiar with the story? They've been going through. Well, essentially, this is a boil down, to a very quick primer. There was an animated GIF. Okay. How do you say it?

Let's not argue. Okay. Animated GIF. GIF. GIF. Stop it. Of Trump body slamming somebody in the scene and logo on their face. And he tweeted that GIF that somebody made.

People found out that it came from Reddit. They found the user who was on Reddit, CNN at the same time was claiming that it was calling for violence against people in the press. Honestly, I don't. Okay. First of all, that seems like a little bit of a stretch to me, you know, I honestly, I get it, but at the same time, it seems like a little bit of a stretch. And then CNN did a really weird thing, though, which I think most people are against where they essentially said we've identified the user, we've spoken to the user and he had to give us his identity

as part of it because he apologizes he's a private citizen, I'm paraphrasing here, we're not gonna reveal his identity because he feels bad about what he did the Apologize for it. And that will remain the case as long as nothing changes. Like if he doesn't feel bad about it, then we're gonna release his information.

So like holding his name hostage against him not making something weird, like an NDA or something. So if he says anything, it makes another gif gif. And then about Trump, he's calling me gif gif now. Yeah, oh, you call them gifs. Patrick doesn't, when he contacts them and gives them his name, doesn't he at that point become a source? Yeah, that they would have to be like ethically, they're not't need that point become a source? Yeah.

That they would have to be like ethically, they're not legally obligated to protect a source, but ethically they are, right? But they're ethically obliged, because that's one of, isn't that the first rule is protect the source? Well, I thought the first rule is that the robot can do no harm.

Hahaha. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. Yeah. Oh, then don't doxedude on red. Then don't doxedude. Yeah, well don't doxed pop in. Then don't dox and you don't read. Then don't dox and you don't know. Yeah. Well, don't dox anybody. Other question though.

Other question though. If it's a like a mainstream journalistic outlet, is the word doxing or is it then, is it a different category of revealing resources? Doxing I think of is like, like, you know, a bunch of internet crusaders finding someone's personal information online and then sharing it. If it's like a journalistic source, it doesn't feel like doxing so much as unethically revealing. No key bludgeon. Mailing.

Yes. Yes, I like it all seems like if they're threatening, they're saying we won't share it as long as he's a good boy. They know they shouldn't. But they're making the threat publicly. It's a little bit weird, but it doesn't feel like doxing is the word that applies there. It feels like it's a slightly different thing. Maybe it's the scale of it. It's all the gray area of it all.

I don't know. I just kind of figured, I know what the meaning of doxing is, so I figured, but you're right. I mean, it is a totally different scale than some, another anonymous user on the internet, like revealing the meaning of doxing is, so I figured, but you're right, I mean, it is a totally different scale than another anonymous user on the internet, like revealing the information of somebody else. Right, this is CNN. Right. It's almost like there is a lack of oversight

within CNN and that some one person went off and like, I'm a writer there, I'm gonna go find out who that with this person is and I'm gonna break this story. And then like, it got a little out of hand all the way to this point. And why is it a big deal that he made the gift when people make gifts like that constantly?

It's more of a big deal that it was then used in... By Trump. By our president. Right. Like, why is that not the only, where the story stops? Why is it care who made the goddamn gift? Here's what the Washington Post said about it. CNN said it decided to withhold the meme maker's name.

However, quote, this is a quote from CNN as told to us by the Washington Post. Because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts. And because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media, I can't. Yeah, I'm sorry, that's just threatening because you don't like what they did. Yeah, that's really, that's really strange for a new job. Do you think it was because CNN thought that they've revealed the information

that they would cause them even more backlash if they were to be like gaslighting some dude on the internet and then they'd lose. I get that, but with all those little qualifiers, they stuck in, here's why we decided not to tell you his name, is because he said he's sorry. It's like, you know, if somebody actually committed a crime, and they said, they feel bad about it.

Yeah, but that could just easily be the excuse they gave. As opposed to saying, we don't wanna say this guy's name because then you'll hate us more. They use another excuse of why they don't want to reveal his person's name, and you'll hate us more. They use another excuse of why they don't want to reveal his person's name. And they'll just say they just use that as their excuse. But it's not like the image itself is threatening. It's just a stupid mean.

Well, it's also, I think also what we have now in this world, I was just gonna say this country, but now the world is when you align with someone politically, you just kind of like fall into step with that now. And like people who are on the same side of the political scale as CNN should still have the wherewithal to realize that this is not appropriate.

And I think honestly, I think you have a higher obligation to call out the bad behavior of people who are on your side of the political spectrum. More so than you do than the people on the other side of the political spectrum. Right, because they're the ones who might make you look bad. Yeah, it's like, you know, you get it. It's like, I agree with you, but this was the thing

you did was fucking terrible. And the really weird thing is too, I just read this Washington Post article about CNN, and everywhere else I've read about CNN, being reported was CNN threatened to dox this kid. The way Washington Post put the headlong was, how CNN managed to anger everyone by finding and then shielding the creator of the Trump wrestling meme.

But so far not shielding. Now they're calling it shielding. We don't know, we don't want to protect his. We don't care. Well, it's like it's weird that the Washington Post would couch this as it's another press organization that's aligned with them. So it's like, oh, they were shielding him.

They weren't threatening him. They were telling him how they were protecting his identity. I don't think anybody got the sense that they were protecting this guy's identity. It's like the verge of like, yeah. Why not? Did you get that feeling? But the whole threatening to like, release it

if he decides to. Yeah, I mean to continue his bad behavior. I'm a threat of revealing it is in essence still protecting it. The threats there of like, it might go out if he does some other bad shit, but they have the information and are saying, we will not reveal. That's so just so much to watch.

But that's more like, that's a nice name you got there. Be ashamed. Yeah. That's, yeah. Like, Amat Fee walkin' and go, it's nice to be ashamed of something happening here. But that's unprovoked.

This is someone wronged you. You figured out how they wronged you and who did it and they go, okay, we know. But this isn't like, I was like, you know who's a real douchebag is John. This is CNN. This is like a way higher, more theoretically, like professional level that would be held to a higher standard than memes on the internet. I'm saying they either should just not be a part of your life.

Not to, like, you know, he's a source to keep it anonymous or they'd be like, you know, random dude made a thing online and Trump used it in a tweet. Not revealing his name is the correct thing, especially I don't know if the person is under age too. Not revealing his correct thing.

The weird thing is reporting on the fact that they're not revealing it and why they're not. It'd be like, hey, you pissed me off at the bar the other night and I just want to let you know I did not punch you in the face. It's like, okay, that's the normal behavior is to not punch me in the face. So you're saying you want to punch me in the face. So you're saying that they upon figuring out who did this should not have made a story about the fact that they figured it out. No, that they figured out and that they were not going to withhold it if things changed.

That's the whole thing. Okay, so you're in charge of CNN, the route they're going to take, they have figured out who made this gift. What do you do? Okay, I'm writing the exact same story for CNN. I was saying we discovered the identity of the creator of the wrestling meme was found and he issued an apology. Okay, so don't we spoke to this person they have this story. So you're seriously just seeing it makes another story by saying and we know his identity and we could tell you what his identity is. But we're not, if he's a good boy.

Well then that's maybe, I don't know, it's their way of like maybe trying to get people to not do that, which also doesn't work on the internet. You can't tell the internet. Is that what journalists do? Well, it's also not that. I don't know, maybe that maybe that's because of what's going on with journalism in the way that they're being portrayed

by certain people on the internet and certain political figures that they're maybe they're on a defense mode that they've never been in before. Maybe they're feeling that. Peeler pointed out to me, the guy also had anti-Semitic and other racist memes as well.

That's good. That's, yeah. I mean, it is a thing too. It's like, I'm a firm believer if you put something out online, you should put your name on it. I don't get to get a fake identity. If I, this is what it means, YouTube comments

when people would go back and forth with somebody. And I don't have any problem doing comments when people when I go back and forth with somebody. Yeah. And I don't have any problem doing that. Like if we go back and forth, we're arguing about something because I grew up, you know, using the internet. I love it. That's why I made this companies because it came out of my love for doing things online.

Yeah. And I was like, it bugs me when people delete their comment and then delete their account. It's like, I don't get the luxury of deleting my account if I'm wrong. You know what I mean? I still have my name.

I can't delete my name. You know what I mean? I still have my name. I can't delete my name. You know, I just can't do that. So. I mean, it's an option, I suppose. I mean, it's there. If you want, like, you're not required to be on social media. You're not required to have any presence on there. And so if at the point you decide that you don't like

what's happening on there, you can just go peace. But there's a difference in somebody saves a tweet from Bernie Burns versus somebody saves a tweet from Scrily Killow 59. Nobody Nobody knows who Skrillikillo 59 is. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You might have a lot of investment in that brand. I think you're a good person. So this is more so you complaining that you're at a state now where you don't have that luxury and some people still do. There's either people who are anonymous or people who are non-nonymous. but people make accounts that don't have their name on it,

period. It's also there's the feeling behind if you're gonna say something behind an anonymous face, maybe you shouldn't be saying that in the first place. Totally agree. Well, I think as soon as you start speaking anonymously, you feel like you can say just about anything, but you shouldn't be like,

take it back if someone responds, like the person you're talking about, like the back and forth that you're talking about. Yeah, I've had that a couple times where it's, I think there's a view that, I don't know if you've dealt with this where, there's a view that people can say stuff to us, those of us who are a little bit more

I'm in a forward facing position on social media. Different issue we're talking about here, yeah, I get what it's all on you. But that you're not allowed to respond. Or like that because then you're using different flavors of that too. Or the air you're sticking a community on the side. And it is a difficult balance of strike because you can't have a conversation without it going to directions.

And sometimes that conversation involves responding to people who are criticizing you and so on. But if you respond only to praise, then you're ignoring the critics. If you respond to the critics, then you're somehow sticking a community on them. So it can be a difficult balance to strike. It's difficult, yeah. But it's funny that we're dealing with these sort of things now. I remember when the internet was first getting rolling when it was, don't give anyone your name ever on the internet.

Don't let them know where you live. Don't give them any information about yourself. And now I'm like, this app won't save my credit card information. Yeah, I got one. And I can't get my real name on this new social media app. Oh, what am I gonna do? People won't know it's me. I mean, it was like as late as 2010 or later,

when we would regularly talk to people who, like the kid wanted to buy a red versus blue DVD and the mother would call and be like, I'm not supposed to put my credit card online. So can I just do it over the phone? It's like really, it's like 2010, 2011. Are you still one of the people think you can't put your credit card online to buy something?

Like she was convinced the moment she typed in her credit card online, she took to the thousand charges and her credit card would be canceled. Yeah, you know, and there's a lot of people who felt that for a really long period of time. Yeah, those books. I mean, but there's a lot of people who felt that for a really long period of time. Yeah, those gluixes. I mean, but there's so many unknowns about the internet.

You now call a stranger to your home, get in their car, and then they'll take you somewhere and charge your credit card. Take yourself back in time like 20 years and tell yourself all these things. Also that you would be doing, also that you'd be doing that from your phone. Yeah, yeah, and you'd be doing that from your phone. Yeah. Yeah.

And you'd be upset if at any point in this operation you had to talk to a human being. All right. Well, we are out of time. RTX is this weekend. What are you guys looking most forward to for RTX? RTX Austin. I mean, to be honest, and this is this probably sounds like a physical. It's on the spot live.

It's the thing I look forward to all your longs. It's a fun one. It's I'm I used to do a lot of um I'm looking for a million dollars but life. Yeah, I used to do a lot of life performing growing up It was a theater kidder like that and I haven't gotten to it for a long time So this is the close thing I get to do that of a life performance in front of a very large audience I'm very much looking forward to that. Hey look. We got a little thing right there Broadcast on my side. There's a there's a lot of cool stuff coming up though. There's

There's gonna be there's the entire animation slate my side. There's a lot of cool stuff coming up though. There's gonna be, there's the entire animation slate of stuff. There's one of the plan of the case. There's a ton, there's that we got a VIP party on Saturday night, there's always a lot. Would you like me to give you the rundown? Cause I get to meet you today. So at RTX, we have a special screening of war

for the plan of the apes and a keynote speech. She's me by Andy Circus. And a keynote speech, she's used to be by Andy Circus. And you're gonna ask if you want to interpret John. Now, is it gonna be actually Andy Circus, or do we get a CGI in this series? It's the real deal, it's the real McCoy. Then we have our, actually it's going on right now, the season two premiere of day five, our original series. They are debuting, I believe,

two new episodes of the New Castlevania series at RTX, New Netflix. Yeah, premiering it. Yep. And then adult swim is having an hour of new programming that they are showcasing at RTX as well, as well as many other special guests.

And we're finding RTX is at the point now where we're regularly reading about people who are just coming to RTX that we know, like player unknown from battlegrounds is coming to. Yeah, that was really exciting. We're everyone super excited when he tweeted that he was going to be coming. We got to meet him at E3 and it was really cool. You played zombies, right? Yeah, let's talk about that in the post show.

Sure, because we talk about battlegrounds all the time. Yeah, on Monday. Now we'll save it for the post show. All right, everybody. thank you for joining us. Our next episode of the Rushi podcast will be live from RTX or recorded live at RTX. We'll see you then. Thanks everybody.

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