Rooster Teeth Podcast - Introducing Tales from the Stinky Dragon

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

Subscribe to a D&D podcast from Rooster Teeth! Our brave adventurers have answered the call...to be interns for the super hero group, the Infinights! Little do they know that the Infinights are in danger and our hapless interns may be their only hope for salvation. Can the interns save the Infinights AND master a triple shot vanilla almond latte with extra foam? Find out in "Tales from the Stinky Dragon"! Subscribe now at https://link.chtbl.com/stinkydragon or wherever you find podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motor-mouthed outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. Welcome to Boulder Ray, most famous for being the hometown of the legendary heroes The Infinite's. A brave forceome that answers the plight of countless realms from every kind of peril. For novice adventurers, travel to-ray to apply for the coveted infinite internship in hopes that perhaps they could become legendary heroes themselves. I want to be the most legendary hero. What class would that be?

Whatever you do, do not play a bard. But my name is Barbara. Bard-Bura. It's the perfect fit, Gus. Hmm, no. Can I give my guy a robot arm? Why? Because he's a cyborg.

No, there's no cyborgs in Denton and Dragons. Then he's a cyborg. Oh my God. So can I make my guy think that he is a wizard? Do you just not want to play a wizard? No, no, no. In his heart, he's a wizard. He's actually a barbarian.

On his outside, he's a barbarian, and inside, he's a wizard. It's just in his heart. Not even the inside is, it's all barbarian, but they're in his heart. You know, he's a half or, but he doesn't know what that other half is. So he's half or, and he thinks he might be half wizard?

Exactly. That wizard's not a race in D&D hits. He doesn't know that. God. Okay, if I'm playing a druid, like what are the limitations on what animals can I turn into? Can I turn into an octopus? Oh, why? Can I turn into an octopus? Oh, why?

Can I turn into a kangaroo? No. What breed of dogs can I be and what breeds can't I be? You'll be the goodest boy no matter what, John. Okay. Oh god, no. All right, we're already off the wheels. I'm gonna try to do my best to keep you guys on track.

Don't mess with me too much. No promises. No promises. So go look for Tails for Mistinky Dragons, our new Dungeons and Dragons audio podcast. It's available wherever you listen to podcasts. First episode's out now. So go look for it, subscribe, and you'll get new episodes as soon as they're available.

Find out what's going on in Boulder Ray, who are the infinite and how bad are these guys going to mess with me while playing D&D? And am I a wizard? No. And you're hard of hearts! You're a wizard? No. And your heart of hearts. Your a wizard gum gum. Is your character named gum gum? That's his given name.

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