Rooster Teeth Podcast - Is Reality Dumber Than Fiction? - #475

Episode Date: January 16, 2018

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We're all meandys. All of us. It's meandies all the way down. All the way. Nothing but meandies under this. So how many pre-recorded podcasts have we done in the last 30 days? I feel like this is three of them pre-recorded. Yeah, it's a lot. Because all the holidays keep lighting on a Monday this year. Yeah.

Which capital tell us, what is it? You know the days of the weeks and the years. It's Monday this year. Yeah, because it was Sunday last year. And it always goes one in advance. Right, unless it's a leap year and that's skips one. And then it skips a day. Well, next year be Tuesday or is it a lip year?

It's, I'm watching my current. What year is it next year? No, it'll be 2019, it's not a leap year. What's the next year? How am I supposed to know? 2018 is over four and 2018. Oh, anyway, first of all, we're in 2018. But we're talking about next year.

Yeah, but next year is depending on this year's leap. You're not next year's leap. It's a good point. Anything before the 29th of February. Yeah, do the previous one. Right. Either way, not a leap. You're all good. Calder math. 2020 is the leap. Yeah. It's election years in the US or also, because you want an election year to be one day longer. You got to enjoy. Crime is much of that in. I'm gonna stop calling it an election year. 2018 is also an election year.

Every year there will be an election. A presidential election. Presidential election. Because a lot of people, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm excited about the Donald Trump versus Oprah Winfrey. Oh yeah. I like winning. I'm pulling for Tom Hanks and the rock personally.

Dude, seriously, it's like. We're not Kanye. Look, I'm talking about it all the time. Let's run. I'll run. Yeah, and you want to run? Are you not American? Kirk, what's wrong?

I've never heard of it. I can't imagine. We've reached a point. We talk about this sometimes where like any presidential candidate in the next few years, like they're going to have had social media when they were younger. We're gonna reach a point where it's like, man, check out all these half-naked Instagram posts, the president used to post when they were in college.

Look at all the posts he's used to grab. Were you born in the US, Gus? Yes, I was born in Austin. You're about that. Absolutely. I just wanna start casting doubt now. You wanna see the birth certificate? My contributions will be valuable when you're close to the presidency.

They'll be calling me for interviews going, yeah, no, he used to tell me all the time about when I was born in Mexico. You get a new bus certificate if you change your name. No. You get a new ID card, that's it. So the bus certificate is then useless to you. Yeah, do you women when they get married get a new birth certificate? They just, no.

They just have a first security card. What? A social security card? I, they don't get a new birth certificate. It's birth certificate is from your birth. So you don't get for one of that. No, it's your, your born name. So what's that for that?

If it's, if you got a different name, what's the point of a bus certificate? To prove you were born? I think you were born. If you can't use it, Freddie Fib. But I think there's also a piece of documentation that says you changed your name from this to that. But if your bus certificate is Clive Stevens,

that's not proof that you were born. But then you have the documentation to say that Clive Stevens is now. If only we knew somebody who changed their name. Yeah, I know, right? Underwent this process. Someone who maybe you would sit in a room with for eight hours a day.

My name used to be toilet. That was my birth name was toilet Johnson. It was this, it is birth certificate was just like an extended war. He slipped from Poland. 20, let's take the Oprah Winfrey Donald Trump thing. I'm really concerned about it because it's one of the things people are kind of like joking about now, but that's the way the Donald Trump candidacy started. It's like, oh, Donald Trump's running. You know, he's one of these candidates running here in the primary. He's not going. If someone had written this 10 years ago, it would have been too stupid. It would have been the dumbest joke ever. That joke about 20 and Oprah Winfrey and Donald Trump are running for the presidency against each other. It's like jokes about Schwarzenegger becoming president in demolition man and stuff.

Yeah, that was, I mean, he couldn't have been president, but that was like, he did go into politics. Do you think our reality is now dumber than the future predictions? We're like in the 80s and 90s, I think it is. It's like, I mean, people thought that when idiocracy came out, it was like, well, that'll never happen. That's absolutely stupid. But then, you know, now nowadays, like, oh my god, this is just like what we, but my girlfriend did in idiocracy.

I had a dream last night that I, I woke up and I was like, that's bullshit. And I was like, actually, that might happen. That might have been the, I don't know, the way to fix that problem. I had a dream that Ed Sheeran got stabbed in the throat. Wow. And he couldn't say anymore.

What's wrong with you? So then bringing that up, scientists took all of his music and everything he'd ever said from recordings and recorded his next album that he had written used in computers as if it was him singing it, but he actually couldn't sing themself. Like a few... And I thought... ...harking voice.

Yeah. Well, no, no. They just took samples of his actual voice, so it did sound like him. And I thought, that could happen probably. Yeah. Not that no, no, they just took samples of his actual voice. So it did sound like him. And I thought that could happen probably. Yeah. Not that him getting stabbed in the throat, don't know, you know. Well, that hopefully that doesn't happen.

But they could just bring people back to life in audio form. Well, it's like a black mirror episode, but there was, there's just been the history of Ruchiteeth. This was a video that I took a stab at. And I thought, oh, that's worth words. Oh, yeah, right. I'm sure they, but I think it's definitely this. They had done that with Roger Ebert,

because he had throat cancer. Yeah. And someone had taken, they used technology and he had so much dialogue recorded from his various, like, you know, movie reviews and things like that, that they were able to recreate his voice in a synthesizer. And after he couldn't talk anymore, he sat down with his wife and they was watching the wife's first experience of hearing his voice again through the synthesizer while he's sitting there. And so he's sitting there typing in that he plays

and then his voice says, I memory here paraphrasing. Hi, I'm Roger. It's so good for you to be able to hear me again. And then she of course just starts bawling. But I thought there was a chance for a funny parody video in there. So I took the clip and then dubbed in a different voice. Oh no. Like that was really like, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is serious, and nobody's reacting to how dumb the voice is. And everyone in the office is like, you can't believe it. I can't believe it.

Roger Ebert, beloved idol of American movies. Yeah, it was funny, but it was like, I guess it was one of those two soon things. That's why I feel okay saying it now, but at the time it was too close and too serious. Yeah. We've probably spoken so much in this podcast you could make our voices.

Do we could say the dumbest things in the world? We already do. Yeah, I guess we already said that. You could have us say intelligent things now using the building of our voice. Exactly. Yeah, we could do that cut together like a very smart podcast. Like, we go an hour and a half and we're right about it. Actually, infested.

Right. It's 100%. Access, right. You think by now we would have happened, they would have happened at one point. We have almost 500 episodes behind us. It should have happened at one point. No, that's not true. It's like a perfect, right? You think by now we would have happened, they would have happened at one point. We have almost 500 episodes behind us. It should have happened at one point. No, it's not true. It's like a perfect game with no hitter.

It's like, he can't, just because you've had a career, you can't expect to throw a no hitter. Five inches more than a car. Just because you do it enough times. It's like, I'm supposed to mention a perfect game, right? Otherwise, it ruins it. Yeah, have we, are we still perfect right now or have we already gotten something right?

I think we're okay. I think we're okay. We're not live at the moment, so Twitter can't correct us instantly. Okay, or tell I think we're okay. We're okay. We're not live at the moment, so Twitter can't correct us instantly. Okay, or tell us that we're wrong when we're really right, which is the best. Yeah, that's fine.

We did mention the script. I did mention the script, so we like that through us off. Hmm. And we started the podcast with an ad. So I realized I've been saying the word wrong my entire life. What word? What is the C creature?

C. Blackness. Monster. No, no, no, it starts with C. Creature from the black and good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no C. Blackness. Monster. No, no, no, it starts with C. Creature from the black and good. No, no, no, no, no, no, C. Swale. Let me hold on. C section. C section? Hold on. Charles. The name of it is a C blank and it starts with A. Clam. I said, clam. It starts with A, it starts with A. The apple. The art varnish. That's the apple.

C, C, R, G. An enemy? What did you call it? An enemy. It's an enemy. What are you saying? An enemy. I said an enemy. No, you said an enemy.

I said an enemy. I've always said, Peter Hayes said it wrong. An enemy. It's an enemy. Yeah, I've always said an enemy. I guessone. Anemone. It's anemone. Yeah, I've always said anemone. I guess they did say anemone. Who cares?

Anemone. But it's anemone. And to me, that sounds wrong. Why do you think that's a sea monster? First of all, Sarah's a sea monster. There's a sea creature. Didn't he say sea monster? I think I just said sea monster.

Yeah. And why did you say it started with a sea? It starts with sea. Yeah, but you say, you don't say it. Word starts with another word. Oh, like, it's my name is Gavin. It starts with a C it starts with C. Yeah, but you say you don't say a word starts with another word Gavin it starts with a Gavin So confusing I was trying to correct it for that everyone kept saying Like the start with P P soup

You're a idiot. I do like how fast we came up with a number of different decreters. Did you guys see shape of water? I did. What'd you think? It was really good. It was shaped. It was moving. It starts with a shape.

I thought it was really good. And if you haven't seen the movie, it's gonna sound like a joke, but there's a point in the movie where halfway through, they break into like a song and dance number. And you're like, this strangely is okay. It's okay. It work.

Yeah. I like those very whimsical movies where there are directions, like it's over the top and you just buy into it. Like even as simple as the hallway where they live, and it's a long hallway with nothing in it. Except for the p-phone. Two doors at the end that face each other basically, but like not directly face to it.

Yeah, they're like having an angle like that. Yeah. Yeah. I just love that. It reminds me of movies in the mid 90s. There was one of the most underrated movies I think I've ever seen in my life, which was the sequel to Babe.

Babe Piggin in the City. It's tremendous. And then there was, remember, City of Lost Children and Delec Catesen, those directors were just like, they always made movies like that. And then they made an alien movie. And it was like alien four resurrection. Yeah. Yeah.

It was not very good. I don't. I remember going from like a death to a. Yeah, three was like a desolate planet and Charles Donuts was in it. Which was the prison? Three was venture. That was that was three. Okay.

The one with the count. The three was what was for then. Four was you know, or however you say his name is the first guy. Yeah. Yeah. The one way it was skin gets sucked out the window, right? I don't remember, but it has a whole one. It's like, oh yeah, yeah.

And it has Win I'd write. Uh-huh. A lot of these beloved franchises actually are, have a bunch of movies with you likeable ones. Like, this is what I'm learning about Star Wars. You got nine movies now? There's two that are good. That's it.

Just two. Which two do you say? The first two. New Hope and Empire. I don't care about you, says. The prequels made Jedi look like a much better movie. It's... You don't like, you don't think Force Awakens or... What he says, the prequels made Jedi look like a much better movie. No. You don't like, you don't think Force Awakens or last Jedi were good?

I like Force Awakens. I've turned back around now and last Jedi is just, I didn't like the way they treat you. Okay, someone has not silenced the phone. It's been like fucking 10 minutes. It's Gavin who always says he has a silence phone, which is why he can never contact us. Now it's on silent. I like last Jedi more than I like horse awakens. Did you really? Yeah, I'm I'm happy to see Steps taken in a different direction. They're put to be there just both kind of okay

But I was super happy to see a star wars movie and I always am and I'll go see the next ones You know, just do you think that Force Awakens last Jedi and Rogue one are those all about the same level for you? Or did you not like Rogue one? Uh, I liked Rogue one fine. I didn't like it as much. Uh, I would put it a little below, but still I thought. I thought Rogue one was do do. I did too.

But I think the best scene in the last three movies was in Rogue one. Yeah, the very first. It was, it was amazing. It was like the best part of Eddie Star was movie. It's good. But also there's nobody in Rogue one that's likable except for Donnie and his buddy. In my opinion. Yeah.

Like, that's the thing that last Jedi and Force Awakens have is likable characters. And in Rogue One, they were all robots. I guess the robot was likable more than the human's, but I don't know. There was nobody to root for. What's the robot's name? Anybody remember?

TT, TTA. TSO9. Is that anybody something like that? Alan Tudor and Mamanny I'm a man of me a Yeah, I think you're right. I think the robot was probably the the character with the most personality Or the most like a baby. I didn't want anyone to be like cool because they'll blew up and died anyway So you wanted to hate them all. Yeah, and then at the end, when everything goes tits up, you're like,

good. And then people were upset because like, I guess the Comic Con before K2SO, but Comic Con before Rogue One came out, one of the actors let it slip that like, their character dies or some of the character dies. And we were like, oh no, that's a massive spoiler. And I was like, well, if you watch a new hope,

you don't know who any of these characters are. Yeah. Obviously, every character this movie has to die. Oh no, that's a massive spoiler. And I was like, well, if you watch a new hope, you don't know who any of these characters are. Obviously every character this movie has to die. It's not necessarily died. It's a big galaxy. They can just like, it's such a big galaxy. Why do they keep bumping into the same people? It is true in these new movies.

That's the fix for everything. It's the force. I actually heard about a great character. My kid was telling me about this Jedi character who's in one of the games. I think it's Cotor II, that's the old Republic II. It's a Sith Lord who just says that no one else realizes that the force inhibits free will, that the force is this other entity in the universe that they're in the galaxy that is manipulating everyone and making it will be known.

And then nobody has free will. So the Sith Lord is revealed that they're trying to eliminate the force. So the force is sent in? Yeah, it's just, it's like shackles that we all have. So they're all living in a force simulation, basically. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. They're just fulfilling these coding things.

Do you think we're in a simulation? I think we are. Do you really? I don't know enough to debate the point,? I think we are. Do you really? I don't know enough to debate the point, but I think it's a cool conspiracy theory that I can get behind because I don't know what else would be the...

Some stuff is too complicated to simulate there. Like what? Onemone? Sex. Like I've talked about stuff that you just couldn't write. Unless sex can totally simulate like what? Easy, you can write the program and like, five of it. Like, this is that easy.

One zero, one zero, one zero. If in, then out. Yeah. Go to 10, that's it. But there's some stuff that's too much attention to detail that no one would ever come up with. Like what? Like, I went into a,

shoes. Like these shoes. I went into an airplane toilet and went in. I locked it up behind me. And I looked up and there was like a sticker on the ceiling. It was like, don't mess with the smoke detector. And the sticker appealed back slightly. And someone's hair was stuck in it. Someone who was tall got their hair tucked out by this little sticker. And I thought, no one would come up with that. That just happened in the universe. Get environmentalist. How would someone write that or

simulate that? Yeah, that just happened. I mean, like, happened to someone and then they were like, oh, I remember the time that happened to someone? Simulate that. Yeah, that just happened. I mean, like, that happened to someone, and then they were like, oh, I remember the time to happen to me. I'm going to simulate it. It's an Easter egg just for me. We always see there's a person behind it. It's just, it's simulation.

So I'm going to get their hair caught in there. Well, and they're not simulating the entire thing in every single little bit that happens. They're creating the world with these Sims in it, and the Sims are making all the little off. But why would the stick, I'd lose it stick and peel back in the realism? Yeah, but how do you program? Because they say on us on a the stick level between zero and 10,

this is a stick level of four. So we're going to know at some point the stick level is going to wear off. And over time, the stick level might go down to three, then two, and then actually some. It's a stick level less than seven. Yeah, it can still hold a hair because a hair is much less dense than holding itself. Here's got a stick level less than seven. Then hair. Yeah, it can still hold a hair because a hair is much less dense than holding itself. Here's got a stick level. Yeah, I guess it's just basic programming.

He just did it for you. Like 30 seconds right there. Yeah, I need to come with something more complicated. We've reached peak stick. Right now. That's the thing. That's the most complicated thing you came up with. There's just something.

There's no way anyone could go this. But if you ever just seen somebody in your life where it's like, oh yeah, you couldn't come up with that, but that is real I'm not a fan of that saying like oh you couldn't write this stuff like you hear you know people say that like color commentators all the time Yeah, you people write way crazier things all the time Yeah, we just talked about Star Wars. We just talked about a universe where there's like a robot that goes around and has more personality than people Yeah, I feel like there's the force which is manipulating and puppeteering everybody. I just feel like it's the mundane crap that you couldn't write.

But just look at your lifetime, how like facial animation for animated properties, how that's gone from being like, okay, that's a cartoon. Do am I looking at something real or not? And that's just in probably the last 20 years that we've had that. And so it's exponentially increasing. So one of the arguments for this that we live in this simulation is eventually we'll get to the technology where we could live inside of a simulation and that there will people who go and live inside of a simulation.

And that's how they live their lives because they'll want to. But as that simulation progresses, if they make a realistic one where they recreate our world, eventually we get to put point where we can create its own. And if it does that, what is the likelihood that we're the top level? That's very unlikely. In this iterative kind of existence where simulations then progress to the point where they can make other simulations.

I know, I'm a top level guy. Are you? You're the end. Top level. You're not n plus one, you're n. Yeah, I'm in there. You go admin access. But I'm fascinated by it too,

because I was thinking about these today because you know,. Yeah, I'm in there. You go, I'm in access. But I'm fascinated by it too, because I was thinking about these today, because you know, different types of apocalypsees and everything as well. If we do live in a simulation, then basically our version of the apocalypse is that we become self-aware, that we are computer programs that realize we're in a simulation. And it's usually like machines becoming self-aware is

the apocalypse, but we're kind of waiting to become self-aware We're the ones waiting to do that. Does that make sense? So on a higher level like higher the hell of it. Should we just smash up all the machines? It's but we're in those machines. That's not the thing. It's like because we're inside the simulation It's like our servers. We need to find we need a rogue one sent to the alien server room and they crash the simulation a Rogue One sent to the alien server room and they crashed the simulation. What becomes of us? We just turn into pixels.

You be a spreadsheet into the air. So you'd be a spell check for a spreadsheet that's not compatible with the latest version. You'd be like, Microsoft Word trying to format your hard drive. It's like, Word's not gonna have a revolution and destroy everything on your hard drive. In my, there might be a bad path. You could really put a macro in there.

It would do it. Yeah, but Word doesn't do it on its own. That's true. I said something a bad path. I could really put a macro in there. I would do it. Yeah, but word doesn't do it on its own. That's true. I said something egregious. Are you looking to hear about to do something? Am I interrupting you? No. Okay.

I said something egregious. You get in that way over here to record the podcast. You bought a sandwich? Yes. First of all, the first way I was wronged was that there was no food. It's early. So what people eat lunch?

I associate four. Yeah, but in public what people eat lunch? I associate four. Yeah, but it's probably over here. I associate going to the podcast is I'm gonna eat something. You also associate the podcast who's been liven, don't you? This is not a weird thing. I bet the broadcasts are the same for me

as you get a free lunch. You get a set? Free lunch. Oh, they're all shrugging like yeah, towing the line. I see how it is. Yeah. What is different about it?

There is a free lunch here at like one. Where'd you get your lunch? You guys pay for it individually or the I got it for the guys. Yeah, I picked it up for the team. Doing this life is the same as doing it. I believe that. But we're doing it earlier. So that's why we're not eating. Right, but the whole everything about this is the same except it's not life. And the end. But now my tummy is empty. You're telling me what have been empty. Anyway, if we were doing this live at five, you still wouldn't be eating right now. Hey, would?

I've it five. What does that mean? You would have eaten whatever we get at five. The food wouldn't be here by 357. Can we just get Gavin a snack? What the podcast wouldn't have started? But the food wouldn't be here. I was what I was saying.

You wouldn't have eaten right now. Also, you were late. So you wouldn't have had time to eat. So it's appropriate of Gavin starts eating 40 minutes of the podcast because that's 430. So the food is here at 430. So there was no, there would not even be food here for another half hour if they'd even ordered food.

So it's saying it's appropriate of Gavin just starts eating at 430. Yeah. Which is like halfway through this podcast. You just start eating. Then you can, you can eat the free food that shows you the 430. What's wrong with you? It's just stubborn. You're going to have to do the one that's stubborn.

There's no reason for food. It's like, it's like Pavlov lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything.

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You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. You're going to lose everything. I make you hungry. The cow's just like a light book. Damn, this guy's making me hungry. What's this egregious thing you did? Yeah, I stopped and got a lovely sandwich. I should have called and offered you what I called an

offering Gus and he did not take me up on it. I should have. I didn't know you were on the podcast, Gavin. And it knows in the podcast in my defense, you almost weren't look at the calendar. Oh, yeah, right. Look at the calendar like you did. I did.

That's how I know I'm, that's all I'm here. You see me? He's turning on whoever's, whoever's sitting. No. Am I right before this? You and Patrick were saying that Gabb was not showing up because he was doing something else. I didn't say that.

I think I said he said my little thing making shit up. I never said that. What was I doing? I said that. That wasn't me. That's a check because I heard. From a person who manages Gabb and it wasn't me. I don who managed to gather it wasn't me I don't know how I'm getting thrown into the bus for this look at everybody live what you hear from who

Lindsay Lindsay doesn't know anything She's a maniac Liz you might as well ask the shelf and Wow and I said right under the bus. And I said, Gavin replied, yes, to the calendar invite. I'll text him and I did and you replied, you were on your way and I said, he'll be here in any minute.

That's exactly what happened. So something was going on. I'm coming down, there's a road buyer studio just to give you, no one's going to care about the name of the road. I don't tell you guys, you know where I'm coming. I came down Berkman from the highway north of us, 183, so I'm coming down. I gotta learn not to do that

because there's like two school zones on that road and it seems faster until you hit a school zone and then you're like just creeping along. Well, in the school zone, in between those two school zones, is also a firehouse. So while I'm like in the super slow traffic, parents picking up kids and waiting to take a left turn, fire engine goes by, everybody's got to clear the road, go back, then ambulance come by, everybody clears the road and goes back.

And then about two or three minutes later, it's two lane road, one lane going this way, one lane going that way. And it's in the suburban neighborhood essentially. And I'm just going along. And all of a sudden I hear like sirens, like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do like the person's hitting it, but not leaving them on. The police is, I think more urgent, right?

When they do that, right? And so I start to pull over to the right, and I look in my room here to see whatever this is, a fire engine, or ambulance, whatever, and it's police officer. And it's about two cars behind me, like hitting his thing, and like people are getting over, like it's not like. And it's about two cars behind me, like hitting his thing and like people are getting over. Like it's not like there's nobody paying attention.

People are getting over. Like I always all the way over and I can see the two behind me pulling over as well. I'm at a corner, okay? I'm at a corner. I'm like two cars back from the stop sign and I'm about, it's a residential house to my right.

And I'm out at the back fence line. The cop just goes, eh fuck, I gotta make a right turn. Goes up on the curb, goes up on the sidewalk, drives down the person's fence, and then goes through their front yard. Pnex, their fence over? No, no, no, he goes along the fence line on the sidewalk.

Then when the fence clears, he just pulls like through the front of the house. So he drives on the grass. He drove straight to Hayley cross somebody's front lawn, like from their fence line on the side to their mailbox basically and just like, but don't over the curb. Wow.

I've never seen that before that a cop would just drive across. And how much time did he save like five seconds? Yeah, if that. Who put the damage? There was even a confusing thing because a person had turned right. And then as he comes across the lawn, the reason why he goes to the mailbox, I think is that person just pulled over to the side of the road because they heard a siren. Right. You wouldn't expect to

cop to come off the lawn. No, it's like something. There's a cop on your right coming out of a lawn. I mean, it was straight across somebody's front lawn. And they have no idea could have killed a cat. Yeah, could have killed a cat. Well, I mean, that's always a danger in a police chase. Cat could get killed, you know, could it kill the kid could have been a kid home from a kid front yard? All the lot of grass when he hit the road and continued to the right when he hit the road, he didn't turn on his lights. You should have followed him and see what was. No, I should not have done that. Citizens are right. Yeah. So you drove across. They're on. You put him through a breathalyzer. Or you should have done the same thing.

Just followed him. Oh, wow. You think that would have worked? Yeah. There are videos of citizens pulling out of a cops and like checking them. And you know who loves that? Cops.

They're totally about that. They're aggravated. They think for checking me, man. I really needed that. Because there's like fake cops a problem. Wait, there's videos of actual citizens pulling a cop over? Oh yeah, I like, I like that. I want to check your badge, I want to check all your stuff

and it's like just running them through a bunch of shit. Like I've seen one where like, they pull them over. They start flashing the lights and hoppy. Yeah, you like flag them down. And though the police get really upset because they think that there's an emergency. Yeah. They pull over to see if they can help.

And like the videos I've seen someone walks up, like you're going really fast back there. This is a school zone. Yeah, I think the one I saw was the cop that was an unmarked car or something, but he was in uniform or something else. He was like breaking some rules. So this guy, this know it all guy who knew what the law is.

Just pull them all over and like start messing with them. I bet he was a sovereign citizen. And recorded it and sound like, whoa, sovereign citizens. So they like out, they think they're outside the law. They are their own country within the US of their own sovereignty. I was just speaking with this guy I've been playing with online recently. He's named Peter and he he told me that he has friends that are big into that and that it stems from the articles of confederation, which were put in place after

the revolution, but then the constitution came in and that was, you know, the document that created the country, but there was never a specific repeal of the articles of confederation. So there's a group of people who say, if you didn't repeal these articles, then they're still valid. So, are there little countries in the United States? No, they are their own country. Just one body. Right. There's tons of videos on YouTube of like, sovereign citizens.

And it cops just hate them. Prior to ratification of the Constitution, the clause is similar to a provision in the article's articles of Confederation, quote, the free inhabitants of each of these states, poppers, vagabonds, and fugitives from justice accepted, shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of free citizens in the several states. So when you hear people talk of their free citizen,

they're free and have it, they're talking about that. But they still get arrested and prosecuted under the current law. Oh, yes, that's the point. Iant, they're talking about that. But they still get arrested and prosecuted under the current law. Oh, yes, the point. I know, that's, I know. So we can watch hilarious YouTube videos for the role down there, window this far, and they're like, I'm a sovereign citizen, you can't arrest me. And they're like, oh, I just don't understand what's to gain from that.

Well, why are we all doing it? Well, at least say like a new country now. Once you put a document in place like the Constitution, then it's a new country and the law is subjected to that new country's Constitution You don't have to repeal the former country or whatever it was Rules right. I could say well. I'm going back to British law Yeah, and British law in 1600 was that exactly I've never been repealed and I was there back then. Yeah, but hey, why stop there? I'm going back to K. Man K. Man law Do it or hey why stop there? I'm going back to caveman law.

Do it. Or hey, why stop there? I'm going back to single cell law. Single cell. Where all you do is eat and reproduce asexually. You just split a pot. Yeah. But I think the reason that people do it also is they don't pay taxes to the US government

since they're sovereign citizens. Oh, that's so sad. That's a good thing. And then they're all in three. At the long term their sovereigns. Oh, that's so, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, and then they're all in for a long term play right there. That's going to work out one longer and for those people. What is that like? I mean, I've never heard a story of, I've always heard the, of, I got a friend who has paid taxes in five years because of this clause and this, you know, particular thing in the

constitution that says, I don't have to pay taxes. And now, yeah, and I haven't paid taxes for five years. And then I never hear the flip of that story, the end of that, which is like, yeah, I'm in jail. Five years ago. Well, they get a government. I had a friend get audited for seven years of unpaid taxes. And it was like took over her life for a year.

Yeah, because she had to just deal with this and lawyers and all these things. It's not, I can't be fun. I can't remember what I was in seven years ago. I never mess around with that stuff, ever, ever. I just pay my taxes and it's like, even things that are like a loophole or something like that or like a deduction that's like questionable.

It's like, it's just even the process of going through an audit isn't worth it. You're people are like, oh, you should be doing this and you can be doing that. I'm like, no, I'm just gonna go right down there whatever it says, that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna fill out that form and then the line that says,

pay this amount, I pay that amount and that's it. Right, yeah. I mean, it just seems like a nightmare. The whole process seems like a nightmare. Do not wonder what I'm messing around with that. And the IRS used to be worse. They used to be meaner. They're nicer.

Yeah, there used to be, there was a whole thing I think during the last part of the, was the Clinton administration? There were a bunch of hearings, congressional hearings about the IRS and the tactics they were There are a bunch of hearings, congressional hearings, but the IRS and the tactics they were using, like driving people out of their house and everything like that. I mean, there was one woman who was just like,

falling while she was talking about it, you know, all the IRS guys just said, they're like, you know, like she owed something like $5,000 and they got her kicked out of her house and everything else. Yeah, it's nuts. It's nuts. You think it would, I mean, maybe this probably what they realize is it behooves them not to

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Core i9 processors. Thank you, daily harvest, response ring, this episode of the RISCHEATH podcast. I'm going to try that. I haven't tried that service yet. I've got to sign up. I'm going to use promo code restore. We were talking about this before. The podcast started. We were talking about black mirror. Have you seen black mirror? I remember it's right. You hadn't seen it. I feel like there's one episode in this past season that people for the most part largely didn't like. It was the one that was shot that people for the most part largely didn't like. It was the one that was shot in black and white, but I don't know, I'm not gonna out.

You're opinion about it, but I thought the episode was fine. Like I don't think it was like the best episode of the season, but I didn't think it was a bad episode by any stretch of the imagine. Is it because it was black and white? No, no, I just say that to differentiate it from the other one.

It just kind of doesn't have as much mythology or anything going on. It's like a chase movie basically. And I thought it was fun. They're always kind of hit and miss. I liked that it was so different than all the other ones, at least. And the effects looked good of the little doggy.

The little dog with its bad leg. Yeah. And then I was also surprised. I really thought that the first episode from series four, the USS Callister, I thought it was really good. Like I really enjoyed it. But I've talked to several people were like, man, I really didn't, I couldn't get into that one.

I didn't like it. And I don't know if it's like people who play a lot of games or it's people who don't play a lot of games mentality or, or why it is that some people just can't get into that one. To me, that was like one of the best episodes they've ever had. That's the one the, the, yeah, yeah. The kind of the Star Trek. Yeah, that was great.

Yeah, it was good. Okay, good. You can stay on the catch. We're not, we're not so popping you out. Kirk and I agree on Black Mirror episodes. The only one I hated was Arc Angel because it was like a lifetime movie. I thought the ending on that one was really abrupt.

Like it was like, you had all this stuff going on, and then it was like something happens, and it's over. Yeah. It's hard to talk about without spoiling it. Yeah, I feel like it's still too new. There's still too many people who haven't caught on yet. Yeah, I got to catch up on that. And I changed the season two. I had that episode that everybody hated, though.

Which one was that? It was later. It was was that? It was later. I think it was that episode. Like seven? Was six or seven? It's where I don't want to ruin stranger season two for every 11 goes on an adventure. Oh, oh.

And it's way outside the tone of- Completely a relevant adventure that doesn't come back around it anyway. Yeah. A little bit. I still think you're in black mirror. I mean, it was something was fine. It was building out the, it was building out kind of the lower of that whole universe.

Yeah, just going too deep into it. I think building out the lower of the facility. Yeah, basically, the history of the facility and everything like that. Yeah, I just felt like a whack episode of it. I would say that I felt like it was really over the top early on when like, a living gets off the bus and then like that bond jovy song

starts playing like really loud or like, okay, I get it, I get it. You're doing this thing, it's enough. It's cute. What do you think was the best digital series of 2017? Besides day five season. Digital series. Yeah, like, you know,

handmade handmade chill. Handmade still? Handmade still. What's wrong? You didn't like my choice of words there. You want to pick it apart? You mean like, no, it wasn't on TV. Just go a series, whatever. Shot on digital on digital or shot on that's what you mean. CQ Comper

I'm in the me my enemy. I was handmade chill. I mean that was fucking phenomenal. I cannot wait for season two. I thought I was super sexist Uh, what else was there? There was I mean obviously blackmail stranger things. You didn't have any my favorite day five season two. Fucking glow. Glow was great. Did you see glow? I'm not sure. People rave about glow. It's so good. Mark Marin, who I like as a personality, but I've never particularly liked as like a scripted narrative actor is unbelievably good in this. It's like I'm on board now. Mark Marion is fucking hilarious in this.

He's just perfect. He's so good in it. And then of course, Allison Breeze amazing in the whole cast is incredible. So it's a really good show. What about mind hunter? I thought the first episode starts really great and then gets really slow. And then the series takes time to build up. And I felt like there was a recurring callback to a particular serial killer. The glasses. Yeah, that never pays off. Really?

Yeah. Oh, no, no, I'm talking about like at the beginning of some episodes, you flashed. Oh, the, oh, yeah, that was the BTK stuff. I think we'll get it though eventually. Right, but it's like, where's this going? Oh, it's going nowhere. Yeah, I feel like the whole thing kind of went nowhere. Like, I was getting into it.

I was like, man, this is pretty slow burn. And then I was like, episode eight and nine. I was like, where's the meat? That's like the meat of the season, season's over. I was like, I'm confused. Everyone like raved about it. And it was good. I was like, I'm confused. Yeah. Everyone like raved about it. And it was good. Like it was interesting. Yeah. But I'd there was no meat. Yeah, like you're saying, like,

I played the last episode, I was watching it. And then we finished it. She goes, okay, put the next one on. I was like, no, that's it. That's season one. Yeah. What that that's it? It just ends like that. Like, yeah, I guess maybe there'll be more. Yeah. And it was fine. It was shot. Well, I look great. I love the title sequence. And it was fine. It was shot well. I looked great. I loved the title sequence. And Jesse was in it. He was. Yeah.

Just one of the guys we worked with on day five and stuff. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, he was. Yeah. Those are the things with day five, we shot a pilot for day five, which was like a 40-minute pilot. We did it kind of as a test. It was the year before we put out the series.

And one of the leads in that ended up then in a current role in walking dead, like right after that. So we couldn't have him back for day five, the proper series. It's pretty crazy, the way they worked out. And like it's so cool to see people, and they pop up different places after we work with them. I mean, they were doing stuff before that,

but it's always cool, because now I have context when I see that. I see that kid that we shot that commercial with all the time he was in super eight. That was so, that was so funny to live here. I was in something with him. Yeah. Now he's a big, big shot.

Yeah, I see him all the time. What's his name? He's in Houston, really? Yeah, the Jack Black one. He, I remember funny. He had, we were working with him and he, you know, as a lot of young actors do, one of the parents around, typically the mom show mom. And she's around. She's like, we were talking about using him for something else.

She's like, I don't know. He's got some really big stuff coming up. You're like, all right, mom. Turns out it was super eight. Yeah. J.J. Abrams, boomer. Like, oh shit. We said no idea. Immediately after. Is it Ryan Lee?

Ryan Lee, Ryan Lee. Oh, the Ryan Lee is a quarterback, too. Yeah, immediately after. Is it Ryan Lee? Ryan Lee, Ryan Leaf. Oh, the Ryan Lee's a quarterback, too. Yeah, Ryan Lee. Yeah, there was a confusion at the time because there was a big quarterback at the time called Ryan Leaf. Oh, he was also, this is 40, that's right. Yeah.

He's been a lot of stuff. Like, I'll watch movies like, oh, yeah, they got it. You guys had a lot of scenes together in Lays Team 2. Did you have fun, didn't it? Me and Gus. Yeah, I didn't. There was a lot of scenes together in Lays team two. Did you have fun, don't you? Me and Gus. Yeah. I didn't. There was a lot of sexual tension on the set. I thought he was just, he was being sexual,

but he was just hungry. A pain. So it was strange. I liked your sweaty flipping all around. Shot. He nailed that. It got pretty, that got pretty sexual, especially in the final edit. It gets a little bit too much for my parents, I think, when I'm just like

playing that game. Yeah, I'm glad you'll carry it to go. You got most green time in this second one, right? Yeah, I'm glad that's what the audience is clamored for was a more Kirk and more guys. Yeah, because I got a steel dossier on Bernie. And so it was easy to hold that over his head and get more. He has various recordings to be saying a nominee. It's like, I can't let that see the light of day. Mm-hmm.

It was great that Kirk was on the first movie. Kirk, I was the person everybody fell in love with. I mean, no disrespect to Colton Allen, who quite frankly are the kids. Everyone loved him already to begin with. People do not like Kirk. Yeah, I had are the kids. Everyone loved him already to begin with. People did not like her. Yeah, I had an uphill battle. They loved him after that.

Kirk was the surprise hit for all of us, because we had never worked with Kirk before. And I think your character expanded every day that you were on set. He was like, hey, give the Kirk, give the Kirk, give the Kirk, give it more or less. Well, I'm just saying some funny stuff. I was Facebook soldier is what I was cast as.

Yeah. Facebook guy. Yeah. And there was no like Vantin Blue. I don't even know where the name came from. It was on the outfit. It was on the outfit, yeah. Yeah.

That's what it came from. Yeah. We never named the character. Yeah. It just wasn't like that. Just like picked a patch. And we had that sort of interrogation scene where like you kept leaving,

but like leaning back in was something weird. And then we we just love you from that point. Hey, thanks guys. I love you guys too. I had a weird. I was feeling Kirk about this before we started filming the podcast, but I had a weird interaction involving Kirk a couple of weeks ago. I went to a coffee shop that's here close to the studio and I was getting coffee in the morning, I was wearing the Crunch Time Casting Crew shirt. And what, what was that? What do you mean? What was Crunch Time? What it looked like. Am I thinking about the same one?

It's black, and it just says Crunch Time Casting Crew. Save a Crunch Time one, it's a blip bluish shirt, it's got a pug on it. Oh yeah, I have that one. Yeah, but that doesn't say anything on it. Right. I'd just say Crunch Time. Okay, I just did a culling of like, oh my clothes,

and that one made the cut. I was like, I love this pug shirt. I'm keeping the pug shirting of like, oh my clothes. And that one made the cut. I was like, I love this pudge shirt. I'm keeping the pudge shirt. Anyway, back to the story. Um, so I'm wearing that shirt and I'm paying for the, for my coffee and the burst, it goes, oh, he says, crunch, he says, crunch time. Were you involved with that?

Were you in that? I was like, yeah, I was, uh, had a little bit part in the scene and, you know, I work at Ristis. He was, oh, cool. I know a couple of people who were on that. I was like, oh, neat. He was, what do you do at Ristis?

He was like, oh, well, you know, one of the guys who started it. He was, oh, really. Yeah, I know a couple people who were on that. I was like, oh, neat. He was, what do you do at Rich cheese? I was like, oh, well, you know, one of the guys who started it. He was, oh, really? No way. Get out of here. Like, you didn't know. He's like, do you know Kirk? I was like, we have face made. Kirk does. Yeah. He goes, yeah. Fuck. Kirk. He's like, he's like, Kirk's the best. I see, I see Kirk all the time at a, I was at a cold town theater. He has to watch him do improv all the time. He's so funny. I was like, and you got like that starry eyed kind of stalkerish look. I was like, just let me have this one. Okay.

This is the only one. Let me in this guy just go get dinner one night. Yeah. My coffee now. Yeah. But man, he was all about it. That's great. I'm going to probably head there after this and see what's safe he's in.

Pop in. Where was it? I said a coffee shop that's down? It's just a free friend. I'm a street. I want a free friend. You've been friend. There are no free friends. Oh man.

We learned this last week's podcast. When we learned that Austin is the sugar daddy capital of the world. It literally is. Yeah, based on what kind of statistics. It seems kind of weird to me though, based on like some websites statistics. Like some things. But there's gotta be places to every set. Maybe it's per capita, it's per capita, right? Yeah. based on what kind of statistics. It seems kind of weird to me though, based on like some websites statistics.

But there's gotta be place to every, maybe it's per capita, it's per capita, right? It's gotta be. Cause New York's gotta have way better sugar daddy. We talked about that in the post show. I did it. Which you can watch it be a first member. Okay.

Wait, so this has the most sugar people in other than father. We did sugar relationships. Yeah. We did a lot of math, a lot of dollars were calculated. Gavin did these. And we realized the average amount that a sugar daddy supplies is sugar baby.

Or sugar, a lot. A sugar per allowance is like $5,400 a month. A month. Yeah, good game. That's like, what? He agreed to be my sugar baby. 54,000. I would definitely do a 50,000.

Yeah, who wouldn't? I got a good, I'm just five. I'll just start a Kickstarter. I always can, what would he be got a good five other five I'm starting to kick starter How he's gonna? What are you gonna be my sugar, baby? What's that you just are gonna spoil him with love and attention and I'm gonna code him and find a little Here a lot of good things about this But we decided that you're not allowed to crowdfund the money. I want it

So I said I crowdfund something else and then just use my other money. Why don't you want to pay for yourself? What's that? I'm gonna pay. That's an enormous amount of money. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Hey, listen, if I pay $34 a month out of pocket, I'm getting a different sugar maybe.

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Good for a lot of Dennis too much sugar No, this time the doctor you go to and you get too much sugar. You go to different doctorals together. Go to that clinic, love doctor. They open every other Saturday and go. Did you hear about that flight? I think it was from a flight from Chicago to Hong Kong that had to divert to Alaska because a passenger became unruly

and started smearing shit in all of the bathrooms. What is wrong? I don't think it was unruly and started smearing shit in all of the bathroom. What is wrong? I don't think it was unruly though. I think he just made shit and then sat back down in two different bathrooms. Yeah, I think he was like, I'm going to shit in my hands and put a smile over the wall. That's not a real thing. How come there's no name for that? It's like what is crazy?

That person is what? It's a big mistake. What specifically like scatological? Yeah, like there's no term for that, because you go to a gas station bathroom and somebody has smeared poop on the wall. It's a thing, not a lot of people have it, but it's a rock bottom.

I don't know, yeah, but I wouldn't think to do that, you know? I mean, they're not like cutting open their arm and like bleeding on the walls. It's us. Or, yeah. I guess so, I guess so. But yeah, what is the, what is in the mind? I've got myself.

Like, I've got to, I have to put this feces where people can see it. Right. Someone's, someone will get it. Yeah. Someone will get what I'm doing. So it's somebody walking in there and being like, I've been there, man. Yeah. You know, they see it and get that sort of mental state that this person was in.

But they specifically trying to land the plane. I'm trying to see here. Oh, is that it? That would work. But can you imagine to land the plane? I'm trying to see here. Oh, is that it? That would work. But can you imagine being on that plane, you're like, all right, Michigan go, gonna go to sleep, gonna wake up in Hong Kong, you wake up, you're like, I'm in fucking Anchorage.

And what happened? What happened? I mean, what if it was a blind person? You said, excuse me, how would a blind person miss a toilet that badly? I'm not saying that they pooped into their hand intentionally. I'm saying, maybe they wiped in correctly. And then they were like,

well, fell into the toilet. No, they got like the daredevil nose and the height senses. They feel around for the sticker on the ceiling. They're going to know they're oriented properly. The airlines at the passenger who was reportedly cooperative was met by authorities in Anchorage. That play I did do that in that authority. That's on me.

So, uh, authorities were alerted that an unruly passenger had cost to kind of disturb us. That's unruly cost. Oh, God. That's a huge stuff. It's, there's no emergency toilet on a plane. And I think that should be you don't think there's one in the captains cockpit. No. Why would everyone in that for special should be you don't think there's one in the captains cockpit

Why would everyone in there for special times? I don't know Well like when you're using a communal bathroom and you walk in to a communal bathroom and it smells horrible in there You're kind of like oh man now. I'm gonna walk out and the person's gonna think that I did this the person behind me So you have like some kind of like, like unspoken words you say, you can't do that with poop smeared all over the wall. Like you encounter that, you're like, I have to replace it immediately. If a bathroom smells bad, you don't have to apologize for that. If there's any place in the world that should smell like shit,

it should be a toilet. I refuse to apologize if I stink up a public bathroom. But if you, if that was a cute girl, and she followed you, I'm a fuck, I'm a married man. What the fuck do I care if a cute girl smells my shit? Enjoy that. You can't enjoy a high pathetic situation where you're not married. But I'm married. You didn't say that. You said, what if a cute girl you didn't set up all the parameters? Are we on a plane? I'm actually trying to impress someone. There's no embarrassment on a plane, let's say,

because it is a very intimate setting for other strangers. You're not embarrassed at all when you leave a toilet and you've just duked in there, and there's like a line of four people. You're saying legit, no. No, I don't care. You walk out just like, enjoy, that's. I'll stink up the bungalow every day of the week.

So do you have problem with the person smearing poop on the walls? That is a problem. That's not normal, except of behavior. What if you don't have to touch the poop? It's just not what it's things. The poop goes in the toilet. See, I'm talking about normalcy.

A bathroom can smell bad, that's normal. A bathroom should not have shit on the wall. That is not normal. It's not a spectrum. There's a window of stink. What about poop on the seat? Yeah, what does somebody does a flush? That's horrible. They got a flush You got a flush. You got to make sure you don't shit on the seat It goes in the water in the pole. Well, there's steps you can take to make sure you don't think of the bathroom

There's steps not here. What? Where could you do here? You can't do anything here? It's like flushing and stuff. Why are we talking so much about bathroom stuff? You're the one who keep asking me about it. You brought a story to get a poop mirror. Are you also like a match on a plane to get rid of? No, no, you can't have matches on a plane. You can't fly with matches. No Have you been flying with matches? No, but I don't where do they say no matches? Basically, they show up at an airport that there's a sign that says don't bring combustible. I think you're checking in there's like a plane There's like a little picture of a match with the no sign. Yeah

I think you're checking in. There's like a little picture of a match with the note side. I think actually you're gonna do something where you get on a plane, you realize you have something you're not supposed to have, but you do it intentionally. Like I had this pocket knife, I had this in my backpack, and I put it in there for some reason I had it. Why?

Why did I put it in my backpack? Why'd you have it? I have it all the time. Why do I have it right now? Because it's a pocket knife. To stick people. What's it for? Like, would you use it to open packages?

Yeah, opening packages and stuff. And like, just today, you're not sure why I have this, but I had to use it to like pull, like use the point to pull up the nozzle on a can of lighter fluid, because it was like one zone that goes down and is protected. It's really specific reason. I couldn't have predicted that was gonna run into that today,

but I had the pocket knife just in case I did. I'm gonna read you a KSA policy here. But I realized that was the toughest person on that plane. You said, I had a huge advantage over everyone on that plane because I had a knife. You got it on the plate. I said, I'm saying I had it in my backpack and I was like going through my backpack on the plane

and I said, oh, my fucking knife on it. Why didn't this show up in the x-ray? Well, I said, I have it. That's the whole point of the fucking story, Gavin. That is the entire point of the story. You wanna talk about how knives are sharp as well? No, I'm the dangerous. Whatever two girls saw your knife.

I have to change. The way I feel, I feel like he constructed my story in reverse. What I thought the story was going was that, you're running it through security and you're like, damn, I've left this knife in there. I've also done that in my last knives. Right, right,

because that's the thing that people do, people do that, that happens. But you go down the plane and I was so glad. And I was, I was, I was, if you've ever been on a plane and realized you have something you're not supposed to have, in this case, my knife. So, but I can, like, I can,

I can be questions to ask there. I'm like, I have a huge advantage over everybody. That's like an arms race and everybody else is in the dark ages. I can, like, people with box coders. I can just go down stab it, people. Do you think they just are permitted to carry up to one book

of safety matches in their carry on bag? Wait, what? Strike anywhere matches are prohibited in carry-ons. No matches of any kind are permitted in check bags. Why? Why do they allow you to carry matches? So you carry in carry on? You can't fall. A book of safety matches.

For the stink in the toilets. I don't know, I think you're supposed to light it. Can you light it? Well, I mean, the smell is so surely go off. Probably. I don't hear anything in those TSA guidelines about smearing feces on the wall. So I think that guy's fine.

Well, I guess the smearing can't be like the nose finds like a hand and some sand. If you like the poop emoji with like a, it's just like squished. Wait, so if you had that knife, let's say you have a leg up, if you were in a situation where you found you, you realized on the flight that you had that in your backpack accidentally and there was some kind of situation, would you use it and be a hero? Hero?

No, I'd go, I'm safe. I got this. You would just sit in a corner with me. So you would take the, I like the window seat. So I feel a lot of people I got to climb over to be a hero. I think they exactly what United 93 guys said. They were like, I would have done something, but I was a window seat.

But I was like, I had already gotten up twice and I felt like I was, yeah, you'd be in the middle seat. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Well, how would you, like say you've got the knife? I would totally stand up on a plane by the way. You what what? I would totally stand up on a plane. And go after somebody. Well, how would you like say you've got the knife? I would totally stand up on a plane, by the way. You would what? I would totally stand up on a plane and go after somebody. Oh, you would. I absolutely would go that and at them with knife just in hand. Yeah, if it was like

a guy with some sort of safety device. I mean, if we're on a plane, if they got a bomb, what if they have a pistol? What pistol? Who's with a pistol on a plane? How'd they do that? Yeah, a bomb. It's like, it's like die hard to where they do that? Yeah, I'm a bomb at. If you get a nice one, play. Three printed plastic revolver. It's like, like die hard too, where they have like the porcelain guns. Yeah. You guys have researched this pretty well. Uh, yeah, if they like three different guns. Surrounded each slice and they assemble it on the play.

Man, I don't know. I don't know. Can you bring a 3D printer on a play? Could you print safety maps? You can print anything. You print yourself a gun mid flight. Yeah, wouldn't that be awesome if this the flight attendant sees you printing a gun? She goes, you gotta hurry.

It's an old printer. We have some time, but you really need to get it. Goose. It's a race against the clock. Can you print a knife? Can you print something sharp? Probably. Probably.

Yeah, you can put it in a poker, right? Like a poke like a something the poke shop. And I guess like ice pick to print that out. It's the one shot though. That's that 3D printer stuff is just it's hot glue. It's all yeah. It's turbulence even do a big gummy looking. Yeah, it would be you see the part we had turbulence

yet like this like one of those sort of teammates. Yeah, it's suddenly in the middle no had turbulence, yeah, like this, like one of those sort of team blades, suddenly in the middle, no big deal. Yeah. No, I don't know. I think I'd like to think that I would stand up on a plane. But I think if you think about it from more than a few moments, you're kind of don't have a choice. And I think that's what 9-11 changed for a lot of people.

It was like, there was this idea of, oh, somebody's hijacking the plane. This is crazy. And then they landed in airport and you live on the airplane for two days while they negotiate your release. And then you get loose and somebody in some country gets a lot out of prison somewhere or something or they shoot the guys or whatever. Now it's like, if somebody hijacks a plane, they're going to crash and kill everybody.

That's what I think. You know, if someone stands up on the plane, they are standing up to kill literally everyone aboard at that point. I just think your flight would lean towards fight. I would think. Yeah, I think you're right. Look before that, it was complacency. You're already flighting. So at that point, you just thought you have left this flight.

I'm flight. During flight. I'd like to see the light go off for that. Let's look at a fist. You're going to go eliminated. Mixed in the nose moving. Ding. The no fighting sign just turns off. Go for it. Let's look like a fist. You're gonna go up and down, mix it up, mix it up, and up, and up, and up. Ding, ding. The no fighting sign just turns off.

Go for it. Knock yourself out. Yeah, but then I have to be a huge advantage. Step, step, step. Although, I bet you'd lose it immediately. I do feel like, I did in college one time, stab something, like just to see like, oh, I stab this one, I have a stab to ceiling tile. What's this? We have food.

Gavin has food. We're just 30 people Gavin. Right in for 30. I feel bad now because those are the kids. I really. I'll eat it. I got yelled at. Thank you.

Cheese pizza. Fucking guys. No thanks. I already ate it one with my boy. But I, I did the dumbest thing ever. You ever have a memory that what you think about doing it, you just physically cringe. Yeah.

Oh, are you complaining because it's cold now? Let me show you how this works. Give me your cold pizza, I'll eat it. If only you had a knife. Hey. So we went down to Mexico for something, I don't forget what? We went down to Madamoros to go drink in or something.

And they held, they, a guy in the vendor on the side of the road was selling knives, switch blades, but he had a fucking stiletto, which I thought was so cool. Stiletto's the one where you push switch and the blade comes straight up out and it goes up and down. And so I brought this arguably lower quality stiletto

back home. And I was in my dorm, I mean, kind of low ceiling. And it was like acoustic ceiling tiles. And I had my stiletto and I was like, I was like, yeah. Did you say it towers? No, it was a frat house. Right across the street from where you used to live. Which one?

My fraternity was right across the street from K.A. Oh, oh. Leon Street. Yeah, yeah. It's demolished now, because it was, dude, we should have been condemned. There was this bestest and everything else in that place I was terrible Leave it just having it but the I saw I stabbed the ceiling tile like like that and then I pulled it out and I was saying And then I went to go to attract a blade. There's no blade. I look up and there's the blade in the ceiling

Tile still stuck in there and I pulled it out of the handle because of the construction fucking idiot Did you grab it? I go like this. Oh, I grab it and pull and it's double in there and I pulled it out of the handle because of the deconstruction. Fucking idiot. Did you grab it? I go like this. I grab it and pull and it's double-bladed and I slide into my finger and my thumb. I'll try to pull it down. And I go, what did I just fucking do in a bleeding everywhere?

And this thing is still stuck in the ceiling. So I have a... You just did some sort of ritual as well. Yeah, I got one of them, I got one of them, I got one of the bad track records with stabbing. And sound not good, I'm old for one, stabbing. That's only something like a kid would do,

a younger person, not thinking. Yeah, I just like not thinking. Yeah, I learned stuff the hard way. I also drowned on Mountain Dew in that hallway. Drowned on Mountain Dew. We were working in the house and... I hope you just chewing, excuse me. Delicious beats. Thank you very much. We were working in the house and it was in the middle of the summer.

There was no AC in the house. It's fucking terrible. It was terrible. I was up on the third floor and we were working and someone brought me a two-liter, but no, I think it was a three liter bottle. I'm not doing it with a big super mod, a wide mouth, you know that one? And I was drinking it and my buddy, Karoo, Takaruru, he was all the way down the first floor and he's yelling for me. Burns, Burns, and I'm sitting there just like, so how I was like, go get out of this three liter bottle

and he just yelled for the fourth time, top of his lungs, my name. And I went to go yell back at him to shut up, but I did it wrong and I'm drinking and I decided, I'm gonna yell at him so I took a huge breath in to yell at Karoo and I just sucked in. Well, I mean, it felt like a cup of, I'm do. And I was drowning.

I was standing in the hallway, drowning. I was like, I was like, I was like, it felt like a cup of, I'm do, and I was drowning. I was standing in the hallway, drowning. I was like, I was like, I must have been so busy, it was horrible. And then I did a gavule, it's so terrible. I was like, I know what to do, and I can feel like my face turning red from lack of oxygen. And I was trying to cough, but I like,

because my lungs were filled with the mountain dew, I couldn't, that couldn't make the coughing me. So I did the weirdest thing ever, what made me think to do it. I lent or leaned, what did you say? I leaned over and then just from the gravity, all this Mountain Dew runs out of my mouth and nose. Like, and then I let out this like horrible rascals.

Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, I was, and then I was super mad at crew. He's like, he's like, what's wrong? I go, you yelled at me so I sucked in a bunch of, And then I was super mad at Karoo. He's like, he's like, he's like, what's wrong? I go, you yelled at me so I sucked in a bunch of rounds. He didn't know something before me once. I was like, oh, can you do that?

It's pretty stupid. It's a side bad time in that hallway. Those are two separate events, but then bad time in that third floor hallway. It's like in the abyss except with Mountain Dew. I can't watch that scene. What if you discovered that Mountain Dew worked like that liquid in the abyss and the fizzy bubbles acted as oxygen that you could breathe?

Yeah, you know how they're telling at Harris to the visor? Your body will remember. Yeah. Don't panic. Your body remember. Dude, your visor career is like just remember, man. Lean over at Harris. Lean over.

Don't trust them. You never done that, you never sucked them like too much water or anything, and it's like, like beyond. I've ever had liquid in my lungs like that. I was legitimately drowning. Legitimately, I was gonna, and what a stupid way to die.

Drowning on the turd floor. Will you actually drown it? I had how? What do you think, if you just chilled out and calmed down and taken a little breath, you could have breathed. Like I'm sure I didn't feel like. It was his entire long.

I was like, I'm like, like that. Like first of all, my body was rejecting it because I had fluid in my lungs. And then I was trying to, but I was still trying to breathe. And I was fighting like two things. It was like, all my instincts were wrong. What if? Yeah, the mountain dew was in his lungs,

it's liquid. It didn't fill his lungs, but it was fizzing, creating carbon dioxide, which was filling his lungs. Speeding the process of drowning. Right. So it's like a double-edged drown. The carbonation didn't really play a factor in it. You guys seem to be focused on that.

I mentioned Mountain Dew because it's silly, because that's what I was drinking. But yeah, it was more so just, it was my lungs are filled with liquid. That was the problem I was having. I didn't pause the thing about the acidity or my sugar intake or anything else at the moment. It was more about the sensation of fizzy stuff

where it shouldn't be like when you do that nose burp and it's all like, Sivy. It was awful. Yeah. It was awful. Bad times. It was beyond a choke. We'll see the Mountain Dew ad read and then, um, I think we're good.

I think we're sad. How you ever choked on food? No. But can't breathe choked? you ever choked on food? No. Can't breathe choked? Yeah, choked on a carrot when I was little. And I didn't eat carrots for like a decade. Did they give you the blocks of the whole too? Yeah, I was like, what were you doing?

How'd you get it up? Show us on the mic. Yeah, how far did you get it down? How far I could tell. Show us what you're like. Can we get a super close up on this? Oh, I can't. Hey, you got to pay him $5,400 a month.

Before we do that. That we get a super close up on this? Right, yeah. You gotta pay him $5400 a month. You're like, that comes with a price tag. No, but I've talked about it before. I've never choked, but I have apnea. So sometimes I'll stop breathing when I'm asleep and then I'll wake up, like in my dream, I'll be unable to breathe. And then I'll wake up realizing I haven't taken a breath

in a long time. You realize that? Yeah, I wake up like, I feel like I'm choked for a breath. You're not awake at all. And then I have to like take it a huge breath. Is realize that? Yeah, I wake up like, I feel like I'm choking for a break. Right. And I can't take it a huge breath. Is that what's gonna kill you? No, it's not helping.

No, really, do you, I mean, do you ever think about that? What's gonna kill you? Probably gonna be that. I thought about it sometimes. Yeah. Do you have one of those masks? No, I'm supposed to have one, but yeah. CPAP.

I don't, CPAP. Do you ever wonder if the person has gonna kill you? Hasn't been born yet. What? And you should be sort of trying to figure out if they're born Like you should go to the mom and try to prevent her from having sex Yeah, I like the babies just was not necessarily a person who's gonna Gonna do it Gavin if some drunk driver runs me over when I'm 80 you're right

It is what's the most important. Yeah, but I'd be annoyed or you could just but would you rather know now or just live? No, you don't ever want to know I missed the question. I was laughing. I see Pepp show. What's the question? What was your, you don't want to know. It's a stupid question. It's, it's not worth it. I, the, the, so you're okay with people smearing poop on bathroom walls on a plane.

You're okay with that. You said, Gus. No, you are. That's exactly the opposite of what I'm doing. Are you okay with, uh, since it's a normal bodily function, are you okay with people farting on the plane? Or more appropriately, less bathroom related, are you okay with people snoring on a plane?

I'm okay with people snoring on a plane, but I get very self-conscious when I snore on a plane. So you're that's natural, and when you're sleeping, you snore. I just don't want to disturb anybody else. That's my rush. You're disturbing them by taking a big grower in the bathroom that's in the bathroom. Fuse a lot. It doesn't take up the whole fuselage. I said it's okay to stink up the bathroom Don't try to get me on a technicality. The bathroom is the size of a broom closet. I mean, it's like how do you step? Would you have like some force field like in Star Wars? No, I don't the bathroom does no

What about fine? I Think on a plane everybody gets one fart to test the potency of it. What if they'll happen at the same time? Well, then it's going to be hit or miss which one stink, but you get one stink test. And if it doesn't stink, then I mean, whatever, you know, go for it. If it does stink, then you're done. You hold it in. You hold it in. Yeah. There was a story I saw on Reddit, I think it was yesterday, about this research group that developed a pill

you could take and had these sensors in it. And this pill goes through your intestinal track and it tracks your farts via an app on your smartphone. Oh hell yeah. So you know like the composition of the gas you're producing. Like what note it's making and then it comes out. The composition. Like if it's going to destroy and when it's going to happen in the future, like to try to predict it a bit. So you can set like fought timis. Or you get alerts. Like you're going to fart in a little while.

No way. How do they do that? I don't know. I read it and I was like, I don't know. I like, I didn't know whether to take it seriously or not. That's a black mirror episode. I read it and I was like, I didn't know whether to take it seriously or not. That's a black mirror episode. And then they become sentient. What would that be useful for? I guess you can check if people have colorectal cancer based on the gas being produced, burned diagnostics. Get right.

It's like when you're blowing smoke out of your car, like that's not normal. Something's wrong there. But the way you said it of, you can know if you're about to fart in a while, shouldn't you just be smart about what you are eating and if that's going to make you fart? I'm like, if you're 32 years old by now, you need to know what makes you two... Why do you mean how short is your fought along? For me? Yeah, like you know you're gonna fought,

like at least 30 seconds before, surely. Yeah, probably. Yeah, I've never like, oh! My honestly don't believe I've ever in my life unintentionally farted. Have you ever lifted up something that would have been fun? I have.

Maybe I've done that. Maybe. I've never done that in the gym. I don't think so. Well, sleep farts. Well, that's yeah. I get it pass. Yeah. I'm doing lots of stuff in my don't think so. Well, sleepfarts. Well, that's, yeah. I get it pass. Yeah.

I'm doing lots of stuff in my sleep. Do you push out a sleepfart? Or does it just fall out of your ass? It does fall down. Because that's some sort of pressure to make a sound. Well, the butt cheeks are the sound. No, the anus is, why does everyone think it's the butt cheek? I mean, yeah, that's what I mean.

I don't mean that your whole cheek's clapping clapping together again. Yeah, I was like the biggest aim is proponent. I've ever met my life. You talk about it all. The aim is definitely get enough credit to him. And if you- Isn't important piece.

That's a big puzzle. Well, let me show this. Let's say you're in bed and you move your legs. Are you moving your legs? Say what? When you roll over. When you're asleep. Yeah, when you're roll over,

are you the one moving yourself? Does the answer the same for? Yeah, let it fart out. Yeah, it's a good point. Same answer. Wait, what do you because you're in a dream? Yeah, yeah, I mean, if you're doing it, if that if you're responsible for rolling over in your sleep, then you're also responsible for Intentionally farting in your sleep. farting in your sleep. There was a great video. I don't even talk about it before. A guy, it's a great, like, just six-second video commentary. A guy had the foresight to document his first ever farting in front of his girlfriend.

And it's just, it was such a, like, a weirdly relatable video. What was that reaction? And she's like, oh, we're there now? Yeah. She says something like, oh, we're there now. Yeah, she's something like oh, we're doing Wow She's laying on his lap. Yeah, and he's like at the first like this and then he turns the camera towards her and then you just hear this loud fart She goes wow Okay, have you fought in front of Ashley?

You can see what happens your reaction You don't need even hear it probably. Wow. He's farting in front of each other. He's not on his lap. She's next to him laying down the catch. I don't think he goes to the phone. That's a show man. He knows how to get the audience ready.

He's like, you're not going to believe this. You guys a little caption turned sound on. He's like, you're going to want to hear this one. Yeah, but she farted in front of me first. So I'm already fine in front of me yet. She can fart unintentionally too. She's the only person I know who will do that. I can't wait for Tom the story.

We were one time at a, we were at like a after party for something and everyone's like super dressed up, it was for an award show. And we saw some friends who had seen it a while and we're all just sitting there talking and Ashley is talking and she's like telling some like four or five tenants anecdote blah, blah, blah, blah, farts and it goes, it goes farted, sorry.

And then continue telling your story. Like that's bad at. Didn't fucking skip a beat. It was like, how did that happen? We haven't had that moment before, or since. But yeah, she was like, you got a respect calling. It's like killing a little time on that. So I don't get a little over an hour.

Thank you. I'll see if I can get that story approved. I'm sure she's fine with that. Why would you do it, Gavin? Why would I do it? She's a vaguer, she's a fucker. I just don't want approved. I'm sure she's fine with that. Why would you do it, Gavin? She's a vaguer, she's a fucker. Yeah. I just don't want to think how many more gross than I am. Gavin, do you think she doesn't think that you fart?

She knows a fart, I just go away and do it. You go away every time you have to fart? Yeah, I don't really fart that much. I'm not a huge fah. I don't poop in my hotel room. What? If I'm traveling with somebody else, my secret is that go to the second floor,

which will have all the conferences, those are always empty bathrooms. Lobby's got people in it. You can go the conference room level. Go there, all the bathrooms are just vacant. LPT. Yeah, but if I'm, bathrooms should take quarters.

Two take, I mean, a hotel room, two take quarters. Too much. Gosh, you're probably fine. I'm fine. I'm there. The bathroom should stink. If the bathroom doesn't stink, something's wrong with it.

But you gotta keep it. There's no, you gotta keep it there. It's all one bat. You turn the fan on. There's a huge, there's a huge fan. Does your wife feel the same way? Does she feel the same way? Yeah, I think so.

I don't want to speak for her, but it's not like she's not, she's not a weirdo. She's not taking the elevator down to the second floor. I don't think it's weird. I think it's not like she's not, she's not a weirdo, she's not taking the elevator down to the second floor. I don't think it's weird, I think it's kind. You don't think it's weird, everyone does that? Curdeus.

So are you happy with her hearing you shit? There you go. Am I happy with her hearing me shit? Like say you're one of those hotel rooms where the bathroom's not a bathroom, it's like a glass wall with a little like, like, so, that's fine. It's a loondore.

It's not under the art piece. I got no problem with that. What if it's fine? In fact, if we stayed at a hotel like that before, and it problem with that. What if it's a... In fact, we've stayed at hotel like that before, and it's been fine. What if it's like the sort of crackly sound of like a big log coming out? Okay, crackly.

How did that find you guys get here? How did this find you guys get here? You ever have like the big, whereas it's kind of like someone scrunching paper. It's killing me. Like you've swallowed a bunch of mountain dew and there's still little things using it. Are you okay?

Do you see a doctor? What does it sound like when you do a really big? It doesn't have all. I've never thought to describe it as paper crackling. That's why he doesn't have paper crackling. But it's like, you're killing me. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like a big poo coming out sound?

It's not fine. It's just like, oh, like it's, there's little pressure holes on the side of the dirt. Yeah. Oh, okay, I know what you're talking about. Sure. I'm super shocked. I'm proud. Oh, she described that.

I don't know. I think like we said it's like little, uh, there's a little bubble. Little little puppy. I'm blushing. I just wouldn't know how to explain that sound. And it's only that. It doesn't occur anywhere else. It's only big poo's coming out.

I'm super excited about Infinity War. Oh, Infinity War. Oh, wow. Nice look. Change the subject in any way, it's over. Is anybody excited about the solo movie? No. That comes out soon, right?

It comes out in May, May 25th, I think. No. No, I'm not. Maybe I'll get excited when I see some of the promotions. It's been nothing, yeah. Yeah. I feel like people keep keep calling that out like they're concerned that's been no marketing for it But I feel like Bell is still yeah with last Jedi like they kind of want to maybe focus on that and Then you know, maybe now we're at a point where we'll start seeing they also don't have to market it at all

Because I really get gonna see it. That's what they do with Marvel now They market like maybe the month before there's a trailer at least, but it feels like there's very like Thor. I remember it just showed up in theaters one day and I was like, Oh, that's out already. I've read earlier today that Fandango said that black Panther has had the most advanced ticket sales of any Marvel movie so far. Like it beat the record, the previous record was Captain America Civil War. Do you think it'll be the most successful and non-inventive Avengers movie? What is, I mean, what is currently the most successful non-inventive? Technically Civil

War is not an Avengers movie. It's a Marvel movie. You have a Marvel movie. Yeah. Wonder Woman was the most successful solo. It wasn't even Marvel. Super hero. What? And I know at least for GC it was. And then definitely this year. But because the show, I think it's follows along the same lines, is which have more representation in superheroes.

It's like people get really excited about that. They want to go see those things. And Wonder Woman crushed it because I mean, they're hadn't been, you know, I mean, they've been female superhero movies before, but not the gold standard like Wonder Woman, you know. And it was an awesome movie to boot. So I'm not surprised all to hear that.

The black panthers are gonna kill it. Yeah, the trailers for that have been great. It seems like a, the premise seems like really out there at least like a country that's hidden and you can't see it and it looks like something different from the outside and something different on the inside, but it looks great. It's a source material.

Yeah. You know, this, africanation of Wakanda, isn't that what I'm saying? Yeah. And yeah, it's always this place in the Marvel Universe where it's evolved over time, but you know, like go in and find out.

It's ways that they have fictional places and real places in the same universe. Yeah. But they have Wakanda and psychovia or whatever whatever and also New York. Mm-hmm. It's like if Star Wars just popped into New Orleans. Yeah.

Dude. Hey, let's go to a fat Tuesday. Yeah. Set the hyperdrive. But I saw someone, I forget who it was. I saw someone online was tweeting something about Infinity War. They said, like, I hope we see some, like real consequences in the death that matters. I'm tired of this comic book-y shit.

Like, these are comic book movies. I mean, I don't know, I don't know if you're real, if you're saying this ironically or not, but. Also, they die in comic books all the time. Yeah, all the time. It doesn't matter. Superman died in a recent DC movie. And it was like, all right, you know,

I mean, it gets a death with no consequence, but, you know, it's yeah, comic book death. Sir, what was the story with that? Because I never saw the next movie. He wasn't dead. He wasn't. Was he? Okay, let me think about that. So what was that?

He was. He was. They took him in Justice League and this movie's now like two months old. So if you haven't seen it, sorry, if I'm a spoiler something for you. They take him to the Kryptonian regeneration chamber where they also made Doomsday in... That man were superman. That man were superman. So this device that they just kind of keep going back to.

And it was something about, God I can't remember if the movie was so muddled, but Flash had to do something super precise to charge the thing at the right moment to bring Superman back. But when Lex Luthor used it, it turned Zod into Doom Day. Right. So, Wow, we styled your phone, huh? Siri wants to chime in.

How embarrassing for you. I think that's what God is. It's a low moment. Even Zod. It's funny. Zod, oh God. Is that a line from a Superman 2? When the president has a kneel or Zod, he goes, oh God, and he goes, Zod. Such a great understated line.

So at the end of Batman first is Superman. When the... Got stabbed by a Kryptonian spear. He krypton dead, right? And then, but then the Earth kind of lifts up. Yeah, they diffused it even in the moment that, oh, you're really dead. But he was, he was dead, so why was the Earth moving?

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, he was dead. There's a metaphorical Earth moving, sort of. It was just like, okay, don't worry about it kids. Yeah, something will happen. We'll figure it out, Leah. But that, to me is where, don't worry about it, kids. Yeah. Something will happen. We'll figure it out. Leia. But that, that to me is where, and I liked Justice League, I thought it was unfairly like, bashed the one that I can't believe I'm bringing this up again,

because I got shit about it for like two weeks straight after I said it. The problem with Justice League is it, it Justice League, the movie represented Superman as being overpowered. He's, You don't need anyone else in that movie. You just need Superman. And there's nothing in that movie that happens from the moment that Superman is revived. There's nothing in the movie that happens that doesn't involve Superman saving the day.

I mean, everything is. That's the whole movie, then, right? He shows up every character, literally every character. He shows up, except for Wonder Woman. He doesn't show up Wonder Woman. But he's like Flash, it's ridiculous how much he shows up flash and you make a point of it in the movie. I think there's all this stuff. And people got mad at me because they were, you know, they were explaining to me that Superman is not overpowered. And here's why he's not

overpowered in comics and all that stuff. That's fine. I don't read Superman comics. What do you think what happens to the industry if they at right before home video release, they took the IMDB score of a movie, like doubled it, whatever. And that's the cost of the movie to buy. That's interesting. Would that, would that, would you think that would make people just drive the movie?

Yeah, it's our worst movie, yeah. I wouldn't trust that. But I'm annoyed that, like if I want to watch Justice League, I'm annoyed that I have to pay as much as like a really good movie. It's a good movie, it's a huge spectacle. You can get kind of lost in the fact that there's like little things here and there

that you don't like, but it's still really enjoyable. Like I said, I'm, you know, the Star Wars movies I show up because I want to see fucking Star Wars. There's some really incredible moments in every one of those movies. Like I talked about my favorite moment probably in any Star Wars movie, in terms of like space battles and stuff was in the last Jedi even though I didn't listen crazy about the last Jedi I love that move when like Poe grabs his windshield

and does something kind of like skid and gets behind the typhus or the ham break to it and fucking sped up yeah and I don't care about the physics of it I don't care about the physics of bombs in Star Wars bombs in space I don't give a shit it's a bomber I want wanna see that, that's fun. But I just, you know, when they get to stuff like Luke suckling at the tits of some space walrus. I'm like, it was fine. You didn't like that?

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No, it's fine. It's squeezing, it's fine. It's squeezing the boob into the jug and then drinking it. I thought it was where they was pushing. You got a piece of boob to get the milk out of it. I thought it was where they was You kind of used a blue to get the milk. Well, it looked like the creature was very inflamed like she had been building up a lot of milk. Right.

You probably could have just been like done a circle around it in the air and a lot of the facial reaction of the creature too was too much. Like you have like a knowing like this is what we do every day. Get stuck in. Go on. It's a symbiotic relationship. He pays me $5,400 a month Sugar milk. I'm cool with this. I'm just doing this till I'm done with school Then I'm gonna I'm gonna be a doctor who's not seen in there and like the big fish scene Is that just so people weren't wondering how we survived? Who knows like how he wasn't starving to death and I think it was fun world building

I think was just like little wings and fun things like an empire on a Yoda's planet. Like with the fish thing in particular, like when he's walking out there, like a long, I think this actually, maybe before the milk, when he's walking out there and there's that one scene where he needs to get across a big gap and he uses like that big stick to get over,

I think that's foreshadowing the fact that he's cut himself off from the forest because I watched that. And in the moment, I thought, why doesn't he just force jump across that? It's like to start giving you and sending all that up. So I think it's a lot of little things like that. That's a force choke of fish.

Or a force milk. That's a good, gross. It was usually that show for us. And a lot of that too, it's like, you kind of give it a pass to you. Like that pole that he used to stab that fish is about how long is that pole like 100 really long.

Really long 150 feet long or the wind. Yeah, there's also not even one dang tree on that island. Yeah, no kidding. We're gonna get the goal. You're not gonna be though. If you just forced milked all four tips at the same time and the thing was just walking about. I didn't know what was going on.

Well, to me, it's he stabs the fish and we see him do that. Then he's walking with it. How you get the fish? How do you physically get like, pull the stick? You just pull the pull up. Yeah. Or maybe he's the pull.

You know, a fish with a stick. You get, then pulls a 150 feet long. By the time it gets like 75 feet, it's gonna be like, how do you control that shit? I can't wait for the force. The weight of the fish. It's like keeping it all stable. That whole fish thing is suspect to me. Totally suspect.

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So that ad mentioned the UK. And what was the thing, Patrick, we were iTunes award for being like most downloaded in Australia, and what? Top 10 for like Australia and Canada, Australian Canada. So America, you need to step it up. Where you at? UK also.

What's that got to do with the UK? Because it was another country we think about. I thought it was the UK, but it was Canada. Is Australia and Canada. So you can't you can used to get up there and the US. We're popular and Australia for some reason. Don't know why. Maybe because we go there a lot. I got our TX Sydney coming up. What is that? Just a couple of weeks from now from From when the time this comes out, it'll be like two and a half weeks away. Damn. You ready to go back down?

Oh wait, you don't know if you're going. I don't know. Sorry. Source object for Gavin. Have you heard any of these stories about these people in Oregon now that can pump their own gas? Yeah, that means it's over there last week. They can't do that.

They have to do that. I guess, I guess, service stations can still offer an attendant who can pump gas, right? Right. But how is the last time we saw full service attendant here in town? Well, I mean, they had them last week in Oregon. If they had a guy, I'm assuming they did a bunch of people didn't install gas pumps after the law passed. Well, the gas pumps were there. Now, just people can touch them. Right. But they wanted them last week had an attendant. What I'm saying is it's not illegal to have an attendant. They can still provide to attend if they want.

Yeah, but the thing now, or agonians are faced with a world in which they may have to pump their own gas and they're mortified. Some of them are mortified. You've talked about an off topic. You get your podcast. I feel like pump your own gas sounds like it's not true. You know, you're like, you're really what, have you seen all the, the, the photos of people doing it incorrectly?

It's, it's crazy. It's fucking. What are you doing wrong? Like holding the nozzle upside down or holding the nozzle like a foot away and like pouring it into the hole instead of inserting the whole thing in. Most of it goes in. It's like, did you not pay attention? Did you what was going on?

No, I'm in the car with a key What's it if you've never seen a movie where somebody puts gas in their car Yeah, I don't because that's how they do it. I don't drive and I know how to put gas you don't drive Do you just take lifts everywhere? Yes? Really? It's not that funny. Why is it funny? True. True.

He has a driver's license. Do you want me to teach you on the tarmac right now? Do some handbrake sets? I have offered to teach him to drive a car so many times. We have a long running bet that I'll have a pilot's license before he has a driver's license. And his whole thing is, I don't know what your thing is anymore. You're too old at this point. You need a driver's license before he has a driver's license. So, and his whole thing is, I don't know what your thing is anymore.

You're too old at this point. You need a driver's license, you need a car, you're an adult. And- Some people don't drive. They just don't. Some people don't drive in places where you don't drive. Yeah. Like New York City, San Francisco,

where I'm helping the economy. This is Texas. You just want to get an enormous pickup in parking spaces that are too small for a fucking Toyota. What is with this state? We have the highest per capita for pickups in the world, probably, right? Every time I go to a fucking parking lot, spaces are this narrow. What is that?

Just try to cram more spaces in. But it's like, they get one space out of like a whole row. It's just, it's terrible. That being said, there's no fucking parking in this building and I'm having it. I don't, I'm gonna quit. I just, I can't, if I go to lunch, like I can't, I was over at the animation department.

I came over here, it's 2.30 when I got over here three o'clock and there's literally no space. No, nothing. I'm parked all the way like over by stage one. In this place? Here's the solution. Yes. Here's the solution.

We did tram, like at a fucking amusement park. You started the company, get reserved space. Yeah, others are gonna be of log I was gonna do by getting reserved space. They say, well, you got to spray paint your name on a space. It's good to go. No, they tell me to move my car all the fucking time. Who?

Well, cause they're in a pocket sound check. I had to do, I had to try parking. I'm parking the other company space, the pocket us, basically. And we're stuff one of them. Well, the space you're just like they never use them. And it's not like your car blends in. I know.

I know. Well, did you ever tell you the vlog that I was gonna do when I wanted my own parking space? No. You'll appreciate this. All these vlog ideas I never got around to doing. I wanted my own parking space, but I thought it would be too big of a douchebag move

to like say, okay guys, I'm getting my own parking space and that's just it. So instead of what I was gonna do do was I was going to get signs printed up and I was going to put them up on posts and I was going to give reserved parking spaces to Matt and Jeff and Gus and then people would come to me and say, why didn't you get a reserved parking? Well, that's a good question. And then you guys are the dickheads and then I'm like, yeah, I mean, do you think I should ask for a resource space?

They'd be, yeah, I do. I'm like, it's too, it's too, it's too much. I just just say you're gonna put up one with a fake name. And then just be like, nobody has that name. It's a part of it. I'm like, they're like, why'd you park it? Bill Franklin's like, cause he's a dick. And I don't want him to have his own space.

I have someone who all they do is give you that name to Pockin. You have it's still my car. It's like you'll know you're gonna come to work and go. They're gonna see the space. Reserves space. Just say like Clive said I could Pockin every day. Clive would go to the name. Come on with the name.

Gavin. Kirk. Hey. I could go to the name, come on with the name. Gavin. Kirk. Hey, there was though, I did have a, that was, that would have been a devious thing to do that with the parking spaces. And I did, I like to think that I think deviously, but I don't act deviously.

Like my mind is smart enough to think of the evil thing to do, but then sometimes I'm like, I'm gonna be a better person, I'll do that. And today when I pulled in, I was like, going up and down the rows, and I was like, I'm complaining. And then I go, one of the cars I go by, I go by your car, was in there,

and I go by Ellie's car, and I thought, I'm gonna call Ellie, and have a comeover car. I'm just gonna see if she would do it. Does it seem like a give her a ring go? Hey, I need you to move your car over to her. You wouldn't do that, because that's too the right, you'd be like, hey, can you go get me some funnians and then you would be waiting around the corridor you nica space the problem is she'd say I have a whole box of

funnians under my desk and I need to pick back she'd be prepared and I have to like come up with a really like more and more ridiculous stuff you can't come up with a single reason to get us a leave no I could yeah but my thought, I wonder if I could call it like, I wonder, it's more like, if I said to do it, would she say yes? That was the question in my head. That would end up just taking it longer than parking further away and walking.

I'm just saying, I ain't doing it. I'm just saying it, the thought crossed my mind. I hate when people, like I'm in a car with someone and they're like circling a parking lot, like I'm waiting to get a really close space. Like just park. Just find any space and put your car in it. Like we're gonna waste way more time circling than you've just put your car in a space

and we just walk. Puck, 200 feet away, it's still quick. Especially if you're going just somewhere like a shopping mall where you're gonna walk like 12 miles when you're in there anyway. And they're like, well, I got closer to the door, it's 300 feet closer. I was like, you're in a grocery store.

You're gonna walk up down every single aisle 15 times. Yeah, and let's look at that. Look at that couch out there. It doesn't really make sense. I know, it makes no sense. It makes no sense. It doesn't really make sense. I know it makes no sense. It makes no sense. It's like, I just was talking to the guy that I got to a smaller gym. And what?

Breaker about it. Yeah, I go to a tiny gym. I'll wait, giant in that gym. Fucking huge like crouching to get in the middle. I used the biggest dumbbells. They're 14 pounds, but I used the biggest ones they have. But they have a little gym, it's like privately owned, and they've been to three different locations

over the history of their thing. And thought how fucking terrible would it be to move a gym? Oh God. That would literally be the worst weekend. It would take, to think of all the stuff they have in there, but yeah, it would take me like That would literally be the worst weekend. It would take to think of all the stuff they have in there. But yeah, it would take me like at least a week or a weekend. Do you think they sell it as a course? Oh, yeah. It's like one of them boot camp.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And pay to move the gym carry carry this treadmill. People on the road. Lunging on the road. They're in lunges. Yeah. Yeah, no, and he said that the first time they moved, they moved across the hall from where they were. Oh God, no way. If you've got our next door, somebody like, I was thinking, no, no, no, that's easy. You just line up all the treadmills, and then you stand on the bus,

and you ride that shit all the way to the ceiling. You just throw the weight, you throw the ball to the other place. So yeah, I just thought, man, of all, I would just sell the business and start a new one. You know, it seems like moving a gym would be a hug impossible.

You would rather have people come in and move all of the gym equipment out, but not put it back in the new place. And then you would rather have different people bring equipment to a new place. Then just hire movers to move it from one place to another, is what you're another. Movers would destroy you. Can you imagine?

Movers are already terrible. Have you used professional movers? Yeah, they suck. They're awful. Listen, I'm sure I'll just be like, why are you doing the brake stuff? It's weird. They also don't want to brake stuff, so they don't move everything.

It's probably just my extraordinary bad luck that I 100% of the times that I've used a moving company, they've been terrible. But the big thing that I've noticed among this small selection of terrible moving companies, apparently that I've had in my life, is that they all negotiate after the fact. And the worst thing is they do is they negotiate after they have your stuff.

And it's always something like, come out and bid on this and then they bid on it and they said, we didn't know there was a staircase. It's like, you came here and bid on the stuff, you walked up the stairs to get here. It's like, yeah, but it's not on our form that there was a staircase. There's no box check for the staircase.

So that's like gonna be another 300 bucks or something like that. This situation is what, if you don't, if you still don't pay, they'll just dump your shit on the front yard. Of the old ones. If you're lucky, then there's auctioned off or something like that. This situation is what if you don't, if you still don't pay, they'll just dump your shit on the front yard. Of the old house. If you're lucky, and there's auctioned off or something like that.

Also, I've had friends like, through the course of my career, I have not left Austin, but I have helped people relocate to Austin from other places. And I somehow get wrapped up in their move and their relocation. And almost every single one of them,

they live in their house after they come to Austin for like six to eight weeks with nothing, because the moving company's like, yeah, we just don't have any trucks going your direction right now. But as soon as we do, we'll put your stuff on a truck and send it down there. Yeah.

Never used to move her ever. No, I've moved in a U-Haul. I would love to hear if same thing with me Like I have a pickup truck and I just throw all my stuff in the pickup and make run after run after run And I have used to moveers probably we use movers to come from Ralph Oblin 80 to here They were actually probably the best Because we had a good system of like labeling. I'm sure movers are pissed off too because they probably show up to like 50% of their jobs or more And people don't realize

that movers just move stuff, they don't pack anything. Packing is... They don't wrap the couches and stuff. The big stuff like couches, they might handle, but like, there are people who just, you know, people are bad at packing. They don't realize how long it takes to pack up everything you own.

So I'm sure they're like packing stuff while the movers are moving. My last moving experience was so bad. I had this projector screen, it was like a hundred inch screen, I used to watch movies on and they looked at it, we're not moving that. And I was like, well, because it might break, it's like, yeah, break and then we'll be responsible. Yeah. I was like, I don't care if it breaks. We're not moving it. I was like, but it's, I can't, it wouldn't fit in any car. And they sent me like four hours to put together. And they were like, we're not taking it.

So it's still there. I just moved like I left it on the wall. And one of the guys who was moving the big things, like the couch and stuff, he sweat all over it, let the couch just drenched in this dude's bald head sweat. And I was like, I'm gonna sell that. I have that happen before. He waited, it's leather couch. But he should clean it. I guess like, I'm gonna sell that. I'm not having that happen before. He went in, it's leather couch.

But he should clean it. I guess so, sure. I mean, no, I get it. I didn't pay for it to be moved and wet. You are just right. I'm not to be on my head. You asked to be for it to be moved and dry. That was part of the deal.

I mean, I get it, it's in Austin and it's hot. But also, yeah, we're hot or... Yeah, just put a sheet on it. Don't just wear it. It was like coming off his eyebrows. Like, you could see him dripping on it. It's like he had his face on it. And then he would rest.

And he would just like put his, he would just like, job done, that's the wet couch. Do you know the one thing the movers damaged in the move from Ralph Oblinator to here that I was very upset about? Of course I. And it's such a simple thing

and I don't know why it upset me. Because it felt at the time like a super frivolous purchase to me when we bought it. And then when they damaged it, I got mad. I got mad. They damaged that whiteboard that we have that's on the rollers. Oh, right.

That's also magnetic and you can type stuff. And it was just like, I felt like we need a whiteboard to like talk about ideas and stuff. And it felt super frivolous to buy it and everything. And then took really good care of this whiteboard. And then they were thinking of set up. Dented and scratched it right in the middle of it. And they just were like, it was like that when we got it.

I was like, no, I guarantee, I'm just making up shit to get you to buy me a new whiteboard. Is there, can you take pictures of your stuff and then hold them accountable? Yeah, I guess you could. I guess you could. Who would take photo of the whiteboard? This is also we moved like honestly four years five four years five years ago. How long ago was it? Almost four years. So we've been missing. And I wasn't like now I take pictures of everything I feel like.

Like just I have my camera phone with me, but you forget how recent a development that is. We had camera phones for years ago. I know we did, but it's just like, it wasn't, I feel like it wasn't taking photos of everything. Like, I didn't have as much storage. But that's the you thing. No, you were ahead of the curve

on taking videos and photos. You definitely were, but I had like separate items that recorded stuff. Like, I had a video camera, even on the Congress. I mean, you still do. Well, I have my DSL everywhere. I do. My camera will be camera recording.

No, thanks. Thanks. That's going to change as of next week. My last vlog is coming up. So you're going to be gubulous? What are you traveling? I'm going to set. Yeah, I'll be gubulous.

I'll be back to standard gubs. Just the regular amount of gubs. You'll be fun to travel with again. Gosh, I'm done traveling, I'll be gullible. I'll be back to standard gubs. Just the regular amount of gubs. You'll be fun to travel with again. Gosh, I, I, I, and I'm done traveling, I think I've got, I mean, I have, I'm going to arch the accident, but I don't have anything booked at all anywhere. I'm, uh, this is something only you guys will relate to, but I'm losing system white upgrades that are expiring. You're losing them. Just use them.

Well, I got to use them before. Yeah, when we're 31st, when I'm going to show fly. Well, I got to use them before January 31st. Yeah, when you were 30 first. When I made sure to fly somewhere just so I could get the upgrade. Well, you just flew internationally to London. Didn't you use them then? Yeah, I didn't know.

I didn't, didn't use them. I didn't use them. Yeah. Oh, because you want to first. That's all right. I think you know, I'm pretty serious. Yeah, that's true. You nailed it.

I didn't want to bring it up. Old wounds. Old wounds. Get it to yourself. I do like it. It didn't want to bring it up. Old wounds. Old wounds. Did it to yourself. I do like it. It was revealed on the last podcast that you and Ellie have mended fences. Yeah, but you did it by making fun of me,

which seems to be her new M.O. Like what you make it funny. You guys are doing like the, which gets bond over or something you were making fun of me about. Could you do the like pat butcher? That was it. Yeah, that was the thing.

And then she did the same thing with Barbara. She was like, she went out and made buds with Barbara by making fun of me. So I'm on the out with how she does. Ellie was making it sound like I was the problem and I had got her in these issues with all these people. But I think Ellie just hated every one of them. And now she doesn't as much.

It was perceived. I think she was just figuring out where she fits in everything. You know what I'm saying? You gotta get on the block. You gotta start neutral and then you may hate people. It doesn't just start like everyone sucks and then to prove it. You do when you're my assistant. Yes.

Like Saturday, I could look. That's fair. Everyone's gonna come at you. Just don't listen to anybody. Don't listen. So as your fault, I was like, listen. I was like, you know, she's throwing them under the bus.

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