Rooster Teeth Podcast - It's a Bird-Eat-Bird World - #736

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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You already did it. I'm cold. I'm fine, friend. And I'm Gavin. Whoa. I know you've already done that before. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here.

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736. 736. 736. Has that chair molded to your ass perfectly in the 736? We had different chairs for a long time. This chair is only a couple of years old. Okay.

You got a break for two years because of COVID. Yeah. I can't do real. Yeah, my chair at home took the mold of my ass. M-O-U-L-D, not M-O-L-D. Ew, gross. Yeah. Just thinking about how it's literally been exactly, not exactly, three years since COVID started.

And I want- That's crazy. You want? Oh, yeah, Gus one. Are we watching? I don't know, maybe not. Well, I'm gonna attempt fate. Still haven't had it. Gus is pretty much the only person

out of the STF group who has not caught COVID. Yeah, I think so. I think you just didn't play. Like everyone in the Hadoop and via one. That's true. I win. I wonder, I wonder like what the average number of times someone, people in general, have had COVID is at this point.

I think it depends. It depends. Not only average out to one, yeah. Have had it many times. Because there's just crazy. A few people are, someone is just strong like me, six times. A girlfriend hasn't got it yet. I got it and she didn't.

Yeah. It was like that RSV and she didn't. That happens to a lot of other things, seems. I feel like couples are immune to each other. Maybe liquids. Maybe if they're meant to be. Oh, I was thinking like, like, I can't get any better. What liquid?

Once weak misses the other strength. Yeah, I think you can get like, immunity to your... From that liquid? Yeah. Like, I feel like if you kiss one with a lot, you get immunity from those germs. I think it's like that.

I don't know the other. I don't know the other. I don't think that's right. Have we talked about on the podcast about how I gave you COVID by sitting next to you on the couch for an hour and a half? I didn't give Trevor COVID. I see. I always thought it was because earlier that day, I tried to push you into the wall.

Yeah. That's all breaking social. You're not immune to borough, that's the issue. Yeah, the COVID germs were like, oh no, we're not letting this slide. Get them boys. But if I had Barbara's liquid, it would have been fine. I remember that because I got worried because I was on, that was the one time I was ever

in the chair, because I'm usually on the couch. Now the podcast where I didn't know I was sick yet. I had tested that morning and it was fine. But I guess that night as my big came to this sneaky variant. It was Andrew Rose, us sitting here. Which one? I feel like there was a December of 2021.

I remember there was a show that I did and someone had it and I was like, I was on the chair. I'm good. You were far enough. Except for when I subbed in on that off topic in Mikey Gemi's sick. Yeah. except for when I subbed in on that off topic and Mikey got me sick. Yeah, I think it's because the one of the walls had just been painted and I was trying to.

You're trying to smash me into the wall. Yeah, and then there was another time. We, there are so many times where Gavin tries to throw something at me or push me and it backfires on it. Oh, like kicking your cup out of your hand. Yeah, or one time where he tried to throw a gatorade at me and it like smashed into the window over there. I tried to swoop it around my body

and went 90 degrees into a window. And then the next time I tried to kick my shoe at you and it got stuck in the ceiling. Yeah, we have a video of Gavin shoe getting stuck in the rafters. For a second time of the same building. Yep, it was on the roof last time though. That was Blaine's shoe, man.

That was Blaine's shoe. Yeah, but you did walk up and be like, well, we don't have a drone. Yeah, it was on the roof last time though. That was Blaine's shoe, isn't it? Yeah, it was Blaine's shoe. But you did walk up and be like, what, we don't have a drone. Yeah, we don't have a drone this time. Yep. We need to release that. We did have a drone though.

Yeah. Watch the video and see how it plays out. Yeah, see if he gets a shoe back. Maybe it's still up there. Why should we put that video of my shoe? I don't know. Probably makes sense as like an RTL. Yeah. Bring it back for one episode.

Yeah, episode. Just one. And then we're done forever again. No more RTL. Sorry. That's it. Is it RTDF? I mean, I prefer that show when it just like when they came about. Right.

We didn't have anything and we had to try and, I mean, we could often make something happen. Like, there's a lot of people here. Yeah, stuff happened. It was always best when they just happened naturally. I feel like, yeah, you have to hope someone's filming. Yeah, there was one time someone who was like, I think leading up the programming. I don't think they work here anymore.

They wanted like three RT lives a week. That's crazy. At that point, that's a vlog. That's all we're doing. Yeah, that's full time. Yeah, that's also like vlogging, which isn't what it's supposed to be, right? Yeah, that's dumb.

Sometimes things just come about like breaking into the conference room at the old hotel. That was the temporary office. Were you at too much caffeine? No, way too much. That was one of my favorite things we've done, because literally it was the dumbest thing. It was just, they wouldn't let us in the room. Yeah, but we needed to shoot a pick-up

And we were very, you know, we were good. We were being honest little babies break anything break nothing And we were just like, can we please have it? And we were like, okay, we're gonna get and then we got and we did it. We did we did our job. We didn't break We're in and out the glass fell but it didn't break exactly And that's what some poor it's all we're't filming it ourselves there would have been no video evidence exactly for those of you Don't know we we filmed a video of us lockpicking in office to try to get it to film something and then that turned into us Using a screwdriver to take the window off of the door Instead

It was successful. Mm-hmm. Adapt you have adapt. You do a wonder how much damage you could do if you just unscrewed every screw you found, like in public? You just traveled with a security screwdriver. You just like dismantle a bus. You're like, this is like exposed screws everywhere. Do you never think that when you see, a lot of it's the honor system. Well, yeah.

Is it illegal to hike a screw? I probably could jeopardize his safety in some capacity. What if you just take one screw every time you travel? I'd be up for that challenge. Slowly dismantle a bus over the course of teeth. And then you can turn to the passenger next to you and be like, hey, one screw. And then hand them the screw you just took.

I think I was on the London Underground where I was like, I was looking at this panel and it had the screw, but it was like a security bit with like a dot in the middle. And I just thought, I have that screwdriver. I saw a TikTok today about security screws. I had no idea they existed, but this guy had one like on a bread maker that he had. And he was just like, to make it like tamper proof

and just like, let me repair it. I don't wanna buy a second one. And he's like, and I'm not gonna buy a stupid security screw. So what he did was he took a little screwdriver and he just like, saw the'm not gonna buy a stupid security screw. So what he did was he took a little screwdriver and he just like sought the little middle bit to make one. Yeah. Why are people trying to stop you from getting in your own bread maker? Because then we need to buy a second bread maker for break. I hate that. Cause it was

it, and it was like a thing that was meant to be faulty. It was like the, it was like a band inside that was made out of something that shouldn't be worn across like metal for a long time. So yeah. So it's just like, man, I hate, I hate planned I hate plant up solicence capitalism. Tyler says, what about the opposing argument? Just traveling with a bunch of padlocks. And anytime you see something, lock it.

Oh my God. That's evil. Yeah. So when is the Lism start and just trolling and right. That's a good question. They're probably pretty on par with each other. What if you see an empty screw hole, you screw a screw in? Also, why are we giving people ideas? Everyone's had ideas. Yeah, we need a little, not like that. We have to like put some fun back into the world.

Put some inconvenience back in. When I was in college, I knew a guy who everywhere he went, he took lock picks with him. Just because he, he, he, similar to what you're saying, if you ever saw a lock door, he wanted to open it. Just to see what was in there. Yeah, just to have the power to know that he could open it.

Right, and I was, like a bunch of us had gone to Waterworld, which was like a Water amusement parking Houston, it's not there anymore. And he got kicked out of Waterworld because he showed up to Waterworld with lockpicks and just started opening all of the doors. He ended up in the pump room. So they were like, all right, you're the kicker

man, we have to find him in the parking lot later. This is a very good road then, still close and tight. Yeah, he didn't roll high. Speaking of lockpicks, have any of you guys watched kaleidoscope yet on Netflix? No, I know you mentioned that. Well said, Trevor and I just finished it. It is a, like, heist TV show.

I love finished it. It is a, like, heist TV show. I love heist. But the episodes are in different orders for everyone. Based on how gay your algorithm is? Based on random. That's crazy. Maybe. Maybe. Well, I just know that the algorithm is always showing me gay stuff, even if the show's not

gay. It will be like, here's two men sitting on the bench next to each other. Are they good at kiss? You should watch me episodes to find out. It technically is rainbow because it's kaleidoscope. So it goes through all the colors. And that's something that's... Can an algorithm get, do you think?

Do you think you'll just like, as it gets? I don't think it's as gazing as it gets because I do balance to that with some heterosexual content. Okay. Like, I watch the movie Love and Leash is like six times. And that was the straight. You have to watch it a little bit. When you consider the reality TV you watch times, and that was the straight. You have to talk about that movie a little bit.

You consider the reality TV you watch to be gay or very straight. If I'm watching reality, it's like, oh, they're doing a buy season. Like, are you the one? I'll watch that. But then there's stuff like the ultimatum, where I'm just like, I want to see these heads be fresh. I feel like that's like the straightest show.

The ultimatum, here's the thing about the ultimate, the ultimate is doing a bisexual season. The straightest show is Love is Blind. You can't do it gay, because where's everyone gonna sleep? What's everyone gonna sleep? They split them up. So, Love is Blind. Women in the men and dead.

Yeah, they have a lend in the women's separate. And no one ever, the men and the women never see each other until they want to propose to someone. But they have dates in these pods that they can't see each other. And just say, that's like the one show you can't do a gay version of because where's everyone going to stay? That show is wild to me. It is.

Love is blind. Yeah. Married. It's not real though. No. Nothing. There are some people who are still together from a show. Yeah, but they actually like, like married with a, I think they have a wedding.

They have a wedding at the end where you're, where they get up to the altar and they just say no that. No, but some of them just have some of them say no, yeah. And then they'll don't go on that person real hard and like leave. It's real.

Sometimes it's sad actually. I just like how the structure of that show so interesting to me because the, like they propose to each other and like the first third of the show so interesting to me because they proposed to each other in the first third of the show. And then the rest of the show was like being on vacation together and like living together.

Like real life, parents. Spending vacation together. These shows are friends and family. You know what the best reality show on Netflix is right now hold on to set up for this. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. Single Zifone. What am I gonna say? Milk Manor. That's not on Netflix. It's on Netflix is right now hold on to set up for this oh I know what you're gonna say when am I gonna say milk manner that's not on that one that's on peacock discovery it's a discovery show that's not speaking oh yeah because I

made the joke that they that they're watching our slacks and they stole that idea from me and Mono because we're always slacking about milk filing um no the best show on Netflix right now is 100 Physical. Oh, I've seen the thumbnail for that. I haven't watched it yet. Okay, it is like, I haven't been gripped by a reality show like this. And like literally, like, I've never,

I understand the phrase edge of my seat. Now, because literally, I am like lean forward engaged with the show, A, because it is in Korean. But you can watch a dubbed version, which is a little compelling because it's funny to see what they think people's voices that sound like in English. And then B, it's weekly.

So I have to actually wait for it and I couldn't binge it. And I didn't know that going into it. So I finished the second or third episode, and it was like more next week, and I was like, oh, what? Oh, I know about this show. I haven't watched it. All I know about this show. I haven't watched it. All I know about this show is the thumbnail

is a bunch of really buff people. Like super, super strong with the people. That's like the show. It's a bunch of like both strong fit people, most of them are Korean, some of them are a German guy who said that he's more Korean than a lot of people there, problematic. And one black guy and it's men and women.

And it's not a gendered contest. So it's everyone versus each other. And then there's like stuff where they do like- What's the contest though? Yeah, what's the contest? Okay, so the first time they do, they, it's like a thing. And they have to hang onto a bar. Okay.

And last man, it's like last man standing. We did that on the anti-puck test a few years ago. But the bar lifts up and then opens water below them. And then the last person, is there a shark? Yeah, I wish. And the last person standing gets a perk for the next round. And then the next round was, it was like a,

you had to keep away. So you had a ball, you had three minutes. And then the three minutes, you had to be the last person touching the ball. And if you weren't, they went in like a one minute over time. But think about a gun. No, the thing comes. Yeah, what be the last person touching the ball. And if you weren't, they went in like a one minute over time. But think about a gun. No, the thing is, yeah, what are the rules?

In the way. But it was fucked up because one of the sets was a jungle gym, like a kids playground. And the other set was a dirty, a dirty little hole filled with water, A dirty little hole filled with water, probably like a hole the size of this like this setup. It's weird, that was the alternative name for always open. Oh yeah, a dirty little hole. And then current sub sub little water.

Like a little water, yeah. That was actually the original name for DIST, but dirty little hole. John will let us. So it just needs like to jack guys, just like Greco, Roman, wrestling each other, trying to get this like big leather ball. It's insane.

Oh, so it's only two p, I thought I picked yours multiple people, trying to like, this is a hundred. So for the first round, it was all hundred, they did them like 50 at the time, but then they broke them down into one on one to like eliminate people. Yeah, it was, I've never, again,

I've never been like as engaged with like a reality show. As I was, it was so insane. Also they, oh, their bodies are super jacked. And then if you get sit home, they've made like plaster of Paris busts of everyone's jack bodies. And then if you lose, you have to go home, you have to destroy it with a hammer.

And I was like, oh, that's like ego death. What is it with the Korean, is it true that they're gonna get rid of the Korean age? Oh yeah, they're getting, we've talked about that age before. They're gonna standardize their age now. Cause I think, based on that. Yeah.

Were you saying that you get born at age one? Right. But. And then on January 1st, everyone's odometer rolls over. Yeah, which means that you get born on like the 31st of December You're one a day late. You're two. Yeah, yeah, you're two baby. So everyone in Korea is gonna get younger. Yes, that rules That's that's awesome

That's cool. Everyone's birthday is January 1st No, no birthday is in January 1st. They age one year January 1st year 1 year January 1st So if you're born on this if if you're born April 2nd, they're like, this is the third year of your life. But like, on the first recounting it as the third year of your life, even though you're born later in the year. Because I was watching some other reality trash

Korean show, which was kind of great. It was like the live island, but with manners. Seals and fur. Okay, I heard about that. The main guy from that is in physical 100. Who's the main guy? This is like the hot one. I think he's like a fat one.

I think he's like a fat one. No, but he's like the extra hot one. I think he's like a fireman or something. But it's really interesting. Obviously it's translated, so I don't truly know how it translates, but there's like honorifics and stuff. So they'll like, they'll say,

should we talk casually now? And then I guess that, and then I guess they're changing the way they speak to each other, but because it's just sub-titled, it's the same both ways. But now, it's like, well, I guess they're talking differently now,

but it just sounds the same and it reads the same. It's really straight. It's interesting. That's a good, there's a part in, it's called in the hundred, which everyone should go home and watch, where they're like cheering everyone on. And one guy is like, like, hey, yeah, go. Oh, I shouldn't say that. He's older than me. Yeah, it's like a whole. Yeah, I can't say, hey, the him. He's older. He's a year older than me. And I'm like, what? And a big part of a, singles and furter is that you don't have to talk

about your age or your job until you go on a date with someone. So a lot of people like, I guess don't know how to address each other. Or like what to talk about. Yeah. Because a job is such a huge part of like, how you get to know someone.

But yeah, it's interesting watching trash from other countries. As fucked up as English is, it's so fucked up. I'm glad we don't have honorifics in our language that we have to like different verbs and tense, the different tenses to speak in to someone in like a different status than you. Even like I get mad about just like the Spanish you said.

Dude, I think people forget that Spanish has an honorific. Technically, yeah. Yeah, but it's not really you, in Mexican Spanish, I don't know about Spain Spanish, it Mexican Spanish, it's not really used, but it's there. It's there, you could. Yeah, you use it when you're talking to your grandparents.

Yeah, that's about it. Okay, Gavin, since you mentioned singles in Fernando, if you had to, if you had to like talk, have a conversation with someone without being able to talk about what you do, how would you describe yourself? So I can't tell how I do. Yeah. They're just following the rules of however they approach it in the show. Man, why do you stop? Could they even broadly talk about what they do? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so like cringe, I don't know. You're like, I am. Gavin is cringe. I like cat. I like my cats. Yeah, you know, like to be a, you know, not too serious, a little bit laid back, a bit of a goof.

Wow, sign me up. I know the twat, is that what you said? Yeah, I always, whenever someone's like, what are your hobbies? I always get so sad because I'm like sleeping. Yeah. Turn them all into what? Do you mean like hypothetically what I went? Right, hypothetically my hobby is music.

When was the last time I picked up an instrument? Yee-hee. Who know? What do you play? Or did you play? Violin, guitar, ukulele, but mostly I was very very good at the violin. Lots of strings. Like them strings. Any stringed instrument I can figure it out?

Piano. No, absolutely not. I'm not coordinated. Oh I love the ball. Can you set any stringed instrument? What the fuck? Damn it. You need it pulling out the technicality. I'm a bit of a goof, right? A bit of a top. Yeah, I'm like having fun.

That's classic Gavin. As you get it. I feel like we were in the lot about each other, you and I, of like who we were in high school. Oh yeah, on stream today. How like you apparently were a musician. Yeah, I did them. It was funny because if you asked my parents,

they'd be like, we never heard you practice one time. And I was like, well, that's because I was doing I was I didn't want to anyone to hear me ever But I was like I was always like second or third chair first violin like my whole time Wow except for one time when I chose to be second violin because I was like well What is it like to be the backup singer and the answer is it sucks? um Especially when you're doing up that year they have a pop music, pop music concert. I don't know if you've ever, so we did Viva Lovita. So the first violin would do the vocal, which is the fun part, but if you're second violin

you're just doing the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the fun part, but if you're second violin, you're just doing the, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Austin, right? We were at brunch the other day. We were doing like a Femme's brunch. And BK was talking about how she was, I guess, like, barbs. And they were playing that Mariah Carey, that song that started. Did it all, but it never got to the next iteration of that song. Like the next part of that song. It didn't even play, it didn't play.

It's not that they didn't even play the chorus. It didn't finish the first part. It just kept going, do do do, all. Do do do, all. So it was like really long. It was a, this DJ was the work. I wonder if that is that sample from another song maybe?

I don't think so. I don't know. But she'll look at that. We were in an interpolation. We were at a brunch where there was a DJ playing. And so I walked up to him and I was like, could you play Mariah Care? He's always be my main.

No, no, no, no, you walked up to him and said, can I request a solo? Can I make a request? And he said, he did a visual profile of you and said, depends on the song. He said, depends what it is. Like, I'm just like, I promise you, I'm not gonna request party in the USA,

but I'm a Cyrus. And it flowed perfectly in a set too. It's almost like he, I was like, was he already about to play this? It flowed perfectly. Well, he did a good job. He was such a good DJ that I was like, can we get his cards so he can DJ our next RT event because it was so good. Yeah, but the thing that BK was talking about, that was that barbs, which has been super missing.

Barbarales. Yeah, barbs. Not my house. Yeah, the barbarella, the barbarella. But that DJ, same night, was like, I think it might have been her first show or his, okay, I don't know if it's a man or woman. I saw a woman on stage, but there were a bunch of girls

on stage and I couldn't see who was actually DJing because there's like a couple did soup But like he or they they like at one point Stop the music by accident for like a good five seconds and you just heard the metronome Yeah, oh weird. We felt like we were in purgatory because it was a pot of it. No No, we felt like we're in purgatory because it was like it would be like Around like an even number seconds of a good song. So not even like a round number like a fiber attempt It would be like three seconds do do do Just one song and then it would and then he played after that the entire

Mickey So fine. I don't know all whole, that song's like seven minutes long. And we just kept looking at each other. Like I was like, I think we died crossing the street and this is pergatory area. You're just stuck here. We actually have that on this puk, if there is silence on this pukas for five seconds,

you hear the metronome. Should we do it? No. That's like, that's a nightmare of mine. That's like, I don't ask get stress dreams, but I do get stress dreams about Silence for long silence on this podcast and be like oh my god I think of a single thing to talk about Last week when you a true your brother

Trying to talk as I was doing okay, I'm dialing phone right now I think I think one second longer and you would have been able to hit the metronome. It's very possible. Yeah, that's an absolute nightmare. You were talking about, you mentioned something earlier and I maybe think about this, Griff. I watched the lobster this past weekend

for the first time. I don't know if any of you have ever seen the lobster. No, it's a Yorgo Lathamost movie. It has Colin, Farrell and John C. Riley in it. Oh, and what's your name, Rachel Vice? That sounds familiar. And Leah Sedu. The lobster.

That sounds really familiar. It's a strange movie. It's like a world where people need to be coupled up. And if they're not in a relationship, they go to a hotel and have 45 days to find a relationship and get into one. And if they don't, they turn into an animal. Oh yeah, I remember seeing an ad for that. It's a weird movie.

Which again, sounds like something Daniel Radcliffe would be in. When you were talking, it does. You were talking about that reality show and if they can only have straight people because they wouldn't know how to separate people. There's a scene that's early in that movie. Like I said, it's all about people are forced to find a relationship. This guy, it's the Colin Farrell character, shows up to the hotel because he's out of a relationship

now and he's about to start his 45 days. And they, and oh, so it's like if you break up with someone you have to do it again. Right. It's like you have to be married. And if you're not married, then you have 45 days to do this thing. Anyway, he shows up at the at the hotel and they're they asking like, oh, you have to be married. And if you're not married, then you have 45 days to do this thing. Anyway, he shows up at the hotel and they're asking like, oh, what's your sexual preference?

And he says, oh, heterosexual, I think. I did have a homosexual experience when I was in college. Is there a bisexual option? And the receptionist just says, no, that broke the system. And I was like, well, Jesus. By a ratio right there. So like on the spot, they're like, you have to pick one system. I was like, well, Jesus. I was like, fire ratio right there. So, like, on the spot, they're like, you have to pick one.

You have to go one at a time. Would you rather be classified as heterosexual and homosexual? I used to do it for the areas. I feel like 20 days straight, 20 days gay, and use those last five to choose. Easy. It's a really strange way.

It's the same director who did killing of a sacred deer and the favorite. Oh, the favorite. Which is one of my favorite movies. The favorite is a movie that I'm always meeting to watch. Have you never seen it? No, it's so good. Yeah, it's, that's one of the movies I bought. I think I bought like a 4K disk version of it after after it's like that in parasite as you'll full K discs. But you have a couple. I don't know I have a few more

Gus just has two acrylic like stands with a light over them and it's just those two areas when you walk into the for you of his house and they're just like all the fucking column and he's like hi welcome to my home these are my treasures which 4k movie would you like to watch? which would you like to have for me? which 4k movie would you like me to put them on the TV muted while we have polite conversation? I was in my closet last night and I guess there's like a like a close in that as you would be but it really like dampened the sound and the air conditioning was off and it was just so quiet

and I was doing something on my phone and I opened I was like scanning a QR code I opened the camera app and I could hear it. Really? I could literally hear the phone. Like when you took the picture, just... I just had it open and I could just hear the phone... The lens is moving. It sounded like if you play like a blank cassette in a tape deck.

You should see if your phone does it, because can you hear anything? Where would you listen to it? Like, just open the camera app. So you want to have the dead air that Gus is so afraid of what we'll do this? Well, my camera app is open. Oh, shit, I heard it. Wait, where do you, it's like a focus.

Yes, it's like a hiss. Yeah, it's like, can you not hear us? Oh shit. It's like a constant hiss. I thought it would just be like, brief. No, it's like the whole time. It just sounds like,

that's fucked up. It sounds like someone on the intercom is listening to you. Yeah. Maybe they are. Maybe that's my FBI agent. Yeah, maybe. Weird. I'm doing anything illegal, I promise.

I am not fairly. I'm curious which iPhones have that on this. And what the hell that's for? They're listening. Yeah, I thought it would just be like a motorized worrying. It's not. Yeah, because thought it was just being like a motorized worrying. It's not. Yeah, because I've heard like the, I've heard the camera. I assume the camera would hit me more of like a, yeah.

Yeah, I've heard the camera focus before, but that's crazy. That's weird. Did you do it too? I don't think so. Yeah, could you have a different kind of, you have a lot of iPhones. And then graph housing, what kind of phone is that? It's a Galaxy Z Flip 3. Galaxy Z Flip 3.

Yeah, listen, it's in your camera. I'm just listening. I hate that. Hate, don't care for that. Yeah, it's awesome. Speaking of gay shows, have you watched the last of us? No, when I heard that they flushed out what's his name's storyline. Yeah. They'll be not watched it. We got too tired to watch it last night. We were finishing

kaleidoscope. We had two episodes left and so we're like, well, we could finish this tonight and then watch last of us tomorrow or like vice versa. It was good. I heard amazing things about last night's episode and that like every single person I know who watched it cried their eyes out. It was really. And I'm like, great, so I will be in control for the next week. I was bummed when it started, because the other episodes had like a cold open. Oh yeah.

And that was really cool. Like it was stuff that wasn't in the game. Yeah. And then this one opened without that. And I was like, oh man, I was hoping to get, and then you watched the whole episode, you're like, oh, well that's, it was all, well there you go. Stuff not really from the game.

Yeah, everything, everything is a bummer. I will like zombie media. Well, it's funny because after that episode last night, Neil Druckman tweeted something like, who are you whole crying? That was the happy episode. Oh shit, oh my god. Oh my god.

Who directed that one last night? I don't remember, I saw the name, I don't remember. It was not Neil Druckman. Yeah, I think he only did one episode. I think it was episode two. Yeah? I don't remember. I saw the name. I don't remember. It was not you know, Dr. Man. Yeah, I think he only did one episode. I think it was episode two. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, he did do episode two, but I don't remember who did last night. It was not you know, Dr. Man. It got approved for season two, which I think is going to be the last of us two. Oh, like I'm doing right into it. Well, I in look in watching the trailers for the last of us. Yeah.

Show. I saw shots from scenes that look like they're from the end of last of us one. That's yeah. Like I think it's time. I think it makes sense to make season one the first game. Yeah. I'm just saying like they're not going to end it part way through. But season two is going to be the second game.

I just feel like they could easily get four seasons out of this. Oh, but the only time between the games and then ending the end of the second game. That's very true. Yeah, although I am a huge fan of shows that are just like a limited series. Mm-hmm. Or it's like two strong really good seasons. The ones over stay. Exactly.

That's what I was like really happy with Watchman. Yeah. It was like it was one season and it's what I was like really happy with Watchmen. It was like there was one season and it ended and I was like I love that. That might be the best thing I've ever seen. No, no. Please don't make any more. Awesome borderland. Oh, Alison, yeah.

Two seasons. Who keeps telling me to watch that? Chernobyl. Did you just have that one event at the powestation? That was it. No, no, no, follow it. We're living through Chernobyl too right now. We are.

It's the problem. The thing about that show was I liked it open tool open tool. I was like wait, why are they British? Genoaps yeah, so you can understand it, but it's in Russia Yeah, but everyone was British access. You ever see Yeah, there's a somewhere where Sean Connery is... You're the man now, Doug. The Russian... No. Yeah.

The Spiny Taurus. Yeah, but he's the other guy now. Oh, the guy, yeah. Yeah, the guy now. Sean Connery played a Russian submarine captain. Yeah, and uh... Yeah, I was watching that. I was like, is he really gonna speak Russian this whole movie?

And then they do a cool thing with the camera where another character who's a British actor, the camera like moves in on his mouth while he's reading a passage in Russian. And then he switches to English and it comes back out. And now you can understand Russian. I saw another show that did that

and it was like super cool. We started like, you know, in the language and then went to English. There's the great pretenders. It's a really, really good anime on Netflix. I think the creators said that you are meant to watch the dub. That's how they really wanted it presented. If you pick the English though, it starts the first episode in Japanese.

And then you see conversations between someone speaking Japanese who's then saying, who's then speaking in English to a Frenchman who's speaking Japanese and then switches to English. And then they do like a cut in the middle and they're like, from this point forward, we will be switching to English and then it just goes for the rest of the show.

And then the rest of the show is just English. It's super cool. That's right. What was the name of the show? The Great Pretender, which they licensed the, okay, Netflix is so fucking stupid. They licensed the song by Queen, but it's set for the outro of the show.

So, I don't know if you know this about Netflix, but it autoscopes the credits immediately. I'm like, how much money do you think they paid to license a queen song for something that they then autoscip literally every single time? I think that's all the ending once on the last episode. Wow.

I hate that feature by the way. It's sometimes, especially in the anime. And it's like immediately, it's like, I'm just like, no, no, no, wait. And then sometimes we'll skip ahead into the next episode and you'll miss like the first three words of a line and you're like, what, what's that?

Well, this is why I didn't want it. I forget which app does it, but they will play through, like they have the option to go like next episode, it won't automatically go into it. Like it'll get to the end. Is it Hulu? Yeah.

Which I hate it when Hulu does it, because I usually watch movies on Hulu. So then I'm just like, so then it's just like, ah, fuck, I have to find the remote, I'm just gonna start all the playing something on the scene. Has that ever happened to you where you finished?

Either it was like the last episode available in a show or like the end of a series or a movie. And then it goes into automatically a different show. And if you spaced out for two seconds, you're like, what am I watching? What is this? Okay, who again? Who Lou?

Who Lou doesn't want either watch what you want to watch? Because it is so, A, it's hard to find like the last thing you're watching. You're like, you really have to scroll down six or seven times to see the tile of the show you watching a great SEO. Yeah, great SEO. And then also it's forward down to the right from what you, and it's like, hey remember when you started watching this by accident three years ago?

Do you wanna watch it? Because that's what I have. Anytime anything ends on Hulu, it starts auto playing some random anime from like the 80s I've never heard of every single time in all of it. But you intrigued? No. You didn't, no.

Oh, I watched that now as well. We think this is relevant to your interests. Literally every single time. And I'm like, I don't want to see this. And it's like, okay, but like, you want to see it? I'm like, no. What if you don't know? It's just a warrior cat's adaptation you never heard of.

First of all, if there was a warrior cat's adaptation, I would absolutely go, okay. Several have tried, several have failed. There has been talks about it for years, rumors even. And it's never going to come to fruition because it's too weird of a concept. Although, I will say, one of my least favorite functionalities of any app, Disney Plus.

If you wanna go to a series page that you've been watching, you can't. If you- You just have to search again. Like, you have to search for it, because if you click on it, there's no option, like, some apps, like, if you hold down longer, it'll take you to the series page. Oh. Because there's some shows like, we jump around episodes, like if I'm like longer, it'll take you to the series page. Because there's some shows like we jump around episodes,

like if I'm like, oh, I feel like watching a season eight Simpson's episode or whatever it is. You have to search for it and go, but if you click on it in your menu, it just goes to the newest episode. Or like the next one in the series that you've been watching. Well, you will let you go back to the episode, you're in the middle of.

There is no perfect UI. There is not one company that does everything right. There's like, you could pull the perfect app. Who's the closest? I was gonna say Disney Plus, but I guess not. Well, yeah. But it's that, I feel like it's where I left it. That's okay.

If you're in the middle of an episode, yes. Like you could go there and it'll play from where you left off. But if you wanna go to the series page for any reason, you have to search for it again. You can't just go to your like, oh yeah, you know I've been watching, I've just talked about many times, been watching through the entirety of the Simpsons and I have this problem all the time because I'll be watching an episode and I'll think, huh, what about an old episode and I'll have to go back, find the series page, look for it, play it, then if

I'm done watching, I need to go back to the episode I was previously on, at least hit play again, that way when I come back to Disney Plus, it remembers here you were on this episode, not on that other one, you got sidetracked onto. That's a little annoying. I want to design a subscription video service, because I feel like with our, let's go to the tech bootcamp, combined experiences on all these, like,

I don't even know, 20 apps that you use. Yeah, I think like you don't look for a company that has its own app. Well, I don't just make it. Control, just the website at all. You can feedback. Oh, I do. I have to.

I also watch Disney Plus and The Simpsons on a TV where I use like the built-in native app on the TV. I almost never do this, but this is the one case where I'll do that. It's always worse. And it's the problem is that like I'll hit the menu button for my TV and then like Disney plus is like four to the right. So I'll hit one, two, three, four, and it goes boom. And like it's like all the way to CNN like, no, no.

Do you have a Samsung TV? Yes. OK, I have the exact same thing. I'll be like two left, boom, boom, boom., like nope, nope. Do you have a Samsung TV? Yes. Okay, I have big, sexy things. I'll be like, two left, boop, boop, boop. No, no, no, no, no. Then okay, one more, boop, Disney plus, great, enter. Boop, boop, boop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,? I'm gonna throw that on. It's like, no. Complaining about this. Have you ever experienced an Apple TV remote before?

Holy, with no buttons? The one, yeah. Well, it does have buttons, but like the top part is like a sliding heart. Literally the worst design remote in all of existence. I never use it. I have a Logitech Harmony remote that I replaced all of my remotes with.

It's like a universal remote you can replace it. But the problem is Logitech discontinued their Harmony remotes. Like what? Like two years ago or so they said we're not going to make those anymore. So can you not connect it to new stuff? You can still it still works. You just if it breaks or something happens to it, I can never replace it. And I'm afraid that at some point they're going to stop supporting the software. The software's already a huge piece of shit.

You're not gonna be able to get it. You toss all your remotes. No, I have, yes. No, no, they're in a drawer. I saved them all somewhere. I've been in real bulls and real bulls. Can you have that throw, I'm gonna be in the room.

What is it anymore? I'm being homily free of my baby. You can still bag just so you can buy off me. Yeah, they don't believe me. The day will come where my bro, where my bro's gonna break and I'll be like, I will spend a lot of money to replace this remote like second one now and put it

in that remote. I thought about it by the time they announced it they had already stopped production and it was like other universal. Yeah, you could buy and harmony is this one perfect for me. It's like it did everything I needed. It can control my lights like it has all kinds of like smart home integrations as well. Yeah, it could do a bunch of stuff. So like if you had like a switcher or something, it could set the TV to the right and put it so you switch to the right.

It could turn on the console, send the lights off in one of the lights. Yeah, everything. You could build really complex. Yeah, that's so good. Automations with it. I stopped doing that. I could Amazon Echo. How about then you talk to it and shit.

My home is very antisocial. My home is very audio driven, very vocal driven. I get embarrassed. Really? Talking to nothing. I like to make silly phrases that do stuff in case someone ever says it and then something happens. We actually realize this.

I think it was New Year's, right? We were talking about this because there was an episode of Anmi I was listening to. This was when Gus wasn't there. So it was New Year's, right? We were talking about this because there was an episode of Anmi I was listening to. This was when Gus wasn't there. So it was just. Non-canonical. Jeff and Eric talking about a bunch of stuff. And one of the topics they were talking about

is internal monologues. And they're like, did you know there's people who just don't have internal monologues? And both of them were like, that's so weird. What was it? It didn't mean. And I was like, I don't have an internal monologue. What?

And then I brought it up to Gavin and you're like, oh, that's weird. And then we were describing about what that meant. And you're like, huh, I guess I don't either. Yeah, because a lot of people will kind of, I guess, think in full sentences and even sometimes say them out loud and like, I'm gonna go up here

and I'm gonna go and get this thing and I'm gonna do, but, but, but, but, next I'm gonna do that. And it's like, I just exist in silence with nothing in my head. I just think of like, oh, I need to go and get this thing, but I don't think in a sentence, I'm just imagining where the thing is,

and then I just automatically go there. It's not like, I'm like, I don't have any running thoughts in terms of like sentences or phrases. And I never talk out loud like if you could watch me for a year and I lived completely alone I would never utter a word inside my own house. I think the only things I've ever set out loud to myself while I was alone is like fuck because I like hit my foot on something or like dang, that's it.

I can feel it in the low. I can feel it in the low. Doing something I definitely have like a running mile like like okay I got a great this thing and this and that. But if I'm just like sitting there staring at nothing, no it's like'm feeling very low. I'm doing something. I definitely have like a running mile. Like, okay, I got a great this thing and this and that. But if I'm just like sitting there staring at nothing, no, it's like, head empty no thoughts. I'm always head empty no thoughts, like 24-7. I'm feeling very low in the this chillyest tonight. No, but I mean, I feel like most people

I've talked to are like you though. Like where they do have just a running. I literally have to take pills to keep my brain from doing that. Yeah, from talking all the time. Well yeah, we were asking everyone on New Year's and we were the only two who'd. Every single other person, and there was like,

you guys are the most stereotypical. 10 other people there, or something like that. That's crazy. I literally like, from the moment I wake up to like, as I'm falling asleep is non-stop. My, hmm, you know the, you know the episode of the Bojack Horseman where the whole episode, this is internal monologue, you know the episode, you know the episode of Bojack Horseman where the whole episode, this is internal monologue,

it's that. Oh, yeah. I feel like you would know. But do we're probably the same? Because Eric was describing what it was like for him about how he would literally be like, all right, gotta go over here and get this and take that over there.

And then I'm gonna have to bring that over there and blah, blah, blah, blah. That's how it's exhausting. What if you for, to me, I just have like a visual checklist of like what I'm doing. Or it's like I know I need to go up and get the screwdriver so I could go and like fix that up and then take that. Like I know what I'm going to be doing, but I don't think about it in terms of- Did I send you that video I made to you where I was like walking around the right

to get everything out of it? I'm going to go over here and pick this up and... How do you play factorial if you're not thinking through everything in your head? I'm thinking it, but it's not, I'm just thinking of imagery, I'm just thinking like, How do you play Sturdivale? It's the same thing.

I imagine my brain is like a Sims Q. Without anything linking the together, it's just like, well, I can't do this without this, but I just see them in order. That's honestly the perfect way of explaining it. You're just the Sims Q. My inner monologue in my real life is the same inner monologue that I have

when I'm playing Sardew, which is like, okay, don't forget to go get the eggs from the thing, get the eggs, get the eggs, get the eggs, get the eggs, got the eggs. Okay, go make mayonnaise mayonnaise, go make the mayonnaise, go make the mayonnaise. Don't forget to go, oh shit, you didn't fucking fill the hay thing, okay?

So, I'm full of the hay thing. All the animals are mad at you. Get the siphon. Okay, I have to go down the marines and I have to get hay, but don't forget the man. I shouldn't start the mayonnaise. That's my whole entire, that's my day all the time. Yeah. But I feel like that's common, especially like you, ADHD, right?

Yeah. And I feel like that's very common with ADHD. Of like having to essentially say things over and over and over and over and over and over. If I don't, I will do it. Yeah. Even in that, what I just said, I was like, what did I start that with? Get the eggs. Like all of a sudden, I make a checklist like on my phone or like on a piece of paper of

like what I need to do. And that's just like, oh, okay, I gotta do that. Dude, I've got all of my calendars synced to my phone. And then I also have like, I have a full, like, physical, every year I buy a new planner, because if I don't write it down somewhere, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna forget. Yeah, it's not gonna get done.

Even if it's like not on your phone? Even if it's on my, because my phone doesn't mean, if I look at my phone, I close my phone, it's gone. If I close your planner, it's gone. No, if I write something down, I'll remember. But if I just type something or look at it, I won't, that's why when I took a notes in school,

I never had a computer or laptop, like even in college, because unless I physically write it down, it is. Shh. I feel that. Yeah, the stuff has to be on my calendar to remember it. And I even know I'll forget it sometimes. Yeah, I'll put like,

I just did a meeting. I just did a meeting today. You did during a lunch. I did during a. Yeah, I'll put like, I just didn't meet today. You did during lunch. I did, I did during, well, because we finished filming, I was like, I'm hungry. Also, to be fair, they put a meeting during lunch. So whose fault is it really?

Do you have like a set lunch time? New, like noon, roughly. You know when humans eat. I feel like our group do the same time every day. Yeah. We don't typically schedule stuff over that. Yeah. Didn't you guys used to always eat lunch together?

We still do mostly. Yeah. Yeah. Depends. Well, it's really working through lunch. You gotta do stuff in the office. But you know, basically everyone starts congregating around the same time.

Yeah. Normally I stand up and I say, I'm gonna go get lunch. If anyone wants to come, let's go now. Yeah. Like, Gus will stand up and just go, I'm going over, I'm going over by the Chipotle. Does anyone want anything over there? It's very do or die. Yeah, like Gus will stand up and just go, I'm going over, I'm going over by the Chipotle this, and you won't want anything over there. It's very do or die.

Yeah. In that moment of like, you need to have already decided that you want to go to lunch with us. Yeah, once Gus is decided to leave. That's it. Yeah. But I'm pretty used to get pissed in the Congress office that if ever you were like, hey, I'm doing this,

let's go. I would just get up and walk away like that same second, like no matter what I was doing, I'll leave all my shit off. That's what I do. I'll be the middle'm doing this. Let's go. I would just get up and walk away like that same second, like no matter what I was doing. I'll leave all my shit. That's what I do. I'll be in the middle of doing something. He's like, I'm going to be in the... Oh, gonna walk the issue with Gus. Yeah, that's what we're gonna keep, keep everyone waiting. No, we're not. Yeah, we're gonna wait for our, our, our, our you my Japanese girl food together. Hell yeah. Yep. What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with

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And normally during the week I won't eat meat, but I saw, I ordered a pizza from there. They had a veggie supreme pizza, and I ordered it. And I got it, and I brought it back and brought it to the kitchen over here. I took a bite out of it, and I ordered it. And I got it, and I brought it back, and brought it to the kitchen over here. I took a bite out of it, and I was like, there's sausage and pepperoni on this. Whoa.

Yeah. That doesn't seem right. It was your real vegetarian. And then I looked at the receipts and veggie supreme. So the next time I went to the HB, I went to the menu, and I looked at it, I was like, I know I didn't make this mistake. I looked at it, it only lists vegetables on the menu.

It does not list any meats. I think Well, the picture, it's supreme though. Usually has separate Supreme pizza that has Dan Grasheyev. Maybe they saw veggie supreme and thought like it was a supreme pizza with veggies. So then I ordered a veggie supreme again Yeah, and it was just vegetables. Oh, so they just no one got it. Yeah, they just fucked it up that one to toss it They just like brain farted on that one. You know, they're like oh, we're gonna put everything on that one. Yeah, so they just, no one got it up. Yeah, they just fucked it up that one to tossing. They just like brain farted on that one. You know, like, oh, we're gonna put everything on that one. Yeah, it's just a pretty,

like, put it, oh, we got one of those already sick. Put it in. Maybe this is the first time this guy's gonna eat meat in the years, we'll see what happens. I didn't even know, I took that bite. I've had everyone here so obvious on a pizza, it's like, it just didn't click.

I took a bite like, like, this is like, like, like, Surizo or whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, Surizo. Yeah, it wasn't, it was just click I took a pilot. Well you were like sure this is like like like Sarizo or whatever. Oh yeah, Sarizo. Yeah, it wasn't. It was just straight up meat. Cause the poison juice. So weird.

I'm just, you got that. No, I was just gonna say one time my friend, she's like vegan her whole life and she went to this restaurant and which was known for its vegan food, but they had a vegetable soup, but they use beef broth, and she literally had to go to the hospital. Wow.

Because she had such terrible stomach pains, because she hadn't eaten meats, and she was probably like, seven? Wow. Yeah, it was crazy. So, you know, it happens. It does. Even though the fucking vegetarian place.

Do you think it would be eventually extremely frowned upon to eat meat? Yeah. To the point where it's like. Like real meat instead of like lab ground? Yeah. Probably we were in that house. Yeah.

We get low on cows. I mean, we're ahead of that direction, right? No, we're all on chickens right now. Chicken. Which is- We're low on eggs. Well, that's it. Okay.

So I feel like, you know we joke a lot about the supply chain I feel like that's like the one thing that's like no, that was actually a supply chain issue that is rectifying it So it's because everything was so expensive that it was super expensive to feed chickens and it takes six months for chickens to mature To the age that they can lay eggs So for like sit for like a year-long period. they're paying like double for feed because of the supply chain issues So now that the chickens are that are becoming mature cost so much to raise the prices of the eggs growing up So it's less of a shortage and we're having to get the money back from the feed that it took to feed the chickens But then also on top of that

the biggest egg supplier like had a massive fire this week. Oh really? Yeah, so I guess the price is gonna keep going up. Yeah, because everyone's like, oh, it's looking out for a vegan flu, but it's not. It's literally just recouping money lost during the pandemic. And then it was a chicken eat. What was a wild chicken eat?

A wild chicken? Eat like bugs. They eat meat? Yeah, bugs aren't meat, are they? Don't they eat like, like, I would say, I would say, I would say, bug is meat. Do they have what? Don't they eat like corn? Yeah. I don't know why they get corn. I don't know are they don't they like have meat. I would say I would say bug is meat Really have what don't eat like corn? Yeah, I said I think he said he said a wild wild chicken. Yeah grass

I don't know what chick it is. I don't I've never been feeding you do you well I see like you should get it just bugs. Yeah, there's enough bugs for chickens are good enough to get enough Yeah, well, I guess with a bird's eat bugs That's a bird do wild Yeah. Well, I guess with a bird's eat bugs. That's a bird. Do wild chickens. Wums, yeah. I guess worms. For kids.

Yeah, there's a chicken to see whoops. Crickets fly as spiders, ticks. Caterpillar's grass offers, grubs and beetles. Bugs, bugs. Bugs. You're right, it's definitely bugs. But like, does a bug fed chicken taste better? I don't think so.

Probably not. It tastes like the worst. A bug fed chicken. Yeah. Yeah, if think so. I mean, it tastes worse. A bug fed chicken? Yeah. Yeah, if you just found a chicken like in the middle of nowhere, you just mudded it and it would be. I think the problem is if you eat like a wild chicken like that, it doesn't, one, it doesn't taste as good.

Two, you also run the risk of it's meat having parasites. Yeah, they're full of bugs. Cook them out. This is, chickens are omnivores just like us. This means that naturally, they would eat seeds, plants, insects, earthworms, and the chickens. Small animals such as frogs, mice, and even snakes. Oh yeah, they...

Dude, I bet a frog fed chicken tastes phenomenal. I bet that's the... Escargo. Oh no, wait, that's the... She's nailed. That's the juiciest chicken you're gonna eat. Because don't people say frogs taste a little bit like chicken?

Yeah. Well, the frog legs? Chicken fed chicken, but without legs. I thought that was a word for it. Oh my god,'re both thinking of escargot. Yeah, which is now. I remember one time. Also, yes. They just like chicken. The most savage thing I've ever seen is we were at Universal Studios. Is there my family and my dad was eating like one of the big old turkey legs. And he went to go get up to check on one of my sisters and then a flock of birds just like Soot his plate and we were like those birds reading bird. That's that's messed up. It's a birdie. We're a birdie bird

Moral baby They were and the same thing with them when I went to college There's a it's a very Atlanta joke, but like there's always like chicken wing bones in the ground Atlanta No matter where you go fancy area. just gonna see a lemon pepper chicken wing bone and those pigeons fuck those bones. They go fucking feral for chicken meat. And I'm just like, what if they met a chicken in the wild? Do you think they'd be like, I don't know,

fucking eat this guy? Or do you think they would just be like, I'm the way for it to die and then turn into like, can you turn, do animals turn in the, what's it when you eat that stuff? Scavengers? No. Conn, what?

Like what is a culture called? Scavenger. Oh, scavenger. Scavenger, yeah. Can animals turn into scavengers? If they're maybe desperate enough. Oh no, or there's like really horny to eat more chicken.

Oh, God. I'm a scavenger then. Horsesie. Have you ever seen the baby chick? Horsesie, yeah. Horsesie, have you ever seen the baby chick? Horses, eight chicks. Yeah, I have seen them. Baby chickens, like all the time you can't keep them together. I know.

I just suck them down. Yeah, with their lips and they go, yeah, they use their being all like, it's the worst thing in the world. It's the worst thing. The chick's so cute. Because like, you get a little chick and you see like, some of Pat's head and his head goes a little down.

Yeah, and then the horse goes, I follow a lot of baby chick accounts. So I'm taking Instagrams as eating them because human teeth are so cute. And this conversation is very disturbing. I there's like horses are the most fucked up animal. Their legs are fingers. They're articulated like fingers. That's why if they break like you know Rod

There was a YouTube video I was looking for the video. There's no YouTube video entitled why I feed my horses before I let the chickens out Horses or assholes you see the video There's like a goose and he's just like fucking, and the fucking horse just kicks the shit out of him. And it was- That goose probably deserved it. It meant horses' defense. Geese are assholes. No, but it wasn't like a Canadian goose. Oh, okay.

It was like a good old mother goose goose. There is a tiktok account called Ducks in Space. And it is the most adorable- That's the opposite of what we were talking about. We just have like all these little videos of adorable little ducks doing their little ducky things, being adorable, swimming around, being in little cups, being tiny or the horse.

Do when all the chicks have grown up. I mean, they still have like full duck videos. I think if I had to get a bird, I think I would get a duck. Yeah, I think so too. I like watching them eat peas. I guess so. They go, ape, she on peas.

That'd be a great slow moe. That would be great. I should do that. Get a duck and get some peas. You see the razor sharp teeth. They have teeth? Racer sharp, was that just geese? The ducks also have razor sharp teeth.

I don't think they have teeth. Geese have, razor. Geese have, just do not have teeth. G-Eats have teeth. G-Eats do not have teeth. Google it. Google razor-sharp goose teeth? The gusty. G-Gust teeth? I guess.

Goose teeth. How sharp are they? What? Sharp and then a wrist? They have a bunch of like, they're like, they're really tiny. Like, is that teeth? Yeah. What would it be? Goose teeth. Is that teeth are? Yeah. What would it be?

Good teeth. Geese, okay. A strange, Geese don't have teeth in the normal sense of the word. It is fucked up, baby. Teeth are made from enamel and these spiky looking structures are made from cartilage. But they're, but they're razor sharp.

They look like teeth. They have fucked up looking things in their mouth. It looks like a photoshop. The teeth on the tongue for Christ's sake. Yeah, it's birds are fucked up. They're dinosaurs, man. Geese teeth also called conical papillais are arranged along the tongue and can work with the bill to improve cutting.

You taught me something today. I have a little sister who's bitten by a horse because her foot, oh, it's gone. Oh, it seems like a fun story. It's like a feeling I got kicked by that horse. It's okay. And the Twitch Shads, the Kicked.

Swans are always out for blood too. Why the horse? Oh, the horses are assholes. Oh wow. I think this is going to happen. It's gone. It's gone. It's okay.

It's okay. But yeah, because I remember there's like, this is TikTok, I was like a viral TikTok. And there's like this woman and like the horse kept trying to unzip her shirt Yeah, and then feel the stitch didn't choose like that's not my experience of the horse when I was 10 a horse kicked me Like where I think it like in the gut. I think you like yeah I think you got who do you need by a horse wow her pelvis or something So I don't know. No. It's good to get kicked by a horse.

No, definitely not. No, they're in the worst place as well. Yeah, but Noah's good. Yeah. That was one of those funny rumors at my school. It's like one of the girls that did horse riding got kicked by a horse, but because it's like school children passing on information, they eventually ended up with,

we all thought her head had been kicked off. Kicked off. Kicked off. You know, how then they reattached it? Yeah, well, I think we all just thought she was dead. Wow. And then it was just, she's just kicked. Yeah, when she showed back up to school.

I just love like how unreliable kid information is. Oh my god. What'd you hear about Danielle? Go ahead, kicked off. Of course. Just clean off. Do you think a horse could kick a head off? No.

No. Who's off? No. Well, not like maybe all the touch to the point where it's actually like a technical. I mean, in the right angle, it could probably definitely snap your neck. I think it's it would be an internal decapitation. Yeah. That's the word I was trying to remember. Yeah. Also, I think it's University Santa Cruz, oh, my girlfriend went, they have this thing called Hank Watch, which was like messages to the students that this goose Hank was on campus. Keep in mind, they also had mountain lions,

but the scariest thing there was Hank, because Hank, he hated red cars, was he a turkey? He was some sort of big dum bird. And if he saw a red car or like another thing that he hated, he would like attack it. So if you had a red car, he would like attack you so you couldn't get in it and then also attack your car. Well yeah, a mountain line scared a big thing.

Like if a mountain line shows up, you get me to make yourself big and it runs away. Yeah. Geese, uh-uh, then give a fuck. It's a big target. Yeah. Sorry, I get it. Now they got more to prove.

He's your asshole. Can it the goose, hey, can the goose, post, they're doing a good job. Oh, by making them come out of them. They're doing service to immunity. Yeah, goose are, our no bueno. We got a lot of up in the, a lot of Canadian goose come to America.

What's up with that? But they're like us, they flock south for the winter. They see no borders. Yeah, they're sick of the Celsius up there. They don't even know that called a goose. What do they call it? What do you think they, what do you think they, what do you think they, like Brent, like Brent?

Like, like what does a goose think it is? Yeah, like Brent or something. Like do they have like names for each other? Like hey Steve. What if like no one named anything? What do you mean? Like when did that start?

Like people or things? Cause at one point a bloke was just walking around. Horse. Wasn't called a bloke and he just saw a bunch of shit. Yeah. Like when did he think, let us start filing these away. I mean, so we'll know what we're talking about. In the people and closest.

Adam. Do you think that was the first thing that said like name other things? Oh yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Whoever did was kind of an asshole though. Why? Cuz there's no consistency Why so many people I'm gonna use Geese plural of moose moose moose moose moose nope moose. It's just moose plural of mongoose

Mongu's mongu's is what I think it's mongu's plural of cactus cactus I'm gonna like nothing is Scrapping with the mongoose guy Should be monkeys. Yeah, but what if a mongoose came before a goose and you already decided on mongooses Mongoose is why did you say geese to the goose right? It's been from another language where the plural language is the same way stupid It's the whole world has I don't know Like we just don't I hate it. It's stupid languages tough man. I'm what about geese with honorifics

The origin of Manga's is from late 1600s early 1700s Marathi Manga's variant of mungus What's marathi? What must be some old language? It's to the dothraki fought for supremacy in the... It's an Indo-Aryan language, predominantly spoken by the marathi people in the Indian state of Maharashtra. I don't think of India when I think of geese.

Oh, no, this is mungus. Mungus. I do think of India when I think of mungus. Mungus is because of Mark R.I. for I want to know if there's any language that's existed where they didn't name things Then what would they do? How do you have language done just to like convey emotion or something but like they don't have Labels just adjectives Yeah, so I'd be like meet me on the big red sitting device? Meet me at that place.

Well, we're really happy. Yeah, which one? The one to the left. I think once you have language, like you have to start in the first thing you do. Yeah. Goose, I looked up the origin of Goose. It was from like the, I lost it. It was from like the year.

It was from the year. It was from the year. It was from the year. It was from the year. It was from the year. It was from the year. It was from the year. It was from like the year 1000. It was from like the year 1000. Oh yeah, here it is. Middle English, ghosts or goose. Old English, goose. Yeah. Real, real pro-fine, some clarity. But it's all spelled different.

G-O-S-E or G-O-O-S or G-L-O-S. As someone who is also learning a new language, every language is hard in a different way. They're all built in stupid, they're all special. Japanese is a whole different, every language is hard in a different way. They're all built in stupid, they're all special. Japanese is to a whole different, that is so hard. The alphabet you had to learn. Well, it's not even that. It's like six alphabets.

Shhh, fuck. Because there's like, here we go. We're going to do that. Katana. What's the called? Katakana. Kata-kana. I think there's like two or three.

Katji. Wait, why? It's six. And so I'm like, oh, I'm getting a good grasp at that. And then they'll throw in a kata con. Really? And I'm just like, what? What?

But it's fun. That's good. I love language. I think it's really interesting to try to learn more, to do more. Do you have a thing in a different language? Sometimes in Spanish. I remember when I was living in Puerto Rico at one point. There was a flyer.

I was reading. There was in Spanish. And I remember I read it and I was like, I don't remember what the English word for that is. Wow. I told you I do that with German with German sometimes where there's like certain like I am. If you heard me stutter on the stream today when you I said I don't I was like, oh, Barb, I never thought you were in like I stutter and I was like athletic, because that word, athletic, it's, no, it's because in my brain,

I think of the German words for athletics first, and then I wanna translate it phonetically, which, because it goes from like sports leash, and then I'm like sporty and like, no, athletic. So it takes me like, it takes me like an extra second to get the word athletic out. Buffering. And there's like, like random three words in German

that have embedded themselves like past my English. Yeah. And I don't know why. That's so weird. And it's not even the word I would use a lot. It's just a random word. It's just stuck in there for some reason. You wrote it down in just the right way.

You're in the wrong way, apparent. And now it's just in there. Yeah. That's so funny. Speaking of Europe, did I tell you that I did my 23nd meet-gav? You didn't tell me. Why would you tell me that? Because sometimes you're talking to kitchen.

That's true, sometimes we talk on a slack after we've won on a podcast. Yeah, yeah. Hey, guess what, 8% British, what's up? Nice, you're more British than me. Oh, yeah, you're Italian. Which is a bummer I wanted to be Italian. I think I'm like 10.

I was gonna say, 8% seems low for you. I think I'm like, I'm pretty low though. Are you be Italian. I think I'm like 10 I was gonna say 8% seems low for you I think I'm like I'm pretty low there. Are you mostly Italian? Yeah, I'm like 60% that's what I was hoping for But you know whatever that's okay. What's the biggest percentage? Is it like of your makeup? You've done 23 me before I kept yeah, I'm like 60% Italian. I've got like 12% Jewish ash can get. Yeah, I'm like 60% Italian. I've got like 12% Jewish. Ashkenazi? Yeah. Just a bunch of other like European crap.

Mm. Maybe we're related. Maybe. Maybe we're all related. Well, that'd be crazy. Yeah, we're all related. I think I could be. My biggest is indigenous American.

Get out of my country. Yeah. Oh yeah, so would it be like mostly indigenous and mostly Spanish? Yeah. It's like a 50-50 split. Indigenous American, 44%. Holy shit. I think I had 1% on that.

Yeah, Spanish, and for the journalist. That was a huge deal. 35.8. It's funny because I saw the 1% and I'm like, oh, that's like when people are like, I'm a 16th, I think that's 1% The 16th be like 6% Six times 16 is 96 wouldn't the hundredth be 1% yeah percent

100 Oh, it wasn't Yeah, I don't know math I don't know if I mentioned this. I'm a homosexual. We're bad at math parallel parking cars. Yep. It's this where we're in a stretch of bad weather right now. And I feel like everyone's doing that Austin thing now. Ever since February 2021, everyone freaks out here whenever it gets cold.

I think I heard that there were runs on grocery stores today. Oh, we saw it. We went to each eb to get food. Where do you think it was snow? No, it was freezing. It's 34 outside. Yeah, is it going to go to a buffet freezing?

No, because it's going to dip for like a half a day. Yeah, a month ago, it was way worse. It was like minus 10. Yeah. I think it's also way more. I, a month ago it was way worse. It was like minus 10. Yeah. I think it felt so wet by now. I think it's because it's the rain. I'm not worried about ice, not snow necessarily. But yeah, it was fucking packed.

Like it took us forever. There's never a line to check out when we go get lunch. And it was like back to the bread aisle. Oh my god. Or like the bread, the fresh bread area. And it was like, okay, whatever. And then I had a very nice conversation with this woman in line. She was quite the character.

She's a hair stylist. Her husband's on disability. And she learned a lot. Oh my God. How long was I guess it was a long conversation? If she was fantastic. I should have got her card. I don't even want to get my hair done.

I should have hang out. I didn't even think about people like flocking to the grocery store this week. Yeah. At least it's one degree now. No, 34. I just said it. I didn't even think about people like flock into the grocery store this week. Yeah, it's one degree now. No, 34, I just said it. All right, let's see. Here's, we know it's weird about Fahrenheit

and Celsius to me. What is, I am very comfortable using either, but for hotter weather, I'm better with Fahrenheit, and knowing like what X degree feels like. But once it gets cold, it's just cold. I don't know what 45 is or 38. I don't know what that is. Is because you only lived in a hot place

when you were in America and only a cold place. That's fair. Exactly. Exactly. So I'm used to the maximum heat being 27 degrees Celsius. How about you, Zach? It's like 80? What's the max, I just feel like, what's the max temperature?

No, like reasonably, like reasonably. Like what before you die? No, like in Celsius of like weather, what's like the max you usually, like in the hot planet. The hot. Yeah, it really goes with a 50 on the planet. With both 50.

Yeah, I think like, like, that's valley stuff. Some place like, I think I was in Israel once when it was like 42 degrees, which is like fucking insane hot. Your body is 37 Celsius. Is Celsius the linear? What do you mean? Cause like, okay, he said, who's the high as you said?

That I've been in? Zero is freezing in 100s, boy. that would. Well, zero is freezing in a hundred's boiling. And halfway, it's like. But that's like two hundred and twelve degrees. Right. But I'm talking about like in like, okay, in like, weather temperature, it feels like that jump from 20 to like 34 whatever.

It feels like it's like diminishing returns the higher you go. No, no, it's all linear, but it's just a very narrow band that you typically live in. Okay. And just like, I just feel like I need a little more fine tuning. So this is easy. Zero to 10, where a coat. Okay. 10 to 20.

20 to 30. That's definitely T-shirt. 30 to 40. No shirt. 40 or above. Stay inside. Don't. And below zero just don't. That's crazy. Well, it's blue. There's a coat. There's a hat. Okay. So is he 40 degrees of usable tempered? And also negative one in either is bad. It feels bad. Negative one Fahrenheit, that was very, very cool.

It's extremely cold. Negative one in Celsius is 32 to 31 degrees. And negative like, what was it? What's the one with the same? Negative 40. Negative 40 is where they even out. So negative 40 Celsius is negative 40 Fahrenheit. Yeah, how many Fahrenheit was it when British people

were freaking out and that dude was like, look how fast my ice cream melts. So it's like, it was above 35 35 right? It was like 37 38. I think England hit 40 for the first time ever last year. So 40 that's like a hundred and 15. Well it's 38 is for hundreds. It definitely wasn't that high in that video. It was probably like 72 degrees. And it was like look at this. And it's just this and I was like if this was Texas it would have melted before we took it out the wrapper. Yeah, definitely in Austin, it has gotten well into like,

the high 30s, low 40s. Oh, yes. I only use Celsius because I just refuse Fahrenheit because it's all the dough, what else uses it anymore, except for here. I respect that. But in the areas where I have to shut, what do you mean? It came before the metric system.

But everyone else got rid of Fahrenheit. How old is it? Did it come before the metric system? I think so. Or the Celsius. I think a lot of places that use Celsius use to use Fahrenheit. Huh. But if it's a shared temperature between me and Meg,

I only know it in Fahrenheit. So like thermostat, I can only control the temperature of a house in Fahrenheit. It makes no sense to me in Celsius. Yeah, I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see. I can't Yeah, I can't see anything else. Like body, weather. That's what I'm saying.

Temperatures of water or whatever. The juice is a little big. It's Celsius, the little shoe bigger. The difference between like Fahrenheit degrees. Oh, bull. Yeah, like if it's, if you're going outside and it's 74 degrees or 73 degrees. That's the same.

Really tell. But 71. But in your house, yeah, or apartment or wherever, you could definitely tell the difference. Oh, yeah, me and my girlfriend fight over 71 and 73 all the time. It matters. You'll both bonkers. Not matters. I do. I've always done Fahrenheit in my place of living. Even back home in Canada, we did Fahrenheit on the thermostat. They're almost as old as each other. Oh, or Celsius in Fahrenheit. Yeah, that play. Let's go to Kelvin. I thought so.

Really, really useless. Yeah, really just do it up. Currently it's one degree in Austin and negative nine and Ottawa. Oh, one degree Celsius. Celsius. Okay. Fair and high. It looks like it's first started getting used in 1724.

Celsius was 1742. So you can't say it's first started getting used in 1724. Salesiest was 1742. So you can't say it's really old. It's older than like a lot of places used to standardized Fahrenheit and no longer do. Hence it's old. In Ottawa this week on Saturday, it's going to be a low of negative 31. That's cool. That is in Fahrenheit. Sorry, I guess.

Probably similar like negative 25 or something. Yeah, it is negative 23, Fahrenheit. So whenever people are like, oh, I wanna live in the cold, I love the cold. And I'm like, you don't. It's really cold. It's easier to live in the cold than the hot. Ooh, is it?

Well, it's easy to be outside. You just wrap up. Yeah, what you gotta do is, when it's negative, take it off, you just burn. You literally can't move. You don't wanna do anything. That's just like, in your bones, you're cold,

and you're always cold. The worst thing about living somewhere cold is that the cold tap is really cold. Oh, you mean like the bathroom in the safe for it? Yeah, like brushing your teeth and not eat it. It's like, good, good, good, good. Well, in here, here in the summer, the cold water never gets cold.

It's like a warm tap. I was, we were the pattern with the same time, like washing your hands, and I was like, I feel like with this sink, you get like a health buff, but you get, you take 18 cold damage washing your hands because it hurts almost how cold that matters. You have to like,

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. The houses I grew up in, the cold and hot with separate taps. Yeah. So you'd have to like make it in your hand.

So you'd have to like take some cold. Oh, like all taps. Yeah. And then you'd have to put it under the hot. I mean, it makes it stutter. That's messed up. It's because hot water is not potable. It's not really. You can't mix them in the tap. When you had like it's I think I've talked about it for I think it's some like old wartime

Bill's where they had to keep a hot water tank that wasn't you think the hot water was more drinkable I think it's hard enough to kill oh Got boy lit speak of water. I have a question for you gaff because you have one of these bottles the one that puts the UV light in. They should pay us at this point. I won't say the brand name or show it to Cobra. But Trevor had asked me this question, because I got him one too. When we had the boil water notice, are you able to put water in one of these and use the blue light?

I don't think that's what that would be like. I mean, it's not filtering in. It's just like killing the bacteria. Yeah, but I think like particulates are still going to be in there. Right. Because they say like you could use these camping and then there's like a longer UV light feature.

Yeah. Because I feel like you're boiling water. I don't know. It's bacteria in that particulates. Because think about all the filters water has to go through. Even like your, don't like faucets have filters on them like Screen, but like if I took a if I took a little bit of Diarrhea poo and put it in there

Yeah, so if I clean diary put it and you blasted it over and over again You still wouldn't want to drink it right? Yeah, that's not mostly water. That's true But if you filter it if it went through like a A brittar A charcoal or something if you come out with that poo in it. If you shit in the brittar How many times do you have shit in the brittas How many you up a deck the brittas Sometimes you have to run through the brittas Free for a potable oh, sorry someone in chat says

Excess at 73 degrees. I don't want to see your power bill. It's not what you think It's what's wrong with that for power? Is that, are they saying that's cool? Oh, like it's gonna be too, like, yeah, like I want 73 degrees in, uh, like, the, okay, it's like 73 degrees in like the cool time, because I usually try to run it at, I, if I had my way, I do, I do it the economical way. So it's like 78 cool uh 68 warm so like it would start heating it if it got below 68 yeah but it would cool your house if it got above 78 yeah well no that's like what I set them to so like in the

summertime I haven't set the 78 cool winter time 68 warm but my girlfriend wants it warm well she just wants a colder warmer. So I'm like, OK, well, she's going to want to do 73 but if you do 71, because I won't get to see it. Yeah. That's what I was talking about. Also, life hack, life hack, anti-capitalism moment. Let's go. If you do budget billing, where they do the average of your bills,

what I like to do is I start the budget billing for my gas in the summer when I'm not using any gas for heating. And then the opposite with my electric in the winter when I'm using gas for heating. So that's a lower amount I'm paying. So I'm never paying for the amount I actually use come the next billing cycle. And then when they want to charge me a higher rate,

I turn it off and then I read adjusted. And then it's like it's cyclical. It's awesome. Very good hack. So it feels pretty low. Well, I hate to interrupt and I hate to bring this back, but apparently we have someone who's been researching the CDC update on the UV light versus boiling water. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's the verdict?

Do you want to, do you got that? Yeah, yeah. So reading online from the CDC is that UV light can clean and disinfect small amounts of clear water, but UV light does not work on cloudy water because of particulates. I guess it literally can't penetrate to the other world. So it's still boiling your water? Yes. Yeah.

Okay. So now we know. No, we know. Okay. No, I mean, like we weren't planning to do these bottles if we needed to. Does it clean the bottle or the water? What is the?

The water. The water. Because I've got the water bottle and I feel like no matter how many times I wash it, like, it's funny, pretty much don't. It just gets like half the water. The water bottle smell. That's actually the reason I got that is because I hate

fricking that gummy water taste and smell and I hate cleaning the bottle. Yeah, and this is great, especially if you are like me where you leave water on your bedside. I do. And you just like, click it, let it do its thing for a minute. Yeah. And then it tastes delicious.

Literally this morning, because I filled on my water bottle like dinner time yesterday. And I would go drink at this morning and I was like, I just cleaned this bottle and it tastes like, I think it's the flat. Is it tap water or you think? No, I have a water jug machine. It was the bread.

No, like it has the cold and the hot water. Oh, like a, yeah, like a water cooler. I have a water cooler, yeah. So it's filtered water. And it just goes gummy. It just goes overnight. Gummy, yeah. I think it's the plastic straw maybe.

It's like that in my showroom. Oh, yeah, you're using a straw? Cause it's a water ball that has a straw in it The straw is probably I think clean proper. Yeah, no, I clean the shit. Oh, I clean. Oh, I clean it up in the ring Get the little scrubby thing get up in there soak it soak the plastic with some little Dawn power wash It's pretty much it in there. It's pretty good to watch it in the next three years. I sent Gavin a link the other day.

Apparently, there was torrential rain in Auckland, New Zealand, I saw online. They got a month's worth of rain in 10 hours. Their airports were flooded. Their airport was flooded. When you say that, you think, it got a little wet.

No. No, it's like, like, standing water in the terminal. There were flights going to the Auckland airport that had to turn around and go back to their origin. Like, there was a flight from Dubai and a flight from Dallas that had to turn around halfway through the airport. So those people spent 14 hours in the air to end up back where they started?

Why didn't they just go to like somewhere else in New Zealand? Yeah. I think that- I'll show you, even. The only other option might have been Wellington, but either maybe they had bad weather or maybe the runways couldn't support that big of a blind spot. That's inside the airport, yeah. Or the runway might not have been able to support that heavy of a plane.

And they can't divert to another country because you need visas to enter a country. Oh my God. I thought you heard of the passport. No, like as an American, if you want to go to Australia, you have to have a visa. You have to apply online to get a visa. It's just permission to enter the visitor. Like the one that is a passport.

A visitor's visa, basically. Wait, what's the passport? The passport is what they used to authorize you. And then they attach the visa to your passport. Okay, I'm sorry, I don't travel. That's just like different levels. Well, now you know, you do. Yeah, yeah. So like with a passport, there are, that's kind of how people view the power of a passport.

Okay. There are a number of quite a few countries you can get into visa-free, but there are still some that you need a visa for. And Australia is one of the countries you need as an American citizen. That's visa-four. Okay. No criminal record. What you need as a market citizen. That's what we support. Okay. And no criminal record. What classifies as a criminal?

I don't know. Probably a fellow. But they know that they're very straight, like a lot of people, if they're banned from anywhere, they're probably banned from Australia. Yeah. I believe like- I'm glad you got kicked out of Japan in the 80s

for having weed. Dude, they don't fuck around with weed. They're about to legalize it. Really? And where? Japan. Japan, right? When you slide a Japan, you literally, like, they,

like, I always see, like, if you're in an airport and you see a dog, it's looking for a bomb, that drugs, you're fine. But like, in Japan, they have, like, they'll take, like, if you have, like, let's see, you're fine with a pack of sour patch kids, they will literally dump it into a thing and like, swab it to make sure it's not weed. To make sure it's not like weed dumps.

Like an edible? Yeah, it's the crazy strict. I went to Singapore and the very top of the form you fill out in all caps, red letters, said death to drug traffickers. Holy, well you're not trapping it, it's repersonally. That's for them to decide when to kill you. Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna try to.

It was scary. I was gonna try to traffic this one joint across the country. It's like, uh, when I went to Mexico for marital wedding, my bag got randomly chosen. And they were like, they pulled like a face map because I was at home first. Yeah. So I went to Georgia for Christmas and then I flew the Mexico with all the same luggage. And And they pulled my bag and they were like, what's this? It was like a face mask. And I was like, oh my girlfriend was like, it's a face mask.

Cause they thought it was her bag for some reason. And they were like, um, CBD in this. And it was like, no, it's just a charcoal face mask. And they were like, interesting. And then I, they're like trying to free you out and see if you crack. And I'm like, that's crazy. Because like, you can literally just like,

when once you get the Mexico, it's just a free for all. And then they don't check your bags coming back into America. Really? I didn't get, no. Wow. I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say, no. Yeah.

It seems like an oversight. Yeah. Maybe a little bit. Have you ever seen the show? It's like border security. Yeah, I feel like you guys would love that show. I've seen quite a bit of it. They do one for Australia.

They do one for Canada. Is it just the pulling bags? It's basically just like a documentary crew following border security people. Where they're like pulling bags and like catching people who say that they're like coming to visit, but end up like they have a job lined up in the country that they're going to.

Oh, it's like, oh, so you came to Australia for a day. Yeah. And now you're leaving where we five Rolexes. Oh, yeah. What's going on with that? Oh, it seems off here. So, uh, it seems in your bag. What are we found?

We found a vanilla envelope full of resumes. What are we found? We found a Manila envelope full of resumes. What? What? You said you were here for a week for a pleasure. What is that? Olympic go-carting. That's not real kill. What's this mask?

Any CBD in this? Yeah, CBD in this. And there wasn't, but, Oh, God. Like, in like coming back, I panicked because I bought 800 milligram ibuprofen in the pharmacy uh-huh because in America you can't get an 800 pill But if you take 800 of the 200s it'll fuck your tummy up because there's not the same coding that they hundred has Yeah, and I was afraid that they were gonna pull it for my bag dude when we used to go it's the laws have changed But whenever we would go to

Australia, yeah, there was a specific cold medicine I like to buy because it actually worked oh because it had coding in it Hell yeah, I'm not gonna abuse this but I would if I have a cold or if I need this It's good to have and then the last one of you want to be really cool when hanging out with a rapper one of the last times We went to Australia Like the law was changing that week And they were taking it off of the shelf I was like going to pharmacies trying to find as much as I could I've gone through it all since then because I was several years ago. Yeah, I remember it was coder all coder all About to expire and you're like I don't have a cold was several years ago. I remember it was co-draw. Co-draw? That's what I was like.

That's about to expire and you're like, I don't have a cold, but I might go to the movies. Yeah, just sipping it like Chris. I would share it with people. Like, oh, do you have a cold? I've got the best. I've got the best cold medicine. What do you want?

What do you got? I can't cough if you don't tell. You might owe your friends there at the same time I've ever called. Yeah, cold, right? Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold,, but yeah, I think they, I think one of the last times we went that they, they changed a lot and you couldn't buy it over the counter. That's right. Or you're going to need a prescription for it.

I was able to buy, I think it was Tylenol that had Cody in it. Oh, fuck yeah. Over the counter in Canada. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't think that's a way of anymore. There's like a lot of drugs that are easier that you can get over the counter in Canada that are like either prescription only

or illegal in the US. It's like, if you ever seen those people, like Americans will go to like Japan or something and like romanticize like the fucking 7-11. There's just one couple. They're like German or Swiss or something. I don't know. but they'll be like,

my first time shopping at a Sam's Club. And like those. I pitched this idea to you. Remember years ago, I called it, we could make like America core videos. I want to make America core videos still though, but it was like the one thing that they were actually, like it wasn't doing a bit.

She was like, look at this bottle of, it was like ibuprofen, and it was like a 400 pack bottle ibuprofen, and apparently over there, you could only get like a 10 pack at a time. And then she was like, this is 400 and they were like, that feels illegal.

Like that was like a genuine response. Because why would you need that much? I do. It's a lot, that's a lot. But you buy one and then you buy another one five years later. And it's $ lot. But you buy one and then you buy another one five years later. And it's $2. Yeah. We should wrap up here pretty soon.

Before we go, there is a housekeeping. I wanted to do real fast. You may notice, we did a test a couple of months ago, I think back in November, with dynamic ad insertion on some old podcast episodes. Do you want to explain what that means to people? That's for back catalog episodes that didn't have a full run like all the ads on them. We could insert ads in them now.

It's like watching a video on YouTube or there's just a dynamically generated ad that would pop in. So let's say there's a podcast episode where we did two ad reads, it's like, oh, you can insert a dynamic add into there one more. And the test went well. So we're going to start rolling that out. And this is great for shows like Tales from the stinky dragon, which never had

ads because it was a new show and had no add reads. But because of the way that it works, people are finding that show. And because of the puppets, because of the puppet videos videos and it's getting a lot of views with no ads So since they were none in there now on the the podcast platforms can dynamically put ads in there so you're gonna see that rolling out probably over the next couple of weeks We're going to do our we're going to do our best to try to Restrict the kinds of ads you can't totally pick and choose the ads that show up on there. Because they're picked by the platform.

Yeah. So it's just for audio. It's just for audio. So it's just like on YouTube how we ban certain categories of ads. We're going to try our best to mimic that. Can we ban on audio platforms? Can we ban that one? Texas radio station that's always doing insert ads?

Yes. Talk to me about it. We'll figure it out. And we're also going to do, we're going to look at them and see how many ads were done on them and how many slots are available and do our best to try to get it all lined up where it's the appropriate number of ads on there. Can you replace old ads? So maybe down the road, that's something that we could do. As it stands now, I don't think so, but it could be. So that's something you'll see.

You probably won't notice much of a difference. And if you're on first or a premium listener on whatever podcast you're listening to, you will notice it all. But just wanted to tell people before they started seeing it in the wild and before I don't know, people misinterpreted things maybe. Or we just wanted to make sure that you had all the information and that you knew

What was going on with that? I think it's great. It's something I've wanted for a long time. Most podcasts that we're to do that Yeah, I've been I've been dying for us to do that just like we said we have over 700 episodes here Jesus Thank you dragon has dozens of episodes that never had any ads on them. Yeah, it's a way to Just recoup some of the cost of making those shows. Yeah, because, you know, everything, you know, for example, stinky dragon, Micah is our writer and, you know,

he edits the show and works a lot on it. And we want to make sure that we pay him properly and everyone who works on all the shows we do here. And stuff like that really helps those shows continue on and actually like be able helps those shows continue on and actually be able to keep going. Yeah, I was looking at Tesla and Sticky Dragon actually and then over the last 90 days,

the most downloaded episode was episode one. Hell yeah. That's what you want, right? That's the best case. Which is crazy because it's not like our most recent episodes are declining in downloads. Like they're going up too. It's like a wave.

But yeah, and you can see. So that means as puppet videos come out, you can see waves go through from the first episode through to the current content. It's just a strong episode one. It's good. I like it. I think it's really good.

It's a really good setup. So I think episode two is the stronger of the first couple episodes. Because I think episode two we're really getting into it at that point. Like the first episode, we're still finding our characters and like figuring out what the scenario

of the whole situation is. Yeah, I think it's a great story. And I think you all really jump into it well. But anyway, just wanted to make sure you guys were aware of that as it comes out. But yeah, that's it for this episode of the RT podcast. We'll see you guys next week. Bye.

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