Rooster Teeth Podcast - I've Seen Fast and Furious - #543

Episode Date: May 7, 2019

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10 years. I'm also 10 years. And I'm still Gus, 10 years older. So 10th anniversary is a tin anniversary. So it's flying that. What do you point to your head when you say 10? Cause it's got 10 foil hat. There's no such thing as 10 foil.

What are we in the 1930s? Which is 10 foil. This is 10 foil. I went out of my way to find 10 foil. It's aluminum foil. Feel it. Does that feel like aluminum foil to you? It doesn't, doesn't.

It doesn't. It doesn't feel like 10, it feels like plastic dumbass. It's got a 10, it just annoys the 10. Do. I'm just gonna take, well, this is noise that's in there. Do we still have the boxes there? Uh, he's somewhere. Contain's no tin. Could I keep this for an ASMR video after the show?

I don't know. Christa Meyers, quick. What? Periodic table of elements. What is the atomic symbol for tin? Uh, tin? No. P.

You are correct, it is me. It's a weird one, right? It's a weird one. It's right, it's right. Ellie, no, that's lit. No, that's not lit. Ellie, Ellie. What is it Gus? Is it SN? It's SN.

As far as I recall, it's SN. A tin foil hat. For cats. For hats for cats. For cats for cats. Okay, hold on a sec here. Please replace after six weeks. Let's get it, let's get it. Let's put this on the cat for that long.

We have a model cat right here. So what I heard about that cat. Dump the cat. Gus has this like a little stuffed cat. It dumps his band on the podcast before with you. You can address him by name. This has a lot of weird, weird warnings on it. Do you not leave pet unattended with the hat?

Yeah, you don't want to do that, Trotter. This product is for cats only. Don't put it, do not put it on the dog. But these are different, that's a cat. It also do not use unsimmy's cats ever, really. Like why not? What's up with Siammy's cats? Their chockers are aligned at a 45 degree angle.

My head feels blocked, they're satellite. You can think clearly, right? No, my head feels warmer. Well, you know, you know whatever they have like emergencies, they give you like foil, foil blankets. So they do. I had a couple of those. I initially went to just buy foil hats for us.

And after I bought them on Amazon, it was like related products, foil hat for cat. Well, I fucking gotta get that. You gotta get something for dumps. Yeah. It says this block's dog ESP. I just spit big time when I said that. You spit.

I can't tell if this actually does no ingredients or like materials. It's a big letters. Tin foil hats for cat. Tin foil hat though, they're probably saying is like a category of hat. Like you got your tinfoil hat on. If someone accidentally spits on you,

but then they don't acknowledge it, is it weird to acknowledge it? For you to say, hey, you just spit on me? Yeah, I was like, they're just having, you know, and then I'm like intentionally spitting on you, is it like, I said, no, no, but Bernie said, oh, I just spit, and you acknowledge it, you didn't even spit on anyone.

I would never have known, but Barbara went through this over to you. I think I've spent more, like, a thousand times in the last 10 years. And the problem is, is that I'll acknowledge it just by laughing silently over there. You like me? Because the great thing is, if you're talking to me, you'll spit on me.

Gavin will see you spit on me. I'll feel it, and you'll just keep talking. So we're over here laughing as you're just continuing on. It's an audio podcast, so. We can't continue with that. Can I go through a very, even though it says an audio podcast, a decidedly unaudio bit. Sure, we have something to bring out

after you tell the story. Okay, I hope this is okay to talk about. I hope it's not. About a month and a half ago, six weeks for our international viewers. They redesigned our entrance to the... Oh yeah. What, who designed that?

Why isn't that way? It is the worst. I know why it's that way. Explain why it's that way. It's because the gate had such a far distance to close and open, so it would oftentimes, while it was closing, I would wait for a break. I'm gonna attempt to draw this. Fucking still talking. I'm gonna tend to draw the spills.

Fucking still talking. I'm gonna wait till he's done drawing. No, no, you keep going. Okay, here's the problem. I get that. Why did they cut it off on the left? You come up to scan, you scan, and then you have to go to the right.

I don't know. Well, they couldn't have cut it off on the other side. I'm gonna microphone. Okay, son. Wait, wait. This is an audio friendly. Immediately turns the microphone away. And I bust that a whiteboard too.

All right, so here's the deal. Why are you drawing it that way? Because it's, you go up into the complex. You draw like this? So you're drawing the gate. That seems easier for me. Is there one okay with the orientation of the whiteboard before I begin?

For our audio listeners, we're going portrait and settle landscape. I think that's fun because the TV that can effectively show this now. Okay, here's the road out here. This is the road that you come in on. Then our driveway comes in up to the gate. Our gate is a fence.

Now it's a fence where this is fence and then this is moving gate. That's what that is. That's the symbol for moving gate. So, let's say D and D symbols, we door. Okay, so the thing goes in like this. So that's the symbol for moving gate. So, I'll put a little, let's say D and D symbol, so you door. Okay, so the thing comes in like this. So, that's the secret door. So, this is the road and this is two lanes.

So, your car comes here. The car reader is on the left side over here. This is where you get in. That's where you swipe in. You got to swipe, because we have a very secure facility here. Then this side, so. If you don't swipe in five seconds,

let's try to proceed here. So, if you're listening to audio on the left side, that's where the card reader is. On the right side, that's the side of the gate that opens. So you got to pull up your swipe your card it opens, then you got to pull over the right, but that wasn't enough for them to misdesign this thing. Then they've got this entire inside lane here

is all striped off like this. So you're not supposed to drive. I'm talking about that. I'm talking about that. I'm talking about that. There's an arrow that directs you from the swipe directly over the striped area. They're like, don't come here like that.

Right. Like the arrow says, after you swipe, go this way to the do not enter area. You're not supposed to park there. And then you're not supposed to park there. And then to make it even worse, this is the, everything's got slashes. This is the little pad that you have to gland on

in order to open the gate, going out. So then you gotta go through the stripe here and get it, it's just the worst design. It's like, I don't know who these guys, sumi, these guys, they built this gate, and they redid it, what point did they go? Yeah, we're done. This is good enough, you know what I mean?

Somebody must have looked at it and gone, this is completely wrong. Cause it's not intuitive in any way whatsoever. Maybe just one side of the gate broke and they were like, let's just make it seem like it was purposeful. Which side broke going in or going out? The left side of the gate going in broke.

So only the right side opens. Chris, it's one gate. Well, it used to be a long gate. A long gate. And it would go all the way across, but now they're like, add this and breaks too much. Let's just make half of it. A shorter distance to open and close, right.

Someone in chat who is this Samuel Albroso says, Bernie's wearing a 10 foil hat and scribbling garbage on a white board with a wrong orientation. I didn't help but think this was a natural progression of things after 10 years. It is. That's where we ended up. This is where we ended up. This is where we ended up.

Next up, the government. Give me some red strings. I'm gonna need red strings and thumbtacks. But instead of red strings and thumbtacks, we have something a little different. What do we got? You got that thing you want to bring out? Where's it? They're just gonna bring it over.

Now listen, I want to point out something else to you before Eric brings us out. You guys, this was supposed to be the steak off podcast in addition to it. Eight minutes. That was eight minutes. That was eight minutes. What happened? We had a pool going to see how long it would take you to bitch about not being the steak off podcast. Yeah, of course. I'm gonna say you win. How much did you get? He's getting money I To be fair I bet that you would say it as Gus was introing the show Hey throw him under the bus. That's what I thought Nicholas. Who was it that what when we went to the live show downtown? I walked in and they were complaining about me when I walked in I just stood behind him complaining about me not ordering food or something I forget who was though. I mean I didn't forget their break in my brain Who well it guys who was though. I mean I didn't forget their break in my brain Who was it guys who was that? I walked in that go wise no food is like is Bernie didn't answer is slacks

I was like oh it was There we go that's I think it was Brian. He's not here. They starved to death all right So you're complaining about the steak off. We were bringing this out before before that Fuck is I remember tonight. Oh my God. That's awesome. That's a cake for me. Wow.

What does it say? It's a big deal for 10 long years. Thanks for 10, it's a big dick cake. Thanks for 10 long years. We're the hand holding it. It's not a long dick though. Where's the hand? You see the white hand?

Oh yeah. Is that string cheese? Yes. Oh there it is. Wow. I don't know what this is. That's a present. You never got a present.

I don't know. Who was that from? That's from us. That's from us, right? From us, right? To you. Wow. Who made that cake?

Did you all require? What does it make you? Yeah, make it a bakery for that cake? Oh yeah. I had like a background and there's a place. Yeah. Like a bakery. That's that cake. Oh, yeah. I had like a background and there's a place. Yeah. Like that's your head party. That's your party.

That's true. It says it's a scientist. It's a Ristief podcast 10th anniversary celebrating two decades of podcasts. Yeah. Cause we're over 10 years. It's almost three. It'll be three in 2020.

No, because here's why we started in 2008. Correct. That's one decade. Then now we We started in 2008. Correct. That's one decade. Then now we're in the teens. Correct. So that's the second decade. Yep, you're right. Over 10 years, so we've started our third decade.

Over 10 years is second decade. That's three decades. I just rattled off. In 2020, it'll be three decades. Three decades. We're in our third decade. Three decades is still over two decades. That's beautiful.

It's a thing of beauty. That's a lot of thinking for, because it's like 10 years, two decades, it makes no sense. What are you gonna do at that time? We're gonna put it up somewhere, put it probably put it on the set back over there. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm like, too many, not enough. We're all in agreement though, Chris. It's too many podcasts. It's too many. It's too many. It's a lot of podcasts. And what point did it become too many? Uh, five.

Do you think five years? No, five podcasts. I don't know if I'm supposed to five. I think that's, is that when I took over? You did the first few. You did, I did like the first six. Okay. Something like that.

Number six. We're also way more in your mid and when I did them. By you doing them, you mean like audio mixing and stuff? Yeah, I would add them in everything. Yeah. You set up the mics and corral everyone to do it. I get the first question. I get the first question.

Can I have one point too? Really? What else first things did you do? Or should I do? I'd prewant everything. Yeah. Oh, it was like, you're gonna be the first to eat a dick? I would not be the first to this company to eat a dick. I would not be.

Is there a vein on that? Yes. I want the vein. Give me the vein. No. I can't, I can't partake. Not because it's dickshade. Chris, do you want dark meter white meat?

But what's that weird what's that weird? Little I think it's a thing that's a thumb and those are fingers. Oh, look at the top the weird Four fingers on the other side. I thought it was strange. Why is there a single cupcake? Oh, thank you if you want the lockers is it car free? Do you want a head shaft or balls head? That's the dark meat. Most sensitive area. Oh God, I can't watch this. Gus is cutting. Well, how you? You're a boy now. Worst circumcision ever. Missed completely. What is it? Chocolate or vanilla? It looks like chocolate. I'm going a musician ever. Mist completely. What is it, chocolate or vanilla? It looks like chocolate.

I'm gonna take a little bit of liberties with somebody else's social media presence, if I may. Because usually I leave, we tend to leave people in the company alone with their social media stuff. Is it, yeah. Gavin did a thing on Twitter that I noticed where he made a circumcision joke, and I still can't remember what the hell it was.

Maybe it was something he did in a video. he got called out like the guy with an agenda who was very anti-circumcision went after Gavin about it saying, you can't joke about these things. Again, I was like, no, I can joke about whatever you want to. It doesn't mean I agree with it. But then he then dealt with this problem where pro circumcision people saying, yeah, Gavin's right, circumcision isn't bad. He's like, I'm not saying that.

I'm not pro circumcision, I'm just saying I can make jokes about things that are counter to my own beliefs. I can tell, I can also read through it all to Gavin, it's like, why did I get involved? Right, after a point, you're like, you get no value out of it, you're just arguing with people on the internet.

Why did I get engaged? But then you're second there, because then if you stop responding to like, oh, I guess you have nothing else to say about this, so I want the argument, and it's like, very true. guess you have nothing else to say about this. So I want the argument. And it's like, very true. I just don't want to keep engaging. Very true.

But I would say this, it somehow has a comedy a lot. And I think we've talked about it before, is that comedy is based in dark stuff. It's based in stuff that's conflict based. It's like, there's nothing funny. There's no sitcom about a guy who's got a great life and lives in a big house and has lots of money. That's just not funny.

You know, a guy who's struggling, you know, like always sunny, people who feel who are just like dealing with conflict, that's funny. So that's darkness. It's just when comedians get around to your particular neck of the woods of human darkness, then you get offended. But you're fine laughing, like I used to read versus blues,

an example we talk about this. This characters are all idiots, they all have these horrible traits, every single one of them. But like Caboose is probably arguably the funniest character in the show, you know, at least on paper. He's a fucking idiot.

Being an idiot is like, everyone's laughs, like, oh, it's so funny, such a dumbass. Being a stupid person is like, it cripples your whole life. Blaming me. Blaming me. It's a bad thing. And if you were dumb and knew you were dumb, it would be a hard

ship in your life. But it's one of those things you can make light of it. And it's funny. It doesn't mean we think people should be stupid, you know? It doesn't play in the same way. I agree. Don't get offended when people get around to your neck at the woods of human suffering. You know, that's always the best podcast material, conflict. Oh, geez. Getting mad or arguing about something. You know, what are the reason best, uh, best podcast material, conflict. Oh, geez. Getting mad or arguing about something. You know, what are the reason? There you go. Good, good.

One of the reasons why I wanted, uh, to move the podcast closer to the end of the work day so that people could come and air their grievances with each other on the podcast. Because I think that's actually very therapeutic to be able to do that. I like the fact that we were working in a, in a office or a workplace where people can go on camera and yell at each other. The way I've always wanted to yell at people that I've worked with and I know they want to yell back at me

and it's like we can do that here and it's like then you can just walk away and be. Everyone's okay. What are your grievances with us? I haven't, I don't really have any. I think I error them on a regular basis. Every Monday between five and six thirties central time. Gustard probably named my grievances with him more than I could at this point. Maybe. Yeah. I know when they're coming. I mean, we knew it would be ready for your

steak bitching. He didn't even bitch about it though. He just mentioned that we were supposed to do it. I thought it was a ruse. I did. I thought it was a ruse. I thought you guys were trying to pull a fast one because on the two timestime stake champion. And I thought that you and Eric got together and were like conspiring hats, conspiring. They called me, they texted me this weekend. Did I respond to that text, Eric? Yeah, I think. Yeah, you got back to me on whatever I sent you.

Yeah, there you go. You're welcome, go fuck yourself. So I thought they were conspiring to say the stake-off was not gonna happen. And then I was gonna show up here with no entry. And they're like, here you go. So the guts could finally win by default. The two best words.

Default. By default. So I was going to say, if people like the podcast, they can come to RTX where we do a live version of the podcast in front of a big audience. So that's happening this summer, July 57. And we actually just started the thing where it's not going to be promoted anywhere else. But if you're a podcast listener or a podcast viewer, we actually have a special code you can use for 15% off.

Oh, there it is. They already got it. 15% off of a weekend badges. So July 57th, come down, see us. And we're not going to be wearing the hats there. We should. Tell you what, if you come to Austin for our TX, and once you take pictures with two things, that fucking door that's still in our construction

I care for. People send me photos of that door all the time, and also go and go to see our gate and see this stupid fucking setup and take a picture. You're not doing that, you're not doing that. Take a picture of them to the office. Take a picture with the big stage five. People do that all the time.

So I just stay outside the gate. Right. The gate can't get in there. You can't get in there anyway. It's a confusing gate too. So that's part of it. You may want to stay outside. It's an extra security.

It's like people can't figure out how to get in. Then, you know, then we're safe. They just get up. Yeah. We actually just filmed a promo video for RTX today. Oh, I've got a grievance about that. Why? Because you're not in it?

I am in it. Oh, I know. The script had me playing quote unquote, old man. And I thought, oh, I'll show up and they'll have wardrobe for me or they're going to have make up like a great wig or something. No. Just you.

They just had me in my regular clothes with no makeups playing old man. I was kind of insulting because I was like, they're like, okay, we're ready for you. Gus, they're like, oh. Are you? Oh, okay. We're just okay. We're doing this. To be fair, we did change the script to say adult instead of old man. Because everyone was supposed to be playing kids. Like we had Chris and Blaine and Jessica and Chad playing kids. And then everyone else in the office looks older than them anyway.

So, you know what I got? I got injured. Chris did get injured today. I'm enjoying that. It was one of the most painful injuries I've ever had on a set. Really? Yeah.

How do you think you maybe you got a concussion? No, because that's a very damaging injury. Why don't you tell Bernie how you got the injury? I got a potato in my eye. You got potato in your eye? Go on. Do you want to guess at this? Let me think about this.

I was just trying to. So, but I'm going to take a wild guess. The Chris was looking very closely at a tater tot. And then he got a chunk of it in his eye. Yeah, close. It was just a raw, you know, you know, what do you call it? What do you just call it big potato? Just a potato?

Just a potato? I just, I don't have, we're not on a first name basis. Anyway. A truer? So I had a potato and I was like balancing it on my forehead in between takes or I don't remember. I think it was during a take. And a piece of the potato, I guess a potato like flake fell off.

It was a potato. Like yeah, it has like dirt and like dust on it. Wasn't a potato, guys, it was a big potato. It was a really big potato. A big potato place. It somehow fell off and hit me in the eye. And I've had everyone get stuff in their eye. This was in my eye for like 30, we had to like shut down

the production. We had to change shots and everything. Because I couldn't get this potato out of my eye. We thought we were gonna lose you for the day. I did too. I was like, I was like, slushing my eye with water, trying to get this potato flake out of my eye and thinking it's not getting out.

Are you sure you got it out? Because potatoes can grow anywhere. Whatever you start to see, like a little leaf start to sprout out. Like what have you got in there? Did you, was this an urban legend about the kid who stuck the bean up his nose and started to sprout? I heard that about watermelon.

Watermelon, yeah. Watermelon is a turtle cat, yeah. Never heard that. I read, yeah, you swallow. Yeah. What's that Russian dude who had a fir tree growing his lung? Yes. That's true, right?

Yes. That's fuck, that's scary. Yeah, like breathing pollen and he had a fir tree that started to grow in his lung. That's pretty wild. Pretty fucking wild. Because the human body is just, where would you want to grow plants?

In my yard. Yes, preferably. On your body. Somewhere on your, you have to create up a little garden somewhere. Oh, I would do like the little gap right here in the shoulder, like in the clavicle red. If you just put some dirt and some water,

get like a little pecan tree, like, reach out, pecan tree. But they be little pecan tree, like reach out, take a little pecan tree. But they be little pecan, that size. I mean, this is already called a bush. Yeah. So, just a deflour or real life. Even better. Yeah.

A lot of innuendos could be. Yeah, it would just grow like a little like rose garden in my vagina bush. I wonder if you can do that thing. I've always wanted to have one of those lawns like at a ballpark where they mow it and then they take a roller and they roll stripes into it.

They just, if you go opposite direction and it makes that cool, like it looks like a striped lawn. What if you do that with your pubes, like if you could just like roll one direction and then roll the other? If you could probably pretty glide and thick. Grass grows straight and pubes curl.

What are people doing out there with pubic hair these days, Chris? You're single. Everybody's like doing dye, like different stripes and stuff like that. Like frosty tips. Yeah. Oh, they were seeing frosty tips. I've seen when you go down, there's like your kissing IP area. Welcome to play with town

I've seen hearts like heart shape bush really yeah, it seems like a lot of effort. It's not where the heart is though Home is where the heart. Oh, yeah So a big thing when I was Gating when I was in college was girls would go to tanning salons I don't think that's a big thing when I was dating, when I was in college, was girls would go to tanning salons. I don't think that's a big thing anymore, but they go to tanning salons and then they would get, they put stickers on and then they get the very specific tan, like one little patch of tanning.

Because the tanning salon was so they wouldn't have any tan lights. But then they had this one little patch where it was. What would you think was the number one thing? Heart. Probably heart. No, butter, no. This is like late night, early, mid 90 is like late night early. Oh, peace sign. Mid 90s, late 90s.

Yeah. Peace sign. Playboy bunny. That was the big thing. Oh. And in fact, we had a friend that we knew that did a lot of business with Playboy as a company. And he told us that, you know, it's huge publishing empire, the Playboy publishing.

I just wanted to pause because guys, I'm talking to guys. I was taking my nose or something. I got dipped in my nose. It could start growing in your life. You won't have a fetus in here. You got a little dick. But he told us, mid 2000, the biggest part of their business, because everything had declined with publishing,

the biggest part of their business was licensing the Playboy Bunny still, that thing, that was huge. Yeah. For like, car stuff and air fresheners and probably condoms, sure, the Playboy Con. See, the Playboy Bunny on like so many like, women's hoodies and t-shirts and stuff like that too. Yeah, most of it looks on license. Like, you always look at it and it's like, that's not quite right. Yes, it makes up. It keeps a little off. It doesn't look like that. Yeah. We just got as a gift. We got a Hobbs.

What's it got? Stutthops. Oh, the Calvin Hops. And I got this thing in my house. I'm like, I know this is unlicensed. Yeah, definitely not. But normally that's okay. They've like bought it at a flea market

and somebody crafted up a little Hobbs. But this is clearly manufactured, bought off a store shelf somewhere. And it's like, I just don't know why that IP in particular, nobody cares. Even though it's so beloved, nobody cares that it's just being ripped off. Yeah, I don't know. Pilar, weird about that. Pilar, it like their shit gets stolen, whistled.

You can't get it, you can't, and just that one's especially hard, because you can't get it legally any other way. No, right. Any license. So they just want it and they don't care that it's being, you know, unlicensed. Cause it's not like, you know, they're taking, he's not like losing revenue from his license product. He's just not doing licensing stuff.

Yeah. And so it's, but that's weird to me. It's like when that stuff happens. Like I always, I shut my mouth about the whole pub G Fortnite thing when that was going on. Cause people just didn't seem to care at all, you know, that Fortnite was like, oh yeah, this is a really cool game. Let's just do that instead of our PvE game,

but it was free and it was on the PS4, so it was like, it's fine. Man, I've been looking at player-based numbers, watching like Apex Legends shoot up and then shoot down. And then Fortnite kind of peaked. It seems like Fortnite's already peaked and it's kind of starting to peed her down a little bit. And PUBG never got as big as Fortnite

But it's been very consistent. You know what's gotten you know what's gotten a Big in my house again is with the kids is their point of Minecraft again They're like circling back around a Minecraft. I think there was like an update or something like that It's also the nostalgia thing that can not die miss certain. Yeah games now they finally removed notch from it Everyone's back in with supporting it again. Do you do VR stuff for? I have in the past, but I don't have any set up at my place. So dude, I got this VR game.

I got it for Teddy because he was top rated on VR. And Teddy's in the room. We set it up like in the living room. The one that's on the right, when you go in my house, it's, he's in there and he's fucking flailing, right? I'm like, I think it's like, this is really cool. I'm like, he took off the headset and he was all red and sweaty and everything and I was like, oh, okay,

this is really cool. It's like beat saber. It's like a really active game. I feel it's not so bad for letting him play this for like 30, 40 minutes straight. And I was like, let me check it out. It's a medieval game. It's called Blade and Sorcery.

Holy shit. That game is ridiculous. What makes it ridiculous? Is it just like you're bending off yourself? So you basically pick up any weapon. Anybody here play this? Do you want to jump on the sidecar? Anybody here?

So you can pick up literally any weapon. And it's VR, so you have your hands, and it's your first person perspective, or whatever that means in VR You know you you're in this thing and you can pick up like a sword in this hand of shield in this hand or a two-handed battle axe Or like two daggers or a bow and arrow or you can turn your hands into like lightning and stuff like that But it's just basically just like you're in an arena and enemies come at you and you just fucking just like stab them like Glark like right in the stomach or whatever,

or they come out and you have the weapon, you can block it or whatever, and then hack off their leg or something like, you're not playing this game anymore, and then I played it for like two hours. Yeah. This is like an updated version of that, there was another like gladiator game.

Gorn. Gorn, yeah. This is way more, that's pretty cartoony. Gorn, this one is not cartoony. This one is not watching footage of it right now. It's also, it's so visceral when you're playing it because it's so immersive. That's like, I'm just waiting for the news

to pick up on this game existing. Cause it's, you've got like the force and stuff. Yeah, yeah, if you have sorcery stuff, it's called blatant sorcery. So you can turn your hands, like you can zap them with this hand, then run up and stab them. Yeah, I saw someone stab someone and then like,

like with the, using the force grab the, the dagger back out of them back to their hand. No, that's a mechanic that a lot of VR games like my personally, my favorite VR company is Alchemy Labs. They're so good. So good. They made job simulator. They made the Rick and Morty game as well. I believe, right? Yeah. Yeah. They put out a sequel to a job simulator called Vacation Simulator, and they've actually been

playing that since this is the game. This is it. Oh, shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. And this is like, Oh, you duck. Oh, no, did you three stooge him?

Look like you got poked in the eye. This is my favorite. Oh, there goes a leg. My favorite game of the throne scene. That's awesome. Wow. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. Is there, this reminds me to ask,

because I don't know this, but is there a VR game that's exercise-based? Beat Saber, a lot of people play that for exercise. Have you ever played Beat Saber? Oh my gosh, yeah, that's pretty good. I mean, you get, your heartbeat, heartbeat gets up there, depending on how like, there's difficulties.

It's got like any other beat-based, like, DDR type game. It's really fucking fun. So we're thinking about, I was talking with Ellie about it. She never respond though. Um, think about doing, like, a full-on, like, for an arty life, just clear out that area in the Rooch-T-Eath office and then set up some VR stuff there and do it, but, like, do it with, like, fans and, like,

throw in water on people and shit like that. That'd be fun. Crazy. Every fun, right? Yeah. But that's fun. and do it, but like do it with like fans and like throw in water on people and shit like that. That'd be crazy. That'd be fun, right? Yeah. But that's fun. Vacation simulator is fun. And then there's a zero something.

It's an FPS shooter game. And it's the clip that I saw where like the guy reaches over and takes the clip out of his enemy's gun and puts it in his. It's just like that fun stuff you can only really do in VR that you can't do other places. I haven't tried that yet though, but we played this and then I was mortified at my own. I mean, normally I'm like, I grew up playing video games. I'm like, oh, they're not violent or whatever.

This thing is like a serial killer frame. It's like, I'm a- Do you start killing household pets and then work your way up to like, like, hide your advances? No, it's just an endless stream of people that you can just hack up basically. And listen, it's highly realistic, feeling at least.

I mean, the motion of it, you get some crazy stuff where somebody gets in like your hitbox and then everybody starts flopping around and stuff like that. But for the most part, it's like, you have these moments of like, yeah, that's what it's like to stab a dude in the chest with a gigantic sword. Oh, I've always wondered.

I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. Like literally, you'll have to pull the sword back out. So you have to give yourself enough room if you go down to like the hilt into their body. You've got to like pull all the way back out. And then you can turn it around and hit somebody in the head with the hilt. You can like, like, they pinned someone to the wall with a sword there. Yeah, you can let go of it and flip it around and then go stab his stab.

Like, do reverse your grip on it. It's pretty fucking nuts this game, pretty nuts. So Teddy can't play. He's old enough for that. Yeah, he is, but I don't know. It's like, maybe I'm just being like a typical parent of like I didn't grow up with that. So we, but certainly I saw fucking super violent movies,

all the Friday the 13th movies I saw when I was a teenager. And it's humans. Right. It's not even just fake things, but also I wasn't doing it. You know what I mean? It's like, I don't know. So it's like, I have to like figure this out

by monitoring him. Modern problems. But it could also be training him to sword fight against other people who have played the game, who want to kill him. He'll have to eventually rise up and stop Mario. That's true. She's getting dangerous with those swords. Favorite VR game?

What's that one where time freezes anytime you move? Of or you don't have. Super hot. Yeah. I could tell you my least favorite VR games. Just horror games in general. Yeah, buddy. I can't play horror games as it is.

Arizona Sunshine's a zombie game. It's so good. Just be your person. You're like with no light in the mind. Uh-oh. a zombie game. It's so good. Just be honest with no light in the mind. Uh-uh. I can't. It's good. I can't do it.

Yeah, it's fucking scary. It's fucking scared. All right. Uh, well, it'll prepare you for the eventual zombie. I have what I was gonna say now. I can't. Oh, the Star Trek bridge game. I fucking love that.

But I can't find anybody who will play with me. Because it's not everybody has a VR set. Right. You know, but let's like you you're on the bridge of the Like an enterprise class ship. It's like the old school original Series like ding like all the like that, you know the bridge are getting like the self-contained systems I don't need a PC to run them. Yeah, self-contained headsets. You'll probably find a lot more people. I gotta say PSPS VSVR for the PlayStation is

a lot more people. I gotta say PSVR for the PlayStation is remarkably under marketed, I think. It really is good. I played Skyrim on that, I believe. And everything I played on that was completely... You can tell that even just unboxing it and opening it up, you can tell that Sony has a long history in consumer electronics and consumer products. Because like you open it and it's way more user friendly than even like the vibe or the Oculus. Like everything's labeled with numbers. You go through the instructions and it like refers to the numbers. It's like, if you don't know anything,

it's just like plug one into two, plug two into three. That's it, you done. It also helps that. A PlayStation 4 has very limited ports. We don't have a chat this week, guys. Oh, I'll get it up. Okay, you can get it up.

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So by the time they were 65 or something. Is that investing in stocks or bonds or both? I would say probably get a financial person if you don't know what you're doing because picking your own stocks, you're like, I don't know. Although there's some stuff I like that did really well, like Netflix and Tesla. I'm like fuck. I mean, you tend to vote, you tend to invest emotionally and you shouldn't do that. I think that's like a thing a lot of people do is like they stick to companies that they're familiar with or industries that they're familiar with.

Yeah, but you can do like an index fund, something that's tied to like just the overall market. The Dow, yeah, the S&P and then you can do that or mutual funds, but just the old adage is if you invest. And some years you'll get crazy returns of like 10% and sometimes you'll get okay returns of five so I just lose money. Yeah, that's always the top part. Cause when you start to lose money, especially when you start, if you put in money in years, when you lose and you lose the principle, the money you put in,

then you're like, fuck this. Take investing advice from a guy in the tinfoil hat. Listen, let me tell you, I'm gonna talk to you about some other products later, and I'm not taking the fucking hat off. But I was gonna say the example that I used was, yes, 20 year olds don't have $10,000 to put away and I'd get that. But that also that extreme crazy example, assumed you were putting away no other money

for the rest of your life. It was just that amount and nothing else. So it's just like, it's a, where's Joel when he need him? It's like, there's weighted, like as you put it in over time, then your weighted buy price changes. Like if I bought Dell or something over the course of 10 years, my weighted price for changes, because as the stock goes up,

I don't have it all at this amount. So that makes sense. Like an average kind of thing. I feel like we should do a financial podcast at some point. I know Mariel's been talking about wanting to do that for a while. She knows a lot about finance. Yeah, yeah, it's one of those things. You got to demystify it.

I don't know if it's like this in other countries, but I'm always just mortified in the US at how we obfuscate the, I sound like Mike Tyson doing it in her view. I mean, we're still about words. How it's like we make mathematics more difficult for finances, which is the most important thing in a capital of success. Like in grade school math, they teach you probability and things like that, which yeah, are useful,

but geometry, calculating the volume of a cylinder, not as useful as, say, calculating an interest rate, you know, or amigurization, you know, it's, it's, it's, those things are really important to know. And we just don't ever, you know, we don't teach them to school grades. I know the volume of the cylinder. Twelve ounces. Yeah. You nailed of the cylinder. 12 ounces. Yeah, you nailed it, dude. What do you do?

Let me inquire you on that. Do you remember what is the volume of a cylinder? Oh, man. Well, it's real, it's simple, right? It's the height of the cylinder. It's time the volume of the circle, which is pi times diameter. Pi times pi r squared.

Pi r squared is area, isn't it? Yes. But that's the area of a 2D object. Oh right, area of a 2D object. Right, so. 2 pi r is the circumference. Oh, that's right. Okay, so yeah, pi r squared, you're right.

It's probably. Pi r squared times the height of cylinder. They get right, you tell us you jerk's. There it is. Pi r squared. Yes, look at me. I can calculate the volume of cylinder. Literally have not access that information in 30 years.

You remember that? And I remembered it and I have not used it between when I learned it and just now. Are you telling me as an entrepreneur, you've never had to calculate the volume of a cylinder? I've never, it's never come up. Not one time has that come up. You are going to close a big deal

and they're like, wait, Mr. Burns, before we proceed. We have a simple geometry question for you. God, I can't remember if that's ever come up before. I probably know it. I feel like, isn't it some theory that, well, not some theory, but people say that for things you learn in school, especially like math equations and things like that, that you're not necessarily learning these things to use throughout your life,

but just to teach you how to learn and how to absorb knowledge. J.D. is going to school, is like figuring out what college you want to apply to. And I think about this all the time, it's like, you know, he's very much in the world of end of high school thinking about extracurriculars, GPAs, anything that's gonna make him more attractive

to the colleges he wants to go to. And all I can think of is, especially when you talk about GPA is, I graduated from college. I have never, ever shown my diploma to anybody like had to prove that I went to a school UT. And I don't need to know what my GPA is. I've literally never been asked outside of know what my GPA is. I've literally never been asked outside of college what my GPA is.

Right, but I think it's more important getting into college. People look at that when you're going in. But I did educate myself in college and I was graded with the... And you were from grad school and things of that nature? And it's like it only matters to other educational institutions. Yeah, that's the only thing that the GPA matters for.

Could it matter also depending upon what field you get into? Like if you're like, very competitive, like medical field. No, like a cylinder calculation. I don't know. Well, if I was an engineer, I probably would have to calculate the volume of a cylinder occasionally, but how many perfect cylinders are there?

I guess if you're a manufacturer. Yeah, then it's really calculus, right? That's what you're really gearing up to learn. It's calculus that's actually useful that only nerds supposedly learn. And that's way, that's a fucking order of magnitude different than geometry or algebra. Night human in the chat said they had to show their diploma.

Like their actual physical diploma? Yeah, they had to show their diploma to their job. I needed my diploma for a job. Real talk for 13 years, I their actual physical diploma. Yeah, they had to show their diploma to their job. I needed my diploma for this job. Real talk for 13 years, I faked at diploma, and I've never told anybody. Yeah, don't tell, keep that up, don't tell anyone. Yeah. Hello, police.

Post your picture. Police. We're reading stuff from the chat here. I'd show my diploma to get a job here. British, yeah. Yeah. Was it probably for like immigration thing? I just show my diploma to get a job here. You did your free fitness. Was it probably for like immigration thing? It was for the work visa.

I had to prove my education. That makes sense. Yeah, you, do you, lookers in Canada, do you take the SAT? What do you take? No. You don't take a standardized test at the end of high school. I didn't know.

SAT, you like replace the IQ test. I'm like, would you in this? We take IQ test. Do you seriously? Do you want to do that? We should absolutely do that've like replaced the IQ test. I'm like, would you in this? We should have IQ test. Would you, do you, seriously? Do you want to do that? We should absolutely do that. I think I can IQ test. You're gonna put a bet on this?

I'm like, who would have the worst one? I want to win some of that 71 bucks back. What's wrong with you? Gus just started looking at stuff. Like he's scared. I'm just making a weird noise. Would you really like, Is that your curse, man?

If I got an IQ test together, you would legitimately take it. Absolutely. We should. Only. Yes. If for one of the podcasts, it's just us taking the test. Oh, for an hour and a half, let's just say.

How long are those tests? They're long, right? Is it not something like you could do online? No, and I think you have to have someone administer it. Surely there's an online IQ test. We should also have a baseline of other, can we get other employees to opt in? Yeah, do you want to take it and have like a baseline? Yeah, I won't blame to take it.

Okay. You should, you should line it up, Eric. Okay, I'll start putting it together. Chad is 100% proving you wrong. At least in their experience, they're all saying they had to show their diplomas in order to get their jobs. And somebody just said that they had to say what their college GPA was 12 years after the graduated college.

And it determined their starting pay. Starting to get your name went by really fast. That's crazy. How did they prove their, I mean, I guess you get records. Give a transcript or something. I don't know. Oh, somebody said get Mensa to administrative the test. I like that. We can do that. Oh Yeah, I don't know. Oh, somebody said get men's to administrate the test. I like that.

We can do that? Oh yeah, an impartial authority? Is there really not an online IQ test? I think they're not reliable. I just, I just... No, we want this official Barbara on the record. I guess I'm used to doing all those online quizzes now like, which those aren't IQ tests.

I know there. Can we give Barbara a bus seat one? Yeah, give me a bus seat, Tess, like which sandwich are you based off your favorite office character or some shit like that? How, how, how, how honestly? How fucking lame is meant to, I mean, really, there's a club,

there's a club where you have to, you get to think you're a smart person, then prove you're a smart person to get into it. And then hang out with other smart people. And then you're so smart, you have to think you're a smart person then prove you're a smart person to get into it. And then hang out with other smart people. And yet you're so smart, you haven't figured out that it's lame at any point. How is that possible? Can we get Burnier?

Remember shipping me a qualify? Like there's no pretty people's club, right? That's just a regular nightclub, that's it. It's like you can get in and you can't. But there's no like club. It's like, oh, I'm in this club that says I'm beautiful. It's like smart people just feel so fucking miserable all the time.

They have to have a club that they've proved that they're smart. I guess that they call being a model. Or like you being engineer. So it's a meeting. You don't have to have a club. Very true. Is there a model's union?

There was a, there was a, I don't know, actually, I don't know if it still exists, but a good look at news are models, either. It's kind of a more female centric thing. There was a, some dating app that I remember it, but it was like seven years ago, because I remember Brandon showed it to me. And he was like, you have to like apply and get radiant off your hot enough to get into it. Oh my God. And it was like a live update.

It was like people be voting on it live. What, what a Brandon all about. It was whenever he was single. It was whenever he was talking. I was like, you wouldn't be able to do that. I was there whenever he put up his picture and he was like waffle, and he was like, it's not all a good Chris.

He was like right. And then he was like, and then he's like, but then he's been in another picture and he got in. Yeah. Oh, that's a good way to figure out which pictures you want to use. I remember looking at it. Smol looking good, Chris. What is this secret LA Tinder?

Like I say LA Tinder, but it's just like a secret. Like famous people? It's not Tinder, yeah. It's really funny, Barb, because it's either famous dudes or good looking girls. That's like it. That's like it. It's just like.

It's funny, because I know a good looking girl and a famous dude on that app, who actually met each other. Yeah. It's still like the really famous women and it's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not fucking that. I'm good, I don't need any help. I'm solid. Well, I remember years ago, during like, I'm like, I'm gonna have a fucking hat. I'm good, I don't need any help. I'm solid.

I remember years ago, during the Myspace era, the Hot or Not website, where people would upload their image and people would vote if they're hot or not. So it's kind of like that dating app. Yeah, I forgot about that website. I just think the website's still around. I feel like that website is, that's one that's gonna stay in the test of time, I think.

Find someone you meet and chat to people near you So no got to sign in hot or not. I am male. Nope. Not literally mad out Not I heard my clapping out of the I saw I told a totally different topic. I saw an invention. I think Chris would really like earlier today Someone modified a Roomba. Oh my God, I saw this guy with Teddy. So that any time it hits a wall, it screams. What? But it also, they increased the speed on it too.

So just go like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH to wall and it goes, God damn it! Yes, oh, son of a bitch! And they're trying to, they're trying to eat dinner while this thing's like going around the room. God, it's so fucking funny. Do we have that video? Because I want Chris to do that now. It's like halfway through the video that you see the room votes. Three people sitting at a dining room table.

Was it, was it Ashley Madison that was 90% of females or bots? I believe that. That's one of the heck, right? Yeah, I think that's how they figured out that most of the counts were fake there. Oh, damn. Nine percent vegan friendly dicks has a smashy guess. Vegan friendly.

Nice. Nice. Your night. I saw someone post on Reddit somewhere of vegan lasagna. That was not. I saw that. It was not lasagna. It was just a salad like they had made a stacked salad you know what a vegan lasagna is it was so

weird so just at a lark you tell about nostalgia stuff Barb you know how our you know room but cleans your house Oh, I was like, create a diss way! You barely notice it after a while, huh? Like ignore it, you know, kind of like, you know, however, you know, room but cleanse your house. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! How likely would you be to adopt this until your household? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh, there's a pit of horror movie. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It makes the horror of human, right? Makes it a little more personable. He's like, you're a horror movie. What? What? What? What? He's a horror movie, right? Makes it a little more personable. You don't feel like there's a robot.

Ah! Ah! We're here forks on it. What do you mean? I love this thing. You get the idea. The kid has modified a bunch of things. He is taking a look really young or is he a young guy?

I don't know. He looks like he's like 15. I don't know if he's that young. I think he's probably in his early 20s. Yeah, it seems like those were his roommates. Either way, I'm a big fan of this guy now. So that's a great idea. First video I've seen of his and it's like,

I had Teddy watch it because Teddy's getting, he's like, it's a school, he's on the robotics team and everything got a robotics class. And I'm just trying to get him more and more into coding. And I was like, look at it, anything that made him laugh. And Teddy was fucking bawling laughin' it. Yeah.

Do you think he'll try to do his own version? I hope so. I would love to magnify. If I had a room, going around the house screaming? Absolutely. I'll do that a second. Hey, so I was saying to Barab, I was like nostalgia stuff.

Yeah. I was just, I was in origin because I was gonna play Apex Legends on the PSC. On the PSC. The PSC? On the PC? I was gonna play apex legends on the PS on the PSC I was gonna play the PC even though I socket apex legends on the PC And then when I went in there in origin I had all these other games that I bought because they had a big sale Oh, no, no, we got codes for anthem and the codes came with the Mirage from here. Yeah, I had like ultimate like all these games in there that could get. And then one of the games that I got with that was Sims 4.

So I thought, oh, I'll play Sims 4. I was hoping you would say that. And I'll load up Sims 4. And then I noticed, I, when did they make this change? I was going to make stuff. And it says vegan friendly on like, some of the things you go to make.

Like I'm gonna make a cake. My character's good at cooking. So it's like, I was making a cake. And I said, this cake is vegan friendly. Like it has in the chart of stuff you can make. It shows which stuff is vegan friendly. Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? Vegan Sims?

Yeah, you can have a vegan Simifu. I'm just like, when did that change come in? But then you immediately put them into pool and take away the ladder, right? No. No. No. Like Europe, you're gonna be a pain in the ass.

Let's get rid of this right now. It's not true simulation either, because if my character was a vegan, it's all they would be able to talk about. Right, vegan. But they were able to talk about other stuff. So it's not realistic at all. Cartoon images above their head,

that wasn't just vegan. Right, just me, me, vegan, vegan, vegan. Vegan. You look like a cow with the international no symbol through it. Everyone who they talk to just turns away instantly and leaves. Yeah. We're making fun of vegans and I know that those of you that's that's that's your personal emotional darkness.

You're going to be offended by that. But there are many vegans who are totally cool. Our friend Nat is like the hardest core vegan I have ever met in my life. Like if she's's gonna buy something, she has these apps and she double checks on multiple apps to see if the company making this thing has partner companies within a holding company that use animal products.

Wow. She's like, yeah, not- But she- Do they have a term for that? She's just vegan. She's like- No, I mean, that seems like an extreme. Millicent, yeah.

What do you think about, like, GAMMO's- GAMMO's an extreme. Millicence. Yeah. What do you think about like, glamour- I'm a woman. Lab-grown meat. I know it's not really a thing yet, but if it is, like someone gross, like a- Chris, what do you call a big lab-grown meat? What do you call a tail?

I'd say, get some flakes to that. But like, I think there was a hypothetical question that someone posed recently where it was, if you could grow meat in a lab that would taste and feel, like everything would be like regular meat, but it's not actual meat, it's grown in a lab, would you still eat it? I would eat the fuck up.

We're heading that direction. I think, in order, yeah, we have to. There's no alternative to that. Like I'm trying to eat less meat, just to be... Why? Concious. Yeah, environmentally. Yeah, environmentally. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. I was wondering if that was motivation. Yeah. A lot more people are leaning towards being vegetarian, less meat, at least, because of environmental use. Oh, it was a sort of pescatarian method. Just fish, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Is that all the fish are dying though? Yeah. So to get you the lab, I like meat. I love meat. Chris is on the record Lab, I like me. I love me. Chris is on the record. But he likes me. Do you want some more dick cake? Filming. Is it good? It's not really good. It's really good. I'm trying to lose 15 pounds by the end of May.

But we're trying to cake diet. What about a cock? Cake diet. I take a good long hard look at that beer and I drink like four sips and then put it back behind my chair so I won't touch it now Dr. Gus DDS Recommends 100 CCs a cake a day to maintain a healthy weight. But Chris we cut you off. Oh, I don't know I was just gonna talk about how I can't wait to eat some lab grown meat. I think it's gonna be awesome. I agree It's gonna be the big classic podcast of eight is not lab grown, but just is not lab-grown, but just sourced from a completely moral free source. Would you eat human to try it? Like the person wasn't hurt in any way to get it.

It's not diseased, but it's it's okay. It's okay that you haven't. Like, just know, like take the moral parts of like, well, would you just eat human meat? What if it was my will? Like in your, like my will, I want my friends to eat me. They, they want you to be my last request. It's illegal in so many places.

I know, I'm just saying in the same hypothetical. This is what I want. I wouldn't, no, I wouldn't eat you. You wouldn't, even if I was like, I specifically was like, I really want Bernie to eat me. I feel like Chris, I feel like the people that know you would be in your will and people who know you would never want to eat They know what you've done. I'd be delicious. They know where you've been

Speaking of eating strange things. Did you read that terrifying headline last week? where two people on a plane Developed bubonic plague. What and on the plane? Yeah, they had to well they realized that the other people realized that bubonic plague. What? And they had to, well, they realized that the other people realized they had bubonic plague while the plane was in flight. How? I'll get to that. I'm dumb, but what is bubonic plague?

It's what? The plague. The plague. The plague. Almost everyone in Europe. Was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, when third of the population? I think it was higher than that. They have, when the plane landed, they had to quarantine it.

They had to have people in hazmat suits board the plane and start checking everyone. Of course, Dad, I would shake my pants. The two people they died from the plague. They got it because they were in Mongolia and it was a couple, husband and a wife. The husband hunted an ape, a marmot that had bubonic plague.

What's that? Like a weasel. Oh, good. And he gave something to his wife and she ate it also and they both got the plague from it. Who can afford a trip internationally and still eat marmot? Well, I mean, it's just like that's such a vendigram.

It's like only one person exists in those two. Apparently there's two. No, she's married to him. She had, she didn't know what she was eating. How did they realize that they had the bubonic plague on a plane? It didn't get in the specifics, unfortunately. But it just like they'd smelled them or looked at them or let's see. It's like to create development on a plane. Barb putt for the situation. I'm sorry, out of time, The correct answer was bionic plane.

There were dramatic scenes when a flight from a man, I can't even say this. Bob and Boogie and Cobb in Mongolia was met by workers and flight anti-contamination suits as it landed in the country's capital. Why the white? And we're calling out race. 11 passengers from the west of the country were held at the airport and said immediately for hospital checks. Dude, who wouldn't volunteer for that check? You're out of pain with people who have the plague. Do you remember that episode of Seinfeld where they go to India for the wedding? Oh, yeah, it was the backwards episode.

And then again, the plague. God, I miss Seinfeld, man. At least they were still making that show. Even if the guy who just made the modern Seinfeld Twitter account was the guy writing it, because it would be perfect. And I would love it. I'm sorry, I'm just thinking about the place.

There's another plane thing, which kind of goes back to something you and I were talking about a couple of months ago, which is I said, you get on a plane, count your fucking seats, the rows of seats to the nearest exit. Count it, because if you get in a situation where you can't see in the cabin, and you need to get to an exit, you want to know how many rows to go before you get there. You can feel the seats either the bottoms of the seats or the tops of the seats, you can feel either one. And the others have those little lights there, but in a fire or some

of that, those lights might. And you see how black that smoke gets. Yeah, they might malfunction immediately. Yeah. So I always do it. I always like when I sit down in my seat, I always like, where's the exit? And it's two seats back as jaded as I am as, you know, I don't listen to, you know, all the announcements they make. I still count how many exits in front of me and how many rows to the exit behind me really? It's still like in either direction. I know which you know how far I have to go If I ever need to man. Yeah that there was horrifying footage of that plane that went down Yeah, people have footage of it. Did the person take the footage they must have lived if the footage was

I assume so yeah, I mean oh the Russian plane It caught on fire and landed 71 people are dead now. I think it's 41. Oh, I'm sick. It's so sick. There were 78 people on the plane, 41 died. Okay, maybe that's what it was. The thing that anger's me the most about that situation is that people died because there were other people

trying to get their belongings down from the overhead bins. Yeah. Yeah, and the people. You'll leave it, dude. And the photos you see at people getting out of the plane, from the overhead bins. Yeah. Yeah, and the, you'll leave it, dude. Leave it. And the photos you see of people getting out of the plane, you see them carrying their bags. I, I don't think anything infuriates me more than that. Mm-hmm. Oh, there's a footage.

Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine, you're a 41 people. Being at the airport and you're like, you look out and you see, because this is just some, this is probably just some guy at the airport in the terminal looking out the window. Yeah. Fucking hell. Fucking hell, dude. And like you said, there's a, airport in the terminal looking out the window. Yeah, fucking hell fucking hell, dude And like you said, there's a there's footage from people inside the plane And they don't know what happened yet like why it it's still really early. I mean geez

I was for coming down on fire though. I've heard specular We're all those fucking fire trucks that you always see in airports. It doesn't look like they They might have landed on the taxiway or they probably just went landed wherever they could. Yeah, literally fuck everyone with a bag, fuck you. They speculated that I've heard speculation that there was a lightning strike, but lightning hit planes all the time

and don't light them on fire. I've been on planes that have been struck by lightning. Yeah, what happens? Nothing. The planes designed to take lightning strikes. It happens all the time. So I don't know how much I believe that But I mean that's that's what the people who are on the plane were saying right now. It could have could have been far worse

You know, I what do people dying is really really terrible? I've been on a plane where lighten I've been in a window seat on a plane and have had lightning strike the window seat in front of me Oh god, and it's It doesn't do anything in the plane with But the person, the plane did was this. And then the captain comes under, we're in a circle and we're gonna, they just kind of, you just hard-banked off to the side. Like, we're gonna wait a little bit

and then we'll decide to land. Yeah. Yeah, that's the other thing too is in that thing, not the elever being in this situation, but in the horribly unlikely circumstance that you are. Another thing in that video was, there's a dude walking away who's got the bag, but then there's also the people who just kind of circled up, just fucking run.

Just get out of that plane and start hauling ass. Yeah, because that's full of fuel. Yeah, do not just go. Jet fuel, they do probably don't know, but Jet fuel doesn't explode, but they just, no, that, no, it just burns. Right, but I would get the fuck out of there. Just period, just get out. Get out of the way, let other people, yeah.

I see a lot of people in the chat being like, oh, fuck that, I'm never getting on a plane or I don't wanna come on a plane to come to RTX. Plane disasters, very rare. It's highly more likely you'll get hurt in a car crash. It's highly more like you'll get hurt by having to the airport, driving to work or like something in every, go to the grocery store. Yeah, especially nowadays

the air travel is a lot safer than I imagine it used to be and they're constantly making improvements and that's the interesting thing to me that people always ask like why I'm interested in a aviation disasters. Like the industry is so safe. Like when something goes wrong, it's I'm always curious to know what went wrong and then what gets learned from that. You know, because the industry evolves. Like it used to actually be really dangerous back, you know, in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

And there were so many disasters and problems that the industry really learned had to adapt quickly in order to become really safe. And now it's super safe way to travel. I never, I never, I, I, I, I never I never I'm gonna say I never worry about going down. I still count the number of rows to the next in case, but you know I'm not worried that it's good to live life in the yellow with caution being aware of your surroundings and knowing the safest way to handle everything but not living in fear right because that is no way to live your life.

Did I have I told the story about my car accident? I don't think so. Well, I was in a car accident in December. Oh, yeah. And it was like, so I was like going driving home at like 10 or 11 at night, I pull up to a red light. And then I'm sitting there. I think there might have been someone from, I don't really remember. Also, I get smacked been someone that I don't really remember.

Also, I get smacked from behind really hard, like really hard and I'm like, waaah, you know. How are you? How are you? Hard. So, yeah. And, and.

Wow, that's all I could do. Hey, guys, do you want some cake? Quick, do you want some grab the cake? You want some cake to the crew? Uh, we'll do this. But then, and then, and then, so I look up. It's really good. And the person, the person who hit me,

I'm like, they jumped the curb and are speeding off down like North Lamar and they're speeding off. That's the run. And then, so I was like, fuck it. Oh really? And so I jumped the curb. Get really? I jumped the curb and I speed off after them.

And I'm like, I've seen Fast and Furious and I'm like, I, seen Fast and Furious, and I'm like, I'm like, who were you? Who were you? The Fast One. Okay. That was also angry. So I was focused.

So you were drive angry, you were in a school stage. Yeah, well, and then it was both fast. And I was like, I wanted to get their license plate. And so I pulled up my phone on video and I'm like, which is a bad, it's a dangerous situation. You're making it worse, Chris. Okay, well, I wasn't filming it. What?

I can be honest. Okay, I was filming it. Don't do this. So I was, Chris. Okay, well, that wasn't filming it. What? That can be honest. Okay, I was filming it. Don't do that. So I'm like, but I don't think they realized that I was chasing him, because they were zooming off and but I'm zooming off at him. And then they pull up behind another red light and I'm like, I pull up right behind him.

Shit, hit him. Well, so I pull up right behind him. I get their lices plate and then I'm like, I'm just got like the adrenaline of like the chase. So I jump out of my car, whoop, in the middle of the intersection. And I like, I run up to the window and I'm still filming, I'm like,

I bang on their window. I'm like, hey, you just hit my car. And then this lady looks up at me and she just gives me a thumbs up. Like, yeah, I did. And I was like, fuck. So then the light turns green and I'm like, she's about to drive off. So then I jump in front of her car. You did. I jump over her car and I'm like, you're not going anywhere.

Like a vigilante. Yeah. Like a super, you're like Batman. Basically, this woman could have run you over. Well, so I did. She did. Yeah well So I did yeah I jump over her over a car and I'm like you're not going anywhere. I'm calling the cops And so she's sitting there and she's yelling at me to get out of the way saying she has to go pick someone up I'm like no and what is the deal with some people well so then and like I call

91 but it connects to the Bluetooth in my car Oh my god, I'm like hello. Hello. I'm like, hello? Hello? Is there anyone there? I'm like trying to forget why brains your brains now work from. Yeah, because I'm also, at this point, she's yelling at me to get out. That's an intersection in the middle of the night in front of someone.

Yeah, and I'm yelling, and then also she's yelling at me to get out of the way. I'm like, no, I'm not getting out of the way. You're gonna stay there. So then she's trying to like navigate. And also I'm like, figure out what to do with my phone. And then I hear a smash and I look up,

she's hit the front of my car. She backed into it. She backed into the front of my car. Holy shit. And I'm like, you out what to do with my phone. I hear a smash, and I look up, she's hit the front of my car. She backed into it. She backed into the front of my car. Holy shit. And I'm like, you just hit my car again. She's like, no, I didn't. I'm like, yes, you did. So then I'm like, I like hang up on my phone.

I call 911 again, but this time I figured out like what's going on. So I call it, I'm like, I know what I'm like. All right, we're on our way. Yeah, right. And I'm like, all right, cool, we're at this intersection. I'm like, okay, cool. Some other phone 911. And at this point And I'm like, all right, cool, we're at this intersection. I'm like, okay, cool. Some other phone I didn't want.

And at this point, I'm like, the adrenaline of like, she's also like pushing me with her car. So I'm like, she's gonna run me over. Like she's doing the thing where she's rolling forward. Yeah, and just like pushing me. And like, the cops are on their way. Better pull over. All right, I'm pulling over.

I'm like, better pull over. Did you use that voice? I don't remember. Did you have Batman voice? You're gonna run me over. There's the voice, boom over. Boom over the car. Oh.

And then so then, and I'm also like, I feel like I look crazy because I'm the dude standing in the middle intersection, yelling and screaming with my car door. My car doors, like my doors open, I'm like, I look pretty crazy. So I'm like, I should like, so I get in my car and then,

and then like, I'm on the phone 911. I'm like, yeah, we're pulling over a light turn and she's like, you will just be over the corner of the center side. Light turns green and she guns it. I'm like, never mind. We're on the move again. We're on the move again. Like you're part of the cop for the.

And then 911 enforcement. The 911 operators like, where are you? I'm like, I don't know. We're chasing her down. She's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm chasing her. It's like, we don't know where to take. We're like, I'll tell you in a minute. And I'm like chasing her.

And I'm like, you know, face two of the race. And then, but then she like turns down like a tiny little intersect, a little like road, right by gas station. I'm like, you know, screech, chase after it. And then I swear it is like out of a movie. Screech was at Anamada Pia, that's where of a movie. Screech was at a onomatopoeia. That's where your card is.

Can we just reach from the bottom of the bow? I mean, of both. But like then a big truck carrying like garbage pulls out right in front of me. And so I couldn't, I couldn't pat at this point. I'm like, she got through. Yeah, she's like the perfect ghetto. I know.

And she got away. And then so I'm like, well, all right, I called, I called 911 again. I'm like, all right I'm here the garbage truck pulled like like Yeah, and then so then they come and I give them all this stuff and then I don't hear anything for a walk There's like around Christmas and stuff and I'm like, well, they're gonna you know my car I'm like driving this bus at car you so my car. I think I should you also my car

I did I had a funny story about your car actual I hit and run sewer very low priority for cops. You so my car. I think I should. You're also my car. I still feel like. I had a funny story about your car actual things. I think I can run to a very low priority for cops. Yeah, well, but I had all, I had video. Everything. It was. You know what I said. And their license plate had all this shit.

And then so find that I get a phone call from the cops and they're like, hey, we think we found the person. We want to see if you can come in and do a lineup. And I'm like, I'm line up. This is. Yeah. So I was like super jazzed about it. You know, I'm like, I can't wait to do this. I've seen usual suspects, right? And you bring like a Coke.

Yeah. Of course we all said it. And so I like, I, you know, like scheduled it, like a lunch, I was like, I'll go during lunch and just like do my lineup, it'll be so cool. And I go up and then like do my thing and I show up and I'm like they take me into this like room with no windows. I'm like where's the lineup?

I'm like oh it's not like we don't do it like the win that. Now that's just in the movies. This is really yeah. And I was like we're just gonna show you a bunch of pictures and then you point out who it is. I'm like yeah okay I guess I'll do it. Hi. Yeah.

We'll do identify the person. Yeah, I was like, you can make them like say stuff too. Like say this, say this line. Yeah, I got a birdie. Say you have to make someone up. Yeah. And then, and then so I was like, yes, for, I don't know, I don't know if I should, maybe it's, I think it's an ongoing case because I got a call from a prosecutor recently.

Well, when did it happen? This is, well, it happened in December. Oh, okay. But they, I think they're just prosecuting her now. Yeah. Cause I got a phone call think they're just prosecuting her now. Yeah, because I got a phone call the other day. Probably ongoing. Yeah, anyways, so don't mention that, too.

It's definitely better. I do like those. It's just between us. The old school lineups though, they used to have the perp, the suspect in there, and then they would have other people to kind of pat it out. Like people from the station are just like actors. Whoever's around, yeah.

That'd have been great. If you'd gone and you recognize like a local actor. I would've been like someone from Rooster Teeth like I have to do casting call. Like wait, I work with that person. Like that one right there, number three, take him in. No. That's a blame.

Wait, no. No. I didn't do it. I think Blaine's only legal responsibility in those situations is to explain how John Reisinger isn't gay. Isn't that what Blaine does in court, right? That's a small concept. That they're not in a relationship.

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dot com slash rooster five. Four hymns.com slash rooster five. Thank you, hym's for sponsoring this episode of the RESTEETH Podcast. So I wanna segue a little bit here on Chris's story. This press-out is overrated. Okay, no, no, no, have me a beer. I wanna tell us very about Chris's car.

So I think- The Batmobile. A day, the Batmobile. I'm a vigilante now. It's not a good vigilante. You're like if Batman had no money and no trade. It basically, it's a holiday. And it's a holiday, your spirits are so hot.

There's like literally no more to it. So, I think a day or two after that happened, I just went with a buy a car from a wife. I saw you in the parking lot by your car, and I could see the damage on your car. And I was like, what happened? And I pointed to it and you're like, oh, it was wild and you kind of like,

give me a quick version of the story. And I was like, yeah, that's crazy. And I turned and looked at your car. And the second I looked at your car, like the fender just like, boom, like popped out and fell off. And I was like, that's perfect comedic time. And you're like, I just read it to,

I just put it back on. This is so defeated when it fell off. I drove it for like three months with the... It was like that for a long fucking time. Yeah, from like until I got it fixed in March. Did you say you drove to like, I drove across, I drove to Mississippi with it. To Mississippi?

Yeah, I had to like, I like wired it up and taped it up with duct tape. Look, really bad. Here's the good news Chris that never goes away in life. I was sitting in my office and Barb comes in and she goes, hey, your charging port is open on your car. And I go, okay, thanks. And I was like, charging port,

how much you even know that it's open? It's tiny little port in the back. How'd she notice that? And I go, my charging port said, this is you, right Barb? I go, my charging port open? You go, yeah, the front of your car, it's open. Now this wasn't me. I'll see you, right, Barb? Like, I'm a charging partner, but you go, yeah, the front of your car, it's open. Now this wasn't me. I'll see you.

Who was it? Another. We're gonna find out who, who Bernie thinks you are. Ali? Just a while ago. I don't think it was Ali. It might have been Ellie.

It might have been Ellie. Was it a British Barbara? It was a British Barbara. Wasn't Canada like technically part of the British Communist? Anyway, so this other person who wasn't clearly Marbra was saying, yeah, your charging port's open. I said, what even my charging port's open? I go, how did you even notice that?

And I said, just open, it's in the front. It's the front's open of your car. My front of my car is open. And this is, yeah, the front part where you charge it is open and I go, what are you talking about? I go there and look, literally the front and my car had fallen off. It was just like, you know that,

I have the older body style for Tesla. Mine's like five or six years old at this point. And it has like that plastic nose cone, I don't know how else to describe it on the front. That was just off and then down. And it was like hanging by the sensor cords, like for the little sensors. It was just hanging by that.

I was like, what the fuck is that? And I just looked it up, pushed it back on. It was totally fine. And when I was looking for what the fuck is that? I just looked up, pushed it back on, it was totally fine. And when I was getting for service, like time I asked him, look at it and they go, yeah. Yeah, okay. It's okay. But then the other day, like less than two weeks ago,

I was with JD, we go to the car wash, and we're getting the car wash, and the lights as green to go after the whole thing. And JD goes, oh my gosh, what is that? And there's my fucking front of my car, like 12 feet in front of the car and then just on the ground spinning like this. And I was like, I was like, what in the world?

So JD had to hop out in the car wash and like run up and grab it and was holding it while I drove out so that we could clear the way for the people behind us. And it was like, then I had to, and I just reattached those sensors and then put the cone back on and it was, that doesn't seem like that should work.

Or half of it. Or it shouldn't be calibrated. Right, it's like it needs to have a recalibration after that. To really find my auto drive works, even with my like DIY. Does it? It's like, it's like auto drive works. It just goes down the middle of the line now.

Hey, can I say some? No. To Tesla, they can be dealt about the auto drive stuff. I rented a Kia when I went to Rochester to go see my aunt. I rented a Kia something, I don't know what it was, I can look it up, but it was a new one. It had like 200 miles on it from Hertz. That one had lane assist.

It was the exact same thing as on it. You've also got an auto pilot one. Well, it's just better. Yeah, I've got two point five. But what does it do? Do you turn corners and stuff? It detects red lights now. Oh, no shit. Yeah, I want 2.5. But what does it do? Do you turn corners and stuff? It detects red lights now. Oh, no shit.

Yeah. And I would do that. They're going to upgrade, well, I paid for the upgrade to Hardware 3. So once Hardware 3 comes, it'll turn corners and everything. I'm not saying to, by the way, like a competitive thing, like, you know, Tesla should have this and other people don't.

And I'm saying it's a great thing. No, everyone should have. This was an entry level, I felt like, economy car, maybe like one level up from an economy car. And it had this feature in it. I was like, this is really fucking cool. This is really making its way into every vehicle, which will be fucking great. Every new vehicle.

Tesla had a full self driving day, well, I could really guess where they answered like investor questions a couple of weeks ago. And I was super excited to watch it. And it was the most boring thing in the world. It was a very good, it was the most boring thing in the world. It was a very good, it was a very technical discussion about the hardware and about like how they approach processing and the technology that they use.

It was like, here's the design of the CPU. Like, you know, this is the way we run it. And I was like, wow, it's just super dry. Here, I always make this point, whenever we talk about autonomous driving, of like it's just the adoption, people have to be comfortable with it. There are people to this day who we talk about a time on this driving of like, it's just the adoption. People have to be comfortable with it. There are people to this day who will not make a deposit,

deposit a check at an ATM. Are you one of those people? You turned me on that. I wouldn't do it. You brought me around on it. People are slow on technology. They don't trust it, Barbara. They don't trust they can make a deposit there.

They can make it with draw, but they will not put a check into an ATM. What about on your phone? Well, if you still have the, but they will not put a check into an agent. What about on your phone? Well, if you still have the check, like if you deposit a check in an ATM, you're trusting that it doesn't get lost or shredded or stolen. Yeah, but you're still that electronic. We're also now like 12 years bond

where we had this conversation. Oh, but the thing, people are just slow to adopt stuff. But I hear that all the time with the self-driving cars, it's like, people like super pro technology, have smartphones in their pockets, PCs at home, internet savvy, then you bring up a self-driving car, I don't trust that.

I would never trust that car. We were just in Vegas, and when you ordered a lift or Uber, it said, are you okay with having, I don't know what they called it, but it was basically a self-driving car, but it was autonomous car Autonomous car. But there would still be a person in the car. I, we went to lunch a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah. And was it, it was you, me, and I think Eric was in the car as well. And it drove itself most of the time. Like, which, I had no idea. Yeah, when it finally disengaged, when we were got there, I think you wanted you asked, like, what was that sound? I was like, oh, that was the car telling me that, it's not driving anymore, That I have to take over.

And I was like, it was driving that whole fucking time on the highway, changing lanes, doing all that stuff. Yeah, going from one highway to another. That's crazy. I can't wait. Actually, I didn't yours, try it. It's really crazy. Because I actually, I had a Tesla previously,

I had that blue one. And then I traded for this one. I got the blue one in 2000 and No 2011 2011 I got that car And then this one I got yeah, and this one I got 2013. I've had this one sir. What? Hey Got your truck. I still have my truck. Jamie drives it But you were driving your truck still Yeah, I came start working groceries and you had your stuff. Right. That's exactly the time I switched it. It's zero got to worse. That's when I got the nice car. Got it. And the, uh, then they announced

the auto drive stuff and they told me that my car would not have the stuff to go fully auto drive. But the new hardware would. So it's like, this is like the most important thing to me. So I made the choice to switch up to the next one. And then two years later, they were like, Oh, no, those can't go. Now these new ones can't fully do. I mean, motherfuckers. Yeah, well, they switched technologies that they were using for it. How does the car know the speed limits? I got this debate with somebody that it's it imports the data from Google Maps. So it is GPS, basically. Yes. That's why like if you're on 51st over here, eastbound between I-35 in the office, it thinks that the speed limit's 30, even though the speed limit's 40.

That's annoying. I'm pretty sure mine's optical, so we should test that. Okay, yeah, because mine is, like it always says 30, and then if you're doing like auto drive stuff, it doesn't let you go too much faster than the speed limit. It's like, I never use it on this stretch because it goes too slow. Did you see that Elon Musk responded to Jack's tweet?

I did see that was weekend. Really? Yeah. I saw it. What was Jack's tweet? Space X? He said something about standardizing like his Tesla car so that whoever's key it is, it'll change the seat.

Custom seat form, you know. It'll auto assign driver profile based on ours is different because of the phone right vinyl do that But it was a feature that they added so if I walk up with my key fob Because Ashley is like five foot two or I don't know how tall she's five three. He's five three five three five five six Have you read that? Yeah, that's exactly what Jack's describing it We're looking at Jack's tweet when I get get in after her, I get my knees in my chest. If I forget to swap profiles.

Because you have to do it from the center console. I was thinking it would be great to either have it on the door like a lot of cars have or it would have to do it automatically and they updated so it just doesn't automatically. When I walk up, I can watch my seat go back. You can enable easy entry, but he's talking about just having the profile set up automatically. It's pretty cool because then JD, when he learned to drive, he learned to drive, but he's talking about just having the profile set up automatically.

It's pretty cool, because then JD, when he learned to drive, he learned to drive on my car, and we just made a profile for him. So he would get in, just hit JD, and then put all his stuff in the exact same position that he had before that he got used to. Very helpful. Yeah, it's great.

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No te lees. Este venano viaja de puerta a puerta y sin complicaciones con Bláblacá. Siempre encontrarás una cerca, incluso a última hora. Verás el batupróximo viaje. ¡Ya! Bláblacá, bláblacá. So, I want to bring something up. You talked about a few weeks ago, Bernie. No, this is an impuiler thing. Actual,

actual, not the same as the thing is self-driving. I'm telling you, I had this, I had this Kia, and I noticed that it was, had these features, because when I went to go change lanes, it was resistance to it. I was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, it feels like there's like auto drive on this thing. And so I then set it up, got in a lane, and then went, and then I just kind of like did the thing where you

kind of hover your hands over the steering wheel, and the road took a curve, and it just went right along with it, and it just made the curve along with it. Wow, great. I don't know, it's stressful weekend, but I don't remember if it would slow down for cars in front of it. I wanna say yes.

I think that's a common thing, like adaptive cruise control. Right, yeah, yeah. It's like two features, lane assist plus adaptive cruise control basically means auto drive. Well, not quite. It helps. But your car's not quite either because your car won't do the stuff that is actually auto drive like you can't get in a Tesla, punch it in the dress and it just goes there.

That's auto drive. It won't make a 90 degree turn. Is that not what you did? It will on highways, but not on city streets. Gotcha. Right. Like you can't get to a red light and say, I'm so sick of right here. I'm on 51st and went to ride in Lamar. That's part of the full self driving demo day the other day. They did show cars They did show model 3 is doing that pointed to point B. Yes It's capable of doing it. They just don't do it because as soon as one of those cars hits somebody It's gonna be

All this so is the regulation or there's a lack of regulation right? There's there's there's regulation that they need to figure out. Yeah. Especially with insurance companies, insurance companies are gonna let that fly. Like, who's liable at that point? Right. Who's gonna pay for it?

God bless Tesla. I'm giving a little bit of a hard time right now. God bless them. They're pushing the envelope on the stuff and somebody needs to. Yeah. As long as it's a good one. It is safe. It is safer.

Yes, it is safer because people are, people are surprisingly bad. Well, they're good and bad. Like, there's a lot of input you have to take as a human driver. There's a lot that you pay attention. You would think that we couldn't concentrate on all those things at once, but you practice over time, but then the problem is you get complacent with it. And then you kind of take it for granted. Think about it, Chris would not be a superhero. If they wouldn't have had their car, Chris, they would have stopped and not hit his car. A few weeks ago you said something.

Like Elon Musk invented a better enclosures for radioactive spiders. And the same thing. You said, we should talk about the spider-man trailer. But you said, I don't watch trailers. You don't? I'm gonna watch Spider-Man. Why would I watch the trailer?

I feel like it's, I don't watch it. I don't watch next week on Game of Thrones either. I feel like those are the two different arguments, two different sides, where people who are big fans of stuff either love watching trailers and teases for stuff or absolutely avoid them at all costs. Go back and watch the Thor Ragnarok trailer. It's every fucking major moment. I watched it. It didn't ruin the movie for me in any way, shape or form. That's true. I mean, I implought why is there anything? But you know, you're gonna see it, right? Did the Spider-Man trailer, it came out today, right? Yes. How did I, I feel like I've seen it before.

I think- They had a teaser before. They did have another trailer for this movie. I was like, can I dream this? I do have a quick question about Spider-Man before you move on. Oh, no, I can't. Is the, no, we can't talk about N-game yet. Let's, oh, we're getting close.

So why not? Can we do a poll if we can talk about N-game or not? It's less 10 minutes to talk- I wanna see too. The band is lifted, but I also still respect our audience and people have it. Oh, we're getting close. So why not? Can we do a poll if we just talk about endgame or not? It's less 10 minutes to talk. I want to say two. The band is lifted, but I also still respect our audience and people have it. We're gonna talk about endgame, so if you haven't seen endgame, fuck off.

In a bit, we'll have a lower third. No, right now, get the hell out. Yeah, you'll know. You've taken two weeks to watch. I don't know, I was talking to you else about talk about first. All right. Well, I'll save my question for a few weeks ago.

You said, who's spanner? You would drink three-day-old coffee. Yeah. That you don't care. Okay. Coffee's coffee. Coffee's coming.

There's three-day-old coffee behind you. Where? Oh, nobody, by the way, nobody noticed our game of Thrones reference that we did today where we put coffee at the whole of our table. We thought that was really funny. And nobody has called that.

Where is it, Eric? Oh, there it is. Where is it? Can I microwave there it is. Where is it? Can I microwave it? Because I would microwave it. Do you want me to microwave it? Yeah. Can you microwave it for like a minute?

So where is this? How is it three days old? Eric made it on Friday. And you put it up there on the set with the lid. Because that's what you said. Yeah, with the lid. You want me to microwave it? You don't want to just drink it?

Drink it. Oh god. Oh. It's totally fun. Yeah. It's because it's water. What do you say about the cup? And let's fucking discuss it. It's fine.

Go microwave it though, microwave it. It's coffee. It's, yes, coffee. It is just like dirty water. It's what coffee is. It's got a coffee bean flakes in it. I was three-day old is a lot. That's a lot. I do a day old. I've had two-day old is a lot. That's a lot.

I do a day old. I've had two-day old. Yeah. Well, I just reheated it. Ice coffee's just dirty coffee or old coffee, right? No. And then it's just old coffee. Cold brew.

Like, if you had water in a water bottle, when does that water go bad for you? 12 hours later? So you're in that. I drink you're talking about hypothetical situation. I'll tell you like a water bottle from the gym You open up a water bottle. You filled it from the tap. Okay, so it's like a reusable water bottle reusable water bottle You take a drink out of it put it down. Yes, screw the lid back on Yeah, I'm talking about the kind where you like push the button drink out of I don't know, a few days.

Yeah, right? Yeah. What's your thing, coffee? What coffee? It's still not sealed. Oh, okay. It's got a lid on it. It's got a lid on it with a giant hole for you to put your filthy mouth on.

I think it's totally fine. That totally fine. Should we start talking about end game? Yes. Can we, do we have a lower third? We're talking about end game. End game spoiler. This is not a spoiler, but I want to say this.

I want to respond to something. Because last week people were like, why aren't they talking about end game? I'm not going to watch because that's exactly why there seems to be different rules for TV shows versus movies where TV show it's on of a certain time and everyone can watch it. It's not a limited capacity. We can watch it.

So if you if you don't watch it, it's on you. But time and everyone can watch it. It's not a limited capacity, you can watch it. So if you don't watch it, it's on you. But endgame, it's a limited capacity. It only shows certain times and there's only so many seats available. It's also three hours long. It's also three hours long. A big time commitment. And so, and it's also got to pay to go see it too.

And some people get paid at different times. And go to movies, it's not fucking cheap anymore. That's for sure. So that's why we didn't do it. But it's the same attitude too. It's like, it's the exact opposite. If we started saying end game and started talking about it, we'd have a shitload of people that would tune out.

I don't like the fact that after something's out, we can't fucking talk about it because of spoiler culture. And I'm definitely, I got a week. That's all you get from me is a week. Okay, with two weekends. The internet was really good about not spoiling end game. But not Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones, they were like, oh yeah, no, I didn't see in game until the Tuesday after it came out

Which you didn't mention on the podcast. I didn't see any I'm a chat fuck it up and last Monday I did not look at chat at all Just to be safe because there's a lot of things people could have spoiled and it would honestly Experience here comes the coffee so thanks boss question for you. We're now talking about end game spoilers. This is it. So if you're listening, and you haven't seen it, close podcast now. They come back after getting... You might go over the lid on. Okay. After... The Hulk does the snap with the gauntlet. Yeah.

And the people come back. And they have this whole montage of people coming back and all this stuff this is later in the movie and Peter Parker's back at school and sees Ned shouldn't Ned be Five years older no, so you corrected something that I thought about the movie to let me let me explain why that could be If Ned got snapped as well They've both come back to world where people are five older, and when they see each other on the hallway, it's a relief that both of them are still the same age. Oh, I assume Ned was not snapped in Peter Parker well.

Do you, you 100% get that vibe watching it? Yeah. But there could be the explanation that Ned was also snapped. We don't know. Yeah, we'll know once we see the movie. I assume that'll address us. Okay, that would make sense. Yeah, that would bother me.

If they're gonna stay the same age, they most of both been snapped. I thought, yeah, Atman seeing his daughter. Every major character. After being gone for five years, I thought that was a great moment. We were like, you're so big. Like how do you address,

you haven't seen your child for five years? Especially that age, what was she 12 when he? Yeah, she was like nine. She had like Thomas the Tank Engine stuff in the first Atman. Yeah, and then in the next one, she was like, what? She was a little older. Eight.

Yeah. Yeah. But overall, I thought it was a great way to wrap everything up. I think we all... I got a problem. We all speculated that there would be time travel involved. No, I didn't at all. Okay.

I felt like that was a common theory. A lot of people. I was actually really surprised they did. A lot of people expect you to get that. A time travel story as their big wrap up. I was like, that's fucking risky. It was great to see them revisit moments in old movies. It was. Yeah. Until they got to Dark World. What? That was like, oh yeah, we go back to Guardians of the Galaxy. Awesome. We're going to go back and see. I feel like Big Lebowski Thor. Dude, Huck, you should've made up for that though. And then it's like, oh, oh, Dark War. Okay.

So many great things in that they're like the Renee Russo scene where she knows that the horse from the future. It did it be great. But I was like, oh, Dark War, like all the other movies are really great. You want to know the really funny thing about that? Is that at the end of the movie, Captain America has to go and return all the stones

to their time. He's gotta go to the red skull and go, hey, red skull's like, where'd you come from? He's like, oh, we use the stones to snap it over back from death. And red skull would have been like, did I get the snap? No, fuck you, bye. But then he's got to go back to dark world and go up to Nellie Port and go like,

Jeff! He's got to re-injector with the red. The author? Yeah, the Aether, whatever it is. We know what's crazy if you go back and watch the reality stone. If you go back and watch Infinity War during that Soul Stone scene where Gamora gets thrown off the cliff by Thanos, if you look at the rock that she falls on, you actually see Natasha's blood on the rock where she fell. Same kind of blood, really.

Yeah, you see her blood pattern. Because she's in the past, but that's not a defiant way. Pass that chance of future. Because she would have died before. It would have stopped that from happening. Natasha's blood would have been in it. It's, there's blood on the rock.

No, it wouldn't have, because they put it back in place. So, Thanos still does this nap. Right. They didn't stop him from doing the first nap. The Gomorrah you get is the past Gomorrah who's now in the future. You don't bring her back, right?

Okay, yeah. But then past Gomorrah leaves her timeline and never ends up on Vorumir with Thanos. Right? Hold on. They addressed that when they say that, yeah, everyone needs a fucking hat for this, that you can't, that it's like back to the future style

time travel, that your current self can't change the past for your future self. Right. I get what you're saying. So why would the blood from Natasha be there? Right, no, I'm saying that. I'm saying that. Yeah. So why would the blood from Natasha be there? Right. No, I'm saying that. I don't know.

Yeah, it doesn't seem to make sense. Because the blood from Natasha kind of exists in its own timeline. It wouldn't exist in the Gamora infinity timeline. And it would have been, unless it was someone else's blood, but it was where she fell. Assuming somebody else got so much. It's where it's where she fell. So I don't know how they explain that.

I think it missed an opportunity to put Captain America in, uh a, in a, endgame. What do you mean? Because he has to go back to all the events. Like, so there's a point which Captain America is fighting Captain America? Yeah. Great thing. Then there's another Captain America

who's also was just there putting the stone back. Mm-hmm. Right? So there's three Captain America. Is he because? It would have been after he took it. He would have had to. No, where did, no, because where do they get? Because they lose because they lose

They lose the test react the actual okay, which stone is he getting it? Which stone is Captain America the mind stone that that one scene has two stones that it's got the test react and it's got his Scepter which is weird because the scepter's blue right with a stone is yellow right that's one of the weird inconsistencies with it Or it's just a representation thing so wait but then okay. So, Captain America had to come back with the test Iraq, not the test Iraq, because that was from the Howard Stark stuff. He came back at least with the mind stuff. You're the hell hydra stuff.

Yes. But he had that. He had that. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Blood. And that's Natalie Portman's blood? No, no, no, no, sorry. That's a big spoiler, sir.

Natasha. That's how Black Widow sculled Johansson's boy. I don't know. I don't know what it means. But then what did she die there? But if he took, if, oh, he went further back into the past before they had lost it, then mine, I'm, I actually think the red skull thing could come into play because fear is all theory.

Uh, when Captain America goes back to, to turn in the soul stone to put it back where it was, I think it revved into Tasha. Peter, Peter H and Chats has, Cap put it back in the 60s. He put the test right back in the 60s. Right. He put the test right. The, the Mindstone, he still had to take back to New York in 2013. But did he go back to, they, they also, didn't they also take the Mindstone in the 60s?

Can we? Or did they only get that? No, the test or action, what they took in the 60s. Cap got it. they only get that? No, the test are actually what they took in the 60s. Cap got it. That's why he's fighting the other cap. Because he got the scepter. And then he used the scepter on the old cap to, the original cap to tap them on the chest.

Why did they separate in the 60s? Tony Stark leaves, goes, he gets the test or act. I don't know the things explained. They win the elevator. The pin park. The pin park. That's right. Listen, I gotta say there's another inconsistency here.

Barb kind of explaining to me, but let me see if you guys explain the same way. I don't like when they set up very clear rules and then they immediately violate them themselves for no reason whatsoever. Like I complained last week in Game of Thrones, my problem was are are your starkest setup as this super stealthy character who can kill the night king. Sorry for mixing spoiler share. Fuck you, you should've watched it. But then a scene earlier, they had her in a library

where she couldn't get past like grunt level whites who are wandering on. She was not stealthy that scene. I think it's because after the red woman kind of reminds her of who she is. She had a concussion, but then the red woman said, you're in assassin and so that fucking character I rewatched.

I rewatched it and I rewatched it. And actually I have something to say about that. Go ahead. So she was actually silent and stealthy around them. If you remember, she was so quiet that the... Jopsy blood. The white walkers are alert to the drops of blood because the sound of the blood dropping

is louder than she's being. Yeah. So what I thought of overall impression from that scene is that she was in control and that she was stealthily getting between everybody very easily. It seemed like she was in control and that she was stealthily getting between everybody very easily. It seemed like she was in panic mode and she was unable to escape from that library. Am I wrong in thinking that?

Yes. I felt different watching it the second. It just seems weird they would have that scene right before they have her in a super stealthy scene. Likewise, bringing you back to endgame. What's the rules about the time travel? What's the rules with him? Don't think too much about it.

That's one of the rules, I mean. But they have a mechanic to it. They have to go back to the 60s because they can only go one way one time because PIM particles. They're limited on PIM particles because PIM is snapped, right? So they go back and they get a bunch of PIM particles.

But in the conversation where they're explaining that, Ant-Man says, look, we only have enough for a one way trip and two test runs. And then he goes, Shrie shrink, and then gets big again. And he goes, one test run. He doesn't. But he shrinks. He shrinks and grows all the time.

But he might not have been shrinking. He might have like zapped to a previous time. That's what I got from that. That's I got the barber said I did not get that. So in that moment, when he said test runs, he just did a test run. Right. Like he went to another time and then came back. But they weren't ready, they weren't observing it.

Okay. And it was like an accidental. Yeah, right, because he seemed pissed about it. Yeah. But it's either a test run or the Pim bargels are what help him grow and shrink and can be used up, which they are. We know that from the in man movies.

So I'm not to be extent needed for time travel. It's like a little bit of a, he's the full tank. Yeah. I do a time travel. He's a little sprinkling rather than an entire. Yeah, what I got was it was a quick time travel. Yes. Like he's the full tank. Yeah, I do a time travel. He's a little sprinkling rather than an entire yeah What I got was it was a quick time travel

Like unplanned accidental. Yeah, but in then he but he used the whole thing right or could have been a long one He could have been gone two years right. Yeah, we don't know who knows came popping back in well No problem with endgame. Oh, I was gonna ask what your favorite moments were first Bruce banner doesn't wear glasses The Hulk doesn't wear glasses. Why does smart Hulk wear glasses? Because he's older now. His five years have passed. It's the Hulk, that's not,

you wear glasses because you're five years old. Hey, did you get readers? Did you get readers? We're reading glasses. We're reading glasses. He's wearing fucking gigantic warby parkers or whatever. All of the things, it's because they want you to know that he's a smart Hulk.

You, you, you had Liza, can you still wear glasses? He's a fucking gamma scientist. Does Bruce Banner not wear glasses? He does not. He's wearing, I can point out a scene that illustrates his wear glasses. Thor gives him glasses that are tonies in Ragnarok and he puts them on and he says,

I think there's a scene in the first Avengers where he's working in the lab on Loki's scepter. Yeah, in the, the, the helicopter. I think he's got glasses on him. But Bruce Bander does not wear glasses. Maybe he wears contacts. Maybe he wears contacts. Maybe he wears contacts.

Yeah, that's the scene I'm talking about. That's the scepter scene. Maybe he wears contacts. So he wears contacts. Yeah, maybe the people who couldn't make contacts all got snapped and they can't have contacts in that world anymore. Or they don't make like dinner plates. Yeah.

Contact lenses for the Hulk. Favorite moments? I think he doesn't wear glasses. Look at any other shirt. Probably look up Bruce Banner on Google image search and see if he comes up in glasses. When Captain America's fighting Captain America and says I could do this all day.

And he's like, I know. I know. Yeah. Everything and that scene was great. There were so many wonderful Captain America moments. I think one of my favorites is when he wields the hammer. Oh yeah. That's our guy.

And that was like, I still get chills even just talking about that scene and also the Hail Hydra. I love the way they handle that. Love the way they handle that. Cause there's that the comic book where he says that and like to provide context for that in a different way. I think it was in an elevator as well, in the comic maybe.

I believe so. That was perfect, perfect. Well, yeah, the fight where he's got the hammer, like his shield gets all fucked up. There was a theory where it was Age of Ultron, right? Where he tries to live in. Where he moves it, yeah. And it moves and then Thor kind of has that moment

of like panic. And then he like gives up. There was a theory I saw where Captain America realized he actually could move the hammer, but didn't think that was the appropriate time to show that he could. I think I've read that. I read it too.

Maybe like a humble thing of like, oh, I don't want to show this guy up. He's not trying to like, yeah. Yeah. And don't they have a moment in the fight where like they get their weapons, makes the tors like, no, not give me the bigger one.

Yeah, I get why they did it in Ultron, but it would have been better for that moment, a little bit better if Vision had not been able to lift it. You know, yeah, it's kind of the same moment too when he's fighting with Ultron and he's vamping with Ultron. And then he's like over, he says, he goes, I can't keep this, keep distracting him this long, just do something. And then Vision hits him with the hammer. It's like right at the end of Ultron when they're fighting over the sarcovia reactor. It was a really good moment when Vision picked it up though. It was a good way to demonstrate how strong Vision is, but then he's a complete pussy or that he's a noble person.

He's not a villain because he's made from the mind-stuff. Okay. I think at that point it was to show he's worthy, right? I think at that point they were still trying to figure out what Vision was in the movie, right? Like whether or not they could trust him. Yeah. Yeah, right. When he picks it up. It's vision was in the movie, right? Like whether or not they could trust him. Yeah. Yeah, right.

When you pick it up, it's a to demonstrate in one moment, this is a trustworthy character. Nobody else, no other Avenger can lift this thing, but this guy's worthy enough to do it. Like at the feeling of you could lift me older, it wouldn't be heavy at all. Right. You know, it had some heft to it, but it's not like it's not the head of it. You wouldn't exert yourself. It's something beyond weight. I love when they use that mechanic too, like in Ragnarok when he puts it in the Dragon's mouth.

And it like clang. And does he put it on Loki's chest? Yeah, in the first door. Yeah, in the first door, he just sets it down, it's like you stay here. Yeah, but it's not like crushing him. It's just like he can't get up because it's on him. I was really hoping Loki would secretly still be alive.

Like he disguised himself as someone else. I mean, he could be, but I feel like they would have revealed that this movie, if it was true. Well, they might have, he might be back because of the snap. No, he died before the snap. He died before the snap. No, but they could have brought him back with that.

Nope. They said they only brought people back from the snap. They made a point about that. And he did try to bring you that back. But he was killed because of the soul stone. That would have been different. That's different. My theory is that she is the soul stone.

Well, the source of it, she was like in in this like they live inside of it or something like their souls are a soul for a soul That's all he said then There are not multiple soul stones just every soul that has ever been sacrificed for the soul stone resides within the soul stone. No, no Because it kind of breaks it if it's multiple ones or if it's in there, then a soul for a soul maybe does hold their souls, but it's like you can't use the soul stone to... Unless you lost something? Or to get rid of the...

Like, you couldn't snap back. Use the soul stone to snap somebody back who was in the soul stone, right? Because you're using the power of the soul stone to do it. Although Thanos did use the stone stones to destroy the stone stones. I can't say stone. The stone. That was a shocking moment early in the movie where they find Thanos and then they destroy the stones. I can't say stone. The stone. That was a shocking moment early in the movie where they find Thanos and then they just kill him.

Yeah, which is immediately. I read an article, the screenwriters like they had this whole thing where they're like, well, he's this all powerful person that's like unbeatable. Like, well, how do you make that interesting? And they're like, what if they just kill them? And then it's like, now they have this a new problem. And it's like, how do we get?

Yeah, he's not the threat anything. Yeah, isn't it crazy at two houses? The two Thanos' seemed like remarkably different characters. Like when you see Thanos watching himself die, he's like, okay, like he's totally cool with it. He's like, that's Destiny, that's how I'm gonna die. Great. But I think it's because he was successful.

Yeah, he accomplished the goal. That's my destiny, that's Destiny for Phil. It is insane how overpowered Thanos' in general. That's why I thought time travel was okay. You already have essentially what is a wish machine. Yeah. You know, and it's like if you have that, then you know, I do something like the but Thanos is thing of like destroying this one was fucking badass. Mm-hmm. That's like the failsafe. Nothing you can do. I know you're going to come for it. Did you guys see, I think it was in the Rushi subreddit that someone had a video of Jeremy showing up to an off topic panel at RTX, I believe,

wearing Ironman's mask and the Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, I saw that. And they're just like, Jeremy predicted the end of endgame. Oh, really? It's like holy shit. It's true. Yeah, that was, so when Ironman dies, spoiler.

Yeah, that's too late to say spoiler on that. So there's that moment where Gwyneth Paltrow's talking to him, then Peter Parker comes up and like shoves her aside to talk to Tony Stark. Yeah. I know your wife's here, but I'm pretty sure that's the opposite. I'm pretty sure he shoves him aside. No, no, he like pushes, she's talking first, then he kind of like comes in and has his moment with Tony Stark. I thought. And then where the Pulitzer then comes back in for the fight for when he finally

does die. The other thing it's okay in the comics, Avengers ultimate in that series that suit she's wearing is the suit he makes for black widow. Like they have a relationship in that whatever universe and yeah, she has a suit and they're like a duo and they fight together. When is Palocho's suit that she's wearing? So we're like a black and blue suit. And comics is weird because black and blue

kinda like go together. You know, you, so much you can't be sure if something is blue or black as the highlights are all dark blue. Like Superman's hair, it's like, there's always those blue highlights in it just cause that's the way they draw highlights and black stuff in comics.

But yeah, I was super happy with it. The whole time travel thing I thought could have really fallen flat, but I thought they did a great job with it. I thought that the ending for Tony, I thought what Gwen and Thouch says to him is fucking awesome. And Cap's ending is fucking great. I love that kind of stuff.

Oh, yeah. Was there like the two most like fleshed out I feel like of all the characters? Yeah, they were the leaders, right? You know, they were the heads of the Civil War groups, right? Yeah. The two factions. Did you guys cry?

Yeah, what did, yeah, the greatest powder thing chokes me up a little bit because she's like, it, the second time I saw it, it really registered with me because when he's in their cabin or whatever, he's got the great life and he's super happy. And I'm like, I mean, I'm in the theater going, do just stay there, just don't go, don't go. He didn't really lose,

they were guessing he lost Peter Parker. That's what he did. Commissioner to do. Yeah, and they showed him, he did see the picture. But when he discovers, he goes, I gotta fix with that mobius strip model for time travel. He goes, I could just put a pin in this, I could not talk about it.

She goes, yeah, but then you'd never be able to rest. And the last thing she says to him is, it's okay, you can rest. You can rest. Oh, damn. Yeah, I didn't even talk about that. Yeah. Actually, it was like,

I started crying at the Star Wars trailer. And I didn't stop crying for the next three hours and 10 minutes. Why, can you just star with trailer for like, I get emotional over a lot of things. I'm kind of like getting into the Mario realm these days, but the second, anything that has powerful music and the way it's just edited altogether, like the star with trailer to me

is just like perfect in that sense. Like they have such powerful score to it and everything. So I, and also just like being excited over the movie and knowing like, I was going to experience something really cool. I was just emotional already going into the theater. And yeah, then I just didn't stop crying the entire time. But when a cap and Peggy dance,

like when he goes back in time and you see them dancing together, I was like, guys dance. So that's how he wanted for like all he goes back in time and you see them dancing together, I was like, guys dance. But that's how he's wanted for like all of the movies in entire time. I know, and that's what I think got me the most. And if you get the nuance too, that Bruce and Falcon are sitting there

and they're saying like, okay, we'll know this works in about five seconds. So see you soon. And then Bucky walks up to him and says, I'm gonna miss you, man. Yeah. He knows what he's about to do. He knows he's gonna leave.

So it must have filled him in on the plan. And I think Cap says, everything's gonna be okay. And there's a, so you know, he hands over the shield to Falcon. I guess kind of making him the next Captain America. Yeah, but there is a Falcon and Winter Soldier show coming up that's gonna be released on in Disney plus. No, okay So I wonder if that show's gonna be about yeah, I can try and to become Captain America last speculation about those things right Maybe they called it Falcon and

Winter Soldier because they couldn't call Captain American Winter Soldier right right because men and women now they can just change the name of it There was a slate. They put up years ago of all the movies and included the now they can just change the name of it. There was a slate they put up years ago of all the movies and included the, shit, the name is escaping me now. The Eternals are, some of you that they canceled. Oh, yeah.

But it was like, everything was like, like Captain America's was Captain America versus the Serpent Society and things like that. There were just names that, there were kind of placeholder names clearly. Right. I feel like, Falk is just kind of boring to me.

Falka's kind of boring. Yeah. It's okay. Oh, what's his name, the Tank Man or what? Falka's kind of boring too, but. Oh, Falka's terrible. But it was pretty good in this movie.

He was the best movie of the film. Although I was shocked that he didn't die in Natasha did. Oh, I was just, I was just like, well, I mean clearly, hot guys gone here because no one could just fuck that hot guy. I saw, I saw that movie with Esther. And when we were left the movie, she talked about that scene

in particular. She said, it was like watching they live and watching Rody Roddy Piper trying to put the sunglasses on Keith David. It's like the two of them fighting to see, like who's going to die? Like each of them wants to die. And just like this long drawn out fight, you're like, what's happening? Yeah, but it was a big deal to her the depth that she O to Clint. Mm-hmm. She was she talked about it before like the red the red in her ledger thing Do you remember that? Yeah, talk about it to Loki. Yeah, when she tricked him, but it's a it's a real thing with her

I will ask this though Why can anyone pick up an infinity stone in this movie? That's what Trevor kept asking. He's like, you're not supposed to be able to touch the bare hand. I mean, the first time we ever see one in the collector's, like, an actual stone, the collector opens up the thing in Guardians and his assistant grabs it and literally explodes. And then at the end of that movie, Peter, who's part God, they make a big deal out of it. Being fucking deal that you can't grab these. But then like the ancient one goes,

here's the time stone and Bruce is like, thanks. It's like, wait a second. Yeah, at least I just carry this one. It would take much to have like a little thing they go, got it, okay. Right. Because I mean, the Tesseract, everyone, anyone seems to be able to pick up a Tesseract.

I mean, Fury can pick it up. But it does seem weird. The cat beat it. The cat, the cat, the flurgeon. For instance, I also thought Captain Marvel cat, the cat, the flirt. Or can pretty good. I also thought Captain Marvel was used very well in the movie. She wasn't overbearing for a new character, like somebody who's like,

I got the feeling she was gonna be very front and center in an Avengers movie and she was not. She's gonna be the front and that the back end. So there was a weird moment where, they have the gauntlet and they're like trying to get it through and they give it to Captain Marvel. And I forget who it is. I think Peter Parker asked,

like how is she gonna get it through? And they're like, don't worry, she's got help. And like, all the people care. As if she fucking needs help. And I was like, she just flew through a giant spaceship and like destroyed it. Oh, but that was a cool scene though. Right, but-

It was a little power scene. Oh no, it was really cool. It was really cool, but if anyone doesn't need the help, it's Captain Marvel. Yeah, that's probably the one Avenger It was really cool. But if anyone doesn't need the help, it's Captain Markable That probably the one Avenger who needs no help right maybe like vision But well cute consistency though, and even in that scene where Peter Parker's like in the crater holding the gauntlet Yeah, is uh, he whenever he meets somebody he introduces himself on Peter Parker He's like, hey, they're Peter Parker because like he does it with everybody's like hand Peter Parker I'm Dr. Strange, you know, like, yeah that it's a running bit that he has where he introduces himself.

I like that. What do you think is the strongest? Who's what? The strongest. I don't know. I mean, it's gotta be Captain Marvel. Who's the strongest? Yeah, I guess so.

Captain, there's some special about Captain America though. Like, that's unquantifiable with the whole thing with me older and stuff. I think he became my favorite adventure in this movie. Yeah, he's such a hokey kind of like, you know, kind of old school character. He's so square in like the early movies. I love it. You really grew so many of the characters are really boring. I feel like like Thor is like in the theory a really boring character who's actually one of the best

because he's like, he was competing for. Yeah, that's looking a while. I think I'm a few movies to come right. They gave him a lot of really good comedic's like, he was the comedian first. Yeah. That's a lot of a while. A few movies come around. They gave him a lot of really good comedic. Yeah. Ragnarok. Like it was, I think it was probably one of the first, the first Avengers movies, maybe the second one when he started to really start to flex as a funny character.

And man, obviously in this one, he was over the top funny. Well, it's really badass. That early in the movie that shocked me was when Captain Marvel is talking about, you know, when you didn't have me, when they went to go fight Thanos, and Thor gets up and he hasn't said anything at all the whole time, and he gets up, and he walks over to her,

and he holds his hand out, and Storm Breaker comes in. That fucking thing is huge, dude. I had no idea it was that big, like even seeing Groot interact with it and everything, but when he's holding it there right next to both of them, like, God damn, that thing's gigantic. Massive. Yeah. I still don't quite understand how she couldn't be stronger against Thanos. Yeah. I don't. I don't. Yeah. She struggled against him a little bit. And then he did the

thing where he punched her and she didn't flinch. That was really cool. But I was like, why did she get so affected by him? He did have the gauntlet at that point. Did he? Yeah, he was trying to get it. Because he was about to snap and stop. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, she stopped the snap and then he took the power stone off of the ring and held it in this hand and punched her with it.

That was fucking badass. That was very cool. That was like the only demonstration in this movie I felt like that showed how powerful an individual stone is. I think once they got the gauntlet together and it became the the wish machine. The power of the stones really didn't become important like why they could grab them and stuff like that, but they're individually so incredibly powerful. I almost wish in that like that running with the football scene where they got a gauntlet and they're passing it off the black panther and to Captain Marvel and everything and they're all tossing it around.

I almost wish the stones had been split up at that point and that individually people were using the different stones. But any one of them, you know, the power stone destroys entire planets. They touched to the ground. That was whole, uh, Ronan the Accuser and Guardians. If he touched it to the ground, it was gonna destroy all of his andar.

Which got destroyed off camera. Anyway, like as a footnote. Oh yeah, they blew up Zandar three days ago. Last week, yeah. It's literally like, we started to enjoy. Is Jorazi Riley okay? Yeah. Yeah.

And it's family and everything. Yeah, that was the whole point of Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah. Did Zandar come back? That's an interesting question to ask. No, because they weren't snapped. It was just a snap. So Zandar's still a lot of commission.

Right. That's excellent. Well, it's about time to wrap this up. I feel like there's so much more we can talk about. Oh, four hours we could probably talk about. I think I'm gonna go watch it tonight. I don't know. I see you again now. Thanks for watching everybody. Thanks for watching for 10 years if you've been here. If not, wherever you've been. Uh, I'll see you guys next week. Halt is a poser. Bye. Bye. Do you like apples? Alright, example, together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free of Diaz of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster-teeths cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action.

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